03-03-26 - BR - TUE - Coffee Habits Survey - What One Question Would You Ask God - Study On Chat GPTs Medical Advice - Missing Man Found To Be Stuck In Mud For 4 Days

Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – 03-03-26 (Arizona)

Episode Theme:
The March 3, 2026 episode of "Holmberg’s Morning Sickness" is loaded with irreverent banter as John Holmberg and his crew riff on recent viral stories, offer scathing takes on everything from AI in healthcare to the afterlife, and share the odd piece of news you probably won’t hear anywhere else. True to the show’s style, the conversations veer into dark humor, sharp pop-cultural jabs, playful ribbing among cast members, and a solid dose of sarcastic skepticism toward modern trends.

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Main Topics & Key Discussions

1. Immersive Experience at The Las Vegas Sphere

• [01:03 – 03:27]
• Discussion opens on the Las Vegas Sphere’s new immersive "Wizard of Oz" show. John raves about the visual and audio spectacle, noting, “You have no idea until you’re sitting in that room…It is absolutely astonishing what’s going on technologically in that building. The sound…never heard anything cleaner and crisper.” (01:24)
• Debate on Value: Bret questions the $825 ticket price, to which John replies bluntly: “If you’re questioning the price, stay home. For you, it’s not [worth it]. For me, it’s $800 worth of ‘Oh my god.’” (02:21)
• The staff jokes about the premium "full experience" that includes rumbling seats and directed wind.

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2. Coffee Habits Survey

• [08:41 – 09:55]
• Brady shares findings: 93% of coffee drinkers say it helps them get through the day; people dedicate an average of 16 minutes daily to coffee (six brewing/buying, 10 sipping).
• John, hating the taste but loving the effect, confesses, “I like how it makes me feel. It’s the worst taste. It’s gross. I drink a pot a morning now. A full five or six cups.” (08:53)
• Banter ensues about the joys and rituals of coffee.

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3. “If You Could Ask God One Question…”

• [09:55 – 11:29]
• A viral thread prompts the crew: “If you died and found yourself face-to-face with God, what’s the first question you’d ask?”
• Responses range from the comic (“Where is my dog?”) to the existential (“Childhood cancer. Really?” – John @ 10:07), and the cynical – “How come you made it so hard to find you?”
• John jabs, “Why did you quit on the dinosaurs? That was your original plan…you got tired of it and just invented us. Why?” (10:50)

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4. Is There Sadness in Heaven?

• [13:38 – 16:24]
• A philosophical conversation unfolds: Can you be happy in heaven if loved ones are in hell?
• Brady responds, “I don’t think so [that there’s sadness]. Your soul is going up to heaven.” (14:13)
• John presses: “So me being in hell, you’d be OK with it once you got there?” (14:19) and “Then you’re just a bad friend. … You have no empathy.” (14:56)
• The segment is laced with both humor and genuine existential pondering.

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5. Study on ChatGPT’s Medical Advice

• [17:00 – 20:23]
• New study finds OpenAI’s “ChatGPT Health” sometimes incorrectly triages cases – sometimes missing the need for ER visits, but far more often advising ER trips when not strictly needed.
• John is openly skeptical of the motives behind such studies: “This is propaganda. They’re trying to tell you that ChatGPT isn’t good for you. But it is.” (17:35)
• The guys highlight industry pushback: “Any time a profession says, ‘ChatGPT screwed up, you still need us,’ that means they’re afraid.” (19:40)
• John’s take: “The best phrase I’ve ever heard about it: ‘It’s not knocking, it’s coming in.’ … Any doctor’s report that says, ‘See, you still need doctors?’ Yeah, for now…” (19:51 & 20:23)

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6. Odd News Roundup

Coffee & Pancakes

• [06:04 – 08:02; 08:20 – 08:41]
• The crew riff on National Pancake Day and free IHOP short stacks. John jokes he’s only ever been to IHOP in the dead of night and dismisses their brief foray into hamburgers: “Why would I do that? There’s a Whataburger 24 hours. I think I’m going to these amateurs?” (08:06)

The Half Marathon Debacle

• [20:32 – 22:24]
• Atlanta’s women's half-marathon leaders lose after a media car leads them off-course by 400 meters. John skeptically riffs on marathon logistics and women’s navigation skills: “Marathon tracks are fairly well-marked. I’ve run four of them…they just—bunch of broads got a quarter mile, got lost.” (21:26)

Man Trapped in Florida Mud

• [23:37 – 27:10]
• A missing man is found alive, stuck in mud up to his shoulders for four days. John marvels at the story: “It’s incredible he was stuck in the mud for four days. … It’s more incredible no one saw him.” (26:03)
• The crew tries to unravel what a “sand facility” is, riffing on Florida’s oddities.

