02-19-25 - BR - WED - Woman Arrested For Putting Skittles And Coke In BFs Car - Man Faked His Own Assassination In Brazil - KFC Moving Headquarters From KY to TX - BV Of Woman Breastfeeding Herself Perplexes Us

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: February 19, 2025 Host: John Holmberg | 98 KUPD | Hubbard Radio

John Holmberg and his lively team of co-hosts—Brady Bogen, Brett Vesely, and Dick Toledo—delivered another engaging and unpredictable morning on Arizona’s #1 Morning Radio Show. The February 19th episode tackled a mix of bizarre news stories, humorous debates, and off-the-wall multimedia content, ensuring listeners were both entertained and bewildered in equal measure.

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1. The Brady Report: Skittles and Coke Zero Incident

Brady Bogen kicked off the news segment with a peculiar story that had the hosts questioning its authenticity.

Brady Bogen [05:01]:
“This report is claiming that this young woman was arrested after she got caught filling her ex-boyfriend's gas tank with Coke Zero and Skittles.”

John Holmberg [05:15]:
“She might have told him. She was trying to say, you know, like the Mentos, like explosion in the gas tank.”

The team delved into the dubious nature of the story, highlighting the lack of verifiable details such as the woman’s name or the police department’s confirmation.

Brady Bogen [05:22]:
“They said they're not able to find the name of the woman, the location where this happened or any info from a police department. So this could be a fake story.”

The hosts speculated humorously about the potential consequences and motives behind such an odd act, ultimately casting doubt on the story’s legitimacy.

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2. Man Faking His Own Assassination in Brazil

The conversation shifted to an international incident involving a man named Jose de Silva, who allegedly faked his own assassination to garner sympathy during a mayoral campaign in São Paulo.

Brady Bogen [08:06]:
“That guy from Brazil was running for mayor of a small town outside of Sao Paulo. He was trying to gain sympathy through a fake assassination.”

John Holmberg [08:43]:
“He tried to mimic that [Donald Trump’s assassination attempt]. If I can gain sympathy through a fake assassination, I actually doing it. I'll do it.”

The hosts debated the ethical implications and effectiveness of such a strategy, with Brady pointing out the stunt’s ultimate failure as Silva lost the election.

Brady Bogen [09:06]:
“He lost the election. So it didn't work.”

The discussion highlighted the lengths to which political candidates might go for popularity and the potential backlash from such actions.

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3. KFC's Move from Kentucky to Texas

A significant corporate shift was the focus as KFC announced relocating its US headquarters from Kentucky to Texas.

Brady Bogen [11:26]:
“Big news, Kate. KFC is moving their US headquarters from Kentucky to Texas.”

The hosts speculated about the reasons behind the move and its potential impact on the brand.

John Holmberg [12:03]:
“They're dumping the cake.”

Brady Bogen [12:24]:
“Instagram's testing a dislike button. Could be a good thing.”

The segment humorously touched upon the iconic KFC branding, questioning whether the company would rebrand without the prominent "K."

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4. Instagram's Testing of a Dislike Button

Brady introduced the topic of Instagram experimenting with a dislike button aimed at improving user interaction by pushing down negatively received comments.

Brady Bogen [12:24]:
“Instagram's testing a dislike button. Could be a good thing. Disliking comments will be private.”

John Holmberg [12:41]:
“What's wrong with that? Sometimes you say something people don't like and if enough of them don't like it, that's the market saying go away.”

The hosts discussed the potential implications for online interactions and user experiences, agreeing that it could help streamline comment sections by minimizing negativity.

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5. The F35 Jet Conspiracy

A speculative discussion emerged around a viral video featuring F35 jets seemingly interacting with Air Force One in an implausible manner.

Brady Bogen [17:48]:
“This last one is pretty cool. It's F35.”

John Holmberg [18:00]:
“That jet is pointing straight down. But it does move kind of funny. Yeah, I don't think that's real either.”

Dick Toledo [21:05]:
“Watch how it's flying.”

The hosts expressed skepticism about the authenticity of the video, debating whether it was an AI creation or genuine footage. Their banter underscored the challenges of discerning real from fabricated content in the digital age.

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6. Road Rage and Car Accident Segment

The team reviewed a surveillance video depicting a dangerous car maneuver involving an Uber Eats delivery rider and a motorcycle.

John Holmberg [19:28]:
“It's a surveillance of a car. Looks like it's backing up. He's trying to steal a purse or something.”

Brady Bogen [20:19]:
“Mad cut off because he's delivering his Uber Eats.”

