02-17-25 - More Joy For John As 7 More Women Have Come Forward w/Abuse Allegations Against Justin Tucker - NeoNazi Child Porn Ring Busted By Iowa State Student - Govt Announces Transgenders Are Banned From Military

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: February 17, 2025 Episode Summary

Hosted by John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo

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1. Abuse Allegations Against Justin Tucker

Timestamp: 00:39 - 23:43

The episode kicks off with host John Holmberg delving into the serious topic of abuse allegations against Justin Tucker, the Baltimore Ravens' kicker. Holmberg discusses how seven additional women have come forward, escalating the accusations against Tucker. He critically examines Tucker's character, questioning his intelligence and integrity, and expresses disdain for the way these allegations are impacting the Ravens and their fan base.

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg [02:17]: "Justin Tucker of the Baltimore Ravens accused again. Seven more ladies evidently have said, yeah, he did that move with me too..."

• John Holmberg [03:52]: "How much has he been sweating since the DeSean girls came out? 33 of them. And he's like, I got at least 12..."

• John Holmberg [07:01]: "Joe Paterno was the all-time winningest coach in football, and they took all of his wins away... I think they've given him back, but I'm not sure how."

Holmberg uses strong language to criticize both Tucker and the Ravens organization, suggesting that the misconduct allegations tarnish the team’s reputation and the trust of Steelers fans. He sarcastically references Tupker’s claimed religiosity and mocks the idea of a Steelers championship being celebrated by Ravens fans when their team is embroiled in scandal.

2. Neo-Nazi Child Pornography Ring Busted by Iowa State Student

Timestamp: 24:04 - 35:00

Transitioning from sports controversies, the discussion shifts to a harrowing story about a neo-Nazi child pornography ring that was dismantled thanks to the efforts of an Iowa State University student. Holmberg highlights the severity of the crimes and the bravery of the student who exposed the network. He emphasizes the horrifying combination of neo-Nazism with child exploitation, condemning the perpetrators and expressing frustration over the prolonged time it took for authorities to act.

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg [25:20]: "A neo-Nazi child pornography ring. Police Officer at Iowa State University said she received the tip from an unnamed student five years ago."

• John Holmberg [28:21]: "Neo Nazi is using it. Who trusts them? How are they grooming young kids? That's some bad parenting on all angles."

• John Holmberg [31:25]: "And also over the weekend, I don't know if you saw this, the army has banned transgender people from joining up, and I am against this."

Holmberg vehemently criticizes the neo-Nazi ideology, linking it to severe moral and ethical violations. He discusses the systemic failures that allowed such a network to operate for years and underscores the deep-rooted issues within families that enable such behavior. The conversation also briefly touches on broader societal problems related to trust and indoctrination within extremist groups.

3. Government's Ban on Transgender Individuals in the Military

Timestamp: 35:00 - 42:09

In the latter part of the episode, Holmberg addresses the government's decision to ban transgender individuals from enlisting in the military. He expresses strong opposition to the ban, proposing instead the creation of specialized units for transgender service members. Holmberg humorously envisages "trans Delta Force" units, suggesting that their unique presence would confuse adversaries and provide tactical advantages.

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg [35:07]: "And also over the weekend, I don't know if you saw this, the army has banned transgender people from joining up, and I am against this."

• John Holmberg [36:26]: "Wow. Oh, okay. So you make it easier to say, look, you're the... But they just make the trans army then."

• John Holmberg [37:31]: "Sergeant Hulk is down there recruiting? It's a nice dress, ma'am. You ever think about joining the military?"

Holmberg's approach to the topic is satirical and provocative, reflecting his intent to entertain while voicing his controversial opinions. He discusses the potential for integrating transgender individuals into elite military units, blending humor with his stance against the ban. The conversation also touches on societal perceptions and the practicalities of such an integration, albeit in Holmberg's characteristic irreverent style.

4. Additional Discussions and Listener Interactions

Timestamp: 42:09 - 43:07

Towards the end of the episode, Holmberg and his co-hosts engage in lighter banter, discussing topics like music band names and local events. They promote upcoming activities, such as the grand opening of Action Ride Shop and share humorous takes on various subjects, maintaining the show's entertaining atmosphere despite the heavy topics earlier.

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg [40:13]: "I wrote it with Kendrick Lamar. It's about Drock."

• John Holmberg [41:02]: "Canada's barely bigger than California's population. Let's not start throwing our muscles at them like we will crush them in a war."

The segment underscores the show's blend of serious commentary with humor and local culture, providing listeners with a varied and engaging listening experience.

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness tackles a range of contentious and impactful topics, from high-profile abuse allegations in the NFL to the exposure of extremist criminal networks and government policies on transgender military service. Host John Holmberg, alongside Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, delivers these discussions with a mix of satire, criticism, and provocative humor, staying true to the show's mission to entertain, question, and disturb.

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Transcript

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[Miles]

Thought that was funny. You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.

