02-14-25 - BR - FRI - Brady's Delivery Of Natl Choc Creme Day Confuses Us And VDay Couple Survey Has Us Pulling For AI Relationships - Bill To Make Howdy AZs Official Greeting w/Katie Hobbs - WA Story Of Outdoor Cake Stolen By Possum

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: February 14, 2025

Hosted by John Holmberg, with Brady Bogan, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo

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1. Valentine's Day Special: National Cream Filled Chocolate Day Confusion

Brady Bogan kicked off the episode with the "Brady Report," highlighting several observances tied to Valentine's Day, including National Cream Filled Chocolate Day. However, confusion quickly arose regarding the definition of "cream filled" chocolates.

• John Holmberg [04:00]: "It's National Condom Awareness Day. And National Call In Single Day. And finally, call in National Cream Filled Chocolate Day."

• The hosts debated whether "cream filled" referred strictly to cream-based fillings or included alternatives like caramel and coconut.

• Brady Bogan [05:08]: "It's National Cream Filled Chocolate Day."

• John Holmberg [05:29]: "But it's not cream."

Despite the confusion, Bret Vesely and Dick Toledo participated in the lighthearted banter, emphasizing the ambiguous nature of the holiday's title. The discussion underscored how terminology can sometimes lead to mixed interpretations among consumers.

2. V-Day Couple Survey: Pulling for AI Relationships

The conversation shifted to a recent Valentine's Day couple survey, revealing that nearly one in five adults in the United States have interacted with AI systems designed to simulate romantic partners.

• Brady Bogan [11:13]: "Artificial intelligence romantic companion apps are real popular right now... an intimate AI girlfriend."

• John Holmberg [12:04]: "She's walking around. So that's that thing I saw the other night when that guy strapped that weird visor on... It's completely made up."

The hosts expressed mixed feelings about the rise of AI in romantic contexts, with John Holmberg describing it as both fascinating and horrifying. Concerns were raised about the potential impact on human relationships and emotional well-being.

3. Arizona House Bill 2764: "Howdy Arizona" Becomes Official Greeting

A significant local topic was the introduction of Arizona House Bill 2764, a bipartisan effort to designate "Howdy Arizona" as the state's official greeting.

• Brady Bogan [17:19]: "Arizona House Bill 2764 is a bipartisan bill was introduced to the state legislature last week. It basically would make howdy Arizona's official state greeting."

• Katie Hobbs [18:06]: "Before I was interrupted, I want to let you guys know that we were working real hard at the state capitol right now, and we're having a bake sale. We're raising enough money to have howdy and adios be our official greeting."

The hosts praised the focus on such a positive initiative, with John Holmberg noting the importance of promoting community spirit through official greetings.

4. Wildlife Story: Possum Steals Outdoor Valentine's Cake

A humorous yet concerning story was shared about a family’s chocolate cake being stolen by a possum after being left outside to cool.

• Brady Bogan [20:58]: "She was able to put it out there. Because it's winter. She was able to put it out there. And then her son made some peanut butter balls that he set out on the table out in the back patio."

• John Holmberg [21:38]: "So the lady just left cake outside because there was no room in her fridge... The possum did."

The incident prompted a discussion on wildlife interactions and the importance of proper food storage to prevent animal interference. Dick Toledo humorously referenced the potential for similar occurrences, highlighting the challenges of urban wildlife management.

5. Pete Lee’s Dramatic Return and Additional Banter

Towards the episode's conclusion, Pete Lee was introduced to discuss his personal drama, although limited due to non-disclosure agreements. The hosts maintained their trademark humor, balancing serious topics with playful interactions.

• John Holmberg [17:40]: "Next time you go in there."

• Brady Bogan [32:40]: "Pete Lee joins us. He's here at Desert Ridge or downtown."

The segment illustrated the show's dynamic blend of current events, personal stories, and comedic relief, keeping listeners engaged and entertained.

6. Closing Remarks and Final Stories

The episode wrapped up with more humorous tales and light-hearted commentary, including discussions about poor driving behaviors and a Navy jet crash in San Diego. These stories provided a mix of local news and entertaining anecdotes, staying true to the show's mission to entertain, question, and disturb listeners.

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Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg [00:39]: "If you're still capable of reading this email by the time it's sent to you, you might want to go get checked out."

• Brady Bogan [11:13]: "Artificial intelligence romantic companion apps are real popular right now."

• Katie Hobbs [18:28]: "I wrote you a note. It's a recipe I found on the Dark Web."

• John Holmberg [21:38]: "It's a good thing it didn't happen at your house because that possum would have gotten any medical care at all."

