Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: February 17, 2025 Title: Entertainment Drill - MON - Fox News Anchor Announces She's Having Elon's 13th Child - Ozzy Confirms He Won't Do Full Black Sabbath Set But Will Sing Some Songs

1. Benny Blanco’s Unconventional Valentine's Gift to Selena Gomez

The episode kicks off with a humorous discussion about Benny Blanco's surprising Valentine's gift to Selena Gomez. Instead of traditional gifts, Blanco allegedly filled Gomez's bathtub with cheese and tortilla chips—a gesture that left listeners both baffled and amused.

• Benny: "Benny Blanco's Valentine's gift to Selena Gomez was. He filled her tub with cheese."
  [02:20]

• Brady: "He filled a big tub to the brim. I gotta give it to him now. That's just kind of neat. That's so excessive."
  [03:25]

The hosts delve into the impracticality and messiness of such a gift, highlighting its excessiveness and questioning the thought process behind it. They also touch upon public criticism, noting comments about the wastefulness of the gesture, especially in contexts where others are in need.

• Benny: "People were pointing out how wasteful it was and said there are children starving in Gaza and all around the world."
  [03:18]

The conversation humorously speculates about the logistics of maintaining such a gift, including the challenges of cleaning and the sheer volume of cheese involved.

2. Warner Brothers Greenlights Goonies Sequel with Spielberg and Columbus

Transitioning to film news, the hosts discuss Warner Brothers' announcement of a sequel to the beloved classic, "The Goonies." The project boasts renowned producers Steven Spielberg and Chris Columbus, sparking excitement and nostalgia among fans.

• Benny: "Warner Brothers announced the Goonies sequel. It's a go. Steven Spielberg and Chris Columbus are on board as producers."
  [05:04]

• Brady: "I don't like this. Where's my fratali?"
  [05:13]

The conversation reflects mixed feelings, with Brady expressing reluctance while acknowledging the potential success due to the involvement of high-profile producers. They muse about Spielberg's continued involvement in major projects and humorously ponder the creative direction the sequel might take.

3. Fox News Anchor Cheryl Crowe Announces Elon Musk is Expecting His 13th Child

A major highlight of the episode is the revelation about Elon Musk's expanding family. Cheryl Crowe, a prominent Fox News anchor, publicly announces her pregnancy, confirming that Elon Musk is the father of her 13th child. This news adds to Musk's already extensive list of children from previous relationships.

• Benny: "Cheryl Crowe, Fox News. The regular guest there, Ashley St. Clair just announced that Elon is the father of the newborn baby. That makes number 13 for Elon."
  [05:54]

• Brady: "You let Elon cream pie you immediately, young lady. Right now. Are you ovulating? Get in there."
  [07:08]

The hosts discuss the implications of this announcement, touching upon the media frenzy it has generated and Elon Musk's reputation for maintaining privacy despite multiple media outlets attempting to bring his personal life into the spotlight. They also humorously comment on the practicality and financial aspects of Musk's numerous offspring.

• Benny: "He's catching it. Be catching you."
  [06:18]

The segment underscores the public's fascination with Musk's personal life and the challenges of managing privacy amid constant media attention.

4. Ozzy Osbourne’s Final Black Sabbath Performance: Partial Set Only

Shifting gears to the music world, the hosts discuss Ozzy Osbourne's upcoming final performance with Black Sabbath. Contrary to fans' expectations, Ozzy has confirmed that he will not perform the full set but will instead sing select songs.

• Benny: "We've been reading the scroll this morning about Ozzy. And he will not play the full set with Black Sabbath on the final show."
  [07:42]

• Brady: "He's going to be there as well. It would be fantastic. He's just lost his drummer."
  [08:24]

The conversation highlights Ozzy's decision to limit his performance, speculating on his reasons, such as health concerns or a desire to streamline the concert. They express mixed emotions, with some fans likely disappointed by the partial set, while others appreciate any opportunity to hear Ozzy perform live.

• Benny: "He says he wants to do, you know, play it by ear, do a couple of songs. And he'd like to save enough energy to be able to do one song with Corey Feldman."
  [08:35]

The hosts discuss the potential lineup for the final show, including guest appearances and the logistics of coordinating performances after the loss of Black Sabbath's drummer. They also humorously critique the idea of aging rock stars attempting vigorous performances, comparing it unfavorably to other aging celebrities.

• Brady: "I don't want to see that band at all. But that lineup they've got for the final show looks incredible."
  [08:53]

Conclusion

Throughout the episode, John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo navigate through a series of entertaining and sometimes bizarre news stories with their characteristic humor and candidness. From extravagant celebrity gifts and major film announcements to high-profile personal revelations and iconic musicians scaling back their performances, the show offers listeners a blend of laughter, surprise, and thoughtful commentary.

Notable discussions include the absurdity of Benny Blanco's Valentine's gift, the nostalgic eagerness for a "Goonies" sequel, the sensational news of Elon's expanding family, and the bittersweet farewell to Ozzy Osbourne's complete performances with Black Sabbath. These topics not only engage the audience with current entertainment news but also provide insightful and humorous perspectives that resonate with both regular listeners and newcomers alike.

Key Quotes:

• Benny: "People were pointing out how wasteful it was and said there are children starving in Gaza and all around the world."
  [03:18]

• Brady: "He's going to be there as well. It would be fantastic. He's just lost his drummer."
  [08:24]

• Benny: "Cheryl Crowe, Fox News. The regular guest there, Ashley St. Clair just announced that Elon is the father of the newborn baby. That makes number 13 for Elon."
  [05:54]

These quotes encapsulate the hosts' reactions and add depth to the topics discussed, providing listeners with memorable snippets of the lively conversation that characterizes Holmberg's Morning Sickness.