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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
02-27-26 - Guad Squares - Bill Clinton - Tracy Morgan - Trump - Obama - Rapture Brady - DeNiro - Mad Dog Russo
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You're listening to the HMS Podcast, brought to you by MMP Guns.com, your most trusted online marketplace for firearms, ammunition and accessories. It's John Holmberg here, seeing clear as a bell, thanks to my friends at the Schwartz Laser Eye Center. Well, here we are looking at a brand new year. Can you see yourself in 2026? Can you see it all? I mean, really? Maybe in 2026 you should see yourself seeing. Fix those eyes. Vision changes are gradual. You might not even know how bad it's gotten. I know. That was my story. So start the new year by seeing clearly. Visit Dr. Jay Schwartz and his team. Schwartz Laser Eye Center, 480483 Eyes Schwartz Laser Eye center, the official eye center for your diamondbacks and sons. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? You PD girl. You didn't get a good girl? We did. She hung up. Oh, for Christ's sake. Will the girl call back? We can't have Jack. She works here. You can't do it. You just. Why not? And you can't just stand here and stare at us either. For Christ's sake. Go down and be a salesperson somewhere else. Crying out loud. These broads. And we need a woman. We need a woman on the phone. What's going on with your mic? I think I'm fine. It's just nothing we're on here works, right? Thrillers. Well, please, because you don't put any money into it. It's all gonna break. Exactly. We need a girl still. You get the girl? We had. She hung up. Yeah, we had Paige and then she. Oh, boy. 5, 8, 5, 9, 800. We closed out all the lines and we gave her the thing and she hung up on it. We got Breaking Benjamin tickets in for today. Okay, perfect. And by the way, next week marks Corey's full term birthday. Would have been Thriller's real birthday had he not tumbled out a couple months early. Yeah. So next Friday is the day you were supposed to be healthily born. Pretty much. But you were three. You were early January. Yes. Six weeks, more or less. Six. Yeah. Where you getting your math? Yeah. Six weeks from eight, that's eight weeks late January to early March. When's your birthday? 22nd of January. Oh, I thought it was like the 10th or so. No, no, no. It's late. All right, so there it is. Six weeks. You. Yeah, I was going to say you're probably terrible with time considering you didn't even know when nine Months was. You got out early? Yeah, I quit. Yeah, you busted out of there really fast, but I'm proud of you. You got it right. And so your mom's going to come in here next week? I guess so, yeah. And we're going to have full term birthday boy Corey Thriller. Draw. Well, it's what. What it would have been like had Thriller come out on time. It wouldn't need a helicopter. That's what they would, the doctors. Would you have had the stuff you've got had you not? They told me they were like, hey, weren't early, it would have developed a lot better. You just hung on for six more weeks. Son of a. I wanted to cut the time and it sucks in there. Do you regret it? Your first choice was. Your first choice was pretty life altering. I was like, dude, what's one month compared to nine? It's nothing. Well, it turns out quite a bit. Really. You were 3/4 finished. Yeah. Now you gotta finish your life that way. C is average, right? Yeah, it's true. I guess that's a C student. A C. A C zygote anyway. All right, we got her. Yeah, we're all ready to roll out. All right, let's do it. It's your Guadalupe Squares. Breaking Benjamin. Tickets are on the line right now. The word for nine o' clock remains Electra. We'll get to that. With a K. With a K. Yes. Because it's the record label. That's right, Electra, the record label. But in the meantime, let's play these squares and give you guys some stuff. Here's the host of your said squares, Mr. Thriller. Walk Thriller. Thank you, Chancellor. Let's begin. Top left square. Witness relocation, Bill Clinton. That's right. Today I go in. How you guys doing? How are you guys doing? Great. How you doing? I'm doing great. Did you see Hillary yesterday? Was she was being deposed? Yeah. They were talking about Epstein and she came out, you know, cock of the wal. And she said, oh, I never knew him, I didn't do that. And tomorrow my husband will clear this up, which he does not know. This is my first opportunity to get that bitch thrown in jail for killing all those people and putting my name on. That'd be convenient. She's a Rodham. Yeah, I'm a Clinton. I don't want all these things tied to me. I didn't kill anybody. And she's been holding this over my head for a long time. They say the Jews are in control. That's not true. You killed that cigar. It's. Oh, man, that thing was soaked. Here's what