02-10-26 - BR - TUE - List Of Fun Facts And On This Day Tidbits - Survey On NFL Fans And Relationship Status - John Fed Sodomizing Linda Song Into AI And It Improved It

Summary

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Episode Overview

Podcast: Holmberg's Morning Sickness – Arizona
Date: February 10, 2026
Main Theme:
The crew dives into an energetic blend of quirky "fun facts," irreverent social observations, discussion of relationship trends among NFL fans, their ongoing fascination with AI and creative apps, and a collection of darkly comedic viral (and sometimes disturbing) videos. The trademark blend of humor, cynicism, and genuine moments creates a riotous yet insightful morning radio experience.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Relationships, Wealth, and Gender Double Standards

• Collectibles and Dating: John kicks off reading a listener's email about dating a woman who collects WWII Nazi memorabilia. The crew riffs on what men are willing to tolerate for attractiveness, emphasizing that men are often less judgmental about a woman's socioeconomic status if she's attractive.
• Gender Double Standards on Wealth:
  • John:

    "A guy will take a chance on a poor woman. And I know there’s going to be outliers, but it is very rare, statistically true, that a woman will not seek out a poor [man] just because he’s great looking and nice. It ain’t happening. He’s a deadbeat." [03:14]

  • Men support poor women without hesitancy, while women generally avoid poor men.
  • The crew jokes about meeting families and the impact of someone's background on dating, referencing "Hills Have Eyes" types and the challenges of meeting a partner's unusual family.

2. Pet Loss, Grieving, and Dog Adoption Advocacy

• Multiple references to friends and listeners who recently lost dogs (Frankie, Chloe, Mickey), segue into heartfelt advice about adopting rescue animals.
• John:

  "I know it hurts when you first lose one. But you got to start thinking of the little guys that need that chance, that are waiting...Charity has no boundaries. These people are doing good work." [05:27]

3. Brady Report: Fun Facts & Today’s Trivia

• Fun Fact Highlights:
  • In Georgia, you cannot sue if you're injured by a llama; you "assume the risk" (07:38).
    • John: "Yeah, llamas are assholes...What are the odds a llama kills you, right?" [07:51]
  • Instant replay debuted at the 1960 Squaw Valley Olympics.
  • The sound of Darth Vader breathing was trademarked by Lucasfilm.
  • People driving below the speed limit have more accidents than speeders (10:10).
• Historical Notes:
  • Mormon Trail & Joseph Smith’s demise:
    • John: "Joseph Smith was murdered along the way for being a swindling jackass." [10:36]
    • Crew debates the darker side of Mormon history.
  • Celeb anniversaries: Mike Tyson’s conviction, Michael Jackson’s infamous Oprah interview about alleged abuse (reminiscing Jackson’s "they took pictures of my penis" quote, [12:31]).

4. Relationship Stats: NFL Fans & Valentine’s Day

• ‘Red Tuesday’ (day most people get dumped): Touted as the Tuesday before Valentine's Day [13:47].
• NFL Fan Survey on Relationships:
  • Falcons fans are the most single (38% unattached), while Browns, Chargers, and Cardinals fans most likely have partners.
  • Bengals fans have the highest divorce rates — plenty of jokes about poor choices and bad uniforms:
    • John: "Would you want to live with a man who wears a Bengals jersey anywhere?" [16:40]

5. Viral/Disturbing News Stories & ‘Guess the Perp’

• Paramedic urine scandal in Maryland:
  • Man peed in fridge, chili pot, ice maker, etc., and filmed it [17:40].
  • Crew jokes about what type of white guy would do this (Jim or Dwight from The Office imagery).
• Florida man moons teens at McDonald's:
  • Classic ‘Florida or not’ scenario; the group guesses his appearance (beard, receding hairline, missing teeth) [20:25].

6. AI & Creative Apps: Caricatures and Song Remixing

• AI Caricature Trend:
  • Discussion about ChatGPT and AI apps generating caricatures based on a photo—Brady’s "funeral easel" photo with a Christmas tree in the background becomes a running joke [21:51].
    • John: "That is going to look amazing on the easel at your funeral." [21:51]
• Music AI Remixing (Suno app):
  • John and Larry experimented by uploading their band’s song for AI reproduction:

    "It took any production mistakes out…It cleaned it… It made me sound… I think it sounds great." [24:20] "The ones and zeros are coming for us. They're winning." [27:22]

  • The crew raves about the app’s power and laments (jokingly) that AI is making musicians obsolete.

