02-09-26 - WWBD - His 17yo Daughter Is Going Out And Showing Thong At Clubs - Yarborough Got Busted Buying A Hooker When His Wife Stopped Having Sex w/Him

Summary

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Holmberg's Morning Sickness – "WWBD: What Would Brady Do?" (02-09-26)

Theme Overview: This episode centers around the long-running “What Would Brady Do?” segment, where the hosts tackle listeners’ outrageous (and sometimes hilarious) real-life moral quandaries, focusing on issues of workplace politics, parenting dilemmas with teens, and complex marital strife. True to form, John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo blend irreverence, brutal honesty, and gallows humor as they try to “solve” these assorted listener problems.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Office Politics Trap

Timestamp: 03:59–06:53

• Scenario: Listener is close to retirement, has a history of supporting Trump, and his boss has banned politics at work—but only the opposing political side gets a pass.
• Team’s Take:
  • Avoid engaging with coworkers baiting you on politics (“It's a trap.” – Holmberg, 04:48).
  • Holmberg and Brady suggest passive tactics like earbuds or simply ignoring the provocations.
  • If the situation escalates, consider talking directly (but carefully) to the boss, or more neutrally, to HR.
• Memorable Moment:
  • Holmberg jokes about “playing a little Vanilla Ice” when others complain about ICE to deflect the conversation (06:06–06:27).

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2. Dad’s Dilemma: 17-Year-Old Daughter Dressing Provocatively

Timestamp: 06:56–14:39

• Scenario: A father is distressed by his daughter’s revealing clothing (comparing her to her “whore mother”), her clubbing, and wants to stage a fake abduction to scare her straight.
• Team’s Reaction:
  • Strong recommendation against traumatizing her with a fake abduction (“I wouldn't do that.” – Brady, 09:13).
  • Focus on education instead: talk about the dangers of clubs, leaving drinks unattended, and always using the buddy system.
  • Recognize the limited influence a parent can have if the teen’s peer group and mother condone her choices.
  • Suggestions drift into exaggerated comic territory, such as bribing a doctor to fake an exam showing “whore diseases” (10:25–10:44), but this is quickly acknowledged as absurd.
• Notable Quotes:
  • “All of that is awesome as a man, until it’s your kid.” – Holmberg, 08:25
  • “I’d much rather have an ugly daughter than a gorgeous one. That’s gotta be a nightmare.” – Holmberg, 10:44
  • “Well, you know, it's the crowd they run with too… probably all dressed that way.” – Brady, 10:20
• Brief Social Observations: Supermodels/celebs like Stephanie Seymour were referenced as examples of teens entering adult worlds and relationships (11:33–11:36), and influencer culture is discussed with a story about an “influencer son” sidestepping work (12:30–14:39).

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3. Sexless Marriage and the Cost of Indiscretion

Timestamp: 14:52–25:58

• Scenario: A listener (“Yarborough”) reveals his sexless marriage led him to hire a prostitute—he’s caught after charging it (!), and now his wife threatens never to sleep with him again. Divorce would be financially disastrous.
• Team’s Reaction:
  • Immediate mockery of using a credit card for a prostitute: “If Brady’s telling you how to pay hookers, you’re bad at getting hookers.” – Holmberg, 16:33
  • Consensus that the marriage is effectively over, even if neither party admits it. “She doesn’t like you. She likes what you provide.” – Holmberg, 20:56
  • Dark comedic suggestions for asset protection, faking financial losses, or even “romantic cruises… People fall off those boats all the time.” (24:47), always couched in their irreverent, sarcastic style.
  • Philosophical moment: “Why did the Titanic sink? Doesn’t matter. It’s down there.” – Bret, 18:31
• Notable Quotes:
  • “Think of it as a gift, Yarborough. I’m spending $300 to make it so you don’t have to [sleep with me].” – Holmberg, 23:16
  • “You know how hard that is to scream during an orgasm? Yarborough, are you choking?” – Holmberg, 25:37
  • “What does she plan on doing in the future? Nothing. Milking.” – Brady, 20:49
• Takeaways:
  • The team leans into the harsh reality that a dead marriage is better ended, despite the costs.
  • Recognizes that many listeners are in similar "financial hostage" situations and jokes about financial self-defense.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• “It’s a trap.” – Holmberg (04:48), on being baited into political talk at work.
• “Earbuds. Stop talking to people at work.” – Holmberg (05:31)
• “I wouldn't do that.” – Brady (09:13), about staging a fake abduction.
• “All of that is awesome as a man, until it’s your kid.” – Holmberg (08:25)
• “If Brady’s telling you how to pay hookers, you’re bad at getting hookers.” – Holmberg (16:33)
• “Why did the Titanic sink? Doesn’t matter. It’s down there.” – Bret (18:31)
• “She doesn’t like you. She likes what you provide.” – Holmberg (20:56)
• “Think of it as a gift... so you don’t have to do that.” – Holmberg (23:16)

