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Brett Vesely
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Byron
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Brett Vesely
Okay, but what if he lives out of state?
Byron
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Brady
Really?
Byron
That simple?
Brett Vesely
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Brady
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Larry
You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you?
Announcer
Sun's coming up alarm clocks cry Coffee strong and the jokes fly by Tune that down don't mess it up It's Brady's morning cup Short on high but tall and cheer left so loud the neighbors hear Legs swinging low but spirits up Here comes Brady's morning cup Fire up the grill extra cheese bring that pizza stack it. Barbecue dreams mozzarella skies Breakfast of champions before our eyes It's Brady's morning come yeah check it up with Larry, Brett and Dick in the mix what's up Laugh til you smell Wake up the town best damn morning show arise Brady's morning gone let's raise it high rocking your morning til the day goes flying by. Larry's in the back with flower bagels and pretzels Fresh baked warm inside go on his hands wisdom in his guts Serving up laughs with the morning cup. Bread walks and smooth with that old world flare story so wild you gotta just stare A wink, a grin, a mysterious shrug that's the spice in the morning cup Mother comes into veto Wild and bold stories from they gotta be told Rough and charming, a rebel strut Stir in the pot in the morning cup Turn it up loud let the neighbors come play Rock and roll sunshine straight to your brain from sunrise jokes to late night dreams this crew runs wild between caffeine stream. It's Brady's Morning come. Yeah, crank it up with Larry Bretton Dick in the mix One love laugh til you spill, wake up the down best damn morning show. You got better plans, better vibes, better news. Wow.
Larry
The Brady's Morning cup song.
Brady
How about Good night, everybody?
Larry
That's it. Arizona's real rock. Natty Akupd Brady's Morning cup this morning. This morning.
Dick
Yeah, it is.
Larry
I gave.
Dick
I gave Suno a little too much information on that one.
Larry
That was cool, though. I liked it. What do you guys think of the bagels?
Brett Vesely
Amazing.
Larry
Yeah, that's a good bagel, Larry. You guys aren't just saying that? No, no, no, it's good.
Dick
You like my bagel, Larry?
Larry
All right, thanks. I was baking yesterday, thinking I put plenty of love in it. Put plenty of love.
Dick
Hey, hey, no problem.
Brett Vesely
John never brings us bagels.
Larry
It's true. John's probably like gonna be a little upset that I had some bagels here and he didn't get any.
Dick
He'd be. He'd be happy with anything at this point after his week. Yeah, any. Anything to change his routine.
Larry
Poor guy. I did plenty of exercising this weekend and in his honor. In his honor. I mean, I just. I was thinking, because I was thinking to myself, you know, going on walks and stuff. And I was thinking like, here's a guy that is like so active. I mean, so active. Basketball, boxing, you know, like he's constantly going self defense, you know, everything that he does and he is stuck. He's just stuck there. And I would send these little texts like, life's still sucking for you. Yep, Yep.
Dick
I asked him yesterday. I'm like, I use the colloquial we. I'm like, hey, how we feeling?
Brady
Yeah.
Dick
Meh.
Larry
Yep.
Dick
Like the ad that's going out right now.
Larry
Meh. And that is so not John. To get those right types of responses from him. I mean, usually you get something silly
Dick
or one word responses are rare from him.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, Like I was talking about earlier off here, I'm like, what kind of drugs you on, man? You didn't give me any. Because there's no pain it's just he has to keep his head down.
Dick
That's no pain.
Brady
Just.
Dick
Just red in his vision when blue. Yeah.
Brett Vesely
That picture he showed us is like.
Larry
It's funny. You and I did the same thing. Yeah, the exact same thing. I'm like, what kind of drugs did you get?
Brett Vesely
Yeah, exactly what you get, man.
Larry
Tell me about the pills. Nope, nothing.
Brady
It's one thing when you go home and you're like, I. I look forward to not doing anything now.
Announcer
You just.
Brady
You don't have that choice. You literally have to do nothing.
Larry
Right. You're stuck.
Brady
Yeah.
Larry
It's got something about both, like a massage table where he's sticking his face through, and then he's got, like, something set up on the couch where there's, like, a pillow that he hangs his head over.
Dick
Yeah. That he can kind of lean on a little bit is what he kind of was saying.
Larry
And I guess he was also doing the wrong drops, too. Like, he was. I guess he has, like two sets of drops. And he was.
Dick
One was antibiotic.
Larry
Right.
Dick
And the other one is like a cleaning or just a moisturizing one or something like that. And so he was using those without getting the antibiotics in.
Larry
Right.