7. Listener Videos: Dark Viral Clips & Reactions

• Multiple deaths/injuries in traffic accidents, work mishaps, and bizarre street fights.
• Highlights include:
  • Motorcycle crash in a "cruddy country" [30:05].
  • Work accident with a man hanged by a spinning loom [31:02].
  • Woman jumps from a window, nearly lands on a couple [31:43].
  • Man in sexual act with a spiky-booted partner (crew debates the gender, lands on "the penis is a dead giveaway") [33:27].
  • Hillbillies having sex in a river, women drinking urine shots, audience reactions from disgust to fascination [35:47 to 38:40]:
    • John:

      "If you weren’t naked, that would have been trouble. And I gave her what for. Did you start it? You son of a bitch." (Discussing surprise bathtub urination, [37:25])

    • Philosophical takeaway: "Girls don’t take it out of the cup first. There you go." [38:40]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Gender Double Standards:

  "Statistically true, that a woman will not seek out a poor [man] just because he's great looking and nice. It ain't happening. He's a deadbeat." — John, [03:14]

• On Grief and Pet Loss:

  "...you got to start thinking of the little guys that need that chance...Charity has no boundaries.” — John, [05:27]

• On AI’s Future:

  "The ones and zeros are coming for us. They're winning." — John, [27:22]

• On NFL Relationship Survey:

  "Would you want to live with a man who wears a Bengals jersey anywhere?" — John, [16:40]

• On Funeral Caricature:

  "That is going to look amazing on the easel at your funeral." — John to Brady, [21:51]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [00:40-01:38]: Nazi collectibles, male/female dating standards
• [03:14-05:27]: Poor women, family backgrounds, and start of pet-loss/kindness discussion
• [07:25-13:13]: Brady Report fun facts and ‘On This Day’ trivia
• [13:47-16:40]: Relationship status and NFL fans
• [17:40-21:12]: Paramedic pee scandal and McDonald's ‘mooning’ incident
• [21:16-27:22]: ChatGPT caricatures, AI music remixing with Suno app
• [30:05-38:40]: Listener viral videos (accidents, street fights, bizarre sex acts, and pee shots), crew’s reactions

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Tone & Style

• Irreverent, unfiltered, darkly humorous
• Swift shifts between heartfelt moments (pet loss), genuine advice, and gleefully tasteless humor about bodily fluids, awkward sex, and viral videos.
• Quick, snarky banter and inside jokes among the familiar crew.

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness epitomizes why the show remains an Arizona staple: quick-witted banter, local flavor, a willingness to get dark or weird, mix in real emotion, and an unsparing but strangely endearing take on all things pop culture, news, and relationships. AI, bodily fluids, NFL dating woes—nothing is off limits, so long as it stirs up laughs and the occasional moment of thoughtfulness.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[C]

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[B]

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[C]

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[D]

Enjoy the company of that Aryan woman.

[C]

That's right. She's a nice. She's a nice girl. She's got some things she likes to talk about. They're a little office. They call that askew. But aren't we all into diversity? Isn't that the whole goal? Try to find other People's views. She's a monster in the bedroom. You put that Kaiser helmet on for a couple hours, get it done and then giggle. You got a good story later. And this guy says, john, you were talking about poor girls. I had a girlfriend in college who didn't realize how poor she was. And she used to come over before she'd leave, whether we did it or not. She'd take a shower, which I found weird. It turned out she didn't have hot water. And when her family met me, it. It was like meeting the people from the Hills have Eyes. She was so pretty, but I just couldn't keep going. I worked at an engineering firm and made okay money. And her family had never seen anything like what I was bringing in. She didn't have hot water, so she used his place. You marry that girl, but that's how poor she was. And once you meet the Hills have Ice family, it does change it. But a guy will take a chance on a poor woman. And I know there's going to be outliers, but it is very rare, statistically true, that a woman will not seek out a poor. Just because he's great looking and nice. It ain't happening. He's a deadbeat.

[D]

Band has a chance of making it.

[C]

He's a deadbeat. Look, girl's dating a guy, dead poor, right? She goes to Postino's and starts telling him, well, I pay his bills and I'm supporting him. And he's, he's not really doing anything, but he's good around the house and stuff. And all of her friends would say, you need to get out of this. He's a loser. Now a bunch of us go to like cold beers and cheeseburgers. I'm like, this chick, she's pours dirt, but she's so hot. And then I show you one picture and all the guys at the table are like, oh, awesome, she's gonna love you. Like, we immediately. Nobody calls her a deadbeat or a loser. Just she doesn't have a job, she's got no possibility. She's.

[D]

And it seems like most of the time when the woman is doing that and it's like investing in this guy, of course potentially going to be a return.

[C]

And because she's using her currency, she's leading with what she has to offer. She's buying her. Her currency is her. Men don't care. Guy sees a poor girl, she's a wealthy girl. We see them the same way, except LA guy. And then again, you meet the family, well, they can still ruin it. It doesn't mean it's 100% across the board. They could still wreck it. Probably a reason why she's poor and not doing too well. She takes the next step before we get to the Brady report. Also, gotta say, tip out those those cookies and hugs to your packs at home for my friend Ryan's dog, Mickey. Mickey passed away last night in the yard. Had like a heart attack or something. One of those. And that's never fun. I, I, I've never had that, fortunately. I've always had. I know it sounds terrible. I've always had the ability to. To call it, to throw in the towel and, and ease the suffering. I've never had to find my dog that way. I can't imagine both are very difficult. I'm still in the throes of Frankie from last Thursday. I think about it sometimes and still well up, so. And also another email that came in earlier for Chloe. Extra cookies, extra hugs for all of our furry buddies for Chloe and for Mickey. Dropping like flies out there. There's plenty of dogs who need you in the shelters. Lost our home. The Humane Society. I don't care which one you go to. Charity has no boundaries. These people are doing good work. My friend over at Incredible Stella Erica, who runs an amazing operation up there. Look into all of them. And I know it hurts when you first lose one. But you got to start thinking of the little guys that need that chance, that are waiting. Little homeless fellas sitting over there waiting for you to give them a chance. Like you did Chloe. Like you did Mickey. Like I did Frankie. Get on the ball. Help him out. I talked to Eric Bryan yesterday from Precision Air, and he's lost his dog. And he's like, man, Mike, yeah, but you're a good dog guy. Another one needs you. The pain's there, but you can can make that right for another one and.

