03-03-26 - CONDENSED SHORT SHOW - TUESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – 03-03-26 – Condensed Short Show – 98 KUPD

Episode Overview

In this condensed Tuesday morning episode, John Holmberg and his crew—Brady Bogan, Bret Vesley, Dick Toledo, and occasional guest Gary—take listeners through a rapid-fire series of irreverent, comedic explorations of everything from astronomical phenomena and questionable TV moments to outrageous news stories and oddball personal anecdotes. The tone is light, self-deprecating, and typically off-the-cuff, peppered with banter, pop culture riffs, and the group’s signature blend of observational humor and blunt honesty.

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Main Discussion Topics & Insights

1. The Blood Moon Eclipse & Scientific (Non)Understanding

[01:03-09:22]

• The crew discuss the “rare” lunar eclipse—The “Blood Moon”—and collectively express skepticism about its supposed rarity due to the frequency of eclipses in recent years.
• Brady set his alarm to witness the event, only to feel underwhelmed:

  “Why do I do this?...This sucks...I’ve done it several times.” – Brady ([02:10])

• The group jokes about their inability to comprehend the science behind it, openly embracing their limits:

  “If I understood what was happening, the scientific phenomena…would be great. But I’m not smart. I’m not at all. I’m barely.” – Brady ([07:47])

• Discussion devolves into lamenting their past struggles learning algebra and math, with AI’s (ChatGPT's) explanations not helping:

  “Chachi PT might as well have been speaking French.” – Brady ([06:22])

• Humor about failed attempts at photographing the moon and social media “flexing.”

2. News Coverage, “War,” and a Name Conundrum

[10:56-16:47]

• Brady sarcastically refers to war coverage as a binge-watchable TV series:

  “Last night ‘War’ had a new character they introduced…” – Brady ([10:56])

• A running bit about a war expert appearing on TV whose name, Negar, is pronounced in a dangerously controversial way on American broadcasts. The group veers into mock apprehension about using such a name on air or in public, noting cultural clashes and accidental offensiveness.

  “If you named me, I’d change my name. I don’t care what culture you were from…” – Brady ([12:30]) “There had to be a meeting earlier that day. So we need an expert… What’s her name? We can’t have her on…” – John ([13:04])

3. Public Funding & The Media Landscape

[26:38-28:05]

• Brief social commentary on NPR/PBS-style radio (specifically a station called “CAGES”), with jokes about how public funding, rather than popularity or commercial appeal, keeps certain stations alive.

  “They’re the WNBA of radio. You wouldn’t be a station if it wasn’t for government funding.” – Brady ([26:39])

4. Gross-Out Bathroom Stories & Relationship Privacy

[19:58-24:44]

• A listener email sparks a dialogue on witnessing a spouse’s “maintenance” routines (shaving, etc) and the importance of boundaries:

  “Certain things, maintenance of the body needs to be a private act because it’s very rarely pretty.” – Brady ([21:13])

• The group shares stories about awkward and outright disgusting shower/bathroom experiences, including the infamously revolting “waffle stomp” tale (poop in the shower, stomped down the drain).

  “She was right on this. I don’t know who Jan Kelly’s husband was, but that guy’s a monkey. That’s disgusting.” – Brady ([23:30])

5. Outrageous News: Door-Dashing Plan B

[29:07-37:38]

• The hosts dig into a scandal involving Louisiana mayor Misty Roberts, charged with statutory rape, who DoorDashed Plan B after sex with her son’s underage friend. The group expresses both disbelief and humor at the notion you can now get Plan B delivered as easily as snacks:

  “How lazy are you? I wonder if she ordered food and then it says, ‘You need anything else? Double dash and Plan B.’” – Gary ([31:02])

• Side commentary about the wide availability and pricing of emergency contraception, and why abortion clinics even exist if it’s this easy to buy pills online.
• Personal stories about buying Plan B for panicking kids, highlighting generational cultural changes and awkwardness:

  “I wouldn’t ever tell my dad I need a Plan B.” – Brady ([34:21])

6. Classic IHOP Debate & Pancake Philosophy

[39:01-41:27]

• The crew marks National Pancake Day with personal takes on the appeal (and timing) of pancakes, quipping that pancakes are mostly a post-party, 3 a.m. food.

  “I don’t like pancakes that much… I don’t think I’ve had pancakes and it wasn’t 3:30 in the morning for 30 years.” – Brady ([39:30])

• Sarcasm about IHOP’s brief attempt to become “IHOb” (International House of Burgers).

7. Podcasting, Comedy, and the Flaws of Heroes

[45:47-54:10]

• Guest James (of "A Small Town Murder") discusses the comedy club circuit, podcasting success, and the big break of getting picked up by Netflix.

  “They just threw a bucket of cash at you…and said, here, just keep doing this thing they could have done.” – Brady ([47:45])

• Pitch for a podcast based on debunking revered figures—“All Your Heroes Are…They Are”:

  “Go back and you find people in history that everybody has revered…and you find their fault, their humanity...Man, Rosa Parks was a dick.” – Brady ([51:10])

• Example given: Mother Teresa’s questionable ethics, Kennedy, Gandhi, Harriet Tubman, and the concealed warts of celebrated icons.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Eclipses and Science:

  • “For some reason, whenever the news starts talking about stuff like this, I always am like, it seems like there’s been an awful lot of eclipses.” – Brady ([02:06])
  • “I can B.S. my way around most stuff, but with this, I don't know what I’m doing, and I don’t know why I'm watching.” – Brady ([08:05])

• On Door-Dashing Plan B:

  • “You can just have some random stranger grab some Plan B for you.” – John ([29:24])
  • “That’s just Coke. See if you can double dash and play [Plan B].” – John ([31:32])
  • “We’re getting slaughtered out there by these pills.” – Brady ([35:06])

• On Relationship Privacy:

  • “I never understood the whole shared bathroom thing…Then you get married and this virus of a person and you have to share a limited amount of space and they take over and it’s gross.” – Brady ([21:31])
  • “If you hear a shower, you just let somebody have a shower.” – Brady ([22:26])

• On Flawed Heroes (Mother Teresa et al):

  • “Mother Teresa, she’s a horrific human being. Tell me more. She killed people non stop. She was great friends with Papa Doc Chevalier of Haiti.” – Brady ([51:59])
  • “I want that show to make people, when it’s over, go, man, Rosa Parks was a dick.” – Brady ([51:10])

• On Coffee:

  • “It’s the worst taste. It’s gross. I drink a pot a morning now, a full five or six cups...” – Brady ([41:47])

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Segment Timestamps

• Blood Moon/Eclipse & Science: [01:03–09:22]
• War Coverage & the Expert Name Bit: [10:56–16:47]
• Public Radio (CAGES) Commentary: [26:38–28:05]
• Bathroom Boundaries/Waffle Stomp Story: [19:58–24:44]
• Mayor’s Plan B Scandal: [29:07–37:38]
• IHOP & Pancake Banter: [39:01–41:27]
• Podcast Success & Hero Demolition: [45:47–54:10]

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Summary: Tone and Style

This episode delivers the trademark “Holmberg’s Morning Sickness” blend of breezy, slightly edgy Arizona-based morning radio: snarky, blunt, and always teetering between observational wit and outrageous, sometimes gross-out, humor. There’s open self-deprecation about intelligence, honesty about relationships, and willingness to dig into both pop culture and darker societal taboos. As always, conversations are unscripted, marked by quick pivots, playful mockery among the hosts, and the ability to find comedy in everything from science to scandal.