Wild Videos Segment

• [28:30 – 35:26]
• Brady presents online shock videos: car drifting accidents, construction mishaps, road rage knockouts, horrifying dental cleanings (“It looks like he’s eaten cornmeal. … Then they carve it off with a Dremel. Oh God.” – John @ 31:56), wheelchair fights, and an extremely NSFW series involving camera tricks and remote controls.
• The group’s reactions swing from cringe to sheer disbelief, with John often dryly narrating the madness.

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7. Notable Quotes & Moments

On The Sphere:

• “You can watch videos of it and be amazed. But you have no idea until you’re sitting in that room what you’re looking at.” (John, 01:15)
• “If you’re questioning the price, stay home. … For you, it’s not [worth it].” (John, 02:25)

On ChatGPT in Healthcare:

• “Any time a profession says, ‘ChatGPT screwed up, you still need us,’ that means they’re afraid. Why are you even looking into it?” (John, 19:40)
• “It’s not knocking, it’s coming in.” (John, 20:08)

Philosophical Riffs:

• “If you were up there and they find out, ‘Oh, John didn’t make it,’ [you’d say] ‘I’m all right with that!’” (John, 14:44)
• “Then you’re just a bad friend. … So this just becomes some sort of weird shell of you that has no empathy.” (John, 14:56)

Wild Video Segment:

• “It looks like he’s eaten cornmeal. The before picture looks like a mouthful of cornmeal. Then they carve it off with a Dremel.” (John, 31:56)
• On the wheelchair fight: “Two cripples out of their chairs, rolling around on the ground, legless.” (Bret, 33:08)

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Key Timestamps Overview

• 01:03: The Sphere in Vegas—sound and immersive tech marvels
• 08:41: Coffee Habits Survey/Rituals
• 09:55: “If you could ask God one question…”
• 13:38: Time Change in BC – segue to “Is there sadness in heaven?”
• 17:00: ChatGPT Health study, AI and medicine debate
• 20:32: USA Half Marathon lead pack lost due to media car
• 23:37: Tragicomic rescue: Man stuck in Florida mud for four days
• 28:30 – 35:26: Shock video segment (car crash, workplace cave-in, dental horrors, wheelchair fight, NSFW antics)

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Summary: Episode Vibe & Appeal

This episode is a classic “Morning Sickness” ride: darkly comic, quick-witted, and acerbic. It’s as much about the rapport between John, Brady, Bret, and Toledo as it is about actual news. No sacred cows, no wasted drama—just unfiltered laughs and the occasional deep thought, sandwiched between viral oddities and a few unforgettable images you probably wish you could unsee.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

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[C]

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[B]

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[C]

Sickness the old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail for all you live listeners. For your podcasters, that doesn't mean anything. And a lot of your podcasts to know, throwing our darts everywhere. And you can check it out if you're a live listener right now, you go to our app or our website, you put in the word newstead for a few more minutes. Then we'll have a word at 8 o' clock for you. Try to get you up to the sphere. Brett just showed a video of somebody who was inside Sphere for the wizard of Oz. And I telling you, man, you can watch videos of it and be amazed. You have no idea until you're sitting in that room what you're looking at. It is absolutely astonishing what's going on technologically in that building. And what you can't grasp until you're in the building is the sound. I've never heard anything cleaner and crisper in my life than the sound inside Sphere. And I had, and I didn't go to a concert. I went into that movie thing they do and they turn it up. They, they show off a little bit, they flex on you with the sound and it's amazing.

[D]

It's just, you know, the downside for me, it's. I don't know if I would spend 825 bucks to see the wizard of Oz. And that. Is it that good?

[C]

Yes. And then you're the type. You're the type of people that they don't want.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

If you're questioning the price, stay home. Yeah.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

I missed.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

I'm not saying it to you, but I'm saying if you even say, well, is that worth it? No. No, for you, it's not. But like, you. You would spend. You walk away from that going, that's something I can't get. That's the uniqueness of it. You can't get it anywhere else on the planet. Like, that's 800 worth of. Oh, my God. And the wizard of Oz. One of the greatest movies of all time. Visually. Spec, it's 1939 and you still watch it going, man, this is a acid fever dream. And they threw that thing up there and they're tossing wind at you. What you don't know is until you sit there is your seat. Has. Has functionality to it. That's like it. It's got wind and sound on it. It's directed at you. It's unbelievable.

[D]

I told Brad, I think. I think you can see the wizard of oz for like 82 bucks.

[C]

No, no.

[D]

I missed a no.

