02-16-26 - WWBD - MIX - He Saw His Mom In Law On A Dominatrix Only Fans Page - He Saw A Hot Tranny - BO

Summary

Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness (98KUPD)

Episode: 02-16-26 - WWBD - MIX

Date: February 16, 2026
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo

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Episode Overview

This episode dives into two wild “What Would Brady Do?” (WWBD) listener dilemmas: one involving the shocking discovery of a mother-in-law’s secret dominatrix OnlyFans, and the other confronting attraction and confusion over a neighbor’s gender identity. As always, the HMS crew approaches each scenario with their characteristic humor, irreverence, and no-holds-barred honesty.

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Main Topics & Discussion Points

1. Dilemma: The Dominatrix Mother-in-Law on OnlyFans

(Starts ~01:49)

• Listener Email: Joey confesses he's discovered his mother-in-law has an OnlyFans account as a dominatrix, unmistakably identified by the room she films in (“the spare room” he’s slept in). Unsure whether to tell his wife, Joey seeks advice.
• Hosts’ Initial Reactions:
  • John Holmberg marvels at the irony: the mother-in-law insisted on separate rooms for decency, but that room is her online “puss room.”

    “Mom had boundaries sexually that the kids couldn't stay in the same bedroom… but the room she made Joey sleep in was her puss room for the Internet. How about that?” – John (01:53)

  • The shock and amusement are palpable as the team riffs on the absurdity.
• Dilemmas and Advice:
  • Bret Vesely wonders if the wife would be upset—at her mother, or the husband for looking.

    “How's that your problem that she's mad at her mom? She mad at you for seeing her mom doing dominatrix stuff?” – Bret (04:11)

  • John argues transparency is best:

    “I'm smashing all the eggs. I am walking right across and talking.” – John (06:54)

  • Brady Bogen debates whether to address it with the daughter, the mother-in-law, or nobody at all:

    “I'm leaving it alone. And none of my business. Who cares?” – Brady (07:14)

  • Dick Toledo adds to that “get down with your bad self” sentiment.

• Lingering Jokes & Scenarios:
  Lots of hypothetical ribbing—if this happened in their own families, how they'd prank friends or handle aftershocks.

  “What if it was your buddy? Oh, never ending. If I saw [their] steps... I'd go straight over to, like, Seba's and buy chaps and leather and go, ‘Hey, Mark, your mom left this at my house last night.’” – John (09:45)

• Memorable Quotes:
  • “It's out of my hands now. There's gonna be an occasional joke now and again. ‘Hey, your mom's on TV again.’” – John (06:32)
  • “That's why you got to tell her daughter and not her. Let the daughter handle it.” – John (12:17)
• Team Consensus:
  Most agree—tell the wife, don’t keep this under wraps, but don’t get too deep into confronting the mother-in-law head-on.

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2. Dilemma: Neighbor or “Hot Tranny”?

(Starts ~13:04)

• Listener Email: A listener is drawn to an attractive neighbor, only to suspect mid-conversation she might be trans. He candidly confesses, “If I find out it's a tranny, I still want to gulp it. Is that bad?”
• Hosts’ Honest Reactions:
  • The show erupts in banter and comedic discomfort.
  • John plays out the “what would you do” scenarios:

    “You were like, this is a good looking person… But there also is a possibility this person has male genitalia. Do you stop right there or do you try to find out you're wrong?” – John (13:51)

  • Brady and Bret both state:

    “I'm stopping. Just in case.” – Bret (14:09)

  • “What would you do if you already finished a couple of times? Then the pants came down?” – John (14:26)
  • Jokes about NDAs, “Crying Game moments,” and needing a shower with “simple green and a scrub brush” illustrate their classic, no-filter style.
• Broader Reflection:
  • John reflects on changing attitudes as he ages:

    “The older I get, the less surprised by stuff I am. That one would still get me… I’d tip the cap and I'd reciprocate.” – John (15:29)

• Memorable Moment:

  • “After I yacked, you would have a Crying Game moment. You'd throw up the whole time.” – John (15:52)

• Consensus:
  While their reactions are mostly comedic, they reinforce boundaries—with a touch of open-minded self-mockery.

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Notable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

• On Talking to the Wife about Mom’s OnlyFans:
  • “To me, that's what you think… I couldn't live with that weight on me. Pretending that I had to tap dance around that. No way.” – John Holmberg (06:32)
• On Confronting the Mother-in-Law:
  • “I'm not going to be there when it's brought up. I'm. I'm. I. Christopher Columbus. This thing, I found it. I discovered the video.” – John Holmberg (12:30)
• On Neighbor’s Gender Identity Discovery:
  • “What do you do if you already finished a couple of times? Then the pants came down?” – John (14:26)
  • “The older I get, the more I realize... that one would still get me. I'd tip the cap and I'd reciprocate.” – John (15:29)
• On Getting Over It:
  • “I'd be in the shower with a simple green bottle and a scrub brush.” – [Brady] (16:49)

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Humorous Asides & Running Jokes

• The infamous “puss room” label for the mother-in-law’s OnlyFans filming space.
• Repeated speculation and half-joking requests for Joey to send the OnlyFans screen name.
• Imaginary pranks (“Hey Mark, your mom left this at my house last night!”) if this happened in a friend group.

