02-14-25 - Post Concussion Symptoms May Take John Out Today As He's Feeling Weird But Is This How He Goes - Kanye And Bianca Censori Breaking Up And We Wonder Where Will They Find Someone Just Like Them Again

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: February 14, 2025

On this Valentine's Day episode of Arizona's premier morning radio show, "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" on 98 KUPD, host John Holmberg, alongside Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, navigates a blend of personal health challenges, celebrity gossip, and humorous banter. Despite battling severe concussion symptoms, John leads the conversation with his trademark wit and candidness, ensuring listeners are both entertained and informed.

John Holmberg's Battle with Concussion

The episode kicks off with John Holmberg discussing his ongoing struggle with concussion symptoms, setting a serious yet relatable tone for the day.

Notable Quote:

• John Holmberg [00:56]: "I'm having massive concussion symptoms big time still, huh. Started yesterday."

John elaborates on his symptoms, describing extreme dizziness, vertigo, and sensitivity to light. He recounts how these symptoms intensified after receiving another bump to the back of his head, raising concerns about a potentially worsening condition. The conversation among the hosts is filled with empathy and humor as they speculate about the severity of John's condition.

Notable Interaction:

• Brett [02:01]: "So do you know like signs of concussions or post concussion?"
• John Holmberg [02:06]: "It can take like a day or so for the symptoms to really get going."

John humorously compares his concussion experience to a boxing match, emphasizing the unpredictable nature of head injuries. His candid admissions about possibly needing to cut the show short resonate with listeners who appreciate his transparency.

Anticipation for Pete Lee's Return

Amidst discussing his health, John expresses excitement about Pete Lee's upcoming appearance on the show. Pete's recent move and life changes have left a gap that John is eager to fill with Pete's insights.

Notable Quote:

• John Holmberg [03:19]: "Pete Lee moved from here. We got to be buddies with Pete."

The hosts speculate on Pete's experiences, adding a layer of anticipation and curiosity about what Pete will share upon his return.

Kanye West and Bianca Censori: A Turbulent Breakup

A significant portion of the episode delves into the high-profile breakup between Kanye West and Bianca Censori. John leads the discussion with his characteristic irreverence, exploring the complexities of their relationship and the public's fascination with their split.

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg [14:12]: "If you hate the Jews and like being naked and getting caught naked at the Grammys, oh my God, it's the perfect match."
• Brett [16:34]: "No calories."

John critiques Kanye's controversial statements and Bianca's public nudity, blending humor with sharp observations about celebrity culture. The hosts debate the unlikely compatibility of Kanye and Bianca, questioning whether they can find partners as unique and mismatched as themselves.

Notable Interaction:

• John Holmberg [17:46]: "Nobody seems to ever tap them on the shoulder and go, take it outside. People let their. I fear to party."
• Brady [17:16]: "She's got no problem."

The conversation highlights the absurdities and challenges of maintaining high-profile relationships in the public eye, all while maintaining a light-hearted and entertaining atmosphere.

Assessing John's Cognitive State with Country Music

In an attempt to evaluate his cognitive functions amid his concussion, John introduces a segment playing country music. He uses his reaction to the genre as an impromptu cognitive test, blending self-awareness with humor.

Notable Quote:

• John Holmberg [25:08]: "Just wear blue blockers or sunglasses. We need you. Seriously, we freaking need you."

The selection of a Morgan Wallen song leads to humorous critiques of the lyrics, further illustrating John's condition while keeping the mood light. This segment underscores the show's ability to balance personal challenges with engaging content.

Final Thoughts and Listener Engagement

As the episode progresses, John reflects on the importance of addressing head injuries, urging listeners to take similar symptoms seriously. Despite his reluctance to seek medical help, his genuine concern adds depth to the otherwise humorous dialogue.

Notable Quote:

• John Holmberg [27:55]: "Your voice of reason with hysterical, irreverent perspectives. Go get checked out right now."

The hosts encourage listener interaction, sharing personal anecdotes and reinforcing the show's community-centric approach. John's final remarks blend humor with earnestness, reminding listeners of the value of self-care and the unpredictability of life.

Conclusion

This Valentine's Day episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" masterfully intertwines personal health struggles with sharp social commentary and lighthearted fun. John Holmberg's openness about his concussion symptoms adds a layer of vulnerability, while the discussions about Kanye and Bianca provide engaging content for listeners. The episode exemplifies the show's ability to navigate diverse topics with humor and authenticity, making it a memorable listen for both regular followers and newcomers alike.

Overall Notable Quote:

• John Holmberg [30:30]: "And if I start hearing this, it's like when you smell almonds or burnt toast. If I start singing this just out of the blue, it's time to go to sleep."

