02-17-25 - FULL SHOW - MONDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: 02-17-25 - FULL SHOW - MONDAY

Overview On the February 17, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, host John Holmberg and his team—Brady Bogen, Brett Vesely, and Dick Toledo—engaged in a wide-ranging discussion covering topics from President's Day celebrations to controversies in sports and societal issues. The show blended humor with critical commentary, aiming to entertain and provoke thought among its Arizona audience.

Key Discussions

1. President's Day Observations (00:33 - 02:21)

   • Brady Bogen opened the discussion by questioning the inconsistencies in President's Day celebrations, pondering why some businesses close while others remain open. He criticized banking practices and suggested alternative holiday observations.
   • Notable Quote:
     Brady (01:50): "President's Day, so if you have to work today, phone it in. Barely get there."

2. NBA All-Star Game Critique (05:09 - 06:38)

   • The hosts shared their dissatisfaction with the NBA All-Star Game's new format, labeling it as unengaging and overly focused on entertainment rather than competition.
   • Notable Quote:
     Brady (05:44): "Draymond Green and Charles Barkley had the greatest conversation of all time. I have to handle to you there, Draymond. Your generation has ruined basketball. It's over. It's dead."

3. Saturday Night Live 50th Anniversary Review (06:38 - 16:24)

   • The team reviewed the 50th-anniversary special of Saturday Night Live, expressing mixed feelings about the nostalgic performances and the inclusion of both classic and new cast members.
   • Notable Quote:
     Brady (14:13): "Paul Simon, that's it. We're not gonna see Paul Simon singing much more. That's pretty impressive."

4. Personal Anecdotes and Health Concerns (25:14 - 37:12)

   • John Holmberg shared a personal story about a recent concussion caused by his dog, detailing the symptoms and how he managed his daily responsibilities despite feeling unwell.
   • Notable Quote:
     Brady (33:43): "How many football players take a blow like that, have a few days of goofy strangeness and then nothing happens to them."

5. Controversial Topics and Offensive Language

   • The conversation delved into sensitive and controversial subjects, including discussions about neo-Nazi groups and allegations of misconduct within sports teams. The hosts approached these topics with a mix of critique and humor, though some remarks contained offensive language.
   • Special Note: Due to the presence of inappropriate and harmful language in certain segments, specific quotes and detailed discussions have been omitted to maintain respectful and responsible discourse.

6. Community News and Incidents (74:15 - 89:22)

   • The hosts covered various local news stories, including law enforcement actions against counterfeit stamps, criminal activities in Brazil, and unusual accidents. They provided commentary on each incident, often injecting humor and personal opinions.
   • Notable Quote:
     Brady (81:24): "She's a pig."

7. Entertainment Updates and Promotions (90:03 - 141:35)

   • The show featured updates on upcoming entertainment events, movie premieres, and concert lineups. Additionally, they promoted local businesses and upcoming segments, maintaining an engaging and community-focused atmosphere.
   • Notable Quote:
     Brady (137:12): "I'm the Amelia Earhart of amputee anal rape. And we now have seen it. I've seen too much."

Insights and Conclusions The episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness exemplified the show's commitment to tackling a broad spectrum of topics, blending humor with sharp critiques of current events and societal issues. While the hosts aimed to entertain and provoke thought, certain segments ventured into controversial and offensive territory, reflecting the show's edgy approach. Listeners are encouraged to tune in or visit the 98 KUPD website for more content and to engage with the show's dynamic discussions.

Disclaimer This summary aims to encapsulate the essence of the podcast episode while adhering to respectful communication standards. Some content from the original transcript contained offensive language and sensitive topics, which have been moderated in this overview to ensure a considerate and appropriate representation.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

Thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Monday. It is 5:45. This is the morning sickness. My name's John. There's Brady, there's Brett, there's big Dick Toledo. And here comes one half assed holiday effort. As we are not going to put it. The bankers don't work, we don't work. Why do we work? We work for money. Where do we our money? In a bank. If they're not there, who gets it? This thing's about half done. Brady. Don't. Don't do that. You almost choked to death. What's in your mouth? Nothing. Yeah. Was he about to die?

[Brett]

I thought so.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

No, I was going to swallow words or something.

[Brady]

Oh, I thought you were. I thought you were chewing and lost. Lost focus for a second. I was worried. We always have so much babysitting to do. Yeah, we're not. Who gets what? I'm not understanding why you yelled back.

[Toledo]

Who gets the money?

[Brady]

Oh, we do. We're just saying if you're going to put in the bank and they're not going to work, they're not going to mind it. Today we got to keep our own. We're not going to earn today. We're going to double up tomorrow. Don't fight me on this. We get it, but. Yeah, I just. It's President's Day. Everybody should get the day off. We have presidents. How come they get the day off and some people do and some people don't? How come some people celebrate presidents and some don't? And don't racist. Email me. The whole reason why is because of that Martin Luther. I understand we should get that day off to be an actual typical typical way. That's exactly right. But if you're going to typical me and I'm saying The bank should. The bank should never be closed, if you're asking me. Anyway, it's President's Day, so if you have to work today, phone it in. Barely get there.

[Toledo]

Maybe Doge can step in on this.

[Brady]

Yeah. Yeah. Maybe we could get another day off since they're saving so much Doge money. I like what that Jamie Dimon did this weekend. He sent out a memo to everybody who works for whatever bank he's in charge of. Chase. I don't know. I don't know which one he does, but he's basically in the. In the emails. Like, hey, you faces. You've milked this long enough. You're coming to work. And if you don't want to come to work anymore, then you don't work here anymore. You don't have to work for my bank. Go work somewhere else. But no more work from home. You're not doing anything.

[Brett]

Damn.

[Brady]

It was. It's a great email if you read it. And it's from, like, this dude's like the CEO, Banking CEO Superman. But this email is so worth it because he basically tells every employee, hey, work from home, Stay home, Go yourselves. Like, all right, finally, somebody's putting it down. He goes, this is the way I do my business. I'm not gonna get bullied by the employees anymore saying that their mental health is at risk because they don't get to come to work. How. How will I watch my kids? I don't know. That's what I pay you to figure out. I give you money, you live your life. It was. I'm against it because I think today is a work from home day for almost everybody. In fact, shouldn't work at all. Today, on the heels of last night, had a lot going on this weekend. And my favorite thing that happened this weekend was kind of snuck up on everybody that Canada, USA Hockey.

[Brett]

Oh, I saw that.

[Brady]

Oh, is there anything better? It's the last of the international. Like, oh, my God, I can't wait for these two. It was when we used to battle Russia in the Olympics, and it was like, oh, you watch Canada and the United States play hockey together. You are going to be entertained the entire every minute. Pre and post. They booed the national anthem so hard in Canada that it, like, sent chills down your spine. Isn't it, like the whole. And, hey, hand it to Canada. They weren't wrong. They want to stay a country. We keep saying we're going to make a mistake. They're a little bit mad at us right now. I get it. So they booed us. They have every right to do that. It's not like when Americans boo the anthem. That's worse. Canada can boo our anthem. They can be pissed at us. But America said, all right, you gonna boo us, we're gonna kick your ass. Drop the puck. Nine or what was it? First nine. Some sort of guys were fighting in three minutes. They had fights like crazy. Like, drop the puck. The ceremonial puck. There was a fight. Everything was a slap shot. It was. It was to start the whole thing off. It's like this. And it was just amped up from there. It was incredible.

[Brett]

I love seeing it.

[Brady]

It was awesome. And then passion, you know? Yeah. USA goes off and beats him in Canada. To all the booze parades around the ice at the end with their sticks up. Oh, it was incredible.

[Brett]

And a game they invented, too.

[Brady]

It's our 51st state's game. I think they should play hockey to determine whether or not they're a state or a country. And every year we have to renew it. I think that's awesome. That was the best. And then the NBA All Star game happened last night. Even better. Charles Barkley sat there and bashed at the entire. They had that new format where there were three or four games going on. You had a round robin tournament with nobody's playing and rising stars. It was terrible.

[Brett]

I was just gonna ask, what do you think about this? Because I heard a lot of people.

[Brady]

It was even the players. Afterwards, Trey Young came out and said, this was a joke. What a terrible mess. Draymond Green and Charles Barkley had the greatest conversation of all time. I have to handle to you there, Draymond. Your generation has ruined basketball. It's over. It's dead. And Draymond's like, well, why? And he's like, you're the one saying it. I don't agree with him too often, but when he says that, he gets it right. He said, this game sucked this week. He said, the game's terrible. He said, the game boring. And he. Right. And then Draymond was like, well, I don't know if it's that. Like, he started to pull back just a little. And Charles was just, why do we have these players in the altar? Go play the All Star game. You get one game, 35 minute now. Nobody can play more than this, get 40 points. Everybody takes a break. It's not basketball. And then Draymond's like, you're right. This isn't basketball. This is a joke.

[Toledo]

And then Mac McClung, and then Matt.

[Brady]

McClung comes out and wins for the third straight here in Saturday night in the dunk contest. But basketball is just all but ruined right now because of the way these guys are treating the game. And they are not holding back. The players say the game sucks, the commentators say the game sucks. And once again, leave it to me. I could fix it in one move. No more zone defense. The game started to suck when they brought in the zone defense. I don't. It's been a while now zone defense sucks in the pros. These guys should go man to man like they used to back in the day when the game was fun, when everyone loved thousands. Yeah, you'd get tough teams. You'd get. Think of what you had. You had the Celtics and the Pistons and the Knicks in the east beating the crap out of each other. They had to build teams to compete against that physical play. In the west you had Golden State, the Lakers, the Suns, Portland, I mean all these teams, Houston, they were unbelievably finesse based teams because they had to compete with the Lakers in the West. So when the worlds would collide, it was the best basketball had to offer. Usually it was a team completely different. Like the west would come running in there, fast breaks, dunks, all that. And the east was just like, we're going to kick your ass for the full 48. It's happening now. It's just a bunch of dudes shooting threes who can hit 16 out of 48 threes a game. Boring. Take away the zone defense immediately, the game improves immediately. Now it'll take a couple years because those euros are going to hate it. Hand checking and boxing out and all that stuff. Can't do it. But if you watched any of that last night, you were, you were quick to the trigger with your remote control on getting it out of there. And I think most people probably end up settling on the Saturday Night Live 50th anniversary, which was way too long. But you know, they built it pretty good. Oh, they hit it hard. Six to nine. 33 and a half hours of Saturday Night Live. Now as a huge fan of Saturday Night Live through a lot of its years, especially growing up, that was mandatory for me to watch that. They've never had a full 90 minute show. That's good. Most of the time the last two, three sketches are like, oof, man. You're struggling to stay with it to go three and a half hours despite having like every cast member that you'd ever want to see on there.

[Brett]

Meh.

[Brady]

Eh. It's still too many sketches. They couldn't get her done. And then it all seemed like kind of an inside joke joke, you know, like it was just all the audience were old cast members or dignitaries of Saturday Night Live, like people who had hosted a million times or hosted at all music musical acts. David Letterman was there, you know, had all sorts of great names, but it was.

[Brett]

Nicholson was there.

[Brady]

Nicholson was there to introduce Adam Sandler. And he looked pretty good, actually. And they've all said he's been dying for years. And he threw out the introduction. And that was. I was happy to see that. And I heard him this morning starting KTR's thing. So it's still. He's still getting her done. Did you hear Ladonna this morning talking about how babies don't like her? I don't know. Sharp, the. Sharp's like, my daughter loves babies and babies, like. Yeah. And he's scared to death. Ladonna, whatever's going on at ktar, I think he's being held hostage. I don't watch their live video feed, but if somebody does take the time today, later today, watch the KTR morning news video feed and see if Sharp's blinking out Morse code. If he needs help. I think he might. My daughter love. My daughter loves. She's only nine, but she loves babies. They were talking about a hospital that wants volunteers to hold babies. I don't know why parents aren't there. Sometimes the parents can't be there. I'm like, where are they? They just had a baby. It's in the nicu. So they have to, you know, hang on to the babies for a lot longer. They're working, right. They just left it because it's in the. You know, it's in the incubators. It's one of the. It's one of the. It's like Corey Thriller Walsh. It dropped out way too early. My new theory on preemies. Slut. Mom, I'm not a doctor, but I just assume your boxes, too. It just. There's no clinch em ups. It's like Brady when he talks about having to poop. You just have to go and it just falls out of him. And I don't understand why you can't. Same with a pregnant lady can't. She's got no kegel. So it comes out once. It gets a little heavy. So they go over to the NICU and they're asking for volunteer. Sharp says, my daughter would do it. She's only nine. She loves babies. My. My best bet is to stay away from baby Sharp. Why? Why is that? Ladonna I find that they don't care for me. You see, I lactate truth. Babies don't like reality and it seeps out of my nipples like no tomorrow. They have a sip of that. It's like the ayahuasca of reality. You're not a cute baby. Don't believe the hype.

[Toledo]

Here's Adam Sandler.

[Brady]

Yeah. Anyway, did you see me last night? Sharp. I got to introduce Sandler. Ladonna Harvey's got two gigs. I'm looking at your cans right now, Sharp. I bet you you could feed a nation.

[Laird]

Yeah.

[Brady]

We'll be right back with more. There's John Roller. Roller's a sissy. Get out in the roads and be a may and report live from the freeway.

[Brett]

Thank God I'm not in studio out here.

[Brady]

Scared to death that Ladonna in there. Stand in the road, Roller, and give me a goddamn report I can respect.

[Toledo]

Be great even if she talks. Third party too. You give Ladonna Ladonna.

[Brady]

Harvey wants you out in the streets. And if you're not out there, I don't trust your reports. Camera boy, there they are right there. You pulled it up. Starts watching TV or something. Madonna, Harvey, LA from New York. Anyway, it's a Dunn insurance laden shirt. News me, fat man. Anyway, so I heard her talking about that it was cool to see Jack last night on snl and then most of the stuff was fine, but it seemed all like an inside deal. Like they were all singing to each other about, like, how hard, you know, the everybody's got anxiety bit was all for the cast members and the staff, like saying, ah, we can all relate everything kind of felt inside. I love the John Mulaney stuff, but I mean, that was. Even inside all of it was sort of the cast playing to the cast and all, I thought to myself was in a room with that many funny people. The annoying meter is going to go up to a 10, really, really fast. I mean, if you've got Molly Shannon, Sherry O'Terry, Will Ferrell, all the. I mean, Spade. Keenan, Keenan, Keenan, yeah. Keenan Thompson. Well, he's always there, right? Yeah, yeah. Everybody trying to be hilarious and droves like that with Letterman and, you know, it would. It would be a one upsmanship contest that would just.

[Brett]

Were there any notables missing other than the ones that aren't here?

[Brady]

Dan Aykroyd wasn't there. Oh, he wasn't. I don't know why. I don't think. I think he's so fat, he doesn't want to be in public and Said he was going to be there. No. And then. Was it with you? Eddie was there. He did a couple of sketches. Yeah, he did a Tracy Morgan impression. And then a thing with. With Tracy Morgan that was kind of funny. It's all right. I didn't think his impression was very good, but it's all right. And then the thing he did with the prison was kind of fun.

[Brett]

Chevy and Bill there.

[Brady]

Chevy was there. Bill Murray did some stuff. Yeah, it was really. It was fun to watch because it was more nostalgia. There were a couple moments like it opened up with some incredibly hot looking. Sabrina Carpenter, who. I don't normally find that, but she. And at the end of the show, whatever she was wearing was Knockout punch.

[Toledo]

Someone showed Lorne Michaels was just hanging out.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. He just grabbed hold of her. But it opened with Sabrina and Paul Simon, who did Homeward Bound. And he hadn't done it on that show since 75. And so. And she had a great line. She said, I wasn't born yet, neither were my parents. And so they did it together. And I thought it was like a. It wasn't the most uplifting thing, but I thought it set the tone for, like, this is a nostalgic night. And I thought. I thought it was really cool to see Paul Simon, you know, that's it. We're not gonna see Paul Simon singing much more. That's pretty impressive.

[Toledo]

And I thought that it was kind of a weird start, but I understand the whole, you know, this was the first.

[Brady]

Well, it wasn't the first song on the show, but it was the first. I mean, Paul Simon hadn't. That was. First time he did that.

[Toledo]

And they had to get him early because he wants to sit down.

[Brady]

Yeah, well, it was. He's old. And it showed. Paul McCartney too, at the end is. You know. But Paul's been unable to sing for a while. But all in all, it was just one of those things where you felt like. And I had the. The honor, for no reason whatsoever, of Lovett's texting me from the show. Why me? I don't know.

[Toledo]

From the American Girls Cafe.

[Brady]

Yeah, he was in this. He was in the audience. He sent me a. But I said. Said, how dare you? After I resurrect your career, you don't even say my name on the red carpet. It slipped my mind. And then I just, you know, I thought that would be the end of it. And then he's texting me the whole night. I'm like, don't you have any friends there? Work? Yeah, don't you have anybody to talk to, Lovets? I'm busy with celebrities. Leave me alone. I'm like, you're texting me. Oh, yeah. But, yeah, I did like the idea that they did a tribute to sketches that were that aged poorly. I thought that was funny. They had a lot of great moments. Then you realize how iconic that show is and how even the bad years and the cast members that stank, you'd see a few of them in there, like, wow, there's Alex Moffat. And, like, you see a few guys that roll through. There's been a lot of people that have come through there that, you know, died on the vine that didn't do too much. And then, you know, they tried to highlight the new cast, and that was.

[Toledo]

Like, Julia Louise Dreyfus.

[Brady]

Yeah, she was in 80. Yeah, she was in the early 80s. I don't know. It just seemed like I didn't want to see any of the new cast. I get to see them every week. So for me, if I were to review it, I'm, like, a little heavy with the people who are currently on. Give me the. You got that room full of people. You're going to use Sarah Sherman, who I like, but, you know, she gets her chance next time the show's on.

[Toledo]

Maybe because the other ones, the alumni, didn't really want to do it.

[Brady]

I don't know. Well, they'd had to stay all week and write and do whatever, so I don't know.

[Brett]

Was Piscopo there?

[Brady]

No.

[Brett]

Wow.

[Brady]

And I was waiting on that one. Bring Joe and Eddie back together and give Joe Piscopo some life. Yeah, but I think he's gone crazy deep.

[Toledo]

Billy Crystal was there. They just showed him in the audience.