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For listeners who missed it, this show captures the unpredictable, hyper-caffeinated spirit of the Valley’s top-rated morning radio with lightning-fast tangents and unmistakable chemistry among its cast of Arizona radio legends.

Transcript

[Radio Host]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Dick Toledo]

Sickness.

[Brady Bogan]

The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. It must be that full moon. I say blood. That's the blood eclipse. And man, oh, man, look, I got up early for it. I set the only.

[Gary]

I didn't even know. I just got up and looked at it in them like, oh, I'm like, I brush it off pretty. Oh, it must be one of those blood.

[Brady Bogan]

It is the full moon. Eclipse. Full eclipse.

[Gary]

Which won't happen again until two years.

[Brady Bogan]

And I checked it out and I'm like, the rarity of it all. This is the 80th one since I've been alive. So if you missed it, you'll get. There'll be another one in a minute. Don't worry about it.

[Gary]

I'm one for no. Yeah, I've seen three or four.

[Brady Bogan]

I've seen a bunch. Yeah, it's probably about half gone now. It's pretty neat. Yeah, well, that's where the moon is, Brady.

[Gary]

Well, no, you know, like sometimes in the morning it's very low as.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes here. True. That's right. And this one was not. It was very far away.

[Gary]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Sometimes you feel like you can touch it. George Bailey.

[Gary]

It looked like more of a red cheddar cheese today.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Calm down. It's a. Yeah, it was. But I looked at it. I got up early because you know, the news talks into like. Oh, and then you. For some reason, whenever the news starts talking about stuff like this, I always am like, it seems like there's been an awful lot of eclipses. And everybody says, oh, it's rare. You only get this every. And I'm like, all right. Well I feel like I've seen like 183 this year.

[John Holmberg]

But it makes you think of your

[Brady Bogan]

mortality and is this the last one I'll ever. I don't know why, but like last night when scene McLaughlin was talking about it. Oh man, he was great back in the 90s when he did those Lilith fairs. But yeah, he was. He was doing the weather and telling me about how, oh, you got to see this. And I'm like, I set your law. And I did it. I set my alarm a little early at like 3:40 and I'm on this. I hate coffee more than ever now that I'm drinking it. But I drink a full pot every morning just to. Just to try to make my body like I'm trying to manipulate coffee into my life. It is awful. And I got a hot cup of joe and I choked that down and watched the moon disappear for a few minutes. And I'm like, this sucks. Like it's. Why do I do this? And I've done it several times. My friend Craig and I, years ago he was at the house and it was a. It was a 10th anniversary of a friend of ours passing away and we had a gathering at the house and Craig stuck around at the end because there was an eclipse and it was like 12:31 o' clock and it's like 4 o' clock's eclipse. I'm like, I'll stay up if you stay up. And. And we got drunk and stood in the backyard and watched it.

[John Holmberg]

And it was the.

[Brady Bogan]

What an anticlimactic nightmare that was. And you realize it's not gonna. Nothing changes. But it is kind of neat to see. And then you think, well if this is. I guess I caught the last one.

[Gary]

It was pretty cool. And then you can't capture the image on your phone.

[Brady Bogan]

No you can't. And people try to photograph the little brown dot in the sketch. Like, eh, it's a blood moon. It's the period moon I call it because it's that same color.

[Gary]

It was flowing.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it was hard. And you know, then the moon disappears a little bit. And then they did intrigue me last night by saying the reason it turns red is because it's. It's a very odd scientific phenomenon of when the moon is in a spot that this occurs. It's reflecting all the sunrises and sunsets at the same time onto the surface of the moon, which I thought was kind of. That's kind of neat. Like, that's why it turns red. Like, it's got the sunrises and sunsets now. I don't understand that at all. But something happens at the positioning where it actually bends light towards that. I don't know. I don't understand.

[Gary]

I was hoping it was glowing because it's got so hot.

[Brady Bogan]

That's it.

[John Holmberg]

Because.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes, it's.

[John Holmberg]

It's.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it's like a bad giant cold. Yep.

[Brett Vesley]

You got a burly for this. I did with some jerk off to post it on Facebook. I'm good.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And you knew that that would happen.

[Brett Vesley]

I know.

[Gary]

It is a little.

[Brett Vesley]

Take the extra 20 minutes.

[Gary]

You know, you see it on the paper. Well, like, I didn't know anything about it.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm going to tell you until I

[Gary]

woke up this morning and they're like, oh, okay. That's pretty cool.

[Brady Bogan]

There's a guy who set his alarm for it. Let me tell you this. Brett's right. There's no reason to look at that thing as boring as hell. There's nothing. And it's really because I'm an idiot.

[John Holmberg]

If I was smarter, if I had

[Brady Bogan]

some sort of semblance of intelligence in my head about that kind of stuff, keep in mind I'm not dumb, but I'm only smart in areas that are stupid. TV theme songs, who starred in what When Terry Kaiser was on Three's Company. Why? That was crazy. Yeah, but it's those things. My brain's like, oh, that's. Yeah, you got that. Football stats, things like that. When it comes to actual things that make this dumb little bowl of planet and its moon and all that. And man, I asked Chatgpt the other day, I'm like, can you walk me through algebra? Because I was. I'm so bad at math.

[John Holmberg]

I've always been like, I was a

[Brady Bogan]

straight A student until algebra showed up. And I'm like, what the. What the are all these letters doing here? That's. This is an algebra's Alphabet. I know the Alphabet. What are they doing? X's and D's and like, what's the. And I didn't get it.

[John Holmberg]

And my report card was just a,

[Brady Bogan]

A, A, a, D, A. And I'm like, and I'm trying and I was miserable.

[John Holmberg]

I could not get algebra.

[Brady Bogan]

Got onto geometry and understood that completely Shapes. But algebra I didn't understand. So I asked Chachi PT the other day, because I'm thinking to Myself, this is 8th grade math. I should be able to pick this up now. Chachi PT might as well have been speaking French. It starts in with the B's and

[John Holmberg]

the A's and the overs and the.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know what this is.

[Gary]

It's been a couple years.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh.

[Gary]

Since I can help Kirby and math, you know, I mean, all through high school, when she hit high school, and

[John Holmberg]

you got a book and you're also

[Brady Bogan]

an adult, so you understand. I can go to the back and try to understand this. I can go to the Internet and it's. Yeah, that's. Yeah, I don't have any fun with that. So.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, there's a good. All right, I'm done, Brett.

[Dick Toledo]

Cool.

[John Holmberg]

Is that Cages?

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Is that a station here in town? Yeah, there's a station called Cages.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, the Jazz and the.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's the one at MCC Jazz.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I thought. I'm sorry. I. I shot my load on the wrong one there. I thought it was something else.

[Gary]

And the voice on that won't excite me either.

[Brady Bogan]

That's the NPR station. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's a great picture they've got

[Brady Bogan]

there of the cages. Nailed. The moon. Wow.

[Gary]

Unfortunately, it looks like President Trump.

[Brady Bogan]

He'll probably bomb the moon later today. We're going to talk to 14 lesbians this morning about how they think about wicker baskets and war.

[Gary]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I love. That's a great picture. That beats what I saw.

[Gary]

Yeah. It wasn't even close to what I.

[Brett Vesley]

Glad I slept in.

[John Holmberg]

There you go, Brett. Got an extra hour.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm sitting in the backyard with a cup of coffee. I can't stand the flavor of watching the moon disappear. Trying to make it cool.