[John Holmberg]

What the hell is wrong with you? Okay, you pd thanks Miles to nowhere. There's our theme song for the year and that's crushing. That's. That's again. That's. That's going to be one of my. That's probably my bear Ghost. This. There's been some good ones. That's one of my favorites, if not my favorite. Nice job, ladies and gentleman. Excellent work, by the way. No football. I mean, I know we had the week before the super bowl with no football. So we were kind of prepping that whole like they had that Pro bowl thing. So you had that taste and you knew another game was coming after the super bowl that first Sunday of what am I going to do today? Starts to kind of register. The whole weekend is sportsless, unless you want to watch the Daytona 500 rain delay for four hours. So it's kind of brutal. And I got to thank the Baltimore Ravens for giving me one last taste of news for the one Justin Tuggar. Seven more women. He's going for desean's record. Justin Tuggar of the Baltimore Ravens accused again. Seven more ladies evidently have said, yeah, he did that move with me too, where he rubbed. He rubbed himself and wrecks my sheets on my massage bed all the time. His landing pad. He lays one out. Plop right between the uprights. Justin Tuggar of the Baltimore Ravens. Every time I've heard that guy talk, he talks about the Lord guiding him. This is the best plan God's ever had for anyone in my lifetime. Justin Tucker and his Jesus chatter blabbing away about how he's guided by the light Ravens falling is the greatest feel as a Steelers fan. There is nothing better, including a Steelers championship, than Ravens being accused of sexual misconduct. That is a Lombardi trophy to us Steeler fans. I don't know that. I would. I would. Oh, man. You give me. I think if two of them were involved in a sexual misconduct thing like this, two Ravens, I would give up one of the Lombardi trophies for that. I would give back. I'd let the Cardinals have Super Bowl 43 if it meant that Lamar couldn't stop squirting all over some. Some poor, you know, massage therapist that he's like, come on, Lamar, I'm just trying to rub your low IQ'd skin because he's dumb. He's the lowest scoring Wonderlic test taker in all of the NFL. 13. He scored a 13 out of 50. It's the lowest in the league. He's the dumbest man in league according to their own test. So I'm not saying that because I hate him. I'm bringing that up to you because I hate him. That's the difference. I'm bringing you facts because I hate him. Everybody else tries to bury those, but Justin Tugger. I mean, the last bit of football news for this season before we close her out is that. And there's going to be more. If it started off as three or four jumps up to seven more tuggers been making the rounds.

[Brady]

Thanks, DeShawn.

[John Holmberg]

How much has he been sweat? Think about it now that we know, how much has he been sweating since the Desean girls came out? 33 of them. And he's like, I got at least 12. I hope my brood stays quiet. I'll pray. And it didn't work.

[Brady]

What if there's any crossover on that?

[John Holmberg]

I wonder if some of them are like, gee, how many of these NFL guys are gonna jizz in my bed? And desean would chase him around with his wood like he'd try to bang into him and stuff. I don't know what Justin was up to, but oh, so good, so good. So my, my, you know, I know Chiefs fans. You can, you know, you had a rough, rough Super Bowl. Eagles fans, the only ones happy. There's 31 other teams out there looking for joy and Justin Tuggar getting seven more people. If you can't find joy in that, that means you're a Ravens fan and you don't understand what I'm saying anyway. I'm making complete sentences and I'm moving forward with conversation. You're not following. You're a Ravens fan. You have mud head. You have chicken noodle soup floating around. You have that crab bisque in your that smelly ass city you come from. That city should be called brackish stink if you've ever even landed at the airport. You get out of the plane, you're like, who farted? What's the sulfur smell about? And is there fish mixed in this? Did a hooker die where I'm standing? No, that's Baltimore. Oh, okay. Can't even say they own their own city correctly. Welcome to Baltimore. That's not how you say Baltimore crab cakes. Nick, the whole city reeks of brackish, absolute sulfur, water and fish.

[Bert]

The only thing good is Camden Yards.

[John Holmberg]

Camden Yards.

[Bert]

But, you know, pick it up and move.

[John Holmberg]

Rebuild it somewhere else. Give me a replica of that in a place that doesn't stink. You know, I've watched the Wire, which is one of the best shows ever on television. It doesn't do just like. It's like a chamber of commerce video compared to what Baltimore really is. Like that. That's a. That puts it in a nice light. The Wire. Oh, Baltimore. Justin Tucker running around praising the Lord Jesus out loud and just. Just dropping the unholy all over every girl that'll touch him. I get such joy out of it. Oh, I love it. Love it. I wish it was sort of like college too, where when it turns out to be real, like, you lose all of his points. And they do that in college. I never understood how they pulled that off when they found out that Memphis was trouble. They won a national championship that year and they're like, no, no, you did something wrong. Erase it.

[Brady]

Yeah, High State had to give up their.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Arkansas. Yeah. They just give games back.

[Brady]

Do you see that? You know, because Prior basically traded his gold pants for a tattoo. Well, now Jeremiah Smith did the same thing. And for.

[John Holmberg]

Got to give a game.

[Brady]

Prior. No, but they can do it now.

[John Holmberg]

Well, now. Okay, so grandfathered over recently did that.

[Brady]

To pay homage to.

