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Brett Vesely
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John Holmberg
Combat's morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. Nine o', clock, I'll give you another word. And that word you still got five minutes with ambient, but at 9 o', clock, it turns into Souls, My marker. Souls is the next one. There's a picture of Brady holding his honey jar. We're having too much fun with AI now. AI's coming for you. So those commercials during the super bowl, it got that way weird. We'll get into the thing with. Let's do it right now. How about this? You asked for it. We gave it to you. The Piss Ball Pete song, which was a smash hit. 19 second song for 17. Oh, wow. It was even shorter than I thought. 17 second song for a Palladio this year. Sounded a little something like this and became an instant classic.
Piss Ball Pete
Me tell you a story. A man named Piss Ball Pet, his dick so small he pissed on his ball hollow.
John Holmberg
All right, so that was the original version.
Ethan
Right. So the first thing I did with Suno is I just put the song in and it extended it. That instrumental version. The third one there.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Ethan
This is the first thing it. It spit back. It was in a little extended version.
John Holmberg
It came back. Just an instrumental.
Ethan
Yep.
John Holmberg
So Suno, we said, plug it in, do what you want with this. And AI brought back Pistol Pet.
Piss Ball Pete
Hey.
John Holmberg
The guitar is doing the lead. I like it. All right. It's like a theme song to King of the Hill.
Ethan
Now then the. The other version it did. The second one is the version one there. The. The first one left.
John Holmberg
Okay.
Ethan
And this is. I didn't tell it to do anything else.
John Holmberg
Just go Crazy with this. Suno AI did this to the piss ball pizza. I just want it to be so fast.
Ethan
It gets to the lyrics a little bit later in.
John Holmberg
It's like Bad Bunny. I like it, but I don't know what he's saying. Like, I'm also Dropkick Murphy's or something, though. It's clever.
Ethan
All right, the middle version there, I typed out the lyrics, which are two sentences.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Ethan
And I said, be creative. Along these same lines.
Piss Ball Pete
Ok. Let me spin the tail of Pistol Pete Whose trousers always cling to his feet With a flatter so full and a tricky feet his aim was off and his pride to neat people laugh and dance in the moonlight with gleaming shoes and spirits bright but when we call it finding shoes so don't wanna.
John Holmberg
This is ridiculous.
Ethan
10 minutes.
Piss Ball Pete
A legend in town Though not by intent Pistol Pete's aim was slightly bent. A curious case with no retreat forever trench from head to defeat get out of here.
John Holmberg
That's all from this. Hold on. That's all from me.
Piss Ball Pete
Tell you a story. A madman piece bumped his neck so small he pissed on his.
John Holmberg
And it made a whole thing about his glistening feet I didn't. Wow.
Ethan
I can go back in and correct the time signature. I can go back in and make it. The lyrics less frenetic.
John Holmberg
Yeah, yeah, you can. And again, like, you can give it.
Ethan
One sentence and it'll complete the whole thing.
John Holmberg
You can pull the stems too. You can pull each instrument out on track one after the next. And it's clean. It doesn't have the bass overlapping. It's not even in the background. It's each stem. Like you recorded each thing in a regular recording room where each one's on its own track. It is unbelievable. Just based off of that little 17 second song. It made three Dropkick Murphy songs that have all the Dropkick Murphy songs.
Frank
Those songs yourself. I mean, because like a guy puts together an album, I know a couple.
Ethan
People, when you do create, asks if you own the track. And so, I mean, we. We went ahead and did it because I lied. But then when you complete, when you have it mixed down and you go to download it, it asks you if you need rights to it. And it'll walk you through that part or it asks you if you want to download it anyway.
John Holmberg
That's pretty awesome. All right.
Ethan
But yeah, Dan dar's next. The 1968 or whatever.
John Holmberg
Oh, 1970. Let's have some fun. Make this one about a guy roller skating for the.
Ethan
Now just use the clip. I won't Use the full song. Yeah.