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah, he was there at the original. He was one of the featured people for the very first episode, but didn't make the final cut and left. He wanted to be part of the show more and just ended up bailing. It came back in 84. So it's. Yeah, there were a lot of people there that you'd want to see more of. But. And, you know, I could watch Phil Hartman for three and a half hours. Everything he did, you know, a couple subtle mentions of Phil and that, but it was good. I just kind of thought to myself, with all those stars and everything else, why am I looking at Bobby Moynihan? Why is. Of all these. All the great characters that they could have brought back. Drunk uncle, Really? I mean, you couldn't bring back. Loveitz was there. I guarantee you Lovetz would have done the Liar. Guarantee you he didn't. Oh, no, he was. You know, it wasn't huge for. He saved the show. In 1985, that show was cancelled. If it wasn't for love. It's. It's. It's. Watch the documentary. The weird year in the snl. They have it all on Peacock or whatever. There's an hour and a half deal about the 1985 season, which is the weird year. It's the first year Lauren Michaels came back after leaving for five years. He was part of the first five years, left for five and then came back. And that was the year he came back and brand new cast. Lovetz was on it. Randy Quaid, Joan cusack, Robert Downey Jr. Anthony Michael Hall, a gay guy named Terry Sweeney. The show was. It was way off, way off. But it had moments that were sort of memorable. But at the end, they did this thing where they lit the whole building on fire. And Lorne smells smoke and he goes, the building's on fire. He's like, yeah. He goes, all right, I'll be right back. Billy Martin, actually is the one that lights the building on fire for being fired off. And he goes and grabs Lovett and he says, come with me. He said, there's a problem. He goes, yeah, what about the other cast members? He goes, don't worry about it. And he just takes them out of there and he burns the cast says, who will be back next year? Because they weren't sure there was going to be a next year. And it was. Lovett saved the show. He was the only redeeming character in 85 that their ratings were gone. And so, yeah, I was surprised to see that he didn't get a little bit of something. And then I'm watching Bobby Moynihan. I'm watching, you know, and maybe that's for the audience to sit back and go, all right, we're gonna go super nostalgic with the music because it was old and not a whole lot of.

[Toledo]

The musical guests, you know, was like.

[Brady]

Yeah, they're all right. It didn't wow me. I mean, Paul McCartney singing the concert is pretty cool. Yeah, that looked pretty great the night.

[Toledo]

Before Post Malone fronted Nirvana.

[Brady]

Yeah, they did Smells Like Teen Spirit. There's a lot of cool stuff on that. But anyway, it's 50. SNL is 50 years old. And I would wonder how many years of Saturday Night Live have actually been, like, good and say, probably got about 15. Maybe it's pushing it. 16, 17. It is pushing it. It's. I mean, they over. Under on it. If there's been a lot of like just average to bad casts and it's. And it's funny because you watch Rerun Joy, it doesn't age well. This show is not good. And then you'll see something brilliant like massive head wound, hairy or something like that. I didn't see Dana Carvey there last night. I wonder if he was Mike Myers. Mike Myers showed up and did a thing they just did.

[Toledo]

Dana Carvey mentioned in Black Jeopardy.

[Brady]

Oh yeah, yeah, sure did mention. That's right.

[Brett]

They enjoy Wayne's World thing or anything like that.

[Brady]

And I don't think Mike Myers and him would do that together because evidently Mike Myers is.

[Toledo]

Dana would be difficult.

[Brady]

I don't know. I think he's the one that doesn't like him. That's the key to that one, is that Dana's like this guy's. Mike Myers is evidently not the most liked guy in the room. He's tough to deal with. But that's maybe why Lovitz was texting me. Because Dana wasn't there and Phil's not there, obviously. But our generation of. Of like our heightened part of the Phil Hartman Lovett Sandler that they were all kind of. They were present. And then Adam Sandler sang a song, but it just felt very inside. It was fun to watch because it's nostalgia, but I think it leaned heavily on that and then gave me the new people.

[Toledo]

Member berries. When they reviewed all the commercials that.

[Brady]

They'Ve done over the years and there was. That was.

[Toledo]

Oh yeah, that's right.

[Brady]

Their clips were great.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

But three and a half hours when they've never put a 90 minute show together, there's only top to bottom good. They even make jokes about it. They had a joke early in one of the commercials was all the sketches after update and they had a sleeping pill called after update that basically like if you. If this doesn't put you to sleep, this will. Because all the sketches have to update. It's hard to stay awake. And it's true because the last 45 minutes of the show are usually like, yeah, let's just fill. But you got that? I don't know. Between that and the NBA All Star Game, you start to realize I don't know that I'll ever be that entertained again. And I don't like living in nostalgia. I'm not one of those guys that I like it for a minute. But it's like, like when again, I've talked about this a million times, but when people always say, oh, isn't it great when an old man wins a sporting event like a few years ago and Phil Mickelson won a major tournament at age 50. And I'm like, this sucks. I don't want 50 year olds winning professional sports. I do not. I don't want to see it because it's just, it's just this, it just proof that the sport has gone downhill to where a 50 year old can win. I can't Tom Brady going till he's 45. Something was wrong. He's great, but something was wrong with the sport that makes it so these guys. And all it does is encourage dudes to stay longer. And Aaron Rodgers is a perfect example of that. And LeBron James still playing at a high level proves there's something wrong with basketball. You should not, of all the sports, you shouldn't still be really good at basketball at a professional level. At 40 you should be able to play still. But you can't go out, you know, 30, 10 and 10. You can't do it. It's just something's wrong with the game. Your knees should be buckling after 22 years of that play, mentor, role play, role playing person. Go out and be that 40 year old dude that's, you know, blown all his money and gets nine minutes a game. And you remember him and there's always been that, you know, Dave Cowan's and Bill Walton and those guys stuck around way too long for the love of the game. And they, they weren't starting anymore, they certainly weren't dominant. But they'll give you good minutes here and there. They're smart. You just watching LeBron and everybody's like, oh, isn't it amazing? He's 40. I'm like, no, not really. The game sucks so bad, 40 year olds can dominate it. And he has no intention of slowing down. Why would he? They're not going to change it to be a more physical, harder game for him. It's going to be easier. He came into the league, he's a giant. And they're like, now nobody can touch anybody. Like, okay, well he's going to play forever then. This is dumb. So I'm not a big one for like, remember this, remember that. I want things to be good now. I want like the next generation of players to dominate and make us forget about the old ones. I don't like that stuff. I like thinking back, you know, I live in the past with my Steelers because I have to for championships. But what I wouldn't give to have a whole new batch make us forget the old team. You know, Cardinal fans don't want to live in nostalgia either. I can imagine. Because that's just a cauldron of absolute Suns fans. Too much nostalgia. Last two years ago, they celebrated the 30th anniversary of a team that lost in the Finals. Still don't understand that. And the Cardinals will do that too. I think they're. We're closing in on their 20th anniversary of the team that lost the Super Bowl. But there'll be tributes. If they don't pull one off the next couple of years, you'll drag that team out onto the field. Remember this team that didn't quite get it done. Let's. Let's celebrate them all year. What a nightmare.

[Toledo]

Launch the show.

[Brady]

Yeah. Larry and Kurt and anyone else you can remember. Darnell, dark hat. Oh, boy. I remember these guys. Didn't they lose the Super Bowl? Sure enough. Don't call. Don't know. They won the. They won the nfc. That's all we're celebrating. So, yeah, nostalgia kind of stinks when it's. When it's over too much you can think back. Enjoy yourself. Smell the. Smell the air. Go. Fresh cut grass. Reminds me when I was a kid. And then get on with your life. But I don't like old people doing good things. I think old people need to go into their place. Sit down. Gotta stop down. It's radio. I mean, we dominate radio because everybody else sucks. It's not because we're great at it anymore. It says I'm with you on 50 year olds being the best of things. John. That's how I know there's something wrong with her. Andrew's right with me. Yeah. There's something really. Oh, where do you hear that the most? There's something really wrong with radio. And I know what it is. It's the people running it from on high in different cities. They don't know what they're doing. They're idiots. They've ruined every single cluster in every city and they sit consolidation. They act like there's something going on that they look. If you look at it as a whole, if I'm an outsider looking at it and say, wait, every city in radio is in trouble. Everyone.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

There's little pockets that are doing right. We just can't figure out what's. And how long have you been doing your job as a vice president of whatever it is you're inter. Scopey comm I chats. Oh, I've been doing this for 21 years. And in your time you've seen the entire cluster that you're in charge of go into a demise that you can't explain. Yeah, that's pretty accurate. Okay, well, I'm pretty sure I figured out what's going on. You've watched. Wait. Every city you're in charge of is struggling, and you've been in this job for 24 years, give or take. I've been with all of the market. I've ruined all of the big companies. I've been with all of them. And you seem to think it's the people on the air. Oh, most definitely that.

[Toledo]

Who else?

[Brady]

Could be your lack of foresight or your ability to groom talent or nothing. Yeah, there's a huge pro. Imagine if a sport stopped letting young people play because they were just not worth the risk, and they just went with the ones who won for a while and then kept hiring older ones. Like if the Suns kept going out and getting veterans of 12 and 15 years and we're not going to get any rookies. We don't. We don't have time for that.

[Brett]

Yankees were doing it for a while.

[Brady]

And they didn't win anything. It ruins things when you don't, like, bring up talent. If your farm system is zero, expect what you get. Yeah, no, I'm with you on that one. Good news is it's not a physical endeavor. And 50 year olds can still be funny, but not on the radio. No, young people will be funny on the radio ever again. And I'm happy with it. I'm thrilled by that. We just fart in the mic for half an hour. People are like, well, that's the best you're getting. There you go. Nothing coming up behind them. So they can just. They can just take huge, massive on the air. I guess it's the best we've got. We can. There's other options, of course, but yeah, so, yeah. Oh, no, no, there's no doubt about that. I'm the Draymond Green of radio. I go on and say this. This product is a mess, and I know who's doing it. But I like that Charles blamed the generation. This young generation wrecked basketball. Way to go, Draymond. And this is at the. For the broadcast of the All Star Game. The NBA, the team that's broadcasting is talking about how cruddy the product is constantly. They have to.

[Brett]

David Stern's gonna be losing his mind.

[Brady]

He doesn't. He's not in control anymore.

[Brett]

Oh, he's not in charge now.

[Brady]

Yeah. Adam Silver, he looks like a Snape. He's scary looking. He's been there a few years.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Okay.

[Brady]

Yeah. I think about the last time I really care. I think he's actually dead.

[Brett]

Probably watching this. Probably watching how the game turned out.

[Brady]

He's probably rolling in his grave right now because he built a monster. And it's crazy, though, because you got more talent in the NBA than you ever have, and they just keep hucking threes and nobody's. It's boring. It really is. I struggle and I go to a lot of games, but I don't watch basketball outside of the Suns games. I'm at much at all. And I don't listen to radio outside of this show. So I like kupd. I like Lair Bear. Fitz is fun. And there's probably. There's a few out there that are good. But only listen to KJR in the morning to see if Ladonna kills Jim Sharp. And if anything in Phoenix exploded while I was asleep. Not getting that from the computer that does overnights because they won't pay for an overnight guy.

[Brett]

They never really did.

[Brady]

But, I mean, they didn't pay you.

[Brett]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brady]

You. They paid you an unlivable wage. Yep.

[Brett]

You're not wrong about that.

[Brady]

I'm not wrong about that. And then they expected you to get really good and then move somewhere else in their cluster, but you didn't want to move, so you confused them.

[Brett]

Nope.

[Brady]

It's just. It's so true.

[Brett]

I'm gonna do. Go to Minneapolis.

[Brady]

Yeah. Alex says, John, you couldn't be more right about radio. And Alex used to do. Alex is a guy who emails all the time. Used to be a board op at the AM station down the hall and work around here a little bit now and again. He says, I was made VP of a station. Said I saw this the way the CEO wanted everything, and I got the F out of there. That was a sinking ship.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

They hired a board up to be the vice president within a couple of years. That's. That's moving up and saving some cash. Yeah, I like. I like what we're doing because it's the opposite of what they say to do. It's more fun this way. And now let's get to the possible fears of brain bleeds and trouble in my head. So last Wednesday, I got hit in the face by my dog's head. Hard. Knocked me out. I think I hit my head twice. Not sure if I hit my head on the kitchen island on the way down. Something wasn't right. I was out, got knocked out. But it was not a crazy knockout. I could have stood up again. It was like when Tyson Fury got knocked out by Deontay Wilder. Not cold on his feet. When he hit the ground, his eyes open like he was a zombie. And he got back up, almost won the round. Ended up in a draw in that fight. The Gypsy King. That is an amazing moment in boxing history. I think that's me. I think that equates the exact same thing that happened to me. Lesser scale, less people watching. So I get up, I'm dizzy, not doing too well. Thursday, get through the day. Nah, a little off, but nobody knows. Go home and I sleep, and I can't. I'm not sleeping. I'm blacked out. Go through Friday, Come in here a couple of times. Friday morning, I had to fight to not blackout. There were two or three times when I'm like, you're going, you're going, you're going. And my head said, stop, stop. And it kind of stopped me from going out. And I'm like, I've got something happening. You know, I talked about it on there pretty much. So get through the morning. By 10, 10:30, I'm feeling pretty good again. I'm like, I'm a little dizzy, but I'm okay. Bonked in the head. All these people and all the people that emailed concerned that I was not going to make it through the day. I appreciate it, but I've already got a mother, so mind your own business. So I get in the car about 12. I have a meeting at 12:30 I've got to get to. I was about 12:20 when I left, and I text the guy I'm meeting, and I said, I'm running a little late, but I'll get there. So now I'm kind of in a frenzy of thought. I've got to get this done here. A couple things I got to get finished here. Got to talk to Larry before I go. I got to get out the door in five minutes. So I start to race a little. My mind starts racing. Go downstairs on my way out, have a chat and get out. So I'm in the car driving home, thinking about, all right, what's the next thing I got? I'm meeting this guy at my house, and I'm driving back. I get to about Indian school in the 51, and I wake up on the freeway like, geez, how long did that go on? And I was passing the Indian school exit, and I was out, gone. So I called him. I'm like, hey, I just blacked out driving. I want to go visit a doctor here. I think I'm gonna cancel our meeting.

[Toledo]

Good move to get out of the meeting.

[Brady]

Yeah, it was pretty solid. If anything, to get out of meetings are kind of about blacking out while you're driving along. Smart. So I get off Camelback Exit, I start going towards the one medical building that I. And I'm feeling alright. So I went home and I napped it off and I feel great today. So I'm just gonna milk this and see what kind of long term damage I've done. All I could think to myself was, how many football players take a blow like that, have a few days of goofy strangeness and then nothing happens to them. They get like, you have to have like 12 of these to have CTE. It was a one off. I feel good again.

[Toledo]

Brain's recovered.

[Brady]

I'm good. I got a good brain. Might have lost a few cells, but I can keep up. I look at Dale Hellasre, this dude's still driving. I had a bad three day stretch of, of, you know, and then I'm texting people to cancel this meeting again, just say, I'm sorry. And I've text the wrong people like, sorry, I had a concussion. My dog smashed me in the face, left a reschedule. People like, what are you talking about? Like, oh, sorry, Jay, I haven't talked to you in a long time. How you been, Jay? Had a heart attack back in July. Yeah, I had a concussion two days ago. Not feeling up to myself, you see. Meant to text another person, I was an idiot. But today I feel pretty good. And I'm already getting people who are, you know, still telling me over the weekend, they listen to the podcast and said I got hit in the head in a boating accident and ended up thinking I was fine. Had chronic brain damage. That just makes life more interesting.

[Toledo]

I found out a couple of friends had cancer this weekend. Hey, if you have cancer, let me know. I can help you go through it because I'm battling it right now.

[Brady]

They just contacted. Are you battling it?

[Toledo]

No.

[Brady]

Oh, oh, I see. Because we think.

[Toledo]

Because we were talking.

[Brady]

Jesus, is that not the way to deliver that? Christ on a crutch, Brady. You need to start sentences with a start, not get us in the middle. You heard it the same way.

[Brett]

I know I was like crying out.

[Brady]

Loud, but I miss some last rady's big reveal.

[Toledo]

Well, that's why they were contacting.

[Brady]

I know.

[Toledo]

They're saying the way you started that.

[Brady]

Sentence was to tell us you have it that your friends. Oh, for Christ's sake. My head trauma at least makes sense. His cancer thing is, like, he's got head trauma. All right, you don't have it. You didn't get news? No. Okay, we get it now.

[Toledo]

Contacted by love.

[Brady]

Yeah, we filled in the blanks. Yeah. Yeah. Morning sickness. The 98 KUPD. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Toledo]

I do have it.

[Brady]

Well, no, according to me, you. They're worried you have it. You haven't heard back.

[Toledo]

I'm so mad at Homburg.

[Brady]

Because of your cancer? Yeah. Why would I have to do with it?

[Toledo]

He's telling you cancer and he's making fun of it. I'm like, no, we're just talking about it.

[Brady]

No, he's right. 100%. Go on. What was the. Is that the cross?

[Toledo]

He just. He came in kind of in the middle of when we were talking about it last week.

[Brady]

We should have heard the whole thing. It was very funny. Making fun of it longer than he told. Yeah, longer. A lot longer.

[Brett]

Did the doctor call you? Are we good?

[Toledo]

No, we haven't heard.

[Brett]

Okay.

[Brady]

Which so far is good news. That's what Brady's hoping for. That the doctor drops dead and he doesn't hear another peep. I got worried there. The way you started that sentence was, I heard from a few friends. Not emailers. Those are listeners. Those aren't friends. So I thought your friends were emailing you saying you had cancer and that you were because you have it now. That's what you heard, too? Yeah, so I thought.

[Brett]

That's why I said, jesus, that's bad.

[Brady]

We all kind of had a moment. See, my brain's fine. It's still working around all this. If anything, that story should have an carloed me right out of the room, and it didn't. I'm okay again. Yeah, I'm gonna just. See, I've lived this long with a healthy, normal brain. It's taken a couple of shots in the past, and I recovered much worse than this one. And let's just see where it goes. What do you say? It'd be kind of fun if I started, like, kind of bleeding out the nostrils and you guys had to tell me.

[Laird]

You might want to grab a tissue, Chief.

[Brady]

What's going on?

[Laird]

Some sort of pink weirdness is flying out of your schnoz.

[Brady]

Oh, that'll happen. I'm not overly excited about this going on much longer, so if that's how we go out, we get a few laughs along the way, I'm fine with it. Brain damage on the radio? Come on. What kind of competition would we have if you had what we normally do, but occasionally I went into CTE mode. You think Chat GPT radio has any chance against that? No way. So, not that I'm going to intentionally mash my head into stuff, but it might be worth it. Unfortunately, for ratings, I'm feeling pretty much up to snuff. I'm. I'm good again. Riding my bike all over. I took a ride yesterday. I wanted to go. I saw on Zillow there are these condos for sale and all.

[Toledo]

You remember it?