you never knew about that, Brett. Now I'm getting up in age. I can tell the story. All right. That thing was in Monaco so long that once I touched it, my fingers got pruning. Bill, we spent an hour and a half trying to light that cigar like a, like a, like a, like a dura flame that been in the rain. Put it back in the humidor. It did not make regular fire colors either. That green hue, that weird flame, like something's wrong. I think there's chemicals in this. Oh, there was. Oh, there was chemicals and all right. I did not realize that that fat bitch was going to keep that dress. But that's an older story. I'm on to a new fat bitch. And I might be your neighbor, Corey. We'll see. We end up witness relocation. My name now is going to be Yeezy. Yes. Kowitz. Run a little bagel shop over there in Scottsdale. Once I sell Hillary's ass up the river and it has been a 30. They say revenge is sweet. It's a dish serve cold. I'm serving a 30 year revenge sweet on her. That's what I'm doing. You'd be the one Jew from Arkansas they're going to ask. First question to say what? How did you know? Jeffrey Epson's like, don't worry about it. Let's talk about the murders. Let's get to the rat Killing. Hillary killed everybody. And she's going to kill you guys too, if you're not careful. So I'll spill the beans, but you got to promise me, all expenses paid, new identity. Scott, I'm going to tell you right now, good luck. I got plans to move to Scottsdale. And just about everybody at the Bottle Blonde that's happening. I'm going to nail them all. All right. Die Hard. But over now, to the top, middle square. Tracy Morgan joining us. I got a new TV show out. Cory, you didn't even mention it. I did not know. Do you know the name of it? Not at all. That's unfortunate. Cuz I forgot what station today the thing is on NBC. That's where I got my start. But I was on the Saturday Night Live and then I moved on over over to the 30 rock. And I was the star of that. Yeah, I'm such a good actor. They just said call him Tracy on that too. So he answers to it. But that's exactly what I did. Corey, your birthday's next week. Yes, technically, the good one, the real one. Are you gonna spend Full term Birthday Walking Like a man. No, this one. That way. Your new show is called Reggie Dinkins. I know that. Oh, it's that one. Okay. Circle get the square. No. Yes. I think that's how that goes. I think Toledo just got one. Right? Oh, it's what? It's on Tuesdays. Okay. I don't know. You can download it on the Hulu. You can download it on Paramount Plus. On the Hulu. Paramount Plus. And the Hulu. And the Hulu. You did it on all that stuff. That's how TV works now. Richard. But you don't question me about entertainment. I'm in show business. I'm the one in show business. You are that. You're not. You sit in the background and just stare at show business. I am show business. You're not. You still wear sweatpants. Circle gets the square over. Now to the top right square. We have President Trump. How are you, sir? Doing great. What a speech I gave. Yeah. Longest ever. That's right. He had a lot to say. And you know, they say that about Trump a lot. They say Trump long. The ladies say longest ever right after usually. That's usually kind of the adjective going and going. That's what they say. It just never ends. It never ends. Unlike Bill. Nobody ever says longest ever about those cigar. Even Monica was like that didn't take long. Not the longest ever. Whatever. Doesn't matter to me. I'm getting out of this mess in a few Yizzy's out the door. By the time you see me leaving, I'm gonna have payex and a yarmulke and I'm on my way to Scottsdale. All right. He's gonna tell about his wife who murdered just about everyone. A lot of them get her in jail. Huh? I think Hillary is. I think she's going to get a Netflix special. Like Dahmer, Ed Gein. She's one of those. And I think. You ever leave a messy dress behind. Sir. Let me just take a poll of the room real quick. Okay? The poll of the room. If you love American citizens, stand up. That's kind of Toledo. Stay down. There's Brett. If you do it for the. How do you not. I really fooled the Democrats with that one. I said if you want to work with only us. And remember the guy I brought out? That speech was so great. The guy I brought out and I said he was detained and we freed him and he's here tonight. And then we brought him in like it was a. Like it was Maury. Like I was Maury. Povich. And he went and he hugged his wife and he left with kids. Probably one of the. Probably. Well, I'll tell you, they came back from getting milk. They were trying to make kids right there. I'll tell you this, when I. The creepiest thing in State of the Union history happened because when he hugged his wife, I just said very creepily into the mic, you have a good night. And it got really weird. Forgot that part. But he banged. He banged