02-20-25 - BR - THU - Natl Love Your Pet Day And Poll On Cat/Dog People - Poll Asks How Much Money To Quit Job And Travel The World - 14yo In Brazil Dies After Injecting Butterfly - BV Of Fireworks Mishap Brings Up Brady's Old Racist Artwork

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: February 20, 2025 Host: John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo

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1. National Love Your Pet Day & Pet Preference Poll

Brady Bogen kicked off the segment by celebrating National Love Your Pet Day at [00:51]. The hosts delved into a recent poll revealing Arizona residents' pet preferences:

• 44% identify as dog people.
• 18% lean towards being cat people.
• 25% equally adore both dogs and cats.
• 14% feel neutral or indifferent towards pets.

John Holmberg humorously remarked at [01:14], “I like dogs and I like cats. All right, that's not like kids. You make yourself sound like a real... the reason to hate kids.”

The discussion further explored the emotional bonds pet owners share. Brady shared that 20% believe their dogs know them better than friends and family, while 61% of cat owners felt their cats understood them very well. John cynically added at [01:39], “They recognize me really easily and I'm old... Eventually, they're [going to get food from you].”

The conversation highlighted the deep-seated connections people have with their pets, intertwining humor with genuine insights into pet ownership.

2. Poll on Financial Requirements to Quit Job and Travel the World

Transitioning to a more contemplative topic, Brady introduced a poll where 2,000 Americans were asked, "How much money would it take for you to quit your job, drop everything, and travel the world?" at [04:25].

Key Findings:

• Average Amount: $288,000.
• 80% indicated they would undertake the journey with less than $50,000.
• 32% felt they would need at least half a million dollars.

John Holmberg skeptically questioned at [04:35], “You think you're going to make it around the world on $288k?”

The hosts debated the feasibility of traveling the world on a budget, discussing options like Round-The-World (RTW) tickets and hostel stays. Dick Toledo explained the logistics of RTW tickets, emphasizing the need to “fly in the same direction” and “book all stops and destinations” ([09:10]), making the journey more organized yet still financially demanding.

The segment combined financial practicality with adventurous aspirations, reflecting on the diverse perspectives of listeners.

3. Tragic Incident: 14-Year-Old in Brazil Dies After Injecting Butterfly Mixture

A somber topic emerged when Brady reported on the death of a 14-year-old in Brazil who injected a mixture containing butterfly (monarch) parts into his arm at [14:11].

Brady detailed that the teenager grounded a monarch butterfly, mixed it with water, and self-injected the concoction, believing it to be a challenge inspired by a YouTuber ([14:20]). The result was fatal, leading to severe health complications and the boy's untimely death ([14:26]).

John Holmberg criticized the situation at [14:40], stating, “He's a number two and you're starting five. That's pretty good. Six and three,” sarcastically highlighting the consequences of irresponsible behavior and poor parenting.

The hosts expressed concern over the influence of social media challenges on youth, underscoring the importance of responsible guidance and awareness.

4. Brady's Old Racist Artwork Brought Up During Fireworks Mishap Discussion

The episode took a contentious turn when discussing a fireworks mishap video (BV of Fireworks Mishap) which inadvertently led to revelations about Brady Bogen’s old racist artwork starting around [11:43].

John Holmberg provoked the topic by comparing the mishap visuals to Brady's racist paintings, noting their offensive stereotypes and derogatory imagery. Dick Toledo joined in, describing Brady's artwork as "some of Brady's racist paintings" ([21:01]).

Brady defended his past creations at [21:16], claiming, “I don’t have the paintings anymore,” to which John responded with disdain, saying, “You threw them away? Of course not. No decent white person would.”

The discussion intensified as John and Dick recounted the offensive nature of the artwork, referencing stereotypical depictions like Asian ladies in "coolie hats" and Native Americans with yams. John lamented, “It's racist is what I'm saying,” emphasizing the inappropriateness and harm of such portrayals.

Brady admitted that his wife, Ronnie, did not appreciate the art, leading him to discard it ([21:37]). The hosts condemned the racist elements, reflecting on changing societal norms and the unacceptability of such content in contemporary times.

5. Additional Topics & Highlights

• High-Speed Chase in Indianapolis: Brady reported on William Pate Demires’ 18-minute high-speed police chase, culminating in his surrender due to the officers' competence ([11:59]). John Holmberg humorously noted, “At the end of the year, he's going to be probably about 18 and 8. That's pretty nice. It's a pretty nice season.”

• Usain Bolt’s McNuggets Consumption: A fun fact was shared about Usain Bolt consuming 100 McDonald's McNuggets daily during the 2008 Beijing Olympics for familiar and stomach-friendly reasons, contributing to his three gold medals ([03:07]).

• Judge Judy’s Debut: The hosts discussed how Judge Judy premiered in 1996, making it “27 years after the moon landing” at the time of the episode ([03:28]), highlighting its long-standing presence in television.