[John Holmberg]

And again, it's because I'm a.

[Brady Bogan]

If I understood what was happening, the scientific phenomena of what that is would be great.

[John Holmberg]

People think I'm smart because I can.

[Brady Bogan]

I say smart stuff or at least use words, you know? But I'm not smart. I'm not at all. I'm barely.

[Gary]

I get the same thing.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you are. Yeah. People, like, lean to you. The. Yeah. The community of intelligentsia leans on Brady quite a bit. But I'm dumb and I know it. But I can BS my way around most stuff when it comes to this. I don't know what I'm doing, and I don't know why I'm watching it's like the movie Inception. At one point I just had to admit to myself, I don't get this. And I remember turning in the theater to Megan and saying, I don't know what's going on. I'm going to sleep. And I actually said it. I'm going to sleep. We went to the 10 o' clock showing of Inception.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, forget that.

[Brady Bogan]

On a weekday.

[Gary]

I've never gone back. I'm like, it's impossible.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I'm too dumb. And I. And I readily admit that, but that was what I did. And I woke up and I'm staring at that mood. I'm like, that's neat. But I don't know what's going on and I don't know why this happened. I'll never understand an eclipse and some jackass will email. I don't. My brain doesn't get it and don't

[Brett Vesley]

really care, to be honest.

[Brady Bogan]

Going for the visual, you know, Brett, it's time. I also admitted this. Things I don't care about out loud are because I'm too stupid to understand them. So it's my defense mechanism to just push it away. We get angry at what we don't understand. I'm smart enough to know that.

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[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that's another thing I'm loving. Last night I was watching that new show, I'm loving so much war. And it's on all the channels. You can get it on Fox and CNN and. And Miz now. And last night War had a new character they introduced because I don't believe anything is authentic anymore. This is a manufactured something or other. We're blowing people up because something else going on. So it's a nice distraction. I just don't buy this at all. It's just something crazy going on with this war. But I'm watching War last night. Episodes were really good and the videos they got are.

[Gary]

I'm behind.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you'll get. Oh, you'll catch up. It's so good. But then I realized that it's all for me and Brett because there was a lady on Ms. Now who's an expert on war. And I won't say her first name, but you can in your car. It's N, E, G, A, R. And the people that you can't say your name, you can't say it. And on msnbc, how are they saying it on the like, cigar.

[Gary]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Only nuh, that's not. That's not what it sounds like. Oh, you don't want any of that. Yeah, I'm not playing it. But they kept saying it and her name's just on the tv and I'm dying. Like, this is the group of people that would get so mad if they ever heard anyone say that word outside of it. But they found a person who got named that.

[Gary]

Why would they do that?

[Brady Bogan]

Why would anyone name their kid the N word? Because that's essentially what her name and

[John Holmberg]

the AR at the end makes it hard.

[Brady Bogan]

R. Good morning. Yeah. And that's what they said. Thank you so much.

[John Holmberg]

And I'm like, oh, oh, this is about war. And I'm laughing.

[Brady Bogan]

You can't have it. But that was her name and she's an adult and she's walking around proud of that. If you named me, I would change my name. I don't care what culture you Were

[John Holmberg]

from where that was okay when you got to the States.

[Brady Bogan]

And she didn't have an accent, so she's second generation. She was raised here. She was raised.

[Gary]

And her parents are proud. That's mine.

[Brady Bogan]

Which one is yours?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, mine is that one over there.

[Brady Bogan]

Come here.

[John Holmberg]

Stop that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they N, E, G, A, R. And I'm like, well, you know, you just can't.

[Gary]

You can't mess with that.

[Brady Bogan]

And then you'd be like, she's. You know, if you were the anchor on the news, his name was Chris something or other. He's. He's one of the stars of War. And he was on the news and he was like, there had to be a meeting earlier that day. So we need an expert in the field of, you know, whatever she does, like, I don't know, agriculture during war. I don't know what she did. I couldn't focus on it because once they flashed the name, all of her expertise went out the window. And all I could focus on is how is she still alive? How is.

[John Holmberg]

Her friends get beat up all the

[Brady Bogan]

time for just shouting her name when she walks in a bar.

[John Holmberg]

We're over here,

[Gary]

fight.

[Brady Bogan]

But then I said that there had to be a. Yeah. Party of two. Party of two.

[Brett Vesley]

This one, this one. They just basically didn't use the name. They used their last name. Not this one. Hang on.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not playing it. If they use it.

[Brett Vesley]

Well, no, they don't use their first name. They just.

[John Holmberg]

But it's just on there.

[Brady Bogan]

But they had to have a meeting, and they said, this lady knows everything about the thing we're going to talk about Chris. Guy had to be like, that's perfect. She's. We'll make her a character on my new show War. And then she sat down and like, what's her name? It's. We can't have her on. Yeah, we can't do that. But there it is. Hey, guys.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, geez.

[Brady Bogan]

He said the name. That's her name.

[John Holmberg]

I had to dump it because the guy just said her name on the clip.

[Gary]

Need to dump that.

[Brett Vesley]

That's her name.

[John Holmberg]

It's not.

[Brady Bogan]

And you can't.

[John Holmberg]

Whatever she says after that, I am getting trouble.

[Brady Bogan]

No, he. Well, you know, he's on msnbc. In order to get in trouble, it would have to be his own network yelling at him that he needs to get fired. Was that on cnn? Yeah. Oh, man.

[John Holmberg]

She's making the tour.

[Brett Vesley]

Yes, she is.

[Gary]

All right, when we go to break, I gotta hear them say at the end.

[Brady Bogan]

He goes, that's Unbelievable information. Thanks a lot.

[Dick Toledo]

No problem.

[Jan Kelly]

Bye, Chris.

[Brady Bogan]

We'll be right back with more than this. Now, what's going on? Yeah, yeah, she tipped a 40 out for some Iranians. Like, what is going on at 6:01, by the way, that means it's time to give you a code for now, Brad. But I was with you and I'm like, the world is. The simulation is not real. This is broken. There isn't a soul on the planet that would allow, you know, a guy whose name was Spik to be an expert on anything. All right, thanks a lot there. All right, we'll be right back. Our next guest is Chang.

[Brett Vesley]

And why didn't you change your name?

[John Holmberg]

I mean, don't change your name, change your name.

[Brett Vesley]

Family name.

[Gary]

Screw that.

[Brady Bogan]

Doesn't have an accent. You go with the middle name.

[John Holmberg]

Diane.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I don't know if your name is Diane or not, but it's Diane.

[Brett Vesley]

It is now.

[Brady Bogan]

You change your name and you tell your parents, like, yeah, I get it. How would you change your name from the proud name we gave you? Because we're in America now and it's been a nightmare.

[John Holmberg]

It's not even spare this name.

[Brady Bogan]

But nobody's spelling it.

[John Holmberg]

They're just saying it.

[Brady Bogan]

And everyone I know hates me. The six o'. Clock.

[John Holmberg]

Hold on, hold on.

[Brady Bogan]

I gotta do this first. Six o' clock word is Mustaine. Mustaine. There you go. Put it in there on the app and at the website and you can knock that out. Mustang. You end up at the Sphere with Metallica, who's now added six more shows after yesterday. What were you gonna say?

[Gary]

The radio legend in Columbus, Ohio, never changed his name. Spook Beckman. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

You can't see. He can't. Is he still on the air? No, no, he was. He was killed. That's it. One of the. Just. Somebody's eventually gonna go after this lady whose name is the N word. Terrible. But war was good last night. Oh, that got real. And Saudi Arabia's involved now. They're chucking drones into that.

