03-04-26 - FULL SHOW - WEDNESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness (98 KUPD) – Full Show Summary

Episode Date: March 4, 2026
Host: John Holmberg
Co-hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo

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Episode Overview

This episode delivers the signature irreverent, honest, and locally focused banter listeners expect from Arizona’s longest-running, top-rated morning show. Topics range from bizarre personal mishaps and media critiques to candid takes on sports news, gender politics, and the trials of aging. The hosts serve up a blend of crude humor, social commentary, and relatable stories, all while interacting heavily with their listener base.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Bizarre Mornings & Personal Disasters

• John’s Rocky Start:
  • John recounts his morning “pot of coffee” routine and an immediate, less-than-glamorous bathroom emergency. [02:23]
    • “If I can start the show every day...I think that’s my new thing, the let’s get her started with that.” —John
• Parking Lot Cactus Disaster:
  • John literally walks into a “spiny, tall cactus” in the station parking lot while distracted by his phone—humiliated by being spotted by a pretty colleague. [04:51]
    • “You know, then you fight it...I walked right into it.” —John
  • The rest of the crew breaks the event down with a mix of mockery and “what would you do?” logic.
  • The moral: If you do something dumb, it’s always in front of someone beautiful.

2. Satirical Media Critique: "War" as a TV Show

• John’s Take on News Coverage:
  • John describes current events (the Middle East conflict) as if it’s an over-the-top, poorly written TV series called “War”—lampooning real media's dramatic presentation and lack of logic. [08:54–22:30]
    • “The show I’m watching now that you guys should be binging to is called War. It’s on CNN and MSNBC, and they’re all running it, and Fox.” —John [09:09]
    • “It’s just bad writing...If the United States lost its top 50 people in a day, we’re surrendering.” —John [12:11]
  • The hosts mock the idea that after 48 leaders are killed, a government would still quickly function (debating lines of succession, poking fun at the very concept).
  • Fox’s bloodlust vs. MSNBC’s “news with a good cry” tone is ribbed harshly.

3. Listener Letters, Gender, and Political Satire

• Men, Women, Attraction, and Hypocrisy:
  • The crew debates whether looks or politics matter when it’s time for a romantic encounter, ultimately landing on “hotness trumps all.”
    • “If there’s a gorgeous model that wants to hit her knees for you...yeah, me too. Yeah.” —John [36:02]
    • “Technically, what I am is a beautiful human being. I like everyone so long as they’re good looking!” —John [38:54]
  • AOC, Cindy Crawford (MAGA version), and Margot Robbie are used as illustrative examples for bending on principle, all with tongue-in-cheek male bravado.

4. Kyler Murray's Cardinals Exit & Arizona Sports

• Kyler’s Farewell Note and Analysis:
  • John reads and reviews Kyler Murray’s statement to Arizona fans, dissecting the subtext and calling it “a bitch move” for blaming team failings on the organization during his goodbye. [47:03–55:27]
    • “That is such a bitch move. That is a line that basically takes a swing at the Cardinals. 77 years they’ve sucked and I couldn’t pull them out.” —John [48:54]
  • Mixed takes: The panel debates if Murray is to blame or a talented athlete wasted by a dysfunctional franchise.
  • Commentary extends to terrible NFL franchises, with particular ridicule for the Cardinals and Bengals.
  • Would John take Kyler on his Steelers? “In a second.” [53:28]
• Quick Digs on Garoppolo, Organization Choices:
  • Riffing on handsome but mediocre QBs (“He’s touching butts. Call me if you need me!” —John on Jimmy G. [61:56])

5. Menopause, Marriage, and Male Coping

• Letter from a Gynecologist Listener:
  • A Houston listener Dr. Ben shares menopause advice for men; the crew riffs candidly and brutally:
    • “If your wife complains about menopause symptoms...my advice to all the men who have this is to get the out.” —Dr. Ben [65:41]
    • Menopause symptoms don’t go away; personality changes are likely permanent, says the doc.
    • “If she remains unaffected, she is absolutely crazy. Is going to kill you.” [65:51]
  • The hosts escalate the satire: likening wives to loyal old dogs and inventing comedic “euthanasia” scenarios for when things become unbearable.
  • The show pokes at gender double standards, male insensitivity, and women’s responses (“Sorry Karen!”), all as part of their trademark boundary-pushing humor.

6. Mount Rushmore of Workplace Sitcoms

• [44:28] — The show briefly teases “Mount Rushmore” podcast content; Scrubs is a debated workplace sitcom.

7. News & Pop Culture Nuggets

• Fun Facts:
  • First film with a web page? Stargate (1994).
  • Jeanette Rankin, first woman in Congress (but couldn’t vote for herself).
  • Plants do not clean air as well as people think—you’d need one per square foot!
• Listener Emails:
  • Multiple tongue-in-cheek complaints about menopause and gender, especially from one “Karen”—whose self-serious email sets off a long comedy thread.
• Viral/Weird News:
  • Lane-splitting motorcycles, the world’s smallest arcade machine, and a bone broth cocktail trend all get quick treatment.
  • Outlooks on strip clubs, local business, and female employment ethics—sparked by Atlanta Hawks' "Magic City Night." [129:08–137:00]

8. Rock Wars Music Segment

• Theme: Song for Kyler Murray as he departs Arizona.
  • Winner: Chevelle – "Letter from a Thief" [153:07]
    • “He's gonna be thieving all the money for the next couple years and not doing a damn thing.” —Brett

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• On Media Satire:
  • “It’s a soap opera, it’s like it goes nowhere and ends.”—Toledo, on the news cycle as “War” [24:04]
• On Succession Absurdity:
  • “After 12 dudes, you’re not a country anymore.” —John [13:14]
• On Looks vs. Politics:
  • “I’ll let anyone into my life as long as they’re good looking, no matter what they believe. I’m an acceptor, Brett.” —John [38:54]
• On Male Menopause:
  • “Imagine if men sunk up like women? That job site would be a war zone.” —Listener Chris [100:46]
• Calling Out Hypocrites:
  • “If women get paid less all the time, how come employers don’t just hire all women?” —John [139:42]

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Notable Timestamps

• [02:23] – The bathroom emergency and cactus incident
• [08:54–22:30] – Satirical news-as-TV commentary (“War”)
• [47:03–55:27] – Kyler Murray analysis and NFL team philosophy
• [65:41–74:00+] – The menopause/gynecologist letter & riffing
• [129:08–137:00] – Debate over Atlanta Hawks’ Magic City (strip club) Night
• [149:31–153:07] – Kyler goodbye song voting (“Rock Wars”)
• [155:02] – “Broad writes in” email and women-on-women menopause critique

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Tone, Language & Structure

The show’s language is raw, darkly funny, and self-deprecating, with a distinctively male, blue-collar edge. Listeners are frequently the butt of the joke but also the show’s lifeblood, as the hosts riff off email reactions. The tone swings wildly from affectionate mockery (“Sorry, Karen!”) to broad satire and actual reflections on masculinity, aging, and local culture.

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Perfect For

• Fans of edgy, honest morning radio who like a blend of local commentary, crude humor, and smarter-than-expected cultural critique
• Listeners interested in Arizona sports, the absurdities of modern life, and lively, unscripted conversation

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Quick Reference: Important Segments

| Timestamp | Segment | Highlights | |-----------|--------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------------| | 02:23 | John’s morning from hell | Coffee, cactus disaster, embarrassment | | 08:54 | "War" TV show satire | Media critique, government succession mockery | | 47:03 | Kyler Murray’s farewell & passive-aggression| Sports, leadership, media relations | | 65:41 | Menopause letter & rant | Gender, aging, medical advice meets humor | | 129:08 | Strip club “empowerment” & Magic City Night| Social perceptions, female employment | | 149:31 | Rock Wars – Kyler’s exit song | Chevelle, voting, listener involvement |

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Final Note

This episode is bursting with robust local color, smart-dumb banter, and intentionally boundary-trolling dialogue—it exemplifies why Holmberg’s Morning Sickness has survived and thrived so long. If you want unfiltered takes on news, sports, sex, and society—with more than a few groan-and-guffaw moments—this is a must-listen.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

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[C]

That's a triple.

[B]

Three days in a row I've done it. This is the third straight day I'm going home. This is the morning sickness. It's 5:45. How are you? Try to say something right before the mics come on to set the tone. It's a rough start to the morning. Got here and realized that the pot o coffee treatment I've been giving myself each every day for the last couple months. Full pot of coffee to start today. Full pot and about a quarter of a gallon of hazelnut mix. Sugar free of course. Don't want my feet to fall off. And it kicked in. Usually it's about 12:30, one o' clock that I can paint pipes but this morning that wasn't the case. So I luckily have that second house over here close to the station for that purpose. I absolutely wrecked it. Then I hopped in the shower and cleaned up. I feel great. Great way to start the day though. It's an amazing thing. So I got that going. If I can start the show every day, you know what I'm doing right now is going to eventually not get to Brett and Brady right before we turn the mic. So I don't know that one probably always will. Pretty good one but I'll have something I'm gonna I think that's my new thing. It's the let's get her started with that. And then yesterday my start to the day stunk and my end to yesterday here at station stunk. I, I, I was leaving. They had the fire alarms going off in the station yesterday so this big test and everybody's blowing up fire alarms

[C]

scared the crap out of me.

[B]

Did it? They told you?

[C]

I know I was coming but I was in the studio recording something and right when you're doing all of a

[B]

sudden it was 10:30 and everybody was standing outside and we were all waiting for the guy said okay, here we go. Blew the thing up. So there's loud. So a whole bunch of people were outside. I'm watching them through the window and I'm like all right, when that dissipates I'll go out and leave. It's ridiculous. So I get out of there. I had stuff died beast were at 11. So I was like I gotta go, I want to wander through this thing. So I as I'm leaving yesterday I'm getting a text from it was actually hella Stray who I was going to go meet with and I'm walking through the parking lot which I'VE been through I don't know how many times. So, you know, you walk by the sidewalk to my car, and then. And then you got. I got to walk through a little bit of desert landscaping to get to the car. And I've done this 100,000 times the last 10 years of being here. And the only part of that chat GPT show that, you know. So Audrey, she's. She was out there.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

She's very pretty and super sweet girl. And don't see him much. I never see the other guys, but she. She's.

[C]

She.

[B]

Yeah, she's. She's the. You know, she's nice. And, you know, as my dad would say, no, no, no to look at. So I didn't see her, but she's parked in her car. She's in it. And I didn't know that. And I'm texting hella stray back, and I walked right into one of those spiny, tall cactuses. I mean, I walked right into the heart of that thing. Just, you know, they're the. They just. They look dead.

[C]

You didn't break it?

[B]

No, they're just the, you know, the one I parked by, it's the sticks.

[C]

That.

[B]

Kind of.

[C]

Pretty thick.

[B]

It's not a cactus.

[D]

Coca trees or something.

[B]

Is that what that is? I don't know. They're just sticks with giant thorns on them. Let me tell you. They're not comfortable to wander into. It's not like bouncing off an oak. You stick to it for a little bit.

[C]

Spears in them.

[B]

Yeah, well, tell me. Tell me about that. Because I know firsthand that there are spears in them, Brady. But they're just. And it's not like the thing isn't visually warning you that it's. You don't go. You don't hit it and go, this has thorns. That's all it is, is just thorns. And then I. You know, then you fight it for a second because it's. I walked right into it.

[C]

Is it a yucca plant?

[B]

I don't know. And then you walk away saying, who saw that? Like, hopefully no one saw me. Yeah, you do the look around, and I look over, and the only. The only beautiful person in the whole building is in her car just staring at me. So I gave them. I'm sure that. Because they don't like us at all,

[C]

that's a good half hour for.

[B]

Well, they're not going to talk about it on the air because that would be interesting. You know, they don't do it.

[C]

She'd bring it up.

[B]

She should have her own show, because that would be interesting. But they're not going to do that. But she. Yeah. So hopefully she saw the aftermath because I bounced right into it and then just fought it for a second with a few punches. And then you.

[C]

Did you play it off like you did?

[B]

No, there was no playing it off there. No, I never do that. I did that on purpose. That to me, is the dumbest thing people do.

[C]

I know.

[B]

I meant to do it. You walked into a cactus. Of course. You mean you don't. What are you talking about? I meant that. No, complete human error. Yeah. Just malfunctioned in a huge way. Walked right into it, not paying attention. And. And then fought the tree for a good second and a half. I mean, I wailed on it. I was afraid.

[D]

Who won?

[B]

Oh, it got me, but I got no marks. I got one here that's pretty good.

[C]

I mean, to get away from that. Then it didn't get you?

[B]

No, but it hurt. Yeah, but I'm like, oh, I got. I thought I'd look down like I'd been broken. Needle in your arm. Oh, I thought for sure I'd have blood pouring on nothing. Not like I'm gonna try it again to prove my point. But. Yeah, it's never someone hideous who sees you doing that. It's every time you do something like that. You look up and it's like, oh, just so happened right over here next door at the Video West. They're doing a bikini shoot right in the parking lot. And that's who I walked. That's so. And then she's probably thinking, oh, he was looking at me and walked into a cactus. Which wasn't the case because that does happen. Like a doodle. See a hot girl and then bang into a parked car or something stupid.

[C]

So.

[B]

And then today I start the day with a guttural growl that was less a warning and more an alarm. It was like, hey, pot of coffee. Because I didn't have my pot of coffee movement yesterday.

[D]

Oh, so it was brewing.

[B]

Yes. It was a two day. It was two pots of coffee ready to take. And it took me. It. It. Yeah. It was a. It was a wrestling match, and I was not gonna win. I. I gave in. I gave in. It was as. It was as inevitable as aging. What happened to me? And I was like, you. You own my body. I rag dolled, but it was a strong but. Five flushes. I started to clean up. Well, yeah. And then I reached down and I'm like, this cleanup is pointless. I needed, you know, the people From Dub soap and Palmolive to come. Like, there was oil on ducks. So I was like, I just quit a new commercial. Yeah, I just quit immediately. It should be a commercial. It's like, we haven't had an oil spill for a while, so. Did you ever crap so hard it's on your knees, you don't want to get in the shower? That it was, you know, so soft. It can. It was bad. So I just hopped into the shower, turned the floor brown. Good morning this morning, everybody. But I feel fantastic now. Great way to start today. A great way. And I'm also. I tell you, it was quick. It's almost like the way I feel about Landman. I liked the show Landman for the first five or six episodes. And then I'm like, the writing's a little lazy. The acting's really bad. Except for Billy Bob. Like, I don't know if I'm gonna. I don't want to apologize for a show just because I put time in. And I think so many people do that where they realize the show starts to stink. Like, it takes a turn and you're like, oh, this isn't any good. The show I'm watching now that you guys should be binging to is called War. It's on CNN and msnbc, and they're all running it, and Fox. And I was slightly behind. Yeah, I was watching War last night. I don't want to spoiler alert, but early on in the series, we killed. Evidently, the side that you root for killed 48

[C]

higher ups.

[B]

Yeah, the 48 from the top down there. They keep saying. I mean, the plot is like. It's hinging on the fact that we killed 48 leaders. Now, Jack Bauer from 24 used to try to go after the head of the snake, and that usually dismantled whoever was attacking. And then usually in the last couple hours, two or three of the underlings would take it. And Jack Bauer was really, like, strapping to get those. Well, that was a good show because it always led you to believe, you know, these operations, you got to kill that you got to get the head of the snake in the theme.

[C]

Yeah, they all say it.

[B]

So this plot point they've got in the show is that they right off the bat, they get you with bombs, and then 48 of the enemy's leaders are gone. So then yesterday, they're like, oh, they got another one. And I'm like, that's. Oh, that's almost 50. And then. And then the whole show takes this big spin to, like, now they're attacking Cyprus and I'm like, who? Like, you forgot to write that part in. So now. Now the plot's gotten where I don't even believe it's so. It's so far fetched.

[D]

Turning into Game of Thrones for you now.

[B]

Well, yeah, it's the same thing. Who wrote this?

[C]

One of the main heads of the snake.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

They're having a three day funeral.

[B]

Well, yeah, they're. But here's the thing though, Brady.

[C]

Do they stop and let you.