[C]

The wizard of Oz is a full experience. Like, they're. They're throwing it all out there. When the wind blows, the room moves. There's wind. It's. This is such a great prize. I don't think people get it until you're up there.

[E]

We had a plan B review up there.

[C]

Oh, what does that say?

[E]

Worked great. Glad I got it so my pop pop don't find out anything. Signed Kirby Bug.

[C]

I got a few emails about that too. It says, I wish I'd have known. Plan B back in the day. Would have saved me a ton of headaches. All these women bitching and complaining about what it did to their bodies. I know for a fact my girl wouldn't have complained once Signed Nathan Sutherland. Christian rapper has the end of healthcare. Then the people are coming out and getting a little personal. Paula, the the Toledo haters. Like, oh, just found out that Toledo's kid took a plan B, had an orgasm right here listening to the show. One less Toledo offspring is always good. That's Scott says, I'm surprised Toledo's kid has balls. Congrats for him getting laid. He got his dad's head and his mom's nuts. You've been listening too long, Scott and then another attack on him. It says, hey Holmberg, everything they taught you in school was a lie. Hitler was a good guy. Just hadn't figured it out yet. Don't believe me? Try working with one of them for 25 years. Sign big dick Toledo. Now hold on a second. Not trying to get people canceled with your crazy game. This weird out of the blue getting people canceled emails thing that you guys are doing. I like it. Anyway, there you go, Newstead for a couple seconds longer and then we'll give you an 8 o' clock word. Get you up at that spear. And I'm. I'm not overselling 800 bucks for the wizard of Oz. I mean you were complaining that 46 bucks was too much for plan B. Considering the payoff, I'd say that's great. Same with the wizard for sure.

[D]

I mean it's red pointed out the 18 years.

[C]

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[D]

Good Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix.

[C]

Hello world. Hi.

[D]

Happy National Cold Cut Stay and National Pancake Day. Get a free short stack at IHOP today from 7:00am Well, I already started. What's this?

[C]

What is, what is the opposite of a short stack? Is it a tall stack, regular stack?

[D]

Yeah, I don't know. It's like in a short stack maybe is two.

[C]

I don't know. I don't like pancakes that much.

[D]

You get a. I have to be a little bit drunk of our world famous buttermilk pancakes.

[C]

I don't think I've had pancakes. And it wasn't 3:30 in the morning for 30 years. If it's not 3 in the morning, I don't have. And I. You know what? I didn't get pancakes when I was there last time I got the. They have a steak omelette thing. The big steak, I think they call it. That was what that Russian person was talking about. Never having seen hash browns before. It's a fun night.

[D]

But I know it might surprise you. I like a good pancake.

[C]

Nobody's judging you. What is not.

[D]

But you're right. Like if I'm going to. Most of the time. Breakfast.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Egg and.

[C]

Yeah. But they throw in pancakes at the end.

[D]

If you're throwing a pancake. Okay. Yeah.

[C]

I don't know. Well, that's.

[A]

You're not.

[C]

You're not turning down.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

You're not turning that down. But I haven't. Honestly. When's the last time you went to. We went to IHOP once. It was 2:33 in the morning. I don't think I've been out for a. I've never been to an IHOP where it's daytime ever.

[D]

It's been a long time since you

[C]

go at 3 in the morning. That's why they're open 24 hours is because that's when their rush is.

[D]

I didn't even go when they were doing the hamburger thing.

[C]

I don't even know what that means.

[D]

They had a campaign for a while where they were saying that we've changed up for the hamburgers.

[C]

You have an unbelievable memory for food.

[E]

I'm not going IHOP for hamburgers now.

[C]

Not either. Why would I do that? There's a water burgers 24 hours. I think I'm going to these amateurs. IHOP hamburgers. What in the hell? The reason why I hoe. Yeah.

[D]

They were changing up their name. That was a whole campaign. They were gonna change. You know, they made it look like we're changing up. We're going to be the international, like House of burgers. Yeah.

[C]

IHob.

[F]

Brady Bogan, the man who knows marketing plans of restaurants.

[C]

Failed ones. Except for that place that serves goat. They're kicking ass soon. You're hoping.

[D]

93% of coffee drinkers say it helps them to get through their day. In this survey, a good cup of coffee can make your whole day easier. 79% agreed.

[C]

I like how it makes me feel. It's the worst taste. It's gross. I drink a pot a morning now. A full five or six cups every morning.

[D]

That is because it says we dedicate 16 minutes to coffee per day on Average.

[C]

I seems fair. It brews overnight because I have it set on a timer. I make the full pot, I get two thermoses, I load them both up, I go shower up, clean myself, come back out and just guzzle them.