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Conclusion:

This Valentine's Day episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness effectively combined humor, local news, and thought-provoking discussions. From debates over chocolate fillings to the rise of AI in romance and legislative changes, the hosts provided a comprehensive and entertaining overview of contemporary issues impacting their Arizona audience.

Transcript

[Dick Toledo]

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[John Holmberg]

It'S Metallica. There enough people sending me autopsy reports of Bob Saget. I forgotten he hit his head and died. It's not that bad. They found him the next day. His skull was cracked in half. He had black eyes and he a lot different than mine. This guy says John. Remember slight bump on the head. That's what took Bob Saget. He didn't die right away. Slowly just bled out. Food for thought. If you're still capable of reading this email by the time it's sent to you, you might want to go get checked out. That's true. I don't have black eyes or anything, so I didn't crack my skull in half. I watched a dude once playing basketball go up for dunk and get stuffed by the rim. Did a full like flop back turned into this just horizontal to the ground. It went right down on his head. Hands went out like Frankenstein. Just started shaking. And then a pool of blood went under his head like NHL, like 92 when Gretzky used to get blasted on the ice and it was a perfect pool of blood under his head.

[Brady Bogan]

And your reaction was run, taste, run, run from that. Get out of here.

[John Holmberg]

I just ran away. My body just reacted by sprinting away. I don't know where I was going, but I was going to try to get help and I was going to do it Little House on the Prairie style where I was running to old Doc Browns as fast as I could. I'm like we had cars. I could have ridden, run to my car and then driven to the closest phone. It was before we all had cell phones, but I ran instead. While other people kept their composure. I just took off. As far as I know, Chris is still alive, but cracked his skull wasn't good, but I don't think I did that. We'll see. I am a little head hurts, a little bit dizzy. Keep me up to Date. Keep you up to date with my medical analysis, and we'll see if this concussion again. I'm only here out of pure dedication for you guys and storytelling. Pete Lee's coming in today, and Pete got to be pals with us. He was here once a month to do Pete Lee shows down there at Stand Up Live downtown. Every month he'd do a Wednesday show. You bring Pete.

[Brady Bogan]

What's your drama?

[John Holmberg]

What's your drama? You bring your drama to Pete, and now he's bringing it back to us. Moved away unexpectedly. No longer doing the Wednesday show. Didn't hear from Pete, and then, you know, comes back and says, life totally different. Lost my house in California. Even though we lived here, he had moved over. We don't know what happened, but Pete will break down some of it for us. What he's allowed to talk about, he's.

[Brady Bogan]

Bringing in his drama today.

[John Holmberg]

Evidently, there's stuff he's not allowed to talk about so he'll tell us, and we're not allowed to bring it up. We'll get signed like NDAs to have Pete in here. But I didn't want to call in and say, I'm going to the hospital, because then we wouldn't hear Pete's story. So it better be pretty good, because if I sag it out later today and his story is 5 out of 10, I'm gonna be a little bit pissed off because I'm irritable right now. That's one of the something. One of the symptoms is depression, irritability, consistent blackouts, little dizziness. I got most of that euphoria occasionally. Don't know. It's time now for Brady to give you all the news on this beautiful Valentine's Day. And it is called the Brady Report. Brady Report.

[Brady Bogan]

Good Friday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world. We've made it.

[John Holmberg]

Hi.

[Brady Bogan]

Not only is it Valentine's Day, it's National Donor Day. Read to your child Day. Nope.

[John Holmberg]

High five.

[Brady Bogan]

National Impotence Day.

[John Holmberg]

To remain impotent or to be impotent. Oh, this is recognition for dudes who can't get it up for Valentine's Day so their wives don't get mad.

[Brady Bogan]

National Condom Awareness Day. And National Call In Single Day. And finally, call in National Cream Filled Chocolate Day.

[Brett Vesely]

That's one you've been waiting for.

[John Holmberg]

Chocolate cream pie. Don't Google that. You're gonna be popular, Grandma. You're gonna be shocked when you look for that recipe.

[Katie]

What in the world? That's a picture of one that doesn't look like it's Quite done yet. It's so runny.

[Brady Bogan]

The most popular filling is caramel. In what a chocolate covered. Chocolate covered caramel or filled with caramel?

[John Holmberg]

Is it me? Am I okay or is it him? Throw in one of the towels. The blue one is the Brady towel. The red one is mine.

[Brady Bogan]

It's National Cream Filled Chocolate Day.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Isn't that cream?

[Brady Bogan]

So the most popular. They're considering that basically, whatever filling the chocolate with.

