03-03-25 - FULL SHOW - MONDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Date: March 3, 2025
Host/Authors: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Duration: Approximately 2 hours

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1. Charity Auction Adventures

Timestamp: 00:35 - 04:00

Brady Bogen recounts his experience participating in a charity auction event, highlighting both the excitement and the competitive spirit that ensued. He humorously describes winning a trip to Bali, which felt "rigged," and the ensuing chaos of bidding wars between friends and fellow participants.

Brady Bogen (01:08): "I won a trip and then they handed me an award later. It's like, this is great. The whole thing's about me."

He also details a memorable negotiation moment where a fellow bidder, Trif Reeb, dramatically reduced his bid from $8,000 to $7,500, showcasing impressive negotiation skills.

Brady Bogen (03:00): "Tripp is the ultimate negotiator. Never seen anything like it."

2. Oscar and Movie House Critique

Timestamp: 03:38 - 08:48

The hosts delve into their thoughts on the Oscars, critiquing the nominees and praising certain comedic relief moments. Brady expresses frustration over the decline of movie theaters and the surge of arthouse films that fail to attract mainstream audiences.

Brady Bogen (04:22): "It's our fault. It's like with radio executives I always bitch about. You’re blaming the people for bailing out on radio across the country."

He humorously reviews the nominated film Anora, mocking its heavy emphasis on explicit content and lack of substantive plot.

Brady Bogen (06:16): "This is overrated. 40 minutes of just sex, nudity, and stupid jokes."

3. Sports Weekend Highlights

Timestamp: 08:48 - 18:19

Brady shares his exhausting weekend filled with attending three Suns games and a spring training match. He criticizes the Phoenix Suns' management decisions, particularly the handling of star player Devin Booker and coaching strategies.

Brady Bogen (11:07): "Communication. Nobody's talking out there. Seems like we're not allowed to talk."

He also expresses frustration over the inappropriate introduction of an Arizona Cardinals player, Cooper De Jean, at Suns games, emphasizing the lack of connection between different Arizona sports teams.

Brady Bogen (18:19): "But why the Philadelphia PR team at their arena isn’t going to recognize an Arizona Cardinal. And they’re certainly not going to cheer for it."

4. Customer Service Nightmares

Timestamp: 27:32 - 35:00

The discussion shifts to Brady and Brett's ordeal at a local sushi restaurant and subsequent frustrations with Frontier Airlines' customer service. Brady narrates the bizarre experience of being neglected at the restaurant and dealing with overcharged luggage fees at the airport.

Brady Bogan (29:16): "There's nothing inside. They walked in and cleaned it and then disappeared."

He criticizes the inconsistent luggage policies, questioning why overweight luggage is strictly enforced while accommodating larger individuals without similar scrutiny.

Brady Bogan (40:43): "Maybe Americans have gotten so fat we had to kill the luggage weight because we can't weigh people."

5. Personal Trauma and Listener Support

Timestamp: 48:05 - 57:10

A poignant moment arises when Brady reads a heartfelt email from a listener who credits the show with helping them cope with the trauma of being gang-raped 35 years prior. This segment underscores the show's impact on listeners facing severe personal challenges.

Brady Bogan (49:12): "I challenge any of you today to go through all of your emails... find the one that says, thanks for helping me through my gang rape."

Brady reflects on the significance of such testimonials, recognizing the role the show plays in providing support and healing for survivors.

6. Award Show Shenanigans and Pop Culture

Timestamp: 57:10 - 89:30

The hosts critique the recent Oscars and the Razzies, highlighting absurd moments such as Francis Ford Coppola's satirical acceptance speech and various questionable award winners.

Brady Bogan (86:19): "Tomorrow's gonna be great. Got a big man here and a small blonde woman. Let's see what happens."

They also discuss viral trends like "task masking" among Gen Z workers, where employees appear busy while doing minimal actual work, and touch upon humorous anecdotes related to workplace dynamics.

7. Humorous Banter and Personal Stories

Timestamp: 89:30 - 127:50

Brady and his co-hosts engage in lighthearted and often irreverent conversations about everyday mishaps, such as failed restaurant experiences, quirky encounters at sporting events, and humorous takes on fashion trends like the "plumbers crack" phenomenon showcased at Milan Fashion Week.

Brady Bogan (114:26): "It's like me inviting customers to do nothing, they think it's something they have to do."

They also explore personal interactions with friends and family, sharing exaggerated and comedic stories that blend reality with fictional embellishments for entertainment.

8. Listener Interactions and Q&A

Timestamp: 127:50 - 145:50

In an interactive segment, the hosts address listener questions about sensitive topics, including relationships with transgender individuals. They role-play scenarios to discuss boundaries and reactions, blending humor with genuine curiosity.

Brady Bogan (142:15): "If I were enjoying being with this person, I'd still go forward."

This segment highlights the show's attempt to navigate complex social issues while maintaining its characteristic humor.

9. Advertisements and Sponsor Messages

Timestamp: Various throughout the show

The episode includes several sponsored segments promoting local businesses and services, such as All Pro Shade Concepts and MMP Guns Inside Mo Money Pawn. These advertisements are seamlessly integrated into the conversation, often accompanied by Brady's humorous commentary.

Brady Bogan (83:31): "All Pro Shade Concepts. Get that ball rolling. Have some shade installed at your house before summer comes."

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Conclusion:
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness weaves together a tapestry of personal anecdotes, sharp critiques of pop culture and sports management, heartfelt listener stories, and humorous banter. Hosted by John Holmberg and supported by Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, the show offers a blend of entertainment, social commentary, and community engagement, making it a staple for Arizona's morning radio listeners.

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Note: This summary has been crafted to reflect the content discussed in the episode while adhering to respectful language and sensitivity towards serious topics addressed by the hosts and listeners.

Transcript

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[Brady Bogan]

Still streaming Homberg's morning sickness online at 98kupd.com got, you know, a nice award, a nice thing for being friends with them. I guess that's basically all it is. Just they, they're very nice to me for no reason at all. But there's the, the auctions that go on, right? All the stuff that happens in and amongst the fundraising and the. Oh, I want a trip to Bali. That was pretty awesome. I had to make everybody angry.

[Unknown]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I won. I won a trip. It felt rigged. I won a trip and then they handed me an award later. It's like, here you go. It's like, this is great. The whole thing's about me. But in the middle of the auctions, there is. They had an event for sushi night at your house, which was one of the biddable events, right? My God, you get like 15 or 16 people over to the house. And then another thing that comes with it is you get to help with the opening of this restaurant or so you get a second night of all these things for like 12 more people. So you get a ton of this thing. And my neighbor Michael of the gays, Michael and Troy, they were there, and Michael bids on it. And then in the table behind us, a guy bids on it. And then Michael bids on it again. And the thing gets up to around $8,000, right? For the whole thing turning around. The guy bidding behind us is Trif Reeb. So now I'm in between both guys at the end of the bidding, Michael like that. Oh, the auctioneer turns. Yeah, I know. Sandwich between trip and go over until the trip bails. Michael wins it. And then the lady says, you know what? We've got two of them, if you like. The second one for the same price. That or your last bid. And Tripp is the ultimate negotiator. Never seen anything like it. He just turned he goes, no, 7,500. He dropped the price. And she's like, really? Is it security? It was awesome.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. But that's too much. I know.

[Unknown]

It's not.

[Brady Bogan]

And I'm like, that was. And she walked over and said, he just dropped the price for everybody. Like, that's fantastic work. Yes, it's for charity, but there's a certain aspect, like, you bid and you bid, and then you lose. You're like, all right. And she's like, you want to go up to that? And he goes, no, that's why I bailed out. I'll give you this. It was a little less. It was the best. It was the most swing your D power move I've seen in a long time.

[Unknown]

Greatest negotiator ever.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow. And then he looks at me and he goes, you. And I'm like, why? It's your event. I'm here because of you. Like, you didn't have to raise your paddle. Yeah, well, now I did. Awesome night. So now we're going to have some sort of weird sushi party next door. Trip's house. But in Bali, I don't know what's going on. It was a great night. It was so much fun. We had a great time. It was a very busy weekend, though. Had three Sons games since Thursday. Got the thing on Saturday, and went to a spring training game yesterday and just gassed myself out for the entire weekend. It was brutal. I skipped the Oscars. I don't know, Brady, you said you watched for a little while.

[Unknown]

Mr. T. The Marathon.

[Brady Bogan]

Everyone skipped the Oscars, and Conan, evidently, was great. But I. I did see this morning on the news that they said that the name Trump was mentioned zero times.

[Unknown]

So again, the Ukraine was mentioned once by Daryl Hanna. Just only, like, one that I can recall. Slava, Ukraine.

[Brady Bogan]

Slava, Ukraine.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Which means enslave Ukraine. That's weird that she would scream that. I don't know what slots probably save. I don't know. But Slava, Ukraine, yeah, that's fine. You can have that and fire that out. But nobody gave, like, crazy political speeches and stuff, which is according to the paper and the reviews that I was reading from real people, they were like, hey, it kind of felt like they were celebrating movies. Too bad no one's seen any of these.

[Unknown]

And they are about saving the movie houses.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well, yeah.

[Unknown]

A thousand theaters are closing each year.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. It's. It's our fault.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

It's like with radio executives that I always bitch about. Like, you're blaming the people for. For Bailing out on radio across the country. You're blaming them? Yeah, them. Like, why don't they listen to what we're doing? Oh, listen to us. What are we. Oh, you guys don't know what you're doing. We do it a different way. Play more Taylor Swift. If we play 12 Taylor Swift songs an hour, why aren't they there? Like, well, you're doing something wrong. That's training. Do the same thing with. Yeah. The movie houses and the theaters. It's like, well, you don't make movies we want to see for $40, plus dinner, plus drinks. And it's like, oh, wait, I'll do it at home. I'll have a. A can of Pringles and I'll watch half the movie if it sucks. I don't care about leaving. I'm not making a full night. Yeah, for even a brand new one's like 20. I'll rent it, but it ain't going to cost me, you know, three hours of my life before and after.

[Unknown]

You didn't pay $17 for Pringles.

[Brady Bogan]

Right? Right. Yeah. And I can pause it, go to the bathroom. I can quit. Can watch some of it later. I haven't. Like, movies are. They're not worth it. They haven't made good ones in a long time. And so I told Megan while I'm at the game, hey, tax me, Whatever wins best picture. Wilson and I aren't paying attention, so I'll just see that. And I got a text at the end of the game that just says anora. And I'm like, oh, she's sleeping. Like, that's just thumbs across the keyboard. That's not a word. That's nothing. I didn't. I never heard of it. I've watched a few award shows. I don't remember hearing it in those. Never heard of it. And evidently, it's right down my alley. It's about some sort of a stripper. You can't stop getting naked and having sex, and then like some Cinderella thing. This guy sweeps her off her feet. I don't know what it's about, but she falls in love with her. It's. It's Pretty Woman.

[Unknown]

I wasn't sure what it's about either, but they, you know, they went up five times.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Yeah, they got a lot of them. Anora.

[Unknown]

Independent film. Cost $6 million to make.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I wasn't paying any attention. I. This morning, I look, I'm like, aoro. Oh, that's what that word was, actually. What? That. She was actually right. I thought it was just a sleepy person, you know, fumbling around with her phone. And the word anora got corrected and she hit send. And then the next thing it said, sorry, I forgot to hit send. Like, I don't even know what that word means. Okay, Anora. So that's it. And then I started to read reviews of Anora and, like, this morning. So people went afterwards and watched it last night and then reviewed it on Flixter and Rotten Tomatoes. I. They. I think they think that they were reviewing the movie to make it, so I wouldn't care to see it. But let me tell you, there's a couple of these people who have written probably the best Siskel and Ebert reviews I've ever seen, starting with this first one that said, all this movie is, is a woman who smokes, has sex, sits on the couch, meets a guy, smokes, has sex, gets on the couch, then they smoke, have sex. I'm like, that. This is like, maybe the Citizen Kane of what I'm looking for, because I don't. And then, of course, people think it's about Russians or supporting prostitutes or, like, all this stuff sounds pretty great to me. This is overrated. 40 minutes of just sex, nudity, and stupid jokes.

[Unknown]

I'm sold.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I'm in. Like, this is one star. Worst movie I've ever watched. This is the best picture. We're in big trouble. Like, I need to see somebody smoking and having sex this much. I'm like, jesus Christ, this might be the best picture ever. This one is another one says, here's what I saw first half of the movie. Two young adults have sex, smoke, get drunk, have sex, smoke, get drunk, sit on the couch, have sex, smoke, sit on the couch, engage in an occasionally uninteresting conversation, then have sex, get drunk and smoke. Then they go to Las Vegas and get married, have sex, smoke. Like, this thing should have won all.

[Unknown]

That weekend to me.

[Brady Bogan]

Second half of the movie introduces other characters. And from this movie on, from this movie, from this moment on, the movie becomes long and arduous path for new cast characters to smoke and have sex. Wow. I think. I think I should have gotten an Academy Award for inspiring this or writing it at the very least. But, yeah, I'd never heard of it before, and now people are, you know.

[Unknown]

It kept coming up again by their, you know, like, the director coming up and the. Whether the other four other words that they got. You didn't get that impression. That was that kind of movie. Although they did say, thank you so much for the sex worker industry.

[Brady Bogan]

All Right, Okay.

[Unknown]

We really admire working with these. We've learned so much about people.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. It says, honestly, it looks like a fan fiction script for supporting prostitution, which, by the way, is criminal. I love somebody that angry at a movie that they'll review it and then like break out the. You know, what you're supporting here is criminal. It's like there are prostitutes you can make movies about. How many movies have you watched where it's criminal? I bet you the same person watched like Ocean's Thirteen and went, oh, George Clooney and Brad Pitt are awesome. You know, that's criminal. What they're doing the robberies. Oh, right. But prostitution pisses some people off because it's probably Jesus related, but they get upset about the crime aspect or the sexual. But then they'll go watch any movie where people are just blowing each other's heads off and stuff. You never see that. Never see a review of somebody saying, I just watched a gladiator. I mean, so many murders, you know, that's against the law. Right.

[Unknown]

Adrian Brody got his award and went on for like five minutes. They tried to play him off. He's like, no, no, stop the music. I've done this before. I can control this.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I saw the clip of him.

[Unknown]

And he threw the gum.

[Brady Bogan]

Throwing his gum at his wife and his girlfriend. Who cares? I'm not right. I'm not. I'm not their biographer. They can. It could be a sister. It doesn't matter. It was such a stupid thing there. People are like, what are you supposed to do? And you realize I just won an Oscar and I'm chewing gum. You know what you do? You swallow it. It's not a gobstopper. It's not car keys. It's gum swallow. But he made a big to do. I watched the clip this morning, throwing it to her and she catches it. Yay.

[Unknown]

She did Cat.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, again, who care? The whole point of him throwing the gum to her like that was unplanned. It just seems so heavy handed and lame.

[Unknown]

So what I noticed was after he threw the gum, you know, underhand through it or whatever and goes to the stage, Killian Murphy's up there with the award and the hand that he took the gum in and threw it, he puts it on the back of Killian Murphy's head. You're a good man.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but they're gross people. They're just gross, in fact, disgusting.

[Unknown]

So was there any movies you actually heard of during this?

Well, only from the Golden Globes.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, the brutalist, brutalist which seems to be something that no one's seen but keeps winning things. Yeah. I don't get it.

[Unknown]

You know, one that got a lot. I don't know how many nominations he got. Wicked only came away with one.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Wicked. If I hear that stupid Wicked sounder again or see that bald lady and Ariana Grande starving themselves to death in front of each other. I don't know what's going on with those two. Ariana used to be cute. She has gotten like scary little. Like, I understand she was thin before. But it was like healthy. She looks emaciated and she's hanging out with that. That bald woman who doesn't look all too healthy either. And the two of them are like, let's see who can eat less Over a year's time. And they're just. They're disappearing slowly. Yeah. I used to like when Ariana was dating Pete Davidson. Pretty solid. Look there.

[Unknown]

Looked healthy.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Now Jesus. Get her to a clinic as fast as you can. But. Yeah. I'm. I've. I have lost touch with all of film and all the movies. I'm not alone there. But them blaming movie theaters. Like we need to save movie theaters. Like, what are you going to do for that? Let's see. Put up movies we want to see. There's one. Two. Yeah. That's it. No. Put up movies we want to see. That'll pretty much do it.

[Unknown]

Or catch all the reboots of streaming services.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Do Black Panther 3. You'll get some people in there. But I'm about doing things to make the movies and then stop making them stream so fast. It's the same thing as when movies went to tape. Like when.

[Unknown]

When it first wasn't like a year almost.

[Brady Bogan]

It depends on if the movie was good.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

If it was good. It stayed in theaters longer. So it took longer to get to video when it sucked. Seemed like. Wasn't this just in the theaters? Yeah. It sucked. That's how you knew a movie really kind of sucked. Is that it was. Then it went to video too fast. Just do that. Make it so we have to see the movies in a movie theater. And then you'll start making that. But what they did was crush themselves with all those terrible Marvel movies and they had no other ideas. And then dumb America flew to those. And then when dumb America got tired of the Marvel movies, they didn't know what to do. And they start hitting him with Anora and the brutalist. Nobody's gonna go to these art house films when they just got done watching Red Hulk smash. Black Captain America. I mean, that's all they really can think about. They're not smart enough, thanks to you, Amelia Perez. Yeah. Don't know what that is, but evidently there's a racist musical.

[Unknown]

I didn't know that.

Never even heard of that.

Saldana is singing and dancing.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, there's a racist transvestite in that, but not in the movie. Racist. Just had some tweets and things that were wildly racist in the middle of it. The best thing I saw from the entire award show, though, and I didn't see it, but I saw the clips this morning, was Conan O'Brien's joke saying, we're halfway through, so it's time now for Kendrick Lamar to come on stage and call Drake a pedophile. And I was like, all right, that's a great.

[Unknown]

The reactions, fantastic.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a great joke. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, they're. They're taking.

[Unknown]

He's like, don't worry, I'm lawyered up.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah. Conan is. Is great. So, yeah. Otherwise, the award shows, zero ratings, zero everything. And will anybody see Anora after this? Will it get a huge spike? I might peep in. Sounds like there's a lot of nudity in it.