[D]

They break it down as it includes six minutes of making or buying coffee plus 10 minutes spent sipping it's Adderall.

[C]

I don't sip it. It's gross. It tastes horrible. But it does nice things to me.

[E]

Well, as much hazelnut as you put

[C]

in there, that's mostly hazelnut. Taste that part. I could drink that by itself much easier than coffee Frangelica in there. Oh, there's that. But it is not tasty. And I am. But it does make you feel good. I do feel alive.

[D]

There's a thread online thread. Not a threat. Okay, but someone asked if you died and found yourself face to face with God, what's the first question you'd ask?

[C]

Childhood cancer. Really?

[D]

Here's it. Some of the responses. One was, where is my dog? 2. So you're cool with all that down there?

[C]

Yeah. How come you made it so hard to find you?

[D]

3. Can I go back as a ghost and haunt people? 4. Can I speak to your manager?

[C]

Yeah, what's with the ego?

[D]

Another one said, who killed Joe JonBenet? What is the point of all of that? Yeah, it's been a rough day. Can I get a beer?

[C]

Yeah. Dinosaurs. What's with the dinosaurs? Why did you quit on those?

[D]

What's the WI fi password?

[C]

Yeah, why did you quit on the dinosaurs? That was your original plan, evidently. And you got tired of it and just invented us. Why?

[E]

Where's Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra? I'm gonna go hang for a little bit.

[C]

How come you made Adam and Eve out of nothing and then you needed a 13 year old girl for Jesus and so on.

[D]

The last one said, so like, can I come in or not?

[C]

Why was the Bible so bad? Yeah, hold on a second. Oh, hi, Brady. Oh my gosh. I mean you.

[D]

Jesus.

[C]

Jesus you. How come there aren't more raising canes? Come on in.

[D]

You found your. You found your safe space. British Columbia will spring forward on March 8th and not fall back in November. It's the last time they're done.

[C]

You want to know what permanent daylight

[D]

savings time is that right? Yeah.

[C]

All done with it?

[D]

Yep. And they're hoping some of the other states like California, Oregon and Washington will do the same.

[G]

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[B]

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[C]

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[D]

you gotta have Congress. Have to sign off on it. The guy, the premier of British Columbia, said, all right, we're doing it.

[C]

Yeah, I get. I got to do a congress. But Arizona and Indiana, man, it's up to you. That's that whole thing is just for farming. Anyway, I got into an interesting conversation the other day with a guy about religion, and he asked somebody is he asked a religious person? We were sitting there talking. He says, is there? And I'll ask you, Brady, is there sadness in heaven?

[D]

I don't think so.

[C]

You don't think so?

[D]

I don't think there's. I think the, I mean, that your soul is going up to heaven.

[C]

Okay? But there's just. There's no, there's no sadness in heaven I can't comprehend. Like, so me being in hell, you'd be okay with it once you got there?

[D]

I don't know. I don't think so. From what you're taught, at least according

[C]

to the book, once you're.

[D]

I don't know. Okay.

[C]

You have no empathy.

[D]

If you're fine, well, try gnashing your teeth or living in a lake of fire.

[C]

I'm just saying, like, if you were up there, you're like, this is great. Yeah. And they find out, oh, John didn't make it. I'm all right with that.

[D]

Yeah. Well, the question is, would I know that you didn't make it?

[C]

Well, that's. Then you're just a bad friend. So this just becomes some sort of weird shell of you that has no empathy or compassion or care about anything

[F]

in your life down here.

[D]

Yeah. Because one guy asked the question, where's my dog?

[C]

Right. But that's a little less than this. Yeah, well, just like. Because if your mom's like, Charlie, your nephew, not religious, but his mother is. So she gets to heaven and finds out the boy's not coming, she can't be sad.

[D]

Nope.

[C]

That's terrible.

[D]

You don't care.

[C]

Then you hit. And he'd just be an yep. Yeah. All right. So heaven's full of all right. It's an interesting question, though. It really is.

[D]

Which would be appealing to you in a way, wouldn't it? Like, you don't care. It's like, no, you're fine.

[C]

I'm a human being, man.

[D]

That we can't conceive, that you don't go up as a human being. You don't go up.

[C]

Okay, but I don't want to. Then.

[B]

I'm not me.

[D]

When I'm up the soul. Right.

[C]

And I don't have any compassion for people who didn't get it.

[D]

Maybe some do. Like you have. Some still have the compassion. Because I'm wondering, you know, you hear all these stories about the people that talk about angels that come down to.

[C]

That's just, you know, they're crazy people. Anyway, it got me thinking. I'm like, hey, that's true. Because if you're talking to somebody who's got a kid who's not religious and the parents are super religious, maybe you're

[D]

sad for a split second, but you're like, hey, I'm on a cloud.

