Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Release Date: February 17, 2025

Hosts:

• John Holmberg (Main Host)
• Brady Bogen
• Bret Vesely (Attributed as "C")
• Dick Toledo (Attributed as "D")
• E (Co-host)

1. Introduction to President's Day News

At [01:33], Brady kicks off the segment with President's Day news, blending celebrations with intriguing fun facts.

Brady:
"Good Monday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello world. Happy President's Day. And also Random Acts of Kindness Day."

2. Fun Facts: Sutter Buttes and US Postal Service

Brady shares fascinating information about the world's smallest mountain range and unique postal service practices.

• Sutter Buttes:

  • Described as "a circular area of volcanic remnants about 10 miles across," formed [02:02] approximately 1.6 million years ago.

  Brady:
  "The world's smallest mountain range is just outside of Sacramento, California. It's called the Sutter Buttes... It was formed 1.6 million years ago."

• US Postal Service Quirks:

  • Discussed at [02:15], highlighting unconventional items that can be mailed without a box, such as coconuts, potatoes, and pillows.

  Brady:
  "You can send a coconut, a potato, a sombrero, a brick, an inflated beach ball, a Frisbee, and a pillow through the US Postal Service without a box."

3. Poll: Driving a Bridge to Europe

A poll was conducted to gauge public interest in driving across a hypothetical bridge from the USA to Europe.

• Results:

  • 35% Yes
  • 19% Maybe
  • 18% No
  • 28% Hell no, it'd be a 3100-mile trek

• Discussion Points:

  • The closest point proposed is from Maine to Portugal, a distance necessitating 36 hours of driving at maximum highway speeds.

  Brady:
  "A new poll asked people, if it were possible, would you drive across a massive bridge from USA to Europe... it would take you 36 hours to complete."

Bret ("C") expressed skepticism about the feasibility during adverse weather conditions, citing concerns like Nor'easters.

4. Counterfeit Stamp Bust in Chicago

Brady reports on a significant crackdown by U.S. Customs and Border Protection on counterfeit Forever stamps.

• Details:

  • 161,000 fake stamps intercepted, largely originating from China.
  • Genuine value of the seized stamps estimated at $118,000.

  Brady:
  "The U.S. customs and Border protection agencies made a big bust in Chicago. They caught boxes of counterfeit US stamps. The Forever stamps. 161,000 fake stamps."

Bret ("C") humorously remarked on the credibility of the operation, highlighting the extensive investigation involved.

5. Ozempic Thefts in Brazil

A surge in thefts related to the diabetes drug Ozempic is affecting Brazil.

• Impact:

  • Criminals are targeting bodegas and pharmacies, demanding cash and stealing Ozempic in high demand.

  Brady:
  "There's a big crime spree going on in Brazil right now. Not only they're knocking off bodegas pharmacies... They want the gold Ozempic."

Discussion:
The hosts delved into the side effects and societal implications of Ozempic usage, with Bret ("C") humorously critiquing its effects on personal relationships.

6. Gun Discharge Incident at School

A concerning incident involving a gun discharge occurred at Huntsville Elementary School in Alabama.

• Incident Overview:

  • A 23-year-old student accidentally discharged a firearm from his backpack, hitting another classmate.
  • The bullet was fortunately stopped by a laptop.

  Brady:
  "An Alabama second grader at Huntsville Elementary School had a gun discharge in his backpack... the firearm discharged while inside the pack backpack."

Bret ("C") questioned how the handgun entered the student's backpack, emphasizing the severity of school safety.

7. Viewer-Submitted Videos and Discussions

The hosts reviewed various viewer-submitted videos, ranging from humorous motorcycle mishaps to concerning incidents involving animals at zoos.

• Motorcycle Ride Video:
  Showcased a couple on a motorcycle with questionable safety measures, prompting light-hearted criticism.

  Bret ("C"):
  "He's wearing the helmet. That can't be the approved outfit for riding a bike, though."

• Zoo Animal Behavior Video:
  Featured a monkey exhibiting unusual behavior by eating its feces, leading to discussions on animal training and natural behaviors.

  Bret ("C"):
  "That's like those two Guinness twins, only with one bike."

8. Amputee Sexualization Discussion

A controversial segment where the hosts discussed the sexualization of amputees, sparked by a historical reference to amputee-themed pornography from the 1970s.

• Key Points:

  • Debate over the appropriateness and ethics of sexualizing physical disabilities.
  • Hosts shared personal opinions, with some expressing discomfort and criticizing the normalization of such content.

  Bret ("C"):
  "The last thing you want your marriage to be is soft and dry or your relationship. But you ozem pigged up because you plopped on a bunch of weight."

Note: This segment touched on sensitive topics and may be considered inappropriate by some listeners.

9. Closing Remarks and Additional News

John Holmberg wrapped up the episode by mentioning additional news items, including Chester Bennington's son's gender revelation and humorous musings on celebrity relationships.

John Holmberg:
"Linkin park in the news this week, too is Chester Bennington's son has come out as transgender."

Conclusion: This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness navigated through a diverse range of topics, from light-hearted fun facts and public polls to serious discussions on crime and sensitive social issues. The hosts engaged in lively banter, providing listeners with both information and entertainment.

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