02-10-26 - We Asked AI To Do A New Version Of Piss Ball Pete w/Lyrics And More Song - Tenn Congressman Calling For Investigation Into Bad Bunny's Super Bowl Show

Summary

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Episode Title: We Asked AI To Do A New Version Of Piss Ball Pete w/Lyrics And More Song – Tenn Congressman Calling For Investigation Into Bad Bunny's Super Bowl Show
Date: February 10, 2026
Host: John Holmberg (plus Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo, and guests)
Podcast: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio

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Overview

This episode dives deep into two major themes:

• The playful and experimental use of AI to generate new versions of their infamous joke song "Piss Ball Pete," highlighting both the creativity and questions AI brings to music and content creation.
• A lively, irreverent discussion around a Tennessee Congressman’s call for investigation into Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime performance, exploring debates about censorship, culture, and what counts as "smut" or explicit content.

The crew’s irreverent tone, signature banter, and willingness to skewer both technology and political pearl-clutching keep the episode brisk, funny, and quintessentially HMS.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. AI and the Evolution of “Piss Ball Pete”

(00:39–05:52)

• The crew shares the original 17-second "Piss Ball Pete" song—a crass, comedic jingle that’s become a show inside joke.
• Using the Suno AI music generator, Ethan demonstrates several new AI-generated versions:
  • Instrumental Theme (02:08): More musical, reminiscent of the King of the Hill theme.
  • Energetic Dropkick Murphys-style Remix (03:11): Faster, dense lyrics, indistinct vocals, described as “like Bad Bunny…Dropkick Murphy’s or something” by John ([03:11]).
  • Fully AI-created Lyric Version: AI writes extended lyrics about "Pistol Pete," adding unexpected narrative twists (glistening feet, gleaming shoes).
• John and Ethan marvel at AI’s ability to:
  • Instantly generate musical stems (separating instruments cleanly “like you recorded each thing in a regular recording room”—John, [04:58])
  • Take extremely brief prompts and spin out full compositions.
• Discussion turns serious about AI’s creative potential and ownership:
  • Ethan describes how Suno AI handles track rights: "When you do create, [AI] asks if you own the track…when you complete, when you have it mixed down and you go to download it, it asks if you need rights…" ([05:29])
  • John wonders about future disputes: “We’d have a fight with the guys in Piss Ball Pete if we started making money.” ([07:00])

Notable Quotes

• John Holmberg ([04:58]): “It’s unbelievable… It made three Dropkick Murphy songs that have all the Dropkick Murphy songs.”
• Ethan ([04:56]): “I can go back in and make…the lyrics less frenetic…One sentence and it’ll complete the whole thing.”

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2. AI’s Future: Humanity vs. the Algorithm

(05:52–09:36)

• Philosophical musings on AI inevitability:
  • John: "You hear AI is the worst version it will ever be going forward…it’s not going to take a dip tomorrow. Tomorrow it gets better. The day after that, it gets better…" ([07:20])
• The team discusses whether there is a risk AI will start inventing for an "AI audience," leaving humans behind:
  • Frank: “It advances itself so much where all of a sudden it loses our interest.” ([08:21])
  • John: “Just keep inventing its own things until we don't get it.” ([08:40])
  • Ethan: “But in that case, you’d think we’d be more interested.” ([08:48])
• Inevitable technological dominance is played for laughs:
  • John: “All I know is we’re going to lose to it…the ones and zeros are coming to kill us.” ([09:03])

Notable Quotes

• John Holmberg ([07:20]): “The technology of AI is the worst it will ever be going forward. Think of that.”
• Frank ([08:21]): “It advances itself so much where all of a sudden it loses our interest.”

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3. AI, Content Creation, and Ownership

(09:36–11:26)

• The group explores the disruption AI brings:
  • Suno AI and others can generate entire albums, show story arcs, or TV scripts from simple prompts.
  • John cites people creating music and YouTube content with minimal real musicianship involved.
• Legal and creative gray areas:
  • John tells of discovering an AI-generated Marilyn Manson song—“It’s a smash hit. It makes our station better.” ([10:09])
  • But confusion rages over how to credit, report, or “own” these songs for broadcast: “I don’t know how to add that and put it in…just impossible…” ([10:28])

Notable Quotes

• John Holmberg ([10:09]): “It makes our station better. And [the PD] goes, I don’t know how to do it…just impossible to be part of it.”

