03-03-26 - FULL SHOW - TUESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – 98 KUPD | Full Show – March 3, 2026

Detailed Podcast Summary

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Main Theme and Purpose

The March 3, 2026 episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness is a classic showcase of the irreverent, fast-talking, and free-associative humor that's made the show an Arizona institution. John Holmberg and crew (Brady Bogan, Bret Vesely, Larry McFeely, and producer Dick Toledo) riff on trending news, local events, personal anecdotes, and Arizona culture, all while mercilessly skewering each other and the world around them. This episode is heavy on riffing about the 'show' that is modern network coverage of global conflict ("War"), riffs on science and social taboos, raunchy relationship talk, and a long, fun segment catching up with local comic-turned-podcast superstar Jimmy Whisman.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Dumb, Delightful Monday Mornings

• [02:31–10:20]
• Show opens with the cast playing pranks and goofing on each other, marveling at the full blood moon eclipse ("the period moon"), and Holmberg’s reluctant attempts to appreciate astronomy and coffee.
• Memorable quote: “If I understood what was happening, the scientific phenomena of what that is would be great... People think I’m smart because I can say smart stuff, or at least use words... but I’m dumb and I know it.” — John Holmberg ([09:53])
• Commentary on how people fake disinterest in things they don't understand.

2. Blood Moons, Eclipses, and Lazy Science

• [03:07–11:55]
• Humorous disbelief at the supposed "rarity" of celestial events. The group pokes fun at people photographing eclipses and their own lack of scientific understanding.
• Larry quips the blood moon “looked like red cheddar cheese” ([04:18]).
• Side digression into algebra and how ChatGPT can’t make sense of it for John, leading to a discussion of intelligence, defensiveness, and honesty about personal blind spots.

3. War As TV: Disbelief and Satire of News Coverage

• [13:43–29:26, 54:00–61:08]
• Holmberg and Larry critique how 24-hour networks treat war like episodic TV, referring to coverage as “episodes” and new experts as “characters.”
• Introduces “N, E, G, A, R,” a war expert whose name, Holmberg jokes, is controversial on-air for homophonous reasons ([14:16–17:11]).
• Memorable quote: “Last night, War had a new character… I don’t buy this at all, it’s just something crazy going on with this war… But the episodes are really good.” — Holmberg ([13:43])
• They voice skepticism at network authenticity, point out the absurdity of anchors’ concern for celebrities (Lindsay Lohan, Quentin Tarantino) over ordinary people, and lampoon local radio taking the “War” branding way too seriously.

4. Women, Maintenance, and the “Shaving in the Shower” Controversy

• [31:00–41:32, 42:47–44:36]
• Listener email prompts a riff on domestic privacy and the unsexiness of witnessing certain hygiene routines.
• Discussion escalates with wild stories (the infamous “waffle stomp” and “Jan Kelly’s husband” anecdotes), illustrating the show's commitment to crossing lines for laughs.
• Memorable quote: “Maintenance of the body needs to be a private act because it’s very rarely pretty.” — John ([32:38])
• Listeners pile on with emails, one comparing his wife’s shaving to “a cat cleaning itself” ([41:07]).

5. Plan B, Modern Reproduction, and Social Taboos

• [47:47–71:50]
• Long segment joking about Plan B as a DoorDash-able, Amazon Prime product, reflecting on how easy (and transactional) contraception has become.
• Discusses a scandal in Louisiana involving a mayor, sexual abuse, and Plan B orders via apps.
• Incredulity at being able to DoorDash Plan B (“double dash a Jersey Mike’s and Plan B!”), while voicing marvel at procreation, parental shame, cost comparisons, and generational differences in “handling” unplanned pregnancy.
• Mic-drop jokes: “I didn’t know you could Plan B that stuff. Who knew? ...It’s the greatest time to be alive if you’re kind of promiscuous and slutty.” — John ([62:13])
• Reads one-star Plan B reviews, questions abortion clinic marketing, and brings in unfiltered listener takes.
• Touches briefly on alimony, child support, and social expectations for women and men.

6. Pop Culture, Social Satire, and the Bachelorette Effect

• [72:03–74:58]
• Holmberg riffs on a friend’s daughter—a "delusional Instagram girl"—and how The Bachelorette and social media have warped young women’s expectations.
• “Women say it’s not about looks, but The Bachelorette proves that wrong because you never see Brady wandering through…”

7. Parent-Child Taboos: Asking Dad for Plan B

• [75:03–77:37]
• Producer Toledo shares an awkward personal story about his son asking him for money to buy Plan B.
• Joking about how their parents’ generation would have gone to any lengths to avoid parental involvement in that situation.
• Quote: “I would have sold plasma, blood, semen… anything. Dan [my dad] would have never known.” — John ([75:54])

8. Catching Up with Jimmy Whisman: From Local Opener to Netflix Star

• [125:24–154:26]
• In-depth chat with comedian and podcasting success story Jimmy Whisman (Small Town Murder, Crime in Sports, Your Stupid Opinions).
• They reminisce about Phoenix comedy roots, radio’s decline, podcasting’s boom, and surviving in entertainment.
• Memorable quote: “Hillbillies keep killing hillbillies. It’s not gonna stop.” — Jimmy ([127:44])
• Jimmy discusses the Netflix deal, differences between local and national comedy, and how podcast success has changed his life.
• They pitch podcast ideas, including “All Your Heroes Are Bad,” and go deep on the dark sides of revered figures (Mother Teresa, Harriet Tubman, JFK).
• Quote: “None of us are good. Just run with that.” — Jimmy ([142:33])
• They circle back to how anyone’s texts/emails can look criminal if taken out of context (Johnny Depp reference). Hilarious vulnerability throughout.

9. Hot Releases, Music, and AI

• [162:49–177:18]
• The show’s "hot releases" segment covers new video games, TV shows (lots of Taylor Sheridan), music (Metallica, Social Distortion, Snoop Dogg, The Hives), and even AI-generated “Gin & Juice.”
• Plenty of side comments about celebrity, pop culture, and local radio.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Holmberg on Science:
  “My brain’s like, oh, that’s… Yeah, you got that. Football stats, things like that. When it comes to actual things that make this dumb little bowl of planet and its moon and all that… I don’t know what I’m doing.” ([07:53])
• War Coverage as TV:
  “War’s been really good last night. Oh, that got real. … CNN’s coverage of their Brett… the episodes on CNN last night, not as good… I think the winner of the war, they’re burning out.” ([22:24])
• Jokes on Corporate Mergers and TV Costs:
  “Did I tell you what my bill is for TV? ...It’s $800 a month. $780 a month... this is multiple [subscriptions]... I’m literally paying like 20 bucks a month for one show per app.” ([187:38])
• Jimmy Whisman on Success:
  “It means the most. ...Because you were very funny, and I always knew that and that, like, we'd hang out and stuff. ...You grew up pretty much, right? Shadow Mountain High School…” ([130:47], [146:13])
• On Plan B Culture:
  “It is the best time ever to be sort of a tramp, isn’t it? Yeah. Condoms and Plan B. You can double down on that.” ([66:12])

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [04:00] — Blood moon/celestial phenomena rant
• [13:43] — Satirizing network war coverage as “TV show War”
• [17:15] — Naming controversy with “N, E, G, A, R” expert
• [31:00] — Emails on living with wives/“shaving in the shower”
• [47:47] — Plan B, abortions, and contraception (runs ~20 min)
• [72:03] — Media/social media’s impact on young women
• [75:03] — The awkwardness of asking parents for sexual health money
• [125:24] — Extended Jimmy Whisman interview
• [162:49] — Hot Releases (games, music, TV, AI)
• [187:38] — TV streaming costs/cable rant

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Tone & Language

• Irreverent, fast-paced, and often crude; the language is direct, conversational, and peppered with regional and in-joke references.
• The hosts lean into self-deprecation, dark humor, and playful cruelty to themselves and each other.
• Frequent shifts from observational humor to “locker room” talk to pop-culture analysis and back.

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Summary Overview

This episode is quintessential Holmberg’s Morning Sickness: sprawling, unscripted, and hysterical. It darts between news satire, local color, culturally taboo conversation, and off-the-wall personal stories, all while maintaining a quick-fire pace. The standout segment is a reunion and heart-to-heart with Jimmy Whisman, moving from laughs to genuine reflection about life, careers, and what it means to come from— and return to—Phoenix.

For listeners new or old, this episode is a full immersion in the comedy, oddball camaraderie, and intentionally uncomfortable laughter that defines Holmberg’s beloved Arizona morning show.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Jimmy Whisman]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Jimmy Whisman]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Jimmy Whisman]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Larry McFeely]

We'll see you.

[John Holmberg]

I just threw a shock. I just threw a dreadful. I threw a shock bomb just half a second before I said good morning to you guys. Literally pushing the mics up after the

[Larry McFeely]

two of the best days in a row.

[John Holmberg]

Too strong. I got Brady. I got Brady good yesterday. Got breath this morning. Felt pretty proud of both of them, really. Kind of the same angle, too. It's more just. It's lazy comedy is what it is. I'm going to the same. Well, a lot, but.

[Brady Bogan]

Brilliant.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Thank you.

[Brady Bogan]

Thank you very much.

[John Holmberg]

You didn't see it, and that was why you did. Not that conversation. What I said at the end of it, it did not belong there, really, to be honest.

[Larry McFeely]

You see Brett's face just light up.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Oh, it's. Yeah, it was.

[Larry McFeely]

It was light. Went on.

[John Holmberg]

It was. Yeah, yeah. No, I. I puppeteered Brett there right before. And then that made you go. So I. I was. I'm just dropping the mic. I've started the day beautifully. We're done.

[Larry McFeely]

I got.

[John Holmberg]

I got you guys. We'll get the rest of the day. We're having silly fun here. And. Oh, Bab, just careful. It must be that full moon. I say blood as the blood eclipse. And man, oh, man, look, I got up early for it. I set the alarm.

[Larry McFeely]

I didn't even know. I just got up and looked at it in like. Oh, I'm like. I brush it off pretty. Oh, it must be one of those blood.

[John Holmberg]

It is a full moon. Eclipse. Full eclipse.

[Larry McFeely]

Which won't happen again until two years.

[John Holmberg]

And I checked it out and I'm like, the rarity of it all. This is the 80th one since I've been alive, so if you missed it, you'll get. There'll be another one in a minute.

[Larry McFeely]

Don't worry, I'm one for no. Yeah, I've seen three or four.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's probably about half gone now. It's pretty neat. Yeah, well, that's where the moon is, Brady.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, no, you know, like sometimes in the morning it's very low.

[John Holmberg]

Yes. Here. True. That's right. And this one was not. It was very far away.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Sometimes you feel like you can touch it. George Bailey.

[Larry McFeely]

It looked like more of a red cheddar cheese today.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, calm down. It's a. Yeah, it was, but I looked at it. I got up early because, you know, the news talks you into like, oh. And then for some reason, whenever the news starts talking about stuff like this, I always am like, it seems like there's been an awful lot of eclipses. And everybody says, oh, it's rare. You only get this every. And I'm like, all right. Well, I feel like I've seen like 18.

[Larry McFeely]

I think we've had three this year.

[John Holmberg]

But it makes you think of your mortality and is this the last one I'll ever. I don't know why, but like last night when Sean McLaughlin was talking about it, oh, man, he was great back in the 90s when he did those Lilith Fairs. But yeah, he was. He was doing the weather and telling me about how, oh, you gotta see this. And I'm like, I gotta set your alarm. And I did it. I set my alarm a little early at like 3:40. And I'm on this. I hate coffee more than ever now that I'm drinking it. But I drink a full pot every morning just to. Just to try to make my body like I'm trying to manipulate coffee into my life. It is awful. And I got a hot cup of Joe and I choked that down and watched the moon disappear for a few minutes. And I'm like, this sucks. Like, it's. Why do I do this? And I've done it several times. My friend Craig and I, years ago, he was at the house and it was a. It was a 10th anniversary of a friend of ours passing away. And we had a gathering at the house and Craig stuck around at the end because there was an eclipse. And it was like 12:31 o' clock. And he's like, 4 o' clock's eclipse. I'm like, I'll stay up if you stay up. And we got drunk and stood in the backyard and watched it. And it was the. But what an anticlimactic nightmare that was. And you realize it's not gonna. Nothing changes, but it is kind of neat to see. And then you think, well, if this is. I guess I caught the last one.

[Larry McFeely]

It was pretty cool. Then you can't capture the image on your phone.

[John Holmberg]

No, you can't. And people try to photograph the little brown dot in the sketch like it's a blood moon. It's the period moon, I call it, because it's that same color.

[Larry McFeely]

It was flowing.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it was hard. And you know, then the moon disappears a little bit. And then they did intrigue me last night by saying the reason it turns red is because it's. It's A very odd scientific phenomenon of when the moon is in a spot that this occurs. It's reflecting all the sunrises and sunsets at the same time onto the surface of the moon, which I thought was kind of. That's kind of neat. Like, that's why it turns red. Like it's got the sunrises and sunsets now. I don't understand that at all. But something happens at the positioning where it actually bends light towards that. I don't know. I don't understand.

[Larry McFeely]

I was hoping it was glowing because it's got so hot.

[John Holmberg]

That's it. Because. Yes, it's. It's. Yeah, it's like a bad giant cold. Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

So you got a burly for this? I did with some jerk off to post it on Facebook. I'm good.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And you knew that that would happen. I know it is a little.

[Brady Bogan]

Take the extra 20 minutes, you know,

[Larry McFeely]

see, on the paper. Well, like, I didn't know anything about it.

[John Holmberg]

I'm going to tell you until I

[Larry McFeely]

woke up this morning and they're like, oh, okay. That's pretty cool.

[John Holmberg]

As a guy who set his alarm for it, let me tell you this. Brett's right. There's no reason to look at that thing as boring as hell. There's nothing going. And it's really because I'm an idiot. If I was smarter, if I had some sort of semblance of intelligence in my head about that kind of stuff, keep in mind I'm not dumb, but I'm only smart in areas that are stupid. TV theme songs, who starred in what when Terry Kaiser was on Three's Company. Why? That was crazy. Yeah, but it's. It's those things. My brain's like, oh, that's. Yeah, you got that. Football stats, things like that. When it comes to actual things that make this dumb little bowl of planet and its moon and all that. And man, I asked Chatgpt the other day, I'm like, can you walk me through algebra? Because I was. I'm so bad at math. I've always been like, I was a straight A student until algebra showed up. And I'm like, what the. What the are all these letters doing here? That's. This is an algebra. It's Alphabet. I know the Alphabet. What are they doing? X's and D's and like, what's the. And I didn't get it. And my report card was just a, a, a, a D, A. And I'm like, and I'm trying. And I was miserable. I could not get algebra, got onto geometry and understood that completely. It's shapes. But algebra I didn't understand. So I asked Chachi PT the other day, because I'm thinking to Myself, this is 8th grade math. I should be able to pick this up now. ChatGPT might as well have been speaking French. It starts in with the B's and the A's and the overs and the. Man, I don't know what this is.

[Larry McFeely]

It's been a couple years.

[John Holmberg]

Oh.

[Larry McFeely]

Since I can help Kirby and math,

[John Holmberg]

you know, I mean, all through high

[Larry McFeely]

school, when she hit high school, and

[John Holmberg]

you got a book and you're also an adult, so you understand. I can go to the back and try to understand this. I can go to the Internet and it's. Yeah, that's. Yeah. I don't have any fun with that. So, yeah, there's a. I'm done, Brett.

[Guest/Announcer]

Cool.

[John Holmberg]

Is that Cages?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Is that a station here in town? Yeah, there's a station called Cages.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, the Jazz and the.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's the one at mcc. Jazz. Oh, I thought. I'm sorry. I. I shot my load on the wrong one there. I thought it was something else.

[Larry McFeely]

And the voice on that won't excite me either.

[John Holmberg]

That's the NPR station. Yeah. Wow. Well, that's a great picture they've got there of the cages. Nailed. The moon. Wow.

[Larry McFeely]

Unfortunately, it looks like President Trump.

[John Holmberg]

He'll probably bomb the moon later today. We're going to talk to 14 lesbians this morning about how they think about wicker baskets and war. Yeah. I love. That's a great picture. That beats what I saw.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

It wasn't even close to what I said.

[John Holmberg]

Glad I slept in. There you go, Brett. Got an extra hour. I'm sitting in the backyard with a cup of coffee. I can't stand the flavor of watching the moon disappear. Trying to make it cool. And again, it's because I'm a. If I understood what was happening, the scientific phenomena of what that is would be great. People think I'm smart because I Can I say smart stuff or at least use words, you know? But I'm not smart. I'm not at all. I'm. I'm barely.

[Larry McFeely]

I get the same thing.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you are. Yeah. People, like, lean to you. The. Yeah. The community of intelligentsia leans on Brady quite a bit. But I'm dumb and I know it. But I can BS my way around most stuff when it comes to this. I don't know what I'm doing, and I don't know why I'm watching. It's like the movie Inception. At one point I just had to admit to myself, I don't get this. And I remember turning in the theater to Megan and saying, I don't know what's going on. I'm going to sleep. And I actually said it. I'm going to sleep. We went to the 10 o' clock showing of Inception.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, forget that.

[John Holmberg]

On a weekday.

[Larry McFeely]

I've never gone back. I'm like, it's impossible.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'm too dumb. And I. And I readily admit that, but that was what I did. And I woke up and I was staring at that mood. I'm like, that's neat. But I don't know what's going on and I don't know why this happened. I'll never understand an eclipse and some jackass will email. I don't. My brain doesn't get it and don't

[Brady Bogan]

really care, to be honest. Going for the visual.

[John Holmberg]

You know, Brett, it's time I also admitted this. Things I don't care about out loud are because I'm too stupid to understand them. So it's my defense mechanism to just push it away. We get angry at what we don't understand. I'm smart enough to know that. And I don't understand it. So I just act like I don't care. But I do, sorta. It bored me when I was a kid, so it just makes me feel stupid. It was neat to see, but that picture on Cages, just as good as what I looked at, if not better. That was a great shot. Congratulations, you worthless hippies At Cages. That's a great picture.

[Larry McFeely]

The influencer over at Cages was the one who doctored up that picture.

[John Holmberg]

Is that a. I can't believe that's a station.

[Brady Bogan]

These.

[John Holmberg]

These days, how are they not. Look, I'm a big fan of winning in the ratings and well, on the podcast and the numbers we're getting on the POD don't care about ratings as much anymore. But the podcast, because they've screwed it all up here. But how are there not cages stickers on everything? Like, remember when we had.

[Larry McFeely]

Don't see a lot of them.

[John Holmberg]

What was the. The news one that was so great that the K. No, it was K N. Oh, yeah, yeah. Knt. Oh, you couldn't. Something like that, but you just couldn't not see the worst thing ever. Yeah, I had a bus. Remember that? Kknt.

[Brady Bogan]

I think it was kknt.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Even thinking about it, it makes me laugh. That was awesome bus. You'd sit at a stoplight and look over at A bus station. And the bus station just had the most foul word ever just plastered across the back of it. Backs of buses just calling you the C word with a K. There it is.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You can't not see it.

[Larry McFeely]

You're like. You said, Clan News Talk.

[John Holmberg]

What? Oh, I didn't see that.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Two thirds.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't see Clan News Talk. That's for darn sure. I just wanted that on the back of my car. Do you listen to kknt? Then you're a. And we have you guys and stuff like that. They had the army, the KKNT team.

[Larry McFeely]

Is they gonna be out this afternoon?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's another thing I'm loving. Last night I was watching that new show, I'm loving so much War. And it's on all the channels. You can get it on Fox and CNN and. And Ms. Now. And last night, War had a new character they introduced because I don't believe anything is authentic anymore. This is a manufactured something or other. We're blowing people up because something else going on. So it's a nice distraction. I just don't buy this at all. It's just something crazy going on with this war. But I'm watching War last night. Episodes were really good, and the videos they got are.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm behind.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you'll get. Oh, you'll catch up. It's so good. But then I realized that it's all for me and Brett because there was a lady on Ms. Now who's an expert on war, and I won't say her first name, but you can in your car. It's N, E, G, A, R. And the people that. You can't say your name, you can't say it. And on msnbc, how are they saying it on, like, Cigar.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Only. Nuh. That's not. That's not what it's. Oh, you don't want any of that. I'm not playing it. But they kept saying it, and her name's just on the tv, and I'm dying. Like, this is the group of people that would get so mad if they ever heard anyone say that word outside of it. But they found a person who got named that.

[Larry McFeely]

Why would they do that?

[John Holmberg]

Why would anyone name their kid the N word? Because that's essentially what her name and the AR at the end makes it hard. R. Good morning. Yeah. And that's what they said. Thank you so much. And I'm like, oh, oh, this is about war. And I'm laughing. You can't have it. But that was her name. And she's an adult, and she's walking around proud of that. If you named me, I would change my name. I don't care what culture you were from, where that was. Okay. When you got to the States and she didn't have an accent, so she's second generation. She was raised here. She was raised.

[Larry McFeely]

And her parents are proud. That's mine.

[John Holmberg]

Which one is yours? Oh, mine is that one over there. Come here. Stop that. Yeah, they N, E, G, A, R. And I'm like, well, you. No, you just can't.

[Larry McFeely]

You can't mess with that.

[John Holmberg]

And then you'd be like, she's. You know, if you were the anchor on the news, his name was Chris something or other. He's. He's one of the stars of War. And he was on the news and he was like, there had to be a meeting earlier that day. So we need an expert in the field of, you know, whatever she does. Like, I don't know, agriculture during war. I don't know what she did. I couldn't focus on it because once they flashed the name, all of her expertise went out the window. And all I could focus on is, how is she still alive? How is. Her friends get beat up all the time for just shouting her name when she walks in a bar. We're over here, Fight. But then I said that there had to be. Yeah. Party of two. Party of two.

[Brady Bogan]

This one. This one. They just basically didn't use the name. They used their last name. Not this one thing. I'm gonna get.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not playing it if they use it.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, no, they don't use their first name. They just.

[John Holmberg]

But it's just on there. But they had to have a meeting, and they said, this lady knows everything about the thing we're going to talk about Chris. Guy had to be like, that's perfect. She will make her a character on my new show, War. And then she sat down like, what's her name? It's. We can't have her on. Yeah, we can't do that. But there it is. Hey, Gar. Oh, geez. He said the name. That's her name. I had to dump it because the guy just said her name on the clip.

[Larry McFeely]

I need to dump that.

[John Holmberg]

That's her name. It's not. And you can't. Whatever she says after that, I am lost.

[Larry McFeely]

He didn't get in trouble?

[John Holmberg]

No, he. Well, you know, he's on msnbc. In order to get in trouble, it would have to be his own network yelling at him that he needs to get fired. Was that on cnn?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man, she's making the tour.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, she is. All right, when we go to break, I gotta hear them say it at the end.