• Mulligan in Golf: The origin of the term "mulligan" in golf was traced back to a David Mulligan from Montreal, Canada, in the 1920s who frequently took do-overs on bad shots ([03:52]). John quipped, “Mulligan. Whatever you want to call it.”

• Fireworks Mishap Videos: The hosts reviewed various fireworks mishap surveillance videos, blending shock and humor. John Holmberg provided vivid, albeit graphic, descriptions of the incidents, while Dick Toledo and Brady added comedic relief with remarks on the absurdity of the situations.

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Notable Quotes

• John Holmberg (@01:14): “I like dogs and I like cats. All right, that's not like kids. You make yourself sound like a real... the reason to hate kids.”

• Brady Bogen (@04:25): “So the 2,000Americans pulled. The average answer was $288,000.”

• John Holmberg (@14:40): “He's a number two and you're starting five. That's pretty good. Six and three.”

• John Holmberg (@21:43): “They recognize me really easily and I'm old... Eventually, they're [going to get food from you].”

• John Holmberg (@22:35): “Everything before that was racist. If you're hanging it on your wall, it's racist.”

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness traversed a spectrum of topics, from light-hearted discussions on pet preferences and travel aspirations to serious conversations about tragic incidents and the repercussions of outdated, offensive artwork. The hosts maintained a balance between humor and critical commentary, engaging listeners with their candid banter and insightful perspectives. Notably, the reveal and condemnation of Brady's racist artwork underscored the show's willingness to tackle sensitive issues head-on, fostering a dialogue about societal progress and personal accountability.

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Transcript

[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady]

You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.

[John Holmberg]

What the hell is wrong with you? It's time now for Brady to give you all the news. Then only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report. Brady reported.

[Brady]

Good Thursday morning to you, Phoenix.

[John Holmberg]

Hello world. Hi.

[Brady]

Happy national Love your pet day.

[John Holmberg]

Every day is love my pet day.

[Brady]

Nope, just this day. One day.

[John Holmberg]

All of them.

[Brady]

In a recent poll on pets, 44% of people say they consider themselves a dog person. 18% more of a cat person, 25 equally.

[John Holmberg]

The rest don't know.

[Brady]

14% neither. There's no one on the fence.

[John Holmberg]

Unlikable human being. I like dogs and I like cats. Like, all right, that's not like kids. You know, you make yourself sound like a real the reason to hate kids.

[Brady]

20% say their dog knows them better than their friends and family. 61% of cat owners say they believe their cats know them very well.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know about that. I mean, they recognize me really easily and I'm old. I'm the. There's like, they know like 12 human beings total. So I'm pretty sure eventually, eventually they're.

[Brady]

Going to get food from you.

[John Holmberg]

Right. If the, if they ask them, like, do you know your owner real well? Oh, top to bottom. They would think they knew everything about me. But they don't know. You know, they don't know my.

[Brady]

He's the founder of Cookie Window.

[John Holmberg]

He's the owner of Cookie Window. And then he opens these doors and he puts up tree ball when I buy tree ball too long.

[E]

That's a great guy. He's awesome. I see him every day. We do tree ball and then I chase the ball and he gives us other dogs and Cookie Window. And then sometimes he tugs his horn right in front of us.

[John Holmberg]

He does what?

[E]

Yeah, he'll lay in bed and talk his horn in the Middle of the.

[John Holmberg]

Afternoon with you in the room?

[E]

Yeah, we just sleep through it now. He yells at us if we get too close.

[John Holmberg]

Are all the other dogs on board this?

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

Memory fails. Or it's just like kind of Ricky Anderson goes to the cookie window. Hey, I used to see a guy like you.

[John Holmberg]

There's times where I'm not sure they know that was me. I surprise them every once in a while, like, oh, you're here now. They. They know you. They. They know your habits. They know where you sit. Like, when I start walking towards the couch, all five of them go to my spot and, like, kind of sit there. Like, this is where he's going to be. Like, all right, all right, everybody clear out. Piles of dogs on me all the time. Love it.

[Brady]

Couple of basis fun facts. Usain Bolt says He ate about 100 McDonald's McNuggets each day at the 2008 Beijing Olympics because they were familiar food he knew his stomach could handle. He won three gold medals at that Olympics.

[John Holmberg]

It's better than eating that commie Chinese food.

[Davi]

Goddamn right.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

This is one right up your alley. Judge Judy debuted closer to the moon landing than to today.

[John Holmberg]

Today.

[Brady]

It premiered in 1996, which was 27 years after the moon landing.

[John Holmberg]

She's 29 years removed now.

[Brady]

It's 28.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she is. She's. Yeah. Oh, wow. And every day that it goes on, it's a little further away.

[Brady]

A mulligan became the do over in golf because of a guy named David Mulligan in Montreal, Canada, in the 1920s. He was the first guy to hit the bad shot and said, I'm doing it.

