02-13-26 - Entertainment Drill - FRI - KISS 1230's DJ Easy Dick Stops By Again For Valentines Day - List Of True Celeb Fun Facts - List Of Songs To Keep Things In The Friend Zone For VDay

Summary

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Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – Arizona

Episode: 02-13-26 – Entertainment Drill – FRI – KISS 1230’s DJ Easy Dick Stops By Again For Valentine's Day
Date: February 13, 2026

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Main Theme and Purpose

This special Valentine’s Day edition of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness features the irreverent, unapologetic humor the show is known for, with the return of the audacious DJ Easy Dick from KISS 1230—a recurring character whose advice on relationships and sex sets a cheeky tone. The team dives into wild celebrity trivia, and curates a playlist for those determined to remain “just friends” on Valentine’s Day. The episode is laced with light-hearted banter, satirical advice, and offbeat music and entertainment insights—all delivered in the show's signature snarky style.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. DJ Easy Dick’s Valentine’s Advice and Dirty Humor

• (01:10–05:50) DJ Easy Dick offers scandalous relationship “advice,” answering an email about how to tell a wife her skills at BJs have declined.

  • Suggests, sarcastically, that “the best way to tell your wife that she’s not good at blowjobs is to get caught with your side piece getting one. She’ll get the message right away” (02:13).
  • Spins extended soup metaphors: “It’s like eating soup wrong. You don’t use your teeth, open your gob, put it in and swallow—even the chunky parts.” (04:10)
  • Wraps his segment with trademark, over-the-top innuendo: “Tickle the bottom of the bowl, maybe even shove your finger in the salt. Happy Valentine’s Day from DJ Eazy Dick and your friends at KISS 1230, the rhythm of the city.” (04:23)

• Recurring Gags & In-Jokes

  • Teasing about malfunctioning smoke detector sounds in DJ Easy Dick’s remote location.
  • Jokes about event appearances by obscure celebrities at local job fairs: “Come meet Haywood Nelson from What’s Happening. He’ll be out there all day.” (05:29)

2. AI and the End of Acting

• Viral AI Video with Brad Pitt & Tom Cruise
  • “It’s the end of us. Have you seen it? … It’s the end of acting.” (07:56–08:04, John Holmberg)
  • Entertainment segment host and Holmberg discuss fear among creatives:
    “I saw it, and I hate to say it, it’s likely over for us. … Many people I love are facing the loss of careers they love.” (08:40)
  • John Holmberg demands embracing, not resisting, AI:
    “Embrace this. It is not knocking, it’s entering. … It is going to wreck some stuff we’re familiar with, but it will make it better if we all embrace it.” (09:01–10:05)

3. Celebrity Fun Facts that Sound Fake

• Quirky Hollywood Trivia
  • Dolly Parton lost a lookalike contest to drag queens: “She said, I got the least applause when she went out there.” (10:58)
  • Robin Williams wanted to play Hagrid but lost out due to a Brits-only rule.
  • Golden Girls tidbit: Estelle Getty played Bea Arthur’s mother but was actually younger.
  • Whitney Houston was almost cast as Sondra on The Cosby Show but chose music instead: “It’s a good thing; Bill [Cosby] would have got that one. There’s no way he’d have left that alone.” (12:01, John Holmberg)

4. Seasonal Treats

• Shamrock Shake Returns
  • “Ladies, if you didn’t have a good Valentine’s weekend, don’t worry because Tuesday, the Shamrock Shake rolls out from McDonald’s.” (12:11)
  • Jokes about it being a real ‘season’ and Holmberg’s ribbing: “There’s winter and spring. There’s not shamrock and ice cold and Raisin Canes. Those aren’t seasons.” (13:13)

5. New Movies Out This Weekend

• Crime 101:
  • “The trailer is so intriguing because I really don’t know what it is.” (13:34, John Holmberg)
  • “He pulls off a string of heists along the 101 freeway in LA before teaming up with Halle Berry for a big score.” (13:39)
• Cold Storage:
  • Liam Neeson stars as someone “who works in a freezer”—cue meat/deli double entendres from DJ Easy Dick, declaring, “How’s your meat? Which you should be doing this weekend. In your mouth. Ladies. Happy Valentine’s Day.” (14:26–14:43)

