Holmberg's Morning Sickness – Arizona Episode Summary (February 28, 2025)
Host/Author: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio
Episode Title: BR - FRI - Study Says Having Kids Good For Brain - Kid Bites Ref's Testicle - SciNews On Planet Parade And Moon Asteroid - Brady Stretches w/Stuffed Ranch Pizza Story - John Dry Heaves Over Bret's Eye Vid
Release Date: February 28, 2025
Introduction
In this vibrant episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, Arizona's top morning radio show hosted by John Holmberg, listeners are treated to an eclectic mix of discussions ranging from music history and quirky news stories to scientific updates and humorous banter among the hosts—Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo. The episode, released on February 28, 2025, spans various engaging topics designed to entertain and provoke thought among its audience.
Grunge Music and the Tragic Story of Lane Staley
The episode opens with Bret Bogen delving into the unfortunate demise of Lane Staley, the iconic lead singer of Alice in Chains. Bret paints a somber picture of Staley's isolation and demise, narrating the grim details surrounding his death.
Bret Bogen [00:33]: "Lane was done. I remember Jerry Cantrell from Alice in Chains doing an interview saying we'd try to go to his house and he wouldn't talk to us... He was done. And they knew he was going to die. It's just a matter of time."
Brady adds a melancholic note, reflecting on Staley's inability to be saved despite efforts.
Brady Bogen [02:08]: "He'll never know, right?"
The conversation underscores the struggles of mental health and substance abuse within the music industry, highlighting the irreversible loss of talented individuals like Staley.
Brady Report: A Segment of Quirky News and Fun Facts
The Brady Report segment, led by Brady Bogen with contributions from Ladonna Bogan, brings a variety of intriguing and light-hearted news items.
National Pancake Day Celebrations
The hosts kick off the report by celebrating National Pancake Day, engaging in a spirited debate over the authenticity of American pancakes versus international variations.
Bret Bogan [03:07]: "Oh, not International Pancake Day. National. American pancakes only."
Their playful banter emphasizes cultural preferences and the trivial yet relatable aspects of daily life.
Fun Facts: Parking Spaces and Weather Terminology
Ladona shares two fun facts:
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Parking Spaces in the U.S.
Ladona Bogan [03:43]: "There are about 2 billion parking spaces in the U.S., or 7 per car."
Bret comments on the vast number, noting it as a lucrative business.
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Hurricanes vs. Typhoons
Ladona Bogan [05:04]: "Hurricanes and typhoons are the same thing. Different words are just used for different places."
Bret humorously suggests global uniformity in terminology, reflecting on Australia's unique naming conventions.
History of Kitty Litter
The conversation shifts to the invention of kitty litter by Edward Lowe in 1947, discussing its evolution and impact on domestic life.
Bret Bogan [06:20]: "I don't know how we lived before modern day kitty litter. It is so gross."
They reminisce about the challenges before modern litter solutions, highlighting advancements in pet care hygiene.
Parenting and Brain Health Study
Ladona introduces a fascinating study linking parenting to enhanced brain connectivity and reduced brain aging.
Ladona Bogan [09:37]: "Having more children is linked to increased brain connectivity... The effect was seen in both mothers and fathers."
Bret humorously dismisses the study, sparking a lively exchange on the cognitive benefits of raising children.
Bret Bogan [10:15]: "Because you're not getting laid. You're not getting it anymore."
Their differing viewpoints add a layer of humor while touching on the serious implications of the study.
Sports News: Referee Bitten by a Soccer Player's Child
One of the more bizarre news stories covered is an incident where a young child bit a soccer referee's testicle, leading to the cancellation of the match.
Ladona Bogan [11:30]: "The referee was bitten on his left testicle by a child, making it impossible for him to perform his duties."
Bret and the team express shock and amusement over the incident, underscoring the unpredictability of youth behavior in sports settings.
Science News: Planet Parade and Moon Asteroid Update
Professor Brady Bogan presents two intriguing scientific updates:
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Planetary Parade
Ladona Bogan [12:48]: "Seven planets visible in the night sky... Best viewed around dusk, though telescopes may be needed for Uranus and Neptune."
