Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode Summary: February 24, 2025
Title: Entertainment Drill - MON - OJ's Bible Up For Auction Signed By Robert Kardashian - Top Ten Comedies That Are Funny Start To Finish

Introduction On the February 24, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, host John Holmberg, alongside his co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, delved into a variety of engaging topics ranging from celebrity auctions to the latest in social media and entertainment. This episode, titled "Entertainment Drill," showcased the trio's signature blend of humor, critical analysis, and lively discussion.

1. Celebrity Auction: OJ Simpson’s Bible Signed by Robert Kardashian

The segment kicked off with a discussion about a high-profile celebrity auction involving OJ Simpson’s personal Bible, an item of significant sentimental and historical value. Larry introduced the topic, drawing parallels to the infamous OJ Simpson case.

• Larry: "We talked about it a little bit last week. There's another celebrity auction potentially compared to OJ Simpson." (02:58)

John Holmberg expressed his skepticism and pointed out the complexities surrounding the auction, especially with potential legal objections from OJ’s children that might prolong the process.

• John: "Fine, as long as my bids are in. But I've waited this long." (03:04)

The Bible, adorned with a heartfelt note from Robert Kardashian, depicted a poignant moment during OJ’s infamous Bronco chase, revealing personal sentiments meant to offer solace and guidance.

• Larry: "It says, 'You open it up on the COVID says, read this book every day. God has a definite plan for your life. You are his child and he will use you again. I love you and God loves you.'" (03:29-03:50)

The conversation took a critical turn as John challenged the notion of "God's plan" in the context of OJ Simpson's actions, questioning the morality and implications of attributing such events to divine intent.

• John: "What is that? Did you just swish a poop toy out of your butthole into another guy? Okay, I'm out. Blackjack." (05:19-05:30)

This intense debate highlighted the hosts' willingness to confront controversial topics head-on, providing listeners with a deep dive into the complexities of celebrity legacies and legal battles.

2. Social Media Shake-Up: Taylor Swift Loses Instagram Followers

Transitioning from legal drama to the realm of social media, Larry reported on a significant shift in Taylor Swift's Instagram following post-Super Bowl.

• Larry: "There's big news that Taylor Swift had lost some Instagram followers since the Super Bowl. She lost 144,000 followers." (05:19)

John Holmberg responded with a mix of disbelief and sarcasm, downplaying the impact of the loss given Swift's massive follower base.

• John: "She's got just above 200 million followers. She's okay." (05:45)

Bruce Vesely added humor to the discussion, suggesting that the followers loss would only become noteworthy if it reached astronomical numbers.

• Bruce: "When she loses 100 million, then call us." (06:03)

This segment underscored the hosts' ability to balance serious reporting with lighthearted commentary, keeping the conversation both informative and entertaining.

3. Legal Turmoil: Diddy’s Attorney Withdraws from Legal Team

The show then pivoted to the legal world, focusing on Sean "Diddy" Combs' legal challenges as Larry shared breaking news about his attorney.

• Larry: "One of Diddy's attorneys filed a motion to be removed from his legal team." (06:13)

John Holmberg speculated on the reasons behind the attorney's sudden withdrawal, hinting at possible undisclosed complications.

• John: "Because he knows something. Did he rape him?" (06:26)

Larry clarified the situation, naming Tony Rico as the attorney stepping down.

• Larry: "Tony Rico is out." (06:26)

John did not shy away from expressing frustration over the legal maneuvering, emphasizing the unpredictability and drama often seen in high-profile cases.

• John: "If Tony Rico's bailing out of the courtroom, what did he see?" (06:28)

This discussion provided listeners with insights into the volatile nature of legal battles involving celebrities, highlighting the intersection of law and fame.

4. Entertainment Spotlight: MovieWeb’s Top Ten Comedies

Shifting gears to lighter content, the hosts reviewed MovieWeb.com's latest ranking of the top ten comedies that are "funny from start to finish."

• Larry: "MovieWeb.com ranked the comedies top 10 comedies that are funny from start to finish." (06:57)

The conversation quickly became animated as John challenged the inclusion of certain films, leading to a spirited debate about comedic merit.

• John: "The original Hangover." (07:07)
• Bruce: "Yeah." (07:09)
• Larry: "Anchorman's in there. Number four. I'll give you the start. Number ten. Pop star. Never stop. Never Stopping." (07:12-07:26)

John criticized the list for including films he felt were overrated, such as Anchorman and the Eurovision Song Contest parody, while Lori and Bruce defended some choices, like Blazing Saddles and Monty Python’s The Holy Grail.

• John: "I loved that. But you have to be a super fan of Al Yankovic. It's not great. Otherwise." (08:07)
• Larry: "But I thought, you know, you mentioned Hangover." (08:46)
• Bruce: "The hangover sequels were pretty much ruined. At least three. Especially three." (08:52)

The debate highlighted differing perspectives on what constitutes genuine comedic brilliance, showcasing the hosts' diverse tastes and willingness to engage in friendly contention.

Conclusion

As the episode drew to a close, John Holmberg wrapped up the discussions with his characteristic flair, reminding listeners of the show's dynamic nature and the team's commitment to delivering engaging content each morning.

• John: "You guys have yourselves a glorious Monday, and we'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning sickness." (09:13)

The episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness provided a robust mix of entertainment, critical analysis, and humor, ensuring listeners were both informed and entertained. From dissecting celebrity auctions and legal dramas to debating the merits of top comedies, John and his co-hosts delivered a comprehensive and captivating show that resonated with a broad audience.

Notable Quotes:

• Larry: "We talked about it a little bit last week. There's another celebrity auction potentially compared to OJ Simpson." (02:58)
• John: "What is that? Did you just swish a poop toy out of your butthole into another guy? Okay, I'm out. Blackjack." (05:19)
• John: "She's got just above 200 million followers. She's okay." (05:45)
• Bruce: "When she loses 100 million, then call us." (06:03)
• John: "Because he knows something. Did he rape him?" (06:26)
• John: "The original Hangover." (07:07)
• John: "You guys have yourselves a glorious Monday, and we'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning sickness." (09:13)

This episode exemplified Holmberg's Morning Sickness dedication to delivering a blend of serious topics and lighthearted banter, making it a staple for Arizona's morning listeners.