[John Holmberg]

Doing it again. And he did it a lot, by the way. In order to get the nickname, he had to do it every time he hit a bad shot. All right, Mulligan, enough.

[Brady]

Don't ever bet. Mulligan.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Not hitting another one, boys. Mulligan. Whatever you want to call it. And then the next guy came up and shanked one. Well, I'm doing a mulligan then. And it stuck.

[Brady]

Someone pulled 2,000Americans asking this question. How much money would it take for you to quit your job, drop everything, and travel the world?

[John Holmberg]

I just watch Gabby.

[Davi]

Not in the vans.

[John Holmberg]

Murder. Murder episode. How much money to travel the world? That sounds like a lot of work in itself.

[Brady]

So the 2,000Americans pulled. The average answer was $288,000.

[John Holmberg]

You think you're going to make it around the world on 288? Grant?

[Brady]

80% said they'd take it off for less than 50,000. 32% said they'd need at least a half a million.

[John Holmberg]

Are they the people saying, give me 50 grand and I can go? And then they have enough money to. Because that's. Yeah, you're doing some direct flying. Getting the hell out of there awful fast.

[Brady]

A lot of hostels, 50,000 backpack, and.

[John Holmberg]

It'S like 12 grand to fly to Paris. Round trip.

[Brady]

You can buy a round trip ticket continuously around the world.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you can.

[Brady]

You can. I think they still sell that. As long as you keep going. There's that the airlines will fly, like, continuous.

[Dick Toledo]

What do you mean?

[Davi]

I think they got rid. Was that the unlimited one? Yeah, I think they got rid of that a couple years back because some dude, like, it was like $250,000, but it was like a lifetime to fly.

[Brady]

Around whenever that was a lifetime one. But still it might be available around the world, but you have to. I think you keep going in the same direction.

[E]

You.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but you can do that no matter what. Same way.

[Brady]

I'm saying there's a deal.

[John Holmberg]

But why would you do that? You stop and change planes in Germany, stop and change planes in China, stop. Change planes in Japan, stop and change planes in San Francisco. Like, why not just buy. Just stay in a place for a little bit.

[Brady]

Yeah, you can.

[John Holmberg]

Well, then you're not going around the world on one ticket.

[Dick Toledo]

It's called an RTW ticket.

[John Holmberg]

It doesn't make sense. You're stopping.

[Dick Toledo]

Says you can visit multiple destinations on one ticket. You usually need to book all stops and destinations.

[John Holmberg]

So it's a booking thing. Because I was going to say, like, you're just going around the world, you.

[Dick Toledo]

Need to fly in the same direction.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, right. That's helpful to go around the world.

[Brady]

You're not supposed to backtrack.

[John Holmberg]

Right. That's not going around the world.

[Dick Toledo]

That's quitting price depends on the total distance travel and where you go.

[John Holmberg]

But isn't that just booking a trip?

[Dick Toledo]

Mm. It's like what we did in Thailand. We. We went to Tokyo, then from Tokyo.

[John Holmberg]

And then from there. If you wanted to fly to, like, Australia, you could do it.

[Dick Toledo]

Yep. But I think the reason ticket we.

[Brady]

Had and the reason packaged up, you get a better deal that way than buying individual.

[Dick Toledo]

Our flights in country were a lot cheaper than if we'd have booked them here.

[John Holmberg]

How much more flying with that son of yours before you kill him? Going around the world, flying. Where do you make it?

[Dick Toledo]

Flying's okay.

[John Holmberg]

You fly. You stay a week in the place.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, because we went To. We went to New York about a year or so ago together. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And. Well, he's still alive, but probably he was.

[Dick Toledo]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

But I'm saying. Okay, so you fly to Japan, you get out, you spend a couple weeks.

[Dick Toledo]

We didn't have this baggage then though.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And then. And then you fly to Bangladesh and then you scooch over to Europe. Somewhere around Europe, you kill him.

[Dick Toledo]

He's a better traveler than he is.

[John Holmberg]

A tenant son.

[Davi]

Because you got his ear pods and he doesn't hear anything.

[John Holmberg]

You wouldn't kill him, but you'd misplace him. He'd miss a flight and he'd be on his own.

[Dick Toledo]

I might lose him. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Nobody wants to do that now. I just figured around the world. It's just like a travel agent guy.

[Brady]

That was telling you Jay and another buddy, they went and they did the around the world trip they're gonna do it for. And they separated about.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. They played through. You're not doing that.

[Brady]

Trying to go your own way.

[John Holmberg]

I hate you.

[Brady]

And they ended up in a hostel, not knowing it.

[John Holmberg]

Together.

[Brady]

Together. The same one.

[John Holmberg]

Like the Pina Colada song. It's like the Pina Colada song. Hostile. They tried to go. And then. Did they keep traveling after that?

[Brady]

They did. They finished out. But they had a three month break to go.

[John Holmberg]

90 days to not be around each other.