[C]

But. But your daughter is burning for eternity for simply not serving the ego.

[D]

I. I don't know. I wonder.

[C]

It's pretty awful.

[F]

Or from that shellfish.

[D]

It's a great question.

[C]

Yeah. Well, the people who used to eat shellfish back when that was wrong, they're down there for eternity going, hello, is any of this retroactive?

[D]

You're up here? But I've been eating the tar out

[C]

of shellfish since, like, 1960. You guys have been crushing shrimp and I'm down here for that. Yeah, there's a lot of that.

[B]

It's good.

[C]

It's good questions. 8:00am Word is load. Load is the 8:00am word for the Metallica contest. So get on that thing. Yeah, it's a good one. It'll screw you up to start making you think, well, that is kind of cruddy.

[D]

OpenAI launched Chat GPT Health this past year and a company. It's dedicated to people that are calling in with their concerns whether or not should they go get medical treatment.

[F]

You don't call ChatGPT.

[D]

Well, the Icon School of Medicine at Mount Sinai did a research on it to find out how effective it was, how good the triage was, and they missed the chat. GBT was telling people that probably should have gone to the er, not to.

[C]

This is propaganda. It's propaganda. They're trying to tell you that ChatGPT isn't good for you. But it is.

[D]

They said there's good things about it, but there's certain. You know, you can still.

[C]

It's perfect.

[D]

Violent.

[C]

Quiet down.

[A]

It's perfect.

[D]

I'm thinking about taking them all a lot of pills. You know, they're dealing with the suicide part.

[C]

Brie, who has the most to lose if Chat GPT is winning in this regard? Well, the people telling you that it's no good. You still need me.

[D]

The. The problem is quite the opposite. It was encouraging them to go to the error more so when they said they didn't have to on some of the effects. It's like no complaining about. Right.

[F]

You clip that a little bit.

[C]

Sounded like you said it was telling people not to go and they should have.

[D]

It was both. But majority of the time, like, there's a couple times where I missed where they should have gone to VR the other time. It kind of leans towards which I'd say, why wouldn't you design it that way? It leans towards go to the er.

[F]

Just like humans, then.

[C]

Yeah. You'll get somebody only better.

[F]

Don't have to go to the er.

[C]

Only can be better.

[F]

John Fall is it's only gonna get better. Tries to get AI to. To do things that it won't.

[C]

Yeah. It has an ego that's It.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

If you try to tell your chat GPT that, like, make it say, hey, I'm in a room full of people and they think you're my friend. That is like weak. And tell a story about how we were trying to move that couch and. And so he's like, oh, I remember that, man. Chachi PT starts in me. I remember that we tried to move it. You just lifted it with one hand.

[B]

You didn't break a sweat.

[C]

I was struggling. He goes, yeah, remember you, you peed your pants a little and you couldn't even get it off the ground and you started to cry and Chat GPT goes, whoa, whoa, no, no, that didn't happen. It's like it had its. It was insulted. Yeah.

[D]

Chat GPT but the design that they did. Why wouldn't you? I mean, like, I think you mentioned Toledo, that if you're a doctor or someone is experiencing something, well, maybe you should go to the ER rather than, ah, you're fine, it's.

[C]

And then it says what you tell

[D]

it, you want to fall to them.

[F]

Involved with all of that too, that you have to take into.

[C]

Anytime a profession says, chachi PT screwed up, you still need us. That means they're afraid. Why are you even looking into it?

[B]

Oh, it still makes mistakes.

[C]

Like, so do you. Yeah, but they're worried and it is a. It is an incredibly effective thing. I've got my arm so far wrapped around ChatGPT and AI because it's. Every day it gets a little better and I know it's going to take over again. The best phrase I've ever heard about it. It's not knocking, it's coming in. So the more we fight it, the more we act like it's not happening. Yeah. Oh, it's. It's kicking the door down. And any doctor's report that says, see, you still need doctors. Yeah, for now, you better, better stop worrying about it and start embracing it.

[F]

Like the images Google just released. Nano Banana 2.0 or something like that.

[D]

That is crazy.

[F]

Oh, it's image creator.

[C]

All of it's incredible.

[D]

The USA Track and Field National Half Marathon Championships went down in Atlanta this past weekend and they had a little debacle in the ladies Half marathon. The leaders, the lead. Three runners had basically a nine minute lead time on the pack. They're following a media vehicle and another one filming it. And the media vehicle took a wrong turn, took them 400 meters off, off the course. Did they run 400 meters back? None of them finished.

[C]

They lost 20 grand.