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Recap & Tone

True to HMS’s reputation, the episode blends jaw-dropping listener dilemmas with bold, sometimes crude honesty and relentless humor. Brady leans “laissez-faire/fire-and-forget,” John advocates for brutal transparency, and the group never misses a chance for a zinger—even while offering genuine (if offbeat) advice.

Listeners get:

• A wild ride through taboo-but-true dilemmas.
• Glimpses of the crew’s own boundaries (or lack thereof).
• Enough laughs to lighten even the most awkward subjects.

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End of Summary

Transcript

[A]

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[D]

Dear Brady, my mother in law has an only fans page. She's a dominatrix. Don't ask how I found it. I want to tell my wife, but I can't do it. I already kind of asked my mother in law if she knew about OnlyFans she was convincing. I did it passive aggressively. And to her credit, she played it off as an ignorant person to the topic. But I saw it and I know it's her because it's in the spare room of her house. And I know that room because before I married her daughter, that's the one I had to sleep in when I stayed there. What would Brady do? Joey, here's what I like already in this story. Reading between the lines. Mom had boundaries sexually that the kids couldn't stay in the same bedroom because you know, she's so moral. But the room she made Joey sleep in was her puss room for the Internet. How about that? A dominatrix to boot.

[E]

And then his wife, the daughter has no idea.

[D]

No idea. Cause she was raised as a girl.

[F]

My mom would be really upset if we slept in the same bed. She's kind of old fashioned.

[D]

Meanwhile she's got barbed wire wrapped around her thighs. What do you do about that?

[E]

Because there's a part that you want to tell like, oh, by the way, I found something. See, that's the confirm it.

[D]

That's the good thing about being me. I'd be blabbing at this. Come in here, come in here. Like the second I saw it. That's your mom.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

She's crazy. And I would do it immediately. And I'd, I don't, I'd let, I'd let.

[B]

Would you give an honest critique by the way?

[D]

Mom, I wouldn't look long. I don't know that I'd talk to.

[A]

Her Ms. Cans mom.

[D]

But I'd make it. I'd expose it to, to Joey's wife.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Like, look at this. I would definitely make it that I know. And then you know the quote.

[F]

What are you looking on dominatrix sites?

[D]

I don't know. Stumbled across. It's what I do. I have no like that kind of thing.

[E]

I got no beef exposing it's exposing it out of the fact that you just want her to be aware or that you know, you don't think, you know, your wife's going to be really happy about that necessarily or you don't know. How's that your problem? Well, you're in a relationship with her.

[D]

I know, but how's it your problem that she's mad at her mom? She mad at you for seeing her mom doing dominatrix stuff?

[E]

Yeah. And if you're you know, like doing.

[D]

You know, laughing and hilarious because it's, you can't be burdened with that kind of weight and actually like, oh, I better not say. You're gonna say that to everybody. It's gonna slip out. You kind of.

[E]

Wait. My wife's mom is a.

[D]

Well, I wouldn't say it to you guys until I. I might actually.

[E]

Oh, you would?

[D]

I might, yeah. It'd be hilarious if my mom was doing it. Be like, you're not gonna believe this. No, I don't want anybody to see it. And I certainly are gonna turn. You guys can look all you want, but I would. If I. I couldn't live without.

[E]

I think I'd have to address it. Like, if I'm gonna have to say something, which I'm. I want all three in the room.

[D]

Why?

[B]

Look at you.

[D]

Scorched earth, man. Huge, huge issues. They're gonna turn that on you.

[F]

Yeah, they are.

[D]

You're stirring it up between the two of them. You're looking at dominatrix sites that someone found this. Hey, wait a minute. Don't you have to pay for OnlyFans?

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Didn't he kick in to see her?

[E]

Yeah, if he's.

[A]

Unless he just saw a quick screenshot or something like the teaser.

[E]

Yeah, I'm saying, like, if he got it from a friend. But if he's out there searching.

[D]

So he's searching.

[E]

Then it would be telling them also. Oh, I see what you're doing.

[D]

Right. And that's where you have to go. Yeah, I look at that stuff and I got no shit.

[E]

But again, that's new territory for them.

[B]

Maybe.

[E]

Maybe the whole.

[D]

Not for Mom.

[E]

Which would be good because the whole family's on keeping. Doesn't sound like much new territory.