John Holmberg [20:29]:
“In Brady's world with floating F35s, one fry that comes in cold. Holmberg's morning sickness. The 98 KUPD. Holmberg's morning sickness. You will face the death penalty.”

Through humorous exaggeration, the hosts highlighted the absurdity of extreme reactions to everyday frustrations, such as delayed food deliveries.

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7. Auto-Erotic Breastfeeding Clip and Technical Difficulties

Perhaps the most sensational part of the episode involved a segment on a woman’s bizarre act of auto-erotic breastfeeding, accompanied by technical issues that the hosts comically addressed.

Dick Toledo [24:57]:
“What is happening? Is a woman breastfeeding?”

John Holmberg [25:06]:
“She’s got that thing up like a boy scout canteen and she’s going to town.”

The hosts struggled with the quality of the video, leading to playful frustration and banter about technical glitches.

John Holmberg [25:15]:
“Yeah, get that little spinning wheel out of there. Damn it. Come on, Brett.”

The segment concluded with a mix of disbelief and humor, encapsulating the show’s signature blend of shock and laughter.

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8. Human Interest and Miscellaneous Stories

In addition to the main stories, the hosts shared various human interest pieces and humorous anecdotes, including:

• Heroic Acts:
  John recounted the story of an off-duty firefighter who heroically saved individuals from a seven-car pile-up, emphasizing emotional reactions.

• Multimedia Malfunctions:
  The hosts frequently interacted over failed video playbacks, adding a layer of meta-humor about the challenges of live radio production.

• Pop Culture References:
  Discussions veered into pop culture, referencing movies like "Django Unchained" and bands such as Guns N' Roses, often intertwining with the ongoing banter.

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Notable Quotes and Moments

• On Dislike Button:
  Brady Bogen [12:24]:
  “Disliking comments will be private.”

• On Faking Assassinations:
  John Holmberg [08:43]:
  “If I can gain sympathy through a fake assassination, I actually doing it. I'll do it.”

• On Technical Glitches:
  John Holmberg [25:15]:
  “Yeah, get that little spinning wheel out of there. Damn it. Come on, Brett.”

• On Heroic Saves:
  John Holmberg [27:10]:
  “This is a great story. This is a guy who jumped out of his car and saved a…”

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Conclusion

The February 19th episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness was a rollercoaster of bizarre news, technical mishaps, and the hosts' trademark humor. From questionable arrest stories and political stunt failures to corporate relocations and odd viral videos, John and his team navigated each topic with a mix of skepticism, laughter, and insightful commentary. The episode underscored the show’s ability to blend sensationalism with relatable humor, making it a must-listen for fans seeking both entertainment and a twist on the day’s strangest headlines.

Listeners can tune in weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10:00 AM on 98 KUPD (97.9 FM) or via the 98 KUPD app and www.98kupd.com for more wild mornings with Holmberg and his charismatic co-hosts.

Transcript

[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady]

You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you?

[John Holmberg]

You hear the words endometriosis and you realize she's probably gonna have to get a hysterectomy before she's 30. Yes, this is a keeper at 7:57. Let's get Brady to give you the news that only Brady knows. It's called the Brady Report. Brady reported.

[Brady]

Good Wednesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello world.

[John Holmberg]

Hi.

[Brady]

Happy tug of war day.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you say tug your horn.

[Brady]

Tug of war.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I misunderstood.

[Brady]

Started in the. The French started it 1500s. Did they ever tugging on each other.

[John Holmberg]

I will tag you. You will tag me. It's a war. You see. I surrender to your tagging ability.

[Brady]

Couple of basis fun facts. Dogs are banned in Antarctica. It's because of a fear they could spread diseases to the native seals there.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, that makes sense because they're not indigenous to the area. You don't want to introduce that. Same way you wouldn't want seals running around your neighborhood.

[Brady]

The first thing anyone bought online in a secure retail transaction was Sting CD 10 Subters tales in 1994. Huh? Guy from Pittsburgh or from Philadelphia bought it from a company called Net Market in New Hampshire.

[John Holmberg]

And it was an Internet buy. The first one.

[Brady]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

That's an interesting trivia question.

[Brady]

You might have known this Walt Disney did the original voice of Mickey Mouse.

[John Holmberg]

Steamboat Willie, though.

[Brady]

17 years.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, did he? I didn't know he did that long.

[Brady]

Then he got too busy.

[John Holmberg]

Huh.

[Brady]

And so many smokes started getting deeper.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Mickey's like everybody aboard the old Steamboat Willie time.