[Gary]

Too far behind.

[Brady Bogan]

No, you can pick right up. And you start seeing those drones go into Riyadh and you're like, ooh, that's weird. And that's going to cause major problems. War is going to get real good here soon.

[Gary]

I just check in every now and then to make sure Lindsay Lohan and Quentin Tarantino are okay.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right, because they both live over there in the Middle east and that's what matters most. They gave me two updates last night on war on two. Different channels of Lindsay Lohan's safety. And I was grateful for that. Lindsay Lohan, who's an expat who married some guy billionaire over there. She's living in the uae. So far so good with Lindsay. I'm like, oh, thank God. That's why I watch war. There was a. I didn't even know,

[Gary]

you know, I learned about Quentin Tarantino. I didn't know he was part time in Israel.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he's over in Israel.

[Gary]

Got his own little Candyland ranch over there.

[Brady Bogan]

Finger your, cross your fingers. That war doesn't get to him. Well, that would be. That would be like when. When they killed Sean Bean off a Game of Thrones in the first season. You can't lose if they kill off Quentin Tarantino in war. Oh, my God. Terrible.

[Brett Vesley]

There's Spook in 1958.

[Gary]

Yeah, there he is.

[John Holmberg]

You made Brett with the bumper to bumper.

[Brady Bogan]

Brett, look up Spook. Beckman, Columbus, superhero. Yeah, it's war's been really good. I watched, I watched CNN's coverage there, Brett. The episodes on. On CNN last night, not as good last night. I think the winner of the war, they're burning out.

[Gary]

Maybe.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, they went too deep with too many squares on the screen. You know, like watching Hollywood Squares there for a minute. They're like six squares up there because they're all on.

[Gary]

On location somewhere.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they got people all over Tel Aviv and Riyadh and one lady was

[John Holmberg]

telling me how hard it is to

[Brady Bogan]

get in and out of stuff. The airport and you got there. CNN can fly people in.

[Gary]

They got their own.

[Brady Bogan]

I know, but like if that's a thing, then plop. All those people you're worried about, you're screaming how bad it is that there's so many people that are stuck. You know, American citizens that can't get back.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

the phone and sing Hopkins.

[Jan Kelly]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Brady Bogan]

Holmberg's morning sickness. This one says, hey, Holmberg, I just walked into the bathroom and saw my wife in the shower shaving down south.

[John Holmberg]

Have you ever seen this?

[Brady Bogan]

I think I want a divorce.

[John Holmberg]

That was disgusting.

[Brady Bogan]

Any thoughts?

[John Holmberg]

Gary, have you ever seen that?

[Gary]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

It is gross. That little hunched up, weird kind of. Monty Burns.

[Gary]

Yeah. I mean, but what's. How can you.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, what's the opposite?

[Brady Bogan]

Having that, just not seeing it.

[Brett Vesley]

Not Amazon.

[Brady Bogan]

No. There's certain things you don't want to watch a woman wipe her ass.

[Brett Vesley]

Well, no, but I mean, like, you know, she can't help if she's shaving.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, she don't bother.

[Gary]

First off, you know, I don't think it's that gross.

[John Holmberg]

It's pretty gross.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a bad position. You don't wander in when the shower's on. A little privacy. Gary. You know, the last thing I want to see is somebody corn cobbing to try to clean holes. That's not sexy. And if you're doing the shave thing, your legs up on that high hurdling. Yeah. You get some weird. And it puts you in a position that's just not pretty. And your fat rolls. You can't help it.

[John Holmberg]

You can be skinny as can be.

[Brady Bogan]

You're going to bend over in that spot and you're going to have triple rolls no matter what. And even. And then if you're in good shape. No, that you. Nobody should see. I'm with Gary on that. I think that's gross.

[John Holmberg]

And certain things maintenance of the body

[Brady Bogan]

needs to be a private act because it's very rarely pretty.

[Brett Vesley]

Maintenance should be done, though.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, he shouldn't have went barging in. That's what I think. I think it's Gary's fault. And that shower's running. You run the risk of wandering in there and seeing something you shouldn't see.

[Gary]

No, it's going on. You walked in that's your fault, right?

[Brady Bogan]

If you hear a shower, you just let somebody have a shower. I, I've never understood the couples that. But I never understood the whole shared bathroom thing. I don't know when like your whole life as a kid, you want your

[John Holmberg]

own bath, you brag, you call your

[Brady Bogan]

friends, oh, my sister moved out. I got my own bathroom.

[John Holmberg]

Like it's an exciting moment.

[Brady Bogan]

Then you get an apartment with another guy or girl and a roommate and you say it's a two bedroom, two bath, I don't have to share. And then you get married and this, this virus of a person and you have to share a limited amount of

[John Holmberg]

space and they take over and it's gross.

[Brady Bogan]

And you, you got one toilet, one shower and used to be one sink. We added an extra sink because women ruined it.

[Gary]

Ron is used to it. I just stand outside the shower whenever she showers and just watch.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but you shouldn't be in there. And some couples just like wandering around.

[Gary]

I've gone in there, you know, like the showers running before and they. It's a mass murderer that walked in.

[John Holmberg]

Well, yeah, because it's a private.

[Brady Bogan]

You're naked and vulnerable. That's the only time a woman being afraid of you. You shouldn't walk in when somebody's on the shower. You get out of there, you give them some time. You don't know what's going on. She might have had a healthy coffee dump. And it's all over her thighs and she's just scrubbing it down. And the next.

[John Holmberg]

And you walk in.

[Gary]

Oh, if I walked in.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, so. And you run the risk of wandering in there when.

[Gary]

No dumping in the shower.

[John Holmberg]

She's not dumping.

[Brett Vesley]

Waffle stomping.

[Brady Bogan]

She, she took a dump and it got out of hand and the splashback went back a thigh.

[Gary]

That happened to friends of ours. They discovered they were married for a couple of days. Jan Kelly, her friend go, yeah, good,

[Brady Bogan]

good job, Jan. Go on. It's good to talk to Jan again.

[Gary]

She had a friend that got married.

[James]

Oh, now it's.

[Brady Bogan]

Now it's a friend. Yeah, it's Jan Kelly.

[Gary]

She told the story of her friend.

[Brady Bogan]

Of course it's the four friend. Go ahead.

[Gary]

But they've been married for a couple years and never knew it. And the husband basically was. He'd dump in the shower and scoop it out and put it in the toilet.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, that, that's divorce.

[John Holmberg]

You're getting divorced.

[Gary]

And that's what happened happen.

[James]

It should.

[Brady Bogan]

Right when Jan Kelly left that guy.

[Gary]

Oh, not often.

[Brady Bogan]

She was right on This. I don't know who Jan Kelly's husband was, but that guy's a monkey. That's disgusting. You don't wander in when somebody's got a shower going unless it was previously discussed. I'll be in the shower. Look, and then.

[John Holmberg]

Then they're going to be in sexy

[Brady Bogan]

mode with a loofah and some fun.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, and the ass is already clean and everything else, you know, so.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes. You don't watch somebody wash their ass. There's nothing about that that makes you go, there's something I want to be part of.

[Brett Vesley]

When you're done cleaning that, I'll be right in.

[Brady Bogan]

But I want to watch you wash off all the crusties and dingles.

