02-27-25 - BR - THU - List Of Biggest Flops In Trendy Tech - Amazon To Debut Alexa Plus Assistant - Bret Video Leads To Debate On Would We Eat Our Own Yummy If It Cured Terminal Disease

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: February 27, 2025

Host: Brett
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Station: 98 KUPD | Hubbard Radio
Duration: Approximately 50 minutes

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Overview

In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, host Brett Holmberg, along with co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, delves into a myriad of topics ranging from the biggest technological flops to the imminent release of Amazon's Alexa Plus Assistant. The discussion takes a humorous and often irreverent turn, especially when Bret video segments spark a lively debate on the controversial idea of consuming one's own biological fluids to cure terminal diseases.

1. Gene Hackman's Mysterious Death and Epstein Accusations ([00:35] - [02:56])

The episode kicks off with Bret discussing the recent death of Gene Hackman, raising suspicions and theories about the circumstances surrounding his passing.

• Bret: “My theory is his kids killed him. His wife was 30 years younger, and she's dead too, so we'll get back into that.”

He also touches upon the ongoing release of Epstein's accusers' list, suggesting possible motivations behind the timing of these revelations.

• Bret: “Pam Bondi... said the list is going to make you sick. Makes it till this afternoon exactly 250 accusers.”

2. List of Biggest Flops in Trendy Tech ([08:44] - [25:35])

The hosts transition into a segment analyzing some of the most significant tech flops over the years, citing examples from gaming consoles to wearable technology.

a. Gaming Consoles and Wearables

• Brett: “The Dreamcast was horrible. House Party, the movie.”
• Brady: “The Microsoft Zune. Windows phones, Google Glass, Google Glasses. Yeah.”

They discuss the failure of the Sega Dreamcast and Microsoft's Zune, highlighting their inability to compete with dominant players in their respective markets.

b. Segways and Curved Televisions

Segways are criticized for never achieving widespread adoption.

• Brett: “They thought people were just going to stop walking and just use those everywhere.”

Curved and 3D televisions are also condemned for their impracticality and the necessity of special glasses.

• Unknown: “Yeah. Nothing was in 3D, right.”
• Brett: “Why are you showing it then?”

c. Notable Quotes

• Brett: “Lasik and like all sorts of eye doctors that are trying real hard to get people to not wear glasses anymore. And your idea is to add glasses to my life?”
• Brett: “I knew the 3D. That was a bad idea to. Because you had to pack glasses.”

3. Amazon Debuts Alexa Plus Assistant ([13:06] - [16:23])

Brady introduces Amazon's new Alexa Plus Assistant, detailing its enhanced capabilities aimed at making Alexa a more proactive and integrated personal assistant.

• Brady: “Alexa can do things like make dinner reservations, order groceries, book an Uber, text people, buy stuff on Amazon and snag concert tickets when they hit Ticketmaster.”

The co-hosts react to these features, expressing skepticism and concerns about privacy and dependency on technology.

• Brett: “If you could tell Alexa your family is coming over for dinner, and she might say, 'Don't forget your nephew is gluten free.' It's not my problem to remember that if my nephew's coming over and I've offered dinner.”

Brady mentions that Alexa Plus will initially be available to a select group of users, with broader availability requiring a subscription.

• Brady: “Prime members will get it for free. Everyone else will have to pay 20 bucks a month.”

4. Bret's Video Segment: Debate on Consuming Own "Yummy" to Cure Terminal Disease ([26:07] - [50:37])

A significant portion of the episode is dominated by a heated and humorous debate sparked by a video shared by Bret. The discussion centers around the bizarre and controversial idea of swallowing one's own semen ("yummy") as a cure for terminal illnesses like cancer and high blood pressure.

a. Introduction to the Debate

• Brett: “Would we eat our own yummy if it cured terminal disease?”

The co-hosts engage in this provocative topic, blending humor with absurd hypotheticals.

b. Arguments For and Against

• Brady: “What if it cured high blood pressure or cancer? Would you do it?”
• Brett: “No, you wouldn't. If it guaranteed your teeth were super white and you could never get gum disease.”

The conversation explores the ethical and practical implications, with Brett vehemently opposing the idea despite its supposed benefits.

• Brett: “You're the cripple. Just because I didn't build it. If I have a handicapped relative and I invite everybody over for Christmas and it says, reminder, build some ramps for Dave. No, Dave can figure this out.”

c. Notable Quotes

• Brett: “But you would rather risk stroke? Yep.”
• Brett: “You wouldn't do that even if it cured high blood pressure.”
• Dick Toledo: “I have convinced my wife that swallowing he keeps the breast cancer away.”
• Brett: “It's like the Arp. If it cured high blood pressure or cancer, you have to eat it or brush with it. And it cures high blood pressure? No more pills.”

d. Humorous Exchanges and Personal Anecdotes

The discussion is peppered with personal stories, jokes, and playful banter about bodily functions and relationships.

• Brett: “You’d be snowing then, dude. I’d be drinking it. Like insured.”
• Brett: “I'm gonna be gone too far, John.”

e. Conclusion of the Debate

The segment concludes with the hosts firmly standing against the notion, despite its hypothetical medical benefits, emphasizing personal discomfort and societal taboos.

• Brett: “If you can cure me from suffering, yes. But I don't want to suffer.”
• Dick Toledo: “I'm with Brett and Brady on this one.”

5. Miscellaneous Discussions ([02:56] - [44:56])

Throughout the episode, the hosts touch upon various other topics, including:

a. Current Events and Personal Theories

• Bret: Continues to speculate on Gene Hackman's death and Epstein's accusations, intertwining personal anecdotes and listener inputs.
• Brett: Shares humorous and exaggerated stories about accidents, such as Segway mishaps and gymnastic fails.

b. Viral Videos and Social Media Trends

• Brett: Describes and comments on viral neighbor-cam videos showcasing accidents and odd behaviors.
• Unknown: Introduces bizarre videos, including fights and unusual interactions captured on camera.

c. Humorous Takes on Fitness and Health Trends

• Brett: Makes light-hearted remarks about wrestling, beard maintenance, and unconventional health remedies.
• Dick Toledo: Adds his own humorous perspectives on personal grooming and health practices.

6. Closing Remarks ([50:16] - [50:37])

The episode wraps up with the hosts expressing exhaustion from the intense and bizarre discussions, thanking listeners, and reminding them to tune in the next day.

• Brett: “Check out Holmberg's Morning Sickness podcast at 98kupd.com. Holmberg's Morning Sickness. He's got nothing on his punches.”
• Brett: “I have heard enough of this.”

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Notable Quotes

• Brett: “Why are you showing it then?”
• Brady: “Alexa can make dinner reservations, order groceries, book an Uber...”
• Brett: “You should have told me that on the invite.”
• Brett: “She's very upset at the accusation that this man...”
• Brett: “It's like the Arp. If it cured high blood pressure or cancer, you have to eat it or brush with it.”
• Brett: “I hope you get cancer soon. And I hope that the doctors say. But there is a weird thing about your body and an anomaly that your own semen cures cancer.”