[B]

Let me put it this way, because I don't like to apologize for bad writing. And TV shows are mostly sloppy. Like you said, like, it's Game of Thrones. You get to the end and you're like, oh, the writing couldn't keep up with this awesome idea. And that's what's going on with War on Fox, cnn, and msnbc. Great show. Up till last night. They're lobbing bombs at like, Riyadh and they've got, you know, the bad guys are shooting drones into stuff and in Kuwait and all sorts of places. Like, wow, this is a. The plot twist is that they're bombing people who are kind of their friends. And then I'm like, wait, if the United States. If the news came out on the United States and the Iranian leader came out and said, I have killed the top 50 people, who the hell's telling the army to do anything?

[C]

Yeah, who's left?

[B]

It's just bad writing because I know for a fact if the United States lost its top 50 people in a day, we're surrendering. Like, we're not gonna. Like, there's a couple of dudes that'll go rogue a little bit and toss them. Who's in charge of the drones? If. Who's making the call? And how did they sort that out so fast? If we lost our. Wait, if we lost our top 50 guys.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

No one would know who's in charge. Even the 51st dude would be like, it's me. There'd be like a week of sorting out, like constitutional stuff and paperwork going, all right, if he's dead, then Brett's in charge of. Brett's dead. Then. Then I guess Toledo's in charge. And if Toledo's dead, then I guess Chris from the sports stations, if he's dead. Like, they couldn't figure it out fast enough to have calls coming in. So they go, all right, launch a few more drones. Like, who the hell are you? I'm the mayor of Tehran. Teepee copy. Like, oh, are you in charge? I need some paperwork.

[C]

Well, they haven't. I don't know how many steps it's gone down, but, you know, the vice president steps in.

[B]

I understand.

[C]

And then that stuff.

[B]

Yeah, I understand. 4.

[D]

You don't get to the 50th.

[B]

No government is prepared to have a flowchart to the 51st. Dude.

[C]

It seems like, I don't know, one time, like when a governor died, the wife stepped in.

[B]

Well, that happened with Sonny Bono, for God's sakes. His wife just.

[C]

He hit a tree, she took his spot.

[B]

But that's my point. And then how do they know. How does the United States us. We could not for the life of us agree who the 51st most powerful person in the. Who's 51st in the line of succession. We would have fights for months on who's in charge.

[D]

Now we got C words in Washington.

[B]

I mean, you know, in the world would say, all right, you're 51st in charge. We figured out that flowchart. We wouldn't even think about it.

[C]

They don't want that to happen. That's when the military steps in. General or something.

[B]

Yeah, well, there's no. The generals are who we've killed. We took out all their top generals, too. There's some sergeant who's in charge of the whole thing. Maybe. Okay, no country on the planet. Private Joker, you're right. No, I mean, who's saying this like I am? Are you sure? No, there. There would be so much infighting that you wouldn't even have bombs going off. So the writing got sloppy last night with war, and I'm like, oh, if they're going to continue this way, it's no good.

[D]

Well, Taylor Sheridan's been pretty busy with all his new shows, so, I mean, I think, you know, he needs to step over into this one.

[B]

You can't. I mean, I get Brady, you're trying to say, oh, yes, we know the president pro tempest to have that. Yeah, they don't have it up to the 50th guy. Everybody agrees that after 12 dudes, you're not a country anymore. After 12 guys die, you've lost. And if we say, oh, we killed 48 of them in a day and they're already organized enough to launch, it's a. It's just bad writing. That's all it is, just really bad. The show has taken a bad turn. It's going to be tough to the dig out from under this. I don't think that. I don't know. And then they had a great thing last night, a good plot twist. The Ms. Now people stopped cover. Like, war took us. You know how sometimes you're watching, like, ah, it's like Gangs of London. It's just all action, and then they swing over to this, like, moment where you're like, oh, this is great. They introduced a new character last night called Melania, and she gave a speech to the UN about how we need to promote peace through education. And right on the heels of that, the awesome writers at Ms. Now did a story about how he killed a bunch of kids in an Iranian school and then played Melania. Talking about schools are important. Oh, it was great. What a. Oh, it was a diabolical, emotional twist. 50 people top, and we're sure of it. We're positive of it. We couldn't name Donald Trump, Barack Obama, Joe Biden. We could not name. I'm not saying it's a side. None of them could agree on who the 51st person in charge in this country is. None of them. But we know Iran's top 49.

[C]

That's why we need the trading cards.

[B]

Well, yeah, but you can have them all day, but they're not in order. Casey kasem only did 40 a week, and that was with pretty good research and numbers and stuff. We didn't.

[C]

John, I think they exaggerated on that.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. The writing's bad. It's like a. It's like a billion zillion. Anyway, I was real into war. I was, like, popping popcorn. I'm in it. I'm watching last night. I'm like, guys, come on. How much are you asking me to buy here? It's an awful lot. It's an awful lot. It's like Face off and Mission Impossible. Movies are for. I'm sorry. If you liked it. You're one of the dumbest people on the planet if that plot had you, because it's just bad writing. And when they'd get into corners, they'd take faces off. They're like, oh, they wrote themselves. They painted themselves into a corner and then had the magic of, I'm not really who you think I am. That's what Knight Rider used to do.

[C]

He was never, you know, Tom Cruise,

[B]

we're not talking about.

[C]

Ethan Hunt was never assigned to say, you got to take 50 people out.

[B]

No, it's not how it works. You can take out seven, and then a country kind of looks around going, we still got it. I think we can figure it out. Okay, it's. Jesus Christ. It's. It's that Al Green guy with the Cane, you're in charge. And then America would be like, I don't want him in charge. And then. And then we in fight. And the whole place called.

[D]

Nothing would ever get done.

[B]

Somebody has to go time. There's no timeout from Iran. There's still. There's still somebody making phone calls there. Or their military is just a bunch of rogue dudes who are like, let's bomb uae. Nah, I'm not buying it. The plot twist was bad. It's like the Star wars sequels. Like, guys, nobody's buying into this. This has just gotten silly.

[C]

Anyway, it goes in the order of, like, when the state was founded. Well, looks like the governor of Arizona takes over.

[B]

Here's the other thing, you know, trickles down. In order for this to work properly, for the plot to actually work. And that's why I'm really. If I was a. If I was a teacher and I was, you know, literature teacher, I'd be like, hey, your story doesn't add up, because in order for this to work, you'd had to kill them in order to not have mass confusion. And. And we killed 48 of them. But if we didn't kill them in order, you know, I'd have to make some calls going, hey, I'm pretty sure Brady was 43rd. Is he around? No, he's gone. Damn it. And there's a. There's number 51. Has to be dialing up the first. It doesn't. It doesn't make.

[C]

Yeah, because it was all in a

[D]

row, like, waiting in line at the deli with a little ticket. Now to get some next.52.

[B]

Now the deli ticket numbers. Like, I must.52, please. Hang on. God, hang on. I don't want to run this thing. And then number 52, who wasn't real qualified for the gig, is standing there like, you're in charge. What do we do next? Like, we surrender. We're getting our ass kicked. If I'm in charge. If it came down to the 52nd person in the United States, the only responsible thing to do is quit.

[C]

Well, we might want to shut it down.

[B]

Yeah, I'm. I am the. Are you sure? Your supreme leader. Okay, where do I sign the treaty? These people are in charge. We're losing.

[D]

Imagine it being like in this building. We get down to the promo, kids.

[B]

Oh, my God. Oh, exactly. Yeah, says John. You're absolutely right. I went to Chatgpt. Our presidential order of Succession stops at 18. That's the US of A. Geez, that's pretty deep. That's Pretty deep.

[D]

I didn't think it went that deep, to be honest with you.

[B]

But 18, that's if there's a strike. Right? We even do that in Congressional, like, state of the unions and stuff. We keep a few people out just in case somebody tries to blow up all of our leaders at once. And it's agreed upon beforehand who's gonna sit out. Like, you're in charge if this thing blows up. It's like, you know, when your dad leads and goes, you're the man of the house, but he has to ask 50 people first. And then you. It's like you are getting down to one of the worst qualified. It doesn't add up. And war's getting a little silly. It was good.

[C]

Their leadership set up a little different than ours.

[B]

Is it.

[C]

You think it's because they got the top 50?

[B]

Yeah. You think it's structured to, like, okay, remember, you're 51st. If 50 of us die, you are in charge, and I have faith in you. You don't have faith in the 50th, dude. That's. That's two baseball teams. Plus you're going to the double A. There's 25 on a squad in the pros. There's like 30 on a triple A team. And you don't trust five of those guys. And now you go down to the Double A guys, and now you're putting them in charge of the whole shebang. It's like making them GM of the Yankees the next day. It's just. It's just not a believable plot point. Oh, yeah. Death is the word for 6am that's appropriate working out great. The word for 6am for our Metallica disappear to the sphere is death. I'm trying to watch things without being political because I've recognized that if there's commercials. This is the thing I've always said, if there's commercials, what you're watching is just entertainment. There's no real. There's no real information coming your way now. It's a real event, but they're not really informing you. They're trying to entertain you. And so I'm watching this whole war thing as if it were a TV show. Man, did it start off great.

[D]

So is this like Mad Men for you? The first time through? It's like, oh, man, this is great. And then you get to the end, you're like, man, yeah, you're not gonna like.

[B]

It would be like if season three sucked. It's Ozarks is what it is. Ozarks. The first two season like this is great. And then the 16 year old girl was the smartest person on the planet. And I'm like, I can't watch this. This is terrible. She's outsmarting everyone at every turn. And they kept pointing out how young. I'm like, come on, this hillbilly is the smartest drug dealer in all of Arkansas. And that. No. And then it just got dumb. And that's what war is doing. War is really getting stupid. And I don't. And that's. It's the fault of the writers. You could have told me they had their top 10 guys out. I'd have bought you 48. And then you're bragging about getting the 49th guy. We don't know who their 49th guy is. We've deleted the top 49 people coming in at number 50. Like at least tell me who's next if you know we're looking for this guy. And then take that technology and find that goddamn Nancy Guthrie and let's get over this. I'm watching two shows right now. The Nancy Gu. They talk leads. It's bad. It's bad writing.

[A]

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[B]

It's John Holmberg here from the morning sickness and it's time to Talk about my friend. TVs Doug Hopkins of my home group and Doug Hopkins dot com. Doug buys houses for cash as is. No repairs, no showings, none of that usual stress. He knows the Phoenix market inside and out, and he makes the process simple. You need to sell fast. Divorce, relocation, inherited property, whatever. TV's Doug Hopkins is a guy who puts his money where his mo mouth and start the process at Doug Hopkins.com or grab the phone and sing along. Sickness. It's. It's.

[D]

It's a soap opera. It's like it goes nowhere ends.

[B]

Yeah. Nancy Guthrie is basically the Lost. Remember the show Lost?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Again, they. They a couple seasons there where they were just dragging out the plot because they had nowhere to go. And it's like, well, we've already talked about this. Move the story along.

[D]

Yeah, I tuned out of that.

[B]

Yeah, it's. Most people have that. That show's boring now.

[C]

Maybe the two young girls they found in suitcases in Cleveland will take.

[B]

That's a thing.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

What show is that?

[C]

Shallow. Great.

[B]

Oh, I like that.

[C]

Is that on Walking their dog. And also the dog.

[B]

What does. What network is that?

[C]

I just saw it on this.

[B]

Oh, man. Maybe that'll be on when War's not. I like this show War. And I love the. This is the best Ms. Now can be. Because, man, oh, man, what they do is show War the show. And then they have. They add this extra part that the other stations aren't adding to that called estrogen. Loads of it. And they just fill war with estrogen and feelings and emotions, and it is misguided as anything you've ever seen in your life. You can't have that much sadness and emotion and trauma. And then war also, it just doesn't matter. That's why women can't be in charge of that stuff is because there's too much empathy. And this is a compliment, ladies. You're nicer than us. You're more empathetic. You're compassionate. But you watch Ms. Now and watch those people get empathetic and loving because of War. Oh, it just. You just. There's no win in that. You can't have that kind of. You can't have emotion involved in it. Hilarious. Ms. Now is more like the sitcom version of War because you can't not laugh your ass off at how sad they get over stuff. They don't know what they're rooting for, but they just know it's all bad.

[C]

Every once in a while, they. They crack up, break, you know, like, start crying.

[B]

Oh, they're on Ms. Now. They're sobbing. They find people to cry, and then they like, they just literally miss now is news with a good cry. Like, it's like a lady. I just need a good cry. Like, they try to give you hard hitting news, and even they can't take it. And then they start crying or whining about something, they're bitching. They should have a glass of red wine next to everybody who delivers the news on Ms. Now because these people are struggling getting this info out.

[D]

Live from Postino's.

[B]

Yeah, Ms. Ma. Live at Postino's. Guys, I just can't right now. I just need to vent a little. I don't need to solve the problem. Brett, just listen. I just need to be heard more. Bruschetta, please. Hold on. The brushette. I don't like the one with honey. It makes my hands sticky. And right now, I can't deal with sticky hands and war.

[C]

Omg, breaking news.

[B]

Okay, here we go. What happened now? You know what I think happened here, Rachel? You know what? I don't need you to mansplain this to me right now. It's enough that I'm absorbing war. Well, I just thought maybe you wanted to know the strategic. Oh, you know you're gonna solve it. Okay, thank you.

[C]

One star. Okay.

[B]

The white savior's here to make sure everybody's happy. Oh, man. Mississippi. Now is the best one to watch war on because they get, like, sad and emotional and creepy about it. Fox is the opposite. They can't bomb enough stuff and kill enough people. I mean, there is a.

[D]

Like, they're taking donations for more bombs.

[A]

They.

[C]

We got some incredible footage on this. Check it out.

[B]

They love showing body bags and going, got another one. And that's like, man, this is the. That's. They do the opposite Ms. Now. They add too much testosterone to war, and it gets a little bit crazy.

[C]

Coming in at 47.

[B]

Yeah, we killed again. Number 48 is dead. I'm like, you had a chart down to 50. I don't buy it. Anyway, they got an office pool in the newsroom.

[D]

All right, 30 bombs today. What do you got?

[B]

What do you got? You'd think the general had lost his mind of the whiteboard because I've written 50 names on this board, and these are the top 50 people. Like, we're not killing all of them at once. And we can get 30. We get 30 of those guys, we've won the war. Ah, well, maybe. No, they're not prepared up to 51. They're just stepping into and there's no office.

[C]

They asked a local and he told them yes. This was 48. Yeah, that's 40.

[B]

Here's the other plot twist in war that I'm not buying. We've killed their Internet. So if you're the 51st guy in charge, like, you can't even zoom call to tell everybody, like, all right, I'm the new guy. Nobody knows you're in charge.

[C]

Internet.

[B]

No banking ass is done. There's nothing. Yeah, and yet they can. They in three days can discern who the 52nd most powerful guy. You're next. Yes, sir. Would you like another sandwich? No. You're no longer a sandwich shop owner. You are the president of the. Okay, so he goes out and does a speech to no one. I don't know. Iranian president. Nobody voted for me on 51st. I used to run the blimpies. Anyway, it's garbage. It's garbage writing. It's just garbage. So this should be over soon.

[D]

Someone called David Chase. He hasn't been doing anything lately.

[B]

Get the Sopranos guys on this and start this plot point. Then get this. The story arc took a terrible turn yesterday. I want to love this show, but I can't because it's just too far fetched. And then. Yeah, and then I try to go back to like, an old comfort food and the Nancy Guthrie thing, and that is just stalled out. Yeah, we need to find a finger or something to make that thing juice up again. People, people, stop looking for.

[C]

Show us a sign.

[B]

Who?

[C]

The. Whoever has her. Oh, yeah, they've been asking for.

[B]

Yeah, the bad guys. The bad guys aren't interesting. You need him to pop by. Just even like Darth Vader used to walk down a hall, and you're like, we need a bad guy to pop off.

[D]

Well, didn't Savannah show up down there and throw flowers at her on her driveway or something this weekend?

[B]

Did she just drive by and throw flowers?

[D]

She's been gone a month. What do you want me to do? Should I be doing

[B]

Just drive by and. That's for you, mom. Somebody gotta clean that up.

[D]

She didn't want to spend any more time in Tucson.

[B]

Well, also, here's a good plot twist I would write this in, is that the family of the Guthrie's are at the point now where there's some infighting with them on what to do with the house, because technically they're all locked up right now with mom's inheritance. And you know that deadbeat brother down there is wanting some of that. So he's like, Savannah, it's time. We just said she's gone. And Savannah's got all her money. She's like, no, we're holding on to hope. And this guy wants some cash, and he's so. He's trying to push that mom's dad so he can get. So he can collect. And Savannah's keeping alive, so they're gonna probably end up killing each other. That would. That's how I would write. Well, that's a good plot. See? Thank you. That's good writing.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

That's what you don't see coming. The United family mourning their mother. But after a month, the poorest one's like, well, we should probably start divvying up her stuff. And then everybody's like, you sick bastard. And then they start fighting. It's a good.