Dick
And if he got an infection in his eye, it's game over.
Larry
Right. And so I guess on Friday, he had hit up the doctor and was like, I made a mistake. Oops. And the doctor was like, this happens all the time. Don't worry about it. Just as long as it's not infected. Does it feel infected? No. So hopefully it's not everybody on text.
Dick
No. He's not fired.
Larry
No.
Dick
Larry, be honest. You let him go.
Larry
Yeah. That was the next big.
Brett Vesely
We got a few of those emails over the week.
Larry
Really? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Really? Yes. How about that should have been Larry.
Brady
Well, you hear about other people in the industry.
Larry
You hear so and so.
Dick
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Brady
Just talked about one this morning for sure.
Larry
Yeah. And some of the texts that I. That I saw, some of the comments on the photos that we're posting online on social media, you're seeing. Didn't ask for this.
Brett Vesely
You know.
Larry
You know, you should. You should have just played Best of.
Dick
That's just.
Larry
Should have just been Best of.
Byron
Not.
Dick
Ralphie Wiggin, Mosul Simpson's character.
Larry
Worst show ever. You should have just played Best of.
Brett Vesely
Well, we talked.
Larry
Did you have to do that because of the Nine Inch Nails promo code contest? You should have just made it a best of.
Brett Vesely
We talk about that all the time, though. Some people are just gonna to. Because, I mean, you know, we could say we have Metallica for. For you, and it's gonna be a Mesa Amphithe, small venue.
Larry
Oh, you should have Slayer.
Brett Vesely
You know, I mean, like.
Larry
All right. You guys don't have the balls to put Slayer. Yeah, there's.
Brady
There's one or two that do that. Do that on purpose, though.
Larry
Oh, yeah.
Dick
Oh, there's definitely some trollers, but there's also just some unhappy effing people right out there that continue. Thank you for listening. Because you listen to us religiously.
Larry
Yep. But then there was something I saw where somebody said, I miss the days when it was just John and Brady alone. It's never been that way alone.
Brett Vesely
Not since day one.
Larry
Yeah. Right. In fact, most people don't realize that it was John and Brady and a girl that were on the.
Dick
People ask me for those shows all the time, and they don't exist unless you guys have them somewhere on.
Larry
What was her name?
Brady
I think.
Larry
Wow. How about that? That you remember. And then we had Bo Duran.
Brady
Yep.
Larry
Boda.
Dick
And that's. I told you last week when I was playing a bunch of bow stuff. Is that what you guys used to call Brady? Bo, Like Bogan? Like, yes.
Announcer
Third.
Dick
He's a third person.
Brett Vesely
Right.
Brady
And Bo was kind of the news guy, right?
Dick
He was doing promo. Wasn't he doing, like, promo? He was doing Mark Randall's job for a little bit.
Larry
Yeah. Yeah, for sure. And then he let. God let go. One of those situations. One of those situations should have been Larry 20, 23 years ago. It should have been him. Anyways, what should we do for a Wake up song today? You got any ideas?
Brett Vesely
I'm putting it together now.
Brady
Brett's got an idea.
Brett Vesely
Stretch. I'm putting. I'm putting it together.
Larry
Stretch.
Dick
Putting the list together. So.
Brady
Stretch.
Larry
Stretch. Well, I'll tell you something else that we were talking about last week off the air, and that was Brady's big fat wedding. Now, that would have been 2006.
Brady
June 6th, 2006.
Larry
So.
Brady
Wow.
Larry
So we're talking 20 years. Yeah.
Dick
Oh, yeah.
Larry
Yep. How about that? Congratulations on 20 years coming up. So the thing that was interesting to me is, you know, looking back at the photos and stuff, it was seether. This was at the celebrity Theater. Yep. Seether. Static X. The band Signs of Betrayal. That's the one.
Dick
I always forget. I always. Because I knew we had a third band, and I forgot we. We had the local guys do it,
Brady
and they technically were the ones that played, you know, the entrance music, and they're kind of the house Band.
Larry
That's right. That's right. That's right. And I don't remember much about Signs of Betrayal. The only thing that I remember about the band is there was a guy in the band named Skittles. It's the only reason. The only thing that I remember about that band is there was a guy in the band named Skittles.
Dick
Skittles was a drummer, wasn't he?
Larry
I don't. I don't remember. I just remember his name was Skittles because I like Skittles. Sorry, boys.
Dick
Yeah, memory slips me.
Larry
Up.
Announcer
Bloomberg's morning sickness.
Brady
And Wayne objected to the wedding.
Larry
Yes, that's right. Wayne Static got up.