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Transcript

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[John Holmberg]

Morning sickness. Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Friday Valentine's Day. My name's John. There's Brady, there's Brett, there's big Dick Toledo. And like most of your evenings, tonight, this might be a show that ends earlier than you want it to.

[Brady]

Oh yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah. I'm having massive concussion symptoms big time still, huh? Started yesterday. I'm very close to like calling this off. I'm. I can't see. Vertigo. Super dizzy. I slept yesterday. I fell asleep when I got home at about 1. I don't know if you're supposed to do that. I fell asleep till about 5 minutes a little earlier than that. Woke up normal time. That's okay. You can do that. Went back to sleep for a couple hours, woke up again, stayed up for two hours and I slept all the way through. I've been up. I've been. I mean, dead sleep.

[Brett]

You hibernated?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, and it was weird. And I woke up and I couldn't walk. So we'll see if it's just. Oh. Got a little brain fog brewing. I'm living life like Brady right now. Nothing's making sense. Lights hurt. Lights hurt. That's when I first started to notice it last night. I'm like, lights hurt. Like, don't. It's not that they're inconvenient. They actually hurt big time.

[Brett]

So do you know like signs of concussions or post concussion?

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's the thing. It's a. It can take like a day or so for the symptoms to really get going. After bus wonked me in the head a couple days ago, I got another bump on the back of my head. So I'm wondering if I hit my head again on the way down on the.

[Brady]

Or something.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Cuz I was facing the other direction when I woke up.

[Brett]

Maybe the bus thing actually just knocked you back. I mean, knocked you pretty hard. And that Other lump.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know what he's saying. Did that make sense? Or is it me? Was that me? Or is it.

[Brett]

In other words, we leaving early?

[Brady]

Yeah, it made perfect sense to me.

[John Holmberg]

I think we got to get. All right. Maybe I'm okay. Maybe things don't seem so bad anymore.

[Brett]

Listen up. The first concussion.

[Brady]

Trying to listen, he knocked you up.

[Brett]

And then the back is the one that did the.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you're saying I had, like, a gotti ward situation where I was punched out cold and then another punch woke me?

[Brett]

Yeah, maybe the first one might not have done that. It was just the second one that.

[John Holmberg]

Really was the do or the first one that did the damage. Second one that kind of knocked me back in, because that happens in boxing quite a bit. You'll get knocked out. The next punch will actually bring you back for a second, and then. And then a day or so later, you're like, oh, I got this going on. It's weird.

[Brett]

Some guys hit the canvas, too, and that. You know, the back whiplash in the head to the. When they're falling down.

[John Holmberg]

Sure. That's a. You know, concussions in football or the. The initial hit, silly, and you bonk your head on the ground, and that's worse. So maybe I did do some to a gang sign yesterday while I was out. I don't know. But it is. It is a very strange feeling. So have Toledo get everything ready, just in case. Just in case. And you know what's crazy? You want to talk about Dedic? The reason I did. Because when I woke up this morning, I'm like, I can't like, something. And it wasn't like, normal rest. Like, I. When my eyes would open, the pain from, like, the outside light was extraordinary. Like, the TV was like somebody was rubbing my eyes with sand. Just. It just hurt. And then I get kind of dizzy, and I'd kind of sleep again, and I was. I was going in and out, really. And I kind of woke up like, come on, snap out of it. Let's do this, you know? And then this morning, I woke up, and I got out, and I'm wobbling, and I'm like, I'm not steady. Like, I try. I can. I'm one of those gifted folk that can put socks on by standing on one foot, right?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

That's how I put my. I don't do a cross leg. I don't sit down. I don't lean. Throw a sock on one foot and get on the other foot. You know, pogo on that thing. Right foot's a lot different than the left foot, but I can do it. And this morning, it was like, no way. Sat on the ground, slowly lifted my socks up, and in my head, the whole time, I'm like, something's wrong with you in a big way. Like, you know this, but Pete Lee's coming in today, and I need to hear his story. That's what I. Pete Lee moved from here. We got to be buddies with Pete. Yeah. And he lived here. And then we stopped hearing from Pete, and it turned out, like, in a day. Divorce, moved. Moved to the Palisades house burned down. And he's coming in to tell us today, like, what went on. And I'm so curious about it. It's weird. So just, you know, maybe Pete won't be coming in. I. I'm gonna leave this one on you, Brett, because Brady might look at me and go, brother, and think that everything's okay. You. You will know a difference. If I start to kind of fade out, I. If I laid down right now, I'd be asleep in a minute. And not, like, asleep, like, oh, I'm tired. Like, asleep, like, goodbye. It's weird, and I'm not a doctor, and I don't go to them, but the Internet says I'm going to die by noon today, so I got to be careful. No, it's.