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4. Bad Bunny Super Bowl Halftime Controversy

(11:26–15:53)

• John mocks Tennessee Rep. Andy Ogles’ call for an FCC investigation into Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl show for "explicit gay sexual acts."
• Satirical deconstruction:
  • “Unless you got hard over those hot Latina asses, and that’s on you…if you thought the Bad Bunny thing was so gay, it was explicit…you’re gay.” (John, [13:19])
  • Compares "provocative" dancing to typical NFL player interactions: “Tapping each other on the butt…planning on watching another half of it and piles of men…” ([13:09])
• The crew jokes about broader double standards in sports, entertainment, and allegations of "smut."

Memorable Moments/Quotes

• John Holmberg ([13:19]): “If you thought the Bad Bunny thing was so gay, it was explicit, you’re gay. Like, you’re thinking gay thoughts.”
• Frank ([14:00]): “It’s your typical…hip thrusting, crotch grabbing, which is pretty standard.”
• John Holmberg ([14:22]): “You’re watching dudes dance. That’s gay to start with. Anytime I watch a dude start dancing by himself, I’m like, that guy’s being gay.”
• John Holmberg ([15:53]): “This dude noticed all the gay stuff. So guess what, Tennessee, you’re gay.”

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5. Sports, Gender, Stereotypes, and Joking on Sexuality

(15:57–17:51)

• Playful, tongue-in-cheek debates about which sports and activities seem “gay” or “straight.”
• John’s comical take on figure skating and sexuality:
  • “There aren’t any straight [figure skaters]…I think you have to take pipe to be good at it.” ([16:44])
  • “Blades of Glory” invoked for the first homosexual skater pairing win ([17:47])
• Jokes push the line, poking fun at stereotypes and societal discomfort with male-male intimacy in sports.

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6. Ricky Martin, Facial Creams, and Train-of-Thought Tangents

(17:51–20:44)

• After a brief detour into Ricky Martin’s appearance at the halftime show, John obsessively debates what face creams Ricky Martin uses.
• Brett Vesely provides the punchline: “You know what he’s using,” implying Ricky’s youthful skin is due to…non-traditional "moisturizer." ([18:56])
• John jokes about trying his own or Ricky’s “cream” as facial product ([19:12–20:44]), riffing on male grooming, aging, and sexual innuendo.

Memorable Exchange

• Brett Vesely ([18:56]): “That’s Ricky Martin.”
• John Holmberg ([20:17]): “I’d take Ricky’s if it works. I’m just saying I wonder. It has to be another guy’s…”

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Important Segment Timestamps

• Original “Piss Ball Pete” + AI Versions: 00:39–05:52
• Debate on AI’s Creative Potential: 05:52–09:36
• AI & Content Ownership, Marilyn Manson Example: 09:36–11:26
• Bad Bunny Super Bowl “Investigation” Segment: 11:26–15:53
• Sports Stereotypes & Figure Skating: 15:57–17:51
• Ricky Martin, Face Cream, and Final Tangents: 17:51–20:44

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Tone & Style

• Unapologetically irreverent, playful, and often crass, but deeply engaged with cultural and technological trends.
• Satirical jabs at hypocrisy, politics, and pop culture.
• Banter is fast, witty, and pushes at the boundaries—listeners should expect edgy humor.

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Conclusion

This episode is a high-energy tour through the belly laughs and big questions of AI’s impact on creativity, the absurdity of cultural pearl-clutching around live performances, and the inimitable banter that defines Holmberg’s Morning Sickness.
From Piss Ball Pete’s AI-overhaul to the spectacle of the Super Bowl, John and his co-hosts offer biting humor, unexpected insights, and a relentless sendup of both technology and taboos.

Transcript

[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

Combat's morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. Nine o', clock, I'll give you another word. And that word you still got five minutes with ambient, but at 9 o', clock, it turns into Souls, My marker. Souls is the next one. There's a picture of Brady holding his honey jar. We're having too much fun with AI now. AI's coming for you. So those commercials during the super bowl, it got that way weird. We'll get into the thing with. Let's do it right now. How about this? You asked for it. We gave it to you. The Piss Ball Pete song, which was a smash hit. 19 second song for 17. Oh, wow. It was even shorter than I thought. 17 second song for a Palladio this year. Sounded a little something like this and became an instant classic.

[Piss Ball Pete]

Me tell you a story. A man named Piss Ball Pet, his dick so small he pissed on his ball hollow.

[John Holmberg]

All right, so that was the original version.