his wife for the first time. And we're very beautiful. Very American, American story. Very American. Very American story. Boning your wife. That's right. Unlike Corey's mom's vagina, which is like a water slided golf land. It just. It's twisty and messed up and kids just fall out of it. Come on, get ahead of next week, man. Get them out now. Get them out now. Gotta get them out now. Which is what your mother said three months. Three months before the doctor. She just didn't listen to doctors. A lot of people don't. A lot of people say doctors are wrong. So she did it her way twice with your mom. Two times. Yeah. The first one was also a month early. Two times they tumbled out of the water slide a little early right there. Nobody catch them. Nobody to catch them. All right now, sir, let's hop on over to another president middle and square here. Obama. What's going on? It was President's Day last Monday. Yes. And I decided to go out, tell everybody that there's aliens everywhere. You just confirmed 80. No problem. Confirmed 80. Garlock. Big Mike, what about that other. Yeah, I was just gonna mention that. What about that? She's an Aurelian and they show up, they look like women and they fool you. Sort of like one of the people in Thailand and Toledo's visit. One of those Therians we heard about earlier. Our Larian, Marlock, the Arlirian. And over time she develops a huge dick. Well, it's been a long time. You know, you can get out of this with me, Varrock, if you just sell her up the river too. Because Hillary's gonna go. Might as well throw Big Mike in the water. Yeah, I can't. She'll find me. She will. And she will wrestle me to the dirt. She's not here today, Big Mike. Yeah, I don't think so. Keep her there. Big Mike. Up in this bitch. Hey, Big Mike. What's going on? Tracy? What up? Big Mike and I played one on one the other day. And somehow another, in a one on one game, she had 14 assists. Her dick had 12 points. Those guys, they play a rough battle, one on one. Big Mike, if she dunks underneath her right, you never go underneath her. It's can limbo underneath. Like getting hit by Big Ben's pendulum. That's right. That's a pretty easy limbo. The other night, I woke up in the middle of night. I was still a little groggy, and I walked by and I thought, when did we get a grandfather clock? And it was. Big Mike was standing there in the bathroom with a shadow. The shadow. I swore to God it was always 6pm for some reason. And then I said, good Christ, there's aliens. I don't have any evidence that these aliens are coming, okay? But I do have evidence that one of them is in my house, because that ain't human. What's going on? All right, now we go to the Middle Square Rapture. Brady, you already left. You're looking live at the on Panzee river in Columbus, Ohio, home of the Ohio State Buckeyes and the Ohio State University. I'm Brady Bogan, live at my nephew Charlie's wedding. Oh, and I arrived early because the time difference. And also tonight is the glorious, and I mean glorious, rehearsal dinner. And I can't wait. It's gonna be great. And now I will portal back to the studio. Oh, I've made it back into my time time warp portal. You're doing that quicker and quicker. Good on you. Jesus gave it to me. And now I can rapture whenever I want. I'm like a cool Ford truck. I'm a Ford rapture. What's on the spread at Charlie's wedding? Well, there's some good stuff. Start you with a pinwheel, and you can never go wrong with a pinwheel. And then we're gonna go over to the first. Gonna jump right over the red velvet cake. That's gonna be. Oh, and then the best part is Mark Pie has come by and he's. He's catering, done all those cheeky noodles. And then they stop. It's okay. I'm busy. I'm back in Ohio. It's what we. It's how we say it. Hanging out with Brennan already. Yeah, Tom's coming up. Tom's gonna be at the. I never met this Charlie character, but I'm here for the Cheeky Doodles. That's right. You'll be there for a straight wedding, wouldn't you, Brennan? There was only one kind of wedding, Cory, and we're not talking about the ones. Cory laughs A little like you, Tommy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Gah, gah. Gag, gag, gag, gag, gag. He's like a spongebob. A little bit. A little bit. Anyway, we left Cincinnati and we came over here to Columbus, which I like to call the capital of the world, to watch Charlie, Brady's nephew marry a woman, which is the only type of marriage confirmed well, so far. Did you check? I'm not gonna do any of that. You learned. Hopefully Charlie's already done that. He probably hasn't because the Lord would frown on that as he sullies the bed sheets tonight with a great red stain to prove that his wife. That's how marriage works. That's biblical, Brady. I mean. Yeah. You waited, right? It is National Strawberry Day. I tried to wait, but I. Oh, God, that one just landed over