[Brady]

Again, you don't think it's the new.

[Brett]

The adjustments in the schedule?

[John Holmberg]

No, absolutely not. Because it's been going gangbuster. I know it's not the sleep schedule. I know it's not. This is different. This isn't sleep. This is different than sleep. You know when you sleep and you know you're asleep? This is when you're, like, your body goes, shut it off. Shut it off. The lights hurt, and you just go away, and you don't even know you were asleep, and you wake up like, where am I? What happened? And then you can't stand up. It's weird. It is really weird. So I may have gotten. May have gotten cracked. This could be fun. However, we may have to incorporate this into the last couple years of the show. Is a good whack to the head every once in a while of somebody when it gets a little slowed down, it's like, yeah, not a lot going on in the news. Let's take the bat to Brett's head and see what can go on. Let's. Let's make him recite some stuff.

[Brett]

I think the best thing is to keep you awake, so staying honest.

[John Holmberg]

You think that's the right Thing to do. Wake up.

[Brett]

We've got stuff to do.

[John Holmberg]

It's time for the Guadalupe garbled squares. This is gonna be awesome. Gold says with the news of Brady's upcoming death. I want to ask him something super personal and I feel he has the right to not answer. But I thought. But I know he's thought about it. What's the spread gonna be like at his funeral? That's a great question. Once again, if it's too personal and makes him emotional, please don't. Don't worry. Do you have a.

[Brett]

You know, I haven't really thought about when you ask that question. Like, they'll definitely be. I think pizza's gotta be there.

[John Holmberg]

Definitely put it together. Have to have pie. Yeah. Get. Get a menu together. This is ridiculous that you haven't done that yet. I, on the other hand, knowing now that I could drop that any moment. And the. The zinging lightning. Like headaches. Maybe having a stroke. Not sure you're hearing it live, but the. The like my funeral. I don't want. I don't want one. Don't bother. So if this. If this results in me not waking up from this in a couple hours, I don't want one of those. I don't want any sort of. You know, just move on with your lives. Move on. For Christ's sake.

[Brett]

What about a Coke Zero toast or something?

[John Holmberg]

No, no. Do it at home. Don't get. Don't everybody get all together because it's just going to be a bunch of. It's going to be a series of people telling stories that I can't defend. I'm not interested in a funeral. That sounds terrible.

[Brady]

Us three will go to the Aria and spill a Coke Zero out in your honor.

[John Holmberg]

You do whatever you need to do. All I'm saying is go on with your life.

[Brady]

We got you.

[John Holmberg]

This has not been that important.

[Brett]

I'll eat a nose hair in your honor.

[John Holmberg]

That's a good thing. If you'd like to do that, that's fine. I'm not really in need of being honored. You know what I'd like you to do? Well. Okay, that's enough. And not really in honor of anything. Just go on with your life. Just. Oh, John's dead. Okay, well, not a whole lot of consequence on this planet from that guy, so let's not make a big stink about it. When my head finally does, kind of when I start bleeding brain up my ears the way Brady's kidneys. See, Brady's kidneys are coming out of his wiener. Oh, man.

[Brady]

I'M about ready to call it.

[John Holmberg]

This is you. You're my corner man today. You're the guy with the towel. You're my Apollo. Or I'm your Apollo. Really? Because if Rocky would have thrown the towel in a little early. You're my Rocky. Finally, it's come to fruition, Brett. I'm in there with Drago the dog. The 60 pound bulldog knocked me cold. And you've got that towel.

[Brady]

I need a towel. I need a towel.

[John Holmberg]

You got it, Santa. You throw it right as I kind of start to collapse down like a deep deposed leader of a terrible country. Anyway, so that could happen. So keep your ears open, call your friends, wake the neighbors, get the kids.

[Brett]

Out, get some smelling salts.