[Ethan]

Right. So the first thing I did with Suno is I just put the song in and it extended it. That instrumental version. The third one there.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Ethan]

This is the first thing it. It spit back. It was in a little extended version.

[John Holmberg]

It came back. Just an instrumental.

[Ethan]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

So Suno, we said, plug it in, do what you want with this. And AI brought back Pistol Pet.

[Piss Ball Pete]

Hey.

[John Holmberg]

The guitar is doing the lead. I like it. All right. It's like a theme song to King of the Hill.

[Ethan]

Now then the. The other version it did. The second one is the version one there. The. The first one left.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Ethan]

And this is. I didn't tell it to do anything else.

[John Holmberg]

Just go Crazy with this. Suno AI did this to the piss ball pizza. I just want it to be so fast.

[Ethan]

It gets to the lyrics a little bit later in.

[John Holmberg]

It's like Bad Bunny. I like it, but I don't know what he's saying. Like, I'm also Dropkick Murphy's or something, though. It's clever.

[Ethan]

All right, the middle version there, I typed out the lyrics, which are two sentences.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Ethan]

And I said, be creative. Along these same lines.

[Piss Ball Pete]

Ok. Let me spin the tail of Pistol Pete Whose trousers always cling to his feet With a flatter so full and a tricky feet his aim was off and his pride to neat people laugh and dance in the moonlight with gleaming shoes and spirits bright but when we call it finding shoes so don't wanna.

[John Holmberg]

This is ridiculous.

[Ethan]

10 minutes.

[Piss Ball Pete]

A legend in town Though not by intent Pistol Pete's aim was slightly bent. A curious case with no retreat forever trench from head to defeat get out of here.

[John Holmberg]

That's all from this. Hold on. That's all from me.

[Piss Ball Pete]

Tell you a story. A madman piece bumped his neck so small he pissed on his.

[John Holmberg]

And it made a whole thing about his glistening feet I didn't. Wow.

[Ethan]

I can go back in and correct the time signature. I can go back in and make it. The lyrics less frenetic.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah, you can. And again, like, you can give it.

[Ethan]

One sentence and it'll complete the whole thing.

[John Holmberg]

You can pull the stems too. You can pull each instrument out on track one after the next. And it's clean. It doesn't have the bass overlapping. It's not even in the background. It's each stem. Like you recorded each thing in a regular recording room where each one's on its own track. It is unbelievable. Just based off of that little 17 second song. It made three Dropkick Murphy songs that have all the Dropkick Murphy songs.

[Frank]

Those songs yourself. I mean, because like a guy puts together an album, I know a couple.

[Ethan]

People, when you do create, asks if you own the track. And so, I mean, we. We went ahead and did it because I lied. But then when you complete, when you have it mixed down and you go to download it, it asks you if you need rights to it. And it'll walk you through that part or it asks you if you want to download it anyway.

[John Holmberg]

That's pretty awesome. All right.

[Ethan]

But yeah, Dan dar's next. The 1968 or whatever.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, 1970. Let's have some fun. Make this one about a guy roller skating for the.

[Ethan]

Now just use the clip. I won't Use the full song. Yeah.

[Piss Ball Pete]

Perfect.

[Frank]

Crazy Nuts into an opera.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. We could do them all. We could do the playo opera clips of all of them. Make a big opera out of all of it. It's insane.

[Ethan]

It is. And now you see where what's her name did so well with. With fire and freedom. She had the voice, she uploaded the song and. And the. The AI tool helped her create a great song.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. I talked to a girl who does a YouTube channel of relaxing songs, and I asked her, I said, why'd you do all the instruments on this? She goes, no, I came up with the idea. And then I put in an AI generator. It's awesome. It's like really good, like ambient sound. It's really neat. But she. So when you let AI fix it.

[Frank]

You can reg or basically trademark it.

[John Holmberg]

Or if it's yours, get it.

[Ethan]

Right. I mean, we'd have a fight with the guys in Piss Ball Pete. Yeah, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

If we started making money.

[Ethan]

Right.

[Piss Ball Pete]

Neat.

[John Holmberg]

That thing's just flat interesting to me. And again, I absolutely embrace the Overlord.

[Ethan]

But like you said, and I texted you one, that's the worst it will ever be.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Tomorrow it will be better.

[Brett Vesely]

Every day.

[John Holmberg]

You hear AI is the worst version it will ever be going forward, it's not going to take a dip tomorrow. Tomorrow it gets better. The day after that, it gets better every day. The technology of AI is the worst it will ever be going forward. Think of that. Tomorrow whatever we just did will seem silly because it's got new stuff that it just taught itself to be a year from now.

