03-03-25 - WWBD - He Caught His Daughter Dry Humping Guy On Porch - How Much Should He Spend On A Car For His Son - His Mom Is Dating Stewart Who Used To Be A Woman

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: March 3, 2025 Title: WWBD - He Caught His Daughter Dry Humping Guy On Porch - How Much Should He Spend On A Car For His Son - His Mom Is Dating Stewart Who Used To Be A Woman

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Introduction

In this engaging episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, host John Holmberg, alongside co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, delves into three provocative and personal listener stories. The discussions are candid, humorous, and occasionally controversial, aiming to entertain and provoke thought among listeners.

1. Daughter Caught Dry Humping on Porch

Timestamp: [02:12 - 07:36]

A listener reaches out with a troubling situation: he discovered his daughter engaging in inappropriate behavior—dry humping a peer on the front porch. This has left him conflicted about the appropriate disciplinary measures.

Key Points:

• Parental Responsibility: The discussion revolves around balancing discipline with understanding teenage behavior. Brady emphasizes setting clear boundaries, while Jeff reminisces about his own high school antics.
• Public vs. Private Conduct: The importance of teaching children appropriate behavior in public spaces versus private settings is highlighted.
• Punishment Dilemma: The listener is torn between taking away privileges, like the car, and allowing some freedom to avoid resentment.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady Bogen: “No humping on the front porch. That's an unspoken rule you don’t have to cement that one in.” [04:23]
• Jeff: “My parents would have said, not on the front porch and not in our house.” [03:05]
• Brady Bogen: “You wouldn’t punish a match. Your daughter's acting like a little tart.” [03:50]

2. Deciding on a Car Budget for a Troubled Teen

Timestamp: [07:36 - 11:52]

The conversation shifts to financial responsibility and parental support as a man contemplates how much to spend on a car for his 16-year-old son, who has already wrecked his work truck twice.

Key Points:

• Budgeting Wisely: The consensus leans towards setting a maximum budget (around $10,000) to instill responsibility without overindulging.
• Responsibility and Consequences: The hosts discuss the importance of the son understanding the value of money and the consequences of reckless behavior.
• Alternative Solutions: Suggestions include matched contributions to teach financial prudence and ensuring the son is genuinely responsible before any significant investment.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady Bogen: “5 grand get die in that clap trap. It’s going to burst into flames.” [08:14]
• Jeff: “I wouldn’t go over that because... he's wrecked my work truck twice.” [08:30]
• Bret Vesely: “You’re raising them, you raise an adult, some of that's on you. You got a dumb kid.” [09:44]

3. Navigating a Parent's New Relationship with a Transgender Partner

Timestamp: [11:52 - 18:37]

A heartfelt and sensitive topic is introduced when a listener shares concerns about his mother's new boyfriend, Stuart, who recently transitioned from female to male. The listener grapples with whether to confront his mother about Stuart's past.

Key Points:

• Acceptance vs. Confrontation: The hosts debate the merits of approaching the situation with acceptance versus questioning Stuart's background and intentions.
• Family Dynamics: The impact of a parent's new relationship on children, especially later in life, is explored, emphasizing respect and understanding.
• Communication is Key: Encouraging open dialogue between the listener and his mother to express concerns without judgment.

Notable Quotes:

• Jeff: “I’d meet him first and get the feel the vibe on that.” [16:26]
• Brady Bogen: “If you were dating a transvestite.” [16:15]
• Jeff: “My only concern is, I guess if that person's doing it in a deceptive way.” [17:02]

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully tackles complex family issues with a blend of humor, empathy, and practicality. Whether dealing with teenage behavior, financial decisions for children, or navigating the complexities of a parent's new relationship, the hosts provide listeners with relatable insights and thoughtful advice. John Holmberg and his team continue to deliver content that resonates with Arizona's morning audience, making it a must-listen for those seeking both entertainment and guidance.

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Notable Segment Highlights:

• Daughter’s Behavior: [02:12 - 07:36]
• Car Budgeting: [07:36 - 11:52]
• Mother's New Partner: [11:52 - 18:37]

Featured Hosts:

• John Holmberg (Host)
• Brady Bogen
• Bret Vesely
• Dick Toledo

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Tune In:
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Transcript

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[Brady]

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[Jeff]

Thank you.