[John Holmberg]

Those guys on the radio, he might die this morning. And so Homeberg doesn't feel well either. So you got, you got all that going on. It's weird. I've been through. I had a concussion, a bad one years ago playing football. We were in pads and it was an adult league. And we played today. Not like a dirty one, not like pornhub football, although that's probably out there. It was a league for men. It was a league for men. And I remember standing next to a sidewalk throwing a pass in a like practice. That's all we did was practice. We never played. And a dude came over and jokingly like wrapped me up and grabbed me like he was going to tackle me. And as he hit me, we fell backwards and I didn't have a helmet on and my head hit the sidewalk and his shoulder drove up under my neck so it was pinned. And the same kind of thing happened two days later. I was. Or that was. Was it that night? Yeah. Cause that was a Thursday. Thursday night I go home and Frasier was on and I started to cry. Watching Frasier, I was an emotional disaster. Went to the doctor that night. You have pretty nasty concussion. Did you go. He's like, did you go out? And I'm like, I don't know. I don't think so. Everybody said I was just kind of dazed. I couldn't stand up. Then I kind of wobbled over to the side. But I do not remember, like getting in the clothes I was in. Somebody raped me. That's. That had to have happened. I got new clothes, ended up in. The doctor told me I wasn't supposed to sleep. That's all I wanted to do. And that's how I feel now. So this could be the end of it.

[Brady]

Well, at least, John, you were killed doing something you love, playing with your Dogs.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I wasn't playing. I was bent over petting one of them. And the other one, Cookie Door, threw a rocket at Cookie Window. Of all the more glorious places on the planet, there is none better than Cookie Window. As an emotional feeling of a space, there is nothing more peaceful and pleasant than Cookie Window. You'd be having the worst day of your life. And you tell five dogs, do you want to. Do you want Cookie? And it brings the simplicity of all your problems down to one thing. If they can find that much joy running to a window, waiting for it to open, I can kind of let go of some stuff. Cookie Window. And they're so happy, and you're like, cookie Window is the greatest place on the planet. It's just a really. It's like a. That's the way those. The way the Japs see those gardens. This is what we're gonna run into today. He had a concussion. You understand? He's like, yeah, I'm gonna go Kanye on this thing before it's all over.

[Brett]

Hear the words you say sometimes. I mean, who talks like that?

[John Holmberg]

98. Kill you. PD Holmberg's morning sickness. Anyway, so just keep that in mind while the show's going on. I'm doing my best.

[Brady]

Got a couple over here.

[Brett]

So you just want to sleep right now, or.

[John Holmberg]

It is if I think if I sit in this chair too long, I might pass out. It's not sleep, and because I'm aware of it, I can stay. But I'm not kidding. If I. If I could close my eyes right now, forever, if I close my eyes forever, would it all remain? Man, this geriatric cardiac arrest and kidney failure show is going off the rails.

[Brett]

You're flaming out, bro.

[John Holmberg]

John, you need to be seen by a doctor as an emt. This could go bad, but wouldn't that be better radio. And since I don't care, I think it might be kind of fun. Let's see. Let me be the cautionary tale for head injuries, just in case. That might be interesting. Yeah, it is a. It is. I might. I was thinking about it in the middle of the night. I woke up with sand eyes again. And I'm like, something's really wrong here. And, like, maybe I'll go to the doctor. And I'm like, yeah, but that's so far. And I'm so comfortable out like a light a second later. So it isn't about laying down and going to sleep. It's about, like, shutting off to a.

[Brady]

Holmberg is going to be on the air today.

[John Holmberg]

Who To a home. I said, do it. Is she coming in? What? This was. Was that real? Because she was walking around in my house last night. Is that real? Yeah. That would be the only reason, really, to go to the doctor. As if, like, I got, like, the diagnosis was a concussion. And then they said the only cure is Dua Lipa. And they had to fly me out to, like, Algeria or something, and I had to hang out the Lipas. You know what? I think that's gonna happen.

[Brady]

Hello, Mr. Lipa?

[John Holmberg]

Mr. Lipa, we have a sick young man in the car. How old is he? Six? Seven? He's 52, but that's beside the point. His Make a Wish was, and he thinks we at the medical community believe that just being in the presence of Dua Lipa may actually cure him. She does have healing powers. Yes, she does. Is it possible you could rub up against her and grow 3 or 4 inches? We don't mean taller. And speaking of people who are, like, having a tough day, Kanye, you know, it turns out you publicly profess that you're a Nazi multiple times. And your wife leaves you. Even the naked weirdo wife. Well, they've done this before, but she's.

[Brett]

Five or six times, splits.

[John Holmberg]

Bill Brady on Valentine's Day. Kanye had all that. All those candy boxes with swastikas on them and all that stuff he had purchased for just sitting in the back of his G wagon and all the, you know, the SS shaped little hearts that. Ah.

[Brett]

According to his rep, Ian Bianca are in Los Angeles about to enjoy Valentine's Day together.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's him. And who can trust that? Because she's the one who said goodbye to him on social media. She put her clothes on. She put her clothes on. They're done.

[Brett]

That's.

[Brady]

I believe her, too.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. What are you doing? This is not the. You're not the woman I married. I don't even know you anymore. What's with the sweater? Jesus, if I can't see your nipples 24 hours a day, this marriage is over.

