02-28-25 - FULL SHOW - FRIDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: 02-28-25 - FULL SHOW - FRIDAY
Release Date: February 28, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogan, Corey, Dick Toledo, Ladonna Harvey

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Introduction and Community Updates

[00:33] John Holmberg:
John Holmberg opens the show with a light-hearted remark, referencing the old method of treating morning sickness by "throwing him in jail," setting a humorous tone for the episode.

[01:19] Corey:
Corey briefly mentions running into someone, transitioning the conversation to recent social interactions.

Community News: Scottsdale Restaurant Project

[02:44] John Holmberg:
Holmberg shares an anecdote about meeting a group from Dallas at the Rah Rah Room, who are investing in a new restaurant in Scottsdale. He expresses his support for their venture, saying:

“They're putting all sorts of cash into it. I'm like, this is an impressive group.”

[03:03] Brady Bogan:
Brady adds, commenting on the group's dedication and vision for the restaurant, reinforcing the positive outlook.

Guest Appearance: Kato Kaelin

[04:09] Brady Bogan:
Brady announces that Kato Kaelin from the O.J. Simpson trials will be visiting the show next Tuesday. This surprising guest brings a nostalgic element to the discussion.

[04:59] John Holmberg:
Holmberg humorously speculates about Kato's visit, suggesting various scenarios and interacting playfully with the co-hosts about the potential impact of his appearance.

Gene Hackman’s Death: Theories and Speculations

[03:30 - 10:01] John Holmberg, Corey, Brady Bogan:
A significant portion of the show delves into the mysterious death of Gene Hackman. Holmberg discusses various theories, including possible foul play by family members or financial motives. He raises concerns about isolation and lack of regular welfare checks, especially for the elderly:

“Nobody's buying it because it doesn't make sense. Or they're making something up.”

[08:22] Corey:
Corey adds to the conversation by sharing a former police officer’s perspective on decomposition, emphasizing the grim reality behind the term "mummified."

[09:15] John Holmberg:
Holmberg continues to explore the circumstances surrounding Hackman’s death, questioning the adequacy of regular check-ins for elderly individuals living alone.

Elderly Isolation and Welfare Checks

[10:01 - 14:15] John Holmberg, Corey:
The hosts discuss the broader issue of elderly isolation, highlighting cases where elderly individuals have gone unnoticed for extended periods after passing away. They emphasize the importance of regular check-ins to prevent such tragedies.

“You either just pooed or peed and you're washing your hands. And now we're taking shots of the area in question.”

Target Boycotts and DEI Hiring Practices

[17:28 - 19:48] John Holmberg, Corey, Brady Bogan:
The conversation shifts to the ongoing boycott against Target and other corporations due to Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) hiring practices. Holmberg expresses skepticism about the effectiveness of such boycotts:

“Those boycotts are silly. So I'm gonna dress as a transvestite, go into Target and grab some stuff today.”

Corey supports this viewpoint, arguing that targeted boycotts fail to impact large corporations significantly.

Teachers’ Inappropriate Relationships with Students

[20:11 - 34:16] John Holmberg, Corey, Brady Bogan:
A heated discussion unfolds around cases where teachers have engaged in sexual relationships with underage students. Holmberg criticizes the double standards and societal perceptions surrounding such incidents, using the case of Dolce Flores as an example. He challenges the narrative that downplays the severity of these actions, advocating for accountability regardless of gender:

“The only way you're ever like, and you tattle. And people always… every teenager is going to run into a girl, no matter how old she is…"

Corey and Brady contribute by highlighting the psychological impacts on young individuals and questioning societal responses to these abuses.

Homelessness and Pet Issues

[40:11 - 57:46] John Holmberg, Corey, Brady Bogan, Ladonna Harvey:
The hosts explore the challenges faced by homeless individuals, especially those with pets. Discussions include the moral implications of feeding money versus donating to shelters, and the aggressive behaviors sometimes exhibited by those in desperate situations. Holmberg proposes solutions for managing homeless populations and their pets, though some suggestions are met with skepticism and humor by co-hosts.

“If you've got dogs, just wear shoes to bed... Be careful with that because that's a very real thing.”

Ladonna Harvey emphasizes compassion while acknowledging the practical difficulties in addressing homelessness effectively.

Miscellaneous Topics and Personal Anecdotes

[58:17 - 110:07]
Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in a variety of tangential conversations, including:

• Kitty Litter: Discussion on the evolution and innovations in cat litter, expressing a desire for better solutions.
• Bacon’s Health Impacts: Corey shares a study linking bacon to cancer, prompting debates on dietary choices.
• Animal Behavior: Stories about dogs eating deceased pets and the implications for pet owners.
• Concerts and Music News: Promotion of upcoming music events, including Pantera’s concert details and reflections on music genres.
• Homelessness Solutions: Holmberg proposes unconventional ideas for managing homeless populations using closed malls as rehabilitation centers, which draws mixed reactions from co-hosts.

Awards and Pet Project Fundraisers

[116:00 - 127:56] John Holmberg, Brady Bogan, Corey, Ladonna Harvey:
John Holmberg announces that he will be receiving the "Human of the Year" award from the Arizona Pet Project, recognizing his contributions to animal welfare. He encourages listeners to support the cause, emphasizing the importance of helping homeless veterans and their pets.

“I just want to say thank you to the people who did it. And you can go to Arizona Pet Project and help out. They do a ton of stuff for the animals.”

Brady and other co-hosts commend Holmberg’s efforts and discuss their own involvement in supporting animal welfare initiatives.

Closing Remarks and Entertainment Segment

[128:17 - End]
The show concludes with an entertainment segment featuring various humorous and offbeat discussions, including:

• Renaissance Festival: Promotion of local events and personal plans to attend.
• Movie References: Playful banter about movie roles and fictional scenarios involving celebrities.
• Science News: Brief mentions of astronomical events and their implications.
• Final Jokes and Interactions: Light-hearted exchanges between hosts, wrapping up the episode on a comedic note.

[163:11] Dick Toledo:
The final lines reiterate the show's theme and end with a humorous reminder:

“It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee.”

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Notable Quotes

• John Holmberg [02:44]:
  “They're putting all sorts of cash into it. I'm like, this is an impressive group.”

• John Holmberg [04:09]:
  “They may not remember, but there's something crazy on the Hackman farm. Something crazy there.”

• John Holmberg [17:30]:
  “Those boycotts are silly. So I'm gonna dress as a transvestite, go into Target and grab some stuff today.”

• John Holmberg [20:38]:
  “Phoenix... I don't want to belabor this, but being named man of the Year tomorrow is such a... It has to be a thing.”

• John Holmberg [34:08]:
  “They were trying to rob. Something went sideways.”

• John Holmberg [106:24]:
  “It's not gonna. You just... That's a hit. Because I mean, kids bite nuts. If that was easy, it wouldn't be in the news.”

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness covers a broad spectrum of topics, blending serious discussions about community issues like elderly isolation, homelessness, and misconduct with lighter, humorous banter on personal anecdotes and entertainment news. John Holmberg and his co-hosts engage listeners with a mix of insightful commentary and comedic relief, maintaining an engaging flow throughout the show.

For more detailed discussions and to support the Arizona Pet Project, listeners are encouraged to visit 98KUPD.com.

Transcript

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[John Holmberg]

Morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Good morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Friday. It is a Beautiful Friday. It's 5:46, Brett.

[Brady Bogan]

Not my fault.

[John Holmberg]

Anyway, Metallica didn't want to finish that song. The computer just said, that's enough to do a little mad scramble. There's 5:46. We're a minute late now. We'll make up for it on the other end. My name's John. There's Brady, there's Brett. There's big Dick Toledo. Before we get anything going today, I'm going to say I'm gonna get this out of the way now, cuz I was at the Rah Rah room last night and let me see, where is that race? And oh, I lost the name anyway.

[Corey]

Ran into someone.

[John Holmberg]

Well, no, there were some people from Dallas last night. They're doing an investing thing and at the Rah Rah room, of course. And so I made a joke that the people next to us were gonna pay my bill. Ha ha ha. And the lady heard it and she goes, that's fantastic. And then she came over and she started to talk to us about Dallas and stuff. And so I want to say hi. The interesting thing was her friend came over and her friend and I think the guy she worked with, I'm not sure who this little group was, but you know, it kind of ended up being just social for a second with these people and fascinating because they said, play a song for us tomorrow. So, you know, we know that you're legitimately on the thing. I'm like, just go on the Internet. Like I'm. You can find it. And so I'm like, okay. So I'm like, what do you want to hear? And they started to rattle off, like I said rock songs. And the one girl said, like, how far back can you. I'm like, Whatever you want. She goes, how about Bob Seeger? And I'm like, I'm not going. I'm not doing that. And she goes, for years, I thought my dad was Bob Seger. I'm like, well, your dad's a filthy liar. I'm like, you're from Detroit, right? That's the only people who still, like, think of Bob Seger, Ray. She goes, yeah. And I'm like, how old were you when you figure out your dad wasn't Bob Seger? And she goes, thirteen. Like, yeah. Filthy liar. That made me almost, like, want to meet the dad. And, like, that's pretty awesome. Kids, I've got to leave for the weekend. Don't tell your mother. And always remember, I'm secretly Bob Seeger, so she doesn't know that that's our little secret. And sometimes Bob Seger has to sneak away with his. With his neighbor lady friend, and they're gonna disappear on tour, they call it. And you'll notice that Daddy's not here for a week or so.

[Corey]

She's going to school, telling her friends, dad's Bob Seeger.

[Ladonna Harvey]

That's not Bob Seger.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, sure is. And he's out of town right now. We want a little bit just to.

[Brady Bogan]

Make him feel better.

[John Holmberg]

So, you know, they're building some restaurant in Scottsdale that is gonna pop up here soon, and they're putting all sorts of cash into it. I'm like, this is an impressive group. So I want to say hello to them because a impressive group of people putting up a restaurant. You know, I'll put a couple bucks into that. They seem like they knew what they were doing.

[Brady Bogan]

Here's their dad's. You can see you played it.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you got a little on there. There you go. That's great. How you doing? You know, there is something about Bob Sigurd when it comes on, like, Main street style. I remember standing on the cone at midnight. It's a good song. This lady, you would know your dad. She told me she was pretty.

[Corey]

Thirteen.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, there was a lot of.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, especially by 13. I mean, when you're four or five.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, maybe, you know. Okay. It's like Santa Claus. You get to a certain point where you're like. But if Dad's, like, doing the. Look, Chuck Pal's dad tries to be Willie Nelson. Like, he is a Willie Nelson impersonator for money. And I believe he actually thinks he may be Willie Nelson. He's trying to convince people. And if you're that convincing at 8 or 9, then you just want to Believe your dad's Bob Seeger. So that was interesting. It was a thing. And then I told a couple people last night that just for fun, you guys are just now going to find this out on Tuesday morning here next week. Brady has a friend who knows Kato Kalin from the O.J. simpson situation.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And somehow through phone calls and whatever, Brady got to talking to Kato. Kato's coming in here on Tuesday. She's going to hang out with us for a couple hours. Just. And that's happening. That's happening. And so I suggested, you know, if KO wanted to go, there's a Suns game that night. You go over to the Rah room and hang out. And I told a couple of the people who work at the Rahra room, the manager and stuff, I'm like, it might get weird here Tuesday because we may or may not bring Kato Kalin in. And the guy goes, who? He's younger. And I said, Kato Kalin? And he said, huh? And I'm like, from OJ Simpson's trials, you may not remember, but from OJ's thing. And he goes, was he a cellmate? I'm like, no, no, we're not bringing celly. But then I told somebody else, I told Kevin Ray, the son's announcer, and he goes, what? And I'm like, I know, it's so. It's a. You don't realize because there's another one of the hostesses came by and he said, do you know Cato, the manager? Like, do you know who Cato Kalin? And she goes, ah, it's familiar. And I see it was O.J. simpson. He was at the business guest house. And you know, you remember that? And she. And I said, number one Netflix documentary for a month now. It's like still, people still talk about it. And she said, she goes, I was like, three. Like, yeah, but you know, about Kennedy and stuff. Like, you know, history. This happened in your lifetime. Like, man, oh man, the generation. People just don't care about what happened. And then I was, then I was.

[Corey]

And just older than that. You mention it. There hasn't been one. Miss.

[John Holmberg]

No, they flip out about. Yeah, yeah. It's divided. And then in the bathrooms at the Suns, they have the, the toilets are separate. And then you come out and there's like sinks for everybody. Right. So everything's an independent stall. So you pop in there, you pee, you come out and you wash your hands with everybody else. There was a pregnant lady and an Instagram model and there's a full length mirror in the space And I'm washing my hands and I hear the pregnant lady goes, yeah, it ain't much, but my ass is still popping. And I'm like, oh, no. And the other one was really pretty. They stood in that bathroom for like 10 minutes just looking at pictures of themselves independently. Like, the one pregnant. The one is pregnant. Like, no one wants to see that. And she's still dolled up. And then one of the workers in the bathroom says, you know, it's good luck to see a pregnant woman. And she goes, yeah, didn't even hear. She just kept taking pictures of over the shoulder ass. And then just in the bathroom, the two of them were looking at pictures of them. So look at my ass in this one. And I'm like, man, I could wash my hands and listen to this for days. And then there's gonna be a moment I realize that in that picture of her pregnant ass, there's this Baldwin weirdo washing his hands. She's got a crop out. Like, that dude's thorough about washing his hands. I was in there for like four minutes just scrubbing my hands. Like, what are they gonna do next? This is the bathroom. Like, there's nothing sexy about you in here. We. You either just pooed or peed and you're washing your hands. And now we're taking shots of the area in question.

[Corey]

Yeah, but it's still popping.

[John Holmberg]

That ass was popping. Let me tell you. This girl. Nuh.

[Brady Bogan]

Popping the stitches.

[John Holmberg]

Well, she was in like a full body leotard. Her friend was Instagram ready. Like, her friend was right on target. Like, this is what you should be. She moved Prego. This one needs to take pictures in the mirror and then crop me out. But there was me at the sink, you know, at the 45 degree angle over the sink, washing my hands thoroughly like a decent human being. And yeah, their asses were popping. The other one was just like a pair of booty shorts and a tank top and a son's coat. It was, it was. So then you start to realize, oh, of course they don't know who Kato Kaelin is. Like, age group only cares where their ass is and how it looks. They don't taking pictures of themselves. It's pretty funny. So I was his butt popping. I was enjoying that last night quite a bit. I also, you know, the conversation. My buddy Brian and I were at the game together and pretty much anybody you talked to wanted to talk about Gene Hackman. And my theory, My theory's holding up. They were evidently in there for. For days, mummified. I've never heard that word. Usually partially mummified. Your body does that on its own. It just starts to, well, dry up and.

[Corey]

Yeah, it's dry.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. How about that? So they found him and some dude saw him through the window.

[Corey]

We'll get that here in Arizona too.

[John Holmberg]

You can mummify feeds in your house.

[Corey]

It's dry enough. Is that why in Denver and.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Corey]

I hate to say it, but Ronnie's in.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she was mummified.

[Corey]

That's.

[John Holmberg]

Is that what they call. Yeah, when everything just kind of. You just kind of locks.

[Corey]

Dehydrate.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I know you do the rigor mortis thing and then probably, but your.

[Corey]

Body, it doesn't, you know, like. Yeah, it just dries up.

[John Holmberg]

I always thought it got gooey when you died.

[Corey]

That's what I thought.

[John Holmberg]

I thought you got rigor mortis and then you got all gooey and like gelatinous.

[Corey]

Yeah, but evidently.

[John Holmberg]

Evidently not.

[Brady Bogan]

You can turn the jerky then.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but I mean, your 95 year old gene hacked me. You were mummified when you were alive. Yeah, it was not. But the.

[Corey]

It is weird. There's, you know, he's in the mud room.

[John Holmberg]

Getting weirder.

[Corey]

She's. Where was she? In the bedroom or bathroom. And then the dog was in the closet.

[John Holmberg]

The dog was in the closet dead. And the other two dogs healthy. So if they were dead for a couple weeks and even like maintenance workers, that somebody peeked in the window and saw that they weren't moving.

[Corey]

Front door was open.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And for two weeks the landscapers didn't wander by and say, hey, the stores. The stores is always open. Oh, I'm. I'm convinced it'll be longer too. Those kids killed him. Those. You got a 95 year old dad, glasses.

[Corey]

It definitely looked like he fell.

[John Holmberg]

You're not checking in on dad, 95 years old for a couple of weeks or longer. Those kids, they hated that lady and they, they went in, saw dad was dead and they killed her or she pushed him. Either way, this is not good. There's more to the Gene Hackman death and it's ugly.

[Corey]

But again, they're remote and they, they kind of remove themselves from that farm on purpose. They didn't want to, you know, so, you know, the kids will like. I don't. I know. My sister checks in with you.

[John Holmberg]

Don't make a phone call now and again. Yeah. As we're gonna say, your mom, like.

[Brady Bogan]

Every day at least. My dad checking in every day or text or something, you know, I don't.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Corey]

I don't call my mom every day, but.

[John Holmberg]

But my dad is like, not 95.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, mine's not either.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but if he was daughtering. I know your dad's not either, but I mean, it's like you check in on him because he's alone, right? Yeah, my dad's got a lady friend.

[Brady Bogan]

That's true too.

[John Holmberg]

So, you know, you'd think you'd hear about it, but my dad could be dead right now for the next couple weeks. Last couple. I should text. Text your parents today, make sure they're not dead. I guess that's the message that Gene Hackman taught him. But if I'm 95 and somebody, you know, they're saying maybe even it was somebody broke in, knocked him down, you know, and scared her. And she ate a bunch of pills. And the dog was a German shepherd. It would have to eat quite a lot of pills. That's not a small dog. It would have to dose itself pretty hard. And there were pills laying on the ground. Dogs don't stop. Why would the dog stop? Dogs eat pills. They eat all the pills. Trust me, I had that happen once, and it is horrifying. You have to go get them. But I didn't know which of my at the time, seven ate the cancer pills. And it was. I went home and the bottle was on the ground, all the pills were gone. I don't know still to this day who did it and had to put all this stuff, you know, fire and peroxide into their stomach so they'd throw up immediately. Took them all to the vet.

[Corey]

Like these two won't throw up sometimes on the. On the pills.

[John Holmberg]

No, it'll kill them. They just die.

[Corey]

Yeah. So the reaction, it could have been eating some of the pills. And you know, there's a. All sudden. It just doesn't sit right. Then he took off with a dog. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Okay. Maybe you'd have to have an immediate reaction. Minute or two dogs would finish the pills. If he's interested enough in eating one or two all over the ground pills, he's eating them all. The other two dogs wandering around, they even call. They said they were healthy, not like emaciated or, you know, eating the people, which is what they would do. They were eating somehow. So something's something crazy on the Hackman farm. Something crazy there. But I.

[Brady Bogan]

There was a call. The. The caretaker found them.

[John Holmberg]

We have. Peeking in the window. So they're not moving.

[Brady Bogan]

But a couple days late. Doesn't a caretaker there usually? You think they're more than once or twice a week. Yeah.

[Corey]

12 acres.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Still.

[Brady Bogan]

Still, though, you'd see something.

[Corey]

No, I'm not supposed to go to the house. I'm just supposed to work on the.

[John Holmberg]

Well, evidently felt okay walking up to the window. So I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

How often does your dad talk to Yellow Hand or whatever?

[John Holmberg]

It's not Yellow Hands, because High Yellow offensive. But that's what he.

[Brady Bogan]

Yellow Hands.

[John Holmberg]

His actual. They call him that because he has to be called that. Yellow Hand was.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, the guy was.

[John Holmberg]

The guy worked at Tony Romans. Had to wear that yellow glove and clean the tampon.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

That was John Rodriguez. John Rodriguez was known as Yellow Hand.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

And he was. He was part Native American. So Bill Osborne always said, yellow Hand, as long as the sun rises in the east and the buffalo roam the prairies, Yellow Hand will dip out the tampons from silver box glass. Clean, earn more wampum. He said, shut up, Osborne. Put the glove on. Yellow Hand box is full. Oh, it was the best. And Yellow, he's. Then we started calling him Yellow Hand. Anyway, hi. Yellow has not. I don't think high Yellow has my number. And I know you check on your.

[Brady Bogan]

Dad more than once a week, right?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I think they work together every day. That's what I'm saying. I think they hang out together daily. So, yeah, if my dad didn't come out and help, like feed donkeys with Yellow Hand, I mean, it's hard not to. And high Yellow would definitely go up to the house and peek in a window. Mr. Holmberg? I'm good. Hi, Yella. All right. Come out here and feed these donkeys, man. I don't know. Weird.

