02-10-25 - Conspiracy Theories Abound Over UFO Admission Between Australia And US And Have John's Mind Wandering Too - More Thoughts On Kendrick's Halftime Show And Gaza Protester

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (02-10-25)

Release Date: February 10, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Guests: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Podcast Platform: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio

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1. Fry's Commercial Controversy

The episode kicks off with Dick Toledo scrutinizing a recent advertisement by Fry's, which claimed to have served over 59 million meals to individuals in need across Arizona. Toledo expresses skepticism regarding the validity of this figure, especially in light of Arizona's population.

[01:26] Dick Toledo: "That's a lot. I mean, there's only five and a half million people in the area, seven total in the state."

He and Miles delve into the mathematics behind the claim, questioning the feasibility of Fry's distributing such a staggering number of meals without widespread acknowledgment from the community.

[03:07] Brady: "No."

[03:08] Dick Toledo: "I didn't get one. Did you get one?"

The hosts collectively argue that the reported number seems exaggerated, considering the actual need within the state.

2. Doug Hopkins' Super Bowl Commercial Success

Transitioning from corporate claims, the conversation shifts to Doug Hopkins' Super Bowl commercial. Hopkins, known for his creative advertising strategies, reportedly received positive feedback from his team after airing his latest spot.

[05:10] Dick Toledo: "In the end, it was, get the message out, smile, be fun, get your name, have the cheers."

Despite some initial doubts, Hopkins' commercial resonated well with his crew, leading to widespread excitement and affirmation of his creative direction.

3. Shocking CIA UFO Admission

A significant portion of the discussion centers around a startling revelation purportedly released by the CIA during the Super Bowl weekend. Dick Toledo shares an article claiming that the CIA and Australian government had previously conducted secret research on unidentified flying objects (UFOs), acknowledging that these were indeed "built spacecraft."

[12:27] Brady: "Where did you find that at?"

[12:28] Dick Toledo: "Like, some backyard. You don't have to search too far."

Toledo elaborates on the government's alleged cover-up strategies, suggesting that any revelations about UFOs are intentionally timed to coincide with major events like the Super Bowl to bury the information beneath mainstream distractions.

[15:20] Miles: "And if it's in the movies. And if it's in the movies."

The hosts debate the credibility of these claims, contemplating whether the consistent descriptions of alien abductions and sightings, often dismissed as the ramblings of conspiracy theorists, might hold some truth.

[16:46] Brady: "Ago, calm down, Jethro."

[16:50] Dick Toledo: "We know you got ass raped by the aliens. But we couldn't tell everybody you went crazy and we had to shut you down."

They humorously reference pop culture depictions of aliens and abductions, pondering the uniformity in descriptions across various reports and how government agencies might respond to such disclosures.

4. Super Bowl Halftime Show and Palestinian Protester Incident

The discussion then transitions to the recent Super Bowl halftime show headlined by Kendrick Lamar. A notable incident involved a protester carrying a Palestinian flag making his way onto the field, sparking debates among the hosts about security lapses and potential conspiracies.

[36:02] Dick Toledo: "We'll see you in a month. They all want to visit."

[37:23] Dick Toledo: "There's nobody sneaks into that. I've been to several."

Toledo speculates whether the incident was orchestrated to convey a specific message, questioning how someone could breach the stringent security measures typically present at such high-profile events.

[38:48] Brady: "Wasn't Lil Wayne or Master P a little pissed off that Kendrick Lamar was doing it instead of them?"

The hosts muse over the possible motivations behind the protester's actions, considering the interplay of celebrity involvement and political statements within the spectacle of the Super Bowl.

5. Super Bowl Outcome and Player Personalities

Shifting gears, the conversation veers toward the Super Bowl's outcome, with the hosts humorously discussing the relationships and personal lives of prominent players like Travis Kelce, Jalen Hurts, and Saquon Barkley.

[24:48] Brady: "Who are you hanging out with?"

[24:50] Dick Toledo: "His name's Jordan. Dr. Jordan."

They joke about potential romantic entanglements and the speculative future of these athletes' personal lives, blending humor with light-hearted commentary on fame and relationships.

6. Closing Remarks and Final Thoughts

As the episode draws to a close, the hosts reflect on the day's events, expressing a mix of amusement and intrigue over the myriad topics discussed—from corporate exaggerations and shocking governmental admissions to the theatrical drama of the Super Bowl.

[40:28] Dick Toledo: "Flirting with disaster. It's out of control now."

Ending on a humorous note, they encapsulate the chaotic blend of reality and conspiracy theories that define modern media consumption, leaving listeners pondering the thin lines between fact and fiction.

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Notable Quotes:

• [01:26] Dick Toledo: "That's a lot. I mean, there's only five and a half million people in the area, seven total in the state."

• [15:20] Miles: "And if it's in the movies. And if it's in the movies."

• [38:48] Brady: "Wasn't Lil Wayne or Master P a little pissed off that Kendrick Lamar was doing it instead of them?"

• [40:28] Dick Toledo: "Flirting with disaster. It's out of control now."