6. Valentine’s Day “Friendzone” Playlist

• If you want to keep it platonic, play these Friendzone classics:
  • “You’ve Got a Friend” – Carole King
  • “Friends” – The Beach Boys
  • “You’ve Got a Friend in Me” – Randy Newman (15:11)
• On sending the wrong message:
  • “I don’t need a song to let me know we’re gonna be friends. Because guess what? We’re not.” (15:42, John Holmberg)
  • Banter and joking: “Thanks. Are you gonna blow me, friend, or what’s going on here?” (16:38)

7. Randy Newman—The Running Bit

• Extended tangent on Randy Newman’s musical genius vs. imitators like Brad Perry.
• “Randy Newman is a genius. Brad Perry is a mora… No.” (17:23, John Holmberg)
• “You know who wrote the theme song to The Natural for The Home Run? … Randy Newman.” (17:43)
• Brett Vesely’s mock singing impersonation and joking: “That sounds like me.” (17:56–17:59)

8. Music Talent Competition Oddities

• “Great White singer Brett Carlisle auditioned for American Idol. Made it to the next round. … The guy’s not … he’s not good at it. It’s like anybody singing in a bar band.” (18:20, Entertainment Segment Host & John Holmberg)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• DJ Easy Dick’s signature sign-off:
  “Tickle the bottom of the bowl, maybe even shove your finger in the salt. Happy Valentine’s Day from DJ Eazy Dick and your friends at KISS 1230, the rhythm of the city.” (04:23)
• Holmberg’s take on AI’s inevitability:
  “Embrace this. It is not knocking, it’s entering.” (09:01)
• On friendzoning through music:
  “I don’t need a song to let me know we’re gonna be friends. Because guess what? We’re not.” (15:42, John Holmberg)
• On Randy Newman’s legacy:
  “Randy Newman is a genius. Brad Perry is a mora… No.” (17:23, John Holmberg)
• On Valentine’s Day disappointment:
  “If you’re not getting it, I’m out.” (15:47, Brett Vesely)
• On the Shamrock Shake “season”:
  “There’s winter and there’s spring. There’s not Shamrock and Ice Cold and Raisin Canes. Those aren’t seasons.” (13:13, John Holmberg)

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Important Timestamps

• 01:10–05:51 – DJ Easy Dick’s risqué relationship advice and jokes
• 07:51–10:05 – Viral AI video prompts creative industry anxiety and Holmberg’s “embrace the future” rant
• 10:46–12:11 – True celebrity fun facts (Dolly Parton, Robin Williams, Golden Girls, Whitney Houston)
• 12:11–13:24 – Shamrock Shake returns; joking about seasonal foods
• 13:24–14:43 – Movie recommendations & meat jokes
• 15:10–17:14 – Friendzone playlist and comedic dissection
• 17:20–18:20 – Randy Newman discussion and more music industry jabs
• 18:20–19:09 – American Idol/Great White controversy

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Flow & Tone

The episode crackles with the morning crew’s signature irreverence, quick banter, and a blend of pop culture tangents. DJ Easy Dick’s R-rated comedic advice sets the tone early, paving the way for snark, wordplay, and friendly teasing throughout. The playful energy remains high, making even the celebrity trivia and “friendzone” playlist funny and fresh.

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For listeners seeking offbeat humor, wild Valentine’s banter, celebrity weirdness, and the usual anti-PC fun—all in a fast-paced, edgy radio format—this episode is a quintessential slice of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness.

Transcript

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[DJ Easy Dick]

Sickness, you've been deceived by an.

[John Holmberg]

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[DJ Easy Dick]

98Kupd listener and you're like, I want to like what he likes. So you downloaded the I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

What I'm talking about. It's Valentine's Day.

[Brett Vesely]

DJ Easy Dick's coming out.