[John Holmberg]

I got to go, guys.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm leaving too.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. I think you've got headache trauma too. They're considering what cream to be caramel.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I've got a head injury. I can't help you here. Normally I'm really good at, you know, bantering back.

[Brady Bogan]

They should leave out.

[John Holmberg]

You're doing it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. They call it National Cream Filled Chocolate Day. But they say, what's the first type or the chocolate? You know, when you open up the chocolate box, you open it up like we get those Christmas candies every year.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

What's your favorite? What is it filled with? Chocolate. Filled with fruit, nuts.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

Caramel.

[John Holmberg]

But it's not cream.

[Brady Bogan]

It's all under.

[John Holmberg]

It's like you're the one telling us that it's cream. So I assumed it was cream filling. If I went to Dunkin Donuts and said, I'll take a cream filling, make it caramel. That's changing the order.

[Brady Bogan]

That's how they have it.

[John Holmberg]

So you have it. You're this ambiguous floating they. That goes over you. You're the conduit.

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't National Crease.

[John Holmberg]

Who told us the story? It's me. Yeah. So you have to be responsible instead of saying that's what they say of saying that's what I'm saying. It's the Brady Report, not the Brady. They report.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm just reporting what they say. 4,000 people surveyed said, what's your favorite filling?

[John Holmberg]

What's your favorite filling? All right. You brought the cream thing first. Brett, come here. Give me a hug and get me an ice. Need help? I can't do this. He's doing it on purpose. At this.

[Brady Bogan]

Coconut is third. John.

[John Holmberg]

He wants to go home.

[Dick Toledo]

Hugs are part of it.

[John Holmberg]

Coconut isn't cream or liquid. Where's the cream parting? That's a top. There is no cream in his cream filled story. Have to fill him with cream myself.

[Brett Vesely]

Welcome to kdkb.

[Katie]

That's what they say, though.

[John Holmberg]

Who's. You said it.

[Brady Bogan]

Whoever invented National Cream Filled Chocolate Day.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Dick Toledo]

Also said and or coconut and caramel.

[Brady Bogan]

It took too long. So they just said, let's just call it a cream show.

[John Holmberg]

Right. Let's confuse everyone further with a different ingredient altogether. Chocolate chip cookies. But there's no chocolate chips. What's your favorite chocolate chip cookie? Ooh, I like the caramel ones without chocolate chips. Right. But that's what they said. Who is this? I'm gonna hit my head again.

[Brady Bogan]

Salted chocolate chip cookie.

[John Holmberg]

If any listeners have a donkey that's kicky, could you bring him down here? I'm going to put my face under its foot.

[Brady Bogan]

That reset you?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's what I'm hoping for. So I can understand this. Maybe it is me. Go ahead.

[Brett Vesely]

Now.

[Brady Bogan]

A couple of baseless fun facts on what they say.

[John Holmberg]

Why don't you say that? A couple of their basic fun facts. Don't take you're the deliverer of someone else's problem.

[Brady Bogan]

Bank of America was actually founded as the bank of Italy in 1904. No one knows for sure when the fire hydrant was invented because the patent was lost in a fire in the U.S. patent Office in 1836.

[John Holmberg]

It burned. He's looking for the person that burned. I've heard that before.

[Brady Bogan]

The person who gets credit for pushing Canada's universal health care is Tommy Douglas, a former Premier Saskatchewan and Kiefer Sutherland's grandfather.

[John Holmberg]

Saskatchewan has a premiere.

[Brady Bogan]

Amazon named one of its places in Seattle after its first customer. He's a software engineer named John Wainwright who bought a computer book for 2795 in 1995. Worked out all right. He cashed out with 66 million.

[John Holmberg]

Would they name the company after what.

[Brady Bogan]

They named a building? Oh, one of its first buildings after that guy being Valentine's Day. According to this survey, 67% of Valentine's Day cards feature hearts. One percent feature pizza or nachos.

[Dick Toledo]

There's actually a Nachos American Day card.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Are the nachos or pizza shaped like a heart? Does it count?

[Dick Toledo]

It'd be double, right? It would count double.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know. Call Ronnie and find out. I know she got a couple of those.

[John Holmberg]

She's got years of those. The answer is yes.

[Brady Bogan]

The top five, Basically. Number one was featuring a heart on the COVID Number two, featured animals. Number three, featured dogs.

[John Holmberg]

Not an animal, evidently.

[Brady Bogan]

Evidently, they broke it down.

[John Holmberg]

I'm going. That's what they said. I shouldn't have come at Pete Lee's story cannot be that good for me to tolerate this. Animals. Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm leaving too.

