02-10-26 - Entertainment Drill - TUE - John's AI 30s Song Reacts - List Of Comfort TV Shows - Is Sebastian Bach Worried About Being An Old Rocker

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Entertainment Drill (February 10, 2026)

Episode Overview

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness zeroes in on the hosts’ signature blend of irreverent humor, pop culture observations, and entertainment news. The crew riffs on everything from AI recreations of 1930s songs and Austin Powers impersonators-for-hire, to rankings of “comfort” TV shows and the self-confidence of celebrities like Timothée Chalamet and Sebastian Bach. The conversation is quick, satirical, playful, and spontaneous—holding nothing sacred, not even Jimmy Buffett’s blender empire.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. 1930s Song AI Improv & Running Jokes

• [00:41-02:56] The show opens with the hosts referencing a joke from earlier in the morning, where they improvised a problematic 1930s-style song then had AI generate it. The joke continues with listeners referencing it in emails and the hosts imagining scenarios (like walking through the office singing “no blacks, no blacks, no blacks” in an old-timey voice).
  • Quote: "People want me to send it to them, and the answer is no...Just confuse everyone at work." – Brady [02:24]
• The AI song becomes a running gag, mining the awkwardness and absurdity of historical media.

2. Hiring Party Impersonators for Personal Use

• [02:56-07:39] Brady details an Instagram find: a guy who hires entertainers like talented Austin Powers and magicians—not for parties, but just to hang out at home.
  • The description of spending a day with a fully committed “Austin Powers” is met with awe and amusement. The hosts fantasize about doing this themselves, discussing how deep the impersonator could stay in character even during mundane moments like lunch.
  • Quote: "The genius of this guy is that he just hires these people who do parties and...has them come over for him." – Brady [04:30]
  • Quote: “Excuse me, but you look a lot like Austin Powers.” – Unidentified Male 4, imagining interactions [07:04]
  • Quote: “How long can he go until he goes, guys, I gotta go home, man. This is killing.” – Brady [07:39]
• The crew explores the inherent weirdness and comedic possibilities, keeping the tone playful and a bit surreal.

3. Vision Correction Technology (“Readers”)

• [08:15-09:25] Transition to the “Entertainment Drill,” the show’s entertainment news segment.
  • Brady and others talk about advances in vision correction, specifically for “readers” (reading glasses), and how new lens implants can substitute for them.
  • Quote: “I always thought readers was the one thing you can't avoid...they can fix that now.” – Brady [08:16]
  • Quote: "Have you ever seen the print on a medicine bottle we're supposed to read that? Can't do it. But they can fix it." – Brady [08:39]

4. Comfort TV Shows Ranking

• [09:25-10:26] The hosts discuss the latest Ranker.com list of top comfort TV shows—TV to have on in the background.
  • Notable rankings include “Malcolm in the Middle” (#10), “Brooklyn Nine-Nine,” “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,” “I Love Lucy,” “The Office,” “Golden Girls,” “Parks and Rec,” “The Simpsons,” and “The Big Bang Theory.”
  • To everyone’s mild surprise, “Friends” and “Seinfeld” did not top the list, despite the panel considering them prime comfort picks.
  • Quote: "I just thought Friends was awful. I didn't like any of the characters." – Brady [10:26]

5. Timothée Chalamet’s Confidence & Public Perception

• [10:34-12:06] Timothée Chalamet’s French radio interview comes up, with the actor expressing pride in his work ethic and unique talent. The team debates if this is cocky or just self-assured.
  • Quote: “I know it's not normal to talk about yourself like this, but I knew I had a pretty unique talent, and I knew that I work...harder than almost everyone I know.” – Timothée Chalamet (read by Unidentified Male 4) [10:47]
  • Quote: “If I got to get on top of Kylie Jenner every night, I think I'd come in here, kind of be a dick to you guys now and again.” – Brady, tongue-in-cheek [11:40]

6. Twitch Streamer Buys Breaking Bad House

• [12:06-12:22] News break: Twitch streamer Aiden Ross has purchased the “Breaking Bad” house.
  • Quote: “Sure. It's Airbnb. Just redo the inside completely like the Whites and Airbnb it.” – Brett Vesely [12:22]

7. Sebastian Bach on Aging as a Rocker

• [12:27-13:46] The group riffs on Sebastian Bach’s reply to whether he worries about being an ‘old’ rocker. He claims other legends are still active and that he's young and beautiful.
  • The hosts banter about where Bach fits compared to music legends—Paul McCartney, Rob Halford—and debate whether it’s fair for Skid Row’s old frontman to compare himself to them.
  • Quote: “Still, if I was the Skid Row lead singer, I'm not comping my body work to...the Beatles and Paul McCartney's solo work.” – Brady [12:48]