[Brett]

That's it. I'm putting on my clothes and leaving.

[Brady]

Turtleneck. How goddamn dare you.

[John Holmberg]

Heil Hitler. What are you doing with that sweat on? See, this is what I'm talking about.

[Brett]

Come back, Fraulein.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah. You're my Eva Braun. I'm your love baby. I was gonna take you out for German meal tonight, but she's done. And if these two kids can't make, who can? If you can't have a woman who agrees to be totally nude in public with you, all the time. And at the after party, let you, like, put fingers in her butt and stuff. You see the pictures of what they were doing at that after party. Nobody seems to ever tap them on the shoulder and go, take it outside. People let their. I fear to party. And Brady was naked and Ronnie was throwing putt digits in. We'd all be like, hey, guys, cute for a second. Like when you walked in and Brady was naked in the cellophane. Take it outside. We don't want to see this.

[Brady]

But we've seen Bianca naked, and we're okay with that. Seen Brady naked.

[John Holmberg]

You don't know that look. It would be a spectacle. Both are spectacles. There you go. And that's what I'm saying. You see it walk in, you're like, that's good. I don't want to look. Bianca sensory is attractive, I guess, to say the least, right? And naked a lot. But I still. I don't want to be there for the gynecology visit. Right? There's certain nudity. You're just like, I'm not interested in this. I don't want to watch her shave it. I don't want to watch her, you know, put in feminine hygiene products. I like to keep it. That's what I'm talking about. So now she's just walking around being naked. I don't know. The things. I'm wrecking it, maybe.

[Brett]

I don't want to see Brussels sprouts.

[John Holmberg]

Coming out of there. And that's an extreme thing.

[Brett]

No calories.

[John Holmberg]

But here's the thing. I don't want to be at a table that may be glass and find out that women. When a woman chews, the thing downstairs, chews too. And it makes all sorts of weirdness. Things I may not know about a naked lady. Like, if she's eating, it starts dancing or doing weird stuff or vomiting. I don't know. But that's why we wear clothes. I don't even know what my body does naked. If I'm eating or drinking or Kanye's got a finger in my bottom. But if you can't make it, like, if those two are like, nope, he's no longer the one for me. How do you move on? You think he's gonna find that again? Do you think she's gonna. She's gonna be all right? Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

She's got no problem.

[John Holmberg]

She's gonna find a guy. You're like, But, I mean, some guys get upset when a girl wears too low, like a V neck. Your cans are out. I can't Believe you just show everybody your stomach some. Like, if she runs, there can't be an ounce of jealousy in her next man. And Kanye's got to be like. So I don't like clothes. Yeah. I like Hitler, though. You're fun. Take off your clothes. Yeah. Okay. Where's he gonna find another one? She's the only one. She's the only one.

[Brett]

He's got those twins. The Prussian Blue. The singers? The two sisters from a couple years ago.

[John Holmberg]

A couple years ago? That was like 25 years ago. The ones that used to sing Bible stuff and God hates homo f words.

[Brett]

No, the. The. They were the twin sisters.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, the religious one.

[Brett]

I don't think that's 25 years ago.

[John Holmberg]

It was pretty long time ago. The Prussian Blue girls were. Or no, there was the. The Baptist girls, but the Prussian Blues were a while ago.

[Brett]

Why would they like a couple.

[John Holmberg]

But they're not naked?

[Brett]

No, but they're in his belief system kind of.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, Hayden. Oh, the Jew thing that you're saying.

[Brett]

Who would go for him? Someone like him.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but would he go for them? Because he's not gonna want two girls who just. It's more than that, Brady. Sure, you can go out and find yourself a Neo Nazi. Not hard at all, but one that enjoys being nude all the time, publicly. That's gonna be a tough.

[Brett]

Narrows it down a little bit.

[John Holmberg]

You're really slimming down your possibilities. He better mend fences with this woman. Is it me? Am I okay so far?

[Brady]

So far?

[John Holmberg]

You got another tell just in case? Yeah, maybe. Brady's just had a perpetual concussion for the last 25 years. It could be. We should do cognitive tests today. With Brady completely evidently normal, and me under the. The concussion protocol, I'm in the blue tent. There's no question about it. But now that we know Bianca is available, I asked if she was interested in you. Is she the type of gal you could take home to Mom? Would you do it?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You would. You would date a Bianca Sensory if.

[Brett]

I hit it off with her? Absolutely.

[John Holmberg]

She walks out of the house totally nude one day to go to the safely.