[Jan Kelly]

God damn, I've got to shave some of my butt hair.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, I want to wander in on that accidental looking good.

[Brett Vesley]

You jump into Charlie, Jan's ex husband.

[Brady Bogan]

Remember Jan Kelly's husband who used to poop in the shower and waffle stomp it? Remember that? Oh, yeah.

[Jan Kelly]

Everybody remembers. Jim Brady talks about Jan. Kel husband's a monkey.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. He was a monkey. She married a monkey. And then she told the story. And she always tries to cover that by saying it was a friend. But why would a friend ever tell you that? Why would you walk around with that information of someone else's? You got lied to by Jan Kelly. That's her story.

[Gary]

Well, then she's still married. Still.

[Brett Vesley]

Well, then she's a pig then.

[Brady Bogan]

No, she's. She should leave that ape. That's disgusting. She's got a primate. Look, her and Harambe might be happy,

[Gary]

but actually, dreamy waffle stomp. Either way, just waffle stomp it.

[Brady Bogan]

I just leave one.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, her and Curious George aren't gonna make it.

[John Holmberg]

Why would Jan Kelly and her friends

[Brady Bogan]

sit down and go, I understand your marriage is in trouble, and here's why. Like nobody's gonna share that it was

[Gary]

a sorority sister of hers.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. That's what she told you.

[Brett Vesley]

It's her last night at Postino's.

[Jan Kelly]

I'll have a cab. Salve. I got a story for you, Jan. Oh, I can't wait to hear it now. You're gonna love it. Is it about your ape husband?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it is

[Jan Kelly]

fantastic. You know, Jan, my husband in the shower and scoops it up with his hands and puts it in the toilet. Can we get some bruschetta, Tyler?

[Gary]

This chocolate wine is delicious.

[Brady Bogan]

And Jan Kelly said, with her wine. Why would you tell me that?

[Jan Kelly]

So you can share it with someone who's on the radio and later he can share it with the people. Let's just hope he doesn't use it. Our names Jan Kelly.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh my God. Oh, Jesus. I just saw the a family news woman found hanging in filthy bathroom.

[Brett Vesley]

Last words were damn you, Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

Dam you, Brady. I told you that was a friend.

[Jan Kelly]

I tried to tell your tale the right way. John saw through it.

[Brady Bogan]

6:19.

[John Holmberg]

The word for 6am is Mustang.

[Brady Bogan]

Hop aboard that thing. Get it on there. And the blood moon's over, so you missed it. It wasn't that great. Go to cages. Cages.com. is that right?

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Or is it they're an org. Yeah. Because they're government funded because nobody anymore. Well, they're trying that in a big way. And they're the WNBA of radio. Really? It's like you wouldn't be a station if it wasn't for government funding. PBS is the same way. PBS has some good stuff. Like I watch. Check, please. And occasionally, you know, they'll have a leopard eating a bird or something. I'll watch that. But for the most part, it wouldn't exist because not enough people watch it. And they don't have advertisements, but that's dumb. And they require all of us to pay for it. And then it gets subsidized so Cages wouldn't be a thing really, because it's not that interesting. But I'll tell you what, they got a fun name and they took good pictures, which is a really quality radio station thing to do. That their picture of the blood moon's great tip of the cap to Cages over there at Mace Community College. I proud of you. Is it still at mcc?

[Gary]

I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know.

[Gary]

Ted Simons used to do news reports on Cages a lot.

[Brady Bogan]

Was. Oh, yeah, that's what I used to kind of volunteer over there to do. Ted Simons for Cages. It's time for Jan Kelly updates. Yeah, he probably knew her friend, too. He might. He might have been the ape.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Gary]

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[Brady Bogan]

Comfort food is your next meal.

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[Brady Bogan]

Holmberg's morning sickness I also enjoy. Well yesterday I saw this thing as a mayor in Louisiana, you might have it at one of your.

[Gary]

I do.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh yeah.

[Gary]

We can go over it.

[Brady Bogan]

So the headline says Louisiana mayor ordered plan B off door to and I stopped right there.

[John Holmberg]

You can plan B.

[Brady Bogan]

You can get it on doordash as

[Brett Vesley]

Deucey's kid double scoop.

[John Holmberg]

You can just have some random stranger grab some plan B for you.

[Gary]

Yes. And the I can't doordash driver testified he delivered emergency contraception.

[Brady Bogan]

Well to her. She was sexually abusing her son's friend.

[Gary]

Yeah, she's the mayor of Deridder, Louisiana.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right.

[Gary]

Misty Roberts. And she's on trial for third degree rape. Allegedly at a drunken party boned a 16 year old boy at the house.

[Brady Bogan]

It was her son's buddy.

[Gary]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And she's a mayor of a city in Louisiana. And then.

[John Holmberg]

But then she needed plan B.

[Brady Bogan]

She was worried that the 16 year old knocked her up.

[Gary]

I guess her own kids walked in on.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, it's all awful but I'm still

[John Holmberg]

lost in the idea that I can't

[Brady Bogan]

get like allergy medicine. But I can send somebody to pick

[John Holmberg]

up some plan B for me.

[Brady Bogan]

A stranger can go grab some pedialyte thing of pretzel M&MS. And Plan B and there's no like there's nothing there. I didn't realize plan B was an off the over the counter shelf drug now. I mean I'm all for it. That's great. Why not even have abortion clinics.

[Gary]

They followed the text and she texts him, said let him know I'm on birth control. Then she shared a screenshot the friend group where the one friend urged her to get the plan B from.

[Brady Bogan]

Of course.

[Gary]

But you're right, you know, I didn't know.

[Brady Bogan]

I just doordashed it.

[John Holmberg]

How lazy are you?

[Gary]

I wonder if she ordered food and then it says you need anything else? You know what do they call that?

[John Holmberg]

Double dash.

[Brady Bogan]

Double dash and plan B. You can double dash and I got a Jersey mic subbing like.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Anything else that might be pregnant.

[John Holmberg]

Get me some plan B. I didn't know you could just buy plan B like.

[Brett Vesley]

I didn't either.

[Gary]

Is it over the counter? I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Well then why to just have some handy alt. Evidently door dash can grab it for you.

[Gary]

Yeah, I that.

[John Holmberg]

We are door dashing sodas to the

[Brady Bogan]

front door right now and it's.

[John Holmberg]

They say it will be here at 7:23. I ordered it at 6:30. That's just Coke.

[Gary]

See if you can double dash and play.

[Brett Vesley]

We can Amazon it right now.

[Brady Bogan]

Handy. Just in case old gummoe over here might shoot a load. I didn't know you could get plan B like that.

[Brett Vesley]

Well, you get it on Amazon, but

[John Holmberg]

why don't you can.

[Dick Toledo]

It's right here.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on.

[John Holmberg]

Why are we having any sort of unwanted pregnancies?

[Gary]

Boy, it's not cheap. Well wait a minute.

[Brett Vesley]

It's a lot cheaper in 18 years.

[Gary]

Yeah, that's true. Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

87.

[John Holmberg]

Brady. Did you just throw it? That's too much money for an unwanted pill.

[Gary]

I want to know what the difference is. My way the same thing or.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I think the plan B you're

[Brady Bogan]

looking at right there might be one pill. Single. It says single.

[Gary]

Yeah, it says one. Count the my way for 625.

[John Holmberg]

All right, quit with that because it's

[Brett Vesley]

the great value version.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

I mean it's 40 grand a semester.

[Brady Bogan]

You can't.