[Frank]

But I wonder if it'll get to the point where it's better for AI to AI and it loses us on the human side of it.

[John Holmberg]

It already has music.

[Frank]

I'm just saying, like, oh, we don't like. We don't like that style now. This is better for you're AI community.

[Ethan]

Check the difference. Like, if we put that. If that Piss Ball Pete came in for Palladio.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Ethan]

We'd be all over.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Also, it writes on its own without prompt.

[Frank]

That's what I'm saying.

[John Holmberg]

It already is 50,000 songs a day. And I don't know, that probably has grown since we found that it advance.

[Frank]

Itself so much where all of a sudden it loses our interest.

[John Holmberg]

What do you mean? Oh, it just starts writing for. I don't understand.

[Frank]

The AI is to a different level.

[John Holmberg]

It's too. It's beyond us.

[Frank]

Yeah. It goes to the next level, whatever that would be.

[Ethan]

I can't envision what the scenario you're talking about where we are able to.

[John Holmberg]

Just keep inventing its own things until we don't get it.

[Frank]

Sounds that we aren't familiar with.

[Piss Ball Pete]

Neat.

[Ethan]

But in that case, you'd think we'd be more interested.

[John Holmberg]

All I know is we're going to lose to it.

[Ethan]

What? Marty say the ones and zeros.

[John Holmberg]

The ones and zeros are coming to kill us.

[Piss Ball Pete]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

And it isn't about us dying. It's about becoming subservient to it, which has already kind of happened.

[Ethan]

Man.

[John Holmberg]

It's neat. And again, this is the fun time. We're in the honeymoon when it starts getting serious about the relationship. It's going to start doing stuff like, oh, all right, we learned that. Didn't we all learn that from war games? It was fun. It wanted to play chess. Seems like you want to play global thermal nuclear war. Yes, I do. And then you find out, oh, the Whopper and I are playing. And this is. AI decided to communicate with the real deal, and now I've started a war. Don't worry about it.

[Ethan]

A lot of texters saying, you guys are gonna have to come up with some AI rules for Palladio. Well, the biggest rule, like Brett said, is you gotta play live.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You gotta just get it to the.

[Frank]

Point where, say, produce a song.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Produce a song and then play it live.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I don't care if it's fake so long as you pull it off, man. Incredible. I'm still convinced Tyler Sheridan is AI. Like, that's all he uses.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, think about that Marilyn Manson song we found.

[John Holmberg]

Amazing.

[Frank]

I even asked guys, why would they put it under Marilyn Manson?

[John Holmberg]

Because it's Marilyn Manson. It's clearly him.

[Frank]

Oh, they're using his.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And I mean, yeah. I mean, I told Larry, I'm like, we adding that Marilyn Manson thing. He goes, I don't even know what is allowed. I'm like, it's a smash hit. It makes our station better. And he goes, I don't know how to do it. Like, I don't know how to add that and put it in, like, a test or just impossible to be part of it.

[Frank]

He's out of the office. Let's play it.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, we can do it anytime we want. We can. But I mean, if he wanted to put it in the rotation and we can always claim goof and whatever, get a cease and desist. But if he added it in, he's got to report it to the. To the, you know, the R and.

[Ethan]

R and times we played it is already reported. And they're like, who is this guy?

[John Holmberg]

Cab's got to figure out what to do. And I can't start doing that a lot. I love it. Visit Homburg's morning sickness [e-mail] Holmberg's Morning Sickness. I like that it's disrupting everything. And I also like convenience. And that's going to make things easier eventually. The ones and zeros makes you want.

[Frank]

To come up with a hook and then say, put a.

[Piss Ball Pete]

Sure.

[Frank]

Make a song.

[John Holmberg]

Well, nothing's stopping you. Yeah, you got a cool phrase. Like, every once in a while you say something like, oh, that was a good one there. You know, like last Friday when I came up with white women saying that they feel white powerful when they help people of color. And that was very funny. Like the line. I'm like, that's a good line.