Piss Ball Pete
Perfect.
Frank
Crazy Nuts into an opera.
John Holmberg
Yeah. We could do them all. We could do the playo opera clips of all of them. Make a big opera out of all of it. It's insane.
Ethan
It is. And now you see where what's her name did so well with. With fire and freedom. She had the voice, she uploaded the song and. And the. The AI tool helped her create a great song.
John Holmberg
Yeah. I talked to a girl who does a YouTube channel of relaxing songs, and I asked her, I said, why'd you do all the instruments on this? She goes, no, I came up with the idea. And then I put in an AI generator. It's awesome. It's like really good, like ambient sound. It's really neat. But she. So when you let AI fix it.
Frank
You can reg or basically trademark it.
John Holmberg
Or if it's yours, get it.
Ethan
Right. I mean, we'd have a fight with the guys in Piss Ball Pete. Yeah, yeah.
John Holmberg
If we started making money.
Ethan
Right.
Piss Ball Pete
Neat.
John Holmberg
That thing's just flat interesting to me. And again, I absolutely embrace the Overlord.
Ethan
But like you said, and I texted you one, that's the worst it will ever be.
John Holmberg
Yeah. Tomorrow it will be better.
Brett Vesely
Every day.
John Holmberg
You hear AI is the worst version it will ever be going forward, it's not going to take a dip tomorrow. Tomorrow it gets better. The day after that, it gets better every day. The technology of AI is the worst it will ever be going forward. Think of that. Tomorrow whatever we just did will seem silly because it's got new stuff that it just taught itself to be a year from now.
Frank
But I wonder if it'll get to the point where it's better for AI to AI and it loses us on the human side of it.
John Holmberg
It already has music.
Frank
I'm just saying, like, oh, we don't like. We don't like that style now. This is better for you're AI community.
Ethan
Check the difference. Like, if we put that. If that Piss Ball Pete came in for Palladio.
Frank
Yeah.
Ethan
We'd be all over.
John Holmberg
Yeah. Also, it writes on its own without prompt.
Frank
That's what I'm saying.
John Holmberg
It already is 50,000 songs a day. And I don't know, that probably has grown since we found that it advance.
Frank
Itself so much where all of a sudden it loses our interest.
John Holmberg
What do you mean? Oh, it just starts writing for. I don't understand.
Frank
The AI is to a different level.
John Holmberg
It's too. It's beyond us.
Frank
Yeah. It goes to the next level, whatever that would be.
Ethan
I can't envision what the scenario you're talking about where we are able to.
John Holmberg
Just keep inventing its own things until we don't get it.
Frank
Sounds that we aren't familiar with.
Piss Ball Pete
Neat.
Ethan
But in that case, you'd think we'd be more interested.
John Holmberg
All I know is we're going to lose to it.
Ethan
What? Marty say the ones and zeros.
John Holmberg
The ones and zeros are coming to kill us.
Piss Ball Pete
Yep.
John Holmberg
And it isn't about us dying. It's about becoming subservient to it, which has already kind of happened.
Ethan
Man.
John Holmberg
It's neat. And again, this is the fun time. We're in the honeymoon when it starts getting serious about the relationship. It's going to start doing stuff like, oh, all right, we learned that. Didn't we all learn that from war games? It was fun. It wanted to play chess. Seems like you want to play global thermal nuclear war. Yes, I do. And then you find out, oh, the Whopper and I are playing. And this is. AI decided to communicate with the real deal, and now I've started a war. Don't worry about it.
Ethan
A lot of texters saying, you guys are gonna have to come up with some AI rules for Palladio. Well, the biggest rule, like Brett said, is you gotta play live.
John Holmberg
Yeah. You gotta just get it to the.
Frank
Point where, say, produce a song.
John Holmberg
Yeah. Produce a song and then play it live.
Frank
Yeah.
John Holmberg
I don't care if it's fake so long as you pull it off, man. Incredible. I'm still convinced Tyler Sheridan is AI. Like, that's all he uses.