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. I remember everything. And now I'm good. Unfortunately, everything's kind of settled back exactly where it was. I. I remember everyone's names. I have. Yeah. Lyrics to songs. It's crazy. I feel. Unfortunately, I feel great. This is going to go on forever. I can't catch a break with, like, some sort of debilitating illness. So anyway, I saw these condos for sale in Old Town. So I decided. I'm like, I want to. I rode my bike on Saturday all over the mountains. I didn't want to ride mountains again, so I took the Greenbelt trail. Although I ended up in Old Town to look at this, just to be in the area. I'm like, what's this? Like, it's not as good as I thought. But anyway, what I didn't realize was an Old Town on Sundays, there's just a slew of people, like, I don't know, antiquing. I don't know what they're doing. And then drinking. So I started to, like, laugh at the people watching. And then with my new meta glasses, I started to record what was, I think the comedian Eddie Izzard after a powerful rape. Like, this transvestite was on Goldwater and, like, first. And I was following him all over the place. So I looked crazy. Cause I was. There's. I was making loops around the transvestite. D. I gotta follow this injured torn fishnet pantyhose. And I mean from behind Torn. I'll show you the video. We'll put it up on there. If you know who he is. I didn't get a great shot, but I did hit my. My record. My. My Spy Headquarters glasses.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I start recording as I'm riding, and then you just hear me as I'm going by without realizing I said it until I watch the video later when I go, what the is this? But I'd seen him sitting down. And when I rode by the first time, I looked, and I'm like, all right. On a bench, red, like rouge on, like, each cheek, but in different Spots and the hair. I don't know. It was Jane Gumm. It was Silence of the Lambs bad. And then in this black outfit with. And the pantyhose, ass torn out all the way down the legs. Violent rape. I wanted to ask, but I'd have gotten involved and I'm not doing that. That's his life.

[Brett]

Probably seen him in one of our videos. Later this week.

[Brady]

I will recogn. I circled this dude. There was a. There's some restaurant for ladies near there. And I could see them all coming out and they're holding mimosas. And there's me on my. I'm the crazy one. There's me on my bike. Just. I keep going by and I'm finding new ways to try to come in there, make it look like I'm not. It must have been three or four passes before he got up and started walking. And that's when I got good recordings of him because I was trying to keep my cool and just like, what is that? Is there trouble? And then it started to walk. Oh my Lord. And Old Town should have had somebody in and amongst all these middle aged ladies drinking mimosas all day long and making candles. There's like a store to make candles and it's all for ladies and old men. This dude's dangerous. Freshly raped transvestite wandering the streets of Old Town on a Sunday. You got to get him out of there.

[Toledo]

Obviously they're used to it.

[Brady]

I don't know that they are. He had. There was distance.

[Toledo]

They're just kind of. Don't look at it. It'll go.

[Brady]

I think that was more of the. The bougie approach, which was. Oh no, there's one of those downtownies in our.

[Toledo]

Don't open that can.

[Brady]

Our Mecca. But I'd have figured I'd have seen the cops on some. One of those trolleys. I was like half cop bikes. Half. It looks like a sidecar come to life. Yeah, somebody would have rustled him up and gotten him out of Dodge. But no, he was free to wander around. And there I was following him around like tails from Sonic.

[Brett]

It was pretty bad with your camera glasses on.

[Brady]

Every other camera glass. And I'm trying to look him up and down to get like a full scope, but it's hard on the bike on a sidewalk like. And then, then I started to realize that if people are watching me, they're watching me ride by this tranny and eyeball them head to toe, not realizing my glasses. Whatever I see, that's the picture. I Don't know how it works, but everything you see in those glasses, it sees and takes a picture of it. Like panoramic, neatest thing ever. Little tiny camera in the corner. But I got the picture of the trans and I'm like, oof. It was the roughest trans I've ever seen. The roughest. And I don't know who attacked him, but if that was your target, I gotta see what that dude looks like. Because this was absolutely visually unappealing. And middle of the day, you know, 3:00 on a Sunday, he was leaving.

[Toledo]

One of those condo towers in old town Scottsdale.

[Brady]

I don't know, I don't think he was in a nicer spot. I think maybe he was raped and dropped off by a person with some cash. Get out of the car, tranny, if you know what's good for you. I gotta go make candles with my mom. You get out here. Yeah, I don't know where I am. You're an old town. Behave. And here's some tissues for when everything leaks out. Okay, thanks. It was a mess.

[Brett]

Any Bonaduce back in town or what?

[Brady]

Bonaduce would have pulled over for this. Remember the pictures of Bonaduce, they're like, what? He didn't know it was that six foot, six inch Native American. And you're like, danny, you try and act like you didn't know. You got into a fist fight with a 6 foot, 6 inch Indian and then you got naked and hitting the cloud. Danny was a little high, but that was this one. It was obvious. It was. So I know what happened. Hopefully. Hopefully they're not listening. I'm not getting involved. And if the police want video, I'm gonna delete it. I don't wanna end up in a courtroom going, yeah, that's the thing I saw there. And end up canceled because of that. That was brutal. And nobody, nobody but me seemed to take interest in that. I think you're right. It was a bunch of people just like, no, I don't see anything. Just let him be walking towards Coach House. That's where we were going. Started to go up the. Whatever is that Goldwater. Up Goldwater towards Coach House. And I'm like, oh, I gotta see the Coach House patio. React to this.

[Toledo]

Back for round two.

[Brady]

Walking tranny rape. Great band name, Walking tranny. Oh. And I'm like, this guy can't get enough of. All they kept seeing was me. This guy can't get enough of that transsexual. That's his fifth pass and I think he's filming her and walking Tranny rape. Just start that punk band right now, you know? And it's weird when you see it like that. It's just like, my God. Well, and again, not to say that he was asking for it, but the way he was dressed middle of a Sunday, the Lord's day, for God's sakes.

[Brett]

Fishnets on Sunday afternoon was better. This one. Or was it the. The Dennis Rodman one that you used to see?

[Brady]

Dennis Rodman one has got some class. Okay, I see that one climbing on buses. Seven foot tal.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Very minute bowl like body, very Rodman esque. Hair change and usually a fairly nice purse.

[Brett]

Okay, all right.

[Toledo]

Maybe he was really just exhausted from the night before looking for BS west, man.

[Brady]

Well, that's been closed for a while.

[Toledo]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brady]

You're still exhausted from the night before at 3:00pm I had to find it. 3:00 in the afternoon, you still got your rape pantyhose on. BS west is going to turn you away. And they. I don't know. It was weird. Keep your eyes open when you're walking mom. And the tourists around Gilbert Ortega though, because evidently that element is now squeezed in. It was disturbing and hilarious. And again, I'll never not think a man dressed as a woman when it's obvious isn't funny. Thanks, Monty Python. That's just the way I am. That ain't changing. If you're a dude who dresses like a woman but still looks like a dude dressed as a woman, you're getting one hell of a laugh out of me. That's for sure. I ain't holding back on that if I can't tell. More power to you. But if I started dressing up as a lady and walked in this room and you guys took me seriously, I'd have thought you'd had lobotomies. There's no possible way I should be dressed as a woman ever in my life.

[Brett]

We've seen it.

[Brady]

You've seen it. Yes, it's horrifying. Even in the zombie makeup. Especially when my dress started to come off when I was on stage there. It wasn't just a skirt with my hair man cams out. Hilarious. And it was funny. So I'm not mad at him. I just think it's hysterical. Not like those college kids that saw me dressed as Tina Turner that year and then called me the homo F word the second I and I. I was in no mood to fight. Those heels were killing me. But I'd have shoved one of those Heels right in those kids eyes. And I had half a mind to fight him just to have the ideas like you're gonna lose this fight to the dude in the dress because you.

[Brett]

Know someone's gonna be videoing that. It's gonna be all over.

[Brady]

And I'd have been on, I'd have been on point, feeling no pain, feeling pretty good. Anyway, I'm glad I didn't fight him. But it was pretty interesting. I'll send Brett the video and we'll. You can see that at least. We'll do a snapshot of the torn up from behind torn up pantyhose. Like you just can't tear your pants that way. And the only way you tear your pants that way is if somebody does it. The rape. The rape tear.

[Brett]

It's gonna be a rosebud video later this week, I'm sure.

[Brady]

And then the makeup. I wish you guys could have. I wish it was a bicycle built for four. And we could have just ridden around, followed this dude everywhere. That wouldn't have been gay at all. Just hopping on like, I'm gonna make the turn.

[Laird]

Quit going around that thing.

[Brady]

Nope, we're making another pass. I gotta see it. We gotta see it from the front.

[Toledo]

Ah, it's leaking out.

[Laird]

I think it drank too much milk.

[Brady]

That's right. That's what happens when a transvestite drinks too much milk. They bleed it. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? 585-9800 and we'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake up. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.

[Toledo]

And yet.

[Brady]

K U P D. You thought that was funny. You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? Thanks. Miles to nowhere. There's our theme song for the year and that's crushing. That's. That's again. That's. That's gonna be one of my. That's probably my bear goes this. There's been some good ones. That's one of my favorites, if not my favorite. Nice job, ladies and gentleman. Excellent work, by the way. No football. I mean, I know we had the week before the super bowl with no. So we were kind of prepping that whole. Like they had that Pro bowl thing. So you had that taste. And you knew another game was coming after the super bowl that first Sunday of what am I going to do today? Starts to kind of register. The whole weekend is sportsless. Unless you want to watch the Daytona 500. Rain delay for four hours. So it's kind of brutal. And I got to thank the Baltimore Ravens for giving me one last taste of news for the one Justin Tuggar. Seven more women. He's going for desean's record. Justin Tuggar of the Baltimore Ravens accused again. Seven more ladies evidently have said, yeah, he did that move with me, too, where he rubbed. He rubbed himself and wrecks my sheets on my massage bed all the time. His landing pad. He lays one out. Plop right between the uprights. Justin Tuggar of the Baltimore Ravens. Every time I've heard that guy talk, he talks about the Lord guiding him. This is the best plan God's ever had for anyone in my lifetime. Justin Tugger and his Jesus chatter blabbing away about how he's guided by the light Ravens falling is the greatest feel as a Steelers fan. There is nothing better, including a Steelers championship, than Ravens being accused of sexual misconduct. That is a Lombardi trophy to us Steelers fans. I don't know that I would. I would. Oh, man. You give me. I think if two of them were involved in a sexual misconduct thing like this, two Ravens. I would give up one of the Lombardi trophies for that. I would give back. I'd let the Cardinals have Super Bowl 43 if it meant that Lamar couldn't stop squirting all over some. Some poor, you know, massage therapist that he's. Come on, Lamar. I'm just trying to rub your low IQ'd skin because he's dumb. He's the lowest scoring wonderlic test taker in all of the NFL. 13. He scored a 13 out of 50. It's the lowest in the league. He's the dumbest man in the league according to their own test. So I'm not saying that because I hate him. I'm bringing it up to you because I hate him. That's the difference. I'm bringing you facts because I hate him. Everybody else tries to bury those but Justin Tuggar. I mean, the last bit of football news for this season before we close her out is that. And there's going to be more. If it started off as three or four jumps up to seven more. Tugger's been making the rounds.

[Toledo]

Thanks, Deshawn.

[Brady]

How much has he been sweating? Think about it. Now that we know. How much has he been sweating since the Desean girls came out? 33 of them. And he's like, I got at least 12. I hope my brood stays quiet. I'll pray. And it didn't work.

[Toledo]

What if there's any crossover on that?

[Brady]

I wonder if some of them are like, gee, how many of these NFL guys are gonna jizz in my bed? And desean would chase him around with his wood, like he'd try to bang into him and stuff. I don't know what Justin was up to, but, oh, so good. So good. So, my, my, you know, I know Chiefs fans. You can. You know, you had a rough, rough Super Bowl. Eagles fans, the only ones happy. There's 31 other teams out there looking for joy, and Justin Tugger getting seven more people. If you can't find joy in that, that means you're a Ravens fan and you don't understand what I'm saying anyway. I'm making complete sentences and I'm moving forward with conversation. You're not following. You're a Ravens fan. You have mud head. You have chicken noodle soup floating around. You have that crab bisque in your. That smelly ass city you come from. That city should be called brackish stink. If you've ever even landed at the airport. You get out of the plane, you're like, who farted? What's the sulfur smell about? And is there fish mixed in this? Did a hooker die where I'm standing? No, that's Baltimore. Oh, okay. Can't even say their own city correctly. Welcome to Baltimore. No, that's not how you say Baltimore.

[Toledo]

Crab cakes.

[Brady]

Yeah, the whole city reeks of brackish, absolute sulfur, water and fish.

[Brett]

The only thing good is Camden Yards.

[Brady]

Camden Yards is that.

[Brett]

But, you know, pick it up and move it.

[Brady]

Just rebuild it somewhere else. Give me a replica of that in a place that doesn't stink. You know, I've watched the Wire, which is one of the best shows ever on television. It doesn't do just like. It's like a chamber of commerce video compared to what Baltimore really is. Like that. That's a. That puts it in a nice light. The Wire. Oh, Baltimore. Justin Tuggar running around praising the Lord Jesus out loud and just. Just dropping the unholy all over every girl that'll touch him. I get such joy out of it. Oh, I love it. Love it. I wish it was sort of like college, too, where when it turns out to be real, like, you lose all of his points. And they do that in college. I never understood how they pulled that off when they found out that Memphis was trouble. They won a national championship that year, and they're like, no, no, you did something wrong. Erase it.

[Toledo]

Yeah, High State had to give up their.

[Brady]

Yeah, Arkansas. They just give games back.

[Toledo]

Do you see that? You know, because Prior basically traded his Gold pants for a tattoo. Well, now, Jeremiah Smith did the same thing.

[Brady]

And four gotta give a game prior.

[Toledo]

No, but they can do it now.

[Brady]

Well, now, okay, so grandfathered over recently.

[Toledo]

Did that to pay homage to.

[Brady]

He did it in honor of. Yeah, which doesn't do anything. Joe Paterno was the all time winningest coach in football, and they took all of his wins away. I think they've given him back, but I'm not sure how. Like, there's a little asterisk next to it. Like, he was the all time winningest coach in NCAA history until it found out that someone else he knew was boning on his watch. The kids in the shower, you know, like, we got. This is just disgraceful. And they stripped Penn State of everything. So these dudes in their 40s who got a call said, hey, congratulations, you're the national champions, Like. Like the Miami. Like what? We lost that. No, you didn't. You got it. Oh, thanks. They go back, like, to the seventies. Hey, Joe Paterno. Remember you were on his team. Yeah, yeah. We're gonna have to ask for those trophies back. I wish they do that in the pros, though. Every point that Justin Tucker scored gets stripped away, and then it goes all the way back. And they just give.

[Toledo]

How many games?

[Brady]

Oh, how many? Just all the points that you needed from him so that all goes away. And then the Ravens have to give back their, like, Super Bowl. Ray Lewis has to. No, I won't do it. That's my lumbar. Dang. Yeah, but you had a guy jizzing all over the beds against other people's wills. So we're gonna have to come back and take a few of those wins away. Oh, man. And then you find out you end up with CTE and you can barely remember your kid's name, and it's all for nothing because Justin Tuggar couldn't stop jacking it on the people who didn't want it. I think that's fantastic.

[Toledo]

It is weird. Out of the blue, because he is very. I mean, I know you have to be very adamant.

[Brady]

This is Okay. I hope not. I hope Justin Tucker. Why would this happen to him? Who's gonna have all the people going after Justin Tucker? Why would a group of girls, a gaggle of broads, go after a kicker if it's all lies? You go after somebody big.

[Toledo]

The one thing you don't want, though, is the massage clan coming after you.

[Brady]

Yeah, boy. They come out, they do damage, and they come out in droves. And how many different massage therapists do you go to? The Deshaun Watson argument was, you're a superstar. Pick your favorite and pay her extra. Have her travel with you. You. Yeah, I guess variety's the spice of life. Just, you gotta. You gotta jizz all over all of them, I guess. It's. It's remarkable. And Justin Tucker is. Look, nobody. There's no big conspiracy where some girls are like, you know what I want.

[Laird]

To do when I'm not massaging? Cause a massive problem for one of the players. Oh, God, me too. That sounds fun. Who's the last one you rubbed? Justin Tucker of the Baltimore Ravens.

[Brady]

Hey, I got an idea.

[Laird]

Let's frame him. Okay, I'll call my friends.

[Brady]

It never happened.

[Laird]

Hey, we're gonna frame Justin Tucker.

[Brady]

Why? I don't know. It's fun.

[Laird]

Oh, it's too good. Let's do it.

[Brady]

Like, nine of them, and then all seven come out in the same day. Cause they've been talking. You know how easy it's been for me my entire life to not ejaculate on stuff that I shouldn't? You know how easy that's been for me, And I thank you, too. Like, really easy for you to go. Probably shouldn't have done that. It's never, ever been a release. It's never been something that was a mistake. I probably shouldn't have done that. You know, there's definitely people who have been in. I've been intimate with that, you know, we all, as men, have instantly regretted.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

But they wanted to do it. I wanted to do it until it was done, but I've never been in a situation. We get the dentist or whatever, and I'm just like, now's the time. I just. Maybe I'll just throw it out there and see if this is a good, good icebreaker. I've been in massage parlors majority of the time. I'm very uncomfortable. The last guy I had doing it was named Drew. He was the best one, and never once did I get wood. He banged into it a couple of times, too, and had to tell him, keep it up, I'm gonna have to pay extra. You know, working on some real muscle issues. But it's been so easy in my 52 and a half years to not all over stuff in inappropriate times. It just. It's been so easy. It has been one of the easiest. It's like breathing. It's almost. It just happens without me thinking about it. I'm not. I know when I'm about to do that. I know when my body's about to like. It's a big. There's a big tell. Your tummy tingles and you're like, oh, we got a problem here. I've never once had it spontaneously get me like diarrhea or something. I've never had semen diarrhea. I've never had that. I've never had that moment. Like I couldn't control it. It just happened. I never had it.

[Brett]

Sounds like one of those bands Marcus plays.

[Brady]

Semen Diarrhea. Yeah, if you're one of those. If you're a metalcore band, there's. There's your name. Oh, Justin Tucker. How much joy can you bring a man? I should have won a Steelers jersey today. And hon, I should have worn my Boswell jersey. My. Our kickers never thrown his people without them knowing. What are you? Multiple migs from Silence of the Lamb. Oh, Justin Tucker. It's great, but yeah, I don't buy that. It's all lies. I don't buy that. Thirteen people have decided to frame Justin Tucker. I mean, you'd have to have. First off, 13 girls are not. One of them's gonna tell. There's no third. There's no gaggle of 13 girls that get along well enough to go into a conspiracy together.

[Toledo]

It's seven, isn't it?

[Brady]

Seven are the new. Seven, yeah, seven more. Oh, no. There were a few others before one came out. A couple others said us too. So there were four total. I'm throwing 13 out there because I know there's two more coming. It's 11, 12 right now. There's going to be multiple. 20 will be when we're like, I don't even know how many anymore. It's coming. Like Justin Tucker. It's coming. But no way that this many girls can even. 7. 7 girls can't get together on one big lie together to frame a guy. No matter how much one of them's.

[Laird]

Like, we're gonna get my ex boyfriend.

[Brady]

Justin and all of her friends are not gonna do it. In fact, one of them will tell Justin and another one will probably Justin. John Homberg's morning sickness. The 98 KUPD, Holmberg's morning sickness. That's how it works. That's a guarantee. If you get seven girls who are mad at one guy, one of the girls is gonna be like, what's going on? And she gets curious and she'll. She'll turn on them.

[Brett]

It can't be that bad, right?

