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Jimmy Pardo
So I called them and from the first meeting I could tell family run local.
John Holmberg
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Jimmy Pardo
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Jimmy Whisman
The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail.
Jimmy Pardo
All right, the 8:00 clock word for another 20 minutes or so is load. You throw that in there and we're gonna get you loaded up and maybe disappear you to the sphere to see Metallica up there in Vegas. Look who's here. Hey, look who's here. I got an email right here, Jimmy. It says, oh, my God.
Jimmy Whisman
It's not that hard.
Jimmy Pardo
Small town. Mur a guy. Yeah, says such a big fan of the show and the your stupid opinions one.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah.
Jimmy Pardo
They have live shows later this month and I'm going.
John Holmberg
I cannot wait to see them.
Jimmy Pardo
I have a meeting soon, so I
John Holmberg
doubt I'll be able to listen to you guys, but I'll try the podcast.
Jimmy Pardo
Have fun.
John Holmberg
Help them sell out because they deserve it.
Jimmy Whisman
Melissa, all you had to do was read that. I'll leave.
Jimmy Pardo
That's it.
Jimmy Whisman
Jimmy Westminster coming in.
Jimmy Pardo
Jimmy is.
John Holmberg
How did we meet?
Jimmy Whisman
Ah, you remember. I do.
Ashley (caller/listener)
I don't.
Jimmy Whisman
There was.
John Holmberg
It was not memorable.
Jimmy Whisman
No, you were. It was a news story about an Asian. It was in China and the escalator ate a person. And I wrote to you.
James (podcast co-host)
Oh, she grinded up.
Jimmy Whisman
And I wrote to you. And Said the horrible part is that it was hungry and ate another one 30 minutes later.
Jimmy Pardo
Great joke. It's a great joke. And then so I mailed back and said, we have to be.
Jimmy Whisman
Let's hang out.
Wayne (Amco representative)
Yeah.
Jimmy Pardo
Which is if you haven't gotten that off of one of my emails yet, jokes aren't very good. Because immediately, if I like the joke,
James (podcast co-host)
you're being invited to the couch.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah. Why don't you come sit with me and Ed? Yeah. So Jimmy is the host of Small Town Murder, a podcast that. When it. When he first told me the idea, I was like, that's great. And I told Brady, I'm like, jimmy's gonna need money. And look at you, though. How long you been doing it now?
Jimmy Whisman
We just. We just crested 10 years.
John Holmberg
10 years.
Jimmy Whisman
10 years. Podcasting. And podcasting, when we got in, wasn't as. I mean, it was prevalent, but it wasn't near as what it is today.
John Holmberg
I wish I'd have stuck with the
Jimmy Pardo
one I was doing with Chuck Pal. And you would have crushed 10 or 12 years ago because it was. We were getting. We had Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer, all these comedians that came through and they're like, what are you doing?
Jimmy Whisman
That's the genius part about people that are able to have guests every week. And we have so many comedy clubs here. Every week you could have a different. Two different guests. Phoenix is actually a very good place to do comedy. People don't realize.
Jimmy Pardo
All we thought to ourselves was, this is just going to be too hard to try to figure out. Radio's easier. But had I stuck with it, I could have been out of this bullshit.
Jimmy Whisman
You could have been on Netflix like that.
Jimmy Pardo
I could have been.
Ashley (caller/listener)
You got a netfl.
Jimmy Pardo
Netflix special. Good.
Jimmy Whisman
I got a contract. I have 208 shows that I'm gonna do with them for the next.
Jimmy Pardo
What?
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah, for the next two years. Unbelievable. I don't. I don't know why they're doing it. That's amazing on them. This. We're terrible at this.
Jimmy Pardo
So are you in charge of all the production? Are you working with Netflix crew?
Jimmy Whisman
I make it every day.
Jimmy Pardo
You got your.
Jimmy Whisman
It's just you, me, me and James.
Jimmy Pardo
You and James are still doing it.
Jimmy Whisman
And it's just two dudes.
James (podcast co-host)
Two material's endless.
Jimmy Whisman
I mean, look, hillbillies. Keep killing hillbillies. It's not gonna stop. It's not gonna stop.
Jimmy Pardo
Well, there was a thing I saw the other day that said people are like, oh, murder. It's such a scary time. And he Brought up the Bible and he said at one point there were four people on the planet. Yeah. And then Cain killed Abel. Yeah. The murder rate was 25%. It was massive. There was a chance. So murder's been going on since the beginning.
Jimmy Whisman
The day one. It's not first day and it's not changing.
James (podcast co-host)
No.
Jimmy Whisman
The fun part is that we try our best not to make fun of the actual murder itself. Unless it's pretty hilarious. Yeah. Then it's. I mean, what are you gonna do?
Jimmy Pardo
Right?
Jimmy Whisman
Right. You have to. But that's the goal in the whole thing, is try to have a little bit of decency. But we started this. We started with crime and sports and then you gave us the opportunity to record here. And that is. I think that's a huge catalyst and why small town murder is actually successful because the sound quality from day one was radio quality. It was amazing. And then from that we went back to our little den whenever we couldn't be here any longer because time constraints didn't work out. And we ended up taking the model numbers of the mics down, model numbers of the arms, everything.
Jimmy Pardo
Should have just stolen this stuff.