[Corey]

It looks like they. I didn't know. They said both looked like they fell. Detective said Betsy was found lying on her right side in the bathroom with a black space heater next to her head. Please think the heater may have fallen off the counter, possibly when she fell.

[John Holmberg]

Who knows? The dogs and the pills and all that. Yeah, the dogs and the pills. That's a thing. But again, I'm 95 years old and you know, if it's a break in or something like that, I'm begging for that person to kill me. I don't want 95. That's a good thing. But I'm thinking. I'm still thinking the family's involved, too much money. And that the second I told Tripp yesterday, because he didn't know, and he said to remember, he's standing in the office. And I said, I think or no, it was with Larry and Larry said, you've heard John's theory. And Tripp goes, no. And I said, the kids killed. He goes, why would the kids kill Gene Hackman? I'm like, because his wife was 30 years younger and a little bit younger than them. And he goes, oh, yeah. To a guy it all makes sense. To a woman. To a, to a woman it has been like, oh my God, she probably. He probably died and she couldn't live without him. Like, that's not how it works. That's how movies end. This ended with either a break in or the kids, you know, doing something terrible and leaving. Somebody left them there. That's terrifying. And a 60 year old woman, like gets out of the house and does stuff. So somebody would have noticed. Like, you know, hey, Mrs. Hackman's not, you know, she's not a postino. Yeah, she's not around right now. Is everything okay over at the Hackman house? A couple weeks, maybe more. Yuck. That had to smell terrible even before he died. A 95 year old guy.

[Corey]

But you think they'd like stage it like it was, you know, they were robbing the house or.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I think. They. Well, I don't know.

[Corey]

I think they haven't said anything about.

[John Holmberg]

Staged it like it's, I mean, early.

[Corey]

On if things are missing.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I think they staged it like it's suicide by throwing the pills on the ground and putting a pill bottle in her hand. That's what this is going to get ugly.

[Corey]

They said the. Yeah, the pills were on the counter.

[John Holmberg]

Of the bathroom and then on the floor, but they didn't. Yeah, so they had them. She had pills around her. It's fishy all the way. And then, you know, again, yesterday, Larry was telling me he didn't mention the Royal Tannenbaums, which is one of my favorite movies. And Gene Hackman's in that. He's Royal Tannenbaum. Oh, it's. There's so many great ones that came out of that. So at least, at the very least, his death has reignited a bunch of movies that I got to put on the queue and start thinking about Hoosiers. Hoosiers is out there for sure.

[Corey]

That definitely made up for the nothing burger on the Epstein files.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, nothing happened there. And they made that out to be.

[Corey]

Like such a huge phase one.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I'm tired of it. Give me the. Give me the dirt or shut up.

[Corey]

Have you seen the pictures? They're holding up these binders. Bondi and her other. Yeah, Phase one, like pose them with them. Phase one, just wait. Phase two is going to have just.

[John Holmberg]

Hit me with the big stuff. Don't set me up to go through the motions on that. And when you get to the big hitters, don't do a live press conference and say, oh, today's not the day we give you any good information. I don't want that.

[Brady Bogan]

So what did they say? I missed it because I was at EOS yesterday. So they just hold up the papers.

[Corey]

Or what, a list of the people that were on flight logs and.

[John Holmberg]

Anybody good? No, it doesn't mean anything. It's like people could go imagine.

[Corey]

Kind of known. Everyone I think was known.

[John Holmberg]

Flight logs, the old info. I want the allegation stuff, you know.

[Corey]

And there's some that I forgot. Oh yeah, Alec Baldwin.

[John Holmberg]

I want the drama.

[Corey]

A bunch of, you know, there's families going there.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it'd be great if Alec Baldwin, because he shot that lady in, in Santa Fe. What if he killed Gene Hackman too? Every time he goes to Santa Fe, I've killed again. Oh, no, Hilaria, we have to, we have to move some bodies. I had played God twice anyway, so there's that Also the, there's an economic blackout we're all supposed to pay attention to, I guess here in the next few year.

[Corey]

The boycott.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, the boycott. So we're supposed to not go to Target, but I wasn't going to go today anyway. But I don't want to be part of any sort of group blackout. So I'm going to go to Target just to buy something to say I wasn't part of this. No, because they're doing it for DEI hires and stuff like.

[Corey]

Yeah, they, they, they started Target on February. Targeting target.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Corey]

February 1st. And this, you know, going after Walmart and all the ones that have like.

[John Holmberg]

Stopped the DEI thing.

[Corey]

Dei, yep.

[John Holmberg]

But I have not shopped at either of those places for a while, so. But I don't want to be confused as someone boycotting them. So I'm going to go to Target after the show and grab some stuff. Just to, just to not be part of some weird daily. But those things never work. That's not a thing.

[Corey]

It's planned by groups of consumers and activists to protest what they call corporate greed.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's, that's the whole point of, of corporations is I'll be back to make all the money. Yeah, and that's the thing. Remember when they did this with gas?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, a couple of times. Every time they do that it's like stupid. I'm going, I'm going today to get gas because, you know, I'll go to.

[John Holmberg]

Like, there's no lines in taxico if these idiots are. But then, you know what?

[Corey]

I'm going to top off, too.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Corey]

I don't need much, but I'm going to do.

[John Holmberg]

They would say, we'll do Chevron on Monday and Taxco on Tuesday. I'm like, all right, well, they'll just wait till it's their day. They don't care if you show up. They're not an everyday business from individuals. You just get your gas when you need gas. These boycotts are silly. So I'm gonna dress as a transvestite, go into Target and grab some stuff today. Some men's clothes and some women's clothes, and who knows what I'll do? But, yeah, so that's going on. And then Brady found this. This thing this morning that. That lady's amazing. So Dolce Flores. Don't Google Dolce Flores. You have to Google Dolce Flores, teacher, because Dolce Flores evidently means milk flower. What's Dolce? Something. I don't know. No, that's not it. But something flowers. When she's a high school teacher in California, and she's accused of having a sexual relationship with a teenage student. Now, Dolce Flores was a. In Modesto. The kid was 17 years old while he was a student in 2023, almost 18. She was, what, 31 at the time.

[Corey]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

So they had this sexual relationship. Then they hit you with the picture, Brett. This is Dolce Flores.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Nice kill, kid.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, this is the. And so the kid waits a couple of years and then rats her out and Sundays, I was 17 when we first started having sex. He basically turned into a bitter broad. And he got upset. He's like, you're not gonna be my girlfriend forever. I'm gonna tell. And he's getting her thrown in jail.

[Corey]

Or he was mentioning it and someone maybe is either parents or whatever.

[John Holmberg]

Mention all day. You're 19 now.

[Corey]

He was king of the world.

[John Holmberg]

This is the best kill you will ever have, young man. She's. She's outstanding. Now a couple of pictures. You look. You're like, all right, you wake up. You wake up with a different girl. But the Dolce Flores that I'm seeing.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, there's the.

[John Holmberg]

Right. Oh, is that the kid? I think so, because he's an adult. They got shots of him. Yeah, there he is. That's what Brett's right. There's the pussy that ruined all this. And you look at him. You're like that's the greatest 17 year old kill of all time. Yes, there's a double standard. But don't tell on her. Tell your story with pride. Not to the police. In fact, I go to the police to brag.

[Brady Bogan]

Probably the best kill he's ever gonna get.

[John Holmberg]

He's never gonna get anything better ever. She's spectacular. And he's like, I don't tell. My tummy still hurts from the things we did. Brett's right.

[Brady Bogan]

Pussy.

[John Holmberg]

That's a story I would still be telling. I'd still be king of the world. Oh yeah, guys have every. And I'd carry that picture in my wallet like it was 1970 walking around. Let me show you a picture. It's all faded. But this is a girl I. This is a teacher I nailed back in high school. It's like, what? Yeah, I know. I'll never do. Look at that.

[Brady Bogan]

I never had any teachers that good.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Here's a picture of me in high school. I didn't deserve it. No, the Dobson High School didn't have it. And no offense to the teachers at Dobson High School, but you guys know the only one that would have been a good kill, and this is terrible, is Mrs. Irwin because she was a. I would have bragged about that otherwise.

[Brady Bogan]

I've seen you on my videos.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah, I would have definitely been brushing some teeth with Mrs. Irwin, but. And then the rumor was at Dobson somebody once leapt over her and got suspended for weeks. I don't know if that was ever true because it was every, every year it was the kid who did it. Oh, I knew that guy. But it was. That was a new dude. Every, every graduating class had a new version of who jumped over Mrs. Irwin. And one of my favorite moments in high school ever was I had a Bronco 2. I traded my Jeep in for an awful Bronco 2. One of those decisions. Your dad says you can make a choice if you'd like. These new Bronco Twos are awesome. Oh, I was so wrong. So I traded this incredibly cool CJ7 in for a Ford Bronco 2. And because I liked the way the windows went over the top. Oh yeah, that was Waterfall Brady. You'd have bought that car that was available for what? Yeah, you. You've purchased ugly cars a lot.

[Corey]

So this was experience with the.

[John Holmberg]

A Bronco too.

[Corey]

I didn't own it. The radio station in Milwaukee had them as the remote vehicles.

[John Holmberg]

The earlier ones weren't as bad. The little boxy ones. This was the streamlined and all the windows curved over.

[Corey]

It's been up 90.

[John Holmberg]

It was 92, 90, 91. I loved it. So my dad let me have that thing and he's like, the choice was. So I parked it one day in the Dobson parking lot and I'm pretty proud of it. It wasn't bad. People were like, that's okay, but your Jeep was better. And so I parked it next to another Bronco too. And I'm leaving one day after school and out waddles Ms. Irwin. I didn't jump her. And she's. She walks by and she goes, say.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Is that the new Bronco 2?

[John Holmberg]

That's how she sounded to me. And I said, sure is. And she goes, I've got the one parked right next to it. Can I see inside yours? Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Did you give her a boost?

[John Holmberg]

No, she scrambled in it.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, nice.

[John Holmberg]

It was neat. It was like a dog that she. She got in there on her own, put her little elbows up on the driver's seat, hoisted her little, you know, little monumentally. You know how they all have kind of. There isn't a midget out there doesn't have a fat ass. One thing they all got going for him was they don't have fat asses. There's something. Something. Check out homework's morning sickness [e-mail] Holmberg's Morning Sickness. And she scrambled in there. Oh, wow. That's the mind of wow. And like, can I see in yours? Sure. There's this stick on the steering wheel and these weird blocks on. And this big chair on the driver's seat that pushes her way forward. I was dying. Like, in order for her to even think about driving my car, we had to move like 20. Like, I'm not kidding. Like, blocks tied to the.

[Corey]

They're.

[John Holmberg]

They were just 4 inches, like, short.

[Brady Bogan]

Round in Temple of Doom, where.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she had that. I think she got the idea from Temple of Doom because it was homemade blocks on the pack and she. It was a stick shift. So the. The clutch, clutch, clutch had this huge thing. And I'm laughing watching her scrambling. And on above. Yours have this. Mine's this. And I just was dying to ask, like, did any. Is that true? Where you once leapt over. Like, a guy was running late and saw you in the hallway and you were in the way and he jumped over you. I was dying to ask. Never had the courage. There's no way she's still with us. There's no way. Those people don't last that long. She probably died in the Bronco too. My box. But, yeah, get you My pretty. But that would have been the only story in high school. Have been like, hey, guys, guess what? I banged one of the teachers. And like, who? Well, Mrs. Irwin the. The midget. That would have been the story I ran with forever. And that probably been the best I could have gotten. None of those teachers were gonna bang me. Even Father Dale, who had a penchant for weak boys, he never came over to the school and even thought about me. So.

[Corey]

But other than that, was there someone in the school, you figure, oh, I heard that they're getting. Getting on with a teacher?

[John Holmberg]

Well, yeah, there was always. I mean, we had Mr. Stewart married one of the. One of the students a year after she graduated. So we knew. And she was spectacular.

[Brady Bogan]

Nice kill.

[John Holmberg]

It was good. Yeah. But I think back, I, you know, he. He was probably in his 30s. It's not as horrible as, you know, like, you think. Like it was some, like, a teacher, like 81 years old or something, or not. He was just a regular dude, probably about 33. And then she was 19. It's weird because he was the teacher, but it wasn't a big deal. We were in Hawaii and that one girl we met and she was getting married, and I'm like, how old are you? And she goes, I'm going to be 19 next month. I'm like, holy cow. You just. Yeah. And, oh, you're getting married a little early. And she goes, well, it's my. She kept saying, I'm on fiance. My fiance is his second marriage. And I'm like, oh, what? Like, how old is he? 51? And I'm like, that is a little off. It was her teacher, like, in high school. It was her high school math teacher named Gene Hackman. That's right. And now look at him. Look where that gets you kids. But this prick Dolce Flores gives him her goods and says, this is the greatest experience you'll ever have. The stories you're going to tell for the rest of your life are better than anyone else. Your high school experience is now the best ever. Any rats Route two years after, I kind of understand if they got caught during, like, you can't be doing that. You got to know better. But you got away with it. And now he's 19. It just didn't work out. No harm, no foul.

[Corey]

Maybe his new girlfriend, his new boo.

[John Holmberg]

Why would she be mad?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. If he's talking to her, he's mad.

[John Holmberg]

At her for not being Dolce Flores.

[Brady Bogan]

Looking at that, he switched sides.

[John Holmberg]

You think he's gay? Yeah. Maybe. That's.

[Brady Bogan]

No way. You don't brag about that one.

[John Holmberg]

Brett, as much as I've been running speculation on the Hackman thing and feeling pretty good, I think you just nailed this one. He was gay and she was raping him and he didn't want anything to do with her. She was gross.

[Brady Bogan]

There's no way.

[John Holmberg]

I don't want Oche Flores. You're gonna have sex with me and you're gonna like it.

[Brady Bogan]

Young man.

[John Holmberg]

No. Oh, my God. Her pants are off and it looks like a half cut tomato. That's right. Women's parts look a little bit like an undone tomato. Why does it look like that? Get in there. You put your face on it. Never. Oh, it's the worst day of my life.

[Ladonna Harvey]

I'm telling on you.

[John Holmberg]

That's the only thing. Brett's right. He was a twink. He is. And. And he's outside today boycotting. There's no question about it. God damn it. Brett's nailed this one. The only way you're ever like. And you tattle.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I'd beat up my dad. Dad, I gotta tell you something. What? Remember a couple years ago when I introduced him Parent Teacher Day to that one. Hot. Oh, yeah. Mrs. Flores. Flowers. Whatever name is. Yeah. I had sex with her in high school. Yeah. But I'm gonna go to the police. I'm like. I'm gonna kick your ass. That's. We're going. You're. You're not getting her thrown in jail.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Your dad never would have done that. I need a high five.

[John Holmberg]

My dad would have gone. My dad would have been. I'd have been in bed, like, asleep. And my. I wake up to my dad smelling my hands. Just wanted to get away for that. Just. I'm gross.

[Brady Bogan]

He'd have been proud of you, too. I guess I was wrong about you.

[John Holmberg]

You got a picture of her, like. Yeah. Let me take it over to the Xerox machine. I'm gonna show everybody at work. My son banged his teacher. And this is. What? That's not true, Dan. It is too. God damn it. He wouldn't lie to me. It's also Bob Seeger. Yeah. It's a. It's crazy to tattle it. And don't Google Dolce Flores without putting in teacher, because you'll just get a picture. A bunch of pictures of flowers. That is the worst. That is just. What a terrible human being that is. And you're not supposed to have sex with the kids, but if you do and nobody knows about it, and then retroactively you go back and get her thrown in jail. Brett's right. You switch teams and people always. I'll get an email. Inevitably when we talk about the double standard with if it's a guy and a girl, it's wrong. It's a man teacher and a young girl, it's completely wrong. If it's a young boy who's all hormones and all testosterone and all that kid can do is think about doing it. He's not being taken advantage of. He's. Somebody's hitting the release valve on that dummy and giving him, you know, it's a great thing that happens. But I'll get an email that says, oh, it can damage a kid's brain. And you know what? Every teenager is going to run into a girl, no matter how old she is and have his brain damaged by her from age 14 to 20. Somebody's going to mess him up. It's going to make him feel terrible. The expectation of a relationship is so different. Like, nope, nope. I wonder how many times it's happened. And the kids, I think it's loved it and they just went on and nobody said a word and I don't know that they stayed together but like how many people banged the teacher? And it had, it has to have happened so often. Tons. And the guy was like this the best thing that's ever happened to me. It's the best thing that's ever happened to me. And everybody's oh, it's so wrong. I don't know. At a certain age, 17. No, it's not 17. You, you just need somebody to help you out. That's it. Mrs. Irwin was in the danger zone just for being around a bunch of 17 year old boys. That's a dangerous spot. So I don't, you know, it's just dumb. Oh, and there's another one here. Evidently. It says three female teachers are charged with having sex with underage students in the same Arizona town. Oh, the husband found a stash of love letters. That'll do you in that.

[Corey]

What do they look like?

[John Holmberg]

Nope. No. God. One of them's not bad, but it's their mug shots. That one's okay for a mug shot. Where's the thing at? That one's horrible. That one looks like the guitarist for the Eagles. What's his name?

[Brady Bogan]

Don Felder.

[John Holmberg]

No, the other one, Joe Walsh. Oh, and the top one could probably make herself up, but yeah, maybe Love letters.

[Brady Bogan]

And that's an AJ7.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, love letters and a husband. He's going to get you thrown in Jail. That's different than that'll create some problems.

[Brady Bogan]

What happened to texting nowadays? Come on.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well, Brady, if Ronnie was having sex with a teenage boy and you found out, you definitely try to throw her in jail just out of vengeance and embarrassment. Although maybe I wouldn't because it's going to the news. All right, we'll just quietly separate and this is. I think this will be the end of us.

[Ladonna Harvey]

I don't want you to leave.

[John Holmberg]

I can't do this. I don't think that's going to work out for anybody. You have. You like teen boys. I don't know if that's a good idea, sticking around that. I wouldn't throw her in jail because look, there's the picture of everybody. And then, you know, the one girl's name is Diana. Per pure view. Hers was with a 13 year old. Oh, my God. Oh, boy. Yeah, these are some young ones. This one was with the 15 year old. They're young teachers, though. These girls are in their 20s.

[Brady Bogan]

Brittany Zamora was doing that.

[John Holmberg]

Brittany Zamora. And again.

[Corey]

And see that? Maybe a little young. I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

It's pretty young. But. But again.

[Corey]

But as far as the psychological damage.

[John Holmberg]

I don't hear it's.

[Corey]

You're gonna. Your heart's getting broken by a girl.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I'm saying. There's a girl somewhere between 14 and 20. You're getting psychologically damaged by a woman because you're a mess as your brain doesn't work. So you don't have the proper ability to. That's why you have to go through that when you're 15 to understand. Okay. It isn't the end of the world, even though it feels like it at the time. And you have to go through those terrible trials. It's going to be with a 30 year old or it's going to be with a 16 year old.

[Corey]

But as a parent, I think I would be. I would definitely rather it be a boy the same age.

[John Holmberg]

Because it's Kirby. It's a girl. Of course.

[Corey]

Right. But even with my son.

[John Holmberg]

Now with a son. You would be proud of him. You'd be proud of him if it.

[Brady Bogan]

Was a kill like that one. Yeah. Come on.

[John Holmberg]

If Dolce.

[Corey]

You're gonna be able to get over this, you'll be fine.

[John Holmberg]

We're not sending her to jail, you little prick. Brett would have fived him across the face. Are you crazy? It's the best lay you'll ever have, son.

[Brady Bogan]

Got any picks?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Now do you know now that she's out of your life. Fire over a few of those nudes she sent you on your phone to your old man. Because I'm of age, I can see them. The psychological damage. No, nope, nope. The psy damage it does is that everybody saw her picture and went, whoa, whoa. It says John. It can ruin their mentality. They can gain the confidence they never had. It can give them courage to obtain skills they never had. You think their moms want them to grow up that way? No way. They like to have their kids learn life the miserable way. But yeah, it can. It can accelerate your ability to be confident and smart and strong real quick. Anyway, but go, go back and check Britney zamora on that 13 year old boy and read the letters they wrote to each other. I always go back to Brittany Zamora's situation. That kid had game.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, man.