[John Holmberg]

He goes, that's unbelievable information. Thanks a lot. No problem. Bye, Chris. We'll be right back with more miss now.

[Brady Bogan]

Peace out.

[John Holmberg]

What's going. Yeah, yeah. She tipped a 40 out for some Iranians. Like, what is going on at 6:01, by the way, that means it's time to give you a code for no brat. But I was with you and I'm like, the world is. The simulation is not real. This is broken. There isn't a soul on the planet that would allow, you know, a guy whose name was Spiky to be an expert on anything. All right, thanks a lot there. All right, we'll be right back. The next guest is Chang.

[Brady Bogan]

And why didn't you change your name? I mean, don't change your family name through that.

[John Holmberg]

Doesn't have an accent. You go with the middle name. Diane. Yeah, I don't know if your name is Diane or not, but it's Diane. You change your name and you tell your parents, like, yeah, I get it. How would you change your name from the proud name we gave you? Cuz we're in America now. It's been a nightmare. It's not even spelled, this name. But nobody's spelling it. They're just saying it. And everyone I know hates me. The six o'. Clock.

[Larry McFeely]

You know who didn't change?

[John Holmberg]

Hold on, hold on. I gotta do this first. Six o' clock word is Mustaine. Mustaine. There you go. Put it in there on the app and at the website and you can knock that out. Mustang. You end up at the sphere with Metallica, who's now added six more shows after yesterday. What were you gonna say?

[Larry McFeely]

The radio legend in Columbus, Ohio, never changed his name. Spook Beckman.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You can't see. He can't. Is he still on the air? No, no, he was. He was killed. That's it. One of the. Just. Somebody's eventually gonna go after this lady whose name is the N word. Terrible. But war was good last night. Oh, that got real. And then Saudi Arabia's involved now they're chucking drones into that too far behind. No, you can pick right up and you start seeing those drones go into Riyadh and you're like, oh, that's weird. And that's going to cause major problems. War's gonna get real good here soon.

[Larry McFeely]

I just check in every now and then to make sure Lindsay Lohan and Quentin Tarantino are okay, that's right, because

[John Holmberg]

they both live over there in the Middle east and that's what matters most. They gave me two updates last night on WAR on two different channels of Lindsay Lohan's safety and I was grateful for that.

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[John Holmberg]

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[Larry McFeely]

know, I learned about Quentin Tarantino. I didn't know he was part time in Israel.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he's over in Israel.

[Larry McFeely]

Got his own little Candyland ranch over there.

[John Holmberg]

Finger your, cross your fingers. That war doesn't get to him. Well, that would be. That would be like when. When they killed Sean Bean off a Game of Thrones in the first season. You can't lose if they kill off Quentin Tarantino in war. Oh, my God. Terrible.

[Brady Bogan]

Our spook in 1958.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, there he is.

[John Holmberg]

The mom apparently made Brett with the bumper to bumper. Bret Spook Beckman, Columbus, superhero. Yeah, it's. War's been really good. I watched. I watched CNN's coverage of their Brett. The episodes on. On CNN last night, not as good last night. I think the winner of the war, they're burning out.

[Larry McFeely]

Maybe.

[John Holmberg]

Well, they went too deep with too many squares on the screen. You know, like watching Hollywood Squares there for a minute, like six squares up there.

[Larry McFeely]

Because they're all on. On location somewhere.

[John Holmberg]

They got people all over Tel Aviv and Riyadh. And one lady was telling me how hard it is to get in and out of stuff. The airport. And you got there. CNN can fly people in.

[Larry McFeely]

They got their own.

[John Holmberg]

I know, but like, if that's a thing, then plop. All those people you're worried about, you're screaming how bad it is that there's so many people that are stuck. You know, American citizens that can't get back. We'll give them the CNN jet and fly them back.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, they're landing at the military base. Okay, whatever.

[John Holmberg]

You guys are in and out like nobody's business.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, there's room.

[John Holmberg]

I thought it was great, though, that Aaron Burnett did pack makeup. When you're going to Tel Aviv to report on war, it's a cool. That makes me a main character in the show War we're doing. And then I looked at her. The first shot. She just landed. No makeup. She looked like just awful. So she either went to the Sephora in Tel Aviv or she brought her own. And you know that she's a woman. So she opened up her suitcase and went, God damn it, I forgot my hair diffuser. And she's bitching about that. And then sent some CNN kid to go out in war and go grab her a hair dryer because she looked pretty nice last night.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, her producer got to it.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, Somebody got her all her products.

[Larry McFeely]

Look, we can't go to you.

[John Holmberg]

We can't look at you. You gotta fix that look like one of the pigs from Angry Birds. We're not.

[Brady Bogan]

And her husband's sitting at home going, really?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

You go on this trip and you don't have that problem.

[John Holmberg]

But we.

[Brady Bogan]

We go to Vegas for the weekend,

[John Holmberg]

and here we go. I bet she's. I wonder if when a woman travels to Tel Aviv for work, if she starts her period.

[Brady Bogan]

I doubt it.

[Larry McFeely]

I doubt it.

[John Holmberg]

It's not really a vacation. They ruin everything.

[Larry McFeely]

All depends on who she's traveling with.

[John Holmberg]

That's true. If she's boning a guy and in her, for sure. Yeah. And her vagina knows it. They get somewhere over, I don't know, the Caribbean, and she goes, oh, I'm cramping. Like, great. Seven more hours. She's gonna be a blood moon. Yeah. So. And then another thing I love is that I heard KTAR this morning, and I realized that somewhere along the lines in the last few days, they had to go into some guy's office and go, all right, we need cool bumpers for war. And this morning I heard KTA News covering the war, and I ran like no one else. Yeah, no, it's pretty much the same as first. Most accurate, thorough. Tune in there.

[Larry McFeely]

Maybe they'll send Broomhead.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that would be. Broomhead would love it. But they had the. The bumpers on there. And I just realized that from Las Cruces to New York, that same meeting happened in every radio station in America. Las Cruces News covering the war like nobody else. Like, now you're Las Cruces. Nobody's listening to you.

[Brady Bogan]

Maybe the same Jim Cross. He's an expert on everything else, too.

[Larry McFeely]

He's already over there.

[John Holmberg]

Tune in to Jaime Sanchez in the morning on Las Cruces, number one news channel for war. And they got a donkey. Don't get donk in the background. And war coverage. Nobody else doing it like us. I'm like, oh, yeah, I forgot. This is a TV show. It's for ratings. I was watching the. The Fox coverage last night, and who

[Larry McFeely]

looks better between the two on the COVID I.

[John Holmberg]

There's. There's a lot. There's a lot of good on all of them. They're all doing a really nice job.

[Larry McFeely]

They send any blonde bombshells?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man. There's this one on. On Fox, Aisha something. Hosny. She just. She's telling me the worst things I've ever heard in my life about, like, a school got bombing, 88 kids are dead, and I'm just hard as a rock. She's. She's Looking at me like, do you want to. After I talk about dead kids, I'm like, yep. She's just got. And she's got the smiles, and her eyes are smiling. Aisha Hosni, I think that's right. Her eyes just shout out, let's. Whoa. Yeah. And she's giving you some horrible information. Just terrible news. But she is. Yeah, it's porn. She's got porn face. So I like when she. They throw to her. And, like, she's always standing at the White House and she's looking. Yeah, she's looking at you like, I don't even want to be here right now. I'm just looking for D. In the meantime, 66 kids were bombed, blown all the way up. Yeah, she is. She is a spectacular specimen of delivery of news. She's like those joke things you see when they talk about Mexican weather ladies.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Like, you're like, that can't be real. But then you turn it to Fox and you realize, nope, that's real. All right. Aisha has me standing in front of a building and telling you stuff. But if she's just giving you eyes, oh, she's just beautiful. So they got that one. The Fox has that one. I was watching the Fox last night watching War, and right after they had a. They did a thing was real important. Benjamin Netanyahu was yelling at Sean Hannity, and they're going back and forth, and then they go to a commercial, and it's Marky Mark telling me I should pray. It's Marky Mark and Chris Pratt arguing about who prays better. That's a commercial.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, okay.

[John Holmberg]

The full commercial.

[Larry McFeely]

I've seen that one where he's with the guy about the.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. Tunnel to towers.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

No, this one is that he looks at you and he goes, let's just. Let's. I should stop a little prayer. Let's just pray, dear Lord Jesus. And I'm like, what the hell? And then he's. But he's got an app. And then Chris Pratt calls him and goes, you praying? Yeah, I'm praying. Of course. Why wouldn't I? And then they start praying together, and then they're, like, promoting some app.

[Brady Bogan]

Thanks, Dirk Diggler.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Come on. Exactly.

[Larry McFeely]

Now I gotta go play a part three in my backyard.

[John Holmberg]

On the backyard. Kinda notice how little people. Jesus Christ.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Jesus.

[John Holmberg]

And I'm like, what is going on? It's weird. And then like, a commercial for Poof. Like, they get poop and cat piss smells out of your house, and then they go back to war.

[Larry McFeely]

My pillow guy showing up at all?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he's not on there. I was looking for Mike Lindell. Having trouble sleeping? I might.

[Larry McFeely]

Lindell probably the race rates too high.

[John Holmberg]

Well, Fox viewers are struggling to sleep because they got the pillow guy. Mike Huckabee comes on and promotes some sort of sleep thing. They had some other lady talking about a drug to sleep. Fox people are all wound up. They don't sleep. MSNBC people have someone named the N word that pops on every once in a while. The war's been fun. It's been a good show. Good show, Good show. And I know it's flippant of me to say so, but it's a good show. Well, it's good. I highly recommend it. And you're not too far behind. It's just season one, and we're only like, five episodes in, so you can catch up.

[Larry McFeely]

But they're every 15 minutes.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Though they recap. That's the best thing. The writers recap everything. It's like watching Love is Blind. Every time you come back from a commercial, they tell you what happened in the last segment, and then they go to commercial again, and then they start a new set. It's really good at exposition. They're excellent. They've really kind of moved the story along by letting you know what they've already talked about and how good it's getting, and then. And then just bash the crap out of the people who disagree with them. It's. It's been a fun show. I just. There's no way I'm buying it that they're not. They're just beaten off over there. All the news channels loving every second of this. You got video footage of drones smashing into stuff. That's just great TV. That drone went in there, it looked like an F17 right into a building. And I'm like, man. Then I'm like, why don't they just use missiles? Isn't that a waste of a drone? Like, they're just gonna smash it into stuff. Isn't it just a missile at that point? Pretty much, yeah. It ceases to be a drone if its purpose is to mash into the side of a thing. I love the war. It's fun. This guy just emailed me. Oh, I'm getting a ton of emails on the. I'll read them all, but the DeAndre ain't saying that guy was.

[Larry McFeely]

What's the word again?

[John Holmberg]

A Mustang.

[Larry McFeely]

Mustang.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, so it's Dave Mustang. Not Mustang.

[John Holmberg]

No, no. Okay. Not Mustang. Yeah, Mustang.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Like Dave Mustang.

[Larry McFeely]

Former.

[John Holmberg]

That's kind of mean of us to use this as a. He's not, but must. He will not be at Sphere.

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[John Holmberg]

He might be in the crowd.

[Brady Bogan]

Make him buy his own tickets.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's not getting comped.

[Larry McFeely]

You just have the red locks and the Sphere just.

[John Holmberg]

Oh. If it grew on the outside and just Mustaine's angry little face, I should be part of this shred. I'm inside, outside. All these ideas were mine. And then he just burns up. This one says, hey, Holmberg, I just walked into the bathroom and saw my wife in the shower shaving down south. Have you ever seen this? I think I want a divorce. That was disgusting. Any thoughts? Gary, have you ever seen that?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

It is gross. That little hunched up, weird kind of. Monty Burns.

[Guest/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

I mean, the boat. But how can you. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

What's the opposite? Having that.

[John Holmberg]

Just seeing it.

[Brady Bogan]

Amazon.

[John Holmberg]

No. There's certain things you don't want to watch a woman wipe her ass.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, no, but I mean, like, you know, she can't help, but she's shaving.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. She don't bother.

[Larry McFeely]

First off, you know, I don't think it's that gross.

[John Holmberg]

It's pretty gross. It's a bad position. You don't wander in when the shower's on. A little privacy, Gary. You know, the last thing I want to see is somebody corn cobbing to try to clean holes. That's not sexy. And if you're doing the shave thing, your legs up on that high hurdling. Yeah. You get some weird. And it puts you in a position. It's just not pretty. And your fat rolls. You can't help it. You can be skinny as can be. You're going to bend over in that spot and you're going to have triple rolls, no matter what. And even. And then if you're in good shape. No, that you. Nobody should see. I'm with Gary on that. I think that's gross. And certain things maintenance of the body needs to be a private act because it's very rarely pretty.

[Larry McFeely]

Maintenance should be done, though.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, he shouldn't have went barging in. That's what I think. I think it's Gary's fault. And that shower's running. You run the risk of wandering in there and seeing something you shouldn't see.

[Larry McFeely]

No, it's going on. You walked in. That's your fault.

[Brady Bogan]

Right?

[John Holmberg]

If you hear a shower, you just let somebody have a shower. I. I've never understood the couples that. I never understood the whole shared bathroom thing. I don't Know when, like your whole life as a kid you want your own bath, you brag, you call your friends, oh, my sister moved out. I got my own bathroom. Like it's an exciting moment. Then you get an apartment with another guy or girl and a roommate and you say, it's a two bedroom, two bath, I don't have to share. And then you get married and this, this virus of a person and you have to share this limited amount of space and they take over and it's gross. And you, you got one toilet, one shower, and used to be one sink. We added an extra sink because women ruined it.

[Larry McFeely]

Ron is used to it. I just stand outside the shower whenever she showers and just watch.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but you shouldn't be in there. And some couples just like wander around.

[Larry McFeely]

I've gone in there, you know, like the showers running before and they. It's a mass murderer that walked in.

[John Holmberg]

Well, yeah, because it's a private. You're naked and vulnerable. That's the only time a woman being afraid of you. You shouldn't walk in when somebody's on the shower. You get out of there. You give them some time. You don't know what's going on. She might have had a healthy coffee dump. And it's all over her thighs and she's just scrubbing it down. And the next. And you walk in.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, if I walked in.

[Guest/Announcer]

Yeah, so.

[John Holmberg]

And you run the risk of wandering in there when.

[Larry McFeely]

No dumping in the shower sign up.

[John Holmberg]

She's not dumping.

[Brady Bogan]

Waffle stomping.

[John Holmberg]

She. She took a dump and it got out of hand and the splashback went back a thigh.

[Larry McFeely]

That happened to friends of ours. They discovered they were married for a couple of days. Jan Kelly, her friend.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. Good. Good job, Jan. Go on. It's good to talk to Jan again.

[Larry McFeely]

She had a friend that got married.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, now it's a friend.

[Brady Bogan]

Now it's a friend.

[John Holmberg]

She told the story of her friend. Of course it's the fur friend. Go ahead.

[Larry McFeely]

But they've been married for a couple years and never knew it. And the husband basically was. He'd dump in the shower and scoop it out and put it in the toilet.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that.

[Brady Bogan]

That's divorce.

[John Holmberg]

Divorce.

[Larry McFeely]

And that's what happened.

[John Holmberg]

It should. Right when Jan Kelly left that guy.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, it's not often.

[Brady Bogan]

I agree.

[John Holmberg]

She was right on this. I don't know who Jan Kelly's husband was, but that guy's a monkey. That's disgusting. You don't wander in when somebody's got a shower going. Unless it was previously Discussed. I'll be in the shower. Look, and then. Then they're going to be in sexy mode with a loofah and some fun.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, and the ass is already clean and everything else, you know, so.

[John Holmberg]

Yes. You don't watch somebody wash their ass. There's nothing about that that makes you go, there's something I want to be part of.

[Brady Bogan]

When you're done cleaning that, I'll be right in.

[John Holmberg]

But I want to watch you wash off all the crusties and dingles. God damn, I've got to shave some of my butt hair. Oh, yeah, I want to wander in on that accidental looking good you dump in a Charlotte.

[Brady Bogan]

Jan's ex hospital.

[John Holmberg]

Remember Jan Kelly's husband who used to poop in the shower and waffle stomp it? Remember that? Oh, yeah, Everybody remembers. Brady talks about Jan Kelly's husband's a monkey. That's right. He was a monkey. She married a monkey and then she told the story. And she always tries to cover that by saying it was a friend. But why would a friend ever tell you that? Why would you walk around with that information of someone else's? You got lied to by Jan Kelly. That's her story.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, then she's still married.

[John Holmberg]

Still.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, then she's a pig then.

[John Holmberg]

No, she's. She should leave that ape. That's disgusting. She's got a primate. Look, her and Harambe might be happy,

[Larry McFeely]

but she only dreamy. Waffle stomp.

[John Holmberg]

Either way, just waffle stomp it. I just leave one.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, her and Curious George aren't going to make it.

[John Holmberg]

Why wouldn't Jan Kelly and her friends sit down and go, I understand your marriage is in trouble and here's why. Like nobody's going to share that it

[Larry McFeely]

was a sorority sister of hers.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. That's what she told you.

[Brady Bogan]

It's her last night at Postino's.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'll have a cab. Salve. I got a story for you, Jan. Oh, I can't wait to hear it now. You're gonna love it. Is it about your ape husband?

[Jimmy Whisman]

Oh, it is

[John Holmberg]

fantastic. You know, Jan, my husband in the shower and scoops it up with his hands and puts it in the toilet. Can we get some bruschetta, Tyler?

[Larry McFeely]

This chocolate wine is delicious.

[John Holmberg]

And Jan Kelly said, with her wine. Why would you tell me that? So you can share it with someone who's on the radio and later he can share it with the people. Let's just hope he doesn't use our names. Jan Kelly. Oh, my God. Oh, Jesus. I just Saw the AZ family news woman found hanging in filthy bathroom.

[Brady Bogan]

Last words were, damn you, Brady.

[John Holmberg]

Brady. I told you that was a friend. I tried to tell your tale the right way. John saw through it. It's 6:19. The word for 6am is Mustang. Hop aboard that thing. Get it on there. And the Blood moon's over, so you missed it. It wasn't that great. Go to cages. Cages.com. is that right?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Or is it? They're an org.

[Guest/Announcer]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Because they're government funded. Because nobody anymore. Well, they're trying that in a big way. And they're the WNBA of radio. Really? It's like you wouldn't be a station if it wasn't for government funding. PBS is the same way. PBS has some good stuff. Like I watch. Check, please. And occasionally, you know, they'll have a leopard eating a bird or something. I'll watch that. But for the most part, it wouldn't exist because not enough people watch it. And they don't have advertisements, but that's dumb. And they require all of us to pay for it. And then it gets subsidized. So Cages wouldn't be a thing, really, because it's not that interesting. But I'll tell you what, they got a fun name and they took good pictures, which is a really quality radio station thing to do. Their picture of the blood moon's great tip of the cap to Cages over there at Mace Community College. I proud of you. Is it still at mcc?

[Larry McFeely]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Larry McFeely]

Ted Simons used to do news reports on Cages a lot.

[John Holmberg]

Was.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I used to kind of volunteer over there to do. Ted Simons for Cages. It's time for Jen Kelly updates. He knew. He knew Jan Kelly. Yeah, he probably knew her friend, too. He might. He might have been the ape. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? 585-9800. A good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD.

[Larry McFeely]

Wake up. He's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee.

[John Holmberg]

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[Larry McFeely]

Okay, like, hang on, let me do it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Oh, God, no. That's like taking the brown part off the bun of an Arby's. It's just too. It's too meticulous. It's just says that Holmberg, why is Gary. This is a good question. Mike Unser has so why is Gary's wife doing maintenance at home in the shower? She should go out and get a Brazilian like all the other hot chicks in the city do. And they do all the maintenance there outside of the house. And her husband Gary never needs to see that. Well, Mike, I blame Gary for that. He's not footing the bill for a lady to go get proper maintenance at one of those stores that popped up in the last 20 years that. That grooms your wife's vagina like zoo primates. Mike, you imagine. What was her name? The baboo. You imagine baboo ever going out of the house to get her bush waxed? It's not happening. Her grandparents never travel a lot. Our grandma and grandpas never thought. My. My. My Papa Bill never once turned to his co workers at the steel mill up there in Indiana and said, shirley's got a nice shave. We've never. It was. You were a weirdo for that.

[Larry McFeely]

It didn't take any chances. Babu. Papa chick.

[John Holmberg]

What does that mean?

[Larry McFeely]

They slept in twin beds, you know. He didn't want to take any brushing up against him up at night.

[John Holmberg]

Like a Brillo pad burning his leg. Rug burn on your thigh from that thing.

[Brady Bogan]

Christopher DeWitt. What these rubes can't afford.

[John Holmberg]

They're broad to get waxed. Yeah, that's the thing. This is Gary's fault for his wife having to do that maintenance all alone. You get in there and you maintain that on your own. You know that honey pot be smooth. Any fur on that?

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[John Holmberg]

It's like when you eat, you know, Mrs. Butterworth's in a barber shop. It's gonna be sticky and hairy. You don't want that smooth, clean. That's Gary's fault. Pay for that. Gary put, you know, start a jar where you put your change in there. And every month she gets to go in and have that thing taken care of. David Vasquez. So when your girl's shaving her B hole, that only means one thing. It's business time. And that B hole's in play. Thanks, David. Nothing but class from Vasquez.

[Larry McFeely]

Is that maintenance done?

[John Holmberg]

When I see stuff like that. From our listener, Dan. David Vasquez. I think, what a. What a lucky lady. Bailey says you guys are vaginas. Guy's wife. Shaving is gross. That's it. He must not really like his wife because when you actually love somebody, there's nothing they could do that turns you off. One time my ex was getting in the shower and she tried to fart to make me laugh and accidentally went too far with it all over the floor.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh. Oh, come on.

[John Holmberg]

Cordell and Cardell. She was so embarrassed, but I just laughed. It's the funniest thing that we've ever had happen to us. I felt even closer to her that day. Just made me love her more. Well, good. I'm good.

[Larry McFeely]

Glad that works out.

[John Holmberg]

Bailey. One of our Bailey.

[Larry McFeely]

Video Bailey.

[John Holmberg]

Video Bailey.

[Larry McFeely]

That makes sense now.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. He's disgusting. These emails that won't stop coming in to say Hillenburg. I like that people are using this forum of kupd to let everyone say something free without consequences. So I just wanted to say I think all mentally ill R words should be eliminated at birth. He actually wrote the thing. R word. That's what I think. Get rid of all of them. My wife doesn't believe that because she's an angel. And if people say, well, who's gonna do the dirty work and kill all of these R words? Well, let me volunteer myself. I will kill every R word with my bare hands. And if you don't like it, contact my bosses at channel 12. My name is Troy Hayden, and I'm like, what the. So he met. But why did you do that? And he goes, I did it because I hate that he C blocked Brady's hot ass zoo girlfriend trying to get Troy canceled. You don't do that. I'll stand up for my buddy Troy. This guy. I don't know why this guy. People are just picking their favorites now. It says, there's two things I hate in this world, Holmberg. Racist. I find that to be intolerable. Just hate them and then all the blacks.