Jimmy Whisman
I wish we could.
Jimmy Pardo
Hardly any of those rooms get used anymore.
Jimmy Whisman
Really?
Jimmy Pardo
Anymore. Oh, this place. It's a ghost. There's nobody here. The executives of radio have destroyed the industry. It's terrible.
Jimmy Whisman
Well done, boys.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah, well done.
John Holmberg
Not us.
Jimmy Pardo
We're doing our part.
Jimmy Whisman
Realize that. Yeah.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah, man.
Jimmy Whisman
Well done, executives. Enjoy your cigars and golf outings.
Jimmy Pardo
I think the phrase I like to use around them is death spiral. We. You know what small town murder is?
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah. What I heart's done to every radio station in America. You should do a special on how they killed every single one of them with terrible ideas and nice suits. And then blamed people like me for
Jimmy Whisman
going Norm at Westwood One. Took the radio industry and buried it with them immediately.
James (podcast co-host)
Endless stories you could do on radio.
Jimmy Whisman
Oh, my God. Oh, it's crazy.
Jimmy Pardo
Small town business murder. I introduce you to a man named Marv Nyren. This guy's one of the biggest dummies I've ever met in my life. He runs.
Jimmy Whisman
This is where it's at, Johnny. Keep doing this every day.
Jimmy Pardo
I got loads of them. They're the dumbest people alive.
Jimmy Whisman
There's nothing better than terrible stories of bad people.
Jimmy Pardo
Oh. Just awful human beings who just, you know, you notice when somebody's bad. You learn this when you meet the Netflix big wig.
John Holmberg
Because they're done.
Jimmy Pardo
Is that a Ted? It's Ted's a good one. But he's got a few under him that are probably.
Jimmy Whisman
I want to know all of them.
Jimmy Pardo
And if a guy ever points to you with one hand as a gun and the other as a thumbs up, you can't trust him.
James (podcast co-host)
You're in the right place.
Jimmy Pardo
And if a dude can switch from one to the next, that's a dangerous man. That is a dangerous moron. That is a. I've met people like that.
James (podcast co-host)
Dangerous.
Jimmy Pardo
And you meet him and you're like, oh, he's gonna run something soon. Because he's just smooth enough to fool radio knobs.
James (podcast co-host)
Enjoy the year.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah, they are dumb people, but I'm proud of you. Like, that's the best part of what you got going on.
Jimmy Whisman
It means the most.
Jimmy Pardo
Well, because you were very funny, and I always knew that and that, like, we'd hang out and stuff. Yeah, you did. You opened up for a lot of
Jimmy Whisman
people, you and me.
Jimmy Pardo
You. You were there the first night that Lovett's started to fall in love with me and hated everyone else. And it was the weirdest thing.
Jimmy Whisman
That was the most fun interaction to watch unfold, too.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah.
Jimmy Whisman
Because I. I being a regular at the club, I opened for a bunch of different people, and they just plug you into whoever. You don't get a choice. I opened for Nate Brigetzi, and that's the first time I've ever had hate mail sent to the email of the club. They hated me so much because his audience came to see clean comments and then they got me and apologies.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah, that's the fault of the club.
Jimmy Whisman
Right. Well, and Nate. Cause he's from New York and he's done everything and he's followed everybody. And he can follow everybody. So when we did the show, I asked him if he wanted me to do anything different because I knew he was clean. And he said, be you. I followed everybody at the Cellar. Be you. And his audience didn't want me to be.
Jimmy Pardo
Mate, they didn't like you. What are the emails coming in?
Jimmy Whisman
Oh, they were terrible.
Jimmy Pardo
They took time to email after the
Jimmy Whisman
happy Nate Bargassi Coleman, the generosity of his heart, went ahead and forwarded them to me. What a sweet name.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah, there's a racehorse that might get spooked here. Let's just put. Let's put fireworks in his seat back
Jimmy Whisman
the sweet man coming in.
John Holmberg
Jimmy Wishman's a small town.
Jimmy Pardo
Murder is the name of the podcast. And you got the other one.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah, we Crime and sports and we have your stupid opinions now that we just run down. We take like, a product or a place or something that gets reviewed on the Internet. And we just read the reviews. It's amazing. We're doing that one live at Stand up, live in on March 21. We sold out small town murder on March 20. So we added the extra show of your stupid opinions. And we'll see how this one does.
Jimmy Pardo
And when does Netflix take your. Make it a series.
Jimmy Whisman
I don't, so.
Jimmy Pardo
Because I saw it. Yeah, yeah, I saw the thing. It's like a thumbnail of.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah, yeah. Our podcast is.
Jimmy Pardo
I know.
Jimmy Whisman
The podcast.
James (podcast co-host)
Ever.
Jimmy Whisman
Every day, every week, twice a week.
Jimmy Pardo
And that's. And that's the deal that you don't have to do anything extra. No, come on.
Jimmy Whisman
I just film it twice.
Jimmy Pardo
And they just threw a bucket of cash at you two and said, here, just keep doing.
Jimmy Whisman
Greatest thing that they could have done.
Jimmy Pardo
Isn't that amazing?
Jimmy Whisman
My kids are gonna have education.
Jimmy Pardo
I know. And they don't deserve it. They were poorly raised. Now Netflix is putting your kids into Pepperdine.