[Brett]

She's not gonna do that.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, then that's what I'm talking about. That's not.

[Brady]

Yes, she is.

[John Holmberg]

So you would mold her? You would try to change her? No, that would probably be a woman. Yeah, that's what I'm saying is a bitch move, right? Woman move. Would you.

[Brady]

What? Bring her home to Mom?

[John Holmberg]

No. No. Well, she's, like, naked all the time. You date her, you take her out like you call me up, go, hey, want to go grab dinner with me and Bianca? I'm like, sure, yeah. And she's already seen the good. That's right. Everybody else has difference, and I'm the one that gets to use them.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

By the way, Prussian blue, Lynx and lamb, gutty. Active between 2003 and 2007.

[John Holmberg]

Pretty uncle's 25 years ago. I don't do math today, so you can't expect me to, but 18 to 22 years. Yeah, that's pretty good. I'm in the wheelhouse.

[Brett]

I forgot Toledo followed him.

[John Holmberg]

Well, it's a tough reference is what I'm saying. Not a lot of people with Prussian blue in the tip of their tongue. So it needed an explanation. It was a Bob and Tom moment, but, yeah, they did. They were Nazi religious people who sang songs about hating everything. That was a while ago. And I don't know if they've grown up to be nude girls, but I'm kind of with you. I'm like, if she wants to be naked all the time, I don't have any.

[Brady]

Who am I to hold somebody down.

[John Holmberg]

You know, in this day and age?

[Brady]

Right?

[John Holmberg]

You. You identify as a naked person all the time.

[Brady]

Gotta go.

[John Holmberg]

Doesn't that make me a bigot to say? No, it makes me the bad guy. But if Bianca liked it, it'd be a little distracting.

[Brett]

Come on.

[John Holmberg]

To who?

[Brett]

Everywhere you go.

[John Holmberg]

Goddamn right jealous.

[Brett]

And you're craving attention then.

[John Holmberg]

No, I'm not. She is.

[Brett]

No, I'm. Brad. You wouldn't go out with someone that was.

[John Holmberg]

Had to.

[Brett]

Was completely naked the whole time.

[John Holmberg]

She looked like that.

[Brady]

If she looked like that. Absolutely. Everybody's already seen it. It's not a big deal. Now I'd do it.

[John Holmberg]

Just. Just be like thumbs up to everybody.

[Brett]

Maybe one time, throw a pair of.

[John Holmberg]

Yeezys on and I'm. Why wouldn't you, though? I mean, if she's that way, it's like, is it because you're jealous or angry at her or.

[Brett]

No, it just draws so much attention in a way that it's just kind of weird.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And then what? So what? Afterwards, you get to go use all that stuff. It's like those dudes that have those muscle cars and they put a clear hood on it. You're showing off the goods. I like that.

[Brady]

That's like driving your Ferrari around.

[John Holmberg]

It is.

[Brady]

You can drive. You can drive, you know, anything around, but you choose a Ferrari, show it off.

[John Holmberg]

Show Ferrari is basically a naked.

[Brett]

That's what I'm saying. You're craving attention.

[John Holmberg]

Necessarily craving it.

[Brett]

Well, you're like, wanting the reason why you're going around. Yes. To show it off.

[John Holmberg]

But she's the one showing it off. If I was naked, I'd be craving attention. For me, I'm just enjoying her company, I think is the way it looks. If she needs that attention, I'm fine with it. I'm just enjoying the company of a naked lady.

[Brady]

What is wrong with that?

[John Holmberg]

And I don't. I think that phrase right there is sort of Valentine's in a nutshell. I'm enjoying the company of a naked lady. Like tonight. If Ronnie said, I'm ready to go, and you took her out for a Valentine's dinner and she had no clothes on.

[Brett]

We're not going out to dinner.

[John Holmberg]

Why not? But she demands dinner first.

[Brett]

I'm kind of uncomfortable with that.

[John Holmberg]

Really?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You wouldn't try it once just for fun?

[Brett]

If she's there appropriate places for that, right?

[John Holmberg]

Like steak 44 and things like that.

[Brett]

You'd be asked to leave.

[John Holmberg]

You think? Yeah. Bianca never is. Morning sickness.

[Brett]

Hear the words you say sometimes. I mean, who talks like that?

[John Holmberg]

Holmberg's morning sickness. She had a finger in her butt at a party.

[Brett]

It'd be interesting to see if she went in that dress.

[John Holmberg]

Have you seen the video? They're at an after party in a facility, and he's got his finger right in there.

[Brett]

Now, I didn't see the picture, but I'm saying on another place, I mean, there's gonna be. I mean, the after party's one thing, because it's a private deal.

