02-23-26 - BBTL - Break 4 - Brady Report - Larry's Cake Mix Story

Summary

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Holmberg's Morning Sickness (98KUPD)

Episode: 02-23-26 - BBTL - Break 4 - Brady Report - Larry's Cake Mix Story

Date: February 23, 2026
Host & Cast: John Holmberg (absent this segment), Brady Bogen, Larry, Brett Vesely, Dick Toledo
Theme: News, odd Arizona stories, and “remember when” banter, featuring the Brady Report and Larry’s infamous cake mix story

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Episode Overview

In this classic “Brady Report” segment of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, the crew delivers their signature mix of Arizona news, peculiar fun facts, and irreverent banter. Larry steps in for John Holmberg, and the team discusses everything from local lottery controversy to classic snack foods and viral animal tales. Larry also shares his unforgettable story about being accused of cocaine possession in his school days because of a bag of cake mix. Their playful, snarky tone, spontaneous humor, and the recurring “what’s wrong with you?” motif are felt throughout.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Nostalgia & Venues of the Past

• [01:20–02:12] Larry reminisces about a “Perfect Circle” concert at Club Rio, and the group recalls canceled Rammstein shows and the legendary Bennigan’s restaurant.
  • Quote: “Remember when? This is the remember when conversation. And as they say on the Sopranos, remember when is the worst form of conversation.” — Larry (01:55)
• Lively banter about long-gone venues and favorite sandwiches creates a relatable segment for Phoenix locals.

2. Brady Report – Local News and Fun Facts

Shade Solutions

• Brady plugs "All Pro Shades" as his go-to for heat relief in Arizona summers.
  • “25 footer in my house...added about 200 square feet of extra shade to my back patio. Game changer.” — Brady (02:46)
  • Casual, endorsement-style chat with Larry marveling at 20-degree cooler patios.

National Food Days and Fun Facts

• [03:36–04:28] The team celebrates National Tootsie Roll Day and Banana Bread Day, sharing personal snack preferences and fun facts, including:
  • Voices of Mickey & Minnie Mouse were married in real life.
  • Praying mantises are the only animals with one ear.
• Light teasing about Brady’s hearing issues and topical jokes follow.

Offbeat Historical Fact

• [05:04–05:21] Brady offers an unexpected fact: “One of the first legal slave owners in America was Anthony Johnson, a black man in the 1600s...”
• The topic is met with a brief, awkward silence then deflected with cigarette brand jokes.

3. Arizona Lottery Controversy

• [05:28–08:08] Brady details a legal tangle:
  • A customer ordered 85 tickets at a Circle K in Scottsdale but only paid for 60. The remaining 25 unsold tickets stayed at the store. Later, the manager bought those unsold tickets—and one was a $12.8 million winner.
  • Now, a court battle rages between Circle K and the manager over ownership.
• The crew jokes about what they’d do with the winnings.
  • Quote: “What would you do with $12.8 million, Brad?” — Larry (07:57)
  • Quote: “You guys wouldn’t know because you’d never hear from me again.” — Brett Vesely (08:04)

4. Tech & Online Privacy

• [08:15–09:10] Microsoft Teams’ new feature to reveal an employee’s real-time location at work prompts jokes about VPNs and—true to the show’s form—ways to access adult content at work.
  • “A lot of porn is on Reddit...Just Google what you want and type [Reddit].” — Larry (08:59)

5. Offbeat Headlines

Retiring Mascots

• [09:19–10:12] Mr. Clean is “retiring” after 68 years; the group recalls other mascot “deaths” like Mr. Peanut.
  • “Are they gonna put John Holmberg on the Mr. Clean bottle? He could do it. He looks like Mr. Clean sometimes.” — Larry (10:12)

Russia-Ukraine War

• “A Russian missile took out an Oreo factory in Ukraine.” — Brady (10:30)
  • Delivered deadpan with no deeper political commentary, in line with their usual light but dark humor.

Chinese Escalator Innovation

• [12:35–13:40]
  • Largest escalator in Chongqing, China—half a mile long! The gang debates whether they’d pay to ride it.
  • “I don’t need to go anywhere that bad. Screw that.” — Brett Vesely (13:25)
  • “But you’d ride it for a nickel.” — Brady (13:28)

6. Viral Animal Stories

• [16:27–18:19] “Punch” the macaque monkey in Japan goes viral for dragging a stuffed orangutan doll, with IKEA donating more stuffed animals to help.
  • The group is both amused and moved by the story of animal coping and generosity.
  • “There’s Punch with monkey.” — Brady (17:51)

7. Larry's Cake Mix Story

[14:37–16:19]

• Larry hilariously recounts being accused of bringing cocaine to grade school after students and staff misidentified his bag of yellow cake mix:
  • “They came to my locker, opened it up, tested it...you know how much cocaine that would have to be?” — Larry (14:58)
  • “The question is, why did I bring cake powder to school?” — Larry (15:33)
  • Turns out it was for home ec class—a classic misadventure from Larry’s youth.