[D]

Give Dog bed was still in the back of his car.

[C]

He was showing me that yesterday. It's crazy. I think he's still got other dogs.

[D]

Yeah, he's still.

[C]

Man, it was. It's not easy. It's time now for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report. It's brought to you by our [e-mail] All Pro shade available all the time to shade your yard. We just had to drop some shades here in the studio. Cause it's getting a little warm when that sun creeps up over the Papago, goes right through the window and starts burning up. Brett's back and getting in Brady's eyes. Cause we've got a lot of sun and you have a lot of space to sit in your backyard you're not using because you don't have shade. All Pro Shade will fix that in a second. Make that TV on your back patio a possibility. Make dining outdoors a possibility. Without all that glare and nonsense. You can have a room outdoors. And we live in a place where being outside is awesome, especially right now. And it's going to stay that way for another month. So call our friends at All Pro Shade and get it done. Allproche.com Brady report it.

[D]

Good Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello world.

[C]

Hi.

[D]

A couple of basis fun facts. And it's also National Flannel Day.

[A]

Wearing one right now.

[C]

Hey, you are. I'm not.

[D]

Llamas are no fault in Georgia. According to Georgia law, anyone injured or killed by a llama or when working with llamas is not allowed to sue because they have assumed all the risk.

[C]

Yeah, llamas are assholes. You go and it's, you know, standing in the freeway and what are the odds a llama kills you? Right?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

You have to do something really dumb. I like that law. It's the stupid hiking law. Basically. It's like, you're gonna mess around with llamas, there's a chance it's gonna hurt you. So.

[A]

Died by llama, bro.

[C]

I've never embarrassed. Yeah, of course. I wouldn't sue anybody. Be like, all right, just scratch him off the ledger. He never existed. 0 Brett died. He was training a llama. He was what? Yeah, he decided to be a llama trainer for a minute, and a llama killed him. How? We don't know. They got into a fight.

[D]

You'd have to. He got into a slap fight.

[C]

You'd have to really screw up to have a llama kill you.

[D]

Instant replay started at the 1960 Winter Olympics in Squaw Valley, California. Judges asked CBS if they could review the tape of the event to see if a skier had missed a gate on the slalom.

[C]

Cool.

[D]

And that gave CV CBS the idea to show replays.

[C]

That's a great thing.

[D]

The sound of Darth vader breathing is trademarked 2009. Lucasfilm applied for the US patent and trademark Office for the sound mark.

[C]

Anybody can do it, though.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Surprised Gene Simmons didn't beat him to it.

[C]

I did for a little while. I owned Darth Vader's lungs for just a bit. We had them. We called them kiss lungs and they were amazing. Toledo's taking A great photo with all the comparisons of Brady turning into Winnie the Pooh over the last few days. And it's very noticeable that as he ages, he softens into Pooh Bear. I bought Brady a honey pot. It's a beehive with honey in it. And it's the actual, it's the, it's Winnie the Pooh. Yeah, it's from the Hundred Acre Woods. It's, it's, it's Winnie's actual honey pot. I had a choice. I was gonna get the really big one, but it would take up too much space. I got you the medium sized honey pot and it will sit.

[D]

Official Disney wear.

[C]

Yeah, it was good. I, I didn't skimp. This is not a team.

[D]

Maybe you made it yourself at one of those places.

[C]

I did try three attempts and none of them came out right. So I just decided to order up. But Brady now sits in his Pooh Bear shape next to his honey pot. And eventually he will grow ears on top of his head and we'll all be happy.

[D]

People driving below the speed limit are more likely to get into an accident than people driving above the speed limit.

[C]

Completely true. Slow people are much more dangerous. So I don't ride with Megan on this day. Ride my bike in history.

[D]

180 years ago, on this day in 1846, the Mormons began their long bike ride from Illinois to Utah.

[C]

Yeah. Joseph Smith was murdered along the way for being a swindling jackass. Multiple places, philanderer. Oh, I don't even care about that. He just rolled into town and stole money. And then they had, they got kicked out of every town they were in. And then finally somebody said, just kill that guy. And they did. And then Brigham Young down the river, Brigham Young grabs the flag and starts running. Just stops at Salt Lake.

[D]

163 years ago.

[C]

Not a beautiful story, by the way. The Mormon story that walk, Not a beautiful story. You guys try to dress that up. This, this Flim Flam man comes snake oiling all the way through every city and then gets killed for it. And they still like, oh, what a sacrifice. Like, no, that's not a sacrifice. He deserved it.