Brett Vesely
Well, think about that Marilyn Manson song we found.
John Holmberg
Amazing.
Frank
I even asked guys, why would they put it under Marilyn Manson?
John Holmberg
Because it's Marilyn Manson. It's clearly him.
Frank
Oh, they're using his.
John Holmberg
Yeah. And I mean, yeah. I mean, I told Larry, I'm like, we adding that Marilyn Manson thing. He goes, I don't even know what is allowed. I'm like, it's a smash hit. It makes our station better. And he goes, I don't know how to do it. Like, I don't know how to add that and put it in, like, a test or just impossible to be part of it.
Frank
He's out of the office. Let's play it.
John Holmberg
Oh, we can do it anytime we want. We can. But I mean, if he wanted to put it in the rotation and we can always claim goof and whatever, get a cease and desist. But if he added it in, he's got to report it to the. To the, you know, the R and.
Ethan
R and times we played it is already reported. And they're like, who is this guy?
John Holmberg
Cab's got to figure out what to do. And I can't start doing that a lot. I love it. Visit Homburg's morning sickness online@98kupd.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness. I like that it's disrupting everything. And I also like convenience. And that's going to make things easier eventually. The ones and zeros makes you want.
Frank
To come up with a hook and then say, put a.
Piss Ball Pete
Sure.
Frank
Make a song.
John Holmberg
Well, nothing's stopping you. Yeah, you got a cool phrase. Like, every once in a while you say something like, oh, that was a good one there. You know, like last Friday when I came up with white women saying that they feel white powerful when they help people of color. And that was very funny. Like the line. I'm like, that's a good line.
Piss Ball Pete
I don't know.
John Holmberg
That would be a song. But could write a whole. I've written, like, TV shows with friends goofing around. Like, my buddy Colin and I. Let's do it an AI TV show and give it this prompt and it'll come back with, like 12 episodes. Like, it wrote the whole. It has a story arc. We can't do that. You know much time and energy it takes for a story arc to happen in your brain, and you're like, here's what I want to happen and here's how I think it'll end. It'll write and add characters like, hey, you gotta have a secondary here. It's like, jesus, nine o'. Clock. The word is soul. Oh, yeah. Souls. Nine o', clock. Souls. S O U L S. That is the word you put in to the app. And@98kupd.com also, we have to stop doing this kind of stuff. And this is why I like AI more than people. Hey, everybody, quick note. Get over the Bad Bunny thing, especially if you're in politics. There's a guy from Tennessee who's a representative, and he's calling for a congressional investigation in FCC action against NFL NBC and all the broadcast rights of the Bad Bunny thing. Because it was pure smut. I watched it twice.
Ethan
I didn't see any smut.
John Holmberg
I mean, unless you got hard over those hot Latina asses, and that's on you. Yeah, Yeah, I didn't think it was dirty.
Frank
Did you know he was grabbing his crotch?
John Holmberg
Well, he said he demands an energy or he's in charge of the House Energy and Commerce Committee. And he said they got to investigate this performance. It contained explicit displays of gay sex acts Like, I think you were looking for that. I didn't see. That was.
Ethan
I watched. I watched Kendrick's after. After saying, I went back and I'm like, I want to compare in the two. There's a lot of the same stuff. Kendrick's.
John Holmberg
What is an explicit. Like, to me, an explicit gay sex act is penetration of mouth or bottom. Yeah, right. Two dudes. Time out, time out, time out. Two dudes rubbing into each other. Was the entire super bowl fair point. Tapping each other on the butt, you know, so if Bad Bunny had clothes on and he's rubbing into another fella, that's what we just got done watching a half of, and we're planning on watching another half of it and piles of men. So if you thought the Bad Bunny thing was so gay, it was explicit. You're gay. Like, you're thinking gay thoughts.
Frank
I didn't see the grass, the tall grass doing anything either.
John Holmberg
No, I didn't reach around, but I didn't see any. Anything that made me go, whoa, that's an explicit homosexual act. Unless I was gay and looking for that.