Jimmy Whisman
Continued to be poor.
Jimmy Pardo
And when you, like when you, like, you didn't go to college.
Jimmy Whisman
No. Oh, rich. They didn't even tell me when they essay. They knew. You don't need to know this. They told me. They gave me trade school applications.
Jimmy Pardo
Yes.
Jimmy Whisman
Stuff like that. They were not.
Jimmy Pardo
They gave me. See you next year. I didn't take the sat. And people ask still, like, what was your score? And I'm like, I didn't take it. Like, you had to. I'm like, you did. Like, they put. There's a group of us and you were one of them that they just put into a corner and gave them a beach ball and said, kill the next two hours and don't ask questions. ACT and essay never took a thing.
Jimmy Whisman
I didn't. I don't even know what the. Those letters mean.
Dick Toledo
I don't know.
Jimmy Pardo
I know. Yeah.
John Holmberg
Sat.
Jimmy Pardo
Well, I know that from first grade. Yeah.
Jimmy Whisman
And that I can spell it.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah.
James (podcast co-host)
I wish I wouldn't have taken it. There was no acceptance into Harvard.
Jimmy Pardo
It exposed a lot of. Yeah.
James (podcast co-host)
Yeah.
Jimmy Pardo
A lot of warts. Like intelligence.
Jimmy Whisman
You went to Ohio State, though, didn't you?
Jimmy Pardo
No.
James (podcast co-host)
Ohio Universe.
Jimmy Pardo
The Teemu of Ohio State. Yeah, it's. It's the ASU kind of looks at it goes. Sorry, but. Yeah. So you. Yeah. So your kids are like. They're getting an entirely different world than you grew up.
Jimmy Whisman
It's amazing and I'm really grateful for it and I try my best not to screw it up every day.
Jimmy Pardo
Does your ex wife try to get more money out of you?
Jimmy Whisman
Money I've paid lawyers to shut her up. Then she won't shut up. It's so crazy.
Jimmy Pardo
Cause you got divorced before everything went crazy. Yes.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got divorced almost 10 years ago.
Jimmy Pardo
So you were out at like 800 bucks a month. No. And then now.
Jimmy Whisman
Now she's trying to get. We're not going to talk.
Jimmy Pardo
No, we don't.
James (podcast co-host)
That's a podcast in itself.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah.
Jimmy Whisman
Oh, boy.
Jimmy Pardo
I have an idea for a podcast. Let me pitch it.
Jimmy Whisman
All right.
Jimmy Pardo
Let me give a little pitch party. I've said this for years, and I would do it, but I'm too lazy to do it. And you guys would be great.
Jimmy Whisman
Let me get my pen.
Jimmy Pardo
Because James does such great research.
Jimmy Whisman
He's amazing.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah.
Jimmy Whisman
Like, your podcast is borderline autistic. So he.
Jimmy Pardo
Is he.
Jimmy Whisman
Oh, absolutely.
Jimmy Pardo
I don't think it's borderline. That's why I wasn't asking about the autism.
Jimmy Whisman
He's. He's so good at being focused. And he smokes a crazy amount of weed.
Jimmy Pardo
Is that right?
Jimmy Whisman
I've never seen somebody that can. Ralphie is the only one that I've ever seen smoke like that. And James rivals Ralphie.
Jimmy Pardo
It's.
Jimmy Whisman
It's scary.
Jimmy Pardo
No kidding.
Jimmy Whisman
I don't know how he does it. He wakes up, and from till the time he goes to bed, he's. It's every day, wake and bake. But it keeps him so focused, and he's so good at just focusing on one thing, and he won't quit until he gets it. Yeah. And he's great at it. So good.
Jimmy Pardo
And this is what it requires for a podcast like that to succeed. But mine is all your heroes are.
Jimmy Whisman
They are. Yes.
Jimmy Pardo
And so you go back and you find people in history that everybody has revered for so long, and you find out, find their fault, their humanity. If you met them, this would make you go, oh, no.
Jimmy Whisman
Amazing.
Jimmy Pardo
Because they all have it.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah.
Jimmy Pardo
But you need somebody to do research, and then you can make jokes about it, just like you do brilliant. And you can do reenactments of, like, what it would actually have been like.
Jimmy Whisman
But you got to find the rumor and then. And then follow that trail. And.
James (podcast co-host)
And there's some that you. You kind of know about. Sure.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah.
James (podcast co-host)
I want that show to Ted Williams.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah. But I want that show to make people, when it's over, go, man, Rosa Parks was a dick. That kind of.
Jimmy Whisman
But it might make people. It might revere people to even more. Like, trying to find breadcrumbs of why Jon Lovitz would be a Terrible person. And you only find amazing things. That's one of the sweetest. That really. Oh, you gotta tell me so much more.
Jimmy Pardo
No, it's just he was.
Jimmy Whisman
He was so great to me and I found out that he. He bangs the hottest women I've ever seen. I don't know. I didn't know.
Jimmy Pardo
Also, he's got a hammer on him.
Jimmy Whisman
Does that one. Right?
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah.
Jimmy Whisman
That makes all this John Fullen.
Jimmy Pardo
But no, I mean like, like jealous people of history. Like they always have Gandhi and Kennedy and all this stuff, you know, and they're evidently, they're just horrible human beings.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah.