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully intertwines skepticism toward corporate claims, speculative discussions on governmental transparency regarding UFOs, and a humorous take on the cultural phenomena surrounding the Super Bowl. Through engaging banter and critical analysis, hosts John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo provide listeners with a thought-provoking yet entertaining auditory experience.

Transcript

[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady]

You're still going to buy their jerseys.

[Dick Toledo]

You're going to, they know they've got you. You're locked in for at least another 10 years and then you don't matter at all to them. But it does kind of stink because, you know, managing irrelevance is not easy. The other thing is we'll get into the commercials in a little while, but Toledo pointed this out last night I saw the same thing. Not a bash on fries. Maybe they did this, but in the commercial last night for fries. And if they did it, tip of the cap said They've served over 59 million meals to like people in need in Arizona.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

That's a lot. I mean, there's only five and a half million people in the area, seven total in the state.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

That means you're feeding everybody eight or nine times.

[Miles]

You can.

[Dick Toledo]

But the need factor is not 59 million deep. I mean, that's over a long period of time. 59 million deep meals served. When you start doing the math to just one state, like if you did 59 million meals served in a year in the country, you'd be doing something divided by. We were hoping to get three meals at three squares and all that.

[Miles]

Well, no, if they're, I mean, yeah. I mean it's for, it's meals throughout the year.

[Dick Toledo]

Right. But that's all. Think about that.

[Miles]

Curious.

[Dick Toledo]

If the need.

[Miles]

I, I saw that same thing and I was wondering.

[Dick Toledo]

So you're saying throughout the year the need. Let's say there's a million needy people, which there aren't.

[Miles]

They got 59 meals.

[Dick Toledo]

Each of them got 59. That's not happening. That math is two months, a little Exaggerated. Now you maybe give me a time frame. You're like, oh, well, two months. If they're all feeding you but you're not in need, we're talking about 59. I mean, that's a lot of meal. I don't think that the places that give out free meals only are turning up that kind of number. That was it. Hey, look, maybe they're doing it, but when you do the math real quick.

[Miles]

Now, is that just a lot of meals of Arizona?

[Dick Toledo]

That's what it said.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Dick Toledo]

In Arizona, they've served 59 million meals. It's a lot. I didn't get one. Did you get one?

[Brady]

No.

[Dick Toledo]

You might have got one.

[Brady]

I mean, is that.

[Dick Toledo]

Brady might have been in line for that right before Tyler, the creator. That's a lot. So you start thinking about it. I'm like, all right, so it's like.

[Brady]

A food kitchen, like St. Mary. I mean, is that what they're saying? I don't. They never really defined what it was.

[Miles]

Donated to those it would go.

[Dick Toledo]

To. Bold claim. Hey, if they did it, I'm impressed. But again, I had not heard about. Like, I had never met someone who's like, oh, I get all my meals from fries. When things aren't 59 million, you'd think you'd run into a couple. It's like when Dave Pratt used to run those trips to Hawaii. Haven't worked here for 25 years, and no Pratt was on. Did anyone ever win one of those? I've never met anyone who got a free trip to Hawaii from Pratt. Not one person. And he gave one away, like, every week because he was stealing. But we know that now. But then you'd think you'd run into somebody who's like, oh, man, I know people who worked at Fry's. I think we got a busy serving 59 million. 59 million is a big number. I'd be impressed with, like, over six million people. Like, that's amazing. Six million meals. That's pretty good. 59 million. That's an explosively large.

[Miles]

The bigger problem, you're saying, you know, maybe. You're saying even maybe a fifth of May, a million people.

[Dick Toledo]

If you throw a million needy people on this state, still getting them 59 million meals is amazing. That's feeding all of them. We don't have a problem. These fries salt it. There's no hungry people in Arizona. If they can 59 million meals. We don't. Arizona's got it figured out. There's no possible way. There's somebody going, I'm Starving. We go to fries. It's 59 million meal. They got loads of it. But again, maybe there's a couple of people who are overindulging at the free meal line. They're getting three, four, five a day. It's a lot of meals. And you gotta figure Fry's isn't the only one doing this. So is Safeway.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Is bashes all the other ones doing it. And if we're hitting the same similar numbers, let's see. Even they hit half, and Safeway's throwing out. Geez, we only did 25 million meals. You still had like 100 million meals. Crazy. So keep it up if it's actually occurring. But I thought maybe that was. It should have been 5.0.9 or something like that. Anyway. And the other one that we won't talk about much with Louie, but I got a positive response last night from our friend, TV's Doug Hopkins. He had his commercial run for the super bowl last night. Asked for suggestions. We gave him, you know, puppies and a few really good ones where, you know, he's wandering around, you know, going through houses, and he's looking in there, and it's Jeffrey Epstein's house. And he waves. And Doug goes, I'll take it. And he opens up the attic, and there's Anne Frank. I'll take it. Like, he'll buy any house in any condition. Kind of that joke. 15 seconds, you can't get the joke out.

