02-11-26 - Entertainment Drill - WED - Sarah Reveals She Has A Sugar Daddy As We Send Her To Larry's Office

Summary

Podcast Summary

Podcast: Holmberg's Morning Sickness (98KUPD | Hubbard Radio)
Episode: 02-11-26 - Entertainment Drill - WED - Sarah Reveals She Has A Sugar Daddy As We Send Her To Larry's Office
Date: February 11, 2026
Host(s): John Holmberg (A), Brady Bogen (D), Bret Vesely (B), Dick Toledo (E)
Guest(s): Sarah

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Overview

This episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness takes a wild and comedic turn when guest Sarah candidly admits she’s had a “sugar daddy," prompting a mix of shock, disbelief, and raucous riffing from the show’s hosts. The conversation alternates between digging into Sarah’s unorthodox financial arrangements, ribbing each other, and speculating about poor Edward, an awkward suitor, while the usual entertainment news nearly becomes an afterthought. The show maintains its signature irreverent banter, toeing the line between fun, disbelief, and mockery.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Sarah’s Sugar Daddy Revelation (01:20 – 05:16)

• Sarah’s Situation:
  • Sarah lives with her parents again after her last place was sold—she says it's temporary while she saves money.
  • Off-air, she mentioned having a sugar daddy, prompting the hosts to ask for more details.
  • Quote @01:45 (Sarah): “In the meantime, I had a sugar daddy.”
  • Her mother is described as a “snooper” who found out about the sugar daddy by checking Sarah's phone.
    • Quote @01:58 (Sarah): “Oh yeah. It didn’t go well at all. No, no, no.”
  • The sugar daddy was paying her $4,000 a month.
    • Quote @02:08 (Sarah): “Four grand a month.”
    • She says, “I cut them off. That’s why I’m here.”
• Hosts' Reaction:
  • The revelation stuns and amuses the hosts, who joke about the legality and morality.
    • Holmberg @02:12: “I'm doing a shot to that right now.”
  • There’s a joking debate about whether using protection “counts” (mock-legal logic) and if that alters the nature of the arrangement.
    • Quote @02:23 (Holmberg, paraphrased): “If you wear a condom, it doesn’t count. That holds up in court. ...This is not prostitution. He had a condom on.”

Teasing Edward & Sarah (02:25 – 04:16)

• The hosts poke fun at Edward, her awkward suitor, suggesting he’s “out of his league” and playfully suggesting she might be convinced by cash.
• Jokes circulate about “pooling money” and legal waivers for the studio’s safety.
  • Toledo @03:42: “We’ve been contacted by our legal department… releases us of all liability.”
  • Holmberg @04:16: “She is the greatest terrible logic I’ve ever heard in my existence… Sarah’s a special lady.”

Sugar Daddy Tally & History (05:17 – 06:12)

• The crew tries to figure out if Sarah has had multiple sugar daddies.
  • Toledo guesses five, Holmberg ten, Sarah says “three.”
  • Quote @05:46 (Holmberg & Sarah):
    • Holmberg: “That wasn’t your first sugar daddy, right?”
    • Sarah: “Yeah…”

Larry’s Office & Ongoing Hijinks (06:10 – 08:43)

• The hosts send Sarah to “Larry’s office,” speculating on workplace romances and the chaos Sarah could cause.
  • Quote @08:11 (Holmberg): “Guys, we’re gonna have to get wedding gifts because that is—Larry’s gonna marry that little lady.”
  • They joke about possible interfaith conversion if she stays with Larry, referencing religion for comedic effect.
  • The crew debates whether Sarah is “crazy” or “a blast,” ultimately deciding she’s both.

Entertainment Drill & Random Banter (09:43 – 15:24)

• The actual "Entertainment Drill" segment is crammed with typical banter layered with callbacks to the Sarah saga.
• Highlights:
  • Friday the 13th movies returning to theaters, with host recommendations for date ideas.
  • Sean Connery was offered Hannibal Lecter but turned it down—banter ensues about how it would change Silence of the Lambs.
  • Discussion of the upcoming Michael Jackson biopic and an extended bit with fake impressions of Prince Jackson.
  • Dave Draiman from Disturbed is praised for suggesting concerts unite people instead of dividing by genre or politics.
    • Quote @14:25 (Holmberg on Draiman): “We gotta quit using everything to divide. I like Dave Draiman’s idea. Brothers and sisters unite.”
• The show riffs on culture, Michael Jackson, and news before returning to mock-worry about Edward and Sarah.