[D]

I think Mom's explored some. She's like Lewis and Clark.

[A]

We need a screen name to check this out.

[D]

Yeah, Joey, fire over a screen name and see what you got here. Your mother in law smacking asses and shoving high heels and stuff. Yeah, to me that's what you think. That's not my age.

[E]

I mean, if you're gonna do it. Bringing it up.

[D]

I'm telling.

[E]

Being a little respectful.

[D]

Tell the wife. Hey, found your mom. You wanna see it? She's doing dominatrix stuff on OnlyFans.

[F]

You're horrible.

[D]

No, not as horrible as your mom. You wanna see it? No, you should talk to her and leave it at that. And if she starts going, I can't.

[F]

Believe you're doing this.

[D]

I didn't do anything. Your mom's doing it. She's the one lying to you. She wants to make it about you.

[E]

Then don't tell anyone.

[D]

All right, I won't. But I Told you. I don't know how you're gonna handle it, but this is off my plate. And now there's gonna be an occasional joke now and again. Hey, your mom's on TV again. And it's just some lady in leather. Yeah, I couldn't live with that weight on me. Pretending that I had to tap dance around that. No way. I am smashing all the eggs. I am walking right across and talking.

[E]

Well, that's what I'm saying. But I try to address it as not me.

[D]

Gotta be funny.

[E]

That blows it up.

[D]

Yeah, I think that makes it seem more seedy than it is. If you just make it like it's no big deal to you.

[E]

With her, for sure. With my wife.

[A]

With who?

[E]

Well, I was saying, like the mother in law.

[D]

I would never talk to her about it.

[A]

I'm leaving it alone.

[D]

Really.

[A]

And none of my business. Who cares?

[D]

That's.

[A]

That's why she's giving a nub to some dude on a video. Don't care. None of my business.

[B]

Get down with your bad self.

[E]

Yeah, there's some of that.

[A]

You do what you got to do.

[D]

I couldn't live with that. I'd have to tell you guys. Then it's coming out somehow.

[A]

Well, that's fine, but you know, there's no reason to bring it up to her.

[D]

I hate to use this analogy, but you put your finger in the dike for only so long before the thing. It's gonna find another way out.

[A]

But again, I think we need a screen name to, you know, just that. Needs to see your correct answer on this. Yeah, I'll check it out.

[D]

Stomping on a neighbor's balls to confirm.

[A]

Hey, I may show you guys the video the next day.

[D]

So can confirm. You may have already shown us.

[A]

That's possible.

[F]

Hear the words you say sometimes.

[B]

I mean, who talks like that?

[F]

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[D]

Yeah, I couldn't. I couldn't let that go for a minute. I mean, I'd probably sit there with my mouth open. I'd look like a manchi chi for about 12 minutes. And then, oh, this is gold Debbings. Have you seen your mom, Mark? Oh, yeah. What if it was your buddy? Oh, never ending. If I saw steps, oh, my God. I'd go straight over to, like, Seba's and buy chaps and leather and go, hey, Mark, your mom left this at my house last night. What are you talking about? And then just on top, it's got a website.

[E]

Actually, I like that idea.

[D]

Oh, my God, it would be great. Oh, Lord almighty. Dear prady's Lord, if possible, could you take my friend Mark's mother and convince her that dominatrix videos are a great idea and then send them to me? Not that I want to see them. Lord, that's seedy and gross. I want to tease Mark about it forever. And hopefully if Mark's praying his way and he gets my mom to do it, I would. I'd laugh hysterically. I mean, my. There'd be a boy. I think bus hit me in the head hard last week. The palm slap to my forehead would put me on the I'd be sleeping on the freeway again.

[B]

You'd be in the protocol again.

[D]

Somebody told me that Sleeping on the freeway. If you. This is why I'm not going to the doctor for this head injury. They'll take your driver's license away.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

I was tired.

[B]

Stands to reason, doesn't it?

[D]

No.

[B]

A little bit.

[D]

I've fallen asleep on the freeway plenty of times. Nothing to it. We've all. I've seen you doze off in this room every once in a while. I know you're doing it behind the wheel. Everybody's had that. Whoa. I just fell asleep. Mine was more of a blast.

[E]

Try to wake yourself up by doing things.

[D]

Mine was more of a, uh.

[E]

Oh.

[D]

What? Huh? I'm going out. I couldn't stop it.

[A]

So you.

[D]

You sit everybody down and have some tender meeting about mom saying stuffing so.

[E]

You know it's out. Stuffing nubs.

[F]

I watch you put avocados in a man's ass on the interwebs.

[E]

Impressive.

[F]

And I think the family should know this in a group setting where I'm laying this bomb on everybody.

[E]

I gathered you all here.

[F]

This intervention is gonna take a second.