[John Holmberg]

And she was so, you know, we never talked about this though, but she was so like, sexy. Her husband was like, cool with it. He called the parents of the boy and said, hey, can we just let this go? I gotta stay with this little lady. He stayed with her until she went to the joint. Says, here we go. The one trying to get people to swallow their yum yum yesterday is calling someone else a twink today. Well, yeah, because mine cured cancer. Just you always jump over the part where I say if you got to swallow your own yummy. Trip was talking to me yesterday. He goes, this morning when you were talking about all that, I'm like, but if it cured cancer goes, yeah, well, you know. And I'm like, exactly. That's the conversation. Of course, if you just talk about eating your own, doesn't make any sense, but for the sake of curing a disease, it's different. Anywho, let's get a wake up song, shall we? 585-9-800. That's the number. You tell us what you want to hear next. It's 98 KUPD.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Wake up.

[Dick Toledo]

It's not weird.

[Corey]

It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee.

[John Holmberg]

I have heard enough of this morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. That's gross. Thank you, Miles to nowhere. Brady's regaling Brett with the time that he pissed a stone out here at the station into a napkin coffee filter. Well, the good news is, as we were off the air there, Brady. For those of you following the storyline here at the Morning Show, Holmberg's morning sickness. Brady has been at the urologist way too often for it to be a Good thing they kept bringing you back. They had your test and said just now, although you are rose colored glasses guy, you probably didn't listen to the bad parts. You just heard no cancer, no nothing. And those shadows that they found that I was telling you you're gonna die from. All clear.

[Corey]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

You just got a couple of rocks in your drink.

[Corey]

More water. Lose a little weight?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Well, then my friend who just had like a heart issue is probably a little bit. He's about your size. And the doctor told him, he said, we can go in there and put the. We're gonna do some work on your heart, put in like a pacemaker or something. And he goes, well, what if I lost weight and we just still need to do it? And he just looks at him, he goes, you and I both know that's not gonna happen. And he goes, you're right. So your doctors can say it till they're blue in the face. You'll probably drink more water, but come on.

[Corey]

Dr. Lynn dropped another bomb on me.

[John Holmberg]

What happened? God, you're at the urologist a lot.

[Corey]

Well, I was the follow up.

[John Holmberg]

I know that's a lot. I've gone twice in my life.

[Corey]

I've seen him in six months.

[John Holmberg]

Eight. Eight times this month. Go ahead. What'd he tell you?

[Corey]

Bacon. World Health Organization just did a thing on bacon and said it was a. It's a number one carcinogen.

[John Holmberg]

It's a cancer causer.

[Corey]

Cancer? Yeah, cancer.

[Brady Bogan]

Cause.

[Corey]

Not because there's different classifications of cancer.

[John Holmberg]

Right. But he told you bacon's bad for you. And you're like, take it back.

[Corey]

And I go. He's like, I'm just telling this. I know, it's so good.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Corey]

And I'm like, so no more bacon? He's like. And I go, well, I'm gonna cut it back to £2 a day.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you got it.

[Brady Bogan]

You got moderation.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah. Moderate. Down to one whole hog a day. You'll be fine. Imagine that, a doctor telling Brady, you know, bacon is not health food. Right.

[Ladonna Harvey]

I take it back. You're a liar.

[John Holmberg]

You're a warlock, sir.

[Brady Bogan]

Son of a.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Son of a. Who spreads untruths.

[John Holmberg]

So what are you gonna do? Well, good. I'm glad you're not gonna die. I think that's wonderful that you're gonna make it.

[Corey]

Or then, you know, is that a. I got. I got cancer. What? Why? From bacon. Glorious.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Worth it. Looks like I'm gonna get more cancer with my eggs.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Who knows what causes cancer? There's all sorts of Causes. But I know for a fact that ingesting bacon ain't the greatest idea for your body. No matter what. Bacon's a bad one. It just tastes great. That's why it's so good. It's just sizzling fat and butter. That's good.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't see a problem.

[John Holmberg]

I do not freak. No.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, that's terrible.

[John Holmberg]

You're fine. You, you can control yourself.

[Corey]

I can't hear you.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. Good. His ears are too big and full of bacon for. You have to understand, we have to act like it's really bad. Back to the hackman thing. Former police officer emailed me and said, and not only that, I got about six emails in a row. Don't use my name. I used to bang my neighbor when I was 15. She was 37. I'd never turn her. It was the best times of my life. So, you know, there's a lot of guys out there who did some damage on some older ladies. And you're 16, so I'm with you. Congratulations. Big thumbs up. They just, I hope they looked good. This is a former police officer says, hey, John. The term mummified that they're using for the hackman thing is not what it means in the true sense of the word. It is the most disgusting, puke inducing, gut wrenching smell of your life. Decomposition begins the moment you start. The moment you die. You move to rigor mortis, then back to becoming soft and gooey. The speed depends on the temperature. The warmer it is, the quicker it happens. The body begins to soften after rigor mortis. The mummified thing that they're talking about is because they begin to turn a reddish purple and bloat. What they didn't say is there were and I guarantee this, flies everywhere and maggots crawling in and out of the orifice of the great Gene Hackman. Eventually you can just peel chunks of the flesh right off the. But like, you know, good meat off a bone like ribs. So that, that's what happens. And I've been there and I've done that in my career. If we knew we were going on a welfare check and haven't seen this person for days, we would load our mouths, load our mouse with menthol atoms. As a general rule, the small dogs also go cannibal faster than large dogs. That's good to know that when you die and you're sitting there plopped down, that's they'll sit with their owner and they won't eat them. That's not always true, but usually is the case. I once went to a scene where little Fluffy had a bone in the yard, and the bone was definitely not a gift from petsmart. They'd taken it with a says, I almost puked writing this. TV can't come close to the reality because you can't smell that through the tv. It cracks me up. When they open a closet door and are grossed out by a smell when they see the dead body, the smell is obvious from the outside of the house. You don't have to open a door, you know, a minute, you get to the house, oh, there's something in there. It's so effing gross and smelly. Former officer. That's true. I've heard that from a few cops that are like, oh, yeah, welfare checks. And you can walk up. You're like, oh, buzzing.

[Corey]

We just had to deal with that, basically.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You had that happen at your family? Ronnie's had a family member and one.

[Corey]

Of the neighbors called and, hey, there's a little. Not to say anything, but it. There's kind of a smell coming out.

[John Holmberg]

Stinks in her apartment. We haven't seen her for a few days, and she was in there for a bit.

[Corey]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Did they narrow down a time?

[Corey]

No.

[John Holmberg]

No. And they found her.

[Corey]

Yeah. And there was a dog and a cat alive at the time. The dog survived. And just like the officer was saying there in that letter, the dog basically. Was he or. No, he just sat there and, you know, two to four weeks probably.

[John Holmberg]

No kidding. And she just didn't have, like, friends or daily routines that people, like, wonder, what happened to that lady? I think that's how I'll die. I don't think there's. I think there's a good chance I'll just be. No one's gonna find me.

[Corey]

And, you know, you're at that particular. She's 70.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Corey]

Retired. And she's like, why do I need this phone? Every night she would just turn off.

[John Holmberg]

The phone and disappear into her own world.

[Corey]

I'm not making any calls. I'm doing. Yep.

[John Holmberg]

It's crazy. Yeah. Everyone in my life will come to their senses and abandon me. And I will be alone at the end. Because that'll be by choice. I'll be Unabomber. I'll have that big beard and patchy as it is. And they'll be like, here would happen. Homeburg. Yeah. They found him. Nobody heard from him for a couple. Because it'd be normal for me to not be heard from once I'm Done with this. It'll be very normal that you have. You have not heard from me for weeks on end, and I'll be dead, and no one will check because it's normal. And that's. And it doesn't scare me at all unless I'm, like, dying and stuck. But I'll make that call.

[Corey]

It's usually, you know, it's very common that the person by themselves that's older. It's the fall. They fall.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. They tumble and they just lay.

[Corey]

Get up.

[Brady Bogan]

We had a friend and family did that. Didn't find it for like a week.

[John Holmberg]

Wow. It's crazy.

[Brady Bogan]

Fell. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And you get used to, like, not hearing from somebody. Yeah. I'll be eaten by dogs. I'll be. I'll. And tomorrow I get my man of the year of all time award for the hero awards from the pet project. And the irony of all that work I've done with dogs is that will be my demise. That they will. They will feast on my flesh and bone as I lay dead in some weird, like, probably woodsy ranch.

[Corey]

Do you remember the story we did over horrible news over happy music? There's a guy, I think it was in Cincinnati, Ohio, but the guy had a bunch of reptiles.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's right.

[Corey]

And they came in and he was partially.

[John Holmberg]

And they started to eat them. Yeah, partially swallowed big monitor lizards. They were chowing down on the chest cavity.

[Corey]

They described it just.

[John Holmberg]

My friend's brother has terrible illnesses going on and had. What do they call it, necropathy or whatever. You don't feel your feet because he's got diabetes, but he won't admit it. And he fell asleep and his dog ate his foot while he slept. I showed you the picture.

[Corey]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

It's horrifying. He woke up with his toes missing down to the bone. Didn't feel any of it. I went to the doctor and said this happened. And they're like. You can't feel your feet? No, I can feel pretty. No, you cannot feel. This wouldn't have happened. You'd have woken up and it wasn't even. Like you feel so little of it. And it's a common problem. Like, they'll start eating because evidently it smells delicious to them. Dogs smell a gangrenous, rotting foot that they can't feel.

[Corey]

Think about when they. You know, you're walking. When they see a dead.

[John Holmberg]

They eat poop.

[Corey]

Dead carcass of grass.

[John Holmberg]

Don't eat a dead bird. You can't peel them away. Get off of that. Anyway. Yeah, it's just like the, you know, I don't want to be anybody's burden. So. Yeah, look for me. Don't look for me. If you haven't heard for a while, that's okay. I got no problem. Enjoy your lives. You'll find me eventually. Or something will eat me. It's no big deal. I don't mind that. How often did that happen before we had phones? Yeah, that had to be a common occurrence back before the phones.

[Corey]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

That people were dead in houses for months on end or they fall and.

[Brady Bogan]

They can't reach the phone. Right.

[John Holmberg]

And nobody hears from. Like there had to be grandparents dropping dead and laying in houses for months before the phones. Like now we get in contact with each other, like, all the time.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, that's one of the reasons too much.

[Corey]

You build the.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Corey]

The 55 plus communities or retirement community.

[John Holmberg]

Keep an eye on each other, keeping around.

[Corey]

Right.

[John Holmberg]

You got to get them all right. I need to know if you die. That's essentially what you're doing. When you put your parents, it helps a lot.

[Corey]

I can tell. Yeah. My mom living. You know where she's been, my mom and dad for the last couple of years. Yeah, it's been great because they got a whole social circle.

[John Holmberg]

Well, let's see. Let's talk about why it's really great. It's less work for you. You don't have to check in on them all the time to make sure they're not dead. In some house, there's supposed to be someone around going, hey, nobody's come out of the. Out of a 5C for a week. He's go pound on their door. Oh, she's in there. That was my friend's.

[Corey]

You know, right away. Hey, by the way, you might want to stop by 5C.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, that was my friend Fred who was in his 90s, and his wife Paula. Fred's no longer with us, but Paula's still around. But when I'd go to their house, when they moved over to that assisted living thing and they had that apartment, his phone would ring. He'd go, who died? Like, the only time their phone rang was to say that they found a body down the hall and they'll let the residents know. And he'd hang up and look at you and go, it was Davey. He lives upstairs. They found him this morning. Like, oh, my God. Yeah, he probably died last night.

[Brady Bogan]

My dad lives in a retirement area. Anytime a for sale sign goes, another one died.

[John Holmberg]

They're dropping like flies. Heaven's waiting room. Hilarious. I have to say, we've created a monster with Ladonna Harvey over there at ktar. Accidentally.

[Brady Bogan]

What happened?

[John Holmberg]

Well, this morning I happen, I'm afraid. Well, she's a little bit. She's strong. She's a strong woman. Yes, she's a strong woman. The. This morning I was listening and she. She's new in town, right. So she did a story and. And called and somebody emailed me, goes, did you hear Ladonna this morning do the. She said Guadalupe Road. And that's it then. That's what it is now because I'm not going to correct her. And then somewhere over there on Guadalupe and Dobson is where this all occurred. And then the guy corrected her. It's Guadalupe. Not anymore, asshole. Ladonna just changed the pronuncia. Now you're not even Jim Sharp. You're just a fill in. How dare you correct me. Ladonna has changed the name of it to Guadalupe. And that is what we shall call it from here on out.

[Brady Bogan]

Donna has spoken.

[John Holmberg]

Look, the great Ladonna has spoken. Oh, okay, I'm sorry, a few other words I've got trouble with. Ladonna has spoken. Oh, my God, my gong won't work. Here we go. Guadalupe is the official pronunciation. Canyon de Shelley. That is where we go for fun. The Mogulon Rim. That's what we call it now. The great Ladonna has spoken. Ktar. That's news to you? Yeah. So when she said it, I'm like, oh, that dude stepped out of line trying to tell her it ain't Guadalupe. But then I started to wonder, is it. It's like Casa Grande.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Casa Grande.

[John Holmberg]

Casa Grande.

[Corey]

But we do it Americanized.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Is Guadalupe the right way or Guadalupe? I think it's Guadalupe.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what I've always thought it was.

[John Holmberg]

But I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

But now that Ladonna maybe changed my.

[Corey]

Mind, I think it's German too, with two ends, but.

[John Holmberg]

And I don't understand that. That at all. And that's germane. And all they did was add an N. Yeah, that's German. That's not Germaine. Germaine has an eye in it. Like to be germane. Yeah.

[Corey]

There's a Germane Lincoln Mercury in. Right.

[John Holmberg]

Well, because the word Germane is a word and it's either like one of the Jacksons. J E R M A N E or G E R M A I N or I N E, but it's got.

[Corey]

Pretty sure Jermaine's dropped the Mercury part of the Lincoln.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, probably gone, but it's German and. And Everybody says, oh, it's out at Germane. And I'm like, why are we doing this? We got a few of them. There's something, something. Check out Homework's morning sickness podcast at 98kupd.comberg's Morning Sickness. There's a couple roads out here that don't. But I ain't gonna argue with Ladonna.

[Corey]

Every town has a couple.

[John Holmberg]

Of course. Yeah, there's a few of them, but it's very confusing because, you know when people say that, and he says, germaine, it's German. And. And nobody. Nobody wants to say why it's Germane. Is it someone's name? I don't know, but there's like, we've got a few of those in town.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, and that goes with Prescott and Prescott.

[John Holmberg]

Prescott. People get mad. Our old boss Chuck, used to get upset. He wouldn't hire people. He would. He put me through the testimony. Now, you know the state, right? I'm not going to have to sit and correct every. It's Prescott. It's muggy on rim. I'm like, I don't think I'm going to be talking about that enough for that to be a problem. Well, you don't want to look like an idiot. Kenyon Duche. Muggy on rim. You say it. And we were at the Cocos, and I'm like, mogol. Muggy on. I'll say that. But I'm gonna end up with the Mogollon. I'm not going to do the owls. It's like, remember when Larry did Portillo's? Portillo's. And we teased him forever about it, but it makes sense. Aca tio. Wait till. Wait till Adonna gets a load of that one. And it's happened out there in South Chandler on, oh, Okatilo Road. That's what we call it. That is what it shall be. Ladonna Harvey has spoken. KTAR news, because she is definitely.

[Corey]

Tell her, you know, if you run into problems, just ask me. I can help.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, Brady can help you with pronunciations. He's great at him.

[Brady Bogan]

Is Jim just on some mental health days to get away or what?

[John Holmberg]

I mean, I worked with. I'm not gonna start anything, but I worked with Jim when he worked with a lady he didn't want to work with anymore, and he started to take a few days off at a time, and then he just disappeared, and I ended up having to take over his spot. I was the producer of the Jim and Stephanie show back in 1998, for God's sakes. And he wasn't enjoying his time. And they noticed noticeably started to, like, not come in. Everyone's sick. And then he didn't come in for a couple of days during the week and I'd fill in. And then he just like, I don't want to be here anyway. And he left. I think that's going on. I'm saying I'm thinking that you don't just leave on a Tuesday unannounced and have some other guy go there. I have a feeling Ladonna and Jim have wrestled a couple of times. Oh, as the radio world turns. Now I'm getting a bunch of emails from people who've had family members eaten by their pets. His one says, my uncle had diabetes. His cats ate his toes. I don't know, cats did it too. But that's gross. If you've got diabetes, that's like the worst of it.

[Corey]

They love toes.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, they eat your feet because I guess that's the first thing you stop feeling. There's been plenty of stories. You can Google that. There's been plenty of stories that, well, let's wake up. And you wake up with no toes or just bones sticking out. My friend's brother's foot. It wasn't a bite. It was like an hour of munching and snacking that his dog just nibbled his. And I mean, you could see where it had been torn. Oh, it's horrible. And it's all the way past the toenail, all the way around down to the top toe knuckle on his big toe. And it's butchered. I don't know if I still have the picture. If I do, I can put it up on that.

[Corey]

You showed it to me.

[John Holmberg]

I showed you. But we can put it up on the website. It is gross. It is gross. But yeah. So if you've got the diabetes, just make sure that. Wear shoes to bed. I'd say if you've got dogs.

[Brady Bogan]

Steel toes, get your red wings out.

[John Holmberg]

Red wing sleeping boots for diabetics.

[Corey]

My Kong slippers.

[John Holmberg]

Gotta have those for your diabetes people. And put my silver sneakers on at the end of the night, walk into the bathroom and your steel shoes sound like the Tin Man. Yeah. So be careful with that because that's a very real thing. And now I'm getting all these people emailing me yelling about this. Ben emails and says, wait till Ladonna gets load of Gila Bend. Oh, man. Down there in Gilliband. Got a question for me about that? Nope. It's Gilla Bend. Now goddamn right it is.

[Corey]

What are you talking about?

[John Holmberg]

Are we clear? Residents of Gilla Bend, I know exactly what I want to say, and I say it. And you question the manner in how I pronounce it. I bet she wanders around that building throwing fists at everybody. I heard you say Guadalupe this morning. Yep. What are you gonna do about it there, Ryan Hatch? Boss man. Nobody go back to your twink house in Tempe. That was one I had a teacher tried to correct me on when I first moved here. Here, Because I was saying Tempe. It's Tempe. Like, I think I'm saying that it's Tempe. Tempe, Tempe, Tempe. What am I saying that you're not saying? What did it twist? So simple. And we went back and forth for a few. Tempe, Tempe, Agua Fria. Oh, oh. Ladonna's got to get a list, man. Aquafraya. That's it.

[Brady Bogan]

This.

[John Holmberg]

Why is there a C in it if it doesn't want to get pronounced? That's the new rule. If there's a C, Ladonna's gonna knock it out, cuz I know C words. I was driving down to the Sun's arena yesterday. Got 7th street and the I10 exit. And it's a tight exit. And there's. There's some. That's like some low level Baltic Avenue homeless there. You know, kind of the scary ones. They hang out in that. There's that sidewalk. It's big. There's some. Some developments going on in there. And there's a lady. I was the first one in our second one in line to turn left and get out onto 7th Street. And there's a lady there with a sign. And it. She looked a little loopy, a little off. And her eyes aren't really. She. Nobody's home, right? So she's got a sign that says, I just want to eat. And I'm like, you know, that one kind of got me. That sign kind of got me because we all just want to eat. But I also know there are places that she can go if she's really hungry. And I would prefer to give to a group than an individual because a lot of the times in my brain I'm giving that person alcohol or drug money under the guise of them just being hungry. That's my thoughts. That's why Scottsdale has those signs. Don't feed them and feed the animals. Yeah, don't give them anything. Don't give them money because they know there's plenty of places. We provide plenty of places for them to go. And then downtown there is. So she's got her sign, and I look. We make eye contact. Worst feeling in the world to make eye contact with the homeless. Oh, it's the worst because you're trapped in your little car. And they're right there. And she sees me make eye contact, and then I look away and fumble with the radio and grab my phone. And then I literally went from looking at her eye contact.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Yikes.

[John Holmberg]

To grabbing my phone out of the holder and just talking to it like I was on a call. I still understand. I'm a busy man. Fiddle the radio. She starts walking towards the car. And I mean, like me, it's. You know, it's 5:00. There's a lot of people in this house. Walks right towards the car. And, I mean, she is a foot away from my window and stopped. And I'm looking forward. I'm not looking again. I'm not gonna. I'm not. I'm not getting in. That puts the sign against the driver's side.