8. Teachers Behaving Badly

• [13:40–14:37] Story of a Wisconsin elementary school teacher found using cocaine at school thanks to suspicious behavior and telltale signs in the restroom.

9. Public Transit Etiquette

• [18:32–18:52] Louisiana’s DOTD runs an ad telling people not to poop on city buses, to widespread mockery and disbelief on the show.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On nostalgia:
  • “Remember when is the worst form of conversation.” — Larry (01:55)
• On Arizona property improvements:
  • “It added about 200 square feet of extra shade to my back patio.” — Brady (02:46)
• Lottery controversy:
  • “I’d just finish my shift, take off my uniform, come back, and buy the other remaining tickets.” — Brady (06:54)
  • “What would you do with 12.8 million, Brad?” — Larry (07:57)
  • “You guys wouldn’t know because you’d never hear from me again.” — Brett Vesely (08:04)
• On finding adult content:
  • “A lot of porn is on Reddit.” — Larry (08:59)
• On childhood misadventures:
  • “They came to my locker, opened it up, tested it...that’s cake batter.” — Larry (15:58, 16:12)
• Public transit PSA:
  • “You really gotta say that to people? You can’t poop on the bus.” — Larry (18:42–18:50)

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Timestamps to Important Segments

• [01:20] - “Remember when” banter: concerts, Club Rio, Bennigan’s.
• [03:36] - Brady Report: Food holidays, fun facts, Mickey & Minnie, praying mantis trivia.
• [05:28] - Arizona Lottery controversy story begins.
• [08:15] - Microsoft Teams location-tracking & VPN humor.
• [09:19] - Mr. Clean “retires,” mascot memories.
• [10:30] - Oreo factory missile strike in Ukraine.
• [12:35] - Chongqing escalator story.
• [13:40] - Teacher arrested for cocaine use in school.
• [14:37] - Larry’s cake mix/cocaine locker story.
• [16:27] - Viral “Punch the monkey” animal tale.
• [18:32] - Louisiana's no-pooping-on-the-bus ad is mocked.

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Tone & Final Notes

This episode is packed with the Morning Sickness’ signature sarcastic, irreverent, and offbeat comedy. Banter flows easily between actual news items, oddball facts, local color, and goofy, personal misadventures. The environment is relaxed and collegial, perfect for regular listeners and easily accessible for newcomers.

For those who may have missed it:

• Expect classic Arizona nostalgia, bizarre headlines, some adult themes, and the always-memorable story of a middle schooler mistakenly branded a cocaine dealer—all washed down with the show’s tongue-in-cheek, “did we really just say that?” humor.

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Transcript

[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady]

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[Larry]

You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.

[Brady]

98 what the hell is wrong with you?

[Larry]

98 KUPD. It's Arizona's real rock and a Perfect circle. And it's Brady's Morning cup today. Actually just brought up to Bretzky over there. Do you remember when we had a Perfect Circle play over at Club Rio?

[Brett Vesely]

I didn't go to it, but I remember us doing that show.

[Larry]

That was an interesting one, man. Quite the place to, you know, outside to have a big show like that with a band. Like a Perfect Circle.

[Brett Vesely]

Remember they were supposed to have Rammstein there and they had to cancel the show because the stage couldn't hold all the right. Because we were. We were gonna go and we got the word last minute.

[Larry]

That's right. Wow.

[Brett Vesely]

Bennigan. Yeah.

[Larry]

Remember when? This is the remember when conversation. And as they say on the Sopranos, remember when is the worst form of conversation.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh yeah, 100%.

[Larry]

Maybe we should be having this conversation

[Brady]

I think they finally scraped that building. Yeah, It's Bennigan's.

[Larry]

Oh, yeah. It's super gone now. I remember the day, though. They had that great turkey sandwich. Turkey o', toole, I believe it was. It was on. It was on a pretzel. Pretzel roll. Pretzel bunny.

[Brady]

Mmm.