James (podcast co-host)
That's where it started with the Mother Teresa.
Jimmy Pardo
Mother Teresa, She's a horrific human being.
Jimmy Whisman
Tell me more.
Jimmy Pardo
Oh, she killed people non stop. She was great friends with Papa Doc Cheval 80. Yeah. And like she took money from anyone and then just like that is all it took for her to do it. Her house day.
James (podcast co-host)
The foundation.
Jimmy Pardo
Well, her house is for. For people.
Larry McFeely
Yeah.
Jimmy Pardo
Like she used to say, we're not giving them medical treatment that's expensive. They're here to die. And she would say, I find glory in poor people passing because it meant they were going to meet God. So she just like sped up people's deaths.
Jimmy Whisman
You're trying to get sued and by Mother Teresa. She's a way to take it out on the radio station. Ye sued for slandering.
Jimmy Pardo
Slandering Mother Teresa. Yeah. If she was a great person, I'd worry, look into it. But you're just taking face value. And then when he first brought it up.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah.
James (podcast co-host)
I looked up on it and there's some stuff in there.
Jimmy Pardo
Oh my gosh.
Jimmy Whisman
I need to know so much more.
James (podcast co-host)
You don't get a loving Mother Teresa
John Holmberg
money from anyone.
Jimmy Pardo
There was a guy running like Syria or something and making the country up, but he was a text James atheist. And he's like, I'll give you money if you back off. She went there. Next thing you know, she's praising him. He gave her a house.
Jimmy Whisman
Oh my God.
Jimmy Pardo
Took it. Of course she got it. And all these people that are just suffering and dying and they're. And they went through. And. And one of her houses of dying.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah.
Jimmy Pardo
And they're looking around and this doctor's like, we can treat like almost everybody here.
Jimmy Whisman
And she's like, no, no, not a chance.
Jimmy Pardo
Beautiful. That they're dying.
James (podcast co-host)
You do that.
John Holmberg
She was crazy.
James (podcast co-host)
Cuts how. Foundation money.
Jimmy Whisman
She's worse than Pol Pot.
Jimmy Pardo
Harriet Tubman.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah.
Jimmy Pardo
Was a. She had a head wound when she was like six. Couldn't put a sentence together might have helped one person.
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Jimmy Pardo
And then the story grew and grew and grew and you're like, if you look a little bit into it, it's
Jimmy Whisman
like, whoa, this is fascinating.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah. Oh, it gets weird.
Jimmy Whisman
I need to know everything.
James (podcast co-host)
I mean, and there's some truth to it as far as like, you know these people that are put up on pedestals like they're, you look at their background. You talk to some friends.
Jimmy Pardo
Your heroes are. You can start with sports. Yeah. Yeah, for sure.
Jimmy Whisman
Oh boy, it's crazy. I mean that's we've got 500 episodes of crime and sports about exactly that.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah.
Jimmy Whisman
We're doing Adrian Peterson right now. How. My word is he. He's got some rough history special man. Oh, boy. But I mean, he's.
Jimmy Pardo
He.
Jimmy Whisman
He didn't really have much of a chance with the. With the beating bit. He was gonna do that.
James (podcast co-host)
That was gonna happen. That was destiny.
Jimmy Pardo
Wait a minute. That was baked.
Jimmy Whisman
He was beaten like a monster as a child. Yeah. His whole family. That's. His dad went to prison for eight years for selling crack and from money laundering. Oh, wow. Yeah. He's just. And his dad had 10 kids and he. I'm not gonna get too much into the godhead, but they preach. Boy, do they preach. And It's. You got 10 babies and we're paying for him because you're in prison for 10 years.
Jimmy Pardo
Wow.
Jimmy Whisman
Don't talk to me about God.
Jimmy Pardo
And so that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's helping you out. Where's. Give me a little financial relief. I thought he was a Jew. So anyway, where's the. Yeah, that's crazy. So. Yeah, I would like to pitch that to you.
Jimmy Whisman
That's brilliant.
Jimmy Pardo
I think it would work.
Jimmy Whisman
It would take. I mean, each episode. It would have to be a series seasons where you really deep dive for eight months and get this season.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah. I look at it like you get like some. Some. You got a few like, you know, Dave Kingman and a coup of little, you know, stars in, like, your life and tell a personal story. And then. Then you do the. Every month you have your golden cow. The.
James (podcast co-host)
The softball.
Jimmy Pardo
The golden calf. Yeah. You get a few in there. Like you had Adrian Peterson. And this is why you probably wouldn't want to meet. You can make you get posters in the wall, but here's Michael Jordan's story. Jimmy Butler's his kid. Everybody knows that. That's a terrible thing. And then. And then you do the gold ones. Like we're going to. We're going to Kennedy.
James (podcast co-host)
Yeah.
Jimmy Whisman
That family.
Jimmy Pardo
Come on.
Jimmy Whisman
Oh, my God.
Jimmy Pardo
Come on.
Jimmy Whisman
It's amazing.
Jimmy Pardo
And he's on coins.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah.
James (podcast co-host)
Yeah.
Jimmy Whisman
His D monster. An absolute monster.
John Holmberg
Horrible monster.
Jimmy Whisman
Absolutely.
Jimmy Pardo
He was.