[John Holmberg]

You're just with me, though. Number five, all other household creatures.

[Dick Toledo]

Does Kirby come in in the middle of the night.

[John Holmberg]

And like Mario, you just bonk, bonk.

[Brady Bogan]

Number six were cream filled cars.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. Of caramel. It's just hard. Just hard. It's harder than normal.

[Brady Bogan]

One in six couples say this Valentine's.

[John Holmberg]

Day could be now this guy.

[Brady Bogan]

Make or break.

[John Holmberg]

Hold on. Brady's defending you. He says, are you retarded? Cream filling can be different flavors, like coconut cream, but that's not what was said. Favorite is caramel. Not caramel cream or cream. Or caramel flavored cream. That's where the confusion came in.

[Brady Bogan]

Nut cream.

[John Holmberg]

It wouldn't be flavors of cream. Okay. People's favorite flavors of cream would have been the story. It just gets confusing when you say cream filled chocolate cake and their favorite thing is caramel. It wasn't in there.

[Dick Toledo]

There's so many different kinds of caramel.

[Brett Vesely]

I want to go home.

[Brady Bogan]

Hear the words you say sometimes. I mean, who talks like that?

[John Holmberg]

Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Brady Bogan]

One in six couples say this Valentine's Day could be make or break for them this year, meaning their relationship.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it's mostly women, though. A guy doesn't care if a girl doesn't do anything good on Valentine's Day. But a girl does sometimes.

[Brady Bogan]

Artificial intelligence romantic companion apps are real popular right now. There's one called Replica with a K, L, I K. A intimate AI girlfriend. And they're intimate. More intimate.

[John Holmberg]

Intimate.

[Brady Bogan]

Intimate.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

No, you had intimate.

[John Holmberg]

Intimate. Huh?

[Brady Bogan]

Intimate.

[John Holmberg]

No. All right. He's doing it on purpose. I got a head injury.

[Brady Bogan]

Almost one in five adults in the United States say they've chatted with an AI system meant to simulate a romantic partner.

[Dick Toledo]

How many?

[Brady Bogan]

20. Almost 20%.

[John Holmberg]

Through the moon. Yeah, that's. That's. Have you guys seen. What's her name? I can find it real quick. It's unreal. It's. Let me find her. Hold on. Amanda Connors, AI. Amanda Connors AI on Instagram. Somebody sent me that and said, this isn't a real person. Like, it just. It's, it's. It's. And that's the thing that people don't get with AI. It doesn't comb through and go, there's a good face. It's not someone's face. It's completely made up. There's no match for this person.

[Brady Bogan]

And they do a whole photo thing spread. Oh, different outfits. Where do you see this?

[John Holmberg]

She's walking around. So that's that thing I saw the other night when that guy strapped that weird visor on and then had these hand like it was the old Lawnmower man VR and he's walking through old Vegas and they're showing what's going on on a screen. And it's not a video or it's. It's different every time. It's a living place. They'll have conversation. Hey, what's going on, Brett? How you been? You. You're gonna. Are you gonna perform tonight? Yeah, I think I'm gonna. You know, and you can just walk through the Pioneer in 1971 or the Frontier, one of the old hotels. Look at this. Play the first video. This is going to. This is Dennis Miller's old. The top one. The top one right there. Yeah, just click on that. This is going to make an A.I.

[Brady Bogan]

Broad.

[John Holmberg]

This is an A.I. the whole thing's A.I. this, the city scene, all of it. None of that's real. None of it exists on the planet. The only place to get it is through this. And eventually technology will make it so people can be with her.

[Brett Vesely]

Nice cans.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it's perfect. That is no. 1. And it takes a lot for people to realize, oh, they just took a picture of a model and they brought.

[Dick Toledo]

In there is the most AI Looking one.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Because the eyes aren't right and the face a little off, but it's still. You wouldn't know. It's not a picture of someone else brought to life. It's just. It's just all. It's incredible. It's unbelievable.

[Brady Bogan]

And not because they have to put AI on there.

[John Holmberg]

You don't have to. Bad guys will do whatever they want. A decent person would tell you it's AI but bottom line is, this is, you know, as interesting as that is to look at. That's horrifying.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Because that's going to take any interaction at all and make it unnecessary. Nobody stands a chance with this.

[Dick Toledo]

Linda Watson, that's another.

[John Holmberg]

She's 50 years old, holding a birthday cake, probably filled with coconut or caramel.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, according to. According to what they say, it's.

[John Holmberg]

Well, they say that her favorite strawberry filling is caramel.