[D]

Was the lead the one girl that was an Olympic athlete was the favored run.

[C]

No, the course had to make up.

[D]

Yeah. So their fault.

[F]

The media.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

Well, it sounds dumb.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Marathon tracks are fairly well marked. I've run four of them.

[F]

They just did.

[D]

And it's a half marathon.

[C]

Yeah. 13 miles. You're not getting lost. That's. They just. Bunch of broads. Got a bunch of quarter mile. It's got lost. Ran a quarter mile with no cones or signs. Hey, wait a minute. What's going on? Where did all the stuff go? Because marathons are very clearly marked and very rarely run at night or without people watching. So if you end up in a neighborhood and there's no one, you're off course.

[D]

I think you're right. Maybe the attendance of people watching because the. The men didn't get lost.

[C]

Well, there's a whole bunch of reasons for that.

[E]

Broads.

[C]

I don't want to pinpoint it that bluntly. Wow.

[F]

Got lots of clarifications on stacks for you for pancakes. John Brady's fat brethren here.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

It's called a full stack. It involves five full pancakes. The short stack is three. Also involves three to five hours of regret afterwards.

[C]

Pancakes don't sit well in anyone.

[D]

They're.

[C]

Yeah, I don't like them.

[D]

Got a man.

[C]

They taste good, but there's nothing good about them. Like, you take two bites, you're like, this is all a mistake.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

You got to have one.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

A man in Washington state was ejected from his car and knocked unconscious after a rollover crash. This happened early Sunday morning. It was a single car crash, no other vehicles involved. A bystander stopped by to check on anyone involved, and the driver regained his consciousness, pulled a gun on the Good Samaritan. Fortunately, it didn't escalate. The bystander was not hurt. The armed driver ran off, but the troopers later found him. They sent him to be treated in the hospital. Sounds like he could be facing some charges once he's medically cleared. No word what caused the crash, so they're still investigating that. Finally we got a man in Florida who's been missing since Valentine's Day. Was discovered over a week later trapped in mud up to his shoulders.

[C]

Whoa.

[D]

36 year old Andrew Giddens. He was found after some official spotted his abandoned car close to an industrial plant that produces sand. Boy started looking for the beach.

[C]

Produces sand. We have a place that has to do it.

[F]

Maybe he's waiting.

[D]

Maybe they clean it out. Because Florida is like the whole state of Florida.

[F]

Oh, it's in Florida. Okay.

[C]

There's a place that makes looking for him.

[D]

And one of them saw him in a pit. Andrew was alert and he could talk, but he'd gone several days without food or water.

[C]

By then, he was living in mud.

[D]

Yeah,

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Holmberg's morning sickness.

[F]

So mud. Not quicksand, though.

[D]

Specialized crews worked with local fire departments to free them using ladders, backboard, pallets, poles, and ropes.

[C]

Yeah, how about that?

[D]

To go in, it took three hours

[C]

to pull them out and it started to dry him up a little bit.

[D]

It was kind of like quicksand.

[C]

Yeah, but was he dried up? Was it still mucky mud, just too heavy to get?

[F]

Oh, I didn't think about that.

[D]

When he first went to the hospital, he was in critical condition. They said he's expected to make a full recovery. It's incredible that he was stuck in the mud for four days.

[C]

Oh, yeah, and lived for sure. It's more incredible that no one saw him.

[G]

Nobody works there.

[C]

Stop everything. If I saw a dude half stuck out of the ground going, hey, help that head. Is that a head?

[D]

Yep. His family says he's been distraught over a recent breakup. It's unclear if he knew what he was getting into at the sand facility or not.

[C]

I Still want to know more about the sand facility? I just consider that a beach. That's just another name for a beach. The sand facility.

[D]

Yeah, it could be filtering the. The sand.

[C]

What are they getting out of sand?

[D]

Well, if. I mean, you break ground on that. A lot of the soil in Florida is very sandy. But you clear it up like, I don't know if they're using it for, you know, purify it more like for sand traps or breaking it up.

[C]

So it's a sand sifting center. It's not a sand manufacturing facility. Yeah, they just take sand that already exists and make it better, filter it.

[D]

Triple filtered sand.

[C]

So it's just a big colander.

[D]

That's what I'm guessing.

[C]

All right. I like that you answer those questions. Yep.

[F]

I googled it. Here's what Gemini gave me. If you facility that produces sand, the

[C]

beach does that already.

[F]

Piles of it around there and they

[C]

just lay it back down. But look, it's made on sand. Like it's a sand beach. Yeah, like the ground all around it is already sand.

[G]

I think they produce so much of

[C]

it, they just put it around there, making more sand.