Closing Jokes & Farewell (15:15 – end)

• They imagine Edward trying to sell collectible Donatello figures to afford a “date” with Sarah.
• The idea of Sarah marrying Larry resurfaces, with the group's signature irreverence intact.
• Final notes concern ticket giveaways and teases about future updates on Edward and Sarah’s encounter.

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Notable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

• “Four grand a month.” – Sarah on her sugar daddy arrangement (02:08)
• “If you wear a condom, it doesn’t count. That holds up in court.” – Holmberg, lampooning the ‘logic’ at play (02:23)
• “We’ve been contacted by our legal department… releases us of all liability.” – Toledo, mocking potential legal fallout (03:42)
• “She is the greatest terrible logic I’ve ever heard in my existence.” – Holmberg, responding to Sarah’s reasoning (04:16)
• “That wasn’t your first sugar daddy, right?” “Yeah…” – Holmberg & Sarah, escalating the sugar daddy count (05:46)
• “Larry’s gonna marry that little lady… She’s converting.” – Holmberg, joking about romance and religion (08:11, 08:31)
• “People either said she’s crazy or she’s a blast… I think it’s kind of one in the same.” – Holmberg, on Sarah (08:43)
• “We gotta quit using everything to divide. I like Dave Draiman’s idea. Brothers and sisters unite.” – Holmberg, on concert unity (14:25)

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Memorable Moments & Tone

• The energy is raucous, irreverent, highly improvisational, and sarcastically compassionate.
• Much of the humor is based on shock, exaggeration, and the blending of real topics with outlandish hypotheticals.
• The team's chemistry shines through in the rapid-fire jokes and riffing—especially during Sarah’s sugar daddy reveal.
• The group frequently circles back to the absurd spectacle of Edward, the “turtle collector” outclassed by Sarah, and the possible chaos she brings to the show and radio station.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 01:20 – 02:12: Sarah reveals her sugar daddy, mom finds out
• 02:13 – 05:16: Hosts' reaction, legal jokes, Sarah's logic dissected
• 05:17 – 06:12: Sugar daddy tally & discussion
• 06:10 – 08:43: Sarah sent to Larry’s office, romance & religion jokes
• 09:43 – 15:24: Entertainment Drill, news, extended Michael Jackson bit, music talk
• 15:15 – end: Closing jokes, teasing future updates about Edward and Sarah

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Final Thoughts

If you missed the episode, the major talking point is Sarah’s unapologetic sugar baby days—and the comic chaos that follows as the hosts probe, tease, and riff with their trademark blend of mock-incredulity and Arizona radio charm. The show balances lighthearted scandal, improvisational humor, and pop culture tidbits, all while reminding listeners that on Holmberg’s Morning Sickness, anything genuinely can—and does—happen.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

[A]

98 the year of P.T. all right, Sarah's revealed a little more information here. And I'm not so sure that we can go on with our show without the disclosure of. Of what?

[C]

The sugar daddy.

[A]

The sugar daddy.

[C]

The sugar daddy.

[A]

I'm doing a shot to that right now.

[C]

I feel like every.

[A]

Oh, because we were asking her off the air, we were saying goodbye and she said she lives her parents, right?

[D]

Yes.

[A]

And that's just because. Just moved back in saving some money. You move back in, you got some cash.

[C]

The house I was in, they were selling it. So I moved back in with my parents just a few months ago.

[A]

Just.

[D]

And.

[A]

And so you're trying to get out of that house you got. You're just looking right now. So it's just a temporary situation.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

But in the meantime.

[C]

In the meantime, I had a sugar daddy.

[A]

Where? And. And mom and dad don't know about that.

[C]

Well, my mom is a snooper.

[A]

Oh. She.

[C]

And she looked through my entire phone.

[A]

And found that you have a sugar daddy.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Yep. And did not probably go well.

[C]

It didn't go well at all. No, no, no.

[D]

But she said how much? Okay, that's fine.

[A]

And you were doing pretty well with the sugar daddy.

[C]

Four grand a month.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

But I cut them off. That's why I'm here.