[D]

I want the house.

[B]

Right. Somebody does. Anyway, I'm having trouble finding stuff I like to watch since the Olympics are over and war was pretty good. I'm like that. They rolled it out, like, the day after the Olympics ended, too. That was smart. You don't want to distract everybody with American hockey and war. It's too much. Good show, though. Well, we'll see. Maybe later today, though, they'll do something to make me go, oh, that's how they know 50 first guys in charge. But if we come out again and go, we got 10 more, and, like, that's 61.

[C]

Remember when we sent 15,000 more troops in there? I didn't realize we had 35,000 there already.

[B]

They're everywhere, remember? Well, that's the thing we always talk about on Veterans Day. It's like, when there's no, like, conflict, you just assume all the military guys are fat and happy here in a base somewhere, you know, over a papago. There's, like, hundreds of thousands of troops all over the place. Not at home. Yeah. Now we can pretty much check this off the box that we got these guys. Well, who's going to be. Come on. Remember when we were trying to kill bin Laden on that show years ago, and they. All they kept doing was killing number twos. I got a lot of number twos. There's a certain point of me that has to say our system isn't as good as theirs. You know, if they can tell you, you know, and keep it together after 50 people get killed. And then all those promotion meetings that they had with Al Qaeda, the new number two. Like, there was a lot of, like, hugging and celebrating and, like, nights out at Applebee's, because I know it's for the Wrong reasons. I wish it was more pleasant, but, Brett, you're now the number two in Al Qaeda. It's like, wow. I never thought this day would come. I don't like how it happened, but when Mahala Hahala Halak was killed, I realized I had to step into his shoes. Next man up. This one says, what happens after the top 18 in the United States gets obliterated? So since the law does not provide a next 10 after the 18th position, the government relies on continuity of government protocols. If the top 18 were gone, surviving members of the House would meet to elect a new speaker. Would never happen. No, would never happen. The Senate option. Simultaneously surviving senators would elect a new president pro tempor, and that would be the third person in charge, which makes you technically 21st, but it's got to go through an election process. The designated Survivor, which is a Kiefer Sutherland show. Pretty great. During major events. The entire lineup, they pull a guy like I was talking about, they. But if we did that and we. And they didn't have one, does that run like. Who's 18? I don't know. Nobody knows. If we got 18 dead people in a row.

[C]

Brady, Secretary State.

[B]

All right, but if 18 are gone, we're not a country anymore. We're done. They win. They win. Iran's still got access to its planes. That's silly. That's silly writing.

[A]

17th is the Secretary of Veterans Affairs. 18th is the Secretary of homeland security.

[B]

And they know that.

[A]

Yes, they know that. They know the top 18, but.

[B]

Yeah, you're telling me right now the secretary of homeland affairs doesn't think he deserves the job over the. Oh, yeah, yeah. She's showing up in tax. You think right now, in this country, the more organized one compared to Iran, Maybe we lose 17 people and Congress looks over and goes, who's next? And Kristi Noem's like me that we aren't just gonna bomb ourselves. You think Ms. Now's crowd is gonna let Kristi Noem take the reins for five minutes? They're killing her, too.

[A]

Jen Psaki's head would explode.

[B]

It would never end. They have an agreement that the 51st guy can still launch drones. We would never. We would never do it. Oh, my God. I. Half of me wants to paint myself brown and just wander around causing trouble in case I get to meet Kristi Noman. Ice gets me. I like that. Kristi Noem. I don't care about her politics. I'm old school. If you're hot, your politics are what I think, too. At least to your Face nothing about. I never understood that. Had the dude email me yesterday when Jimmy Whisman was on, he goes, I thought that comedian was hilarious. Really enjoyed him till he revealed himself as a lib cuck. Screw that guy. Hard pass. And I'm like, was he funny up to that? Yep. And all he said was, trump's a bad person. He can feel that way and still be funny. Can he? Nope. If there's a gorgeous model that wants to hit her knees for you and the thing she says right before is, don't you just hate Donald Trump? Yep. Yeah. Me. I do. I do, too. I think we should be socialists. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

But it doesn't like my politics. Being for sale in the moment changes nothing. Soul changes nothing. I could keep my core foundations to myself for eight minutes of a blowjob. I think Mom, Donnie's the smartest man in America. Me, too. But we don't do that anymore. Remember when we were a quality nation, we used to lie to women to get blown. We'd tell them anything. Not anymore. They pipe off with, if she has a MAGA hat on, but she looks like Cindy Crawford in her heyday. There are people who'd be like, never. You're out of your mind. You're idiots. We've lost our way, Twinks. Indeed you are. Officially. You know how I know you're gay? You wouldn't let MAGA Cindy Crawford blow you. I've got principles. You're an idiot. That's your biggest one. Wow. Margot Robbie wants to blow you and talk a little about socialism. Like, in what order?

[D]

Sign me up.

[B]

Yeah. Cause I'll do it either way. But I just need to know what to prep for. She gonna talk socialism, then blow me? Or afterwards, when I want her to leave dinner, Bernie Sanders house. No problem. I would cuck with Bernie in the room spouting his deals. If Margot Robbie would like to blow you. And in the meantime, I'm gonna give you some information about how I feel about socialism.

[D]

Start now.

[B]

You got it, Bernie. Even you can't ruin this. First things first. The hierarchy is never the top 1% of, like. Oh, God, what is that old Jew saying? Oh, God, pass the baby. What can it go Anyway, the good thing about socialism is I'm next. You wouldn't let a model blow you because of her political views. Like they matter. Like she's changing the planet. What would we talk about? She can't talk right now. What are we talking? What do you mean, conversations? Your mouth's full.

[D]

Well, you said that about aoc too.

[B]

I'd let her AOC bob on me for an hour, and the whole time she just. She'd take a break and go to hands and go. And another thing I hate about Trump, and I would tolerate it because AOC's got a nice set of cans. I. Technically, what I am is a beautiful human being. I'm what everybody says they want to be. I like everyone so long as they're good looking. I have no problem with your political beliefs. I'll let anyone into my life as long as they're good looking, no matter what they believe. I'm an acceptor, Brett. You want to talk about your wacky religion or, you know, God forbid, astrology. Start bashing into me with astrology and you're kind of serious about it. I'll handle the whole thing. It's like, oh, my God, we're both Leos. This is. Oh, yeah, it's fun, right? But if you start going, your rising sign means that you're in ro. Boy, here we go. She better be really hot.

[C]

She's a Virgo. You're not gonna get along.

[B]

What time are you born and in what city?

[D]

I don't know.

[B]

8o, 8am Hammond, Indiana. You can do a chart on that. After you blow me.

[D]

Whatever you want and wherever you want. I was born.

[B]

Yeah. Exactly. What makes this blowjob happen faster? Well, if you were born in Puerto Rico, C. And anytime after 10. 10:02. Oh, my God. It's all aligning. I know. It's crazy, right? The stars. We're idiots. People saying they wouldn't let a guy. Somebody. I let a. You know, like Brad Pitt wanted to blow me. All right. Why not? That's a good story for later. Brady loses mine. Hey, guess who blew me last night. What? I met Brad Pitt. Oh, that's awesome. I remember he was in that movie and like. Yeah, I know some good movies, right? He blew me. What? Yeah, I let that happen.

[C]

The guy from Meet Jim Black?

[B]

Close enough. Yeah, that handsome devil took me to town. Why'd you do that? For this very reason to talk to you about it. Anyway, I'm on a different plane. I guess I'm just higher than most people. I'm not as petty. Isn't that right, Brett?

[D]

No, not at all.

[B]

I'm not as petty as all of you who won't even be friends with somebody good looking. If they have the wrong political views, I'll let them blow me. I'm equal, equal opportunity. I don't know anybody's political views. I don't care. You start spewing them off, you're gonna annoy me. But if you're hot enough, I'm gonna agree with you.

[C]

I do. On some of my friends. Know their political views.

[B]

The boys.

[C]

Shut up.

[B]

Yeah. You got guys or ugly people and you're not well, but they're not trying to blow you and you probably dodge them. But you don't have any hot models coming to you with Mom. Donnie, talk. Because if you did, you'd be like, they're welcome.

[C]

They're welcome.

[B]

I hadn't thought of that. You'd say that all the time.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

I really need to educate myself.

[C]

I'll look into that.

[B]

Let me put some stuff in there and tap that brain. Oh, my God. I see what you're doing.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I just want to tie to it. And I don't even care if, like, she's like, just tell me you love Mandami in the middle of blowing. Yes. Really gets me off. All right. Zohan. Zohan. I moan his name. What happened to us as a nation? As men. As men. You sell your soul for that kind of stuff. Yeah, we used to do it all the time.

[D]

Whatever needs to happen.

[B]

Back when this country was great, we used to do that.

[C]

I think the Curb youb Enthusiasm episode where David.

[B]

Yeah. Boning that Palestinian lady. And she's like. And she hated the Jews and. But she was really hot. That was. And he's 70 something years old. He's from a time when that was okay. His friends would yell at him, I can't believe you're doing this. He's like, it's good stuff. They tried to protest because she had a chicken restaurant. It was great when we were a great country. A great country. Not anymore. We act a fool all the time. The word. This one says, what if Dua Lipa started talking about how she's a Pratt fan? Well, if I don't deserve it, who does? That would be the next thing out of my.

[D]

Where's your gavel?

[B]

I'd start singing Going to the River. All right, buddy. That relic would be. I'd get posters and put them up on the wall. If Dua Lipa wanted to blow me and talk about Pratt, I'd start promoting his Worldwide Pants Star Network or whatever the hell that thing is. I can. I can. Trust me. If Dua Lipa.

[C]

He.

[B]

She could talk me into it. And seconds, nothing.

[C]

If we play some 3:11.

[B]

Play it all day.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Taking my example for me. Take a love your money. Go with all charity You're a really big fan. I am now. Whatever it takes. We just got to be smarter, that's all. Anyway, war's on tonight from. I think from five or six. They're trying to run it all day. It's a little heavy. It's like Big Brother. And they had those hidden cameras and they did 24 hours on show. There's a lot, but you can catch the gist of it from like 6:30 until about 9. But they got to step it up. The writing's gone south.

[D]

So if this is playing in a background, you can get it up. Huh?

[B]

Oh, no. Rocking on the river, baby. Oh, is that it? Yeah. All right, buddy. I'd like to you John, to the sounds of Rocking on the river, but that decrepit old tool Dave Pratt. Okay. Oh, my God. God, that's bad. He never wrote any of those either. My friend Marty used to write some of that stuff. You're not doing any. He didn't sing it. He didn't play any instruments, and he didn't write any of it. But if DU wanted to hear it. Okay. All right. Take off a red panties. All right, Rob, Trig. You want to watch? I'm nothing but A in life. Might as well. Anyway, it's 6:25. The words for 6:00 clock is death 48. You can put that in in your app or you can do it on the website 98kupd.com. We need that Wake up song. That's your job now. 5859-800. You do that and we'll get that Wake up song ready and we'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake up.

[C]

Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually.

[B]

No membership fee. I have heard enough of this. The what's your Mount Rushmore Podcast. The topic, workplace sitcoms. My final pick goes against me disagreeing with your favorite band from the 90s TLC. Oh, you don't like them? Oh, I love them, but they. They didn't want scrubs. But I do. I'm putting scrubs on my Mount Rushmore there. Oh, you sneaky little bastard. You're sneaky. What's your Mount Rushmore? I don't know. Listen, wherever you get podcasts. Morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Yeah, yeah. Feeling good on a Wednesday. Thanks, Randy. The word for the six o' clock hour for you live listeners to the FM broadcast, not the podcast people, the word is death. The E A T H. Death. Some guy emailed me, and he's right. Bruce is right. He said we had a. He was on a boat in the Navy. Said we had. We had a line of succession down to, like, 150 people. My. Yeah. On a boat, you're ranked and all that stuff. That makes sense that the boat would do that, because a boat can blow up and you're all in the same place. But it would take you longer than a day to know who's dead. You wouldn't just, like, wake up and magically go, I'm in charge. I'm 50. It's just a crazy thing. Remember Paula Proc, the Toledo hater? She emailed and she said, remember when Reagan got shot and three people went on TV and said they were in charge now? And it's true. It was James Baker. George. It was obvious who was supposed. Like, it was the original Bush. He was the vice president. Yeah, but James Baker. I don't know if Tip o', Neill, like, I'm calling the shots. I'm in charge now. I was like, what? They had to have a meeting. They started fighting. One dude wasn't even dead yet. And they. We had a fight. We don't do as well. No losing our guys. No way. This guy says, all right, Holmberg. If DO A shows up, obviously she's hot. She's ready to ride. But on the ceiling of her room is a sexy mural of Lamar Jackson. Can you keep it up? I'll tell you this. If Dua Lipa came in and wanted to blow me, but the one caveat was, I had to be a season ticket holder of the Baltimore Ravens and live there for a while. Pack my bags. Let's get those muscular moving men involved.

[C]

Give me some good seats.

[B]

Yep. And I'd be like, come on, Lamar. Yeah, ugly ass freak, this guy says. I'll say it because nobody else will. You can't trust these desert goat efforts anymore. Weed them out of our country and start right where Brady goes for goat meat. You don't like it, report me. My name is Guy Fieri. Oh, racist Guy Fieri's email. That's terrible. Somebody should report him. Terrible email. People are emailing, too, like, crazy about Kyler Murray. He. He's out. He's basically out. His farewell text, he gave a nice text yesterday that was very passive aggressive. But Kyler Murray's gone. It's not official yet because, you know, they wait for the new season to begin, which I think is the 10th. The new NFL season technically begins on the 10th. And he wrote to Everyone that supported me and showed kindness to my family during my time in Arizona, from the bottom of my heart, thank you. Here's where Kyler hurts his image. The one thing about Kyler Murray we'll get into in a second, but his big problem is between the ears. It's not his athleticism. And this is the kind of crap that he thinks he's getting away with, but he's just not that clever. It says, I wanted nothing more than to be the one to end the 77 year drought for this organization. I'm sorry I failed. I wish this community and my brothers nothing but the best. That is such a bitch move. That is a line that basically takes a swing at the Cardinals. 77 years they've been. They've sucked and I couldn't pull them out of the train. They're just bad. And he's not wrong. Not wrong. I was just gonna say, but you don't do that when you're. When you're. When your big problem is, oh, you're kind of a bitch. You're not a leader, you're a bitch. And that's what people think of Kyler Murray. He gets hurt too much. He's a bit of a baby. He's got his video game clause and all that. And everybody's like, I don't know. It says, I'm no stranger to adversity. I'm prepared for whatever's next. I trust in God and my work ethic, and I believe my best ball is in front of me. He's. He's a bitch. Nobody's in his corner saying, kylie, you can't do that crap. You don't mention the franchise's hundred years of failure. You just don't. On your way out the door, you don't point out it's a flawed organ. I tried to be the one to change it. Even I couldn't do it. What a mess back there. Anyway, thanks for your time. He's a bitch. That was a passive aggressive swing at the Cardinals because he's a baby. And when you've got a reputation of being a baby, all you do is type out. My time here has been fantastic. I got to to live out my dream, and the Cardinals gave me that opportunity. I will forever be in debt to them. Thank you. Onto the next adventure. Kyler Murray. That's it. I'm not a PR guy, but I

[C]

just wrote, you like to say, take the high road a little bit.

[B]

It isn't the high road, it's a bitch road. He didn't Even take high or low. He went bitch. He went personal. Here's my biggest flaw, as it's seen by everybody in football, is that I'm a bad leader. I'm a bitch. I personalize things and I take little catty scratches. And he did it on his way out.

[C]

I tried to help the worst organization in National Football League.

[B]

It. That's passive aggressive crap. It's what kids call gaslighting.

[D]

Well, he's never had a good PR person. I mean, look at the whole thing when he was wearing the Michael Victors.