[E]

Brush up on that story.

[C]

Deserved it.

[E]

Think differently.

[C]

He was spreading the word. He was stealing. His wife didn't believe him. Read the book.

[D]

In 1863, P.T. barnum staged the wedding of General Tom Thumb to Mercy Lavinia Warren happened in New York City. The tiny couple stood on a piano to greet their guests.

[C]

Pictures legendary.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Tom thumb was like two feet tall. And somehow another he towered over that broad.

[D]

34 years ago, in 1992, Mike Tyson was convicted of raping. Desiree. Washington didn't do it. Desiree, the Miss Black America contestant, served three years for I forgot Ozelle.

[C]

He performed oral sex on her. That's not a rape.

[D]

And 33 years ago, in 1993, was when Michael Jackson did that interview with.

[C]

Oprah about his penis.

[D]

About everything. About the.

[C]

Oh, he's crying dishwater.

[D]

Having the.

[F]

Yeah, they took pictures of my penis.

[C]

And Oprah's face was like, ah, this is above my pay grade. I didn't want to talk about that.

[D]

90 million people tuned in, making the program the fourth most watched show in America, excluding Super Bowl.

[F]

I couldn't believe what was happening. They took me in another room and they photographed my penis.

[C]

All right, we'll be right back. Jesus Christ, Mike. Talk about writing bad.

[D]

Oh.

[F]

All right.

[D]

29 years ago, 1997, blur released self titled fifth album, song number two.

[C]

Daddy, is Oprah keeping it real?

[F]

Everything's okay, Oprah. I know you had trouble thinking that the man in the mirror just popped in. That's not me. That's my son.

[C]

Did you.

[F]

Could you tell the difference? I thought maybe you thought we were going to play a trick on you and I was going to have Prince sit here and see how long the interview would go before you noticed.

[C]

Wouldn't it have been hilarious? Oprah, he. Anyway, next time I'll put on the outfit and the glove and I'll sit where Daddy sits.

[F]

That's right. No one would know he's my biological son.

[C]

Visit Homeburg's morning sickness online at 98kupd.com homebrew morning sickness.

[D]

It's Red Tuesday, the day of the year you're most likely to get dumped. That's the claim, anyway.

[C]

It's this late? The 10th.

[D]

It's always the Tuesday before Valentine's Day.

[C]

I'd have figured it would have been a couple weeks ago. Today's the day you get iced. Four days before that seems a little late.

[A]

Yeah, just get up in there till before Valentine's Day.

[C]

You're good. Yeah, I'll give you that.

[D]

Site Illicit Encounters got the term trending in 2015, a survey found around one in four people have broken up with someone the week before Valentine's Day.

[C]

Guy just emailed me. Because you're full of crap about Joseph Smith. Come on. Dude was like, jump out of every town. You got to admit that. He was getting chased out of a lot of towns and he got murdered. Yeah. Did he not get Murdered. And Brigham Young's like, I got this. I read most of what you wrote.

[D]

New report analyzed the average price of a dozen roses throughout 50 states. What you're going to pay right now. Overall, Americans can expect to pay $93 per dozen. Jesus. That's up 16% from just three years ago. Arizona will pay right at it that well. About $73. Most expensive is Hawaii. 127 for a dozen. Got another website that surveyed thousands of NFL fans across the league and asked them their relationship status, from single and dating to married and divorced or living with a partner. Atlanta Falcons fans are the most single in the NFL. 38% reporting they're unattached heading into Valentine's Day. And it's the Texans. Giants are tied for second.

[A]

Ain't that a.

[D]

Raiders and Vikings are next. Well, The bottom would be the Chargers. They're the most partnered. Followed by Browns.

[C]

They're the most partnered. Yeah, the Browns.

[D]

The Browns and Chargers and Cardinals are.

[C]

Wait, they're the ones that are most likely to have a girlfriend. I guess that's your Sunday's free.

[D]

Yeah. They got. They're married or have a partner. Yeah.

[C]

Because Cleveland. Why are you wasting time watching football? Cardinals, Same. Chargers. A little confusing.

[D]

Bills, Green Bay packers and Seattle.

[C]

Those are the places where Cincinnati Bengal.

[D]

Fans have the highest divorce percentage.

[C]

Of course, they make nothing but bad choices. And they live in Cincinnati.

[A]

Well, same with the Browns, though.

[C]

Yeah. Would you. Would you want to live with a man who wears a Bengals jersey anywhere? I don't know.

[A]

Let's ask Ronnie.

[C]

He looks like. Yeah, no, she does. There's no way she likes around me.

[E]

Do you even have a jersey? I know you've got T shirts.

[D]

Yeah, too. I got one that says big food on it.

[E]

Oh, that was Bon Jovi.

[C]

Yeah. Then I got a dumb.

[D]

A white one with the. You know, the zebra one.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I don't wear that one.

[C]

No.

[D]

Because mixing.

[C]

They're terrible stains on it. And you don't even play there anymore.

[D]

I know.