James (podcast co-host)
The mom did all right.
Jimmy Pardo
He's Trump before. Trump before.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah. And. And worse, because he was. I mean, he was selling illegal liquor. He was.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah.
Jimmy Whisman
He's a bad. A bad man.
Jimmy Pardo
Now this is why we love.
James (podcast co-host)
He had a good clientele on that, though. He did well in that.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah.
Jimmy Whisman
I just love that the weren't. None of us are. Are good. Just. Just run with that.
Jimmy Pardo
It's fine.
Jimmy Whisman
Why be surprised when there's scandals. You know what I mean?
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah.
Jimmy Whisman
Chris d' Alia's scandals. Why are you surprised? He's probably a bad guy. We're all probably bad guys.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah. If you dig into anybody's text, you can find.
Jimmy Whisman
Oh, boy.
Jimmy Pardo
We're all done. We're all done. No, I mean, you would think that I was a murderer.
Jimmy Whisman
I've texted you.
Jimmy Pardo
I know we've texted each other things like. That's a lot.
James (podcast co-host)
It always goes back to the Johnny Depp trial when it's red.
Jimmy Pardo
Oh, boy. And the.
James (podcast co-host)
Did you say this idea?
Jimmy Pardo
Here's a fun thing that happened this weekend with me and Brian Callan. We couldn't get our times right to have lunch. And my last text to him, and it was just a text, was just to say, all right, well, if you get. If, if you're vegging out, I understand. We've missed. We've swung and missed it three or four times, both of us.
Jimmy Whisman
It happens.
Jimmy Pardo
And I said, but you know what? Love to spend time with him. If we can't do it, we can't do it. And he texts me about an hour later and he's eating. Yeah. He's like, I screwed up. I didn't text you back. You know, I'm the biggest jerk in the world.
Jimmy Whisman
That's pretty good.
Jimmy Pardo
So it was a. It was a. It was a little video.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah. Johnny. Sorry. So sorry. And he comes at me. So then afterwards, I send back a video of me without my shirt on, laying on a couch.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah.
Jimmy Pardo
And I'm just. And I put water on my head. Like I'm just like, been crying and a fire back. And I'm like, I'm just lonely and just made it seem like it. That's it. And he comes back and I said. I said, I've had this eye surgery and I just wanted some time with a friend who I haven't seen for a long time. And you. You've completely abandoned me. Have fun enjoying your several meals today. I guess I'll doordash something.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah.
Jimmy Pardo
He fires back and he goes, you know, after seeing that, maybe you deserve the. I think and maybe it's time for you to leave. So I sent back a video of me opening up a case and reaching and getting a handgun. He sent back a video masturbating furiously.
James (podcast co-host)
I was
Jimmy Whisman
guarantee he was beaten.
Jimmy Pardo
I sent back a thing that said, I just posted this on Instagram with the caption, hey, Br. What was that thing you did right when you laid JonBenet's body down again. And then after I sent it, I thought to myself, I'm not allowed to have phones. I shouldn't have this. And he goes, that's the winner. And I'm like, that's where we win. That's where we're done. But if you go through somebody's phone, we're all terrible. You're absolutely right.
Jimmy Whisman
Some of my favorite stuff is the searches in our shows when the police get ahold of somebody's phone. Because it's so fun when you think you're just innocently joking with someone. Let murder touch your life just a little bit. And wait till the police trouble. You may not have even done anything. And they're just like, we need your phone because Brian Callan did something back.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah. Well, that's. Hillary smashed it with a hammer. And Tom Brady almost sued everyone. And I was. I was with him. We came up with the idea of power of iPhone instead of power of attorney, that you just give it to a guy.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah.
Jimmy Pardo
And he's got the responsible. And he's responsible for your phone.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah.
Jimmy Pardo
If you die. So if I was your power of iPhone factory reset. Yeah. It would be when you die, your phone is connected to your heart.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah.
Jimmy Pardo
And if it senses there's no heartbeat, it immediately shuts off and defaults. Alert is the only password that can
Jimmy Whisman
pull the plug on your phone. Basically. Brilliant.
Jimmy Pardo
And that's. It goes right to him. It defaults to your power of iPhone.
Jimmy Whisman
Delete all my youjiz.com.
Jimmy Pardo
That dude looks young dot com. So. Yeah. And this is so cool that your podcast is it.
Jimmy Whisman
And so great.
Jimmy Pardo
And literally, like, you grew up here pretty much, right?
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah, I went to Shadow Mountain High School. Matter of fact, Mr. Hunter, the biology teacher came to a show. Not one of my shows. He stumbled in to see a headliner and I happened to be opening. And I don't even think he remembered. I think he may have been a little blackout drunk too. But I told him that during high school, they knew that I was gonna be nothing. They knew I was not going to further education. And he. Soon as finals ended, the bell ra. And I was walking out. He just. He's whisman stick behind. And everybody left. And then he asked me, I'm gonna be on. I'm. I'm gonna be a real adult with you. And he said, what the. And then he said the word. Do you think happens after high school? And I was puzzled. And then I was like, we smoke weed at 2:30. I don't know.
Jimmy Pardo
Today.
Jimmy Whisman
I don't know. And then he's like, you're gonna get a job. And I'm like, yeah, I'll get a job job. And I did that for 20 years. That paid me nothing.