[B]

Nobody. That's the problem with Kyler Murray. Nobody's on his team. He has no consiglieri. He has no one that's sitting back on Kyler. Don't do this. Like, let me see your tweet before you tweet it. Yeah, and if I saw that, be like, Kyler, this is great, but the middle of this is going to be construed as. And if he says, oh, you're fired, then you're a. Like, you can't hear what other people are reading in. That is going to hurt you. You're not getting the Cardinals. Everyone knows they suck. There's no reason to kick this dead horse. But what you're doing is a move. And people will see that more than they'll see that the Cardinals stink. We already knew one thing. You're trying to reintroduce yourself to the rest of the league as a guy who's like, look, I'm ready to move on. Let's put this behind me. My time in Arizona was amazing. I wish it could have gone better, but I'll just keep trucking along. That's it. You just have to. But he personalized it by saying, they're bad. You know, they're. How horrible they're. I couldn't. There's nothing I could do. I'm. I'm. I trust in God and my athleticism. But even that couldn't help me out with the Cardinals. It's a move. Now, that said, for 9 million a year, 10 million a year, every team that needs a quarterback should take a flyer on Kyler Murray because it isn't his fault that the team was bad. In fact, of his, I think he's like 38 and 48 as a quarterback. About 10 of those 38 wins are him single handedly winning the game. They never gave him an offensive line. He always had them. The team was always injured. There was coaching changes constantly. Like, this dude never had a chance. And I've always said this about Kyler Murray, he's. He's got his flaws for sure. He's not perfect, but if somebody ever got hold of what the athleticism and that arm, that Dude's arm is 65 yards on a flick. He has a rocket pro arm. It is a baseball arm. And the dude is the best athlete on the field almost all the time. And if he wasn't a. And somebody could have corralled that mind of his in the last six years and made him a. You know, made him see, like what? Here's where your moves are and you keep doing it. The fact that his agent even, you know, he allowed the Cardinals to even introduce the. You got to practice, you got to watch tape for an hour. No video games on Tuesdays. And like if that was in his contract, that was them announcing you're a. We're trying to fix that. His agent should have said no. But if Kyler myth people, they've linked him to my Steelers, like, would you take him? I'm like, in a second. Cardinals are paying the $30 million debt money. Steelers pick them up for 10 million. Yeah, it's worth a shot. You make an incentive laden deal that's easy to cut, no guarantees. Say you're on a prove it contract. You were the jets and the Cardinals, whenever they cut someone, you can never sit back and go, yeah, but that guy sucks. No, he was a Jet or a Cardinal. It's the organization sucks. You got to give them another chance. He might. He might suck. You might be right. But right now he's cheap and he's a super athlete. I've been super consistent about him.

[C]

He's got some prime years ahead.

[B]

Maybe potentially, maybe not. But I've said it for his injuries might have finally made him not as athletic. But I'll tell you, man, I've been fairly consistent about Kyler Murray going. His attitude sucks and he might not be great, but that dude's the best athlete on the field. And a good coach can make something out of that. A good offensive line will change everything about Kyler Murray. And he never had one. Remember when he showed up, that team went to the playoffs. They started off like seven and one twice and caved in. That's more than just the quarterback. And then weight of this franchise pushed him down. Changes in coaching staffs, offensive coordinators, schemes, injuries, all this other stuff. And suddenly everybody's pointing the finger at him. And rightfully so. It's been a long time, but I don't think, I think somebody might pick up a little diamond in the rough there, and a very little diamond at that. We'll see. But people are asking me like crazy. Would you have Kyler on your team in a second? In a second, huh? Oh, is it seven o' clock already? Seven o' clock word. Nice job, Bert. The seven o' clock word is Cliff. Cliff Cli. Double F. That's your seven o' clock word for Metallica. Nice job. Right? So, yeah, the Kyler Murray thinks. Right. But I mean, so they stay with

[C]

Brissette right now, and they probably go after.

[B]

Who knows?

[D]

Supposed to become a Jimmy Garoppolo.

[B]

There's been rumors of all sorts of, like, not going to do anything for the franchise quarterbacks. I don't know how they're going to sell a ticket with Jimmy G. Is you're like, I think we've got a real. No, he's had his opportunities now. That's a guy who. You're like, all right, give him a chance here. Give him a chance here. You've given four chances, and now he's just. He is what he is. He's just. He's a. He's a nice backup. He can start a few games for you and get you through, but he's not going to take a bad franchise and push him over the top. You got a lot more to worry about here in Arizona than your quarterback. It wasn't Kyler's fault. He wasn't helping, but it was not his fault.

[D]

There's nothing to help ticket sales this year for that team.

[B]

They're nothing. There's no hope on that there. They have got to spend so much money, and Kyler leaving keeps a $30 million bag in their pocket. They're still going to get hit by his number, and you still got to

[D]

talk people into coming here.

[B]

That's.

[D]

That's.

[B]

Yeah, you're getting the. You're getting. Nobody's that want to play. You're not going to get that. Trey Hendrickson. And there's the other organization that needs to just be laughed off the planet, the Bengals. Trey Hendrickson is going to leave, and that's a. That's a dude. Changes everything for defense. He ain't coming here. He's like, what do you got on offense? Nothing. I just left. I just left a team that's going nowhere. I'm not. I'm. If I'm going to sign on my own and I'm allowed to pick where I go, I'm certainly not going to a place. I'm going to struggle again. The Bengals are better than the Cardinals. But that's a. That's another dip. No, sorry, Brady, but they're dumb. You lock that dude up, period. I mean, your quarterback even said, please make the defense better. Get last year, make Trey Hendrickson a priority. And they did.

[C]

Also, you know, he wanted the best of both worlds. Spend the money on the receivers. He didn't want to see them.

[B]

Oh, Burrow. Yeah, of course, of course. But.

[C]

But then you. You know, it doesn't pan out, that.

[B]

Because it's a terrible organization, that what's their quarterback pick, who's on the team and they don't have any money. And now Joe. And you know what's going to happen, Joe Burrow is going to be like, I'm not playing here. I'm going to do exactly what happened with Carson Palmer. I love that football's in March. I love it. I love it.

[C]

He's a lifer, John.

[B]

Who? Burrow. Yeah, yeah. That's like a life sentence. I understand that. That I'd rather get the death penalty than play for the Cincinnati Bengals. Your dreams have come true. You're going to be an NFL star.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Gosh, that's amazing. Where do I play? You're a Cincinnati. I quit. You won't go to Cincinnati? Nope. I quit. Don't even finish the word.

[D]

Who's the worst run organization, Bengals or Bengals?

[B]

Cardinals and Bengals are higher up than the other two. Those two are clearly about. And then you got to throw the Raiders in there.

[C]

Raiders.

[B]

Well, let's not get crazy. That has been recent. The Bengals have been bad forever. Cardinals have been bad forever. Jets have been bad forever. Raiders at least had those moments. Something's really wrong with them, though, as a franchise. Always Jets, Cardinals, Browns. But that's, you know, since the Super Bowl. Prior to that, when it was just five or six teams, the Browns won a lot anyway. Yeah, I take that Kyler Murray in a second. And there's the fans of the Cardinals. Are you crazy? They're trying to make fun of me. Yeah, you're going to have Kyler. I'm like, you're going to have Jacoby Brissette or Jimmy Garoppolo. Pipe it. Pipe down, kids. I take Kyler. I know. I at least admit my team still win 10 or 11 games with Aaron Rodgers back or Kyler Murray, whoever they stuff in there. They're not going anywhere either. This guy says, yes, it was his fault. So sad to see Kyler Murray. It's like they left jamarcus Russell in the dryer too long. You'll make the Trade for Anthony Richardson. That's what you'll do. This one says he's a scrambling quarterback. It never works. I don't think he wanted to be. I think he had to be. They never had a line. And in a weird way, I'm kind of happy about it because I don't care about the Cardinals at all. I like when they fail. It's. I'm not a fan. He does make a lot of bad decisions, but I think that's six years of being afraid to play football the proper way. It's going to lead because his first year he made some good decisions and everybody loved the. The Hail Murray. And then that game he played against the Raiders where he was just 1 on 11 and won the damn game for him. A couple of plays. He's got special skills. He might be retarded, I don't know. But I take a chance for 9 million bucks on that kind of athleticism and a dude who's got something to prove, especially nothing. Nothing more dangerous than a who has something to prove. Like a dude whose ego's taking the punch and he doesn't like it. He's, you know, there's a good chance he might have a little fire under him for a sec. Very little. Because he's so small.

[C]

Well, I just remember over the last couple years, it was always I, you know, finding out. You'd hear experts talk about him and it was like, if the first person's not there, it's run right.

[B]

Because that's it. It's the default to. You got to be able to go

[C]

to the next coach.

[B]

He's a pocket passer, but he has been scared out of it when you get beat up. The way he got down to the coaching part. Yeah. It also is. Sometimes a guy won't let that not be his default. I like Steve Young. You say that all the time. I like a quarterback that defaults to quarterback, not runner. And like when there's trouble, he keeps his head up and he looks down the field. But keep in mind, he's had no one. He's had one dude to throw to in the last couple years and that guy was a rookie and he dropped a lot of passes. They found a second guy, but that was after he got hurt. I mean, Kyler's had nothing in front of him. The offensive lines are all even bad. I'm not saying that he's great by any means. I'm just saying blaming him as a Cardinal fan, you're about to find out it wasn't him last Year they won three games. You can blame Kyler all you want for that, but you're. And you're gonna run with the dude that got you three games? What the. No, we'll go get Jimmy G. Jimmy G in Scottsdale. Enjoy the hep C. That dude's gonna be coded. He's a.

[D]

And great stories for us, though.

[B]

Oh. If I was Jimmy Garoppolo, I would take the job here in a second. They're going to pay you way too much money. I live in Scottsdale and I look like that. I take Cliff Gainsbury's old house and I. All the sweet ass of Scottsdale, because what do I care? I'm getting some sort of gear. I'm already loaded from the Raiders contract. I'm coming here and riding off into the sunset on some of the sweetest plastic surgery boobs and butts that money can buy right here in Scottsdale, Arizona. If I look like Jimmy G, he's. He's a backup in la and never once did he complain, I'm a starter in this league. I'm fine here. This is good. I'll be. I'll be over in Santa Monica at the beach for a while. Just.

[C]

You need my talent.

[D]

Call me if you need.

[B]

I'll be in Beverly Hills touching butts. Yeah. Call me if Sean McVeigh calls. Hey, man. Need you, buddy. Like. All right. I'll be over in a minute. Coach. From Touching Butts right now with somebody. Jimmy will be here a little bit. He's touching butts. Yeah. All right. Thanks, McVeigh. Once he's done touching butts, we're back out there.

[C]

Great.

[B]

Great team player. He never, never complains about being the backup. Would you. He's in Beverly Hills, for God's sakes. He's. The way he looks. I was in Vegas when they signed Jimmy G. And the lady next to me was drooling because the TV said Raiders get. You know, he's final, Aaron. He's. I remember thinking, he's not going to make it here. He's.

[C]

People waiting for him at the airport. This was.

[B]

This was the worst connection. Those strippers in Vegas, showgirls everywhere. Incredible. Jimmy G shows up. You think he's going to focus on greater football for more than 10? He looks too good, Carrot Top.

[C]

I mean, there's so many.

[B]

Carrot Top will blow you. And why not? It's a good story. Scott's a nice guy. Go down in that little bar that he's got backstage. I've been there twice. It's a fantastic place and Carrot Top will hang with you and pour your drinks. And yes, in person. Weirder than he is when you see him on tv. That face is just not human. He's about Kyler Murray's size. Carrot Top might be five. Five?

[D]

Really? I just, I thought he was taller than that.

[B]

No, he's a little fell super nice though. And fun, ripped and gay. Really gay. He loves boys, like a lot and that's fine. Probably bangs girls too, but I don't think there's any of them that bang back. That's a thing. I got this interesting, very interesting email, by the way. The word again at seven o' clock for the Metallica disappear to the sphere is cliff. Cliff is the word for seven. It starts off with a statement I think may actually be very true, says Dear Holmberg, I think I'm probably your only gynecologist listener in 25 years. I've never heard from a gynecologist who's listened. Not a one. I live in the beautiful city of Houston, Texas. I listen daily on the podcast. Well, thanks for picking up the podcast. It's doing great. I grew up listening to you. I'm 36 years old. Oh my God. I literally have been checking in with this station since my dad introduced me to it for 20 plus years.

[D]

Oh, second gen means he was 15

[B]

or so and now he's a honey hole fixer says. Anyway, I think you're the place I should go to to talk about this since your audience is mainly men in their 30s, 40s and 50s and you've joked about how your dad was afraid of menopause. Most men the age I've mentioned are dealing with menopausal wives. There's perimenopause, which also can present eight to 10 years prior to real menopause. Oh, is that a real eight to ten years says you can start for a woman in her late 30s. No one ever talks to men about how to deal with it. We're all just on pins and needles about what a woman's going through. So as a professional, let me tell you this. If your wife complains about menopause symptoms and not just hot flashes, but behavioral issues, if you're noticing that she's off her rocker, first off, it's hormonal. That's very true. And my advice to all the men who have this is to get the out. John, your dad was right. Here's the other side. If you have a wife who sails through menopause, no issues at all. She's a sociopath. The things happening to her body are extraordinary. If she remains unaffected, she is absolutely crazy. Is going to kill you. There's no winning here. Vaginal dryness, no big deal. Hot flashes, deal with it. Also no big deal. It's the mood swings to watch for men. Because it's my experience that those are not just symptoms, those are her new personality. They never go back to normal.

[C]

Doesn't go away.

[D]

So he's basically telling us to become gay.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, he said, I just thought I'd give you this PSA. Dr. Ben Go Cougs, the Houston Cougar.

[D]

Or he's saying, live life like DiCaprio.

[B]

Yeah, just keep catching beforehand. Go back and deal with the period 8 to 10 years and then menopause. He said it's the perimenopause is an 8 to 10 year run. Then menopause. Because that's the pre. That's the trailers to the movie you went to see.

[C]

Yeah, I thought, you know, I'd always hear once they crossed over, it got better. But they had to.

[B]

Well, because it isn't. You're not crazy. Well, it depends.

[C]

Years or whatever.

[B]

According to Dr. Ben, once they get out of it, whatever you just saw is who they are now.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[B]

So you know, seven years. You're just used to it. I don't know how it works. My dad was horrified of it. Used to talk about it all the time, but you know, it's from a doctor that's not even me talking about. That's an actual doctor. It says run for your life. If she's got much of. Yeah, vaginal dryness. What man married for more than five years hasn't dealt with that? She's tired of you, you're tired of her. Spit in your hand, get to work. But personality changes, if you're starting to see those, I got a friend of mine who's his has gone crazy. Like, not normal, like crazy. Like just cries for no reason at all. Has to pull her car over and get rides home because she can't emotionally control herself anymore.

[C]

It's baffling for him.

[B]

Oh, sure. But that's not my problem.

[C]

Yeah,

[B]

it's not like it surprised you, you know? You knew about this. Homberg's morning sickness. If somebody told you you're going to get hit by a truck when you're 44 and it's guaranteed, you just brace yourself for impact. I think you start planning for it. You know, you doomsday prep a little bit. You have to be super aware of the fact that you just tried to cut Brett's throat. Jesus Christ. Did I just do that? I'm sorry. It's menopause, and you got to learn the words I'm sorry. I suppose that would be a good one. I don't know. I've not dealt with it.

[C]

I think it scares me more that he says. The ones that get through it like a champ.

[B]

Yeah, that's. They're the crazy. They're the sociopath. Because if you can have that much hormonal imbalance and just look and go, I'm fine. How are you? She's planning your death. Men don't talk about this because we're scared of it.

[C]

Well, and as far as the beginning part, not knowing much about it, we're scared of it.

[B]

We don't even want to know. We don't know what your period's doing. We hear the word slough and shed and we're out. And we don't want to know. We're not educating ourselves on any of that stuff. Just deal with it.

[D]

Ruins vacations. That's about it.

[B]

That's right.

[D]

That's. That's what we know about periods.

[B]

And evidently, after those are over, then that menopause steps in and ruin and. And ruins every day. We're afraid of it. But we're men, like Brady said. You just deal with it. You step up, you be a man. Yeah, my wife's a. Now, nothing I can do about that. I can either give her half and start over or just tolerate this weirdness.

[C]

So the doctor saying Next brought up.

[B]

Yeah, kind. That's kind of what Dr. Ben said. I'm not sure I agree with that. That's kind of. Of rude. It's like a dog, you know, I don't like to say it that way, but a woman's a lot like a dog. You agree to hang out with it until it's gone. You don't just cast it off to another family and give your problems to someone else. You pay for its vet bills, and you make sure it's comfortable when it dies.