[Larry]

Rachel bun. Delicious. We got to do a Brady report, right? Yep. Don't we have to do a Brady report? Brady report is brought to you by all pro shade concepts and Brady. Tell me about all pro shade Concepts, because you got all those shades run.

[Brady]

I do. I have a screen and motorized awning.

[Larry]

Yeah.

[Brady]

25 footer in my house in it. Like I said in the commercial, it added about 200 square feet of extra shade to my back patio.

[Larry]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Game changer, Larry.

[Larry]

So during the summer, everything's nice and cool.

[Brady]

20 degrees cooler.

[Larry]

Really?

[Brady]

They say. Yeah. When they. When you hear that in the commercial and you actually experience it is a lot cooler. The biggest thing is with that heat throughout the day, your patio just heats up. Right now that doesn't. Because the sun's, you know. Yeah.

[Larry]

Baking away.

[Brady]

A lot of times that heat gets reflected inside of your house, too.

[Larry]

Sure.

[Brady]

It blocks a lot of that.

[Larry]

I should do something like that. I guess I should go with all pro Shade.

[Brady]

I'm glad I did. Yeah. All prochet.com.

[Larry]

beautiful. You gotta love it. I guess it's time Brady reported.

[Brady]

Good Monday morning to you, Phoenix.

[Larry]

Hello, world. Hello.

[Brady]

Happy National Tootsie Roll Day, Larry. That's right.

[Larry]

You got it in the honey pot there.

[Brady]

And National Banana Bread Day.

[Larry]

Oh, I like a good banana bread.

[Brady]

Me too.

[Brett Vesely]

Give me one of them Tootsie Rolls while we're here.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry]

You know what?

[Brett Vesely]

Pass me a Tootsie Roll.

[Larry]

Pass me a Tootsie Roll, too.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, Brady's reading. I can lose a crown.

[Larry]

I'll take one.

[Brady]

A couple of baseless fun facts. Thank you. The voices of Mickey and Minnie Mouse got married in real life. Oh. Wayne Alwine and Russy Taylor were married for 18 years until Wayne's death in 2009.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh.

[Dick Toledo]

Rusty Taylor.

[Brady]

Then Russie passed away in 2019. Gotta go. The only animal with just one ear is a praying mantis. And me. Where's.

[Brett Vesely]

I was just gonna say that.

[Dick Toledo]

Why's his ear in the middle of his head?

[Brady]

That I don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

His one ear.

[Larry]

You missed it last week. Brett wasn't enough. Dick Toledo sneezed in the other room and I said, bless you. Brady looked at me. Thanks. Because he didn't hear the sneeze didn't hear Rich sneeze in the other room. He just thought I was just blessed. Loudly blessing him.

[Dick Toledo]

I told him about you asking him. Hey, so what's different about your hearing?

[Larry]

What?

[Brady]

Wait, what's that?

[Brett Vesely]

Never mind.

[Brady]

One of the first legal slave owners in America was Anthony Johnson, a black man in the 1600s. He'd been captured in Angola and brought to the colonies as an indentured servant. Then he earned his freedom and started a tobacco farm.

[Larry]

Wow, quite the biz.

[Brady]

We got quite the controversy going on here in Arizona.

[Larry]

Say something, Brett. No, no, no.

[Brett Vesely]

I was just gonna ask what kind of cigarettes he was making.

[Brady]

Cool.

[Brett Vesely]

I was gonna say they're parliaments.

[Brady]

Jeez. We got a controversy going on in the lottery here, Arizona.

[Larry]

Oh, do we? Yeah.

[Brady]

No Cape In. Let's see. It was Scottsdale Road, 56th street on Bell and 56th street in Scottsdale.

[Larry]

Okay, I gotta get straight, because I

[Brady]

knew it was In Scottsdale.

[Larry]

Scottsdale, 56th Street.

[Brady]

Bell on. At the Circle K there last November, customer walks in and orders $85 worth of tickets. 85 tickets. Pays for 60 of them. 25 of those tickets are unsold. Stayed in the store. The manager.

[Larry]

So, wait, so he ordered 85?

[Brady]

Yep.

[Larry]

He said, I would like 85 of these.

[Brady]

I can only say.

[Larry]

Wait, I can only pay for 60.

[Brady]

Ye.

[Brett Vesely]

Go to the goddamn ATM.

[Larry]

What's the problem? So he pays for 60 of them, then they're left over. They're just.

[Brady]

They're left over. They're sitting there. Lottery is drawn that night, and One of those 25 tickets match the six numbers. 12.8 million. Wow. So the manager of the store comes back in the next day. I'm rich.