[Guest/Announcer]

What?

[John Holmberg]

I don't care who knows it. My name is Bob Costas. It's a proud day, and I'm a proud boy.

[Larry McFeely]

Look what you've started.

[John Holmberg]

This one is another one that people just chose weird ones. I don't see color, Holmberg, and I never will. I look around. I see two things when I look at humanity. A bunch of great humans and then dirty Mexicans. I take it up with my office. I'm Mark Kelly, astronaut congressman. I went to space to get as far away from those burrito eating baby factories as possible. Stole that line from you, John. Mark Kelly is the name again. Here's one I really liked. Hey, Holmberg, don't you just love rape? I think it should be legal. And I don't care who thinks I'm wrong. Merry Christmas, homo. F word, Beth. From Kez. Oh, man. My God, these people and their true views. And then the originator came back, said, hey, Holmberg, take your blue square and shove it up your Jew ass. Wow, isn't Africa's female genital mutilation thing awesome? You know, where some wild shaman cuts off a girl's lady button? I think it's great, and I don't care who knows it. My name is Deandre Ayton, center for the Los Angeles Lakers. As heard on kupd. Well, you can keep these messages coming as we are a safe space. That's what they call us. A safe space to get your thoughts out.

[Larry McFeely]

Should we Put the circle up in our window in the studio so people

[John Holmberg]

are safe that you can come in here.

[Larry McFeely]

They can just come and shout it

[John Holmberg]

and you can say you're anybody. You the Troy Hayden one threw me. And that was just a bit like somehow or another protect you as a bro.

[Larry McFeely]

Amazing.

[John Holmberg]

Very sweet. I think to be that kind of to each other. I also enjoy that. Well, yesterday I saw this thing as a mayor in Louisiana, you might have it at one of your.

[Larry McFeely]

I do. Oh yeah, we can go over it.

[John Holmberg]

So the headline says Louisiana mayor ordered plan B off door to. And I stopped right there. You can plan B. You can get it on doordash.

[Brady Bogan]

Ask Ducey's kid double scoop.

[John Holmberg]

You can just have some random stranger grab some plan B for you. Yes.

[Larry McFeely]

And the I can't doordash driver testified he delivered emergency contraception.

[John Holmberg]

Well, to her she was sexually abusing her son's friend.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, she's the mayor of Deridder, Louisiana.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Larry McFeely]

Misty Roberts. And she's on trial for third degree rape. Allegedly at a drunken party boned a 16 year old boy at the house.

[John Holmberg]

It was her son's buddy.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And she's a mayor of a city in Louis, Louisiana. And then. But then she needed plan B. She was worried that the 16 year old knocked her up.

[Larry McFeely]

I guess her own kids walked in on.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, it's all awful but I'm still lost in the idea that I can't get like allergy medicine but I can send somebody to pick up some plan B for me. A stranger can go grab some pedialytes thing of pretzel M&MS. And Plan B. And there's no like there's nothing there. I didn't realize plan B was an off the over the counter shelf drug now. I mean I'm all for it. That's great. Why did even have abortion clinics?

[Larry McFeely]

They followed the text and she text him, said let him know I'm on birth control. Then she shared a screenshot the friend group where the one friend urged her to get the plan B from.

[John Holmberg]

Of course.

[Larry McFeely]

But you're right, you know, I didn't know.

[John Holmberg]

How lazy are you?

[Larry McFeely]

I wonder if she ordered food and then says you need anything else? You know what do they call that?

[John Holmberg]

Double dash. Double dash and plan B. You can double dash. I got a jersey Mike subbing like oh yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Anything else?

[John Holmberg]

That whore might be pregnant. Get me some plan B. I didn't know you could just buy plan B like that.

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't either.

[Larry McFeely]

Is it over the counter? I Don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Well then why to just have some handy. Evidently doordash can grab it for you.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I. That.

[John Holmberg]

We are doordashing sodas to the front door right now and it's. They say it will be here at 7:23. I ordered it at 6:30. That's just Coke.

[Larry McFeely]

See if you can double dash and play.

[Brady Bogan]

We can Amazon it right now.

[John Holmberg]

Handy. Just in case old gummoe over here might shoot a load. I didn't know you could get plan B like that.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean get it on Amazon, but

[John Holmberg]

why don't you can.

[Guest/Announcer]

That's right. Here.

[John Holmberg]

Come on. Why are we having any sort of unwanted pregnancies?

[Larry McFeely]

Boy, it's not cheap. Well, wait a minute.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a lot cheaper in 18 years.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, that's true. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Brady, did you just throw it? That's too much money for an unwanted price.

[Larry McFeely]

I want to know what the difference is. My way the same thing or.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I think the plan B you're looking at right there might be one pill. Single. It says single.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, it says one count. But then the my way for 625.

[John Holmberg]

All right, quit with that because it's

[Brady Bogan]

the great value version.

[John Holmberg]

I mean it's 40 grand a semester. You can't. 25 bucks to kill it. Come on. Jesus. What's the matter with you?

[Brady Bogan]

Even 100 bucks a pill.

[Larry McFeely]

Precious angel.

[John Holmberg]

You gotta launch that thing into a full on boil.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Brady.

[Larry McFeely]

Yahoo.

[Brady Bogan]

Relax over there.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Turn that egg into like poach that thing as fast as possible. But like our doordash for coke is taking an hour. Isn't plan B time sensitive?

[Guest/Announcer]

I think it's two pills also.

[John Holmberg]

But I think we go. Yeah, plan B.

[Larry McFeely]

So you gotta buy two of those.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm getting the name brand when it comes to this.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not getting great value.

[Larry McFeely]

That's what I'm saying. My way looks a little.

[Brady Bogan]

Then we also got my Choice.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'm 9.99. I'm making her take all three brands. I'm spending a couple hundred bucks here.

[Brady Bogan]

Here's the six pack.

[John Holmberg]

Look at this. Yeah. Oh no. She's. She's gonna be eating those like sprees. Those are going down like Skittles.

[Guest/Announcer]

I will say that's cheaper than my experience with it.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you had a full on like.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You didn't have plan B. You had a lady accuse you.

[Guest/Announcer]

Not me personally, my. My offspring.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, he had to plan B abroad. Yeah. All right, all right. How did you get involved?

[Guest/Announcer]

You gotta buy it because he Was freaking the F out.

[John Holmberg]

Of course he was.

[Guest/Announcer]

Right.

[John Holmberg]

But he wasn't supposed to bring dad into that conversation.

[Guest/Announcer]

Well, that's a tough.

[Brady Bogan]

She. He.

[Guest/Announcer]

This was when he didn't have any

[John Holmberg]

money and she still had sex with him. What kind of hog did he almost knock up?

[Guest/Announcer]

Oh, this was. This was like, his girlfriend at the time.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she's worse. She's. Yeah, she's committed to a broke dick.

[Guest/Announcer]

I think she charged him 150 bucks. And seeing that it's 20 bucks, he got raped, she hit him, he got raked.

[John Holmberg]

She paid half. Yeah, he paid half. Okay. Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

She probably. Probably bought the Amazon basic version here, too. You can get the reason he came

[John Holmberg]

to me because I had to give

[Guest/Announcer]

him the effing money.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Dad, can I get 75? I would have lied to you.

[Brady Bogan]

Money well spent, right?

[Larry McFeely]

That's a tough call.

[John Holmberg]

I would never tell my dad. I need a plan B. Right. And plus 150 bucks means she got, like, a gross of them. So she plans on just allegedly popping those, like aspirin or Adderall and under vipers.

[Guest/Announcer]

I think she pocketed the 75 bucks.

[John Holmberg]

Well, yeah. I don't understand why we have abortion clinics if this is just something you can buy on Amazon. Just keep them handy.

[Guest/Announcer]

Absolutely.

[John Holmberg]

And then if you have sex with somebody you don't want to be with or you're like, man, that was a. I'm gonna eat these just in case.

[Larry McFeely]

That's why the clinics are like this on the line. You know, online stuff's killing us.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, we gotta amp up our abortion ads. These plan B bastards are watching this take. Yeah, we're wrecking our crush.

[Guest/Announcer]

We're taking a bath.

[John Holmberg]

We're getting slaughtered out there by these pills.

[Brady Bogan]

You guys, Moynihan's gonna be down there whipping the whip on them.

[John Holmberg]

Come on, go get those. Vacuum is evidently really uncomfortable for these ladies. And they found out they get a pill, they'll just knock it out in a day.

[Guest/Announcer]

9.99.

[John Holmberg]

Look at the whores.

[Larry McFeely]

Have figured out a new salesperson coming to Toledo. Like, hey, would you endorse?

[John Holmberg]

You know what they should do?

[Larry McFeely]

There you go.

[John Holmberg]

Toledo.

[Guest/Announcer]

But I'll bring in my son.

[John Holmberg]

If we're the marketing think tank for the abortion clinic, here's my suggestion. These pills are knocking you out of the yard here. This is a tough. This is like what podcasting did to radio, because nobody was thinking. So they're like, the pills are knocking us out. Anybody have any suggestions? And I'd raise my hand and be like, you Know the Humane Society has those mobile ones.

[Guest/Announcer]

Oh yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You can just drive around in a van and offer freebies to bad neighborhoods. The ladies just go in there.

[Guest/Announcer]

Plan B. Spay and neuter.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well, it's not. You can't call it plan B. Those are the bastards. We're trying to make you forget.

[Larry McFeely]

That's true.

[John Holmberg]

We'll go in there and start rooting around for a little bit.

[Larry McFeely]

A couple of recliners in there, make

[John Holmberg]

you drink some liquid plumber and then get it out.

[Larry McFeely]

Thanks for coming.

[Guest/Announcer]

What is it? We're just using Sprite.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you get a nice. You get a nice graham cracker. Right. It's probably Sierra Mist because they're getting killed by the plan B there to cut off the brand name. Now you're drinking. Starry.

[Brady Bogan]

These reviews.

[Guest/Announcer]

Slice is back.

[John Holmberg]

It is. Well, that's good news for ladies who don't want their children because you're gonna get a free can of that at the end. How about that? I didn't know you could get plan B through doordash. And that story is terrible because it's a Louisiana mare at a teenage party

[Larry McFeely]

and the kids walked in on.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. People. Well, I mean, it was a party and mom was there and then mom wasn't there and they're like, where's Brian and mom? And they went in and there they were. And then she has the gall to go. I think you squirted. I better go take care of this. And she doordashed it. Lazy, lazy. That's all that is.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm on birth control.

[Guest/Announcer]

Just in case, like I don't want to leave the party.

[Larry McFeely]

Let's.

[Brady Bogan]

You're trusting a 16 year old to pull.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on. You're an idiot.

[John Holmberg]

Brett, drop the mic. What?

[Larry McFeely]

He said she wasn't pulling. She. She was like full steam ahead. I'm on birth control.

[John Holmberg]

She was a little dead.

[Larry McFeely]

But like, just in case, I'm gonna. Right. Door dash. Double dash. The plan B double dash.

[John Holmberg]

That was a thing of coke zeros and ironically, some Little Debbie cream pies.

[Larry McFeely]

It's some mean pie.

[John Holmberg]

Little Debbie cream. Get it? Get it? Tayin.

[Larry McFeely]

I do. It's hilarious.

[John Holmberg]

Mrs. Jefferson. See, I got cream. I get it. No, you don't have to, you know, don't beat it.

[Jimmy Whisman]

It's just.

[John Holmberg]

It's out there. We get it. And maybe some tissues. No, that's dumb. Don't.

[Larry McFeely]

Too far.

[John Holmberg]

So. Yeah, you're evidently gonna do that. Seven o' clock word is newstead. We're going down the whole of them. Seven O' clock word. Newstead. As in Jason Newstead, former member of Metallica. There for a little bit.

[Brady Bogan]

So grateful the prices remain the same for years. Hasn't failed me yet.

[John Holmberg]

What a.

[Brady Bogan]

This broad.

[John Holmberg]

That's a five star review. Somebody leaves reviews of plan B. Hasn't failed me yet. What does that mean? One of the kids. Hold on. One of the kids is immune to plan B. I know a friend who took it and the kid fought it off.

[Guest/Announcer]

Well, that's what you gotta look for,

[Larry McFeely]

the one star review. Brett, go up.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Find the one. There's one there. Yeah. And you know what? The one star review is just a picture. It's just a picture of a lady holding a baby with one arm. Thalidomide did a better job than this stuff. That's a reference.

[Brady Bogan]

The Amazon version.

[John Holmberg]

What a mess. Well, I didn't know that was a thing.

[Guest/Announcer]

Amazon has its vanity.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Amazon choice.

[John Holmberg]

So John, you're not, you're not too far off. A few years ago some nonprofit was going around neutering crackheads saying they'd pay him a hundred dollars. The mobile spay and neuter and then the mobile abortion clinic. So that's all. That's the only way to keep up with this fast paced life of abortion that these, these Plan B people are doing. That's not really abortion. That's just, that's just leaving the butter in the pan a little too much.

[Guest/Announcer]

That's too detailed of a review.

[John Holmberg]

That's a five star review and it's about seven paragraphs.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, she's telling you to ignore the one star reviews.

[John Holmberg]

Where are they? Find me one star.

[Brady Bogan]

I gotta sign in. I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

This has worked out great. That baby fried up real quick. I'm gonna leave a review. You can really feel them and hear the popping. Like bacon.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, great price. So you can go to the store and spend 35 to $50 in name brand pill or you can just buy this Amazon basic brand for $20 or less.

[John Holmberg]

I remember taking them.

[Brady Bogan]

They usually have coupons.

[John Holmberg]

My stomach started to cramp and it hurt and my friend grabbed my hand and said that means it's working. That's weird.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, here's a one star Extreme cramping.

[John Holmberg]

All right. You're killing something inside you.

[Brady Bogan]

Worked. So I'd give it five stars, but I've been spotting and having a half period since I took it about 10ish days ago.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

I've taken almost every brand.

[Guest/Announcer]

What a.

[John Holmberg]

Not proud.

[Brady Bogan]

And this is. This has caused me the worst Cramping and spotting. Just be careful.

[John Holmberg]

You nuked your uterus. Why would you bleed a little bit?

[Larry McFeely]

The other ones are working. And this one, maybe they're all. She's cramping on all of them.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, you know what she could do? Knock it off.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, that's why, you know, it's expensive for some of these ladies every weekend.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you figure at 46 bucks a pop, you get three freebies, right? So you have to have to match the price of an abortion 30 times that. You need these pills to hit the $460 mark.

[Larry McFeely]

Here you go.

[John Holmberg]

That's insanity.

[Guest/Announcer]

One star review from Stephanie, who can't spell, so I'll try to get through that.

[John Holmberg]

Wow, she must be hot. Yeah.

[Guest/Announcer]

Do not buy this pill does not work. When I first got it, I took it right away. And when I touched my tongue, it started melting. The Plan B. Don't do that. They're fake. Now I'm five weeks pregnant for trusting this pill.

[Brady Bogan]

What's her last name?

[Guest/Announcer]

Here's another one star review from Shay. I had unprotected sex two days before my ovulation day and took this Plan B a day before. So she was planning.

[John Holmberg]

She was. Yeah.

[Guest/Announcer]

I'm not sure how this works or if I took it in a safe zone, but this past week has been horrible.

[Larry McFeely]

Cramping.

[Guest/Announcer]

Cramping.

[John Holmberg]

It was a Thursday before I ovulated and I planned on taking great loads that weekend. So I pre took some pills. Next thing you know, my ovaries fell out. This thing sucks.

[Guest/Announcer]

Taking two pregnancies, tests. Pregnancies, tests.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know what that means so

[Guest/Announcer]

far, and it's negative. I do not recommend this. My body doesn't feel right at all. And again, John, why doesn't her body feel right at all? Torrents got a homicide.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, You've got an O.J. murder scene in your gut. That's why. Call it what it is. You are roto rootering the innards just in case you're mixing up a whole bunch of dude juice with a pill that crushes what dude juice does. There's a fight, you got a war going on down there. This guy says, hey, how about the marketing plan to have Thriller as your plan B spokesman? That's a great idea.

[Brady Bogan]

His first endorsement. Wow, that'd be awesome.

[John Holmberg]

Let's get a bunch of zombies like Thriller wandering around in a room going, wow. Plan B just in case. It's a great tendon. Plan B, just in case. Brains.

[Guest/Announcer]

Would you rather.

[Larry McFeely]

3 days of cramping 3 days of

[John Holmberg]

cramping and some pain. Or one of these forever Guadalupe squares. Friday is Thrillers a legitimate birthday date. Full term birthday they call it. That's it would have been a Thriller. Girl, his mom's coming in. He's going to come in and talk about that water slide that pumps babies out every five months. Throws like, you want my mom to come in? I'm like, yeah, sure. What'd she want to talk about? Dumping two out early.

[Guest/Announcer]

Someone's not going to be able to survive this.

[John Holmberg]

I like that one at all.

[Guest/Announcer]

He's not going to like it at all.

[Larry McFeely]

I've met her already. She's very nice.

[John Holmberg]

She's very sweet.

[Larry McFeely]

We'll be fine.

[John Holmberg]

Bullfrog spas. I Brady was standing out there.

[Larry McFeely]

Mom and dad towered over me.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, that's shocking.

[Larry McFeely]

Just barely. Barely.

[John Holmberg]

Barely a foot. Yeah. They're tall people. Yeah, man. They didn't share that with Thriller either.

[Guest/Announcer]

He might be tall.

[John Holmberg]

He might have been had he gone full term. Anyway, that story grabbed me because I had no idea that you could plan B that stuff. Who knew? I had no idea. That's the. It's the greatest time to be alive. If you're kind of promiscuous and slutty, you just go over to the Walgreens and grab a pack of baby knockers and it's over.

[Larry McFeely]

Let me leave the most obvious trail of how getting caught on this for the mayor.

[John Holmberg]

Well, the doordash thing was dumb.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, the mayor.

[John Holmberg]

All right, buddy. We need plan B. Anyway, it's just so strange to me that the. And I get it ladies, you should have access to that stuff. But I thought we were all mad at like the Roe v. Wade thing and women and I think that's what they're upset about is that a lot of states will take that off the shelves if this. If they get any more like conservative about it. But it seems pretty easy if you

[Larry McFeely]

can doordash it everyone if it's Amazon. But you're right, guess certain states could say it's not available.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, they said our reproductive rights, blah blah blah. I'm like, yeah, you're right. But you can door dash plan B. So I think you're overreacting.

[Larry McFeely]

Come on down to the Ranch House Grill.

[John Holmberg]

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[Larry McFeely]

Located in the heart of Arcadia.

[John Holmberg]

Join us for breakfast or lunch seven days a week, 6am to 2pm We're a family restaurant with a small town atmosphere serving southwestern comfort food for 18 years. Come on down to the Ranch House Grill for the best breakfast in Phoenix. At 56th street and Thomas Road. It's John Holmberg here from the morning sickness to tell you about the Core Institute. People who met me found out that I've had four major operations in the last four years. They're blown away. I've had both shoulders replaced and both hips replaced because I was in absence. Absolute disaster. Before my surgeries, I was in pain. Now no one knows I've had any issues. People who hear multiple surgeries assume they'll never be the same again. It's just not true. I'm better than I've been in 20 years. Stop quitting the things you love and get back to being the pain free you you love. The Core Institute Dot com. Holmberg's morning sickness. The Supreme Court's gonna. I'm like, don't worry about it because Jeff over at Walgreens will grab that for you. He's on this. It's just easy. It's got a flowery name. You take that, come in with the

[Larry McFeely]

same thing with the red doordash bag and pick it up on the counter.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you mean this? That keeps it fresh.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't know. Like the doordash picks it up at Walgreens. I guess they'd have to.

[John Holmberg]

They wouldn't do that. That's a. That's a bag to keep food hot, Brady.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, but you're the doordash guy.

[John Holmberg]

You don't. You just keep it in the. I order my groceries from doordash. They just walk it up in the, in the Safeway bags and I'm putting it in their hot bag of delicious treats. That. You're. That. That's probably like one of those Pavlovian things for you. You see that doordash box? Pizza guys have those and yeah, they don't put it in there. It doesn't need to be a temperature. You can scorch your ovaries with that stuff at any climate. I think Thriller's mom is actually coming in to defend her one star review of plan B. She was the first plan B. And they're like, oh, it's not. It's not strong enough that that thing came out. Poor Corey as plan B. It is the best time ever to be sort of a tramp, isn't it? Yeah. Condoms and plan B. You can double down on that.

[Larry McFeely]

Go down to Mexico, get some penicillin. Clear your own.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. So broad tent. Most guys are. Most broads are keeping this stuff handy. Like Tic tacs.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

They're like breath mints now. Oh, it says plan B is not an abortion pill. It prevents pregnancy. Oh, I know that. But it's like you got to take.

[Brady Bogan]

I think it's like the day after you can knock it out, like. But if you're already a couple weeks

[John Holmberg]

or whatever, you're done.

[Larry McFeely]

Done work.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. The egg and the sperm are dancing and you break it up. Yeah. You're like, mind if I cut in? You're like John Lithgow and was that movie called that Footloose. Ain't no dancing down there. He's going to come in there and bust that up. Says have that mobile thing called Lost Her Home Fetus Relocation Service. Yeah, it's. We can do that. Hilarious. I had no idea. What a weird thing.

[Larry McFeely]

So if you're. You pregame with the plan B is the most effective way. Yeah, but how long. I guess the tablet. How long does that prevent it?

[John Holmberg]

What do you mean?

[Larry McFeely]

Like, is it worth 24 hours?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you've like how long?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, you take the table.

[John Holmberg]

It. No, I think you take it after. You can take it before and scorch it up.

[Larry McFeely]

Before is for sure. Pretty much the most effective way.

[John Holmberg]

Sounds like it is what it used to be called the day after pill. And you used to have to get

[Larry McFeely]

a prescription, but you got to go. Yeah, for sure.

[John Holmberg]

The day after. Yeah. You got like, you got some time, but not a ton.

[Brady Bogan]

We got some price shoppers. You can get it for 20 bucks at Costco.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. There you go. Leave it to our listeners to figure that out. Great. We've been talking about it so much, all of our algorithms are going to heavy, heavy plan B sales because Brady had to get all cheap about the cost.

[Brady Bogan]

I know.

[John Holmberg]

I'm telling you right now. There's. That's a. There. That's a reasonable fee, that 46 bucks.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I. I'd pay 146 bucks.

[John Holmberg]

Go way above. Yeah. To not have a child. That's. That's thousands and thousands of dollars.