Brady
I mean, we asked him to do that, and it's. I mean, he could have easily just said no.
Larry
Much fun. That was so cool. And you're the parents made the cake, right? Carson's bakery made the cake. And it was a beautiful cake. I have all these photos. I went through the photos over the weekend. In fact, I've got something else that we can play a little bit later on. We made a video that we played up on the large screens there at the celebrity theater. You guys had asked all of your comedian friends for marital advice. And so we put together this big compilation of this video. And I put, you know, back in the day. I don't even remember what. I was probably using imovie back in the day and piecing together all these different clips of marital device, marital advice from these different comedians. And put it to, like, some tool music or something, Whatever Album came out in 2006.
Announcer
Right.
Dick
Whatever one was then.
Larry
And I've got that video. I pulled it over the weekend, and I've got the video. I'm gonna post the video. I'm also gonna play the audio this morning. But just seeing Frank Caliendo, you were mentioning Joe Rogan.
Dick
I forgot that was Joe Rogan.
Larry
Rogan. Chelsea handler, Norm MacDonald.
Brady
Harlan Williams.
Larry
Harlan Williams. Like, big names, really big names. The Joe Rogan thing blew me away when I saw him on there. I was like, oh, my God. We had Joe Rogan before he was Joe Rogan. Holy crap.
Brady
It was Fear Factor Rogan.
Larry
It was Fear Factor Rogan. It definitely was. And. And Caliendo, he just looks so good now. I mean, he really was heavy back then. I mean, I don't there any other
Dick
late comedians besides Norm in that video.
Larry
Bob Saget.
Dick
Bob Saget.
Larry
Bob Saget's in there too. So, yeah, we'll. We'll play that a little bit later on. It's good stuff. You know today is National Tootsie Roll Day. Yep. You do.
Brady
Come on.
Larry
Yeah, you already have that.
Brett Vesely
Seriously.
Brady
Welcome to the morning.
Brett Vesely
I won't give you all the bouncing ball.
Larry
I won't give you all the trivia. Sorry. Excuse me.
Promo Announcer
Brady's Morning.
Larry
You know what? This is over. I bet you didn't have this.
Brett Vesely
Oh, if it's food related, I'll guarantee you does.
Brady
No, you.
Dick
You came.
Announcer
I sure did.
Brady
What'd you bring, ladies and gentlemen?
Larry
I brought a whole bag of Tootsie Rolls because I wanted to be the first to fill Brady's Honey pot.
Brett Vesely
There.
Byron
Nice.
Announcer
Oh, yeah.
Larry
There you go.
Brady
So you know what? Now I'm curious. I want to hear some of this trivia.
Larry
Oh, okay.
Brett Vesely
You don't have it.
Brady
Fun facts. No, no, no.
Larry
I'm surprised. Yesterday.
Dick
He just says the day of.
Brady
Yeah.
Dick
What day it is.
Larry
Today is National Tootsie Roll Day. And Leo Hirschfield.
Brady
Leo Hirschfield, he created a guy, he's a good one.
Larry
In 1896. And named it after his five year old daughter, Clara, whom he affectionately called Tootsie.
Byron
That was a ringtone.
Brett Vesely
Larry's playing sound effects behind it.
Brady
That's heaven. That's what that is.
Larry
The Tootsie's falling in. It was marketed as the first individually wrapped penny candy that wouldn't melt in summer heat. Over 64 million Tootsie Rolls are produced daily. During World War II, Tootsie Rolls were included in GI rations because they provided quick energy and could withstand diverse climates. And again today, on National Tootsie Roll Day, it will be added as the first candy to be filled in Brady's hunger.
Brett Vesely
Wow.
Larry
Yeah. Is that enough?
Brady
They tumbled in there gloriously.
Dick
And no, that's not a euphemism. He actually has a honey pot.
Larry
Yes, he has the honey pot here that Holmberg gave him. And I was thinking to myself, we need to fill that thing.
Dick
How many fillings have been lost to
Larry
Tootsie Rolls over the year that it didn't say?
Brady
Yeah.
Larry
But again.
Brett Vesely
Oh, another crown. Here we go.
Larry
Yep.
Dick
Oh, it popped off, unfortunately.
Larry
Was that enough of a stretch for you?
Announcer
Stretch.
Brett Vesely
Good.
Dick
All right.
Brett Vesely
Wake up. So long time. Brought to you by who, Larry? Because I was gone last week. I don't know.
Larry
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Brett Vesely
all right, well, on the list we
Brady
got Tootsie Roll up there on the list.
Brett Vesely
No, the 69 boys.
Larry
That's right.