[C]

It just. Yeah, that's. That is any wife that sees her husband wandering around in that ugly ass 1970s Atlanta throw rug of a jersey looks like every bad like pimp's house rug under the coffee table. It's the worst uniform in Florida. Yeah, right. You should single pride.

[D]

In Towson, Maryland, we got a paramedic that's facing nearly two dozen criminal charges.

[C]

You know the only thing that looks worse in a Bengals uniform than a dude a girl. They don't make them big enough for Bengals fans.

[D]

Christopher Carroll Is accused of urinating in various places in his workplace, including a refrigerator and a pot of chili.

[C]

Ew.

[D]

And everyone working there wants to know why. His lawyer says, I don't have the ability to answer that question right now. A 36 year old suspended paramedic is accused of filming himself at work while in uniform, purposely leaving his bodily fluids, including urine, all over the workplace. In fact, there's one. Well, he's got videos of him urinating on his supervisor's keyboard. Man, this guy pee in the refrigerator? The communal refrigerator.

[C]

He's a bad dog.

[D]

He unloaded some in a coffee creamer canister, did an oj.

[C]

Nobody caught him.

[D]

How about this one? He urinated into the ice, wiped on a scoop, and then used the scoop to mix the urine throughout the ice maker.

[C]

What do you mean wiped on a.

[D]

Scoop before making the thumbs up gesture to the camera.

[C]

Hold on. What is wiped on us? I guess to the cracker of his ass or just wiped his wiener with.

[A]

Either way.

[C]

Either way. And then he's looking at. Nobody looked at the surveillance cameras till after.

[D]

Well, he's filming it. I think he was.

[C]

Oh, I see.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And then firing squad immediately.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that guy's not coming back.

[D]

Can contaminating. I said that. Carton of oj, the hand soap dispenser in the bathroom, Someone's chapstick.

[C]

Oh.

[D]

Cans of vegetables took a whiz in the air conditioner vent with this dude.

[C]

He's drinking a ton of iced tea that day. How much peace.

[D]

What do you think he looks like?

[C]

Christopher Carroll is white.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

He is. I think he looks like Jim from the office.

[E]

I think he looks like Dwight.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Like he's an IT guy looking nerd.

[C]

Okay. Yeah, kind of a gym from the office with a beard. Kind of everything we described in one. He's an amalgamation of all of our description.

[D]

All right, next. Per 47 year old man named William Heath got into an argument with some teenage teenagers at a McDonald's on Saturday night. It's unclear what started it, but William was so mad that he heaved a Dr. Pepper at the teens and then dropped his pants and mooned them.

[A]

Okay, that's a white guy.

[C]

That's a white guy.

[D]

It didn't flash him. He just smacked his backside.

[C]

That's a white guy.

[D]

Yeah, rubbed his butt. Left buck. Butt cheek. Okay.

[C]

47 year old, just completely white, little overweight.

[D]

Okay. Any other features?

[C]

Tooth. Tooth problem. Like one or two teeth? I'd say teeth. There's an issue. Oh, he's got a Huge beard. Yeah, that's exactly it. Yeah. He's got that receding hairline.

[B]

Today.

[C]

He's the long ZZ top beard, young white guy here. He looks like Osama bin Laden if he grew up in Omaha.

[D]

A lot of people are jumping on this right now. Have you ever asked ChatGPT caricature to draw you and you have various forms.

[C]

You have.

[D]

And it's a trend.

[A]

No. No.

[E]

Lisa's done it. Her and her team have done it.

[D]

Yeah. You need to upload a photo first. Don't have ones in. A standard prompt everyone's using is create a caricature of. Caricature of me and my job based on everything you know.

[C]

Okay. Huh?

[D]

It's blowing up. I.

[C]

You did it of you. Is it you skydiving or something? Oh, look at you. Put you in a suit.

[A]

What you're.

[D]

You have.

[E]

You have force your body.

[D]

Well, it's a caricature.

[C]

Brady. That is going to look amazing on the easel at your funeral. I am definitely going to put that on the easel. The Christmas tree in the background is the clincher. And you and that weird. It is. That's the easel Funeral. We're here to say goodbye, celebration of life to this cartoon turd. That is the funny. I gotta keep this because it's got that. You're in that suit you'd never wear your. Your country club crest on the breast pocket. I love that picture.

[D]

I'm picking that suit up today.

[C]

Do you have that suit? Is that an actual photo of you in that or added the outfit?

[D]

No, they. They put that in and you said.

[E]

So you had to upload the olin Mills.

[D]

I just uploaded a picture. I was in a jacket. It was. It. It was in. At someone's funeral.

[C]

Oh, no kidding.

[D]

That was the only thing I had.

[C]

Those are fun pictures.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

That's the only thing you had.

[C]

The only photo you have of yourself is another guy.

[D]

I wanted to see what they. Yeah.

[C]

And you didn't add in. I do radio. You just said I love Christmas.

[D]

I just. I just sent that photo in there and it said it gives you five types of caricatures you want.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[D]

Like animated.

[C]

Sure.

[D]

This one said caricature of animated. Classy.

[C]

All right. Yeah.