[Brady Bogan]

And he's price shopping.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. 46 bucks. I'd rather have a baby. You're out of your mind.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, no need to look at that. I'd have 14, 15 kids.

[John Holmberg]

It's 46 bucks for Marty.

[Larry McFeely]

What do we got?

[John Holmberg]

Is for a Jersey Mike sub to be delivered to Your house gets into that range and I still do that, you can promise me a childless womb. That is a bargain if you ask me. It says I ordered Plan B off of Amazon just to keep it in stock. Both of them are the same. One of them is generic and half price. And they're both. Both of them just have one pill. It's amazing. There's a Plan B pill inside every pregnancy test stick. Is that.

[Larry McFeely]

Come on.

[John Holmberg]

That you break it open.

[Larry McFeely]

It's a two for one.

[John Holmberg]

It's like a fortune cookie that if it comes up.

[Larry McFeely]

Well.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. By the time you're taking a pregnancy test, Plan B ain't working.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I think that would be too late.

[John Holmberg]

A few weeks down the road you have to take like 12 or 13 of them. Them got an OD on that stuff. I'm not a doctor, don't take my advice.

[Larry McFeely]

But I got the three in one. Plan B pregnancy test and Covid.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Isn't ironic that door dash probably where it's needed the most. Tempe delivers those little plan Bs and those little baby strollers. That was a little weird. There's some irony.

[Larry McFeely]

You said there might be the new company Hordesh.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Little Hordash person.

[Larry McFeely]

A little baby stroller from Door Toes Adorbs.

[John Holmberg]

They are cute. Oh, they give them little eyes.

[Larry McFeely]

That's what we see. Trolling down Higley every now.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, they're out in Gilbert.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Do you ever just. You probably go nuts thinking what's in there? Oh, yeah, that's like a Christmas tree play.

[Larry McFeely]

What's in there?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, what is it? Let's kill it. Pretty big game hunts. Those mobile door dash delivery boxes. Oh man. Just parading itself around like some sort of food whore. I gotta get in there.

[Larry McFeely]

Give me the code.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, just smash it with a sledge. Brady treats those like. Like if an ATM started to walk around.

[Brady Bogan]

Gabriel says when you check out a Walgreens, it's right in front next to the candy. You can buy some Skittles and Plan B at the same time.

[John Holmberg]

How have I missed? Me neither. How about that?

[Brady Bogan]

And Cameron wants us to high five. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

High five. Like I can spend a child's semester at Pepperdine in Vegas and never once feel like I've screwed anybody over.

[Brady Bogan]

Or pay $46 or.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, for. For. But I. I'll throw. I'll throw a Pepperdine. A whole year just slot machines and drinking and never once am I like, oh, there's my kids college education. I'm like, my kids college education. And it's Mine it says there's no plan B and a pee stick idiots tried to spread that rumor a few years ago anyway, so don't people know a quick trip down the stairs is plan B? Plan C is this pill.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm a delivery driver and I've actually had to go and buy some. Six Plan Bs for one customer. It's a very common thing that people will buy off DoorDash or six.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she just started a busy weekend says that John, you're thinking old school. 18 years my ass. Those things never leave. Those MFers are here for life. That's true. That's a good point.

[Larry McFeely]

The bar's higher.

[John Holmberg]

I have a friend who's 28 year old daughter is moving back in and she's been gone for like a year and a half. Half. And the reason isn't financial. She just doesn't. Like was easier.

[Brady Bogan]

Of course it was.

[John Holmberg]

Of course it was. Yeah, somebody else pan for everything's always easier. She's a. An attractive girl, but she is way too picky. She's one of those delusional Instagram girls that thinks she's a 10 and then therefore she deserves a 10. And she also wants a guy who makes like 7 to 10 million dollars a year. Like she's, that's reasonable. She shrunk her dating pool down to like the less than of society.

[Brady Bogan]

Lindsay Lohan.

[John Holmberg]

Well, yeah, she's good, but she's not that good. And you know, she's all right, but she's like this is. And she wants somebody to pay for her life but she can't figure out how come she can't get a man. And I'm like, you gotta broaden.

[Larry McFeely]

No.

[John Holmberg]

And you know what did it to her? It was Instagram a little bit, but it also was that show the Bachelor. That, that, that dreamy nature of things. When the, when there's like 30. Well it's the Bachelorette. When there's 30 dudes on there, they never have a doughy guy guy. So you're like well that's the pool that we're drawing from. And so she watched that as a little girl and thought this is how it's. This is what you're supposed to get when you are looking for a mate and they're all in great corded like that. You get your choice of 30 of the hottest guys in the world and you whittle it down to one and you never actually have to be with, you know, me or Brett or Brady. We would never be on there. Like you'd be the first one out. Women say it's not about looks, but the bachelorette proves that wrong because you never see Brady wandering through there. How you doing, Susie? What's that? That's one of the contestants. No, it's not. He ain't getting anywhere near a rose.

[Larry McFeely]

I was on. I got cut the first day, right? What? No rose?

[John Holmberg]

They immediately just said, let's meet the bachelors. And you got out of the car and she goes, I want a rose ceremony now.

[Larry McFeely]

Anyone want to hand out any rose?

[John Holmberg]

You just have one. One person not give a rose to. Yeah, I've made my decision. This show doesn't need to be an hour. There's. Let's just go him. He's not getting a rose. What I do? Well, first off, put the pizza down and wipe your mouth. Second, you're out. Ah, you don't know a good time if it kicked you in the nuts. This one says, hey, John, women always get the bailout. Plan B. Abortion, child support, alimony. They get rewarded for all their bad choices and decisions. Sign Scott. Man, Scott's going through one.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, man.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, here we go.

[John Holmberg]

Not wrong. But what's this?

[Brady Bogan]

Plan B is most effective for individuals weighing under 165 or a BMI under 30.

[John Holmberg]

Well, yeah, so. Because the ones above.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

They're not.

[John Holmberg]

They're not getting laid.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, there's those two O', clockers, sure, but those two AMs at the bar.

[John Holmberg]

But you don't. They never find you. You don't tell them your name or show them where you live. If you're banging one of those whales. Yeah, of course. Plan B. Hit it to the marketing. You know, they're like, who's our audience? It's like women who get laid. All right, that's everyone under 165.

[Larry McFeely]

Can't they provide like a bigger horse pill? Yeah, you double down body weight and

[Brady Bogan]

it cost you $90.

[Larry McFeely]

Brady may result lower drug concentration in the body.

[John Holmberg]

They should put it in potato skins.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, there's one. What's that say? For the effectiveness for above 195.

[John Holmberg]

It requires a prescription.

[Larry McFeely]

So they do have.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

The big plus size pills.

[John Holmberg]

Well, sure. Like Rico Blaze probably has those horse pills laying on a cookie. Yeah, he's got to manufacture that in a lab. Comes with a fork and a knife. It's so big. Anyway, man, Amazon is. That is a great time to be alive if you're younger, isn't it? Portolito's kid, even just a. A few years ago, had to go to his dad to buy plan B, I would. That's. That would have never happened. I would have never, ever. Dan would have never known.

[Brady Bogan]

I would have knocked over a liquor store and got the money.

[John Holmberg]

I would have sold plasma. I would have blood. I'd have done semen. I'd have given up every bodily fluid they'll pay you for. And I'd have done it in a day just to make sure we got that covered. And if it took me a couple weeks to do it, I'd be getting up to a man I can. Dan would have never known, ever. You imagine that's.

[Larry McFeely]

That's. You know, I mean, that's a tough call, but impressive in a way. There's like, hey, I feel. I know my dad would.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's not impressive, Brady. There's nothing about that. Ask Toledo if it was like, a bond. It's a bonding moment.

[Larry McFeely]

It's a bonding moment.

[John Holmberg]

What? It is not a bonding moment. It made Toledo hate him a little bit. A little bit. Here he comes. There's nothing about that that grew closer. You think that Toledo and Alex grew closer that day?

[Guest/Announcer]

You think we had a hug?

[John Holmberg]

That wasn't a beautiful family moment, but

[Larry McFeely]

aren't you glad he came to you rather than not doing anything about it?

[Guest/Announcer]

Well, he wasn't gonna not do anything about it. He just needed the money.

[Larry McFeely]

He knew where he could get it the quickest.

[Guest/Announcer]

Yeah, like, Brett said, he was gonna make a choice of robbing a Circle K in order to make it not happen.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, Toledo probably almost plan B'd him right on the spot, so.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, yeah. So if dad turns me down, I'm robbing.

[John Holmberg]

Dad's not turning you down, but he might kick your ass. And there isn't going to be a moment when he's like, we're best friends now.

[Brady Bogan]

It was Toledo or Grinder.

[John Holmberg]

It was one or the other. What's up? Before telling Dan, I'd have been. I'd have been like one of those magic seals blowing horns. You're out there honking, gulp. 10 bucks at a time. I'd have gotten. I'd have gotten to my price that day.

[Guest/Announcer]

It wasn't a repelling moment, sure, but

[John Holmberg]

it wasn't a bonding moment. But a few more of those, and the next thing, I was like, that's enough of you. Brady sees it as like, the end of the Waltons. Come here, you, you scally wag.

[Larry McFeely]

Like you said, I wouldn't have got. I mean, I would have found, you know, other ways. Whether it's a friend or Bar the

[John Holmberg]

money or blowing dudes. Yeah, anything. I'd have become the world's worst jiggle dollar deals. The home bird 500. Anything but that, Dan would have never known. Or is it Brady's house? What do you think? Come on, you little scallywag. What does your daddy always say? You're right, dad. Don't inside him. That's right. Don't inside them.

[Larry McFeely]

Like your dad handed you a condom at prom.

[John Holmberg]

At prom.

[Larry McFeely]

Now it's plan B or whatever.

[John Holmberg]

In ninth grade, my dad burst in the bathroom while I was combing my locks. Ah, that was the first noise he made. Where you going? Pistol mall.

[Larry McFeely]

With who?

[John Holmberg]

Carla and John. And now there's girls there. Do you need me to buy you rubbers? Oh, get out. Okay, fine. And that was the talk. There was nothing about that that we ever mentioned again. It wasn't a son. I'm proud of you that you're growing into a nice young man. But you have to be responsible. Wasn't that he was hunched up like a. Like a movie villain.

[Guest/Announcer]

Well, Alex had resources, cuz he had condoms. He never came to me for those. And I don't think he ever bought him. I don't know if he got him in school or. Or wherever he got him. But he had him and had a problem with him. Like, well, you need a higher quality fallen off.

[John Holmberg]

You have the Toledo problem. Yep. Things were just flying around willy nilly. You don't fit. Get a rubber band. It doesn't. Do you need some glue? Yeah, it's kind of cute on you. It looks like a klansman's hat. Here's 75 bucks just waving around. There's plenty of room in there. Yeah. No, my dad would have never known that. Ever. If you ever need to abort a baby, you come right here to pops. I'm here for you, son.

[Larry McFeely]

Here's plan B. Yeah, I got plan

[John Holmberg]

B pills for your mom. So you don't have any more.

[Guest/Announcer]

Hey, dad, that medical plan that I'm covered under.

[John Holmberg]

Let me tell you something.

[Larry McFeely]

Can I get the details on that?

[John Holmberg]

One of the worst things that ever happened to me was having you. So if you want to abort kids, I'm with you. Because I know if I had plan B, you wouldn't be here asking me this. Capiche? You're the best dad in the world. And you're the best little guy ever that survived.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, you got to be happy. Toledo, that he came to you doing, you know, for the money, rather than going, well, we're gonna do the Right thing. And we're gonna get married.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Guest/Announcer]

No, that wasn't an option.

[John Holmberg]

No, you're not. Dad would have told you and that would have been the thing. My dad would. No, you're not.

[Guest/Announcer]

No, you're not.

[John Holmberg]

Where's this slut? She's not a slut. She's the love of my life. Yeah, she's a. You knocked up a slut. And you're a too. You don't understand dad.

[Brady Bogan]

He'd have been happy you weren't gay.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, my dad.

[Brady Bogan]

That was for about two seconds.

[John Holmberg]

And then been like for half a second. My dad's brain would have been a one man band. Wait a minute. Hold on. I can't be excited about this.

[Guest/Announcer]

What happened a year later?

[John Holmberg]

Heartbreak.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, exactly. That girl left your heartbreak. But thank God. But him coming to you. Not the beautiful. You know NBC's very special.

[Larry McFeely]

He was having a catch.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Tonight on A very special. Brady Blossom.

[Guest/Announcer]

Your catches are weird.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Bogan.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

For those fatties at the bar at 2am Crush up some plan B and put it in their ranch. Dressing for their wings.

[John Holmberg]

Brady tried to make it beautiful. I remember on an episode of Love Sydney once, Tony Randall said,

[Larry McFeely]

was that a show?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Newstead is the word for seven o'.

[Larry McFeely]

Clock.

[John Holmberg]

Newstead. It was a. It was a movie. First everybody lost their mind and then they made it a show. A newstead. That's the thing right there. Love, Sidney. Starring Tony Randall. DC I think it was on Wednesday nights. Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Anyone else I know that was in it? Who is Sidney?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, Tony Randall. And then a little girl. It was always TV shows. Always started with like a kid. Kid just wander around with dead parents. And then somebody took him in. Same with Punky Brewster. Like just showed up at that guy's house. The Webster's parents were killed. Different strokes. Parents were killed. The mom on Silver Spoons was dead.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady Bunch.

[John Holmberg]

Brady Bunch never mentioned, but assumed dead.

[Larry McFeely]

Fiery car crash.

[John Holmberg]

Horrible into each other. And that's how Carol and Mike met. It's true. Terrible, terrible. Single car accident that another guy bashed into the T bone. It was terrible. The details of episode one are horrifying. Yeah. Meryl says make the Plan B slogan Swallow this. And she didn't swallow the first time. Oh, man. So there's plan B and there's Plan bbw. You. Yeah, that's right. For the bigger lady. Huge bill. Anyway, Bert, what do you got on the big musical board of treats over there? Oh, you don't have your papers. Give me the book.

[Brady Bogan]

When you're done.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, really? All right. I'll tell you right now that it's a great deal, too. The Wake up songs brought to you by our friends at Modern Resolution, windows and doors. 30% off all windows and doors. And that's a great deal right there. You get 30% off of everything, and then you're like, hey, by the way, John Holmberg. You just say my name, and then bells go off and they give you $500 off an ext. 500 bucks right off just for saying Holmberg sent you. And that's off the total contract price. It's awesome.

[Brady Bogan]

Deal.

[John Holmberg]

Go to modernresolution.com if you need a door like I did. Mine just broke. Or windows or anything like that. They come out there. They're great dudes, too. A family operation, local support, local business. And that's what we're doing right there. All you got to do is go to Modern Resolution dot com. Modern Resolution doors and Windows, Windows and doors. Brett.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. On the list, Bark of the Moon for the moon that you got up early to see Eminem. My name is for N Word. Lady Sabaton.

[John Holmberg]

For those of you just tuning in. Ms. Now had a lady whose name was I. I'm not saying it. N, E, G, A, R. And they said it a lot. She's an expert on war, Middle east stuff. I shouldn't have that name anymore. You got to change that to Susan or something.

[Brady Bogan]

Sabaton. On the list, Megadeth, Holy Wars, Wage War, Pantera, Revolution, Name Slayer, God, Smack, Moon, Baby, Mud, Vein, Manson, Armageddon, Suicidal War, Inside My Head, shepherd of Fire from Avenged, and. Well, today, since we're doing all the Metallica thing. Forty years ago today, Master Puppets was released.

[John Holmberg]

Is that so?

[Brady Bogan]

Somebody said battery. We've had Leopard, Messiah, disposable here. It's so holy.

[John Holmberg]

That was 1986.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Wow. Sir.

[John Holmberg]

It was. Yeah. March of 86. I would have never put that together. Yeah. People all in on this. Brady's old enough to remember the original plan B, which was a staircase or a bottle of Jack. It's too abrupt for Columbus. Is that a thing? You guys?

[Brady Bogan]

Probably.

[John Holmberg]

There are a lot of stairs in Columbus. A lot of. Well, the two. Two things that Columbus is loaded with is Christians and Catholics and staircases. And trust me, they were used for that quite a bit. Probably the dad's like, well, we have to do the right thing.

[Brady Bogan]

I had to use that exorcist staircase.

[John Holmberg]

That one. That's like the one the Joker came down. Yeah. Not taking any chances. No. The rocky staircase. Where actually go to the flat part.

[Brady Bogan]

Roll her to the next top.

[Larry McFeely]

Growing up is. Never buy a ranch style house.

[John Holmberg]

You never get a ranch style house. If you've got kids. Just in case you need to take your pipe out of your mouth and go out. Down you go. Look at her tumbling that out. A learner.

[Larry McFeely]

And you'll. You won't find a first floor apartment either.

[John Holmberg]

It's always a garage. Yeah. It's the garage you get. And push them out the window. Clapton style is what you're saying. Anyway. What. Let's do a little battery then. All right. Metallica. 40 years. Years since the Master of Puppets.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And then Ride the Lightning was the one before that.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. So that's older. Christ. 86. It came out today. And people knew at this point that Metallica was quite a thing. I am so unbelievably curious how one is going to look at Sphere because the video on MTV was visually like altered the way things. That's one of the most unbelievable cinematic music videos ever. One is life changing for it's a story that you've probably never watched. It won the video. Brady is like. It is. It's Saving Private Ryan of music. It's incredible. The imagery is amazing. In. In Sphere. If they just ran the video inside,

[Larry McFeely]

can they do that? Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Incredible. Oh, I can't wait. And you can go. We'll get you up there to Vegas to see that thing. Newstead is the seven o' clock word. You got a little while longer with that one. That. It's pretty awesome. Metallica up in Vegas. This is an outstanding thing we're doing for you guys. We'll get you up there tickets to not only the October 1st kickoff but also October 3rd. You get that together as well. You get two shows. The first two shows. And yesterday all those tickets went on sale for Gone fan club. They're all gone. And also added six shows to the residency. So they didn't. They had that in their back pocket. Said if the tickets go fast through the presale we gotta add more for the regular folks. And they did it. I had a friend named Bill who was in line. I can text me goes I'm in line for the Sphere for a Metallica. And he said I'm going to get those tickets. Like that's awesome. He was number 177,187 in line.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh man.

[John Holmberg]

Needless to say, Bill didn't get tickets. But you can. You get on the app. You get on our website 98kupd.com you put it in each word corresponding with the time we give you 7am Word is Newstead. It's battery. It's 98 KUPD. Happy anniversary.

[Larry McFeely]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool actually. No membership.

[John Holmberg]

I have heard enough of this. Hey everybody, it's John Holbert and Brett

[Brady Bogan]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Guest/Announcer]

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[John Holmberg]

the old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail for all you live listeners. For your podcasters that doesn't mean any anything and a lot of your podcasting now throwing our darts everywhere and you can check it out if you're a live listener right now. You go to our app or our website. You put in the word newstead for a few more minutes. Then we'll have a word at 8 o' clock for you. Try to get you up to the sphere. Brett just showed a video of somebody who was inside Sphere for the wizard of Oz and I telling you man, you can watch videos of it and be amazed. You have no idea until you're sitting in that room what you're looking at. It is absolutely astonishing what's going on technologically in that Building. And what you can't grasp until you're in the building is the sound. I've never heard anything cleaner and crisper in my life than the sound inside Sphere. And I had. And I didn't go to a concert. I went into that movie thing they do, and they turn it up. They. They show off a little bit. They flex on you. You with the sound, and it's amazing.

[Larry McFeely]

It's just. You know, the downside for me, it's. I don't know if I would spend 825 bucks to see the wizard of Oz. And that. Is it that good?

[John Holmberg]

Yes. And then you're the type. You're the type of people that they don't want.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

If you're questioning the price, stay home. Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, it's. Yeah. I'm not. Not saying it to you, but I'm say. If you even say, well, is that worth it? No. No. For you, it's not. But like, you. You would spend. You walk away from that going, that's something. I can't get it. That's the uniqueness of it. You can't get it anywhere else on the planet. Like, that's $800 worth of. Oh, my God. And the wizard of Oz. One of the greatest movies of all time. Visually, Spec. It's 1939, and you still watch it going, man, this is a acid fever dream. And they threw that thing out there and they're tossing wind at you. What you don't know is until you sit there is your seat. Has. Has functionality to it. That's like it. It's got wind and sound on it. It's directed at you. It's unbelievable.

[Larry McFeely]

I told Brad, I think. I think you can see the wizard of oz for, like 82 bucks.

[John Holmberg]

No, no.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, I. I missed enough.

[John Holmberg]

No, the wizard of Oz is a full experience. Like, they're. They're throwing it all out there. When the wind blows, the room moves. There's wind. It's. This is such a great prize. I don't think people get it until you're out up there.

[Brady Bogan]

We had a plan B review up there.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, what does that say?

[Brady Bogan]

Worked great. Glad I got it. So my Pop Pop don't find out anything. Signed, Kirby Bogan.

[John Holmberg]

Five stars. I got a few emails about that, too. It says, I wish I'd have known about plan B back in the day. Would have saved me a ton of headaches. All these women bitching and complaining about what it did to their bodies. I know for a fact my girl wouldn't have complained once. Signed Nathan Sutherland, Christian rapper and a healthy health care. Then the people are coming out and getting a little personal. Paula the the Toledo haters like oh, just found out that Toledo's kid took a plan B. Had an orgasm right here listening to the show. One less Toledo offspring is always good. That's Scott says I'm surprised Toledo's kid has balls. Congrats for him getting laid. He got his dad's head and his mom's nuts. You've been listening too long, Scott. And then another attack on him. It says, hey Holmberg, everything they taught you in school was a lie. Hitler was a good guy. Just hadn't figured it out yet. Don't believe me? Try working with one of them for 25 years. Sign big Dick Toledo. Now hold on a second. Not trying to get people canceled with your crazy game. This weird out of the blue getting people canceled emails thing that you guys are doing. I like it. Anyway, there you go, Newstead for a couple seconds longer and then we'll give you an 8 o' clock word get you up at that spear. And I'm, I'm not overselling 800 bucks for the wizard of Oz. I mean you were complaining that 46 bucks was too much for plan B. Considering the payoff, I'd say that's great. Same with the wizard for sure

[Larry McFeely]

the 18 years.

[John Holmberg]

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[Larry McFeely]

Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix.

[John Holmberg]

Hello world. Hi.

[Larry McFeely]

Happy National Cold Cut Stay and National Pancake Day. Get a free short stack at IHOP today from 7:00am Well, I already started.

[John Holmberg]

What's this? What is. What is the opposite of a short stack? Is it a tall stack?

[Larry McFeely]

Regular stack?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Larry McFeely]

It's like in a short stack. Maybe it's two.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. I don't like pancakes that much. You get a. I have to be

[Larry McFeely]

a little bit drunk of our world famous buttermilk pancakes.