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Key Segment Timestamps

• Office Politics Dilemma: 03:59–06:53
• Daughter’s Provocative Outfits: 06:56–14:39
• Sexless Marriage/Prostitute Scandal: 14:52–25:58

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Summary & Tone

This episode is a classic mix of genuine advice, tongue-in-cheek solutions, and unapologetically inappropriate humor. The hosts take serious issues and douse them in sarcasm while still sometimes finding kernels of sympathy and straight talk. They share their own experiences and observations in ways both funny and uncomfortably honest—a trademark of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness.

For listeners who missed it: expect advice that’s rarely politically correct or safe-for-work, but always entertaining and, at times, disarmingly candid.

Transcript

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[D]

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[A]

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[A]

It's a beautiful thing.

[D]

That's a nice thing.

[E]

They can do it.

[D]

Still clean your hardwood lady. That was great. She got that. Everybody was happy. Money. Tons of people walked out with hundred dollar bills. Well, gift cards. And then, you know, gave away action Ride shop. Had the snowboard.

[B]

Snowboard.

[D]

We got a girl got one that.

[E]

And then I got the lap dances.

[D]

Oh, the lap dance guy. That was our cop friend. And he gave it to the group of dudes in front of him and said, hey, my wife's with me. I'm not allowed to do this. And it acted like it was like a cool thing. He. But his wife's like, you really gonna use it? He's like, here, guys. And he gave it to the. In front of him. $200 and getting into crazy gym. Not crazy gyms. That's a sandwich. Stop. Crazy girls. Yeah, crazy girls. Remember when crazy Jim's. Because Jim owns. But that place was great. And if it came with lap dances too. Anyway, thanks to everybody who came out. Our super bowl thing is right. Super Bowl. I've watched in my life. And I have proof of that because people didn't stay to the end. They were leaving in the third quarter. Game stunk. All right. Are you ready to solve the world's problems?

[E]

Ready.

[D]

Let's start here. All right. It says my boss is asking all of us not to discuss politics in the office anymore. Which is a good move. Got the email the other day, but I noticed that only the people on the Trump team have fought so far. Emails. And it's become an anti ice chatter house. And nobody seems upset. My boss is super liberal. I'm thinking I'm closing in on retirement. I do not Care about any of this, But I do have an American flag at my desk. In the past, I told people I voted for Trump, so they seemingly are talking about this in front of me, hoping I say something so they can tattle. As close as I am to retirement, I'm still struggling with this. Should I just pop off when they start talking about ice or follow what the boss asked? Oh, it's a trap. That's a trap.

[E]

I'm riding it out.

[D]

Got a couple you, brother.

[E]

Let him talk away. As long as they're not.

[D]

Ooh, that's a tough one. Does your boss have a boss? Because if your boss has a boss and you're like, look, dude, go to him. Don't jump over him, but go to him and go, hey, dude, I dig the no politics thing, but not just one side. If I gotta listen to these people talk about ice the whole time, there.

[E]

Should just be no politics all the.

[D]

Way around at all. And I should be, yeah, I know which side you're on, but don't make me go over your head, because these guys are trying to passive aggressively bait me into a talk and then they're gonna tell on me.

[A]

Careful.

[D]

That.

[A]

That could seem as a threat, though.

[D]

It should be, no, I know, but.

[A]

You'Re gonna make your life hell then.

[D]

And there's that.

[E]

But then he's thinking about, wow, I don't want that to affect my retirement.

[D]

You don't have to lose your job at 59 and start. But you can't really lose your job then, Ken, I think you gotta take the Brady glasses on this one. You know what I suggest for this? Earbuds. Stop talking to people at work. Earbuds. What would you do, Brady? That earbuds or just ignore them?

[E]

I don't think I would even need the earbuds.

[D]

Yeah, you can do it without. You can't hear.