[A]

That is not at all all Right, Sarah, you've been nice. Go sit on the couch over there before we find out more.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Poor Edward the turtle collector is just way out of his league here with this one. This is. And she's doing another shot. Oh, Edwards, you've got to look. If Edward has 500 bucks, will you at least do him right? Come on. Don't. Ugh. That. All right. I know. Well, not $500,000. If Edward breaks out, a thousand bucks, you're gonna bone him. She said, elsa, if you wear a condom, it doesn't count. That holds up in court. Look, you, Honor, this is not prostitution. He had a condom on. It was like there was a wall between us. Do you know how hard it is for Brady to be in a room with you right now that you two love the same Jesus?

[D]

He does? He loves her.

[A]

Of course he does. He hung out with hookers, too. I know. Brett and I are having a blast with this. All right, Sarah, go sit on the couch. Go sit over by John Gordon. John, hide your wallet. Got a thousand bucks. She's fine. Sarah was stuff. Do you have a thousand dollars? Let's pool our money and see if we can. I got a couple hundred dollars in my pocket. I can. Laundry.

[D]

Here's an opening.

[E]

Yeah, we've been contacted by our legal department. They've sent over a lengthy just affidavit that releases us of all liability.

[A]

Oh, yeah. If. In case she kills. I was worried about the felons before. Now I'm worried for Edward's life. It doesn't count. Don't worry. That's right. And we'll tell our legal department. Look, Edward at Economa. It was like he wasn't in the room. Might as well been a zoom call.

[E]

That's what we should have done.

[A]

We should have done. She is the greatest terrible logic I've ever heard in my existence. You guys gotta count them on. That isn't a hooking. We're just friends. Sarah's a special lady. Sarah, you're a special lady. I'm glad you contacted her. Treat. Hey, I wrote a song about it. Oh, 100. Are you still talking? Oh, yeah. You're eventually gonna say something else. I'm gonna get back over there and admit to that crime.

[E]

You loaded her up with tequila.

[A]

What do you expect? That's a good point. I didn't. You brought it.

[E]

You asked me to.

[A]

Yeah, that's true. She drank it. But she drank it from a plastic cup. It was like it never happened anyway. Yeah, she did. Through a baby bottle. Through A nipple. I want to know about the sugar daddy thing. That came out of the blue right as we're saying goodbye. I like that. It's a good story. All right. You're still going. No one can hear you. But I could barely hear you talking. Stop it.

[D]

I think that was the second time in 25 years that you've dealt with.

[A]

The sugar daddy that I've heard.

[D]

Yeah. Story. We had a MILF contest. Oh.

[A]

You know, Brady, you've dealt with a lot of people.

[D]

Sugar daddy never really talked about it.

[A]

Sure, sure. It makes very.

[E]

Danny Cole was basically doing that with everybody. She was with Brady.

[A]

You have met a lot of those.

[D]

But this seems like it was more than person. Danny Cole was multiple.

[A]

Yeah. I'm not buying. Sarah starts with it all starts with one. It only takes one.

[E]

It all starts.

[A]

That wasn't your first sugar daddy, right? Yeah. There you go. That's what I said. Brandy, you need to open these. These rose colored glasses are definitely Toledo.

[D]

You're right.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Also our milk.

[A]

How many of you? I'm say five different guys that have been in this operation.

[E]

I'll say ten.

[A]

Ten, then three. What? Three? It's seven. We're going to noon today. This. This is too good. Sorry.

[E]

Larry.

[A]

Take the day off. Larry. Larry's here. You should go hang out in Larry's office. Larry. Yeah, Larry. Larry's got.

[D]

There she goes.

[A]

Larry's got a bag of guilt. He's offering. Oh, my God. All right, let's get. My favorite part of this whole thing is this guy, right? The Pooh bear is so uncomfortable.

[D]

Humanity.

[A]

You didn't like that at all? The room changed when she said that. Pooh bear went, oh, no. Oh, man. Same Jesus, different result.

[D]

No, I don't feel threatened by that.

[A]

No, no, no. She said it's a little threatened. You don't like it. Yeah. That's the fun of being an atheist, right? Is it when somebody else atheist goes, yeah, I'm a sugar dad, probably.

[D]

I don't know how you'd question her faith, John.