[Corey]

Touching the car.

[John Holmberg]

Touching the car against the window. And I'm. I'm just like, I'm gonna die. Like, I. Like there's. I'm being cursed. And then she slid it down, and her face was there. It wasn't like up against the window or anything. It was close. And she just slid it down. And I'm like, this light will never turn. And I did it. I did the. I did the. Now I'm kind of pissed. I'm like, get off of my car. Did the brush away, man. This zombie snapped. Long gone. Like I was. If I'd have rolled that window down. She wasn't getting food. So my initial feeling was the sign. Like, I had some empathy. I had a moment of like, oh, okay, I gotta help out here. This is sad, but had I handed something to her, it would have absolutely gone towards whatever was, you know, whatever vision she was seeing. She went bananas in three steps. And it wasn't like, you know, violent bananas, but there was nothing there. I was thinking about handing a buck or two at first. It's all for drugs. So it's a psa. What I'm doing right now. It's all for drugs and it's all for alcohol, but they're getting aggressive. Like, she leaned on the driver's window and I was. I got scared. I got, like, literally horrified.

[Brady Bogan]

Tell Tweaky to get the hell out.

[John Holmberg]

I did. Yeah, but I'm not rolling my Window down.

[Corey]

I just want to eat.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Corey]

On that window. And you hand her a football and go run.

[John Holmberg]

She's doing the Ezekiel Elliott feed me. I'd appreciate that if she did. They feed me. Maybe she just scored a homeless touchdown. She goes, need to eat. Gotta feed me. I'm like, oh, I get it. Nice job. Good run. But no. All I thought was you can't roll your window down. She's going to spit on you and you're going to get homeless. Whatever she's got you're going to catch. Was horrifying. I've never had one touch the car before. It's easy to ignore them normally. Oh it was. And but. And that. And people who know that little off ramp. It's tight. Like you're.

[Corey]

You know if you pull away and she's still leaning enough, she's gonna fall.

[John Holmberg]

Couldn't go forward. So yesterday Amy and I were going to lost our home pet rescue and a homeless person ran out into 52nd street here. Like no cross. They're running across that one.

[Corey]

And then one wouldn't necessarily move out.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Corey]

And kind of delayed traffic.

[John Holmberg]

They're trying to like they're getting like it's getting the point now where something's got. Did you starting to get like they're trying to let us hit them. I don't want to do that.

[Corey]

One was a lady.

[John Holmberg]

That's the thing I saw yesterday ran. It was a chance.

[Corey]

We're down.

[John Holmberg]

Oh.

[Corey]

Like in the one layer. Let's just say there was a lot of brown.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, come on.

[Corey]

I couldn't believe.

[John Holmberg]

Come on, man. Oh, feeder. It's. Yeah, it was. That was the scariest it's been in a while. That was the most. That was an oh moment there it. But so I'm just saying psa. Stop giving them money. You know, if you want to give to that stuff, give to the shelters, give to the food places. Do that. But don't give them hand to hand money. A. It scares you? It scares me to death that that lady was just gonna go take anything she got at that intersection and load it into her veins and go goofier. It was horrifying.

[Corey]

Just move on. Don't roll down and yell out get.

[John Holmberg]

A job or something. There's no reason to interact. Do what we've all done for years and do your best to act like they don't exist and just kind of sit there and you know, do that 45 degree head angle like you're in deep thought. But the other direction she was. I've Never had one on the car. It was horrifying. And then, you know, I can't go. The light's still red. Finally it turned green. She was off the car by then. And I just. I got the hell out of there. Somebody's. And then, you know what's going to happen is some poor person's going to have their head down for a second, look up, and they're going to be. You know, they're going to run her over. She's standing in the. Oh, it's bad. Scary. So don't give them any money, especially there. The cop once told me that a lot of the times they're just. Just collecting money. They take the craziest of the crazy. They give them good signs, and then they collect. At the end of the day, the king of the homeless goes out and steals the money from them. Like, they heard that. Yeah, they're pimping them. So they go out and say, hey, the loony of the loonies are like, you stand here and collect some cash and just stand with this sign. And they usually give them some drugs to do it. And then they go and get their. They take them all day for their bill. Absolutely. So they're pimping. Yeah, it was. Dude, it was horrible. By the way, somebody said Violent Bananas is a good band name. I'm pretty. I pretty much like that, too. Yeah, it's. Man, the aggression of that. See, I was a big fan of that zone downtown. I think breaking that up was a bad idea. What we needed to do was give money to the businesses that were affected by that homeless enclave and say, here, we'll help you move. Instead of, like, this thing that we did where we spent money breaking them up. Just give the businesses that were struggling with people pooping on their stuff. You know, they have that sandwich shop, you know, can't run a sandwich shop with people pooping on the front. So you just tell that guy, I'm like, where do you want to go? Like, up the road here? Like, okay, we'll help you. We'll get you in there. Don't worry about it. We'll subsidize that. It'll cost, you know, a couple hundred thousand dollars to move that guy into a new place. We'll cover it, and then we'll use your place for the. You know, we'll let them use that bathroom. That'll become a city service. When we broke that up, it was like hitting a beehive. Now they're all running all over the place. God knows.

[Corey]

High season.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And the weather's nice. And they're. Yeah, they're sleeping outside. And it. Basically, for the next month, it's camping. This morning, I was. I stayed at the H and H Ranch. When I was driving back, they're all dressed like Obi Wan Kenobi. It's not too hot. It's a little chill in the air. So they've got these weird brown robes on. Like, everybody's walking around, like, you know, jawas. And they're wandering around down on Washington. When I pulled out of the parking garage, I almost hit one. There's a jawa. Yeah, I got jawas walking around. There's like, another one crossing. Diana Toronto.

[Corey]

I saw the one the other morning that was basically raking the dirt.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you gotta keep your area clean. It's hoas, you know.

[Corey]

That was nice.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. But what I'm saying is this guy says, my friend's kid hit a lady in the street who walked right out in front of her. And she had done it three or four times before. Finally got closed out. There was a lady in my neighborhood, everybody. She had these beautiful blue eyes. She was a homeless lady with the most piercing blue eyes ever. And, you know, the people who were. Want a happy ending for everything always talked about her blue eyes. Like, oh, she's. And she was a known entity because, you know, you go to a restaurant, she'd be standing there, and you couldn't miss the eyes. She was.

[Corey]

Blue eyes.

[John Holmberg]

Clearly homeless. But these eyes, like, you could see them from across a parking lot. My God, they look like those fake contacts. Well, she used to jump in front of cars, and I'm, like, trying to get a payday. I don't know what she was doing maybe, but she had, like, bags on her. She was insane. But the eye. Like, because of her eyes, people were like, oh, she's beautiful. She's just. She's not beautiful. She's a mess. And she stuck her head out in front of traffic and got knocked off by a truck. And that poor person driving that car is the one that's got to live with that. She wanted to end it, but there was like a. On the next door app. I don't know if she wanted to end it. I think she was just crazy. I don't think she did that on purpose. I think she just, like, saw the lights like a deer and stared and then just dropped her head and the guy didn't see her. But the. You know, too many people are like, oh, those beautiful blue eyes. I'm like, no, no, no, we're not trying to give her a modeling contract. Trying to keep her from jumping in front of my car. I gotta take that to Shane Orlando and tell him what happened. Happen?

[Ladonna Harvey]

What'd you do, John?

[John Holmberg]

This homeless lady in her beautiful blue eyes jumped in front of my car. Why mention the eyes?

[Ladonna Harvey]

That's a good question.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. Everybody seems to think that was a necessary part of saying this lunatic.

[Corey]

You're the one that took blue eyes out.

[John Holmberg]

I'm sorry. She jumped and she would. She used to run across. It was dark. I almost hit her a couple of times. I was on 7th street once, and there she went, like just. The crosswalk's 15ft away and she decides to run, like just willy nilly in the middle of cars, trying to stop at the light. I don't know what she was doing, but, yeah, she was dressed like a jawa, too.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, we had the hot homeless broad down here for a while.

[John Holmberg]

I miss her.

[Brady Bogan]

Second of McDowell.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know where she went. She went downhill fast.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

First time.

[Brady Bogan]

First, everybody's like, you know, it's the.

[John Holmberg]

Hot homeless chicken, all talked about. That girl's beautiful. You go to that QT up the street just to see if she was there standing there in her sweatpants. And they were folded down, half shirt with a sign, haven't eaten in days. Like, it's working for you. You look great. And then like a month later, scabs everywhere. Like, eh, give her a granola bar or something. I think Larry did. I think Larry gave her a care package, fell in love, she dumped him.

[Brady Bogan]

Of course she got dumped by the homeless.

[Corey]

Couple of good outings.

[John Holmberg]

So do you want to go to dinner? I am hungry. With me.

[Ladonna Harvey]

No, thanks.

[John Holmberg]

I'm too hungry. Larry tried to take her to dinner and she said, no, no, I'll just.

[Ladonna Harvey]

I'll just wait for people to throw food out of their window instead.

[John Holmberg]

You know what? I'll take you over to the stockyards.

[Ladonna Harvey]

No, thank you.

[Corey]

Buy you some stuff off the rollers.

[John Holmberg]

Take her to Garcia.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Why don't you just get it to go? Can you Uber eats to my corner?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Larry got turned down by her, but I think he brought her a little care package. But the jawas are everywhere right now, and that's because the weather's nice. But yeah, don't feed them and don't give him money. That's just my PSA after yesterday because they're getting aggressive and they're. They're. Nobody's home. We got to get that zone back and running again. We got to get a new one, start a new one. But not my. My house, of course, but start a new one somewhere. Somewhere that I don't care about. Avenues, preferably. Well, yeah, drop that off down there and give them a spot. I've said it a million times. Got all these malls there. You go. Open one of these malls up. They got bathrooms and facilities and just spend a few bucks on that. My theory has. I'll tell you again, this is the best idea of all time. Nobody listens to me, but I'm gonna write about so many goddamn things, it's painful. Take a mall that's closed and instead of tearing it down, you leave some of it up. You use some of it as a rehabilitation center, some of it as a shower and get ready place. They've got 30 days to get themselves together. Then they go into the work program. 30 days to find a job and then another 30 days. They have to get their stuff together after the job and get out. If after 90 days, they don't do any of this stuff, we euthanize them. It's the only. Nobody ever talks about it. Or we put them on the E list and people can adopt them and take care of them, you know, not one person would ever get euthanized. They would take them home. These Christian groups, these religious people would all take one in and give it a little more time. They'd foster one until they just couldn't take it anymore and then they'd give it back. But it's a great idea, fostering.

[Corey]

They work your land and you provide.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, I don't know how much land you got? I'm not saying slavery is this high.

[Brady Bogan]

Yellow again or what? Is that what you're down to?

[John Holmberg]

Brady immediately turned that to slavery. I never did. I'm trying to help. Brady's trying to bring back a better time for himself, I guess. I'm not sure how you were raised. No, they don't work your land. They clean your house and stuff. Yeah, but they're allowed, you know. But that's if you adopt them and then there's an E list and these groups go, oh, my God, we've got all these people and this one's on the E list. He didn't clean up. He still, you know, we got to get him in a better spot. You give him a home for a little while, that's it. It's not a jail. It's just. It's just a better idea.

[Brady Bogan]

Part of Metro center still standing. Put them over There. Lock up the hat that is already on the avenues. It's far enough away from us.

[John Holmberg]

Yep. The Dillard Dillards could house them all right. It's huge. You put them in there, put some cots in there, give them a little rec room. Cost nothing. You open up the Chick fil a again.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Fire up the Friars. You know, we're paying for them anyway. You put some of that money towards that. They go in there and then you have a rehab center where they can stay and detox. You lock them in the Sears, you know, they're not allowed to leave the Sears and they have to detox. And they're running around inside the Sears with each other with no drugs, no visitors, no nothing. After 30 days, they go into the next level. This is a good idea.

[Corey]

You know, years ago, when we were helping out that, you know, the neighborhood center.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Corey]

A couple of those programs that they have going that it's like you're going to live here, then have some problems.

[John Holmberg]

Exactly. Start painting, start cleaning up. Yeah. Brady goes back to slavery again. Get a rake. Start cleaning this kitchen. Yeah, I'm with.

[Corey]

Because if you put that group in there and they, you know, you don't maintain where you're living, it turns into.

[John Holmberg]

It's a dumb. Right. You don't have to do this at the mall. They just have to make sure that, you know, the Dillard's is functioning, you know, and it's just a big wide. We walked through Fiesta Mall when it was going through demo.

[Ladonna Harvey]

There's tons of room in there. Could have housed them all.

[John Holmberg]

You make it like a people pound. I've said this a million times. People called me a Nazi.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Like, how's that being a Nazi?

[John Holmberg]

Well, you gotta take the. You gotta give. Is it better to just leave them in the road? That's what we're doing now. How's my idea Bad? It's gonna cost a fortune. I think it costs a fortune now.

[Corey]

Free range homeless is a mess.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. This free rich, free rich homeless thing isn't working. Now, you can poop on my idea, but it's easy to poop on an idea.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Come up with your own.

[John Holmberg]

At least I've got a solution. Some called it the final solution. I didn't like that title.

[Brady Bogan]

But still, that's been used before.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, somebody wrecked that one. But, yeah, it's a good idea. All these strip malls that close make them a place for a homeless enclave. I mean, stay there. And then after 90 days, you're like, well, it's not gonna work. Out for you. You had your opportunities. You chose. You chose poorly. We're gonna put you on the E list. You've got 14 days to get adopted.

[Brady Bogan]

Lyndy Jones, you chose poor.

[John Holmberg]

You chose Paulie. Well, get better. My God. Hopefully somebody adopts you better, you know, Then you dress them in a suit and they're scared little eyes. On the E list, you get 14 days before Trevor takes one. It ain't right. Well, then you better start behaving that and trading Devin Booker. Everybody argues with me, but these are two great ideas. Had them for years.

[Brady Bogan]

We gotta do something on both sides.

[John Holmberg]

Gotta trade Devin Booker. I've said, look, I'm tired of. I'm tired of flapping my gums about that. And then to hear some of these talking sports heads start talking about Devin. Well, maybe we should consider the Booker. Oh, my God.

[Corey]

Well, that. You should be happy about that then.

[John Holmberg]

No. Well, no. I wanted my idea to be, like, really good immediately because it was. I saw down the road. Now they're acting like they just came up with this on their own. And right now, I'll tell you the package deal. If you could get Booker and Durant out the door together. I saw Matt Ishbia last night at the game. Walk by me, the raw room. He's not happy. He's just. He's. He's feeling.

[Brady Bogan]

Should be. Look at that. Dropping for the record that he's got.

[John Holmberg]

Lost to a team that has four road wins on the year last night and they play him again tonight and they're going to lose to him again tonight. They're just not good. If they split, I'll be blown away. Anyway, what do you got on the big board of musical treats there?

[Brady Bogan]

Wake Up Song brought to you by, of course, Action Ride Shop. And now's the time to head on over to that brand new store over there on McDowell and Power Road right there by the Hawes trailhead. They got everything you're gonna need as far as bikes go. Road bikes, mountain bikes, E bikes, you name it, they got it. Plus the best wrenches in town. And don't forget about the original store right there on Gilbert Road in Southern for all your bike and snow needs.

[John Holmberg]

ActionRideshop.com Somebody goes, I'd love to see your idea of the homeless mall. I give it 72 hours for it. Goes Demolition man and sly us to go underground where the peasants end up living. Yeah, they'll probably dig holes. We'll have some hiccups. It's not going to be perfect, but I'm telling you, start, enter. You tell them like, it's in 90 days. You didn't get your job. Like, yeah, I don't know what to do now. I guess I'll just go live at the Dillards. I'm like, oh, no, that's not how this works. You've got a fortnight to get adopted and you. And you teach them to, you know, do their own adoption page and put pictures up of things they like, like the Wednesday's child. And then Troy Hayden will go play with him at a playground and go, here's Trevor. He's been homeless for a while and he's on the swings. I like camping and I got a lot of blankets. I like, you know, working the land. Like, he tries to appeal to Brady in his potato farm. I don't know. Brady has grow their own food. Why are you automatically making them grow food? Do you have a place in your backyard that if you rented a homeless that you'd like?

[Ladonna Harvey]

All right, let's work the land.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, okay.

[Corey]

Yeah, a little plot.

[John Holmberg]

It's like that house garden, that house over in Tempe that has corn in the front yard. That's right. They got a new crop. I go buy it every time I go to Lost our home. Amy and I drive by. Their front yard is tiny. It's over off like Hardy and University or I don't know if that's Broadway, but it's gone. And now they've put up those arched sprinklers for the new crop that's coming in. And it's just a regular neighborhood. And in this front yard, there's going to be 6, 7ft of corn in the next couple months. They just had their pumpkin harvest and all their pumpkins are out in front of their house. And I don't know what they're doing with pumpkin, these nuclear pumpkins because they've been sitting outside for two months and they're not gross at all. They're just sitting on their front porch. You just take a pumpkin, leave a pumpkin. I don't know how it works, but it's the weirdest thing I've ever seen. And evidently that's what Brady's goal is, to have homeless work in the land of these neighborhood houses.

[Ladonna Harvey]

All right, why don't you get outside and I don't know, hoe a row.

[John Holmberg]

Yes, sir, Mr. Bogan. Thanks for taking me off that E list.

[Corey]

Sow those seeds.

[Ladonna Harvey]

You bet. You bet. Jawa. Get outside.

[John Holmberg]

You gotta watch out for them jawas, though, because it's dark and they're in those dark blankets because they're dirty. Anyway, sorry. All right.

[Brady Bogan]

Unless. Shinedown, Avenge Sevenfold, Sabaton, Slipknot, Motley Crue, Bad Religion, Bob Seeger to help that lady last night. Ted Nugent, Doggy Dog for your buddy who had his toes eaten off. White Zombie, Pantera, Metallica, System of Down Skid Row. Get the F out for Jim Sharp from Ladonna.

[John Holmberg]

Told him to leave and he. I think the best thing for you right now, Sharp, is a few days on the bench. Well, I just want to let you know it's Guadalupe, not Guadalupe. You don't let me know anything, Sharp. The only thing I want to hear coming out of your mouth is spitting sounds after a nice bro job. Yes, sir, Miss Ladonna. Now take a break. I'll see you on Monday. I'm having a party. I need you to come by. You need directions? Take Acatillo to Guadalupe. Don't I. Don't you side eye me, Sharp. Yes. Yes, sir. I don't care. Whatever you want to do up there, fine with that. Dog Eat Dogs. Pretty solid for the. But I don't want to hear Ted Nugent it. Pantera is coming to town and I think might as well start hyping that up a little bit. You can do a little. I'm Broken. That's a great song. We'll do some. I'm Broken by Pantera. That's. That's the keeper. Yeah. Pantera's coming here. Who are they with?

[Brady Bogan]

Amana Marth.

[John Holmberg]

Amana Marth. And I hear Amana Marth is an amazing live show. I just don't know them well enough. They're the ones that have that rowing thing.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

The only problem is it's a middle of summer and it's summertime, and I don't want to lay in a row, you know, a fake rowboat with swampy Amana Marth fans. But evidently, and I've only seen this on the Internet, actually, we were at one show they were at, and I witnessed some of the. They start rowing. Like the whole crowd goes onto this.

[Brady Bogan]

As that Viking metal, weird rowing thing.

[John Holmberg]

And they get the crowd into it and they do it and they like. It's. The energy is amazing. But we're there to see Pantera, right? That'll happen in August. Yeah, that right? I believe so.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

But Pantera's touring now. We saw him with Metallica, and if you didn't get to see it on that show, you know, as long as Phil keeps it together, they sounded pretty great. They did a. And Zach's torn with him from black. How come black label's not opening? They got a new album and everything.

[Brady Bogan]

He just probably doesn't want to do double duty in that summer heat.

[John Holmberg]

That could be. Either way, it's gonna be officially concert psyching. Rockets, Pantera. I'm broken. It's 98k upd.

[Dick Toledo]

Hey, it's not weird.

[John Holmberg]

It's pretty cool, actually.

[Corey]

No membership fee.