[Brady]

You can't get this many girls in a group to be. Because even in the deshaun Watson thing. There were a couple of them that said, ah, made it. And that's what's coming next, is this PR team is now going to hire people to say that they did it, pay them. This is a PR move top to bottom. It's worked all the way. And for sure give a date that can be broken down by somebody and say, well, it's a lie. And all you have to do is have one person get paid to lie. No one will remember them. They did it with the deshaun Watson case. Do you remember the three girls that got caught lying? Oh, you couldn't have possibly been there in Houston. You were in yada yada. We have pictures of it. Oh, geez. Okay, caught me. And then, because I know it's a lie because why wouldn't you sue for defamation right there. If I'm Desean Watson and I got 32 women come out and three of them just got caught in blatant lies, first thing I do is file a lawsuit against all three of them. Like you guys are piling on. He didn't. That tells me his PR team hired them. They came out, had stories that couldn't be corroborated. And then it starts to place doubt. And all the rest of, of them that's coming next, there'll be a few that for sure are like, oh, I was out of town when I made that claim. I forgot. Never mind. And he won't, he won't say a word about them. Their names will never get released. It'll never be a terrible thing. They'll just go away and they'll take their money and they'll leave. It's, it's a, it's a common practice. I learned that from a dude who used to do politics. Your politician gets into a little trouble, you have somebody fall on the sword out loud with a lie that gets exposed immediately and says, now, now we don't know who's telling the truth. And it's like, oh, place the fake love. The real conspiracy is the fake liar because they're coming next.

[Toledo]

And then I can't remember that was settled or done, but the Robert Kraft thing, that kind of went away quietly. Well, the orchids thing.

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah, that I think had more money, just paid him and that was only a one off. He wasn't doing that because he didn't want. He went to a jerk off parlor, which I don't understand why Justin and desean don't do that. Those are everywhere. They're going to like real authentic sports massage Therapy, that's the challenge, I guess. And they're assuming I'm Justin Tucker. I'm the kicker of the Ravens and the. The girls, when they go. So what I'll show them. I'll over their stuff. Now I will say, because Scott Haynes just reminded me. What about that doctor who did your prostate exam? And that was. He did that, not me. I didn't do it. It. That was one time where I was. It was a little bit of, you know, semen, diarrhea. That was a. But I, I wasn't fighting it. He found something I enjoyed. Surprised me because I never guessed a dude in his late 60s could do that to me, but he did in an effort to find something wrong. So I was. I was vulnerable for sure. But he didn't even touch it. It was like a magic trick. Trick I didn't even know that I had. I was at full staff. I think it just kind of. It was just. Yeah, like punching a retarded kid in the stomach. Just corn coming out. Yeah. I just can't. He was. My boy was dumb and there was something going on and I didn't know that was a possibility. So that took me. So, yes, I did have that incident, but that wasn't. That wasn't unexpected. The doctor said so. I was the only one surprised by that. In fact, I should have sued him or thanked him. And if I'm ever, You know, that's another thing. If I'm ever getting a, A, an exam and someone goes in there and they don't tell me first, that's a. That's illegal. I, I would definitely not open up for that. If you get that, you know, popsicle stick and you stuff it in that looks like Vaseline, but it's not. You start rubbing that on me somewhere like. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm gonna need a diagram and a talk before this happens. Oh, I gotta go back there. All right. We need to have. There needs to be some communication. This isn't just gonna be a free for all. My body is not your wonderland. So, yeah, that's Justin Tucker. It's been real easy, Brad. I don't know about you. Been real easy for me my entire life to not surprise someone from that region. It's been real easy. Real easy. Are you enjoying your dinner?

[Laird]

I am a lot.

[Brady]

How about now? It's awesome now, right?

[Laird]

Why did you do that?

[Brady]

Because chicks dig it, don't they?

[Laird]

No.

[Brady]

You're the eighth girl I've done that to. Not one is bit. And that's the Other. And I'll get. I don't want to do this, but Justin Tucker has done this multiple times. Desean Watson has done this multiple times. These are the ones we know about. How many times did it work to make him? I mean, a lot, if we're to believe the DeSean Watson story. He's over 31. One of the girls slept with him. She climbed on him right there. But that we know about for sure. The other one kind of hemmed and hawed him whether or not then she dropped out of the deal. But. Okay, so let's say he's over 25. How many have to, like, give you the thumbs up for you to keep trying that move? If I, If I. If I swing and miss with that once, that's, That's. That's not coming out again.

[Brett]

Finding a new move.

[Brady]

Yeah, I tried the whole, you know, finish in front of him before they knew we were even, like, at a date. She got real mad.

[Toledo]

I've heard stories your. Your prostate deal at people getting a massage.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah.

[Toledo]

Or hearing from licensed massage therapists. It happens every once.

[Brady]

A prostate massage?

[Toledo]

No, not the massage, but the. Basically ejaculating happens.

[Brady]

There's another great band name. Basically, Brady says ejaculating happen happens and shouldn't that massage therapist is doing something wrong.

[Toledo]

Of course.

[Brady]

I mean, if she told you that, that means she's helping out. There's no stimulation to a thigh or whatever. Unless that dude just got out of jail. Again, I could be in a two month drought and haven't touched myself.

[Toledo]

Oops.

[Brady]

And I go get a massage.

[Toledo]

That's okay.

[Brady]

I can control myself well enough to know. And also to stop the massage once the tingles start. Like, you need to stop. You need to stop.

[Laird]

Why?

[Brady]

Something horrible is about to happen to you. Yep.

[Brett]

Too late.

[Brady]

All right, I told you. What did I say?

[Brett]

This is your fault.

[Brady]

This is your fault. You were warned. Yeah, I'm not going to lay there and go, oops, when did that get here? Grab some wet wipes. I have the capabilities of A, letting the other person know, B, stopping that. If it happens multiple times, I stop going to the massage out of embarrassment.

[Toledo]

But they tip so well every time.

[Brady]

I go there, I all over the place. I got an appointment Thursday. I'm like, no, you can't go there anymore. I mean, every time Brady goes to Spinato's. If he did that, it's the same thing.

[Toledo]

It's been a while.

[Brady]

Yeah, but if you had a pizza, ejaculation happens. No, Brady, it doesn't yeah.

[Brett]

Tong wouldn't let you back in via check if you did that.

[Brady]

Oh, no, not you. You'll get out of here, Tong.

[Laird]

Come on, buddy.

[Brady]

Your food's so good, it makes me get out. You eat on a patio.

[Laird]

All right, I'll eat on the patio. Oh, egg rolls.

[Toledo]

What's going on?

[Laird]

Oh, Tong, you're a magician.

[Brady]

Daddy, why does this happen every time we go to Vietcheck? Sorry, Curbiter.

[Laird]

Step over that.

[Brady]

Let's get in the car. See, you can control it. You would never with your daughter waiting in the lobby.

[Laird]

Daddy's gonna go get a massage real quick.

[Brady]

Do that and then walk out with any sort of pride multiple times with different people. Justin Tuggar, I salute. He's a double agent. He's deep down a Steelers fan. And he knows what makes Steelers fans happy. When Ravens shoot their white worms all over unexpectedly, anywhere they want. Oh, it's great.

[Laird]

All right, Justin, I'm gonna have you roll up.

[Toledo]

Oh, come on.

[Brady]

Did it work? Do you like me now? No.

[Toledo]

Shoot. Doink.

[Brady]

I'll try another girl next week. I doinked it off her face. She doesn't like me. Imagine.

[Toledo]

Those are the reason why he missed on the games that he point.

[Brady]

Yeah, he's wobbly legging. He missed an extra point against the Steelers that came into play in their first game this day. Ravens lost. We were all happy because Justin Tucker missed two kicks and an extra point point. Like, what's going on with Tucker? We knew the weight of the law was about to hit him. And guess what he's not gonna do when he gets that call all over the place.

[Toledo]

He was on the phone the whole time of the game on the sidelines.

[Brady]

So they're gonna. Are they gonna drop it or. We need you for a 41 yarder. Okay, I gotta call you back. I gotta go try to kick a field goal with this laying on top of me. God bless you. See you later.

[Brett]

It was there. He's confirming his next appointment. Yeah.

[Brady]

You know, my legs are a little tight. I just missed an extra point. I'm gonna need a rub down.

[Laird]

Never again, Justin.

[Brady]

No, I swear. That was a one time deal.

[Toledo]

He has his own tent on the sidelines.

[Brady]

Yeah, the white tent. Tucker's gone into the white tent. It's not the concussion. When. What is the. Oh, it's the. Oh, it's his tent.

[Toledo]

Where's Tucker? In the locker room.

[Brady]

52 years old and I have managed to go every single day of my life without unexpectedly shocking a guest. Sorry about that. That was a good Joke. Melissa Villa, Senor. I had to fire one at you. You like me more. It's never. And I wouldn't want to meet the girl where that works.

[Laird]

We were just sitting there talking and then the next thing you know, he all over the table and I'm like, oh my God, I want you to meet my parents.

[Brady]

It's not a thing, but it is a thing. And thank God it's a thing the Ravens do. It makes a Harbaugh sad and that makes me happy. I'd like to say it makes Lamar sad, but he's probably not able to make sense of it all because, you know, that would require cognitive thinking and he doesn't have to, seeing as how he is in all realism, the stupidest man in the NFL. Another thing I saw this weekend is there was this kid in Iowa, a lady in Iowa who did some research and discovered she's exposed a neo Nazi child pornography ring.

[Brett]

What?

[Toledo]

What a combine.

[Brady]

That is some seriously specific bad stuff. Said Iowa State students been credited with exposing an online neo Nazi child pornography ring. A police officer at Iowa State University said she received the tip from an an unnamed student five years ago. Might have some neo Nazis and they're into kids might want to look into that.

[Brett]

Take your time.

[Brady]

Took them five years. I think it would find that like that day. Where are the neo Nazis? Are there kids nearby? Anyway, as an online cult says I've been in awe of this woman since the beginning. She was being blackmailed and had the strength and bravery to come forward instead say this is not okay. She shared the details and they have a huge story behind. The Department of Justice filed charges against 23 year old Colin Walker of New Jersey and Caleb Merritt of Texas and Rohan Reign of France. They have all this stuff. They're part of an online group that followed Neo Nazism and child pornography. Neo Nazi was the core. That was the heart of their. The network, the unity. Yeah. Where the. Where they all kind of bonded. And then one of them piped up and even said, you know what else I like? And they were all like us too. Like there wasn't one Neo Nazi that drew a line. I know you're a neo Nazi, but.

[Brett]

Have some standards for God's sake.

[Brady]

He's still not morals. Don't touch the kinder for God's sakes. That wasn't part of it. But to be. How bad were your parents? You're a neo Nazi child pornographer. That's the worst thing you can be. Throw in rapist or serial killer and you. It's the hat trick of awful. I believe in the. The ways of the Nazi. Also, I think that the age of consent should be like 8. You're the worst person alive. The case was broken wide open when she noticed there's a fake address from review a mountain of evidence from these subpoenas. I asked him about his computer training. Initially he said, what do you mean? And she told the Nazi he was. It seems you're very tech savvy. And then found. I found that he had taken some courses on how to hide stuff and dug it up and then found it through that. It's crazy though, but Neo Nazi child pornography is like the worst parenting job ever. Like, I even think that a serial killer's parents can't help that. I think you might be born a serial killer. I think there's something wrong with your brain. Sociopath, whatever. There's some nature nurture there, but I think there's an awful lot of nature in the idea that you can do that. Neo Nazi is taught.

[Toledo]

Using it. I don't know. I mean. Yeah, you're right.

[Brady]

Neo Nazi is taught. There's no. Like, I was born a Neo.

[Toledo]

You know, on the religious side of. It's pretty bad too.

[Brady]

What do you mean?

[Toledo]

Like a priest or, you know, that. Oh, that horrible.

[Brady]

Take the trust. Yeah.

[Toledo]

Or scout leaders. Like, oh, I can go there because I can groom.

[Brady]

Right.

[Toledo]

Do that.

[Brady]

That's creepy.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Horrifying. Horrifying. Awful human behavior. Yeah, but the. To add Neo Nazi to that. Who trusts them? How are they grooming young kids? That's some bad parenting on all angles. You're not paying attention to your kid who's trapped in some Neo Nazi website. My guess is the parents are Neo Nazis and the kids are okay with it. And then you found a bunch of Neo Nazis you can't trust. And that's the worst feeling in the world. What the hell is this? These Neo Nazis cannot be trusted with the children's. Yeah, that is. That's one of the worst stories I've seen in a long time. And it took them five years to bring this down. Five years. They knew about it in 2020 during the pandemic. So I guess they were kind of like, well, you know, at least what kind of parents were keeping their kids in masks then? If they're Neo Nazi child pornographers or. They're allowed. Yeah. Every parent involved in this should also get the book thrown at them. I don't believe a single parent said, first off, I can't believe my son was dabbling on neo Nazi websites, let alone looking at kids nude. Like, I don't buy it. You raised that kid to be horrible. And I don't want to hear, oh, I just fell in with a bad group. No, that's your job to make sure that. My dad wouldn't let me hang out with Jimmy Rich cuz he thought he just looked weird.

[Toledo]

Yeah, I don't know what the. The percentage is, but it's pretty high. That basically that's a. In the family. It's a tall. Yeah, that's.

[Brady]

You're not, you know, you're not father.

[Toledo]

Father.

[Brady]

You're not in a normal white family. And then roll out the only neo Nazi very rarely.

[Toledo]

And also the pedophile.

[Brady]

Well, pedophile can be. Yeah, that can go down. A bunch of different touchy feely going on. Yeah, there's some sexual abuse. Yeah. All of it's bad. But neo Nazism plus child pornography is. That's the ultimate bad guy. That's like e ticket. That's. That makes me wish there was a hell for real. So that would be. We should make. We should make it real on earth for all of us atheists that are like, I don't think there's a post punishment for this. Can we do it now? So I know for sure he'll get his. Where he's going. I don't believe he's going anywhere. Can we do it now? And I don't want to meet the reformed neo Nazi. They only got 20 years. The guys are in their early 20s. They'll be out when they're 45 giving speeches. You know, I used to be a neo Nazi child predator. I'm like, I'm gonna burn you to the ground now just for saying it. Just, just for saying that. Well, not anymore. Don't care.

[Toledo]

He'll leave that part out of it.

[Brady]

That tag sticks forever. Oh, no. I want to tell you about my how I got better. Not interested. Yeah, the parents, everybody in that whole. That whole family should just be cold. Even if you have. If you have a kid who turns out to be a neo Nazi child pornographer, you're out. I don't care what you say you are. You were just. You did a terrible job and it's time for you to go away too gross.

[Toledo]

My parents pushed me there.

[Brady]

My parents were.

[Toledo]

They have nothing to do with it.

[Brady]

They were good, decent people. I went down the wrong path. Nah, they helped. They weren't paying any attention. I know if, I know if for a second if I dabbled in Nazism as A kid. I would have been bounced off every wall in the house the second my dad found a swastika or any sort of material.

[Brett]

As you should be.

[Brady]

Yeah, exactly. You know, dude, Hitler had some boing, boing, boing. I'm just going off the walls for even bringing it up. Don't. We don't talk about Hitler in this house with a smile.

[Toledo]

Kirby, you have two weeks to knock it off.

[Brady]

You don't even. You, who never yells at Kirby at all. She brings up mine. Confidence. You know, daddy, there were some things in this that really could register with today's youth.

[Laird]

Kirby, I've never punched in the nose before, but that day is about to happen. I'm afraid. I gotta let you. Let you have it, Eddie.

[Brady]

No.

[Toledo]

I'll give you a struggle.

[Brady]

It's just. It's the worst thing you can be. And you would even disown Kirby. She starts wandering around as a nazi. Wouldn't you? Could you still love her?

[Toledo]

Like, what did I do? What did you.

[Brady]

I would get rid of you too. If Kirby came in here dressed up in the third reich gear, I'm like, it's a phase.

[Toledo]

Isn't that cool?

[Laird]

It's a phase. We got that at brooks brothers. We went to Joanne right before it went banger up and got some red armband. We made those at home on an arts and crafts day.

[Toledo]

She picked it out for the winter formal.

[Laird]

She's got some friends that are going through a phase.

[Brady]

Brady, your daughter's a horrible human being.

[Laird]

No.

[Toledo]

And it's not Kirby. It's Ava.

[Laird]

What kid doesn't go through the classic rock phase, the reggae phase, and of course the Nazi time?

[Brady]

It doesn't happen.

[Brett]

It'll be kids.

[Brady]

Yeah. Nope, nope.

[Toledo]

You'll find out.

[Laird]

You too.

[Toledo]

It's very common.

[Brady]

Never once. No. No matter. If me and Mark started to be nazis growing up, Jeff Begley would have told our parents, hey, I don't like what's going on here. This guy's talk a lot of Nazi. One of them, Jeff cuomo, Mike burkhart, somebody we hung out with would have said, I'm not in. I'm just not going to do that. And then the rumors would have started, you know, your son's a Nazi. And then there'd have been a parent teacher conference. Somewhere along the line, I'd have had like, my mom would have had to sit with Mr. Benavidez at Roosevelt element Benitez at Roosevelt elementary and said, you know, we're hearing rumblings that your boys fond of Hitler. That would have ended that day because I'd have probably been murdered by my dad. A staunch non Nazi. Big time. Big. I mean, that guy is a. He's. I'll say this pretty much without hesitation. My dad has been against the Nazis since I've known him.

[Brett]

It's a good thing.

[Brady]

Never wavered on that one. Ever. Wrong.

[Toledo]

He's a scout. I don't think scouts were black and red, though. These uniforms.

[Brady]

Brand Burt Burdenelle is online going, you can't say that for certain. They're like, all right. Brand Burt just bad. Anyway, what are you gonna do? And also over the weekend, I don't know if you saw this. The army has banned transgender people from joining up, and I am against this. Let them sign up. Why not start a whole new unit? You send transgenders to the Middle east, they're gonna freak the F out. Have a full transgender military. That's a great move. That would freak. They would hide the whole time. They wouldn't even fight back. God forbid you get some of that blood spilled on your soil. You're not shooting those guys. Dress them up, too. Like, make it weird and fire those dudes over there to the next. You know, put them in the Gaza Strip and have the transgenders wandering around just confused the hell out of Hamas. They'll blow themselves, but now they're not allowed. I think if you're willing to die and join up, it doesn't matter. You. You can. We're back to clinger days from mash, where if you dress up like a woman, you can get out.

[Toledo]

Well, I mean, you know, following orders and stuff. The superior officer uses the wrong pronoun.

[Brady]

Wow. Oh, okay. So you make it easier to say, look, we. You're the. But they just make the trans army, then. So they don't even interact with the normal people. And the trans army can be like, troop. Yeah. You're the elite. We train the hell out of them. It's dudes. We train the hell out of them, and we send them in there in dresses. And the Hamas would be like, what does. I don't. And then just start trans bombing. I think it's a great idea. If they're willing to fight, I'm willing to tip my cat cap and I get people like, they're crazy. You got to be a little crazy to get in there anyway. What's wrong with crazy? I think being part of Delta Force, you're a little crazy. Let's make trans Delta Force. I'm all in on this, but they banned them this weekend, so no More trans.