[John Holmberg]

25 bucks to kill it.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on. Jesus. What's the matter with you?

[Brett Vesley]

Even 100 bucks a pill.

[Gary]

Precious angel.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You gotta launch that thing into a full on boil.

[Brett Vesley]

Brady.

[John Holmberg]

Yahoo.

[Brady Bogan]

Relax over there. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Turn that egg into like poach that thing as fast as possible. But like our doordash for coke is taking an hour. Isn't plan B time sensitive?

[Dick Toledo]

I think it's two pills also.

[Brady Bogan]

But I think we go. Yeah, plan B.

[Gary]

So you gotta buy two of those.

[Brett Vesley]

I'm getting the name brand when it comes to this.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not.

[Brett Vesley]

I'm not getting great value.

[Gary]

That's why I'm saying my way looks a little.

[Brett Vesley]

Then we also got my Choice.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I'm 9.99. I'm making her take all three brands. I'm spending a couple hundred bucks here.

[Brett Vesley]

Here's the six pack.

[Brady Bogan]

Look at this. Yeah. Oh no.

[Gary]

She's.

[Brady Bogan]

She's gonna be eating those like sprees. Those are going down like Skittles.

[Dick Toledo]

I will say that's cheaper than.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, you had a full on, like. Yeah. You didn't have plan B. You had a lady accuse you.

[Dick Toledo]

Not me personally. My. My offspring.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, he had to plan B abroad. Yeah. All right, all right. How did you get involved?

[Dick Toledo]

You gotta buy it because he was freaking the F out.

[Brady Bogan]

Of course he was.

[Dick Toledo]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

But he wasn't supposed to bring dad into that conversation.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, she. He. This is when he didn't have any

[John Holmberg]

money and she still had sex with him.

[Brady Bogan]

What kind of hog did he almost knock up? No, this was.

[Dick Toledo]

This was like his girlfriend at the time.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, she's worse. She's. Yeah, she's committed to a broke dick.

[Dick Toledo]

I think she charged him 150 bucks. And seeing that it's 20 bucks, he got raped.

[James]

Him.

[Dick Toledo]

He got raked.

[Brady Bogan]

She paid half. Yeah, he paid half. Okay.

[Brett Vesley]

She probably bought the Amazon basic version here, too. You can get the reason he came

[Dick Toledo]

to me because I had to give him the effing money.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Yeah. Dad, can I get 75? I would have lied to you.

[Brett Vesley]

Money well spent.

[Gary]

That's a tough call.

[Brady Bogan]

I wouldn't ever tell my dad. I need a plan B.

[Gary]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

And plus 150 bucks means she got, like, a gross of them. So she plans on just popping. Popping those like aspirin or Adderall and I'm.

[Dick Toledo]

Vipers. I think she pocketed the 75 bucks.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, yeah. I don't understand why we have abortion clinics if this is just something you can buy on Amazon.

[John Holmberg]

Just keep them handy.

[Dick Toledo]

Absolutely.

[Brady Bogan]

And then if you have sex with somebody you don't want to be with or you like, man, that was a. I'm gonna eat these just in case.

[Gary]

That's why the clinics are like this on the line. You know, online stuff's killing us.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, we gotta amp up our abortion ads.

[John Holmberg]

These plan B bastards are business take. Yeah, we're wrecking our food.

[Dick Toledo]

We're taking a bath.

[Brady Bogan]

We're getting slaughtered out there by these pills.

[Brett Vesley]

You guys, Moynihan's gonna be down there whipping the.

[Brady Bogan]

Whipping them. Come on, go get those. Vacuum is evidently really uncomfortable for these ladies. And they found out, but they get

[John Holmberg]

a pill, they'll just knock it out in a day.

[Dick Toledo]

9.99.

[Brady Bogan]

Look at the horse.

[Gary]

Have figured out salesperson will come to Toledo. Like, hey, would you endorse?

[Brady Bogan]

You know what they should do?

[Gary]

There you go.

[Brady Bogan]

Toledo.

[Dick Toledo]

But I'll bring in my son to

[Brady Bogan]

endorse if we're the marketing think tank for the abortion clinic. Here's my suggestion. These pills are knocking you out of the yard here. This is a tough. This is like what podcasting did to radio, because nobody was thinking so. So they're like, the pills are knocking us out. Anybody have any suggestions? And I'd raise my hand and be like, you know the Humane Society has those mobile ones. Oh, yeah, you just drive around in a van and offer freebies to bad neighborhoods. The ladies just go in there.

[Dick Toledo]

Plan B. Spay and neuter.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well, it's not.

[John Holmberg]

You can't call it plan B. Those are the bastards we're trying to make you forget.

[Gary]

That's true.

[Brady Bogan]

We'll go in there and start rooting around for a little bit.

[Gary]

A couple of recliners in there.

[Brady Bogan]

Oops. Make you drink some liquid plumber and then get it out.

[Gary]

Thanks for coming. What is it?

[Brady Bogan]

We're just using Sprite. Yeah, you get a nice. You get a nice graham cracker. Right? It's probably Sierra Mist because they're getting killed by the plan B there to cut off the brand names. Now you're drinking.

[Dick Toledo]

A Starry Slice is back.

[Brady Bogan]

It is. Well, that's good news for ladies who don't want their children, because you're gonna get a free can of that end. How about that? I didn't know you could get plan B through door dash. And that story is terrible because it's a. A Louisiana mare at a teenage party

[Gary]

and the kids walked in on.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

People. Well, I mean, it was a party

[Brady Bogan]

and mom was there, and then mom wasn't there, and they're like, where's Brian and mom? And they went in and there they were. And then she has the gall to go, I think you squirted. I better go take care of this. And she door dashed it. Lazy.

[John Holmberg]

Lazy.

[Brady Bogan]

That's all that is, is.

[Gary]

I'm on birth control.

[Dick Toledo]

Just in case, like, I don't want to leave the party. Let's.

[Brett Vesley]

You're trusting a 16 year old to pull.

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Gary]

Come on.

[Brett Vesley]

You're an idiot.

[Brady Bogan]

Brett, drop the mic. What?

[Gary]

He said she wasn't pulling. She. She was like, full steam ahead. I'm on birth control.

[Brady Bogan]

She was little.

[Gary]

But, like, just in case, I'm gonna door dash. Double dash the plan B. Double dash.

[Brady Bogan]

That was a thing of Coke Zeros and ironically, some little Debbie cream pies. Little Debbie cream. Get it.

[John Holmberg]

Get it, Taylin.

[Gary]

I do.

[Brady Bogan]

It's hilarious, Mrs. Jefferson. See, I got cream. I get it. No, you don't have to. You know, don't beat it. It's just, it's out there. We get it.

[Jan Kelly]

And maybe some tissues.

[Brady Bogan]

No, that's dumb. Don't. Too far.

[John Holmberg]

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[Gary]

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[John Holmberg]

What's this?

[Brady Bogan]

What is, what is the opposite of a short stack? Is it a tall stack, regular stack? Yeah. I don't know.

[Gary]

It's like in a short stack maybe is two.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. I don't like pancakes that much. Much.

[Gary]

You get a have to be a little bit drunk of our world famous buttermilk pancakes.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't think I've had pancakes and it wasn't 3:30 in the morning for 30 years. If it's not 3 in the morning, I don't have and I. You know what? I didn't get pancakes when I was there last time I got the. They have a steak omelette thing. The big steak I think they call it. That was what that Russian person was talking about. Never having seen hash browns before. It's a fun night, but I know

[Gary]

it might surprise you. I like a Good pancake.