here. National Strawberry. They're gonna look like a strawberry patch with Charlie's. Don't have the pied beforehand. That's exactly right. I tried to wait and I would get to a certain point, just feed the fish, if you know what I mean. Ah, we know. Especially you. Congratulations to my nephew Charlie and his soon to be betrothed woman of choice. All right now, middle rice. We got a crying tener. Bobby, what's wrong? What's wrong? What are you doing? I don't know, Brett. I don't know. I don't know if I like it. What's going on? I gotta cry a little bit. How? Donald Trump's ruining our country. I used to be. I'm pretty tough guy. Pretty tough guy, Brett. But this breaks you. That breaks. Brett. I tell you what, you know what he's doing? Look at him down there. He used to be a man. What happened is the orange menace, Brett. I'll tell you what is the orange menace. Morning sickness. Well, it's now the NBA's time to shine. For us Suns fans, that means fast breaks and buzzer beaters are front and center. It's Dick Toledo for underdog, the app where picking the NBA can score you 5,000 times your money. 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You were Raging Bull, for Christ's sake. I don't want to be a Raging Bull anymore. I want to just be an old man pruning my hedges and not. I was a godfather. I'll leave you some time to console. All right, let's head on over now to the. Let's see. Bottom left square, we got Brett's secret square. What's going on here? All right. In honor of Brady. I had a radio job in Cincinnati. You might have known me. I went by the names of Sunshine, Caravella, Midnight, Duke Style, Cool and Fever. Oh, baby. If you ever wonder, Wonder whatever came of me Close enough. That's pretty good. I would have been 86 today. Are the person who played either way, we'll get the character or. Okay. Okay. Yeah. All right, now to the bottom, middle. So I got Mad Dogs here. Finally get down to Mad Dog Russo, which is the greatest thing. That's a March madness. We've got the spring training coming. Hi, Brad. How are you? Good. How you doing? I'm doing very well, thank you very much. Mad Dog Russo live on ESPN all the time. Hello, Yankees. Gonna do. They're gonna do great. They're gonna come in second, though. Second through the Canadian ball busters, the Toronto Blue Jays. Now, for no reason whatsoever, the 1994 lineup for your Toronto Blue Jays. First base, John Olerud. Correct. That's right. Third base, Kelly Gruber. Correct. Great mullet on Kelly Gruber. And I also like to say that Gruber, who played short shortstop, was Walt Weiss. Nice swinging for it. That's right. I told you. I know exactly what I'm talking about. I talk about the 1994. Second base was a white guy with the hair. Didn't we just say Gruber? No. Kelly Gruber was third base. Scuba. Third base, Goober. And the rest of the team also rounded out the lineup. Yes. There are your 1994 Toronto Blue Jays. Who's your team? White Sox. Chicago White Sox. Are they still in the major leagues? Barely. I don't know what's going on over there, but if you don't know who Mad Dog Russo is, educate yourself. Educate yourself like I did. And here's the starting Lineup for your 1979 Pittsburgh Pirates, World champions. In the city of champions, Iron City, 1979. All right. Shortstop, Tim Foley. Second base, Phil Garner. That's right. Third base, Bill Madlock. The Mad dog stole the nickname. I did not him. Outfield was fantastic. Dave Parker, Bill Robinson and Omar Moreno. Behind the plate, you had the beautiful Ed Ott. And on off days, Manny Sanguillen. Beautiful, great. Had that baseball card. Manny Sanguin. It's worth about 3 cents, maybe 2 even. Autograph Manny Sangu. And Manny saying Ian won't pay you for his own baseball card. He'll just take a selfie and say, good, I've got one. Anyway, baseball is back. You go to any spring training games this year, Brett? Yeah, I'm gonna go. Which ones are you gonna go see? You gonna go watch the White Sox? Yep. Minor league games. That's exactly right. Might as well just run over to Mountain View and watch a good team. Anyway, baseball's back. I don't know what else to talk about. You wanna talk about March? Maddie's right around the corner. And I will tell you all about that next week. Here's the starting lineups for your St. Joseph's Night, 1951. Okay. Senna, Larry Mikan. Okay, I'm making this up. No one will research it. He didn't have to say that. I promise you, this will not be research. Yes. All right, now let's wrap it up here, Lord, and save your trip. Reef. How are you, sir? I'm doing just fine. Just fine. Okay, what are you talking about, Brett? Firstly, no one talks about the list. What Ha. What? Look, sometimes David Moore gets a little out of hand and he lands a lucky blow with his hand gestures. I may or may not be missing a tooth. Oh, no. Oh, like the. Like the US Hockey player. Yes. In honor