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Asteroid Impact on the Moon
Ladona Bogan [13:36]: "An asteroid previously feared to hit Earth in 2032 is now predicted to potentially impact the Moon, creating a crater the size of a football field."
Bret expresses his disinterest humorously, while discussions about the potential effects of the asteroid impact range from catastrophic to humorous exaggerations.
Bret Bogan [14:27]: "It would cut [the Moon] right in half."
Domestic Disturbances: Storage Unit Tragedy and Vandalism
Man Trapped in Storage Unit
A distressing story unfolds about a 51-year-old man in North Carolina who was locked inside a storage unit by his girlfriend, leading to dehydration.
Ladona Bogan [17:09]: "He was locked in from Thursday the 20th to Monday, which is four days."
The team scrutinizes the credibility of the story, debating inconsistencies and the likelihood of survival without a phone for extended periods.
Bret Bogan [18:33]: "This story doesn't add up at all."
Teen Vandalizes Wrong Car
Another incident involves an 18-year-old and a 16-year-old vandalizing the wrong car due to anger over a $700 debt, resulting in significant property damage and additional charges.
Ladona Bogan [20:49]: "They spray-painted the car and threw eggs at it, but it belonged to the neighbor, not her ex-boyfriend."
The discussion touches on the consequences of youthful rage and the escalation of criminal behavior.
Culinary Collaborations: Taco Bell and DiGiorno
Ladona highlights a unique collaboration between DiGiorno and Hidden Valley to introduce new pizza offerings featuring ranch dressing-infused creations.
Ladona Bogan [22:38]: "DiGiorno is teaming up with Hidden Valley to bring you the Spicy Rancheroni thin crust pizza or the Chicken Bacon Ranch stuffed crust pizza."
The hosts humorously speculate about the practicality and taste of these innovations, reflecting on their love-hate relationship with ranch dressing.
Brett Bogan [26:29]: "It's just the end of us. We've come so close to ranch dressing as a drink."
Video Segment Reactions: From Car Accidents to Peculiar DIY Repairs
A substantial portion of the episode is dedicated to reacting to various user-submitted videos, each more outrageous than the last.
Notable Video Highlights:
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Car Accidents and Stunts
Brett Bogan [34:07]: "He's doing a U-turn into the other side... It looks too fake."
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Body Modifications and Accidents
Brett Bogan [38:39]: "This guy's pierced his penis about 11 times and now he's screwing his split penis into a board."
The hosts express a mix of disgust and bafflement at extreme body modifications and self-harm.
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Oral Hygiene Gone Wrong
Brett Bogan [40:34]: "She's brushing her teeth with it... I can't watch that. That's bad."
The segment culminates with ridicule and disbelief over unconventional and grotesque video content.
Throughout these reactions, the hosts employ humor and shock value, maintaining an engaging and entertaining atmosphere despite the disturbing nature of some content.
Closing Remarks
As the episode winds down, the hosts reflect on the day's diverse array of topics, from tragic music history and bizarre news to innovative culinary ventures and outrageous video content. Their banter remains lively and humorous, ensuring that listeners are both entertained and informed.
Brett Bogan [44:55]: "I have heard enough of this."
The episode concludes with an invitation to tune in to future episodes, promising more engaging and eclectic content.
Notable Quotes
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Bret Bogan [00:33]: "Lane was done... He was done. And they knew he was going to die. It's just a matter of time."
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Ladona Bogan [09:37]: "Having more children is linked to increased brain connectivity... The effect was seen in both mothers and fathers."
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Brett Bogan [26:29]: "It's just the end of us. We've come so close to ranch dressing as a drink."
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Brett Bogan [38:39]: "This guy's pierced his penis about 11 times... He's screwed his split penis into a board."
Conclusion
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully blends serious discussions with light-hearted banter and humorous takes on bizarre news stories. From honoring the legacy of grunge legends to mocking unconventional culinary inventions and reacting to shocking video content, the hosts deliver a dynamic and engaging listening experience. Their ability to navigate a wide range of topics while maintaining humor and relatability solidifies the show's status as Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show.
For more engaging content, tune in to Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10:00 AM or visit www.98kupd.com.