[C]

And you decide when to put it down.

[B]

That's exactly the thing I'm aiming at. Eventually, it's like, that's enough of this. This isn't getting better.

[C]

Look, you're in a lot of pain right now.

[B]

Hey, baby.

[C]

What is it?

[B]

I've always promised you to have no bad days. It's time we. We ended this. You want a divorce? Oh, God, no. That would be giving you all this money. I'm gonna go ahead and put you down Now. Oh, my God.

[C]

You're not eating. You're not eating. You're not sleeping. You've got headaches.

[B]

You don't comb your hair anymore.

[C]

It's time.

[B]

Your coat's a mess. You just. It's just not. There's no pride left in this. It's so hot in here. This is what I'm talking about.

[C]

There's the flash.

[B]

You can't even regulate temperature. We're on Earth. It's 80 degrees and you're complaining. It's beautiful outside. You don't understand what I'm going through. And I'm gonna put you out of this misery.

[C]

Fixler.

[B]

Yeah, Dr. Fixler. I have and Dr. Fixler down there. Like, who is it? Is it Jack or bus? I'm so sorry. No, actually, it's. It's that woman. Oh, yeah, I understand. I'll be there in 20 minutes. And he'd come by and he and Amelia would happy euthanize the wife.

[D]

Man, that's.

[B]

I don't know anything about it.

[C]

Oh, we're having a picnic.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Sit down with a blanket.

[B]

You push around in a wagon for a day and let other people pet her. It's her last day.

[C]

You know what? Let's see what we want.

[B]

Why are you doing all this for me? I want you to have the best last day ever. I don't understand. It's okay.

[C]

Shh.

[B]

Sleep. Is he putting a. Yeah, he's going to give you a little iv. Oh. Is this to make me feel better from drinking? It's to make you feel better.

[D]

All right, well, it's to make me feel better.

[B]

And then Dr. Fixler says they're very comfortable right now. Say your goodbyes. And then they sleep. And you just whisper in their ear how much you loved them. And they were normal back before all the weirdness. And then he goes, are you ready? And then he adds the extra. And then he touches their chest and says they're at peace.

[C]

Wow. Her eyes dilated.

[B]

Yeah. So weird. It's almost like you could see her leaving the corpse. Anyway, I've got a date at five, Dr. Fixler. With somebody who's not crazy yet.

[C]

Thanks, bro.

[B]

You mind just wrapping her up and put her in that burrito of a blanket and get her out?

[D]

Part of the service.

[B]

Part of the service. Do you want her ashes? Not really.

[D]

What am I going to do with them?

[B]

What am I going to do with that? Put them next to the dogs. It's just. It's getting weird at my house. That's what Dr. Ben said guys, I'm not an expert. He is. And I'm sorry for you ladies. I'll never understand it, but don't ever expect a man to understand this. This guy says how hilarious. This guy emailed. I just had a conversation about guys that choose gynecology as a profession. They're weirdos. Same with dudes that give massages. It's like pedophiles putting themselves in careers that put them around kids. It is a little weird to want to be a gynecologist.

[D]

She died doing what she loved.

[B]

Bitching. It's so hot in here. This needle hurts. Oh, it's almost all over. Don't worry, you won't have anything to complain about in a few minutes. I'm not saying kill your wife, just saying I understand

[C]

now.

[B]

It's Dr. Ben said so. It's a weird thing. I don't. I don't know anything about it, but Dr. Ben must be going through something. He's 36 and he's learning about perimenopause. I don't know what that means either. Said gynecologist also said that Rachel has vaginal dryness from restless legs chafing around. Yeah, it's probably true. Rachel probably has vaginal dryness anyway just because she's got mirrors in the house. I mean, she, you know, she catches a reflection of herself, it's immediately dries up like Medusa. Just turns her. Her moisture into stone. Like banging a rock quarry down there. We got crowbar and some WD40, their

[C]

code word when they want to go out. It's like, let's go to the dunes.

[B]

Yeah. All right. Time to do a little sand railing. I've never heard the thing about a woman who sails through menopause being nuts.

[C]

I didn't hear that either. Yeah. I was like, man, you got a champ.

[B]

Yeah, but, you know, I never really hung out with women post menopausal women before. So his. Now I'm intrigued. Well, yeah, exactly. And now I'm intrigued at the idea that the ones who go nuts through menopause, do they ever go back and just apologize for the last few years? I don't think I've ever. I don't think they do. I don't think I've heard of anybody going, sorry about all that. I'm normal again. I think he's right. I think it's just their new personality because, you know, a lot of old women are mad, A lot of old men are mad, and it's probably because of their wives. That's an interesting.

[C]

I think that's, you know, because all we hear about is the. The other way. When they. On these 55 plus communities.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

The active that. Well, the villages.

[B]

But your villages, you're taking the outlier and making it everybody. What you've heard in the news is they have sex parties in the spa. And this is. They have eight, like eight of them.

[C]

The rate of chlamydia.

[B]

But the rate is, you know, if 10 of them get it, there's some crazy out. Yeah, I'm sure it's like three or four people get the herpes at the villages because, you know and I know.

[C]

Look, it's bigger than the average community.

[B]

Yeah. Men are no pigs. Picnic. And they got nothing to do all day. Over at the villages, most of them are retired and just walking around going, eh, I don't know. They're boning that lady in the hot tub. My wife's been dead for two years. So then they get back on the action and then they start. I don't think. I think that's greatly exaggerated the STD rates at the villages because, you know, you think about all these people and you're talking about guys in their late 70s all the way down to 55.

[C]

That changes. There's a difference between, you know, 55 and 70.

[B]

Sure, there's tons of differences, but the. The difference is, is like the 70s guys come from the 70s, so they've probably got a good portion of those dudes caught the herpes. And then these 55ers are just a few years old enough. They're grungera. So they've got herpes. They're carrying herpes in. It's not like they're just spreading around new.

[C]

It's finally coming out. They've had it for years.

[B]

He knew they didn't.

[D]

I guess I'll take a swing at Gertrude over there.

[B]

Hey, you guys want to feel like absolute Mr. Miyagi? Remember from Karate Kid? Remember that movie? Remember the wise old sage, Mr. Miyagi? And every memory he had was sepia tone World War II footage.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

He was 52.

[C]

Oh,

[B]

Mr. Miyagi in that movie where he was the wise old man who lived, the caretaker who lived all by lonely, lonesome old man.

[C]

His wife.

[B]

His wife's been dead for a while. He's a widower because that's old people are. And he just said he was 52.

[D]

So he had the bumps or what?

[B]

Well, probably had. Yeah, a little invasion bumps. It couldn't. Couldn't pull some ass. Wasn't interested Anymore. It was. It was. He'd been thinking about life for. Oh yay, those 52 years and he had all the answers he could. Wise old man. Now try being 52 in an apartment complex and befriend a teenager and see how well that goes. Good luck. It's a different time.

[C]

Come over to my dojo.

[B]

Why don't you come over and help me projects, trim some bushes and then I'll watch a sweat 52 year old guy walks up to any teenager right now. Single mom at work all day, latchkey kid walks through. I want to come over and learn your karate.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

That's a rape.

[C]

You want some work, go over to Gacy's house.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. It says what you're saying about menopausal women is disgusting. I don't care if you say it's a joke. I didn't say it. Karen. Oh, her name's Karen. I didn't say it. The doctor said it. I don't know anything about it. That's what I said. My opinion is. I don't know. I'm basing the jokes off of what that guy said. Sorry, Karen. And she's probably going through menopause. Made her mad.

[D]

Oh, do you know that's.

[B]

I'm sorry. That's why she emailed her husband. Probably emailed him when. You son of a. Why did you email him? Karen, come on. What are you doing? Well, he can't say that about us. Oh, cry. He's right. Look at you. You're losing your mind. I didn't say anything about menopausal women, Karen. Ben did. Dr. Ben in Houston? Dude, call him up.

[C]

And who is this perimenopause guy?

[B]

Yeah, what's he doing in my house? I don't know what you're going through. I. I said I sympathized with you, Karen. It seems crazy, but Dr. Ben told me that you go crazy. And Karen, you're proving it. You're acting like a crazy person.

[D]

DiCaprio and Belichick are right.

[B]

Brett's saying. This one says menopause evidently makes you enjoy oral sex. My wife became pre menopausal and couldn't stop blowing other dudes. Signed Tom. I don't know if that was menopause, Tom.

[C]

It's gotta be.

[B]

Karen's gonna lose her mind. Oh, she's gonna make some calls. Larry's gonna have a call from some and it's bad to be an angry woman named Karen in this day and age. Oh, yeah, but an angry woman named Karen complaining About menopause talk, the eye rolls that the guys are gonna have for everyone. Just, just. I'm sorry to say, Karen, just eat this. Eat this loss. Do what you can to control. You probably can't, but do what you can to control your innards and just stamp down all the wanting to lash

[C]

out at this, roll on to the next.

[B]

It is jokes, but. Yeah, yeah. Find something else to complain about. I guarantee you, you've got something in the hopper. You've got a bee bag to draw from. You can't do that, Karen. You can't. You're not going to help the situation by writing an angry complaint letter about how menopause is. Is doesn't make you crazy. So you're dealing with what you're dealing with. And you know how I know you're going through menopause is because people who aren't wouldn't know to be mad about it. What you're saying is horrible. Like people who aren't dealing. I don't know. If it's horrible, what is it? Women looking forward to it aren't going to complain about it until they go through it. So you're in it.

[D]

What broad's looking forward to that?

[B]

She's in it. Sorry, Karen, I don't know what you're going through. Men are no picnic. Karen, I don't know what you're going through, but sounds like it's your new personality. And you better get a new keyboard because all your letters are gonna come off. I know you'll say it's just jokes, but what we're going through isn't fair. It's just not. It is our time.

[C]

You don't know.

[B]

You don't understand. You are there, though. What a wonderful day. Let's check in with Karen, the menopausal woman. She's got some complaints. It is our time. Oh, my God. Karen, are you feeling all right? Today you're gonna put everything in your back pocket and just trudge through. What a wonderful day.

[D]

All right.

[B]

Anyway, don't get mad at me. Bet your body's betraying you. I don't understand it. I'm not dealing with my dad's mom. I've told this story before. My dad's mom pretended to commit suicide. Left her. Poured ketchup all over face and floor and laid in bed. Relayed on the kitchen floor. Locked all the doors of the house till my dad got home from school and he couldn't get in. And he's looking through the windows and there's his dead mother in the kitchen floor. And he broke a door down. And she was laughing when he got in. Fooled ya. She cleaned up the. The ketchup. And my grandpa came home and said, who broke our door? Dan. And my grandpa rolled him up in a carpet and beat him within an inch of his life. She never said a thing. Yeah, so that's why my dad's a little worried about. He's. I mean, they go crazy, you know, they go crazy, right? I don't know. Your experience is a bit unique. This guy says, you know what? Off. You guys don't have any ideas. Even the word menopause starts with men. We gave you that. I'm not gonna be a jerk about it, but my goodness, she's angry. Sorry, Karen. They got to be some sort of a drink or something that you get. They have that hormone replacement therapy. Isn't that help? Yeah, go get. I don't know. It says Karen complaining about menopause. That's the equivalent of a terrorist wearing a Property of Allah sweater. Yeah, it is kind of an announcement really. I think I have some things to say about your thoughts on menopause and I'm not happy. All right. The menopausal woman has the mic. How do you know? Why else would you care so much? It's not my fault. Jesus. Cardinal fans weren't the same.

[C]

I blazed through it.

[B]

This one says better living through chemistry. I survived menopause and came out the other end with a sex drive like a 30 year old boy. Jennifer, that sounds great. That's how you handle the menopause. Better living through chemistry. I don't know what that means. Sounds like you took a lot of drugs and got around it. And I'm all for that. Anyway.

[D]

John, the ones looking forward to are probably those plan B whores from yesterday. Once they hit menopause, they don't have to eat that plan B Tic tacs anymore.

[B]

These are not the thoughts and views of me. I find them hysterical because everything to me is funny. But Karen, I'm sorry and God, you're going through a lot. Karen. I want to be Karen's friend. She's got a chemical imbalance. She's losing her mind. Her name's been ruined in the last 10 years. I feel terrible for all Karen's. But the last thing you can do as somebody, you have to have this self awareness that if your name is Karen, you can't fire off an angry email anymore.

[D]

You can't.

[B]

It's like being named Saddam. You can't make a complaint. Your name Is. Yeah, yeah. Adolf. If you're an Adolph, you're like, here's a. Here's what's under my skin. Adolf H. It's like, nope. Nobody's ever going to pay attention. If your name is Adolph Harris. You can't write a letter to anybody because whatever valid complaint you may have had, it disappears the second ago. His name's Adolph H. That's got to be rough. No wonder he's angry.

[C]

It's Adolphus.

[B]

Yeah. Well, sign Adolphus, change your name. Sorry, Karen. I'm on your side, Karen. Get mad at me. I'd do anything for you.

[C]

Because the upside is, you know, like, if you had. If you're going through the periods and stuff, and it was horrible cramps and all that, you're gonna be done with that.

[B]

Yeah. No more sloughing, like shedding. It's a great band name, by the way. Karen, I'd do anything for you except bang you because you get that dryness thing going on. Nobody wants to fight through that. It's insulting. God's sakes, get some Astro Glide and fool me. Karen ran to her keyboard. Think of how many holistic pill bottles she knocked over to get to that letter. That's probably true, Karen. Sorry.

[C]

Just read your horoscope. You'll feel better.

[B]

This one says, my wife has recently started having complete anxiety breakdowns, much like your buddy's wife. Like the guy that was. I've got a friend who's like. She just cries, pulls over and calls me and says she needs a ride. She can't get him like a that. I've also had to go pick her up because she pulled over on the side of the road and couldn't get home. She's 35. Is this my future? I'm calling happy endings now. Karen, we weren't serious about euthanizing the women of menopause. We were just going to take Dr. Ben's advice and leave you in the dust.

[D]

Just call your life coach. He'll take care of it all. Don't call me so crazy.

[B]

I'm sorry, Karen. Here.

[C]

A weekend in the sweat lodge will fix it.

[B]

Yeah. Sedona should get this all wrapped up. That's why it's the red city, is you don't have to do that anymore. It's the last period.

[C]

This soil.

[B]

Soil is red because it's everybody's last period and their last yoga retreat. They have one last menstruation, and then

[C]

they go stack some rocks. Call it a weekend.

[D]

That's on the Postinos.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, it's the Postinos of nature. Karen is under my. I want to go after her, but I'm afraid I'll just tell you. Karen, don't worry about it. Everything's fine. Mr. Miyagi was 52. Just absorb that a little better. Make us all crazy. Then you got a reason to be mad. This one says, we just heard a college educated, science backed medical professional explained the horrors of menopause. And the fact that this change makes women suffer and also makes every man confused and suffer as well. And some people have the audacity to believe in God. I don't know what that is, because he created this, which means he's a twisted a hole. Yeah. Women. I don't know how you can put up with what you put up with and say that this is a good system. But I want to introduce you to a girl named Rachel. Karen, because you two are going to get along great. Now, she's going to kick you if you ever go in camping with her because she's got those restless legs.

[D]

But bring extra food because she's not sharing well.

[B]

And then her friend Catherine will show and she'll start yelling at you, too. You. You guys are going to have a great time. You're probably going to get kicked out of Postinos for getting a little loud. You're going to start yelling about stuff. I guess. But I'm sorry you're going through this. And I expect a letter from. From Karen a little later that says I'm sorry. Yeah, because you're bipolar now for a couple years. Someone will still love you, but probably just not the guy you're with now. Now. Just a thought. I'm gonna. She's gonna kill me. That's. That's. That's coming my way. Brett, let's get out of this before we're in trouble. What's on the big board of musical Treats? All right.

[D]

Wake up. Song time brought to you by. We don't have the sheet.

[B]

You didn't do it again?

[D]

No.

[B]

You got to get on the ball. Gum.

[C]

What's your problem, man?