[John Holmberg]

He did it in honor of. Yeah, which doesn't do anything. Joe Paterno was the all time winningest coach in football, and they took all of his wins away. I think they've given him back, but I'm not sure how. Like, there's a little asterisk next to it. Like, he was the all time winningest coach in NCAA history until it found out that someone else he knew was boning on his watch. The kids in the shower, you know, like, we got. This is just disgraceful. And they stripped Penn State of everything. So these dudes in their 40s who got a call said, hey, congratulations, you're the national champions. Like the Miami. Like, what? We lost that. No, you didn't. You got it. Oh, thanks. They go back like to the 70s. Hey, Joe Paterno. Remember you were on his team. Yeah. Yeah. We're gonna have to ask for those trophies back. I wish they do that in the pros, though. Every point that Justin Tucker scored gets stripped away, and then it goes all the way back. And they just give how many games? Oh, how many? Just all the points that you needed from him so that all goes away. And then the Ravens have to give back their, like, Super Bowl. Ray Lewis has to. No, I won't do it. That's my lung part. Yeah, but you had a guy jizzing all over the. The beds against other people's will. So we're gonna have to come back and take a few of those wins away. And then you find out you end up with CTE and you can barely remember your kids names, and it's all for nothing because Justin Tuggar couldn't stop jacking it on the people who didn't want it. I think that's fantastic.

[Brady]

It is weird. Out of the blue, because he is very. I mean, I know you have to be very adamant. This is easier.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. I hope not. I hope. Justin Tucker. Why would this happen to him? Who's gonna. Yeah. Of all the people going after Justin Tucker, why would a group of girls, a gaggle of broads, go after a kicker if it's all lies? You go after somebody big.

[Brady]

The one thing you don't want, though, is the massage clan coming after you.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, boy, they come out. They do damage, and they come out in droves. And how many different massage therapists do you go to? The Deshaun Watson argument was, you're a superstar. Pick your favorite and pay her extra. Have her travel with you. Yeah, I guess variety's the spice of life. Just. You gotta. You gotta jizz all over all of them, I guess. It's. It's remarkable. And Justin Tucker is. Look, nobody. There's no big conspiracy where some girls are like, you know what I want.

[Miles]

To do and I'm not massaging. Cause a massive problem for one of the players. Oh, God, me too. That sounds fun. Who's the last one you rubbed? Justin Tucker of the Baltimore Ravens. Hey, I got an idea. Let's frame him. Okay, I'll call my friends.

[John Holmberg]

It never happened.

[Miles]

Hey, we're gonna frame Justin Tucker. Why?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brady]

It's fun.

[Miles]

Oh, it's too good. Let's do it.

[John Holmberg]

Like, nine of them, and then all seven come out in the same day. Because they've been talking. You know how easy it's been for Me my entire life to not ejaculate on. On stuff that I shouldn't. You know how easy that's been for me. And I think you too, like, really easy for you to go, I pro. Shouldn't have done that. It's never, ever been a release. It's never been something that was a mistake. I probably shouldn't have done that. You know, there's definitely people who have been in. I've been intimate with that, you know, we all, as men have instantly regretted. Oh, yeah, but they wanted to do it. I wanted to do it until it was done. But I've never been in a situation. Look at the dentist or whatever, and I'm just like, now's the time. I just. Maybe I'll just throw it out there and see if this is a good idea. Icebreaker. I've been in massage parlors majority of the time. I'm very uncomfortable. The last guy I had doing it was named Drew. He was the best one, and never once did I get wood. He banged into it a couple of times too, and had to tell him, keep it up, I'm gonna have to pay extra. You know, Working on some real muscle issues. It's a. But it's been so easy in my 52 and a half years to not all over stuff in inappropriate times. It just. It's been so easy. It has been one of the easiest. It's like breathing. It's almost. It just happens without me thinking about it. I'm not. I know when I'm about to do that. I know when my body's about to, like. It's a big. There's a big tell. Your tummy tingles and you're like, oh, we got a problem here. I have never once had it spontaneously get me, like, diarrhea or something. I've never had semen diarrhea. I've never had that. I've never had that moment. I couldn't control it. It just happened. I never had it.

[Bert]

Sounds like one of those bands Marcus plays, Semen Diarrhea.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, if you're one of those. If you're a metalcore band, there's. There's your name. Oh, Justin Tucker. How much joy can you bring a man? I should have won a Steelers jersey today in honor. I should have worn my Boswell jersey. Our kicker's never thrown his people without them knowing. What are you? Multiple migs from Silence of the Lambs. Oh, Justin Tucker. It's great, but, yeah, I don't buy that. It's all lies. I don't buy that 13 people have decided to frame Justin Tucker. I mean, you'd have to have. First off, 13 girls are not one of them's gonna tell. There's no gaggle of 13 girls that get along well enough to go into a conspiracy together.

[Brady]

It's seven, isn't it?

[John Holmberg]

Seven are the new seven. Yeah, seven more. Oh, no. There were a few others before one came out. A couple others said, us too. So there were four total. I'm throwing 13 out there because I know there's two more coming. It's 11, 12 right now. There's going to be multiple. 20 will be when we're like, I don't even know how many anymore. It's coming. Like Justin Tucker. It's coming. But no way that this many girls can even. 7. 7 girls can't get together on one big lie together to frame a guy. No matter how much one of them's.

