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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
03-02-26 - Holmbergs Bummed Bill Clinton Didn't Throw Hillary Under The Bus Friday
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So see why the Valley is a comedy destination and get your tickets by going to desertridgeimprov.com standuplive.com and tempeimprov.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Before we get into your Guadalupe replay, just let you know that fuel is the word for 8:00am Well, I don't know if we can do this. I don't think we can. I don't have time for this. I can't do the Guadalupe replay. What? Nope. Because it's gonna bleed right into the nine. We'll miss the nine word. I can't do it. To keep the people happy. Interrupted right in the middle of it. Brett, here's what we can do. Okay. And we stopped this, fortunately. But for a little while, there are the executives here I always complain about. Can we just take the Guadalupe squares and make that its own separate podcast? Sure. Let's make them. Give them another thing that they can have that'll screw up everything. For free. For free. And so we didn't. But if you want to listen to it, it's available on the podcast. It does us no good at this point for you to do that, but you can, if you'd like, interrupt your radio listening habits by going to this thing on the side. We're more happy when you do it, but the podcast loves it. Loves it. And I don't want to screw with the people that are listening live because that's who we're focused on this week. The nine o' clock words coming up. And we had Clinton in the squares. Brady, you weren't here. Who was the secret square? Howard Hessman. Johnny Fever. I did it in honor of you. WKRP in Cincinnati. Back to Ohio. Hessman's birthday, right? Yeah, he's dead. But Howard Hessman or Dr. Johnny Sunshine. Yeah, so we had that, but we had Clinton in there. And my theory Friday morning was that after Hillary's testimony Thursday, Friday, Bill was going to go in there and dodge all the questions about Epstein and then send that up the river with like murder charges and everything else. This was his chance to get out. The 30 year revenge tour was going to come to an end on Friday in Chappaqua when they're asking him questions about Epstein and all he had to do is go. I got more than you ever imagine on that. I don't care about Epstein. How about this? Hillary killed all those people and I have all the evidence. He just pulled a Pacino. Every time I try to get out, they pull me back. And he went right. And he just answered the questions like there was no fun in that. I thought for sure Clinton would be moved into Scottsdale with a weird like hair dye and Chinaman black hair and a mustache. Hi, my name's Yizzy. How are you? Nice to meet you, Mr. Yaskowitz. That's me. Super Jew. Yizzy. Yes, Kowitz. And I live next door to you. Now there are no questions. Are you Bill Clinton? You're out of your mind, man. I don't know who that is. I'm not from here, I'm Israeli. But no, he didn't do it. He didn't sell out that wife of his. Now gotta go home to probably smart. It was probably smart. She would have had him killed. Oh yeah, that was in there. And Obama put up with a lot over the years. One thing. And it's her choice. Well, that was one thing. He. Come on. Was. It's the only thing. He got caught on 12. No, he got caught a bunch of times. But she stayed. It's not his fault. Can't. You can't just keep be. And there's a reason why too, of course. Yeah, you can't keep beating him over the head with it. Like, look, you could have left. I didn't. And I'm going to make you pay every day. Well, you'll get your chance. And this was it. This was what I thought he'd been waiting for all those Years. Because he had a breakdown, a little problem. And then of course he, you know. And then. I think it was an arrangement. Of course it was. Think about this. After the blow job, he went to Epstein island alone. I'm gonna go to the island with a billionaire and a bunch of people. You want to come? No. All right. And then he'd leave way too excited. And all those pictures of him floating around in that pool and sitting in hot tubs with women that ask him, do you know who that is? No, I do not. I was in the hot tub with a lot of strange ladies down there. It was great. Dudes with his track record don't get to go to island adventures alone and not hear about it when they come home. And then a God forbid the pictures surface of him in the hot tub with it. Who's that? Bill? I did not ask for names. He just got into a hot tub with a strange lady. I did? Yes. Did you have sex with her? Define that. What does that mean? Whether you did or you didn't. Depends on what dead means, actually. So then it cute Monica again look about man, she's like, luckily I would have survived it, but I went through. Trust me, nobody wants to hear her. Her victim plan either. She set herself up for that. No, I don't feel sorry for her. And she. And she says that. And I don't feel sorry for him, but. But I do feel sorry that he has to go home to Hillary 30 years later and still hear about it. Yeah, look at that too. Yeah, like a two or three year window before you sit in the same kitchen going, who was that? No, no, no, no. We're not doing this. That's enough. You're in a hot tub at the Epstein Island. You said I could go. He got a call from the Paris Bill, by the way, you gotta have a kid with her. What? With what? Hillary. Yuck. There has need to have that happen. Some sort of turkey baster option here. Please. It's hard enough to do it doggy style because I know what. She could turn around and that ruin everything. No, that's. That was a chance that I thought he had and he blew it. So. But yeah, there's no way he hasn't had just the worst last 30 years. Every time like he's waving. All right, have a nice day. See you later. And then he goes into the house and just looks at her. He goes, oh, just deflates life. No way. It's been easy. But again, got to give it to her. With his history, she still allowed him to go to that awesome Caribbean island with the billionaire friends of his. And she didn't go. And he was there like 16 times. That's a tough sell right now for you, Brett, to tell Mathia. I'm gonna go over to my friend's billionaire island without you for a 15th time. What do you guys do down there? Guy stuff. Back off. What are you writing a book? Get lady. Hey, Bill, can you get away this weekend? Let me see what I can do. Hey, Jeffrey wants to golf on the island again. Fine. I'm in. I can't believe how easy's getting. Go have fun. Go have fun. All right. You don't suppose she's messing around on you? Have you seen her? No, she's not messing around on me. Don't worry about it. I mean, unless Stevie Wonder shows up at the house, and even he's got hands, he can feel it. Trust me, the second your hands sink into that dough, you leave. She is a massive pile of uncooked bread. Jeffrey. Anyway, so I was disappointed that he was in the squares. We had fun with that. But nothing good happened there, and I expected that to be better. Just a few minutes away from giving you the nine o' clock word. What would Brady do is gonna happen? And that's coming up next. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees. I have heard enough of this. It's John Holmerg here from the morning sickness to tell you about the Core Institute. People who met me found out that I've had four major operations in the last four years. They're blown away. I've had both shoulders replace and both hips replaced because I was an absolute disaster. Before my surgeries, I was in pain. Now no one knows I've had any issues. People who hear multiple surgeries assume they'll never be the same again. It's just not true. I'm better than I've been in 20 years. Stop quitting the things you love and get back to being the pain free you you love. The Core Institute dot com. It's John Holmberg here for Life Changer Loans. 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