[Dick Toledo]

To go with your idea though. Hostels, I think are just breeding grounds for murder.

[John Holmberg]

Oh.

[Dick Toledo]

It's where they all happen.

[John Holmberg]

Why would you do that? You and 30 other poor people sharing a bathroom. You're just cheap is all. Yeah.

[Brady]

The site WalletHub accused Google making their own search functions worse on purpose. They claim Google wants it to take longer for you to find stuff so you have to look at more ads.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

They say Google even did their own study in 2020 and found the worst search results would be an increase of people be able to. We got them around longer.

[John Holmberg]

What do you mean? Like bad search results.

[Brady]

So they make you go a little bit further. To use the Google search engine, you have to see more ads in order to be more specific.

[Dick Toledo]

So One World Travel alliance offers a bunch of different options. They have the One World Explorer which is a continent based fair. You can bounce around a continent.

[John Holmberg]

But that's what I mean. Like don't you just fly and land and then it's. You're on their schedule though.

[Brady]

No, you flight. It's continual ticket. You call and see. Can I get on this flight? You know, like you want to stay there for two, three weeks?

[John Holmberg]

But that's just having a travel agent.

[Dick Toledo]

You're basically your own travel agent.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Because around the world ticket, you have to. It has to be completed within.

[John Holmberg]

I don't want to go around the world is what I'm saying and sounds like a bad idea.

[Dick Toledo]

There's another one called Circle Pacific where it's an intercontinental journey to explore continents that border the Pacific Ocean. You can bounce around all the Ring of Fire. You can bounce around all of them. No, they're around the world. You have to cross both the Atlantic and the Pacific.

[John Holmberg]

Let's go to Disneyland. It's a Small World. It's the same exact thing.

[Dick Toledo]

No, they added the new song.

[John Holmberg]

They did? Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

You didn't hear that.

[John Holmberg]

It's a Small World isn't played it. It's a Small World.

[Dick Toledo]

I think they added a verse. They added a verse to it.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, for dei.

[Dick Toledo]

I think so.

[John Holmberg]

They have like a transvestite place.

[Brady]

Hey, it's a small.

[John Holmberg]

Not that small. I'm a size queen.

[E]

Hi, kids.

[Brady]

Let's talk about this skinned ride. It goes by Provincetown.

[John Holmberg]

It's a rosebud after all.

[E]

Mom, what's that?

[John Holmberg]

It's Tranny Island. They had to include it.

[Davi]

Tranny Island.

[John Holmberg]

It's like the Misfits. That's King Moon Racer and Charlie in the Box. That's Charlie in the Box, but not the box you're thinking of.

[Dick Toledo]

The new verse is, Mother Earth unites us in heart and mind and the love we give makes us humankind through our vast wondrous land when we stand hand in hand It's a small world after all.

[John Holmberg]

They sing that terrible. John holmberg's morning sickness. The 98kupd holmberg's morning sickness. My favorite one is when you go by Africa and it starts clicking and banging there. There's no real language, like you're just making noises. It's very racist. It's a Small World, which is hilarious. You get to those Asians and they're all in coolie hats and bowing to you the way it used to be. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, the clogs are good for.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, they use them for all. They have those platform.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. What are those shoes?

[John Holmberg]

Chinese guy shoes.

[Dick Toledo]

Those aren't where you. That's not where you bind their feet, is it?

[John Holmberg]

No, those are geishas. That's Jackson.

[Dick Toledo]

That's it.

[Brady]

William Pate Demires led the Indianapolis police on an 18 minute high speed chase last weekend with speeds into the triple digits. They ended up on Raceway Road in the neighborhood of Speedway. He eventually pulled over and stopped. Told the cops he was giving up because the officers chasing him were really good.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, they're trained for this hillbilly you wanted.

[Brady]

Wanted to be put an end to it before anyone got hurt.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Brady]

He said he took off because he had a habitual traffic. He was a habitual traffic violator and that he always runs from the police. And he's good at it.

[John Holmberg]

Not today.

[Dick Toledo]

Not good enough.

[Brady]

He goes my record. Six and three, though.

[Dick Toledo]

Six and three.

[John Holmberg]

Pretty good. That's pretty good.

[Davi]

Props to him.

[John Holmberg]

He's a. He's a number two and you're starting five. That's pretty good. Six and three.

[Brady]

He was charged with resisting arrest and reckless driving.

[John Holmberg]

At the end of the year, he's going to be probably about 18 and 8. That's pretty nice. It's a pretty nice season.

[Dick Toledo]

Not how you start. It's how you finish.

[John Holmberg]

You're not in the Cy Young, but you're talked about as like high contract value.

[Dick Toledo]

Texter says John, why the f. Are we talking about traveling plans? What are we seeing? 72nd, traveling to third world countries is banned. Why is this even being.