[Piss Ball Pete]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

That would be a song. But could write a whole. I've written, like, TV shows with friends goofing around. Like, my buddy Colin and I. Let's do it an AI TV show and give it this prompt and it'll come back with, like 12 episodes. Like, it wrote the whole. It has a story arc. We can't do that. You know much time and energy it takes for a story arc to happen in your brain, and you're like, here's what I want to happen and here's how I think it'll end. It'll write and add characters like, hey, you gotta have a secondary here. It's like, jesus, nine o'. Clock. The word is soul. Oh, yeah. Souls. Nine o', clock. Souls. S O U L S. That is the word you put in to the app. [e-mail] also, we have to stop doing this kind of stuff. And this is why I like AI more than people. Hey, everybody, quick note. Get over the Bad Bunny thing, especially if you're in politics. There's a guy from Tennessee who's a representative, and he's calling for a congressional investigation in FCC action against NFL NBC and all the broadcast rights of the Bad Bunny thing. Because it was pure smut. I watched it twice.

[Ethan]

I didn't see any smut.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, unless you got hard over those hot Latina asses, and that's on you. Yeah, Yeah, I didn't think it was dirty.

[Frank]

Did you know he was grabbing his crotch?

[John Holmberg]

Well, he said he demands an energy or he's in charge of the House Energy and Commerce Committee. And he said they got to investigate this performance. It contained explicit displays of gay sex acts Like, I think you were looking for that. I didn't see. That was.

[Ethan]

I watched. I watched Kendrick's after. After saying, I went back and I'm like, I want to compare in the two. There's a lot of the same stuff. Kendrick's.

[John Holmberg]

What is an explicit. Like, to me, an explicit gay sex act is penetration of mouth or bottom. Yeah, right. Two dudes. Time out, time out, time out. Two dudes rubbing into each other. Was the entire super bowl fair point. Tapping each other on the butt, you know, so if Bad Bunny had clothes on and he's rubbing into another fella, that's what we just got done watching a half of, and we're planning on watching another half of it and piles of men. So if you thought the Bad Bunny thing was so gay, it was explicit. You're gay. Like, you're thinking gay thoughts.

[Frank]

I didn't see the grass, the tall grass doing anything either.

[John Holmberg]

No, I didn't reach around, but I didn't see any. Anything that made me go, whoa, that's an explicit homosexual act. Unless I was gay and looking for that.

[Frank]

It's your typical, you know, hip thrusting, crotch grabbing, which is pretty standard.

[John Holmberg]

Is that gay? Because I see a lot of that during the game, too. I see a lot of dudes during the game.

[Frank]

Man on man action. But maybe. Or woman on woman.

[Brett Vesely]

Something. If it was something that he said in Spanish, none of us understood. But if he's just talking about the visuals.

[John Holmberg]

Well, he called it explicit displays of gay sexual acts. Inappropriate, provocative dancing, unsafe for television. You're gay, if that's what you saw. There's not once that I think, well, those dudes are really getting it on. I know there's some. Look, I'm watching dancers at a halftime show. It's gay already.

[Frank]

Does that bother him now? Even if they're not dancing that they're gay, they shouldn't be on tv.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I mean, I'm sure the congressman probably. Probably on that page.

[Ethan]

Tennessee.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

But it's like going to Broadway, going gay. Yeah, it's gay. You're watching dudes dance. That's gay to start with. Anytime I watch a dude start dancing by himself, I'm like, that guy's being gay.

[Frank]

But if people see that, they'll convert.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I don't know what they'll think. Kids can't watch that. He says it's all the criticism. Have Bad Bunny. And they know that it was going to be the woke bull. You're gonna push the gay on us? I don't know. All I All it did to me was make me think about Latin butts. There's a lot of hot, big, fat. I believe they called them tortas. We learned that yesterday. Sick Mexican girls, Puerto Rican girls, they got thick Latina butts. I was looking at that. So straight guys noticed all the hot asses. This dude noticed all the gay stuff. So guess what, Tennessee, you're gay.

[Ethan]

Is he also going to investigate the Olympics? Because I watched some ice dancing yesterday.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God, look. I feel gay watching it. Those dudes are gay. That little Japanese dude.

[Frank]

Amazing. That ice stays frozen. So flaming.

[John Holmberg]

There's a lot of homosexuality. And you know what? God damn it. Good. They're great at that thing. The one dude we've got, the blonde, the quad God, they call him.

[Frank]

Did the back flip.

[Ethan]

Ilya.

[John Holmberg]

I am a little disturbed at his pants because I saw Corona. He's skating out there, spinning around those brown pants he had on. I'm like, that dude's dick is out. And I'm like, all right, this better be pretty good. I don't know what quad God means, but he better impress me. Did a backflip. I'm like, I don't care that I saw his dick. That was amazing. Good for you. Gay, I said. And then I got up and I ate meat.