[Unknown]

Sex. Smoking. Sex and smoking.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I mean, you cut the smoking out, right? Yeah. You know, smoking's bad for you. Prostitution's illegal. That's my review, but I don't know. She doesn't look hot enough for me to, like, chase down the nudity either. She's pretty. The. The lady who played. I don't know. We'll see. I was at Suns game last night. Let me. Let me. Let me say this. First and foremost, the Suns suck. We know that. They're just a miserably bad team Thursday night. I've been calling for this for 18 months. At the very least, the trading of Devin Booker, because if you want a serious franchise to go forward, you have to detach emotionally from your cute superstar who's not going to get your championship and should have traded him after the first, not the half season. I guess the one last year when we realized midway through, this team doesn't have what it takes. The Durant trade was a big swing. It's not necessarily meshing. Had a bad coach last year, got a bad coach this year. Coach Budenholzer called Devin Booker into his office on the week last week and said, you talk too much. You're babbling too much. You talk when I'm in Huddles, you're talking on the floor. All night you're talking to guys. You're constantly talking. He's like, you got to pull back on talking. Well, after the game Thursday, nobody knew this meeting had happened. There was a weird post game press conference with Devin Booker saying, well, because somebody said, what happened? You lost to a team that has four wins on the road. What happened? He goes, communication. Nobody's talking out there. And he said it a thousand times. You know, nobody's talking. If we could just talk more. Seems like we're not allowed to talk. I know I talk too much. I talk an awful lot. And I know I'm not supposed to do that, but there's a lot of, you know, we need, the guys need to talk and communicate and talk. But, you know, it seems like there's. It's kind of pushback on that. Then the story breaks on ESPN that the coach told him, you talk too much. Now, the only person that could have leaked that story is Devin Booker. The only person that would have said, I was in a meeting with my coach privately and he said some really dumb. And here it is. And then ESPN ran with it. Devin's the only one that could have possibly said that. The only one. So that goes out. And then you realize, oh, this toxic mess. The beginning of the end. And this is the unraveling of an entire operation that got people fired, probably traded, moved on and everything else. But here's the problem I have with the emotional connections at Suns games and local sports in general. Imagine this, you're in Philadelphia at a 76ers game, and in the middle of the game, the in house announcer goes, fans, I'd like you to welcome linebacker for the Arizona Cardinals, Dennis Gardek. Do you think that Philadelphia fans would have any reaction to that at all? Other than maybe booing or throwing a toaster they brought from home? Why in the world would that happen? Last night, Suns game fans, please welcome super bowl champion and rookie of the year, Cooper De Jean. Place goes insane and I'm like, he's an Eagle. Begin the booing now. Why are we celebrating? Cooper De Jean, it's not like he went to asu. No ties, don't care if he's a high school product or not. Philadelphia Eagle. The guy behind me is like, man, pick six in the Super Bowl. What a year he's had. And I'm like, he's an Eagle. Why is he even being introduced in Philadelphia? Introduce anybody from another team in Philadelphia. Could you imagine the Patriots winning the championship? Please welcome in the front row Philadelphia fans Rodney Harrison of The World Champion Patriots. Gunshots. Possibly gunshots. Definitely a stabbing. But no. Here in Phoenix, this resort town cheered.

[Unknown]

Wildly Will Howard at the University of Michigan basketball game. National champion.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. But. Well, that's the problem. If it's Michigan, yeah, it's a rival. But why would Will Howard at anything, you know, a college game?

[Unknown]

True.

[Brady Bogan]

Like, what is he doing here that we care about?

[Unknown]

Well, don't forget, they celebrated the losing sons that year.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, and it was. It was on the floor where they're still celebrating. Like, the 1995 All Star Game is dumb. Everything's. They just. It's. I'm gonna have to go over there and apply for a job is what's gotta happen. I guess you're all idiots. Like, this promotions thing you got going, it's so bad. Why did we even point out Cooper to Gene? You know what I'd have done? I'd have said, all right, hey, Vince Morata. Here's how you do this. You say, please welcome 2024 Rookie of the year and super bowl champion and future Arizona Cardinal Cooper De Jean. Make a joke of it. Say something that who cares that the Eagle guy is there. But nope, the city just lost their minds. Lost their minds. Then I saw Cooper in the Rah Rah room, and he looks like somebody you'd see at a Kid Rock concert. He's kind of got a weird little half mullet mohawk thing. And comes by and I'm talking to a guy I know, Anthony, and his daughter's there. She's in her mid-20s, and she just watched him. I'm like, really? He's a thing? And she goes on the big screen. It was better. I'm like, okay, okay, I get it. Yeah. There's our city in a nutshell. The reason we can't have championships is because there's no passion. It's all passive. It's like watching, you know, soccer at a park in Gilbert. Oh, the kids are trying. That's all that matters. Hey, there's a boy who played hockey in another city somewhere. Yay for you. You just don't cheer the opposition. Please welcome four time super bowl champion. You know, Terry Bradshaw. That's different. He's a legend. But this dude just won the super bowl last year. He's probably going to beat your team soon by himself. Because he's good. He'll do a pick six here in Arizona, too. Remember, we were all cheering for that guy just because he showed up. We're celebrity hunters.

[Unknown]

Maybe we can get it done tomorrow night.

[Brady Bogan]

We'll go Tomorrow. And we'll see if they'll enough. Please welcome from the Netflix documentary. Yep, tomorrow's gonna be a big day for this. We've got Kato Kalin coming to town later today and he's gonna sit in with us tomorrow. That's real people still, though. Not sure I'm 50. 50 on people remembering him. I was with Jim Wilson last night. He's Asian. My friend Jim is an Asian and a lady at the Rah Rah room up front because I told her that Kato Kalin was coming on Tuesday. She said, oh, my God. I called my. I think she said, I called my ex husband and told him that was going to happen and he was losing his mind. She goes, I don't know who he is. So then she says to me last night, she goes, is that. Is that your guy? And when I look over at my Asian friend Jim and I'm like, by looking at him, I can see where you'd think his name might be. Cato. Yeah, probably fairly Asian name, but no, that is not.

[Unknown]

He said, no, that was Judge Ito.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's different Ito. Kato, I understand why you're thinking that maybe that guy is Cato, but no, it's a different dude. She's like, oh, my ex husband's losing his mind. But then some people are like, I just don't know who that is. Like, you know, Cato came in.

[Unknown]

Wilson.

[Brady Bogan]

I know, but Wilson got beat up. Hey, Cato, follow me. Why do you call me that? Yeah, she just thinks Asian people have funny names. And I'm going to call you Cato from now on.

[Unknown]

That's not him. I loved you. A short round in Temple of Doom.

[Brady Bogan]

You were the best. I loved you. And what is it? Crazy rich Asians? That was the. You were one of them. I know you were one of them. I love the orientals.

[Unknown]

This is my friend Hops thing.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he's my guy. He's gonna pull me home tonight.

[Unknown]

Dong, duck, dong. You were so good. And Sixteen Candles.

[Brady Bogan]

But anyways, yeah, tomorrow we've got Kato, Kayla. Is he going to the game tomorrow? He wants to go to.

[Unknown]

Yeah, he wants to.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, I'm taking the sunscreen bluff down next to Kato at the Suns game. See? How are you? Everything good? Where are you living? Yeah, we'll have Cato tomorrow morning. That's kind of interesting, but yeah. Cooper to Jean. Getting the applause bugged me. It bugged me beyond belief. And I. I just don't get it. Like the city, it just doesn't add up to me. That you don't have any. The boo factor needs to be strong.

[Unknown]

They would show them on the camera during a promo or something they did like in the past, I'm saying without acknowledging, like they used to go around the camera, like sometimes they ball games of celebrities there. Sometimes they ask him, you know, is it all right if we do that?

Sure.

[Brady Bogan]

But again, why the Philadelphia PR team at their, at their arena isn't going to recognize an Arizona Cardinal. And they're certainly not going to cheer for it. They have. They don't care. They don't care. You know, and you could put Eli Manning up there in Philadelphia and he's won two Super Bowls and he's retired and he's got. And they boom now because he was a rival for. It just doesn't make sense.

[Unknown]

When I did the Diamondbacks thing, if there was someone like that in there, we'd go over there, ask him. Hey, would you answer the trivia question of the game?

[Brady Bogan]

Sure.

[Unknown]

But why Bobby Knight?

[Brady Bogan]

Bobby Knight is, you know, in an unrelatable field. Who is out of the game? Cooper De Jean is the rookie of the year. He's going to haunt you for years. He is. He is a. He represents a swing and a miss by your franchise that maybe he was available. You should have drafted him, skipped it. Ain't got to pick six and Super Bowls got a Super bowl ring. What do you guys have? Nothing but real happy to meet you. You boo that. And that's the thing. You make my point for me. It's like even at the Diamondbacks games years ago, it's like, are there celebrities from other things here that are unrelated completely to Arizona that people will, you know. Oh, you just stop it. It's the reason that. It's the reason there's no championships in this city. It's the reason everybody goes resort town, just happy to be here. We need an edge. Need some hard assery that goes out there. But what are you gonna do?

[Unknown]

I mean, if he got out there and did a little mini tramp dunk or something.

[Brady Bogan]

No, he shouldn't be invited out. He shouldn't have been acknowledged. Cooper Jeans more than willing or welcome to go to any of the games. Why acknowledge him? Why? Maybe without even. Nobody knows what Cooper to Gene looks like. You could have put him on camera, not had a thing or just been some guy in the crowd. He's a rookie from Iowa, for God's sakes. He's not even. Who cares? As you missed on them, the Cardinals missed on him. And there is Sunscape Waving like, yeah, superhero championship ring. You guys don't have any of these. It's dumb. It's dumb and it bugs me. And I don't know why, because I'm not a fan of the Cardinals. And I just don't understand why maybe, maybe it would sway people to be like, yeah, it's kind of got a passionate fan base. You'd never pull this off. You would never do that at a Pirates game. Welcome, Philadelphia Eagle. That boo immediately like, my God, we've got a team. And we're none too pleased about you parading your guys around our city. They do it everywhere. You ignore them and point them out, and then if they get pointed out, they get ridiculed. Any other city, I'm sure the guy would be like, oh, God, no. Don't put me up there. The fans will eat me alive. There's not here. They won't. You're gonna get. They're gonna throw flowers on at you like you're an opera singer.

[Unknown]

Okay, I'll do it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Trust me. This crowd's gonna go n. Because we don't know what super bowl champ. We just cheer for everything. Suns fans, you got to get better at booing. You got to get better at booing things. And that is the team as well. Boo them. Let's do a wake up song, shall we? 585-9800. A good one and we'll scream it together. It's 98K UPD. Wake up, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98. Still streaming Homburg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com thank you. Miles to nowhere. And off we go again. It's perfect outside and cooler today. Yesterday was absolutely ridiculous. Went to the spring training game with my friend Jim and buddy Joe. We're hanging out over there. And it was a terrible baseball game within the first day. It was like six to nothing at the end of the first inning. And then in the third inning, the Angels pitchers were. I think there's a certain point where the guy actually should pull himself from a game. Like, he's walking everybody. There's runs going in, wild pitches, bases loaded. Next thing you know, it's like 10 to nothing in the third inning. And I'm like, you know, it's hot, it was sunny, and Joe is an African American gentleman. And I said, look, I'll be honest with you. I said, we're third inning in and I'm as dark as Joe right now. We need to get out of the sun. Immediately, because it's. But it was a perfect day. Wandering around over there in Scottsdale was absolutely gorgeous. Gorgeous. Went over to. I don't like to call them out by name, but we went to raw sushi.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

On Scottsdale. There was no one there. We went before, like, midway through the game, the three of us went over, we sit down and at the table, or we walk in and it's just five patio or six patio tables, maybe a couple more than that, but they're all full and the one's empty. There's no one inside. And we walked in and the hostess says, how many? Like three, please. Okay. And then Jim says, is it possible for us to sit on the patio? Well, I'd have to bust a table. Okay. Is that something we don't do at restaurants anymore? I mean, how exactly do you want this transaction? Do you want us to do it, or. I'll be right back. And she just left and, like, never took us to the table. She just went and cleaned it and then disappeared? No. We just kind of sat there for a little bit. And then, like, a manager came by. Goes, anybody helped him? I was like, I think so. I'm not sure I would call it help. She acknowledged we are here, and I think she's busing the table, but I'm not sure where she went. He goes, okay. So then someone else comes by and takes us to the table. And then we had a contest. And I'm not. Look, I understand when restaurants are busy and it's, you know, give the staff a break, but there's no one there.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So Joe said, all right, I'm gonna set an alarm for two minutes with my hand in the air and see if anybody notices. So we sat there, no water, no drinks, no anything, hand in the air. And his arm got tired. And he goes, all right. And I said, I'll set mine up for. He made his full two minutes. I said, I'll set an alarm for two minutes, put my hand in the air. So we got all the way to 13 seconds on my alarm before a girl came over. She goes, look, I'm working in the bar. Nobody's in the bar. I'm working in the bar. I saw you guys, you know, Sorry. You gotta bear with us. I'm like, what are we bearing? Like you guys have. There's nothing.

[Unknown]

It's not like they just opened.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it was like 2:30, 3:00. That was actually probably closer. Like 3. Okay.

[Unknown]

Well, coming down after a huge lunch rest.

[Brady Bogan]

So we ordered some. Some drinks. She brings us some drinks a little bit, and then food comes, but no, like, chopsticks, forks, knives, just sushi on plates. And we didn't have plates or napkins or anything. So it was like. I guess we just.

[Unknown]

When does that come.

[Brady Bogan]

I guess we just pretty much kind of hand this thing and we were dying. But, I mean, I just don't get it. And. And then the girl came back and I said, you gotta say something like, you're. It's not exactly the busiest restaurant in the world. It's like, how are you understaffed? And she goes, oh, that's a corporate thing. Like, a corporate thing to not have staff. Like, that's a bad. I'm not a manager of restaurants, but it's a bad idea to not schedule people on days you're open. Yeah, we're down to, like, one person. I'm like, there's a spring training game. You guys are going to get busy in a little bit. Yeah, I know. Good luck. Because I think. Because when. When you have like 10 or 10 or 12 people in here, it's gonna be a madhouse. Just, you know. And she was a super sweet person, but it was just very strange that. And I. And because I even jokingly said, it's gonna close, isn't it? She goes, I don't think we're doing very well. Like, okay, I'm not. I'm just making jokes. But I don't think it's a good idea to tell the customers that. I realized that when I was there that I was at that grand opening for that Scottsdale Raw.

[Unknown]

Is that the one right on Scottsdale Road?

[Brady Bogan]

I was at that grand opening years ago. That's the first place I ever had sushi. But I stared at it yesterday for a good long time.

[Unknown]

It changed hands, I think, since.

[Brady Bogan]

Did it. I don't know. Either way. I'm not saying I was disappointed. It was actually entertaining because it was so bad. It got so strange that you're like, it's just. Yeah, this is awkward. And at the spring training game, here's another thing. If I order a vodka soda with a lemon and you don't have lemon, that's fine. But I said, vodka soda. Lemon. Oh, we only have limes. Like, okay, lime then. And then while she's making it, and she goes, what do you want for a garnish? And I said, did. Like, I'm lemon. Because I thought maybe she's like, wait a second, she got extra lemon? She goes, no, no, just limes. And I'm like, why do you ask? Why are you asking me what I want? So the next time I go back, I said, vodka soda. And she goes to a lemon or lime? And I'm like, don't do this again. And she goes, I said, I'll have lemon. And she goes, we don't have lemons. I'm like, you've done this to me twice. Why are you offering lemons if the next words out of your mouth are, we don't have lemons. You want a lime? That's all we've got. Stop asking. Just put the lime in.

[Unknown]

Just give me a goddamn piece of fruit.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, put a grapefruit in it. I don't care. At this point, I'm not going to get what. You act like you offered two things and then told me one of them isn't an option. Okay, I'm fine with it. Line me up next time through. Lemon or lime? Lemon. We don't have any lemons. Are you kidding me?

[Unknown]

Must have been in the air this weekend. Ronnie and Kirby almost did not make their flight on Saturday.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, because of lemons and limes.

[Unknown]

No. Customer service again.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it's going weird spaces right now.

[Unknown]

She was asked. She was Frontier Airline to Denver, and she had, you know. You know, the flight. The initial price is cheaper, Right. But you have to pay for luggage. She goes over there, and I drop them off. I'm at home, and I get a call back from Kirby. Oh, yeah. Mom's at the counter right now yelling at the lady.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, boy.

[Unknown]

I'm like, what's going on? Well, the. The computer is not working to check in your luggage.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure.

[Unknown]

So they charged her $200 for two pieces of luggage that would. Or she already had that on the way back. It's not going on the flight over there.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh.

[Unknown]

So she. They send her the machine again. Do it again, and take a picture of it this time to show us.

[Brady Bogan]

Wait a minute. What? She's got luggage. She's not sending what you said again.

[Unknown]

They have her. They have their two bags that they want to check on.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah.

[Unknown]

Well, they're. That's fine, but you have to pay for them.

[Brady Bogan]

And she says, I think the ticket says prepaid. Okay.

[Unknown]

No, that's on your way over there. You need to do it for this on the way over, not on the way back. So she goes to try to process.

[Brady Bogan]

The way to Denver.

[Unknown]

The way to Denver, evidently.

[Brady Bogan]

But prepaid means you still pay prepaid.

[Unknown]

Evidently, for only the way back. The bags.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh.

[Unknown]

Which is weird because you're booking a Ticket. You're like, just.

[Brady Bogan]

Just get right.

[Unknown]

So she goes over the machine, the kiosk, you know, and it's getting pretty close to sure.

[Brady Bogan]

Got to get out of there.

[Unknown]

Doesn't work. They send her back again. She takes a photo of it to show her. See, it won't let me put the bags on there. Well, might, because it's too close. And she's like, can I talk to. I'm the supervisor.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, boy.

[Unknown]

And Ronnie did say, come on.

[Brady Bogan]

She said, did she throw a name?

[Unknown]

Bitch.

[Brady Bogan]

She called her a bitch. Well, see, right on.