[John Holmberg]

It's true. We have talked about this. Toledo's no longer allowed to travel to third world countries anymore. Second world is your minimum. Now Third world is out. And we did the list. We found the map where the blue the blues were. Third world. And you'd visited two of them. Oh, for pleasure area. Yeah. The whole thing was just dirt. You want to go see Asians in their natural environment? Head over to the math department at ASU and have at it. Have you and your boy get a cup of noodles and just sit and stare at it and save you. I just saved you thousands of dollars. And evidently Brady knows about a Korean hot dog store over there in Mesa. So we got you covered. Richard, don't go bringing back the new Wuhan to us.

[Dick Toledo]

Second world countries are considered the former communist states.

[John Holmberg]

You can go to those.

[Brady]

Davi. More. His 14 year old kid lives in Brazil. He died in the hospital after the his father believes was a cause the.

[John Holmberg]

Kid did or the dead kid died.

[Brady]

In the hospital and the dad thinks because he was influenced by a YouTuber.

[John Holmberg]

Oh.

[Brady]

One of these challenges kind of deal.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

The kid ground up a butterfly, mixed it with water and injected it into his arm.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

Conditions worse and he finally went to the hospitals. Too late, boys. It was a monarch butterfly.

[John Holmberg]

But it isn't. Monarchs don't make monarchs. The bad guy. It doesn't really matter. All ground up.

[Brady]

Doesn't matter. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Flying Chance there's gonna be some talks and water shot into your bloodstream and some air possibly could blow up your heart. Because you know how they do that thing with needles where they pop that little air bubble out there, get the air bubble out. My guess is the monarch had nothing to do with this. It's sort of like, I would imagine if you put enough monarch guts in your gas tank, it might cause a problem. Monarch and water for sure, right? You don't want water in there.

[Brady]

Davi came into the hospital. He told the medics. He went to a chemist, mixed a.

[John Holmberg]

Butterfly and water, and the guy gave him a needle.

[Brady]

No, he. He got that on his own.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's bad parenting, is what that is. Your kid's got access to intravenous needles, and he's grinding up monarchs. You're not paying any attention to that boy at all. Get on it.

[Brady]

Got a couple of radio video.

[Dick Toledo]

Stretch.

[Brady]

Yeah. First one is, the people are dealing with the winter weather. It's another doorbell.

[John Holmberg]

A ring cam.

[Brady]

The ring cam.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, boy.

[Brady]

On the front patio, guys. Just leaving the house.

[John Holmberg]

All right, so it's bad weather. Leaving the house in bad weather. So it's icy.

[Brady]

Something we don't really have to.

[John Holmberg]

And unfortunately, people will see that on TV this week. Start thinking about moving here.

[Dick Toledo]

Go ahead, Brett.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, does Brett. You can't get it.

[Dick Toledo]

It's not connecting.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, boy. All right, can he get Brady's? Yeah, I want to see this guy fall down.

[Davi]

We want to wait for Brady.

[Dick Toledo]

It's a good one. No, no, go ahead. I'm trying to hit a good one.

[John Holmberg]

The weather is horrifying. They were showing clips of stuff over in Virginia, and It was, like, 20 degrees, but it was blinding snow.

[Davi]

All right, we'll do this one for.

[John Holmberg]

We'll go with Brett's first, and then see if Toledo can load up. There's a dude in an elephant. Oh, he's standing next to me.

[Brady]

It's a stomping.

[John Holmberg]

I don't remember this at all. Elephants going around the dude and standing in front of. Now they're face to face. And now he's trunk to elephant or elephant man to trunk. And. Oh, now he just decides to knock him down. Oh, right foot. Right in the center. Left foot. He's gonna balance on this dude. Why didn't even run.

[Davi]

He's doing the wobble now.

[John Holmberg]

Watch him push him.

[Brady]

Press this. This holds him.

[John Holmberg]

He's got his trunk around the guy's head. Oh, the full head stomp is. Oh, he's stomping.

[E]

Stampy's at it.

[John Holmberg]

Three, four. Now he's got his foot on his throat. Oh, every stomp is a little more elephanty than last. He is just clobbering this dude and he didn't seem to even, like, eat him. He's eating him. I've never seen this elephant's got him in his mouth, flipping him around. Oh, and now finally someone shows up to probably that guy going, beat the elephant. Oh, I love it. That elephant's got a big saddle. I'm rooting for the elephant. The whole elephant's like, payback's a mother. Yeah, you know, I don't want to work here anymore. That's the elephant equivalent of like a workplace shooting. Like, he just got. He got tired of it. That dude stood there eyeballing him. He's like, you know what? I've had it with you and your stupid stick.

[Brady]

I'm with the other guy.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's gold. What's this? This is a guy's ass. He's shaking. He's bent over a table of some sort. Oh, she's a dominatrix, right?

[Davi]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And she is hitting him to where his ass cheek is actually bleeding. There's no sound on this.