[Brady]

I was kind of bummed with that.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, in the end, it was, get the message out, smile, be fun, get your name, have the cheers. And it went really well. They exploded. Doug sent me a video of his whole crew watching the commercial as it aired. And it was all of the Doug Hopkins employees, the team over there, and interruption of excitement when their TV commercial went on. So. And people remembered it. That was pretty good. You got that in there. So Doug. Doug was very super congrat. And then Doug got all, you know, like, sweet and emotional at the end. I have an amazing group of people who affect my life in an unbelievable way. And I'm just happy to be part of theirs, and you're part of that. And he gives me the whole, I love you. And I'm like, all right, put the ultra down. We're done here. The night's over. I love you too, Doug, but stop it.

[Brady]

Was he on the K party bus last night or something?

[Dick Toledo]

I assumed Doug had a happy note because, you know, that's just, you know, that's a big deal. That's a. Yeah. That's a big deal. We saw Kevin Rowe at the Open on Friday with Doug Hopkins, and Hopkins and Rowe were talking about super bowl advice and stuff and how effective or ineffective they can be. Of course, remember Kevin Rowe and Learner? And Rowe had Flavor Flav a couple years ago. And everybody's like, I'm not even sure if that was a good commercial. But I'm never going to forget Lerner standing next to Flavor Flav. And just an image that's going to burn in there for a little while. They're in the. Yeah, boy. DUI and wreck need a check, boy. It was the thing. So Super Bowls come around. Here's another thing we don't pay attention to. And I had a friend years ago who was a military contractor, and I always explained that to people that I'm an idiot. I'm a dummy. So when he would tell me that, I thought, oh, after a military, you know, issue, like a bombing or something, he'd go in there and just like, pipe fitting and do some plumbing and rebuild, like, contracting. I thought it was putting up walls and. No, no, no, no, no. He was a military contractor, as in hired to kill or observe. He was a black ops guy. And I was working out with him for a little while, and he told me a long time ago, whenever there's a big event that we're doing or something's about to be released, it usually gets buried behind something bigger. And he always said, super Bowl. Now, for instance, he told me, he said, hey, I have a job I have to do this weekend down in Mexico. I'm gonna gone for three days. I won't have access to information. Keep an eye on stuff for me. Tell me if the news ever once says we're gonna have tanks at the border because we're ordering tanks. And I'm like, tanks? He said, yeah, we got. We got, like a big operation we're doing this week. It's kind of COVID keeping it down, but you let me know if there's anything. Cause I don't know that we're actually gonna have a battle. But we have heavy support behind us, Mike, to build bathrooms. And he said, no, no, I'm still not that kind of contractor. Like, I just bring your tools. And what do you need tanks for? Like water tanks and heaters. That's what you're talking about. No military operation stuff. So that was the weekend where Gabby Giffords got shot in Tucson. And while everybody's covering that news, there's NFL playoffs at the same time. And a small scroll at the bottom that said tank cited at the Mexican border, no skirmishes reported. You know, like there it is. They did say something. So yesterday when he said that to me. Every year on humongous, singularly focused events, I always kind of comb through some strange news sources to see what got released. Yesterday the CIA at 4:00 on a Sunday revealed that they had done research on the alien invasions that they intentionally withheld from the public in the 50s. Not that they did happen, but they knew aliens were close. And Australia and the United States did a full on hiding campaign and a study that said they're coming back, we just have to figure out when the invasion happens. So they put all this paperwork together, something about an Australian thinks that it's all, you know, public info now. So they said let's wait for something to where no one's paying attention, we'll leak that over here. So yesterday the CIA announced, yeah, the alien invasion that almost happened in the 50s. We knew about that. It's a thing, it's real. And also they're coming back, but we just don't know when. And we lied to you for years about that. Enjoy the game. So I'm reading this article and I'm like, this can't be altogether right. Secret research has been going on since that day. Of the first well known sightings of unidentified flying objects documented by the government in 1947. There were several flying saucers that the United States government along with the Australian government said yes, we saw that, yes we know what that was and no, we can't explain it, but we know for sure it was a built spacecraft. This was not anything else. According to various declassified documents shared via UFO advocacy groups, abnormal numbers of reports in the 50s and 60s made the US and Australian government look into it, admit that it occurred, and then say we need to lie about this for a long time. And they did. So they put out documents saying it didn't happen. Everybody's crazy. All those hillbillies in the 50s and 60s that took it in the ass, I told you might be heroes. They made them all liars now, every one of them. The goal in the document is to say anyone saying otherwise should be handled with protocol. That includes dismissal, irrelevance, character assassination, everything else. Anything you can do that. Anybody says hey, might have seen something I shouldn't have seen last night and they reported it and got a little mouthy with the media. Character assassination was number one. Make them find their problems, destroy their lives. That was in the documents to say that's how we're gonna handle this. For the people who knew a little too much, the ones that just. I saw something. You're like, yeah, everybody. Dude that said, I might have gotten probed, sit down with him for a little bit, confuse them for a while, and tell them that they're gonna kill their kids. It's basically what the mob would do. You see something? Why'd you think you saw there? Huh? Oh, did your wife see it? Cause let's go talk to her for a little while since we know who she is and where she lives. So this was released yesterday afternoon with a hey, go Eagles at the end. Which is hilarious.