Byron
That's right.
Dick
Forgot about that.
Larry
That was 1990.
Brady
Cotton candy something.
Brett Vesely
Late 90s.
Larry
Yeah.
Dick
Is that how it started?
Brett Vesely
All right.
Larry
All right.
Brett Vesely
Pull it up here. Hang on.
Brady
It's a zero.
Brett Vesely
I'll give you a little taste of it.
Dick
Vanilla Chunk. You used to do that one, I bet.
Larry
Hell, yeah. There you go, boys.
Brett Vesely
All right, hit mine. Hit mine, Larry.
Larry
What is mine?
Brett Vesely
His pot breath computer or something?
Brady
The Brett Pot.
Larry
This one. This one? No.
Dick
Are you playing?
Brady
There we go.
Larry
1994. Wow. Oh, boy. That's it. Cotton candy.
Brett Vesely
This is a wacky morning zoo this morning, you guys.
Announcer
Wow.
Larry
Yeah, it is. It's Tootsie Roll Day. National Tootsie Roll.
Brady
You just threw in your ESPN Jock jam.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, no kidding. All right. Other than the 69 boys.
Dick
All right.
Brett Vesely
Limp Biscuit, Making love to Morgan Wallen. Slipknot. On the list. AC DC Corn's Blind for John Day to Remember. Megadeth, Manson, Another Slipknot song. Drowning Pool, Butthole Surfers, Van Halen and Static X for Brady's wedding.
Dick
Oh, we also had Eye of the Tiger for John from text.
Larry
I like that. Static X. Man, that is so cool. Like, you know, what a band. What a band I got.
Brett Vesely
Or you want to play?
Dick
Yeah, I'll put it.
Brady
You remember his wife was there too.
Larry
That's right. And she was a porn star.
Brady
An adult.
Larry
Yeah, an adult film star. Yeah, you can't say the word porn. She was an adult film star. And the very nice sad ending. Sad ending, but what a band.
Brady
Then the guys from Seether last year, I had a pair of cargo shorts and they signed them. I have them in the randomly. And they basically drew a penis on the shorts.
Larry
Did they remember you? Like. Do you say stuff like, hey, you guys played my wedding? Do you remember that?
Brady
I did. I asked him, you know.
Larry
Right, right, right. Yeah, we did that. That small.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, they all remember that kind of stuff. Yeah. You remember that show in Phoenix in 97?
Brady
Well, Larry, I walked into the dressing room, they're like, brady, right? You're still married. Sure.
Larry
They all love you.
Brady
Yeah.
Announcer
Brady.
Larry
Brady's Morning Cup. Right, guys?
Brady
Let's see. Let's sing one for him real quick.
Larry
Yeah, I'm sure. Well, how about some Static X? We'll throw the Static X on for. Let's do it for the Wake up song. It's Brady's Morning Cup. Some Static X for you guys this morning. 98, KUPD.
Announcer
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This episode features the Morning Sickness crew in the absence of John Holmberg, giving updates on his recovery, reminiscing about past show and personal history, celebrating National Tootsie Roll Day, and engaging in wide-ranging banter fueled by bagels, nostalgia, and classic morning radio antics. The tone is upbeat, irreverent, and filled with inside jokes and local Arizona flavor.
John's Absence & Recovery
The team gives a candid update on John’s condition following his recent medical issues (eye surgery/recovery). They express empathy for John, describing his frustration over enforced inactivity.
Listener Reactions & Show Continuity
The crew jokes about rumors of John's job security and audience complaints about on-air changes.
On John's Recovery:
"I asked him yesterday, 'How we feeling?' 'Meh.'" – Dick (05:42)
"That's so not John…one word responses are rare from him." – Larry (05:51)
On Rumors and Nostalgia:
"You miss the days when it was just John and Brady alone. It's never been that way alone." – Larry (08:51)
On Show Alumni:
"Most people don't realize it was John and Brady and a girl that were on…" – Larry (09:03)
On Tootsie Roll Invention:
"Leo Hirschfield...named it after his five year old daughter, Clara, whom he affectionately called Tootsie." – Larry (14:16)
On Brady’s Wedding Video:
"The Joe Rogan thing blew me away when I saw him…we had Joe Rogan before he was Joe Rogan! Holy crap." – Larry (12:38)
This episode is a lively mix of personal updates, inside jokes, Arizona music and radio nostalgia, and silly celebrations (National Tootsie Roll Day). Even without John on the mic, the crew delivers their trademark blend of humor, local insight, and raunchy camaraderie—keeping the “Morning Sickness” spirit very much alive until John's return.