[E]

Because it's supposed to know. So you're not supposed to give it a bunch of information.

[D]

You're just saying that's one of the.

[E]

Reasons based on what you know about me.

[A]

Oh, we need to do this.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Mine's just going to be whacking off all right. Porn in the background, Brady's suit on the ground.

[E]

All right, let me see if I have the app.

[C]

We'll start doing it.

[D]

You can give that info.

[C]

I will. Oh, I will. Larry and I have taken. You know what you can do now? I forgot the app. But we were. Yesterday. Larry's like, you know this. He. I forget it. But we had. God damn it. What's the name of that app? You can take songs that you like and load them in, right? What's it called? What's the app? We were playing with Suno. And you take a song that you know, like, if you want to take Atomic Punk and you just load it in there and it'll do it. I took. Listen to this. Oh, you can't always be. Music has to be your own. So we took my. My band when we wrote One More Lie and had just said, what would.

[F]

You do with this?

[C]

It redid it and it's. Listen to this. It's awesome.

[D]

It's so cle.

[C]

And it added a new beginning. The words, it doesn't get them all.

[D]

Right.

[C]

But it's got like a different song. And at the end, it did a full cross up of the. That's awesome. It doesn't know the words, But it cleans everything up. It took any production mistakes out as far as, like, cloudiness or compression, And it made me sound. I think it sounds great. About that. And that was just putting it in there, saying, hey, AI, would you reproduce this for us? Four minutes later, it had two copies. We have two different ones. And the end of it is outstanding, like, stuff. I sent it to Marty, who's in the thing, and I'm like, listen to this. And he goes, I gotta tell you, first off, the ones and zeros are coming to kill us. And he said, but the end of that was such a creative way to bring back the first verse into the chorus. And they overlap. And it like, we're like, yeah, we missed that now.

[D]

Could they turn that into a 70s funk?

[C]

Probably, yeah. All we did was just like plug.

[D]

It in or whatever genre.

[C]

Because the production we had for it was a little cloudy. It wasn't perfect. This cleaned it. Like, it's. It's ready now. It was so cool. And the other one is. I don't know. I remember the other one had more of a seven dust pie. I told Toledo, put them in there. It's so weird. And you know, what's the funny part? Both versions cut out the first lines and just went right to the the for the chorus, for the verse. No, there's a whole thing. Get on your knees. And it just went. This is more of a chunky guitar version. That's so neat. And if you've got music of your own and you throw it in the. Larry did one where he did a. He did a song that a girl sang for him. And. What was the name of yours? Your song. It turned into this. Techno. Awesome clubs. It was amazing. Visit Holmberg's morning sickness online at 98kupd.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness the interesting part is I wonder how much of Palladio this last year came from. Good. Embrace it.

[A]

Next year gonna be better.

[C]

Embrace it.

[E]

Well, we know that.

[C]

You still have to sing it live. And even more amazing. I mean, like, you could have taken that remix that you just got right there.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And downloaded the stems from it. It'll extract the stem. It'll break. That's right. I read that yesterday. I didn't talk it right back around. And so you can take out each individual instrument.

[D]

Yeah. Incredible.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

It's. The ones and zeros are coming for us. They're winning. So that I think when it's drawn pictures of Brady and suits and stuff. Just the beginning. Although if you need an easel photo for the funeral, that seems to be the one that is the most. Funeral easel.

[D]

I'm going to get a whole series of them.

[C]

A funeral easel photo.

[D]

No. Yeah. Maybe nobody ever.

[C]

Those are the ones. The thing you just showed me is so perfect.

[D]

The thing is I'm just standing there. They put the.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Yeah. But they put the cocktail in there.

[C]

It became.

[D]

And the Christmas tree.

[C]

Awesome. That's hilarious. Yeah. People are asking like crazy. It's called Suno. Get on Suno.

[E]

It's the big one.

[C]

And you can. I mean, you can take a lot of things and just pop them in there. And you'd be blown away how it cleans up what you did or gives you a new idea. It's like a great producer because at the end of that song we had. And I always liked the way it ended. Like. Oh, Jesus. They took the first verse and put it in the chorus at the end and then dovetailed it. And it's flawless. It sounds so cool.

[A]

So kind of.

[D]

That's the picture.

[C]

That's the picture.

[D]

Does have a Christmas tree in the background.

[C]

I didn't realize that you were the.

[A]

Happiest guy at a funeral I've ever seen.

[C]

Sort of under dress.

[D]

That's Benny Nitschke. I haven't seen her in years.

[E]

What a way to get together.

[C]

Who died at Disneyland? Who died at Disneyland at Christmas time for you guys to have a funeral there.

[D]

Basically the community center of the church.

[C]

Oh, basically.

[D]

Okay, so they have it.

[E]

Continue your thought.

[A]

Which is T. Rex girlfriend's funeral.

[D]

No. Oh, no. But her mom was there.

[E]

Whose funeral was it?

[D]

Philip Markwood.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And he was friends. She was friends with the family.

[C]

So that girl got around one of my.

[E]

Just me and Alex in Thailand.

[A]

Other lady boys.