[B]

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[D]

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[B]

Well, no, I have my own ID with the name. That gets you 500 bucks off. That should be double, don't you think? Yeah, like mentioning me and being me. That should double the like. That should be the one thing I get out of this. Well, we'll see. I'll talk to him. But I mentioned John Holmberg and actually am John Holmberg. I should get more than $500. Even though it's a sweet deal. You guys just get 500. Unless you're also a half a window. Give me. Give me one free window. I'm asking for one free window. 500 bucks and 30% off one rib. Yeah. How much exactly is one ribbon? Yeah. Maybe just bring over a 12 pack Coke Zero. I'd be all right with that. I get the 500 bucks off and just for being me, here's 12 Coke Zeros. That's a good idea. Either way, these guys are great. They're coming to my place today. Modern Resolution windows and doors. If you got windows or doors that need replace. And these are the only people to do it with their family. Run locally operated and they'll help you out if you need financing or anything else. Modern Resolution dot com. What's on the board?

[D]

Right on the list. Metal Church, Black Sabbath, Primus. My Name Is Mud for the new Iranian leader. Disturbed, Indestructible, Nine Inch Nails, Wage War, Slayer, War Ensemble. Hate Breed, Destroy Everything. The theme song from your new TV show.

[C]

War.

[B]

No, it's great.

[D]

Let your call boy avenge Sevenfold. Skilo, I Wish for Kyler, Megadeth, Peace Sells. And Ray Charles Hit the road Jack

[B]

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[D]

I always like Hate Breed.

[B]

All right, go a little Hate Breed. Destroy everything for that new TV show I've been loving called War. We'll get that right out of the way. The word for Metallica, right Now for the 7 o' clock hour is Cliff. You got a few more minutes to load that up in the app and on the website 98kupd.com put Cliff in there for that particular box at 7. We'll give you another word at 8. And we're going to keep that going until we send one of you guys to Vegas with hotel accommodations and a couple hundred bucks for fuel. Oh, yeah, and tickets to shows 1 and 2 of Metallica in Sphere. It's pretty awesome. So get it ready. The word is Cliff. For seven o', clock, here's Hate Braid. It's your wake up song. It's destroy everything.

[C]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually.

[B]

No membership fee. Heard enough of this. Morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Still good, Judith. Right there. That thing's 26 years old. Suck on that. That's half the age of Mr. Miyagi. That screwed me up yesterday when I saw that really get you going. Is that Wilford Brimley was like 49 during Cocoon. And I think he was 52 or 3 when he was Pops on the natural. Oh, man, there's something in the food. I think leaded gas did a number on that generation because they did not age the same. Not at all.

[D]

How do you be the same age as Redford? Or close to?

[B]

There were two years apart. Oh, something like that. They're like two or three years apart. If I remember right, this one says, hey, Holmberg, come on. You're making up these complaint letters yourself. How else is it possible that someone named Karen in 2026 lacks the self awareness not to write the complaint letter or at least change your name? Dear Christ, tell me you made that up. Making all of us bitches sound insane. Sign. Sexy Suzanne. Well, you're helping the cause there, Sexy Suzanne. I did not make that up. I wish I would have. In fact, all I did on that one was. Was that you the printed that. I leaned back and grabbed it off the printer. Brett. If anybody made it up, it's Brett, because I had nothing to do.

[D]

I can't write that good.

[B]

That's poor English, even saying that.

[D]

There you go.

[B]

You mean don't write that good? Sorry, Karen, but there is a little bit of self awareness that comes along with it. Oh, man. By the way, you know, I was complaining about that show War I'm watching, and I'm like, yeah, they better have a pretty good plot twist tonight or I think I'm gonna stop Watching it. Well, they do. Todd Morrow just said tonight's episode of War is going to be epic. Tonight on War. US Submarine sinks Iranian warship by torpedo. First time since World War II. A sub. One. One today.

[D]

Nice.

[B]

We haven't had a sub win since World War II. I'm watching. Come back in. You got footage of that? Damn it. Tonight on board. EXO has the con. War tonight at 7 on all major news outlets. Hey, if you tried. Poof. And then it goes into commercials and stuff like, oh, yeah, I forgot. It's all entertainment. They're all getting paid for this. My pillow. Anyway, Damn it, That's a headline right there. A sub sunken Iranian warship. And again, I go back to who's. Who's running the Iranian warships and telling them where to go. We got.

[C]

You sunk my battleship, Trump.

[B]

Yesterday's like, we got rid of their air force. We got rid of their navy. We got rid of all their leaders. Like, who are we fighting now? I don't know. Somebody. He actually said that? Yeah, he kind of. He's like, I don't know. Who's 51st in charge? I'm like, I don't know.

[C]

Get the oil.

[B]

But we'll find them, I think. I mean, if they're not careful, they're going to get down to, like. They're going to get rid of so many people that it will actually fall on Nancy Guthrie to be in charge. And then what? Now we gotta. That's how we're gonna find her. Find out she's 77th in charge in Iran. There she is. Get her. It's crazy. The word for 8 o'. Clock. Because it's right on to look at this. 8.0 0.07. 8 o'.

[D]

Clock.

[B]

The word is anger. That's what that lady had, that menopausal woman. Anger. And, Karen, I also have to remind you, as you wrote that terribly mean letter to me, as I stood by you, I said, I don't know what you're going through. I can't imagine how horrible it has to be to wake up one morning and just be a. For eight years. I don't know what that's like. It's got to be awful. Can't relate. I can't relate to it. I'm happy a lot that I'm a cynic, but I'm a happy one. I can't relate to you being normal and then suddenly open your eyes one day and you're sweating and it's 60 degrees, and then you're just mean to everybody for a decade. I don't know what that is. I'm on your side. I don't want to hang out with you because you sound awful. But you have to. You know that if you listen to this show for a long time, you probably laughed at me making fun of some of those videos Brady has where I've said, just kill that. And some of the things that are. That Brett laughs at that are just terrible. That maybe, Karen, you laughed at, but today was your day to feel it. Somebody on this show made fun of menopause. His name is Brady. There was no reason for it, but he did it. And it hit you right in the heart. Cause you're dealing with it and it's made you kind of an.

[C]

Sorry, I shouldn't be laughing. I.

[B]

No, no, don't laugh at it. No. Karen's an unlikable bitch for a decade and she's. You're laughing at that. What's wrong with you? I'm sorry, Karen. That was uncalled for.

[C]

I read something.

[B]

Well, yeah, well. Oh, you were sidetracked by something actually hilarious over. You were just distracted. It had nothing to do with Karen waking up being an. Just an untamable shrew. No. Anyway, it's not my fault. Karen, I'd love to help you out. I know if men had menopause, we. We also would take 10 years to have it as an excuse to be mean to people. That would work out. Out fine for us. Imagine if dudes had menopause and we just came home and were mean for like eight years. Women, we'd. What would you tell each other? You'd all say, get out of there. What an. He's not even trying to fix it.

[A]

It'd be post.

[C]

You'd be a loner.

[B]

Yeah. You'd be by yourself. No man could get away with that. My goddamn testosterone. I've had it. I'm hot. I'm hot now. I'm cold.

[A]

There'd be more Postinos than Starbucks.

[B]

Oh, yeah. The ladies would be like, you gotta

[D]

get out of this.

[B]

He's lost his mind and he's not even trying to cover it up.

[A]

Alcoholism rates in women would skyrocket.

[B]

Some of these ladies sit around and go, it's my right to feel that way. I'm going through a chemical imbalance so I can be mean to you for a decade. Well, not all of you. Just you, Karen. That's who I'm talking to right now. You sound pretty awful.

[A]

You were talking about those 20 year old influencers that they. They deserve a 20 millionaire.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

You know those guys, if they had to go through men opas, oh my God. In order to be there.

[B]

We did that. Yeah, if dudes had it. Like I've always said that if guys had periods we wouldn't even. There wouldn't even be an aisle for male care. We'd all just walk around one week out of the month with pants that are covered in blood and every dude when I saw fives. Hey Ramon, what's up man? We got to get up on the roof and do some roofing. Oh, I see her on your period. You're in your period pass pants. Yeah man, it's heavy flow. And then we just gush out into those pants and we take those off and we put them in a special box at home and we wait another month to slap them back on.

[A]

I was gonna say just don't drip on the tile.

[B]

Hey man, come on. Your period pants are full. You got to have the backup period pants player. Sorry guys, heavy flow.

[D]

Got those KNX panties.

[B]

Yeah, and they would be ugly.

[C]

You run home to your dad on your first period.

[B]

Dad, Dad, I had my period be a mess today you were a man. I don't know why I'm using Mexican roofers as my example, but if there's any Mexican roofers named Karen, I'm sure I'll hear from you. You'll be a man. Now put your period pants on. And then your 13th birthday. Everybody gets these weird ass bestest thick ass pants that look like you're wearing a body cast. Bleed into these for five days.

[C]

It's your first set of big boy

[B]

pants and you know everyone else is going through it so nobody wants to hear your about it. You're not unique. Look it over there. That guy wearing his cast pants too. He's got his period. We deal with it and we move on. We don't complain the whole time.

[C]

I'll never forget when Ramon came in with white pants.

[B]

Sitting in sixth grade next to Stephanie Stahlnecker and they're both. Hey, what's going on Mr. Rochers? And my pants are filled with blood. I think I am dying. No, no, no, no my friend. You're a man today. What? Stephanie has it do. She's. She's pissing blood everywhere. She is allowed to be a bitch about it. You. You have to trudge forward.

[A]

Coach Zellner, can we wear dark pants this Friday for the game?

[B]

It would be great. It's like ah, the jets taking on the Steelers. You see out there, Aaron Rodgers is in perimenopause. But he's out. Boy, I tell you what, he's after the day with just cramps, sadness, and a headache. He's got a lot of sadness. Filling in for him today is Mason Rudolph. Now, he's, you might notice, doing his period pants this week for the. That's gonna be tough. Getting anything you can get around there. It's gonna be tougher, you know, lack of mobility, wearing period pants out there on the field. That's what we'd do. We'd be men. Wrap it up with some toilet paper, put on those big old asbestos pants, and everyone would understand. Zero excuses. And that's what our dads would say. You're not unique. All of our dads would get a Mexican accent. You're not unique. A lot of people go through this. There's no reason to be an asshole about it. You're gonna feel bad. Be a man.

[D]

Chris says, can you imagine if men sunk up like women? That job site would be a war zone.

[B]

It's disgusting. Third week coming up and everybody's in their pants. This one says. As a dedicated listener and a woman of a certain age, I can tell you from experience that I went through Perry and Reg menopause. I guess I'm a sociopath because it didn't bother me that much. And honestly, my sex life was amazing. Speaking on behalf of all women, Karen's just a. It's time to load up the IV and pat her on the head. Well, now. Now your own are taking you into the happy endings. I'm not for it. I found it hysterical. I'm not really for the euthanization of the menopausal woman except for a couple.

[C]

It is fortunate that men don't go through that because we. I mean, imagine that we'd have not as many buildings. I mean, everyone's cycled up the same. They're gonna be shut down for.

[A]

I think. I think we go into hyperdrive.

[B]

I think we too. I think we'd be better we just suck it up, be a man. Because our dad's with that Mexican, strong Mexican man that becomes like banya every. He'll be a man a month. You don't have an excuse to take a week off to be an. Be a man. Take your period like the rest of us.

[A]

You think I made foreman by I'm.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And the way I'm having my. By the way, your father is on his period and no one would know. Why do you think they make Dickie so big? A little extra room for all the blood and Then guys would have a game like on period week, where I'd walk up to Brady and smack it and see if I could make a splash.

[C]

Like, cup check.

[B]

Like cup checking period. Check. Player, you're gonna need a sponge. But it wouldn't be an excuse for us, because you know why? Women would be right to be really angry at us if we used it as an excuse to be mean. Came home, and you're like, I want to punch you square in the mouth. Shut up and make my dinner. I'm not tolerating this. And you'd be right. It's not an excuse to be a butthole, Karen. Anyway, you're gonna ruin it. And tonight I'm looking forward to going home and watching war. We got submarine battle. Come on. We thought those days were over, didn't we? Submarine battles. My grandpa was on.

[C]

What if they put a GoPro on the torpedo?

[B]

Oh, God. Oh, crap. I'm glad I'm in my period pants. My grandpa was on the Queen Elizabeth or the Queen Mary and floating around in the Atlantic, running ammunitions back and forth from. From North Africa to England, and it would take them forever because they would zigzag because of the U boats. He's like, we had to worry about submarines. And I'm like, man, I'm never gonna say that in my life. Never gonna say that phrase. My grandfather, I sat in a room watching, you know, Carlton Fisk and Ron Kittle during White Sox games, would go every time I had to time it. And then that boat, I had to worry about U boats. Tell me, what's that? Submarines. German Kraut subs. They tried to take us out. We had passengers on the boat because it was illegal to shoot down passengers. We'd hide in there, and I'm like, what are you. And then he'd talk about how he lived in fear of submarines for a while. Jesus. I know. I never had that.

[A]

Holmberg. My wife's 49. I want to watch war tonight. But now your gynecologist has me thinking I might kill her.

[B]

Don't kill your wife. That's advice I've been given since day one. I've been super consistent about that. Don't kill your wife.

[A]

Not while watching war.

[B]

No. When war's on, just focus on the tv and then, you know, pause it. Every once in a while, she's like, did I tell you what Sarah said today at work? Which one's Sarah? Oh, you've met her, like, nine times. She's Ron's. She's Ron's. Wife you golfed with Ron. Which one's Ron? Oh. Anyway, so we went to the store and there was this wicker basket we both like and we thought, oh my God, the puppies were the good in them. What does this have to do with what you said at work? Just listen to me. Anyway, anger is the word for 8 o' clock this morning. It's time now for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady report and it's brought to you by our friends at. Oh, you get that shade up there. Today's the day, right? It's perfect. 80 degrees. You shade up that house all pro shade's gonna get you covered up you get it out there and get those guys come up free estimates, free installation. All pro shade's gonna get you all covered. This guy just says Katie, kb's less gay right now and he's bottom one. What did it say? I can't read that. I don't know what I'm saying. Chingay to pooty madre. You got a problem with a roofer named Karen? I don't know what you said in that beginning. There they chingay two pute madre but. But it looks bad to me.

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It's gotta be something I'm gonna google

[B]

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Something like that.

[B]

Yeah. Anyway, all pro shade they'll get you all covered up. Sit outside in your period pants and enjoy the sunset. It's beautiful. Allprochade.com Brady reported.

[C]

Good Wednesday morning to you Phoenix.

[B]

Hello world. Hi.

[C]

Happy national Sun's day.

[B]

The Phoenix Suns. No S O n S O N S. Okay.

[C]

Molding our sons into responsible men can either be a perilous journey or an opportunity to grow as a human being.

[B]

Yeah. Will you go take care of that boy?

[D]

You're the only one in here with

[B]

a son and nobody's going to call you. No. So you got to call him.

[C]

So March 4th and September 28th Toledo are Sunday. It's also.

[A]

Wait, there's two.

[D]

But then your calendar.

[A]

Jesus.

[C]

It's also national hug a GI day

[A]

gastroenterologist.

[C]

You can try that couple of basis fun facts. The first movie to have an official website was a 1994 Stargate. Really?

[B]

What's Stargate? Why do I know?

[C]

One with Kurt Russell and James Spader.

[B]

Oh yeah. All right.

[D]

I remember that one.

[B]

I don't remember that one either.

[C]

That put up the Stargate and you.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. You don't need to explain it. We did. Nobody saw it for A reason, Brady. You're not gonna sell it now.

[C]

Jeanette Rankin from Montana was the first woman elected to Congress. She didn't even vote for herself. She was elected 1916. Four years before women could vote.

[B]

She wasn't allowed to vote for herself.

[D]

The good old days.

[B]

Yeah. When this country meant something.

[C]

Larry King once got into a car accident with jfk.

[B]

The real one?

[C]

Yep. When JFK was a senator, he crashed into his car.

[B]

Oh my God.

[C]

JFK told him it's fine. He wouldn't report it as long as he voted for him when he ran for president.

[B]

Then JFK threw his PAT line after. This is probably the worst thing that'll ever happen to me in a car. Larry's like, man, well, I'm sorry about that.

[C]

And it was like. Remember I was the only one in the car.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

There was no one else.

[B]

I would like to implore you to tell the tale that I was driving solo. There's clearly a lady in the car. With her there, I don't see anyone and neither do you. I was getting my head blown off in that car.

[C]

Hol. A new study looked at how well plants can clean air indoors. And the answer is, basically, doesn't make a difference. To match what a half decent ventilation system does, you need to have at least one plant for every square foot of space. So if you have a thousand square foot place, you need a thousand plants. And that's even on the low end. But they said still good to have plants in the house.

[B]

Sure. Karen and I'll calm you down a little bit. Get some. Get a rhododendron.