[Brady]

I throw salad.

[John Holmberg]

Don't you hate the Jews? Me too. Let's get on this vessel and drive it around. Hey, why is the duck got no pants on? Ha ha. Hey, Walt, I don't want to say because it's your company and stuff, but did you notice that Mickey's gotten a little gruff, huh? What? What Jew told you that? All right, Walt, enough with that too. Ah, you're probably just a Jew. Boy, did he hate them.

[Brady]

I thought it was his brother or. No, his brother got tied up.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it was. Walt Malt wasn't a fan or.

[Brady]

It was a fan.

[John Holmberg]

Wasn't a fan of the Jews.

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

No, he had to deal with him. Yeah, he was. He was pretty loud about it. But you know what?

[Brady]

Partied. He went over there with.

[John Holmberg]

In the end he made Disneyland. So all is forgiven.

[Brady]

Watch that. I think it was the Tom Hanks who played Walt in that.

[John Holmberg]

I think that was Tom.

[Brady]

I watched the documentary too. What a stressful life.

[John Holmberg]

Disney. Yeah, yeah. They cut out the most important parts. Jews.

[Brady]

I know there's some partying.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, not the partying. He wasn't. Did he just sat there and a.

[Brady]

Poll asked people what their ideal work week would be. 28 or 26% said the typical setup would be five eight hour work days. 40% say they like an extra day off, do four 10 hour days.

[John Holmberg]

Who did they ask? Just general people.

[Brady]

Yeah. 15% said they'd like two extra days off and could do three 13 hour days.

[John Holmberg]

Depends on the job.

[Brett]

Like four tens.

[Brady]

Then you have.

[John Holmberg]

We'll never have to worry about it. No.

[Brady]

13% say they'd like a shorter. Shorter shifts. So they'd rather do six three hours and. Or six hour and 40 minute days.

[John Holmberg]

Ah, that's dumb. Five eight is pretty reasonable. Four tens is on the bubble.

[Brady]

Two percent said they prefer to do two 20 hour work days.

[John Holmberg]

That wouldn't be so bad. You get five days off.

[Brady]

And 4% would want to do just one shift working 40 hours straight.

[John Holmberg]

Right. That's like firemen do that but they have naps and stuff.

[Brady]

Yeah, 24, 48 I think is what they.

[John Holmberg]

Well, they'll do the other, do the longs, but if there's nothing going on, they have beds and tv. The workout.

[Brady]

This report is claiming that this young woman was arrested after she got caught filling her ex boyfriend's gas tank with coke zero and skittles. Now they say pre sucked Skittles. How do you determine that?

[John Holmberg]

She might have told him.

[Brady]

She was trying to say, you know, like the Mentos, like explosion in the gas tank.

[John Holmberg]

Got me curious.

[Brady]

Yeah, well, I know why they put this story up. And you know, they said they're not able to find the name of the woman, the location where this happened or any info from a police department. So this could be a Fake story.

[John Holmberg]

What's the end? Well, what in the world. So they don't. None of this actually happened.

[Brady]

And then I see.

[Brett]

Who are they reporting?

[Brady]

Jumped on it.

[John Holmberg]

Why is he reporting this?

[Brady]

Because I went back and forth. Barstool is the one who put it out there.

[John Holmberg]

So you're putting out.

[Brady]

They're following up on the story that.

[John Holmberg]

A gas tank full of Coke Zero and Skittles may or may not have ever happened. But now you got me thinking about what would happen.

[Brady]

And it's. It's worthwhile for the mug shot, too.

[John Holmberg]

So this isn't a. This. Okay, so something that may or may not have happened. There's a mug shot of someone they've arrested. And I believe in the story. You said they haven't found the lady.

[Brady]

They don't have the woman's name. Yeah, and the police department haven't stepped up and said anything yet.

[John Holmberg]

But they got a mug shot.

[Brady]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

Which is public information. And no one has a name.

[Brett]

Someone's getting sick.

[Brady]

Like I said, I'm present. I'm not buying this thing.

[John Holmberg]

You're selling it.

[Brady]

I thought it's worthwhile.

[John Holmberg]

What are you talking about? Just show me a picture. Here's a hot girl. Nobody knows her name, being accused of. She's not.

[Brady]

It's a great story.

[John Holmberg]

Or not.

[Brady]

This one's real.

[John Holmberg]

You don't know.

[Brady]

Guy in Michigan or was arrested and charged with six counts of attempted homicide after driving 700 miles from Michigan to Pennsylvania because his ex girlfriend was planning on meeting up with another guy and he found out about it.