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a blend of sharp humor, provocative debates, and critical analysis of technological failures. From dissecting the reasons behind the downfall of once-promising gadgets to engaging in outrageous debates about unconventional medical cures, Brett and his co-hosts provide an entertaining and thought-provoking morning show experience for their listeners.

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Transcript

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[Brett]

The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Oh, those morons. Damn it, Brett. I can see his silly little face telling me how great that was going to be. It's time. Not Brady. We're not talking about Brady. He was. When I said silly little face, I knew people would assume I was being mean. I was not. It is time now for Brady. By the way, interesting theory and I love theorizing on this stuff. And there's nothing wrong with that. I do think. Here's more information about the Gene Hackman death. One dog of his, three dogs found dead. So does that mean carbon monoxide is out? Two of them made it. They found them. They think they've been dead for about 24 hours, maybe a little longer, but not much. The wife, Hackman, one dog of their, three dead. The fire department out. Gas company came out to check for toxicity. And all that stuff in the house. So far, nobody seems to be too worried about that. And also somebody just brought up. I still think maybe the kids might be involved. You know, my dad was. Was with a lady. She wasn't much younger than him, but younger. And he would constantly, even though I don't believe she actually was going down this road, he would constantly remind her in front of me that she was not getting anything. It was a. Was a strange. Every once in a while kind of like, you know, it's. It's not. It's all yours. You know that, right? I'm like, what me? What are we talking about? She's not get. Her and her kids don't get anything if I go. Okay, well, this is a discussion you two need to have. Okay, that's. I'm fine. But he did that every once in a while. And then we had a talk in the car where he told me he goes, I gotta. I think I want out of this thing and I think she thinks she's entitled to some of it. I'm like, all right, well I'm going to tell her. She's not. I'm like, all right, well don't yell at me. Maybe Hackman and the, and the, the girl, the 30 year younger lady, the kids got involved in that. I like that theory. The other one, the Epstein thing, is being released today live on tv because Pam Bondi, the Attorney general basically said the list is going to make you sick. Makes it till this afternoon exactly 250 accusers. And the accusations have details and I don't know if they're gonna bleed all that up. It's a live. I just saw it on the thing now. It said live today, maybe tomorrow they're.

[Brady]

Gonna accusers of naming people.

[Brett]

No, the allegations are on there and then the flight list comes out. Doesn't mean that you did it. But here's the stuff they're saying happened at Epstein island through the 250 complaints filed or whatever. The thing that she has is. And here's the list of people that were part of Epstein Island. And my thoughts are this lady's not gonna be so gung ho about it, having seen it if Donald Trump's on it. So they're happy to do this. Something about like she's not gonna go out there and throw her boss under the bus. But if she can get, you know, some people that they're not the Clintons, I mean, this vengeance tour, this revenge tour starts today. If that thing's on there, there's a few people that they're pretty happy to see that list. That's why this has to be in the people's hands. Live, it said, coming soon live. Like I'm going to watch a soccer match or something. Liverpool at Tottenham today, 2pm Greenwich mean. But they're doing it, they're going to, you know, we'll do it live. So that could be a reason Hackman and his wife ended at all. Good theory. Not saying good theory though. Why would a 60 year old lady and a 95 year old guy die at the same exact time if not one of them has killed themselves? If two dogs live. Ah, this is all getting good. It's all getting good. It could just end up being boring. Gas Leap.

[Unknown]

Are they gonna block out the same thing?

[Brett]

Some redacted. But she said that she's got information. She told. I think it was Jesse Waters was what I was reading. She was on the Jesse Waters show and she goes, it will make you sick. It's a good sell. I don't know what, you know what you're going to read, but that's a good sell. I don't know if they're going to bleed those details out live today at 2, and I don't know what time it's happening, but I just saw the word live. Live stream soon. I'm like, man.

[Brady]

On all platforms.

[Brett]

I don't know. Yeah, Hulu maybe Hulu Plus. You have to. You have to pay the plus to get.

[Unknown]

Oh man, I hope I paid for that.

[Brett]

Yeah, I didn't get Plus. I did get plus because sure, he's commercial free anyway. What are you going to do? Good theory, though. I forgot who told me that. Was that Churchill? Some guy. Not the Churchill, but I had a fever dream that Churchill told me. Got to be careful. One of our listeners named that. I think he's the one who came up with that. The Epstein Liston Hackman. Interesting. Let's hope. Let's hope it's salacious and filthy because he lived a good life. Let's hope his death gets crazy weird. It's good. Something to talk about. It's time for Brady to give you the rest of the news. It's called the Brady Report. Then we say Brady reported.

[Brady]

Good Thursday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello world.

[Brett]

Hi.

[Brady]

Happy National Chili Day. It's also National Pokemon day too.

[Brett]

James McCarthy emailed over Brady and says, hey Brady, did you ever hear the thing about your French baker? Jean Laurent was over there on Epstein island for a little while. There's a rumor going around. Yeah, they helped fund it is what I heard. Had a little brasserie in the back there there that John Laurent started at Epstein island in the food court. I don't believe it, but I'm talking about it.

[Brady]

A couple of basis fun facts. The founder of Jersey Mike subs is not named Mike. This guy named Peter Tancro who worked at the shop called Mike Subs in New Jersey when he was in high.

[Brett]

School, you know, used to go there.

[Brady]

Buy it and franchise it.

[Brett]

Tripp Reed was friends with that guy because he was in that. He grew up in that neighborhood. He told me he was at the original Jersey Mike's with that. That dude Peter for a long time.

[Brady]

The Nobel Peace Prize can only go to someone living. It wasn't given out in 1948 because Gandhi had just been assassinated and the committee ruled there was no suitable living candidate.

[Brett]

Sorry, Hackman, you're not getting it.

[Brady]

The Cliff Notes version of the Scarlet Letter outsells the actual book almost four to one.

[Brett]

There's a lot of extra in that book. That's one of the few I had to read and actually read in school. Ms. Prynne does a lot of talking. Harriet Prynne, is that right? Oh boy, oh boy, does she do a lot of talking. And for some reason that's one I actually read. I think that's what put me off books, being forced to read those types of things. Like let's get right to Henrietta. Let's get right to the chase here. Who's she boning on the side? Which is. And why did you make kids read that? It's. The whole book is about a woman who cheats on her husband back in the olden times. And they brander with the scarlet letter of adultery. And like, why do kids. Why do we need to know about that? Why is that? Because it's a great work of literature. But aren't there others that don't make you question your parents relationship?

[Unknown]

Remember watching that in junior high? The movie?

[Brett]

Yeah. Remember Demi Moore was in it with Gary Old. Well, you watched the TV one then.

[Unknown]

Okay.

[Brett]

I just watched an old match game.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brett]

1980, Kirstie Alley was a contestant.

[Unknown]

Oh, wow.

[Brett]

Yeah. Year later she was in Star Trek.

[Brady]

She did that first. Huh.

[Brett]

Match Game.

[Brady]

No, Star Trek was her first. People are putting a list together of things that. What was the biggest flop that was hyped? The next best thing.

[Brett]

What do you mean?

[Brady]

BuzzFeed. Put it together.

[Brett]

Oh, that was supposed to be the next best thing.