[DJ Easy Dick]

DJ Easy Dick. Look, he's back again, Brad. He's home and ready. If you've been you've recently taken the partially erect penis of a probably inebriated cupd listener and you wanted to get on his page. So you download, you can pound that app, baby. Pound it right in the app. Put in the word market for the 9 o' clock block. Oh yeah, DJ AZ Dick here in the house. I did get an email from somebody. I'm taking a little break off listening to the show. Love, the Davitel. Happy Valentine's Day to all of you. Valentine's Day, of course, at Kiss. 12:30 starts at noon. Cause we're not getting enough of that. That's ridiculous. I got an email from a guy that says. Hey. Dear D. Easy Dick. How do you tell your wife of 20 years that she actually doesn't give BJ's very good? It's killing me because I used to love them, but because I used to date women that could do it. Help me. Oh help me, DJ Easy Dick. Well, the best way to tell your wife that she's not good at blowjobs is to get caught with your side piece getting one. She'll get the message right away. Oh, I must not be very good at blowjobs anymore. That's right. Perhaps even talk to a dentist and say, is there anything we can do.

[John Holmberg]

With a file and some, I don't.

[DJ Easy Dick]

Know, sleepy time pills? The best thing to do is not finish. That's the fastest way to let your wife know that she's no good at it. You know you've got it right when she's like, how come you never finished that? You say, well, the same reason I don't do hiking in ice skates. It's just terrible not getting to the top of the mountain that way, are we, sister? I didn't think so. So the fastest thing to tell you why she's not good at it. And she probably hates it, which is why she's bad at it in the first place. So the best thing you can do about that then is say, I'm gonna.

[John Holmberg]

Give you a break.

[DJ Easy Dick]

Those are no longer part of your duties. I'm gonna farm that out. I hope I've helped. And ladies who are bad at. Ladies who are bad at blowjobs, knock it off. It's really not that hard.

[John Holmberg]

It's like being bad at.

[DJ Easy Dick]

Sometimes you.

[John Holmberg]

It's like eating soup wrong. You don't use your teeth, open your.

[DJ Easy Dick]

Gob, put it in and swallow.

[John Holmberg]

Even the chunky parts. And sometimes when you're eating a soup.

[DJ Easy Dick]

Metaphorically, of course, tickle the bottom of the bowl, maybe even shove your finger in the salt. Happy Valentine's Day from DJ Eazy, Dick, and your friends at Kiss 1230, the rhythm of the city.

[John Holmberg]

Thanks for your questions, man.

[Brett Vesely]

He got his smoke detector fixed, apparently.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he said, I Didn't even hear it once back there.

[DJ Easy Dick]

Don't be a dick, Brad. You know what you're gonna. Cause now you did it, didn't you? You jinxed it. God damn it. Still a GoFundMe page for Desmond Wilson from Sanford and Son. Not doing nearly as well as James Van der Be. We just got a hundred dollar gift.

[John Holmberg]

Card from K Momo.

[DJ Easy Dick]

I'm not sure that's gon. Anyway.

[John Holmberg]

Knock it off, Brett. It's 9. 21. Stop it.

[Brett Vesely]

Wonder who's gonna do the job fairs now?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's gonna be.

[DJ Easy Dick]

Oh, Brad.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[DJ Easy Dick]

Desmond Wilson can no longer be appearing at the job fairs. But we have quickly shifted. We've pivoted.

[John Holmberg]

If it was.

[DJ Easy Dick]

Oh yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Come meet Haywood Nelson from what's Happening. He's gonna be out there.

[DJ Easy Dick]

You remember him? Which one? Roger.

[John Holmberg]

I think it was Roger.

[DJ Easy Dick]

No, Roger was the other guy. He was Dwayne. That's right.

[John Holmberg]

Dwayne.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

Yeah.

[DJ Easy Dick]

Hey, hey. That's who's going to do the job for us. Do you have any more questions or can I leave now?

[John Holmberg]

All right, I'm moving on up.

[DJ Easy Dick]

I'll talk to y' all later.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

Moving on up.

[John Holmberg]

Stop it.

[Brett Vesely]

Is he coming back for the Squares?

[John Holmberg]

He might be in this. Okay, good. Maybe.