[Davi]

No.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God. She is taking full night stick swings at this guy's ass. I don't know what that thing is. It's like a wreath. Oh, my God. And it is. His ass is just.

[Dick Toledo]

It's like a horse crop.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. He's in underwear, but it is covered in blood. And so is the. And she's got like a gym floor. So she's planned for this. There's a cage and there's a back. In the back there's a heavy bag so she can work out man his ass.

[Brady]

That doesn't cause a fistula.

[John Holmberg]

It's not his butthole, though. Like, she's tearing his cheeks off and she won't stop hitting.

[Davi]

But this is the. Before this round started.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, she's got.

[John Holmberg]

Pulls his pants down and his ass is. She's pouring salt on the. Oh. Oh. She's got anger issues. She's the least of my concerns in that room.

[Brady]

I mean, where do you get that table?

[John Holmberg]

Where's the safe word? She hasn't met her. Her limit yet. She hasn't found this guy's ceiling. Where do you buy the table for that?

[Dick Toledo]

Because that's Fascinations would have one of those.

[John Holmberg]

That's a specific ass whipping table.

[Brady]

And then I'm gonna Google it has.

[John Holmberg]

Knee like braces and a place for your arms I bet you Justin Tucker has one of those. A special table for all the times he's gonna wreck your chair. All right. What else you got?

[Davi]

Fun with fireworks.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, John, it's called a heavy spanking bench, and it's 120 on Etsy.

[John Holmberg]

It's a real thing, and it's only 120 bucks. Yeah. What's the max weight on that? Asking for a friend.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, there's a couple different models.

[Brady]

Well, that guy's.

[Dick Toledo]

You can go 580 and it looks. It looks medieval.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, 580 is the good one. Step it up.

[Dick Toledo]

238 is a foldable one.

[John Holmberg]

And it's called a spanking chair.

[Dick Toledo]

It's called a spanking bench. Yes.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. For the whole family.

[Dick Toledo]

I also have some woodworking plans, if you'd like me to build one for you.

[John Holmberg]

And you're a woodworker yourself, Richard, So I will give you $250 to build a sturdy Brady sized spanking bench.

[Dick Toledo]

Done and done.

[John Holmberg]

The Richard for when Brady gets that fistula or Ronnie does and asks him to look at it. Because he said he would. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

A selection of binding belts that goes with that is 60 DOL.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's where they get you the accessories.

[Dick Toledo]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

Get the spanking table all you want, but if you can't bind somebody to it, what's the point? It's a picnic table at that point.

[Davi]

All right. There's some fun with fireworks.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. All right. We're sitting outside here. A shed. The shed's a dead giveaway that this is poor people. Oh. And it hit him in the face. And he looks like a Kardashian. His lips. His lips are the only thing that took the shot.

[Dick Toledo]

And they're just like one of Brady's racist paintings. Is what it looks like. That's what it looks like.

[John Holmberg]

It is Brady. If we'd have just shown him a still of that and put. Put delicious peaches over the top, Brady would have hung that in his house years ago.

[E]

That's a great ad. People are gonna want that.

[Brady]

What did you ever do with those jams? Sure am good.

[John Holmberg]

Holmberg's morning sickness. The 98 KUPD. Holmberg's morning sickness. Do you still have that? Yeah. You do?

[Brady]

No, I don't have the paintings.

[John Holmberg]

Where are.

[Brady]

I have the original labels.

[John Holmberg]

Where are the paintings?

[Brady]

Threw them away, I think.

[John Holmberg]

You threw them away?

[Brady]

Yeah. Ronnie didn't want them.

[John Holmberg]

Of course not. No. No decent white person would.

[Dick Toledo]

The cans that she doesn't want.

[John Holmberg]

Yes. Well, she. It was a racist art or My cans.

[E]

You make a choice here.

[Dick Toledo]

What is going on?

[John Holmberg]

Because that used to be the. The. Like the. The main focal point of your home.

[Brady]

Fruit labels.

[John Holmberg]

Every wall in your house had a horrible racist ad from the teens.

[Brady]

Not every wall, pretty much.

[Dick Toledo]

Were some of them at Porkopolis. Or is that just the Japanese?

[John Holmberg]

He has friends.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Namely one named John. That would have been like, take that down. We're never mentioning your restaurant if you've got these on the wall.

[Dick Toledo]

I forgot. It was just the Japanese.

[John Holmberg]

The Asian. Japanese fart people.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

It was still a little racist, but at least the farts made.

[Brady]

I still have that one.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's, you know, that's a thousand years old.

[Brady]

The artist.

[John Holmberg]

No, the art, maybe, but those weren't. And a thousand years ago, they didn't have like. It's racist is what I'm saying.

[Dick Toledo]

They weren't woke then.

[E]

It's from a thousand years ago.

[John Holmberg]

Then it's racist. Whatever it is. Whatever you're talking about.

[Davi]

From Tom and Jerry back, basically.