8. Jimmy Buffett—Riches, Blenders, and Skepticism

• [13:06-15:15] Jimmy Buffett’s legacy and Margaritaville products come under fire, with jokes about his wealth, minimal musical talent, and especially his blender (Margaritaville machine) being little more than a rebranded, overpriced kitchen appliance.
  • Quote: “I bought one of his margarita machines, which just a blender.” – Brady [13:58]
  • Quote: “No, I gave it to Goodwill. Oh, okay. There's a Mexican family right now going, ‘This thing doesn't do anything.’” – Brady [14:40]

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote | |-----------|--------------------------|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:24 | Brady | "People want me to send it to them, and the answer is no...Just confuse everyone at work." | | 04:30 | Brady | "The genius of this guy is that he just hires these people who do parties and...for him." | | 07:39 | Brady | “How long can he go until he goes, guys, I gotta go home, man. This is killing.” | | 08:39 | Brady | "Can't do it. But they can fix it. Jay Schwartz can get you where you need to be..." | | 10:26 | Brady | "I just thought Friends was awful. I didn't like any of the characters." | | 10:47 | Unidentified Male 4 | “I know it's not normal... but I knew I had a pretty unique talent, and...I work harder...” | | 11:40 | Brady | “If I got to get on top of Kylie Jenner every night...I think I'd come in here, kind of be a dick to you guys now and again.” | | 12:22 | Brett Vesely | “Sure. It's Airbnb. Just redo the inside...like the Whites and Airbnb it.” | | 12:48 | Brady | “Still, if I was the Skid Row lead singer, I'm not comping my body work to...the Beatles...” | | 13:58 | Brady | “I bought one of his margarita machines, which just a blender.” | | 14:40 | Brady | "No, I gave it to Goodwill...There's a Mexican family right now going, ‘This thing doesn’t do anything.’" |

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:41-02:56 — 1930s song/AI joke & listener reactions
• 02:56-07:39 — Austin Powers impersonator & party entertainers-for-hire
• 08:15-09:25 — Vision correction & “readers” conversation
• 09:25-10:26 — Comfort TV shows ranking
• 10:34-12:06 — Timothée Chalamet’s interview; celebrity confidence
• 12:06-12:22 — Twitch streamer buys Breaking Bad house
• 12:27-13:46 — Sebastian Bach on aging in rock
• 13:06-15:15 — Jimmy Buffett, Margaritaville, and parrot-head culture riffs

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Tone and Style

The episode is loose, snarky, and pop-culture heavy—unfiltered banter with tangents and running jokes. All speakers blend sardonic teasing with honest opinions and occasional absurd flights of imagination. The energy is lively, often veering into playful roasting, with no sacred cows.

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This summary captures the highlights, humor, and memorable moments of the episode—perfect for anyone looking to catch up on the latest irreverent fun from Holmberg and crew.

Transcript

[Brett Vesely]

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[Byron]

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[Brady]

Morning sickness.

[Unidentified Male 1]

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

[Brady]

There it is. Stabbing Westward. Man, was I wrong about them. I thought that thing was gonna explode. Going over to Boston's, dude, it's gonna be the greatest band ever. Just some young boy with a dream thinking Stabbing Westward was gonna tear it up. My buddy Brian Rendle was with me too, so these guys are going to be incredible. Yeah, that didn't work out like I'd hope, but man, I love that song. It's 9:59. The 10 o' clock word is Trent. That's a fitting one for Nine Inch Nails. Trent is the word you would put in for the app contest there. Tap the app, the suite that feeds. Or you can go to 98kupd.com and do that. Before we move on to the entertainment drill, I got emails from people going, I got out of my car, everything seemed normal. I got into my car and there's penguins and no blacks. No.

[Unidentified Male 1]

What the hell was that?

[Brady]

Well, if you weren't listening and a guy said, I hate this podcast live. Cause I can't rewind it. I know. Well, you're listening to the recording of the podcast. You're the live studio audience of the later on distributed podcast. I see it. And so that's what I mean. You know, you're going to see all the flaws, you're going to see the bloopers, and then, you know, you gotta come back. You can't rewind the live podcast, but later you can listen. But for those of you who didn't know what was going on earlier this morning, we improvised a 1930s hit. And I think it sounded a little something like this. No blacks, no blacks, no blacks.