[Miles]

Like, we're gonna get my ex boyfriend.

[John Holmberg]

Justin, and all of her friends are not gonna do it. In fact, one of them will tell Justin and another one will probably Justin John Holmberg's morning sickness. The 98 KUPD. Holmberg's morning sickness. That's how it works. That's a guarantee. If you get seven girls who are mad at one guy, one of the girls is gonna be like, what's going on? And she gets curious and she'll. She'll turn on them.

[Bert]

It can't be that bad, right?

[John Holmberg]

You can't get this many girls in a group to be. Because even in the Deshaun Watson thing, there were a couple of them that said, ah, made it up. And that's what's coming next, is this PR team is now going to hire people to say that they did it. Pay them. This is a PR move top to bottom. It's worked all the way. And for sure. Give a date that can be broken down by somebody and say, well, it's a lie. And all you have to do is have one person get paid to lie. No one will remember them. They did it with the Deshaun Watson case. Do you remember the three girls that got caught lying? Oh, you couldn't have possibly been there in Houston. You were in yadda yadda. We have pictures of it. Oh, geez. Okay. Caught me. And then. Because I know it's a lie, because why wouldn't you sue for defamation right there. If I'm Desean Watson and I got 32 women come out and three of them just got caught in blatant lies, first thing I do is File a lawsuit against all three of them. Like you guys are piling on. He didn't. That tells me his PR team hired them. They came out, had stories that couldn't be corroborated, and then it starts to place doubt. And all the rest of them that's coming next, there'll be a few that for sure are like, oh, I was out of town when I made that claim. I forgot. Never mind. And he won't. He won't say a word about them. Their names will never get released. It'll never be a terrible thing. They'll just go away and they'll take their money and they'll leave. It's a common practice. I learned that from a dude who used to do politics. Your politician gets into a little trouble, you have somebody fall on the sword out loud with a lie that gets exposed immediately and says, now, now we don't know who's telling the truth. And it's like, oh, place the fake love. The real conspiracy is the fake liar, because they're coming next.

[Brady]

And then I can't remember that was settled or done, but the Robert Kraft thing, that kind of went away quietly. Well, the orchids thing.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that.

[Bert]

I think he had more money.

[John Holmberg]

Probably just paid him. And that was only a one off. He wasn't doing that because he didn't want. He went to a jerk off parlor, which I don't understand why Justin and desean don't do that. Those are everywhere. They're going to like real authentic sports, massage therapy. That's the challenge, I guess. And they're assuming I'm Justin Tucker. I'm the kicker of the Ravens and the. The girls when they go, so what? I'll show them. I'll all over their stuff now I will say, because Scott Haynes just reminded me, what about that doctor who did your prostate exam? And that was. He did that, not me. I didn't do it. That was one time where I was. It was a little bit of, you know, semen, diarrhea. That was a. But I. I wasn't fighting it. He found something I enjoyed. Surprised me because I never guessed a dude in his late 60s could do that to me, but he did in an effort to find something wrong. So I was. I was vulnerable for sure. But he didn't even touch it. It was like a magic trick. I didn't even know that I had. I was at full staff. I think it just kind of hurt. It was just. Yeah, like punching a retarded kid in the stomach. Just corn coming out. Yeah. I Just can't. He was. My boy was dumb and there was something going on, and I didn't know that was a possibility, so that took me. So, yes, I did have that incident, but that wasn't. That wasn't unexpected. The doctor said so. I was the only one surprised by that. In fact, I should have sued him or thanked him. And if I'm ever. You know, that's another thing. If I'm ever getting an exam and someone goes in there and they don't tell me first, that's. That's illegal. I would definitely not open up for that. If you get that, you know, popsicle stuff stick and you stuff it in that looks like Vaseline, but it's not, you start rubbing that on me somewhere like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm gonna need a diagram and a talk before this happens. Oh, I gotta go back there. All right. We need to have. There needs to be some communication. This isn't just gonna be a free for all. My body is not your wonderland. So, yeah, that's Justin Tucker. It's been real easy, Brad. I don't know about you. Been real easy for me my entire life to not surprise someone from that region. It's been real easy. Real easy. Are you enjoying your dinner?

[Miles]

I am a lot.

[John Holmberg]

How about now? It's awesome now, right?

[Miles]

Why did you do that?

[John Holmberg]

Because chicks dig it, don't they?

[Miles]

No.

[John Holmberg]

You're the eighth bill. I've done that too. And that one is bit. And that's the other thing. And I'll get. I don't want to do this, but Justin Tucker has done this multiple times. Desean Watson has done this multiple times. These are the ones we know about. How many times did it work to make him. I mean, a lot. If we're to believe the DeSean Watson story. He's over 31. One of the girls slept with him. She climbed on him right there, but that we know about for sure. The other one kind of hemmed and hawed him, whether or not then she dropped out of the deal. But. Okay, so let's say he's over 25. How many have to, like, give you the thumbs up for you to keep trying that move? If I. If I. If I swing and miss with that once, that's. That's. That's not coming out again.