[John Holmberg]

So he followed her.

[Brady]

Yep. Set the house on fire. Six people injured. Two dogs perished in the fire.

[John Holmberg]

Son of a.

[Brady]

There's the dude. 21 unit, though.

[John Holmberg]

Was she with another guy?

[Brady]

Well, they're. They weren't together anymore.

[John Holmberg]

He just got mad that she had moved on.

[Brady]

Yeah, he hadn't moved on.

[John Holmberg]

And there were six people in the house. Yeah, that she was poor. You burned down a poor girl's house? What are the other five people have to suffer? Do the old fashioned way. Key or car or something. What's wrong with you? You drove seven hours and out. Five people and two dogs don't have.

[Brett]

Cut the brake lines.

[John Holmberg]

Right, dude. Brett's way.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Why are you bringing other people into this? She's broke. Five roommates, two dogs. If you've got five roommates and two dogs, you can't afford dogs. Oh, that drives me nuts just now.

[Brady]

Hearing about this story. But this guy from Brazil was running for mayor of a small town outside of Sao. Paulo. His name is Jose de Silva. And just before the election, he was. A attempted assassination happened.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

They find out.

[John Holmberg]

Why is he looking at me? The dude paid 80 grand to assassinate himself?

[Brady]

Yeah, to make the town feel sympathetic. That man, they're trying to take him out kind of. I don't know if he got the idea from Trump.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's not what happened. You just. The whole brigade of people in red hats are in a. Yeah, he saw how it happened. He didn't. All right, I'll help you. Trump's assassination gave him great popularity surviving it.

[Brady]

And he saw.

[John Holmberg]

He tried to mimic that. If I can gain sympathy through a fake assassination, I actually doing it. I'll do it.

[Dick Toledo]

You might have a knock at your door later today.

[John Holmberg]

I believe you said something about my president this morning. Nice hat.

[Brett]

This be the one time you don't want to answer the door?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Brady, I know the weather's nice, but close the big door. As a guy who has the only non security screen door in all of Phoenix. Close the big door. Today.

[Brady]

Dude took a shot to the shoulder.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you got to take a bullet if you're going to fake an assassination. Yeah.

[Brady]

He was pulled up in an armored truck and these guys came by with two AK47s.

[John Holmberg]

One put one in the shoulder.

[Brady]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

And then they drove off.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And they took 40 grand a piece to kill the president or pretend mayor. Oh my God.

[Brady]

Two things happened. They found the fake, found out that this was a staged.

[John Holmberg]

Like Jesse Smollett.

[Brady]

He lost the election.

[John Holmberg]

He's the mayor. He's the. He's Justice Molay, the mayor of whatever say Apollo. And it's not too far fetched to believe you've been shot. In Sao Paulo, Brazil. It's a badge of honor over there on Instagram.

[Brady]

There's. Brett's seen a couple of those too. They show those guys going up and assassinating.

[Brett]

Oh yeah?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Just walk up and get him. And he lost. So it didn't work. He didn't play it right.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Dick Toledo]

Brett's are at like places with plastic furniture.

[John Holmberg]

What are you talking about?

[Dick Toledo]

The last one that he had was the guy at a restaurant where he came, came right through and plugged the guy right in the head.

[John Holmberg]

I wasn't looking at the decor.

[Brady]

Street markets.

[John Holmberg]

Sure, I suppose. Did they find out?

[Brady]

Nice mahogany wood.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. What kind of assassination? Like do you have to go to Restoration Hardware to kill someone?

[Dick Toledo]

If it's an elected official, you think it'd be.

[John Holmberg]

You have a better stuff? Yeah. Holmberg's morning sickness. The 98 KUPD. Holmberg's morning sickness. Yeah. That's weird. You're weird. He popped in for that. So did they know he had faked his assassination by election day? That's why he lost. Was after. Did he know anything about that. That lady. That were the unnamed woman who may or may not have put Coke Zero in a guy's gas tank. Are they more aware of it than you?

[Brady]

They're together.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Did he get a name? Yeah. Let's embellish. Did he get a name?

[Brady]

As a lady?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Don't make one up. Don't.

[Brady]

Big news, Kate. KFC is moving their US headquarters.

[John Holmberg]

We're one away from the worst place in the world.

[Brett]

Hey, man, you better watch that.

[John Holmberg]

One more camera could kick your ass. Talk about KKFC for man. I knew you crackers was going to push another K on me. Throw one more up there. I dare you.

[Dick Toledo]

Are you still going?