of Jack Hughes, I have lost the front tooth. And I'm gonna get a gold one in place. Just like Jack Hughes should do. With the Porsche logo on it. Yeah, yeah, the tooth fairy came to my house. And guess what? But she's pregnant. Oh, of course, she came to my house too then. But you could take credit for it, cuz I got to get milk. At least yours was a female rather than Brady's. Point was Brady's Was a guy. Yeah, man. Not normal. All right, Kevin is on the line along with a woman named Luke. Paige? Paige, are you there? Yes, I am here, sir. Paige, you're a girl. You got to pick a square. Go. I'm gonna go for my boyfriend, Bill. All right, Page. Hey, I'm gonna be single in about nine hours. Well, single, maybe less. There's a time change. Well, there is a time change, but I figured by the time they prosecute, it will be midnight. Paige, where do you live in. Huh? I was gonna say Bill was kind of hot back in 2001 in Vegas, but anyways. What was your question? Bill, Sorry to interrupt you. Wait a second. You would have blown me back in the day. I think she's saying she did in 2000. Wait a second. Yeah. Why are you blowing me in 2001? I'm three years by then. No, it's all good. But no, nothing happened. Are you chunky? Because I like them thick. I'm kind of like the guy from Silence of the Lambs. If you're not a size 14, I'm not interested. No, I think that's a problem. Yeah, unfortunately, she's a little bit bigger than that. I'll take it. Any port the storm, sister. I'm 80. I got a question for you. I just got to slide up against a crease, and you're going to be covered. Mayonnaise. Oh, and I like mayonnaise. Go ahead. All right. Bubble wrap was originally invented to be wallpaper. Bumble wrap. What? Bumble rap. Bumble. What's bumble rap? It's a new genre of music. She's going to say yes, and I'm going to go with that. All right. You know what I like hearing words coming out of her mouth. And then a spitting sound. Well, correct. Then X, it's the square. So it all worked out perfect. Nice job, sister. Falcon. All right, Kevin. Falcone. You go and make a choice. Let's go with the Rapture Brady. Rapture Brady in the center. Hi, Kevin. God bless. Watch this. Kevin. I can rapture myself right back on my rapture tube. They have a bullfrog spas here. Wherever there's a bullfrog spas. I can teleport. You teleport and materialize two words that real Brady can't say in a row. Similarly similar minary. Similar semenary. Cinnamon toast crunch Goodness. Yeah, I got back. I left for the bullfrog spas special. Well, while you're here, I got a question for you. You spend approximately three life sitting on the Toilet in a row? Maybe. Maybe, yeah. Could I get it out of the way? 300 days of my life sitting on a toilet. Maybe not you in particular, but one of those days, Chloe's mom had a baby. Tracy. Little toilet baby. No, no. She knew. The whole time. She knew she was pregnant. She didn't know you was gonna come out before Easter? Yeah. Was it in the hospital? Yeah. Okay. Eventually. Not confirmation. I needed a copter to bring her over to the hospital. The first words Corey ever heard on this planet was, oh, what's that? Probably he was airlifted sideways. How did I get in here? Who did you pick? Brady. Oh, yeah. 300 days a line in a toilet. Yeah, it seems a little light. Okay, so yours seems a little light. Well, I do. Three times a day. There's 440 days a year. No, not even close. 30 hours a day? Nope. Wow. No, I've got the. I think it's more than that. I think it's probably more than 300 total days on the can. All right, so you're saying four. What about women? They sit to pee, their number is twice as high. Fair point. Yeah. All right, go ahead. All right, then, Kevin, do you agree or disagree with. False. Well, you said approximately, so I'm gonna go false. I disagree with Freddie. It's true. Well, that's incorrect then. He was right. I was right. I told you so. X. But it was lower. It was only 92 days. What is this? Card sharks? Yes, ladies spend more time on the toilet. That's right. And sometimes they pee and sometimes they chew, and sometimes they make crooked babies. Oh, all right, there. So X has that square so we can get Pace to go for trick for the who was down in the bottom square. Like a Cincinnati Bill Duca or something. I'm not sure. Trying to write it down. It's trip. Re. Oh, it's my favorite. This. This chick is losing. Sounds like your favorite. All right, calm down, Cincinnati douche guy. Cincinnati douche man, that's what my nickname was when I went to Ohio, cuz I unclogged a lot. Come on, man. Come on, man. Douche. I don't want to know how to. All right, go ahead. That's a fun flight. By the way, the ten o' clock word is nothing. Nothing. Is there? No, it's really a word. Nothing. Yeah, yeah. No, the word. It's the word nothing. All right, so I got a question for you. Having. Having sex on a regular basis