[Brady]

Oh, Talking about who?

[Unknown]

DeAndre Aiden.

[Brett]

Oh, Jesus. But as far as people. Yeah. The Dreamcast.

[Brady]

It's on the list of Sega Dreamcast. One of the gaming consoles that didn't catch on.

[Brett]

It was horrible. House Party, the movie.

[Brady]

A remote gaming app from the Pandemic Quarantine.

[Dick Toledo]

The Microsoft Zune.

[Brett]

Oh, the Zune is a big one.

[Brady]

It's on there.

[Unknown]

Windows phones, Google Glass, Google Glasses. Yeah.

[Brady]

Except for Marcus plus was supposed to be the Facebook killer.

[Brett]

Didn't work. 3D TV's terrible idea.

[Brady]

Curved television.

[Brett]

I knew the 3D. That was a bad idea to. Because you had to pack a glasses. You do?

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Nothing was in 3D. Right.

[Dick Toledo]

You had to get special DVDs.

[Unknown]

Yeah, I think special players too. It wasn't like a regular. Yeah, it's.

[Brett]

It was a terrible idea. You had to wear those dumb glasses and it barely worked. I was at Best Buy with them. I'm like, which TV's 3D? It's like the one you're looking right at. I'm like, are the glasses working? Oh, this show isn't 3D.

[Unknown]

So just why are you showing it then?

[Brett]

You know, there's Lasik and like all sorts of eye doctors that are trying real hard to get people to not wear glasses anymore. And your idea is to add glasses to my life?

[Brady]

It put the segue on the list.

[Brett]

Well, I think they thought.

[Brady]

It's been 20 years since we told we were going to be seeing them everywhere.

[Brett]

I think they thought people were just going to stop walking and just use those everywhere.

[Dick Toledo]

The you that said. Was it Jim Wilson that took a tumble on those in Chicago?

[Brett]

We want. No, it wasn't Wilson. It was my friend Jeff. Just absolutely. He ate loads of. On the Segway tour in Chicago, Amazon announced. But we were playing football. Joe Libman me. Because it's the only way I'll ever catch Joe Libman. He's black and so he's. We're same speed. It was the only time it was a fair race. Absolutely.

[Dick Toledo]

On sideways. Brett.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

Oh, on Segways. Okay. My bad.

[Brett]

What do you mean?

[Unknown]

Thought you guys were running.

[Brett]

Oh, no, of course. I'm not an idiot. You see me right?

[Unknown]

Stories worse than Brady Story earlier.

[Brett]

Good Lord, I'm not stupid enough. Yeah. Hey, Libman. Two things I'll never say to Joe Libman. Hey, want to foot race for money? Or I can beat you in one on one. That's just not going to be a thing. So we got on Segways and we were racing and he tried to pass me. We're playing a little football and I smacked his hand away. And then Jeff comes up on the other side and I pushed and he just ate it. Completely ate it. It was great. Fell right off. We were. We were top speeding those things through grass. None too pleased was the Segway tour guide. And then we had the fat ice cream guys from City Slickers. They were on that thing too. And they were struggling mildly. They give you in Chicago, they take you over to Millennial park and like all the bean and then you go over by the fountain and it's a big tour, but there's this field of grass and trees, like a slalom thing. It's pretty training and they use it for training. So, like, here's the thing. To learn how to turn right and left, just kind of navigate through the trees, then go down to the end of the line of trees, probably 15, 20 trees. And when you're comfortable, turn around and lean it and get a little gas going and start coming back and do that a couple of times and it, you know, like, ah. And I got it pretty quick. Joe got it pretty quick. We're going. And then Ira and his brother Ezra. I don't know. They're fat guys. And they were. And they're going. And we. We were calling them that City slickers, ice cream guys. And they're going. And then one comes back and. I mean, it was a flabberlanche. The fat was everywhere and rolling. Seemingly the inertia he would. He could still be circling the earth. He was. He was flying. He went so much faster than he was going on the Segway when he was catapulted off of it and he was just going straight and for no reason. The fat just said, get off. He would not. He wasn't struggling, just threw his fat ass somewhere else. And he rolled and rolled and rolled. And Joe and I were dying because at the very least our guy fell off because we were wrestling. Fat just fell off because he was fat. It was great. Segway tour was worth it. That was fun. It's something, something. Check out Homework's morning sickness [e-mail] Holmberg's Morning Sickness.

[Brady]

Amazon announced they're rolling out a new version called Alexa plus to a handful of users in March. Everyone else has to wait a few more months. It's supposed to be more like an actual assistant. They say she can do things like make dinner reservations, order groceries, book an Uber text people, buy stuff on Amazon and snag concert tickets when they hit Ticketmaster. She can also browse the Internet. One example they gave was getting appliance fixed. She can find a repair place, set up an appointment, add it to your calendar. All on her own. She also remembers things like she can tell. You can tell her your family is coming over for dinner, and she might say, don't forget your nephew is gluten free.

[Unknown]

No, he's not.

[Brady]

Coming to my house can be proactive in other ways, like telling you to leave early because traffic is bad.

[Brett]

Wait. It warns you when you have company that's gluten free coming over, it'll, like.

[Brady]

Know your family and will say, don't forget your nephew has.

[Brett]

It's not my problem to remember that if my. My nephew's coming over to my house and I've offered dinner and he comes over and bitches because he's gluten free. You should have told me that on the invite. Oh, I can't go to most dinners. I'm gluten free. Think I'm gonna cook just for you.

[Brady]

Oh, you might know that or might have known that. And then you could have.

[Unknown]

You're not invited.

[Brett]

Yeah, the A, you're not invited. B, on your way over, grab some gluten free food because there's none here.

[Brady]

Well, then you can say, thanks, Alexa, because then they can call them and say, don't. Don't bring it to you.

[Brett]

No, if I invited everybody and they say, okay, but there's no special menu. You remember Greg's gluten free. Well, then Greg shouldn't go. If they don't tell me if you have a barbecue. And everybody said, oh, that's great. And I'm saying, I'm having a barbecue. You know what a traditional barbecue is? Don't come in with your barbecue pronouns and start trying to change the game.

[Brady]

Barbecue, bro.

[Brett]

Yeah, you can. Oh, that's meat. I'm like, right, you agreed to come to a barbecue. Well, I can't eat meat and I'm gluten free. Well, you're gonna stand here and not eat, then that's nobody's problem but yours.

[Brady]

That's fine. I've done it. The other. I mean, like, if Kirby's had a birthday party or something.

[Brett]

Well, they tell you what I just said. They tell you when you invite them. If they don't and Alexa has to remind you while they're on their way, they're not eating.

[Brady]

It's not necessarily on their way. It's just saying you booked the dinner thing again.

[Brett]

My point being, if they agree to go, they're agreeing to the parameters set in place. If they don't say, I'm gluten free, so I have to have my own special food. If it takes Alexa reminding me, that dude. That dude's not doing his job. And then if he. Because if he crossed his arms, Alexa should have told you. I'm like, no, you should have told me.

[Dick Toledo]

And then Alexa becomes the point of argument. Alexa, did you tell him to?

[Brett]

It was on the list, sir.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, so it is your fault.