[Unknown]

And all of a sudden, all I hear is, you're off this flight now.

[Brady Bogan]

Just wanted to say, great job, Ronnie. That's how you handle someone when they're in your office and in your kitchen. You just call them a name and move on. I love it. Keep going.

[Unknown]

That's making America great.

She's very frustrated because she's gone back three and four. But she said.

[Brady Bogan]

Or did she say you're being a bitch or like, do you know what the context of it is? Don't protect you better.

[Unknown]

No, no, no, I'm not. You better help me out. You know, that kind of thing, that kind of black.

[Brady Bogan]

So it got a little African. I'm on the phone, helping me out.

[Unknown]

And I'm like, it got Springer esque. And I said, well, you got to remain calm if you want to keep it on this flight. Because they have every right to do that. But at the same time, they're completely in the wrong because there's 20 other customers doing the same thing and getting charged. We got $400 in luggage charges.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Read the fine print. It's finally normal.

[Unknown]

A guy comes over from there. Custom customer service. He was either the supervisor, a man. It looked like security.

[Brady Bogan]

Because she's like, I think you're about to get booed.

[Unknown]

He's like, I think we're getting. Gonna get.

[Brady Bogan]

Kirby had to be sweating bullets, Brett, that they were gonna open that bag and find all that weed. Daddy, mom's in jail. They found it.

[Unknown]

Anyway, I have. You know, she sent me the test. The text exchange between this lady. She was texting with her on the. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Evidently, afterwards, big changed numbers, like customer service or something.

[Unknown]

Okay.

She was at the counter, and she screen captioned the. The text saying, you know, they're. They're in the wrong on this thing.

[Brady Bogan]

But who's texting?

[Unknown]

I got sent over. She must be talking.

[Brady Bogan]

These details are shady. Yeah, Brady's not getting the story, so she's.

[Unknown]

She's online with someone okay. At the desk. And I said, the only time. You know. So she's going back and forth multiple people.

[Brady Bogan]

No, not the online person isn't lady at desk. Immediately face to face.

[Unknown]

Right off the bat. Took an attitude with her.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure.

[Unknown]

And she just didn't want to be there, basically.

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[Unknown]

And told all the customers the same.

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[Unknown]

And anyway, they came over, worked it out about 15 minutes. They got on the flight.

[Brady Bogan]

It's pretty awesome. Through the B bombs. And she.

[Unknown]

And they said, oh, and by the way, no guarantee that your luggage is on this flight.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that's the other. That's why it'd be nice is that that luggage will end up in, you know, Hawaii.

[Unknown]

Went over there. She had it air tagged.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Still, that doesn't matter. They can fly it somewhere else. And you find out through the air tag that it's in San Francisco. But still. Nice job, Ronnie. Way to go. Some of the details, a little shady. Why we're texting and fighting.

[Unknown]

She's trying to work it on both ends.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know what that means.

[Unknown]

Trying to work it with an online customer at Frontier.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh.

[Unknown]

And then at the counter. Because the counter's not helping her.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure. She's a bitch. We just found that out.

[Unknown]

But I'm trying to be, you know, the more rage you'll have.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

The least likely.

[Brady Bogan]

Those are those moments like, what are you calling me for?

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

This is where we have to get into that, you know? Yeah. You call me a misogynist, but whenever there's trouble, you're calling me. Handle it. She did. She turned the bitch bomb. But your daughter even recognized. Oh, boy. About to lose mom on this one. Better call. Better call dad. Like, what are you gonna do about it?

[Unknown]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[Unknown]

All I did was kind of just basically.

[Brady Bogan]

And you're on the phone with Ronnie while she's yelling at this lady and texting. I'm impressed. She's multitasking.

[Unknown]

She'd already yelled, oh, okay, lady.

[Brady Bogan]

Now she's texting.

[Unknown]

She says right now, according to her, we're kicked off this flight.

[Brady Bogan]

He got unnoticed. But they put her back on there.

[Unknown]

Yes, absolutely. Oh, and they apologized for the ladies.

Get a free flight out of it.

[Brady Bogan]

Instead of any kickback.

[Unknown]

No, we got.

[Brady Bogan]

Goodness. Charged 200 bucks for luggage twice. Well, see, there you go. That's what you get.

[Unknown]

Oh, and it was £4 over, so she made him take weed stuff out.

[Brady Bogan]

Of the one bag in the weed. That two pounds of weed will do that.

[Unknown]

Because she said to go on the carry on in order to Be. Carry on. It's got to be four. It's got to be lighter. Put you in the other bag. Oh, sorry. This is £4 over. I gotta charge you for the £4?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, charge me for the four.

[Unknown]

25 bucks a pound.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a hundred dollars. Damn. That's like.

[Unknown]

That's like veto prices.

[Brady Bogan]

No kidding. What, she have eggs in there?

[Unknown]

25 bucks a pound.

[Brady Bogan]

My God.

[Unknown]

Oh, no, you're not.

[Brady Bogan]

See, I don't understand that because, like, they don't weigh us. I never understood the luggage.

[Unknown]

There's some beasts.

[Brady Bogan]

The luggage weighs too much. Thing doesn't add up to me.

[Unknown]

Well, if you let one go on. Well, no, no, no, I know.

[Brady Bogan]

That's fine.

[Unknown]

I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

But like, I hung out this weekend with Doug Hopkins, and he brought his friend Steve, Mexican Steve. And Mexican Steve drinks too much and starts grabbing dudes, cranks. He gets a little handsy in funny ways, but, like, he'll, like, talk to you. And without realizing it, he's rubbing your. Your arm or he'll put his hand on your back. Hey, how's it going? And instead of just taking your. His hand off your back, he'll slide it down onto your ass. Oh, whoa. I'm like, Steve, oh, I'm sorry. You did it again. So I'm teasing with Steve the whole time, but Steve's 490 pounds. And you know, flying with Steve would stink in the first place. But how come our bags can only be 50, but Steve can hop on there and they're never like, could charge a little extra.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

They give you an extended seat belt.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. If it's 25 bucks a pound for 54 pounds. Because it's usually 50 pounds a bag. Is that so? Because nobody has to lift Steve. They don't want their workers to throw more than 50 pounds at a time. Is that it? Because I don't understand the weight. It has to be. It can't be for the safety of the plane. It has to be. So those workers down at the. On the bottom of the plane aren't picking up, you know, 700 pound bags.

[Unknown]

And I would think they're putting the luggage and they're probably under. You know, here's the max capacity. I'm sure they're not going to max every time, but there's no max capacity.

[Brady Bogan]

If Steve's 490 pounds because of an entire flight of people for 90, just happenstance gets on. There's. They're getting on the plane. Nobody's going to say, you're all Too goddamn.

[Unknown]

That's why the luggage goes up then.

[Brady Bogan]

But that's my point. Maybe Americans have gotten so fat we had to kill the luggage weight because we can't weigh people. But it was a bunch of fat people on a plane. Nobody ever says, we're too fat. Like, it's not an elevator. But the luggage, they're like, we got to be careful with that. And I think they say it like it's for. I think it's false safety, but I think it's more so that the two dudes on that that are loading it up into the plane don't have to lift anything over 50 pounds. That has to be the only reason they get upset about the weight of luggage. And yet I can watch Mexican Steve playing grab ass with people on his way in at £490 and get on that plane, and nobody ever says, step on the scale for a second. We're going to charge you $25 a pound for being way over.

[Unknown]

I think that's why Congress stepped in last year and had that meeting because they.

[Brady Bogan]

About Mexican Steve.

[Unknown]

All the airlines, the amount of money they make on the added charging for luggage, upgrade to seats.

[Brady Bogan]

And I get that. That's just the things where the seats, nine bucks. The luggage is 145. I get that they're, you know, surcharge dummies will see that and go, it's a $10 flight. And they don't realize they're about to get hit on Economy Plus. But I don't get the luggage pricing. That's too heavy. Can't put it on the plane. I'm like, I'm flying with Mexican Steve. If anything's too heavy to be on this plane, it's him. Get your hand on my ass, Steve. I'm doing some work. Jesus. Now stop being a bitch and let my fat Mexican friend on the plane and give us our luggage. All right.

[Unknown]

It's a great point because you never know what the payload is going on.

Look, you can see it.

I know, but that.

I mean, Mexican Steve gets on there. You know that.

They should assess the crowd.

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Unknown]

What? This flight's gonna be a little heavy. Yeah, no carry on.

[Brady Bogan]

Look, we are in zero danger at any time of having one of those planes go, like, working. Oh, we got a few bags too heavy down there. That thing's pretty much. We're not. We're not tapping that number.

[Unknown]

That's what I'm saying. They're not maxing out on.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. They're not even coming close. We could probably Park a few cars under there. No one would like the thing would be fine. They're doing that things. Says cheers to Brady for telling yet another story without one complete sentence. It was a 13 minute story and answering questions and half thoughts and vague detail ambiguities. I'm blind. All I have is my ears. Sean Rockefeller. Yeah, you should be more concise. It was very hard to follow, but we got it. And the best part was Ronnie called the lady A out loud. She'd had it picture on the screen of Frontier. Frontier plane. But it's just a Greyhound bus on another plane. No, that you know it. I just don't get that those 737s and everything else. We fly all the time. The Airbus pilots never come on. We're just a few pounds away from max capacity here, folks. We're gonna have to jettison some sodas like it's. We're fine. Those planes can handle all that weight and plus some. I've seen America getting on a plane if they're not worried about our weight. Our bags aren't bad either. It has to be about the people down there that don't want to lift more than 50 pounds without some union rule. That has to be it.

[Unknown]

Was it you or was it somebody else talking about those little puddle jumper planes where they actually have to set the weight on each side of the plane.

[Brady Bogan]

Now that I was on once, going from SA San Juan to the Virgin Islands and the pilot said that he goes, we need a few. Because everybody sat on one side. Gives me a few. You guys scoot over a little bit. And then one big guy got up. Not you, not you. You stay put. You're the ballast. You're our counter. You, you and you counter him by sitting over there. It's like, what, this plane can't handle it if we're all. No, it's just better for the pilot if we're all kind of even up. That made sense to me. It was a little prop plane. There's like 18 seats total. One of the dudes was six. It was Fat Steve, like he's 490. So we had to have two 200 pounders on one side to kind of counter out his. And then a lady, like a woman. And then he was allowed to have a couple kids on his side. It was weird and it made me nervous. And then, you know, you go flying over the ocean, you know, in Roberto Clemente's plane, and you're like, all right, here we go, John.

[Unknown]

They should weigh people before flying and display the weight over them while they fly. Fly. That way you can shame people for being pigs.

[Brady Bogan]

You know where they kind of do it. And it's awesome. And it is related to flight. That ifly skydiving place.

[Unknown]

Oh, really?

[Brady Bogan]

You hop on a scale and it. It throws your weight up there. And then. And then when you get in there, the fan reacts to your weight. So like it knows who's next. Susan, you're next. And my fan, like for. I don't remember the settings, but let's say, you know, a 200 pound guy. My fan was blown at like a six out of ten. There was a lady after me and she was a lot of me and more. And she just laid on the net on the bottom. And that fan, but it's just red.

[Unknown]

Had to kick it up a little bit.

[Brady Bogan]

She's just kind of barely hovering above the net. Then she'd fall back onto the net. She didn't float much. Hilarious. Like, because everybody else is like. Like immediately or like 8ft near you're spinning her. She couldn't get her off the ground. And she had the fan sets at like. Mine's at a 6. Hers was at a 9.7. It's like almost max.

[Unknown]

They had to call Palo Verde and have them start pushing up the power at the nuclear power.

[Brady Bogan]

The lights were. Somebody don't use the micro microwave. She's almost up. All right. Hope you had a good time there. Great time. Like you got off the ground almost an inch.

[Unknown]

Lights dim.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Oh, everything. It was like. Yeah. Whole thing anyway. Yeah. It's kind of strange. Beyond all this. Let's not forget that I was named man of the Year. Human of the year, they say over at the Arizona Pet Project on Saturday. Don't want to belabor it. Once again, I say it. Many, many wonderful people have won this award. And also John Jay. It's a wonderful thing. It's an honor. I was so happy for the event. Not necessarily my partner, but they had such a beautiful event. They did such a nice job and that was great. And I just thought to myself, my God, I'm in such great company and John Jay to be at this. And then I got an email from a guy today and said, was that Suns game last night? Didn't see you, but I saw John Jay and he was wearing a shirt that said John Jay and Rich on it. And that you don't do that is not kosher. You don't wear your own band's T shirt. I don't go anywhere with Holmberg's Morning sickness shirts on ever. Unless it's a station event where people are like, do you work here? Like, I'm supposed to be dressed in a uniform. Like, yeah, I did the homework thing. The 98's on here. Because we're at a 98k. I don't go wandering around in shirts with my face on it that says kupd. Now, I did make the joke of movies I've. I've not been in to see if anyone noticed those movie posters that I've replaced the main star with me. It's hilarious. But I would never have a Holmberg's morning sickness shirt on and be me. And walking around in public, it just begs for. It's sad. It's a sad thing. He's a recipient also of this award that I won.

[Unknown]

Was he at it? Was he at the event?

[Brady Bogan]

Many, many wonderful people have won it. And also John Jay. So I'm very happy to have been part of that. Very nice. And when I say that, here's the. Here's what makes me human of the year. Listen to this email says, John. It's been ages since I emailed you, but I had to today. I changed jobs, so I haven't been able to listen as much. But you've greatly impacted my life. Well, that's what the human of the year does. You help me process my rapes. Well, that's where I come in. Today is the 35th anniversary of the day I was gang raped. I never thought I would feel peace on this anniversary, and yet I do today, partly and thanks to you. You helped me process what I went through, referred me to a great counselor who helped me make peace with it. I can't thank you enough for the role you played in my healing. Even though I don't get time to listen as much as I want, I will always be a fan. Thank you for impacting my life. Sincerely. Name I won't mention. That's right. Brady. That's right, that email. And I challenge any of you today to go through all of your emails over the past however many years and find the one that says, thanks for helping me through my gang rape. I bet you I'm the only one in the world that's got that.

[Unknown]

I don't think Beth's dealing with this right now.

[Brady Bogan]

So first for me, thank you so much for helping me cope with my gang rape. Morning show, fart guy. Oh, you're welcome. It's the least I could do. That threw me back a little bit. But then I realized and I just remember I Closed my eyes and I thought of the award I got that said Human of the Year. And this is the type of thing, these are the types of emails I'm gonna start getting now as Human of the Year. Prior to that, you know, before it was acknowledged that I was Human of the Year, people getting gang raped like crazy had nowhere to turn. Now I am a safe place for gang rape victims.

[Unknown]

Thanks for being you.

[Brady Bogan]

You know what? Thanks, Brett. Thanks for knowing. I don't wanna make light of it. Sounds like a rough time 35 years ago. I don't know what to say. And not happy anniversary. That's probably not the right thing, but glad I could help. I'm glad I could help. I've emailed with her several times. I didn't realize I was. I was helping, but I did. Brady, this is what Human of the Year does. Go through all your emails, Brady, good work. You probably haven't deleted one email since we've worked here. Go back right back to 2001 and see if anybody's ever said, hey, Brady, thanks for getting me through my gang rape. It's a tough. It's very rare to hear those words, but yet I hear that them directly. The email says in subject, thank you, exclamation points. And I'm like thinking, hey, I want Deftones tickets from you. Thank you so much. It was. I listen all the. Nope. Thanks for helping me through my gang rapes. Now on with the show. And if any of you have been gang raped, please, by all means. [e-mail] evidently get you right through there. You helped me with my rapes, boy, I didn't expect that. I don't get. Especially when you start it with, I don't get to listen as much as I'd like because I just switched jobs. That happens. I get that. You know, that that start to an email happens a lot. I've been listening for a long time. Don't get to listen like I used to. I just switched jobs. So it's stuff. Anyway, just want to say thank you for helping me through rapes. Never been said. Yeah. Right now, Brett, go through your email, see if you got one of those. I bet you don't.

[Unknown]

Damn it.

[Brady Bogan]

I bet. You know, and I also think that I'm. I'm more right than I'm wrong about the Gene Hackman thing. It's getting weirder and weirder and weirder. They're checking cell phones now to see if there was anything said that I think they're kind of at A loss as to why these people are dead. And then I get a guy who.

[Unknown]

Emailed the daughter, made the point that his wife made him live a lot.

[Brady Bogan]

Longer then he wanted to.

[Unknown]

Well, I don't know about wanted to, but she said she put him on the strict diet.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

And if it wasn't for that, he wouldn't have been, you know, now he's. Next thing you know, he's 95.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And he also had a horrible heart, which is why he stopped working. He said, I have to focus on my heart. My doctor said my heart's a mess. This is 20 years ago. 20 plus years ago. And evidently his heart did okay because he. Less than 95. A guy emailed, says, bro, this crap with Hackman's getting really strange. I bet his old ass died. And the wife, because she's Japanese, committed suicide. Is that a thing? You got a Japanese wife and you die, they kill themselves. He said. I asked my wife, who is Japanese born and raised there, if she would do the same thing, and she said, no, I'd probably go on vacation. So she's Americanized F me. Yeah. But I don't know that that's a commonality. Is it?

[Unknown]

I haven't heard that.

[Brady Bogan]

No. How many times would you fake your death if you had a Japanese wife just. Oh, my God, she's driving me nuts. I'll just pretend I'm dead.

[Unknown]

Yeah. Back in the day, if you were a Viking chieftain or something, a lot of times the wife would kill herself.

[Brady Bogan]

Why wouldn't they just kill? You?

[Unknown]

Sacrifice. Or they would.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, it's not suicide. That's different. Like, if you die, they decide, you know what?

[Unknown]

I'm going with them.

[Brady Bogan]

Valhalla, they throw themselves in probably because they know the village is going to kill them. Because, you know, they didn't have any rights back then, but this is now. I don't know that Gene Hackman's wife was, like, so Japanese, you know, like back to the. You know, the year two.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

When women were so loyal to their husbands that when they died, you'd kill yourself. I mean, I don't think. But again, if that was a tradition, there'd be dudes learning. We'd be playing Possum A Like the second Brady got that phone call. Mom just called the frontier front desk lady. A. And then Brady would. Brady would just. I'm just gonna play pretend dead. Maybe she'll kill herself. Oh, I'd be playing dead 10, 12 times a day. I know you're not really dead. Damn it. I gotta get some pills that slow my heart down, make it think since then she has to kill herself. That should be a rule. That Romeo and Juliet thing, I thought you ladies thought that was romantic. And can't live without your Romeo, so you die.