[Brady]

Thanks, Jeff. Jeff. Buds. Brady and I are in a movie called Them Hills have bloods.

[Jeff]

Blood in the hills.

[Brady]

That's right. Blood in them. The hills. Blood in them hills.

[Anthony]

And then. Yeah, coming in for you guys. Now look at that.

[Brady]

You know what? I signed on with to do that for $0 with the promise of nothing later. And it has delivered everything I agreed to.

[Jeff]

Best move.

[Brady]

Oh, it's amazing. Yeah. Pretty solid right there. So if you want to Go Amazon or Apple. I don't know. Apple. Okay, go to Apple and you can download it. I have not watched it yet. I would giggle too hard. Uh, dear Brady, if you caught your daughter dry humping a kid on your front patio because she's acting like a little whore right now, and her mother doesn't reprimand her for acting like a tart, what would the punishment be? I'd say you should take her car away. But my wife says you do that, you got to drive her around all the time. It's actually going to punish us. Which is true. So what do I do with this whore daughter? Got himself a daughter that's acting out dry humping dudes on the front patio.

[Jeff]

I look at it this way. Oh, boy, did I dry hump girls in high school.

[Brady]

On the front patio.

[Jeff]

On the patio. But what would happen? My parents would have said, don't do it on the front patio. First of all, I would be a little set back that I got busted by my parents. It's embarrassing.

[Brady]

Let's put it this way, though. You're talking about doing it at your house. This guy's doing it at this guy's house. So her, the daughter, now it's you.

[Jeff]

Right.

[Brady]

Do you think your parents would react to that same way if your sister was on the patio getting dry humping a guy, what would they think of that guy?

[Jeff]

They would have said, not on the front porch and not in our house.

[Brady]

Right. Don't do it.

[Jeff]

But that's still, you know.

[Anthony]

Well, that's what you would do, right?

[Brady]

Yeah. You say, don't do it, but she's already done it.

[Anthony]

She's gonna keep doing it.

[Brady]

You don't punish a match.

[Jeff]

No.

[Brady]

Your daughter's acting like a little tart.

[Jeff]

You're not gonna do that in the house. That's the deal.

[Brady]

So take you the backyard. Where do you do it? You're actually telling her, go do it.

[Jeff]

Just not get a hall pass in the first time. Try humping on the. You know, you just. That one, right? Doors are always open. That's inside. Yeah. Inside, outside.

[Brady]

You're talking about Laser and Kenny Kaiser walking in their yard.

[Jeff]

Porch. Just turn the lights out.

[Brady]

And what if it's daytime?

[Jeff]

I know. No humping on the front porch.

[Brady]

Wow, you've really put your foot down on this one. No humping on the front porch, Brett. Of course there's no humping on the front porch. But she broke that rule. That's an unspoken rule. You don't have to cement that one in.

[Jeff]

So I I mean, again, they got busted there. I don't know about punishment necessarily, really.

[Brady]

If Kirby did that at somebody's house, you wouldn't be like, oh, my God, I'd be embarrassed. Right. And you wouldn't ground her for embarrassing you or at least take something away. The car thing is tough because parents like convenience.

[Jeff]

Oh, it's a pain.

[Brady]

I wouldn't do that. Let him keep the car.

[Anthony]

I gotta drive you to the movies.

[Brady]

Well, they don't go to the movies anymore. Yeah, I gotta drive her to the weed shop. You probably should do that anyway, because she probably came. Drive to the weed shop legally, you know, being inebriated like that. But if she was dry. She's 16. Yeah. Thank you.

[Jeff]

So I'm gonna take you two over. Your mom and I are gonna talk to their parents.

[Brady]

Oh, boy.

[Jeff]

And say what you've. You've done.

[Brady]

You would make both of you say, I'm sorry for dry humping your son in public? Yep. That's pretty good. All right. Like, you shame her to have her go over to the person's house. I'm a little whore.

[Jeff]

Sorry for my behavior.

[Brady]

Behave like a little tramp. And I'm not. I'm not classless. Because wouldn't you think that the boy she's with who's doing that on your porch is kind of classless? And God sakes, if your daughter did it at somebody else's house, she'd be considered classless.