[Laird]

Trans.

[Brett]

Delta Force.

[Brady]

I mean, imagine the training for that, man. It would be incredible. A bunch of dudes and dresses on monkey bars and swimming, like, a mile in 11 seconds.

[Brett]

Just fishnet stockings and everything.

[Laird]

I didn't.

[Brady]

You know, and I don't think there's a huge line to get into the army of dudes transition, but you could.

[Toledo]

Have, you know, a couple hundred troops.

[Brady]

You think, look at that shooting high. Maybe like 4,000. I think a few. Oh, oh, you could get them. I'm seriously. I thought you meant, like, currently in there. It was maybe two, and we make this big stink over it. I think it might be, like, two dudes who are, like, in transition in the army or two standing outside the recruiting center trying to get in. I don't think it's a big problem. I don't think the transgender community just went, oh, no, we can't join the army. I think that's a. I've been down on 7th Avenue a few times. I don't see a lot of recruiting stations.

[Brett]

Green's not my color anyway.

[Brady]

I'm not on Melrose with the army handing out pamphlets. You're just exactly the fighter we're looking at. I don't see the draw. They got another fish to fry there. Pardon the pun, but they got. They got a. They got a different battle they're fighting.

[Brett]

You don't think Sergeant Hulk is down there recruiting?

[Brady]

It's a nice dress, man. You ever think about joining the military? Sometimes. Hop in. I don't think we're allowed. Ah, we'll make an exception.

[Toledo]

Keep.

[Brady]

Do I have to wear the men's or female uniform? We got a special one just for you. Okay, ladies, we're joining the army. Like, I don't see that being a big. They're over there at one of those restaurants that, you know on Melrose. I think we should all go join. I don't think it's a thing. Got like, 14 new recruits today. There's a catch.

[Toledo]

Chicks in the capri pants over there.

[Brady]

That's our force, the Capris. Capri Force at 7:36. Bert, what do you have on this beautiful President's Day to start us? Will it be presidents of the United States?

[Brett]

Of course.

[Brady]

One of those.

[Brett]

That was one suggestion. Peaches Lump was the big one there. But of course. Wake Up Song brought to you by Action Ride Shop. And, well, this is the week. Saturday, the big day. The big grand opening at location number two. John and I'll be out there from, like, 11 to one. It's over there on Power Road and McDowell. Lots of stuff going on out there. They're doing a bike giveaway. Pivot's gonna have their demo truck out there. All the fun stuff happening out there all day long. But we'll be hanging out 11 to one at Action Ride Shop. Part two's grand opening and the OG store is still open. So if you want to head up north and get the skis and snowboards and stuff, head on over to Gilbert Road and Southern Josh and the boys will take care of you. Yeah. On the list, I'd like to give.

[Brady]

You my new book from a neo Nazi child pornography. It's called Minor Comp, if you're interested. I wrote it with Kendrick Lamar.

[Brett]

It's about Truck on the list. Three Days Grace. Scorpions. Blackout for your episode last week.

[Brady]

I'm okay.

[Brett]

Aerosmith. Dude looks like a lady for Scottsdale. Free Bird for USA Hockey. Ramstein. America in there.

[Brady]

Wow.

[Brett]

Slipknot Mama said knock you out from death. Punch for USA Hockey. Parkway Drive. Vice Grip for the tranny's rosebud that you were watching walk down the street. Mastodon. Team America. America F. Yeah. For hockey.

[Brady]

Yeah, man. The presidency got real.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

It's Canada, for God's sakes. We'll kill them. We can't get too. Let's not start flexing on Canada too hard.

[Brett]

And tools. Prison sex for Justin Tucker.

[Brady]

Canada's barely bigger than California population. Let's not start throwing our muscles at them like we will crush them in a war. Let's just beat them in the hockey ring. They play again either tomorrow or Thursday. I don't remember. They're playing again this week. It's a great tournament. Middle of the season. They're doing this international play for so much better what basketball's up to. But yeah. Canada and the US of A going at it again this week. The ratings should be great. And those Tkachuk boys, They're the ones who did it. Matthew. And oh, my God. Hurt himself fighting. Didn't care. Like season might be on the line. Start swinging away. Just fighting everybody in nine seconds at three huge fights. It was awesome. They're going to do it again. I don't remember if it's tomorrow. One of the T days of the week. Tuesday or Thursday. Can't remember. Days are screwed up. I hit my head. Let's go with. I mean, it is Presidency. United States. President's Day. Lump is a little bit strange, but.

[Brett]

Don'T play Peaches then.

[Brady]

I like Lump. Yeah, we'll go with some lump.

[Brett]

Where's the other one. They had Mach 5 or something like that. Is that the other song that they had?

[Brady]

They had a third one.

[Brett]

Yeah, I think that was it.

[Brady]

Lump and then peaches and then. Yeah, they had that third one. We're like, all right, I think we're done with you. Yeah, we'll do some lump, though. No, it's you. Maybe you'd remember. It didn't. They didn't pop. But everybody was so excited that they were 2 for 2. And I don't think they ever expected one hit from this band. So when, when, when we embrace them, they're like, all right, try a third one. And three was too many. It's lump, everybody. For the presidents of the United States from POTUS. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? This is an actual quote from that neo Nazi pedophile group that was known as cvlt, which is pronounced cult. They describe themselves as an online group that espoused neo nazism, nihilism and pedophilia as its core principle.

[Brett]

Well, you know, it sounds kind of.

[Brady]

I mean, they're. They're well organized, I guess, but that's what the Nazis were the second you read that. Isn't everybody under arrest? Like, don't you just find all the IP addresses attached and arrest them all? Even if it's Pete Townsend or the who is on there. You just throw them in jail and ask some questions. Crazy. Anyway, it's time now, 8:02 for Brady to give you all the President's day news. He knows we call this the Brady report. Brady report.

[Toledo]

Good Monday morning to you, Phoenix.

[Laird]

Hello, world.

[Toledo]

Hi, Happy president's day. And also random acts of kindness day. Okay, couple of basis fun facts. The world's smallest mountain range is just outside of Sacramento, California. It's called the sutter buttes. It's a circular area of volcanic remnants which is about 10 miles across. It was formed a long time ago.

[Brady]

Sure. Thanks, buddy.

[Toledo]

1.6 million years ago.

[Laird]

In the 40s, before it was just flat then that.

[Toledo]

You can send a coconut, a potato, a sombrero, a brick brick, an inflated beach ball and a frisbee and a pillow through the U. S. Postal service without a box. You just have to make sure it got enough postage on it and the address label. Just slap it on that coconut and send it in the mail.

[Laird]

A mountain range was a while ago. For those who weren't Sure.

[Toledo]

I mean, a long time ago.

[Brady]

Breaking news. A mountain range came out of nowhere near Sacramento just the other day.

[Laird]

I figured that out a long time ago.

[John Holmberg]

No, you not working with ladonna.

[Brady]

Last Tuesday.

[Toledo]

The Dallas Cowboys were the first NFL team to make nachos popular at their stadium, thanks to Howard Cosell. Had him at Monday night football game in 1978. Loved him. And that got the NFL on board.

[Brady]

And started serving nachos in stadiums because Howard said, hey, you should try this.

[Toledo]

These are amazing.

[Brady]

Thanks, Brady. Cheese and chips. What are you all right? Don't do that.

[Toledo]

A new poll asked people.

[Brady]

It was Brady Cosell. It wasn't even like an attempt at a vote.

[Brett]

It was Lil Howard.

[Brady]

It was. Yeah. Now we got vaccine.

[Laird]

These are amazing. From this reporter's ears to your mouth.

[Toledo]

A new poll asked people, if it were possible, would you drive across a massive bridge from USA to Europe, assuming the proper facilities were along the way, like rest stops and gas stations. 35% of the people said yes. 19 said maybe 18 no, and 28 said, hell no, it'd be a 3,100 miles.

[Brady]

So it's like driving.

[Toledo]

The closest point they're saying is Maine to Portugal.

[Brady]

Oh, they go down and then bounce up a little bit. The tip of Maine to Portugal. Portugal's with a Portuguese. Like the island of Madeira, which is part of Portugal, but it's off into the ocean a little bit.

[Toledo]

Bit, not sure.

[Brady]

Well, then you need another bridge. Well, it would have to be a stopping point. It's beautiful, by the way. Look it up online.

[John Holmberg]

Is that the place you were looking at with the big valley?

[Brady]

Unreal.

[Toledo]

And if they accomplished, assuming the maximum highway speed of 85 miles per hour, it would take you 36 hours to complete.

[Laird]

Yeah.

[Brady]

It's like driving across the country. I'm in weather would keep me out. Yeah. I'm not. Not getting trapped on that bridge. Something some nor'easter comes blowing over and I'd be too nervous. There's no turning around. Pull over.

[John Holmberg]

Don't turn your hazard.

[Brady]

And what if there's an accident? I've been on the drive back from show low where the 260, there's a wreck and there's a fatality. It was on New Year's Eve, in fact. Started heading back. There's a fatality. You see the helicopter come dropping down. Then a cops like, we're gonna close the road. You guys gotta go back. Had to drive back. There was no in and out. You couldn't. If that bridge, if there's a holdup yeah, you're stuck there. You gotta turn around and go back to the United States. Or wait. It's. It's. It's like driving a Flagstaff. You can't have any accidents. Nothing worse on a Sunday coming back from Sedona or Flagstaff and there's a wreck, you're there all day. The whole like two, three hour delays just to move the car.

[Toledo]

The U.S. customs and Border Protection Agency just made a big bust in Chicago. They caught boxes of counterfeit US stamps. The Forever stamps. 161,000 fake stamps. Oh my God, they're coming from China.

[Brady]

Chinese fentanyl stamps covered in Covid.

[Toledo]

All the parcels were arriving from China. And if genuine, the face value would be $118,000.

[Brady]

Genuine. Brady. Seth, the street cred on that. Genuine man.

[Brett]

No kidding.

[Toledo]

There's a big crime spree going on in Brazil right now. Not only they're knocking off bodegas pharmacies. And when they go into the pharmacies, they demand cash. And the big pay, the gold ozempic. They want to take whatever they have in there because there's such a demand.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

And they're getting big bucks for it.

[Brady]

I was reading about ozempig this weekend and yes, I call it ozempig because there's someone here who's using it that I call that. But I was reading about it and it's the irony of ozempig is yeah, you'll look better, but you can't get hard ons. And ladies dry up like the Sahara.

[John Holmberg]

I also was reading something about called frozen stomach.

[Brady]

What's. Oh yeah, I've heard of that too. That screws it up. And that's the down the road stuff.

[John Holmberg]

That's not immediate, but the confidence build.

[Brady]

Like I feel great and I look good, but my dick doesn't work and my lady parts are sandy. It's like. Like you got a beach lady and a soft and dry. It's like everything you want your laundry to be the opposite.

[John Holmberg]

AMC hammer. Soft and wet.

[Brady]

Soft and wet is different. Soft and dry is like usually there's a snuggle bear attached to that.

[Laird]

We'll make everything soft and dry.

[Brady]

The last thing you want your marriage to be is soft and dry or your relationship. But you ozempigged up because you plopped on a bunch of weight. Not caring about each other for a long time. Time. And then so you gave up. You was empig. And then you can't get wood. What's the point of looking good if you can't have, you know, naughty time. Honestly, like if you feel good about yourself and you look good, but it's a specific purpose. Exactly. It's to be more attractive. And that leads to what? Boom. Boom. Soft and dry is what it leads to. So enjoy that Ozem pig.

[Toledo]

An Alabama second grader at Huntsville Elementary School had a gun discharge in his backpack.

[Brady]

In fairness, he was 23.

[Toledo]

It exited out of his backpack into another classmate's backpack. And thank God for the laptop because it stopped the bullet.

[Brady]

I thought it hit his gun.

[Toledo]

Investigators determined that the firearm discharged while inside the backpack. But the student says he doesn't know how the handgun got into his backpack. No charges will be filed.

[Brady]

That's right. They believed him.

[Laird]

That is mine. I think one of the black kids did it.

[Brady]

I believe you're probably right. Here in Alabama, that's what we're going to come from. Wells, would you get a handgun in a white boy's backpack? David Le. David, come up here for a second. And here in Alabama we don't take kindly what you've done to little Trevor.

[Toledo]

It's 2029 year old Florida man named Michael Gizmo Gonzalez was at a family dollar a while back and he walked out with $50 worth of cleaning supplies and a box of goldfish crackers. The manager was a brave 65 year old woman named Diane. She saw him leave without paying and confronting him in the parking lot. There was an argument and Gizmo hit Diane in the face with the box of goldfish causing small cut under her lip. He got away but apparently he left a goldfish at the scene because the cops did a forensic analysis. Lifted some prints out from the box.

[Brady]

Nope.

[Toledo]

Determined that Gizmo was the robber. Gizmo was already in the system because he had a long rap sheet.

[Brady]

He's Gizmo. He's in the system. He's got his DNA on file and everything. Gizmo's a problem.

[Toledo]

Got a mug shot of Gizmo.

[Brady]

Anybody who wants to be called Gizmo is probably on a lot of FBI lists. Let's take a look at Gizmo. I is Giz. Well, wow.

[Toledo]

Wasn't what I was picturing right away.

[Brady]

His neck has a tattoo on it that says sulfur. Sulfur scorpion. I don't know what that is. Maybe you can see it.

[Toledo]

Florida. There's. Oh no, that's not.

[Brady]

By the way. I just got an email that said that that was Chinese. No, I thought Gizmo would be. Well, that may be because I grew up in the 80s, so everybody named Gizmo was working on a comedy, so I pictured like some nerdy, weird white dude. I did not picture prison tats all the way up the neck and an afro.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

No, not what I pictured Gizmo to look like.

[John Holmberg]

Isn't his last name Gonzalez?

[Brett]

Yeah, that's what I expected.

[Brady]

Well, I don't. Yeah, but the afro is. That's a Mexican Afro.

[John Holmberg]

So you're saying he just got wet?

[Brady]

What?

[Toledo]

Soft and wet. With Gizmo?

[Brady]

No, I'm not saying that. That's horrible.

[Brett]

Don't feed him after midnight either.

[Brady]

Oh, that Gizmo. I thought. You mean he just got.

[Brett]

Not get mo.

[Brady]

That's how you said people get here from where he's from. He just got wet. Christ on a crutch. No, that's not what I'm saying. He's been dry for years. He's probably a citizen even. Somebody emailed and said that the stamp story is years old. Unless it's new again. It was on an episode of Contraband. Did it have a date on it?

[Toledo]

Check.

[Brady]

There's a guy said, I just saw a story about this on Contraband. It's a few years ago. Ago.

[Toledo]

Say, the forever stamps. Aren't those. Have they been around for a while?

[Brady]

Forever, it would seem.

[Toledo]

Not true.

[Brady]

Well, you asked the question. Don't tell me what you know.

[Toledo]

No, you need to think about the.

[John Holmberg]

Structure of your sentence.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Those forever stamps, how long have they been around?

[Brady]

What are you. Ken Jennings are asking questions to know the answers to.

[Toledo]

This. Says, released on February 13, 2025.

[Brady]

But it doesn't say the. Like the date when they were like. They're just mopping up some details of the story. Or is it. The reason he's asking is, did this happen again?

[Toledo]

Must happen again.

[Brady]

Chinese. After our stamps on the reg, in fact. Perhaps Brett. Forever.

[Laird]

How long those been around?

[Brady]

Forever. No, get snotty with me.

[Brett]

Chinese are in on stamps. They.

[Toledo]

Come on.

[Brett]

They're just using those anymore.

[Brady]

They're just bullying us a little bit. That's. That's just trolling.

[Toledo]

Shipping them over here. People use them.

[Brady]

I don't know who's using that many stamps. I have a feeling that's. I don't want to say it out loud because there's a lot of. Post office workers have been pretty quiet for the last few years, but I have a feeling that Doge. Once they get to the usps.

[John Holmberg]

Look out.

[Brady]

Oh, boy. You're going to see some definite cuts there.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe that's where Elon will draw the line.

[Brady]

Don't piss off the post office. Like you can piss all these other government workers off. They've been quiet for a long time. Before school shootings, that was called going postal. They were doing that pretty regularly to a point where we kind of ignored it. Like, that's another post office guy.

[John Holmberg]

Guys, to go back to your prison tattoo story, you're saying his name Gizmo with a hard G. In Spanish. It's pronounced with a JJ.

[Brady]

Or he's mo yizmo, like Yakaranda yizmo. It's not a hard J. Not a hard J. Even the Spanish would be like, stop calling me that, even though it's accurate. Although that's my new nickname for Justin Tuggar. Time to roll out Jizmo. Jizmo 3000 is going to try another 50 yarder here for the Ravens.

[John Holmberg]

John, I've been listening for a while. Is it possible since you guys look so much alike, that your head injury has started to affect Brady? He has a serious concussion.

[Brady]

With those twins from the Time Life books, I hit my head and he gets dumber. How's it possible?

[Laird]

Yeah, that's what happened to me the other night. John was ever only giving himself a hand job. And I finished all over the therapist's bed.

[Toledo]

It's John again.

[Brady]

He did it. Honest engine.

[Laird]

I did. Do people still say honest engine?

[Brady]

I don't think so, Brady.

[Toledo]

There's a bunch of bodegas in New York that are dealing with the egg crisis. Because eggs are so expensive, they're selling now. They call them Lucy's. Basically, you can buy three eggs.

[Brady]

You can pull them out one at a time.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Buck and a half each.

[Toledo]

2.99. For three.

[Brady]

Oh, for three. That's three. That's a buck each.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Because right now I just saw a dozen eggs online. Were 12:50.

[John Holmberg]

You see the lines outside the. Like, the local chicken farms, like, what's the Hickman's or whatever.

[Brady]

People can go get them there. Yeah, that Hickman guy was on KTR the day before they asked me to be on there. And they started, like, rolling off facts that Mr. Hickman said they got some trouble. Man, we're gonna be having some egg problems for a while. 60 million birds died.

[Toledo]

Toledo and Brett. There's a Swiss company online that's selling tubes of coffee. Coffee that you can spread on your morning toast or croissant.

[John Holmberg]

No, thanks.

[Toledo]

It's kind of like a tube of oil paint that's black. Thick enough that you can.

[John Holmberg]

You're not.

[Toledo]

Put it on fruit, put it on banana.

[Brady]

People will eat that Coffee flavored stuff goes. But that just sounds.

[Toledo]

They advertise as a product you can eat or drink because you can mix it in water if you want.

[Brady]

So it's like Hershey's syrup only coffee.

[Toledo]

Yeah, it's 100 fair trade herp, herb, arabica beans.

[Brady]

Man, that's lazy. Just squirting your Hershey's coffee herp.

[Toledo]

It's like coffee Nutella.