[John Holmberg]

I have heard enough of this. Homberg's morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. That's Nirvana right there. The lithium on the Mount Rushmore of grunge, as we discovered earlier this week, which was Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Soundgarden, and Alice in Chains. And our conversation earlier about animals eating when you die eating, your body. Forgot about that. The great Lane Staley of Alice in Chains was in his house for God knows how long. His official death date, I believe, is April 5, which is ironic because it's the same day as Kurt Cobain. But they're not sure. That's just the day they found him. He'd been dead for a long time. And evidently, rumor has it, not sure how true it is. Not probably is. He had a cat or two that was chowing down on Lane Staley's body while he laid dead in that apartment. Lane was done. I remember Jerry Cantrell from Alice in Chains doing an interview saying, we tried to go to his house and he wouldn't talk to us. He talked through the window that had a big curtain. It was like blacked out window. And he would talk to us through that, but he didn't want anybody to see him. Last time I saw him, unrecognizable, like, you know, 75 pound, withered old body, missing teeth. Yeah, they said he had no teeth. And he was. He was done. And they knew he was going to die. It's just a matter of time. They couldn't help him anymore, so, you know, lost contact for a while. He was probably dead for close to a month, according to all the things I've read about that. But again, who knows how exaggerated that is? So they just gave his death date as April 5th. Because that was kind of like.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he'll never. He'll never know, right?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah, it's not going to be. Nobody knew he was dead. They just left him alone because he kind of isolated. So cats ate Lane Staley. Just saying. Maybe not a bad idea to have a plan for your pets if you're, you know, you think you might, if you live alone, to have like an auto feed or something like that so they don't chow down on your body. That's the worst. I know. My dogs would eat me in a heartbeat. The little ones for sure.

[Corey]

The pack too. Bus wouldn't mentality.

[John Holmberg]

I don't think bus would. Yeah. Once they tear in and it's like, well, if you're doing it, I'm doing it. They'd fight over a good portion of this. There's a lot of meat on this bone is what I'm saying out there. And play with my femur in the yard. It would happen at 7:46. Time for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report. Then we say Brady Report.

[Corey]

A good Friday morning to you, Phoenix.

[John Holmberg]

Hello, world.

[Corey]

We've made it.

[John Holmberg]

Hi.

[Corey]

Happy National Pancake Day.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, not International Pancake Day. National. American pancakes only. God damn right. You throw that French pancake my direction. That stupid crepe. American pancakes. I'm not sure what the difference is. At the ihop, they just do different syrups and then add fruit. What's an American pancake? Just the pancake buttermilk. That's it. But that's just syrup and butter.

[Corey]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Because then you get into the international side of it, you could maybe get away, you know.

[Corey]

Blueberry pancakes.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Corey]

Chocolate chip pancakes.

[John Holmberg]

That's very American. What I've, you know, I've never really paid attention. What is the international part of international pancakes?

[Corey]

I think I thought it was like the syrups.

[John Holmberg]

Oh. For some reason they just have like strawberry. And there's only one syrup. I don't even want to.

[Corey]

I never really went deep into that.

[John Holmberg]

You don't.

[Brady Bogan]

The maple.

[John Holmberg]

You just go maple. I'm basically Canadian when it comes to that. You start apricot. Don't even bring it to the table. Is anyone using that? And if they are, isn't it just a litmus test on whether or not you want to be friends with them?

[Corey]

The mango syrup.

[John Holmberg]

Can you imagine sitting at a table with Brady and the guy goes, there's no apricot syrup. Waiter. Damn you.

[Ladonna Harvey]

You get out. Communist. I hate you. That's a word I. I don't use for Hitler.

[John Holmberg]

But you apricot boy, I would never even consider it.

[Corey]

There are. I got a couple of basis fun facts. There are about 2 billion parking spaces in the US or 7 per car.

[John Holmberg]

Wow. Each place has to at least give you a few. And not everybody's going there. Wow. Two billion parking places. It's a lucrative business.

[Corey]

Hurricanes and typhoons are the same thing. Different words are just used for different places. So hurricanes are in the Atlantic and Northeast Pacific. Typhoons are in the Indian Ocean and South Pacific.

[John Holmberg]

Right. And I believe they're also called cockeyed Bobs in Australia because they call everything. Australia is like the Ohio of the world. They have their own names for everything. We could all just agree on. And then they do dumb stuff and nickname everything. Come around, have that cock eyed bob. Like what the hell are you talking about it? Watch out for a tsunami. Cockeyed Bob come your way. You don't speak the language.

[Corey]

George Harrison was the first member of the Beatles to release a solo album. It was a soundtrack to a film in 1968 called Wonderwall.

[John Holmberg]

Huh.

[Corey]

Kitty litter was invented in Michigan in 1947. Guy named Edward Lowe invented it. He was selling sand clay and actually before that people were just using oil and ashes. So he came up with an idea. He bagged up some ground up clay because it absorbs the moisture because he's.

[John Holmberg]

Tired of cleaning, started bagging it up.

[Corey]

People started buying it, end up selling it for millions of dollars. I came up with the name kitty litter.

[John Holmberg]

The I don't know how we lived before modern day kitty litter. Like cats and houses and stuff. It is so gross. I. I hadn't owned cats till the two I've had. Strong and I then they're awesome. Elgato Diablo de Guadalupe. Now not the same name since Ladonna changed it. He is unbelievably cool. My other cat, Lucy, who passed away a couple years ago. Amazing. But one thing I hate about cats is that litter box. And I don't know the name of the pellets we have now. They're aces.

[Corey]

Pretty litter.

[John Holmberg]

No, I don't know what it's called. It's the best system ever. It doesn't get out, it doesn't stick to their feet. It never smells. I mean once when he takes a dump, the dump smells. You get it out of there immediately. You don't have a problem. It is unreal. But cat what did people. Our ancestors were disgusting. Ashes and dirt in the corner that the cat would crap in. That ain't stopping any. They never let the cats in the house back in the day.

[Corey]

I don't think. Not as often. I mean they were. They were definitely indoor outdoor cats.

[John Holmberg]

And I like cats. But man, that's a thing. And that's the best. We've got a box with some stuff that may or may not help it Smell. That's it. It's so gross. The future. There's another million in whoever invents the next thing. Because kitty litter didn't even show up till the. What'd you say, 1917, 1947. 47. The year the NBA started. Yeah. We're ripe for a new invention for kitty litter. Like, a real good one. That dude that's got that washing machine that the cats get in. That's awesome. And it spins and it does the litter. There's no, like, litter box. It spins and discards the poop at the bottom on its own seal.

[Dick Toledo]

Doesn't seal it, but it puts it in a thing that has a little garbage thing.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's pretty awesome.

[Corey]

Do you have that?

[John Holmberg]

No, I want it, but.

[Corey]

Well, but I've. I haven't heard. It's that. I heard a couple people have it. It doesn't really do what it says, but it does what's supposed to.

[John Holmberg]

It just spins and drops it in a hole. Right.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, you still have to pay attention. You can't let it go for days.

[John Holmberg]

And days and days.

[Corey]

But you're saying something. That's option. That's awesome. But you've never had it.

[John Holmberg]

It.

[Dick Toledo]

That's what I said.

[Corey]

You said something.

[Dick Toledo]

You heard?

[John Holmberg]

I said something. I heard.

[Corey]

No, no, no, no. I'm saying. But, yeah, I heard and I heard.

[John Holmberg]

What are you coming down on him for?

[Brady Bogan]

I got us Friday.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. What's going on? Why are you mad at him? All he said was, it's an awesome time.

[Corey]

Well, that's why I asked him, like, oh, you have one. Because I know. I've looked at him before, given a review. Some people are saying, I don't know. There's. There's a bunch of different brands.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know about that. All I'm saying is it's a neat idea. I don't know why Toledo took a kick in the pills for that, but.

[Corey]

It wasn't meant to be a kick in the pills.

[John Holmberg]

Sure was.

[Corey]

I want. Oh, he's got it. It works, and I want it.

[John Holmberg]

Sorry about that. I didn't know Toledo's reviews were on display there. Better mind your p's and q's, Ladonna. Ladonna Bogan over here is pretty upset.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, Ladonna Bogan.

[John Holmberg]

Don't bring that in. I'm not even gonna try that one. My head will explode.

[Corey]

You'll like this study. There's a new study out that shows having children is good for your brain.

[Brady Bogan]

Nope.

[Corey]

Especially having a ton of them.

[John Holmberg]

Nope. Incorrect.

[Corey]

Having more children is linked to the increased brain connectivity.

[Brady Bogan]

Nope.

[Corey]

And areas typically that decline with age. So kids protect against brain aging. The effect was seen in both mothers and fathers. So it just isn't through pregnancies. It's caregiving experience.

[John Holmberg]

Nope. Nope.

[Dick Toledo]

Disagree.

[Corey]

For men specifically, having more children was associated with increased grip strength, which apparently is a predictor of overall brain health.

[John Holmberg]

Because you're not getting laid.

[Brady Bogan]

You're not getting anymore.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you gotta. You gotta talk. You're hornless yourself. I guarantee your grip strength goes up 100. Yeah, that's Brett and I solved that mystery. And by the way, the way you struggled with the first sentence of that proof that being a father has no concept on your. You know, can't help your brain. Can't do anything. Speaking how wonderful grip strength goes up the minute that baby comes out.

[Ladonna Harvey]

I don't think I. That's. Kids do those types of things. I don't. We've grown out of the world of being teenagers. You do it yourself.

[John Holmberg]

And then that dude's got that kung fu iron right hand. Cause the kids.

[Corey]

There's a football match, a soccer match in Germany that had to be called off after a problem with the referee. It was a lower tier German football clash between the FC Taxi 2 and the Rot Wies Mulhem 3. It ended because before the game the soccer players came out. Usually they're escorted with kids. You know how they bring them on the field.

[John Holmberg]

Even in the low level ones.

[Corey]

Even the low level.

[John Holmberg]

Kidding.

[Corey]

And the referee was going by the teams to check out the players and the kids next to him. And one of the kids lunged forward on the referee and bit the referee on his left testicle.

[John Holmberg]

Why? This is low, low level kids for low level soccer.

[Dick Toledo]

He's trying to cure a disease.

[Brady Bogan]

Another reason.

[John Holmberg]

Don't have another one. Yeah.

[Corey]

It was painful enough. The referee could not perform his task. They had to cancel the game.

[John Holmberg]

A kid bit him in the nuts so hard he had to take the day off.

[Corey]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, that's a bite.

[Corey]

Couldn't get. Couldn't get him off his.

[John Holmberg]

And I gotta say, that's a pretty impressive strike. Cobra like.

[Dick Toledo]

I look forward to his collaboration with Kim pentress. In about 15 years.

[John Holmberg]

I could be in this room for an hour with Brady standing in a Y and try to bite one testicle in a single shot. An hour I would miss 25 times before I'd finally get it again. He'd have to be naked for me to get it. Think about how hard it would be.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, but you're not.

[Corey]

Well, they're in those.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, okay.

[John Holmberg]

But still, it's like bobbing for apples. There's no possible way I'm gonna get hold of one. First try.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Corey]

Yeah. He struck lightning.

[John Holmberg]

He hit it hard, that kid. That was an impressive bite. It's hard to bite a ball.

[Corey]

And now it's time for some science news.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Corey]

Hello, my friends. Professor Brady Bogan here with your science news. There's a big parade of planets tonight.

[John Holmberg]

I've seen this on the news.

[Corey]

Seven planets visible in the night sky. Experts say the best time to look is right around dusk. You might only see 4 or 5. Saturn is pretty close to the sun right now. But you might need a telescope or binoculars to see Uranus and Neptune.

[John Holmberg]

You knew he was gonna try it.

[Corey]

They call it a parade.

[Dick Toledo]

Neptune first.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Uranus is in the back. Last one you see.

[Corey]

They call it a parade because they're all lined up in the sky. And it won't happen again until 2040.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not interested now. I probably won't be in 2040.

[Corey]

And then earlier this week, we heard that the chances of that asteroid hitting us in 2032 dropped basically zero. But now there's a slim chance it could hit the moon.

[John Holmberg]

I'd like to be part of that. I'd like to see that. When is that possible? What year? 2035.

[Corey]

You said 2032.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that'd be neat. We've never had that. It's been a long time since the moon took a punch. Would we see it?

[Corey]

Oh, I think it would be. Well, let's see. They said it was the crater because it's the size of a football field wide.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, this one is.

[Corey]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

It's the size of a football field. Yeah, it's gonna blow the moon up.

[Corey]

It wouldn't blow the moon up.

[John Holmberg]

The ones that are sizes like school buses can blow up cities. Cities. A football field.

[Corey]

I thought they.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, the moon's getting blown up.

[Dick Toledo]

Football field.

[John Holmberg]

Cut it right in half.

[Dick Toledo]

We've all watched movies. Wouldn't it knock it off?

[John Holmberg]

Its access.

[Corey]

Something they did, they showed.

[Dick Toledo]

Send it crashing to us.

[Corey]

You know, example, like the one in Russia. I forget how big that one was.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well, that was. But turned into like a little pea as it came through the atmosphere. It wasn't that big a deal, but.

[Corey]

There'S a real big pock mark in.

[John Holmberg]

Sure, the Flagstaff has one, but that was some. You know, that did some damage too. People just didn't wake up the next day with dusty patios. That's horrifying. Well, I do want to watch that.

[Dick Toledo]

The Russian asteroid in 2013 was about 20 meters wide or 20 meters in diameter.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. It's just a ball. That's pretty big.

[Dick Toledo]

That's not a football field.

[John Holmberg]

No. Yikes. I want to see it hit the moon. So we can start keeping our fingers crossed for that.

[Corey]

And animal news. Science believes that wolves have domesticated themselves 30, 000 years ago because they just really liked getting treats from us.

[John Holmberg]

They started to realize we've got Cheeto fingers.

[Corey]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You know those bipeds over there? Their fingers are fantastic.

[Corey]

They started sharing.

[John Holmberg]

Yes. They're nice to us. And probably because we were afraid we're just throwing our food to them. And that's how we ended up with domesticated wolves. Or dogs.

[Corey]

Yeah, that. Which turned into dogs. Basically. Different breeds. In germaphobe news, it turns out that the space station might be too sterile. A lack of germs could be giving astronauts rashes. And cold solar.

[John Holmberg]

Nope. Or the fact that they're messing around with you. You can't say cold source today. You all right? You got one. There you go. Or that somebody had a cold sore when they went up there. They got bored, started blowing each other. Gave each other herpes up on the. You're gonna do that. You're not spending that much time on the space. Even though you know those two that have been trapped up there for a while. She's coming down pregnant and she was ugly. But there's no way you can spend that much time in a tin can with somebody floating around in space. Not give it a run. You shut the cameras off for a second and you just go. We've left them up there and you know, going about our business like, no, they're not even getting them this month again.

[Corey]

They pushed it back.

[John Holmberg]

Elon's trying to push the end of the month, maybe April. They've been up there for like nine months too long. You know. They're getting. And they put a man and a woman in there. There might be a baby when it comes back. They've been up there so long she might just have it.

[Corey]

This 51 year old man in North Carolina called 911 on Monday and said, I've been locked in the storage unit for about a week now. And I just found my phone. The operator asked if he was stuck inside and he said yes. My girlfriend locked me in here. She doubled up my lock. I just need to get out of here. I can't breathe. I've had nothing to drink for a Week. For a week. Emergency crews rushed to the unit, freed the man, got him to the hospital for treatment. He was dehydrated, but he'll be okay.

[John Holmberg]

Well, she just locked him in a closet.

[Corey]

Locked him in the storage space.

[John Holmberg]

Storage space?

[Corey]

Storage unit. And it took him a few days to even find his phone because it's pitch black in there.

[John Holmberg]

But Toledo's right. Wait, her phone lasted a week? What. What plan does he want?

[Dick Toledo]

I got one of the new phones and even after three or four days, if I. Even if I don't use it, it's dead.

[Corey]

Evidently. He said he had some juice on the phone. Said it took him days to find his cell phone.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm calling bs.

[John Holmberg]

I'm calling a load of BS on this. Something ain't right there.

[Corey]

Investigators say the couple got into an argument. She told him to get something out of the back. Back of the unit. He crawled there and she slammed the door shut and shouted, this is what.

[John Holmberg]

You get for the whole week.

[Corey]

Never came back.

[John Holmberg]

Wow.

[Dick Toledo]

And she double locked it.

[Corey]

He said he was there from Thursday the 20th to. To Monday, which is four days still.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay.

[Corey]

One official says it's truly believe she intended for him to die inside the you. The unit is described as a hoarder's paradise. It was stuffed full of things started falling out when the police opened it up.

[John Holmberg]

This story doesn't add up at all.

[Brady Bogan]

There's something wrong here.

[Dick Toledo]

How big did it say again?

[Corey]

I didn't say the size of the unit, but it was so packed that he had to crawl in there. And it's in the back.

[Brady Bogan]

Sounds like Gene Hackman's wife.

[John Holmberg]

Some fishy brewing on this.

[Corey]

The girlfriend and 54 year old phone didn't go off.

[Dick Toledo]

Tell him where it was.

[Corey]

You know, he said days.

[John Holmberg]

A woman that angry is gonna fire off an angry. Text someone like that phone up once.

[Dick Toledo]

Get what you get.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Hope you like what's going on. Or she's gonna start texting to cover that.

[Corey]

But then he'll find the phone.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I'm saying. Well, she didn't know he'd lost the phone. I'm saying she's texting him. And that phone would light up anyway. There's no way this is a real story. Or they're making something up.

[Brady Bogan]

Maybe they're gonna do not disturb.

[John Holmberg]

They're up to. Yeah, they're up to no good here. But even still, your phone doesn't last four solid days without a charge.

[Corey]

So the girl, Robin Deaton, was arrested and charged with attempted murder. And Kidnapping.

[Brady Bogan]

It was murder.

[Corey]

The guy has said you go up on kidnapping. Tried to change his story.

[John Holmberg]

Right, because it wasn't true.

[Corey]

Claiming that he accidentally shut him aside and he didn't know he was in there. She is, but.

[John Holmberg]

Huh.

[Corey]

It sounds like a lot of pronouns that she accidentally shot him inside and didn't realize it.

[John Holmberg]

He said that. Yeah, but she didn't realize it and then didn't look for where her boyfriend was for four days.

[Corey]

The cops aren't buying.

[John Holmberg]

Nobody's buying it because it doesn't make sense.

[Corey]

They believe he's a victim of domestic violence. No, no, no. She didn't realize I was in there.

[John Holmberg]

I think he was trying to get her in trouble. Realized, oops, the story doesn't add up. And then they're just trying to minimize the damage. Now I'm calling BS on the whole thing. A couple tweakers and then somebody stored. They're probably trying to rob. Something went sideways.

[Corey]

This 18 year old Florida woman named Evelina Fabianski was arrested on Wednesday when she and another 16 year old girl set out to vandalize her ex's car. She was furious because he still owed her $700. They spray painted the car, even threw eggs at it. Unfortunately, it was the wrong car.

[John Holmberg]

Oops.

[Corey]

Car belonged to the neighbor, not her ex boyfriend. The damage was estimated about $5,000. There's more trouble because deputies caught Evelina driving with two open containers of four locos in plain view.

[John Holmberg]

Classy neighbor.

[Corey]

Charged with criminal mischief, contributing to delinquency of a minor, possession of alcohol and DUI. The 16 year old girl was charged with possession of marijuana over 20 grams.

[John Holmberg]

I gotta say, I don't think they're saying that name right. I don't think anybody names their kid with the word evil in it. Evelina. Maybe Eve.

[Corey]

I was saying like Eve, but yeah.

[John Holmberg]

No, we were saying Evelina. Evelina, like a bad.

[Dick Toledo]

Like a javelina.

[John Holmberg]

With Eve, it has to be Avelina, right?

[Corey]

Evelina.

[John Holmberg]

Evelina. Evelyn. People don't go, I love the name Evelina. I love my daughter's name with the word evil in it. Either way, they were right. Any pictures of Evelina?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Fabianski trying to pull up Evelina. She's the only person in the world named that something something. Check out Homework's morning sickness [e-mail] Holmberg's Morning Sickness.

[Corey]

Taco Bell Selling Crunch wrap sliders for a limited time.

[John Holmberg]

First bit of energy he's had all morning.

[Brady Bogan]

No kidding.

[Corey]

Taco Bell celebrating Taco Bell News, they're celebrating the Crunch Wrap Supreme. It's turning 20. It debuted in 2005.

[Dick Toledo]

And you said that sliders.

[Corey]

Yeah, they make two. You get two of them. They're smaller versions.

[John Holmberg]

You've had these?

[Corey]

No.

[John Holmberg]

You just know.

[Dick Toledo]

Not yet.

[Corey]

Not yet.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't mean to go all Brady on Toledo on that, but just seemed excited about it.