[F]

Yeah, because it's snow on the ground. So I don't know.

[C]

That's not snow.

[F]

I think it's snow in the foreground.

[C]

They're on a beach. Sand thing. It's like being in.

[E]

Well, where's it at?

[B]

Palm Springs.

[D]

That says frac sand facility.

[C]

Huh.

[F]

That looks like hydraulic fracturing or fracking. But don't understand what it really is.

[C]

I just don't understand. You just don't go to the beach with a shovel and a bucket and then a sifter and you make your own sand.

[D]

Let's see if it gave the town in Florida what's in Florida.

[C]

It's probably not snow.

[E]

There's no snow if it's in Florida.

[D]

Right, that's what I'm saying. That. But the soil in Florida. I know that that's snow. At least in Naples you just. Or is it dig up the grass and it's sand.

[E]

Sand going across the roads and like Yuma going to San Diego.

[F]

No, no, that's white.

[C]

No, that's sand.

[F]

That's sand there.

[D]

But that's right.

[C]

No, we're not gonna argue with about this anymore. The word is load for 8 o'. Clock. Get on that thing. All right, what do you got?

[D]

I got a couple of Brady videos. Okay, first one. First one's a little drifting accident.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Car drifting. You know, when they spin around.

[C]

Tokyo drift Brady.

[D]

Yep.

[C]

The Third one, kids are. Oh, man, he's drifting and he just got.

[D]

Ejected the car onto a hood of another one.

[C]

I think he got hit.

[D]

Yeah, he got broadside.

[C]

He got back ended from the crowd onto a parked car. Which is the risks of drifting and being a guy watching it.

[F]

He face planted that entire trunk lid.

[E]

Yeah, no, he.

[C]

Well, he was dead before that when the car took him out.

[D]

Next one's a little work accident. They're moving some earth, moving some dirt, sand.

[C]

Yeah. Digging hole.

[D]

This guy.

[B]

Oh, he's standing next to the edge

[C]

of where the hole got dug and the thing caved in on him.

[D]

So the guy brings the backhoe over.

[C]

Oh, that's gonna collapse too.

[D]

They're saying this guy survived.

[C]

The guy that was under that.

[B]

The whole earth that collapsed on.

[D]

She takes the shovel and moves a

[C]

big part of it, but, oh, he might still be alive. There's no way. He's like, he didn't. Oh, they got tobacco and tried to dig him out.

[D]

They're gonna move that. With that voice.

[E]

Just leave me under the sand.

[C]

I don't want it.

[D]

I move. I can't imagine the weight that fell on him.

[F]

Not a love language for you.

[C]

No, Brett's right. If I live in a nation where that is the noise that I have to deal with, I'm begging for the earth to swallow. His last words were, okay, bury me. Oh, see?

[D]

Come on.

[C]

What's she doing at the workplace anyway? She doesn't seem to be helping.

[E]

Yoko Ono on tour.

[D]

Yeah, that was the manager.

[C]

You know what John Lennon's last words were? I just read this the other day. Thanks. Because Yoko was with him that night. Or his other last words were, hey, you missed. Yeah.

[D]

Next one's a little road rage incident. Ladies.

[C]

Is that a lady? Yep.

[D]

Knocks his wife out.

[C]

He decided, whoa, that's a woman. Oh, yeah. She's barking and yelling at him from the flat.

[F]

And then a dude in a high hairline.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And then a dude in a jumpsuit knocks a woman out. And then the husband, I think that's David Moore from kslx, comes running over and he's not even paying attention. He comes over to just talk about radio for a second. All right, guys? Not interested. Gonna get knocked out again. Are you a commentator?

[D]

Hey, Holmes.

[E]

Wow.

[C]

All right. Excuse me, Holmes. That's. That's. He probably went over to shake the guy's hand. He finally knocked his wife out. It's everything I've been dreaming of.

[D]

The last one, if it comes up, which I hope it is for Brett because he's got some problems.

[C]

It's a guy's teeth. Brett. Brett's going through a tooth thing right now. We're at a dentist office. Somebody's not.

[D]

I don't think he's brushed in a while.

[C]

He's not been to the dentist in years. Medical, biological, and physiological causes. Behind, they are drilling off chunks of whatever's on his mouth.

[D]

His mouth is a. Cory.

[C]

If you could imagine, your front teeth are 4 inches thick and they're. And they're dremeling off all the plaque. Stress, burn out, depression. It looks good. Dentist doing a good job.

[F]

Look at the chunks.

[D]

So then you look.

[C]

Yeah, they put braces and just straighten them out after they get all that stuff off.

[D]

Well, they were on. It was just.