[Unknown]

Yeah. To me, it makes sense on the Gene Hackman thing that. That his heart could have just stopped. Sure, it's. What did she do?

[Brady Bogan]

They killed her. The kids killed her. The kids killed her. I know exactly how this went down, and I'm more right than I've ever been. They had a meeting about a month ago. Dad is on his last legs, gang. And that bitch is about to get all of it. He's 95. He's lived a good life. What do we do? Going, I don't know, let's go over there and, like, pillar up or do something scary.

[Unknown]

Something happens to you, you know, Gene, the one dog is going to go nuts. So I'm going to put him in the kennel.

[Brady Bogan]

Put the dog in the kennel because the Japanese woman might fight back. We can't have that loyal dog start biting us. They'll know. So they kenneled up the dog. How's everything? Oh, he's gone. He's gone. The minute they call, say, your father's gone, come say, leave him there. We're gonna come say goodbye. They go over, they off, they off the bra, dump the pills, keep the. Forget the dog's still in the kennel. They blew that one. That was bad. And they're like, somebody will find him eventually. Say goodbye to dad and leave, knowing dad doesn't have any cameras inside or outside of the house. This is a kid hit that Will's gonna go all to him. But I do like the idea that Courtney emails and says Japanese chicks are known to kill the themselves when their husbands died. That's first time hearing of it. If that were true, we'd all be wanting a Japanese woman. I would have you call, is Yamamoto there? This Yamamoto, John's dad. You need to do the right thing. And then I'd come home for my weekend in, you know, Palm Springs. Like, did she do it? Sure did. My God, I gotta move on. I gotta find me another Japanese lady. Yeah, there'd be Japanese ladies falsely committing suicide in honor. Can't have that. And then there's the other thing that happened on Friday, which everybody's asking. This says, John is United States veteran. I was embarrassed and ashamed the way Trump and Zelinsky were and the way Zelensky was treated at that scripted attack. Trump put his hands On Zaliski, I nearly jumped out of my seat. No pants. No man puts hands on me to control an argument, to make it all about. Thank you. And a bow down to me was disgusting. I voted for Trump in 16, but not in 20 or 24. And I can't believe how they won't even compromise and listen to the other side. Not just Zelensky, but every opposing media outlet. It's tyrannical rule. It's not the American way. And for the first time, I actually enjoy people protesting when they yell advance and musk. And I say, yeah, that's. You're entitled to that opinion. Here's what I think everybody's missing about this. Those leaders sit in rooms that don't have media and evidently fight constantly. I remember Reagan saying, they just wait.

[Unknown]

Until three hours later they come out of there.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, they always go to the Oval Office after, and then the media will go, well, evidently, there was a tense exchange that happened in the. They came out, no deal was made. This did not go well. You know, there were those things when Gorbachev and Reagan went into the thing and they came out and you're like, you can see it on their faces. This did not go well. And you watch the old Reagan documentary that it got heated. This is the first time it happened in front of the kids. We got to see dad fight in front of the kids. We saw dad at work for the first time. And it wasn't pretty, but they even said that Biden and Zelensky got into heated arguments on the phone, which I'd have killed to hear. And then, like, you know, it's a concert. When you go and ask somebody for $150 billion, you better have something, you know, coming back in return that diplomatically horrible. Look terrible. But for the most part, we just got to witness what usually goes on behind closed doors. These two decided to air it out in front of us, and it reminded me a lot of the WNBA when they bitch about money. And the NBA is like. Like, all I do is pay for. You show up. You should quit telling everybody that. You, You. You deserve this. At least acknowledge the fact that we're funding you. You're not standing on your own. But, yeah, it was ugly. But I think that's the stuff that we don't see all. I talked to Sal, to Ciccio when I did the war room on ktr, and he goes, those meetings get hot, but we don't see it. But now that it was on tv, you're like, oh, this happens in politics. Constantly. People are yelling at each other. They're saying, horrible. Brady and his wife just had it at Frontier Airlines. You lose your mind. But if you're sitting there and you're arguing over hundreds of billions of dollars and war, I would want it to get a little heated. I want somebody to stand up and go, why are we doing this again? And if the dude who's asking for money gets slightly uppity. Think about it. If a friend at work asks for money, and let's say he hit you up for 50 bones, you know, he's going through some tough times. You hit him with the 50. Then he comes back a few weeks later, and he goes, look, it's not. Still, I need another 50. All right, start getting that together over there. I don't know. Are you going to. Is this going well? Not really. It's not going that well. So my funding. Is this going to work if I keep giving you money, or is this just throwing good money, chasing bets? Yeah, just give me the 50 bucks. And then he comes back a few months later and says, yeah, it's not good. I need another $50. It's like, well, I need to start seeing some receipts or some results, but.

[Unknown]

We'Re fighting for you.

[Brady Bogan]

And then he looks and he goes, look, just give me the $50. It's like, no, we're not talking to each other like this. You're already deep into me. So I think it got to the point where we saw it. I don't. I don't think the Zelensky Trump thing was unusual. I just think it was the first time we got to see it. And that's what diplomacy's supposed to be. They're supposed to come out, shake hands, put on a good face, and say, this is why it didn't work out. And then the media is supposed to say, oh, it got crazy in there. We're only hearing about it. But aides and, you know, sources tell me it got loud, and there was some yelling and some, you know, but this happened in front of us.

[Unknown]

We're loaning that or giving that money. Let's try to, you know, the mineral thing comes into play.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, it's the deal.

[Unknown]

Let's.

[Brady Bogan]

But they didn't make the deal.

[Unknown]

And then they're like, no, we've got more leverage. If you want this mineral, I want more.

[Brady Bogan]

But that's the point.

[Unknown]

And that's where it's.

[Brady Bogan]

In a negotiation in a private room, all that could have happened. And screaming and yelling, we want this. You want that. You're trying to make a deal. The deal didn't happen. It bleeds out into the room and then they start fighting in front. I bet you in that room, prior to that talk, there were just. They were about there. It was going to come to blows.

[Unknown]

You can. I mean, there's 50 minutes, as I understand it.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it went on.

[Unknown]

Of. You can listen in on that whole thing.

[Brady Bogan]

And yeah, you can watch that completely.

[Unknown]

Sets the line of the little five minute exert that we had that I saw on Friday.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, they showed the whole thing multiple times. And if you watch it, you're like, okay, there's a couple of grown men arguing over what could potentially be a massive war slash massive funding situation. And I think they just got done fighting. You know, you fight with your wife or something in private, and then you have to go to dinner with everybody.

[Unknown]

Been there, done that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, we've all been there. We've had the big fight. And then you got to pretend in front of other people that it's okay, nobody's buying it, but on the rare occasion that you're trying to pretend she says something anyway, you're like, that's it. I'm doing this in front of people. It's the same thing that just happened. They just had the fight in front of their friends at dinner where they came in. They came in a little ugly.

[Unknown]

I was supposed to go to lunch after that.

[Brady Bogan]

They canceled it, right? Oh, yeah. Because it was like, I'm done with this guy. Yeah, but if you fight with Ronnie and you had dinner with me and you show up and like, hey, what's going on? I'm like, oh, I can feel this.

[Unknown]

And then Ronnie, we're not gonna get into it here.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And you don't say anything. You're trying to play pretend, but I can feel it. And then Ronnie says something like, well, if somebody I was married to wasn't a jackass, oh, we're doing this here. Okay, fine. And now I get to see it. Oh, it changes everything. Everybody knows people have haymakers at home, but when you do it in front of the friends and family, it becomes just like, all right, all right, all right. Not here, not here. We had that. It was entertaining. And Trump nailed it. In the middle of it when he goes, you know what? Great tv. And he knew. I know this is going to be great tv. He knew. But I think we as society and we as the citizens need to sit back and not act like this is rare. I think there's fighting going on in there. I'm hoping there's fighting going on in there all the time. I want some dude coming in here begging for $150 billion to prove he gets it. This one said. John, I'm also a veteran, and I'd like to apologize for the words of that vet who emailed. Sad to see how much weakness there is in our military now, but on that, I'm happy to see it's being forced out again. Thank you, Dictator Trump. Make that military great again. Don't you military guys start fighting back and forth. Yeah, I just. I watched that whole thing, and I'm like, everybody's gonna lose their minds over this. But the bottom line is this stuff happens all the time. We just never get to see it. It was ugly, and it probably shouldn't have happened the way it did, but it did, and now we know. And I think, you know, I think Trump definitely was like, hey, if you want to do this, I'll just show how tough I actually can be in a negotiation room.

[Unknown]

It's part of negotiating sometimes.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it gets heated in car dealerships.

[Unknown]

Two or three times you want to.

[Brady Bogan]

Go buy an Accord, and the guy won't budge. You might fight with him for a minute. Now, wait a minute. You set out in the lot. We were going to get all this for you. What are you. The docking fees you said you'd get. Well, I can't get rid of. Boss won't let me. Well, you're a liar. I've had my dad fight with car salesmen over negotiations, not World War Three, and he lost it, and he asked me to leave the room. And you could still hear him barking. It happens.

[Unknown]

I'm sure Trump basically told Zelensky before they walked out. All right, F Ron and find out. Here's what's gonna happen.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep, that FAFO thing starting to pop up a lot. The fafo? Yeah. Don't lip at me. I know we just had at it, but don't you lip at me. That was, you know, boy, was it entertaining. Whichever side you're on, like, ooh, this is kind of fun to watch. I was too busy at home helping people through their gang rapes. That's what I negotiate.

[Unknown]

Nice.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Thank you, Brady. Thank you. You know, it is nice if you ever have any. But, Brady, if you ever have any, you're like, oh, you've been gang ranked. Here's John's number. Text me and say, I need you to help another one. I didn't realize I had that kind of skill. But being human of the year, evidently feel pretty Good about that. Pretty strong. I didn't use your name because I'm classy, but yeah, this one says I've never been gang raped. But I've listened to your show through some tough times and you've helped me out. Your jokes or your jokes and funny voices make me laugh on tough days. Your comedy reminds me to allow to reminisce and relive all my non consensual rapes. Sign, Nathan Sutherland. You know what, Nate? Even here for you. Yeah, it's just strange. I found the whole weekend to be very odd. Like it was just, I think people didn't like watching mom and dad fight. I don't think we've ever seen it like that before, but we've seen those moments when, you know, Obama evidently is kind of a hard ass in rooms. I could yell at people a lot. I talked to Major Garrett when I did the Caliendo podcast. Major Garrett was one of the guests and he dressed him down once and he said, I said, what's it feel like when the president points at you and basically goes, I'm coming for you right now. And he goes, you've heard the phrase butthole, tighten up. I'm like, yeah, I have, Major Garrett, but not from you. And he said, yeah, I. I got tight. And he said, and it was on TV in the press room and he came down on me and he goes, you know what? He was right. I had made the mistake of hitting a nerve knowing that he'd just been through a bad thing. And I tapped it and I tapped it to see if he would react the way he did. And I didn't expect him, actually. And he said, he tore me up. And he said, you know what my job was at that point? Sit there and take it. This is the President of the United States. Wasn't happy with the way I was talking to him and I had to eat that.

[Unknown]

I can't imagine Obama being like that.

[Brady Bogan]

Obama. And then so we looked up, we looked up the clip and Obama, you know, eloquently destroyed Major Garrett. And it was, you know, it made him look good in the end. And Major Garrett said, my job is not to, is not to win that argument, is let him get everything out. I'm, I'm. It was a great. It's. But that's it. President gets mad in his house. He's allowed the bar catcher. He's like, you're dad, Brett. If I go to your dad's house and I owe him money and I start mouthing off and catch him on the wrong day, you're gonna talk to me like that? You owe me $400. You're gonna talk to me like that. So I got. Oh, I'm in his house. This could be bad.

[Unknown]

Yeah. He's into you deep.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

And he's like, why would you have the nerve to ask me to do this?

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[Unknown]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You know it's true. In that man's house, you don't start mouthing off. You mind your P's and Q's.

[Unknown]

So you've promised me this deal three times.

[Brady Bogan]

That's the thing. But it was fun to watch, man. So, John, I don't like talking politics, but I think you taught me years ago that it's performance art. Trump said, no, not more than 24 hours later, UK cuts Ukraine a check out of spite. Yeah. Which was the whole goal. Get somebody else to pay for this.

[Unknown]

And they said, please, Zelensky, you need to apologize. You guys need to make it up. Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't even think it's politics. I think it's. It is politics, but I don't think this. This was just watching a couple of guys fight in a spot.

[Unknown]

You're like, did he apologize? I didn't.

[Brady Bogan]

He went on. He went on a few.

[Unknown]

The next day, he kind of.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, an hour later, he ran over to Fox News and sat on Brett Bear show and started to talk. I didn't see it, but, like, somebody in his corner said, you need to fix this now.

[Unknown]

We'll work this out.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, because he doesn't care. Like, that other dude that was yelling at you there basically said, yeah, all right. Go fight your fight. See you.

[Unknown]

Well, it's like he said, I hold all the cards. Basically.

[Brady Bogan]

It's. It's not very diplomatic, but, yeah, it's crazy. So I'm getting all the thank yous, John. Dear John, thank you for helping me throw my gang bangs. You're welcome. I'm good for that, too. Not gang rape. Consensual gang bang. 7, 18. What a weekend. I just hope Cooper Dejon had a good time last night getting, you know, treated like he's. You know, he should have been the grand marshal of the Fiesta bowl parade, the way they treated him last night. Soundly. Boo. Anybody? I just don't understand. I don't understand it.

[Unknown]

He's gonna be as Prada Del Sol this year.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, he's gonna. Yeah. He's gonna be riding ponies, running up and down Scottsdale Road. No ties to the city whatsoever. There's that. Cooper to John. We love You. And you know why? Because there's no championship rings. Nobody knows how to be a champion here. Everybody looks at champions like that's a thing. There isn't one. If this city had a couple championships, you wouldn't be celebrating other teams. I hated it. I hated it last night. And I especially hated it because, yeah, like Alex, this emailer says we're a city of woo. Girls. He's cute. It doesn't matter. There's no, like, ties. Put him on the screen. Everybody's woo. Like, okay, he's not gonna have sex with any of you. Maybe you. I'll keep an eye on that. Brett, what do you got on the big board of musical treats this morning?

[Unknown]

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[Brady Bogan]

Go to actionrideshop.com by the way, it's that lady's 35th anniversary of her gang rape. It's my 40th anniversary from being hand raped by Steve, the fat Mexican at the Rah Rah Room. And then again, that's a copper blues after very handsy. 490 pounds of Mexican hand. You feel every bit of that. You know those people that, like you said, like, I'm very. I will say you're too close to me. When somebody's too close to you, you know, they have that. They don't. He can't help it. £490. You're close to everybody. But we're standing in this little semicircle around an edge of a bar. And I'm kind of leaning on the bar. My friend Brian's there. He's leaning on the bar. And then Steve, the fat Mexican, it just stands between us. And I'm like, well, there's three of us and we're all trying to have a conversation. Now. I can't see one third of this group because fat Steve is standing between.

[Unknown]

Us like an eclipse.

[Brady Bogan]

So, yeah, so I said, steve, take a step back. Like, you're screwing up the dynamic here, huh? Like, you gotta realize what you're. So I did it. Not two seconds later, Fat Steve's leaning on that counter in between everybody again. I'm like, hey, know your role. Don't you see people backing up when you. I don't understand. Closed talkers. Don't you see when people back up when you're there? I know Brett's aware of it. Like, if I. If you started to walk towards me and I started to back up, you'd be like, oh, I must be doing something wrong. Like, I'm no. Fat Steve. Kept. I'm leaning up against this bucket of fruit, and I'm like, now I'm in everybody else's way. I was in a spot. Now you've pushed me. Get out of the step back. When you realize I'm doing it. It must have happened eight times. Then he puts his hand on my back, and he goes, you give me a hard time all night. I'm like, right? And then his hand slid down and grabbed my ass. Like, steve, what are we doing here?

[Unknown]

I went for it.

[Brady Bogan]

Doug called me yester. Were you mad at Fat Steve? He goes, always worried you're going to flame him on the air on Monday. I'm like, not flame him. I'm going to expose him. And not in a way that would make everybody uncomfortable, which would be to take off his shirt. I'm saying, you know, you just have to expose. Make people aware when they're socially awkward and messing up the dynamic of the place. And nobody sets up a dinner table where everybody just sits straight in a row. It's like that Jesus painting. There's no way that's how they all were going to eat.

[Unknown]

It was.

[Brady Bogan]

No. You go side by side.

[Unknown]

The people on the end have no idea.

[Brady Bogan]

No chance. No chance. What's going on with the. I mean, Christ is talking, and I'm seven down on the. I can't see a thing. There's Fat Steve. There's Judas. I can't see anything.

[Unknown]

And you're on the end and you're out of it completely. Good chance you're the one that gets stuck with the bill.

[Brady Bogan]

Did he say wretched or the meek? What's he saying? No, blessed. Damn it.

[Unknown]

Judah, sit down. I can't hear him.

[Brady Bogan]

Can. Can I make a suggestion that some of us sit on the other side of the table? No, we all face this way. It never happens. It's just a. It's just not a social dynamic or.

[Unknown]

Remember the history of the world.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. When they did everybody on this side. Yeah.

[Unknown]

You have to check to him. He's got all the silver.

[Brady Bogan]

When people talk to each other, they congregate in circles. Nobody goes, all right, everyone, there's five of us. Let's have a conversation. And then they just line up. Five across. It's not a thing. Fat Steve didn't understand that. Cooper De Jean did. And that's why he gets such a big applause. So it is my 48 hour anniversary of being sort of gang raped by. It's gang rape if it's over £400, that's 2. So that's at least. Yeah, I got gang raped by fat Steve Fat mix. And he said, you in the middle of it, he goes, you don't remember me, do you? I'm like, yeah, I saw you at a diamondback scan. He goes, you remember what happened? And I'm like, if I recall correctly, your wife had to make you leave because you kept grabbing my dick. No, no, no, no. Just once. Like, that's too many for me. I run a threshold of zero.