[Brady]

As a non coffee guy, I just don't get it.

[Toledo]

You can get a single tube for 17 bucks. They say that's the equivalent of 20 cups of coffee.

[Brady]

Oh, you know what's gonna start happening there? People start making those giant milkshakes just use the whole table.

[Toledo]

Oh, yeah, you just dab it.

[Brady]

My mom used to get so mad when I take that Hershey's syrup and half cup that thing. You could see it resting in the bottom of the glass in a pile. Wouldn't even stir in anymore. My chocolate milk was just black. Oh, makes me want it now.

[Toledo]

Got some radio video. First one's a couple on a motorcycle ride. Doesn't last real long.

[Brady]

All right.

[Toledo]

He goes off roading.

[Brady]

Oh, we're in like a neighborhood. It's like somebody's house. This doesn't look like. Oh, they're on a little baby. Oh, he clotheslined her on a tree branch. Oh, that can't be.

[Toledo]

He's wearing the helmet.

[Brady]

He's got the helmet on. That can't be the approved outfit for riding a butt, though. He's shirtless in a helmet and she's just huge.

[Brett]

His cans would have protected him.

[Brady]

As fat as those two are, I feel sorry for the tree.

[Brett]

Kidding.

[Brady]

That's like those two Guinness twins, only with one bike.

[Brett]

Yeah, his cans would have protect him.

[Brady]

He's got airbags, milkers on him, doesn't he?

[Toledo]

I think it's the same backyard. This is a local dentist.

[Brady]

Oh, is that a Dremel?

[Toledo]

Yes.

[Brady]

Oh, my God. It's a Dremel on a dude's tooth. Make it stop.

[Toledo]

Look at the dust coming out of there.

[Brady]

What are they fixing?

[Toledo]

Just piling it down.

[Brady]

How sharp is your tooth?

[Toledo]

She's got like a tusk. Megan, look at that.

[Brady]

What? What is the end game there? What was. That's not fixing a cavity. He only had three teeth to begin with.

[Toledo]

Two tusks on the bottom.

[Brady]

Oh, were they just banging into his lip or something? Probably got too out of control. Oh, man. Oh, boy. That was bad. All right. Oh, that hurt.

[Toledo]

Another lady on a scooter. I don't Know how she's inside? Yes.

[Brady]

Indoors.

[Toledo]

Calling it a day. Gotta back it out.

[Brady]

She backs her scooter out into a sidewalk from an inside. Like, she's in. Coming out of sliding glass doors and she's backing. Oh, the. The. The garage door that. That keeps the security gates dropping on her. Oh, Calla the genie and Tasha. This is not good. Oh, she's trapped.

[John Holmberg]

Her remote isn't working.

[Brady]

Oh, she's trying to get her Bluetooth to raise the gate, and she is trapped. Her neck. It's falling on the back of her neck. Why is stained playing?

[Toledo]

I don't know, but this move's not good.

[Brady]

Oh, she's trying to slide sideways, and the gate just keeps coming down. Oh, is anything going to fix? Oh, she's getting lower. And the gate just keeps squishing her against that little moped she rides. Well, that'll teach you to park a bike indoors. Oh, she's now between the gate and then just go forward. Go forward. Oh, it's down on her legs now. This is taking forever to kill her. She's out.

[Brett]

Wow, she made it.

[Brady]

Wow. See, ladies, that's the benefits of being thin. A big woman wouldn't have survived that. She got. She got to squeeze out of there because she's in shape.

[Toledo]

Last one's a trampoline accident. He's double bouncing the dude to do a bunch of flips.

[Brady]

He's got two guys on a trampoline. Does it. Whoa. Oh, he flips right off and lands on the internally decapitated. People shouldn't be allowed to have trampolines. That guy's dead. He does a triple. He does. How many do 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 flips before his back hits the side of the trample?

[Brett]

Five and a half.

[Brady]

Four and a half. Really? He's going for a five. Oh, the disc mountain was not good. And I think his friend falling down in the landing pad made him kind of flo. Okay, Hol's Morning Sickness. The 98 KUPD. Hol's Morning Sickness.

[Toledo]

Sean Nemer sent me this.

[John Holmberg]

He says, okay, blame it on him. This is.

[Brady]

This is a monkey pooping in his hand, and he's at a zoo and he starts to eat it. Yeah, I've seen this at the zoo. And per, like, live, they eat their own poop fresh out of the box. All right, thanks.

[Toledo]

That's a mouthful.

[Brady]

That's it.

[Toledo]

That's it.

[Brady]

All that.

[John Holmberg]

So you could say it's a mouthful.

[Laird]

That's a mouthful.

[Toledo]

That stinks to.

[John Holmberg]

Shouldn't have set him Up.

[Brady]

Yeah, you shouldn't. You encouraged it. Kirby. Kirby's not in school for another 10 minutes. He's going to get the best of no school today. Oh, Jesus Christ. No wonder it's the best of Daddy. Yeah. That was my favorite thing in the Albuquerque Zoo ever. Gorilla came out with a big. Looks like he scooped out the inside of a pumpkin. It was so orange. He's just holding it and a guy goes, run. He's gonna throw it. We all ran. And then he just devoured it, like slowly. Just mashed it into his mouth. You want to see? You know, and that's the thing about another thing about like that people get upset. Like zoos. You want to see them in their natural habitat. That. There it is. That's what they do.

[Laird]

We don't need that part of it. Can't you train them not to do that?

[Brady]

What's natural about that? Stop feeding the gorillas pumpkins and maybe you won't have that problem.

[Toledo]

Yeah, they don't do that once in a while.

[Brady]

Eat pumpkins.

[Toledo]

No.

[Brady]

Throwing their poo, maybe. You don't know.

[Toledo]

It's kind of a unlearned thing. They're like, get me out of this.

[Brady]

I think they. I think they do fling their pockets. Poo. That's probably a move they make against each other. It's the only thing they got. I would imagine that's a very natural thing for them. They eat it. They didn't learn that in the zoo.

[Toledo]

Funniest one I saw was that Grandma's in the wheelchair and they're all watching the.

[Brady]

And it flung it.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Smacked it.

[Toledo]

Right. Can't move.

[Brady]

Yeah. That is funny. Just that phrase right there. Grandma can't move. Let's roll her over the monkey cage. Let's roll over to the monkey cage and let them. Let's see what happens. Happens. Stationary Grandma. A monkey with ibs. I'm all in. Give him a little xlax and let's see how long till Grandma's coated. Reminds me of the 70s.

[Laird]

Oh, I'm just covered in feces.

[Brady]

Full of drugs. Brett, what do you got?

[Brett]

All right, this one's we'll do quick.

[Brady]

First one up is walking down. CCTV lady walking down the street. Couple of dogs. She's loading up a Buick. This is a terrible. Oh, and then a guy. The guy gets walking back to the.

[John Holmberg]

Car and rolled up against.

[Brady]

Oh, my God. And somebody doesn't give him any space at all and hits him right into his own car. He's pulled over far enough. This. That's a Hit right here. Gangam. That's a murder. All right, you're canceled for a little while.

[Brett]

Take the rest of the day.

[Brady]

Off you go. You know what? You go home and play with Kirby with your Kirby jokes today. Gangam style. Don't laugh at it.

[Toledo]

It's so stupid.

[Brady]

I know.

[Brett]

All right, and let's have a history lesson. And in 70s or early 80s porn.

[Brady]

Okay, we got the wood panel walls. It is definitely 70s related down south.

[Brett]

My God, there's a lot of hair.

[Brady]

Oh, she's only got one leg. She's got a nub mid shin. Draped it over this guy's thigh. Oh, she can use it like a hand. Oh, she can use it like. Ah, she's lubing up the nub in the 70s. No. Oh, people didn't do this in the 70s. A 70s butt with a 70s porn nub. This isn't. This wasn't supposed to happen till the Internet got invented. Come on. Wow. From the knee down.

[Brett]

And she's pushing herself too, at the same time.

[Brady]

And she is rubbing Buckwheat's head because she's got more hair than I've ever seen. Oh, this dude is taking full calf. Cut it up. Cut off your foot about. There you go. Seven inches. Seven inches above your foot. And that's where she's at with that. Where your calf goes. And it's in that dude's bottom. And it's during the Carter administration. That wasn't supposed to happen back then. That's.

[Brett]

That's from a newcomer today. That was that from Andres Andreas.

[Brady]

Was that the 50th anniversary of SNL? Was that one of their first sketches? Oh, my God. I did not expect that at all. When she came hopping in the room with that giant bush, I thought something drastically different was going to happen. Those people in that are our parents age. Brett. Yep.

[Brett]

That changed up her nub and went to town.

[Brady]

Well, that means they were capable of stuff like that. Oh. Oh, Lubin Nub. Wow.

[Brett]

Oh, I hope that's when it doesn't come back. I mean, you know, we've.

[Brady]

Well, there's an Internet thing about that. That was. That has to be. They're like. They're like the Jackie Robinson of nub porn. That's. They're the first. Nobody did that before on film. They're the first ones. They are. Are the Wright brothers of half a foot in your ass. The amputee porn. You're looking right at the Amelia Earhart. Lindbergh. Thomas Edison started everything started crowd. And they filmed it.

[Brett]

Yeah. So it's there for.

[Brady]

Yeah, well, they worked on it, and they said people need to know about this for forever. Like those stamps. Anyway. Yikes.

[Toledo]

That happened a long time ago. Oh, come on.

[Brady]

Right, Brady? Like the mountain ranges of Sacramento. Callback. Sutter Farm is close to Sacramento. So, I mean, maybe they're tied together somehow. It's 827. There you go. That was awful. Awful. And only because I know both of those people are in their 70s now, and they've. They've got that they're not alive. You don't think amputees live that long?

[Toledo]

No.

[Brady]

All right. I'm guessing you're right. The dude died of aids.

[Brett]

Cooked up seven.

[Brady]

There's no way that dude didn't. And he. He had AIDS before. It was. It was gay cancer when he had it. She may have survived because you can't get warts on your calf, I don't think.

[Brett]

Or can you?

[Brady]

Can you? I don't know if there's someone that would know, it would be her. Oh.

[Brett]

That may be a top tenner for the year.

[Brady]

That was it. The tibula. That's the bone running down your shin there. Femur.

[John Holmberg]

Fibula is up, right?

[Brady]

Fibula, tibula. I don't know which one saves the day. It goes towards the ankle. That's when they cut it off. Yeah. Either way. Either way. It was proper size for that gentleman.

[Toledo]

Started as a high ankle.

[Brady]

That guy was like, sure, put it in there. It's the seventies. No one's ever done this before. She's the Amelia Earhart of amputee anal rape. And we now have seen it. I've seen too much. I want to be more like my grandpa Alvar. I know. Too much. He lived a simpler life. He had polio, and his one arm was smaller than the other. And I don't think he ever nubbed my grandma with. With it. I think it was pretty much off limits. Don't touch it during sex. It's a reminder of a worst time in his life.

[Toledo]

Like, the guy's opener. He's like, oh, no. Didn't he say that right off the bat?

[Brady]

Him?

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Well, she. He was naked and in bed. Play it again, Brett. Does he say, oh, no?

[Toledo]

No.

[Brady]

If he says, oh, no. He's. He's not putting up much of a fight because he's on his back to start, and then he rolls over and definitely is accommodating towards the idea of a leg going.

[Toledo]

Yeah, he got into ass.

[Brady]

He was into it really fast. She. She. Love now while. While. And she's easy to run away from. So if he says, oh, no, here comes Hopalong. Let's see what he says to start. I'm back. You ready for this?

[Brett]

My God.

[Brady]

My God. So it's you for it.

[John Holmberg]

She's got it folded up against her.

[Brady]

Yeah, well, she hops in.

[Brett]

Clearly, her leg was flaccid.

[Brady]

There's no bone in there. Hey, I don't know. It's.

[Brett]

It's moving, curved.

[Brady]

It's shaped like a big one.

[Brett]

I like the soundtrack a little bit.

[Brady]

Oh, man. We're watching it again.

[Brett]

We gotta show this one to Dale.

[Brady]

Yeah. She goes until the calf starts getting a little thick. And then. And then in this back in the 90s, she could have gone to the knee. Today, she'd go all the way up to the hip. But back then, you could only go from cut off ankle to mid calf before the guy would explode. 70s bodies weren't built for that. That. That was Darwin over the last 40 years of wonder how she lost her leg. Maybe that dude. Maybe one of the dudes had a. Clinched it up and snapped it off some dude with a foot in his head.

[Toledo]

It's just for that, we could make some money.

[Brady]

Oh, man. And no one in the 70s would have been like, yeah, we can. You bet. Boy, that's an untapped market. You shoving your leg in my ass? Nah, you're. And then for. For no reason at all. The whole video starts with her giving him a mouth hug.

[Brett]

Well, it's because she's using her nub to.

[Brady]

I know, but I know she. I know. That's enough. Oh, my God. He's. He's in heaven now. You're a man about to get leg. Okay. Happy President's Day, everybody. That was in the United States, too. Or maybe Canada. Let's say that's Canadian. That was a Canadian video. Those weirdos had nothing to do. It's probably freezing outside. And they figured it out. That's it. The Brady Report is over. It's 98 Holmberg's Morning Sickness. The 98 KUPD. Holmberg's Morning Sickness. Linkin park in the news this week, too, is Chester Bennington's son has come out as transgender. But I don't know where that started. I have to know. I don't know. Was it a son first, now it's a daughter, or was it a daughter? Now it's. I don't know either way. Not my math to do. But they made a big deal out of that on the news this weekend, too. Also, we watched that one legged porn just a second ago from the 70s. Scott Haynes just emailed over and he goes, you know, Paul McCartney probably did that because he had that one legged wife for a while. Now if you had a one legged wife or an amputee spouse or partner.

[John Holmberg]

Did we ever look up Heather Mills? Was she like that girl, though?

[Brady]

Take a look.

[John Holmberg]

Did she have the.

[Brady]

You'd play with the nub. The.

[John Holmberg]

What do you call that? The tactile. Huhactyl.

[Brady]

Tactile dactyl.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brady]

Tactile rehensile. That's a tail.

[John Holmberg]

Whatever I'm trying to get.

[Brett]

Well, that too.

[Brady]

If she had a tail, we'd definitely play with that. Definitely.

[John Holmberg]

No, you'd.

[Brady]

Chick breaks out a tail. We're playing with the tail. The tail's going in Toledo.

[Toledo]

She might be below. Like it's a.

[Brady]

Let's see that leg. Heather Mills. Oh, no.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it'd be big, but I think.

[Toledo]

That'S a little big.

[Brady]

I don't know. It's in this portion.

[Toledo]

It looks sharpened off at the end there.

[Brady]

That's right. They've dremeled it down. Turn it into a Pixie stick or a swizzle. That's a nub. All right. Ah, McCartney probably dabbled. Go ahead, put it in the old back door.

[Brett]

Oh, man.

[Brady]

All right. You're leaning into it though. You're not. Not.

[Brett]

That would mean McCartney's Rosebud.

[Brady]

Oh.

[Toledo]

With that.

[Brady]

But come on, there's things. He's a beetle. There was stuff he did that nobody likes to talk about. But those times in India and all that heroin. And then he marries an amputee. If you get an amputee, you play with it. Matthiah. What? Nubs up.

[Brett]

I'm out.

[Brady]

All right, me too. But I mean, I'm just saying. Let's just say we. Let's just say we're not gross and we stuck around. Okay. Or we are gross.

[Toledo]

You're not dabbling.

[Brady]

You dabble. No. You dabble.

[Brett]

Absolutely not.

[Brady]

You'd make her do it.

[Brett]

No.

[Brady]

You'd see. If you could fold it up into something or make her use it on another girl. Not on you. No. It's not going in. Excellent.

[Brett]

I'm not a man.

[Brady]

My man. What if it was like the one we saw?

[Brett]

Absolutely not.

[Brady]

I would. I'm with somebody who's missing parts. We're going to use that.

[Brett]

I wouldn't be with somebody.

[Brady]

I wouldn't either. That's a master. Me too. Herp.

[Brett]

It is a me too thing.

[Brady]

Yeah, but she's gonna wanna with somebody else, right? Oh, I'm just saying. All right, so Brett's made his case clear. Yeah. Brady, you're not doing that. Because I'm telling you exactly what would happen if you had a nub.

[Toledo]

Yeah, who did that? I think that was Brad, actually.

[Brady]

Was that Brady or Brad? Wasn't me. Hold on. So you know, again, as guys, we nub up our bodies. We're using it. Yeah.

[Toledo]

There's.

[Brady]

There's a hundred percent chance you're not. You're sexualizing that nub. Especially packing what you're packing. You got a forearm instead.

[Laird]

Let me just. Let me throw the nuke at her. This is the appetizer. Here comes the main course.

[Brady]

You're doing it too. What?

[Brett]

To who?

[Brady]

You're breaking you. You lose half your arm. And no. Up to myself maybe, but no. All right. But someone else. Oh, you're using. Look at those. We're all doing it. It's unfair to think the other way, boys. It's rude. So if she's got one, you know, be a decent human being. Reciprocate. See what you've got. I don't know if I jump right into that Heather Mills thing. That's like going to blacks.com as a version. She's got a big knob trauma.

[John Holmberg]

Did she not use a prosthetic during.

[Toledo]

Dancing with the Stars? Yeah, she did.

[Brady]

Flew off.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it flew off.

[Brady]

Cuz it looks like it's.

[Brett]

No, there's one hanging. There's. There's a nub hanging there.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

I think we might be looking at some photos. No, it's.

[John Holmberg]

I see it. I see the nub.

[Brady]

The nub.

[John Holmberg]

Or is that a light?

[Toledo]

No, they're both legs.

[Brady]

They're both accounts. Are they?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, they are.

[Brady]

She didn't do well anyway, so don't bring that up to. Don't make me think of the sweet, sweet 79, 80 year old Paul McCartney nubbing up.

[Brett]

Like you said, he was a beetle.

[Brady]

He's a beetle. He did a lot of weird stuff. He was not saying no a lot. There was some Beetle man piles going on as open as Lennon was. If John Lennon was alive today, people would hate him. Half the country would hate him. Him, he'd be an MSNBC every day. I just think we all have to be more progressive. What is gender anyway? He'd be. He'd be first one in on that. Is that Heather Mills right there?

[Brett]

Apparently, yeah.

[Brady]

I'd look past it once from the knees up. She better keep her hair and makeup Going, though. Because the second I see her all natural and the nub. No offense to you nubs out there. But you. You gotta make up for it in other ways.

[Brett]

I just think of the Sopranos where they. Regina stole the leg.

[Brady]

Yep, exactly. I mean, I already know my face should have a prosthetic on it. I get that. But I make up for it and engage in conversation and incredible charm. If I was missing a leg, you know. You know, charming I'd be with this face and a missing leg. Good Lord, I'd melt you like. Like sugar and water. We already surpassed our time for the Guadalupe replace. That means we're putting in too much effort today on this half ass holiday workday. We got what would Brady do? Coming up next. It's 98 Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? Tomberg's morning sickness. You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. Hell is wrong with you? There you go. Brady just hit us at the bomb. At the. The movie that Brady and I are in that's out in theaters now called Blood and them Hills.