[C]

Lady boys.

[E]

Put them in there.

[C]

Yeah. That looks awful.

[D]

It even looks like sending this one for a picture.

[C]

Well, you don't need to, though. Winnie the Pooh. Brady is.

[A]

Somebody wants us to put Piss Ball Pete in the.

[E]

Oh, okay.

[C]

Do it. All right.

[D]

To make it a full song.

[C]

Yeah, make Piss Ball Pete song a minute and a half long. Oh, yes, we'll do it. Toledo. Get on that immediately.

[D]

I got two radio videos.

[C]

What?

[E]

Oh, what is.

[D]

Okay, first one's death one. We might. I don't know, we might have done this one. This could have been a crandall.

[C]

Doesn't matter. Yeah, let's see.

[D]

It's a triple.

[E]

We've seen so much death.

[C]

Yeah, look, revisiting. It's fine.

[D]

Death on motorcycles.

[C]

No reason to even worry about if we've seen it before. Let's watch again. I've watched plenty of episodes of Cheers multiple times.

[D]

Triple. Triple. On the motorcycle.

[C]

We got three people riding on a motorcycle in the middle of a cruddy country where people do that. Piled up three deep on a bike. And it's like a 150. God knows what they're riding. And then they just get taken out by a fan.

[A]

The only vehicle with four tires on it in that country.

[C]

That's like the.

[E]

There's not many. There's not many.

[C]

The delivery truck of Toledo going to the resort.

[E]

Yeah, that's it. They're not passenger vehicles. They're all delivery trucks.

[C]

Yep. There goes a truck to go clean up. They just.

[D]

Did you see him? He had a can. They emptied the can or something before they get on the motorcycle.

[C]

Well, I like that. No one stops.

[D]

Watch the beginning. Guy gets off.

[C]

Absolutely no one stops. Another car goes by later with people strewn all over the road like he's late for work. Wow, that's lovely.

[D]

Next one's a work accident or maybe on purpose. I think the guy just wanted to get out of his shift early.

[C]

We're in one of these spinning rooms. Everything in there is rolling.

[D]

That's the stupidest move ever.

[C]

They're loading up some fabric into some spinning.

[D]

I'll just put it around my neck.

[C]

An electric loom. Yeah. This guy's gonna get hung. He put the loom around his neck. Now he's going up into the machine. Boy, Brady went dark yesterday on this.

[D]

Sheesh. That was this morning?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Don't. Don't sully me. I wasn't doing this last night.

[F]

I didn't do it all night.

[C]

I woke up to it. I went strong death right off the bat to start the day. All right, Brett, what do you got?

[A]

All right, this one coming in from. From Los Hermanos Cerveza.

[C]

The beer brothers.

[A]

Yes. All right, just a couple walking down the street.

[C]

And we're in a surveillance camera of another cruddy country. It's very narrow road, rogue tire. And there's people. And their legs are now in the thing. They're just walking down the road here. And here comes something out of the. Oh, a woman jumped out of the building above them and almost landed on them. They get out of the way, but she just jumped for her life.

[D]

Looks like the dates over for her.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Oh, she's done. Here's the aftermath of her laying on the cobblestone. Wow, look at that. Oh, just move her around. That's the best thing you can do to somebody who's fallen out of a window. She's still breathing. Or is that the death curtain? She's flinching around. She ain't gonna make it. Yeah. Somebody get her portrait up for the easel.

[D]

Save that picture. I'll get it done.

[C]

Ever standing next to Brady at Markwood's funeral. Oh, that's weird. You're just walking along and somebody comes. Clapton, baby. Out of a window above you, and you almost get rained down on by human.

[E]

No, I'd sidestep that the same way.

[C]

That's how fragile life is. Here's a guy who has a flap top. He's got a weird belt around his penis. And then somebody's hitting his nuts with a spiked hammer.

[D]

What happened?

[C]

Or a shoe that's a spiked.

[A]

Oh, it's like Gene Simmons boot or something.

[C]

This gets a kiss. Boot with spikes on it. He's getting kicked in the balls with. Listen to that tire. Shoes. Oh, my God. Oh, how do you find out? You like this?

[E]

He's got, like, cheerleader.

[C]

He's got some calf. Girl, huh? Looks like a girl. Pretty sure the dick and balls confused me back into being a man. Yeah.

[D]

What do you see?

[E]

What do you see?

[C]

Girl.

[D]

The legs and the. Is like a girl.

[E]

The penis is A dead giveaway.

[D]

Right?

[C]

The dick involves. Makes it so. I think your argument is moot.

[E]

What?

[D]

Unfortunately, it's a dick.

[C]

What are you thinking?

[D]

Girl?

[C]

About it took you 35 seconds.

[D]

His limbs are.

[C]

Is. Larry's feminine, but the thing that isn't is his penis and testicles. Like, you can't start. There's no question here. I don't think maybe he's.

[E]

His voice.

[C]

Maybe a thin man.

[E]

That voice is feminine.

[D]

That could be the guy Kicking voice.

[C]

Okay. He's still. You're still questioning that one.

[D]

Man.

[C]

You know, that's a dude.