[E]

So, yeah, I try to keep them on my right side.

[D]

Or every once in a while when they're like, oh, my God, can you believe ice and this and that. Instead of politics, Brady, you can turn and go, I know. I was talking about that with my black maid, man. I have a slave. Oh, my God, he's got a slave.

[E]

Whenever I hear him talk about ice.

[D]

You just hear, yeah, start playing a little vanilla. That's a tough one. Especially when the boss fires off. Don't talk about it unless it's the things I like.

[E]

They can only talk about it for so long.

[A]

You'd be surprised.

[E]

I know.

[D]

Especially when they're baiting, you know.

[E]

You can cue that song up?

[D]

Yeah, you could. It's not bad. Or you let it go. Yeah, I think maybe you're gonna have to do that. You could also just fire one of these up every once in a while at your desk. It's every day at noon. Lovely Greenwood. Everybod. Just put your hand over your heart and listen to this for a minute. Don't say a word. It's like, well, we want him to stop. And I'm like, why do you hate the United States? Yeah, try that one. I don't know what to do with it. It's too complicated to be with people. Dear Brady, this is a good one here. I want to pull a prank or prank light on my daughter who dresses like her whore mother. I keep telling her she's going to get abducted and sold into sex trafficking. She rolls her eyes, but no kidding, man. This girl is gorgeous. Has no idea how men look at her. My friends tell me they can't believe she's my daughter because of how she looks. And I'm kind of Dopey. She's 17. Would you guys help me with a fake abduction just to teach her how scary that would be? I'll rescue her and you guys can run away. What would you do, Brady? I've talked to her until I'm blue in the face. And it seems like it's just making her clothes smaller. Have you seen what girls wear to clubs? And yes, she gets into clubs for 21 year olds because she looks like she's 25. She leaves the house in shorts, and then I see pictures of her in a thong outside. All of that is awesome. As a man, until it's your kid. Can you help me, Roger T? Oh, I have actually. Remember, we were. Well, you guys weren't with me in Vegas last year. We went by that club. There's a line outside and the guy driving us stopped and he goes, I figure you guys just want to soak this in. We're on the strip. And he just stopped. And the line to get into one of the clubs, it was just. I swear to God, it was all underwear. Like, not in like an old man way. It was legitimately underwear. And I'm like, none of them have pants on. He goes, man, it's. It's crazy how good it's gotten here with just nothing. And I'm like, this is great. And then you think, that's somebody's daughter. How do you handle. Should we do yours?

[E]

Well, the best.

[D]

That's what I'm saying.

[E]

Just try to. I Don't think you'll curtail the. The way she dresses so much with an abduction. Just talk about. Yeah, I wouldn't do that.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

Just try to say educated on just being smart about things. You can go out, man, but you know, some things. If you're going to the bars now. Yeah, you know, because the big thing that I've seen lately is, man, they've been talking about, don't leave your drinks unattended. It's been around for a while, but now it's seems like it's a little resurgence popped back.

[D]

Well, never trust someone who brought you a drink who isn't a bartender or waiter. And never leave your drink ever.

[E]

Buddy system. Always. Never. Even if your friends, like, I'm. I'm taking off.

[D]

Somebody brings you a drink, don't drink it. But she's 17. She's on the way. I mean, we got to come up with a plan. Like maybe, say, that one.

[E]

You could maybe. Look, I don't. Trying to prevent her to go to the bars to begin with.

[D]

Well, that's gonna.

[A]

Good luck with that.

[D]

Yeah, good luck. The whore mom is the problem. Like you said, she's dressing like her whore mom. Somebody's buying her these clothes, right? I don't know. I don't have a daughter for.

[E]

But then you know that it's the crowd that they run with, too. They're probably all dressed in that way.

[D]

Maybe like, say, okay, hey, your doctor called, and we got to take you in for an exam and stuff. And then pay the doctor an extra couple hundred bucks to give her, like, all sorts of whore diseases. And then have the doctor look at her and say, well, this is what happens when you treat your body.

[E]

She says, I have to wear long sleeves.

[D]

You're like a whore.

[E]

So you got horse and long dresses.

[D]

I have a doctor. That's.

[A]

The bumps are from.