[Bert]

A new move.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I tried the whole, you know, finish in front of him before they knew we were even, like, at a date. She got real mad.

[Brady]

I've heard stories. Your prostate deal, people getting a massage.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

Or Hearing from licensed massage therapists. It happens, everyone.

[John Holmberg]

A prostate massage?

[Brady]

No, not the massage, but the. Basically, ejaculating happens.

[John Holmberg]

There's another great band name. Basically, Brady says ejaculating happens. It shouldn't. That massage therapist is doing something wrong.

[Brady]

Of course.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, if she told you that, that means she's helping out. There's no stimulation to a thigh or whatever. Unless that dude just got out of jail. Again. I could be in a two month drought and haven't touched myself.

[Brady]

Oops.

[John Holmberg]

And I go get a massage.

[Brady]

That's okay. It happens.

[John Holmberg]

I can control myself well enough to know. And also to stop the massage once the tingles start. Like, you need to stop. You need to stop.

[Miles]

Why?

[John Holmberg]

Something horrible is about to happen to you. Yep.

[Bert]

Too late.

[John Holmberg]

All right. I told you. What did I say?

[Bert]

This is your fault.

[John Holmberg]

This is your fault. You were warned. Yeah, I'm not going to lay there and go, oops. When did that get here? Grab some wet wipes. I have the capabilities of A, letting the other person know, B, stopping that. If it happens multiple times, I stop going to the massage out of embarrassment.

[Brady]

But they tip so well.

[John Holmberg]

Every time I go there, I all over the place. I got an appointment Thursday. I'm like, no, you can't go there anymore. I mean, every time Brady goes to Spinato's, if he did that, it's the same thing.

[Brady]

It's been a while.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but if you had a pizza, dude, ejaculation happens. No, Brady, it doesn't.

[Bert]

Yeah. Tong wouldn't let you back in via check if you did that.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, no, not you. You'll get out of here, Tong.

[Miles]

Come on, buddy.

[John Holmberg]

Your food's so good, it makes me get out. You eat on a patio.

[Miles]

All right, I'll eat on the patio. Oh, egg rolls.

[Brady]

What's going on?

[Miles]

Oh, Tom, you're a magician.

[John Holmberg]

Daddy, why does this happen every time we go to Vietcheck? Sorry, Curbiters.

[Miles]

Step over that.

[John Holmberg]

Let's get in the car. See, you can control it. You would never with your daughter waiting in the lobby.

[Miles]

Daddy's gonna go get a massage real quick.

[John Holmberg]

Do that. And then walk out with any sort of pride multiple times with different people. Justin Tuggar, I salute. He's a double agent. He's deep down, a Steelers fan. And he knows what makes Steelers fans happy. When Ravens shoot their white worms all over unexpectedly, anywhere they want. Oh, it's great.

[Miles]

All right, Justin, I'm gonna have you roll up.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, come on. Did it work? Do you like me now? No. Shoot. Doink I'll try another girl next week. I doinked it off her face. She doesn't like me. Imagine.

[Brady]

Those are the reason why he missed on the games that he really point.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he's wobbly legging. He missed an extra point against the Steelers that came into play in their first game this day. Ravens lost. We were all happy because Justin Tucker missed two kicks and an extra point. Like, what's going on with Tucker? We knew the weight of the law was about to hit him. Guess what he's not gonna do when he gets that call all over the place.

[Brady]

He was on the phone the whole time of the game on the sidelines.

[John Holmberg]

So they're gonna. Are they gonna drop it or. Tucker. Tucker, we need you for a 41 yarder.

[Miles]

Okay, I gotta call you back.

[John Holmberg]

I gotta go try to kick a field goal with this laying on top of me. God bless you. See you later.

[Bert]

Zaire's confirming his next appointment.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you know, my legs are a little tight. I just missed the next appointment. I need a rub down.

[Miles]

Never again, Justin.

[John Holmberg]

No, I swear. That was a one time deal.

[Brady]

He has his own tent on the sidelines.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, the white tent. Tucker's gone into the white tent. It's not the concussion. What is the. Oh, it's the. Oh, it's his tent.

[Brady]

Where's Tucker? In the locker room.

[John Holmberg]

52 years old and I have managed to go every single day of my life without unexpectedly shocking a guest. Sorry about that. That was a good joke. Melissa Villasenor. I had to fire one at you. You like me more. It's never. And I wouldn't want to meet the girl where that works.

[Miles]

We were just sitting there talking and then the next thing you know, he all over the table and I'm like, oh my God, I want you to meet my parents.

[John Holmberg]

It's not a thing, but it is a thing. And thank God it's a thing the Ravens do. It makes a Harbaugh sad and that makes me happy. I'd like to say it makes Lamar sad, but he's probably not able to make sense of it all because, you know, that would require cognitive thinking. And he doesn't have to, seeing as how he is in all realism, the stupidest man in the NFL. Another thing I saw this weekend is there was this kid in Iowa, a lady in Iowa, who did some research and discovered she's exposed a neo Nazi child pornography ring.

[Bert]

What?

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Brady]

A combine.