[Brady Bogan]

Nobody's judging you. What is not.

[Gary]

But you're right. Like if I'm going to most of the time. Breakfast.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Gary]

Egg and.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. But they throw in pancakes at the end.

[Gary]

But if you throw in a pancake. Okay.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh no. Well that's.

[James]

You're not.

[Brady Bogan]

You're not.

[Gary]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

You're not turning that down. But I haven't. Honestly. When's the last time you went to. We went to IHOP once. It was 2:33 in the morning. I don't think I've been out for a. I've never been to an IHOP where it's daytime ever.

[Gary]

It's been a long time since you

[John Holmberg]

go at 3 in the morning.

[Brady Bogan]

That's why they're open 24 hours is because that's when their rush is.

[Gary]

I didn't even go when they were doing the hamburger thing. Thing.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't even know what that means.

[Gary]

They had a campaign for a while where they were saying that we've changed it up for the hamburgers.

[Brady Bogan]

You have an unbelievable memory for food.

[Brett Vesley]

I'm not going to IHOP for hamburgers now.

[Brady Bogan]

Not either. Why would I do that? There's a water burgers 24 hours. Think I'm going to these amateurs.

[John Holmberg]

IHOP hamburgers.

[Brady Bogan]

What in the hell? The reason why I ho. Yeah.

[Gary]

They were changing up their name. That was a whole campaign. They were going to change. You know. They made it look like we're changing up.

[John Holmberg]

Up.

[Gary]

We're going to be the International like House of burgers.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

IHob.

[Gary]

Brady Bogan.

[Dick Toledo]

The man who knows marketing plans of restaurants.

[Brady Bogan]

Failed ones. Except for that place that serves goat. They're kicking ass soon. You're hoping.

[Gary]

93% of coffee drinkers say it helps them to get through their day. In this survey a good cup of coffee can make your whole day easier. Year 79 agreed.

[Brady Bogan]

I like how it makes me feel. It's the worst taste. It's gross. I drink a pot a morning now a full five or six cups every morning.

[Gary]

Thinking about the time that is because it says we dedicate 16 minutes to coffee per day on average.

[Brady Bogan]

I seems fair. It brews overnight because I have it set on a timer. I make the full pot. I get two thermoses. I load them both up. Up I go shower up, clean myself, come back out and just guzzled them.

[Gary]

They break it down as it includes six minutes of making or buying coffee plus 10 minutes spent sipping.

[Brady Bogan]

It's Adderall. I don't sip it. It's gross. It Tastes horrible, but it does nice things to me.

[Brett Vesley]

Well, as much hazelnut as you put

[Brady Bogan]

in there, that's mostly hazelnut. Taste that part. I could drink that by itself myself. Much easier than coffee.

[Brett Vesley]

Frangelica in there.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, there's that. But it is not tasty. And I am. But it does make you feel good. I do feel alive.

[Gary]

There's a thread online. Thread. Not a threat. Okay, but someone asked if you died and found yourself face to face with God. What's the first question you'd ask?

[Brady Bogan]

Childhood cancer. Really?

[Gary]

Here's some of the responses. One was, where is my dog too? So you're cool with all that down there?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. How come you made it so hard to find you?

[Gary]

3. Can I go back as a ghost and haunt people?

[John Holmberg]

4.

[Gary]

Can I speak to your manager?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, what's with the ego?

[Gary]

Another one said, who killed Joe JonBenet? What is the point of all of that? Yeah, it's been a rough day. Can I get a beer?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Dinosaurs. What's. What's the dinosaurs? Why did you quit on those?

[Gary]

What's the wi fi password?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, why did you quit on the dinosaurs? That was your original plan, evidently. And you got tired of it and just invented us. Why?

[Brett Vesley]

Where's Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra? I want to go hang for a little bit.

[Brady Bogan]

How come you made Adam and Eve out of nothing and then you needed a 13 year old girl for Jesus

[Gary]

and someone, the last one said so like can I come in or not?

[Brady Bogan]

Why was the Bible so bad? Yeah, hold on a second. Oh, hi, Brady.

[Jan Kelly]

Oh my gosh. I mean you.

[Gary]

Jesus.

[Jan Kelly]

Jesus you. How come there aren't more raising canes?

[Brady Bogan]

Come on in.

[Gary]

You found your found your safe space.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesley]

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[Brady Bogan]

You. You were there the first night that Lovett's started to fall in love with me and hated everyone else. And it was the weirdest.

[James]

That was the most fun interaction to watch unfold too. Yeah, because I, I being a regular at the club, I open for a bunch of different people and they just plug you into whoever you don't, you don't get a choice. I opened for Nate Brazzy and that's the first time I've ever had hate the emit of the club. They hated me so much because his audience came to see clean comedy and then they got me and apologies.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's the fault of the club.

[James]

Right. Well, and Nate because he's from New York and, and he's done everything and he's followed everybody and he can follow everybody.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[James]

So when we, when we did the show, I asked him if he wanted me to do anything different because I knew he was clean and he said, be you. I followed everybody at the Cellar. Be you. And his audience didn't want me to be mad.

[Brady Bogan]

They didn't like it. What are the emails coming at?

[James]

Oh, they were terrible.

[John Holmberg]

They took time to email after the

[James]

happy Nate Bargassi Coleman, the generosity of his heart, went ahead and forwarded them to me.

[Gary]

What a sweet name.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, there's a racehorse that might get spooked here.

[Brady Bogan]

Let's, let's, let's just put, let's put fireworks in his house.

[James]

Sweet man coming in.

[Brady Bogan]

Jimmy Whisman's A Small Town Murder is the name of the podcast and you got the other one.

[James]

Yeah. We have crime and sports and we have your stupid opinions now that we just rundown. We take like a product or a place or something that gets reviewed on the Internet and we just read the reviews. It's amazing. We're doing that one live at Stand up live in on March 21, we sold out small town murder on March 20 so we added the extra show of your stupid opinions and we'll see how this one does.

[Brady Bogan]

And when does Netflix take your. Make it a series?

[James]

I don't, so.

[Brady Bogan]

Because I saw it. Yeah, yeah, I saw the thing. It's like a thumbnail of.

[James]

Yeah, yeah. Our podcast is. Is.

[Brady Bogan]

I know the podcast, like every day.

[Gary]

Every. Every week.

[James]

Twice a week.

[Brady Bogan]

And that's. And that's the deal that you don't have to do anything extra. No, come on.

[James]

I just film it twice.

[Brady Bogan]

And they just threw a bucket of cash at you two and said, here,

[James]

just keep doing this thing that they could have done.

[Brady Bogan]

Isn't that amazing?

[James]

My kids are going to have education.

[Brady Bogan]

I know.

[John Holmberg]

And they don't deserve it.

[Brady Bogan]

They were poorly raised.

[John Holmberg]

Now Netflix is putting your kids into

[Brady Bogan]

Pepper D. Continue to be poor. And when you, like when you, like, you didn't go to college.

[James]

No.

[Radio Host]

Oh, rich.

[James]

They didn't even tell me when the sats were.

[Brady Bogan]

They knew I didn't get to take one either.

[Gary]

You don't need to know this.

[James]

They told me. They gave me trade school applications, stuff like that. They were not.