[A]

Right. It's in the commandments not to. It's time for Brady, the last man standing in this room. I don't know he's gonna be entertained more than that, but we'll give it a shot. I enjoyed Edward. I want to go on the date now because Edward the turtle can't be topped. No, Edward.

[E]

Talk to her more. We need to talk to Edward.

[A]

Edward the turtle.

[E]

Boys, we need to prep him.

[A]

You want to talk about turtling? His penis is going to Be hidden.

[E]

All I think about is the agony of defeat. Guy.

[A]

Oh, yeah, he's going off the end.

[E]

He's just coming down, smooth sailing.

[A]

Everything seems fine.

[D]

We don't think it's love at first sight.

[E]

For him, probably.

[A]

Well, that's gonna end up for her.

[E]

It depends on how.

[A]

Somebody pointed out, like, did you notice that the felons that were both wanted to take her to remote locations? Yeah, I want to take you up in the woods. Yeah, she liked. Like, that was a thing.

[D]

But the Walmart thing.

[A]

But I think that's a thing with felons. I think a felon here's a girl. Oh, she's been to jail. She can't get mad at me for it.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

So then they go like, I'm a felon too, but so are you. And, you know, that was fun. She's in Larry's office driving Larry crazy.

[D]

Larry's camera.

[E]

She is not a soft talker.

[A]

No. You know what's crazy about it is that, guys, we're gonna have to get wedding gifts because that is. Larry's gonna marry that little lady. Oh, man. Well, Brady's got six months. He's good. Sorry, Edward. Larry stole her from me. He's got six months. She's not gonna have to buy one.

[E]

This one's 12.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

You don't think Larry would hang on to that for 12 forever?

[A]

And Larry's gonna. She's gonna be a Jew. Exactly. She's converting.

[D]

That's the best part for. For Brady.

[E]

She denounces her Christianity.

[D]

If that's the case, then present right away.

[A]

What a weird morning. Yeah. People either said she's crazy or she's a blast. They couldn't decide. And I think there's both. I think it's kind of one in the same. You're definitely going to get stabbed and you're going to get wrapped up, but you'll have a good time doing it. John. John Gordon's going with crazy, but you'll have a good time doing it. You're going to have the best time of your life. You'll never forget it. And then, even if the date's not going well, break out a few bucks, Close it up.

[D]

Well, putting the two and two together, this is a freebie weekend, I guess.

[A]

Yeah, Just get out there. Oh, you're going to get robbed. Sorry, Edward. He's got no credit already. He's going to be on ebay selling. A bunch of Donatellos are on sale right now.

[D]

They're original.

[A]

I hope they're worth a lot. I've got 890. It's not gonna cut it, bro. We're gonna sell two more Donatellos. I'll DJ the wedding for free. Just so I can. Yeah, no, I'm free. We're good. Gold. Oh, my goodness.

[E]

All right, I'll kick in for the venue. They can't cost much in Coolidge.

[A]

Yeah. All right, Brady, it's time for the entertainment books brought to you by the Schwartz Laser Eye Center. And sometimes you have to see clearly both.

[E]

I can see clearly both.

[A]

Literally, metaphorically. And Dr. J. Schwartz can help you with the literal part.

[E]

Can we bring Katrina in and Sarah back?

[A]

No.

[D]

No.

[A]

Except for podcast. That is a lifetime of work.

[D]

Katrina would quit, but the amount that would lay out in the first meeting.

[A]

This was our first meeting, and it ended with podcast. My sugar daddy and I. Wait a what? Yeah, she casually threw the sugar daddy. Yeah, like. Wait a minute. Wait, stop. Pump the brakes there. Let's bring her back to sugar dad. All right, Brady, let's get to the entertainment. Dr. Jay Schwartz is waiting for your call so you can do a consultation and get your eyes fixed over there. Teamidoc.com he's the idocer for the Suns winners last night, hopefully again tonight against Oklahoma City and the Diamondbacks, who just reported their pitchers and catchers yesterday. TMIDoc.com it's the Schwartz Laser Eye Center. Brady, entertain me.

[D]

Well, here's an idea for them on their date. Several of The Friday the 13th movies are returning to Regal Cinemas on Friday 13th. It's Friday.

[A]

Oh, that's right. It's Friday the 13th.

[D]

And I think the one only Regal I know is the one on Mesa.