[Brady]

Where did you find that at?

[Dick Toledo]

Like, some backyard. You don't have to search too far.

[Brady]

Because nobody was paying attention. That's what I'm saying.

[Dick Toledo]

Not at all.

[Brady]

It wasn't buried.

[Dick Toledo]

It was 3:58pm yesterday Eastern Time. Or I'm sorry, Greenwich. Meantime. So that was. That would have been in England. So that was nine hours earlier than that. So early in the morning yesterday. So by the time it kind of leaked out and it starts. Greetings, alien friends. It's.

[Brady]

Who releases stuff like that on a Sunday?

[Dick Toledo]

CIA. The government. Yeah. Bury stuff on Fridays at 5. This one was intentional super bowl stuff. So when my buddy years ago said with Super Bowls, giant events, the one that he said, and I don't remember the event, the first Survivor finale, there were like thousands of documents released because they knew America. Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Was another one they used. Like, there's a document, but then why release it? Cause you have to. It's public information. After a while, you can. They have to go to, like, you have to go to the Congress and say, we'd like to keep this. Cause they'll usually put a date on something that they've got hidden. Like they did the Kennedy stuff. We'll release this to the public end. Well, this kind of stuff, you'd have to go to Congress and say, we want this hidden. Nobody even knew it existed in the first place. Hear the words you say sometimes. I mean, who talks like that? 98 kill you PD Holmberg's morning sickness. So now that it's coming up, Australia was the ones going.

[Miles]

The other thing that people know during that time, 50s and 60s, the technology of the stuff that we had in the air. Flying.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Was unbelievable.

[Dick Toledo]

What do you mean?

[Miles]

Like the U2 spy plane. Those were developed.

[Dick Toledo]

But we're talking about. The government knew. They're the ones who said, oh, yeah, I'm telling you, we know.

[Miles]

So they know.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Miles]

What if it's something that they're like oh yeah, you saw a ufo. It was technology that they were using.

[Dick Toledo]

But they're the ones saying they had it in their documents. They weren't doing it based on some hillbillies eyesight. Yeah, because oh, we knew that was here.

[Miles]

The probing. I remember in the 70s and even 80s and then what's that one with.

[Dick Toledo]

The dude open Flagstaff. Yeah, yeah. That got abducted. Might be real. Everybody, everybody rolls their eyes because that was the plan. Make it crazy. Anybody who says that's bananas. Of course there's not anything. You're nuts.

[Miles]

And then everyone in Roswell video or remember they were releasing that and they debunked that one just recently.

[Dick Toledo]

They keep throwing it out there. The Navy talks about it. Yeah, we get loads of those. So they're kind of been slowly leaking it out and this one came out and they're like throw it out there, get it out there. Nothing we can do to hide this anymore. We're not gonna go to Congress and try to bury it. It'll lead to more questions. So just, you know, it's not that they were here. It's just that back in the 50s the government's like oh yeah, we saw it, we're planning for it. We don't know when they're coming back.

[Miles]

And if it's in the movies. And if it's in the movies.

[Dick Toledo]

Right. Then that's when all those space sci fi things started to happen where Hollywood's like just get em used to the idea. Cause I think this is the thing. The War of the Worlds was one where like we're. Cause that was when we started discovering planets. For sure we knew about them, but now we can kind of see them. Interesting. I mean who knows, maybe it's all bunk.

[Brady]

Indiana Jones and Shia LaBeouf were right.

[Dick Toledo]

And they're in a terrible movie. It might actually make the kingdom of the crystal skull tolerable. Going well that was very accurate. The refrigerator is a spacecraft, man. Right. So interesting that they chose yesterday to say here you go now whether or not it's.

[Miles]

And finally the guys that have been calling him out for years like that Greek guy that does ancient aliens.

[Dick Toledo]

No, there's also. That doesn't make everyone right that guy.

[Miles]

He'S going to be chiming in like or told you.

[Dick Toledo]

But it's so buried that you have to dig to find like just any news stores. I just happen to see CIA news, FBI news. Oh by the way, government information and pop right up and I'm like, how about that yesterday? CIA says that's crazy. They were here, we were awfully close. Didn't make contact, but we could have. And then they flew off and we're like, oh, these mother coming back. Don't tell anybody. And suddenly like every guy who's been ass raped by an alien is no longer the crazy one. He's like, he's probably sitting in there in Georgia going, I told him years.

[Brady]

Ago, calm down, Jethro.