[Brett]

No, it isn't. It's your fault.

[Unknown]

You're the.

[Brett]

You're the one. You're the cripple. Just because I didn't build it. Look, if I have a handicapped relative and I invite everybody over for Christmas and it says, reminder, build some ramps for Dave. No, Dave can figure this out.

[Brady]

Prime members will get it for free. Everyone else will have to pay 20 bucks a month.

[Brett]

That'll actually just annoy you with other people's problems. Brady's got high blood pressure, so try to lay off the. No, it's his. His choice to eat this. What he wants. You got a lot of nerve coming to my house telling me you're gluten free after the fact. Oh, is this pizza gluten free? No, we're all human. What's wrong with you? Can't have it. All right, guess what? You're not eating. That's rude. Yeah, I agree. You were very rude to try to make us change the menu because one guy was. Had a problem.

[Dick Toledo]

Enjoy today's calorie deficit.

[Brett]

Yeah. You know, lose a few pounds. Anyway, I hope your wife's gluten free too, because I've been looking at her ass. It's not. It's not pleasant.

[Brady]

Foodies in China have reportedly flocked or been flocking to an unlikely destination. A funeral home after a noodle dish served at its canteen went viral on social media. The dish is found at the Erlong Funeral Home in the southwestern province of Gui Xiao. The canteen caterers to the funeral home customers basically started serving these noodles to comfort people. And as they're visiting the funeral home to mourn the passing of a loved one, now it's turned in. People are flocking this place and lining up saying, yeah, we're here to eat, see a loved one. But they're there for the noodles.

[Brett]

You started this. You're a pioneer.

[Brady]

$38 a bowl.

[Unknown]

Those pinwheels. Those pinwheels got nothing on those noodles.

[Brett]

At my uncle Bob's funeral. I never forget the first guy in line at my Uncle Bob's funeral. Pinwheels. Brady, what are you doing here?

[Dick Toledo]

Come on.

[Brett]

Billy's doing the service. Like you didn't even know my uncle. I appreciate you popping by, but gotta support Billy. What do we got over what's the spread like? I believe that was the exact phrase. What's the spread? Pinwheels. Ah, pinwheels. Nice. That's a you thing. You should sue somebody before you get sued yourself by each single line.

[Brady]

Got another story out of China. This guy in the Henan province.

[Dick Toledo]

He man.

[Brett]

He man. Oh, it's close, though.

[Brady]

His fiance, before they got married, wanted him to experience if they're gonna have kids. I want you to experience the pain of what it's like to have children.

[Brett]

She wanted to put him through great pain. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Torture him.

[Brady]

It's unclear why he accepted the test, but he went to the emergency. He went to the hospital where her sister worked, and her sister hooked him up with these electrical shock things to his just gonads. Abdominal region. Not to the gonads.

[Brett]

That would have made More sense shocked.

[Brady]

Him numerous times to feel the pain. But what happened was it locked up his muscles, the abdominal muscles where he had to have emergency surgery. Almost died.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, died from a cramp.

[Brett]

Well, an extreme one. Yeah. Wow, you got a couple of Chinese scientists blasting your guts. It might be a problem.

[Brady]

And afterwards he said, you know what? Let's not get married.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

The sister and the mom couldn't understand why.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, I'm out.

[Brett]

He shouldn't have agreed to that. And by the way, you're in China, so she's not that hot that she can't be replaced with a replica like within an hour. She's not standing out like as a Chinese woman to the point where like, I'll do anything for her. It's like, look, you're a dime a dozen around here. There's a billion of you. Literally.

[Brady]

The owner of the Oasis Spa in New Jersey has been busted after the cops did a sting operation. Found out there were happy endings going on.

[Brett]

Was Justin Tucker there, the owner of the Oasis Spa?

[Dick Toledo]

No, those are. That's what they do. Where he was going. That's not what they do.

[Brett]

Well, that is what they do. Well, he was doing it before they were enough money.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Not making this up. The owner's name is Soon Bang.

[Brett]

All right.

[Brady]

When the police went in there, they found large quantity of condoms hidden within the mattress. In the back of a makeshift bedroom, they found a condom that was in a. Hidden in a plant. One of the rooms, Soon Bangs said the she had numerous workers in there. One of the workers, 67 year old spa worker admitted to engaging in sexual intercourse and providing hand jobs the clients in exchange for money. The detective, Detective D. Large. Stop not making this up.

[Unknown]

Stop.

[Brett]

Everything else this morning you've said has been made up. Why should we believe you now?

[Dick Toledo]

Rumor has it.

[Brett]

Delarge, Delarge and Soon Bang.

[Brady]

According to New Jersey state records, Oasis Spa was formed in May in 2022 by Dong May Wang.

[Brett]

That's right.

[Unknown]

There we go.

[Brett]

And her sister, gay pole. Look it up.

[Brady]

Got a couple of braided videos.

[Brett]

By the way, speaking of that, Justin Tucker's wife is this is true. She let out a statement yesterday. I'm all over the Justin Tucker news because it brings me so much joy. So much joy. And she said that she stands by her husband. He would never do such a thing. And these false allegations have hurt her and her family. And you know for a fact Justin is now fingers crossed that he's got some good lawyers because he lied to his wife to the point where she actually came out with a public statement saying all of the allegations are false.

[Brady]

Standing by, my man.

[Brett]

All these allegations are false. And he is just like, oh, no. Did you. Did you put that out on a thread? Yes. I'm in your corner, Justin. I believe you. Oh, no. You shouldn't have done that. Why? I don't know. It just makes. Oh, no.

[Dick Toledo]

Money that you would pay in your lawsuit is coming to me.

[Brett]

He's going to call that lawyer and go, you've got to get me out of this or I've got to buy a huge ring. Kobe ring first.

[Brady]

Radio.

[Dick Toledo]

Video.

[Brady]

Video is a little pageantry. Fail.

[Brett]

Okay. It's a women's. Oh, she. Oh, ankle drop. She rolls her ankle in the bikini contest. Ankle rolls. Drops down on her throat. Goes right to it.

[Dick Toledo]

Stepped on the cape or whatever.

[Brett]

Yeah. So the cape takes her down. Her fail. Ankle rolls. She gets right back up. You know what? She's tougher than everybody in the NBA. They'd have laid there an hour.

[Dick Toledo]

Soccer.

[Brett]

Well, soccer fakes it on purpose. These NBA guys go down if anybody bumps lopping. I watched Royce O'Neal get hit in the head the other night. Just, you know, guy trying to block a shot. Elbow brushes across his head. He's on the ground, and he's just laying there like a corpse. Trainers. Everybody's coming over, like, four minutes, and I'm like, I thought you were from the mean streets. Everybody in the NBA is a mean. I had to fight my way to the top. I'm like, you can't take a punch at all. That was one bump to the back of the head, and you're out cold. None of these guys can take a punch.

[Brady]

Next one's a scooter mashing. I don't know if you've shown this one.

[Brett]

Redder little scooter on the side and it's running and a bunch of people around. Now we're walking down the road to see what was on the scooter at one point. Oh, this dude is all over the place. His legs facing. Wave. Oh, his leg is facing. He's Gumby the wrong ways, aren't he?