[John Holmberg]

I don't think I've had pancakes and it wasn't 3:30 in the morning for 30 years. If it's not 3 in the morning, I don't have. And I. You know what? I didn't get pancakes when I was there last time I got the. They have a steak omelette thing. The big steak I think they call it. That was what that Russian person was talking about. Never having seen hash browns before. It's a fun night, but I know

[Larry McFeely]

it might surprise you. I like a good pancake.

[John Holmberg]

Nobody's judging you. What is not.

[Larry McFeely]

But you're right. Like if I'm going to most of the time. Breakfast.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Egg and.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. But they throw in pancakes at the end.

[Larry McFeely]

But if you throw in a pancake. Oh, okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Oh no. Well that's. You're not. You're not.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

You're not turning that down. But I haven't. Honestly. When's the last time you went to. We went to IHOP once. It was 2:30. Three in the morning. I don't think I've been out for a. I've never been to an IHOP where it's daytime ever.

[Larry McFeely]

It's been a long time since you

[John Holmberg]

go three in the morning. That's why they're open 24 hours is because that's when their rush is.

[Larry McFeely]

I didn't even go when they were doing the hamburger thing.

[John Holmberg]

I don't even know what that means.

[Larry McFeely]

They had a campaign for a while where they were saying that we've changed up for the hamburgers.

[John Holmberg]

You have an unbelievable memory for food.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not going to IHOP for hamburgers.

[John Holmberg]

Not either. Why would I do that? There's a water burgers. 24 hours. I think I'm going to these amateurs. IHOP hamburgers. What in the hell? The reason iho. Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

They were changing up their name. That was whole campaign. They were going to change. You know, they made it look like we're changing it up. We're going to be the international like House of burgers. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

IHob.

[Guest/Announcer]

Brady Bogan, the man who knows marketing plans of restaurants.

[John Holmberg]

Failed ones. Except for that place that Serves goat. They're kicking ass.

[Larry McFeely]

Soon you're hoping. 93% of coffee drinkers say it helps them to get through their day. In this survey, a good cup of coffee can make your whole day easier. 79 agreed.

[John Holmberg]

I like how it makes me feel. It's the worst taste. It's gross. I drink a pot a morning now. A full five or six cups every morning.

[Larry McFeely]

Thinking about the 30 minutes that is because it says we dedicate 16 minutes to coffee per day on average.

[John Holmberg]

I seems fair. It brews overnight because I have it set on a time timer. I make the full pot, I get two thermoses. I load them both up, I go shower up, clean myself, come back out and just guzzle them.

[Larry McFeely]

They break it down. As it includes six minutes of making or buying coffee plus 10 minutes spent sipping it's Adderall.

[John Holmberg]

I don't sip it. It's gross. It tastes horrible. But it does nice things to me.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, as much hazelnut as you put

[John Holmberg]

in there, that's mostly hazel on the taste that part. I could drink that by itself much easier than coffee.

[Brady Bogan]

Frangelica in there.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, there's that. But it is not tasty. And I am. But it does make you feel good. I do feel alive.

[Larry McFeely]

There's a thread online thread. Not a threat. Okay, but someone asked if you died and found yourself face to face with God, what's the first question you'd ask?

[John Holmberg]

Childhood cancer. Really? Really.

[Larry McFeely]

Here's some of the responses. One was, where is my dog? 2. So you're cool with all that down there?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. How come you made it so hard to find you?

[Larry McFeely]

3. Can I go back as a ghost and haunt people? 4. Can I speak to your manager?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, what's with the ego?

[Larry McFeely]

Another one said, who killed Joe John Bonnet Day? What is the point of all of that? Yeah, it's been a rough day. Can I get a beer?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Dinosaurs. What's with the dinosaurs? Why did you quit on those?

[Larry McFeely]

What's the WI fi password?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, why did you quit on the dinosaurs? That was your original plan, evidently. And you got tired of it and just invented us. Why?

[Brady Bogan]

Where's Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra? I'm gonna go hang for a little bit.

[John Holmberg]

How come you made Adam and Eve out of nothing and then you needed a 13 year old girl for two? Jesus.

[Larry McFeely]

And so when the last one said so like can I come in or not?

[John Holmberg]

Why was the Bible so bad? Yeah, hold on a second. Oh, hi, Brady. Oh my gosh. I mean you.

[Larry McFeely]

Jesus.

[John Holmberg]

Jesus you. How come there aren't more Raising canes. Come on in.

[Larry McFeely]

You found your safe space. British Columbia will spring forward on March 8th and not fall back in November. It's the last time they're done. You want to know permanent daylight savings

[John Holmberg]

time, is that right?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

All done with it.

[Larry McFeely]

Yep. And they're hoping some of the other states, like California, Oregon and Washington will do the same. But the US you got to have Congress have to sign off on it. The guy, the premier of British Columbia said, all right, we're doing it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I get. I got into a Congress. But Arizona and Indiana and it's up to you, that's. That whole thing is just for farming. Anyway, I got into an interesting conversation the other day with a guy about religion and he asked somebody. Is he asked a religious person? We were sitting there talking. He says, is there? And I'll ask you, Brady, is there sadness in heaven?

[Larry McFeely]

I don't think so.

[John Holmberg]

You don't think.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't think there's. I think the. I mean that your soul is going

[John Holmberg]

up, but there's just. There's no. There's no sadness in heaven I can't comprehend. Like, so me being in hell, you'd be okay with it once you got. Got there?

[Larry McFeely]

I don't know. I don't think so. From what you're taught, at least according

[John Holmberg]

to the book, once you're there, okay, you have no empathy.

[Larry McFeely]

If you're fine, well, try gnashing your teeth or living in a lake of fire.

[John Holmberg]

I'm just saying, like, if you were up there, you're like, this is great.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And then you find out, oh, John didn't make it. I'm all right with that.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. What? Well, the question is, would I know that you didn't make it?

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's. Then you're just a bad friend. So this just becomes some sort of weird shell of you that has no empathy or compassion or care about anything

[Guest/Announcer]

in your life down here.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Cuz one guy asked a question. Where's my dog?

[John Holmberg]

When he got up there. Yeah, right. But that's a little less than this.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Well, just like cuz if your mom's like Charlie, your nephew not religious, your. But his mother is. So she gets to heaven and finds out the boy's not coming.

[Larry McFeely]

Coming.

[John Holmberg]

She can't be sad.

[Larry McFeely]

Nope.

[John Holmberg]

That's terrible.

[Larry McFeely]

You don't care.

[John Holmberg]

Then you hit and you just be an yep. Yeah. All right. So heaven's full of. All right. It's an interesting question though. It really is.

[Larry McFeely]

Which would be appealing to you in a way, wouldn't it? Like, you don't care. It's like, no, you're fine.

[John Holmberg]

I'm a human being.

[Larry McFeely]

So that's the thing that we can't conceive that you don't go up as a human being. You don't go out.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, but I don't want. Then I'm not me when I'm up.

[Larry McFeely]

It's the soul.

[John Holmberg]

Right. And I don't have any compassion for people who didn't get it.

[Larry McFeely]

Maybe some do. Like, you still have the compassion. Because I'm wondering, you know, you hear all these stories about people that talk about angels that come down to.

[John Holmberg]

That's just. They're crazy people. Anyway, it got me thinking. I'm like, hey, that's true. Because if you're talking to somebody who's got a kid who's not religious and the parents are super religious, you're sad

[Larry McFeely]

for a split second, but you're like, hey, I'm on a cloud.

[John Holmberg]

But. But your daughter is burning for eternity for simply not serving the ego.

[Larry McFeely]

I. I don't know. I wonder.

[John Holmberg]

It's pretty awful.

[Guest/Announcer]

Or from that shellfish.

[Larry McFeely]

It's a great question.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, go. The people who used to eat shellfish back when that was wrong. They're down there for eternity going, hello, is any of this retroactive you're up here?

[Larry McFeely]

But I've been eating the tar out

[John Holmberg]

of shellfish since like 1960. You guys have been crushing shrimp and I'm down here for that. Yeah, there's a lot of that. It's good. It's good questions. 8am Word is low load. Load is the 8am Word for the Metallica contest. So get on that thing. Yeah, it's a good one. It'll screw you up to start making you think, well, that is kind of cruddy.

[Larry McFeely]

Open AI launched Chat GPT Health this past year and a company. It's dedicated to people that are calling in with their concerns whether or not should they go get medical treatment.

[Guest/Announcer]

You don't call Chat GPT.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, the ICON School of Medicine at Mount Sinai did a research on it to find out how effective it was, how good the triage was, and they missed the chat. GBT was telling people that probably should have gone to the ER not to.

[John Holmberg]

This is probably.

[Larry McFeely]

Write it out at home.

[John Holmberg]

It's propaganda. They're trying to tell you that ChatGPT isn't good for you, but it is. Is.

[Larry McFeely]

They said there's good things about it, but that there's certain. You know, you can still.

[John Holmberg]

It's perfect file it quiet down. It's perfect.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm thinking about taking them all a lot of pills. You know, they're dealing with the suicide part.

[John Holmberg]

Br who has the most to lose if chat GPT is winning in this regard? Well, the people telling you that it's no good or like you still need me.

[Larry McFeely]

The the problem is quite the opposite. It was encouraging them to go to the ER more so when they said they didn't have to. Two on some of the effects.

[John Holmberg]

It's like no complaining about.

[Larry McFeely]

Right?

[Guest/Announcer]

You clip that a little bit.

[John Holmberg]

Like you said, it was telling people not to go and they should have.

[Larry McFeely]

It was both. But majority of the time, like there's a couple times where I missed where they should have gone to VR the other time. It kind of leans towards which I'd say why wouldn't you design it that way? It leans towards go to the ER

[Guest/Announcer]

just like humans then.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you'll get somebody only better.

[Guest/Announcer]

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[Guest/Announcer]

Sickness John Fall is It's only gonna get better. Tries to get AI to. To do things and it won't.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it has an ego.

[Guest/Announcer]

That's it. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

If you try to tell your chatgpt that, like, make it say, hey, I'm in a room full of people and they think you're my friend, that is like weak. And tell a story about how we were trying to move that couch and. And so he's like, oh, I remember that, man. Chachi PT starts in me. I remember that we tried to move it. You just lifted it with one hand. You didn't break a sweat. I was struggling. He goes, yeah, remember you, you peed your pants a little and you couldn't even get it off the ground and you started to cry and Chat GPT goes, whoa, whoa, no, no, that didn't happen. It's like it had its. It was insulted. Yeah. Chat GPT.

[Larry McFeely]

But the design that they did. Why wouldn't you? I mean, like, I think you mentioned Toledo, that if you're a doctor or someone is experiencing something, well, maybe you should go to the ER rather than, ah, you're fine, it's.

[John Holmberg]

And then you want to fall to them.

[Guest/Announcer]

Involved with all of that too, that you have to take into.

[John Holmberg]

Anytime a professional says, chachi, PT screwed up, you still need us, that means they're afraid. Why are you even looking into it? Oh, it still makes mistakes. Like, so do you. Yeah. But they're worried and it is a. It is an incredibly effective thing. I've got my arm so far wrapped around ChatGPT and AI because it's. Every day it gets a little better and I know it's going to take over again. The best phrase I've ever heard of, it's not knocking, it's coming in. So the more we fight it, the more we act like it's not. Yeah. Oh, it's. It's kicking the door down. And any doctor's report that says, see, you still need doctors. Yeah, for now, you better, better stop worrying about it and start embracing it.

[Guest/Announcer]

Like the images Google just released. Nano Banana 2.0 or something like that.

[Larry McFeely]

That is crazy.

[Guest/Announcer]

Oh, it's image creator.

[John Holmberg]

All of it's incredible.

[Larry McFeely]

The USA Track and Field National Half Marathon Championships went to in Atlanta this past weekend. And they had a little debacle in the ladies half marathon. The leaders, the lead. Three runners had basically a nine minute lead time on the pack. They're following a media vehicle and another one filming it. And the media vehicle took a wrong turn, took them 400 meters off, off the course they run 400 meters back. None of them finished. Finished.

[John Holmberg]

They lost.

[Larry McFeely]

20 grand was the lead. The one girl that was an Olympic athlete was the favored run.

[John Holmberg]

No, the course had to make up.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

So their fault.

[Guest/Announcer]

The media.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Guest/Announcer]

Well, it sounds dumb. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Marathon tracks are fairly well marked. I've run four of them.

[Larry McFeely]

They just did half marathon.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. 13 miles. You're not getting lost. That's. They just. Bunch of broads got a bunch of quarter mile. Has got lost. Ran a quarter mile with no cones or signs. Hey, wait a minute. What's going on? Where did all the stuff go? Because marathons are very clearly marked and very rarely run at night or without people watching. So if you end up in a neighborhood and there's. And there's no one, you're off course.

[Larry McFeely]

I think you're right. Maybe the attendance of people watching because the men didn't get like lost.

[John Holmberg]

Wow. There's a whole bunch of reasons for that rods. Well, I didn't. I don't want to pinpoint it that bluntly.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow.

[Guest/Announcer]

Got lots of clarifications on stacks for you for pancakes. John Brady's fat bre brethren here.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Guest/Announcer]

It's called a full stack. It involves five full pancakes. The short stack is three. Also involves three to five hours of regret after.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, pancakes don't sit well in anyone. They're. I don't like them.

[Larry McFeely]

Got a man.

[John Holmberg]

They taste good, but there's nothing good about them. Like you take two bites, you're like, this is all a mistake.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Guest/Announcer]

You gotta have one.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

A man in Washington state was ejected from his car and knocked unconscious after a rollover crash. This happened early Sunday morning. It was a single car crash, no other vehicles involved. A bystander stopped by to check on anyone involved and the driver regained his consciousness and pulled a gun on the good Samaritan. Fortunately, it didn't escalate. The bystander was not hurt. The armed driver ran off. But the troopers later found him. They sent him to be treated in the hospital. Sounds like he could be facing some charges once he's medically cleared. There's no word what caused the crash, so they're still investigating that. Finally we got a man in Florida who's been missing since Valentine's Day. Was discovered over a week later trapped in mud up to his shoulders.

[John Holmberg]

Whoa, man.

[Larry McFeely]

36 year old Andrew Giddens. He was found after some official spotted his abandoned car close to an industrial plant that produces sand. Boy started looking for the beach.

[John Holmberg]

Produces sand. We have a place that has to do it.

[Guest/Announcer]

Maybe he's waiting.

[Larry McFeely]

Maybe they clean it out because of. Florida is like the state of Florida.

[Guest/Announcer]

Oh, it's in Florida.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. There's a place that makes looking for

[Larry McFeely]

him, and one of them saw him in a pit. Andrew was alert and he could talk, but he'd gone several days without food or water.

[John Holmberg]

By then, he was living in mud.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Guest/Announcer]

So mud, not quicksand, though.

[Larry McFeely]

Specialized crews worked with local fire departments to free him, using ladders, backboard pallets, poles, and ropes.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I want them to go in.

[Larry McFeely]

It took three hours to pull them

[John Holmberg]

out, and it started to dry them up a little bit.

[Larry McFeely]

It's kind of like quicksand.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. But was he dried up? Was it still mucky mud, just too heavy to get out?

[Guest/Announcer]

Oh, I didn't think that.

[Larry McFeely]

When he first went to the hospital, he was in critical condition. They said he's expected to make a full recovery. It's incredible that he was stuck in the mud for four days.

[John Holmberg]

Well, yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

And lived for sure.

[John Holmberg]

It's more incredible that no one saw him. Nobody works there. I'd stop everything if I saw a dude half stuck out of the ground going, hey, head. Help that head. Is that a head?

[Brady Bogan]

Yep.

[Larry McFeely]

His family says he's been distraught over a recent breakup. It's unclear if he knew what he was getting into at the sand facility or not.

[John Holmberg]

I still want to know more about the sand facility. I just consider that a beach. That's just another name for a beach. The sand facility.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, it could be filtering the. The sand.

[John Holmberg]

What are they getting out of sand? Sand?

[Larry McFeely]

Well, I mean, you break ground on that. A lot of the soil in Florida is very sandy, but you clear it up. Like, I don't know if they're using it for, you know, purify it more like for sand traps or breaking it up.

[John Holmberg]

So it's a sand sifting center. It's not a sand manufacturing facility. Yeah, they just take sand that already exists and make it better, filter it.

[Larry McFeely]

Triple filtered sand.

[John Holmberg]

So it's just a big column.

[Larry McFeely]

That's what I'm guessing.

[John Holmberg]

All right, I like that you answer those questions. Yep.

[Larry McFeely]

I googled it.

[Guest/Announcer]

Here's what Gemini gave me. A facility that produces sand.

[John Holmberg]

The beach does that already.

[Guest/Announcer]

Piles of it around there and they

[John Holmberg]

just lay it back down. But look, it's made on sand. Like it's a sand beach. Yeah, like the ground all around it is already sand.

[Guest/Announcer]

I think they produce so much of it, they just put it around, around

[John Holmberg]

there, making more sand.

[Guest/Announcer]

Yeah, because it's snow on the ground. So I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

That's not snow.

[Guest/Announcer]

I think it's snow in the foreground.

[John Holmberg]

They're on a beach sand thing. It's like being in.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, where's it at?

[John Holmberg]

Palm Springs.

[Larry McFeely]

That says frack sand facility.

[John Holmberg]

Huh.

[Guest/Announcer]

That looks like hydraulic fracturing or fracking, but don't understand what it really is.

[John Holmberg]

I just don't understand. You just don't go to the beach with a shovel in a bucket and then a sifter and you make your own sand.

[Larry McFeely]

See if it gave the town in

[John Holmberg]

Florida what's in Florida. It's probably not snow.

[Brady Bogan]

There's no snow if it's in Florida.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Larry McFeely]

That's what I'm saying. That's. But the soil in Florida, I know that that's snow. At least in Naples you just. Or is it dig up the grass and it's sand.

[Brady Bogan]

Sand going across the roads and it's like Yuma going to San Diego.

[Guest/Announcer]

No, no, that's white.

[John Holmberg]

No, that's sand.

[Guest/Announcer]

That's sand there.

[John Holmberg]

But that's like. No, we're not gonna argue with about this anymore. The word is love. Load for 8 o'. Clock. Get on that thing. All right, what do you got?

[Larry McFeely]

I got a couple of Brady videos. Okay, first one. First one's a little drifting accident.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Larry McFeely]

Car drifting. You know, when they spin around Tokyo Drift.

[John Holmberg]

Brady.

[Larry McFeely]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

The third one, these kids are. Oh, man, he's drifting and he just got.

[Larry McFeely]

Ejected the car onto a hood of another one.

[John Holmberg]

I think he got hit. Yeah, he got broadsided back ended from the crowd onto a parked car. Which is the risks of drifting and being a guy watching it.

[Guest/Announcer]

He face planted that entire trunk lid.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, no, he. Well, he was dead before that when the car took him out.

[Larry McFeely]

Next one's a little work accident. They're moving some earth, moving some dirt. Sand.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Digging hole.

[Larry McFeely]

This guy.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, he's standing next to the edge of where the hole got dug and the thing caved in on him.

[Larry McFeely]

So the guy brings the. The backhoe over.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's going to collapse too.

[Larry McFeely]

They're saying this guy survived.

[John Holmberg]

The guy that was under that. The whole earth that collapsed on.

[Larry McFeely]

She takes the shovel and moves a big part of it, but.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, he might still be alive. There's no way. He's like, he didn't. Oh, they got the backhoe and try to dig him out.

[Larry McFeely]

They're going to move that.

[Brady Bogan]

With that voice. Just leave me under the sand. I don't want it.

[Larry McFeely]

I want. I can't imagine the weight that fell on him.

[Guest/Announcer]

Not a love language for you.

[John Holmberg]

Brett's right. If I live in a nation where that is the noise that I have to deal with, I'm begging for the earth to swallow. His last words were, okay, Bury me.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, see?

[Larry McFeely]

Come on.

[John Holmberg]

What's she doing at the workplace anyway? She doesn't seem to be helping Yoko Ono on tour or what.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, that was the manager.

[John Holmberg]

You know what John Lennon's last words were? I just read this the other day. Thanks. That because Yoko was with him that night. Or his other last words were, hey, you missed.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Next one's a little road rage incident. Ladies.

[John Holmberg]

Is that a lady?

[Larry McFeely]

Yep. Knocks his wife out.

[John Holmberg]

He decided, whoa, that's a woman. Oh, yeah. She's barking and yelling at him from the flat. And then a dude in a high hairline and then a dude in a jumpsuit knocks a woman out. And then the husband, I think that's David Moore from kslx, comes running over, and he's not even paying attention. He comes over to just talk about radio for a second.

[Guest/Announcer]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

Guy's not interested. Gonna get knocked out again.

[Guest/Announcer]

Are you a commentator?

[John Holmberg]

Wow. All right.

[Brady Bogan]

Excuse me, Holmes.

[John Holmberg]

That's. That's. He probably went over to shake the guy's hand. He finally knocked his wife out. It's everything I've been dreaming of.

[Larry McFeely]

The last one, if it comes up, which I hope it is for Brett because he's got some problems.

[John Holmberg]

It's a guy's teeth. Brett. Brett's going through a tooth thing right now. We're at a dentist office. Somebody's not. I don't think he's not been to the dentist in years. Medical, biological, and physiological causes behind they are drilling off genetics. Chunks of whatever is on his mouth is a quarry. If you could imagine. Imagine your front teeth are 4 inches thick and they're. And they're dremeling off all the plaque stress. It looks good. Dentist's doing a good job. Look at the chunks.

[Larry McFeely]

So then you look.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, they put braces and go straighten them out after they get all that stuff.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, they were on. It was just.

[John Holmberg]

And that doesn't make them bad.

[Larry McFeely]

It finally cleaned them up.

[John Holmberg]

Looks nice now.

[Larry McFeely]

Don't forget to brush.

[John Holmberg]

It looks like he's eaten cornmeal. The before picture looks like a mouthful of corn. Cornmeal. And then they carve it off with a dremel. Oh, God. Brett had a crown pop loose.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

A couple days ago. And you went to the. You're all puffy today. We call him Brett Gummo. Got to get, like, eight teeth drilled in the next couple days because you got some sort of issue going on. Yeah, you got a. What's going on? Like, one of them is.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, because I had a crown on it. The crown popped, but there's a crack under the tooth, so. So I'm on, like, all kinds of antibiotics.

[John Holmberg]

You got an abscess?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, and they haven't given me. And I'm still waiting on our wonderful insurance to approve the painkillers, so I'm like, I'm dying over here.

[John Holmberg]

Go downstairs, bring me some heroin. One of our sales girls, Jennifer, has tons of those.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, nice.

[John Holmberg]

She collects them from people who've had surgeries. Oof, man.

[Larry McFeely]

Go down and see doctor. Feel good.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she's good. Yeah. Blondie will get you taken care of. Don't worry about it. What do you got there?