[John Holmberg]

It depends. No, I haven't gone for a long time. And it's not because of the amount of K's. Kkfc. We're almost home, boys.

[Brady]

They're moving their headquarters from Kentucky to Texas.

[John Holmberg]

They're dumping the cake.

[Brady]

Tfc.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Brady]

No, they are. No, that's.

[Dick Toledo]

They can more easily add another cave. Texas.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Yum Brands is moving that.

[John Holmberg]

But are they gonna kill the K and just call it fcs?

[Brady]

Nope, it'll be the Colonel. See.

[John Holmberg]

I wonder if it would. I wonder if it would affect sales. Yeah, still delicious.

[Brady]

Instagram's testing a dislike button. Could be a good thing. Disliking comments will be private. The idea is to push downvoted comments to the bottom.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. What's wrong with that?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Not everything's roses. Sometimes you say something people don't like and if enough of them don't like it, that's the market saying go away. I mean, it is kind of amazing that Kentucky Fried Chicken has had a, you know, plantation owner as its main guy and it didn't affect business at all.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, remember, he was aggression.

[John Holmberg]

He was a plant. Look at him, Brady. Have you seen pictures?

[Brady]

He was a colonel.

[John Holmberg]

He's a. He's a self appointed colonel of his own plant.

[Dick Toledo]

Have you not seen movies with colonels?

[John Holmberg]

I do believe Django Unchained had a colonel. Yeah, yeah. It's just. He was a plantation.

[Brady]

I thought he was just a heck of a salesman.

[John Holmberg]

He was.

[Brady]

And it went through the dress.

[Dick Toledo]

He's forceful.

[John Holmberg]

Sales. You want to talk about a heck of a salesman dressed as a plantation owner and sell chicken? If you can make money doing that. You got a hell of a product. And you can spin a yarn. That's a tough. That's it. Watch what I get. A Darius, for instance. I bet you I could dress like a plantation owner and knock this out, and people wouldn't even. Won't even bat an eye at it. You're gonna wear the little bow tie? Yeah, I'm gonna dress full. Plantation owner. I'm gonna go for it. All white. That's a plantation owner right there. That is not. That is not.

[Dick Toledo]

You can't do that, Harlan.

[John Holmberg]

No, Harlan, you cannot. Watch this. Watch. And I'm gonna open one in Gary, Indiana. Watch this.

[Brett]

Lines around.

[John Holmberg]

Lines around. The black boys. Told you they didn't care. See what Harlan's up, too. He's dressing like a plantation or calling himself a colonel of God knows what. And he's selling chicken everywhere. And he's killing it. That is an American success story. Beyond. I mean, Papa John had to take the apostrophe off because he slipped up once. Meanwhile, the logo and spokesman for years dressed as a plantation owner.

[Brady]

Another one that moved their headquarters.

[John Holmberg]

Papa John's.

[Brady]

Yeah. They had two now in Atlanta.

[John Holmberg]

From where?

[Dick Toledo]

Where were they?

[Brady]

I think Louisville.

[John Holmberg]

Were they. Maybe it's Kentucky's losing all of them.

[Brady]

Got a couple of Brady videos. The first one is Minnesota Timberwolves player Terence Shannon Jr. Had his jersey retired at the University of Illinois when he played college ball.

[John Holmberg]

Sure. Assume that of CDF presentation.

[Dick Toledo]

They retired.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. They just.

[Dick Toledo]

They liked it in Illinois.

[John Holmberg]

Here he is. Oh, and it's upside down like a Delta plane.

[Brady]

Everyone laughing at him.

[John Holmberg]

Welcome. Whoops. They unfurled it upside down. And they have to act like it didn't happen. That's the worst part. Well, that's embarrassing.

[Brady]

They're gonna keep it that way.

[John Holmberg]

Sure.

[Brady]

Next one's a little construction accident.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Got a surveillance thing or did he.

[Brady]

Do it on purpose? I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

A front loader there and some sort of dump truck. I don't know what that was. Was like something I'd have played with and I didn't know the name of. It's got a big front scoop. A lot of construction going on.

[Dick Toledo]

Right up.

[John Holmberg]

A whole bunch of scoops picking up dirt, flattening the lane. Oh, geez. I missed that. The other one did the work.

[Brady]

Buried in that.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, geez. There's a guy in there, and he just throws him in the bucket. Is he alive?

[Brady]

Well, there's his head popping up.

[John Holmberg]

He's trying to get out. They're gonna bury him. Here comes another scoop. Oh, another dude just ran away.

