Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Release Date: February 25, 2025
Host: John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Station: 98 KUPD | Hubbard Radio

1. Protecting Inheritance During Divorce

Timestamp: [00:33 - 04:46]

Brady Bogen delves into the complexities of how inheritances are treated in divorce proceedings. He emphasizes that inheritances are generally considered separate property and are not subject to division during a divorce, provided they are kept separate from marital assets. Brady states, "Inheritance is generally not considered marital property... it's considered separate property and is usually not subject to division during a divorce" (00:33).

He further explains the importance of maintaining the separation of inherited funds. "If the person who got the inheritance says, I'm gonna start my own account, they're walking away from you. They're getting out" (02:22). Brady warns that commingling inheritance with marital assets can convert it into community property, jeopardizing its protected status. He advises listeners to consult with a lawyer to safeguard their inheritances, especially in the absence of a prenuptial agreement.

2. Food and Culture

a. National Clam Chowder Day

Timestamp: [04:46 - 06:09]

The team celebrates National Clam Chowder Day, sparking a lively debate about regional variations. Brady asks, "Boston or San Fran?" (04:54), prompting a discussion on the differences between New England and Manhattan clam chowders. The group humorously critiques the Manhattan version, describing it as "all orange and it was in a bowl of bread... like tomato soup with potatoes and clams" (05:35). They express a preference for the creamy New England style, highlighting local favorites in Des Moines.

b. National Pasta Sauce Month

Timestamp: [09:44 - 12:30]

Celebrating March as National Pasta Sauce Month, the hosts discuss Instacart's data on America's favorite pasta sauces and the states with the highest consumption. "Iowa leads the way with the most obsessed with pasta sauce," notes Brady (10:04). They joke about the influence of Italian culture in states like Iowa, Wisconsin, and West Virginia, associating high sauce consumption with traditional Italian communities. The conversation includes humorous remarks about farming and the potential for increasing tomato cultivation in Iowa to boost sauce production.

3. Animal Intelligence

a. Crows Holding Grudges

Timestamp: [05:57 - 06:52]

An intriguing segment shares research from the University of Washington, revealing that crows can hold grudges against specific individuals for up to 17 years. Brady humorously relates this to personal experiences, saying, "I'm convinced that Spike Owen and perhaps Mark Langston and maybe great Mariners Ken Griffey Jr. had wronged a crow once" (06:09). This leads to amusing anecdotes about encounters with aggressive crows, highlighting their remarkable memory and social intelligence.

b. Chimps' Poop-Throwing Ability

Timestamp: [08:04 - 09:44]

The discussion shifts to whether a chimp's ability to throw poop is indicative of intelligence. Brady skeptically remarks, "It's a sign of having a rock and arm. That's all" (08:09), dismissing the notion that this behavior reflects higher cognitive abilities. The hosts engage in a playful debate, concluding that throwing poop is more about physical capability than intelligence, with Brady humorously asserting, "All four of us could go down and grab a pile of arpu and one of us is going to throw it further. It doesn't make that guy the smartest one" (08:34).

4. Historical Tidbit: The Holy Roman Empire

Timestamp: [06:59 - 08:02]

A surprising historical fact is shared: the Holy Roman Empire was dissolved in 1806, meaning there were three decades where both the Holy Roman Empire and the United States coexisted. Brady questions, "Isn't that Holy Roman Empire? Shouldn't that have been dodged by that point?" (07:13). The hosts humorously speculate about the lingering presence of the Holy Roman Empire, with Brady sarcastically noting, "You just don't know about it yet. Oh, poor Mrs. West." This segment blends historical trivia with the show's characteristic humor.

5. Addiction and Justice

a. Candy Crush Addiction Case

Timestamp: [12:50 - 14:16]

The podcast covers a legal case involving a British woman addicted to Candy Crush, allegedly triggered by the medication ropinirol prescribed for restless leg syndrome. Brady sarcastically comments, "Man, they basically made her one windy day away from being a constant orgasm" (13:58), highlighting the absurdity of the situation. The court ruled that the medication caused her addiction, awarding her $215,000 in damages. The hosts mockingly suggest alternatives, such as prescribing Ozempic, adding to the comedic tone of the discussion.

b. Exonerated Inmate Gordon Cordero

Timestamp: [14:16 - 16:40]

Gordon Cordero, a 51-year-old man from Hawaii, was exonerated after 30 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, thanks to DNA evidence. Brady narrates, "He was convicted of killing a guy in 1994 over a drug deal gone bad. But he always maintained his innocence and DNA evidence finally cleared him" (14:16). The conversation touches on his adjustment to life outside prison, including encountering the prevalence of smartphones, which he found overwhelming compared to his time behind bars. The hosts reflect on the justice system, joking about the irony of his freedom and the initial conviction.

c. Kim Kardashian's Misposting Incident

Timestamp: [16:36 - 17:36]

A mishap involving Kim Kardashian is discussed, where she mistakenly posted a picture of the wrong individual associated with the Innocence Project. Brady quips, "She called him a convicted killer. It's the wrong person" (16:40), highlighting the potential repercussions, including a lawsuit from the actual individual featured in the incorrect post. The hosts use this incident to comment on the importance of accuracy on social media platforms.

6. Travel News: JetBlue's Weather Promise

Timestamp: [16:40 - 18:10]

JetBlue announces a partnership with a startup named Weather Promise, offering travelers reimbursement if it rains during their vacation. Brady critiques the practicality of the offer, stating, "Don't buy that insurance. That's just you're wasting your money" (18:10). The hosts analyze the terms, noting that reimbursement is only provided for excessive rain, which is vaguely defined, and typically results in minimal refunds. The consensus is that while the idea is innovative, the execution may not provide significant value to consumers.

7. Social Media Challenges: The TikTok Drop Challenge

Timestamp: [18:23 - 23:19]

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing the latest TikTok challenges, particularly the Drop Challenge, which involves dropping increasingly heavy objects on one's feet to test endurance against pain.

Brady humorously supports the challenge, saying, "I'm all for the TikTok Challenge" (18:29), despite acknowledging its dangerous nature. The hosts explore various iterations of the challenge, including dangerous additions like juggling Tide pods or attempting BASE jumping without a parachute. They critique the lack of safety and the viral nature of these harmful activities, with Brady warning, "TikTok wants you to challenge yourself" (21:48). The segment concludes with a mix of humor and concern over the potential risks associated with these viral trends.

Additionally, the hosts review several brutal videos submitted by listeners, including violent altercations and reckless stunts, further emphasizing the unpredictable and often hazardous content proliferating on social media platforms.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady on inheritance in divorce: "Inheritance is generally not considered marital property... it's considered separate property and is usually not subject to division during a divorce." (00:33)
• On National Clam Chowder Day: "Boston or San Fran?" (04:54)
• Discussing Candy Crush addiction: "Man, they basically made her one windy day away from being a constant orgasm." (13:58)
• On TikTok dangers: "TikTok wants you to challenge yourself." (21:48)

Conclusion: This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a blend of humor, insightful discussions, and entertaining anecdotes covering a wide range of topics from legal advice and historical facts to current social media trends and personal stories. John Holmberg and his co-hosts provide listeners with engaging content that is both informative and entertaining, ensuring a lively start to the day for Arizona's #1 morning radio show audience.