[Larry]

It's mine.

[Comedy Announcer]

I'm rich.

[Brady]

He put in that 25 bucks, takes off his. Finishes his shift, takes off his uniform, comes back and buys the other remaining tickets for.

[Larry]

Can you do that?

[Brady]

Ten bucks? Hell, yeah.

[Larry]

Can you? Is that where they were now?

[Brady]

It's being decided by the Maricopa county courts. Because Circle K is saying those are unsold tickets. That's. You know. Is it our money? Is it? Did Gal Litzka do a riot?

[Dick Toledo]

If it goes to Circle K?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah. He paid for him.

[Brady]

Right. Knowing, though. But. Well, is that illegal? Knowing that he knew that was the winning ticket, One of the. The numbers that he.

[Brett Vesely]

If he paid for all the tickets, he should be good. If he only bought the one, then

[Brady]

he bought the one.

[Dick Toledo]

I got a winning tick. Isn't the argument then that if you work at a Circle K, just print out a bunch of extra tickets, right? Check the next day. If any of them win.

[Larry]

I mean, you could buy it.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, you could.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry]

That is a good argument.

[Brady]

So they're gonna decide.

[Larry]

12.8 million. Peace out. Circle K. What would you do with 12.8 million, Brad? What?

[Brett Vesely]

He just said you guys wouldn't know because you'd never hear from me again.

[Brady]

You just hear Ricochet.

[Brett Vesely]

I'll send you an email. Yeah.

[Brady]

Microsoft Teams is rolling out a new feature in March that can automatically reveal your work location. When you connect to the company's WI fi, it'll your organization can see where you're working from in real time.

[Dick Toledo]

VPNs all I've heard about.

[Larry]

Just use a VPN.

[Brett Vesely]

So you get your porn nowadays?

[Larry]

Damn straight.

[Dick Toledo]

That's how you get your porn in this building.

[Brett Vesely]

In this state now, too?

[Brady]

Yeah, pretty much.

[Larry]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

It's the end of an error for Mr.

[Larry]

Although I gotta say, hold on there about the porn. I gotta say, another workaround. And maybe I'm late to the game on all of this, but I've noticed that a lot of porn. A lot of porn is on Reddit.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah? Yeah. A lot of listeners. I don't need a vpn. I just go to Reddit. Yeah, just Google what you want and type.

[Larry]

Yeah, there's a lot on there.

[Dick Toledo]

Good.

[Brady]

Did not know that.

[Larry]

I do that.

[Brett Vesely]

Get on it.

[Larry]

Yeah. I felt like I was kind of late to the game on that, but been noticing it lately. Been noticing it lately. Yeah.

[Brady]

Mr. Clean is retiring. He announced it. It's official. After 68 years. Since 1958.

[Larry]

Yeah.

[Brady]

It doesn't sound like he'll be replaced, but Procter and Gamble says there won't be any significant branding or product changes. Mr. Clean is just retiring on March 4th.

[Brett Vesely]

So he's still going to be on the bottles, right?

[Brady]

We'll see. This is, you know, like PR stunt of some sort.

[Brett Vesely]

Those wacky cleaning companies. I tell you what, you're gonna put.

[Brady]

I don't know if you remember the stunt that. When planters killed off Mr. Peanut.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't remember that.

[Larry]

I remember that either.

[Brett Vesely]

Apparently the apparently came back.

[Brady]

It didn't.

[Larry]

Are they gonna put John holmberg on the Mr. Clean bottle? He could do it. He looks like Mr. Clean sometimes.

[Brett Vesely]

Apparently Twitter Slash X is loaded with porn, so just so you know.

[Larry]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

Yes.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Larry]

See, I'm late to the game on that.

[Dick Toledo]

Browsers on Twitter.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[Brady]

This war going on between Russia and the Ukraine could take a real big turn here because over the weekend a Russian missile took out an Oreo factory in the Ukraine.

[Larry]

Oh, that's bad.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry]

Baked Oreos.

[Dick Toledo]

Baked Oreos.

[Larry]

I get it. Thank you.

[Brady]

In the city of Chongqing in China.

[Brett Vesely]

Close enough.

[Brady]

Morning sickness medicate.

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[Brady]

Fishertools.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness they just rolled out a new escalator. It's a half mile long.

[Larry]

Wow.

[Brady]

This city's built kind of on a hill. So this thing extends. It's got eight elevators on it and then stretches of the rest of the escalator. So you have to drop the level to get back on the escalator.

[Larry]

Oh geez.