Jimmy Pardo
What were you doing?
Jimmy Whisman
And then. Well, I worked for one of the power companies. That is the three letter one. That's right.
Jimmy Pardo
Oh, that's right. The APS or the srp.
Ashley (caller/listener)
Right.
Jimmy Pardo
It's a choice. One of those you were part of.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah. And I was able to retire from that because of these podcasts. So I got a pension and a 401k.
Jimmy Pardo
Oh, you're not kidding.
James (podcast co-host)
Oh, yeah.
Jimmy Pardo
I thought that was a nice way to say told him to stuff it up.
Jimmy Whisman
It's a very small one, but still. But it. I was there for 22 years.
Jimmy Pardo
Holy smokes.
Jimmy Whisman
I did fine. And now I've got these podcasts that are working out. So. Mr. Hunter, I know what happens after high school and it's gonna be fine.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah. Does he know? Because he's still in high school.
Jimmy Whisman
He's probably still yelling at people.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah. Isn't it weird too, like, because I was that like Shadow Mountain probably like invites you back to stuff now. Not at all.
John Holmberg
What?
Jimmy Whisman
But that's because they're like a two way school now. They're a tiny, tiny school.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah.
Jimmy Whisman
Brand liability. It's mostly like mentally challenged children.
Jimmy Pardo
It is.
Jimmy Whisman
That's what I'm told.
Jimmy Pardo
Wasn't it always, though?
Jimmy Whisman
I went there.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah. I was gonna say,
Jimmy Whisman
like their football team has to play like superior or something. Like I just googled.
James (podcast co-host)
Oh, they dropped down in the division.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah. So they got to do a lot of trap and they got a lot of drool cups for the football team, I imagine. I don't know.
Jimmy Pardo
It's. They start with cte.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah.
Jimmy Pardo
They don't even get hit as kids are already.
Jimmy Whisman
No, it's, it's. It's just. It's fly. I don't know. Fly. But that neighborhood where I grew up has shrunk tremendously. That it's just these. The parents kept the houses and the kids moved and it's like Chernobyl.
Jimmy Pardo
All the kids are kind of mental.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah. Yeah. And the ones that are there now are just going there because there's special programs for them and.
Jimmy Pardo
All right. So the Netflix thing is available now.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah.
Jimmy Pardo
And anything else you're doing for Netflix, you guys can do live specials and stuff.
Jimmy Whisman
So we're considering doing a several camera shoot for our final shows of the years.
Jimmy Pardo
Nice.
Jimmy Whisman
And doing like. Because we're doing Tarrytown, New York at The music hall up there. We considered filming that theater. It's a beautiful theater. And then. And doing that at the end of the.
Jimmy Pardo
Both.
Jimmy Whisman
Both tours that we're doing this year and next year. I'm also doing. I'm still doing standup here locally. I'm doing a show with Stormy Daniels at M Comedy and in chandler on the 10th.
James (podcast co-host)
Yeah.
Jimmy Whisman
It's crazy.
Jimmy Pardo
You and Stormy's doing comedy?
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah. I don't know how.
James (podcast co-host)
How does that work out? Is that an interview of it? Okay.
Jimmy Pardo
I want to show up as Trump. Hello, Stormy.
Jimmy Whisman
I like the vision.
Jimmy Pardo
Jimmy and I were talking about maybe sewing up. Wow.
Jimmy Whisman
A little too much tartar sauce.
Jimmy Pardo
Little thick Little Debbies.
Jimmy Whisman
Wow. Yeah. So I'm gonna do that with her. So the guy that helps us do our. Our production used to work for the Howard Stern show. His name's Richie Wilson. He lives in Florida, and his wife is really close with Stormy. And Stormy was doing a show here. So we told her, look, I got a friend there that if you want somebody to open for you.
Jimmy Pardo
So. How about that? It's.
Jimmy Whisman
It's gonna be fun. I don't know.
Jimmy Pardo
I don't know what it's gonna be.
John Holmberg
You'll do your thing and see.
Jimmy Whisman
I'm gonna take a picture with. With Stormy Dan. One degree of separation away from one of the worst people.
Jimmy Pardo
You're like. You're like almost. You're like almost Igloo Brothers with Tom.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah, almost.
Jimmy Pardo
You might be.
Jimmy Whisman
She's married now, so I don't think there's a chance.
John Holmberg
Okay.
Jimmy Pardo
She's got boundaries. Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry. She promised herself in front of the Lord that she wouldn't do anything. Now you have to bang her.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah.
Jimmy Pardo
That's awesome. I'm proud of you and I'm happy for you beyond measure.
Jimmy Whisman
It means the most to me.
Jimmy Pardo
It doesn't really, but that's.
Jimmy Whisman
It really does. We've gone to Sons games, and I sat in your suite with you. That's true. I've come to your house, and it means that.
Jimmy Pardo
Well, that's very nice.
Jimmy Whisman
To wear your goddamn clothes.
Jimmy Pardo
That's true. I put you in Steeler stuff because you showed up.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah, because I'm there.
Jimmy Pardo
You're not dicking around.
Jimmy Whisman
Eat the food and watch the game. I got to wear the clothes?
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah. If you want to participate, you're going
Jimmy Whisman
to participate in the uniform. Stony Romas.