[Dick Toledo]

We know you got ass raped by the aliens. But we couldn't tell everybody you went crazy and we had to shut you down. So many people and probably majority of them are crazy, but it, it is. It also lends credibility to the idea that how come all of them get ass raped, have similar stories? How come all of them draw the same picture? Even back in the 50s in Roswell when like Australia didn't see any of that stuff, but they're drawing the same aliens as the people in Roswell were. Like, this is what I saw. It's like, that's what I saw. That's what raped me. It's like, that's a, that's no longer like, this is an alien drawing. This is a, a police sketch artist. Like the. Who's the. What does the dude who look raped you look like? He's in a football for a head. He's got eyes the size of socks, like huge. No nose and a little slit mouth. It's about 17ft tall, about 18 pounds. That's what I could figure out. He's got a dong on him like no tomorrow. He's got a really cool silver car. I can give you all this. They drew it like, this is what we're looking for. Good luck. And then the same dude in Georgia, dudes, everybody draws the same thing.

[Brady]

Aliens like butt play, huh?

[Dick Toledo]

They love ass play. That's right. That is exactly right. And who knows, maybe they are. The aliens are the same as those crooked creepy Englishmen that had to leave and start this country. You know, maybe they're the wretched refuse of space and they're like, find your own place.

[Miles]

You've been kicked out.

[Dick Toledo]

Start exploring because we don't have anywhere to go. We start some new. Exactly what we're doing.

[Miles]

We're doing it right now.

[Dick Toledo]

Of course, we're trying to do it.

[Miles]

To Canada, tracking it.

[Dick Toledo]

We're trying to do it to Canada. This belongs to us now. And we're definitely flying around Mars. We're trying to get planets to be ours.

[Miles]

A lot of fast track. Sure said it's just.

[Dick Toledo]

And we're floating from, you know, here to across the parking lot. If you got somebody more advanced, been able to float back and forth, you know, years at a time.

[Miles]

They're saying now, I think it was like 25 light years away. This was a couple weeks ago. They found another planet similar to the Earth, has the same.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, I think it's 25 million light years. Yeah.

[Miles]

25 million light years. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

And we're not getting to that anytime soon. I mean, some serious technology has to advance, and it could possibly happen. But anyway, so to all those people who have been ass raped by aliens, I'll be the first to say it because it looks like maybe there was some credence to this. We're sorry. I'm sorry we didn't take you seriously. And evidently, the alien ass play, they've got a type.

[Miles]

Thank you for your service.

[Dick Toledo]

They've got a type because it's all kind of rednecks by train tracks. And they're. They're into that. They're drawn to train tracks and they're drawn to dudes drinking Shaffers and Pabst Blue Ribbon by train tracks. They seem to be victims in waiting. So came out. It's an interesting story. The CIA basically saying, we didn't cover up anything. We just. We just didn't tell you. We knew all of this.

[Brady]

He was.

[Dick Toledo]

You got the guy?

[Brady]

No, I got one of the guys.

[Dick Toledo]

Which movie is this? Randy Quaid. Ten damn years. Ain't I been saying it, Miguel? I've been saying it. Randy Quaiden. Yep. It was Independence Day. That's right.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Mars attacks Independence Day. There's always the hillbilly who got raped first, who we all dismissed, and he turns out to be right and, you know, human as our guide. Every whistleblower that's ever happened. Jose Canseco. Yeah. Slaughtered his character. Slaughtered him. Made him crazy. He's nuts. Only one telling the truth. The only one that said, here's exactly what happened. Like, you are crazy. And they painted him as nuts. You're gonna ruin everything if you keep talking because the truth is destroying this thing. Shut up. I was like, no, I used to shoot Mark McGuire up myself because he's afraid of needles. Shut up. Shut up. No. And then he did, and everybody painted him into a corner. He went and got crazy plastic surgery because he thought, maybe I am crazy. And then it turns out Jose was right the whole time. That's horrifying. But I kind of like this thing. I think it's neat. It says, john, we're listening to what you're saying about the CIA leaking information about the aliens on Super Bowl Sunday. It just doesn't make sense. It's not the CIA that's making the story. It's a journalist. Why is the journalist not waiting until more. It wasn't the journalist. It was that the papers were released. The journalist just said, hey, they just released these. Interesting that they did it. People would be listening. In fact, that's what you'd think. But they do that all the time. It gets buried that the interest of it has to be leading. There's no real information saying this did or did not occur. It's just the first admission of the government saying, we lied about knowing these things were here. Not necessarily on our planet, even. But we know that they were close, and we've had a plan for it for a long time.

[Miles]

Didn't the CIA also, throughout the years, create fake stories for other things?

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, that's their job. Yeah, yeah, the red herring.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Go out there and say, hey, you guys, look at this. It's great. We're gonna do something over here. Sure.

[Brady]

Well, then you can go back and say the whole communist thing back in the day to everybody said, you know, start accusing people of.

[Dick Toledo]

Let's not go back to the red scare.

[Brady]

That's what I'm saying.

[Dick Toledo]

Certainly drummed up some stories on some people back then. It's all crooked. You know that.

[Miles]

Just be aware of it.