[Corey]

There's only one kind. It's a steak and queso Crunch Wrap.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Corey]

Get two little wheels.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Is that Evelina?

[Brady Bogan]

That's her.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, that. She's Evelina.

[John Holmberg]

She looks like an evil. It's like a Beetlejuice name, though. Evelina. I don't know. I bet she cleans up okay. That's a mug shot.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a West side.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it's west side bad. But, I mean, it could be that you're catching something. Wrap it up.

[Dick Toledo]

She emptied the whole can on that car, didn't she?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

What she do, vandalize the wrong Impala on the west side or what?

[John Holmberg]

Yes. Well, yeah, when you say, go vandalize that Impala, it's like, well, every car on the street's an Impala. Which one? The gold one. Oh, that's not helping.

[Corey]

I got a couple of quick radio videos.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, Stretch.

[Corey]

Well, John, you'll be happy about this. DiGiorno and Hidden Valley have teamed up. This is a video two new tank.

[John Holmberg]

Hold on. Did you just switch stretching? He's stretching. I don't know. No, I think he was telling your hamstrings look tight to do a little stretch. He just went right into dressing. Come on, use some videos.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Well, never mind.

[Corey]

That was the number one dipping sauce for Pizza's ranch. So DiGiorno is teaming up with Hidden Valley to bring you the Spicy Rancheroni thin crust pizza or the Chicken Bacon Ranch stuffed crust pizza.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll sleep so much better.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, no, this was what you stretched with ranch dressing on pizza.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm doing this every time now.

[Corey]

Thanks for asking, John.

[John Holmberg]

You know how fast he said to him, stretch? Now, how many times have I, like, sneezed or something? He stares at me like a deer in the headlights, and there's just dead air. He can't cover that space. But you say stretch to him. He whipped out a story about dressing in no time.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Hey, Brady, great job over there.

[Corey]

Thank you, Ralphie.

[Ladonna Harvey]

It's Ralphie May here, down from heaven. Don't you dare listen to them. That's the best DiGiorno store ever.

[Corey]

Some dumbs don't know anything.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Dumb. Dumb. They dump dumb. It around with this stupid non ranch pizza. Now you get it all in one box. It's great stuff. You open up the box and the pizza's already dipped. It's pre dipped.

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Ladonna Harvey]

That's right. You listen to Brady. Dump. Dump.

[John Holmberg]

Mr.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Stretch. If you were prepared, he wouldn't have to say it. But then he regaled us with that gem of pre dipped pie. You know what fat people hate doing?

[John Holmberg]

Free dipping.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Everything. So if the pizza's already got the dippings on it, that's one less thing I have to do. Just move it right into my mouth and get in my belly.

[Corey]

Get in my mouth right now.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Good work, Brady.

[Corey]

Thank you, Ralphie.

[Ladonna Harvey]

If only they could bring up some chicken wings that are already drenched in ranch dressing. My life will be so much easier.

[Corey]

So long.

[Ladonna Harvey]

All right. See you later.

[John Holmberg]

Kicked him out.

[Brady Bogan]

I know.

[John Holmberg]

Normally. Well, he's done stretching. Yeah, he's calling his shots over there.

[Corey]

You can only stretch so much.

[John Holmberg]

Captain chronology here has to.

[Corey]

Let's go.

[Ladonna Harvey]

We'll do it live. We're doing it live. I got some more dressing stories.

[John Holmberg]

That is the laziest mother thing I've ever heard in my life. I love dressing and ranch. But I mean the whole process of dipping it.

[Corey]

Now they're teamed up.

[John Holmberg]

Only it was just all combined.

[Dick Toledo]

Be a million dollar idea though.

[John Holmberg]

It is not. It's just the end of us. I'm telling you. I've been. I've been off on my time on this. But we are so close to ranch dressing as a drink. And don't send me pictures of Jones Soda's ranch flavored dressing. I'm talking about ranch out of the bottle into your mouth as a beverage. It's gonna be up there. Sierra Mist Ranch dressing. It's gonna be on a tap.

[Dick Toledo]

That's what you need to go for. Like in vending machines at the Circle.

[John Holmberg]

Cans of it that you can just swig in the middle of summer.

[Dick Toledo]

You'll see that homeless broad come up to you by the side of your.

[John Holmberg]

Give her a can of ranch. Thank you. Not carbonated ranch. Just straight out of the. We're close. American fat sauce has won over 90% of people. I've watched people in restaurants drink the cups.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Or lick them. There's a guy at a. Was it. Is that an NYPD over there on 44th next to Wally's?

[Corey]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Guy had a strange. Crushing his wings.

[Corey]

Looking around New York.

[John Holmberg]

That's it. Streets of New York. And he's looking around like somebody wanted to steal his pizza. Like he had the only one streets in New York. And staring back to his pie dip cookie. More ranch. By the end of it he's tonguing out the little plastic cup.

[Corey]

That's a little far.

[John Holmberg]

He was huge. It's a mountain.

[Corey]

I'm surprised like some of those protein shakes or ranch flavor. Chocolate, vanilla, strawberry. Ranch.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Because nothing screams health shake. More like ranch. Ranch. This ought to curb your appetite, Chunky.

[Corey]

First one's a guy reflecting beautiful morning on his front porch. Got some snow?

[John Holmberg]

Nope. Science news Toledo. Come on now. Oh. And he hits the ice on the top step and drops and breaks his pelvis.

[Corey]

Comes back. Hopefully no one stall. Get out of here.

[John Holmberg]

He climbs the stairs. That just knocked him down. It's just a guy falling.

[Dick Toledo]

Saved his knock.

[John Holmberg]

I'm still trying to get past that kid. That one timed a nut right. That's hard to do. I'll stand here and say, brady, try to bite one nut. Just one. Just run at me and try to bite a nut. You're gonna. You're not getting it through pants.

[Corey]

It's like pin the tail on the donkey.

[John Holmberg]

But you're not even blindfolded. You still. I'll have my nuts out. You'll still struggle to hit it.

[Dick Toledo]

Different scenario but bus one time to.

[John Holmberg]

You Just my head though. If my nuts are larger target Look. If you tried to bite a nut it would be complete happenstance. But dog's mouths are different than people mouths couldn't do it.

[Corey]

Yours might be. You know like if you're commando.

[Ladonna Harvey]

I'm always commando.

[Corey]

Umbros. He'll be hanging down.

[John Holmberg]

If it was out of the shorts. You got a better shot. But I still think that clacker's moving. You can't have a raging descended too.

[Dick Toledo]

It's not gonna be if it's cold.

[John Holmberg]

I hope my nuts have descended.

[Dick Toledo]

They retreat.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Sometimes.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe if you're a tight squeeze and you got the. The bundle. Yeah, Maybe it's like 100 degrees outside.

[Dick Toledo]

With a giant bag.

[John Holmberg]

Even still a moving child coming at my nuts. Boy, I've never said that before.

[Brady Bogan]

Man. Watch it.

[John Holmberg]

Talk about isolations. Wow. But let me say it again. Moving child. A child with four momentum inertia running towards my balls. And I stood there and he hits it. I'm not even mad at him. Kind of proud.

[Dick Toledo]

Still gonna.

[John Holmberg]

That's why I guess it's coming at my nuts, huh?

[Corey]

That's why it's.

[John Holmberg]

It's why it is news. Yeah. Because I mean kids bite nuts. If that was easy, it wouldn't be in the news. But it's like, you know what he did? Yeah. This guy's sack didn't. You know. I think that's why your balls are in that mobile thing.

[Dick Toledo]

So they move out of way.

[John Holmberg]

So. Yeah, well, so if they get bumped or somebody's trying to. They kind of. They're hard to catch. It's like speed bag. Yeah, it's like a double ended boxing thing. Those are hard to get. Can't imagine putting teeth around one.

[Corey]

The next radio video is a crazy Ruski wedding. A little dance off.

[John Holmberg]

Doing that weird.

[Corey]

Do a little break dance move here. Check out the wrist.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, his wrist. He's on his head and he's. Oh, he tries to do a body spin. Arm shatters. The fat girl next to him. Still dancing.

[Corey]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Doesn't care. That. That noise. That she. Wow. Yeah. She needs to keep working off some of that Russian cake. His arm is a Z. I know. We have more music like this. Look at. Everybody's still dancing. The guy's arm's a Z.

[Dick Toledo]

Nobody saw it.

[Corey]

Get out of here.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. All right.

[Corey]

Oh, last one's a little. The difference between wearing a mask. This is like the COVID days where you're deceived by the mask wearing.

[John Holmberg]

She looks like one of the bugs from. Oh, huge cans. And they're bouncing around in a bra. Oh, God. They took her mask off. She's deformed. Oh, my God.

[Brady Bogan]

What's a mask?

[John Holmberg]

Ironically. Oh, my God. Put the mask back on. Put a bag on that.

[Dick Toledo]

That's the Nosferatu post.

[John Holmberg]

She is Nosferatu's teeth.

[Brady Bogan]

Good call.

[John Holmberg]

Would you still for the. Those magnificent breasts? You wouldn't. Yeah, I would too.

[Brady Bogan]

I'd motorboat.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not kissing her, though. I mean, she's got. She's half rat.

[Brady Bogan]

Fish sauce.

[Corey]

There's no kiss.

[John Holmberg]

She's half rat, half playmate. The more I look at her, the more I get used to it. So just get. I mean immediately take those cans to dentist. They've got to have one over in that cruddy country. Wherever she's from. I saw a lady yesterday.

[Dick Toledo]

Forehead and teeth.

[John Holmberg]

It really dawned on me that if you're. There was an Asian girl yesterday. Lululemon pants, half shirt. As I'm going to the sun downtown walking, and I'm like, what a beautiful body. And then it was really like, she was really toned, fit, and had this mask on. And I'm like, what a great way to keep people from hitting on you.

[Dick Toledo]

The mask.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. No dude's gonna try. No, he's not. Well, he's not. He's not getting anywhere with her. Yeah, she's afraid of COVID still. She's not gonna bone you for a while.

[Dick Toledo]

That's true.

[John Holmberg]

It's gonna be a lot of dating and a lot of phone calls. I did. Immediately I'm like, yeah, that mask keeps too much work. It's an awful lot of work to give me. That's a great body. But I gotta probably facetime with her a bunch. She don't want to be in the same room. Maybe I tug my horn to like. She takes that mask off and turns into that. It's totally different. But that's a great move, by the way. Maybe she's not really afraid of COVID Maybe it's just a way to keep people off of her from bothering her. Because no dude's gonna sit there and go, ah, girl in the mask. That's at least four kids.

[Corey]

Yeah, maybe that was the girl yesterday. Same girl?

[John Holmberg]

No, the rat in your video had better breasts. Those were. Those were 10 out of 10. Her face. Rat. Rat. Boy, she look like campaign has a better face. Cameron. All right, Bert, take us to town. Ready?

[Brady Bogan]

Yep.

[Corey]

Oh, boy.

[John Holmberg]

Friday. Brett videos are always my favorite. Let me adjust my space here. All. Here we go.

[Brady Bogan]

Start off with a little car accident here.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Got to turn the videos on. You did it again. That's two days in a row use we get the sound, we don't get. Stretch.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, stretch.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

In Cheetah. Cheez it news.

[Ladonna Harvey]

They're pre dipped now. You know what the biggest problem with Cheetos is?

[Brady Bogan]

It's an instant.

[John Holmberg]

Just give me a bag of powder.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Like a Cheeto cokehead.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, so here we go. That's a guy in a Hellcat.

[John Holmberg]

He's just flying through traffic. I mean, blazing through traffic. Is this a car chase? Oh, he's doing a U turn into the other side of. Oh, and he just takes up a few people out. He's going a thousand miles an hour the other way. Oh, and then he hits the middle and the he.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Did he come out of.

[John Holmberg]

Did he have a guy shot out of it?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Watch.

[Corey]

Yeah, but this looks like he does.

[John Holmberg]

The U turn, takes a car out.

[Corey]

Looks too fake.

[John Holmberg]

It does look kind of grand theft auto.

[Corey]

Grand theft when he turns. Yeah, you can see too much of the car and watch that pop up. You bought it.

[John Holmberg]

All right. I don't know. I don't know. It does look. I hope it's Brady's.

[Dick Toledo]

Been waiting for revenge for so long.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

No, that's fine. Finally all right, game on, Brady.

[John Holmberg]

Challenge accepted, friend.

[Brady Bogan]

No problem.

[Corey]

Bring that crap here.

[Brady Bogan]

That's it.

[Dick Toledo]

Bring that weak sauce.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, how about some eyeball stuff?

[John Holmberg]

No, I can't do eyeball stuff. Oh, they're peeling apart an infected eye and some caliper that's gone. Oh, it's the morgue. Okay, so there's a dead body.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

All right, so we're going into this eyeball and. Oh, what are they pulling up? Oh, they're pulling up. It just looks like an old rice ball. The eye has turned into some sort of strange rice ball.

[Brady Bogan]

Must be fake.

[John Holmberg]

Brady.

[Corey]

I apologize.

[Ladonna Harvey]

I can't.

[John Holmberg]

The eyes.

[Corey]

Got him, John. Look at that.

[Brady Bogan]

All right.

[Corey]

Oh, look at this.

[John Holmberg]

Putting balls in there.

[Corey]

Oh, but wait, there's more.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, God.

[Corey]

I think she's digging out brain.

[John Holmberg]

How long is this?

[Brady Bogan]

That's over. It's ending.

[Corey]

Thank you. The morgue.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I can't do eye stuff. I can't do eye stuff. Oh, my God. I'm surprised that granola didn't come up. Oh, man.

[Brady Bogan]

It'S coming back.

[Corey]

Oh, I can't watch.

[John Holmberg]

It's worse. Play another video. Stretch Brady. His story. I can't help it.

[Brady Bogan]

There you go.

[John Holmberg]

There.

[Brady Bogan]

We'll change it up a little bit.

[John Holmberg]

Not kidding. I can't do eye stuff, man. I can't do eye stuff. No more stuff.

[Corey]

You got the puke.

[John Holmberg]

Tears, everything. My whole. I'm surprised nothing came out. That was all dry.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, we'll change it up a little bit. This is.

[John Holmberg]

I'm thinking about it. I'm not done. I can't get it out of my head. Oh, Jesus Christ. This lady's just slicing her tummy open. Happen. What is that? Is that a tumor? That's her butt. It's. It's a hip to butt. That is a. It's just. Just sliced her ass wide open. Just. Yeah, that's a good. You could put a whole fist in it. Looks like a. A Muppet's mouth.

[F]

Wow.

[John Holmberg]

Nowhere near as bad as that eyeball.

[Corey]

Other fake video.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, all right.

[John Holmberg]

Fake.

[Brady Bogan]

Here you go, Brady. You can stretch with this for food news next time.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God. Oh, what do we go? This is somebody about to eat poop.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it's a bowl of diarrhea.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not in a good space. I set me off. You son of a bitch. Oh, she's drinking a bullet.

[Brady Bogan]

There's still like three minutes of this.

[Corey]

Good enough.

[John Holmberg]

And now it looks like over here, Tuesday. It looks like. It looks like a bowl of pudding. That's why I can get past this. All right. Oh, my God.

[Corey]

That's it. Right?

[Brady Bogan]

But wait, there's more.

[John Holmberg]

The eyeballs put me over the top.

[Corey]

That's good.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not.

[Corey]

Save it.

[John Holmberg]

Save.

[Brady Bogan]

There you go.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not in a good space.

[Brady Bogan]

There you go. There's no more eyeballs.

[John Holmberg]

Don't bother me. This is a guy who's pierced his penis about 11 times, and now he's got an electric drill, and he screwed his split penis into a board, and now he's slowly fake unscrewing this wood screw.

[Dick Toledo]

It's got no grip, so it's not coming out.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's a strip screw.

[Corey]

Call him John.

[Brady Bogan]

He can hang that bike rack up.

[John Holmberg]

For you no problem. Still handier than me, though. He's getting. At least he's getting something done.

[Corey]

Is that a fisheye or is he.

[Dick Toledo]

Just got a lot of junk.

[Corey]

And there's.

[Dick Toledo]

That is.

[John Holmberg]

That is a wide base.

[Dick Toledo]

Am I wrong?

[John Holmberg]

I think it's an infection. That's what it is.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay, well, yeah, that too.

[John Holmberg]

Penis looks like a platypus nose.

[Corey]

No, no blood yet on this screw.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that thing's destroyed, man. That's a straight hole right through that.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow.

[John Holmberg]

Diseased penis that he has got. And he drilled the hole right through the bottom. Now, what's going to go in there?

[Brady Bogan]

He doesn't.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's it. Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Here you go.

[John Holmberg]

There's a bat More.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, wait a minute.

[John Holmberg]

Got. Seeing the video. Hang on. I got.

[Brady Bogan]

I had to get it ready first.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, God.

[Brady Bogan]

There we go.

[John Holmberg]

I hate you.

[Brady Bogan]

This one.

[Corey]

Whoa.

[John Holmberg]

Lady performing oral.

[Brady Bogan]

This will go with yesterday's conversation.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. She's performing on a guy. He's. He's doing what dudes do at the end of a. What is going on? Oh, there's a girl underneath her. That's number two. Yes. That's just a girl. Spitting into another girl's mouth, curing cancer. Oh, that's a fella. Yes. Oh, that's the guy. Oh, I thought that was something. Oh, I missed that cancer. I thought there was another lady.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, no, no.

[John Holmberg]

And they were swapping it out, but he took his own. Yummy. Doing homburg chemo, put it in her mouth, and. Yeah, I got a little homburg radiation. Oh, that eyeball thing. Oh, my stomach is spinning. I can't do eye stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, there you go. We'll just finish with this.

[John Holmberg]

This is. Man, you're loading. I know.

[Brady Bogan]

This ain't bad.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Brady Bogan]

This is going along with yesterday, too.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, there's a guy.

[Dick Toledo]

Is that an actual tooth guy tugging.

[John Holmberg]

His horn onto a toothbrush. And the girl's sitting underneath it tugging onto the toothbrush. The noises are fantastic. Oh, he missed the toothbrush completely.

[Brady Bogan]

He got some on there.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, and he's. He's getting it. He's basically turning into her. She looks like a fudge stripe, only with the white frost. Now she's brushing her teeth with it. Okay, all right, we gotta stop, Brady can't watch that. That's bad. That's the best one. That's actually kind of sexy. It's called oral hygiene, Brady. Look at her face is still coated too. She got a face load of money shot and she's brushing her teeth. You don't like that? Why does that bother you? Thank you, daddy. You're welcome. You're welcome, honey. Oh, she gets a little more off her cheek because she ran out of. She ran. She ran out of product. She's getting some more fixadent on there. All right. There we go. Not done. There's more.

[Corey]

That's finally rinsed.

[John Holmberg]

Well, don't spit it out. That's. What's the point of this? Look at those pearly whites. You like my smile? Yeah. No, I'm never going to call you again. That is great stuff. My God. Oh, my God. So I gotta hand it to you, John. You've reached a whole new level of number one. I bet good money there's no other radio show in the world daring enough to watch videos on the radio. And let alone videos that make a studio throw up in a city who loves it. Keep up the good work. Yeah. Yeah, that got me. I thought. I thought I was gonna produce. I cannot watch. Even dead guy eyes. I cannot do what goes on. That. He was scooping that out. It looked like. It looked like a wad of cud, didn't it? It looked like.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, yeah, it looked like something. Dr. Pimple Popper.

[John Holmberg]

It looks like when owls. When they puke those pellets and then eat them again.

[Dick Toledo]

Little hair and some grass in there.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, God. Or those of those. You tried to feed me one once and I wanted to kill you. Those Asian in bowls of rice and they're in soup. It's like coconut. I just crack them open and they're kind of gray. It was like balut, only it didn't have a bird in it.

[Corey]

I tried to serve you one of those.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, we were at a restaurant.

[Ladonna Harvey]

You're gonna love this soup.

[John Holmberg]

And it's just.

[Dick Toledo]

Must not have been good because if you not to Remember food?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Oh, no, it was at Mah Lee's and he wouldn't shut up. I'd rather eat that guy's eyeball. They don't even try. It's a bowl of ketchup water with like some shrimp and coconut floating in it. And then a wad of rice they threw in there. And Brady's like, give me two straws.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Queen Clang.