[Brady Bogan]

All right, how about some fighting?

[John Holmberg]

Okay. A cripple fight. Oh, we got a man in a wheelchair who's holding. Oh, he's jumped off of his wheelchair onto another man in a wheelchair. Now the wheelchairs are down on the side. Two cripples out of their chairs, rolling around on the ground, legless. One of them looks like Joe Rogan.

[Larry McFeely]

Clean.

[Brady Bogan]

It's clean.

[John Holmberg]

Now it's. The one is getting out of the chair, and he's trying to stand up. Now he is sitting on the face of the. The other cripple. He's put his ass into the face of the other paraplegic. I guess that's a pin.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Congratulations. That's a big one.

[Brady Bogan]

This one's sent over for you.

[John Holmberg]

If they can't get along. No, no. Oh, God. It's eyeballs. Asian eyeballs. There's an Asian man looking at a woman. He's prying. He's prying her eyes open with his fingers.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, he's gonna lick it.

[John Holmberg]

Prying her eyes open with his fingers. Now his mouth's getting too close. He starts to lick her eyeball. Oh, he's licking her right in the Asian eyeball.

[Larry McFeely]

That is true love.

[John Holmberg]

Asian eyeballs. Good band name. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's an infection. That's Pink guy.

[Brady Bogan]

And we have. We have a leaked video.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know what this is.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a big mike.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. It's a relatively attractive African American woman. Here we go. And now she's just.

[Larry McFeely]

All right,

[John Holmberg]

all right. It's a shot of the beautiful lady from the neck up looking up at her. The point of view is from her chest up. And then the camera pulls down her body. And as it gets to the center section, she lifts her ample penis and smacks the camera.

[Guest/Announcer]

That's a hammer.

[John Holmberg]

That's a hammer. All right, man. That's a thick one. Big Mike has a big boy there, and they made it like Twin Peaks and.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my God, I haven't seen this one. I guess, you know, sometimes when you're one of those plan B broads and you. To fill space.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, whoa. I don't know what that means.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you'll see.

[John Holmberg]

All right, we start with a clip from family. Oh, God. She got a remote control in her butt along with a man's genitals. Yeah, she got the remote control tied to his penis. He's too big. He had to go get the Samsung remote. Brian, have you seen the remote? And tie it to his penis. Why? I don't know. What are you doing? I don't understand that, but yeah. All right, well, if you're. If you're bouncing off the walls like you're running the bobsled, tie a remote to it.

[Larry McFeely]

What if that's change of channels?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. No, it's definitely muting and unmuting.

[Larry McFeely]

The guide.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Well, there you go. Jimmy Westman's gonna come in here in a little bit bit. He's a success story. He was a nobody monster running around doing open mic nights around here.

[Guest/Announcer]

And then one of our first comedy things we had.

[Larry McFeely]

No.

[John Holmberg]

He was a judge for a MILF contest a long time ago when they first started their podcast. And he and another guy named James, they started a thing called Small Town Murder. And the next thing you know, it's like the one of the biggest deals in podcast history. It's great. Jimmy's coming here? Yeah, it's on. It's got a Netflix special. That's what Jimmy's going to talk to us today. He just hanging around, just a listen. He was just a listener who hung around here and did stuff. And then next thing you know, he's like calling me, going, someday, kid, you'll have your chance. And I'm like, jesus, Whisman, it's amazing. Jimmy's going to join us a little bit. We'll talk to him next. There goes your Brady Report.

[Larry McFeely]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees.

[John Holmberg]

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[Jimmy Whisman]

Melissa, all you had to do was read that. I'll leave.

[John Holmberg]

That's it.

[Larry McFeely]

Jimmy west coming in.

[John Holmberg]

Jimmy is. How did we meet?

[Jimmy Whisman]

Ah, I do.

[John Holmberg]

I don't.

[Jimmy Whisman]

There was.

[John Holmberg]

It was not memorable. No,

[Jimmy Whisman]

you were. It was about. It was a news story about an Asian. It was in China and the escalator ate a person. And I wrote to you.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, she grinded up the teeth.

[Jimmy Whisman]

And I wrote to you and said the horrible part is that it was hungry and ate another one 30 minutes later.

[John Holmberg]

Great joke. It's a great joke. And then so I mailed back and said we have to be.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Let's hang out.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Which is if you haven't gotten that off of one of my emails yet, jokes aren't very. Because Immediately. If I like your joke.

[Larry McFeely]

Invited to the couch.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. The Carson of that, right? Why don't you come sit with me and Ed? Yeah. So Jimmy is the host of Small Town Murder, a podcast that. When it. When he first told me the idea, I was like, that's great. And I told Brady, I'm like, jimmy's gonna need money. And look at you, though. How long you been doing it now? We.

[Jimmy Whisman]

We just. We just crested. 10 years.

[John Holmberg]

10 years.

[Jimmy Whisman]

10 years podcasting. And podcasting, when we got in, wasn't as. I mean, it was prevalent, but it wasn't near as what it is today.

[John Holmberg]

I wish I'd have stuck with the one I was doing with Chuck. Pal, you would have crushed 10 or 12 years ago because it was. I mean, we were getting. We had Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer, all these comedians that came through, and they're like, what are you doing?

[Jimmy Whisman]

That's the genius part about people that are able to have guests every week. And we have so many comedy clubs here. You. Every week you could have a different. Two different guests. Yeah, it's.

[John Holmberg]

It's.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Phoenix is actually a very good place to do comedy. People don't realize.

[John Holmberg]

All we thought to ourselves was, this is just going to be too hard to try to figure out. Radio's easier. But had I stuck with it, I could have been out of this bullshit.

[Jimmy Whisman]

You could have been on Netflix like me.

[John Holmberg]

I could have been. You got a Netflix special? Good. I got a contract.

[Jimmy Whisman]

I have 208 shows that I'm going to do with them for the next.

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Jimmy Whisman]

Yeah, for the next two years. Unbelievable.

[John Holmberg]

I don't.

[Jimmy Whisman]

I don't know why they're doing it.

[John Holmberg]

That's amazing.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Jokes on them, this. We're terrible at this.

[John Holmberg]

So are you in charge of all the production? Are you working with Netflix crew?

[Jimmy Whisman]

I make it every day.

[John Holmberg]

You got your.

[Jimmy Whisman]

It's just you, me, me and James.

[John Holmberg]

You and James are still doing it?

[Larry McFeely]

It's just two dudes, two materials, endless. I mean, it's.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Look, hillbillies. Keep killing hillbillies. It's not gonna stop.

[John Holmberg]

It's not gonna stop. Well, there was a thing I saw the other day that some people are like, oh, murder. Such. It's such a scary thing. Time. And he brought up the Bible, and he said, at one point, there were four people on the planet. And then Cain killed Abel. The murder rate was 25%. It was massive. There was a chance. So murder's been going on since the beginning.

[Jimmy Whisman]

The day one.

[John Holmberg]

It's not first Day.

[Jimmy Whisman]

And it's not changing.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Jimmy Whisman]

The fun part is that we try our best not to make fun of the actual murder itself.

[Guest/Announcer]

Unless.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Unless it's pretty hilarious. Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Then it's.

[Jimmy Whisman]

I mean, what are you gonna do?

[John Holmberg]

Right? Right.

[Jimmy Whisman]

You have to. But that's the goal in the whole thing, is try to have a little bit of decency. But we started this. We started with crime and sports. And then you gave us the opportunity to record here. And that is. I think that's a huge catalyst and why small town murder is actually successful because the sound quality from day one was radio quality. It's amazing.

[John Holmberg]

And then.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Then from that, we went back to our little den whenever we couldn't be here any longer because time constraints didn't work out. And we ended up taking the model numbers of the mics down, model numbers of the arms, everything.

[John Holmberg]

Should have just stolen this stuff.

[Larry McFeely]

I wish we could.

[John Holmberg]

Hardly any of those rooms get used anymore. Really? Anymore. Oh, this place. It's a ghost town. There's nobody here. The executives of radio have destroyed the industry. It's terrible.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Well done, boys. Yeah, well done.

[John Holmberg]

Not us. We're doing our part.

[Jimmy Whisman]

I realize that.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah, man.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Well done, executives. Enjoy your cigars and golf outings.

[John Holmberg]

I think the phrase I like to use around. Around them is death spiral. We. You know what small town murder is?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. What I heart's done to every radio station in America. You should do a special on how they killed every single one of them with terrible ideas and nice suits and then blamed people like me for going south.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Norm @Westwood1 took the radio industry and buried it with them immediately.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Endless stories you could do on radio. Oh, my God.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Oh, it's crazy.

[John Holmberg]

Small town business murders. I introduce you to a man named Marv Nyren. This guy's one of the biggest dummies I've ever met in my life. He runs.

[Jimmy Whisman]

This is where it's at, Johnny. Keep doing this every day.

[John Holmberg]

I'm telling you, Jimmy, I got loads of them. They're the dumbest people alive.

[Jimmy Whisman]

There's nothing better than terrible stories of bad people.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, just awful human beings who just, you know, you notice when somebody's bad. You learn this when you meet the Netflix big witch. Cause they're dumb, too. Is that a Ted? Ted's a good one, but he's got a few under him that are probably. I want to know all of them. And if a guy ever points to you with one hand as a gun and the other as a thumbs up, you can't trust him.

[Larry McFeely]

You're. You're in the right place.

[John Holmberg]

And if a dude can switch from one to the next, that's a dangerous man. That is a dangerous. That is a. I've met people like that. And you meet him and you're like, oh, he's gonna run something soon. Because he's just smooth enough to fool radio knobs.

[Larry McFeely]

Enjoy the year.

[John Holmberg]

But I'm proud of you. Like, that's the best part of what you got going on.

[Jimmy Whisman]

It means the most.

[John Holmberg]

Well, because you were very funny, and I always knew that and that, like, we'd hang out and stuff. You did. You opened up for a lot of people, you and me. You. You were there the first night that Lovett's started to fall in love with me and hated everyone else. And it was the weirdest thing.

[Jimmy Whisman]

That was the most fun interaction to watch unfold, too.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Because I. I, being a regular at the club, I open for a bunch of different people, and they just plug you into whoever. You don't. You don't get a choice. I open for Nate Burgundy, and that's the first time I've ever had hate mail sent to the email of the club. They hated me so much because his audience came to see clean. Clean comment. And then they got me. And apologies.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's the fault of the club.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Right. Well, and Nate, because he's from New York and he's done everything, and he's followed everybody, and he can follow everybody. So when we did the show, I asked him if he wanted me to do anything different because I knew he was clean, and he said, be you. I. I followed everybody at the Cellar. Be you. And his audience didn't want me to be me.

[John Holmberg]

They didn't like it. What are the emails coming in?

[Jimmy Whisman]

Oh, they were terrible.

[John Holmberg]

They took time to email after the

[Jimmy Whisman]

happy Nate Bargassi Coleman, the generosity of his heart, went ahead and forwarded them to me.

[John Holmberg]

What a sweet name. Yeah, there's a racehorse that might get spooked here. Let's. Let's. Let's just put. Let's put fireworks in his.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Sweet man coming in.

[John Holmberg]

Jimmy Whisman's A Small Town Murder is the name of the podcast. You got the other one? Yeah.

[Jimmy Whisman]

We have crime and sports, and we have your stupid opinions now that we just run down. We take like, a. A product or a place or something that gets reviewed on the Internet, and we just read the reviews. It's amazing. We're doing that one live at Stand up, live in. On March 21, we sold out small town murder on March 20. So we added the extra show of your stupid opinions and we'll see how this one does.

[John Holmberg]

And when does Netflix take your make it series?

[Jimmy Whisman]

I don't, so.

[John Holmberg]

Because I saw it. Yeah, yeah, I saw the thing. It's like a thumbnail of.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Yeah, yeah. Our podcast is.

[John Holmberg]

I know.

[Jimmy Whisman]

The podcast every day, every week, twice a week.

[John Holmberg]

And that's, and that's the deal that you don't have to do anything extra. No, come on.

[Jimmy Whisman]

I just film it twice.

[John Holmberg]

And they just threw a bucket of cash at you two and said, here,

[Jimmy Whisman]

just keep doing this thing that they could have done.

[John Holmberg]

Isn't that amazing?

[Jimmy Whisman]

Look, my kids are going to have education.

[John Holmberg]

I know. And they don't deserve it. They were poor leaders raised. Now Netflix is putting your kids into Pepper D. Continued to be poor. And when you, like when you like, you didn't go to college. No.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Oh, rich. They didn't even tell me when the sats were.

[Larry McFeely]

They knew I didn't get to take. You don't need to know this.

[Jimmy Whisman]

They told me. They gave me trade school applications, stuff like that. They were not.

[John Holmberg]

They were. They gave me see you next year. I, I, I, I didn't take the sat. And people ask still, like, what was your score? And I'm like, I didn't take it. Like you had to. I'm like, you did. Like they put. There's a group of us and you were one of them that they just put into a corner and gave them a beach ball and said, kill the next two hours and don't ask questions. ACT and essay never took a thing. I didn't.

[Jimmy Whisman]

I don't even know what those letters mean.

[John Holmberg]

I know. Yeah. Sat. Well, I know that from first grade.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Yeah. And that I can spell it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

I wish I wouldn't have taken. There was no acceptance into Harvard.

[John Holmberg]

That exposed a lot of. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of warts. Like intelligence.

[Jimmy Whisman]

You went to Ohio State though, didn't you?

[Larry McFeely]

Ohio University.

[John Holmberg]

The TE of Ohio State. Yeah, it's, it's the ASU kind of looks at. It goes, Sorry, but yeah. So you. Yeah. So your kids are like, they're getting an entirely different world than you grew up.

[Jimmy Whisman]

It's amazing. And, and I'm, I'm really grateful for it. And I try my best not to screw it up every day.

[John Holmberg]

Does your ex wife try to get more money out of you?

[Brady Bogan]

Money?

[Jimmy Whisman]

I've paid lawyers to shut her up. Then she won't shut up. It's so crazy.

[John Holmberg]

Cuz you got divorced before everything went crazy.

[Guest/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Yeah. I got divorced almost 10 years ago.

[John Holmberg]

So you were out at, like, 800 bucks a month. No. And then now.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Now she's trying to.

[Larry McFeely]

To get.

[Jimmy Whisman]

We're not going to dog.

[Larry McFeely]

That's a podcast in itself.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Oh, boy. I have an idea for a podcast. Let me pitch it.

[Jimmy Whisman]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

Let me give a little pitch party. I've said this for years, and I would do it, but I'm too lazy to do it. And you guys would be great because James does such great research.

[Jimmy Whisman]

He's amazing.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Like, your podcast is borderline autistic. So he.

[John Holmberg]

Is he.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Oh, absolutely.

[John Holmberg]

I don't think it's borderline. That's why I wasn't asking about the autism.

[Jimmy Whisman]

He's so good at being focused, and he smokes a crazy amount of weed.

[John Holmberg]

Is that right?

[Jimmy Whisman]

I've never seen somebody that can. Ralphie is the only one that I've ever seen smoke like that. And James rivals Ralphie. It's scary.

[John Holmberg]

No kidding.

[Jimmy Whisman]

I don't know how he does it. He wakes up, and from till the time he goes to bed, it's every

[Larry McFeely]

day, wake and bake.

[Jimmy Whisman]

But it keeps him so focused, and he's so good at just focusing on one thing, and he won't quit until he gets it, and he's great at it. So good.

[John Holmberg]

And this is what it requires for a podcast like that to succeed. But mine is all your heroes are. They are.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

And so you go back and you find people in history that everybody has revered for so long.

[Larry McFeely]

Ah.

[John Holmberg]

And you find out, find their fault, their humanity. If you met them, this would make you go, oh, no, amazing. Because they all have it. Yeah. But you need somebody to do research, and then you can make jokes about it just like you do brilliant, and you can do reenactments of, like, what it would actually have been like.

[Jimmy Whisman]

But you got to find the rumor and then. And then follow that trail.

[Larry McFeely]

And. And there's some that you. You kind of know about. Sure.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

I want that show to Ted Williams.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. But I want that show to make people, when it's over, go, Man, Rosa Parks was a dick. That kind of.

[Jimmy Whisman]

But it might make people. It might revere people to you even more. Like trying to find breadcrumbs of why Jon Lovitz would be a terrible person. And you only find amazing things. That's one of the sweetest. That really. Oh, you gotta tell me so much more.

[John Holmberg]

No, it's just.

[Jimmy Whisman]

He was. He was so great to me, and I found out. Out that he. He bangs the hottest Women I've ever seen. I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't know. Also, he's got a hammer on him.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Does it Right?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Whisman]

That makes all this John Fuller.

[John Holmberg]

But no, I mean like, like jealous people of history. Like they always have Gandhi and Kennedy and all this stuff, you know, and they're evidently, they're just horrible human beings.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. That's where we started with the Mother Teresa.

[John Holmberg]

Mother Teresa, She's a horrific human being.

[Larry McFeely]

Tell me more.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, she killed people non stop. She was great friends with Papa doc Chevalier of 80. Yeah. Like she took money from anyone and then just like that is all it took for her to do it.

[Larry McFeely]

Her house day the foundation.

[John Holmberg]

Well, her house is for. For people. Yeah. Like she used to say, we're not giving them medical treatment that's expensive. They're here to die. And she would say, I find glory in poor people Pack passing because it meant they were going to meet God. So she just like sped up people's deaths. You're trying to get sued and by Mother Teresa. She having money.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Is this why you hate way to take it out on the radio station.

[John Holmberg]

Sued for slandering. Slandering Mother Teresa. Yeah. If she was a great person I'd worry look into it. But you're just take face value. And then when he first brought it up.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I looked up on it and there's some stuff in there. Oh my gosh.

[Jimmy Whisman]

I need to know so much.

[Larry McFeely]

You don't get a loving Mother Teresa

[John Holmberg]

out of reading about money from anyone. There was a guy running like Syria or something, making the country up.

[Jimmy Whisman]

But he was text James this.

[John Holmberg]

He's a devout atheist and he's like, I'll give you money if you back off. She went there and next thing you know she's praising him. He gave her a house. Oh my God. She took it. Of course she got it. And all these people that are just suffering and dying and they're. And they went through and. And one of her houses of dying. Yeah. And they're looking around and this doctor's like, we can treat like almost everybody here, here.

[Jimmy Whisman]

And she's like, no, no, not a chance.

[John Holmberg]

Beautiful that they're dying.

[Larry McFeely]

You do that.

[John Holmberg]

She was crazy.

[Larry McFeely]

Cuts out foundation money.

[Jimmy Whisman]

She's worse than Pol Pot.

[John Holmberg]

Harriet Tubman. Tubman, yeah. Was a. She had a, a head wound when she was like six. Couldn't put a sentence together. Might have helped one person. And then the story grew and grew and grew and you're like, if you look a little bit into it, it's like, whoa. That's.

[Jimmy Whisman]

This is fascinating.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it gets weird.

[Jimmy Whisman]

I need to know everything.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, I mean, and there's. There's some truth to it as far as, like, you know, these people that are put up on pedestals, like, they're. You look in their background, you talk to some friends.

[John Holmberg]

You can start with sports. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Oh, boy.

[Jimmy Whisman]

It's crazy. I mean, that's. We've got 500 episodes of crime and sports about exactly that.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Whisman]

We're doing Adrian Peterson right now.

[Larry McFeely]

How.

[Jimmy Whisman]

My word is he. He's got some rough history special, man.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, boy.

[Jimmy Whisman]

But, I mean, he. He didn't really have much of a chance with the. With the beating bit. He was gonna do that.

[Larry McFeely]

That was.

[John Holmberg]

That was gonna happen.

[Larry McFeely]

Wait a minute.

[John Holmberg]

That was baked.

[Jimmy Whisman]

He was beaten like a monster as a child. Yeah. His whole family. That's. His dad went to prison for eight years for selling crack and. And from money laundering.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, wow.

[Guest/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Whisman]

So he's just. And his dad had 10 kids, and he. I'm not gonna get too much into the Goddad, but they preach. Boy, do they preach. And It's. You got 10 baby babies, and we're paying for them because you're in prison for 10 years.

[Guest/Announcer]

Wow.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Don't talk to me about God.

[John Holmberg]

And so that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's helping you out. Where's. Give me a little financial relief. I thought he was a Jew. So anyway, where's the. Yeah, that's crazy. So, yeah, I would like to pitch that to you.

[Jimmy Whisman]

That's brilliant.

[John Holmberg]

I think it would work.

[Jimmy Whisman]

It would take. I mean, each episode. It would have to be a series. Seasons, where you really deep dive for eight months and get the season.

[John Holmberg]

I look at it like you get, like, some. Some. You got a few like, you know, Dave King and a couple little, you know, stars in, like, your life and tell a personal story. And then. Then you do the. Every month you have your golden cow, the softball golden calf. Yeah. You get a few in there. Like, you get Adrian Peterson. And this is why you probably wouldn't want me. You can make you get posters in the wall, but here's Michael Jordan's story. Jimmy Butler's his kid. Everybody knows that. And that's a terrible thing. And then. And then you do the gold ones. Like, we're going to. We're going to Kennedy.

[Jimmy Whisman]

That family.

[John Holmberg]

Come on.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, my God.

[John Holmberg]

Come on.

[Jimmy Whisman]

It's amazing.

[John Holmberg]

And he's on coins.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Whisman]

His dad was a monster.

[John Holmberg]

An absolute monster. Horrible monster.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Absolutely.

[Larry McFeely]

He was the mom did all Right.

[John Holmberg]

He's Trump before. Trump before.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

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[Larry McFeely]

a hole in your pocket.

[John Holmberg]

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[Jimmy Whisman]

And worse. Because he was. I mean, he was selling illegal liquor. He was.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. He's a bad.

[Jimmy Whisman]

A bad man.

[John Holmberg]

This is why we love.

[Larry McFeely]

He had a good clientele on that, though. I did well in that.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Whisman]

I just love that the. None of us are good. Just. Just run with that.

[John Holmberg]

It's fine.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Why be surprised when there's scandals? You know what I mean, Chris. Dalia's scandals. Why are you surprised? He's probably a bad guy. We're all probably bad guys.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

If you dig into anybody's text, you can find.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Oh, boy.

[John Holmberg]

We're all done. We're all done. No, I mean, you would think that I was a murderer.

[Jimmy Whisman]

I've texted you.

[John Holmberg]

I know. We've texted each other. Things like, that's a lot.

[Larry McFeely]

It always goes back to the Johnny Depp trial when it's red.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Oh, boy.

[Larry McFeely]

Did you say this here's idea.

[John Holmberg]

Here's a fun thing that happened this weekend with me and Brian Callan. We couldn't get Our times. Right. To have lunch. And my last text to him, and it was just a text, was just to say, all right, well, if you get. If. If you're vegging out, I understand we've missed. We've swung and missed it three or four times. Both.