[Unknown]

Look at those purple pants.

[Brett]

What a. Oh, it looks like why they canceled Stretch Armstrong. There's a lot leaking out of him, and he's.

[Dick Toledo]

And it's the same color.

[Brett]

I was at the hardware store the other day, and they have miniature keychain Stretch Armstrongs. I almost bought one.

[Dick Toledo]

Really?

[Brett]

Yeah. At the hardware store at Ace Hardware or True Value. I don't know which one to go to little tiny. They have. As you're leaving. They got little Lego trucks and toys and stuff. Wow, that dude is all over the place. That was from a scooter wreck.

[Brady]

Yeah. All right, last one's the knockout of the day.

[Brett]

A couple of guys going at it, and what looks like downtown Albuquerque is my guess. Oh, and he throws a. 2 punches, 3 punches, 4 to the chin, and he's done. The guy's got. Oh, he's still up. He's getting up. Take a kick to the face. Two kicks to the face, and he is officially asleep. Wow.

[Dick Toledo]

He's not here.

[Brett]

The dude looks like he was pounding him, but evidently, he's got feather dusters for fists because none of them did damage.

[Brady]

The four. Loco.

[Brett]

He's got to get his beer back.

[Dick Toledo]

The kick.

[Brett]

One. Oh, man. Two. Three punches to the chin. The fourth one. The fourth one. Almost. Fourth one drops him. He starts getting up, and the guy kicks him in the face once.

[Dick Toledo]

Then he gets up again.

[Brett]

It's fat me. And it kicks him in the face again.

[Dick Toledo]

It's fat Homer.

[Brett]

It is. It's fat me. Holy cow.

[Dick Toledo]

We need to get you a plaid shirt like that.

[Brett]

Fat me is pretty solid. I need to start dressing like him. Get something, something. Check out Hornberg's morning sickness podcast at 98kupd. Holg's morning sickness. He's got nothing on his punches. I mean, they. The guy's not even putting his hands up. It's like a Rocky movie. Some defense. Wow. Mexican butterbean did some work. I like that. All right, Brett, what do you got?

[Unknown]

All.

[Brett]

I'm worried.

[Unknown]

Yeah, too bad.

[Brett]

Today, it's the quiet pause that makes I get too excited. Somebody just. Somebody just texted me, gene Hackman's dead. Yeah, yeah, we got that. We'll recap it every once in a while, but my theory is his kids killed him. His wife was 30 years younger, and she's dead too, so we'll get back into that. Another. Evidently people just waking up to the news again.

[Unknown]

Here's some nosy neighbors taking some video.

[Brett]

Oh, you gotta get the video up. You're killing me.

[Unknown]

Sorry.

[Brett]

Come on, man.

[Unknown]

Wrong button.

[Brett]

You're Toledo in this thing. Here we go. All right. Just from a neighbor cam.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brett]

All right. Neighbor camp through a window. Wow. Filming a guy raking. And then. What did I just watch? Just some cross. People's crossing the road.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Three or four. Three. And then a car just eats all of them. And it looks like it's aimed at him.

[Brady]

He's, like, close to the curve stayed on the. Stayed on the hood or the. Stuck to the top of the car.

[Brett]

Things happen. And who's driving that car? Jean Laurent. He was a. It was the. It was one of the.

[Unknown]

There you go.

[Brett]

French Connection. Oh, God.

[Unknown]

Hungry?

[Brett]

This lady's eating a big pile of poo. Ah, God, she's. Yeah, listen, listen.

[Dick Toledo]

About when they're attractive.

[Unknown]

Listen to my purpose.

[Brett]

I don't know. What you said about your cat there, that was weird. Show that again. All right. I just want to be quiet. Listen. That's what it sounds like to lick poop. The sensory explosion in the car. And she's mildly attractive, so you don't like. She's all right. Yeah. And she's alone in that bathroom, so that's probably her own dropping.

[Unknown]

I've never had a handy like this, but I guess it happens.

[Brett]

Oh, no. Does she have crab clothes?

[Dick Toledo]

Sandpaper?

[Unknown]

No.

[Brett]

Oh, God, she's got sandpaper. Oh, no.

[Brady]

63. That's rough.

[Brett]

Is there sound bread? 60.

[Brady]

Grit.

[Unknown]

I guess not.

[Brett]

Don't do this. She's just rubbing it across the top at first. I have a feeling she's gonna go full grip in a second. Oh, my God. What's with the lingerie? Why. Why go traditional with some of it? Oh, he's not even hard. Like.

[Unknown]

Let's move up a little bit here.

[Brett]

Oh, she's got it wrapped around. She's doing the full stroke. Oh, good God. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's. It's.

[Unknown]

We'll just get to the end because it's a five minute video.

[Brett]

60. Oh, my God. Oh, he's bleeding all over the place. Oh, no. Oh, that's gonna hurt so much tomorrow. Oh, my Lord. Oh, my God. How do these people find each other? What dating site offers that information? Good God.

[Unknown]

Gerardo sent this one in. Do they teach you guys this in tactical black, Rico?

[Brett]

Swami. That's what I was just wondering. Okay, there's a couple people about to fight. Is that a tranny and a. I don't know what's going on here. Are they both men? No, that's a woman pulls her pants down for no reason and starts swearing.

[Unknown]

Fighting with.

[Brett]

Yeah. Pants to the knees. And then. Oh, I think. Here's my theory. It looks a little like a transsexual, right?

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brett]

And I think the one in the blue shirt accused the woman of being a man. Oh, and she just proved she's not. She pulled her pants down, showed that she's got a vagina.

[Unknown]

She left her haymakers on her.

[Dick Toledo]

How about that? She Left him down.

[Brett]

Yeah. So she's fighting with him around her knees. And she does have women's parts, so she's very upset at the accusation that this man. And then beats the tar out of the skinny Indonesian. Oh, man. That's what I'm guessing happened. There's no other reason to show somebody your vagina.

[Unknown]

Yeah, I was kind of wondering that.

[Brett]

That's an oh, yeah moment. Oh, yeah. No one just says you, and then the pants come down and the punches fly.

[Unknown]

This one is kind of be careful when you're filming as a tourist.

[Brett]

Okay. The Exorcist. Oh, no. Oh, God. He's sitting on one of those poles that's designed to keep cars from crashing into a. And there's a video he's got.

[Dick Toledo]

Or is that a line?

[Brett]

Okay.

[Dick Toledo]

Like the Coliseum?

[Brett]

It might be. Had his sweater was tied around his waist, and when he took the sweater off his waist, he had cut a hole out of his jeans so he could go sit on the. On the pylons that keep you cars from crashing into things. So it's just like a. You can lock your bike to it, I suppose, too. Oh, God. And he's sitting on it. It's going in his bottom. The music's beautiful, isn't it?

[Unknown]

Isn't it? It's a nice moment.

[Brett]

Oh, my God. I just got an update. This is how Gene Hackman died. Oh. And he didn't clean himself. He was not clean. He got off the little post, and there's a rust button, like a mustard. Mustard color on top.

[Unknown]

And then we'll end with this. This is just.

