Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: March 4, 2025 Host: John Holmberg | 98 KUPD | Hubbard Radio
1. Introduction and Upcoming Guest Announcement
The episode kicks off at [00:35], with John Holmberg welcoming listeners to "Holmberg's Morning Sickness," Arizona's top morning radio show. John introduces his co-hosts Brady Bogen, Brett Vesely, and Dick Toledo, setting the stage for a lively and engaging morning ahead. A significant highlight of the show is the upcoming appearance of Kato Kaelin at around 8:00 AM, a figure John has been eager to discuss for years.
John Holmberg:
"Kato Kalin is going to join us a little later this morning in studio just for basically to satisfy my curiosities I've had for years."
[00:35]
2. Kato Kaelin and Public Reactions
The conversation delves into the anticipation surrounding Kato Kaelin's appearance. John expresses mixed public reactions, noting that some listeners are surprised and barely remember Kaelin's connection to the infamous O.J. Simpson trial. He shares anecdotes about how even those familiar with the story sometimes confuse Kaelin's role.
John Holmberg:
"People are saying things like, wait a minute, you're really having Cato in tomorrow? That is amazing. I'm 46. I remember everything."
[01:20]
The hosts discuss the varying perceptions of Kaelin's legacy, highlighting the generational gap in remembering key events from the 90s.
3. Defining Generational Events: O.J. Simpson vs. COVID-19
A substantial portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing what constitutes a defining generational event. John contrasts the pervasive impact of the O.J. Simpson trial in the 1980s with the more subdued collective memory of the COVID-19 pandemic.
John Holmberg:
"Each generation has a thing. You know, in the 60s, Kennedy, Martin Luther King had all. The whole 60s thing was a generational moment."
[03:00]
He argues that while the O.J. Simpson trial was a unifying event that captivated the entire nation, COVID-19 lacks a singular narrative and definitive 'bad guy,' making it less memorable as a defining moment.
Brady Bogen:
"People are mentioning Covid being the generational event."
[06:31]
John Holmberg:
"But it’s not absolutely true. We have to wait for the next one again, another 10 years or something huge happens."
[07:15]
The discussion touches on how events like the pandemic may not be as etched in collective memory due to their prolonged and multifaceted nature, contrasting sharply with the instant and intense media coverage of earlier events.
4. Celebrity Garment Auctions: JFK's Underpants and Zuckerberg’s Hoodie
Transitioning to a lighter topic, the hosts explore the recent auction of celebrity garments, specifically JFK's underpants and Mark Zuckerberg’s original Facebook hoodie.
John Holmberg:
"I’d even be interested in bidding on JFK's underpants. There’s a specific day that I would bid on. Outside of that, I don’t really want this guy’s skivvies too much unless I'm a DNA expert that can extract that and rebuild him."
[12:29]
The humorous debate continues as John laments the significance of owning such personal items, infusing humor into the conversation about trivial yet fascinating collectibles.
Brett Vesely:
"They thought it would go for about a thousand bucks. They’re pretty much dead on Kennedy’s underpants."
[15:44]
The team discusses the irony of high bids for seemingly mundane items, pondering how auction houses authenticate such pieces and the possibility of these items ending up in unexpected places.
5. Baltimore Ravens Offseason Drama: Ben Cleveland’s Personal Issues
Shifting gears, the discussion turns to the Baltimore Ravens' offseason turmoil surrounding offensive lineman Ben Cleveland. John shares the news of Cleveland's personal struggles, including his wife's affair and subsequent DUI arrest.
John Holmberg:
"Ben Cleveland's wife started having an affair, sleeping with other guys, and he got upset about it, got drunk and started driving around and got arrested for a DUI."
[17:03]
He humorously speculates on the potential impact of these events on the team's dynamics and Lamar Jackson's involvement.
John Holmberg:
"Maybe Lamar Jackson's giving it to her, which would be great, because then make a dumb adultery kid."
[18:58]
The conversation highlights the intersection of personal issues and professional sports, blending humor with genuine concern for the player's well-being.
6. Humorous Anecdotes on Affairs and Workplace Etiquette
The hosts engage in a series of comedic anecdotes about workplace relationships and the unwritten rules against engaging in affairs with colleagues' family members. These stories serve as a humorous reflection on boundaries and professional conduct.
John Holmberg:
"You can't have that. You can't do that. It’s ridiculous. Can't have that."
[27:27]
The dialogue is laced with jokes about fictional scenarios where coworkers might overstep personal boundaries, emphasizing the absurdity of such situations through exaggerated humor.
7. Upcoming Guest and Show Wrap-Up
As the episode nears its conclusion, John reiterates the impending arrival of Kato Kaelin and ensures listeners are tuned in for his segment.
John Holmberg:
"That's the thing about being Cato Kalin. That just has to f. With your brain all the time on the flight over."
[33:46]
He closes the episode with energetic encouragement for listeners to stay tuned, maintaining the show's signature lively atmosphere.
John Holmberg:
"Let's get a wake up song and scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake up. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station."
[34:06]
Notable Quotes
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John Holmberg:
"Each generation has a thing. You know, in the 60s, Kennedy, Martin Luther King had all."
[03:00] -
Brett Vesely:
"They thought it would go for about a thousand bucks. They’re pretty much dead on Kennedy’s underpants."
[15:44] -
John Holmberg:
"You can't have that. You can't do that. It’s ridiculous. Can't have that."
[27:27]
Conclusion
This episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" weaves together a tapestry of current events, historical reflections, and humorous storytelling. From the anticipation of Kato Kaelin's appearance to debates on generational landmarks and lighthearted banter about celebrity auctions and sports drama, John Holmberg and his co-hosts deliver an engaging and multifaceted morning show experience. Listeners are left entertained and informed, eagerly awaiting the in-depth conversation with Kato Kaelin later in the morning.