[C]

There's a new app that alerts you if someone nearby is wearing smart glasses. And it can be useful because many smart glasses contain cameras.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

But now gives you a heads up.

[B]

I got mine. Gives you a heads up for what?

[C]

To let you know if the person.

[B]

Oh, someone's got them on. Yeah. You can tell there's their camera on.

[C]

Their glass app is called Nearby Glasses.

[B]

You can't tell. I'm in smart glasses right now. There's a goddamn camera on it. Like you got lights and then it

[C]

lights up, doesn't it?

[B]

But you can filming it, I guess.

[C]

Can't you put the light out? I suppose like people put a thing over the light.

[B]

I think you're covering up a lot with that though. Yeah. Nobody's up to no good with their smart glasses with you.

[C]

As it gets more advanced, it won't be as obvious that they're.

[B]

What are you, Jason Bourne? What are you worried about? Nobody's stealing your ideas.

[C]

There's a dude in the uk, he was stopped by police when they noticed he had a defective brake light. They also said it caught their attention due to poor driving. While they were speaking to the driver, they smelled marijuana, so they conducted a drug test. The guy failed. They also found cannabis on him. So he's basically caught red handed. The driver was 26 years old and he wasn't fully licensed. In fact, he was taking his driving test.

[D]

Well, he got popped during his driving. Oh my God. What kind of instructor is that sitting in the passenger seat?

[C]

The driving test.

[B]

Awesome. Yeah, I got this, bro. Give me the keys.

[D]

Got Otis the drunk from Andy Griffith sitting in the passenger seat or what?

[C]

Yeah, to sleep at all.

[B]

Come on, quit hitting those speed bumps like that, man. I'm a mess.

[C]

According to a report, the average woman spends sixteen hundred dollars per year on wellness.

[B]

That's low.

[D]

That's low.

[C]

I agree. That includes everything from doctor's visits, prescriptions to undergarments, hygiene products, vitamins, skin care. That's way low.

[B]

That's really low. Skin care.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I spend sixteen hundred dollars a year on skin care.

[C]

More than half the women say they struggle to afford their wellness needs. Nearly one in three. Nearly. Actually three quarters. 75 say they they're concerned about the cost of prescriptions and doctor's visits.

[B]

Everybody's concerned about something. Micah says. Man, National Son's Day. I wish I could be there to witness the false hope in Toledo's eyes every time that phone has dings today. And when his national dads who went to Home Depot never came back. Day gotta be coming up soon. Do you call Alex today and say, hey, National Sun's day.

[A]

To be honest with you, this is the first day I think I've never heard about.

[B]

Yeah, me too. Are you gonna now make the call?

[A]

I'll have to.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Give him 75 bucks for some plan B and pat on the head. Nice job, little shaver.

[C]

Food and wine says bone broth cocktails are having a moment right now. They're popular.

[B]

I went through a bone broth phase. It's pretty good. Until bloody bowl. Yeah, it's pretty good. A. It tastes like if. For people who like rare meat like me, there's a bone broth thing that has kind of a. A vile rare meat taste that. But it gets.

[A]

Is that with all of them like chicken.

[C]

Well, chicken bone. They said similar. I mean they just said it's kind of savory. It makes a richness to the alcohol.

[A]

That's marrow in it.

[D]

Right.

[B]

It's. It's got a. There's something to it. It's almost like the way dog.

[D]

Because they boil it, right. Isn't that how they get it?

[B]

When you smell.

[D]

There would be marrow on it.

[B]

Good dog food. And you're like, man, I might eat that. You know, like some of the stuff you look at, you're like, this is pretty high end. You're talking like the farmers that are meaty. Yeah.

[D]

Not purina.

[B]

That might taste okay. Bone broth has that same vibe. Like it's the dog food smell that you kind of are like, I shouldn't be appealed. I shouldn't be attracted to this, but I am.

[C]

The bullshot is basically just bone broth and vodka.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

The bloody bowl is Bloody Mary with a little bone broth mixed.

[D]

That sounds good, actually.

[B]

That actually would be phenomenal. I might actually try and it's not like it's new.

[C]

There's a bar in New Orleans that's been serving the bloody bull since 1950.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

I.

[B]

That Bloody Mary with some bone broth and it's pretty good. I like that because they put burgers on Bloody Mary's now like a sliders. Have your. Have the lady bring us some, buddy. Maryson.

[D]

Oh, she's got killer Bloody Marys.

[B]

Add a little bone broth and put her to work. Get her down here. Hey, hey, hey.

[A]

I forgot. How's Gummoe today?

[B]

Gummoe's not good.

[C]

Are you Gummo? Did you get your pain?

[D]

I did last night. It. I had a nice little leak.

[B]

Oh, you. Your abscess blew up?

[D]

Yeah, but it came back up and it sealed again. I'm like, you son of a.

[B]

But yesterday it opens. Happened. Yeah. What's it taste like?

[C]

Just mint.

[D]

Vile. Just nasty. I can't say it on the air, but.

[A]

So was there relief though, when that happened?

[B]

It was.

[D]

And then it came back overnight again.

[B]

I'm like, well, yeah, it's an infection, so it's going to keep swelling up as you can open it and drain it. And that fl. It's. It's. It's so bad.

[A]

Wait, what does the dentist do for it then?

[B]

Nothing.

[D]

Yesterday I just had to get. I got to go and get it extracted.

[C]

Oh my God.

[D]

And I go for my like consultation explanation.

[C]

Pain, you gotta wait another week.

[D]

The other. The other one I was gonna go to.

[B]

They.

[D]

They couldn't get me in for a consultation till the 26th. I'm like, I can't do this for three weeks.

[B]

Yeah, man. For those who just tuning in Brett's been eating rocks and chocolate for the last year and a half.

[D]

Living on like Jamba Juice now and stuff.

[B]

I told you not to lick that sugar cube so much. But he didn't listen.

[C]

It's 24 year old electronics enthusiast in India has constructed the world's smallest arcade machine.

[B]

All right.

[C]

It's basically an inch tall.

[B]

Don't tell Kyler Murray about it.

[C]

And it runs Space invaders. Inch tall.

[B]

1 inch Space Invaders. How do you know you're even playing

[C]

it half inch wide?

[B]

There's four that's like me. That's like me saying I made an invisible Space Invaders. No one knows if it's actually playing.

[C]

He said he came up with the

[D]

idea during COVID It's like Wonder Woman's plane.

[B]

Yeah. Prove it.

[D]

Maybe it's there.

[B]

You see her floating around by herself.

[C]

They put a picture up of it.

[B]

It's because chips are that small now. Is basically what the point of that is. That you can actually get a full game inside a one inch machine. Crazy. Easy.

[C]

I got a couple of radio videos.

[A]

Oops. Stretch.

[C]

Okay. Well.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

The first one will take this.

[B]

Good. We'll stretch with this. Can someone put their nose in Brett's mouth and smell the puss? Oh, no. Bring it on over. Brad.

[C]

That's you.

[B]

Come here. Open your mouth and let me smell in there. Come here. No smell of death. Let me put the Junos in your.

[D]

In your mouth.

[B]

Now.

[D]

You can reach from there.

[B]

You son of a. He turned it on me. He turned it on up for that one. God damn it. I hope your teeth fall out. They kind of are. You got any gold ones?

[D]

Any gold ones?

[B]

Yeah. Me and my people are interested.

[C]

I have one for Brett to a video. The second one. First one's a. A balloon rescue that ran into a radio tower.

[B]

Like a hot air balloon.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh no.

[C]

I'm like how tall is this radio antenna?

[B]

It goes up. Are scary. There's a bad movie and I don't remember what it's called where two girls.

[D]

It's going straight down though.

[B]

What are you talking about?

[D]

The radio tower.

[B]

Huh?

[D]

Isn't it collapsing there?

[C]

No elevating it.

[B]

Okay. All right. Yeah. I was like come on.

[C]

And there's guys.

[B]

Gumball's on a lot of meds right now.

[D]

Not enough.

[B]

As the. As the drone goes up. It looks to like to people on drugs that the tower's caving. There's a movie called. I don't remember what it's called. But these two girls climb a radio tower and they get Stuck on top of it. And it is horrifying. But the movie's not very good. But there's some stuff in there that'll make you cringe.

[C]

So they get the one person over the dude, the one left in the basket.

[B]

I think this is why hot air ballooning is not worth it. There's too much trouble up. Up there with to just. We're just gonna float around with no control. You in? Yeah. 95 bucks, please. Like I gotta pay you for this.

[C]

Look at that.

[D]

Apparently the movie's called the Fall.

[B]

The Fall. Is that it?

[D]

That's what this guy just said. So.

[B]

Yeah, maybe that's. I don't remember the name of it, but it's two kind of hot girls, and they go up on this tower and they get stuck, and they're way up there, and it keeps having. If you have fear of heights, they do these shots and you're just like, oh, here's my God, it's Brett. Next Wednesday, looking inside of this mouth. Brutal. There's maggots. They're scraping. You're on an algorithm now? This is two days in a row.

[D]

I know.

[C]

I. I had to. I got a concrete that came in

[B]

tartar all around this and all. And you know what? The cleanup after is not much better.

[C]

It's a Corey.

[B]

Yeah. This dude's teeth are at war. They're fighting each other. It's a Corey, huh?

[C]

Yeah. It's like he's chipping away.

[B]

Oh, yeah. When they're chipping at the marble, he's a Corey.

[C]

Quarry.

[B]

Quarry. That's what he said. Nice big. Brady, how does thriller get into this? You did kind of say Corey, but I speak Brady, so I knew what he was talking.

[C]

Thank God you did.

[B]

Quarry. Yes. Not Thriller. Poor Thriller has not. Thriller has good teeth. Oh, this is gonna be Gummoe's weekend.

[C]

Next one's what everyone thinks about when the. The lane splitters up on motorcycles. Boy, Man, I don't know how they blaze through there.

[A]

Is this.

[B]

Here is your sound on air. Oh, my God. Oh. Elaine splits, bumps a car, and then goes right into the ass end of a Honda. Sell your bike. I love motorcycles. I think they're fun. But we need more people like Brett in this world. And eventually he's gonna go smashing in the back. Wow. Stop splitting lanes, please. They're making all the rules to try to kill you. You guys think it's to your benefit. I think it's some conspiracy to kill motorcyclists. That lane splitting thing is not good for anyone. Oh, And I know you guys. I know you guys, like, know we're supposed to pay attention. You're hard to see.

[A]

Well, I think you ride in groups mostly, right?

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Like this solo stuff.

[B]

Oh, lane splitting is.

[D]

Well, he shouldn't be splitting that fast anyway, right?

[B]

Well, that's in California. They go the speed limit on the freeway, splitting lanes.

[D]

California, Like I've. I've done it there once and they actually, in California, I think it's because they've been doing it so long. They're so used to it. Cars actually kind of move over.

[B]

Not me. I always forget about it. And then you go to make a lane change.

[D]

Well, there's that. Oh, but those dudes are just going too fast.

[B]

Yeah, you know, lane splitting. Oh,

[C]

last one's Middle Eastern prank.

[B]

Oh, I love that show.

[C]

Yeah, it's the this week on war.

[B]

Oh, man. It's called TV's funniest practical jokes. Bloopers and Jihads, I think. Yeah, Here we go. Oh, it's a guy pounding two trash can lids together. Avoiding them.

[C]

Now let's dad try it.

[A]

Those are dinner plates.

[B]

So he's banging it overhead and under his head and the guy's bobbing up and down like he's a bj and the guy just keeps hitting him in the head. The joke was try it again. The joke was that he would try to miss him. And then the dad gets up and he just keeps pounding him in the head.

[C]

Dense the lids.

[B]

I would like to try that. I would like to try that. I saw on the Internet yesterday, I saw a great practical joke that there's these guys that had this rope swing and one dude get grabs the rope swing on the tree and he goes swinging out over the lake and he comes back and it's like, yay. And then another guy runs over and he's real excited and he reaches up and instead of giving him the rope swing, they just give him a stick and it's in his hands and his arms. And then he runs off the cliff and he's like waiting for it to pull and goes just face first. It just crushes him. It was hilarious.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

But I like a Middle Easterners pound on each other. Tonight on More. Don't you find it hysterical? Any bloopers and the practical jokes and jihads.

[C]

The guy holding the lids was number 51.

[B]

Yeah, he's next. Yeah, that guy's running Iran right now. What do you mean? I'm in charge of all of it. The president's still alive, but he was Feckless. We need you to be a cleric.

[A]

Petey says, you know, one of The Kardashians is 51st.

[B]

Oh, my God. That could. Well, that was. They're. Yeah. What are they? They're Armenian. Oh, they're Armenian. That's.

[A]

Oh, there's different.

[B]

Maybe if it's over there. Maybe if you attacked. Yeah, it's one of them countries in the middle of the brown folk.

[A]

You made us think about it, though.

[B]

The. If they bombed Glendale, California, because that's a high Armenian population. Kardashian, probably like, in the 50s, anyway. All right, Gummo, what do you got?

[D]

All right, a little light today. So we'll just start off with this one drunk guy with a knife walking down the street.

[B]

I'll get a chair thrown out. He's got a knife, and he's wandering around threatening people. And some guy in a cafe just throws a table and chairs at him and hits him dead center. Oh, he's. Oh, and then he hits him with another table on the hand.

[A]

That's a good tactical.

[B]

Oh, he breaks his wrist with the bottom of a table and takes the knife from him. That's a great tactical black one table, full one. Oh, and he's not even trying to get into that restaurant, just walking by it.

[D]

I think he was swinging it at him.

[B]

Shatters the guy's forearm and takes his knife. He used all of the restaurant equipment that Porkopolis didn't need anymore and just beat the hell out of a guy with a knife.

[C]

The table's bar. Rauch, he doesn't need.

[B]

That's great.

[A]

Did they take over your table?

[B]

Tables, yeah. Did you sell the tables to the. To the Middle Eastern goat people? That sounded bad. You know what I mean?

[C]

They're. They're in there. Wow.

[D]

Same furniture.

[B]

That's what they are, is Middle Eastern.

[C]

I might have changed up the table.

[B]

They sell goat.

[C]

I can't remember. But we didn't take them with us.

[B]

Well, of course you did, so you sold them. I hope you just hand it over.

[C]

No.

[B]

Yeah, you didn't see any of that.

[C]

So you didn't sell it.

[D]

You just left the table.

[B]

Yeah. You just closed your eyes and walked away. Smart mark.

[D]

All right, here's some scumbag looking up skirts.

[B]

We got a surveillance photo of a lady in a skirt walking through a drugstore. She gets up to the counter. Here comes a guy behind her, and he's got. He does a weird little move there, spinning. And suddenly he's on his knees underneath the skirt. He's just peeking up There. What's that? She kind of has an idea. He did it. But did he take a picture? Yes.

[D]

And that's what he was doing.

[B]

Well, that's illegal. We shouldn't be looking at that. He snapped a photo. Yeah, just by looking up there.

[D]

And here's a spiritual water gun attack. That's how this one's titled.

[B]

Okay. Oh my God. It's a guy. He's holding his lady in the air with her legs open and he's spraying her all over the bathroom room.

[C]

Oh, I thought someone else was spraying on her.

[B]

No, she's peeing, Brady. And he's aiming at it. That bathroom is ruined. She's peeing.

[C]

Going over the land.

[D]

It's a weekend at the El Cortez.

[C]

I was just gonna say think about

[A]

that the next time you go to the Embassy Suites.

[B]

Well, Vegas is. The Embassy Suites is fine. He's right. El Cortez.

[D]

Oh yeah.

[B]

Where the party starts. Oh man. All right. Is that it? Yes. All right. Nice job. The word for 8 o' clock is anger. A N G E R. Think of that lady who emailed earlier about how awful her life is now that she's going through menopause and she can't hear jokes about it. Her name's Karen, but that's beside the point. She's got no self awareness and menopause. It's gotta be a rough life. Anger is what she's dealing with. And that's the word you can put in the 8 o' clock hour on the app and on our website 98kupd.com and maybe you too can disappear to the sphere.

[C]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool actually.

[B]

No membership fee. I have heard enough of this. Morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Karen emailed back at curious about she gone seeing it. She gone. She's off raging at someone else at work for looking at her sideways. Menopausal Karen, you got a couple. A couple weeks worth of good ones. We got Rachel and. And Catherine and now Karen angry about the world. And it's because we're in that time frame as a show that our audience has aged into that angry menopausal ladies. Keyboards are furious, restless. Well if Rachel's trying to get over there but she's. She's running around like crazy legs her. She can't get to the keyboard because her legs are. Are guiding her all over the place that rest. How come restless legs never happen while you're just walking in A Safeway. Guys, look out. I got restless leg syndrome there. Ah, it's an attack.