[Dick Toledo]

It's just. Nah. Why? Just when and where it comes up, don't be surprised. We're like, they lied to me. Yes. They lied to me. What? I thought that they. No, I thought only China lied. No, we lie as much as any of them. It's an insane amount of lying. And I, for one, welcome our new overlords. I want the aliens to show up. Think of all the people on this planet that have lived here, wondering what it's all about, all this garbage. And then we get to meet the aliens. That's awesome. Screw you, Shakespeare. You didn't get to do the cool thing. That is amazing. My grandpa lived a full life. Didn't even get to see a White Sox championship. I get a Cubs title, and I get to meet some aliens. Come on. I'm in. Totally. And it isn't even, like, conspiracy. I'm rooting for it. And as much as they've talked about it, the last few years have been, like, just kind of quietly saying, yeah, we get tons of. We see them all the time, where they're out there all the time. We don't know what they're up to, but they're here. That one that was underwater and that Navy pilot followed it like this thing doing stuff I've never seen in my life. And he's got it on film and it's zipping around and just go. Takes it like, whoa. And it's all on film. And they're like, you didn't see anything. Nobody saw anything. You guys saw it. Of course we saw it, but you didn't. We know what it was. What was it? We can't tell you. It's none of your business. It's pretty neat. So enjoy that while you're watching the super. Watching that drubbing. An absolute beat down. And Eagles fans, great congratulations to the Chiefs fans out there today. It's not enough for you to say, well, you know, we got to. You weren't saying that two days ago. You were very mouthy. And it's America's happy that the Chiefs fan got slapped. I have a couple friends who are Chiefs fans. They did the three peat thing. They got a little cocky. I had one of my friends telling me, like, it's gonna be awesome. The only thing we don't know that's gonna happen. It was already foregone conclusion that we're gonna win. Will Travis Kelce propose at the end? And I'm like, you're really worried about that? And he goes, well, that's the thing at the end. And I'm like, he gets another ring and he gives it to her and proposes with a Super bowl ring. It would be amazing. And I'm like, are you kidding me? Play the game.

[Brady]

Who are you hanging out with?

[Dick Toledo]

His name's Jordan. Dr. Jordan.

[Brady]

He was.

[Dick Toledo]

Dr. Jordan's big on it. Man, do Jordan loves himself some Chiefs in a way that he had already won the game. And this swizzle was going to happen right there. Where the wedding proposal on the field.

[Miles]

I'm just glad it wasn't Dean Dorsey.

[Dick Toledo]

No. Oh, Dean Dorsey would have absolutely been. He would have been in tears if Travis hit a knee and broke out a ring for Tay Tay. You know who else would have been crying? All of Fox. That would have been the most viral moment.

[Miles]

They're into it if that happened.

[Dick Toledo]

I mean, fact television got robbed yesterday that the Chiefs couldn't do anything right and Travis couldn't propose to Tay Tay. It ruins everything. That was a made for TV Hallmark moment. Couldn't happen. And I don't know if any of the Eagles are dating anybody significant, but all we Ended up finding out is white America. Yesterday was that at one point, Drake dated Venus Williams and a very petty rapper. First I knew put that in front of us and. And did a. Did a complete burn on his rap like adversary, I guess. I don't know what was going on there, but I had no idea until I looked online.

[Miles]

Did you see that diss track?

[Dick Toledo]

All I said was, is that Venus or Serena Williams? Because I never know which one is what. And she's. She's doing the Critty or whatever. The Crip walk. Yeah, I think that's rocking the Crip walk.

[Brady]

You're so white.

[Dick Toledo]

I know.

[Miles]

I admit it.

[Dick Toledo]

I admit it, and I ain't ashamed of it.

[Brady]

Is that a cripple?

[Dick Toledo]

Is that a cripple? Does that mean that she's making fun of Caleb and those poor Shriners kids can't catch a break. Hear the words you say sometimes. I mean, who talks like that? 98 kpd. Holmberg's morning sickness. Now the greatest tennis player of all times making fun of how they walk. God damn it. And then. But then, you know, I was like, what's she doing up there? Dancing? And of course, the Internet taught me that Drake used to date her. Very petty of Kendrick Lamar. He seems kind of petty. And he's also five, four, a little short. Man's complex going. He's tiny. He's not taller than that Buick they got.

[Brady]

I know.

[Dick Toledo]

He's very small, man.

[Brady]

Kyler's like, go, go.

[Dick Toledo]

Kendrick Tyler is a giant compared to him.

[Miles]

Kevin Hart's got a new character.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, he's gonna play When Drake finally snaps and kills Kendrick Lamar. Kevin Hart can play. Yeah, but it was a. I didn't. I don't know anything about that stuff. So that was the only real TV drama we had yesterday. Because it was supposed to be. It was a. It was a. Supposed to be the coronation of Travis loving Taylor and the ring ceremony. And that would have been up there with Terry Bradshaw and the commissioner and Travis takes a knee. Oh, knowing that this is the biggest female audience that football gets every year. Could you imagine? Huge. And the clicks and the comments and the Internet. The win for commerce. Incredible. Instead, we get a very sad Travis walking out of the stadium all by himself because Lady Mayonnaise left him.

[Miles]

I hope he called off the party.