[John Holmberg]

Well, yeah, but it's still. There's, you know, there's hundreds of people there. That's still, as far as I know, illegal to wander around like that. However, if it weren't, I don't think I'd have an issue with that. And it would also guarantee that she keeps it, you know, in condition. Nobody's dough balling up if they don't have any clothes. You know, chicks already put clothes on. Do I look fat in this? If you're going naked, do I look fat? Doesn't matter. Yeah, man, you do a little bit, I'm not gonna lie. And you know who else is gonna find out? Everybody else who keeps seeing you naked. Bianca gets it together, it ain't so bad. I think it's time we all kinda started asking our wives and girlfriends to be a little bit more like Bianca, you know? You know who you should be more like? You should be more like Jason Momoa. I can do It. If you put in the effort, I'll put in the effort.

[Brett]

You just can't wear that outfit when we're flying.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'm looking at you in one of my workout shirts and a pair of sweatpants that do not fit. And you're mad at me? Cause I think that's better. You want a naked lady all the time again. This logic you use, it's finally pouring out of you. Porn out of you. Holmberg, play some country music. If it sounds okay, you've had a horrible concussion. Need to go to the doctor. That's probably true. Can you get me a country. Can you give me some monitor? Like what? The number one country song in the world right now. And if I find that decent, then, yeah, I need an EMT to show up at the.

[Brady]

Let me look into it. I'm not sure what it is, but station.

[John Holmberg]

This guy says, you may be a poor man's Howard Stern, but you'll never replace Billy Mays. I hope you're the. You the best. Homework. Didn't Billy Mays hit his head and then die in, like, an airplane or something? I think he did. Remember Billy Mays? Yeah, he was. Yeah. This one says, just wear blue blockers or sunglasses. We need you. Seriously, we freaking need you. Your voice of reason with hysterical, irreverent perspectives. Go get checked out right now. Yeah, fine. Janet, Hang on.

[Brady]

I think.

[John Holmberg]

Let's do a little country music, see if I like this. Now, if this. If my toe even starts to tapping, that means I'm borderline retarded and I need to go to the hospital, because that's a whack to the head no one should take. Here's the number one song in country music today. What's it called? Brett?

[Brady]

I'm the problem.

[John Holmberg]

Morgan Wallen. Oh, he's a racist like Kanye. This is fun. All right, let me see if I like this.

[Brett]

Just to go around town with some gasoline.

[John Holmberg]

Just can't take it. I'm fine. How's the chorus go?

[Brett]

Maybe the chorus sounds very violent.

[John Holmberg]

He's gonna burn up that ever falling.

[Brett]

In love with a guy like me in the first place.

[John Holmberg]

Stop your toe. Stop your toe. Your m never do no wrong. If I'm so awful, then why'd you stick around? Yes. No, I'm not. I'm all right. It's not so bad that I've lost a enough IQ points to find country music. Okay.

[Brett]

My kidney hurt.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, so you started. Your kidneys had a. You know, it was the original bible. Your brains are your kidneys. They thought that that was where your thought center was. So maybe you go old school first. You know, the Old Testament. Your brains hurt when you hear that because you lose IQ points that way. You miss Never ain't did no wrong. Here's never.

[Brady]

Here's the song you're going to be singing.

[John Holmberg]

Never ain't did no wrong. Come on. And they're the ones with the nerve to say rap music. They're so stupid, them lyrics. You miss Never ain't did no wrong. There it is. This is the one with.

[Brady]

This is your title song for the day.

[John Holmberg]

I'm telling you, just the suggestion of closing my eyes sounds nice. There you go. He sounds smart to me right now, so I think I might have a problem. This one's good. I think this will be the one we keep behind us in the morning just in case. And if I start going out, that song kicks in. You throw that out? Yeah. If I start hearing this, it's like when you smell almonds or burnt toast. If I start singing this just out of the blue, it's time to go to sleep. But it does feel like that should be the thing. So it feels like if you. If you were. I imagine this is what it feels like to be poisoned. Everything's foggy. It's really weird. Anyway, if there's an EMT driving around, wants to give me a freebie, pop in here, give me. Give me a look. See, with that pen, flashlight, you're gonna.

[Brady]

Kanye and Bianca. Yeah. Be careful.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Oh.

[Brady]

What do you mean, bring the finger in?

[John Holmberg]

Oh. Oh, you think I'll get. You think they'll check my prostate?

[Brady]

You never know.

[John Holmberg]

That is a thorough exam for a head injury. I think I hit my head. All right, we're. Take a look in your. Why I'm an extremely thorough doctor.