[D]

You know what? Maybe I can get my doctor friend to dummy it up, put his coat on, meet with you and the daughter and say, we went over your test. You've got all sorts of horror diseases from treating your body like a whore does and have a doctor say it. I don't know, man. Roger shouldn't have had a daughter. God forbid, man. I would have. I guarantee my daughter would be ugly. That's for sure. Because my face. How do you know I know for sure this face. Passing that on to a woman, she'd have been the luckiest girl in the world because she wouldn't have it on her at all. The only thing my daughter would have is A bunch of bruises from the 10 foot poles that knock her away from fellas. I'd much rather have an ugly daughter than a gorgeous one. That's gotta be a nightmare. Like the supermodel ones that go to bars when they're 17 or start coming home with dudes who are like 25.

[A]

The Stephanie Seymour thing.

[D]

Yeah, she was in my house 9th grade. Two years later, she left with a dude who was 45. Then she married Axl Rose a few years after that. Nobody batted an eye. Cause it's like, well, I know she's 15, but her parents are like, yeah, she needs to be in France with that 45 year old dad. She made a fortune doing that. Get her into modeling if she's so beautiful. Beyond, like, just a scum. Yeah, she's. You know. Brady, how do you fix a whore daughter?

[E]

Get them working as whores. Yep.

[D]

All right, Brady, turn them out. You wouldn't turn her out. All right.

[E]

No.

[D]

Put her in like a chick fil A. You know what you should do is get her a job over there at that corn dog on a stick or something. Hot dog on a stick. Make her wear that awful outfit.

[E]

I don't think. Yeah, those.

[D]

Can't make those sexy.

[E]

Top notch.

[D]

Make her pay the bills. Well, she'll start an OnlyFans page. We have my friend Joe said that his son came back and his son's a handsome young man. And his mom was mad and said, he's not gonna just live here for free. We need to get him out working. She goes, you're gonna go work? He's like, am? I said, yeah. And he goes, all right. And you're gonna pay us and do all this stuff. So this handsome son of a bitch goes over to, like, Circle K or something and films himself eating and drinking something, and then calls those companies and says, I just did this on my Instagram and an influencer. They sent him, like $3,000. He just gave it to his parents because that should cover summer. Oh, my God. Visit Holmberg's morning sickness online at 98 KUPD.

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[D]

Holmberg's.

[A]

You're just the type of go getter.

[D]

Yeah, well it's like damn it, you're trying to instill like a work. And he went over there and just did some influencing and then came back and said I'm gonna, I'm gonna sit on my ass for a little while. But the bills are covered. Glorious. So beautiful people. You can't really force them to go work that power.

[E]

Get her to go over to a nice country club and be the cart girl.

[D]

Cart girl.

[E]

Big money.

[D]

And she'll still get all that horror attention she's after and she may meet a rich guy. There you go.

[A]

Then you're, then you're golden.

[D]

Then she's 18, she's with the Belichick situation and you never have to worry about her again. Somebody else's problem. You're gonna like this one. Brady says, can you solve my problem? Brady My wife and I have been pretty sexless for about a year. I say pretty sexless cause on Christmas I got a don't care BJ and a bent over sex doll. She barely moved. I asked her at the end. I said were you satisfied? Did you finish? And she said I don't even know if I can do that anymore. So she's clearly not interested and she controls the sex in this life completely. So frustrated. I got caught last month because I paid a girl $300 for sex and she was beautiful. Stripper. I've never done it before, but here's the mistake I made. I charged it.

[A]

What an idiot.

[D]

My wife has control of the bills and stuff and noticed the charge and it was pretty clear. She made contact, asked the girl what she did, found out my wife has a part time job. I Have completely provided for her for years. I'm not mad at her for not wanting to have sex, but she's mad at me for wanting to get elsewhere. And now she says that she'll never sleep with me again because I have hep c, which I don't. She's just assuming that because of my sex worker. What do I do to fix this mess? I cannot divorce her. It will cost me millions. That's no joke. And I know I'm not alone. Solve this problem for all men. Signed Yarborough. All right, dummy, you're caught again. Your name is Yarborough. You're the only one. You charged the. You charged the hook.

[E]

That's why I was saying yes.

[D]

Maybe it's a fake name.

[E]

Yeah, but not knowing how I got caught.

[D]

You're not the most discreet person, Yarborough.

[E]

Yes, I can fix it. Cash only.

[D]

Well, yeah, get your prostitutes and cash Brady's. If Brady's telling you how to pay hookers, you're bad at getting hookers.