[John Holmberg]

That's not my name. And he gets embraced sucking this thing. I take a spoon to it and it gets by my nose and I just push the whole thing away. I'm like, I'm not eating it so good. Oh, it's horrible. You want peace face suit? What did you call that? Peace face suit. Piss face soup. What did you say? Quinn Quang? No, my name. Eat peace face suit. That's not my name. And you know how I know it's bad? I ordered it and like 8 seconds later it was there. Here you go. Peace face suit. What's the ball of rice for? Oh, we don't stir nothing. Ketchup water.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Sheep.

[John Holmberg]

Coconut rice with rot inside. And you crack the rice open. It was rotten. It was black. What's it called?

[Corey]

Tom Kai Gal.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Drove all the way out there to Scottsdale. Cause he wouldn't shut up about this. I'm like, it's got coconut in it. That was before he knew. So bad. That was the word. That's the worst thing I've ever eaten. Without question. I'd eat anchovies and brush my teeth with that guy's junk before I'd eat that again. There you go, everybody. I'm gonna reset. There's your Brady Report. Thanks, Brad. It's 98K. You produce.

[Corey]

It's not weird.

[John Holmberg]

It's pretty cool actually.

[Corey]

No membership fee.

[John Holmberg]

I have heard enough of this. Morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Brady. I'm getting in for the people I was talking to last night in the Rah Rah room that started that. They're starting a restaurant called 40 Love. And I just. I just found that they were talking to me about it, you know, And I like, is it tennis themed? Because they wanted a shout out. I'm like, I can do that. Listen to this. This is aimed right at you. I mean, aimed right at you. 40 love is. It's Avery Johnson Jr. Remember Avery Johnson? Yeah, I used to couch for the San Antonio Spurs. Had that weird voice. 40 loves a high end country club restaurant inspired by timeless elegance of tennis and the vibrant lifestyle Of Scottsdale. It's country club tennis themed.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

See you there. Brady, you know, that's for you, my man.

[Corey]

I'm on my way.

[John Holmberg]

They're going to open it up in old towns. Talking to the people that were doing it last night.

[Corey]

Be a club sandwich.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. You could be all over it. So there you go.

[Brady Bogan]

Couple Arnold 40 lovers.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't know I was paying attention a little bit to the conversation, but not enough to remember stuff, which is rude, but that was what I was doing. And they were talking about. It opens April 30, which is ways down the road. You got time to plan for it.

[Corey]

I'll be there.

[John Holmberg]

Just sent me the information, like, thanks.

[Brady Bogan]

Make Brady a reservation right now, please.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, just give him a. Give him a court.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You could be sitting one of the umpire chairs. That's like. And just watch everybody else eat.

[Ladonna Harvey]

You're doing that wrong. That's not how you dip.

[Corey]

Chair, for one.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Anyway, 40 love is the place that's over. All right. Tennis themed country club restaurant for you. Pretty sweet. But Avery Johnson, his son, and a guy named Sean Mulholland are the ones that are doing it. Got to chatting that rah rah room, man. You start learning a lot about what's going on in this city. There's some moving and some shaking, and you know what? I'm doing none of it. I just sit there and listen to people.

[Corey]

Me and Kevin Ray, corporate dinner going on the night we were there.

[John Holmberg]

Huge.

[Corey]

This table of like 15.

[John Holmberg]

Yep. Me and my buddy Brian and Kevin Ray standing there just being idiots at the end of the night, learning about all the things we don't have enough money for. It's great. It's great. Yeah. And the guy and they switch swiped the dude that ran stake 44 to run this. So he's. He's no longer. Yeah. So it's a pretty good deal. All this stuff that's going on. Durant's gets bought out by the stake 45 for the Mastro Boys. And that's going to be awesome. We got us a food city now.

[Corey]

What's that flip happening?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. Oddly enough, I read yesterday that all the food that's at Durant's they gave away. There's some homeless eating some real good steaks right now. They gave it to a shelter. And I'm like, God damn.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Wait a minute.

[John Holmberg]

His face is actually sad right now.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Hold on a second. Those dead beats got my steaks.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. So evidently they stake 44. The ranch was probably like you want to use this stuff and like, we wouldn't cook this swill. Get it out. And they just swept it out, brought it on down there. So there is a. There is a soup kitchen right now that is rolling into Rant's food. That ain't so bad. You gotta hop aboard that deal. I had no idea. Also just wanted to say again, I don't want to belabor this, but being named man of the Year tomorrow is such a. It has to be a thing.

[Corey]

Huge.

[John Holmberg]

So tomorrow I'll be named Human of the Year Arizona Pet Project. I don't want it to be a big thing.

[Corey]

What are you going to win?

[John Holmberg]

It's just probably Human of the Year. We're like a suit that the Human of the Year would wear.

[Brady Bogan]

Try Michael dress them.

[John Holmberg]

So I told gotta look good. Yeah, well, they.

[Brady Bogan]

You gotta look good.

[Corey]

So wear a nice choker.

[John Holmberg]

I might wear a choker. A bowl of tie. And again, it is a nice honor. I don't like being. I like to tongue in cheek, make fun of it all. And again, many, many good people have won this award. And John Jay and I think that that's a real good. It's a good group to be in. And also John Jay. So I just wanted to say thanks to them one more time in case they didn't hear it the first time. And you can go to Arizona Pet Project and help out. They do a ton of stuff for the animals. And I'm touring the Humane Society later today. Their new facility's been open for like a year. I haven't been over there yet and talk to some people there. They're like, have you seen the new one? I'm like, no, get over here. I'm like, got to went to lost our home pet rescue yesterday because this is the type of stuff that the Human of the Year of all time does to earn these types of accolades that so many wonderful people have earned. And John Jay, but yeah. And by the way, the dog that is the pick of the litter this week is named Phoebe. And Phoebe is gorgeous shepherd something or other that you've never seen these colors like in person. He's got this almost looks like it's soot colored snout, soft velvet dog. It's like cattle dog, shepherd, whatever. And the people who have.

[Corey]

I like that color. It's gonna be a different description than soot.

[John Holmberg]

It's a pretty color. It's a beautiful grayish. I can't describe it any other way. It's got that. It looks like. It looks almost like they've been rubbing around and. But it's. Oh, she's beautiful. Phoebe was gorgeous and sweet as can be, but has tons of energy. It's a soot colored dog.

[Brady Bogan]

See?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. There's no other way to describe it. It looks like you should wipe it off, but the face looks, it's. That's the color of the dog. And if you can imagine beautiful. It's gorgeous. Touching her velvet. Somebody should paint Elvis on this dog because it is the velvet. But she's got energy. And the last people that adopted her said we can't keep up. And I'm like, well, you knew it's a shepherd cattle dog. It's gonna.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that, that mix right there.

[John Holmberg]

So if you've got a backyard or some fun or you like to hike, this is a sweet. She was so sweet. She's up and they're waiving the adoption fees because she's the picket wooder this week. So there's that. I'm just kind of going down the list of reasons why I'm Newman of the Year with all the pet people. And again, it's a marvelous award that so many great people in this city have won. And also John Jay. But it's true. And I don't want to, I don't want to like spin the spotlight on me the entire time, but now I have it. It's like being named sexiest man Alive. It only lasts a year and you feel great about it, but so it's, it's been. But I want to say thank you to the people who did it. And I don't think, I think all the tables sold out. It's a big fundraiser, but you can check it all out at the Hero Awards Pet project if you want to donate to it and help out. They do so much good stuff, stuff for so many different charities and, and places. And then they are their own thing. It's pretty awesome. The great work. So we got a lot of good people in this city and I'm more than happy to, to be part of this and try to help them raise money for that. And they're throwing me up there to give me a nice thing. And it's the thing I hate the most about charity work. But it's also if I can get somebody interested in helping out, I guess that's the benefit that I provide. So thanks again. And to all the other winners of this marvelous award. You're all incredible people. And also John Jay, I just keep pointing them incredible people. And John Jay, I mean, it's a laundry list of. It's a who's who of wonderful humans. And then John Jay. And we've all won this award. So nice. It's so nice to be named. But that's my acceptance speech which I don't have to give. They did a video. It's lovely. And I think you can still go to the event if you'd like. And come meet me. The human of the year. It's a pretty awesome trophy to have that. And I'm gonna put that. I'm gonna carry that around. I'm gonna make a necklace out of this. Not a lot of people have it. A good group though. And then also John Jay, we got an entertainment drill coming up in just moments. It's 98. Hey.

[Corey]

It's not weird.

[John Holmberg]

It's pretty cool actually.

[Corey]

No membership fee. I have hoodies.

[John Holmberg]

Enough of this morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Nice job there, Pantera. That's twice this morning. Because that is concert psyching rock. Now we are telling you about Pantera coming to town in August.

[Brady Bogan]

Can never have too much Pantera.

[John Holmberg]

I agree. When in doubt, more Pantera. And that's going to be. When is that? August.

[Brady Bogan]

August 26th.

[John Holmberg]

26Th. There it is. Talking stick resort Amphitheater theater. We're going to the Shed. It's going to be hot at the Shed. Pantera and Aman Amarth.

[Corey]

Gonna bring my brother out here for his birthday.

[John Holmberg]

For Pantera.

[Corey]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Is that his birthday?

[Corey]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

There you go. Well done, Brady.

[Corey]

Sure he's gonna crazy.

[John Holmberg]

Your brother probably doesn't even know Pantera is a thing.

[Corey]

Pretty good chance.

[John Holmberg]

And then he would just be like, this is.

[Corey]

I'm gonna change your life.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Introduce Tom from to that.

[Corey]

He'd like to rowing thing too.

[John Holmberg]

The Amanamarth. You think he'd be into the Amanamar?

[Corey]

Get on the boat.

[John Holmberg]

I think he'd leave.

[Corey]

Throw a couple of strokes.

[John Holmberg]

I have a feeling. Oh, he has some strokes. Your whole family's gonna stroke out at Amanamar.

[Corey]

It could be a birthday he'll never forget.

[John Holmberg]

I. I kind of want to see it. I might. I might go just for that. It's 908. It's time for the entertainment drill. And that's brought to you by our [e-mail] the home of tactical black self defense training. You want to head on over there? He sent me a letter yesterday. I didn't get a chance to read the whole thing, but a really nice letter from someone who Said it's like changed their life and like it's all that. I didn't get to go through it. So I don't want to go into detail about something I didn't read all the way. But it does. It's like. The weird thing is I've talked to some people who do it. Kevin Ray's been down there with me a few times. It does sound crazy, but it changes people's lives. One of the people that's there told a story that he was in a situation. You know, we do gun defense, like disarming someone who's got a gun and had a gun put to his head, which is. There's a very specific thing you have to do. And he did the defense he was trained with and the gun went off and crossed his face. The guy shot.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh man.

[John Holmberg]

And had not been for that wouldn't be here. Like it was going to be a murder and he was in this bad situation. And I think it was a security something. It's crazy how many people will say no. Not only did it change my life, it saved my life. And we're not fooling around with a lot of that stuff. Those guys up there know what they're doing and it's real. You see that Cash Patel wants to train the FBI guys in this kind of stuff. Ufc, ground fighting and that. You can train in sports fighting all you want and give them some extra. It's not going to help you the way this would. I mean, it's helpful. It's great. It's great athleticism, stuff like that. But you need to get into what real fighting is and not just sport fighting. The difference is astronomical. 30 second rounds the other day almost passed out because of the stuff we were doing. It was amazing and I was going high level. It was like crazy stuff. They're not gonna do that to you right away, but it is unreal. So just a quick tip of the cap to the people who have gone who do say it. And I hear it all the time. It changed my life. I'm a different person now. Not, you know, I was bad and now I'm good. It was just a wow. I see the world differently and it's better. That's becoming a sheepdog and stop being a sheep. The price is $199. Two months of training and that's everything they offer for those two months. Hands on personal training for you to just get better at being you. Amazing stuff. And thank you for the people who have fired over a couple emails and letters saying that Stuff thanking me for introducing them to this. And that's all credit to Jay and the team up there. Great people doing great stuff. Now you can be a part of it. Reactdefense.com it's the home of Tactical Black Brady Entertainment.

[Corey]

Katy Perry is going to outer space.

[John Holmberg]

Yay. There's going to be a fight. There's gonna be a fight in outer space. Bezos's wife.

[Corey]

Yep. She's the ringleader.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Corey]

Gayle King, Lawrence Sanchez, Oprah's girlfriend. Gail King and Katy Perry, a couple of space people.

[John Holmberg]

Now, wasn't Lauren Sanchez a Fox contributor?

[Corey]

You got an aerospace engineer and a civil rights activist. Filmmaker.

[John Holmberg]

So you got the Fox. The former Fox anchor. Right. Wasn't Laura Sanchez on Fox for a while? She's like a lawyer. Well, that's.

[Corey]

That's Bezos's fiancee.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I'm saying.

[Corey]

Oh, yeah, yeah, she was.

[John Holmberg]

She's going up there with Gayle King, Oprah's fake lesbian girlfriend.

[Corey]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

Katy Perry, who I assume is fairly. There's going to be a fight up there. They're politically not aligned at all.

[Corey]

I don't think it's long enough for.

[John Holmberg]

Three women who disagree. I think all you need is a ride to the qt.

[Corey]

Don't they kind of scoot across a little bit, then they come back down.

[John Holmberg]

They'll find a way. Way.

[Corey]

You're right.

[John Holmberg]

Cuz you know what can do it? Lauren Sanchez will look out the window and go look the Gulf of America. And the next thing you know, eyeballs are being clawed.

[Corey]

That head hen party will just be.

[John Holmberg]

One of them will go right, one of them will go left and it'll be a political nightmare. Scratching each other through the helmets. I'm watching that. That's a Real Housewives of Space talked.

[Corey]

About that study about having a ton of kids is good for the brain. Here's celebrities that have a ton of kids, right?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Corey]

Number one, Nick Cannon, 12 kids. Elon Musk has 13.

[John Holmberg]

Clint's on that list. They're not sure how many.

[Corey]

They won't put them on there.

[Ladonna Harvey]

That's right, Brady. Because remember they. I told Jay Moore and I tell you the same, the big problem I had was never alcohol and drugs. It was P, U, double S, Y. I never wrapped it up either, Brad. I put the biscuit in the basket almost every time. I was the original Tracy Moore working. I'm gonna get you pregnant.

[Corey]

The Outlaw Hosey Wales.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's right.

[Corey]

Eddie Murphy has 10 kids.

[John Holmberg]

He's got a lot of kids.

[Corey]

Alec Baldwin, Mick Jagger, Stellan Skarsgard, Marie Osmond each have eight.

[Brady Bogan]

May Sean Kemp have. He had a bunch too, didn't he?

[John Holmberg]

Kemp was up there. I think he had like 14.

[Corey]

Dinero and Spielberg have seven kids.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, the good Mormons.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't know Tenero gotta keep making those babies. All right? Pay the bills.

[Corey]

James Vanderbeek, Madonna, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Shaquille O'Neal, Lauryn Hill, Angelina Faison. Six kids.

[John Holmberg]

Angelina, Brad don't count.

[Corey]

And I would say, didn't Madonna adopt some too?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you can't count it as yours. When you went over and stole kids that never had, took them to your house.

[Brady Bogan]

But Donna only had the one. I thought Lourdes or two maybe.

[John Holmberg]

Lourdes. Yeah, that's her, like, original baby. Yeah, she went and got. She got five more baby of each color.

[Corey]

You know, Tori Spelling, Rosie O'Donnell and Gaffigan. They all have five kids.

[John Holmberg]

Rosie doesn't count either because not one of them came out of her. I don't think the way she does it, it's impossible.

[Corey]

Zendaya will voice Shrek's daughter Felicia in Shrek 5.

[John Holmberg]

Shrek 5 is the thing.

[Corey]

Yeah, it's gonna hit the theaters Christmas of 2026.

[John Holmberg]

Long ways out. Shrek's. Wait a minute. Shrek's daughter?

[Corey]

She'll be. Yeah, the voice.

[John Holmberg]

He got Fiona pregnant. Or did Donkey because of Teddy Murphy. We were just talking about that. Sorry about that. Shrek. I just got your girl pregnant. Fiona's pregnant with my baby. Donkey, I told you not to do that.

[Corey]

Mike Myers got it on with Cameron Diaz. That's right.

[John Holmberg]

And then that's. That's what we'll do then.

[Corey]

Brain Fiona. So her name's Felicia, right?

[John Holmberg]

Shrek four and a half is the sex tape between me and Fiona.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Hey, I give you life.

[John Holmberg]

Get a Shrek. I didn't want you to cuck this. Donkey. I couldn't help it. You're making someone know they had a watch. Oh, I did it. Oh, brush your teeth with it, Fiona. Hey, Shrek four and a half is filthy.

[Corey]

All right, well, she is part of the. They had triplets now. I remember Shrek and Fiona had triplets.

[John Holmberg]

I remember Eddie had the dragon boys.

[Corey]

Named Ferguson, Farkle and the girl.

[John Holmberg]

I don't remember that.

[Corey]

Alicia. I don't remember.

[Brady Bogan]

Mass murderer now, but I'm saying that's her name.

[John Holmberg]

That is a mass murder. I. I don't remember Fiona popping out three.

[Corey]

They only appeared on screen as babies.

[John Holmberg]

I remember Donkey had that interspecies Relationship with a dragon and made those dragon donkeys. Which was the most disturbing part of Shrek.

[Corey]

75 year old Rick Springfield has found a new way to treat his depression. Micro dosing. Oh yeah, the lsd. He says it's better than ketamine.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. All veterans.

[Brady Bogan]

Matthew Perry, he'll tell you that.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you know, in moderation.

[Corey]

He goes, I'm not adverse averse to anything that helps me be happier and a better person.

[John Holmberg]

Sure.

[Corey]

I didn't know he was dealing with depression.

[John Holmberg]

Isn't it a hit? Since 81, Rick Springfield has been touring. Jesse's Girl has got to be the most depressing thing he has to do on a regular basis. At fairgrounds of small cities for 40 old women. The ladies that go to his shows. That's depressing.

[Brady Bogan]

Opening for Air Supply. Rick Springfield.

[John Holmberg]

Oh Christ.

[Corey]

Brings him out. He brings him out.

[John Holmberg]

Jesse's girl is hideous. Now she's 70 something. Yeah, you can have Jesse's Girl back. Is the name of his next. Here Jesse, this is yours. You left this at my house. Jesse.

[Brady Bogan]

Jesse, your girl's expired now.

[John Holmberg]

Hey Jesse, you want this back?

[Ladonna Harvey]

I wish I never had Jesse's girl. Where's the insure, Richard?

[John Holmberg]

It's in the top shelf. I need help.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Where's my reacher? You gotta give me the reacher. What did we order those on TV for?

[Corey]

If you're not gonna use it, what do you. What would your guess be? Eddie Van Halen's favorite album of Van Halen. Not a all time favorite album and it's not a Van Halen.

[John Holmberg]

Probably something by Frank Sinatra or something weird like that.

[Brady Bogan]

Standards say something from Deep Purple.

[John Holmberg]

Really?

[Brady Bogan]

I think he was a big fan of Richie Blackmore.

[Corey]

I think according to this, his favorite album was so from Peter Gabriel.

[John Holmberg]

Wow, great album musically. It's like sonically beautiful.

[Corey]

Beautiful.

[John Holmberg]

Except that Kate Bush song Don't give up.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not playing that.

[John Holmberg]

So is not the best album of all time. But it's got some say anything song. Whatever that in your eyes man, oh man, that's a hit. That's a banger anyway. All right, that does surprise. I would have never guessed that. I would have gone down a lot of lists before I went like the Deep Purple guess. Plus he's Dutch so like I figured maybe you know, my next guess is what have been like obscure Dutch artists that he grew up listening to at his parents house or something pretty outrageous.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Don't give up.

[John Holmberg]

It's 9:18. There you go. That is your entertainment drill. It's Friday, so the Guadalupe Squares Are right around the corner. We need a girl, we need a boy. We're going to play those squares next. It's 98 KUPD. Get something something. Check out Homework's Morning Sickness podcast at 98kupd.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness. There's Chevelle again. When in doubt, more Chevelle as well. Great stuff. Hats off to the bull. And we all know why that is. The retirement of Nevermind. I don't remember Diana Rossi's. Anyway, that's a long story. I want to say one thing. We got our phone. Screwed everything up. Got one dude left, right?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

So we gotta. We gotta see if they work now. Maybe he just wins by default. Yeah, but we'll see. 585 9, 800. We think we've reset them for contestants for the Guadalupe course. We need a girl still, right? Yes. And hopefully it's working.

[Brady Bogan]

We'll see girls and real girls. We don't.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, pretend we. We know your pronouns identify. We're running with it. Don't pull that crap. But yeah, if you want to play the scores, what do we have on the line for the squares?

