Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (02-11-25)

Episode Title:
"Remembering The Win You Feel When An Ex Ends Up Doing Worse After You - Dominoes To Make A Pepperoni Perfume - Emailer Seeks To Make Amends w/John After Trying To Take Him Down Last Year Over Gilbert Goons Comments"
Release Date: February 11, 2025
Host/Authors: Brett, Brady Bogen, Rich, and Dick Toledo
Podcast: Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD

1. Triumphs in Breakups: The "Win" Feeling

The episode opens with Brett sharing his perspective on breakups, emphasizing the satisfaction of seeing an ex-partner struggle post-separation.

• Brett ([00:58]):
  "I feel like a real winner because this person's life went right into the crapper after he started messing around with me."

• Discussion Highlights:

  • Brett recounts how his ex-wife moved into an $85,000 condo in Tucson alone, which he perceives as her downfall post-breakup.
  • Rich and Brady join the conversation, sharing their own experiences of feeling victorious after ending relationships where their exes didn't fare well subsequently.
  • The hosts humorously debate the reasons behind their exes' misfortunes, often mocking the circumstances that led to their perceived victories.

• Notable Quotes:

  • Brady ([02:06]): "They're all wins to me."
  • Brett ([05:15]): "Have you ever actually won one? Yeah, I'd say because I've lost one."

2. The Curious Case of Domino's Pepperoni Perfume

Transitioning from personal tales, the hosts delve into a quirky topic: Domino's introduction of a pepperoni-scented perfume.

• Brett ([25:43]):
  "Domino's is now doing something... this year they're launching pepperoni perfume. America has spoken."

• Discussion Highlights:

  • The hosts mock the absurdity of a food chain venturing into the fragrance industry, imagining humorous scenarios where women would use the scent to attract men.
  • Brady expresses disappointment that such an unconventional product exists only in the UK, adding to the comedic narrative.

• Notable Quotes:

  • Brett ([26:37]): "A woman that smells like a sausage. There's nothing better, nothing quite as good."

3. Apology from an Emailer: Mocking Redemption

A significant portion of the episode revolves around an email Brett received from a listener attempting to apologize for previous derogatory remarks made against him.

• Email Excerpt Read by Brett ([30:31]):
  "I realized I was fairly reactionary and maybe doing and saying things I should not have... I am emailing to apologize..."

• Hosts' Reactions:

  • The team ridicules the emailer's sincerity, labeling him as "poor man's Howard Stern" and questioning his motives.
  • Brett and Rich engage in a back-and-forth mocking dialogue, expressing disbelief and amusement over the emailer's failed attempt at reconciliation.
  • They discuss the emailer's past attempts to harm their reputations and businesses, portraying him as a perpetually antagonistic figure struggling with alcoholism.

• Notable Quotes:

  • Brett ([32:59]): "I just looked at the sender of that email. What a drunk loser."
  • Rich ([43:25]): "I don't have anything to do with it."

4. Local News Snippets: Super Bowl and Philadelphia Chaos

The discussion shifts to current events, highlighting impressive Super Bowl viewership and unsettling incidents in Philadelphia.

• Super Bowl Discussion ([18:20]):

  • Brett: "It's the most viewed television event in history. That's incredible."
  • They compare the Super Bowl's viewership to historical milestones like the moon landing, emphasizing its cultural significance.

• Philadelphia Events ([19:02]):

  • The hosts describe chaotic behavior witnessed in Philadelphia, including vandalism and public disturbances.
  • Brett: "There was a gaggle of people pulling down street lights and laughing and having... kicking them out like they."

• Notable Quotes:

  • Brady ([19:48]): "Nothing but class."
  • Brett ([20:15]): "She was having sex with the bagel guy... it ruined my lunch."

5. Ongoing Personal Jabs and Community Narratives

Throughout the episode, the hosts continuously interject personal jabs, creating a lively and often confrontational atmosphere.

• Brett's Banter:

  • Consistently targets the emailer, referring to him with derogatory nicknames and lamenting his personal failures.
  • Brett ([23:00]): "She was already halved him. Yeah. And he still has the cave and..."
  • Mockingly celebrates others' misfortunes, such as ex-spouses' downward spirals.

• Rich and Dick's Contributions:

  • Rich: Shares anecdotal stories, often aligning with Brett's sentiments, adding depth to the themes of personal victories over exes.
  • Dick Toledo: Occasionally interjects with supporting jokes and adds to the mockery, enhancing the comedic tone.

• Notable Quotes:

  • Brett ([24:12]): "You are not even in close games... We're the champion."
  • Dick Toledo ([24:18]): "You don't have any mug shots."

6. Community and Listener Engagement

The hosts engage with listeners by reading emails and responding in real-time, fostering a sense of community interaction.

• Listener Emails and Comments:

  • Brett reads and reacts to listener-submitted content, including humorous and offbeat stories.
  • Listener Story ([15:09]): A humorous account of a mother wearing Depends, disrupting a family lunch.

• Notable Quotes:

  • Brett ([15:09]): "When your mom says that, she might as well lean in. Whisper in your ear, I don't have any panties on."

7. Promotional Segments and Advertisements

Although the initial instruction was to skip advertisements, the transcript includes promotional content interspersed within conversations.

• Promotion Example ([50:08]):
  • Brady: "Wake Up Song brought to you by Action Ride Shop..."
  • Details about local bike shops and grand openings are shared, blending seamlessly with the show's content.

8. Closing Remarks and Future Teasers

As the episode nears its end, the hosts wrap up ongoing debates and tease future segments, maintaining the show's dynamic and irreverent tone.

• Final Interactions ([54:33]):

  • Brett summarizes the day's discussions, reiterating their triumph over the adversarial emailer.
  • Brett: "You're a dick, you'll be treated like a dick."

• Notable Quotes:

  • Brett ([55:21]): "I want to celebrate. How would he celebrate?"
  • Brady ([57:20]): "What a day. Sorry."

Key Takeaways:

• Humorous Take on Personal Gains: The hosts explore the satisfying narrative of seeing an ex-partner falter post-breakup, blending personal anecdotes with humor.

• Satirical Commentary: Through topics like Domino's pepperoni perfume, the show satirizes corporate marketing strategies and societal norms.

• Mocking Redemption Attempts: The episode prominently features the hosts' ridicule of an emailer's failed attempt at making amends, highlighting the show's unapologetic and confrontational style.

• Community Interaction: Engaging with listeners through email readings and discussions fosters a participatory atmosphere, despite the often contentious dialogue.

• Local Relevance: By discussing local events and promotions, the show maintains a strong connection with its Arizona audience, ensuring content remains relevant and relatable.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Brett ([00:57]): "Old habits die hard."

• Brett ([05:15]): "Have you ever actually won one? Yeah, I'd say because I've lost one."

• Brett ([25:43]): "Domino's is now doing something... this year they're launching pepperoni perfume. America has spoken."

• Brett ([32:59]): "I just looked at the sender of that email. What a drunk loser."

• Brett ([55:21]): "I want to celebrate. How would he celebrate?"

• Brady ([19:48]): "Nothing but class."

• Rich ([43:25]): "I don't have anything to do with it."

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully intertwines personal storytelling with humorous commentary, creating an engaging and entertaining experience for its listeners. The hosts' candid discussions, combined with their sharp wit and interactive segments, ensure that both regular listeners and newcomers find value and amusement in their dynamic exchanges.