will help heal your brain. True or false? Yeah, she's right. You have sex with Paige, too. Yeah, I mean, our brains are on a wavelength together. Yeah. Why do you think I'm still so sharp in my 90s comb? Finding souls I see. Daily humping with a sexy car for homeless people. Yeah. Beating up the homeless. And I'm pulling into my convertible 55 Porsche. Just growl at her. What's my engine roaring? Oh, you know what's awesome right now about me, lady? I'm missing. I'm missing a tooth. So there's no barrier between me and your honey hole. No bite marks unless you want them. I can gum the little man in the canoe like a. Like a baba. She just ruined my Friday. Yeah, I did. I ruined your pants for a Friday. Oh, sorry. You sat in a puddle on a perfectly clear day. Change of clothes. Yeah. Oh, you got a lot of. Not even 92 yet and already sweating for you. Yeah, that's right. Anyway, I say whatever I say. All right, so you were saying True. Now, Paige, do you agree with true or disagree with true? I agree with true. Correct. X gets the clean sweep. Hang on, we'll hook you both up. Yeah, everybody gets something. Nice job. Hold on. Simple as punch. There you go, Christopher, there's your lineup for the 94. Toronto Beach. Well, I knew it already, but if you want to go through the whole thing, Pat Borders, John Oliver, Roberto Alomar was his second base. Oh, yeah. So I was wrong about a white guy with hair and this the shortstop. You were wrong on Dick Schofield for a while there, and then Joe Carter, of course, hit the came winning home run in the the 93 World Series. This is the 94 team. Strike season. They couldn't get through it. This is strike season. You're gonna have a great game. Today. Me and Stephen A. Smith argued about race, and then I talk about baseball. You'll solve race? I will solve it. Is it a problem to be solved? Is the final solution. And I have it on first take. No, no, no. It's Stephen A. Smith and me race baiting on espn. What else is new? That's every day, man. That's every day. I've got to go. We should just change the name of that show. Notice what it is? Yeah. Watch. What? Family Feud is also. Wow. All right, go with this. Every episode with Harvey, it's white family versus white family. That is true every single time. But they don't. They don't like. No, but you can tell. It's like, come on, y'. All. Come on. Come on, y'. All. They have Asians on the. Sometimes once in a while. Mask the scent of whites. When you guys call me the race. Come on, you're talking. I loved every second of it, but I don't know what? I don't know if you saw that email yet. This one said. Oh, jeez, did I get this already? It says, well, Homberg, I guess you did not learn from the first time you mocked God. You did it again. May God forgive you. You really need to find Jesus before it's too late. He does love you and he's waiting for you. You go read a Bible. She claimed my eye. Your eyes. So again, because you smoted God. He's so insecure that if I say anything bad about him, he tries to injure my eye. And meanwhile, kids with cancer. And yet he gave you the ability to do that. Right. Unless this is phase three when you were bothering the. That's right, the Scientologists. Now that I'm afraid of. They're real. Yeah, but their God has a name, right? L. Ron Hubbard. Oh, there you go. Okay. There you go. It also has a second name. It's M E Y M E Y E R. That's it. I love to eat them every day. If you ask me why, I'll say cuz S C I E N T O. It's too long to spell. That's it. Larry's coming up next. 10 o'. Clock. Word for you guys is nothing. N O T H I N G. That's how this works. I'm out tomorrow. Oh, where are you going? A Renaissance festival. Festival. Oh right for Brew Fest. That's the way to sell it. That's the way to sell it. So beers everywhere. Yeah, tons of beers and meads. Everything else. So I'll be out there from noon to 2 tomorrow. Just take the 60 all the way out. Follow all the cars, man. I'll tell you what, nothing better than a 90 degree day and a bunch of people dressed up like it's 1600. Yeah, well, I'll be drinking beer, so maybe a little bit of a weight problem. What? No. Yeah, just walking around with open air turkey legs and how dare you, sir, Wax hands that are melting in their pockets. And a Pepsi. It's fun though. You'll have a good time. Brad will make it fun. I'd go out there and drink with you if it wasn't for you. Don't remember the logo cups in the 1600s? Oh yeah, no, they had those. All those people. What would you like? Would you like potato or bread? Look at the Pepsi. And a wax hand. And a corn dog. Oh, that? Yes. Five shillings there. It calls. There's some plague with that. Yeah, little touch of the plague. You throw that on there. Sprinkle it in. We're done. Larry's next. You guys have a good one. We'll see Monday in the morning. Signal. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.