[Brady]

I'll walk you down the hall. I'm sure they'll do an exam for you.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. If I walk by. Oh, man. Yesterday I walked by one of the people from that station.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And I'm just. I said, hey, how's it going? I got the incredible cold shoulder. Oh, it wasn't. Hey, what's going on? Like, oh, kittens got claws. What just happened? Why are you mad at me? I celebrate your station like no one else. I. I call it what it really is. We're actually the only ones that accept you, Katie Gay B. Yeah. I have people from your station over on our station all the time if you want to come by. You could, but on the, like. Whoa.

[Brady]

Okay. Bianca can get away with it. Because she's with Kanye. But Squidward, not happening.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, with me, it's gonna be problems. Oh, yeah. I' tackled for some reason, it would look like I'm trying to rape her. Brady with a naked lady is just automatically like, two people left the insane asylum and they gotta get him back home. I would definitely be arrested next to her. Like, and she'd be like, don't take him away. He's like, what's he doing next to this beautiful angel? It'd be like, if I got too close to, like, art in a museum, some alarms would go off. Brett with the naked lady would feel like a hostage situation. A Toledo with a naked lady would just make everybody else pass out. It's just. I just. I just don't have a problem with that. I think that's great. But look, again, all I thought of last night when they broke up is they've got to get back together. Bianca and Kanye aren't going to find anybody else. This was a per. You may hate it, but on Valentine's Day, it's time to look at what perfect matches are. Very few people have one. I think that was it. I think the tolerance level for both of them is that there's no way they find someone else that's as interesting and stimulates them as much after this. And how do you date Bianca after that? Like, you're going to bore her to.

[Brett]

The same man the entire time.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, when they started, yeah, he started with that Jew thing with the Kardashians and Adidas. Adidas and the Kardashians. And he started screaming about Jew stuff and being angry and then Hitler stuff. And then he found her a clone, a better version of Kim Kardashian. I don't know. That was a better version.

[Brett]

So then if he's been that guy and we're asking, well, is there someone out there? Well, she went for it.

[John Holmberg]

But my point, Brady, isn't so much. You keep focusing on how are you going to find a Nazi who loves being naked who looks like that? It's not going to happen. How's she going to find somebody that loves it? Well, yeah, but the nudity. At least Kim put clothes on. She was slutty, but she wasn't naked. He took Kim Kardashian and he took her clothes off and said, you're coming with me. She goes, sure. That's how into him she was. She's like, yeah, I'll show everybody my labia at the Grammys because I love you. That's a love. That's love. That's love. None of us have that. None of us have ever had that. I want people to see what you're doing to me. I want to see. I want people to see how lucky you are. And I'll do it because you asked me to. I'm like, good God, that's love. Ask your wife tonight. Why don't you unbutton one more button, give me a little extra. Shut up. It's not happening. I'm gonna give you that extra button pig.

[Brett]

You're gross.

[John Holmberg]

And then you take her out for dinner. Think about it. The other thing we're not talking about is he takes her to dinner. She's not eating anything. She'll bloat. She's gonna keep it together. She's also. And as much money as he has, she's super inexpensive, goes to dinners, doesn't make a fool of herself. And she's not at buffet lines. She's not getting that dessert.

[Brett]

The Valentine's buffet is a bad.

[John Holmberg]

There's never. There's never. It's a terrible. There's never like a tummy issue before bed because she didn't eat. Comes home, she has some Alka Seltzer or whatever puts in that thing for sustenance. Maybe an insurer. She's ready to go.

[Brett]

Some electrolytes.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, get her a little Gatorade. I feel bloated. Damn. Doesn't show. Been naked all day. Anyway, happy Valentine's Day. But we're all. We're all just trying to be like Kanye and Bianca. And it sucks to see that they might not make it, but I think they'll get back together. You get out there on Bumble and start asking for a girl who never wears clothes in public, goes to the gym constantly, keeps it together, has, you know, 34 triple Ds and also hates Jews. That is a tough grab. That's a. You do that search and it's just going to. Person's gonna show up and it's gonna be Bianca. This is the Pina Colada song all over again. They're gonna find each other accidentally. If you hate the Jews and like being naked and getting caught naked at the Grammys, oh, my God, it's the you. We're a perfect match. Kanye. Anyway, she's not smart enough to say his name. Let's. Let's get a wake up song. 585-9800. And we'll assess this. I'm very much like an alcoholic. It's break by break. We'll see how I feel after this. Okay, first one going. All right. Little dizzy. Might lay down. Go away for a little while. It's 5-8 5-9800. That's the number. You give it to us, and we'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake up. It's out of control now. 98 Ku PD.