[E]

Thanks, Sexual Horizon.

[C]

Thanks for coming around on that one.

[A]

How about some fighting?

[C]

All right. There's a naked Chinaman, Bobby Lee, middle of a road with a black guy. And then. Oh, he just punches the wrong Chinaman. The one. And they all do look alike. But you can tell the difference between these two because one's nude and one's in underwear. Now the black guy's going after the totally naked one. And he's always on his bike. He's moving around. He's letting. And the Chinaman is chasing. Never chase the fight.

[D]

That's the rule.

[C]

Chinaman. Oh, now he's been thrown into traffic. The naked Chinese guy. And he's not done yet. He's up. He's still fighting. God knows where these Chinese people's clothes went. But it's always fun to watch him.

[D]

Out of a day spa.

[C]

Two new Chinamen fighting. Kimbo slice.

[E]

That might have been in his awesome village.

[C]

That is awesome.

[E]

It didn't look like one of my country.

[C]

No, that was New York. All right, here we are. More fighting in the octagon. Now, the guy takes a right to the face. Can get kicked right. Oh, he's out cold twice.

[D]

Illegal.

[C]

Wow. On his knees, on his way. He gets kicked in the head. Wow, that's an. And he gets the win because he got kicked when he was down on his knees.

[E]

Illegal kick.

[C]

Yeah. Wow. All right, here's another one, hillbillies. Some people having sex in dirty little water. Hillbillies. Big fat one pushing back on a fella while he waves. While he waves to the camera.

[E]

Oh, yeah, that could be drinking a.

[C]

Topo, Chico, but man, that lady's ass is huge.

[E]

Slide Rock.

[C]

Whatever it is that ass is. She's a hippopotamus. She belongs in that water. She's gonna dung fling after this and go under for an hour. Man. That's a fat lady. The only way she can have sex is in water. So she remains buoyant.

[A]

We'll End with some shots.

[D]

All right.

[C]

Okay. Here's a guy peeing in shot glasses. There's six shot glasses across a table. The guy's, oh, now he's just gonna pee right on the girls who are waiting for the shots. They're very attractive of women, and they're taking pee. He's all done peeing now. And now it's their job to finish off the shots. One shot number one, down the hatch. Shot number two. Each one. These naked ladies down the hatch, two shots of pee. Not to mention what they had just before.

[A]

That's a classy cans.

[C]

They're very pretty. The one on the right is. She'd fool you. Yeah, I might start peeing on her. Here's what I like. All right.

[D]

Geez.

[C]

Important storm. You don't want her to leave when her shirt's off. You're like, what does she need me to do? Will you praise Hitler and pee on me?

[D]

Good.

[C]

Heil, baby. Let's do this.

[F]

Oh, I love it.

[C]

Yeah. Those cans, I gotta take a look at those for an hour, and then I gotta figure out a way to dodge you for the rest of my life. Loon. You know when a girl drinks your cup o pee that you ain't first. I don't care how much she faints. I've never tried this before. If she's willing to go to the glass, she's done it a lot. No decent girl drinks it out of the cup the first time. She might find out via accident that she might have a thing for it. But if you first meet her and she's drinking your pee, she's interesting.

[D]

Ask, can we do some shots?

[C]

I don't think you ask. I think she's like, pee, pee.

[E]

No, I think it's more. Oh, geez, I'm sorry. I just.

[C]

Or you're in the shower or something, and you start peeing and you laugh. I had a girl do that to me in a bathtub years and years and years ago. Same girl that Brian Adams brought, and she got up out of the bathtub and started peeing on me. And I'm like, hey, what's going on here? And she's laughing, and I'm like, oh, all right. She's into it. She's naked, so she wins. And. Hey, Pete. Well, I was sitting in a bathtub. I was enjoying. Was enjoying the tub. And then she stood over me, and it was a good view. And then I realized that that wasn't just tub water falling off of her, and she started to giggle. I'm like, hold on a sec. You're peeing on me. Yeah. All right. If you weren't naked, that would have been trouble. And I gave her what for. Did you start it? You son of a bitch. And then I peed on her once in the show hours. Neither of us are eating it, though. Classy.

[D]

How many pages?

[C]

There was a couple pages about that.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

The vagina.

[A]

Her.

[C]

The Tribute to Her Vagina book. There's probably a.

[D]

That's at least four pages.

[C]

There was a couple poems about that. The pe. The Pea Bass.

[D]

All right, I'm done talking about lemonade Monday.

[C]

Yeah, we had fun. You test some things out, you know. But that was a weird one. But that's how you accidentally find out. Now, if it hit me in the face and be like, hey, that is. Then I'm gonna not. What? I thought that's how it would start. And then the next thing you know, she's with a guy, 10 years later, drinking out of a cup, going, I've never done this before. That's all she's done. She loves it. Girls, don't take it out of the cup first. There you go. The word for eight o' clock is ambient. Ambient. On the app on 98kupd.com you can get into that suite, the KUPD party suite for nine snails. Coming up March 6th. There goes your Brady Report.

[D]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually.

[C]

No membership fees. I have heard enough of this.