[John Holmberg]

Let's just go there. When did the Tom and Jerry era ended? Everything before that was racist. If you're hanging it on your wall, it's racist.

[Brady]

Thomas.

[E]

Well, it's a bunch of Asian ladies farting.

[John Holmberg]

How do you know they're Asian?

[E]

Coolie hats, bound feet. What the word Orientals on it five times.

[Brady]

Classic.

[John Holmberg]

I remember first time I went to your house and saw those. Horrible, horrible racist.

[Brady]

What was a white guy with a leather helmet. Football helmet. And he's got a yam. He's holding the yams like a football.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Then you got the Indians with the orange. Orange. Native American. There's a grove in Mesa.

[John Holmberg]

That'd make it right.

[Brady]

It's kind of cool. The labels.

[John Holmberg]

You knew what you were doing hanging.

[Dick Toledo]

Those and saying, it's kind of cool.

[John Holmberg]

Also country club. Racist thing to say.

[E]

It's pretty neat to have these savages on my walls, I think, because they're never getting in my house. Who's it gonna offend? Nobody of color's ever been in here.

[Davi]

Let alone in Gilbert.

[John Holmberg]

Exactly. You could have them everywhere in your house now. But there was a couple in there, though. And then you had the kingfish yams. Yeah, that was rough. That was a big one, too. That was some serious races start in your house for laughs.

[Brady]

Champs was the football player.

[John Holmberg]

Champs. An awful lot of stuff is what I'm saying.

[Dick Toledo]

He had so many to choose from.

[John Holmberg]

Walk in and the first thing you see is just a huge set of lips. And I think it said, how do you do on it or something. Something horrible. It said something terrible.

[Davi]

He's a Rolling Stones. Come on.

[John Holmberg]

These are great. Yeah, Mick Jagger after he was at Turks and Caicos for a week. And pretty. It was big. Huge. Brady, that's probably racist.

[E]

What are you talking about?

[Brady]

It's an old ad history.

[John Holmberg]

It's not. Yeah, okay, well, then just have a slave house, because that's history, too. But you wouldn't do that. Yeah. No one. Nothing. Your mouth was trying to form a word. Yeah, you were thinking about it. You want to defend it, but there's no defense of it. Was it funny? Yeah, because it was wildly unexpected, but. All right. What? All right. I don't know.

[Brady]

Do we have there.

[John Holmberg]

No, you're just. There's the last one.

[Davi]

I was waiting. This is how your people are celebrating Hanukkah?

[John Holmberg]

Is this the. Oh, this is a Jewish well. Look right there, man. Very hairy bottom and an incredibly hairy vagina. Oh, God, she has stomach hair from her belly button down to whatever that is. She hasn't shaved once in her whole life. Oh, it looks like somebody stomped out Oreos all over her middle. Please.

[Brady]

Oh.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, there's another lady involved. And now she's licking all the hair. Oh, my God. This is so.

[Brady]

I know why.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, God. Oh, it's like licking the. Oh, it's like licking one of Brady's posters. All right, stop. Yeah, there's another lady performing oral in the massive amount of hair. Wow. That is 4K. There you go in 4K. Yeah. It's high def clean HD on that. Only the best technology when you haven't shaved your entire life. Wow. All right, there's the spanking bench. All right, get to Brady's videos. Jesus. All right, here's a guy walking out in the cold, cold weather of his ring camera.

[Brady]

It's quick.

[John Holmberg]

He's got a big, long pathway. He's on his porch and he's about to walk out of there. Takes a step. Oh, hits the. Oh, that's a concussion. He's not remembering tomorrow. That's it.

[Brady]

Tua.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he's got the tua. Wow. Well, he hits that like an ice rink. Like the Kachuks were in his front yard. And put that Canadian on his ass.

[Davi]

Don't knock it. That looks like fun. You don't want people moving here because of that. It looks like a great time.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, we're envious of that.

[Davi]

Right down the sidewalk.

[John Holmberg]

Don't you just love ice sidewalks? We don't get them.

[Brady]

Next is Dr. Varun Dougal.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

Eastern Indian Chiropractor. He'll fit your tailbone.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, she's just all hunched up, and he's putting. Oh, he's doing the Larry Nasser. He's got a machine he's putting in her butthole to fix her back. This is a. This is where people in America go to jail for this.

[Davi]

They got those assassinations, too.

[Dick Toledo]

I believe they do.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. He kept her underpants on, so there's a barrier between insertion and machine. But he's still getting through. He's still getting through. There's some fabric inside of her that shouldn't.

[Brady]

Not done yet.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, he's getting both his hands in the crack now. Oh, he's got a. How bad does her tailbone hurt to go through this? Oh, he's ripping away on her tailbone. He can't stay out of her beat. Put the machine. I mean, you know what it looks like was when somebody makes buttons on pillows. He just keeps smashing that thing.

[Dick Toledo]

Frozen shoulder.

[Brady]

That's nowhere near the show.