[Brady]

She's calling Jaylen right now.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, well, Jaylen's got, you know, no more swagger. Lady Mayonnaise needs a new boyfriend is what I'm saying. That's enough. America's tired of Travis Kelsey. And he's a loser. Now go over there. Saquon Barkley's. I think he's got a girlfriend. I'm not sure, but I've seen her on TMZ when they do the wives and girlfriends thing. And bikinis on tmz. I think she's on there. And Jalen probably has. Jalen's an idiot. If Jalen hurts has a girlfriend or a wife, he's a. Because he's a incredibly good looking man.

[Miles]

He could be a R B singer.

[Dick Toledo]

He needs to be. Yeah, yeah, he needs to be. He's what AI would create for sexy R B singer. Hey, AI make me an incredibly good looking RNB saying, just come up, Jay. You mean Jalen hurts? Like, yes, I do. He's the Wayans brother. That makes the Wayans brothers insecure. And if he's got a girlfriend or he's locked down right now, he's a moron because he's just going to end up giving half of this contract to somebody in a couple years when it all starts falling in his lap. Because it probably already is. But right now it's Philly Squish. And that's gross. But when he starts getting nationwide famous. That's Saquon's girl.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Is it locked down fiance? Apparently. Oh, God, from what I'm exposed, she's getting half. No, that's not.

[Brady]

He's been with her for a while too.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, Saquon. I don't understand those guys when they try to have normal lives.

[Miles]

Wish.

[Dick Toledo]

Bring on the aliens. I don't know if Jalen's got a girl, but he needs to stay completely single for a while. That smile lights up a room. Handsome as hell. Incredible. Like spokesperson. He's going to get job after job endorsing stuff. And. And there's going to be a girl there watching that thing.

[Brady]

Apparently he's got a fiance as well.

[Miles]

It gets lonely on the road.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, Jalen, Jalen.

[Brady]

Not that lonely.

[Dick Toledo]

Not. Not that. You don't have to be lonely. All you have to do is look out a window. Who's that handsome son of a bitch? Why, that's super bowl champion. Jalen hurts. All right, I'm going up.

[Miles]

Next thing you know you got 20.

[Dick Toledo]

Licensed massage therapists, right? Yeah. Gort matter time. You look like that guy. People ask you if they can jerk you off. I'm surprised Terry Bradshaw didn't do it. At the end of the day, Taylor, can I jerk you off real quick? You damn handsome man. Back to you, Kurt. All right, while Terry Jerks off. Jalen rose up on the stage. We'll be right back with more coverage of Super Bowl 59. I can't get enough jerking.

[Brady]

You up on her side boob.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, she's good looking.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Jalen did all right for himself, but the recipe for disaster. Recipe for disaster. So, John, what you're not talking about was the halftime show to a lot of us older white guys. I enjoyed it, but I am a grumpy old man. And I think I had the reaction of a lot of grumpy old white guys that said, get off that car. It's a classic. Yeah, the vehicle was taking a beating.

[Brady]

Yeah, the GNX was nice.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, it's pretty sweet, but what are you gonna do? It's 7:20. Brett, what do you got?

[Brady]

Samuel Jackson.

[Dick Toledo]

I like. I was like.

[Brady]

I was like, is that Samuel Jackson?

[Dick Toledo]

That was the last part of kind of like recognition for everyone. Yeah, like, that was the. You're all gonna like this part. And I liked his first line, which was, no, no, no. Too ghetto Kendrick. Yeah, I. And I was like, oh, I don't. You know how to play the game. And it was basically kind of an admission, like, you're not supposed to be here. You don't do it too far. You're taking it too far. America's gonna frown on this. And it. And it kind of defused everybody saying it sucked by saying, of course it did. He's telling you the whole time there's a groupie is not gonna like this. Right off the bat, It's. You know, I thought it was at first.

[Brady]

It's gonna sound stupid.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, here we go.

[Brady]

No, I thought it was. I thought it was a tribute to Apollo Creed from the first Rocky because he came out in the outfit and.

[Dick Toledo]

Everything else dressed as the master disaster. Yes. The Count of Monte Fisto.

[Miles]

But it was Uncle Sam.

[Dick Toledo]

I did not see it as a tribute because I like Rocky. I know you like him too much. Where he. It? Well, it was Philadelphia. That's what I'm saying.

[Brady]

Right there.

[Dick Toledo]

It does look like a. See.

[Brady]

I want you, stallion.

[Dick Toledo]

All right. It is old Apollo Crew.

[Brady]

It is.

[Dick Toledo]

It looks like. Damn outfit. Damn it, Brad. You wrecked the cool part last night. That was pretty good. I like that. What do you got on the big board? Musical trip.

[Brady]

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[Dick Toledo]

It's a little flirting with disaster for Patrick Molly Hatchet Mahomes. I said myself a rough night yesterday trying to get out there and tell you what. I really had to get that together, get that, throw those two interceptions to see if make this interesting. That got out of hand real fast. So Little Molly had to clear that up for everybody.

[Miles]

Tom Brady sat down with him in a one on one and said if you do this, you know this thing happens. One describe one word if you could all put up if you make this happen if you win today.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And Patrick Mahomes says greatness. That's all I could remember. That's a good, great answer. But then you're like why are you asking me this?