Frank
It's your typical, you know, hip thrusting, crotch grabbing, which is pretty standard.
John Holmberg
Is that gay? Because I see a lot of that during the game, too. I see a lot of dudes during the game.
Frank
Man on man action. But maybe. Or woman on woman.
Brett Vesely
Something. If it was something that he said in Spanish, none of us understood. But if he's just talking about the visuals.
John Holmberg
Well, he called it explicit displays of gay sexual acts. Inappropriate, provocative dancing, unsafe for television. You're gay, if that's what you saw. There's not once that I think, well, those dudes are really getting it on. I know there's some. Look, I'm watching dancers at a halftime show. It's gay already.
Frank
Does that bother him now? Even if they're not dancing that they're gay, they shouldn't be on tv.
John Holmberg
Well, I mean, I'm sure the congressman probably. Probably on that page.
Ethan
Tennessee.
Frank
Yeah.
John Holmberg
But it's like going to Broadway, going gay. Yeah, it's gay. You're watching dudes dance. That's gay to start with. Anytime I watch a dude start dancing by himself, I'm like, that guy's being gay.
Frank
But if people see that, they'll convert.
John Holmberg
Yeah, I don't know what they'll think. Kids can't watch that. He says it's all the criticism. Have Bad Bunny. And they know that it was going to be the woke bull. You're gonna push the gay on us? I don't know. All I All it did to me was make me think about Latin butts. There's a lot of hot, big, fat. I believe they called them tortas. We learned that yesterday. Sick Mexican girls, Puerto Rican girls, they got thick Latina butts. I was looking at that. So straight guys noticed all the hot asses. This dude noticed all the gay stuff. So guess what, Tennessee, you're gay.
Ethan
Is he also going to investigate the Olympics? Because I watched some ice dancing yesterday.
John Holmberg
Oh, my God, look. I feel gay watching it. Those dudes are gay. That little Japanese dude.
Frank
Amazing. That ice stays frozen. So flaming.
John Holmberg
There's a lot of homosexuality. And you know what? God damn it. Good. They're great at that thing. The one dude we've got, the blonde, the quad God, they call him.
Frank
Did the back flip.
Ethan
Ilya.
John Holmberg
I am a little disturbed at his pants because I saw Corona. He's skating out there, spinning around those brown pants he had on. I'm like, that dude's dick is out. And I'm like, all right, this better be pretty good. I don't know what quad God means, but he better impress me. Did a backflip. I'm like, I don't care that I saw his dick. That was amazing. Good for you. Gay, I said. And then I got up and I ate meat.
Piss Ball Pete
Tubes.
John Holmberg
Tubes of it. Just swallowed it whole. I don't know if that was influenced by all the gay that I was watching, but it's gay. And then I watched a little of the couples ice dancing last night. And any wipeouts? Didn't see any wipeouts. But the American team was like, kind of a hot sort of Asian girl. And her partner was homosexual, clearly. Because he's an ice skater. Because he's an ice skater. Yeah. If you choose the dancing over hockey, you choose men, and that's okay. But there aren't any straight. All of them have dabbled. I think you have to take pipe to be good at it. Like, you can't do a salchow or a quad axel without at least once having a eaten D. I think that just. That's a prerequisite. And then you don't. And that's why nobody believes that he did rivalry show. Those dudes wouldn't have been hockey players, they'd have been dance.
Frank
But maybe that'll be next season. God bless the skates for hockey.
Piss Ball Pete
Yep.
John Holmberg
And they start ice dancing as a couple and they win the first homosexual.
Piss Ball Pete
Yeah.