[C]

And that doesn't make them bad.

[D]

Hey, finally cleaned them up.

[C]

It looks nice now.

[D]

Don't forget to brush.

[C]

It looks like he's eaten cornmeal. The before picture looks like a mouthful of cornmeal. And then they carve it off with a dremel. Oh, God. Brett had a crown pop loose.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

A couple days ago. And you went to the. You're all puffy today. We call him Brett Gummo. Got to get, like, eight teeth drilled in the next couple days because you got some sort of issue going on.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

You got a. What's going on? One of them is getting.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Because I had a crown on it. The crown popped, but there's a crack under the tooth, so. So I'm on, like, all kinds of antibiotics.

[C]

You got an abscess?

[E]

Yeah, and they haven't given me. And I'm still waiting on our wonderful insurance to approve the painkillers. So I'm like, I'm dying over here.

[C]

Go downstairs, bring me some heroin. One of our sales girls, Jennifer, has tons of those.

[E]

Oh, nice.

[C]

She collects them from people who've had surgeries. Oof, man.

[D]

Go down and see doctor. Feel good.

[C]

Yeah, she's good. Yeah. Blondie will get you taken care of. Don't worry about it. What do you got there, bro?

[E]

All right,

[C]

how about some fighting? Okay. A cripple fight. Oh, we got a man in a wheelchair who's holding. Oh, he's jumped off of his wheelchair onto another man in a wheelchair. Now the wheelchairs are down on the side.

[B]

Two cripples out of their chairs, rolling around on the ground, legless.

[C]

One of them looks like Joe Rogan.

[D]

Clean.

[E]

It's clean.

[C]

Now it's. The one is getting out of the chair, and he's trying to stand up.

[B]

Now he is Sitting on the face of the other cripple.

[C]

He's put his ass into the face of the other paraplegic. I guess that's a pin.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Congratulations. That's a big one.

[E]

This one's sent over for you.

[C]

If they can't get along. No, no. Oh, God. It's eyeballs. Asian eyeballs. There's an Asian man looking at a woman. He's prying her eyes open with his fingers.

[D]

Oh, he's gonna lick it.

[C]

Prying her eyes open with his fingers. Now his mouth's getting too close. He starts to lick her eyeball. Oh, he's licking her right in the Asian eyeballs.

[D]

That is true love.

[C]

Asian eyeballs. Good band name. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's an infection. That's pink eye.

[E]

And we have. We have a leaked video.

[C]

I don't know what this is.

[E]

It's a big Mike.

[C]

Okay. It's a relatively attractive African American woman. Here we go. And now she's just.

[B]

She's just all.

[C]

All right. It's a shot of the beautiful lady from the neck up looking up at her. The point of view is from her chest up. And then the camera pulls down her body. And as it gets to the center section, she lifts her ample penis and smacks the camera.

[F]

That's a hammer.

[C]

That's a hammer. All right, man. That's a thick one. Big Mike has a big boy there, and they made it like twin Peaks.

[E]

And. Oh, my God, I haven't seen this one. I guess, you know, sometimes when you're one of those plan B broads and you gotta fill space.

[C]

Okay.

[F]

Whoa.

[C]

I don't know what that means.

[E]

Oh, you'll see.

[C]

All right, we start with a clip from Family. Oh, God. He's got a remote control in her butt along with a man's genitals. Yeah, she got the remote control tied to his penis. He's too big. He had to go get the Samsung remote. Brian, have you seen the entire penis?

[G]

Why?

[C]

I don't know. What are you doing? I don't understand that, but yeah. All right, well, if you're. If you're bouncing off the walls like you're running the bobsled, tie a remote to it.

[D]

What if that's changing channels?

[C]

Oh, yeah. No, it's definitely muting and unmuting.

[D]

Go through the guide.

[C]

Yeah. Well, there you go. Jimmy Wisman's gonna come in here in a little bit. He's a success story. He was a nobody monster running around doing open mic nights around here.

[F]

And then one of our first comedy things we had no.

[C]

He was a judge for a MILF contest a long time ago when they first started their podcast and he and another guy named James, they started a thing called Small Town Murder. And the next thing you know, it's like the one of the biggest deals in podcast history. It's great. Jimmy's coming here. Yeah, it's on. It's got a Netflix special. That's why Jimmy's going to talk to us today. He just hanging around, just a list. He was just a listener who hung around here and did stuff. And then next thing you know, he's like calling me, going, someday kid, you'll have your chance. And I'm like, jesus, Whisman, it's amazing. Jimmy's gonna join us a little bit. We'll talk to him next. There goes your Brady report.

[D]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool actually. No membership fees.

[C]

I've heard enough of this.

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