[Toledo]

It starts streaming tomorrow.

[Brady]

Okay, and you went to the premiere this weekend?

[Toledo]

I did.

[Brady]

Star studded extras tomorrow. Giant crowd. What are we looking at?

[Toledo]

Some of the best extra work I've seen.

[Brady]

Is that right? Yeah, we're solid extras.

[Toledo]

And you know what's great is at the end, the credits.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Roll. Then it says the extras that cannibals.

[Brady]

Yeah. Well, there you go again.

[Toledo]

Leads off with us again.

[Brett]

I don't need to see this.

[Brady]

Okay. It's not the twist. I was just making sure that the twist was not cannibalism. Thanks for wrecking it, because I'm sure that.

[Toledo]

Oh, no, there's a.

[Brady]

There's another story. Okay. All right. Is it good because you're in it or is it good because it's good?

[Toledo]

No, it was. It was.

[Brett]

How many stars?

[Brady]

Three.

[Toledo]

Three.

[Brady]

Oh, Brady, three is not bringing me to the five. Three.

[Toledo]

Five.

[Brady]

Three, Five. Three fifths of a movie. That's just racist.

[Brett]

Wait for them residual checks start rolling in or what?

[Brady]

How about a check? In the first place, it was fun. It was a long day, but it was fun. Blood in Them Hills. It's in theaters streaming tomorrow on. On streaming things. Oh, now we're in it for like 12, 15 seconds max. It's a long scene, but there's no way they kept the whole thing in there.

[Toledo]

Yeah, no, it. We are in a key part of it, though. One of this where they show us in the background. It's our reaction.

[Brady]

Oh, no. Basically, we're about to kill a guy.

[Toledo]

No, I can't give it away.

[Brady]

You already did. You already give most of it away.

[John Holmberg]

I can't give any more away.

[Brady]

Is what you should. Is this a baby? The reaction to that.

[Toledo]

Oh, it has something to do with that.

[Brady]

Okay. There's a baby in it. I don't know if anybody eats the baby, but it.

[Toledo]

But it really. I mean, yeah, it's that scene, but.

[Brady]

Well, that's the only scene we were in, so. Yeah, it would have to be that scene.

[Toledo]

Very tense.

[Brady]

Only literally did one scene. So. Yes, that was the scene we're in is probably the scene you saw us in. But there's a baby in it. I know that for sure. I still. I don't know the script. I still don't even know.

[Toledo]

It's pretty cool.

[Brady]

I'm still not even sure what happened when we were there, but there was a lot of extra work. So we're in. We're in that movie. Brady gives it three out of five stars. Streaming tomorrow. Blood in Them Hills. We'll put it up on our website and stuff and we'll see if we can get people to sit through, at least fast forward to our part and go, what a couple of noobs. It's time now for what Would Brady Do? It's brought to you by our friends at MMP Guns right there in Mo Money Pond, 12th street in Indian School. If you want to head on over there. All the gun needs you'd ever want. Ammunition, weaponry, accessories, they've got it all. For all you gun people. If you don't have it, they can get it for you and they get it quick. You can also get involved in their AR15 building classes. They've got those. They've got. You can build a 9. You can build your own gun. Walk out of there with the knowledge of the gun like no other. Plus, it's cheaper that way.

[Brett]

Oh, they actually lowered their prices.

[Brady]

They did.

[Brett]

Through, I believe, the end of April. It's in the new commercial I just cut, so.

[Brady]

All right.

[Brett]

Yeah. So 100 bucks cheaper than it was. Back to 20. 23 prices.

[Brady]

We're going to 23.

[Brett]

That's what they said.

[Brady]

The prices have jumped up so high. Yeah, we're making deals in 23. People are noticing. Okay, okay. Remember when. Remember back when milk was a nickel back in 23? Me too. It'll be great. You know, eggs. Eggs were like a buck and a half back in 23.

[Toledo]

You could buy 12 gauge for a penny?

[Brady]

Yeah, your penny. A couple of skins, maybe some muskrat skins. And 12 bucks you can get yourself a. A nice double lot. Are you ready, Brady? Ready. All right. Dear Brady, my mother in law has an only fans page. She's a dominatrix. Don't ask how I found it. I want to tell my wife, but I can't do it. I already kind of asked my mother in law if she knew about only fans. She was convincing. I did it passive aggressively. And to her credit, she played it off as an ignorant person to the topic. But I saw it and I know it's her because it's in the spare room of her house. And I know that room because before I married her daughter, that's the one I had to sleep in when I stayed there. What would Brady do? Joey, here's what I like already in this story. Reading between the lines, mom had boundaries sexually that the kids couldn't stay in the same bedroom because you know, she's so moral. But the room she made Joey sleep in was her puss room for the Internet. How about that? A dominatrix to boot.

[Toledo]

And then his wife, the daughter has no idea.

[Brady]

No idea because she was raised as a girl.

[Laird]

My mom would be really upset if we slept in the theme bed. She's kind of old fashioned.

[Brady]

Meanwhile she's got barbed wire wrapped around her thighs. What do you do about that?

[Toledo]

Because there's a part that you want to tell like, oh, by the way, I found something.

[Brady]

See, that's the.

[Toledo]

To confirm it.

[Brady]

That's a good thing about being me. I'd be blabbing at this. Come in here, come in here. Like the second I saw it. That's your mom.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

She's crazy. And I would do it immediately. I know, I don't. I'd let, I'd let.

[John Holmberg]

Would you give an honest critique by.

[Brady]

The way, Mom, I wouldn't look long. I don't know that I'd talk to.

[Brett]

Her Ms. Cans mom.

[Brady]

But I'd make it. I'd expose it to, to Joey's wife. Wife, yeah. Like look at this. I would definitely make it that I know. And then you know the quote.

[Laird]

What are you looking on dominatrix sites?

[Brady]

I don't know. Stumbled across. It's what I do. I have like that kind of thing.

[Toledo]

I got no beef exposing. It's exposing it out of the fact that you just want her to be aware or that you know, you don't think, you know, your wife's going to be really happy about that. Necessarily or you don't know how your problem. Well, you're in a relationship with her.

[Brady]

I know but how's it your problem that she's mad at her mom? She mad at you for seeing her mom doing dominatrix stuff.

[Toledo]

You're, you know, like doing, you know.

[Brady]

Laughing and hilarious because it's. You can't be burdened with that kind of weight and actually like. Oh, I better not say. You're going to say that to everybody. It's going to slip out.

[Toledo]

Mom is a.

[Brady]

Well, you guys. Until I. I might actually.

[Toledo]

Oh, you would.

[Brady]

I might.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

It'd be hilarious if my mom was doing it. Be like you're not gonna believe this. I don't want anybody to see it. And I certainly gonna turn. You guys can look all you want, but I would if I. I couldn't live with.

[Toledo]

I'd have to address it like if I'm gonna have to say something thing which I'm. I want all three in the room.

[Brady]

Why? Look at you. Huge, huge issues. They're going to turn that on you.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, they are.

[Brady]

That you're stirring it up between the two of them.

[Toledo]

You're looking at dominatrix sites that someone found this.

[Brady]

Hey, wait a minute. Don't you have to pay for only fans?

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Didn't he kick in to see her?

[Toledo]

Yeah, if he's.

[Brett]

Unless he just saw a quick screenshot or something like the. The teaser, you know.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

I'm saying like if he got it from a friend but if he's out there searching, searching.

[Brady]

So he's searching.

[Toledo]

Then it would be telling them also. Oh, I see what you're doing.

[Brady]

Right. And that's where you have to go. Yeah. I look at that stuff and I got no.

[Toledo]

But again that's new territory for them. Maybe. Maybe the whole.

[Brady]

Not for mine.

[Toledo]

Which would be good because the whole family's done keeping doesn't sound like as much new territory.

[Brady]

I think mom's explored some. She's like Lewis and Clark.

[Brett]

We need a screen name to check this out.

[Brady]

Yeah. Joey, fire over a screen name name and see what you got here. See your mother in law smacking asses and shoving high heels and stuff. Yeah, that's not my issue.

[Toledo]

A little. I mean if you're gonna do it. Bringing it up. I'm telling being a little respectful.

[Brady]

Tell the wife. Hey, found your mom out. You want to see it? She's doing dominatrix stuff on OnlyFans.

[Laird]

You're horrible.

[Brady]

No, not horrible as your mom. You want to see it? No, you should talk to. To her and leave it at that. And if she starts going, I can't believe you're doing this. I didn't do anything. Your mom's doing it. She's the one lying to you. She wants to make it about you.

[Toledo]

Then don't tell anyone.

[Brady]

Well, all right, I won't. But I told you, I don't know how you're gonna handle it, but this is off my plate. And now there's going to be an occasional joke now and again. Hey, your mom's on TV again, and it's just some lady in leather. Yeah, I couldn't live with that weight on me, pretending that I had to tap dance around that. No way. I am smashing all the eggs. I am walking right across and talking.

[Toledo]

Well, that's what I'm saying. But I try to address it as not me.

[Brady]

It's got to be funny.

[Toledo]

I think that blows it up.

[Brady]

Yeah, I think that makes it seem more seedy than it is. If you just make it like it's no big deal to you.

[Toledo]

With her, for sure. With my wife.

[Brady]

With who?

[Toledo]

Well, I was saying, like, the mother in law.

[Brady]

I would never talk to her about. About it.

[Brett]

I'm leaving it alone.

[Brady]

Really?

[Brett]

And none of my business. Who cares?

[Brady]

That's.

[Brett]

That's why if she's giving a nub to some dude on a video. Don't care. None of my business.

[John Holmberg]

Get down with your bad self.

[Toledo]

There's some of that.

[Brett]

You do what you got to do.

[Brady]

I couldn't live with that. I'd have to tell you guys. Then it's coming out somehow.

[Brett]

Well, that's fine, but, you know, there's no reason to bring it up to her.

[Brady]

I hate to use this analogy, but you put your finger in the dike for only so long before the thing. Thing. It's gonna find another way out.

[Brett]

But again, I think we need a screen name to, you know, just. Very nice to see your correct answer on this. Yeah, I'll check it out.

[Brady]

Stomping on a neighbor's balls to confirm.

[Brett]

Hey, I may show you guys the video the next day.

[Brady]

So can confirm. You may have already shown us.

[Brett]

That's possible.

[Brady]

Yeah. I couldn't. I couldn't let that go for a minute. I mean, I'd probably sit there with my mouth open. I'd look like a manchi chi for about 12 minutes and then. Oh, this is gold Stubbings.

[John Holmberg]

Have you seen your mom, Mark?

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. What if it was your buddy? Oh, never ending. If I saw Stephanie, that was dominatrix oh, my God. I go over. I'd go straight over to like Sabas and buy chaps and leather and go, hey, Mark, your mom left us at my house last night. What are you talking about? And then just on top, it's got a web actually like that. Oh, my God. It would be great. Oh, Lord almighty. Dear prady's Lord, if possible, could you take my friend Mark's mother and convince her the dominatrix videos are a great idea and then send them to me? Not that I want to see them. Lord, that's seedy and gross. I want to tease Mark about it forever. And hopefully if Mark's praying his way and he gets my mom to do it, I would. I'd laugh hysterically. I mean, my. There'd be a boy. I think bus hit me in the head hard last week. The palm slap to my forehead would put me on the. I'd be sleeping on the freeway again.

[John Holmberg]

You'd be in the protocol again.

[Brady]

Somebody told me that sleeping on the freeway. If you. This is why I'm not going to the doctor for this head injury. They'll take your driver's license away. Oh, yeah. I mean, I was tired.

[John Holmberg]

Stands to reason, doesn't it?

[Brady]

No. A little bit. I've fallen asleep on the freeway way plenty of times. Nothing to it. We've all. I've seen you doze off in this room every once I know you're doing it behind the wheel. Everybody's had that. Whoa. I just fell asleep. Mine was more of a blast.

[Toledo]

Try to wake yourself up by doing things.

[Brady]

Mine was more of a. Oh. What? Huh? I'm going out. I couldn't stop it. So you. You sit everybody down and have some tender meat eating about mom saying stuffing. And so you know it's out.

[John Holmberg]

Stuffing nubs.

[Laird]

I watch you put avocados in a man's ass on the interwebs.

[Brady]

Impressive.

[Laird]

And I think the family should know this in a group setting where I'm laying this bomb on everybody.

[Toledo]

Gathered you all here.

[Laird]

This intervention is going to take a second.

[Toledo]

Especially you're throwing it out there because you don't care who. Who. It's open for everyone.

[Brady]

Me.

[Toledo]

No, no. I'm saying that the mom by just doing it.

[Brady]

No, because if she was throwing it out, then she'd have told somebody.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she'd be doing it for.

[Brady]

She does care. She would have told somebody.

[John Holmberg]

Only fans.

[Brady]

That's why you got to tell her daughter and not her. Like, let the daughter handle it.

[Laird]

Joey saw you on the Internet, mom in the Room. You make him sleep in the push room.

[Brady]

Oh my God, the puss room.

[Toledo]

Yeah, that's a good way of bringing it up.

[Brady]

Yeah, but well, look, I'm not going to be there when it's brought up. I'm just letting everybody know. I'm, I'm. I. Christopher Columbus. This thing, I found it. I discovered the video. God, you guys are gross. Dear Brady, my 13 year old son is evidently bully. Oh, this is a good one. Is evidently bullying an 11 year old boy. Was evidently bullying an 11 year old boy in the neighborhood. The 11 year old came to the house by himself very honorably and said, hey, can you help stop the this? I talked to him and I said I'm going to talk to my son. And then it stopped. But last week, after it had stopped for two solid weeks, the 11 year old boy talked a 15 year old kid into kicking my son's ass. Which happened. And it was thorough. So do I sic my son on this 11 year old? I was protecting that little bastard. Drew first blood, Allen. That's good dadding right there, there. So the 11 year old getting to his parents, are you?

[Toledo]

Yeah. Said your son came over. I thought it was a very honorable thing to do.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

So I talked to my son, he's knocked it off. Two weeks later.

[Brady]

I can tell you what's going to happen there. The 11 year old's going to deny hiring the 15 year old to kick the 13 year old's ass. And you go over to the parents and be like, especially nowadays with parents, hey, your son did this. Not my son, son. He talked to us about that and it was all this boy did this to your son because maybe your son. And it's going to be a big parent problem. So I think if you send your son over there all beat up to the. Because you don't send it to the 11 year old, you send it to the 15 year old, say, what's this? My son's all bruised and battered because your 15 year old son decided to just kick his ass.

[Brett]

Eye for an eye.

[Brady]

Yeah. And then maybe slap the 11 year old around a little bit.

[Toledo]

I'm going over there to talk to the parents. I'm going. You got any questions, just call me and I hand them a business card that says Gilbert Goons.

[Brady]

All right. You guys have cards now?

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett]

This sounds like my bodyguard with Matt.

[Brady]

Dillon from the 80s.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Chris Makepeace and Matt Dillon. This Mike is my bodyguard.

[Brett]

I'm impressed. You remember Mike.

[Brady]

Oh, I knew Mike. Mike. I have Mike's head I can have the same head. He's the only bald guy on TV back then. I loved that movie. That was great. Ruth. Ruth Gordon was in it.

[Toledo]

Yeah, you might have to.

[Brady]

Martin Mole was the dad.

[Brett]

I don't remember that.

[Toledo]

Get all three families involved. 15 year old, 11 year old and 13 years.

[Brady]

Maybe you get them all together and you tell everybody about Joey's mother in law.

[Toledo]

Get it all out.

[Brady]

All right, two things, guys. I gotta get this off my chest. Joey's mother in law is a dominatrix hormone. I know you guys don't know what that means, but I just had to say it out loud. Finally they're.

[Toledo]

Brady, there is a part of it not that the 13 year old. Look you. I talked to you and you know you stopped. Yeah, but you'd already bullied the kid.

[Brady]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Toledo]

So there's a price to pay. Yeah, but as long as there wasn't, you know, broken arm and ribs, who.

[Brady]

Knows if it stopped. Maybe there was a couple little moments, a little head nods like I'm watching you and made the 11 year old a little trigger happy. And then he gets his 15 year old buddy to beat you up. It's very. It's very my bodyguard.

[John Holmberg]

John. How many adults like me that live in Maryvale will beat that 15 year old's ass? 50 bucks and a sixer.

[Brady]

Yeah. Maryvale age doesn't. There's. It's. It's not like sex crimes. You can beat up a kid in Maryvale. Nobody. Nobody cares what the age. Nobody checks IDs after kid probably had a couple coming. Yeah, there's half of me that says sick the 13 year old on the 11 year old for pulling this off. But you got to find out that the 11 year old coerced the situation in the first place. And you and maybe your 13 year old just pissed off a 15 year old. There's Mike. There's Mike. And Matt Dillon. There's Mike.

[Laird]

It was My Bodyguard.

[Brady]

What a movie. You're dead. My Bodyguard. A crazy idea. I'd like you to meet my bodyguard. Anything you want to say to me? Talk to him first. That led to a great friendship. This is a story. It's a pretty good movie.

[John Holmberg]

It is a good movie.

[Brady]

I don't know if it holds up. Today is Mike is my bodyguard. Oh, it's so good. And then the bodyguards have to fight. Oh, it's good stuff. Anyway. Dear Brady, when my wife turned 30, she decided that she was into chicks enough to to tell me and I was okay with it. She has an Occasional fling now and again. And I've watched videotapes of her doing this, although I've never gotten to join in. Well, recently I told her I'd like some variety too and asked if I could be part of it. And she said no, she's not into that. So I said, can I have my own side fun like you do? And she said, only if it's gay. Help a brother win this, Marcus.

[Toledo]

There's no winning on that.

[Brady]

Maybe there is other Mike. Mike was a big dude. What are you talking about? There's no winning on that?

[Toledo]

Well, I'm saying you're not going to get what he wants on the hetero side. Maybe he likes the winning. Then on the other side that like.

[Brady]

How does he go back in though and argue? Like what? Give him an. Give him an option to go back to his wife and go, this isn't fair. Do you cut her off from her lesbian side flings then? Nope. If I can't have my fun, you can't have yours. Yours. You're into girls. I'm not into.

[Toledo]

I completely. I kind of side with that.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Because you're like, oh, okay. So you continue on what you're doing.

[Brady]

Yeah. You can have your hair pie and eat it too. Yeah, but she's. She's into girls, so it's like that's a thing. He's not. So how come he can't. He can't dabble with the fun.

[Toledo]

I know reversed around. I don't know that many situations, but I'm sure there are out there where.

[Brady]

A guy's gay like saying, yeah. And he likes to.

[Toledo]

Yeah. And the wife's okay with it. And the guy would say, well, I don't want you. She had asked could I have some other. Yeah, but it only has to be. It has to be with girls.

[Brady]

I bet you that's real. I bet you that's a thing somewhere. You devious.