[Brady Bogan]

That's the pronouns.

[John Holmberg]

But that's not. Yeah, that's not a. That's right. They can identify as whatever cream they want. I mean, it's.

[Brady Bogan]

There's a collab.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. She's got a friend. It's going to take loneliness to a different level. There's no guy that's going to be in a relationship that doesn't work out that won't turn to this eventually and just say, all right, well, screw it. Yeah, exactly. I'm not going to risk anything anymore. No woman either. I mean, this is as. This is drugs. You're looking at drugs. That is as tempting and. Oh, that's drugs.

[Brett Vesely]

That's something.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Look her up if you. What's her name again? Amanda. Connor. Connors.

[Dick Toledo]

And then there they do a collabs with all these other ones.

[John Holmberg]

All fake people.

[Dick Toledo]

Emmanuel is one. Linda, like, with what Pete Lee's going.

[John Holmberg]

Through right now, he doesn't need anybody's gut for periods. Right.

[Dick Toledo]

Heidi Hamilton is one.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. They're all, they're good ones. Just go on there and click it out. But I, I, I only looked at what I was shown initially and it's by people who are like, well, I'm going to quit once this comes to life.

[Dick Toledo]

There's Lucia Navarro. She's another one. This one's actually.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's crazy.

[Dick Toledo]

Lucia Navarro.

[John Holmberg]

It's crazy. That to me, I look at that like, oh, that's beautiful. It's drugs.

[Brady Bogan]

Remember?

[John Holmberg]

We should all look at that. Like heroin.

[Brady Bogan]

It's. This is to the next degree. But it was like when people had their second lives opportunity and built that.

[John Holmberg]

Now, now they can do second life. Throw that third one over and it's better. Yeah. Brett's in.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, I'm killing.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, we are. A matter of time before there's a touch feel factor to this. AI is growing so fast. And the money all lives in making these your partners.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

There is so much money in the idea of average Joe getting to nail that and feel it. It's heroin. This is like Fentanyl is bad. Just wait if this comes to life.

[Dick Toledo]

All right. Their AI posts are a little weird, though.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't want asses sore. Not from being wild, but from sitting like a drama queen all night contemplating life, love, and why I thought tequila was a good ide.

[Brett Vesely]

You know, just like normal. I don't want to hear what you have to say. I don't want to hear what a woman has to say.

[John Holmberg]

Who made them talk? I mean, that was my job.

[Brett Vesely]

She was the perfect woman. But now I'm out.

[John Holmberg]

That's dumb. It's heroin.

[Brady Bogan]

Arizona House Bill 2764 is a bipartisan bill was introduced to the state legislature last week. It basically would make howdy Arizona's official state greeting.

[John Holmberg]

I'm glad they're focused on some really good stuff. I should have talked about that in the war room on KTAR the other day.

[Dick Toledo]

That was always a chance. Next time you go in there.

[Brett Vesely]

Katie's got a lot of things on her mind.

[John Holmberg]

So, yeah, Katie will. Katie will make this a real deal.

[Brady Bogan]

And then someone from Texas said, taken.

[John Holmberg]

Is it theirs?

[Brady Bogan]

That's what they say.

[John Holmberg]

Is it official that they're Howdy's? Howdy. No.

[Katie]

Howdy, everyone. Be Brady. Hi, guys. Governor Hobbs.

[John Holmberg]

Howdy.

[Brett Vesely]

Howdy, Katie.

[Katie]

Hi. Howdy.

[Brady Bogan]

What's up, Governor?

[Katie]

Before I was interrupted, I want to let you guys know that we were. We're working real hard at the state capitol right now, and we're having a bake sale. We're raising enough money to have howdy and adios be our official greeting in adios be our official goodbye, Brady. Adios, Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

See you, Katie.

[Katie]

No, I'm not leaving.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm just saying adios.

[Katie]

Not audios.

[Dick Toledo]

Like a U. D.

[Brady Bogan]

Adios.

[Katie]

What are you doing for Valentine's Day, Brett?

[Brett Vesely]

Nothing.

[Katie]

I wrote you a note.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah.

[Katie]

I left it in your locker. It's a recipe I found on the Dark Web.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

What is it?

[Katie]

It's a way to kill someone without ever tracing any of the poisons. Just food for thought. You could put it in that. You're probably gonna make noodles tonight.

[John Holmberg]

Might be a little pasta night.

[Katie]

Is your grandmother arthritis okay to help or she's just gonna sit in her chair and watch?

[John Holmberg]

I feel.