[DJ Easy Dick]

Also, I just like to let everybody know that if your wife is no good at blow jobs. This show here had a girl named Sarah on.

[John Holmberg]

I think she'll do it.

[DJ Easy Dick]

I'm not saying it's going to be.

[John Holmberg]

Good, but it'll get done. Is gonna happen.

[DJ Easy Dick]

What does that mean? Oh, yeah, I see what he's doing. Brady just handed me a note that said if you want to head on out to Avondale, Dodge Haywood will be out there all day. And I think we both know where you can find him standing. You're gonna have to talk loudly though, cuz those engines over there booming. Listen for the bass and the roar of a hellcat.

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[Entertainment Segment Host]

There's an impressive AI video of Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise fighting. It's gone viral.

[John Holmberg]

It's the end of us. Have you seen it?

[Entertainment Segment Host]

It's the new sea dance 2.0. This Chinese tech company just put it together. I saw it.

[John Holmberg]

It's the end of acting.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

15 seconds.

[John Holmberg]

You'll never know.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

Rhett Reese. He's the guy behind worked on Deadpool. Wolverine lives here.

[John Holmberg]

He's from Arcadia.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

I worked for his dad for years. Oh, you did too? Own Sundance Broadcasting. Who? David Reese.

[John Holmberg]

Did I work for him? I don't remember that. Was that before me?

[Entertainment Segment Host]

KZ O N.1 of our main owners was.

[John Holmberg]

No kidding. I didn't know that.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

I took both the boys when I moved into town.

[John Holmberg]

What does that mean?

[Entertainment Segment Host]

They went to.

[John Holmberg]

I took both of the boys when.

[DJ Easy Dick]

They moved into town.

[John Holmberg]

Rephrase.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

Play tennis.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, thank God.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

Anyway, he says, I saw it, and I hate to say it, it's likely over for us.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's what I said.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

I'm not excited about AI encroaching into creative endeavors.

[DJ Easy Dick]

Don't do this.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

I'm terrified. So he goes. Many people I love are facing the loss of careers they love.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, no. Don't Metallica this. Every time I hear this, I will make the same impassioned plea. Embrace this. It is not knocking, it's entering. It's not asking to be part of our lives. It's going to be part of our lives. I just used it to write some.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

Stuff, get involved with it.

[John Holmberg]

Embrace it. This is not a thing that's just standing outside. It is coming in. So the faster we Sit back and say, all right, it is going to wreck some stuff we're familiar with, but it will make it better if we all embrace it. The second we start putting up, look what Metallica did. They made iPhones more possible. They made Apple, itunes, what we all use. Spotify, Apple. That's all. Because Metallica said, napster, we're fighting you. And so what you cause is this great big speed up to it because the technology wants to race the lawsuit. It's embrace this. And it's nice to us. Right now, AI is being super nice and doing neat things. When we fight it, it'll start being awful. It isn't knocking, it's entering.

[DJ Easy Dick]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Entertainment Segment Host]

Here's a couple of true celebrity fun facts that sound fake. Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest to a bunch of drag queens.

[John Holmberg]

Wow.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

She said, I got the least applause when she went out there.

[John Holmberg]

She's short. She didn't stand out like those gargantuan drag queens.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

Robin Williams really wanted to play Hagrid in the Harry Potter movies, but they had an unofficial policy of only hiring Brits. Huh.

[John Holmberg]

Is that illegal?

[Entertainment Segment Host]

That's why they say it's unofficial.

[DJ Easy Dick]

Well, that's the point.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

Probably knew this one. Estelle Getty played Bea Arthur's mother and the Golden Girls, but Bea was a year older than her in real life.

[John Holmberg]

Estelle Getty, I think, was the second youngest one. I think Rue McClanahan was the youngest, and Estelle was behind Betty White and Bea Arthur. Little Golden Girls trivia for you here in 2026.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

Whitney Houston was cast as Sandra.

[John Holmberg]

No, I thought he's gonna say the.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

Little Mermaid, the oldest daughter on the Cosby Show.