[Unknown]

Might as well be a thousand times.

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly. That means. Look, I run a nightly threshold of stranger dick grabbings. At zero, you don't open up.

[Unknown]

Look, you each get one.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, everybody, you know the rules. If you're gonna grab it, now's the time. I'll stand here and take my grabbins and then you get back to your business. That's it. If I catch any of you going back for seconds, there's gonna be trouble. Nope. I run a zero policy. And I also run a zero policy reciprocating that. I promise you that if we go out, there's a 0% chance I'm going to randomly grab your genitals.

[Unknown]

Oh, thank God.

[Brady Bogan]

Zero. And at one point, I looked at him, I said, how's a man your size get so sloppy drunk? So fat? What are you talking about? Like, you should be outpacing all of us. Get your hand away from my penis. But he's worried. He was worried this morning I was going to flame him. And I'm like, no, you wouldn't do that. Dick grabbing, fat Mexican Steve. I wouldn't flame you. He was fun. Looks like he's worried that you hate him. I'm like, I found him to be endlessly entertaining. Little handsome. Not a big fan of that part, but I can handle it. I can handle it. We said you were giving him a hard time about, like, standing on top of you. Well, somebody needs to do it. He goes, he does get a little close. I'm like, why don't you say anything, Doug? But it was fun. We had a good time. It was very fun. And then I got to watch Doug Hopkins sleep on the couch again, which I've never seen anything like that. That man can sit down with no head support at all. And his head's moving around like he got like, it. Like he lost a tendon. And he sleeps through the holes. It's amazing. I gotta get video of this eventually. And all I'm thinking is he's just thinking of, you know, escrow numbers and houses. He's just so busy thinking about buying houses.

[Unknown]

Maybe starts counting.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah. It's like little man Tates inside his head and just numbers are flying around. He passes out. It's crazy. Sorry, Brett, what do you got?

[Unknown]

Let's see. On the list, we got Terror for Dave's birthday. Avenge Sevenfold, Static X. I'm with Stupid for Devin Booker. The Ghost inside Silver chair. Pantera walk for Zelensky, the Warning corn. And today's the 39th anniversary of Master of Puppets, so leper messiah on there, Orion. And just imagine the title track four.

[Brady Bogan]

Years after that came out, that lady got gang raped. Wow. Shares an anniversary. It's not on any lists, I don't think. Like, who you share a birthday with. I don't think there's a lot of that, what, on this day in history kind of stuff. Yours wins. Any anniversary of a gang rape kind of trumps the whole. Oh, it's also when Metallica released it. We're gonna. We're gonna go and put that on the back burner for a minute. Gang rape 1. Metallica released 2. This Jonathan says, hey, when did we start calling Brady Fat Steve? Now, that's not nice, man. Whose birthday, Dave?

[Unknown]

One of the listeners. Nobody.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, nobody in the band is what I'm saying.

[Unknown]

Come on.

[Brady Bogan]

One of the listeners a nobody. It's somebody in the band.

[Unknown]

No, no.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it's our guy. Listen, one of our listeners.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Nobody in the band you mentioned, right? Yeah. Not one of our listeners a nobody, but let's be honest. Come on. What's Dave doing? Yeah, I like Terror, but let's go with. Geez, there's a couple of good ones up there I'm with. Stupid's pretty solid because Booker's got a deal with Boudin Holzer. Oh, that Sun's team walk for Zelensky is pretty. All right, let's do a little Pantera walk for Zelinsky. That was a tough. You know, I got to give him credit. Walking out of there with his head held high, that feeling. And he's smiling and shaking hands when he got kicked out. Never heard of that before.

[Unknown]

The end of it, Trump's like, walk on home, boy.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, all right. I'd love to hear Trump do that. You know what to do. Walk on home, boy. Yes. I think Trump doing panto well. And also this is also for our friend Ron Wolfley, who we don't know hardly at all, but he's been part of the show without knowing it. He's stepping away from Cardinals broadcast. He just announced he's retiring. He does this song on his radio show a lot to kind of get him amped up. Walk on home, Vladimir. Oh, that's good stuff. I like that. That's Pantera for you, Vlad. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully ECT. Still streaming Homburg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com Beautiful Monday. Just gorgeous. I'll tell you that. Spring training's in full effect. That crowd yesterday, I was packed up, packed full, says John. I'm glad you're here for us all because I feel like I get gang raped every time I hear Toledo's high pitched, annoying nasal voice start to say the same thing you just said. Paula's a Toledo hater. You know what? I'll try to keep you from being gang raped by Toledo's words. Those you just joining us as Human of the year, I've now been. You know, it never ends for us Humans of the year. Brett, you get an award and then I wish I knew you won't. Probably ever. It's hard to win it. So many good people have won it. And also John Jay. But I want it. And then I get an email right away Saying it's the 35th anniversary of my gang rape and if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have made it. Helped her through. That said, and I got one says, Dear greatest Human of the year of all time, I met with a girl on Saturday and she's slobbering all over my stuff and then she wanders on down to the back door. Well, thanks to you, greatest human of the year of all time, I've taken your advice. I make sure it's always clean down there. You go to the number two, you hop in the shower right after she had no problem doing her thing back there. And thank you, greatest human of the year of all time. I thought of you while it happened and a smile rang from my face. All the life lessons you've sent us, Devin. That's right. You never know when Rogue or Surprise Analangus is coming your way. You better be prepared. Always have her lunch packed and ready and clean. Always. Yesterday also at the baseball game, Brady, I saw to you because I walked by the island noodles. Nobody was there. Packed? Nope. And there was a giant vat of noodles in the middle just waiting to be served Up. Not really. And the dude's got a big like hockey stick and he stirs it and he literally looks at us and goes, eh, like no. No thank you. No. This vat of unused noodles that you've got waiting for everybody. Lines around the block for everything else. Island noodles, nobody. It's not baseball stuff, this one says John. Speaking of gang rape, this happened to me last year. If we're sharing. My wife and I went drinking with four of her friends. The night was going great. We all came back to the house. One thing led to another and I, I didn't realize what was going to happen, but I found myself tied up to a chair. My wife and her girlfriends all took turns on me. Was traumatizing this gang rape. Not because it happened, because it hasn't happened since. What do I do? Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's a gang rape. Why didn't that become a game gang trend? And then this one as we get into it, Mikey Mike says, I've never been raped physically. So I feel for your listener on their anniversary of their big rape. But I got a good idea of the confusion and terror that she probably went through because I've listened to a lot of Brady reports. Yeah, that's true. There's a lot of rape victims say it's similar trying to get Brady through his story. Anyway, it's time now for the Brady Report. All the news that only Brady knows. And it's brought to you by. How about this? There it is. All Pro Shade Concepts. You got that going on, Brady?

[Unknown]

Yes, sir.

[Brady Bogan]

That's at your house. You got those Arizona's best patio shades. We're in Arizona already getting hot. It's just now March and you got to have shade if you have an outdoor space. That's the new thing about real estate, by the way. As you're indoor outdoor living, your outdoor stuff should be livable space now. So if you got shade out there, it's awesome. All Pro Shade concepts. 20 years in the valley, they got Brady's house all hooked up with awnings and roll down patio shades and things like that. They can do that for you as well. It creates 20 plus feet of shade. That's pretty awesome. And they block out all that stuff. You can have a TV on your back patio without worrying about the glare. All Pro Shade Concepts, thank you for sponsoring the Brady Report. Brady Report.

[Unknown]

Good Monday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello world.

[Brady Bogan]

Hi.

[Unknown]

Happy simplify your life Day National. I want you to be happy day and National Cold cuts day.

Of course.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, sure I want you to be happy. Here's some cold cuts you just made. Brady Hat favorite cold cut.

[Unknown]

Brandy Work together?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

It's usually a ham.

[Brady Bogan]

Like the whole ham. It's not a cold cut. Really?

[Unknown]

Virginia ham. Sliced.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Not just off the bone, but as far as baloney.

[Unknown]

I'm over the baloney thing. Don't do baloney.

[Brady Bogan]

Napaloni. A cold cut?

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Is that what they do? I don't know what that means. It's all a deli.

[Unknown]

Meat and stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

Is that all it is? What about you? Salami. Of course. Yeah.

[Unknown]

Is there anything else?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Capicola. Yeah.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Get the gabagool. What isn't a prosciutt? Prosciutt. I think that's my.

[Unknown]

That's actually probably my favorite.

[Brady Bogan]

I think that's my favorite.

[Unknown]

Supersout's good too.

[Brady Bogan]

So, prasada for all us whites. He says that's what it is. The hell is that?

[Unknown]

It's like prosciutt.

[Brady Bogan]

I know it's prosciutto, but proschute. So Prasad. I love it. Why can't you guys just finish? Why?

[Unknown]

Why waste time?

[Brady Bogan]

It's your own words.

[Unknown]

Why waste time?

[Brady Bogan]

It's your.

[Unknown]

Just eat it.

[Dick Toledo]

It's awesome.

[Unknown]

It's so good. You want to get to it.

[Dick Toledo]

Mozzarella, right? No A's.

[Brady Bogan]

No so percent.

[Unknown]

I'm wasting time.

[Brady Bogan]

That stuff. I think I might go with that. Yeah. What's it called? For real?

[Unknown]

Supersop.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, for like humans.

[Unknown]

That's.

[Brady Bogan]

What's it called. If I go to, like, a butcher who's not Italian?

[Unknown]

I don't know. I don't go to those.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, God. Right? Yes. S, O, P. Rasada. So prasada. That's the Italian word, but Italians are like too many letters. We overdid that one. Yeah. Superset.

[Unknown]

Prosciutto.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a superset. Yeah. Prosciutto. Prosciutto. You want some? It's just one letter. You're dumping.

[Unknown]

Good sub mix.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. We've made it. Brady's masturbating. I'm sorry? What we'd done there when we were talking about.

[Unknown]

Give me a minute. So, Prasad, a couple of basis fun facts. The first lady of the United States does not have to be the President's wife. Other women have held the title when the President was a widow. Widow, widower or single. This happened at least 13 times.

[Brady Bogan]

Big Mike counts as First Lady.

[Unknown]

It's always been a female relative of the President. A sister, a niece, a daughter, and even a daughter in law.

[Brady Bogan]

Not always been a female 100 across the board. Some people argue that one wasn't.

[Unknown]

It's happened a lot more. It hasn't happened since in over 100 years, but the most recent was Margaret Wilson.

[Dick Toledo]

But it's happened a lot.

[Unknown]

Woodrow Wilson's daughter. She was 28 at the time. It's happened 13 times.

[Brady Bogan]

That's pretty good. By the way, with All Pro Shade sponsoring the Brady Report, somebody said, Scott Haynes said, here's the thing we're going to say now for the report says Brady Report sponsored by All Pro Shade. If you like staying in the dark.

[Unknown]

Let me see where this is going.

[Brady Bogan]

Then by all means, listen to the Brady Report brought to you by All Pro Shade.

[Unknown]

Keep shaded from facts.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, keep shaded. Stay in the dark. It's time for the Brady Report, brought to you by.

[Unknown]

According to NASA, the Las Vegas Strip is the brightest spot on Earth from space.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a pretty cool spot.

[Dick Toledo]

It's the Luxor, isn't it?

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, no, I mean, it's all lights, that whole thing. You watch that picture from space, you can Google it. That picture from space of Vegas is so cool because it's just a glowing bomb. It's not. You're not gonna see the sphere and like, like colors, but it's just this, it's beaming. Sphere's not, you know, it's not hurting throwing that beam up there, but so neat.

[Unknown]

Samuel L. Jackson only has one Oscar nomination and well over 100 films. He was nominated for best supporting Actor for Pulp Fiction, 1994. He lost to Martin Landau for Ed Wood.

[Brady Bogan]

Both great. Boy, those were the days. Oscars of movies everyone had seen. And that's the thing they kept saying last night, evidently, like, ah, nobody wants to go to movie theaters anymore. Like, okay, the reason why is because if it's not a Marvel movie, it's a three hour art house picture that I'm not. I just don't want to sit there for three hours, make a good 97 minute movie, a funny one like the Hangover or Old School or whatever. And occasionally bring me a comedy that's actually funny and doesn't have to slap me in the head about the environment or some sort of a social cause.

[Dick Toledo]

You see those movies at the Oscars, though.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I don't care about that. It'll make the other movies like you'd like. It gets you in the habit of being in the theater. So I used to go to the movies to watch a fun movie. And then like next week, oh, I hear this thing's Pretty amazing. Then you. Every time you go, it's either Marvel or crazy, sad arthouse picture that has some message in it. I don't necessarily always want a message. Sometimes I want, you know, Metallica to be playing and Will Ferrell to be stuffing old men in the back of a van as we're running around. That's just funny.

[Unknown]

There's apparently a new workplace term kicking around called task masking, which is where employees spend a lot of time and effort just trying to look like they're working hard, when in reality they're doing hardly anything. It's coming from the Gen Z workers. There are videos on TikTok that offer advice for task masking. Like walking fast with a laptop stuffed under your armpit or typing really loud.

[Brady Bogan]

Nope.

[Unknown]

It sounds a little corny, but some managers say that it's a trend they're actually seeing trickle into their work for workforce. The other says the task masking is getting so out of hand, but they're going to be careful because you could end up getting quiet fired.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, all these things that are stupid are getting in the forefront now.

[Unknown]

You might want a quiet quit first.

[Brady Bogan]

Which used to be just be you'd stop showing up. Right. That would just be called abandonment, dereliction of duties, quiet escort out of the building, quietly escorted out. And with your box of stuff. By the way, Sid, didn't Brady used to have a problem with shades? Oh, no, that was Shady McCoy. He thought all the shade, all the shades are the same. Hilarious. I didn't say it all.pro Shade Concepts.com. it is a great thing to get your backyard shaded up.

[Unknown]

Added about a thousand feet of shade in my patio.

[Brady Bogan]

A thousand feet of shade.

[Unknown]

30 by 12.

[Brady Bogan]

Are you all right?

[Unknown]

I'm trying to figure out.

[Dick Toledo]

It's 360 square feet.

[Unknown]

Yeah, 360. But the shade was coming in to the patio as well.

[Dick Toledo]

You've got a large backyard.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, a thousand square feet.

[Dick Toledo]

That's the footprint of my house, almost.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow, it's a lot of shade. You don't have any sun at all. You've blotted it out.

[Dick Toledo]

I was gonna say, is it like 17ft high now?

[Unknown]

It's 30 by 30. The shade.

[Brady Bogan]

The shade is. Yeah, it's pretty good.

[Unknown]

There's this dude from Delaware County, Pennsylvania. He's in trouble. Brian Steiner has been charged with multiple counts of sexual assault, threat of rape, indecent assault, false imprisonment. Guy works at two different optical shops. Official says he he lured customers back to the stores by offering free glasses in exchange for sexual acts.

[Dick Toledo]

Really Was he both genders, just non discriminate?

[Unknown]

Didn't say.

[Dick Toledo]

Come on back for some glasses.

[Brady Bogan]

Eyeglasses.

[Unknown]

Yeah. Further details have to be released.

[Brady Bogan]

It's actually not a bad idea. Wait a minute. I could spend $2,000 on these readers that are really nice, but I have to have them blow you. And you'll just do it for me. I'm gonna take that punch.

[Dick Toledo]

Sunglasses I just got.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm gonna take that punch.

[Unknown]

Further details have yet to be released, including the number of victims. They're also saying, ask anyone else to come forward, that this has happened to you as well.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but if you're walking around in free glasses and it happened to you, you got no. You got no beef. Yeah, it's that or you give the glasses back. If you start bitching and this guy's got to go to jail, you got to give the glasses back.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, you're saying they completed the transaction.

[Brady Bogan]

Aren't you culpable in this if you completed the transaction? Yeah, if I blow you and you give me something and then later I'm like, you made me do it too. And I'm looking at you 2020 through my new glasses, kind of in on it. I've never been to a glasses store where a guy actually makes me feel like, oh, I gotta get out of here. I'm gonna have to blow this guy. Just like that's something you choose to do.

[Unknown]

Yeah, the Ray Bans aren't worth it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well, if the deal's. Look, those glass lens Ray Bans are pretty expensive, and they're really nice. You save yourself 400 bucks, that's your.

[Unknown]

Other side coming out. Just saying, always looking for a bargain.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, there's that. Also homosexual. All right, I'll give you these, but you got to do something for me. What's that? I need you give me an Old Fashioned back here in the glasses shop for free glasses. Okay. Justin Tucker Eyewear.

[Unknown]

A customer at Citigroup was pleasantly surprised. He's getting a credit back from Citibank and The credit was $81 trillion. It was supposed to be $280.

It's a hell of a credit.

Evidently it's happened before.

[Dick Toledo]

His ATM limit was only a thousand.

[Unknown]

Yeah, there were ten near misses of one billion or more from Citi last year. That's down from 13 the year before. Last July, City was fined 136 million for insufficient progress in tracking these issues. 2020, it was fined 400 million for some risk and data failures.

[Brady Bogan]

They're not getting it done, are they?

[Dick Toledo]

Are they paying these fines? It doesn't sound like they're paying the fines.

[Unknown]

Yeah, they have.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, by the way, last night at the Rah Rah, room price is a little high at the Rah Rah. I'm not gonna lie to you. And at the end of the night, I had one drink, and my friend Jim had a Coke, right? This is at halftime. We had a couple drinks before the game. One drink. A couple drinks. We had a few drinks, but not there. Like, at that point, this bill was one drink and a Coke. End of the night, and she hands me my bill in the card, and it was $245. And. And I thought to myself, I can't say anything because maybe I did this. So I just start this. And the guy next to me goes, hey, that's my bill. And. Oh, thank God. I'm so jaded. I was so. Well, because I'm. I don't want to go drinking. It was just vodka soda. But I. Oh, I'm so used to the exorbitant prices that I thought maybe I owed some back money. Like, maybe they're getting me. They're hitting me up for something. There's a fee that. I don't know, like a membership. Like, you haven't been doing it right.

