Holmberg's Morning Sickness – Entertainment Drill: Billions of Wings & Pricey Super Bowl Snacks
Date: February 9, 2026
Episode Theme:
The crew discusses the aftermath of Super Bowl Sunday, focusing on astronomical chicken wing consumption, debates about outrageous stadium food prices, and a mix of quirky entertainment news. Expect the show’s trademark blend of humor, skepticism, and local flavor.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Super Bowl Reactions
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Atmosphere at the Game
- Holmberg and crew share reports from friends who attended the Super Bowl, describing the game as underwhelming.
- [01:24] John Holmberg:
“Both of them just kept firing back. Sucked. Game sucked. Atmosphere sucked. Everything.”
- [01:24] John Holmberg:
- Discussion about the halftime show and its confusion for fans unfamiliar with the language or style.
- [01:38] Speaker:
“The crowd was confused at halftime.”
- [01:38] Speaker:
- Holmberg and crew share reports from friends who attended the Super Bowl, describing the game as underwhelming.
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Comparison to Telemundo
- The crew riff on watching Spanish-language television and not understanding what’s happening, joking about still enjoying the visuals and energy.
- [01:44] Holmberg:
“It's like watching Telemundo. You're like, this might be a great show. I don't know...”
- [01:44] Holmberg:
- The crew riff on watching Spanish-language television and not understanding what’s happening, joking about still enjoying the visuals and energy.
2. Entertainment Drill: Super Bowl Bets and Food Consumption
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Big Bets on the Super Bowl
- A high roller wagered $253K on the coin toss at Caesar’s Palace and won.
- [05:30] Brady:
"Someone bet a quarter of a million bucks on the coin toss and won... $253,000 on it. Won $245,000." - [05:42] Holmberg:
"That is a fingers crossed crazy moment. That's got to be pretty great."
- [05:30] Brady:
- "Mattress Mac" lost millions betting on the Patriots.
- A high roller wagered $253K on the coin toss at Caesar’s Palace and won.
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Billions of Chicken Wings Consumed
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National Chicken Council estimates 1.5 billion wings eaten on Super Bowl Sunday—enough to circle the earth nearly three times.
- [06:28] Brady:
"The National Chicken Council estimated we down to 1.5 billion wings." - [06:41] Holmberg:
"Chicken wings...just a little butt to wing all in a linear chicken wing line. Three times around with chicken wings. You fat pigs. That’s disgusting."
- [06:28] Brady:
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Joking about the absurd amount of ranch dressing required.
- [07:00] Holmberg:
"Peter North Earth in ranch. How much? Oh my God, that's brutal."
- [07:00] Holmberg:
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Stadium Food Prices Outrage
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Social media outrage over $20 hot dogs and The Hammer Burger at Levi’s Stadium costing $180.
- [07:14] Holmberg:
"Nobody's bitching. People who didn't go are bitching. People who were there, they had money to go to the Super Bowl." - [07:21] Brady:
"They did have the Hammer Burger. That was 180 bucks, right?"
- [07:14] Holmberg:
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On stadium food pricing complaints:
- [07:41] Holmberg:
“People on Yelp will sit and go, the prices are something. Then don’t order it. Why are you yelling about the prices if you can’t afford it?”
- [07:41] Holmberg:
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Masters Golf Tournament cited as the only major event with cheap food ("1950s and 60s prices").
- [08:09] Brady:
“It’s the Masters. They keep the pricing of what it was in the 50s and 60s.”
- [08:09] Brady:
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Lighthearted commentary about tailgating culture and stadium class divisions.
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3. Entertainment News Highlights
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Austin Butler Cast as Lance Armstrong
- Crew jokes about Butler’s intense method acting and prior struggle to drop his Elvis accent.
- [09:34] Holmberg:
"Does he still have his Elvis accent? Because he couldn't get out of it." - [09:42] Holmberg (on Jim Jeffries’ bit):
“It’s acting. But he’s such a good actor… how come nobody ever does that—‘I’m sorry, I played Hitler three years ago and I just can’t get it out’... You’re just a mental basket case is what you are.”
- [09:34] Holmberg:
- Crew jokes about Butler’s intense method acting and prior struggle to drop his Elvis accent.
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Twisted Sister 50th Anniversary Tour Canceled
- Due to Dee Snider’s health (arthritis), Twisted Sister retires from touring.
- [10:49] Brady:
“D's having some health problems. He's got some bad arthritis and says, I'm not singing as good either.” - The team jokes about cover band names and the likelihood they'd attend such a show.
- [10:49] Brady:
- Due to Dee Snider’s health (arthritis), Twisted Sister retires from touring.
4. Community and Local Entertainment
- Brief shoutouts to local comedy acts and venues in Phoenix: Stand Up Live, Desert Ridge Improv, Tempe Improv.
- [00:38] Speaker:
“Get out and see the comedy of Moshe Casher... for tickets, standuplive.com desert ridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com.”
- [00:38] Speaker:
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
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On not understanding the halftime show:
“It's like watching Telemundo. You're like, this might be a great show. I don't know.”
—John Holmberg, [01:44] -
On the chicken wing stat:
“Three times around with chicken wings. You fat pigs. That's disgusting.”
—John Holmberg, [06:47] -
On the price outrage at the Super Bowl:
“Nobody’s bitching. People who didn’t go are bitching. People who were there, they had money to go to the Super Bowl.”
—John Holmberg, [07:14] -
On stadium food pricing in context:
“If you can afford a Super Bowl ticket, for the most part, you don't care about the beer.”
—John Holmberg, [07:49] -
On method acting and Austin Butler:
“You’re just a mental basket case is what you are.”
—John Holmberg, [09:42]
Segment Timestamps
- [01:24] – Attendee reports: Super Bowl “sucked”
- [01:38] – Halftime show confusion and Telemundo riff
- [05:30] – Big bets on the coin toss and “Mattress Mac”
- [06:28] – 1.5 billion chicken wings stat revealed
- [07:14] – Super Bowl food prices and “Hammer Burger” debate
- [09:11] – Austin Butler as Lance Armstrong/Method acting jokes
- [10:24] – Twisted Sister retirement news
Tone & Style
The episode retains Holmberg's irreverent, observational humor and banter among the crew. Much of the discussion is lighthearted, with hyperbolic jokes and local references, offering listeners a funny, breezy recap of Super Bowl fallout and quips about pop culture news.