[John Holmberg]

Sorry, I was really Proud of that, you know, considering the end.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

But she decided to pursue music instead.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she was gonna be on the Cosby. It's a good thing Bill would have gotten that one. There's no way he'd have left that alone.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

And, ladies, if you didn't have a good Valentine's weekend, don't worry, because Tuesday, the Shamrock Shake rolls out from McDonald's.

[John Holmberg]

Nothing. A fine romantic lady pigs need likes more than on the 17th of February to go hammer down some green ice cream. You are a Shamrock Shake guy.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

You know when it rolled out? When I did it last year, I think I didn't get one.

[John Holmberg]

You say rolled out like we're introducing a new king. Well, it rolled out when it was.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

It was hibernating for a while.

[DJ Easy Dick]

I know.

[John Holmberg]

And it's like the McRib.

[Brett Vesely]

It comes back.

[John Holmberg]

It rolls out. Yeah, yeah. Brady makes it like he's doing a rap video. Roll out.

[Brett Vesely]

Are they mint?

[Entertainment Segment Host]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay. I've never. I never had one.

[John Holmberg]

Do you like them?

[Entertainment Segment Host]

I'll. I'll get one this time.

[DJ Easy Dick]

Maybe again.

[John Holmberg]

What do you mean? This.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

I didn't.

[DJ Easy Dick]

You didn't get one?

[Entertainment Segment Host]

I didn't win. The season was happening last year.

[John Holmberg]

You know, the seasons are not Shamrock Shake make. No, they're not. There's.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

You gotta fix your calendar.

[John Holmberg]

No, there's winter and there's spring. There's not shamrock and ice cold and raisin canes. Those aren't seasons.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

There's some movies out this weekend, like Wuthering Heights, Crime 101. That looks good.

[John Holmberg]

The Crime 101 movie. I think so, too.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm almost tempted to go to theaters.

[John Holmberg]

Here's the thing. The trailer is so intriguing because I really don't know what it is.

[Brett Vesely]

Right.

[John Holmberg]

He just hangs around the 101.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

He pulls off a string of heists along the 101 freeway in LA before teaming up with Halle Berry.

[DJ Easy Dick]

Yeah.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

For a big score. Mark Ruffalo's the Detective closing in on them. And the rest of the cast includes Corey Hawkins, Monica barbaro.

[John Holmberg]

Because the 101 just runs through Burbank and.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

And Nick Nolte.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, Nick's back. It just kind of runs through the. Like, the entertainment spot up in the northern part of the. Right. Before you get into the.

[DJ Easy Dick]

Well, you get deep in the Valley.

[John Holmberg]

But it's got this. It's. It's an interesting idea because it's such a weirdly specific spot of Los Angeles.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

You might want to check out Cold Storage. It's Liam Neeson's Film that's about me.

[DJ Easy Dick]

I work in a freezer, Brett. Yes. I work in cold storage. And you bring your sides of beef to me and I charge you a reasonable rate to how's your meat? Which you should be doing this weekend. In your mouth. Ladies. Happy Valentine's Day. How's the meat?

[John Holmberg]

That's a great band name. Maybe the best. House your meat. Oh, how now it's because it sounds like you're saying, how's your meat? House your meat. Great on a marquee. I can see it. Corey started a band this weekend. Thriller will be in that. He's going to poorly play drums.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

If you committed to a Valentine's date and you want to keep in the friend zone, here's then. Why a couple of songs?

[John Holmberg]

What are you doing?

[Entertainment Segment Host]

You can play to make sure your date gets a message. First one will be you've got a friend. Carole King. Friends. The Beach Boys. You've got a friend of me. Randy Newman.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, friend. Songs for Valentine's Day.

[Brett Vesely]

70 year old.

[DJ Easy Dick]

What's wrong with you?

[Entertainment Segment Host]

Well, you thought it was gonna be a good idea. Then when you're into the date and you're like, ooh, this isn't working. This is a gentle let, you know, let him down.

[John Holmberg]

I don't need a song to let me know we're gonna be friends. Because guess what? We're not.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

That's what friends are for.

[Brett Vesely]

If I ain't getting it, I'm out.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, if it's the first date.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

If you're having to make the playlist.