[Unidentified Male 2]

I'm gonna go outside right now in the sunshine Nevada pattern. No blacks, no blacks, no blacks, no blacks. It's springtime in Germany and nothing can go wrong Germany is my favorite place no blacks, no blacks, no blacks.

[Brady]

Now see that were joking around about what songs in the 30s sound like that led into the AI version of that song, which magically created it and is a smash hit. People want me to send it to them, and the answer is no. And he goes, and thanks a lot. I've just walked down the hallway at my work going, no blacks, no blacks, no blacks. Do it in your 30s voice. Just confuse everyone at work. If you can get a little tiny megaphone.

[Unidentified Male 2]

I just got walking down the street, I'm looking around at my office. No blacks, no blacks.

[Brady]

1930S guy is a blast. Become him. Also saw something yesterday that I'm thinking about maybe doing on a regular basis. It was on Instagram. There is a dude, and he's not local, but you can get him. Who is Austin Powers? He is Austin Powers. Like, he has embodied the character of Austin Powers. And you can hire him for parties and stuff, but this one dude just hired him for himself. And they spent the afternoon together watching tv. The guy never breaks. He's hilarious. He comes in, hey, baby, what's going on? And he comes in the room. He's like, right, baby, Right? Behave. And the guy just sits down and he's got meta glasses on. So he's filming the whole thing through his glasses. And they're just watching tv. And he looks over at the couch, and there's a dude in full Austin Powers gear just watching. And then he'll look at him and go, ha, ha ha, baby. Like it is to have him just by himself in your home. It is brilliant. And he is so committed and he's so good at. His name's Chase Hoffer. And I want to get him here so bad. But the. The dude that the. The more brilliant one is the guy who said, I'm just going to hire him for me today. And he's like, so do you like football or. Or like soccer? Like soccer, baby. I barely know her. Yeah. And he just. He's fully committed to the. And it's just some dude in his house with Austin Power. This is. Which one is this?

[Unidentified Female]

It says, hiring a magician for just myself.

[Brady]

Yeah. This is the genius of this guy, is that he just hires these people who do parties and he just has them come over for him. Oh, okay. And so the magician shows up, not knowing it's not a party or a social gathering. It's just some guy who wants company. And the magician.

[Brett Vesely]

It's creepy.

[Unidentified Male 1]

A zephyr.

[Brady]

Yes. Come on in.

[Unidentified Male 1]

Happy birthday.

[Brady]

Thanks. Anyone else coming or.

[Unidentified Male 1]

No, just me.

[Brady]

And then he just sits down and films him with the meta glasses.

[Unidentified Male 1]

It's the name you were thinking of. Ah.

[Brady]

Cole Colt. Wow.

[Unidentified Male 1]

He did it.

[Brady]

Wow. Not bad.

[Unidentified Male 1]

Literally wrote that down.

[Brady]

And this poor party magician is just going to take the money for the full pull and hang around the house with this guy. There's Austin. It's. The Austin Powers guy is awesome. Click on that. I mean, you must be chased, baby.

[Unidentified Male 1]

Welcome.

[Unidentified Male 3]

Oh, what a grip you have. You must live alone.

[Unidentified Male 4]

You want me to do, like, what.

[Unidentified Male 3]

I would do with a party?

[Brady]

Sure.

[Unidentified Male 3]

Usually music play, you know the song.

[Brady]

Yes.

[Unidentified Male 3]

And I come in and say, oh, yeah, man.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Male 3]

So how's everybody today, man? This is great.

[Brady]

It's so good.

[Unidentified Male 3]

Oh, oh.

[Brady]

Behind.

[Unidentified Male 1]

He's got no one to talk to.

[Unidentified Male 3]

Over again you go, oh, you make a lovely couple.

[Brady]

And then he points to their boobs that there's nobody there to do it to.

[Unidentified Male 3]

It's a booby, you know.

[Unidentified Male 1]

Yeah, yeah. Different time.

[Unidentified Male 3]

No, Yeah.

[Unidentified Male 4]

I don't think that would.

[Unidentified Male 1]

But. But I understand it. Did you watch the Super Bowl?

[Brady]

They're just sitting on the couch with.

[Unidentified Male 1]

You watch the Super Bowl?

[Brady]

The.

[Unidentified Male 3]

Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, I did.

[Unidentified Male 4]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Male 1]

Are you more of like a soccer guy since you have so much, like, UK and soccer?

[Brady]

I don't even know.

[Unidentified Male 1]

That's pretty good.

[Brady]

It would be. And then they just watch TV and.

[Brett Vesely]

Stuff just in his Maricopa apartment.