Jimmy Pardo
That's right. I was like, srp. I'm, like, getting the gear.
Jimmy Whisman
Put your up.
Jimmy Pardo
Get in the outfit. It's Such a cool thing. And it's. Man, every time I hear from you, it's like, God, you're not going to believe it. Believe this. And another great thing's happened.
Jimmy Whisman
It's the dumbest thing in the world. You're not gonna believe that. They're doing this for me again.
Jimmy Pardo
What's the. What's the newest episode? What are you guys focusing on?
Jimmy Whisman
So we're doing Adrian Peterson right now. We're doing a two part series on crime and sports. Small town murder. I forget so much because my therapist told me to pretend like James just made this story up this week because it's so traumatizing.
James (podcast co-host)
You're being desensitized.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah, it's a disaster, man. We're in a lot of trouble. We're not okay. That's what James and I say every week. We're not okay.
Jimmy Pardo
No, there's a. Yeah.
Jimmy Whisman
So I forget what, what episode we just did, but we've been doing some really good ones. There was one just recently in Mississippi, I think that's the one that comes out this week. It's pretty. Pretty.
Jimmy Pardo
Do you focus when you go to a town on that town's most like, is it like when you go to Tarrytown stuff in the area?
Jimmy Whisman
We'd like to, but we tour a couple of different shows, sometimes three, sometimes four around the country. So James will do one of the shows and I don't, I never know which one it is, so. And I drink a lot and I'm. I'm smoking a little more weed than usual so I forget a lot of things.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah. This is the business plan is awes
James (podcast co-host)
a core one that like sticks out over the years.
Jimmy Whisman
So we, we just did one in Oro Valley that in near Tucson and one of the. One of the family members just messaged me. It was something that she drank about for years and years and years to forget all the memories of it. And she was like, I didn't remember some of that stuff or she remembers it differently. I don't know if we were right or not. We take articles and court. Court depositions and affidavits and we use that as information because that's has to be facts. They're not allowed to put something out that's not a fact. So we use that as information and sometimes it can be wrong because it'll get like a relation of a person wrong. But I mean it's, it's, it's the. The tree's a bush.
Jimmy Pardo
You know what I mean?
Jimmy Whisman
The family tree's a bush. Everybody's related. It's fascinating.
Jimmy Pardo
That's so cool. Yeah. And it's such a good thing. Well, a Small Town murder is available wherever you podcast.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah, everywhere. We podcast on Netflix. Netflix. Your stupid opinions in crime and sports are everywhere.
Jimmy Pardo
I was minding my own business.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah.
Jimmy Pardo
Looking for whatever Netflix had to offer
Jimmy Whisman
in that massive stupid face.
Jimmy Pardo
And there's Jimmy Whisman. And I'm like, how do I know that pr. Wait a minute. Jimmy Wisman. And then you would text me, like, within a day.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah.
Jimmy Pardo
I said, I saw it. It's pretty great.
Jimmy Whisman
Don't worry.
Jimmy Pardo
I'm so happy I didn't go to
James (podcast co-host)
Whisman or the Bollywood action film.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah. You know what's weird? You might be the only person that's like, like, like part of the show in a weird way that's gone on to do stuff. Good.
Jimmy Whisman
Well, I appreciate it.
Jimmy Pardo
We don't have a coaching tree as well. Yeah, we really don't have anybody. Yeah. Everybody's Come on here is dead.
Jimmy Whisman
Swing away.
James (podcast co-host)
Yeah.
Jimmy Pardo
Their careers have all failed or they're dead.
Jimmy Whisman
I mean, you got Frank around, and Frank's terrific. I love him so much.
Jimmy Pardo
Oh, yeah, he's good.
Jimmy Whisman
Caliento's the best. And I. I want him to be more successful than he is.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah. Because when we met, he was flying high. Things just.
Jimmy Whisman
Yeah, you've been. You've been quite the weight on that weight like crazy.
Jimmy Pardo
There you go. Jimmy Westman is there. And what else you got to plug?
Jimmy Whisman
Anything that's mic drop comedy on March 10th. Small town murder at Stand Up Live and your stupid opinions at stand up live, March 21st. It's gonna be great. I'm really excited about this month. I'm heading out to Durham and Atlanta this weekend, so running around all over the place, doing these shows, selling huge theaters, and it's beautiful. And I. I'm really grateful.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah, it's awesome. We're happy to have you, Jimmy Whisman, a local winner, a legend in and amongst all of us, and we're happy for you.
Jimmy Whisman
Support local comedy. That's where it'.
Jimmy Pardo
Right. Unless it's terrible, which is the majority. There's a ton of it. Don't support. Why don't you guys ever say support?
Jimmy Whisman
Good looking?
Jimmy Pardo
Because you know, you.
Jimmy Whisman
Because there's only one.
Jimmy Pardo
Yeah, that's true. And there he goes. Make all the money, Jimmy. It's Jimmy Westman, everybody. It's 98.
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Jimmy Pardo
the phone and sing. Nine o' clock Word, which I am. Sorry, I was a little tardy with Orion. O R I O N. Orion or Orion. Orion. That's the one you go with right there for the nine o' clock word in the the all you live listeners that aren't listening to the podcast Orion nine o'. Clock. You plug it in there and you get it right. I'm happy for Jimmy.