[Caller or Guest]

I just want to be friends with you.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

It's a backup.

[John Holmberg]

Think of that.

[Caller or Guest]

I just want to talk to you about other guys.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, no, that sounds awesome. Get out of the car.

[Caller or Guest]

Yeah, you got a friend in me.

[John Holmberg]

What are you doing?

[Caller or Guest]

I just wanted to subtly let you know through Randy Newman.

[John Holmberg]

Rolling it out.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

Hey, I had a good time.

[Caller or Guest]

You got a friend.

[Brett Vesely]

Pull over and kick her out. I got time to hit the bar and find another one.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I don't. I can't imagine. Well, yes. This isn't going so great. I'm gonna play a song. Let's get back in the.

[Caller or Guest]

Finally we can. I can talk to a new person about.

[John Holmberg]

What are you doing, Brett?

[Caller or Guest]

When the world look love in your mouth, mouth. You got a friend in me.

[John Holmberg]

Thanks. Are you gonna blow me friend or what's going on here? I'm gonna play that for you, Corey.

[Brett Vesely]

There you go.

[John Holmberg]

I know you're excited about this.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

Hi.

[Caller or Guest]

I just want to talk to you about our day.

You Got a friend in me.

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Caller or Guest]

You got a friend in me.

[John Holmberg]

You imagine that you're half hard and she puts this on and you're driving her home. We're not making it all the way to the door. You know that, right? Yeah, you've seen that 101 movie. Cause you're about to meet him. I'm dropping you off on the freeway.

[Caller or Guest]

You just remember what your old pal said. Boy, you got a friend in me.

[DJ Easy Dick]

God.

[Brett Vesely]

Now I know where Brad Perry gets his inspiration from.

[John Holmberg]

Randy Newman. Don't you dare. Randy Newman is a genius. Brad Perry is a mora. No.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

Unfortunately, I thought of that exact.

[Brett Vesely]

See?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you got him. No, he's ripping him off. Yep. You guys don't know what you're talking about. Randy Newman's a genius.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

You're right. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Don't you get upset. You know who wrote the theme song to the natural for the home Run?

[Entertainment Segment Host]

Randy Newman.

[John Holmberg]

Randy Newman.

[Brett Vesely]

He wasn't singing it, thank God.

[John Holmberg]

Exactly. That's what a genius is. Now he talked people into letting them sing.

[Brett Vesely]

That sounds like me.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, such a great stop. It's brilliant. Terrible. Academy Award winner from that song. Toy Story Legend. And you'd like a few of his other songs because I'll play them for you after the show. You're gonna laugh.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, short people.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, well, short people's fantastic. But it gets weirder.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

Great white singer Brett Carlisle audition for American Idol. Made it to the next round.

[John Holmberg]

Great white singer Jack Russell. No, the other. The other party placement.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it's not a thing.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

Well, people are like, I don't know how fair this is. Well, the guy's not.

[John Holmberg]

He's not. He's not good at it. It's like anybody singing in a bar band.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

Come on.

[John Holmberg]

No, it is.

[Brett Vesely]

I found Brandy Newman's other songs.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. No, this is guy. That's the same thing.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

It's a rip off.

[John Holmberg]

This is a bad rip. This is Louis Armstrong with head trauma.

[DJ Easy Dick]

I'll try it with Randos.

[Caller or Guest]

With Prince.

[John Holmberg]

There you go.

[Caller or Guest]

Exactly the same breath is with Prince.

[John Holmberg]

Randy Newman would have made that song good.

[Entertainment Segment Host]

Please, you could end your date sooner.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, which one?

[Entertainment Segment Host]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

We're so late. I don't think we're going to have time for the squares, but we'll have you. I don't know. It's. This is your fault. Freddy, stop it. You've got a friend in me. Why would you do that to somebody?

[Brett Vesely]

We could bring this 1230 guy back.

[John Holmberg]

Just never. Yeah, we could. Yeah, well, you know what?

[DJ Easy Dick]

We might do that for the square.

[John Holmberg]

There goes your Entertainment drill. It's 98. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee.

[DJ Easy Dick]

I have heard enough of this for you, pd.