[Katie]

I think Brett is such a kind man that he's gonna spend Valentine's Day with that mummy that lives with him rather than go out and have a really good time with a girl who likes him.

[Brett Vesely]

What are you doing tonight?

[Katie]

Well, that depends. Speaking of depends, how's your wife? Is she still incontinent from old age? I saw pictures of you guys on the Internet the other day. Why is she always in black and white? Is she so old that she can't even show up in color pictures, or is she just naturally gray? Okay, Just food for thought passes and play on Valentine's Day.

[Dick Toledo]

It's official, Brett.

[John Holmberg]

It is official.

[Brett Vesely]

Jeez. Somebody emailed in over for Brady. Who? Over here.

[John Holmberg]

Oh. Because we all have had trauma now.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, there's a couple of those emails that came in, too.

[John Holmberg]

It says, brady, what you did this morning is like, somebody saying, do you want some apple pie? And, like, sure, what kind? Don't start.

[Brady Bogan]

There's tarts, there's crisps.

[John Holmberg]

You know what I mean? If you got a goddamn apple pie, you don't start asking that.

[Brady Bogan]

I got a quick Wild America.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Hello, my friends. Brady Bogan here with your Wild America.

[John Holmberg]

Can I. I honestly cannot remember what button it is. There it is.

[Brett Vesely]

There you go.

[John Holmberg]

No, it's the Dog. I blanked. I looked at that thing and had no clue. That hasn't happened yet. It's kind of fun. It's like a new world. Alzheimer's is nice.

[Dick Toledo]

Discovery is fun.

[John Holmberg]

John Learning is growing.

[Brady Bogan]

Kim Doggett lives in Omaha, Nebraska. She had a Valentine's cake ready to go. It was the. Oh, Costco chocolate cake. And she said it on the back patio to cool off, to keep it cool because there wasn't room in the refrigerator. Because it's winter. She was able to put it out there. And then her son made some peanut butter balls that he set out on the table out in the back patio.

[John Holmberg]

She brought home a chocolate cake from Costco.

[Brady Bogan]

Costco.

[John Holmberg]

And it was too hot?

[Brady Bogan]

No, it was. There wasn't enough room in the refrigerator.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you said to cool it off.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, to keep it cold.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I see.

[Brady Bogan]

The sun put the peanut butter balls out there to keep. To cool those off. Because they came out of the oven. While the cake was out on the patio table, a possum came over. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Gonna eat that outside, fire, watch cartoons. I know how this works.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, it got sick.

[John Holmberg]

The possum did.

[Brady Bogan]

She called the Humane Society. They came over and rescued chocolate.

[John Holmberg]

They kept an eye on it.

[Brady Bogan]

They fed it carbon to filter out the toxins.

[John Holmberg]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

And it seems to be working. He's going to remain in the animal ER for a couple of days, and then they're going to release him.

[John Holmberg]

It's a good thing it didn't happen at your house because that possum would have gotten any medical care at all.

[Brady Bogan]

Hear the words you say sometimes. I mean, who talks like that?

[John Holmberg]

98 KUPD Holmberg's Morning Sickness prick.

[Katie]

Awesome. That's what you get for stealing a man's chocolate.

[Dick Toledo]

Come on. He wouldn't have gotten close to the chocolate.

[John Holmberg]

Chocolate ain't sitting on a window.

[Brady Bogan]

No chance.

[John Holmberg]

So the lady just left cake outside because there was no room in her fridge. She couldn't just put it on a countertop?

[Brady Bogan]

Nope. She can keep it outside until they're gonna have it.

[Dick Toledo]

The cake I buy from Costco come with a top on them.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, you possum keep them in the refrigerator.

[John Holmberg]

Sometimes I'm just struggling with when there's nothing in the fridge that you just go. Well, the only logical place for this is outdoors.

[Brady Bogan]

We do. We did it all the time. And like beer and, like, you just put it outside.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, Some beer is one thing.

[Brady Bogan]

Beers and some food that needs to remain frozen for good. If it's 32 degrees out, you just.

[John Holmberg]

Laid it Outside on the patio.

[Brady Bogan]

Patio on it. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Because your freezer's so full you have excess cake.

[Brady Bogan]

That'll happen sometimes around Thanksgiving or holidays. Yeah. People over what he's saying.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You've got so much food in your fridge that you went out and bought more and went. And there's no room for this.

[Brady Bogan]

Mostly the freezer. You run into trouble. Like if you bring home a ice cream cake or something like that. Sometimes people don't have room in the. But here we can't do it, obviously, because of the temperature.