[Brady Bogan]

I finger. That's.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, five finger ticket. That's pretty good. While we're at it though, I want you to also know Fitz is. Fitz is shooting for his goal for his pets and homeless vets thing. He's got going on for Maricopa Stand down, which is great. The homeless veterans at the Maricopa Stand down, they've got their pets and he's doing a fundraiser for that. So Fitz is doing this on his own, which is fantastic. All you have to do, text the word vets V E T S to our text line 97936. So write 97936 in your phone, text the word vets. It sends you to the website and you can get on this thing. Fitz is doing a great deal and they're just trying to raise four grand. They're going to raise that. No question. They've already done a lot of great stuff. But try to help out and get veterinary care, food and stuff like that for the pets of homeless veterans who are staying down there at Maricopa Standout. That's pretty awesome. So to Fitz, we tip our cap, hats off to our fits and say great job and hopefully you guys can help out. I. I threw mine in on Monday. Was it Monday or Tuesday? I remember when he was doing it and it's great and he'll promote your business. If he. If you pop off a nice donation and you say hey, we want to plug for this. He'll knock that out and help you out. So listen to Fitz in the afternoon because he's doing this and I think it's awesome. Again, as human of the year of all time starting tomorrow, this wonderful award I'm getting for being the king of dogs and cats. It's always nice to see when somebody's doing something like this. Fitz has a great thing going. I want to shine a light on that as much as I can. And hopefully you guys can help fit vets 97936. That would be awesome if you can drop a couple bucks down on that thing and help out. All those people who fought for us, served for us, did all that stuff and came back to some hard times and then they and their pet, they don't want to abandon their pet. They've got enough going on. So it's the best way to give them what they need. A lot of those guys have pets, you know, we all. Vet bills aren't cheap. Trust me. I got five dogs taking you. Corey knows. Corey has his dog at a blown out knee, for God's sake. Costs a lot of dough. Start getting your vets. Just have them checked out, do a little test. So this is a really nice thing for those guys who may or may not have the resources to do that. You can help. So boom on that. Guadalupe squares are coming up next. It's 98.

[Dick Toledo]

It's not weird.

[Corey]

It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee.

[John Holmberg]

I have heard enough of this. Homberg's morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Get all my stuff straight. Got everything on here. Hi, Corey.

[F]

Hi there. How you doing?

[John Holmberg]

Thrillers here, everybody. We always forget to introduce Thriller the proper way, huh? Yeah. You see, last week you were clearly down.

[F]

It was. It was funny because, like, I was a little tired, but I didn't feel that bad. Then you said, oh, you're tired. And I just felt this wave hit me.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you were being a real. Is what we're saying. Came in here all Dragon ass, Thriller. Walsh is here. And that means one thing, one thing only. We're ready for them Guadalupe squares and it's the Oscars edition. All the. All the squares say for two have Oscars. Oh, maybe, I don't know.

[Dick Toledo]

Brady's got one.

[John Holmberg]

Huh? Maybe just one. It could be. We'll find out. They've all won Oscars. The Oscars are here this Sunday and memorable Oscar winners abound. Corey, I'll let you take it away. Thriller. Host away. Thank you there, Chancellor. Let's begin.

[F]

The top left square, we have Nicholas Cates.

[John Holmberg]

Remember what I won my Oscar for? Because I don't.

[Dick Toledo]

Being a drunk.

[John Holmberg]

Was it leaving Las Vegas? Yes. Moonstruck. Don't I have a couple? I probably do.

[Dick Toledo]

I had to sell them one for Moon.

[John Holmberg]

I had to tell. I had to sell mine for tax purposes. Baby girl. Yeah. You can see me in my new movie coming up in a little while. Surfer boy that's coming up later this year. And then another one called Corey.

[F]

Oh, you're taking my spot.

[John Holmberg]

Yes. Oh, I play a disabled game show host who loves women's basketball. Some say too much, others say never enough. Corey this fall.

[F]

Hey, if you want to switch lives for a bit, I'm not going to complain.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Dick Toledo]

You are a method actor.

[John Holmberg]

Absolutely. I'll get into it.

[F]

Enjoy the AM station.

[John Holmberg]

I'll do that. Oh, yeah, I'll work at the. It's called am, Corey.

[Dick Toledo]

Great parking.

[John Holmberg]

Right? A small boy with a limp.

[Dick Toledo]

Wait, wait.

[John Holmberg]

Would have to be in order to sit in a room and listen to girls basketball all day long. College baseball. That's true.

[F]

Popping in now, the top middle square. Jack and Nicholson.

[John Holmberg]

Nope. Try again. I know what happened there.

[F]

Jack Nicholson.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[F]

I don't know what happened.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not a twink golfer as much as you try to make me one.

[F]

He was a twink.

[John Holmberg]

I just want to say thank you to the city. I love Phoenix, you know that. Brett, how are you? I'm great, Jack. Love you doing, buddy. Anyway, you remind me of Peter Fonda. Riding around free and easy on your motorcycle. I like you. Hey, you guys have been great to my family. My daughter works for KTAR now. Her name's Ladonna Harvey. Let's bring her in. Ladonna, come on in here. Say hello. Hi, everybody. My name's Ladonna Harvey. I work at ktar. Apples and trees.

[F]

Pleasure to have you.

[John Holmberg]

My daughter, Phoenix. Me? Yeah. No, I think he's talking to you. Right. Thank you, rotund little woman. I appreciate you saying hello to me. Radio's been good to me, hasn't it, Daddy? It sure has, Ladonna. She left.

[Ladonna Harvey]

She left.

[John Holmberg]

No, that was me slamming the door on everyone at ktar. It's mine now, Mother. Jim Sharp. You stand there in that silky gay little white shirt you wear and extend.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Ladonna a little courtesy.

[John Holmberg]

Well, sorry. Move on.

[F]

That's all right. Good to see a good father toward his daughter.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[F]

Up and down. Now, the Top right square. You know who it is. President Trump.

[John Holmberg]

I thought, I thought I was the one who didn't have the Oscar, but no, I do. I won one for best cameo appearance by a future president in Home Alone 2. Was an amazing performance. I was really good.

[Dick Toledo]

You're kind of up for one this year, aren't you? With Sebastian Stan.

[John Holmberg]

That's exactly right. I meant it. That's right. Sebastian Stan would not be an Oscar winner if he wins. It wouldn't be without me. It's kind of like the way without O.J. killing those people, Cuba Gooding Jr. Would have never won that People's Choice award for playing. OJ Would have never done it. Nobody would have cared. No, like you also. What I've always said racism could have saved Nicole's life. If she just hated black people, this never would have happened. People call me a racist. But think about it. Sometimes being a racist is helpful. If Nicole hated the blacks, she'd probably still be wandering around. That's all I'm thinking, Mr. President. An excellent way to think of things. If only she was racist, they say.

[Ladonna Harvey]

And that's what a lot of people say.

[John Holmberg]

If only Nicole was a racist. Look at think of it. The kids would still have their mother. Of course they wouldn't be those kids. They would be lily white. They wouldn't be mixed like they are. But they would be kids. And that's my point. Little white kids that hated O.J. simpson for only one reason. And it isn't because he's a murderer. Then you wouldn't even have an need to have kin on the show next week. He wouldn't be famous at all. Totally different life. If only Nicole was a bigot.

[F]

Well, we're always happy to have they.

[John Holmberg]

Get three saves last off.

[F]

And now, now it's the middle of square Clint Eastwood up here.

[Ladonna Harvey]

I got a question for you there, Walsh.

[F]

What's up?

[Ladonna Harvey]

Did I hear Homurg earlier say that your dog has a bad leg?

[F]

Oh yeah, bad knee. He's getting mad though.

[Ladonna Harvey]

It's true. They all start looking like their owners.

[F]

Yeah, yeah, I, I thought that soon you said it.

[Ladonna Harvey]

My thoughts are he probably slammed his leg into something. Feeling like a weirdo at the house with all that ambulatory movement.

[F]

He wanted to make sure that I didn't feel left out.

[Ladonna Harvey]

He felt like the cripple at your house cuz he hasn't seen people walk like, how come I walk so smooth and quick? Everybody else is walking around like they just got out of a blender.

[F]

Good to see Me walking. It's a nightmare.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Oh, it's got to be terrible. Oh, did you ever walk your dog?

[F]

I have.

[Ladonna Harvey]

My God. That's gotta take forever.

[F]

He's me.

[Ladonna Harvey]

All right, keep it moving, Hoppo.

[F]

All right, middle square here. We got Oscar Brady.

[Ladonna Harvey]

That's right. Well, thespian. I got an Oscar party this weekend, just wieners everywhere. It's my Oscar Mayer Oscar party, and we're gonna have sausages and wieners and bolagna. Oh, it's gonna be delicious stuff.

[F]

And what award are you up for winning?

[Ladonna Harvey]

Well, I'm going for the EGOT.

[F]

Oh, the full on.

[Ladonna Harvey]

So far, I'm 0 for 4. But I won all of them. Eventually, I'm gonna get one. I'm in the move movie this year. Oh, we're gonna have that steak Oscar. I don't know what that is. Oh, that's when you put crab on top of the meat.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Ladonna Harvey]

And then hollandaise.

[John Holmberg]

Ooh.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Oh, I'm in a movie called Them Hills have Eyes. What is it called? Brandy.

[Corey]

There's blood in them hills.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Blood in them hills. I'm starring in that. It's out now on Amazon.

[Dick Toledo]

Don't give any more of it away.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Well, there's a murder and they're cannibals and they eat the people.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't tell us how it ends.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Okay, but the hillbillies win because there's gonna be a sequel. It's pretty great stuff. There's murder in them hills. It's called Blood in them Hills. That's right. And I'm the star of it. It's in theaters now and also on Amazon. If you wanted to rent that, check me out. That's I'm going for the Oscar.

[F]

Well, you gotta start your career in the film industry somewhere.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Well, I figured 60's a good time to get her going.

[F]

They're always high.

[Ladonna Harvey]

That's true. It's a good point. Old men, not old women, though.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

By this time, Wilford Brimley had, what, 25 years on you?

[Ladonna Harvey]

Wilford Brimley, man.

[Corey]

Exactly.

[Ladonna Harvey]

I'm taking all the roles Wilford doesn't get now as his clone reboot of Cocoon. Oh, we could reboot Cocoon. Oh, yeah. Go swimming with those old ladies. That's fun.

[Corey]

Oh, that's good stuff.

[John Holmberg]

There's something something. Check out Hornberg's morning sickness podcast at 98. Kup Holmberg's Morning Sickness.

[F]

All right, over now to the middle right square, we have Morgan Freeman up next.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, there it is. And I don't even Remember what I won my Oscar for? Either. I'll assume all of them.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, no driving mistakes?

[John Holmberg]

Maybe. I don't know where I was. Hope.

[Corey]

I think it was Robin Hood.

[John Holmberg]

Could have been. I don't know. Everything I've done deserved Robin Hood. I was in Robin Hood. You don't remember that? Which one? Who won with Kevin Costner? Where his accent changed about 16 times.

[Corey]

Great.

[John Holmberg]

I was still good.

[Brady Bogan]

You won for Million Dollar Baby.

[John Holmberg]

That's exactly right. We were all close.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Hey, I remember you. We were in that together, weren't we?

[John Holmberg]

We sure were, Clan.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Yeah, you were the black guy.

[F]

You called him that off screen, too.

[John Holmberg]

If only Nicole was driven around by you instead of Al Collings and that band of miscreants that ended up slaughtering her. President Trump made a crazy point. Multiple murders, murderers. Oh, for sure. It's in the Epstein list. Coming soon. President Trump made kind of a great point there a second ago.

[F]

You agree?

[John Holmberg]

Well, it can't be argued that if Nicole hated blacks, none of that crap would have happened. I guess you can't Cade birds. Sometimes feathers are just too bright covered in blood. I mean, wouldn't it have just been.

[Dick Toledo]

Some other blonde then?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, OJ still would have killed someone. But it wouldn't have been Nicole. I mean, you can't rewrite history. He killed her. And that's just because she liked him. If her parents raised her the way Clint Eastwood's parents raised him, not a chance Nicole's head would have fallen off at his hands. Not even a slight one.

[F]

Well, thank you again for joining us. Let's hop on over now to the bottom left square. Brady's secret square.

[Corey]

Yeah. Hi, guys. I'm 71 years old. I'm a actor and a director. I was Opie in the Andy Griffith Show. Richie Cunningham. Happy Days.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

Might be one of his closest directed.

[Corey]

Cocoon Brady.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Hey, you were in Cocoon one. Let's reboot it. Get some old people. Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonden. We'll toss him in that pool. We'll make him young again. It'll be great.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, boy. All right, now it's going to be.

[F]

A bottom middle square. We have Alucino up next.

[John Holmberg]

I know. I won a Caddy Award. Hey, Cory.

[Ladonna Harvey]

I was watching you walk away and I was singing a song.

[John Holmberg]

You got a great ass.

[F]

I was worried you were gonna say that.

[John Holmberg]

No. Oh, yeah. I like walking.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Watching you walk away.

[Corey]

Really? Yeah.

[Ladonna Harvey]

I was watching you walk your dog.

[John Holmberg]

That's a treat. I feel like the world's tilting Over.

[F]

It's already bad enough I can't run.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know when your dog goes for walks, but he's got to be.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Miserable on those walks. Why don't you just get into a red flyer and let him drag you around?

[F]

He does turn around and stare me like, what are we doing?

[John Holmberg]

Doing?

[Ladonna Harvey]

I did Sin of a Woman and the follow up, I'm going to star. And it's called Limp of a Man. Surprisingly, it was called Limp Dick of a Man. It was Brady's Story, but we changed it to Corey's Story.

[F]

Probably get a bigger audience that way.

[John Holmberg]

I got a limp and I'm not afraid to use it.

[F]

Hopping on now to the bottom right square. Our Lord and Savior, Tripp.

[John Holmberg]

Re. Yeah. Hey, Trip.

[F]

How you doing?

[John Holmberg]

I was in Los Angeles for a long time.

[F]

Were you doing.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, actually. Acting. I was an E. T. The adult version? Well, no, not in the movie version. Not in the movie. Sort of. I was in the puppet. Oh. You know what I mean? Yes. Yeah, I saw him laying around at Universal Studios on the tour, and I'm like, I'm gonna ET And I did. And he liked it.

[F]

Made his finger glow.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[F]

Made your finger.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that finger was good. It gets hot. Yeah. Yeah. I've been on the tour. I lived in LA for a while. I'll do that later. BR. All right, on with the show.

[F]

Let's get to it.

[John Holmberg]

Who do we have joining us?

[Brady Bogan]

We only have one because our phones.

[John Holmberg]

Phones. Dumped them out again.

[Brady Bogan]

So we got John.

[John Holmberg]

Get it right, John, and you win. You got to pick one square. And that's all it is, John. Let's go, Jack Nicholson.

[F]

Okay, Jack Nich.

[John Holmberg]

Excellent choice. And I mean, look around. Here we are with Academy Award winner Clint Eastwood. How you doing, Trip? Yeah, I'm good. We're close. Yes, we are. Anyway, Ladonna, have you met Trip? No, I haven't, Daddy. Nice to meet you. I'm in radio, too. Yeah, I'm in radio as well. We're close. We're all very close. So, like, one game, really. Anyway, nobody remembers any new Academy Award winners, so we're the goats. Yes, for sure. I got a question. Go ahead.

[F]

Let's see. The lighter was invented to be.

[John Holmberg]

Hit me, Kovac. I can hear you. Well, what? Sorry, I've got the dementia.

[F]

That's all right. The lighter was invented before modern matches.

[John Holmberg]

True or false? Lighters were invented before fire on a stick. Not only can't you walk, you might be the dumbest mother I've ever met in My life. Poor sliders weren't invented before fire on a stick.

[F]

All right, so you're saying false?

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[F]

Okay, John, do you agree or disagree with false?

[Corey]

I'm gonna.

[John Holmberg]

I disagree. I think the lighter was invented before matches.

[F]

That is correct.

[John Holmberg]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow.

[F]

You doubt Jeff and it worked out.

[John Holmberg]

I'm gonna have to go and say you're both the dumbest mother I've my life. How in the world did lighters get invented before fire on the end of a stick?

[Dick Toledo]

We've got no follow up, sir.

[John Holmberg]

Exactly. And I'm not hiring him to follow up. It'll take a half an hour for him to get to the library.

[F]

That's right.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Well, there you go. I guess we have our champion. X gets the square. Nice job. Hold up. I'm taking over the show. I gotta go.

[Corey]

Time for a code red.

[John Holmberg]

There it is.

[Corey]

This.

[John Holmberg]

Did you order a code red? Looks like somebody already performed that on Corey's right half too far. Oh, it's fine.

[F]

I've heard it all and I'll hear it some more.

[Ladonna Harvey]

It's easier to do a yo yo walk in the dog than this kid and his animal. Like when you walk the dog to the end of the driveway and stuff.

[John Holmberg]

Does the dog just go?

[Ladonna Harvey]

Forget it ever wake you up eating the bad one?

[F]

Like no, no, no, it's not dead. He's not going to eat it.

[John Holmberg]

You can feel.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Looks like it's got no feeling.

[Dick Toledo]

He's ambulatory. He can make it down the hall.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Cory walks like when a kid tries to ride a bike with the kickstand.

[John Holmberg]

Down.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Just hobbling along.

[John Holmberg]

Kid's got a flat tire.

[F]

That's right.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Anyway, congratulations on your dog having the same exact problem you've got. I think you maimed him cuz you were jealous.

[F]

No, I can't catch him.

[John Holmberg]

He's too fast. It's a good point.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Do you ever try to maim him though? That's what you're admitting to? I gotta go.

[John Holmberg]

All right, there you go. See, that's it. When the phones don't work, we can leave early.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh my God. 9:59. We're gonna make it.

[John Holmberg]

We're gonna barely make it. We got 38 seconds to get this right on time. Oh, I already played the legal ID so we can.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, well, you're messing up to 30 seconds. Let's go.

[John Holmberg]

I know, I'm sorry. Sorry. Corey's going to be broadcasting weekend girls baseball on deuce.

[F]

Women's basketball tomorrow. Tonight is ASU baseball. Who's playing tonight for baseball? It's against Minnesota.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God. And not the Twins. The Golden Gophers. And then tomorrow, girl basketball. U of A. U of A. Asu. Ooh, the rivalry.

[F]

That's right.

[Dick Toledo]

Is that still called the Territorial cup when it's not in football?

[John Holmberg]

No, it's just football. It's just football.

[F]

They still make passing? Mentioned.

[John Holmberg]

This one's called the Menstruation Cup. It's the men's.

[Corey]

Been around since 18.

[F]

What you do is cereal at the end to dump it on the coach.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, Corey. Too far. Too far. Did you call it a syrup bowl?

[F]

No. Super Bowl.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, Super Bowl.

[F]

I said it way too fast.

[John Holmberg]

Syrup bowl.

[Ladonna Harvey]

Red syrup runs slow like molasses.

[John Holmberg]

Like Corey. Anyway, that's it. We're done. How about that? Let's get the hell out of here, shall shall we? Nobody else going anywhere?

[Brady Bogan]

Renaissance Festival.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you got the Renaissance Festival on Sunday. Lucky I have a beer with Brett. You're gonna people gonna drive out and see us Sunday and drink me?

[Brady Bogan]

I hope so.

[John Holmberg]

There's gonna be so many people out there.

[Brady Bogan]

Somebody will see me Sunday. This weather, you're gonna do better.

[John Holmberg]

You need to leave now.

[Brady Bogan]

I know. Noon to 2. I'll be out there, so make sure you come on.

[John Holmberg]

Just wandering around or at a thing?

[Brady Bogan]

Pretty much.

[John Holmberg]

Are you a Renaissance guy, Corey?

[F]

I've gone once or twice. It's fine.

[John Holmberg]

Do you like it?

[F]

I enjoy it. It's different.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, they got the whole beer thing there, so I'm going to that. So I'll be. I'll be drinking.

[John Holmberg]

The beer part. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So just find the beer part. That's where I'll be.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Fantastic. There you go.

[Corey]

Italian. With the turkey leg.

[John Holmberg]

With the turkey leg and a scowl because of the traffic. I guarantee you that's gonna be on them. That's it for us. You guys have yourselves a great weekend. We'll see you Monday. Right here in the morning. Sickness.

[Dick Toledo]

It's not weird.

[John Holmberg]

It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee. I have heard enough of this.