Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: February 19, 2025 Host: John Holmberg | 98 KUPD | Hubbard Radio
John Holmberg and his lively team of co-hosts—Brady Bogen, Brett Vesely, and Dick Toledo—delivered another engaging and unpredictable morning on Arizona’s #1 Morning Radio Show. The February 19th episode tackled a mix of bizarre news stories, humorous debates, and off-the-wall multimedia content, ensuring listeners were both entertained and bewildered in equal measure.
1. The Brady Report: Skittles and Coke Zero Incident
Brady Bogen kicked off the news segment with a peculiar story that had the hosts questioning its authenticity.
Brady Bogen [05:01]:
“This report is claiming that this young woman was arrested after she got caught filling her ex-boyfriend's gas tank with Coke Zero and Skittles.”
John Holmberg [05:15]:
“She might have told him. She was trying to say, you know, like the Mentos, like explosion in the gas tank.”
The team delved into the dubious nature of the story, highlighting the lack of verifiable details such as the woman’s name or the police department’s confirmation.
Brady Bogen [05:22]:
“They said they're not able to find the name of the woman, the location where this happened or any info from a police department. So this could be a fake story.”
The hosts speculated humorously about the potential consequences and motives behind such an odd act, ultimately casting doubt on the story’s legitimacy.
2. Man Faking His Own Assassination in Brazil
The conversation shifted to an international incident involving a man named Jose de Silva, who allegedly faked his own assassination to garner sympathy during a mayoral campaign in São Paulo.
Brady Bogen [08:06]:
“That guy from Brazil was running for mayor of a small town outside of Sao Paulo. He was trying to gain sympathy through a fake assassination.”
John Holmberg [08:43]:
“He tried to mimic that [Donald Trump’s assassination attempt]. If I can gain sympathy through a fake assassination, I actually doing it. I'll do it.”
The hosts debated the ethical implications and effectiveness of such a strategy, with Brady pointing out the stunt’s ultimate failure as Silva lost the election.
Brady Bogen [09:06]:
“He lost the election. So it didn't work.”
The discussion highlighted the lengths to which political candidates might go for popularity and the potential backlash from such actions.
3. KFC's Move from Kentucky to Texas
A significant corporate shift was the focus as KFC announced relocating its US headquarters from Kentucky to Texas.
Brady Bogen [11:26]:
“Big news, Kate. KFC is moving their US headquarters from Kentucky to Texas.”
The hosts speculated about the reasons behind the move and its potential impact on the brand.
John Holmberg [12:03]:
“They're dumping the cake.”
Brady Bogen [12:24]:
“Instagram's testing a dislike button. Could be a good thing.”
The segment humorously touched upon the iconic KFC branding, questioning whether the company would rebrand without the prominent "K."
4. Instagram's Testing of a Dislike Button
Brady introduced the topic of Instagram experimenting with a dislike button aimed at improving user interaction by pushing down negatively received comments.
Brady Bogen [12:24]:
“Instagram's testing a dislike button. Could be a good thing. Disliking comments will be private.”
John Holmberg [12:41]:
“What's wrong with that? Sometimes you say something people don't like and if enough of them don't like it, that's the market saying go away.”
The hosts discussed the potential implications for online interactions and user experiences, agreeing that it could help streamline comment sections by minimizing negativity.
5. The F35 Jet Conspiracy
A speculative discussion emerged around a viral video featuring F35 jets seemingly interacting with Air Force One in an implausible manner.
Brady Bogen [17:48]:
“This last one is pretty cool. It's F35.”
John Holmberg [18:00]:
“That jet is pointing straight down. But it does move kind of funny. Yeah, I don't think that's real either.”
Dick Toledo [21:05]:
“Watch how it's flying.”
The hosts expressed skepticism about the authenticity of the video, debating whether it was an AI creation or genuine footage. Their banter underscored the challenges of discerning real from fabricated content in the digital age.
6. Road Rage and Car Accident Segment
The team reviewed a surveillance video depicting a dangerous car maneuver involving an Uber Eats delivery rider and a motorcycle.
John Holmberg [19:28]:
“It's a surveillance of a car. Looks like it's backing up. He's trying to steal a purse or something.”
Brady Bogen [20:19]:
“Mad cut off because he's delivering his Uber Eats.”
John Holmberg [20:29]:
“In Brady's world with floating F35s, one fry that comes in cold. Holmberg's morning sickness. The 98 KUPD. Holmberg's morning sickness. You will face the death penalty.”
Through humorous exaggeration, the hosts highlighted the absurdity of extreme reactions to everyday frustrations, such as delayed food deliveries.
7. Auto-Erotic Breastfeeding Clip and Technical Difficulties
Perhaps the most sensational part of the episode involved a segment on a woman’s bizarre act of auto-erotic breastfeeding, accompanied by technical issues that the hosts comically addressed.
Dick Toledo [24:57]:
“What is happening? Is a woman breastfeeding?”
John Holmberg [25:06]:
“She’s got that thing up like a boy scout canteen and she’s going to town.”
The hosts struggled with the quality of the video, leading to playful frustration and banter about technical glitches.
John Holmberg [25:15]:
“Yeah, get that little spinning wheel out of there. Damn it. Come on, Brett.”
The segment concluded with a mix of disbelief and humor, encapsulating the show’s signature blend of shock and laughter.
8. Human Interest and Miscellaneous Stories
In addition to the main stories, the hosts shared various human interest pieces and humorous anecdotes, including:
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Heroic Acts:
John recounted the story of an off-duty firefighter who heroically saved individuals from a seven-car pile-up, emphasizing emotional reactions. -
Multimedia Malfunctions:
The hosts frequently interacted over failed video playbacks, adding a layer of meta-humor about the challenges of live radio production. -
Pop Culture References:
Discussions veered into pop culture, referencing movies like "Django Unchained" and bands such as Guns N' Roses, often intertwining with the ongoing banter.
Notable Quotes and Moments
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On Dislike Button:
Brady Bogen [12:24]:
“Disliking comments will be private.” -
On Faking Assassinations:
John Holmberg [08:43]:
“If I can gain sympathy through a fake assassination, I actually doing it. I'll do it.” -
On Technical Glitches:
John Holmberg [25:15]:
“Yeah, get that little spinning wheel out of there. Damn it. Come on, Brett.” -
On Heroic Saves:
John Holmberg [27:10]:
“This is a great story. This is a guy who jumped out of his car and saved a…”
Conclusion
The February 19th episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness was a rollercoaster of bizarre news, technical mishaps, and the hosts' trademark humor. From questionable arrest stories and political stunt failures to corporate relocations and odd viral videos, John and his team navigated each topic with a mix of skepticism, laughter, and insightful commentary. The episode underscored the show’s ability to blend sensationalism with relatable humor, making it a must-listen for fans seeking both entertainment and a twist on the day’s strangest headlines.
Listeners can tune in weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10:00 AM on 98 KUPD (97.9 FM) or via the 98 KUPD app and www.98kupd.com for more wild mornings with Holmberg and his charismatic co-hosts.