[John Holmberg]

I had a. I had shoulder pain. And if any doctor said, let's take a look at your.

[Dick Toledo]

Is that the first thing the Core Institute did?

[John Holmberg]

No, no. Dr. Ali Raggy did not go. All right, your shoulders hurt. Let's take a look at that butthole. This guy.

[Davi]

Is this the same. Does that repeater. Is he just still going? Oh.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it is on a loop. I was gonna say, is she better or not?

[Brady]

I don't know. I think.

[John Holmberg]

Come on.

[Brady]

Here we go again.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't know if it was looped or this guy.

[Brady]

We waited for that.

[Davi]

The one video. That's what we waited for.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. We had to do sliding down the side.

[Davi]

All right, I'm going. Oh, that was good, though.

[Dick Toledo]

All right, 50. 50.

[Davi]

I'm gonna go take a lap.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Christ on a bicycle. No doctor's like. Well, the only fix for this was that bad back. Yours is both of my ex. My flattened pans going into your ass at the same time. I'm gonna go ahead and do this like I'm praying, and I'm putting those in your butthole. Why? My back hurts. You'll see. You gotta trust me. I don't trust anybody this much.

[Brady]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[John Holmberg]

And then I'm gonna take this thing and lean it on. You heard me, right? I said my back hurts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your back ends at your butthole. All right?

[Dick Toledo]

All things start at your butthole.

[John Holmberg]

Who's the doctor here? No, not all things start at my butthole. That's where everything ends. Horrible. What a butthole day we've had. That's strange. But that's stuff my sister would do. Not over in her coven. And that witchcraft she performs on people.

[Davi]

Oh, man. I got a couple more.

[John Holmberg]

You do?

[Davi]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

There's a. Oh, boy.

[Davi]

Here's some. I think it's surveillance video from a restaurant on the west side.

[John Holmberg]

Or in the world. Oh, Jesus. Just. Whoa. This isn't west side. Is everyone Chinese? I can't tell by the haircuts, but. Oh, my God, that guy's just beating type stuff. Why is everyone dressed like. Why is everyone dressed like Hannibal Lecter? Everyone has Hannibal. He's hitting people with tables. But he's got the white T shirt and the white pants. I could have told you he was crazy when I first saw this guy's.

[Brady]

Like, you know what?

[John Holmberg]

I'm.

[Brady]

I'm done.

[Dick Toledo]

He's the owner.

[John Holmberg]

There's people just.

[E]

Why are they.

[John Holmberg]

Why is the staff dressed like orderlies at a hospital? What's with the outfit? And they are just trash in that room. You know What? I betcha 41 days in a car with that lady. The guy had had it pull over. Oh, here's a truck on top of an Asian. The back right wheel is on top of an Asian who has most of a fence going through his shoulders and chest. Rebar. And he's still alive.

[Dick Toledo]

Right?

[John Holmberg]

So he got. He got. It's rebar. He got run over. And now everybody's just filming it because that's what humans do now. And he's now dead. He was alive for a second, but not anymore. Legs are moving.

[Davi]

He's moving.

[John Holmberg]

Head gets up. That's the last thing he does.

[Brady]

Maybe he's just resting.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe he's just getting his back fixed.

[Davi]

And then here's the last one.

[John Holmberg]

And final surveillance video. Cruddy country. You can tell because everything's too close together. And surveillance videos. Oh. Oh, it hit a guy. Oh, there's a kid on camera. Oh, no, it just backed over a kid.

[Brady]

Go forward.

[E]

Oh, get the car off grandpa.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that'll do. That's it. Oh, yeah.

[Davi]

Pick him up like that.

[John Holmberg]

Move them around. Move them around. Wow. Yeah, that's what I'd say, too.

[Dick Toledo]

Yikes.

[Davi]

I agree with her.

[John Holmberg]

Look at him. Yeah.

[Brady]

Oh, your delivery.

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Davi]

What's up, bro?

[John Holmberg]

Uber eats.

[Dick Toledo]

I think he's walking me.

[Davi]

No tip.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, that was my dad.

[John Holmberg]

One star. One star review. Yeah. Oh, that's your dad's dream video. Get it? That was Toledo Edelman. I didn't see him do that little jump up and click his heels got him. Well, there you go. It's 8:19. My goodness. A couple good ones in there. The worst one of the bunch was that hairy lady though. How does she not see a problem with that full smoky belly button to pubic region? It is a lot. Hey, she doesn't want to narrow that.

[Dick Toledo]

Minutes ago you were saying find your niche and go on only fans. That's what she.

[John Holmberg]

No, I did not mean that. You know what I mean. If you want to make money, nobody's going to subscribe to that except for like an electrolysis. I can fix that. It's the only, only comment she has not oh so hot or more. I can fix this. Here's my number. I'll do it for free so you stop making videos. There's your Brady Report. It's 98 KUP. Yuck. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.