[Brett]

That one got me. I almost puked a little bit.

[Unknown]

This one's just goofy, silly.

[Brett]

All right, It's a African American little person. And he. Oh, God, no. I'll explain this in a second, but. Okay, let me help. All right, picture a tiny Tiger Woods. Picture a very small Tiger woods and a Mexican Perkins waitress. And let's just say miniature Tiger woods has finished. On the Perkins waitress's chest nearby, he keeps a toothbrush. He scoops up his remains off of her chest. He looks just like Tiger Woods. He scoops off his goo from her chest and tries to brush her teeth with it. And then she beats him up. And he's. He chucks a towel at her like a good husband.

[Unknown]

Well, in there, that. That could be a top tenner there.

[Brett]

She didn't notice the toothbrush on the couch.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I don't know.

[Brett]

What are we gonna do with that? He reaches over because he's tiny. It has to Be close. Reaches over with his little deformed arms and tries to brush her teeth with his junk, his goo. She was so happy up until then. The whole plan of that deal was him and his filming buddy to brush her teeth with his. Yummy. That's one of my favorites.

[Unknown]

I saved it for the end of the year.

[Brett]

Oh, man, I hope he succeeds with that someday and we get to see.

[Unknown]

That's probably the next trend we had snorting at last year.

[Brett]

So we want to see if a girl actually just cavity creeps, opens her mouth like she's at the dentist and he just starts brushing. What if we found out that that was like a guaranteed way to fend off oral problems, man? Would you do it?

[Brady]

Yeah, you would?

[Brett]

No, you wouldn't. If it guaranteed your teeth were super white and you could never get gum disease.

[Unknown]

What if you use brush with your own?

[Dick Toledo]

They still have dentists, right? I'm taking the dentist route.

[Brett]

I don't know.

[Brady]

I'm just saying.

[Brett]

I mean, we feed it to people constantly.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, we do.

[Brett]

That's true. Not constantly, but.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, often.

[Brett]

That's the goal.

[Dick Toledo]

Often enough.

[Brett]

I mean.

[Dick Toledo]

Me.

[Brett]

Why is it so bad, really? When you think about it, you don't ever think how gross it is when Mathias doing it.

[Unknown]

But it's not mine.

[Brady]

Put a couple of minutes.

[Unknown]

I'm not twinking around here.

[Brett]

Twinking?

[Unknown]

What do you mean, if it's twinking? If it's. If it's.

[Brett]

If it's your own juice. Yeah, but it keeps your teeth clean and white.

[Unknown]

No, I'm out.

[Brett]

It's like the arp.

[Unknown]

I got crest with whitening strips out there. I'm using that.

[Brett]

But that doesn't work.

[Unknown]

Yeah, I'll try it again. Hell no.

[Brett]

But you'll actually bring yourself to that situation. And that's not gay.

[Unknown]

Yeah, because I just throw it away. I'm not putting in my mouth. For Christ's sake. What the hell's wrong with you?

[Brett]

What the hell is wrong with you?

[Dick Toledo]

What is wrong with you?

[Brett]

You spit it out. Unless you're weird. You're not good.

[Unknown]

Then you're not.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Brett]

I'm just saying. No, we act like it's just so. Oh, unbelievable. Who would ever. Like half the population does it.

[Unknown]

Your grinder app's gonna be dinging right now after saying that.

[Brady]

Put a couple drops on there.

[Unknown]

No, there's no Retin in that stuff. I don't think if it cured baldness.

[Dick Toledo]

No retin.

[Brett]

If it cured baldness or high blood.

[Brady]

Pressure on the top of the rub.

[Unknown]

It on top of my head.

[Brett]

No, you gotta eat it. It's oral.

[Unknown]

You gotta brush.

[Brett]

You gotta eat it or brush with it. And it. And it cures high blood pressure. Cures it? No more pills.

[Unknown]

Look at the pizzas you could have.

[Brett]

You would rather risk stroke? Yep.

[Dick Toledo]

He's already 60 with high blood pressure.

[Unknown]

It this far.

[Brett]

Are you crazy?

[Brady]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brett]

Just cuz you're surprised he made it to 60. Come on, you would. Not at all.

[Brady]

Probably not probably.

[Brett]

Oh, man.

[Dick Toledo]

Probably.

[Brett]

That's just dumb.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Brett]

Like I understand for cosmetic reasons, but to keep you from stroking out like it guarantees you won't have strokes.

[Brady]

Ask me again.

[Brett]

But yet Ronnie, like, she does it and you're thrilled by it. Here we go. Here we go, right? No, I'm not gonna set you up with some terrible dad.

[Unknown]

Oh, just do it. Now.

[Brett]

I know you're uncomfortable with it, but still, you're so happy when Ronnie goes goop. I mean, like Toledo's kid paying rent.

[Brady]

That was gonna be my answer eventually.

[Brett]

I know. I know where you're going. But you wouldn't do that even if it cured high blood pressure.

[Brady]

It cured high blood pressure.

[Brett]

Cured it.

[Brady]

Gulp.

[Brett]

Yeah, you'd have to. It's not that big a deal. Come on. You guys act like it's like it's kryptonite or something. Which it is, because immediately you're sleepy and you want to leave.

[Dick Toledo]

Why are you balled up twice a day in your bathroom?

[Brett]

Well, you don't have to. You don't have to. You just have to, you know, put it on a toothbrush. Yeah. Cup it. Do like Oliver Twist right into your hands.

[Dick Toledo]

Making a sad.

[Brett]

Who are you? Who wants more? I still have hpp.

[Unknown]

Worst part is, if Peter north shows up, the decorator shows up, my heart's.

[Brett]

Gonna be pumping like it's brand new. Well, I'm not saying you get it from another fella. It's your own.

[Unknown]

I've lived a good life.

[Brett]

Oh, man. That's a God, John.

[Dick Toledo]

I for one have convinced my wife that swallowing he keeps the breast cancer away.

[Brett]

Cures cancer. We all try to tell our wives, oh, you know, it's good for a cold. We've looked. We've looked up articles. I've heard that's good for a sore throat.

[Dick Toledo]

How many other things do we use? Pineapple juice?

[Brett]

Constantly. We tell them we can tell it, they do it. And you're like, yeah, that's great. It's like, hey, it cures high blood pressure. Not gay. Never. Yuck what disease are you most afraid of?

[Unknown]

None. If it compares to that.

[Brett]

If that's the cure, you'll take anything?

[Unknown]

Yep. Give it on.

[Brett]

You will die. Really? You like my 50s?

[Unknown]

Good enough.

[Brett]

A debilitating. A debilitating stroke that you'll never come back from. And all you have to do is drink a cup of your own. Nope. You'll. You're an idiot.

[Unknown]

Call it what it is. Twinkie.

[Brady]

He sticks to it.

[Brett]

No way. I'd blow you with half of my mouth to cure the other just so my face goes back to normal. There's something. Something. Check out homework's morning sickness podcast at 98kupd.comberg's Morning Sickness. You're an idiot.

[Unknown]

I'm good.

[Brett]

Twinkie.

[Unknown]

No way. You have to help me. The doctor says the only way to.