[Brady]

I mean, just. And it's just so awesome how the dude in the velour Austin Power suit on the couch just. Just hanging with the guy. Because it would be like if Austin Powers was a real guy. It would be. That would be like a day where they had nothing to do. Oh, that's genius. Genius. So that's what. I kind of want to hire those dudes. I think that's awesome. Just have them hanging around. Just be Austin Powers. We'll go to lunch and don't bother other tables. I don't want you talking to other people. Just us. Hey, baby.

[Unidentified Male 4]

Excuse me, but you look a lot like Austin Powers.

[Brady]

Come on, baby. Yeah. And then he just has to be that until I hear downtime, where it's just quiet. Yeah. That's the thing I would love the most is when he's actually eating and occasionally you just stare at him. And he's got to look at you go, yeah, great chickpeas, baby. Like, yeah, you don't have to do that. Enjoy the meal.

[Unidentified Male 4]

What else you bringing to the table? Some soup.

[Brady]

Love a nice soup and a sandwich.

[Unidentified Male 3]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Male 4]

How deep can he go into the character?

[Brady]

Yeah. How long can he go until he goes, guys, I gotta go home, man. This is killing. I'll give you another 500 bucks to stay for two more hours. Behave. Yeah, baby. And then I'll sit across from the entire time and we'll just play. It looks awesome. That guy's a genius. Anyway, it's time for the entertainment drill. The word for 10 o' clock is Trent. Put that in there. The entertainment drills brought to you by friends at Schwartz Laser Eye Center. Dr. Jay Schwartz awaits you. You know what I found out recently again, is that I've always said, like you said, to leave something about readers. You know, with age, the reader things, a thing. They can fix that now. Like, they can.

[Unidentified Male 3]

I had no idea.

[Brady]

Like, yeah, I know they can start getting you better with readers. And I always thought readers was the one thing you can't avoid.

[Unidentified Male 4]

Nope.

[Brady]

These new lenses that they stick in there can be adapted for that too.

[Unidentified Female]

Trying to tell Lisa that because now she's. She's got old lady readers. She had contacts for years, and now it's like she reaches over. I'm like, don't you have contacts?

[Brady]

It's hard to bang the lady on the box of the old maid cards. Yeah, yeah, she's got those halfs.

[Unidentified Male 4]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Oh, man. Anyway, yeah, so you get on over there. They can do that too. So if you're. If you're looking at readers or you've got something, you can't see. Medicine bottles anymore, Brady, probably. Have you ever seen the print on a medicine bottle we're supposed to read that. Can't do it. But they can fix it. Jay Schwartz can get you where you need to be no matter what your site's like right now. He'll have a plan for you that'll make it so much better than it is currently. No more squinting. No more dirty glasses. No more contacts in your eyes. No more drops. No more nonsense. Get you all fired up and seeing beautifully. And all you have to do is contact them. Teamidoc.com get your consultation all lined up and see what the Schwarz Laser Eye center has for you. Brady Entertainment.

[Unidentified Male 4]

Ranker.com just did a list of our favorite comfort TV shows. In other words, you put it on in the background and, oh, yeah, do other activities.

[Brady]

I Got loads of them. Seinfeld.

[Unidentified Male 4]

The top 10. Malcolm in the middle. Number 10.

[Brady]

No kidding. No, it's 10th.

[Brett Vesely]

I never go to that, though.

[Brady]

It's good, but. Yeah, I'd never click on it.

[Unidentified Male 4]

Number nine was Brooklyn. Nine. Nine.

[Brady]

Yeah. A lot of people like that.

[Unidentified Male 4]

Number eight, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Seven. I Love Lucy. Wow. Six. The Office. Five. The Golden Girls. Four. Parks and Recreation. Three. The Simpsons to the Big Bang Theory.

[Brady]

Number one, I'd say Friends are Seinfeld, Schitt's Creek. Oh, all right.

[Unidentified Male 4]

Yeah. I'm surprised those weren't on the list. Friends.

[Brady]

And I don't know if people background them.

[Unidentified Male 4]

Yeah. Because they're maybe focused watching them.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Male 4]

Friends. You could.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, there's not much.

[Brady]

Well, I backgrounded that when it was on. I. I did not. I. One of the weird ones. I just thought Friends was awful. I didn't like any of the characters.

[Unidentified Male 4]

Timothy Chalamet's catching some heat for a recent interview he did in. At a French radio station, and he did it in French. So they. He says, I know it's not normal to talk about yourself like this, but I knew I had a pretty unique talent, and I knew that I work honestly. Honestly, I work harder than almost everyone I know.

[Brady]

He's got a lot of confidence.