[E]

That's a tough one because if he says, how can I fix this thing? And she's threatening not to give him sex, I think that's. I think that one that boat has left.

[D]

You're not getting.

[E]

It doesn't matter.

[D]

I think you have to pay. You have to pay the millions and get out of this. Cordell. And Cordell?

[E]

Yeah, she's hanging in there and saying, I'm fine with the way the situation is.

[A]

That's what she's doing.

[E]

That's up to you.

[D]

How about this? Find out. He says you got a part time job, so she's working a little bit. Find out what she can't afford and stop paying for it. And just say, I don't want to do that anymore. I don't think I do that anymore. You know, like, I don't know, maybe she's got some sort of. Like, maybe she gets her hair done every week for a few hundred bucks or something like that. You know, take away something that you provide to her because obviously it's not the d. Right? Yeah, because she doesn't want that anymore. But she's happy with you giving her all this lifestyle.

[E]

Well, that won't matter. I mean, why he's. Because he's the one that does not want the divorce. Because the financial.

[D]

No, I know, but if she's taking something away from him that she's supposed to provide, and that's a controlling, manipulative thing, then you do the same back and say, well, I don't pay for hair and makeup anymore. What? Yeah, that charges over. Or if you've got her name on a credit card, go, nah, this one's mine now. And you go get your own.

[A]

But they're married, though.

[D]

I know, I know, but it's going to be a tough one. But you.

[E]

Here's something away. Yeah, you could do that. But one. Once you figure out why everything is shut down to begin with, at least find out.

[D]

Like, if you fall love, are we.

[A]

Does it matter?

[E]

Are we done? Sure. If you want to stay together or if you don't. You know, I mean, do you want to stay together?

[D]

She's basically holding him hostage for the money.

[A]

It's like, why did the Titanic sink? It doesn't matter.

[D]

It's down there. Who cares, right? Yeah. Once you solve that, two pieces.

[A]

Well, there you go.

[E]

He's gonna get half.

[D]

Get split in half.

[E]

Split.

[D]

Titanic is the ultimate divorce.

[A]

Amara says start moving those assets to other people or shell companies. Start now.

[D]

Start manipulating the cash.

[A]

All right.

[D]

I don't know if that's a thing. Yeah, that's a tough one.

[E]

It is a tough one, because I.

[D]

Think a lot of dudes are in that spot. Or you just. You know what? Just be fair. Say you don't like me. I don't like you, and cut the check.

[A]

Might as well.

[D]

That's a tough one.

[E]

Look, we're gonna be floating in August anyway when we have that.

[D]

That's a good point. You only got a couple months till. And plus, Elon Musk said we don't even need money in a few years, you're good. Or like Brady said, if you're happy with. Or otherwise and everything's going well and.

[E]

You'Re not mad, maybe find out the problem.

[D]

Prostitutes. Ah, you know what? It's not worth it. Embarking up there, and then you got to spend more money going to. I don't know what.

[E]

Well, the problem is he's got the. He got caught.

[D]

This guy said. Pretty simple for this guy. She can divorce him without his. Anyway, it's gonna happen now that you're making whores. Time to start selling stocks on the down low and putting money on the side while you're married. You can do that and act like the money was lost in Vegas or something. Start lying and protecting Yarborough. That's right, Yarborough. Can you get this dude to send a contact for that heav Pepsi Free hooker he's been using? Asking for a friend. Yeah, it's expensive. But you know what? Find out how those people took Nancy Guthrie and See if maybe we combine the email before. And get her abducted.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Run one of those scams. I don't know. I watch a lot of Dateline episodes, and dudes who get into these pickles usually do something real stupid.

[E]

His wife, it's like, I think about, what does she plan on doing in the future? Finance.

[D]

Well, that's the thing.

[A]

Nothing milking.

[E]

When you.

[D]

When you divorce her, she's gonna become a sex fiend for the next.

[E]

She's gonna get back on the horse in order to.

[D]

She has to.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

She don't want to be with you. That's the problem. She doesn't like you. She does not like you. You gotta drill that through your head. She likes what you provide her. She likes the life. She doesn't like you. She hates you. Otherwise, she'd try. And her attempts to try don't outweigh how much she doesn't want to do it. Yarborough's screwed big time. Says, I know a couple homeboys in Maryville. Take a white woman. We're not gonna get this lady kidnapped. This is. This is where Dateline kicks. And this is what a man's brain goes to. And it's one of the first five thoughts. I wonder if I can get her kidnapped or killed. No, no, don't Dateline this. You know, it's a sad thing. If I was a woman, I think.