[Dick Toledo]

Why is he out there?

[John Holmberg]

Why is he just standing in front of that machine? I'll show that. So what? I got the surrogate pregnant.

[Brady]

This is my favorite Valentine's wedding. I've seen people look.

[Dick Toledo]

You have a hierarchy.

[John Holmberg]

Hierarchy. A couple of doughy whites.

[Brady]

Well, it's. This is now the. Really the first one I've seen that I'm like, this is one of my favorites.

[John Holmberg]

Two doughy whites exchanging vows. And I promise to be your biggest advocate and your best friend. I commit to sharing with you and seeing the attendant. Oh, the lady. The pastor. Pastor. Lady in charge of the whole thing. Threw up. I promise to be your biggest advocate. Cuz she just pictured these people consummating the wedding.

[Dick Toledo]

Officiated a couple of weddings, right.

[John Holmberg]

Not only that.

[Brady]

Well, after you got your designation, did.

[Dick Toledo]

You ever feel queasy?

[John Holmberg]

Well, every time I watch two people get married, I. I want to throw up. It's the worst thing you can do to your life. I commit to sharing with you in seasons of.

[Brett]

The bride would have done that. She'd fit in that dress better.

[John Holmberg]

But again, the lady just sitting there listening to her talk, she probably.

[Brady]

It's going to be tough to top, I think.

[John Holmberg]

And she. The bride was like my day. Not gonna even acknowledge the puking. But all she did was picture those two getting it on.

[Brett]

Oh, we almost did too herp in.

[John Holmberg]

Here and probably smelled all that cooking grease on her hands. Still, the sun is making her burl up. Oh, boy. F35.

[Brady]

This last one is pretty cool. It's F35.

[Dick Toledo]

Landing protection on this one, Brady.

[Brady]

Think it is?

[John Holmberg]

Yes. Okay.

[Brady]

Yes, I've seen them. All right.

[John Holmberg]

It's awfully close to that other plane.

[Brady]

Well, it's. That's Air Force.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's Air Force One.

[Dick Toledo]

Watch how it's flying.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Drops down for a land. It looks awfully little now too. Okay. And now it just kind of. What's it doing? It's. It's got. It's like a. It's like a Star wars plane. It's hovering. Yeah, that's not how this works. And it hovers right over Air Force One. This is an AI creation. You'd have to have the jets pointing down.

[Dick Toledo]

MSNBC would have been all over this.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God. They've lost their mind. I don't know. That jet is pointing straight down. But it does move kind of funny. Yeah, I don't think that's real either.

[Brady]

They got a bunch of Them different. I saw Instagram.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, wow.

[Brett]

Well, it's on the Internet.

[Brady]

Maybe that one looked a little fake.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe. It's so foreign to my eyes. It looks fake automatically. But that didn't look too real because of the jiggly nature of the back jet. But you believe your world. It's prettier. It's neat over there where you're living.

[Brady]

The old F35.

[John Holmberg]

Then they put a Coke Zero and sucked Skittles in there. They have a mug shot of a lady who has yet to be named. How'd they get her mug shot? That's what they're saying. Brett, what do you got?

[Brett]

All right, let's start off with a little road rage.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Do you have your laptop back? Yeah, I do. Another website. Brett forgot his laptop this morning, and his lovely bride came, dropped it off for him. I thought that was really nice. Did she go through it first?

[Dick Toledo]

Was she happy about it?

[Brett]

Jared's company laptop.

[John Holmberg]

All right, It's a surveillance of a car. Looks like it's backing up.

[Brett]

Like, jacking. You know, he's like, carjacking.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, he's. Oh, Jesus. Oh, my God. And hits. Hits a dude on a motorcycle right into the back of a flatbed. Oh, he got pinned between the back of a flatbed in the front of a Hyundai or something. It looks like he maybe tried to.

[Brett]

Steal a purse or something.

[Brady]

Mad cut off because he's delivering his Uber Eats.

[John Holmberg]

Of course. Brady made it about a food delivery.

[Brady]

Well, he's kept the thing on the back of his bike.

[John Holmberg]

His eyes are cold. That's right, Brady.

[Brady]

He cut me off.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. His Uber Eats were late.

[Dick Toledo]

The thing on the back of his bike is loaded with stolen goods.

[John Holmberg]

And the price for late Uber Eats is death. In Brady's world. In Brady's world with floating F35s, one fry that comes in cold. John Holmberg's morning sickness. The 98 KUPD. Holmberg's morning sickness. You will face the death penalty.