[Jeff]

I would say the parents are down with it, but the. You know, then the boy has to come back to us and apologize to you guys. Yeah.

[Brady]

Yeah. I'm sorry that I dry humped your daughter on the patio in broad daylight.

[Anthony]

But have some class. Take her to a park or do something.

[Brady]

Exactly. Back seat.

[Anthony]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You just told me she got a car. You're willing to take it away, tint the windows and get her in there.

[Jeff]

And be happy that it was dry humping?

[Brady]

Well, for now, yeah. That's what. That's what's up to it. Yeah.

[Jeff]

It's a game.

[Anthony]

Well, what would Dan have done if he walked in on something like that?

[Brady]

Killed a Mexican. The guy that was dry humping my sister would have. Probably want to go dig a hole. If you're still here when that hole's done, we'll talk. What's your dad on mad about, huh? Like, oh, boy. Well, I had stuff to do, but I'm gonna stick around, see how this ends. My dad would have. There would have been some noise in the house. It wouldn't have been Quiet. It wouldn't have been a talk.

[Anthony]

That's could have hired him at a framer at one of his jobs. Yeah, give him a job.

[Brady]

Yeah, he probably all right. And also, are you handy at all? Not handsy. Get it all. Stop touching her. Yeah, My dad would have lost his mind. He was never happy about that. I just remember that, you know, seeing those guys in the hat. You need to go home now. What? You need to go home now. I have to talk to my daughter. Dad, you're such a dick. And then they go outside and she'd make out with them on purpose. And my dad would watch in that window. Oh, tough.

[Anthony]

Don't have to go home, but you can't stay.

[Brady]

Yeah, I think there might be like a supply like a minor beating and really ever it might bounce her around a little bit off walls. Not in my goddamn house. All right, Brady. How much is not enough to spend. Here we go again. How much is not enough to spend on a 16 year old boy's car? I'm a well off man. I'm not bragging, but I do okay. But my kid is a terrorist. He's wrecked my work truck twice. Just moving it out of the driveway to shoot hoops. My wife wants him to get a new car for safety. And I say he gets a car for max 10 grand. Because he's going to blow it up within 30 days. What would you do, Anthony?

[Jeff]

I'm with you. Max. Max 10 grand. You wouldn't go in there in half.

[Brady]

5 grand get die in that clap trap. It's going to burst into flames.

[Anthony]

Can I buy a pivot for five grand?

[Jeff]

More expensive than that equipment. Be safer with it.

[Brady]

Oh my God.

[Jeff]

Then you can move up a level.

[Brady]

Do they even have cars for 5,000?

[Anthony]

I don't know.

[Brady]

Can you buy one for that? Honestly, that work, right?

[Jeff]

Kirby's car was eight.

[Brady]

It's pretty reasonable. How much have you put in since you had it? A few thousand more.

[Jeff]

1200. 1400.

[Brady]

Okay, so you're 10. 12,000. That's crazy. I didn't think. Yeah, 5,000 is out of the picture. 10's like the minimum. Yeah, I see.

[Jeff]

Yeah, but I wouldn't go over that because.

[Brady]

Yeah. Oh, no, don't buy him anything new, you know, because.

[Jeff]

What were the reasons why he had the accidents? I mean if that's just pulling the car out just an idiot just being stupid. Yep.

[Brady]

Or maybe you get him a new one because it's all under warranty and stuff. And every time he screws up.

[Anthony]

I wouldn't yeah, but then warranty doesn't cover bringing it to Shane, Orlando and everything else.

[Brady]

All right, yeah, go cheap. Let him respect it. You're right.

[Jeff]

He's got. He's got to get a little more interest in that car.

[Brady]

I mean, well, he's just got to pay attention. You're raising them.

[Jeff]

I mean, if he's got any kind of money. I know some people said, I'll go half with you, whatever you make with the kid. Yeah. Over the next two years. If you're making for your car now, match it. I'll match it.

[Anthony]

Yeah, I think Toledo or something did something.

[Brady]

Yeah. Yeah, a couple of friends have done that sickness. Holmberg's morning sickness. But if the kids, at least they're working for, can't even back a car to the driveway. You know, you raise an adult, some of that's on you. You got a dumb kid.

[Jeff]

Yeah. The last thing you want, though, actually. No car. Then he. He borrows your car.