[Brady]

And right now you can ride it for basically 4 cents. There's a little fee to ride the

[Larry]

escalator to Ride the escalator.

[Brady]

Yeah, I think they'll walk the stairs. Yeah. Or walk the stairs, which is.

[Larry]

Wow.

[Brady]

I mean, if you see a picture

[Larry]

of it, it's found a way to make some money. Oh my God. Wow. It's like a roller coaster. Oh, yeah, look at that.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't need to go anywhere that bad. Screw that.

[Brady]

Yeah, but you'd write it for. For a nickel for 4 cents.

[Larry]

Yeah, yeah, I would ride that. I'd ride that for a dollar for 4 cents.

[Brady]

There's a 58 year old elementary school teacher in Wisconsin named Laurie Lobenstein. She was arrested after being accused of using cocaine at school. So made an anonymous tip about her after they noticed changes in Lori's behavior. Specifically, she frequently went to the bathroom with her purse. Left behind bloody tissues with a white powder.

[Brett Vesely]

Ooh.

[Brady]

The principal shrugged it off at first, maybe because it's probably unbelievable.

[Larry]

Yeah.

[Brady]

But school resource. Resource officer took the powder to the authorities. Tested positive for cocaine. Police say she admitted to using cocaine since August and that she's done the lines in the classroom and teachers lounge bathrooms. But she insisted that she would never put her students in danger.

[Larry]

When I was in.

[Dick Toledo]

That ship is sailed with those kids.

[Brett Vesely]

I do more than coke.

[Larry]

When I was in grade school over there at Madison Meadows in Phoenix, I had brought, and I don't remember why I brought it, but I brought a bag of cake mix to school.

[Brady]

Look like Kilo the blonde or the white. Whatever.

[Larry]

Yeah, whatever. The white cake mix was yellow. Somebody told on me. They came to my locker, opened it up, tested it, Tested it. They. Yeah, I mean, you know how much cocaine that would have to be? That's pure, I mean, that kind of a bag.

[Dick Toledo]

Just how the value of it.

[Brady]

Right? Yeah. That's like a Kilo.

[Larry]

Are you kidding me? Like a kid, A tiny, you know, with that much cocaine. Give me a break.

[Brady]

I don't know if you've heard about,

[Larry]

but the question is, why did I bring cake powder to school? What.

[Dick Toledo]

What grade again?

[Larry]

It must have been like seventh, I think. I was in a home EC class and that was the whole thing. I brought it for home.

[Dick Toledo]

That makes sense.

[Brady]

Did you take it out of the box? It's just the package only.

[Larry]

Yes. Yeah, it was clear bag. The clear bag, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Should have put some all over your nose like Scarface style.

[Larry]

What's up?

[Brady]

Let's go. Yah. Yo.

[Larry]

And like the, the testing, the testing that you see in movies, you know, the typical testing is. Yeah. You always like taking your, your pinky finger and you rub it against your teeth there.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry]

And then you rub it on your tongue. Nope, that's cake batter.

[Brady]

I'd normally do A Wild World for this story, but. No, you're not gonna probably have the music.

[Larry]

I don't have it ready.

[Dick Toledo]

It doesn't.

[Brady]

We'll.

[Dick Toledo]

We'll prepare for that.

[Brady]

This is a heartwarming story about Punch the monkey. He's a macaque monkey.

[Larry]

Oh, boy.

[Brady]

And here's the joke. Ichikawa.

[Dick Toledo]

He knows.

[Brett Vesely]

I know.

[Brady]

City zoo in Japan. He's gone super viral over the past week for dragging a stuffed orangutan around his enclosure. Viral monkey. The zoo's website said Punch was abandoned by his mother at birth and was raised by the zoo staff. The stuffed animal was given to Punch to help him cope with the loneliness.

[Larry]

Go ahead.

[Brady]

There's all these videos where Punch appears to try to interact with other baby monkeys. And the older ones, possibly the other baby's mother, grapples with Punch.

[Brett Vesely]

Where's Punches down.

[Brady]

Chase them away. Maybe because she thought her baby was annoyed by Punch. So observers got emotional over the weekend. They said the good thing. It's good seeing Punch with the monkey and learning to cope, being alone and not having a mother.

[Larry]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Right. Now, the guy that donated Ikea donated the doll to Punch. It's called a jungle scene.

[Larry]

No, Bring it up.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh.

[Brady]

Which is available for 20 bucks in the stores that you can get on the IKEA website. There it is. There's Punch with monkey.

[Larry]

Punch the monkey.