[E]

After a certain time, learn from Tim Lambesis. It doesn't work.

[D]

Doesn't work. I mean, think about it, Brady. You look in the mirror every morning. I look in the mirror every morning. Brett, you look in the mirror every morning. What do you think the shelf life is for a person who has to blow us before they're sick of it? Think of it. Like, would you look at you and go, yeah, that's a good 20 years worth of awesome blowjobs. I. I'd quit on you, too. I wouldn't want to do that. Last thing I want from you after 20 years of knowing you, is you laying on me. Get off of me. Is that. What was that?

[A]

That's me.

[D]

The British kidney failed. I can't blame women for looking at us eventually going, that's about enough of that. Revel says, this guy needs to take the OJ route. Cut that bitch in half before she does it to you. You guys are horrible. Yeah. I look at. I look at you, and I'm like, maybe the first year or two, you're fun, but after a while, you getting on top of me is just awful. And I feel the same way. About me. I can't imagine anybody wanting me on top of them. It's horrifying.

[E]

This Belichick's girl, you know, that'll kick in eventually.

[D]

Oh, yeah. I mean, come on.

[E]

But again, she's got her own dough now. She's done. All right?

[D]

Eventually, she's gonna get tired of blowing bill. Bella, Jack. You know, there's a certain time, and it's mostly women. They look at you and just go, I'm not. That's gross. You're gross. Brett.

[A]

I'm not questioning it. I'm just rolling with the punches.

[D]

I know the Matthiah wants you to roll over on top of her. Probably get something out of it still. But they all. They're all that way eventually. It's like, I can't imagine Ronnie's 20 years in Megan.

[E]

20.

[D]

It's like, gross. See me walking around with my shirt off. Ew. He looks like E.T. and they'd say they're not visual creatures, but they are. You're disgusting. So am I. I don't blame you ladies. But you can't blame us either for throwing three Benji's down on some prostitute without AJFC and saying, I gotta get this off my system. Think of it as a gift. Yarborough. Say, look, I know you don't want me rolling around on top of you, so I'm. I'm kicking in. I'm spending 300 bucks to. To make it so you don't have to do that. So it's just doing the jobs you won't do. And then it goes back to that honesty thing again. They don't really want you to be honest. You're like, hey, you're not having sex with me, so I'm gonna hire someone to do that. Just like having a maid. You don't want to clean the house, so we have a girl do that same thing. How dare you? Like, no, it's not how dare you? You've taken it away. So I'm gonna go ahead and bang this hooker. Is that okay?

[A]

Mark said. He said he's are. She's already running the finances for the house. Guess what? She's pulling money to the side, and it's only a matter of time before she leaves your ass.

[D]

Yeah. Starts having sex with somebody she wants.

[E]

I think she, you know, to. I don't know if he can control that situation or make it better.

[D]

That's done. You're done, Yarbrough. You're done.

[A]

Or take her on a romantic cruise. People fall off those boats all the time.

[D]

They fall in love, they say, and they can cry on TV and stuff. And then all that sympathy poon starts rolling in. Don't kill her, but, you know, put her in some precarious situations. Let's go hiking. Let's go off trail. It's 9:35.

[E]

Sometimes the takeaway could work.

[D]

What do you mean?

[E]

Like, we're not working out?

[D]

Yeah, well, then she'll try hard. But that's just a temporary.

[E]

Temporary.

[D]

Or I suppose then you have to keep going back to that. She doesn't like you. You know that. Stella gets her groove back. It's not with the dude she was with that goes stagnant. She acts like it's your fault. A year later she's in Jamaica taking d like nobody's business. Even though a year ago she was like, I don't think I like this anymore. She didn't like you. Your name is yarborough. You know how hard that is to scream during an orgasm? Narboro, are you choking? Are you all right? I hope you got a nickname. There you go, everybody. That is what Brady did, and you kind of fixed it. Except for yarborough. He's screwed. There's nothing we can do.

[E]

She don't like eating at the y.

[D]

What? Oh, she's gonna be a lesbian.

[E]

No, Yarborough.

[D]

Oh, Jesus Christ.

[A]

You had to deal.

[D]

I was closing it up. All right, that's enough. We're done.

[E]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee.

[D]

I have heard enough of this.