[Brady]

Oh, you know what I mean? Here's another thing. A DNA test. Just make sure it's yours. He sounds like an idiot. And make sure before you start buying him a car. Just be 100%. Yeah, sure, maybe he looks like it. You're fairly certain? But there's too many tests out there to make that a thing, so. Yeah, don't factor this that you don't have. You're not raising some other dipsticks, kid, and then go, ah, you're not even mine. $0 out the door for your car. Your dad can buy it.

[Anthony]

I'm not buying Keyshawn's car.

[Brady]

Yeah, I'm gonna put a D apostrophe in front of your name now, Kevin, and you no longer are mine. Dick. Evan. Dad, this isn't fair. You shouldn't have wrecked my car twice, or I wouldn't have DNA tested. There's no way you're from my loins.

[Jeff]

That Smart car is safe.

[Brady]

There's no way. I recommend that constantly. I think that once your kid starts doing stuff makes you shake your head, even if you're almost 99% certain. Just in case you can get out of this DNA test, just in case you're off the hook. I'd be doing it all the time. I do it multiple times. I got here doing something dumb again. Maybe that test is more modern. Now we find out it's not mine, be praying that thing's not mine. I look at every family of multiples. They got two or three kids. I can see where two of them give you pride. There's never three good ones. There's always one of the threes. Like, oh, geez, are you gonna DNA test for that one? Something's wrong with that one. And they're like, I would definitely check that. I wouldn't be mad at my wife. This one's not mine. You know that, right?

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I'm so sorry. No, no, you don't have to apologize. But I'm just not gonna pay for that anymore.

[Anthony]

We're good.

[Brady]

This one's on you. We're not even gonna make it retroactive, but from here on out, I've ceased all love and financial responsibility. Dear Brady. Yeah, do it today. That's a great PSA. That's my new thing. That's my new movement for 2025. Take a look at that thing and make sure 100%. Stomp it out. If it's a cigarette, that's. If it's a cigarette that's smoldering, it might be a fire someday. Stomp it out. You're looking out the window at your son. Back in the truck, into the mailbox for the second time. Hope and pray that comes back with a D apostrophe in front of it. Dear Brady, my mom is dating again 12 years after her divorce from my father. I was 31 when this happened, and she. That's kind of like, my deal, I think. I was 31. My parents got divorced. I was 31 when it happened. And she really took it rough. So I was happy when my sister told me that she started to see someone. I looked online at the name I was given. My mother's been dating this person. It's a man named Stuart, and Stuart used to be a woman. It's not announced on the page or anything, but it's completely obvious that about eight years ago, there are no pictures of Stuart, but someone who looks a lot like him, who's in a dress. Uh, my mom is oblivious to this stuff. I don't think Stewart is saying anything to her because I know my mother and this would not fly. But she does seem happy. I talked to my sister. She says I'm crazy. This might be a problem going forward. Do I let this play out or tell my mom? Hey, I think Stewart's a woman deep down. I'm supposed to meet Stewart in two weeks. We'll see what it is. I thank Bryce.

[Jeff]

Oh, I'm tell. I. You know, somehow I work it in. Like, I gotta. Yeah, I gotta talk to my mom about that. Now, there could be an angle of meeting Stewart here in two weeks, right?

[Brady]

Y.

[Jeff]

And asking him and saying, what was your name before? Does my mom know your background? How. How well does she.

[Brady]

What if you're wrong?

[Jeff]

And you could be wrong.

[Brady]

Yeah. That's dangerous.

[Jeff]

Well, but you're not saying. You're not questioning. You're saying. Or you could just basically ask, because I thought this person said, oh, it's confirmed.

[Brady]

No.

[Jeff]

Okay.

[Brady]

It's not announced.

[Jeff]

So then I said I would meet him first.

[Brady]

Scrolled back, and eight years ago, on the social media page that Stewart's carrying around, and he's old, I'm guessing 31. When the divorce happened, your mom was probably like 55.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Brady]

At the earliest. So that was 12 years ago. So now she's almost 70. Stuart's probably 70. He's not following. That Facebook thing where he's going back and, you know, purging all get to know Stuart.

[Jeff]

Maybe you like him.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Anthony]

So Stephanie became Stuart.