[John Holmberg]

That is some seriously specific bad stuff. Said Iowa State students been credited with exposing an online neo Nazi child pornography ring. Police Officer at Iowa State University said she received the tip from an unnamed student five years ago. Might have some neo Nazis and they're into kids. Might want to look into that.

[Bert]

Take your time.

[John Holmberg]

Took them five years. I think it would find that like that day. Where are the Neo Nazis? Are there kids nearby? Anyway, as an online cult says I've been in awe of this woman since the beginning. She was being blackmailed and had the strength and bravery to come forward and stay. Say this is not okay. She shared the details and they have a huge story behind. The Department of Justice filed charges against 23 year old Colin Walker of New Jersey and Caleb Merritt of Texas and Rohan Reign of France. They have all this stuff. They're part of an online group that followed Neo Nazism and child pornography. Neo Nazi was the core. That was the heart of their. The network, the unity. Yeah. Where the. Where they all kind of bonded. And then one of them piped up and even said, you know what else I like? And they were all like us too. Like if there wasn't one Neo Nazi that drew a line. I know you're a neo Nazi, but have some standards. For God's sake. He's still not morals. Don't touch the kinder. For God's sakes. That wasn't part of it. John Holmberg's morning sickness. The 98 KUPD. Holmberg's morning sickness. But to be. How bad were your parents? You're a neo Nazi child pornographer. That's the worst thing you can be. Throw in rapist or serial killer and you. It's the hat trick of awful. I believe in the. The ways of the Nazi. Also I think that the age of consent should be like 8. You're the worst person alive. The case was broken wide open when she noticed there's a fake address. From reviewing a mountain of evidence from these subpoenas. I asked him about his computer training. Initially he said what do you mean? And she told the Nazi he was seems you're very tech savvy. And then found. I found that he had taken some courses on how to hide stuff and dug it up and then found it through that. It's crazy though. But Neo Nazi child pornography is like the worst parenting job ever. Like I even think that a serial killer's parents can't help that. I think you might be born a serial killer. I think there's something wrong with your brain. Sociopath. Whatever. There's some nature nurture there. But I think there's an awful lot of nature in the idea that you can do that. Neo Nazi is using it.

[Brady]

I don't know. I mean. Yeah, you're right.

[John Holmberg]

Neo Nazi is taught there's no, like, I was born a neon or, you.

[Brady]

Know, on the religious side of. It's pretty bad, too.

[John Holmberg]

What do you mean?

[Brady]

Like a priest or, you know that.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that.

[Brady]

Horrible.

[John Holmberg]

Take the trust.

[Brady]

Yeah. Or scout leaders. Like, oh, I can go there because I can groom.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Brady]

I can do that.

[John Holmberg]

That's creepy.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Horrifying. Horrifying. Awful human behavior. Yeah, but the. To add Neo Nazi to that. Who trusts them? How are they grooming young kids? That's some bad parenting on all angles. You're not paying attention to your kid who's trapped in some Neo Nazi website. My guess is the parents are Neo Nazis and the kids are okay with it. And then you found a bunch of Neo Nazis you can't trust. And that's the worst feeling in the world. What the hell is this? These Neo Nazis cannot be trusted with the children's. Yeah, that is. That's one of the worst stories I've seen in a long time. And it took them five years to bring this down. Five years. They knew about it in 2020 during the pandemic. So I guess they were kind of like, well, you know, at least. What kind of parents were keeping their kids in masks then? If they're Neo Nazi child pornographers or. They're allowed. Yeah. Every parent involved in this should also get the book thrown at him. I don't believe a single parent said, first off, I can't believe my son was dabbling on Neo Nazi websites, let alone not looking at kids nude. Like, I don't buy it. You raised that kid to be horrible. And I don't want to hear, oh, he just fell in with a bad group. No, that's your job to make sure that. My dad wouldn't let me hang out with Jimmy Rich because he thought he just looked weird.

[Brady]

Yeah, I don't know what the. The percentage is, but it's pretty high. That basically, that's it in the family.

[John Holmberg]

It's a taunt.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's.

[John Holmberg]

You're not, you know, you're not Father.

[Brady]

Father.

[John Holmberg]

You're not in a normal white family. And then roll out the only Neo Nazi. Very rarely.

[Brady]

And also the pedophile.

[John Holmberg]

Well, pedophile can be. Yeah, that can go down a bunch of different. Like some touchy feeling going on. Yeah, there's some sexual abuse. Yeah. All of it's bad. But Neo Nazism, plus child pornography is. That's the ultimate bad. Guy that's like e ticket. That's. That makes me wish there was a hell for real. So that would be. We should make. We should make it real on earth for all of us atheists that are like, I don't think there's a post punishment for this. Can we do it now so I know for sure he'll get his. Where he's going. I don't believe he's going anywhere. Can we do it now? And I don't want to meet the reformed neo Nazi. They only got 20 years. The guys are in their early 20s. They'll be out when they're 45 giving speeches. You know, I used to be a neo Nazi child predator. I'm like, I'm going to burn you to the ground now just for saying it. Just. Just for saying that. Well, not anymore. Don't care.

[Brady]

He'll leave that part out of it.