[Dick Toledo]

Because you're the best. He's got to get him. You know, the two best that have ever done it by the way. And I don't know who the guy is at the Phoenix Open, but on Saturday during the broadcast, one of the golfers double bogeyed 15 and that's a seven and he walks on to the 16th green. And this is the, this is, this is as good as it gets when it comes to announcing, especially at the Phoenix Open and the like one of the dudes broadcasting golf, it's usually boring. Said he steps up to the tee after a 7 on 15. Don't see a lot of sevens at the Phoenix Open. And the other guy goes, you see a lot of nines and tens though. And I'm like damn it all. Nice work. And the, the tramps did not let you down this weekend. There was a lot of nice, a lot of.

[Miles]

I saw shoes, a lot of shoe holding, a lot of effort walking out.

[Dick Toledo]

Man, there's a lot of effort because of the heels. Oh, I don't understand why. There was a lady yesterday and like wedge heels. Must have been a foot huge shoes. But yeah, they did it. And I don't know, you get up at six in the morning and you go like get your hair done. You're not doing this on your Own. And it's like, you're going to a gala.

[Miles]

Yeah. This week was off the charts as far as the way it looked, too. And you see that stadium on TV I've never had. I mean, I get 15, 16 people from the Midwest going, what is that? Like, are you there right now?

[Dick Toledo]

We'll see you in a month. They all want to visit. I hate when relatives see us on tv. The other thing I didn't talk about this morning, how did that dude with all that security, the president's there, Secret Service, all that. Some dude gets on the field with a Palestinian flag. I don't want to go totally Alex Jones after my aliens conversation. That was intentional. I can't get on a son's floor. I get tackled second, I do it. This was during the halftime performance. This dude had this mapped out. He got in with a flag.

[Miles]

Tough lighting around the field, you know.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay, bottom line, even if you had a Palestinian flag getting in line, you had to have a ticket to the game. You had to get it in there. That was totally intentional. Somebody let him in. There's like 12 people to arrest. That wasn't some rogue dude. That's guys in the stadium who knew guys who knew guys. And the fact that the president was right in range there and the first president ever go to the game, and you get a dude in the center of the biggest spectacle. More eyes on that than anything else all year long at one time, and he gets in. You want to talk conspiracy theories?

[Miles]

Well, he's getting interviewed right now at.

[Dick Toledo]

Gitmo or, oh, yeah, Kendrick Lamar. Let him do it, because you're not getting on that field. You were part of something else. I don't buy that. That dude. Well, he snuck in. Nobody sneaks into the Super Bowl. I've been to several. I, I. You can. You can barely get in with a ticket.

[Miles]

It was Drake.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, that would have been cool. That would have been cool. And Drake for Palestine. It might have been Trump. Like, reservations for the Trump. Incredible Middle eastern Riviera to 2028. Why not get it done before I'm out? But you don't get. You don't sneak into that. That's not a sneak in. Somebody's. There wasn't. That was a plant side. That wasn't an inside job. And I don't know if it was somebody in the Superdome or if it was somebody in Kendrick Lamar's group or Apple, very possibly the folks at Apple. You know, somebody knows that guy. And I don't know that there was a ton of Punishment involved in that. Some crazy Cajun again. Crazy Cajuns are kept out. You. You've been to a Super Bowl. It's impossible to get into that thing. Snaking through there with a bulging Palestinian flag somewhere in your clear backpack. Somebody's going to see that. What's in the backpack? Can I open it up? Just beat around there for a second. My wife's chapstick. Okay. All right. Sure.

[Brady]

Wasn't Lil Wayne or Master P a little pissed off that Kendrick Lamar was doing it instead of them?

[Dick Toledo]

Because they're from. They're from. Yeah, somebody. That protester was one of the dancers. Maybe. And that's why Kendrick only hired people. He trusted one of them Palestinians and a white guy and everything. Ah, you're not. Mm, nah, I'm gonna keep it real. Here. It's my diaper. I just don't buy it. People like, oh, he snuck on. I read the article this morning. He snuck out there. He didn't sneak anywhere. How many protocols do you have to miss for that? For him to get on the field, let alone tackled on the field? That was completely intentional. There's no possible way. He's like, he got in, he got through a tunnel. He got down to field level. He got on the field, he got out by the dance. No way. 25 people didn't do their jobs. If that was the case, there'd be people walking out onto the field all the time.

[Miles]

Total plant could have been singing along with the song. I'm part of the deal.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm in on it. Here's the big Kendrick Lamar hates Drake flag. You haven't seen it. A minor. All right, get in there. There you go. You're off. Off you go, then. Can't argue with that. He didn't have any credentials, but he did have one of the flags that evidently.

[Miles]

Hey, wait a minute.

[Dick Toledo]

Hold on. It take. I've blown it. Yeah, they. We lose. It's not good. Anyway, here's for you, Patrick. It's a little Molly Hatchet for you since he's the lead singer. Listen closely. He sings for Molly Hatchet. Flirting with disaster. It's out of control now.