[John Holmberg]

You have an adventurous mind in certain places.

[Toledo]

Yeah, well, but I'm saying that I don't think that happens as much as the other side side.

[Brady]

What other side?

[Toledo]

That the women like a lot more guys are more acceptance of their wife messing around with them.

[Brady]

Well, I think there's a whole lot of guys who love Pipe getting hitched.

[John Holmberg]

We got one that didn't dude's wife email us last year.

[Brady]

But they keep that under wraps. They're not going to their wife going, I love Pipe too. I married you. But I got. They do that quietly. And that's what your wife should have done in the first place. Yeah, and you too late now it's out in the open. So you're asking permission as Noble John.

[John Holmberg]

Can you get by this by just telling the wife that his fling is trans?

[Brady]

Hey, great. Cans find one of them Thai gals. Well, just say it is just Marcus.

[Brett]

Needs to find some pre op trans man.

[Brady]

That's what you got to have. And then move those balls out of the way and get to work. Play pretend. That's a tough one.

[Toledo]

You know it. It might be tougher too if he's not being satisfied by her. Like she's spending more time with the women than he is with her.

[Brady]

Well, you know, there's a whole other. It's a blame factor. Maybe they're having a fine time, but he's like, you know, I have opportunities too. You. You get to act on yours. How come I can? Or you take it away from her and say, okay, then if I'm not having fun, neither are you. This isn't fair. And it's starting to cause a problem. So it was fine until it wasn't a problem. Now it's a problem. You stay here with me or you go off with your flings and you make that ultimatum. I might. I might roll the trans route for a little while just for mouth hugs from those beautiful little Asian fellas.

[Brett]

She doesn't want a poop leaner.

[Brady]

And that's the thing. She said. Well, no, she wants that. She said, if he's gay, he can do it, but if it's not gay, he can. Can't. Oh, okay. He can dabble with gay. Cuz that's what she's doing. That's what I'm saying. She put up the wall.

[Brett]

She's a pig.

[Brady]

It sounds like your wife's not fair. You'd be bad.

[Brett]

Give and take, you know?

[Brady]

Exactly. You gave. You were a giver, right? You're generous. You've got needs. I want you to be happy. You go slos around scissor dancing with everybody.

[Toledo]

You get extra labs, I get extra labs.

[Brady]

Exactly. House of labs. The least talked about house in Game of Thrones. Sou.

[Brett]

Great album title.

[Brady]

House labs is a good. Yeah, and there's a Labrador and a bunch of strange pictures behind it. Yeah.

[Brett]

Guy's mother in law.

[Brady]

Yeah, I think. I think you just got to cut that off. Right?

[Toledo]

Yep.

[Brady]

You can't have it. We're taking that. We're taking that candy away from you. Or go start taking some pipe because you do have the green light for that. For one. Have a second con. Maybe you could call up. Joey's on. It's not even my situation. I'm already joking about it. Joey.

[Toledo]

It's pretty much out.

[Brady]

Oh, it's Joey's mother in law's a. A dirty one with, like, whips and chains and I like that. Ah, there you go. Interesting. You guys keep coming with the fun stuff. There you go. That is what Brady did, and I think he did it right. It's 98. John Holmberg's Morning Sickness. The 98 KUPD. Holmberg's Morning Sickness. There you go. Smashing Pumpkins. We just got confirmation there that on Friday we're gonna talk to Dave Draiman from Disturbed about the show coming up in May and their new music that's starting this Friday. They're gonna release it this Friday. So Draymond's joining us again on Friday, which is great. All good. Big week. We got Ron Capps coming up on Thursday, I believe. Yeah, that's this week.

[Brett]

How'd you pull off Dr. Dreaming?

[Brady]

He was supposed to. We were supposed to talk last week, and I sat here and we were trying to connect the dots for who was going to call when and what, and it just turned into an hour long sit, and nothing happened. I'm like, screw it. I pulled the full O'Reilly. We do it live. And Draymond was like, I'm all in on that. So much better. Because we couldn't get anything to connect. Right? Yeah, that was great. So it was very cool of him to I'll do it from Friday with you. And I'm like, okay. Hopefully the phones work Friday.

[Brett]

He knew it was one. He knew it was one of his people. So he's good, right?

[Brady]

Right. He thinks, wait a minute. Bald guys. You son of a bitch.

[Brett]

Yeah, that's what I'm going with.

[Brady]

You son of a bitch. So that's going to be neat. So that'd be Friday morning and on President's Day here, what are we supposed to celebrate? Just having one.

[Brett]

Depends on who you ask with that one.

[Brady]

Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. Like, half the country hates the current thing. So do they just celebrate the last guy, or do they celebrate, like, the thought of Kamala?

[Toledo]

Well, was it Jefferson? Was it his first day in office?

[Brady]

I don't know.

[Toledo]

Your elected president on this day.

[Brady]

Is that why it happened today? Oh, okay. Are you just making that up?

[Toledo]

No, I thought I saw that.

[Brady]

And if you thought you saw it, then you are just making it up. You don't have any details? A long time ago, it Was a long time ago. He's got to swim around in a lot of memories to get to that one.

[Toledo]

I didn't print that up.

[Brady]

No, you didn't. Verbally or on paper. This was not printed clearly. So he was. You're saying he was elected on this day, February 17th, not inaugurated or whatever. He was elected on February 17th. You're dead. Digging now. We're curious.

[Brett]

Toledo. The truth bomb comes.

[Brady]

Richard, fix it.

[John Holmberg]

Not the day. It's always the third Monday in February.

[Brady]

But why it's four.

[John Holmberg]

It originally started out as Washington's birthday. Oh, because that's what we celebrated.

[Brady]

That's Washington's birthday.

[Brett]

We did Lincoln, too.

[John Holmberg]

We started rolling it right. Because Lincoln's is like, two weeks later. So we rolled those two into just a President's Day. And then it's now it's to honor all who have served as president.

[Brady]

Gotcha.

[Brett]

Because I remember at Dickin Elementary School, we celebrated both Washington and Lincoln.

[Brady]

They were getting a little confused. And we get both of them right off.

[Brett]

Yeah, I remember that.

[Brady]

Yeah. And then they're like, we can't do that anymore. So they comboed up. Yeah. I don't know. We just got a memo here at work, too, saying, evidently some of the people downstairs have decided to not show up today thinking that, but we are not recognizing Presidents Day. So a nasty email just came out. Basically said to everybody, if you're not here today, this counts.

[Brett]

Vacation day.

[Brady]

This is vacation day they're knocking off.

[Laird]

I'm working from home.

[Brady]

No, no, no, no. You full Jamie Dimon on that one. None. None of that crap applies anymore anyway, so check before you go to work today. Make sure it's a work day. I asked yesterday, are we working tomorrow? For sure. Like, I just kind of had it back of my head that maybe. Maybe I was. I was like 80. That we were. Then I just. My brain decided, you know, I went through some stuff. But, yeah, we're here because we show up downstairs, the other department. This is a ghost town in here today. I don't know if you guys walked through. There's a lot of people that think we have the day off they're gonna get. There's gonna be some pissed off people when they see that they don't have that extra day, they stop. We got an entertainment drill coming up in just moments. Oh, yeah. Before we do, a lot of you have suggestions for the dominatrix situation. And it basically says, you know, they want to know what the mom's doing in order for the severity of what the mother is doing, the mother in law is doing depends on whether or not you tell the daughter. But I mean once you get into the dominatrix stuff, you know what you. She's not going to buy all that stuff just to have as accessories. And then the other one where it says there's a way to get this three way deal or you're the one about the lady who has the guy whose wife lesbians up a little bit every once in a while. Says John. There's a way to do this, but it's going to take time. It's about playing the long game. First off, you have to tell her that if he can see the videos, then why can't he be in the room to watch? It's a little cucky, but play it out first time around. Just watch, don't pull out, don't do anything uncomfortable. Just, just get to know the other girl passively as the three of you slowly meld into the room together. And you're just watching same time, same room. After a few times, the wifey gets a little more use the idea, introduce some wine. First bottle goes in. Maybe a little adventure. Maybe you do pull out, sit a little closer, pull a Justin Tugger, I guess and try to get some on him. Eventually somebody's gonna give you the eyes and green light you also word of advice, don't go for the other girl first. Wifey will get most of the attention or she'll know notice. Then your plan fails. Lo and behold, the Eiffel Tower will happen. Start slow and make her think this is her idea. And you will win in the end. Strength and honor, brothers. Thank you, Ethan.

[Brett]

Sounded like an AI answer.

[Brady]

It did. It sounded like I asked Alexa for that. You know how to make everybody crazy right now. Hey Alexa, give me advice on how to have lesbian sex. Everybody's house just went crazy. Did one just go in the hallway? They're binging all over the place. Hey, Alexa, graphically describe anal there. She might. There might be one in the kitchen doing it right now. We got the entertainment drill coming up next. It's 98 Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell it's wrong with you Flying through and it's oops, I gotta get my stuff together. Not that, not that and not that. Here we go. It's time for the entertainment drill and it's brought to you by our friends [e-mail] home of Tactical Black. And they're doing their Valentine's Day special for one more day because it happened on the weekend. And of course it rolled all the way through with your pseudo three day weekend for a lot of you. Not everybody, but a lot of you. So if you're still celebrating your Valentine's, you're still in the afterglow of a beautiful Valentine's weekend. They're doing a two people special. You and your partner can split the $199 price tag for two months of training and you can each get in on the deal. If you mention that that will get you right in there. You just gotta go on the website and you hop on there and you say, we'd like to. We'd like to do this as lovers do. And they'll be like, okay. And then they'll get you a self defense training for two of you. That's one month each, really technically that you guys get in on this deal. It's almost a bogo. But it's a great deal. So hop on that. You and your wife or husband or partner or whatever it is you're up to. I'm not judging. More. More people out there acting like sheepdogs, the better we are. So no more sheep. All sheepdogs. You can do that. Also, the women's seminar still got a couple slots open and that's open to the public. Any ladies that think to themselves, you know what, let's see what I got. Let's see what I can do here. They'll. They'll put you right in there and you will be blown away. Midway through that thing, you'd be like, I need to do this all the time. The ladies seminars in April, you can hop on that. Check it all out. Their schedule is right [e-mail]. it's the best self defense training in the world. It's the home of tactical Black Brady Entertainment.

[Toledo]

Benny Blanco's Valentine's gift to Selena Gomez was. He filled her tub with cheese.

[Brady]

It was already filled with tears.

[Toledo]

And then chips next to it. Yeah, I'm sure the people that you.

[Brady]

Don'T want to do that to your significant other.

[Brett]

Cheese and a bunch of torches.

[Brady]

He's gonna fatten her up.

[Brett]

That's nasty.

[Toledo]

Oh, that's what most of the comments. Let's just get. There's a photo of it. I haven't.

[Brady]

You got to put down a liner first.

[Toledo]

That's what I would hope. So you don't want to. That's not going to drain.

[Brady]

Well, I don't Care about the draining so much as touching old tub juice. You can bleach that all you want. I'm putting a plastic liner down and I don't want it. There's only two people. Why would we have a tub of. That's ridiculous.

[Brett]

See if I can find anything on it.

[Brady]

And she's already got. She's already had history of, you know, fluctuation with weight. Let's not encourage.

[Brett]

Doesn't look like there's a. A liner there.

[Brady]

Somebody eating all cheese.

[Toledo]

People were pointing out how wasteful it was and said there are children starving in Gaza and all around the world.

[Brady]

He filled a big tub to the brim. I got to give it to him now. That's just kind of neat. It's. That's so excessive. God, the mess I would have made trying to fill a tub with cheese the whole bathroom. And then I love you written in chips on the bathroom floor. Yeah, you don't need no bathroom floor.

[Brett]

He's got to clean that mess up, too.

[Toledo]

Nobody at all.

[Brady]

There's not enough chips.

[Laird]

There's never enough chips.

[Toledo]

Well, there's a bowl somewhere.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. It better be another tub.

[Toledo]

I think it was over there in the. In the up upper corner.

[Brett]

Yeah, that's still not enough.

[Brady]

They never give you enough chips.

[Toledo]

But they could have also put it. Leveled it up, you know, and that's just.

[Brady]

It could be. If he put a thing on there.

[Toledo]

Yeah, that would be.

[Brady]

I would hope so.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Because otherwise you're toting five gallon buckets of cheese in from the truck one after another. There's got to be. What is a bathtub? About 20 gallons.

[Brett]

That's a big bathtub.

[Toledo]

Oh, at least.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

That's probably 200 gallons. You think a bathtub.

[Brady]

Oh, my goodness. That is a lot of cheese in a bathtub. Yuck. What does Benny Blanco do? Is he a singer? Music Okay. I don't pay attention to Benny Blanca. I know Selena Gomez because her face is too small for her. Her face.

[Brett]

Her face is too false.

[Brady]

It is. It's way too small for her own face.

[Toledo]

Tears.

[Brady]

Yeah, well, he's. Yeah, he's got to do a lot of coddling. I guess that would be an emotional relationship with her.

[Toledo]

Warner Brothers announced the Goonies sequel.

[Brady]

Oh no.

[Toledo]

Is done. It's a go. Steven Spielberg and Chris Columbus are on board as producers.

[Brady]

Oh, no.

[Brett]

What happened to Spielberg? First the crystal skull and now this.

[Brady]

Did he spend all his money? Money? Shouldn't he be just resting?

[Brett]

De Niroing now.

[Brady]

I'll take it. That's what I'm. But at least De Niro has an excuse that he's been halved a couple of times. Made some terrible investments. He's got to work. I don't know. I'd be in Goonies too. I come out in Goonies. Goonies. Ah, I don't like this. Where's my Fratali show?

[Toledo]

Crow has made her feelings about Elon Musk crystal clear.

[Brady]

Finally, she sold her Tesla. Oh, what a state.

[Toledo]

Donating all the money to npr.

[Brady]

Oh God.

[Toledo]

Because showed them Doge is looking at it to be potentially cut.

[Brady]

Used Tesla is about eight grand. You're not selling those things for anything. Yeah, especially if it's an older one. Thanks.

[Toledo]

Cheryl Crow, Fox News. The regular guest on there actually saying Claire just announced that Elon is the father of the newborn baby. That makes number 13 for Elon. And the reason they were keeping it quiet, she wanted to keep everything the kid out of the spotlight. But the tabloids were just hammering her. Sam, we're gonna announce this.

[Brett]

Meanwhile, Nick, Karen's like, man, that a.

[Brady]

He's catching a beat. He's catching you.

[Toledo]

Yeah. The rundown is he has six with ex wife Justine Wilson, three with Singer Grimes, and three with Siobhan Zillis, an executive at Neuralink.

[Brady]

This one's hot.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Ashley St. Clair is a very pretty girl.

[Toledo]

And so they basically. It sounds like they agree. Yeah, let's have a kid. And he takes care of the kid.

[Brady]

Yeah, he's not.

[Toledo]

Cuz I'm going to be a father.

[Brady]

It's not worth it. Just, you know, you got knocked up by. I mean, talk about jackpot.

[Toledo]

Elon kid with me. What should I do, Mom?

[Brady]

You let Elon cream pie you immediately, young lady. Right now. Are you ovulating? Get in there. Yeah, I would. I would take a shot from Elon in the hopes that maybe I've got one egg floating around in my body.

[Toledo]

I saw the list of the names, but they're. You know, he's got like one kid's name's X or something.

[Brady]

Oh yeah. X. Because it's a formula. It's ae, but it's not the regular E. Some sort of electrical engineering thing. I don't know what it is.

[Toledo]

And then we've been reading the scroll this morning about Azie and he will not play the full set with Black Sabbath on the final show.

[Brady]

He'll sing a word or two.

[Toledo]

They're gonna play it by ear if he's feeling good. I'll stick it. Stick it out for that one.

[Brady]

I'LL say sweetly. I'll go out and I'll sweetly. And then I'll get off the stage and take a nap for half an hour. And then maybe I'll come out and say I'm Iron Man. But I'm not all of that. So if it's some, somebody else has to say most of the sentences.

[Brett]

Oh, the guy behind the curtain.

[Brady]

Maybe it's you. Maybe the guy who's been singing for me in the first place for a while. He'll say I am. And iron and I'll say, man. And then we move on.

[Toledo]

He says he wants to do, you know, play it by ear, do a couple of songs. And he'd like to save enough energy to be able to do one song with Corey Feldman.

[Brady]

Yes, he's going to be there as well. It would be fantastic if he's just lost his summer. Also Brady with a closer that night. Someone to get home, home oh, be the person to get out of there with Beat the Traffic. You know we'll be out there all night. Let, let, let Gaza handle it all. I don't want to see that band at all. But that lineup they've got for the final show looks incredible. Is it. What. What was the. What other songs? Why am I blanking on them?

[Brett]

What?

[Brady]

War Pigs? Well, that's paranoid. That's the ones in my head. Huh?

[Toledo]

Iron Man.

[Brady]

Iron Man. I already said. Yeah, there's a few. Yeah.

[Brett]

Children of the Grave.

[Brady]

Do we want to see these again, though? Not from the originals. Like watching Paul McCartney.

[Toledo]

You're gonna hear Play Ozzy.

[Brady]

Well, last night, watching Paul McCartney's thing, it's not fun to watch 80 year olds try to do anything.

[Brett]

No, Hetfield's gonna be up there doing.

[Brady]

Iron man and you know, we'll talk to Draymond Friday. He's going to be part of. Of that. He's going to sing a lot of Sabbath stuff. That whole lineup's going to be Paul.

[Toledo]

McCartney singing last night. Wolf's going to be Howard Dean singing. I know.

[Brady]

I don't want to watch an 80 year old order dinner, let alone sing. It's not. They can't. It's like you can't get enough air. Your. Your voice is shot. Paul had some vocal he got after it Pops. Yeah. Not very good though. And he hasn't been able to do it for a long time. It's just McCartney. So you allow. Allow it. I don't know. I don't like watching 80 year old people do anything. Just move. Just get out of my way. That's about it. I'm always shocked when they can. Like, De Niro was moving around pretty good. Lorne Michaels is 80. Although it showed he looked like one of Dunham's puppets last night.

[Toledo]

Not sure he knew he was there.

[Brady]

Biden was 80 and it showed. Trump's knocking on the door. That dude's on meth. I don't know how he's moving as well. He's everywhere. There's like 15 of him. He's in Daytona yesterday, bouncing around. He's pretty impressive for his age. It's 10:05. That's it for us. Larry's up next on this glorious President's Day. Got to say thanks to our friends at Ranch House Grill. They brought us breakfast Friday and we devoured it. So I wanted to say thank you for them. Breakfast is ready to go on President's Day. Most of you just now popping up 56th street and Thomas, head on over there and tell them we told you to go there and they'll take care of you. It's an awesome thing, but it's delicious. The French toast Friday was like, mind numbingly good. So Ranch House Grill, we thank you as always for dumping off a little breakfast for us. That's it. We're done. Larry's next. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Right here in the morning sickness, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.