[Jimmy Whisman]

It happens.

[John Holmberg]

And I said, but you know what? Love to spend time with him. If we can't do it, we can't do it. And he texts me about an hour later and he's eating. Yeah. He's like, I screwed up. I didn't text you back. You know, I'm the biggest jerk in the world.

[Jimmy Whisman]

That's pretty good.

[John Holmberg]

So it was a. It was a. It was a little video.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Johnny, sorry. So sorry. And he comes at me. So then afterwards, I send back a video of me without my shirt on, laying on a couch. Yeah. And I'm just. And I put water on my head. Like, I'm just, like, been crying. And I fired back and I'm like, I'm just so lonely. And just made it seem like that's it. And he comes back and I said, I've had this eye surgery and I just wanted some time with a friend who I haven't seen for a long time. And you've completely abandoned me. Have fun enjoying your several meals today. I guess I'll doordash something. He fires back and he goes, you know, after seeing that, maybe you deserve the I think and maybe it's time for you to leave. So I sent back a video of me opening up a case and reaching and getting a hand handgun. He sent back a video masturbating furiously. I was just going to say he was beaten. I sent back a thing that said, I just posted this on Instagram with the caption, hey, Brian, what was that thing you did right when you laid JonBenet's body down again? And then. And then after I sent it, I thought to myself, I. I'm not allowed to have. I shouldn't have this. And he goes, that's the winner. And I'm like, that's where we win. That's where we're done. But if you go through somebody's phone, we're all terrible. You're absolutely right.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Some of my favorite stuff is the searches in our shows when the police get ahold of somebody's phone. Because it's so fun when you think you're just innocently joking with somebody. Let murder touch your life just a little bit and wait till the police emits deep trouble. You may not have even done anything. And they're just like, we need to your phone. Because Brian Callan did something back.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Well, that's. Hillary smashed it with a hammer and Tom Brady almost sued everyone. And I was. I was with him. We came up with the idea of power of iPhone instead of power of attorney. You just give it to a guy.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And he's got the responsible. And he's responsible for your phone.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

If you die. So if I was your power of iPhone factory reset. Yeah. It would be when you die, your phone is connected to your heart.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And if it senses there's no heartbeat, it immediately shuts off. Off and. And defaults alert is the only password

[Brady Bogan]

that you pull the plug on your phone. Basically. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And that's. It goes right to him. It defaults to your power of iPhone.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Lead on my you jizz dot com.

[John Holmberg]

That dude looks young dot com. So, yeah, you're. And this is so cool that your podcast is it. And.

[Jimmy Whisman]

And so great.

[John Holmberg]

And literally like you, you grew up pretty much, right?

[Jimmy Whisman]

Yeah, I went to Shadow Mountain High School. Matter of fact, Mr. Hunter, the biology teacher came to a show, not one of my shows. He stumbled in to see a headliner and I happened to be opening. And I don't even think he remembered. I think he may have been a little blackout drunk too. But I told him that during high school, they knew that I was gonna be nothing. They knew I was not going to further education. As soon as finals ended, the bell rang and I was walking out. He just. He's whisman stick behind. And everybody left. And then he asked me, I'm gonna be on. I'm. I'm gonna be a real adult with you. And he said, what the. And then he said the word do you think happens after high school? And I was puzzled. And then I was like, we smoke weed at 2:30. I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Today.

[Jimmy Whisman]

I don't know. And then he's like, you're gonna get a job. And I'm like, yeah, I'll get a job. And I did that for. For 20 years that paid me nothing.

[John Holmberg]

What were you doing?

[Larry McFeely]

And then.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Well, I worked for one of the power companies. That is the three letter one.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. Oh, that's right. The APS or the srp. Right. It's a choice. One of those you were part of.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Yeah. And I was able to retire from that because of these podcasts. So I got a pension and a 401k.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you're not kidding.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I thought that was a nice way to say it. Told him to stuff it up.

[Jimmy Whisman]

That's a very small one.

[John Holmberg]

But still.

[Jimmy Whisman]

But it. I was there for 22 years.

[Larry McFeely]

Holy smokes.

[Jimmy Whisman]

I did fine. And now I've got these podcasts that are working out.

[John Holmberg]

So.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Mr. Hunter, I know what happens after high school and it's gonna be fine.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Because he's still in high school. He's probably still yelling at people. Yeah. Isn't it weird too? Like, because I was that like Shadow Mountain probably.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Like invite you back to stuff now.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Not at all.

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Jimmy Whisman]

But that's because they're like a two way school now. It's mostly like mentally challenged children.

[John Holmberg]

It is.

[Jimmy Whisman]

That's what I'm told.

[John Holmberg]

Wasn't it always though?

[Jimmy Whisman]

I went there.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. I was gonna say,

[Jimmy Whisman]

like their football team has to play like superior or something. Like I just googled.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, they dropped down in the division.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Yeah. So they got to do a lot of trap and they got a lot of drool cups for the football team, I imagine.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Larry McFeely]

It's.

[John Holmberg]

They start with cte.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Don't even get hit as kids are already.

[Jimmy Whisman]

No, it's.

[Larry McFeely]

It's.

[Jimmy Whisman]

It's just.

[Larry McFeely]

It's flat.

[Jimmy Whisman]

I don't know why, but that neighborhood where I grew up has shrunk tremendously. That it's just the. The parents kept the houses and the

[John Holmberg]

kids moved and it's like Chernobyl. All the kids are kind of mental. Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Whisman]

And the ones that are there now are just going there because there's special

[John Holmberg]

programs for them and. All right. So the Netflix thing is available now.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And anything else you're doing for Netflix, you guys can do live specials and stuff.

[Jimmy Whisman]

So we're considering doing a several camera shoot for our final shows of the years.

[John Holmberg]

Nice.

[Jimmy Whisman]

And doing like. Because we're doing Tarrytown New York at the Music hall up there. We considered filming that theater. It's a beautiful theater.

[Larry McFeely]

And then.

[Jimmy Whisman]

And doing that at the end of both. Both tours that we're doing this year and next year. I'm also doing. I'm still doing stand up here locally. I'm doing a show with stormy Daniels at Mount Rap Comedy in Chandler on the 10th.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Whisman]

It's crazy.

[John Holmberg]

You and Stormy's doing comedy. Yeah.

[Jimmy Whisman]

I don't know how.

[Larry McFeely]

How does that work out? Is that I don't interview.

[John Holmberg]

I want to show up as Trump. Hello.

[Larry McFeely]

I like the vision.

[John Holmberg]

Jimmy and I were talking about maybe showing up and.

[Larry McFeely]

Wow.

[Jimmy Whisman]

A little too much tartar sauce.

[John Holmberg]

A little. Little thick Little Debbies.

[Larry McFeely]

Wow.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Whisman]

So I'M gonna do that with her. So the guy that helps us do our production used to work for the Howard Stern show. His name's Richie Wilson. He lives in Florida, and his wife is really close with Stormy, and Stormy was doing a show here. So we told her, look, I got a free friend there that if you want somebody to open for you.

[John Holmberg]

So. How about that? It's.

[Jimmy Whisman]

It's gonna be fun. I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know what it's gonna be. You'll do your thing and see.

[Jimmy Whisman]

We're gonna take a picture with. With Stormy Daniels and be one. One degree of separation away from one of the worst people.

[John Holmberg]

You're like. You're like almost. You're like almost Igloo Brothers.

[Guest/Announcer]

Almost.

[John Holmberg]

You might be.

[Jimmy Whisman]

She's married now, so I don't think there's a chance.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. She's got boundaries. Yeah, right. I'm sorry. She promised herself in front of the Lord that she wouldn't do anything. Now you have to bangle.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

That's awesome. I'm proud of you and I'm happy for you. Beyond measure.

[Jimmy Whisman]

It means the most.

[John Holmberg]

It doesn't really, but that's.

[Jimmy Whisman]

It really does. We've gone to son's games and I sat in your suite with you, and that's true. I've come to your house and I know it's.

[Larry McFeely]

It's.

[John Holmberg]

It means well. That's very nice of you. Goddamn clothes. That's true. I put you in Steeler stuff because you showed up.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Yeah. Because I'm there. Eat the food and watch the game. I got to wear the clothes.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. If you want to participate, you're going

[Jimmy Whisman]

to participate in uniform.

[John Holmberg]

Yes, sir. Romas. That's right. I was like, srp. I'm like, getting the gear. It's such a cool thing. And it's. Man, every time I hear from you, it's like, God, you're not gonna believe this. And another great thing's happening.

[Jimmy Whisman]

It's the dumbest thing in the world. You're not gonna believe that. They're doing this for me again.

[John Holmberg]

What's the. What's the newest episode? What do you guys focus on?

[Jimmy Whisman]

So we're doing Adrian Peterson right now. We're doing a two part series on crime and sports. Small town murder. I forget so much because my therapist told me to pretend like James just made this story up this week because it's so traumatizing.

[Larry McFeely]

You'd be desensitized.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Whisman]

It's a disaster, man. We're in a lot of trouble. We're not okay. That's what James and I say every week. We're not okay.

[John Holmberg]

No. There's a problem. Yeah.

[Jimmy Whisman]

So I forget what. What episode we just did, but we've been doing some really good ones. There was one just recently in Mississippi, I think that's the one that comes out this week. It's pretty.

[John Holmberg]

Pretty. Do you focus when you go to a town on that town's most like, is it like when you go to Terrytown? Is it stuff in the area?

[Jimmy Whisman]

We'd to. But we tour a couple of different shows, sometimes three, sometimes four around the country. So James will do one of the shows and I don't. I never know which one it is, so. And I drink a lot and I'm. I'm smoking a little more weed than usual, so I forget a lot of things.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. This is. The business plan is awesome.

[Larry McFeely]

A core one that like, sticks out over the years.

[Jimmy Whisman]

So we. We just did one in Oro Valley that in near Tucson. And one of the. One of the fans family members just messaged me. It was something that she drank about for years and years and years to forget all the memories of it. And she was like, I didn't remember some of that stuff or she remembers it differently. I don't know if we were right or not. We take articles and court depositions and affidavits and we use that as information because that has to be facts. They're not allowed to put something out that's not a fact. So we use that as information. And sometimes it can be wrong because it'll be like a relation of a person wrong. But I mean, it's, it's. It's the. The tree's a bush.

[John Holmberg]

You know what I mean?

[Jimmy Whisman]

The family tree's a bush. Everybody's related. It's fascinating.

[John Holmberg]

That's so cool. Yeah. And it's such a good thing. Well, a small town murder is available wherever you podcast.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Yeah, everywhere. We podcast on Netflix.

[John Holmberg]

Netflix.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Your stupid opinions in crime and sports are everywhere.

[John Holmberg]

There I was, minding my own business.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Looking for whatever Netflix had to offer in that mattress.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Stupid face.

[John Holmberg]

And there's Jimmy Whisman. And I'm like, how do I know that? Wait a minute. That's Jimmy Whisman. And then you would text me, like, within a day. Yeah, I saw it pretty great. Don't worry. I'm so happy I didn't go to

[Larry McFeely]

Wisman or the Bollywood action film.

[John Holmberg]

You know what's weird? You might be the only person that's like, like, like part of the show in a weird way that's gone on to do stuff. Good.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Well, I appreciate it.

[John Holmberg]

We don't have a coaching tree as well. Yeah. We really don't have anybody.

[Jimmy Whisman]

On your own.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Everybody's come on here.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Get out there and swing away.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Their careers have all failed or they're dead.

[Jimmy Whisman]

I mean, you got Frank around and Frank's terrific. I love him so much.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, he's good.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Calendo is the best.

[John Holmberg]

And.

[Jimmy Whisman]

And I. I want him to be more successful than he is.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Cuz. Cuz when we met, he was flying high.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Things just.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Whisman]

You've been a. You've been quite the weight on that.

[John Holmberg]

Losing weight like crazy. There you go. Jimmy Whisman is there. And what else you got to plug?

[Jimmy Whisman]

Anything that's mic drop comedy in on March 10th. Small town murder at Stand Up Live and your stupid opinions at stand up live March 21st. It's gonna be great. I'm really excited about this month. I'm heading out to Durham and Atlanta this weekend, so running around all over the place, doing these shows, selling huge theaters, and it's beautiful. And I. I'm really grateful.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's awesome. We're happy to have you, Jimmy Whisman, a local winner, a legend in and amongst all of us, and we're happy for you.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Support local comedy. That's where.

[John Holmberg]

Right. Unless it's terrible, a lot of that has a ton of it. Don't support. Why don't you guys ever say support? Good li. You know, you.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Because there's only one.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's true. And there he goes. Make all the money. Jimmy. It's Jimmy Westman, everybody. It's 98. Holg's morning sickness. Nine o' clock word. Which I am sorry, I was a little tardy with. Orion. O R I O N. Orion or. Or Brion. Orion. That's the one you go with right there. For the nine o' clock word in the. The. All you live listeners that aren't listening to the podcast Orion, nine o'. Clock. You plug it in there and you get it right. I'm happy for Jimmy. I'm happy. And it is weird, isn't it strange that that's the thing that we do where, you know, the word local matters. It's a strange, like seeing success from the local. There's other. There's a. I don't know, there's some sort of weird hope that comes with that. When you see a guy like Jimmy, he's like, oh, I knew you win and you grew up here in Shadow Mountain and all that. And then you see the success he's having. You're so happy for him. It's weird and there's no real reason for it. I'm not happy for anybody who had a good success story. If they grew up in Tucson or San Diego or anything, I don't care. But if I've driven the same streets as them, or hunger. Look at him going away in that 64 El Camino. You're just so happy for me. You deserved it. You a good dude. Jimmy and I have had a lot of chitter chatter back and forth. So small town murder is going to that long time.

[Larry McFeely]

I mean, it wasn't like it was just an overnight success.

[John Holmberg]

It was pretty quick. But yeah, you're right. They. These guys hit it pretty fast. And that goes, you know, I mean, they were. I remember when it first started, it was like a year and he's sitting in here and the next thing you know, he started to talk to me about, dude, we're touring. I'm like, what? It's just great. So there is still that thing about locality that makes you proud. But there he goes right down a 52nd street in a city that he calls his own. And we don't have a lot of that in Phoenix. As big as the city is, you don't have a ton of, we got Alice Cooper. We need some new blood, man. Everybody we hang on to never really talks about us. Like Emma Stone. And yeah, that's neat. But she couldn't wait to get out of here. It's not like she comes back and talks about, oh, we used to listen to you in the car. Michael Longfellow was on Saturday Night Live. He came in and said, oh my God, it was so great to meet you guys. I listened when I was a kid, kid, and it was like he was on snl and then he's off SNL now and God knows what he's doing there.

[Larry McFeely]

Ah, bunch of baseball players.

[John Holmberg]

Sure. In the old league, especially right now. Yeah. Austin Matthews. Like, you got good hockey and all that, but it's pretty good. Anyway, congrats to Jimmy and that is pretty cool. So find it on Netflix and everything else. Some guy just emailed me. Justin said, when you're retired and you start listening to podcast, binge crime and sports, it's incredible for sports fans. Yeah, I've listened to that one a couple times. I have listened to podcasts. I just can't do it because I'll start like forming opinions based on other people's opinions. And that's taboo for me. I can't help it. I want to make my own opinions off of my own thing. Sometimes you can't be. You got to be influenced. But I can't listen to another podcast and think, oh, that's a good one. I'll take that too. Sometimes you end up having the same opinions. But mine's never based on the fact that I listen to other people. People's stuff. But I would like to. And I know Jimmy does a great

[Larry McFeely]

job on certain categories with everything.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's almost everything I don't like. I don't like watching the only one that kind of fall into his sports

[Larry McFeely]

stuff and the religious stuff. You seem to follow a couple of

[John Holmberg]

guys that isn't like following. That's educational. And it's not like I'm sitting there saying, I listen to a podcast. I will find things. I watch. I watch live debates between theologians and atheists.

[Larry McFeely]

You, you've shared a couple with me. I'm oh yeah, they are fascinating all a sudden. Next thing you know you're going into more.

[John Holmberg]

I will watch so much. They're just like they do shows at theaters. It's not a podcast so much as it is just like, you know, Sam Harris versus whatever they put in front of them. The old Christopher Hitch and stuff. I used to. I loved that guy. I've read his book. I don't read and I've read his books, but I don't listen for a of piece opinion based stuff. I listen for people dissecting a real thing. It's like a math equation. But yeah, if they were podcasts, I couldn't listen because it would form my opinion better or steal it, basically. And I don't want to do especially comedy. Orion's the word for nine o'. Clock. We got the hot releases coming up next. It's 98.

[Larry McFeely]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee.

[Jimmy Whisman]

I have heard enough of this.

[Brady Bogan]

So you.

[Guest/Announcer]

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[John Holmberg]

hey, it's John Holberg here from the morning sickness. Talking to you right now about the Schwarz Laser Eye Center. You can be a LASIK candidate. They'll check that out. Lens replacement is unbelievable. If you got a cataract like I had, but I had something crazy happen with a torn retina. Came out of nowhere. No warning signs. That torn retina things, no joke. And that's why Dr. Jay Schwartz is so great. You get that complimentary consultation, see how your eyes are doing. Otherwise, they'll take care of whatever you need. Protect that vision. Start at teamidoc.com or call them 480-483-Eyes Schwartz Laser Eye center, the official eye center for your diamondbacks and sons. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. It's a volbeat right there. We lose. Brett. Is his gummo gone?

[Larry McFeely]

Larry pulled him in the.

[John Holmberg]

One of the Marks brothers, Gummo Vesely is here. His teeth are killing him. If you've ever. Have you ever had an abscess?

[Guest/Announcer]

Oh, my God. This is the second time this has happened to that cheek.

[John Holmberg]

Remember? Well, his crown popped off and it causes trouble. And then.

[Guest/Announcer]

But do you remember, like, after he started.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, Gummo had that. You've had that a couple of times. It's miserable. Your name is Gummo. If this was the mob, they'd call you Gummo or Gummy. You look all puffy. I am so bad for coming. He punched me. I'll poke him in the face. I'll drop him like a bad hat.

[Guest/Announcer]

Good.

[John Holmberg]

It'll pop. Yeah. Oh, it's the worst. If you've ever had an abscess. And by the way, do yourself a favor and go online and Google search. Bovine abscess.

[Guest/Announcer]

Oh, we've had a few of those.

[John Holmberg]

Oh. Oh, it feels like. Have you done that?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, we've seen it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Yeah. If it's the same stuff and it's in your mouth, I had one so bad. I had a broken root of my tooth because I broke my nose and the root of my front tooth cracked. And my dentist called it a ghost abscess. He goes. Because it hides in the X ray. Like, you can't see that the root of the tooth is cracked. And then eating dinner with a friend of mine, I'm like, oh, I don't know what just happened. My whole. My Whole mouth. And then it switched, welled up, and just filled with gunk. And the flavor. Let me just tell you this. The flavor of pus will not soon be a pop tart. There is nothing you're about to experience that when it breaks. And it breaks on its own. Oh. As we go.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Gross. There's that bovine abscess. Oh, man. Yep. Oh, shock. I just had lunch. And he puts a tube in the bovine. I feel bad for the. The dudes who have to do it, but that cow gets so much relief out of this. And they usually get them on their udders and just their side. Look at that pus. And that'll come pouring out of Brett's gums here in a little bit. That guy's not wearing a glove, and he's digging around inside the hole.

[Brady Bogan]

He's a man.

[John Holmberg]

That's all man right there. What he is, is a man. Bird.

[Guest/Announcer]

Look at how much has come out there already.

[Brady Bogan]

Looks like my face.

[John Holmberg]

Yikes.

[Guest/Announcer]

You spit in a cup when you. When it happens. When it breaks.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You know what you do? You lean over a sink because it doesn't stop. It's not like you get a little

[Guest/Announcer]

bit like the bovine.

[John Holmberg]

It just pours out.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't know how you're doing it. Gummo.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Gumo. Or Gets you straightened out. Gummoes here. And the hot releases are upon us. Hot releases are not sponsored by anyone yet. No, that's what I said.

[Guest/Announcer]

I don't believe so.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Guest/Announcer]

Could be wrong.

[John Holmberg]

If not.

[Larry McFeely]

We owe you. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Whoever's sponsoring, we thank you. Thank you. The book's not in front of me, so. It's a brave report. Rockworth. Pick it away. Looks pretty good.

[Larry McFeely]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

Anyway, nine o' clock word is Orion. And you can get on that on the app and the website. Let's get right to it. All your games, videos, music, movies, whatever. You got all that Netflix stuff. Jimmy Whisman's on it. Let's hear about it. Toledo, you start. It's the hot releases.

[Larry McFeely]

All right.

[Guest/Announcer]

So last week I missed a game, and all the gamers kind of came down on me. So Resident Evil Requiem. It's Resident Evil. Nine is out. It's been out forever. Remember playing this on the original PlayStation?

[John Holmberg]

Not yet. Nothing on the servers at the CIA or the Pentagon. You know what's great?

[Guest/Announcer]

That was good. You missed that headshot.

[John Holmberg]

I. I've seen headshots in video games. And now because I watched a special on BBC about the future of video games and the future of Movies. Yeah. This is. This is now what 16 bits gonna look like in 2 years. Cuz they can AI all the games now. And they started to show AI video gaming and it is unbelievable. This is pretty unbelievable as we know it.

[Guest/Announcer]

It's just declared there used to be a certain shine to some of the.

[John Holmberg]

The eyes were always.

[Guest/Announcer]

And that too. And they're just getting.

[John Holmberg]

They're still not quite right.

[Guest/Announcer]

No, but call that the Valley of the Gods or something like that all began for me and Uncanny valley. That's it. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

What's that mean?

[Guest/Announcer]

It's where they can't get the eyes right.

[John Holmberg]

Larry want it to look too real. Cuz when it starts looking too real like it. Your mind doesn't like it. There's something really?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, Kind of like

[John Holmberg]

the Polar Express. You know when you watch Polar Express you kind of go man, this looks a little funny. Like something. But nobody's getting their head blown off in Polar Express. At least the one I watched. Well, it has nothing to do with getting your head blown off.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh.

[John Holmberg]

I thought it was just a human like a. Like a reaction reality thing. Like when things get too real for some reason your mind rejects it. Yeah. Yeah. Well then we're like.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, I reject the Polar Express.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And I. Well, Brady doesn't like anything. It lasts more than an hour or so. But I like. But what does it. Wouldn't that apply then when you're just watching like. Like a Taylor Sheridan show?

[Guest/Announcer]

No, because those are real people. It's when your mind knows that something is animated or something like that. It's the uncanny valley where the creators have tried to get the eyes right. Like you say, the eyes are the last thing. Like they can get everything else to look great.

[John Holmberg]

But they want to make it look right.

[Guest/Announcer]

They do, but they can't get there because you'll always. That's the uncle.