John Holmberg
It's like Blades of Glory. It's God bless them, though, because I don't think straight dudes can do what they do out there on the island, that is some precision. It's a combination that can't be matched. Loads of man on man ass play and a pair of figure skates. You're gonna win a medal. And Andy Ogles can't watch Bad Bunny without getting dirty thoughts about men. I didn't see that. I just saw some hot Latina broads and Ricky Martin. Ricky Martin, by the way, looks great. Yeah, he's like, what, 85, 90 years old? He looks phenomenal. In fact. You want to talk about gay? I watched the halftime show again yesterday to say maybe I gave it, you know, maybe it just. Maybe it was my mood watching it. The exact same feeling. At the end, I'm like, ah, it's a foreign language film. I can. Good for them. But at the end of watching, I'm like, God damn, Ricky Martin. And I started to google what face creams Ricky Martin uses, because I like that stuff now. And how much did you buy? I didn't buy anything yet, but I did find a couple of things that he's endorsed and what kind of facial.
Brett Vesely
Cream you think he's using.
John Holmberg
That's Ricky Martin.
Brett Vesely
That's.
John Holmberg
That's. That's a good point, Brett. You know, you know what? That, that was lost on me until just now. I.
Frank
You're gonna have a collection.
John Holmberg
You're gonna have baskets. Just the only question I now, well, I'm not product. I'm not against. Oh, I've already got drawers full.
Piss Ball Pete
I just.
John Holmberg
I pick and choose which ones I like most. Currently, again, the Ellen DeGeneres product seems to be working the best. However, Brett brings up an interesting point that now that I'm into my facial creams and the way Ricky Martin uses his is, does it have to be someone else's? Is the question, can I use my own?
Brett Vesely
Hey, save some money.
Ethan
Certain kind of peptide.
John Holmberg
Can I use my own? Because my stomach is wrinkle free, no wrinkles. I have nothing. There's no, I don't know, Pringle belly. You put bread out of conversation on that clean tummy. And that's from years and years of product. So I wonder if I just did a little snow scoop with my hand. Yeah. And gave myself the Ricky Martin I call it because Brett brought this to my attention. I wonder if my own. If I come in here in my skin, like, super. And you guys like, geez, John looks young, I guarantee you.
Ethan
Silky.
John Holmberg
Yeah. But I have to wonder if your own batch works or if it's the Ricky Martin thing where you need your boyfriend.
Frank
You need Ricky's.
John Holmberg
I'd take Ricky's if it works. I'm just saying I wonder. It has to be another guy's. Like your own doesn't have any. Like it's already in there. So it doesn't. You need the properties of another. Anyway, I'm not gonna find that out. But Ricky's face looked good. And I looked up. But Brett's right. I didn't. That was as I searched Ricky Martin face creams that didn't come up. And in my brain I didn't. But you're right. We know what he's doing. Never mind. Rhett kind of wrecked that for me.
Brett Vesely
Sorry.
Piss Ball Pete
Sorry.
Brett Vesely
Sick enough for you, kid?
John Holmberg
I'm gonna go home and watch that thing again and look for Gay now. I didn't see him outside of Ricky Martin. Let's get ourselves ready for the hot releases. They're coming up next.
Piss Ball Pete
Hey, it's not weird.
John Holmberg
It's pretty cool, actually.
Ethan
No membership fee.
John Holmberg
I have heard enough of this.
Episode Title: We Asked AI To Do A New Version Of Piss Ball Pete w/Lyrics And More Song – Tenn Congressman Calling For Investigation Into Bad Bunny's Super Bowl Show
Date: February 10, 2026
Host: John Holmberg (plus Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo, and guests)
Podcast: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio
This episode dives deep into two major themes:
The crew’s irreverent tone, signature banter, and willingness to skewer both technology and political pearl-clutching keep the episode brisk, funny, and quintessentially HMS.
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This episode is a high-energy tour through the belly laughs and big questions of AI’s impact on creativity, the absurdity of cultural pearl-clutching around live performances, and the inimitable banter that defines Holmberg’s Morning Sickness.
From Piss Ball Pete’s AI-overhaul to the spectacle of the Super Bowl, John and his co-hosts offer biting humor, unexpected insights, and a relentless sendup of both technology and taboos.