[Brady Bogan]

They gave me see you next year. I didn't take the sat. And people ask still, like, what was your score? And I'm like, I didn't take it. Like, you had to. I'm like, you did. Like, they put. There's a group of us and you were one of them that they just put into a corner and gave them a beach ball and said, kill the next two hours and don't ask questions.

[Gary]

Learn to write and essay.

[Brady Bogan]

Never took a thing. I didn't.

[James]

I don't even know what those letters mean.

[Gary]

I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

I know. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Sat. Well, I know that from first grade.

[Gary]

Yeah.

[James]

And that I can spell it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Gary]

I wish I wouldn't have taken it. There was no acceptance into Harvard.

[Brady Bogan]

It exposed a lot of.

[Gary]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

A lot of warts. Like intelligence.

[James]

He went to Ohio State though, didn't he?

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Gary]

Ohio University.

[Brady Bogan]

The Teemu of Ohio State. Yeah, it's. It's the ASU kind of looks at it goes. Sorry, but yeah. So you. Yeah. So your kids are like, they're getting an entirely different world than you grew up.

[James]

It's amazing and I'm really grateful for it and I try my best not to screw it up every day.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure. Does your ex wife try to get more money out of you?

[Gary]

Money?

[James]

I've paid lawyers to shut her up. Then she won't shut up. It's so crazy.

[Brady Bogan]

Cause you got divorced before everything went Crazy.

[Gary]

Yes. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[James]

I got divorced almost 10 years ago.

[Brady Bogan]

So you were out at, like, 800 bucks on month. No. And then now.

[James]

Now she's trying to get. We're not going to talk.

[John Holmberg]

No, we don't.

[Gary]

That's a podcast in itself. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, boy.

[Brady Bogan]

I have an idea for a podcast. Let me pitch it.

[James]

All right.

[Brady Bogan]

Let me give a little pitch party. I've said this for years, and I would do it, but I'm too lazy to do it. And you guys would be great.

[James]

Let me get my pen.

[Brady Bogan]

Because James does such great research.

[James]

He's amazing.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[James]

Like, your podcast is borderline autistic. So he.

[Brady Bogan]

Is he. Oh, absolutely. I don't think it's borderline. That's why I wasn't asking about the autism.

[James]

He's so good, being focused. And he smokes a crazy amount of weed.

[Brady Bogan]

Is that right?

[James]

I've never seen somebody that can. Ralphie is the only one that I've ever seen smoke like that. And James rivals Ralphie.

[Gary]

It's.

[James]

It's scary. No kidding. I don't know how he does it. He wakes up, and from till the time he goes to bed, he's. It's every day, wake and bake. But it keeps him so focused, and he's so good at just focusing on one thing, and he won't quit until he gets it, and he's great at it. So good.

[Brady Bogan]

And this is what it requires for a podcast like that to succeed. But mine is all your heroes are. They are.

[James]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

And so you go back and you find people in history that everybody has revered for so long.

[Brett Vesley]

Ah.

[Brady Bogan]

And you find out. Find their fault, their humanity. If you met them, this would make you go, oh, no.

[James]

Amazing.

[Brady Bogan]

Because they all have it. Yeah. But you need somebody to do research, and then you can make jokes about it, just like you do brilliant. And you can do reenactments of, like, what it would actually have been like.

[James]

But you got to find the rumor and then. And then follow that trail.

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly. And.

[Gary]

And there's some that you. You kind of know about. Sure.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Gary]

I want that show to Ted Williams.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. But I want that show to make people, when it's over, go. Man, Rosa Parks was a dick. That kind of.

[James]

But it might make people. It might revere people to you even more. Like trying to find breadcrumbs of why Jon Lovitz would be a terrible person. And you only find amazing things. That's one of the sweetest. That really. Oh, you gotta tell me so much more.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it's just he was, he was

[James]

so great to me. And I found out that he, he. He bangs the hottest women I've ever seen. I don't know. I didn't know.

[Brady Bogan]

Also, he's got a hammer on him.

[James]

Does all right.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[James]

That makes all this John Full.

[Brady Bogan]

But no, I mean like, like jealous people of history. Like they always have Gandhi and Kennedy and all the stuff that you know. And they're evidently, they're just horrible human beings.

[James]

Yeah.

[Gary]

It started with the Mother Teresa.

[Brady Bogan]

Mother Teresa. She's a horrific human being. Tell me more. She killed people non stop. She was great friends with Papa Doc Chevalier of Haiti. Yeah. And like she took money from anyone. And then just like that is all it took for her to do it. Her house day.

[Gary]

The foundation.

[John Holmberg]

Well, her house is for, for people.

[James]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Like she used to say, we're not giving them medical treatment that's expensive. They're here to die. And she would say, I find glory in poor people passing. That meant they were going to meet God. So she just like sped up people's deaths.

[Gary]

You're trying to.

[John Holmberg]

To get sued and by Mother Teresa.

[Jan Kelly]

She gave me money.

[James]

Is this why you hate this way to take it out on the radio station?

[Brady Bogan]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

Slandering Mother Teresa.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. If she was a great person, I'd worry, look into it.

[John Holmberg]

But you're just taking face value.

[Brady Bogan]

And then when he first brought it up. Yeah.

[Gary]

I looked up on it and there's some stuff in there. Oh my gosh.

[James]

I need to know so much.

[Gary]

You don't get a loving Mother Teresa

[John Holmberg]

money from anyone.

[Brady Bogan]

There was a guy running like Syria or something. I'm making the country up. But he was a devout atheist and he's like, I'll give you money if you back off. She went there. Next thing you know, she's praising him.

[John Holmberg]

He gave her a house.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh my God. She took it.

[John Holmberg]

Of course she got it.

[Brady Bogan]

And all these people that are just suffering and dying and they're. And they went through. And one of her houses of dying.

[James]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And they're looking around and this doctor's like, we can treat like almost everybody here year.

[James]

And she's like, no, no, not a chance.

[Brady Bogan]

Beautiful. That they're dying.

[Gary]

You do that.

[John Holmberg]

She was crazy.

[Gary]

Cuts out foundation money.

[John Holmberg]

She's worse than Pole Harriet Tug Tubman.

[Radio Host]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Was a. She had a head wound when she was like six. Couldn't put a sentence together.

[John Holmberg]

Might have helped one person. And then the story grew and grew and grew. And you're like, if you look a

[Brady Bogan]

little bit into it, it's like, whoa, this is fascinating.

[Gary]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it gets weird.

[James]

I need to know everything.

[Gary]

I mean, and there's some truth to it as far as, like, you know these people that are put up on pedestals, like they're. You look in their background, you talk

[Brady Bogan]

to some friends or heroes or you can start with sports. Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, boy.

[James]

It's crazy. I mean, that's. We've got 500 episodes of crime and sports about exactly that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[James]

We're doing Adrian Peterson right now.

[Brady Bogan]

How.

[James]

My word is he. He's got some rough history special, man.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, boy.

[James]

But, I mean, he. He didn't really have much of a chance with the. With the beating bit. He was gonn

[Gary]

explain that was.

[John Holmberg]

That was gonna happen.

[Gary]

Wait a minute.

[John Holmberg]

That was baked.

[James]

He was beaten like a monster as a child. Yeah. His whole family. That's. His dad went to prison for eight years for selling crack and. And from money laundering.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, wow.

[James]

Yeah. So he's just a. And his dad had 10 kids and he. I'm not gonna get too much into the God, but they preach. Boy, do they preach.

[Gary]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No memory membership fee.

[Brady Bogan]

I have heard enough of this.

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