[John Holmberg]

That tag sticks forever. Oh no. I want to tell you about my how I got better. Not interested. Yeah, the parents. Everybody in that whole. That whole family should just be cold. Even if you have. If you have a kid who turns out to be a neo Nazi child pornographer, you're out. I don't care what you say you are. You were just. You did a terrible job. And it's time for you to go away too. Gross.

[Brady]

My parents pushed me there.

[John Holmberg]

My parents were.

[Brady]

They have nothing to do with it.

[John Holmberg]

But they were good, decent people. I went down the wrong path. Now. They helped. They. They weren't paying any attention. I know if. I know if for a second. If I dabbled in Nazism as a kid, I would have been bounced off every wall in the house the second my dad found a swastika or any sort of material.

[Bert]

As you should be.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, exactly. You know, dude hit their head some. Boing, boing, boing. I'm just going off the walls for even bringing it up. We don't talk about Hitler in this house with a smile.

[Brady]

Kirby, you have two weeks to knock it off.

[John Holmberg]

You don't. Yeah. Even you, who never yells at Kirby at all. She brings up mine. Confidence. You know, daddy, there were some things in this that really could register with today's youth.

[Miles]

Kirby, I've never punched you in the nose before. But that day's about to happen. I'm afraid. I gotta let you. Let you half it, Eddie.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brady]

I'll give you a struggle.

[John Holmberg]

It's just. It's the worst thing you can be. And you would even disown Kirby. She starts wandering around as a Nazi. Wouldn't you could. You still love her.

[Brady]

Like, what did I do? What did you.

[John Holmberg]

I would get rid of you, too, if Kirby came in here dressed up in the Third Reich gear.

[Miles]

It's a phase.

[Brady]

Isn't that cool?

[Miles]

It's a phase. We got that at Brooks Brothers. We went to Joanne right before it went bankrupt and got some red armbands. We made those at home on an arts and crafts day.

[Brady]

She picked it out for the winter formal.

[Miles]

She's got some friends that are going through a phase.

[John Holmberg]

Brady, your daughter's a horrible human being.

[Brady]

No. And it's not Kirby. It's Ava.

[Miles]

What kid doesn't go through the classic rock phase, the reggae phase, and of course, the Nazi time?

[John Holmberg]

It doesn't happen. You're about to be kids. Yeah. Nope, nope.

[Brady]

You'll find out. YouTube. It's very common.

[John Holmberg]

Never once. No, no. Matter of fact, me and Mark started to be Nazis growing up. Jeff Begley would have told our parents, hey, I don't like what's going on here. These guys talk a lot of Nazi. One of them, Jeff Cuomo, Mike Burkhart, somebody we hung out with, would have said, I'm not in. I'm just not going to do that. And then the rumors would have started, you know, your son's a Nazi. And then there would have been a parent teacher conference. Somewhere along the line, I'd have had, like, my mom would have had to sit with Mr. Benavidez at Roosevelt elementary, Benitez at Roosevelt elementary, and said, you know, we're hearing rumblings that your boy's fond of Hitler. And that would have ended that day because I'd have probably been murdered by my dad. A staunch non Nazi. Big time. Big. I mean, that guy is a. He's. I'll say this pretty much without hesitation. My dad has been against the Nazis since I've known him.

[Bert]

It's a good thing.

[John Holmberg]

Never wavered on that one. Ever. Wrong.

[Brady]

He's a scout. I don't think scouts were black and red, though. These uniforms.

[John Holmberg]

Brand Burt Burdenelle is on the line going, you can't say that for certain. Like, all right. Brand Burt. Just bad. Anyway, and also over the weekend, I don't know if you saw this, the army has banned transgender people from joining up, and I am against this. Let them sign up. Why not start a whole new unit? You send transgenders to the Middle east, they're gonna freak the F out. Have a full transgender military. That's a great move. That would freak. They would hide the whole time. They wouldn't even fight Back. God forbid you get some of that blood spilled on your soil. You're not shooting those guys. Dress them up too. Like, make it weird and fire those dudes over there to the next. You know, put them in the Gaza Strip and have the transgenders wandering around just confused the hell out of Hamas. They'll blow themselves. But now they're not allowed. I think if you're willing to die and join up, it doesn't matter. You. You can. We're back to clinger days from mash, where if you dress up like a woman, you can get out.

[Brady]

Well, I mean, you know, following orders and stuff. The superior officer uses the wrong pronoun.

[John Holmberg]

Wow. Oh, okay. So you make it easier to say, look, you're the. But they just make the trans army then. So they don't even interact with the normal people. And the trans army can be an elite troop. Yeah, you're the elite. We train the hell out of them. It's dudes. We train the hell out of them, and we send them in there in dresses. And the Hamas would be like, what does. I don't. And then just start trans bombing. I think it's a great idea. If they're willing to fight, I'm willing to tip my cap and I get people like, they're crazy. You gotta be a little crazy to get in there anyway. What's wrong with crazy? I think being part of Delta Force, you're a little crazy. Let's make trans Delta Force. I'm all in on this. But they banned them this weekend, so no more trans Delta Force.

[Bert]

I mean, imagine the training for that, man.