Ashley (caller/listener)
I'm happy.
Jimmy Pardo
And it is weird. Isn't it strange that that's the thing that we do where, you know, the word local matters. It's a strange change, like seeing success from the local. There's others. I don't know, there's some sort of weird hope that comes with that. When you see a guy like Jimmy's like, oh, I knew you win and you grew up here in Shadow Mountain and all that. And then you see the success he's having. You're so happy for him. It's weird and there's no real reason for it. I'm not happy for anybody who had a good success story if they grew up in, in Tucson or San Diego or anything, I don't care. But if I've driven the same streets as them or hunger. Look at him going away in that 64. Okay, Camino, you're just so happy for him. He deserves it. He's a good dude. Jimmy and I have had a lot of chitter chatter back and forth so Small town murder is going to a long time.
James (podcast co-host)
I mean, it wasn't like it was just an overnight success.
Jimmy Pardo
It was pretty quick. But, yeah, you're right. They. These guys hit it pretty fast. And that goes, you know, I mean, they were. I remember when it first started, it was like a year, and he's sitting in here, and the next thing you know, he started to talk to me about, dude, we're touring.
John Holmberg
I'm like, what?
Jimmy Pardo
That's just great. So there is still that thing about locality that makes you proud. But there he goes right down the 52nd street in the city that he calls his own. And we don't have a lot of that in Phoenix. As big as the city is, you don't have a ton of.
Jimmy Whisman
We got Alice Cooper,
Jimmy Pardo
some new blood, man, Everybody we hang on to never really talks about us. Like Emma Stone and, okay, that's neat. But she couldn't wait to get out of here. It's not like she comes back and talks about, oh, we used to listen to you in the car. Michael Longfellow was on Saturday Night Live. He came in, he's like, oh, my God, it was so great to meet you guys. I listened when I was a kid and I was like, he was on snl, and then he's off SNL now. God knows what he's doing there.
James (podcast co-host)
Ah, bunch of baseball players.
Jimmy Pardo
Sure. In the old league, especially right now. Yeah. Austin Matthews. Like, you got good hockey and all that, but pretty good. Anyway, congrats to Jimmy, and that is pretty cool. So find it on Netflix and everything else. Some guy just emailed me. Justin said, when you're retired and you start listening to podcast, binge crime in sports, it's incredible for sports fans. Yeah, I've listened to that one a couple times. I have listened to podcasts. I just can't do it because I'll start, like, forming opinions based on other people's opinions, and that's. That's taboo for me. I can't help it.
Jimmy Whisman
I want.
Jimmy Pardo
I want to make my own opinions off of my own thing. Sometimes you can't be. You got to be influenced. But I. I can't listen to another podcast and think, oh, that's a good one. I'll take that, too. Sometimes you end up having the same opinions, but mine's never based on the fact that I listen to other people's stuff, but I would like to. And I know Jimmy does a great job on certain categories with everything. It's almost everything I don't like. I don't like Watching. The only one I kind of fall into is sports stuff and the religious stuff.
James (podcast co-host)
You seem to follow a couple of guys.
Jimmy Pardo
That isn't like following. That's educational. And it's not like I'm sitting there saying, I listen to a podcast. Podcast. I will find things. I watch. I, I watch live debate between theologians and atheists.
Jimmy Whisman
You've.
James (podcast co-host)
You've shared a couple with me.
Jimmy Whisman
I'm.
Jimmy Pardo
Oh, yeah, fascinating.
James (podcast co-host)
All of a sudden, next thing you know, you're going into more.
Jimmy Pardo
I will watch so much. They're just like, they do shows at theaters. It's not a podcast so much as it is just like, you know, Sam Harris versus whatever they put in front of him. The old Christopher Hitchens stuff. I used to, I loved that guy. I've read his book. I don't read and I've read his books, but I don't listen for opinion based stuff. I listen for people dissecting a real thing. It's like a math equation. But yeah, if they were podcasts, I couldn't listen because it would form my opinion better. Or steal it, basically. And I don't want to do especially comedy. Orion's the word for nine o'. Clock. We got the hot releases coming up next. It's 98.
James (podcast co-host)
It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee.
Jimmy Whisman
I have heard enough of this.
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Date: March 3, 2026
Host: John Holmberg & Crew (Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo, co-hosted with Jimmy Pardo, James, and more)
This high-energy studio episode catches up with Jimmy Whisman, Phoenix native and co-host of the hugely popular true-crime comedy podcasts Small Town Murder and Crime in Sports. The crew dives into Whisman’s journey from local standup and power company employee to national podcast star—with a Netflix contract. They reminisce about the Phoenix comedy scene, the growth of podcasting, and dish on everything from awkward club shows and weird radio execs to comedic treatment of murder cases, infamous public figures, and the burden of accidental fame.
The tone is fast, biting, and self-deprecating, full of banter and lampooning, but always circling back to celebrating the weird ways success can happen—especially to "local nobodies."
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For all the sarcasm and roasting, the episode is a celebration of unexpected paths to success, the joy (and occasional horror) of comedy-true-crime podcasting, and the DIY hustle—sprinkled with a healthy dose of local pride and gratitude.
“Support local comedy. That’s where it’s…” — Jimmy Whisman [31:21]