[Brady Bogan]

I thought.

[Larry McFeely]

I thought they were doing it.

[Guest/Announcer]

They have a process.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I thought you were saying. Being done on purpose to keep you from having it.

[Guest/Announcer]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Interesting. Well, pretty soon according to BBC thing, you're not gonna know. Right? That's creepy.

[Guest/Announcer]

Taylor Sheridan has a spin off of the Yellowstone series as Marshalls on CBS and Paramount. Plus one of of the marshals or the Dutton sons spins off and he becomes U.S. marshal.

[John Holmberg]

Nobody's utilized. Nobody's utilized. Chatgpt like Taylor. There's no way this dude is writing this many words this well, this often and this all over the place. Got a new show out every couple weeks. Well developed characters that just Come out of nowhere. Yeah, he's got another one. This one's called Marshalls.

[Larry McFeely]

Yep.

[Guest/Announcer]

And then there's another one called Madison that stars Michelle Pfeiffer.

[Brady Bogan]

His too.

[Guest/Announcer]

Kurt Russell. His too.

[John Holmberg]

I know.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. There's another.

[Guest/Announcer]

It's another ranch in central Montana. And that's supposed to be related to the Dutton ranch somehow, but that one's.

[Larry McFeely]

That one's something.

[John Holmberg]

Nobody has this many ideas. No one has this many ideas on peacock.

[Guest/Announcer]

Ted, season two is out. If you missed season one, here's season

[John Holmberg]

two with the bear.

[Guest/Announcer]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

When you're stoned 15 hours a day. I'm gonna go to college having never had a girlfriend. It works about Aaron. She's single. Never happened, though. She doesn't date dogs. Hey, you never know. Maybe she's sick of guys with lots of confidence. Chiseled jaws and huge.

[Guest/Announcer]

All right, you know what? You're getting there.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

So Taylor Sheridan's teaming up with a.

[John Holmberg]

Did he do Ted also?

[Guest/Announcer]

Probably.

[Larry McFeely]

He's not doing a TV program. He's writing a book of life in prison with a guy that was a prisoner for years. And they're basically showing how to survive in a prison.

[John Holmberg]

Who is it kind of time?

[Jimmy Whisman]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Constantly just firing out ideas.

[Guest/Announcer]

Look at Jimmy Whisman and James. They just spend days on one thing.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You can't do. You can't do more than what they're doing.

[Guest/Announcer]

That's enough for the women on stars. Outlander. The final season is out.

[Larry McFeely]

Outlander. Season eight is here.

[John Holmberg]

There's eight seasons of this show?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Watched anything?

[Guest/Announcer]

He's watched all of them.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well. Because that dude's incredibly good looking.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, they have some.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Like he's heated rivalry in these girl porn again.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

It jumps back. Right?

[Guest/Announcer]

She's a time traveler.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Guest/Announcer]

She's a time traveler somehow.

[John Holmberg]

And he's a glorious specimen of a glorious Scotsman. Yeah. And now I'm going to put my Scottish willie in you. And you're gonna love it. And he bangs her. And women go crazy. And then try to tell you that it's not about him. Moments about this story.

[Brady Bogan]

Good. I don't have to watch it now.

[John Holmberg]

Yep.

[Larry McFeely]

That's it.

[John Holmberg]

You.

[Larry McFeely]

You've nailed all of that.

[Guest/Announcer]

You got it all right there.

[Brady Bogan]

Thanks for saving me seven seasons.

[Guest/Announcer]

Steve Carell has a new show coming to hbo. It's called Rooster. He's a successful author.

[John Holmberg]

Something with your marriage.

[Guest/Announcer]

And his daughter is having trouble. She's a professor at a college.

[John Holmberg]

I believe he doesn't know. Excuse me. This sounds terribly boring so far from a grad student. Right? Yes. Oh. Her husband leaves her first student here to make sure the K's job is safe. She burned down the faculty. And then her dad comes to rescue

[Guest/Announcer]

her friends and he get. He ends up being, like a guest speaker. And it's got Jamie Tartt from Doug Lasso in it. So that's about it for Jamie Tart. Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

That was Bill Dunster.

[John Holmberg]

Look at his hair.

[Larry McFeely]

Look at that.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Yeah, it looks pretty girly.

[Guest/Announcer]

Yeah. Pixar has their latest movie out on Friday.

[John Holmberg]

Hoppers, I need your helpers. Look pretty fun in the middle of class. A class that you are enrolled in. Sup, Babel? Come with me. There's a bunch of frogs and stuff that go. Live animals just weren't working.

[Brady Bogan]

Gary.

[John Holmberg]

Frogs. That's right. It's the Alex Jones Pixar.

[Guest/Announcer]

What they're saying is it's Hoppers is Disney's Pixar's version of Avatar.

[John Holmberg]

Access to the animal world. We call it Hoppers. Huh? Oh. They push you into a body of an animal and then you go live with them.

[Guest/Announcer]

They even make mention of it in the movie. So it's like Avatar.

[John Holmberg]

It's nothing like Avatar. That's actually a pretty clever idea that you get. Yeah. You train and you get to live as an animal. As the researcher.

[Guest/Announcer]

The Bride is the other feature film out this this weekend. It's from Maggie Gyllenhaal.

[John Holmberg]

This is the Frankenstein thing.

[Larry McFeely]

And Jake. Is Jake in it?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Larry McFeely]

They work together.

[John Holmberg]

Is he?

[Larry McFeely]

And they talked about how they been estranged over the years. So now they're really close. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

This is the Frankenstein Bride. Right?

[Guest/Announcer]

Oh, there you go.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Rule number one, don't be a stranger.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. Playing Hoppers going over Frankenstein and it's very confusing.

[Guest/Announcer]

Added a weird thing to the trailer.

[John Holmberg]

All right, I get it. It's Frankenstein's Bride.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Guest/Announcer]

That's it.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Guest/Announcer]

That and cow abscesses are their only releases I've got.

[John Holmberg]

All right, Gummo, what do you got? Charlie Puth.

[Brady Bogan]

He's got a new one with Kenny

[Guest/Announcer]

G. Oh, the guy that got all dressed up for the super?

[Larry McFeely]

He sang it.

[John Holmberg]

Soon it's him and Kenny. Kenny G's killing it. He was on a Doja Cats album. And really. Our generational joke has become their life crown jewel.

[Larry McFeely]

Hello, Kenny.

[John Holmberg]

And Loki. A big fan of Kenny G. Loki.

[Guest/Announcer]

Did Charlie win one of those singing competitions? Not American Idol but something.

[John Holmberg]

He's good. Oh, Yeah, a little boring for me, but he's good.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, Gnarls Barkley's putting something new out. Apparently this is gonna be their last album.

[John Holmberg]

But is this the Gnarl Sparkling Black Brady?

[Brady Bogan]

As far as I know, the duo of CeeLo Green and Danger Mouse.

[John Holmberg]

Yes. Didn't Black Brady get in trouble for touching kids?

[Larry McFeely]

I thought so, but he did his.

[Guest/Announcer]

Maybe not kids, but it was something

[John Holmberg]

he got in trouble for. Something sexual. Oh, he's drugging broads.

[Brady Bogan]

I can't remember.

[Guest/Announcer]

That might be it.

[Brady Bogan]

I think it was something after piece on the Voice.

[John Holmberg]

I would love to, if. If the times were different. To paint Brady and make him do. I remember when I remember I remember I remember I lost my head. Charles Brady would be awesome.

[Guest/Announcer]

He's been cleared of rape charges.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Larry McFeely]

Innocent.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. Still they linger. Who's this?

[Brady Bogan]

Harry Styles.

[John Holmberg]

You got a new one? Yeah, just off the old album.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a new video posted about a month ago.

[John Holmberg]

So that last album was really good. Hard to ignore.

[Brady Bogan]

This is from Kiss. All the time. Disco occasion.

[Guest/Announcer]

Who wears those high waist? It slacks now. Like the gangsters do.

[John Holmberg]

Like, see Cavari?

[Guest/Announcer]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like those.

[John Holmberg]

God, I hope that doesn't come back.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, they're more like the Hager stretch knits, right? Aren't they?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. I don't know what that is.

[Guest/Announcer]

He's wearing Hager.

[John Holmberg]

I don't think they're doing.

[Brady Bogan]

I think you're still in business.

[John Holmberg]

I don't think he's at Sears.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Just.

[John Holmberg]

We, like.

[Guest/Announcer]

We don't have the body type to wear those highways.

[Larry McFeely]

I know.

[Brady Bogan]

Here's the one John's been waiting for. New Morrissey.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I found myself in Power

[Guest/Announcer]

Canfield.

[Larry McFeely]

Done the interview yet?

[John Holmberg]

She sa in. Ian Campfield and him have had so much dangerous backseat sex. Every time you talk to Ian, he's on the radio in like, or four places. Find his name and say, hey. Homberg said you had sex with Morrissey in the back of every car you've ever been in. Oh, that's crazy. Let's go to lunch. Let's go. No, I'm not talking about this.

[Guest/Announcer]

Here we go.

[John Holmberg]

Depressed British singers are the ones worst.

[Brady Bogan]

Here's something new from Social D. Born to Kill.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, they're gonna be here. Yeah, they're right around the corner.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Start the tour here, as a matter of fact.

[John Holmberg]

Is that right?

[Brady Bogan]

Financial.

[John Holmberg]

When is that? It's august 25th. These guys have such a cool vibe.

[Brady Bogan]

I like that damn Mick hat.

[John Holmberg]

The Mick hat. Throws. Me, too. I don't want to watch them.

[Guest/Announcer]

For those of you keeping score, Ian is on the radio in Dallas, San Diego, Seattle, Detroit, and something called 999. 5 the Mountain.

[John Holmberg]

Right. It's all the cities he's had sex with Morrissey in.

[Brady Bogan]

More, more to be added soon.

[John Holmberg]

Dirty, dirty gay sex with Morrissey. There's Larry's buddy, Jared Leto.

[Brady Bogan]

30 seconds to Mars. This is over my head.

[John Holmberg]

Are we playing this? This Great. Here we go. Are we playing this one, Larry?

[Guest/Announcer]

No, that's it. Down the hall.

[John Holmberg]

Just because you didn't like it or just doesn't fit, huh? Yeah, I know.

[Larry McFeely]

And don't mention Jared Leto.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

30 seconds to Mar.

[Guest/Announcer]

Same.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep. Here's Snoop Dogg featuring Anderson, Peter Pack.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, and Pink. Pink. Or the song's called Pink. Welcome to the galaxy. This is going to be bad.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. I didn't go through too far.

[John Holmberg]

We got Pink on the drums and the D on the glide. Let's boogie, boogie. Lace them up tight. Got to get the fit right. We've been waiting all week for this Saturday night.

[Guest/Announcer]

Not the disco ball spinning like a planet.

[John Holmberg]

All right, I'm getting this. I don't even get to the Snoop Dog part, but Anderson Pack's got me.

[Brady Bogan]

Here's new stuff.

[John Holmberg]

Love it. Trey, you.

[Brady Bogan]

This is all for you.

[Larry McFeely]

Got me.

[John Holmberg]

Two shadows. Take another part of me. I think I got chubby and became the lead singer of Betray. You. It's not the original.

[Jimmy Whisman]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

It's like Brady and I had a little boy. Good atrey you. I like that one.

[Brady Bogan]

This is off their last album, but it's a new video from the Hives that just got released six days ago, so it's the Hives, so I figured we had to play it.

[John Holmberg]

The new Hives.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Roll out the red carpet. The album's been out for a minute, though.

[John Holmberg]

I love the Hive. Oh, I want to welcome everybody to the Good. Mountain Biking Gods. You get this in your ears while you're biking, your day just goes better.

[Brady Bogan]

Two and a half minute songs.

[John Holmberg]

Perfect. I love the Hives. All right, that's another one.

[Brady Bogan]

Let's jump to AI.

[Guest/Announcer]

Damn it.

[John Holmberg]

All right, here's Gin and Juice.

[Brady Bogan]

If it came out in the 50s as a soul remix.

[John Holmberg]

50s gin and juice. With so much drama in the LBC,

[Larry McFeely]

it's kind of hard being Snoop D

[Guest/Announcer]

O double G. But I

[John Holmberg]

somehow, someway, keep coming up with funkiest. Like, man, I didn't want it to kill. Cousin. That's pretty sweet.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, now we'll jump to N

[Guest/Announcer]

word or F word.

[Brady Bogan]

The game that is sweeping the nation. And this is Drew down. Freaks. Come out.

[John Holmberg]

Brady win last week or did you win?

[Guest/Announcer]

I won.

[John Holmberg]

There we go.

[Guest/Announcer]

Hard N word.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man. Coming out. Out of the gates. I'll go mother effer. Brady.

[Larry McFeely]

I'll go friendly.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, here we go. Don't understand how we make them sound

[Guest/Announcer]

like the Red Duran when we step

[Larry McFeely]

out the ice cream. Don't you hear the music? Tricks Just lose it.

[John Holmberg]

They want to hit the flu with

[Larry McFeely]

but mob just do it.

[John Holmberg]

There it is. I'm the champion. That was a soft nice one. That was like that lady's name on Ms. Now last night I had Mother Effer. I'm sorry you had. It was you. Damn it. Darn it. I got excited about it because it was so kind you were thinking about it. There you go. Ah, can't win that game this year. We'll give you the 10 o' clock word for Metallica. Coming up just a little bit. The entertainment Joe's coming up next. It's 98.

[Larry McFeely]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees.

[Jimmy Whisman]

I have heard enough of this.

[John Holmberg]

What's your Mount Rushmore podcast? This episode. Our favorite cocktails. It would have never occurred to me prior to the Big Lebowski to say, can I get a White Russian? After watching that movie, I think I even said to Susan, I'm like, I want to have a White Russian now. So out of context to turn to your wife and say that once. You know what? I want a White Russian. Yes. What did I do? Mail order bride. Get on the Internet and find one. What's your Mount Rushmore? I don't know. Listen, wherever you get podcasts with verbo care, help is always ready before, during, and after your stay. We've planned for the plot twists, so support is always available because a great trip starts with peace of mind. Holmberg's morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Alrighty. There you go. Look at this. It's already 10 o'.

[Guest/Announcer]

Clock.

[John Holmberg]

And that means we've got a word for you for the 10 o' clock hour, too. And that, my friends, would be frantic. Frantic is the word for 10 o' clock to get you up at Sphere in Vegas to see Metallica in October. What a show. Handing out those tickets will be exciting. And you've only got a couple more days because this contest ends, I believe, Friday. Is that right?

[Brady Bogan]

I believe so. A week and a half.

[John Holmberg]

Make sure Mark. March 6th. Yep.

[Larry McFeely]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

Friday.

[John Holmberg]

So you only got a couple more days to get this in, and then we're gonna draw us a winner. Send you guys off to last wages, Nevada, put you up in a hotel, give you a couple hundred bucks for fuel. You are there thousands and thousands of dollars of tickets. What was it, eight grand for a meet and greet?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Seven. Seven.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, seven. Ridiculous. To meet Metallica. They're charging six or seven. $7,000.

[Brady Bogan]

Six. Seven. Doesn't matter when you're that up that high.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Yeah. I mean, and I've met him.

[Brady Bogan]

What's an extra G?

[John Holmberg]

John, you've met him. It's not worth seven grand. They're just normal dudes. And you're not gonna get, like, an invite to dinner.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, that doesn't.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Larry McFeely]

Just a dinner with you. And.

[John Holmberg]

No. Remember when I asked Gene Simmons?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

For $6,000, I get to hang out with you. Does that. Like, what if we hit it off? Can we go to lunch? And how fast did he go? No, it was immediate.

[Larry McFeely]

Nope.

[John Holmberg]

So we could never be. We're not going to be friends after this? No. Okay.

[Larry McFeely]

You get a song out of the deal.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you get a line. All right, you just say Christine, 16, and then get out of here. And I mean it quickly. Get the out of my life. Can we go grab a sandwich? Maybe Jersey Mike's? No. Anyway, it's time for the entertainment roll. It's brought to you by our friends at the Schwartz Laser Eye Center. I got an email. Considering all I've gone through with my silly eye situation, a guy said this. This punches you in the nuts a little, says John. I heard about what you went through with your eye. And your detached retina didn't detach, but it was awfully darn close. I was about an hour away from having that just naturally happen. Two tears, says even somebody who went through three eye surgeries myself. Your story made me cringe. But, John, I'm writing you to know that I have a co worker who I deeply respect that just went through the exact same thing you went through in his left eye. But unfortunately, not so lucky. Caught it late. Doctor just told him he's going to be blind in his eye and there's nothing they can do. That's how close I was. I. I don't know that I take it that seriously. Says the real kicker is that this happened to him simultaneously with your incident. Puts things into perspective. Thank you, Chancellor, for putting the word out as much as you can on this. I hope it saves someone else that's all I care about is that I don't want people to have to deal with what I had to deal with. There's no pain, there's no problems. And that's the scary part. You think you're fine and it's not. You see those floaters? You see that stuff immediately. TeamIDoc.com head on over to the Schwartz Laser Eye center and take advantage of that complimentary consultation. A lot of you just go over there for your vision issues and that's great. Are you a candidate for lasik? Are you thinking about maybe a lens replacement? You got something going on you're worried about? Just go get checked out and he might see a tiny, tiny tear and you're retina baby. One that could lead into the crap that happened to me and then unfortunately to Carter's friends. So take it seriously. The eyes are different than bones and stuff. You can walk around with a limp. You can say I got a trick knee. You can't have a trick eye. It just goes away. Boy sight. So to me, that is creepy to like lose your eyesight. Sean Rockefeller is one of the used to see it. Now he doesn't. That scares the the hell out of me. So Dr. J. Schwartz is the place to go. Take it seriously. I certainly didn't as quickly as I should have. And evidently I'm wildly lucky. And that's a. I dodged a bullet there. I still got that bubble in my eye too. And it's people like Dr. J. Schwartz that have all the great materials and all the great technology that can help you make sure that your peepers stay golden. Pony boy. That's all you got to do. Teamidoc.com the Suns and Diamondbacks. Trust them. You should too. Jay Schwartz in the Schwartz Laser Eye Center. Brady Entertainment got a little follow up

[Larry McFeely]

on Bridgerton, the new season.

[John Holmberg]

Sure.

[Larry McFeely]

Showrunners struggled to find an alternative word for orgasm because they didn't think it sounded historically accurate.

[John Holmberg]

The big ragu.

[Larry McFeely]

So it's not with. Nope. They didn't come up with a big ragu. They landed on Pinnacle.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's nice. Why not Climax?

[Larry McFeely]

According to a sex historian. Historian. The crisis would have been more accurate. Why they use that term.

[John Holmberg]

A woman said that?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Which. Why would you call it the crisis?

[Larry McFeely]

Because there probably was religious guilt behind it or something.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, a joy. A joy blast. Or a party favor. Chinese fireworks.

[Larry McFeely]

In the Bible, King David said to the guard to go have relations with his wife. He said, go get your feet wet.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, right. She was a squirter. Was It King David's wife. That's he the guard.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, he was trying to cover up the affair that he had and he had the husband.

[John Holmberg]

Oh.

[Larry McFeely]

And said hey. Pulled him off the front lines and said invite him to dinner and go, go home, take a break from war and get your feet wet with your life. And he didn't.

[John Holmberg]

Oh,

[Larry McFeely]

that's the truth. Had to come out. I don't know if you remember this, but it was about a year ago. Kristen Bell, there's rumors that she and Josh Gad Both got paid 60 million for the other upcoming Frozen movies. What, like two more?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, there's two of them. Okay. Still. Well, no, I mean they were getting 25 a piece for the Shrek.

[Larry McFeely]

She said that's BS59 million. Yeah, it wasn't that much, but she wouldn't say it's a lot.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, there's a lot of money coming in from those Frozens.

[Larry McFeely]

Evil Dead star Bruce Campbell just shared yesterday. He has cancer and he didn't say what type of but he said it was treatable, not curable. But if you're looking to see him at any of the comic Cons, he's

[John Holmberg]

not doing it for a minute.

[Larry McFeely]

He's stopped or canceled all appearances this summer.

[John Holmberg]

Ah, he's a cool dude, but he's up there, right. He's got to be pushing mid-70s, early-70s. How old is Bruce Campbell? Find that outcome.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, he's got to be 70. Did he got a month and a half? He got a month and a half knocked off his four year sentence. Sat through a little drug rehab deal and they.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, some good behavior. Yeah, he took a little class like a timeshare thing and then drug abuse rehab program.

[Larry McFeely]

But he's trying to get the more reduced too. Taking it to court.

[John Holmberg]

Everyone in jail's doing that. Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

It looks like Paramount Skydance is going to buy Warner Brothers Discovery. Paramount plus and HBO Max will merge.

[John Holmberg]

They're all going to be one thing like $80.

[Larry McFeely]

Paramount says they'll continue to operate independently. That move will give them more than 200 million direct consumer subscribers.

[John Holmberg]

Did I tell you what my bill is for TV?

[Larry McFeely]

You said 190 for YouTube.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I know it's $800 a month. Oh, that's a little $780 a month for. Because I have YouTube, I have DirecTV. I have about 18 to 20 apps and they're all averaging about 15 or 16. Let's go rude.

[Brady Bogan]

DirecTV.

[John Holmberg]

No, I, I just, I did it well cuz channel three is in a fight. With YouTube and that's never going to change. And I want to watch Sun's games. And so I got, I said screw it. And then remember the. When ESPN fought with UT YouTube and I didn't know they were going to clear that up so fast. So I just got the stream direct and so I've got that. And it's, you know, that's dumb. But I started looking, I'm like, how is this better? It's not. And I want to dump half of the those apps because I'm paying. I'm literally paying like 20 bucks a month for one show per app. Yeah, I'm not watching a bunch of stuff. And Netflix is on like, and they're not expensive individually. After a while I'm like, this is multiple. And at two different places, two different houses. So I can share to a certain extent, but it's nuts. And sure, I could peel back and then Brady will come on. Go. You've seen that new thing on Hulu. It's awesome. I could just dumped Hulu. I'll go, I'll go get it tomorrow. Yeah, you can't. It's the fear of missing something. And all I watch is sports and murder shows and oh yeah, war now I love that war.

[Larry McFeely]

And you don't need those.

[John Holmberg]

That's a great show. Oh, the war show is so good. So good. All right, that's it. Larry's coming up next. Frantic is the 10 o' clock word for. For your Metallica contest. All you live listeners having a good time with that. Frantic is the one to go with the 10. Larry will have another one every hour on the hour. He's better at the time than I am, but he'll take care of you, get you through the rest of the day. You guys have yourselves a great Tuesday and we'll see you tomorrow right here. The morning sickness. Until later. Bye.

[Larry McFeely]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees.

[Jimmy Whisman]

I have heard enough of this.

[Guest/Announcer]

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