[E]

Actually, you're throwing it out there because you don't care who it's open for. Everyone.

[A]

Me?

[E]

No, no, I'm saying that to the mom.

[B]

By just doing it.

[D]

No, because if she was throwing it out, then she'd have told somebody.

[B]

Yeah, she'd be doing it for.

[D]

She does care. She would have told somebody.

[B]

Only fan.

[D]

That's why you got to tell her daughter and not her. Let the daughter handle it.

[F]

Joey saw you on the Internet. Mom in the room. You make him sleep in. The push room. Oh, my God, the puss room.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

That's a good way of bringing it up.

[D]

Yeah, well, look, I'm not going to be there when it's brought up. I'm just letting everybody know. I'm. I'm. I. Christopher Columbus. This thing, I found it. I discovered the video. Dear Brady. Oh, there's a girl living a couple houses down. And there's a chain link fence between my house and theirs so I can see everything. Classy. She's been peacocking around the backyard in skimpy outfits even when it's cold. And I'm thinking to myself, is she doing this for me?

[E]

What's up, girl? What up, playa?

[F]

What up, playa? How you doing, player?

[D]

Last night I saw her when I was on a walk and I introduced myself. Something wasn't right, but she's very pretty. In the middle of telling me stuff, I realized this is possibly a tranny. Here's the rest of the story. If I find out it's a tranny. I still want to gulp it. Is that bad? For real, though, that's how hot he. She was. Would you do this not knowing and see if it is. Even if you had? No.

[E]

Let's go on to the next story.

[D]

If you liked a person that was very pretty.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

And you were like, this is a good looking person. And then midway through you're like. But there also is a possibility this person has male genitalia. Do you stop right there or do you try to find out you're wrong?

[E]

Like I said, you're not. I'm stopping.

[D]

You're stopping Just in case.

[E]

What would you do?

[D]

What would you do if you didn't have suspicion?

[E]

I didn't know and you didn't know.

[D]

And you went there and the pants came down.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

There's a manhandle.

[E]

I would stop right there.

[D]

Would you?

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

What if you had gotten to the point where you'd already finished a couple of times?

[E]

Okay.

[D]

Then the pants came down.

[E]

I would have an NDA out there. Sign this. Let's not talk about this.

[D]

So you're making out.

[E]

And you got duped.

[D]

The trans goes and gives you the greatest experience of your life with a mouth hug. And then you're like, let's. Let's keep going. And then drops trowel. And you just realize, I got duped.

[A]

By the way, my name is Tim and I fixed BMW.

[E]

You got me.

[D]

You got me.

[E]

A little mistake.

[D]

Where's Ashton?

[E]

But I want to make it clear that I, you know, there's people that go out there and beat the crap out of the person not doing that.

[D]

Well, especially in your condition. Your legs would be all wobbly, you'd be relaxed. You can't start chingazos the second you've been blown, you've been blown into submission.

[E]

They got you, all right? They got one on you. No big deal.

[D]

The older I get, the more I realize.

[E]

Again, that's why the NDA's right there.

[D]

I tell you this, the older I get, the less surprised by stuff I am. That one would still get me. You know what? I'd tip the cap and I'd reciprocate. Cause God damn it, I don't know.

[E]

If I'd go back in.

[D]

What if?

[E]

Well, I do.

[A]

I know I would.

[D]

It would great.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

And then you found out it had a dingler dangler. And then a few days later, like all men do when they're kind of, you know, single, living alone, doing whatever, the phone rings. Hey, what are you doing? Wanna go watch the game? Oh, that is a good mouth hug. After I yacked, you would have a Crying Game moment. You'd throw up the whole time.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

I think 20 years ago.

[C]

Why.

[D]

I'd be crazy now. I don't think I'd ever stop laughing.

[E]

I might.

[C]

I would.

[E]

There would be laughter involved after that. Maybe not right there. That spot. But.

[D]

But I couldn't go the next day. Yes. Oh, there's some. There's. I believe what happened that night's gonna be a tough sleep. And I don't think I'm coming in the next day with the story. No, I think it's gonna be. I remember about five years ago when I was with that neighbor lady.

[E]

Don't know what you're talking about.

[D]

Anyway, turned out it had a manhandle. And I did it three more times. And then I never saw her again.

[A]

I'd be in the shower with a simple green bottle and a scrub brush.

[D]

I would just laugh. I think I'd hit the simple at that point.

[A]

What are you gonna do?

[D]

You can't do anything.

[E]

Yeah. You got your BMW fixed. That's right.

[D]

Yeah. And now you got a good mechanic. I got a transmission slipping over here.

[E]

You got a good wrench.

[D]

You know. You got a good mechanic.

[A]

Yep.

[D]

Because it's a man.

[A]

The can fix my tranny.

[D]

Exactly. It's out of control now.

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