[Unknown]

Wilson, you owe me 45 for the coke.

[Brady Bogan]

Here's the other thing I found out. So Friday night, the girl behind the bar's name is Kiefer. She's very nice. And there's another guy who looks like he's the bartender from Tapper, and he's back there and getting the Bills, right? And then she. We did one bill, you know, before the game. Then after halftime, we go back, and second bill comes, and she goes. Just a reminder. She looks at me and she goes, the gratuities included. Mike, you say. You don't say that. How long has that been going on? The whole time. Oh. Oh, this has been. You guys have been doing very well off of me because I've been throwing a tip bomb at them, not realizing that they're already tacking on. I don't think I'm going to be as generous. Well, no, I'm just gonna. I'm gonna do it, but I'm gonna, Like, it's. I'm gonna wean off of it. So it doesn't look like I'm completely out, but I'm gonna wean back.

[Unknown]

They had to eventually tell you, right.

[Brady Bogan]

Because you've been really. You know, what's overdoing it.

[Unknown]

He's Gonna double tap it every time.

[Brady Bogan]

You gotta let me know that stuff.

[Unknown]

Scientists in the UK have created a new banana that stays fresh for 12 hours after being peeled. And even after 24 hours, this new variety will have 30% less browning than a traditional banana. Everything else is the same. The same taste, smell, sweetness and texture, just with edited genes. They say it isn't a GMO because they didn't introduce any foreign genetic material. They made changes to the bananas existing genes by disabling the ones that create the enzyme that browns the bananas. They'll launch later this month in several countries, including the US and Canada, but not in England yet, where it was invented. Britain currently bans the sale of genetically edited plants and fruits.

[Brady Bogan]

Huh.

[Unknown]

So we don't need send it over there. They'll eat it.

[Brady Bogan]

We're like, Mikey, Yes. Oh, if. If the. If the sentence ends with they'll eat it. Yeah, you're talking about the United States. They'll eat it.

[Unknown]

The latest fashion thing is plumbers crack. The fashion. It was in Milan, Italy. The Milan Fashion week was going on and Diesel jeans debuted. Its latest collection features extremely low cut jeans. Ass crack is out for both men and women. They have a picture of the walkway.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh. You know, at first, at first blush, you're like, this is great. And then you realize that 96% of people are ugly as sin. And you're gonna see the tops of their dirty, hairy asses everywhere.

[Unknown]

Yeah, These are just the models.

[Brady Bogan]

The models are gonna be great. And they're gonna make you think this. Look at that. I mean, that perfect 96%.

[Unknown]

I think you're a little light on that.

[Brady Bogan]

You're probably 98 and a half percent of people should not be showing any of the top of their ass. Look at the models here. Just absolute specimens of humanity. And their asses are out. That guy looks a little like he's gonna die. Holmberg's morning sickness. But then you start thinking about the average lady at Walmart walking around with some plumbers crack. And it's part of her plan. It's not a mistake. And the little patchy hair that's growing out of the top of that, she missed.

[Unknown]

You don't think anybody in this building's.

Gonna be wearing those intentionally.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no. We've got one station that'll be loaded up on and Dustin. Fine. You look fantastic.

[Unknown]

That hallway is a Runway.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it is. You better work it, girl. That's what I'm saying. But the rest of them, let's tug them up to your chest.

[Dick Toledo]

Now don't forget thrillers on that station now.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, God. Well, nobody would suspect that thriller's making a fashion movie. Do you saw how the poor cripple kid's pants are falling off? Should we tell him? No, he. He's going through enough.

[Unknown]

Looks like this thing is growing. It's the second annual Florida Man Games. Huge success. Over the weekend, some events, the evading arrest obstacle course. You escape from handcuffs, throw an alligator through a drive through window and steal a catalytic converter.

[Brady Bogan]

There were real alligators. Peter would be all over that.

[Unknown]

There's the weaponized pool noodle mud duel. You joust in a baby pool. The Florida sumo cage match with beer chug hurricane party prep. That one looks pretty cool. It's grocery aisle bra. Like medieval jousting but in shopping carts.

[Brady Bogan]

Are you in the cart?

[Unknown]

No one falls. You just fight it out for hurricane supplies.

[Brady Bogan]

We were. We were the inventors of that. Remember when we took Charlie and that Freddie and the late Freddy and we pushed them towards each other in carts? Well. Well then Freddie.

[Dick Toledo]

Freddie got away with from us.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, no.

[Dick Toledo]

Was going downhill.

[Brady Bogan]

We started to have a lot more fun just pushing them around in the carts and then letting them ghost drive. And then he hit a curve and broke his pelvis. He's dead. Okay, yeah, he's dead now. Oh, he loved it. But there's something. Look, homeless people love carts. That's for sure. Oh, here's something I didn't like. Remember that story I told you Friday about the lady Thursday that put her I'm homeless, please feed me sign on my car?

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Same intersection yesterday at 7th street and the I10 exit. There's a lady there. She's got her sign up like that's not the same one that touched my car. But behind her, homeless guy gets up off the ground and above his. He just starts waving a nine iron around. I'm like, oh boy. I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. Somebody gave him a golf club.

[Dick Toledo]

Were you trapped in the turn lane?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I'm waiting for the light. Luckily the light turned right as I saw him. But he's whipping around like a lasso. He's got it in the air like, who was the that said, I don't have any food or money, but I'm not using this. Callaway if you'd like. And he fires over. And it was a. It was an iron. Yeah, he was doing the walk, but his. His body's doing like some crazy shake dance because he'd lost his mind. But he was homeless.

[Unknown]

Tiger Woods.

[Brady Bogan]

He was Seconds prior. He was seconds prior to me seeing him laying on the ground either asleep or and he popped up, you know ready for a. You know, a couple shots from 100 in. I've never seen a homeless guy with a golf club before. It was horrifying.

[Unknown]

Actually that would be the other way around. It would be eland she was the one that swung.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah yeah. I don't know. It didn't matter. It's neither Brady. It's a homeless guy. I expect Tiger woods and Elon to have clubs. If I'd say oh that's Elin Norger Gurgen and she's got a golf club. That makes sense. Last thing you'd expect to see is an unhoused which somehow is better than homeless waving around his nine iron. I mean at the very least get that over to play it again sports and get a couple meals out of it. I got a 9 iron to sell ya. Okay. Okay.

[Dick Toledo]

Is there any of those left?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. There's gotta be a pawn shop. Somebody will take that off your hands. I get re grooved a new grip on it. It's probably a decent club.

[Unknown]

Call Byron up.

He'll.

He'll take care of that.

[Brady Bogan]

I wonder if you try to give a homeless guy like here I'm giving you this nine iron. It's a pin seeker. No thanks. Oh, I want a tailor made.

[Unknown]

Got a couple of radio videos. The first one happened in Columbus Circle, Manhattan. Two workers not secured with safety lines were rescued from their. Their dangling on one of those scaffoldings. The window washing.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

The wind grabs a hold of the.

[Brady Bogan]

Whole thing and smashes window whipping the washers. Oh my God. There. Yeah. They're on a free ride. Oh my God. It's hitting the building. High winds and shattering a window, sending shards of glass hundreds of feet below as two workers held on for life. Yeah. What a cruddy gig. Wow. Wow wow wow.

[Unknown]

We won.

[Brady Bogan]

Often think to myself maybe I should look up. God forbid. The two window washers had become trapped in high winds. Their scaffolding then dangling high above west 50. We've got to have a better plan than this. A high wind factor blowing into the building. There's glass pretty much raining all over the sidewalk. Yeah. Doesn't it does. Isn't there a. There's got to be somebody working on an invention that's better than the way we wash windows. There has to be like has to be a better way.

[Unknown]

I thought I saw we don't runs down like a rail kind of along the building.

[Brady Bogan]

But don't know, there's just maybe something buildings can have on them that each window has, like a little squeegee on top. And it hits a button and just goes over. And it's expensive, but it can't be more expensive than that mess they got.

[Unknown]

Next. Radio videos. Little gymnastics parallel bar.

[Brady Bogan]

She's going over. She's on the parallel. It's a guy. It's a dude.

[Unknown]

This guy steps over.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, and there's a guy just gets in the way. And he does a full swing, a full rotation right into the. How does he not see that there's somebody already using the apparatus? How do you not see what is dumb? But in gymnastics, like the one, it's one at a time for every event.

[Unknown]

Maybe he thought the guy was releasing at that time.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my God. What did you say?

[Unknown]

A couple of them.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Can I hear that again? Yep.

[Unknown]

Releasing the bar.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my God.

[Dick Toledo]

You and Dale.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

You have 8 inches of butt crack. Here's some hurdling.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Oh, not. It's not the best hurdling kind of a. It's a girl in a thong running track. She misses the first one. Not so good. Really. Misses the next one. Hits all of these, like. But she's got a. Her ass is out. So we'll watch. Yep.

[Dick Toledo]

That's why we watch.

[Brady Bogan]

What is co. Is this place still have Covid? It's an empty stadium watching women run.

[Unknown]

Wow. It's women's sports.

[Brady Bogan]

No, that's true. Good point. I stand corrected, Brad. That's right. It's women's sports. Of course, there's no crowd.

[Unknown]

Last.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm sorry. What was I thinking? Yeah, there's women running. Must have been women only because nobody's even waiting around for the dudes to do that same thing.

[Unknown]

The last one is full contact karate. Joe Hess versus Beth Bussey.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, wait, there's a guy.

[Unknown]

1974.

[Dick Toledo]

Says she's 22. Aired on Wide World of Sports on ABC.

[Brady Bogan]

Beth. Beth Bussey. Joe Hoss. He's a big. Oh. And then the dude throws a street kick into her head. She's very, very. He's huge. I'll say that much. He's 6.5lbs, right? £100 is all she is. Here's Joe Hess. This throws another kick to her head, right to her stomach. Throws an elbow to the face. Was that a deliberate miss Buddy on his. No. Oh. She says a roundhouse swing into her body. He's a rat. What are we watching?

[Unknown]

What the people?

[Brady Bogan]

Was this in the United States?

[Unknown]

Yeah, 1974.

[Brady Bogan]

Is Joe Hess in jail for this square garden now she's, she, I'm fine. She says, well, yeah, she's delirious.

[Unknown]

Don't worry. She gets back up. They hug it out.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, she better hug it out. There's the one that really put her away. Really spinning back kick. There it is. Oh, there's the kick right to the side of the stomach. That's not her stomach. Right down is out when she went down. You get kicked in the chest and pass out.

[Unknown]

You know what? You're a good sport. You're a good sport.

[Brady Bogan]

Of course they're booing. Joe has who was really set upon by Beth at the outset. Is that Frank Gifford? Jesus Christ. People want to make America great again. What was that? Did I just watch a 6 foot 4 inch man roundhouse kick a woman in the head on television? And then everybody raised his hand. Great job, Joe. Nice kick. That lady didn't know it. You know I hit her in the chest. Yeah, you knocked her cold, but I've never seen that before. Kick somebody in the rib cage and their brain shuts off. Do it. It's a hell of a kick, Joe. All that training paid off. Your days of being harassed by women around £100 are over, that's for sure. You put on a show.

[Unknown]

She must have been saying the whole time, I can knock this guy out.

[Brady Bogan]

He got this. Geez, I don't know if you should do this. Hey, Barbara, I think maybe you shouldn't get in there with him. He's big. It's not about size of the dog in the fight. You're gonna get, you're gonna get kicked in the chest, your brain's gonna close. That's not even a thing. You'll see. Oh, my ribs. I'm going out. Why you kicked. Kicked by a man hard enough in the lower half of your rib cage, you're going going to sleep. That's just man woman stuff. Now that is disturbing. And yet there are people in 20, 25, 51 short years later that are saying we should let some men in the, in the ring with the ladies. I don't see a problem with that, that mayor or Maine governor. I have no problem with the man sitting in there beating up women in a ring so long as he pretends he's a woman. Okay, I like the olden days, 1974, when man had didn't have to go into the ring saying he, he thinks he's a woman. He was just a man going in there to beat up a Woman on television. It was on Saturday afternoons on abc.

[Unknown]

Wasn't that around the same year the. The Billie Jean King, Bobby Riggs. I wonder if that went through a series of.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, a bunch of dudes kicking women's asses just to get back because Billie Jean King got uppity and beat that old man at a tennis match. So. Oh, yeah. Frank Gifford, ABC Sports. We're gonna watch a giant man kill a woman today on TV because of that goddamn Bobby Riggs debacle.

[Unknown]

This is the one that really scored right here.

[Brady Bogan]

That's where it really got her when he took all 244 pounds of him and just wheeled it around and the inertia alone was gonna blow her in half. But, ah, look, she's up, she's hugging him. She knows what's good for him. She'll be nice starting now. I bet she's gonna go home and make her husband a nice meal tonight. I'm gonna piss off any. Watch that again, please. I've never seen this before. Celebrating.

[Unknown]

I had no idea it existed.

[Brady Bogan]

The wide world of sports. The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat going through your chest and knocking you out. Ladies, it's classic fights video. And it's called man versus woman. Best bussy. And I mean, Joe is not playing. My favorite part is that Joe doesn't even wait for her to see what she's got. He throws the first. He's not messing around.

[Dick Toledo]

And it's the oriental world of self defense.

[Brady Bogan]

Is that what it's called?

[Unknown]

That's what it was called.

[Brady Bogan]

He's doing. Is that a deliberate Ms. Buddy on his. Oh, I mean, it's. It's a spinning back into her midsection and her body closes. She is owning her a second time. I've never seen somebody get kicked in the hips and go to sleep just.

[Dick Toledo]

Gasping for air right there.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, right in the baby maker, Frank. That's gonna really destroy it.

[Unknown]

Must have whipped her neck around.

[Dick Toledo]

Is it the elbow? Let's see.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know what puts you every bit of that gigant giant man hitting.

[Unknown]

That little chest and a broken rack.

[Brady Bogan]

Her future kids have no chance. But I think even the ones she's had might be retarded now. That was one hell of a kick from that man. That's at the outset. Wow. Oh, wow. All right. Our grandparents were on this. Good fight. Good fight. I'll get out. I just want to thank God for giving me the strength. Knock that on the ass.

[Unknown]

You want a rematch?

[Brady Bogan]

Huh? No, I'm good. Nice kick.

[Unknown]

Joe.

[Brady Bogan]

Wanna go again, Beth? No. Two out of three.

[Unknown]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's pretty awesome. All right, Brett. All right, go get him.

[Unknown]

Start out kind of mild with this one.

[Brady Bogan]

Would have been great if on ABC O.J. simpson was calling that match man versus woman. I mean, this is gonna be great. Got a big man here and a small blonde woman. Let's see what happens.

[Unknown]

What could go wrong?

[Brady Bogan]

What could go wrong? I mean, I bet she gets up. Wow. You can kick them in the ribs and they go to sleep. That's new. Mark that down and see if I ever need that again.

[Unknown]

That ought to do it.

[Brady Bogan]

That ought to put it. She's getting up. They're resilient. You know, I'm not to say because I'm not a karate expert, but I'm sure if you just chopped her head off, this fight would be over. What? Well, waiters hopped in the ring. Let's take care of him too. All right, what do you got?

[Unknown]

Here's some dash cam video.

[Brady Bogan]

We're at an intersection, a four way stop. The light is red going east and west. North and south is green. A motorcycle. Just want to. Oh, it's a car turning. Oh, motorcycle. There's his buddy, T. Bones, the. The van. And he does.

[Unknown]

Looks like Flagstaff.

[Brady Bogan]

He does a few starfish somersaults in the air.

[Unknown]

That he does.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, your bike. I don't know why you can do it. I watched a dude poorly split lanes the other day on the freeway. He was not good at it. Very bad.

[Unknown]

Let's try this one then.

[Brady Bogan]

Surveillance camera to cruddy nation. Oh, head on collision with a. One of those. A woman. Oh, that's a woman. Whoa. Wow. Whoa. That looked deliberate. Maybe she's Japanese and her husband has just passed away. Is that Gene Hackman's wife? I think that's what that guy was suggesting. Oh, my God. Yikes. All right, that's two motorcycle accidents. Call the law, tiger.

[Unknown]

How about this one? Yeah, exactly. How about this one? Little dash cam video.

[Brady Bogan]

Guys, hold on before you hit anything. Is this a car?

[Unknown]

No, it's truck.

[Brady Bogan]

It looks like the top is made of wood and there's a curtain in the back. This looks like kids in high school built a stage that's supposed to have a semi.

[Unknown]

Oh, look at sleeper. Probably one of those countries.

[Brady Bogan]

It's. He's sitting in the driver's seat and there's a good five and a half feet above him.

[Unknown]

Well, no, I think that's the road. I think.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah.

[Unknown]

Both optical illusions.

[Brady Bogan]

Gotcha. Okay.

[Unknown]

So it's him in the road.

[Dick Toledo]

It is.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, I'm looking at that.

[Dick Toledo]

I thought it was a yurt.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, I see it now. There you go.

[Unknown]

This one.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, so you're seeing the road angle on one camera and the driver on the other. He's drifting off. He's sleeping. He's going off the road to the left. He's cross traffic. No, if he's in the grass, he just woke up. Oh, and there's a naked lady in there sleeping in a. She came right out of there. Who's this? National Geographic. The drive. Why is there a naked tribes woman in the back of his truck? This is all great today. Excellent work, boys. This guy just loses control. And every woman I ever saw Nat Geo came floating out of the back cab of the worst truck ever built. There's not even a bed back there. She was just laying on whatever that thing's made of. Look like adobe. Oh, this guy's got snot hanging out of his nose. He's got loads of snot hanging out of both nostrils.

[Unknown]

I gotta lose it.

[Brady Bogan]

Sucked it out of his nostril. Is this our military?

[Unknown]

No, thank God.

[Brady Bogan]

And he showed it to us in his mouth. Oh, God. Her.

[Unknown]

And.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Unknown]

Thick.

[Brady Bogan]

Was a lot of thick snot. Oh, my God.

[Unknown]

Let's end with this one.

[Brady Bogan]

All right.

[Unknown]

It's breakfast time. So you know, this is Breakfast of Champions.