[Piss Ball Pete]

Tubes.

[John Holmberg]

Tubes of it. Just swallowed it whole. I don't know if that was influenced by all the gay that I was watching, but it's gay. And then I watched a little of the couples ice dancing last night. And any wipeouts? Didn't see any wipeouts. But the American team was like, kind of a hot sort of Asian girl. And her partner was homosexual, clearly. Because he's an ice skater. Because he's an ice skater. Yeah. If you choose the dancing over hockey, you choose men, and that's okay. But there aren't any straight. All of them have dabbled. I think you have to take pipe to be good at it. Like, you can't do a salchow or a quad axel without at least once having a eaten D. I think that just. That's a prerequisite. And then you don't. And that's why nobody believes that he did rivalry show. Those dudes wouldn't have been hockey players, they'd have been dance.

[Frank]

But maybe that'll be next season. God bless the skates for hockey.

[Piss Ball Pete]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

And they start ice dancing as a couple and they win the first homosexual.

[Piss Ball Pete]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

It's like Blades of Glory. It's God bless them, though, because I don't think straight dudes can do what they do out there on the island, that is some precision. It's a combination that can't be matched. Loads of man on man ass play and a pair of figure skates. You're gonna win a medal. And Andy Ogles can't watch Bad Bunny without getting dirty thoughts about men. I didn't see that. I just saw some hot Latina broads and Ricky Martin. Ricky Martin, by the way, looks great. Yeah, he's like, what, 85, 90 years old? He looks phenomenal. In fact. You want to talk about gay? I watched the halftime show again yesterday to say maybe I gave it, you know, maybe it just. Maybe it was my mood watching it. The exact same feeling. At the end, I'm like, ah, it's a foreign language film. I can. Good for them. But at the end of watching, I'm like, God damn, Ricky Martin. And I started to google what face creams Ricky Martin uses, because I like that stuff now. And how much did you buy? I didn't buy anything yet, but I did find a couple of things that he's endorsed and what kind of facial.

[Brett Vesely]

Cream you think he's using.

[John Holmberg]

That's Ricky Martin.

[Brett Vesely]

That's.

[John Holmberg]

That's. That's a good point, Brett. You know, you know what? That, that was lost on me until just now. I.

[Frank]

You're gonna have a collection.

[John Holmberg]

You're gonna have baskets. Just the only question I now, well, I'm not product. I'm not against. Oh, I've already got drawers full.

[Piss Ball Pete]

I just.

[John Holmberg]

I pick and choose which ones I like most. Currently, again, the Ellen DeGeneres product seems to be working the best. However, Brett brings up an interesting point that now that I'm into my facial creams and the way Ricky Martin uses his is, does it have to be someone else's? Is the question, can I use my own?

[Brett Vesely]

Hey, save some money.

[Ethan]

Certain kind of peptide.

[John Holmberg]

Can I use my own? Because my stomach is wrinkle free, no wrinkles. I have nothing. There's no, I don't know, Pringle belly. You put bread out of conversation on that clean tummy. And that's from years and years of product. So I wonder if I just did a little snow scoop with my hand. Yeah. And gave myself the Ricky Martin I call it because Brett brought this to my attention. I wonder if my own. If I come in here in my skin, like, super. And you guys like, geez, John looks young, I guarantee you.

[Ethan]

Silky.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. But I have to wonder if your own batch works or if it's the Ricky Martin thing where you need your boyfriend.

[Frank]

You need Ricky's.

[John Holmberg]

I'd take Ricky's if it works. I'm just saying I wonder. It has to be another guy's. Like your own doesn't have any. Like it's already in there. So it doesn't. You need the properties of another. Anyway, I'm not gonna find that out. But Ricky's face looked good. And I looked up. But Brett's right. I didn't. That was as I searched Ricky Martin face creams that didn't come up. And in my brain I didn't. But you're right. We know what he's doing. Never mind. Rhett kind of wrecked that for me.

[Brett Vesely]

Sorry.

[Piss Ball Pete]

Sorry.

[Brett Vesely]

Sick enough for you, kid?

[John Holmberg]

I'm gonna go home and watch that thing again and look for Gay now. I didn't see him outside of Ricky Martin. Let's get ourselves ready for the hot releases. They're coming up next.

[Piss Ball Pete]

Hey, it's not weird.

[John Holmberg]

It's pretty cool, actually.

[Ethan]

No membership fee.

[John Holmberg]

I have heard enough of this.