[Brady]

Yeah. Twelve years ago, when your dad was leaving your mom, Stuart was leaving himself. It's about the same timeline.

[Jeff]

I'd meet him first and get the feel the vibe on that. Because if you think it's deceptive in some way.

[Brady]

Okay, let me ask you this. Bunz is 80 something.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Your mom and you know, my dad passed a couple years ago. And she finds a companion.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Yeah. They're not gonna be sexual. There's not gonna be a lot of genital exposure.

[Jeff]

Bunny. I don't know.

[Brady]

Oh, no, Bunny. Bunny will be dry humping on the patio. We're taking her car away.

[Jeff]

Still looking at that partial hip replacement.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, partial because the other hips still cocking and rolling. But if she meets somebody.

[Jeff]

Yep.

[Brady]

And you like the person for her, but you haven't met him. Then you find out this person used to be a woman. But your mom seems to enjoy the company. Do you. Do you tell her?

[Jeff]

My only concern is, I guess if that person's doing it in a deceptive way.

[Brady]

What is that?

[Jeff]

I don't know if, like, there's other things that would be involved. Not only that, is there other stuff that she's not.

[Brady]

Chronic lies.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Brady]

So what else don't we know about? You?

[Jeff]

Yes.

[Brady]

Were you in jail or what? And that's another thing. What? You find out they're in jail and they're like, look, I fixed my life. There's no reason to just bring up my past every time I'm having a nice time. With your mom, there is a huge.

[Jeff]

Point of, she's really enjoying this person's company.

[Brady]

Right.

[Jeff]

She's happy. She's happier than she's been in a while.

[Brady]

Or happy as a clam, ironically.

[Jeff]

Yeah. You don't.

[Brady]

Fred's laugh got me on that one.

[Jeff]

You just let it go.

[Brady]

But let it go.

[Jeff]

I definitely, you know, it. It helps if you meet that person, know them, and, like, you know what seems like a good person.

[Brady]

So would you think funny if she didn't know and was happy and then found out, would feel bad?

[Jeff]

Oh, you know what? I have the luxury of asking her that right now.

[Brady]

I mean, like, if you were dating a trans.

[Jeff]

That's a great question. I go, mom, if you met somebody.

[Anthony]

In the next year, let's get her on the phone.

[Brady]

We need to call Bunny.

[Jeff]

I'll ask her that.

[Brady]

Why are you talking about that?

[Jeff]

Because there's a point of me, a part that would say maybe not, but then earlier, you know, but then I could see.

[Brady]

Would the religious thing kick in? I think God's way would.

[Jeff]

I think she's a little more open to it now.

[Brady]

Dating a transvestite.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Brady]

That's good.

[Jeff]

Because again, there's not, you know, the physical part of that relationship.

[Brady]

You don't know that. It's assumed. And I'm with you. I assume it, too.

[Jeff]

But what.

[Brady]

It's a new body. It's new fun pheromones. Get going.

[Jeff]

You're right.

[Brady]

And then she says to her new steward, she goes, it could be. Let's get a Viagra. And Stuart says, I don't need Viagra. Oh. And she's thinking, I just do. It's. But that's not what Stuart's talking about. Doesn't need Viagra because there's nothing for Viagra to do. And then it's just soup.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Bunny. Soup. Bunny.

[Jeff]

Thank you to Lita.

[Brady]

Bunny. Tranny soup. You know what? I'll pay for the commercials. We miss Bunny Tranny soup time. Nope. Plenty of time. Call Bunny and ask her. I bet she's. Oh, gross. No, she wouldn't even like. It would be over in a second anyway. So what would this guy do real quick? Let it go. You said let it fly.

[Jeff]

Meet him.

[Brady]

Well, you're going to meet him no matter what.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Then what?

[Jeff]

Then. Then make the call. Then. Then I'd let it. I'd let it fly.

[Brady]

You wouldn't say a word.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Yes, you would. You would have to.

[Jeff]

If it's really noticeable. Depends on how ugly.

[Anthony]

Got an Adam's apple and stuff.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Brady]

All right. There you go. Time. That's time. We got it. All right. I understand. Toledo time. Brady's Mom. Bumping clams with Caitlyn Jr. Is not something we can fish out more time for. There you go, everybody. That's what Brady did. And good luck with your weird parents. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98 can.