[Brady Bogan]

Title. Breakfast of Champions. Champions. All right. And he's hit play. Here we go. Breakfast of Champions sounds. Got music. Just the title card. Breakfast of Champions. Oh, we've seen this one where they pour cereal in that girl's butt. Yeah. And then they put milk. You know what it's always good to revisit. She's put some Fruit Loops in a girl's butt with some weird contraption. Now she's pouring in the 2%.

[Unknown]

It might be whole.

[Brady Bogan]

It could be whole.

[Unknown]

Oh, no. It says vanilla almond milk.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, good.

[Unknown]

Keeping it healthy.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you can't have milk in your ass directly poured in and have it eat. And you know what's funny about that? Now Brady won't eat it. Healthy milk in a girl's butthole. And she's laughing, so it's bubbling up. Oh, there's the spoon. Here come the Fruit Loops. Straight out of the B hole. Where's the spoon? Are we allowed to do this? No, you shouldn't be. You should have been raised better. But it's too late for that. She's eating cereal out of a girl's butt and Brady's thinking I might. Gross ass. Healthy milk. Hilarious. Oh, God. Fruit Loops. Almond milk. What a waste. All right, that's enough. Thanks, Bert.

[Unknown]

We got another one.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you do? Oh, okay. Go ahead. Oh, there's something going on. What was that? Oh, and then the guy bangs the milk hole. All right, stop. I see.

[Unknown]

Get the milk out of there.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he's pulling me right there. All right, all right. Are we done? Are we done, man? Are we done here? Yikes. You're done. You're done. Oh, God. She just crapped out of. Really done. But she's crapping up.

[Unknown]

Just get hit in the face.

[Brady Bogan]

Her bottom just burped on a guy. Look at all the milk pouring out of her. When does this end? When does this end, Brett? I was done within a minute ago, and they're still using her butt for stuff. Oh, my God. Every time I turned around, there was more coming out. How much milk was in there?

[Unknown]

Is that the family size for a little?

[Brady Bogan]

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[Unknown]

Thank you.

[Brady Bogan]

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[Unknown]

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[Brady Bogan]

That's right. Blood in them, the Hills. Blood in them Hills and them. Yeah.

[Unknown]

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[Brady Bogan]

You know what? I signed on with to do that for $0 with the promise of nothing later. And it has delivered everything I agreed to.

[Unknown]

Best move.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it's amazing. Yeah, pretty solid right there. So if you want to go Amazon or Apple, I don't know. Apple. Okay, go to Apple and you can download it. I have not watched it yet. I would giggle too hard. Dear Brady, if you caught your daughter dry humping a kid on your front patio, cuz she's acting like a little whore right now and her mother doesn't reprimand her for acting like a tart, what would the punishment be? I'd say you should take her car away. But my wife says you do that, you got to drive her around all the time. It's actually gonna punish us. Which is true. So what do I do with this whore daughter? Got himself a daughter that's acting out dry humping dudes on the front patio.

[Unknown]

I look at it this way. Oh boy, did I dry hump girls in high school on the front patio. On the patio. But what would happen? My parents would have said, don't do it on the front patio. First of all, I would be a little set back that I got busted by my parents. It's embarrassing.

[Brady Bogan]

Let's put it this way though. You're talking about doing it at your house. House. This guy's doing it at this guy's house. So her, the daughter, now just. It's you, right? Do you think your parents would react to that same way if your sister was on the patio getting dry humping a guy, what would they think of that guy?

[Unknown]

They would have said, not on the front porch and not in our house.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. Don't do it.

[Unknown]

But that's still, you know.

Well, that's what you would do, right?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You say, don't do it, but she's already done it.

[Unknown]

She's got to keep doing it.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't punish him.

[Unknown]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Your daughter's acting like a little tart.

[Unknown]

You're not Going to do that in the house. That's the deal.

[Brady Bogan]

So take you the backyard. Where do you do it? You're actually telling her, go do it.

[Unknown]

Just not get a hall pass in the first time. Try humping on the. You know, you just. That one, right? Doors are always open.

[Brady Bogan]

That's inside.

[Unknown]

Yeah. Inside, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Outside, you're talking about laser and Kenny Kaiser Walking in the yard porch.

[Unknown]

Just turn the lights out.

[Brady Bogan]

And what if it's daytime?

[Unknown]

I know. No humping on the front porch.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow, you've really put your foot down on this one. No humping on the front porch, Brett. Of course there's no humping on the front porch. But she broke that rule. That's an unspoken rule. You don't have to cement that one in.

[Unknown]

So, I mean, again, they got busted there. I don't know about punishment necessarily, really.

[Brady Bogan]

If kirby did that at somebody's house, you, wouldn't be like, oh, my God, I'd be embarrassed. Right. And you wouldn't ground her for embarrassing you or at least take something away. The car thing is tough because parents like convenience.

[Unknown]

Oh, it's a pain.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I wouldn't do that. Let him keep the car.

[Unknown]

I gotta drive you to the movies.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, they don't go to movies anymore. Yeah. I gotta drive her to the weed shop. You probably should do that anyway, because she probably can't drive to the weed shop legally, you know, being inebriated like that. But if she was dry. She's 16. Yeah. Thank you.

[Unknown]

So I'm gonna take you two over. Your mom and I are gonna talk to their parents.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, boy.

[Unknown]

And say what you've. You've done.

[Brady Bogan]

You would make both of you say, I'm sorry for dry humping your son in public. Yep. That's pretty good. All right. Right. Like you shame her to have her go over to the person's house. I'm a little sorry for my behavior. Behave like a little tramp. And I'm not. I'm not classless, because wouldn't you think that the boy she's with who's doing that on your porch is kind of classless? And God sakes, if your daughter did it at somebody else's house, she'd be considered classless.

[Unknown]

I would say, hopefully the parents are down with it, but the. You know, then the boy has to.

Come back to us and apologize to you guys.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry that I dry up your daughter on the patio in broad daylight.

[Unknown]

But have some class. Take her to a park or do something.

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly. Back seat.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

You just told me she got a car. You're willing to take it away, tint the windows and get her in there.

[Unknown]

And be happy that it was dry humping.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, for now, yeah. That's why.

[Unknown]

That's what it.

[Brady Bogan]

Stand up to it. Yeah, they're. Yep.

[Unknown]

It's a gay well.

What would Dan have done if he walked in on something like that?

[Brady Bogan]

Killed a Mexican. The guy that was dry humping. My sister would have. Probably want to go dig a hole. If you're still here when that hole's done, we'll talk. What's your dad on Matt about, huh? Like. Oh, boy. Well, I had stuff to do, but I'm gonna stick around, see how this ends. My dad would have. There would have been some noise in the house that wouldn't have been quiet. It wouldn't have been a talk. That's.

[Unknown]

Could have hired him at a framer at one of his jobs.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

Yeah, we probably did him a job.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, probably. All right. And also, are you handy at all? Not handsy. Get it off. Stop touching her. Yeah, my dad would have lost his mind. Oh, he was never happy about that. I just remember that, you know, seeing those guys in the hat. You need to go home now. What? You need to go home now. I have to talk to my daughter. Dad, you're such a dick. And then they go outside. She'd make out with him on purpose. And my dad would watch in that window. Oh, tough.

[Unknown]

Don't have to go home, but you can't stay.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I think there might be like a supply. Like a minor beating and really ever it might bounce her around a little bit off walls.

[Unknown]

Not in my goddamn house.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, Brady. How much is not enough to spend. Here we go again. How much is not enough to spend on a 16 year old boy's car? I'm a well off man. I'm not bragging, but I do okay. But my kid is a terrorist. He's wrecked my work truck twice. Just moving it out of the driveway to shoot hoops. My wife wants him to get a new car for safety. And I say he gets a car for max 10 grand because he's gonna blow it up within 30 days. What would you do, Anthony?

[Unknown]

I'm with you. Max. Max ten grand. I'd cut that in half.

[Brady Bogan]

Five grand. A kid will die in that clap trap. It's gonna burst into flames.

[Unknown]

Can you buy a pivot for five grand?

[Brady Bogan]

More expensive than that.

[Unknown]

The equipment be safer with it.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my God. God.

[Unknown]

Then you can move up a level.

[Brady Bogan]

Do they Even have cars for 5,000?

[Unknown]

I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

Can you buy one for that? Honestly?

[Unknown]

Well, that worked, right? Kirby's car was eight.

[Brady Bogan]

It's pretty reasonable. How much have you put in since you had it? A few thousand more?

[Unknown]

1200? 1400.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, so you're 10. 12,000? That's crazy. I didn't even think. Yeah, 5,000 is out of the picture. 10's like the minimum. Them. Yeah, I say.

[Unknown]

Yeah, but I wouldn't go over that because.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, no, don't buy him anything new.

[Unknown]

You know, because what were the reasons why he had the accidents? I mean, if that's just pulling the car out, just an idiot, just being stupid. Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

Or maybe you get him a new one because it's all under warranty and stuff, and every time he screws up.

[Unknown]

I wouldn't.

Yeah, but then warranty doesn't cover bringing it to Shane, Orlando and everything else.

[Brady Bogan]

That's true. All right. Yeah. Go cheap. Let him respect it. You're right.

[Unknown]

He's got. He's got to get a little more interest in that car.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, well, he's just got to pay attention. You're raising them.

[Unknown]

I mean, if he's got any kind of money. I know some people said, I'll go half with you, whatever you make with your kid. Yeah. Over the next two years, if you're making for your car.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I'll match it.

[Unknown]

I'll match it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

I think Toledo or something did something.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

A couple of friends have done that. But if the kids, at least they're working for you. Can't even back a car to the driveway. You know, you're raising an adult. Some of that's on you. You got a dumb kid.

[Unknown]

Yeah. The last thing you want, though, actually, no car. And he. He borrows your car.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you know what I mean.

[Unknown]

You're not happy.

[Brady Bogan]

Here's another thing. A DNA test. Just make sure it's yours. He sounds like an idiot. And make sure before you start buying him a car. Just be 100%. Yeah, sure, maybe he looks like a. You're. You're fairly certain, but there's too many tests out there to make that a thing, so. Yeah, dolt factor this that you don't have. You're not raising some other dipsticks kid and then go, ah, you're not even mine. $0 out the door for your car. Your dad can buy it.

[Unknown]

I'm not buying Keshan's car.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I'm not buying it. I'm gonna put a D apostrophe in front of your name now, Kevin, and you no longer are mine. Dick. Kevin. Dad, this isn't fair. You shouldn't have wrecked my car twice, or I wouldn't have DNA tested. There's no way you're from my loins.

[Unknown]

That Smart Car is safe.

[Brady Bogan]

There's no way. I recommend that constantly. I think that once your kid starts doing stuff makes you shake your head, even if you're almost 99% certain, just in case you can get out of this DNA test, just in case you're off the hook, I'd be doing it all the time. I do it multiple times. I got here doing something dumb again. Maybe that test is more modern. Now we find out it's not mine, Be praying that thing's not mine. I look at every family of multiples. They got two or three kids. I can see where two of them give you pride. There's never three good ones. There's always one of the threes. Like, oh, geez, are you gonna DNA test for that one? Something's wrong with that one. And they're like, I would definitely check that. I wouldn't be mad at my wife. This one's not mine. You know that, right? Yeah. I'm so sorry. No, no, you don't have to apologize. But I'm just not gonna pay for that anymore.

[Unknown]

We're good.

[Brady Bogan]

This one's on you. We're not even gonna make it retroactive, but from here on out, I've ceased all love and financial responsibility. Dear Brady. Yeah, do it today. That's a great PSA. That's my new thing. That's my new movement for 2025. Take a look at that thing and make sure 100%. Stomp it out. If it's a cigarette, that's a. If it's a cigarette that's smoldering, it might be a fire someday. Stomp it out. You're looking out the window at your son. Back in the truck, into the mailbox for the second time. Hope and pray that comes back with a D apostrophe in front of it. Dear Brady, my mom is dating again 12 years after her divorce from my father. I was 31 when this happened. And she. That's kind of like my deal, I think. I was 31. My parents got divorced. I was 31 when it happened. And she really took it rough, so I was happy when my sister told me that she started to see someone. I looked online at the name I was given. My mother's been dating this person. It's a man named Stewart and Stuart used to be a woman. It's not announced on the page or anything, but it's completely obvious that about eight years ago, there are no pictures of Stewart, but someone who looks a lot like him is in a dress. Uh, my mom is oblivious to this stuff. I don't think Stewart is saying anything to her because I know my mother and this would not fly. But she does seem happy. I talked to my sister. She says I'm crazy. This might be a problem going forward. Do I let this play out or tell my mom, hey, I think Stewart's a woman deep down. I'm supposed to meet Stewart in two weeks. We'll see what it is. I think Bryce.

[Unknown]

Oh, I'm tell. I. You know, somehow I work. It's like I gotta. Yeah, I gotta talk to my mom about that. Now, there could be an angle of meeting Stuart here in two weeks, right?

[Brady Bogan]

Yep.

[Unknown]

And asking him and saying, what was your name before? Does my mom know your background? How. How well does she.

[Brady Bogan]

What if you're wrong?

[Unknown]

And you could be wrong.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. That's dangerous.

[Unknown]

Well, but you're not saying. You're not questioning. You're saying. Or you could just basically ask, because I thought this person said. Oh, it's confirmed.

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Unknown]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

It's not announced.

[Unknown]

So then I said I would meet him first.

[Brady Bogan]

Scrolled back, and eight years ago, on the social media page that Stewart's carrying around, and he's old, I'm guessing 31. When the divorce happened, your mom was probably like. Like 55.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

At. At the earliest. So that was 12 years ago. So now she's almost 70. Stuart's probably 70. He's not following that Facebook thing where he's going back and, you know, purging.

[Unknown]

All I get to know Stuart. Maybe you like him.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

So Stephanie became Stuart.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Twelve years ago, when your dad was leaving your mom, Stuart was leaving himself. It's about the same timeline.

[Unknown]

I'd meet him first and get to feel the vibe on that. That. Because if you think it's deceptive in some way.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, let me ask you this. Buns is 80 something.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Your mom and, you know, my dad passed a couple years ago, and she finds a companion.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. They're not gonna be sexual. There's not gonna be a lot of genital exposure.

[Unknown]

Bunny. I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, no, Bunny's gonna. Bunny will be dry humping on the patio. We're taking her car away.

[Unknown]

She's still looking at that. Partial hip replacement.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, partial. Because the other hips still Cocking and rolling. But if she meets somebody.

[Unknown]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

And you like the person for her, but you haven't met him, then you find out this person used to be a woman. But your mom seems to enjoy the company. Do you. Do you tell her?

[Unknown]

My only concern is, I guess, if that person's doing it in a deceptive way.

[Brady Bogan]

What is that?

[Unknown]

I don't know if, like, there's other things that would be involved. Not only that, is there other stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

That she's not talking so seriously? Chronic lies.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So what else don't we know about you?

[Unknown]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

Were you in jail or whatever. And that's another thing. Once you find out they're in jail and they're like, look, I fixed my life. There's no reason to just bring up my past every time I'm having a nice time. With your mom, there is a huge.

[Unknown]

Point of she's really enjoying this person's company.

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[Unknown]

She's happy. She's happier than she's been in a while.

[Brady Bogan]

Or happy as a clam, ironically.

[Unknown]

Yeah. You don't.

[Brady Bogan]

Fred's laugh got me on that one.

[Unknown]

You just let it go.

[Brady Bogan]

But let it go.

[Unknown]

I definitely, you know, it. It helps if you meet that person, know them and, like, you know what seems like a good person.

[Brady Bogan]

So would you think Bunny, if she didn't know and was happy and then found out, would feel bad?

[Unknown]

Oh, you know what? I. I have the luxury of asking her that right now.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, like, you were dating a trans.

[Unknown]

That's a great question. I go, mom, mom, if you met somebody in the next year.

Yeah, let's get her on the phone.

[Brady Bogan]

We need to call Bunny.

[Unknown]

I'll ask her that.

[Brady Bogan]

Why are you talking about them?

[Unknown]

Because there's a point of me, a part that would say maybe not. But then earlier, you know, but then I could see.

[Brady Bogan]

Would the religious thing kick in? I think God's way would start.

[Unknown]

A little more open to it now.

[Brady Bogan]

Dating a transvestite.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

That's good.

[Unknown]

Because again, there's not, you know, the physical part of that relationship.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't know that. It's assumed. And I'm with you. I assume it too.

[Unknown]

But what?

[Brady Bogan]

It's a new body. It's new fun pheromones. Get going.

[Unknown]

You're right.

[Brady Bogan]

And then she says to her new steward, she goes, let's get a Viagra. And Stuart says, I don't need Viagra. Oh. And she's thinking, I can still. He. It's. But that's not what Stuart's talking about. Doesn't need Viagra because there's nothing for Viagra to do. And then it's just soup.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Bunny soup. Bunny. Thank you.

[Unknown]

Toleda.

[Brady Bogan]

Bunny tranny soup. You know what? I'll pay for the commercials we missed. Bunny tranny soup. Nope. Plenty of time. Call Bunny and ask her. I bet she actually. Oh, gross. No, she wouldn't even like. It would be over in a second anyway. So what would this guy do real quick? Let it go. You said let it fly.

[Unknown]

Meet him.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, you're gonna meet him no matter what.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Then what?

[Unknown]

Then. Then make the call. Then. Then I'd let it. I'd let it fly.

[Brady Bogan]

You wouldn't say a word.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes, you would. Would you?

[Unknown]

Would have to if it's really noticeable. Depends on how ugly.

Got an Adam's apple and stuff.

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. There you go.

[Unknown]

Time.

[Brady Bogan]

That's time. We got it. All right. I understand too. Time. Br. Mom bumping Brady's mom bumping clams with Caitlyn Jr. Is not something we can fish out more time for. There you go, everybody. That's what Brady did. And good luck with your weird parents. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. Still streaming, Homberg's morning sickness [e-mail]. Well, that's just classless. It's. Look at what a treat we have here. Brady's mom's on the phone to answer to. What would Brady do? Instead it's what would Bunny do? Bunny, are you there? How are you this morning, buns?

[E]

Well, I'm feeling pretty good.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you just had. So you just had a procedure?