[A]

Yeah, there's only one in Gilbert, the one by that kind of stuff.

[D]

That is no longer. That's a church.

[A]

Oh, I think.

[D]

All right.

[A]

I mentioned Sal's. I knew, you know, he knew Sal's.

[D]

Oh, that place.

[A]

Says, has Larry gotten in on the Coolidge puss yet? It's been 10 minutes.

[E]

Well, she's in there still.

[A]

This is it, man. I think Larry should take advantage of this. This is exactly the type of go get her. As a fellow wacko, Sarah sounds awesome. Go, Larry. Yeah, go, Larry.

[E]

Paige, I don't think you have half what she's got.

[D]

Sean Connery was offered the part of Hannibal Lecter before Anthony Hopkins, but he was horrified by the script and turned it down.

[A]

He also would have been too suave.

[D]

Yeah, that would have changed.

[A]

It would have been terrible. Yeah, he's too tall. He's too Domineering and too handsome. There was a weirdness about Anthony Hopkins in Silence of the Lambs that was both comfortable because he didn't look crazy, but he was also enough to go, oh, I don't know if Connery could have pulled that off.

[D]

The new Mummy movie with Brendan Fraser and Rachel wife. Tell me of 2028.

[A]

Did you breastfeed your babies? Toughens the nipples. All right, I'd watch that though.

[D]

Jafar Jackson says he really had to earn the role of his uncle in the upcoming Michael Jackson biopic. So he watched a lot of film.

[A]

And the kid playing Michael sounds that trailer amazing. I didn't Prince do it. I mean, come on. Well, it would have been too confusing. People would have thought it was a documentary if Prince Jackson had. Hey, hey, Prince Jackson here. Hi, Brad. I heard you summon my name. What do you need, Tasha? Anyway, give us a little Ben, You.

[D]

Know, we're gonna get back to you. That was great.

[A]

That's right. No, they wanted to bring me in for the. They said, but it's too many. Said, my God, why are we making a biopic of Michael Jackson, Shamir, if in fact he's still alive? And I said, I'm not actually Michael Jackson. I am the son of Michael. And I know it's very confusing because I am of African American roots. So, Fred, you asked the question why? I was just curious. People would have assumed it was a docudrama, a documentary with the real Michael, and would have been very confusing. So it's. It's the daily curse I have of looking exactly like my biological daddy. It's tough being a black man. It is hard. Brothers can't get a break. Hehe.

[E]

It's hard out here for a pimp.

[A]

Yeah. Stop living out here. Where my at. Anyone shakes it in the ass.

[D]

It's a good moonwalk.

[A]

Thank you. I moonwalked right out the door. That's why Prince was. He still walks around saying, that's his dad.

[D]

Our guy Dave Draiman from Disturbed suggested that he challenges any organization out there to put a festival together that has Bad Bunny and Kid Rock says, why not bring everyone together, bridge the differences.

[A]

We got quit using everything to divide. I like Dave Draiman's idea. Brothers and sisters unite. He's been saying it for a long time. Why does music have to be representative of a. Of a political party and just let it go, have some fun. You know, I talked to a guy yesterday, actually, it's on the podcast with Dale and Dave Nash when they were like, ah, Bad Bunny said this about the United States. I'm like, one of the lines of kid rock songs is, some call it statutory. I call it mandatory. I'm like, if you're gonna word police. Yeah, he ain't the guy to lean on. Well, you didn't say that about America. I'm like, yeah, but it's pretty bad if you want to be like, this guy said something I didn't like. I it's lyrics. Anyway, Sarah was a treat. We human traffic today, boys. Right now it's working out in Larry's.

[D]

Office, so it might close the door.

[A]

I hope so. Edward may be in trouble. Yeah, I hope Larry brought a thousand dollars. He's got that guilt. He's ready. We're done. 10 o'.

[D]

Clock.

[A]

Word is Ross. R O S S like the guy from Friends. Ross. Even though it's the dude from Nine Inch Nails. Nine Inch Nails. Tickets for the suite waiting on you. We'll find out in a couple days what Edward the Turtle man and Sarah did for a date, but I'm guessing it's gonna end with red and blue lights flashing. We're done. We'll catch you guys tomorrow. Right here in the morning. Sickness solo. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees. I've heard enough of this.

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