[Brady]

I know that.

[Brett]

He's either talking smack or he stole something out of their car.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't even see him. He, like, just pops up in the video, and then boom.

[Dick Toledo]

You believe the F35, but rosebuds?

[Brady]

Well, you know why I do? Because you immediately said I got duped. And when you say I get duped, usually stuff is real.

[John Holmberg]

That's not true.

[Dick Toledo]

Is that true?

[John Holmberg]

No, I'm just.

[Dick Toledo]

What?

[John Holmberg]

Okay, he's trying to defend that weird cartoon. He tried to. Maybe it is.

[Brady]

They have the. I know.

[John Holmberg]

The Harrier jet Yeah, but you see those things working. Harrier jets, like, fold up.

[Dick Toledo]

It's the Air Force One that gets me. That it's.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that. It's a foot and a half over Air Force One. It's like, no, it's not gonna happen. I don't think that's in a good flight pattern. It's got clearance of a clearance foot and a half. Why don't you hover that little bastard over the Air Force One?

[Dick Toledo]

Close.

[John Holmberg]

If you see how close you're getting.

[Brady]

Don'T worry about that.

[Dick Toledo]

Crashed into a plane.

[John Holmberg]

Have the jet pointed straight down onto it. Just don't think that they're gonna do that. No, that threw me off, too. I'm like, a little close to Air Force One. Isn't it.

[Brady]

Real, man?

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Brett]

And here's Guns N Roses. Like you've never seen them before.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Oh, no. Oh, guns and rose buds. That's a good band name.

[Brady]

1, 2.

[John Holmberg]

1, 2, 3, 4. There's a video.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, something's coming.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, God. It's a. I went from the video to a lad Butthole. That's real, Brad. Yeah, that's real. It's not really whistling. Don't fool them. It's not really doing the whistling. That's overdubs. But her pursed butthole, which is about to rosebud, is whistling. Patience.

[Dick Toledo]

They have a lot of these videos.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, keep playing it. What happens at the end?

[Brett]

That's it.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. What happens when you got duped? When Axel starts singing, does the other thing start opening up? Said a prayer. Cause I'm next in you.

[Brett]

Here's a pink Ey video for you.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, lady licking another lady's bottom like ice cream. Oh, come on.

[Dick Toledo]

Hey, Matiah. Next time you can just skip the.

[John Holmberg]

No, bring it. Every time you look at that nightmare, what kind of ad did she answer to get into this pickle.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, my God. Back page of the new test.

[John Holmberg]

By the way, neither of them look terrible.

[Dick Toledo]

Terrible. Yeah.

[Brett]

Until end.

[John Holmberg]

The thing who always thinks farts are funny. This one's for you, Brady. You love farts. You love your own. You giggle like crazy. If this happened, if you did this to Ronnie, you wouldn't be laughing for a month. Look at her face, too. She turns into bitter beer face, like a real one. That is horrible. Like what she's doing in the beginning isn't exactly great. She's lapping it up like she put peanut butter on it like a dog.

[Brett]

And then we'll just end with this little suicide act.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, no. That's like Some European country trying to save the guy. Somebody standing on top of a five story building. They got a ladder up there trying to break him down. But it looks like this wouldn't be a video if they got him, that's for sure. Oh, he jumps up. Oh, they hit him with the fire truck ladder.

[Dick Toledo]

Did he hit the.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that might be the light.

[Brett]

Jeez Louise, what a cleanup that's going to.

[John Holmberg]

As they came over to get him, he jumped up right before the ladder got.

[Brett]

And then we'll end this. This one was sent just for Brady, they said.

[John Holmberg]

I thought the fart one.

[Brett]

Well, it was, but this one.

[Brady]

This is the one.

[John Holmberg]

This is.

[Dick Toledo]

This is the real food or disformed body combo.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, maybe one of those wow sacks of skin that Brady likes to watch.

[Brett]

If you guys remember us looking at Brady's Instagram.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, God. Oh.

[Dick Toledo]

Breastfeeding.

[John Holmberg]

Is a woman breastfeeding?

[Dick Toledo]

What is happening?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, Lord. She's got that thing up like a boy scout canteen and she's going to town.

[Brady]

The things you search, search for on her, right?

[Brett]

You may lucked out. I don't think it's gonna.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, play, please.

[Brady]

Oh, please. Buffer.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, get that little spinning wheel out of there. Damn it. Come on, Brett.

[Brett]

I'll get it to play.

[John Holmberg]

No, the picture is.

[Brady]

That's all right. I get the.