[Brett]

Fix it is if I blow you. I'm. I'm bothering you until the cops come. And by the cops coming, I mean fix them anyway. That's stupid.

[Unknown]

Rico Blizzard.

[Brett]

You get cancer and they tell you, hey, it's terrible. It's gonna be painful and awful. It might last years. It's in your bones. But if you drink one of your own, you'll be fine. Like tomorrow. You would not. You'd eat it.

[Unknown]

What difference does it make?

[Brett]

What difference does it make? It's the difference between suffering from cancer.

[Unknown]

You're the one right now. You're the one that always says, I'm okay to die.

[Brett]

I don't want to suffer. I've said that several times. If I died, that's fine. I'm actually looking forward to it. But I don't want to suffer. If you can cure me from suffering. Yes.

[Unknown]

Nine millimeter. Sit in the garage.

[Brett]

You would rather eat a bullet than your own? Yeah, that's a bullet.

[Unknown]

I'd rather eat a loaded bullet than a load.

[Dick Toledo]

Than a load. That was Brady's joke.

[Brett]

Maybe that's what Gene Hackman was thinking. Somebody goes, what happened to Gene Hackman? He's dead. I think his kids killed him. That's my theory. He, his 60 year old wife, one of their three dogs passed away. Found them all dead in the house. I'm gonna keep updating.

[Unknown]

Still wondering what's with the other two dogs.

[Brett]

The other two dogs lived, which means carbon monoxide.

[Unknown]

Unless it's a doggy door, they did it.

[Brett]

Well, if there's a doggie door, wouldn't the carbon monoxide have gotten all of them? The dogs don't know carbon monoxide.

[Unknown]

Somebody also mentioned too, that maybe they were on the on the floor. Maybe carbon dioxide doesn't. I don't know. Maybe it doesn't. It's like it rises or something.

[Brett]

Is it dioxide or monoxide which kills it?

[Dick Toledo]

Monoxide.

[Unknown]

Monoxide, that's right, yeah. Carbon dioxide is what they put in your drinks.

[Brett]

Yeah, that's what makes bubbles.

[Unknown]

Yeah, maybe they just.

[Brett]

Maybe they were just bloated. Drinking too much Perrier. You're an idiot, Brett. No, all of us would drink our own. Get on board.

[Unknown]

Twink around all you want, pal.

[Brett]

It's not twinking. It's mine.

[Unknown]

It is.

[Brett]

Spin all over me a hundred times. 100,000.

[Unknown]

How come you've never went finger licking good then?

[Brett]

Because I'm not dying of cancer. Not an idiot.

[Unknown]

Well, you said it's not that bad. What's the difference?

[Brett]

And it has accidentally gotten up into the area.

[Unknown]

And did you go?

[Brett]

No. Scream for my life.

[Unknown]

There you go.

[Brett]

No, no, no. But I won't Scooby Doo it unless there's a purpose. Like, I'm just saying I'm not afraid of it if it has a function.

[Unknown]

All right, Scooby, Snarking job.

[Brett]

Look, I would be. I'd scooby that thing right off my face if I had to take a facial and scooby it off to cure the cancer from. Yeah, do that.

[Unknown]

Is this mother effer really trying to talk us dudes in the swallowing loads? You're totally flaming out now, bro.

[Brett]

It's to cure cancer, you bastard. All I'm saying is what if it did your scenario. What if it did, huh?

[Unknown]

And what if it didn't?

[Brett]

No, no, that's the.

[Unknown]

Then you're gonna be a grinder.

[Dick Toledo]

You wouldn't do it as a test, right?

[Brett]

Yeah, if.

[Unknown]

How do you know?

[Brett]

Somebody else did it first? And doctors have come up with the science. It's science, you dumb son of a.

[Unknown]

People died of aids, but Magic Johnson, he wind up maybe taking a little man.

[Brett]

He wouldn't admit it.

[Unknown]

Yeah, he gulped.

[Dick Toledo]

He'd admitted by now a billionaire. He'd make him another billion on cookie.

[Brett]

I ate my own. Come on, Cook.

[Unknown]

Somebody wants to know if you'd got. If you get rid of the Juno's and grew hair, would you take it?

[Brett]

Yeah, in a second. All right. Your Juno shrinks down to regular sized human nose. And you have Fabio's hair by the end of the day. What do I have to do? Just drink some? Nope. Jesus Christ. That was fast.

[Brady]

Wrong one.

[Brett]

Come on, that's dumb. That's what people are saying now. So you don't Masturbate because it's. It would be touching some guy's junk. That's twinking too.

[Unknown]

I'm not putting it in my mouth.

[Brett]

You're not jerking a dude off.

[Unknown]

I'm not ingesting it, though. That's the definition.

[Brett]

So you jerk me off. So long as you don't swallow.

[Unknown]

Not you. Why would I do that to you?

[Brett]

Well then who? Me. Myself and I. Same thing. We'll talk.

[Unknown]

Maybe. If Frank Sinatra came back to life.

[Brett]

If that meant Frank Sinatra lived again, would you eat your own?

[Unknown]

I would think about it.

[Dick Toledo]

There we go.

[Brett]

Anyway, the whole Rat Pack back.

[Unknown]

And I hate you.

[Brady]

Got something.

[Brett]

I hate topics like this because I know Beth's talking about the same thing. Just homogenized radio all over the place.

[Dick Toledo]

Remember that email we got last week? John J.N.

[Brett]

Rich. John Jen Rich. Have the same news stories as us. I know. It's all the same.

[Unknown]

Think they got this one?

[Brett]

Yeah. Oh, for sure.

[Dick Toledo]

Hey, if it cured. If anything to do with your face.

[Brett]

They'D be all, oh, if John Jay could find out there's a cosmetic surgery all over it. You rub that all over your face every day. John Jay what isn't on his face constantly? Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Jesus Christ. Hard pass. I'm with Brett and Brady on this one.

[Brett]

What's wrong with your stuff? Mine probably tastes great. I don't know. But if it cured cancer, I'd be snow then, dude, I'd be drinking it. Like insured.

[Dick Toledo]

It'd be an acqu.

[Brett]

Let us know then. I will. I hope. You know what I hope? I hope. Here's what I hope, Brett. I hope you get cancer. I hope you get cancer soon. And I hope that the doctors say. But there is a weird thing about your body and an anomaly that your own semen cures cancer. I hope that happens.

[Unknown]

I've lived a good life, pal. I'm out.

[Dick Toledo]

Thanks, Sinatra.

[Unknown]

I've lived a life.

[Brett]

I'm gonna. I need my way to Brady's God. Dear Brady's God, please give Brett cancer that's only curable by his own semen. And he has to drink 10cc's a day.

[Unknown]

No.

[Brett]

Ha ha ha. Lamb of God, John.

[Dick Toledo]

I spend a lot of time in cabin up on the High Line. And there's a lot of times during the winter I have snot dripping out of my nose. I'm not gonna ingest that either. It's the same thing to me.

[Brett]

It is.

[Dick Toledo]

That's what I say too. It is.

[Unknown]

It's snot from a different area.

[Brett]

Guess it could Be an argument made for that. Yeah, it's mucus. It's a mucus.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay, maybe one has one thing.