[John Holmberg]

You're right. That's your wild America there. You can't do to possum. Brad is having a field day. Over.

[Brady Bogan]

He is.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I'm with him. I'm just trying to follow along. This is a tough one today.

[Brady Bogan]

Is it?

[John Holmberg]

It is.

[Brady Bogan]

Let's go to Brady. Let's go finish. I got a couple.

[John Holmberg]

Don't get snippy. It's just you're dealing with a little bit of a slower. I'm a bit touched today. And then he's enjoying this.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm just watching your face, trying to figure if it's you or him.

[John Holmberg]

You're struggling. My filters aren't working. And I gotta listen to Giggles McGiggly over here. Knowing how great this actually is. It's tough.

[Brady Bogan]

The first pretty video is this lady that leaves her SUV on the railroad tracks. Basically, she gets rear ended and the car gets pushed onto the tracks. So she backs it up. And she backs it up into the wood arm the crossing army. But she's afraid to break it.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, she doesn't.

[Brady Bogan]

So she just leaves a little bit of the front of the jeep SUV on the tracks. And here comes the train.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, geez. This is no good. So she backs it up. Oh, I don't want to bust the arm. That might get a ticket. But she's. She's in the middle. Just go to the other track. You've got plenty of room. Just pull forward. There's only one train coming. There's seven tracks. Just pull to the other tracks. It just gets out. Oh, my God. That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

[Brady Bogan]

The other thing is to be that stupid. And watch this. So breaking 10 minutes.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

A hundred thousand dollars worth of damage.

[John Holmberg]

She could have done a u turn to where the arm wasn't going to the oncoming traffic. It's a jeep. Oh, here's a. The gopro in the front of the train drove through it.

[Brett Vesely]

She had 10 minutes.

[Brady Bogan]

You could also go through those arms by just yeah, well, that angling the car.

[John Holmberg]

But you can get out and lift.

[Dick Toledo]

It and put it on tops about angles.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, don't want to do that. Well, clearly, this one I saw yesterday. Or was it two days ago? It was two days ago. I came back from the KTR thing and I was on Glendale. And the. You know when the arrow turns, how sometimes people think that's their green light? Yes. This old lady, the two arrow, the two lanes for the left turn went. And she started to go forward and she's in the straight lane and realized the error of her ways midway through and stopped. Threw it in reverse and started to back up. And I'm like, this isn't good. Because she's. Now she's an old lady shaking, like, freaking out. And I see the reverse light still on the back of her car, and I'm like, when this light turns green, she's going into the car behind her. Sure enough, light turns green. She sits there. She sat too long. I'm in the right lane next to her. I go by and I'm looking in there at this decrepit old bones. She hits that thing and it just jets back. The guy behind her saw it too. He didn't go forward at all or he would have been done, bruh. I mean, it was old lady on display. Horrible driving.

[Brady Bogan]

The last one, the last one's really quick. This is a Navy jet in San Diego that went into the water. The pilots ejected in time, but look how quick this happens. And the impact.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. Jet crashing just a. Whoa. And they got out just in time. That thing is 80ft high. That's when they got out.

[Brett Vesely]

Talk to me.

[John Holmberg]

Good.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, they.

[Brady Bogan]

They got out earlier, but they're saying the impact of the water.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, the water was an 80 foot way. That's pretty. That's pretty impressive. And they bumped out. Yes, I heard that. That jet is $67 million.

[Brady Bogan]

The EA18G growler.

[John Holmberg]

Amazing. We can.

[Dick Toledo]

We can scrap it for parts, Josh.

[John Holmberg]

Well, we got to go get it first. That's going to cost something. This says morning, John. I guarantee I'm gonna be one of those AI addicts for sure. I can feel it in my bones. Sad. You'll be tragically dead before this becomes a reality because of your head trauma. On an unrelated note, what you're experiencing with Pop Pop today is how the entire valley usually feels during the Brady report. Yeah, I know. Head trauma has caused good ratings for years now. I'm in. Carlo. All right, Brett, what do you got?

[Brady Bogan]

It's true.

[John Holmberg]

No Is it too soon? Now? I know his pain.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, well, I had four of them, but since I got this new computer, I got to have Mike come up here and download some, So I only got two today, but it's Friday.

[John Holmberg]

So we'll start with the strength.

[Brett Vesely]

Kick it into the gear. All right, let's see here.

[John Holmberg]

I get worried. Yeah. Your new computer is slower and less convenient.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm still getting used to it. All right, here we go.