[Unidentified Male 4]

I really have an athlete's mindset on how I work. People can make fun of it, they can laugh, but I don't care. Yeah, I'm the one doing it, and it works.

[Brady]

He did that Golden Globes thing when he won a few years ago for something, and he. The Bob Dylan thing, and he basically said, I'm. I'm one of the best there is. And I'm not afraid to say that. And I'm going to get better. Like, my goal is to be the best there ever. And good for him. It comes across a little arrogant when you say that. It's. But you know what? Back it up, because right now that kid's on a roll, and he gets to get on top of Kylie Jenner on a regular basis. So I'm not going to disparage anything his brain's telling him to do. It seems to be working out really well. If I got to get on top of Kylie Jenner every night, I think I'd come in here, kind of be a dick to you guys now and again. Like, you know, I'm the greatest person you guys know. Right? Like, I would kind of feel that way.

[Unidentified Male 3]

We get it, John.

[Brady]

No, I don't think you do. Like, I'm. I'M the best in the room. All right, all right.

[Unidentified Male 4]

A Trish Twitch streamer. Aiden Ross. He bought the Breaking Bad house. No word on what he's planning on doing with it.

[Brady]

Who bought it?

[Unidentified Male 4]

This Twitch streamer.

[Brady]

Oh, a Twitch guy.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure. It's Airbnb.

[Brady]

Yeah, Airbnb it Just redo the inside completely like the whites and Airbnb it.

[Unidentified Male 4]

Someone asked Sebastian Bach if he's worried about being an old rock star. He's 57 years old and he's. No, I'm not. Because he's not a rock star. Paul McCartney and Rob Halford and Willie Nelson are still out there doing stuff.

[Brady]

Young apparently wouldn't comp my body of work.

[Unidentified Male 4]

I'm young and I'm beautiful.

[Brady]

Still, if I was the skid row lead singer. I'm not comping my body work to. To the Beatles and Paul McCartney's solo work. Just gonna basically say you can get old and still enjoy. But.

[Brett Vesely]

Jimmy Buffett was doing.

[Unidentified Male 4]

Not done, bro.

[Brett Vesely]

He's better than Buffett.

[Brady]

Yes, he. Yeah, but he's. It's been a minute. All those other guys kept coming up with stuff good, better. Otherwise, I don't think Buffett.

[Brett Vesely]

I thought he was just living off those idiots and Tommy Bomb.

[Brady]

He's a bad example because what the billionaire kids books. He was an ultimate glitch in the Matrix that I like. You want to talk about. That's like one of the radio executives, like, doing something great. You're like, oh, you completely stumbled into that. You're too dumb and talentless to have done this. Well, he's. I don't get. But again, tip your cap rolled into billions with minimal talents.

[Unidentified Male 4]

Never the guy that says I'm an artist.

[Brady]

No, he was minimally pay me to play guitar. Yeah. Well, I mean. And just sing absolute nonsense.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I don't get the Buffett thing. And everybody run into his restaurant. I bought one of his margarita machines, which just a blender.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I remember you had that.

[Brady]

It didn't do anything. Anything. The best line ever about the Margaritaville is when south park made fun of it and they came up with the salsa like it was a salsa machine. Like, here's how it works. Pour your favorite salsa in the top and it comes out the bottom. And it's exactly what the Margaritaville was. You put ice in the top, it blended it, and then you made a margarita in the blender. You didn't need it. It's $300. You still have that blended ice? No, I think I burned it anyway. No, I gave it to Goodwill. Oh, okay. There's a Mexican family right now going.

[Unidentified Male 3]

This thing doesn't do anything.

[Brady]

Jimmy Buffett was a dick. You hear that? Every time you drive by.

[Unidentified Male 5]

You guys know Jimmy Buffett?

[Brady]

No.

[Unidentified Male 5]

Well, anyway, he was a dick.

[Unidentified Male 4]

Who is he?

[Brady]

Is that the guy that works over there at the Food City and. No, no, no, man.

[Unidentified Male 5]

He's a singer. But he was a dick. He invented a blender, got bilked.

[Brady]

Then it just goes around the community.

[Unidentified Male 5]

Jimmy Buffett invented the blender. Is that right? Yeah, man.

[Unidentified Male 4]

You were parrot on your head.

[Unidentified Male 5]

I heard he was a dick.

[Brady]

That's it. Larry's next. Use the word Trent and get yourself qualified for the Nine Inch Nails show. We'll see you guys tomorrow. So. Oh, we're gonna pimp a girl out tomorrow. Keep that in mind. See ya.

[Unidentified Male 4]

Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees.

[Brady]

I have heard enough of this.