[John Holmberg]

It would be incredible. A bunch of dudes in dresses on monkey bars and swimming like, a mile in 11 seconds, just fishing at stockings and everything.

[Miles]

I didn't.

[John Holmberg]

You know, and I don't think there's a huge line to get into the army of dudes transition.

[Brady]

But you could have, you know, a couple hundred troops.

[John Holmberg]

You think maybe that's shooting high? Maybe like 4,000? I think a few. Oh, oh, you could get them. I'd. Seriously. I thought you meant, like, currently in there. There's maybe two, and we make this big stink over it. I think it might be, like, two dudes who are, like, in transition in the army or two standing outside the recruiting center trying to get in. I don't think it's a big problem. I don't think the transgender community just went, oh, no, we can't join the army. I think that's a. I've been down on 7th Avenue a few times. I don't see a lot of recruiting stations.

[Bert]

Green's not my color anyway.

[John Holmberg]

Right. I'm not on Melrose with the army handing out pamphlets. You're just exactly the fighter we're looking at. I don't see the draw. They got another fish to fry there. Pardon the pun, but they got. They got a. They got a different battle they're fighting.

[Bert]

You don't think Sergeant Hulk is down there recruiting?

[John Holmberg]

It's a nice dress, ma'am. You ever think about joining the military? Sometimes. Hop in. I don't think we're allowed. We'll make an exception. Do I have to wear the men's or female uniform? We got a special one just for you. Okay, ladies. We're joining the Army. Like, I don't see that being a big. They're over there at one of those restaurants that, you know on Melrose. I think we should all go join. I don't think it's a thing. Got like, 14 new recruits today. There's a catch.

[Brady]

Chicks in the capri pants over there.

[John Holmberg]

That's our force, the Capris. Capri Force at 7:36. Bert, what do you have on this beautiful President's Day to start us? Will it be presidents of the United States?

[Bert]

Of course. One of those. That was one suggestion. Peaches Lump was the big one there. But of course. Wake Up Song brought to you by Action Ride Shop. And, well, this is the week. Saturday, the big day. The big grand opening at location number two. John and I'll be out there from, like, 11 to one. It's over there on Power Road and McDowell. Lots of stuff going on out there. They're doing a bike giveaway. Pivots gonna have their demo truck out there. All the fun stuff happening out there all day long. But we'll be hanging out 11 to 1 at Action Ride Shop. Part two's grand opening. And the OG store is still open. So if you want to head up north and get the skis and snowboards and stuff, head on over to Gilbert Road and Southern Josh and the boys will take care of you. On the list, I'd like to give.

[John Holmberg]

You my new book from a neo Nazi child pornography. It's called Minor Comp, if you're interested. I wrote it with Kendrick Lamar. It's about Drock.

[Bert]

On the list. Three Days Grace. Scorpions Blackout for your episode last week.

[John Holmberg]

I'm okay.

[Bert]

Aerosmith. Dude looks like a lady for Scottsdale. Tranny Freebird for USA Hockey. Ramstein. America in there.

[John Holmberg]

Wow.

[Bert]

Slipknot Mama said knock you out from death Punch for USA Hockey. Parkway Drive. Vice grip for the tranny's rosebud that you were watching walk down the street. Mastodon. Team America. America F. Yeah. For hockey.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, man. The presidency got real.

[Bert]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

It's Canada, for God's sakes. We'll kill them. We can't get too. Let's not start flexing on Canada too hard.

[Bert]

And tools. Prison sex for Justin Tucker.

[John Holmberg]

Canada's barely bigger than California population. Let's not start throwing our muscles at them like we will crush them in a war. Let's just beat them in a hockey ring. They play again either tomorrow or Thursday. I don't remember. They're playing again this week. It's a great tournament, middle of the season. They're doing this international play for so much better what basketball is up to. But, yeah, Canada and the US of A going at it again this week. The ratings should be great. And those Tkachuk boys, they're the ones who did it. Matthew and oh, my God. Hurt himself fighting. Didn't care. Like season might be on the line. Start swinging away. Just fighting everybody in nine seconds at three. Huge fights. It was awesome. They're gonna do it again. I don't remember if it's tomorrow. One of the T days of the week. Tuesday or Thursday. Can't remember. Days are screwed up. I hit my head. Let's go with. I mean, it is Presidency United States Day. It's President's Day. Lump is a little bit strange, but.

[Bert]

Don'T play Peaches then.

[John Holmberg]

I like Lump. Lump.

[Miles]

Lump's good.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, we'll go with some Lump.

[Bert]

The other one had Mach 5 or something like that. Is that the other song that they had?

[John Holmberg]

They had a third one?

[Bert]

Yeah, I think that was it.

[John Holmberg]

Lump and then Peaches. And then. Yeah, they had that third one. We're like, all right, I think we're done with it. Yeah, we'll do some Lump, though. No, it's you. Maybe you'd remember it. It didn't top, but everybody was so excited that they were 2 for 2. And I don't think they ever expected one hit from this band. So when, when, when we embrace them, they're like, all right, try a third one. And three was too many. It's Lump, everybody. For the presidents of the United States from POTUS, it's 98, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.