[Brady]

Last week, the president of IKEA visited the zoo and donated a bundle of stuffed animals for the. For Punch and other animals at the facility.

[Larry]

Lovely. Just lovely. How's it going?

[Brady]

Punch is making progress. As you said.

[Brett Vesely]

Single moms raising kids.

[Dick Toledo]

You know, we lost bread a little bit ago.

[Brady]

Louisiana's Department of Transportation is being mocked online for an ad telling people they're not allowed to poop on the city buses.

[Larry]

Oh, no.

[Brady]

The city immediately.

[Larry]

You really. You really got to say that to people?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry]

Really gotta tell people because a lot

[Brady]

of people are pooping on the bus.

[Larry]

You can't poop on the bus.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry]

Doesn't work like that here.

[Brady]

So they pulled it down good. Got the word out. Wow.

[Larry]

Is that it?

[Brady]

That's it. Lare.

[Larry]

Oh, my God.

[Brett Vesely]

Where's your videos?

[Brady]

You have any videos? I don't have any.

[Brett Vesely]

You do.

[Larry]

Yeah, of course.

[Dick Toledo]

Buckle up, Larry.

[Larry]

I'm scared.

[Brett Vesely]

Now.

[Dick Toledo]

You've seen a couple of them, but now you get.

[Larry]

Do I just pop this back up again? Oh, boy.

[Brett Vesely]

These aren't too bad. These Are. These are a little mild, but we'll be.

[Larry]

What do you got for us, Brett?

[Brett Vesely]

There's a guy jumping off a high dive.

[Brady]

Homemade cybertruck.

[Larry]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

Hyper extension.

[Larry]

I think that's a break also.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, one more time.

[Larry]

No, thank you.

[Dick Toledo]

And he's stuck there.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah. All right, there's some wrestling action for you.

[Larry]

What is this?

[Brady]

Little lap dance.

[Larry]

Is something bad gonna happen?

[Brett Vesely]

No, not too bad.

[Larry]

Is that a woman? Somebody driving from the back, jumps up behind him and slams him from the back in the middle of the little dance tease.

[Brett Vesely]

This one's for John. You're gonna. You're gonna have to. You're gonna have to do the play by play on this.

[Larry]

I don't know. You can watch.

[Brett Vesely]

This is for John.

[Larry]

So she's doing an eye wash. She's.

[Brett Vesely]

You're an eye wash, by the way. No. Oh, no, no, no.

[Larry]

So this woman is pouring a cup full of what looks like double.

[Brady]

Double shots for the eye.

[Larry]

Is there any audio to this?

[Brady]

A shot glass? Some of these don't.

[Larry]

Okay.

[Brady]

And so she's got the shots looking into the urine.

[Larry]

And what does that do? What is the benefit of that? Dry your eyes lightly, palming gently, place your hands over your eyes and rub the urine into your eyeballs. Fun.

[Brady]

Now they look completely bloodshot.

[Brett Vesely]

Look at how great they look now.

[Larry]

Yep.

[Brett Vesely]

Clears up the red for more detail details. And we'll just finish this off to the hospital.

[Brady]

Does that help with the phones?

[Larry]

I don't need to play by play.

[Brady]

She's backing up into a giant gong.

[Larry]

Come on. Come on, Brett. You know you can find that on Reddit.

[Brady]

I'm sure.

[Larry]

Just letting you know. Geez Louise, you guys get away with this crap.

[Brett Vesely]

Let's get a play by play. Larry, you're filling in. Let's do this.

[Larry]

I mean, she's being filled in. Is going on. That's the play by play. Sound off again. It's off.

[Brady]

Yes. Why?

[Larry]

Because that's the best part, I'm afraid. There's something.

[Brett Vesely]

Let's play this again.

[Larry]

What are you gonna be screamed here?

[Brett Vesely]

Wrecking it. There we go.

[Larry]

No. Wow.

[Brady]

All right.

[Brett Vesely]

Wait for the pull out, then I now turn the sound on.

[Brady]

Yeah, I'm better than this.

[Larry]

All right, we'll finish with that.

[Brett Vesely]

This is. Jesus.

[Larry]

All finished.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, we're done. She was too.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Larry]

Apparently. That's your Brady report.

[Dick Toledo]

Guadalupe replay coming up.

[Larry]

Guadalupe replay coming up. Tune in for that. I don't know why you would. After just. Yeah, after that. It's Brady's morning cup. Here on 98K UPD, Arizona's most powerful,

[Brady]

powerful rock radio station.

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[Brady]

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