[Brett]

But I'll tell you, this highline guy, Your finger's been jammed in that nose a million times and you've pulled it out and maybe eaten some. And by the way, the way your body's designed. Dip. Highline guy, you swallow snot constantly. Oh.

[Dick Toledo]

And you're sleeping.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

When you're awake, but you don't have.

[Unknown]

A crank up there. And you're swallowing that.

[Brett]

That. That would be dumb.

[Unknown]

And you still don't have to do that. See, that is.

[Brett]

You're an idiot, John. Swallow snot every time you swallow.

[Dick Toledo]

With all your medical knowledge, can I at least do my load in a protein shake? Maybe a shake, something like that.

[Brett]

I'm fine with that. Like br. Say it. Put in a cup of noodles or something.

[Brady]

Little chicken.

[Brett]

It just has to be in there. Actually, I don't like that. Cuz I think scientifically, when it heats up, it kills the properties you need.

[Dick Toledo]

Like a.

[Brady]

Just. You can do a cold mix shaker bottle.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm never going to look at those the same way again.

[Brady]

Those cold oats.

[Brett]

Oh, God, those things. See, Put oats. I'm already unhealthy. I don't eat oats now. No, no, I'm not doing that. Just a straight shot. I think I'm going straight in. You drink sambuca?

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brett]

I'd rather drink my own. All right.

[Unknown]

Challenge.

[Brett]

Trust me, not a challenge. Give me five minutes, I'll bring back my shot. You drink your sambuca.

[Brady]

All right.

[Dick Toledo]

You bunch of hypocrites. Which one of you has never kissed their girl after a mouth hug?

[Brett]

You know who you are after a mouth. A full, finishing mouth hug. No, that's. That's used. Yeah, see? Yeah, there you go.

[Unknown]

What's the difference?

[Brett]

One's. One's used. It was yours. I don't. I don't want to use.

[Dick Toledo]

See, I don't want second hand.

[Brett]

I'm not sitting on someone else's bicycle seat. Yeah. I want it straight from the tap.

[Dick Toledo]

Decent band.

[Brett]

You know what else I've never done? Like, Megan will take a sip of something and I'm like, pour that. Throw that in my mouth. That's gross. That's just not how.

[Unknown]

You just want it right from the tap.

[Brett]

Right out of the tap. Okay. All right. Lips on the. Just drop a little homeburg. Bound right in my throat. No time, no time. All the time in the world, baby. But you do that if it Brought Sinatra back to life.

[Unknown]

I said, think about it.

[Brett]

How about this? What if, for a week, you had to eat your own, and you got 24 hours of Frank Sinatra at 45 in Vegas? 24 hours a day.

[Unknown]

Oh, man.

[Brett]

Full day with you and Sinatra.

[Unknown]

It'd be tough. I mean, maybe the whole Rat Pack.

[Brett]

You gotta eat every time for a week, and you have to do it every day, and it'll bring them back to life. This is the worst Disney movie. Yeah.

[Unknown]

No, I'm out.

[Brett]

You wouldn't do that, right? That day with Sinatra at the Sands.

[Unknown]

Now, maybe one and done, but that's about it. Not a week.

[Dick Toledo]

Wow.

[Brett]

Okay, now, hold on. Why would it be so bad to do it? Why would it be so bad to do seven if you've done one?

[Unknown]

I don't know. I just know you're not doing it after.

[Brett]

Like, on Wednesday, you'd be like, it's not bad.

[Unknown]

No, I'm out.

[Brett]

Let's go out and pull some grapefruit. Starts tasting pretty citrusy.

[Dick Toledo]

Put the poly walnuts.

[Brady]

Get that pineapple in there on the sides.

[Dick Toledo]

Get that in there.

[Brett]

Maybe get a hankering for it. And you can bring back the whole Rat Pack.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Every day it's a new member.

[Brett]

Every day is a Rat Pack member. I'd skip Friday because Joey Bishop's a draft. Peter Lawrence, too, kind of like, you know, it wasn't.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brett]

You, Sammy, Dean, and Frank. And all you got to do is eat everybody's junk in here.

[Unknown]

Nah.

[Brett]

No, I do that. And I'm not even that big a fan of those guys just to have him in the room. Hey, how'd this happen? That twink over there sucked down all these dudes.

[Unknown]

Thank you.

[Brett]

Brought us back from the grave.

[Brady]

He's a good man.

[Brett]

Hey, man, great job on the old swallow.

[Unknown]

There's enough twinks in the swirl to do that.

[Brett]

The Twinkie man can Brett just wiping his mouth. This is magic.

[Dick Toledo]

We always get texters that go a little too far.

[Brett]

I'm gone too far, John.

[Dick Toledo]

Before my wrestling tournaments, I like to rub it in my beard and let it dry so it gets all over my opponent.

[Brett]

All right, let me ask you this. First off. First question I got about that is, what'd you have a beard and wrestling for? What are you, like, 40 kids wrestling with beards?

[Dick Toledo]

And how big is it? Like one of those full diamond beards?

[Brett]

Yeah, one of them Gilbert kids. That's like 22 in high school with a full beard.

[Unknown]

How many kids you have in the crawl space? Jesus followed it up with.

[Dick Toledo]

If I win the match, then I win. If I lose, then the joke's on them.

[Brett]

How much face to face contact was going on in your wrestling? That guy was licking my beard the whole match. I hate to break it to you. You weren't on the wrestling team.

[Dick Toledo]

John, listening to you these past 20 minutes, you seem like a dude who likes a snowball every now and then.

[Brett]

No, that's gross. It's used. It's already been through the wall.

[Unknown]

He wants it straight from the tap.

[Brett]

Straight out of the tap. I don't need it. I don't need like truffle butter or cream pies and yuck.

[Dick Toledo]

How come you didn't offer Brady any food? Like a lifetime membership to Viet Shack or any other food business? He wouldn't be able to say no.

[Brady]

Go.

[Brett]

Yeah, exactly. Do it. It's 8:30 something. We're bringing back the rat Pack. I think we should all do it in front of each other and then watch that magic Ouija Ouija board action. So that's. The room starts spinning with stars and stardust and mercury. Whoa.

[Brady]

New York, New York.

[Brett]

They're coming back. Keep jerking. Yeah, if you believe it, it can happen. Bert, I'll see you tomorrow. What are you wasting it all for? You don't know? You eat your own, I come back for 24.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, somebody's projecting. Homeberg, you fantasize about a lot of gay stuff, my man.

[Brett]

Gay scenario. It's not gay fantasy. Gay fantasy is easy.

[Dick Toledo]

Jesus. It's got to be difficult for Brady trying to raise Kirby while also trying to lower his blood pressure and cholesterol. Brady knows God is watching, so he would never gulp himself. That would disqualify.

[Brett]

Wouldn't that be God's plan? Yeah, that's true. The stupid thing is it's God's plan if he made it the cure. And he's involved. Right. Anyway, whatever. We'll get Dale's answer on this in a minute. It's 98 KUPD. There goes your breaker.

[Dick Toledo]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool actually. No membership fee.

[Brett]

I have heard enough of this.