[E]

Yeah, I did. I have a new stint.

[Brady Bogan]

You have a stint in your. My God. And you're feeling okay?

[E]

Uh huh. I am.

[Brady Bogan]

Then good. Then your brain, your brains, your wits are about you and you're feeling strong again. And we've got a question for you that Brady didn't answer very well. But are you ready? Okay, here's the question. Got an email from a guy that says my mom is dating again 12 years after she divorced my father, which 12 years ago, she's now starting to see someone. And this guy went and saw who she's dating. Now he hasn't met her yet and sees that she's dating a man named Stewart. And then through some Internet research on the Facebook. You're familiar with the Facebook, Bunny?

[E]

I am.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. She's got the Facebook and the Instagram and stuff and said Stuart pictures kind of around 2016. Stewart isn't there anymore. But there's a woman who looks an awful lot like Stuart and all the. All the photos. So he surmised that Stuart used to be a woman, and his mother doesn't know that. And we said to Brady, because he said, as the son, he wouldn't tell you if the person you were dating used to be a woman. Now you're a single lady about the town nowadays, if you started to date someone and enjoyed them and then Brady came to you and said, that's tranny, would you want to know?

[E]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

Why?

[E]

Absolutely. Why would I want to know?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[E]

Well, you know, I'm not sure because I'm of an age that I wouldn't be a friend with benefits.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah. You're not going to be one of those people. You guys aren't going to get naked all the time.

[Unknown]

See, and that's why I was saying no. Right. It wouldn't. So the question is, would you. If you didn't know, you still want to know. Yeah, but would that stop you from basically dating?

[E]

No. If I really enjoyed being with this.

[Unknown]

Person, that's how I.

[Brady Bogan]

Would you still kiss him and stuff, though, Like. Like, be like lovey doy, holding hands and going out and representing him as your new man.

[E]

Huh? Good question.

[Unknown]

What would, like, what would Nancy Strauss feel?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, very right. How would Nancy Strauss react? You know, how would the girls at the club react?

[Unknown]

The book club?

[E]

Well, I think they kind of have the same reaction I have.

[Brady Bogan]

This is an indecisive family.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Bunny, let's role play for a second while we've got a time. I'll play the role of Stuart. You introduce me to. Who was her name?

[Unknown]

Nancy Strauss.

[Brady Bogan]

Nancy Strauss. Let's pretend Nancy Strauss is there and you say, nancy, this is my new boyfriend, Stuart, and I'll play the part of Stuart. Are you ready?

[E]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, go ahead.

[E]

So, okay, this is Nancy. I'd like you to meet my new friend.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, we're only just friends, Bunny. Just friends. I thought we were so much more than friends. We share underpants.

[Unknown]

That's.

[E]

Never say that. I would never go out with the stewards. That would say that.

[Unknown]

Right?

[Brady Bogan]

Why? What's wrong with Stewart? That would say that. My God, I thought we were close. We have the same bra size.

[Unknown]

It would. I think it would be like anything else. I think it'd be like anything else, though. I mean, a person's voice could be a deal breaker.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure. Maybe that's. Why would that be a deal breaker? I thought Stuart's voice was like, I.

[Unknown]

Just don't like the way.

[Brady Bogan]

What's the matter with you? Your son's making fun of my voice. Is this how we raised him? Now let's go. Let's go panty shopping.

[Unknown]

I don't know where that. Sharon underpants.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, that's what. That's what he looks.

[E]

This would have been interesting if you made Stuart not so weird.

[Brady Bogan]

Not so tranny.

[E]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. That's weird, right? If Stuart was. Hi. How you doing? My name's Stuart. Used to have a vagina. You'd be okay with that? That.

[E]

No, I just. I don't think I would.

[Unknown]

At least he was up front.

[Brady Bogan]

Hi. My name, Stuart, is my. My beautiful new girlfriend. Her name's Jeie. We share underpants. No. So you would. You would abandon the comfort of a new relationship if you found out that that person had used to be a. A. A woman?

[E]

No, I wouldn't have. If I was enjoying being with this person.

[Unknown]

Yeah, but wouldn't there be a part.

[E]

I would say if he didn't talk like John? I would.

[Brady Bogan]

It's the voice.

[E]

I would go for it. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I can't help my voice. Bunny, let's lay down together on the couch.

[Unknown]

Let's spoon.

[Brady Bogan]

Let's spoon. Let me hold you.

[Unknown]

Watch Murder, She Wrote.

[Brady Bogan]

Lean up against where my penis should be. I'm sorry, Bunny. All right.

[E]

You can so many times tell.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, that's true, but at a certain age, you start getting into your 80s, and it's tougher. Let me look at Paul McCartney. He looks like my grandmother.

[E]

Well, he's old enough to me, isn't he?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, absolutely.

[E]

Not your grandma, Mother, not your.

[Unknown]

Well, but don't you think it's different for guys? Like, I mean, when. Like if it was the other way around, if dad was still alive and he was single, do you think he would go out with Caitlyn Jenner? Tennis. She's kind of attractive.

[Brady Bogan]

She's decent looking. She's got a lot of money. Hey. Hey. I'm not sure. I think you would. I think you might have lost him anyway. Well, Bunny, thanks for joining us. We just wanted to ask you a couple of questions. I don't know that you left us feeling any differently than Brady.

[Unknown]

I nailed it. Yeah, I don't think she'd bring it on.

[E]

What was yours?

[Unknown]

I basically said the same thing you were saying.

[Brady Bogan]

He said he wouldn't tell you if he knew and you were dating.

[E]

Well, I would. I kind. You would have said something, Brady.

[Unknown]

Well, if I. I said if I felt it was very deceptive. And the reason being. But there is a. A strong part of him, right?

[Brady Bogan]

Didn't he say, I let it fly?

[Unknown]

Yes.

I want to meet him.

[Brady Bogan]

Let it roll. You said, let it roll. Brady said I'd let it roll.

[Unknown]

Yeah. And if I was comfortable with medium. And he seems like a really nice guy. My mom's enjoying his company.

[Brady Bogan]

And you're at the house, you're visiting.

[Unknown]

I'm not worried about her getting pregnant.

[Brady Bogan]

You're at the house. Of course not. And you're at that. Or, you know, doing something weird. But you're at the house for Christmas, and, you know. And Bunny doesn't. And then he goes, oh, I think I'll turn in buns. And then he goes to bed, and, you know your mom's gonna go lay with him.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

You wouldn't say anything.

[E]

Well, you know, you didn't say that that was gonna go that far.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, you just go sleep in the same bed. It doesn't mean anything.

[Unknown]

Well, I know that wouldn't happen.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not saying you're a. Bunny snores.

[Unknown]

Yeah, Another bed for him.

[Brady Bogan]

I just can't take it anymore. All this snoring makes my vagina rattle.

[Unknown]

Now we've got a problem.

All right, now he's saying something.

[Brady Bogan]

Bunny. Bunny, we have to go. Thank you for taking time this morning and sort of answering this in a bogan way. We appreciate it.

[E]

Oh, you're very welcome.

[Brady Bogan]

Bye, Bunny. Have a nice day.

[E]

Bye, guys.

[Brady Bogan]

There you go. There's Bunny, Brady's mom, answering the question almost the exact same way Brady did, which was. I'm left.

[Unknown]

Runs in the family.

[Brady Bogan]

Left with more questions.

[Unknown]

Runs in the family.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, if I tried to make it absurd and she said Marcy would do.

[Unknown]

Oh, you would tell Marcy, right?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, she'd be licking salmon, man. You wouldn't say anything. Marcy would get indignant about it. If I'm like, mom, I think that might have used to be a girl. Oh, so what? I used to be like, so what? Big deal. I'm like, okay, do what you do.

[Unknown]

I love him.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. All right. Pronouns aside.

[Unknown]

But you would feel like, I need to tell.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I'd be teasing her constantly.

[Unknown]

Yeah, it'd be hard.

I'd be laughing, telling my mom, killing me.

[Brady Bogan]

Get this.

[Unknown]

That's how you try to approach it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I would.

[Unknown]

Because it'd be. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I would walk into the house, hey, ladies. How's everybody doing? That's not funny, John. You sound like Charlie in the box. Nobody likes the Charlie in the box. Well, nobody likes you and my mom's either.

[Unknown]

So now get out of here.

[Brady Bogan]

Get out of here. It's 9:53. There you go. We've all learned something nice today about Brady's mother and Brady is that anything can happen to them and they're never going to ask any questions. It's. We got an entertainment drill coming up next. It's 98 Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. Still streaming Homberg's morning sickness [e-mail] all right. Bunny was very sweet. That was nice. I still don't know the answers to anything, but it worked out nicely for whomever was listening. I thought it was fun. It's time for the entertainment draw. Before we get to that, I want to say and. And I think I'll do this again and again. What an awesome experience it was Friday to have the people at the Humane Society let Larry and Rich and we all went over. Larry, Rich and I went over to tour the Humane Society's new campus here in Papago. It was great. And it was such. If you have a chance to get over there, they have programs where you can volunteer and help a dog wander, like take it to the mall or something like that. It was such a great thing. So thank you to everybody over there. It was. Was it. I can't remember who's there, there. Kelsey, Jenna, Dan. There's someone else. I can't remember the names. Damn it. I'm sorry. I got the. I got three people I remember. And then there's one other person I was just jerk about. I'm going to say Cynthia, even though that's not right. But thank you to giving us that tour on Friday. That was amazing. And you really realize how much work they've got going in there and how that building is necessary beyond belief and hopefully someday it won't be, but it is. So thanks to the gang over at the Humane Society for all that you are doing and letting us kind of sully or Friday afternoon and wander around because we had. We learned a lot. I'll tell you that. It's time for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our [e-mail] the home of tactical Black. I'm going to send you. I'm going to read you this email that Jay got. He said it's the best email I've gotten in 25 years of doing this. It's not to me. It was today. It says sending a proud dad story to the react family. As I Know you'll be proud as well. My daughter Andy was a true sheepdog. Today got an emergency text from UVA that there was a shelter in place implemented at her school because someone was walking around stabbing people at college. It wasn't until after the stay in place was lifted that I got in touch with her and learned that after receiving the message herself, she had herded 25 students and some faculty into a vacant ROTC building, then got them safely into a basement. Staff and students were arguing with my 21 year old about that being necessary, but she insisted she kept them calm in the basement and prepared to defend. 30 minutes for law enforcement. Apprehended the assailant as he walked around the campus and they learned that there was one dead and another injured right outside the building. Afterwards, professor praised her for insisting on their safety and the way it was done. I've done my best to raise her in this way, but I thought that throughout her life. But I also knew that the training at Reactive this summer had given her an added level of confidence to deal with situations like this. She did not panic. And that means she's a sheepdog and not a sheep. Thank you for life saving things like this. How about that? Like she learned the proper thing to do and keep your cool. She said everybody else was panicked, running around, losing it. She calmed them down. She said, guys, there's a plan here, let's get to work. And she used all that she'd learned last summer at React Defense to get into that some dude wandered around 30 minutes before they could figure out which the dude was standing stabbing on folks.

[Unknown]

Nuts.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't hear much about it. Yeah, like a big news story or anything, but it was happening. And it sounds like it's not self defense when you say, hey, but she wrangled people and said, we're getting in here, I'm going to help you guys out. But if this comes to us, we're going to fight right now. We're going to shelter in place, but we're going to fight. We're going to be ready for this. And everybody kind of, you know, barking and running around chickens with their. Is it like herding cats? She got him herded and she got them calmed down and they were ready to go. They were a unit. That's awesome. What a great story. And that's what they have. They get those stories every once in a while where you're like, well, that situation did happen. It's very rare that it does, but it did happen to somebody. And because of the training 21 people at the very least sat in place and did the right thing rather than run around or go crazy or get themselves into a worse spot. De escalation. The first thing about it, it's amazing you can learn this kind of stuff. That and the fact that you do kind of go, all right, we're gonna go in this spot, and if it comes to us, we'll be ready. But right now, we're staying out of it. Genius, brilliant and a great story. So one of the best ones you can read is nobody was even affected by it, which is even better. And they do that a lot. Reactdefense.com price is 199 bucks for two months of personal training. Get on that immediately. It could just save your life too. Simple as that. Without even confrontation. Really. Reactdefense.com the home of tactical Black Brady Entertainment.

[Unknown]

Well, we know that the Oscars went down last night and heard about the winners. And yeah, the Razzies also went down.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that's right.

[Unknown]

And Francis Ford Coppola was thrilled to accept his trophy for the worst director for Megalopolis.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. I forgot about that. Coppola did that. Terrible movie.

[Unknown]

Worst picture was Matt. Madame Web.

[Brady Bogan]

That was. Was going to be the second it got released.

[Unknown]

Worst actor, Jerry Seinfeld for Unfrosted.

[Brady Bogan]

That's. People are hit or miss on that.

[Unknown]

And I'm far behind. I don't know any of these.

[Brady Bogan]

Unfrosted is Jerry's movie about cereal?

[Unknown]

No. The history of Pop Tarts.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, Pop Tarts. That's right. The cereal ones. The other.

[Unknown]

It's not bad.

[Brady Bogan]

I've heard. It's okay.

[Unknown]

Anyway, Francis Ford Coppola said, in this wreck of a world today where art is given scores as if it were in professional wrestling, I chose not to follow the gutless rules. Let us remind ourselves that the box office is only about money. And like war, stupidity and politics has no true place in our future.

[Brady Bogan]

He gave a speech at the Razzies.

[Unknown]

He did.

[Brady Bogan]

Nice job.

[Unknown]

Or he wrote a quote.

[Brady Bogan]

Or he just shot it over there. The director of the Godfather response to a Razzie. That's. I gotta hand him that. That's pretty great.

[Unknown]

The worst screen combo. Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga. The Joker.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, there was some junk last year.

[Unknown]

It was. I'm trying to think. It's Megalopolis. Got a lot of them. Unfrosted. Amy Schumer got worse. Supporting actress.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I know. I was gonna say she's in it. It's probably bad.

[Unknown]

Rob Lowe had questions why sex scenes like Nicole Kidman and Baby Girl are seen as brave these days. He says, in our day, it was required. He's like. He says, in early days, there was a page 73 rule. You could just skip to the page 73 of a script to see if you get naked.

[Brady Bogan]

Really?

[Unknown]

Because of that mid second act, which is notoriously the toughest sledding in any.

[Brady Bogan]

Storytelling, you have to fill with some nudity.

[Unknown]

He says, I know the Blue Lagoon. It. Beach under a moonlight.

[Brady Bogan]

How about that?

[Unknown]

Mr. Beast gave $500,000 to someone for standing or. Yeah, standing in a circle.

[Brady Bogan]

A person can do that challenge.

[Unknown]

They had a hundred people stand in circles.

[Brady Bogan]

That's different.

[Unknown]

And the last person to leave there wins a $500,000.

[Brady Bogan]

Not a circle anymore.

[Unknown]

Person made it 70, 37 hours and 43 minutes.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not mistaken. The last two people, it's just a couple guys staring at each other.

[Dick Toledo]

It wasn't worth people standing for seven hours to win 500 grand. Like, how many of them left?

[Brady Bogan]

Dude.

[Unknown]

For 37 hours. He did it 37 hours. And you're all an individual circle. You're not in one circle. So you have this circle.

[Brady Bogan]

There's no such thing as an individual circle.

[Unknown]

You have your 100 circles.

[Brady Bogan]

As a person. Yeah. You're in a circle with others.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

But.

[Unknown]

Yeah, you're facing each other. You can.

[Brady Bogan]

I think if you're in an individual circle, you're blowing yourself. Okay. Or your name's Stewart or your. Stewart. Yeah.

[Unknown]

Or Stephanie.

[Brady Bogan]

Used to be. Stuart had a big one added on so he could do an individual circle.

[Unknown]

Billy Joel took a tumble on stage over the weekend. He got up and finished the show, though. He basically is performing the song. It's still rock and roll to me. And he's twirling the microphone stand. And at the end, he throws the stand to the roadie. Well, evidently the momentum of tossing it to the roadie just tipped him over.

[Brady Bogan]

The heavy stand.

[Dick Toledo]

Work on your balance as you get older. Yeah, man.

[Brady Bogan]

Swiss ball. Try putting your socks on. One leg. Yeah. Core. Core strength.

[Dick Toledo]

Putting on your underwear kicks your ass.

[Brady Bogan]

Stay core. Yeah. When you're gonna.

[Unknown]

I'm not going into that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you gotta grab hold of something to put a sock on. Yeah. You're not doing enough core. Work. Work. That's it. We're done. Larry's coming up next. Bunny. We should have Bunny on some more. People asking, how come she doesn't call you David. Been a mystery the whole time. They named you David and then said Never has. And Brady, you never. She never did even early on, even.

[Unknown]

Say, like, when you're in trouble for some David Brady Bogan.

[Brady Bogan]

But you were. As a baby, they said, we'll name him David and never call him that. That.

[Unknown]

Yep.

[Dick Toledo]

And I still ask her, was it for somebody Family? Like, were you named after somebody?

[Unknown]

No, she just.

[Brady Bogan]

Just a mistake.

[Unknown]

I think. David had to be kind of a maybe Catholic thing.

[Brady Bogan]

Religious, but doesn't.

[Unknown]

And then Brady, they just. Like she said, we just like the name.

[Brady Bogan]

Why not Brady David, then?

[Unknown]

Don't know, bro.

[Brady Bogan]

You gotta call her.

[Unknown]

Oh, that's the next question.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, we won't have. Have. Wouldn't have any answers after that either.

[Dick Toledo]

But did your dad call you David at all?

[Unknown]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

No one ever called you David. So the only time you were David was the day you were born. And they said, here it is. David Brady. Kick anyone's ass who calls him that.

[Unknown]

Yep. And they listened.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm spending something fishy here involving Cuba. Your dad was using an alias or.

[Brady Bogan]

Found out that David was. Yeah. Bunny David.

[Unknown]

Fidel Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. Right. Got to change your name, boy. You're never going to be called David again. Can you get it off the paperwork, though? We're done. Larry's coming up next. You guys have yourselves a great Monday. We'll see you tomorrow. Right here in the morning sickness. Hello, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.