[John Holmberg]

I don't. I don't know what. I don't know. I don't know how this ends. No way.

[Dick Toledo]

We need this one.

[John Holmberg]

This is like Schindler's List. I need an ending. Come on, Brett, make it happen. I'm working.

[Brett]

I'm working on it.

[John Holmberg]

Drop it down to 480 if you have to. Damn it. Oh, man. And that is a. Like, she's.

[Brett]

I'll get it to work and I will show you.

[John Holmberg]

Yes, we will. Everybody talk amongst yourselves for a second. We're having technical difficulties with the auto erotic breastfeeding.

[Dick Toledo]

She was quite the producer there.

[John Holmberg]

Most women have tried it. They're in a shower and they're looking like. I think I can get it. I wonder where that is.

[Dick Toledo]

My ex wife could have these.

[John Holmberg]

Could she have done that? Oh, God, yeah. Those Big.

[Dick Toledo]

At that time she had some.

[John Holmberg]

Hell, yeah. But they weren't firm enough to like fight back. She could fold them up like that.

[Dick Toledo]

They were about midway before they were given up.

[John Holmberg]

But you get it into her mouth. Yeah, no issues. She could have sustained her life for a while if she was lost in the desert. Massive job with her own milk. They were big. They were big. No question about that.

[Brett]

I have to have him resend it over because it's not. I'm sorry. It ain't my fault.

[John Holmberg]

It is.

[Brett]

It's buffering.

[John Holmberg]

Son of a.

[Dick Toledo]

What a great.

[Brady]

My F35 played fine.

[John Holmberg]

What's. Because most cartoons are pretty easy. One more. You can't click play one more time. Just. Maybe this is the winner. Oh, man, there's so much leaking out. And she has got a death grip on that with her mouth too. That can't feel good.

[Brady]

It's amazing.

[John Holmberg]

She's holding it like a book.

[Dick Toledo]

Yes, she is.

[Brett]

We try one other two hands.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she's two handing that beast.

[Brett]

Let me try one other thing. I'm gonna see if I could download.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not stopping until you get me somebody.

[Dick Toledo]

A listener just sent this one in for me.

[John Holmberg]

I know. I don't wanna. I don't want anything else.

[Dick Toledo]

I know. I just wanna kill time.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, this was. This is a great story. This is a guy who jumped out of his car and saved a. There was a seven car pile up over on the 60 and a car was on fire and a cop goes. And then an off duty firefighter had all his gear still in his car.

[Dick Toledo]

Watch the cement truck there.

[John Holmberg]

It's amazing. Oh, you got the accident.

[Brady]

Whoa.

[John Holmberg]

So the truck turns over and starts burning.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And then this is a great story. And the guy was on the news yesterday. It was an awesome. Like, he gave a. Like a speech about it. He broke down in tears. The other firefighter that's. That's there was just right. He was a little late. Got it. Oh, that's the noise. Yes. Anyway, let's get away from this beautiful human interest story and back to that lady. Good, good, good. Time kill. Good time kill. Boy, that sounds. We have to isolate that sound. Hold on. Timeout. Before you hit play. Before you hit play. From here on out, whenever we're short on time, play that sound. Get that. Isolate that. And if I hear. We've got to go. All right, this is the lady on her own breast. Here we go. Oh, man. She's not swallowing any of. Oh, she is producing. Oh, there's another one. Look at that. Oh, it's just shooting out.

[Brady]

Oh.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God. It is literally Canteen Boy, only it's attached to her chest. Oh, my God. Anyway, what a story on the 60. What a story. And that's what the lady had to put the fire out with.

[Dick Toledo]

Yes, yes.

[John Holmberg]

Her own milk to tie them together. For those of you interested. Oh, that sound.

[Dick Toledo]

That one's not.

[John Holmberg]

That one's weird. I mean, that thing's out of control. It's just shooting all over job.

[Brady]

Sor.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God.

[Dick Toledo]

Wow.

[John Holmberg]

Oh. One more time. Oh.

[Brett]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Just to get that initial sound back in there, just for.

[Brady]

Could you put the car accident on there?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Can we do. God, once that starts producing. Wow. I'm gonna throw up. Oh, my Lord. Oh, humanity. What a thing. Anyway, Brett will have that on his work laptop for a little while longer.

[Brett]

Thanks to my wife for bringing the laptop.

[John Holmberg]

No. Yeah, thanks to Matthias. Brady report this morning, brought to you by Matthias. Anyway, that was weird. That's your Brady Report. It's 98 Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio, stat. You painting.