[John Holmberg]

Here it is. Oh, God. It's a guy with a heel in his urethra sounding. And he healed finishes on this. Beautiful. Those are some nice legs that if that's a girl. Oh, it's blood and blood and milk. Milk and blood. Blood and milk. Strawberry milk and blood. That's nobody's favorite cream filling. He banged a stiletto heel with his svp.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, my God.

[Brady Bogan]

That was incredible, baby.

[John Holmberg]

It was awesome. All right, are we ready?

[Brett Vesely]

You ready for this one?

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Making a promise.

[Brett Vesely]

You may want to leave after this.

[Brady Bogan]

Nothing can shock us.

[John Holmberg]

All right, Deliver it. All right, we'll.

[Brett Vesely]

We'll remember these guys.

[John Holmberg]

This. Oh. Oh, this. The boys are back. The boys from the hotel room boys are back fisting to the elbow. These incredibly well, California brown sea hair. And I don't want to hear the commentary. They have so much liquid lubricant. Oh, there's the rosebud. It's come popping up. And once again, they're spending all this time outside side doing this. They. They're in incredibly good shape. You know, mid-30s. Oh, he is. Mouth full of rosebud. It's the same two animals that were in that hotel parking lot, I think.

[Brady Bogan]

Two different dudes.

[John Holmberg]

You do.

[Brady Bogan]

These guys are smaller.

[John Holmberg]

Let's take a look.

[Brady Bogan]

The California brown sea hare. Those are younger dudes.

[Dick Toledo]

The reason that they're called sea hares is.

[John Holmberg]

Can you see these tentacles up front there? No. It's kind of doing, like, a wildlife thing, but they're on a. Like a. A big beach towel in the middle of a park. They have to clear the park for this. Like, they have to get a permit or something. Right? And then also different. He devours. He devours the rosebud like it's a beef rib at Brady's house.

[Dick Toledo]

That's how much money they're making. They get a nice backyard.

[Brady Bogan]

He's having liver and onions.

[John Holmberg]

That is a big bite of rosebud, man. Bite in the rosebud's a good band name.

[Brett Vesely]

That definitely made the top 10.

[John Holmberg]

I would hit my brakes real hard if I drove by what is the anvil? What was it. What's it called now? Chopper. No, what's the one that used to be Mason Jar now, is it Mason Jar again?

[Brett Vesely]

No, it's.

[John Holmberg]

But if their marquis said biting the rosebud tonight live, I'd be like, it.

[Brett Vesely]

Was the anvil, I think is what it turned into. But now it's.

[John Holmberg]

It's something else.

[Brett Vesely]

Rebel Lounge.

[John Holmberg]

Rebel Lounge. There it is. Biting the. Biting the rosebud. If you got a band name, it's not working out. Swap it out. All right, then. Wasn't that one of the things I saw on Channel 3 for Porkopolis? Dirty Dining report. Food was outside and there was a possum infestation. We'll come back and see if they've cleaned that up.

[Brady Bogan]

I would have been in the smoke with a possum.

[John Holmberg]

I've just never heard of people needing so much food that their freezer's full, so they just chuck it outside. That's an. You've got too much food or too small a fridge. Because I don't need to go to the store if my freezer's full. It just seems excessive, doesn't it?

[Brady Bogan]

It's always. It's like those cartoons where the apple pie would be on the windowsill.

[John Holmberg]

But that was to cool it. That made sense to me.

[Brady Bogan]

And so the shoes to keeping it was keeping it cool.

[John Holmberg]

Right. Because she had to have that cake today.

[Brady Bogan]

Having people over for their.

[John Holmberg]

Gotta freeze it first. Well, then you just put it on the counter if you're just gonna eat it tonight. Cake.

[Dick Toledo]

And that's like. It's bad.

[John Holmberg]

It's like you get a couple days of cake, put it on top of the fridge like donuts. But evidently there's protocol. Freezer's full. Shouldn't go into the store today. Good thing it's 30 outside. Everything goes outside.

[Dick Toledo]

Check for possums.

[John Holmberg]

Imagine that.

[Brady Bogan]

Wildlife failed to do.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well, that's because she hadn't had food outside at first. If I go out in my yard right now, like, there's no wild animals, but if I start leaving treats, guess what's going to show up? One leads, one begets the other. I believe as the Bible says, Pete Lee's coming in here in a little bit. He's here. Oh, boy. And evidently, he's got his own drama. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Who knows what he's willing to tell us, but we'll find out. Pete Lee joins us. He's here at Desert Ridge or downtown. He's at Desert Ridge. Desert Ridge. Improv. This weekend. So we're ready with Pete next. There goes your Brady report. It's 98. It's out of control now. 98 to you, PT.