[C]

Kicking displays over.

[B]

Oh, cr.

[A]

I would look the can display.

[B]

Brady, you just sold me. Guess what? I've got restless legs. Tourette's. I just kick. I kick end caps over at supermarkets. I'm sorry. It's a disease. Terrible.

[C]

They put. If they put your.

[A]

Your face up at the opening to the Albertsons.

[B]

Yeah, watch this guy. Hey, look, you got to put me in one of those chairs and strap me down or I'll start kicking Rachel and her big fat legs. Kicking Karen screaming about her busted up ovaries. Not my fault. You cope with your life problems, I'll make fun of them. That's how this works. Real quick, one of our listeners, La Fig, has emailed and says for my old pony boy, Mad Dog Capone, we had to say goodbye. So please give your fur babies cookies and milk bones a year long battle with cancer around his heart. We were lucky to have my bully for 11.5 years. That's it for Las Vegas and her dog, she takes. She talks about her bullies a lot and she's a. She's a dog lady. So thanks, Lisa. Sorry about that. Cookies and hugs for all your pets or Capone. I like it. That's a good name. I have a thing. I'm confused about this. I was watching the, the sports thing Amazon line, so I don't even know what it was, but the Atlanta Hawks. Atlanta is known for its strip clubs. Like, like, yeah, yeah, this is great. So the Atlanta Hawks decided, well, let's just have Magic City Night and like honor the strip clubs that all these NBA guys like. And our audience loves this. Like the audience. NBA audience in Atlanta, they like strip clubs. And that's where I mean, the Gold Club, T.I. ray Lewis killed a guy at a strip club down there. Got away with it because people were like, the strip clubs are fun. Every rapper from the. The dirty south, it's, it's all about the strip clubs. And, and I've never been. I'm not a big strip club fan, but they say Atlanta and Tampa have the best in the world. There's one in Tampa called Moss Venus that's supposed to be. We went by it and it's big. It's right off the freeway there in Tampa. It's a monster. But.

[A]

Well, and that has like legendary status.

[B]

Oh, in the. But evidently so does this stuff in Atlanta. So Magic City Night was something the Hawks were going to do and one of their players, Luke Cormel says I don't like the San Antonio Spurs. It wasn't even their player. I guess it was a guy for the spurs. Says Luke Cornett's passionate plea to the Atlanta Hawks isn't stopping them from hosting Magic City Night. Says, don't worry, Luke. No strippers will work the party at the game. The spurs center spoke out Monday, calling the Hawks to scrap their plans to honor the iconic strip club in Atlanta when they host the Orlando Magic. Magic Come to Town Magic City Night.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And Luke's like, no. And they were gonna have wings and food and merch and music and T.I. who made it, put it on the map.

[D]

There's songs that are. That Magic City's mentioned.

[B]

I'm not playing. It's just tons of raps, Cardi B's in there. Future TI2 chains, dude, live crew. He says it's claiming that it sends a bad message to women. And Al Horford, who played for the Hawks back in the early in the aughts they call it. He said, I give praise to Luke Cornett and said that this is not a good idea. A rep for the Hawks tells us that the plans haven't changed at all and there have been no talks of calling an audible. Good for you, Atlanta Hawks. Now, isn't this the mixed message? Yes. Does it send a bad message to women or does it send a great message to women to say, you know what, that's a legitimate job and you're making you're paying ends, you're making ends meet and you're paying your bills and we support you no matter what you choose to do? It says the team's initial statement on the promotion didn't mention the adult nature of the establishment, nor did they say any of the dancers would be present. There's no real point to it. So from the food to the music, we're an exclusive merchandise. We're excited to team up with Magic City to create an authentic, true to Atlanta inspired game experience. This tells me two things. Atlanta's got a problem with attendance. And Magic City threw some money their way and they're like, all right, we'll do that. So that's basically what did you mention?

[A]

Are they featured at halftime?

[B]

No, no, no, they're not.

[C]

That would be spectacular.

[B]

Why is it bad to support a completely legal thing?

[D]

That's a local business. You should be supporting local.

[B]

And the taxes of strip clubs in almost every metropolitan area are specially designed to help like education and stuff and roads. Like they make them pay extra because

[A]

they are dirty, no less morally constraining than all the legal gambling that we do with them.

[B]

Exactly. You have, like, why is that? But it's against women, isn't it against lonely men too, then supporting a strip club is like, sad men. Strip clubs are not like, dance against your will places.

[C]

I know. And that's. I think that's maybe part of the perception too. It's wrong that they think that they're. There's trafficking going on.

[B]

But shouldn't women be, like, empowered by other women who are confident enough to do that job and willing to do it? Like, why would you yell at other women and say, this demeans me? You don't have to do it. What let's do mean it sexualizes us. Yeah, so do the Kardashians. You guys can't get enough of that. So the Real Housewives, and that's the number one show for women on tv. Men don't watch that. I mean, straight ones. But of course, everything's sexualized. I've seen Instagram. I've been to stake 44. Every woman that goes to stake 44 gets up like she's at Fashion Week just to go to the bathroom because she knows every eye is on her because she worked for an hour and a half to make sure everybody looks, and then she gets upset when they look. No, I like strip club night. It wouldn't make sense here. Phoenix is not known for its strip clubs. No, not at all. Like, people don't come here for, like, oh, that one. We don't even. I've lived here my whole life. We don't have. Bourbon Street's probably the one people know the most. But it's not like people don't fly in for it like they do. Atlanta and Vegas.

[A]

That's also like, one of the last big ones here, right? Like, skinny, small. All those ones on Scottsdale Road.

[B]

Yeah, they're typical.

[A]

Mons, Venus and Magic City. They are gigantic.

[B]

It looked like one of those crazy

[C]

girls is changing that.

[B]

Yo, crazy girls is great. There's great clubs. I'm just saying, nobody's flying in going, we gotta get to this place. That's a good move, Brady. It's an advertiser smart. That's what the Hawks are doing. Hey, these Magic City people handed us a lot of money. We're gonna bow down to this. I just think it's time we stopped bashing strippers. I think that's against women. And I think you're pigeonholing women who are like. Like, I want to be an outward kind of exhibitionist. And it's not hurting anybody. And it's paying my bills.

[D]

What's wrong with it?

[B]

Why is only fans not like, something like. I'm sure if only fans gave the Hawks or Sons or anybody a bunch of money.

[A]

Only fans night at the Hawks game.

[B]

I think what we're learning here is

[C]

my buddy who owned Bourbon street at one time said, I'm in the top 20 of employers of employees yet 287 women.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

On rotation.

[B]

And you know how much that would have been if those were men? You got to pay them 100. You're only paying the women 70.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So it's only, like, hiring 110.

[C]

List of employers in Arizona companies. And they would be up there.

[B]

I never thought of that, Brady. But you're an actual feminist. If you run a strip club because the only people you hire are women, pretty much. That's genius. I run an operation where nothing but 90% women in my employment. I. I employ single mothers and moms. And, like, that's. That's beautiful when you think about it. And I'm not making them do anything they don't want to do. Right. They signed up knowing the drill. I think it's time we empowered the stripper. Not all of them. Some of them shouldn't be doing it. There's a lot of confidence in a few of them that should not have it. Yeah.

[D]

When those lights go a little dimmer

[B]

on that stage, you know, when it gets. Oh, yeah. All right, guys, put your mining helmets on. We're going to turn the lights all the way off for this next apple.

[A]

I just always think, does it change up signs of betrayal?

[B]

Yeah. I had to tell her. Was it ma' am or it was a woman? There were no men.

[A]

But is that what he said, ma', am, or.

[B]

Yes, he did. Excuse me, miss.

[C]

He was polite.

[B]

Your butthole is showing. Because we just got yelled at for asking if their pants come off. You're not allowed to see anything under there. I'm like, okay. The boys from the band were like, okay. We didn't know if this was full nude. Well, it's not like, okay. The lady bent over and her wagon wheel was as clear as a bell. Her thong had slid over. And my friend Steve Blodgett tapped her on the shoulder and said, excuse me, miss, Your butthole showing. And she responded. And then we got yelled at for tapping her on the shoulder.

[A]

You got booted out for.

[B]

We didn't get kicked out. We were spending too much money to get kicked out. They weren't really that mad. Quit Talking about their wagon wheels. If it pops out, just let it go. And it did. What we're learning here is that Luke Cornett is a pussy. That's basically what he's a captain save a ho. He's. He's a white savior, I guess you'd call him. He's, like, standing up for women who can't stand up for themselves. The strippers aren't mad.

[A]

Feels like he's trying to get out ahead of something that didn't need to be gotten ahead of.

[B]

Like, you can. Like, I'm for Lerner and Row. I don't get mad when Demopolis Law or Sweet James shows up at a son's game. That's not the law firm for me. Like, all right, that's just not going to land on my thing. I'm a learner and rogue guy. So, yeah. So strippers get honored. I think it's high time we admitted that they've done some good in this world. Most of them are a mess, but so what? There's a lot of secretaries out there with their shirts on that are just as goofed up as strippers are.

[D]

Single moms need love, too.

[B]

Damn right. Since when is it degrading to.

[A]

Not from you, but you're.

[B]

Hold on. Since when is it degrading to throw. Throw money at women? What's degrading about that? If you were on the street and I just went, God damn. And just started chucking dollar bills at you. The difference is you kept your clothes on and there's still dignity in it. Or would you turn that money down?

[A]

Well, to take that further, isn't it less dignified to not throw a dollar at the stripper?

[B]

Well, no, no. Like, if I'm at Circle K, I'm like, that chick's hot. Oh, and I just went over and made it rain with the cash gun. I got it.

[D]

She was like, did with that homeless bra.

[C]

Exactly.

[B]

You're degrading me. Pick all that up and put it in your pocket. I'm like, no. What? What?

[C]

I'm gonna carry a cash.

[B]

I can sexualize you without you being naked. I do it all the time.

[A]

Watch this.

[B]

And if I started chucking money at you, I guarantee you wouldn't feel degraded. You'd be like, oh, my God, I was at the Circle K and this guy thought I was so hot, he gave me money. You'd be thrilled by it. I would, too. I wouldn't feel degraded, Brett. How bad would it be? You and I are staying there, getting a couple of. I don't know. Hostess apple pies like you love so much. That's why your teeth are falling out. And we're up there and. And a guy comes up and goes, you're a good looking man. Like, hey, thanks. Here's a hundred dollars. Even if it's a fellow, he'd be like, thanks. And they'll be like, that was Doug Hopkins. He does that all the time.

[D]

Then I called him cheap for not giving me five grand, right?

[B]

Where's my money, Doug? Niv Gummo. When I were up there and Brady, if somebody chucked money at you, you'd be like, this is degrading.

[C]

Stop. Knock it off.

[B]

Please don't anymore. I feel sexualized. Yikes. I'll never be the same. 300, 400, 500. Oh, it's the worst thing ever. Yeah, I hate it. Oh. Not that I was gonna start a gofundme, but this is. This is awful. Chucking money at women is not degrading at all. You should consider yourselves lucky there's in a job on the planet a man

[C]

can get behavior at the club.

[B]

Not a soul in this room ever has the opportunity to go into a and go, I'd like to work here and have people throw money at me. All I got to do is stand next to that pole. I don't even have to be good at it.

[D]

You're not going to be going for a job at Dick's Cabaret anytime soon.

[B]

Nope, I don't want. Because it's mostly dudes, not us. Not a man on the planet has that. It's a job. It's a job no man can have. It goes back to that argument that makes a ton of sense. Ladies hate this one. If women get paid less all the time, how come employers don't just hire all women? Ah, sassy. All of you thinking like, wow, that should be.

[C]

Well.

[B]

Well, I know we have our reasons we want our business to succeed, but for a while, it makes a load of sense.

[C]

We don't want Karen coming.

[B]

A great argument for that wage gap thing everybody's barking about. Well, if that were true, a smart businessman would never hire guys. He'd get the cheaper labor force.

[A]

John. And he pasted it here. Did you see the explanation that was posted online? It reads like this. Luke Cornett is a devout Catholic and a member of the Knights of Columbus. He has spoken openly about his faith, focusing on his vocation as a husband and father, and has even created a blog called Don't Pass the Rock to review churches he visits on NBA road trips.

[B]

No Kid, he's got church Yelp. Now. How would he feel if somebody said, we're going to have church night for the Atlanta Hawks? And all the other players are like, not. Not on my watch. So just, you know, just ignore it.

[C]

Probably honor that. Yeah.

[B]

He can make his statement and say, I'm not for this. This is against what I'm. Personally, I don't like slut.

[C]

Yeah. Just as long as they. I guess, you know, I look at it and go, well, you can do that. That's what they chose to do. But don't shame me for not participating.

[B]

Whatever. Well, you don't have to be mad. But don't. But don't go out on a soapbox and scream, this is wrong for everyone. Because I don't like it. We never honor strippers. Then it's time we. They got their. They. They've done a lot for society over the years, and they're not going anywhere.

[C]

In fact, I mean, there's been some problems over the years, but that's. Every business has.

[B]

Exactly.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Ever since we started making them work, every business has run into that problem. Prior to that, there were no issues.

[C]

And cocaine is involved in every business.

[B]

That's truer than you want it to be. The nine o' clock word is fade. Fade. But there go. There goes Brady. Did you see what he did there? He passive aggressively made strip clubs dirty drug holes.

[C]

I was defending.

[B]

No, you said there's all business now. You were passive aggressive about it. Kyler, we saw what you did. Plenty of businesses have cocaine problems. Mm. We know what you were doing there. And you're not wrong. They have a huge problem with drugs over at those things, but lots of places do. Fade is the 9 o' clock word for you strippers. I don't particularly care for strippers or strip clubs. I find it weird. Never been a big fan. Been there a few times. Tried to like it. I didn't like it. I didn't feel like there was any purpose to it. I was gonna go home and masturbate no matter what. Now I'm all frustrated. Don't touch me. I'm used to this. Like, stop it. I wasn't gonna. Don't put your hand. I wasn't gonna. Your friend gave me $10 to dance. Okay, fine. To get it over with. We're not getting along. I don't know how this happened. Happened. So, yeah, I look at it like that. Brady's buddy was a number one employer of women in this whole. Remember, they brag about that. They had a Lady on the news the other morning was making cupcakes for people, and she stood next to an incredibly pregnant woman on Channel 3 and another lady, and all she was doing was making cupcakes. And she looked at the other ladies and she goes, female business, female owned. And they all started dancing and I'm like, what the. It's cupcakes. Calm down. You didn't. You're not like, enriching uranium female. Oh, no, man can make a cupcake. We can make cupcakes. Calm down. We hire nobody but women like you. Imagine if a dude went on there and said, yeah, our business is all male owned. No women in there. Okay, we gotta shut that down. It's wrong.

[D]

Dale didn't do that when he had his cookie shop.

[B]

Nope. He hired everybody. We used to honor strippers. We had a MILF contest and got shut down because nobody was mad. But they gave everybody the opportunity to not come into work when we had it, and they didn't because it was a free day off. Anyway. Atlanta Hawks. I'm with you on this one. Tons of it. It's 906. We got a Rock wars coming. We haven't played Rock wars in a little bit, but a couple of weeks off. Brew was here. I don't either. We'll get to that in a second. We'll figure out Rock wars next. It's 98.

[C]

Hey, it's not Weir. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees.

[B]

I have heard enough of this. Homberg's morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. And the nine o' clock word is fade. F, A, D, E. And you get on that deal right there and you fade into the contest. Nine o'.

[C]

Clock.

[B]

Put it in the little box. They say. Great phrase, phrase that my grandpa told me to live by. I always put it in the little box. And you can do it at the app [e-mail] and why you ask if you're new to the show or if you're a podcaster. Because the podcast is huge. This is the live version. We tape here and then the podcast goes out for the masses. But we give give all you guys listening live on the radio a chance to win stuff for listening. And fade being the word today, can get you up to Metallica and Vegas. October 1st and October 3rd. Those are two different shows. You're not seeing the same show twice. Two different set lists. As far as I understand it. They're gonna do two different shows for those nights. And you get tickets to both. You'll be in Sphere in Las Vegas. And that's enough of a thing right there. If we gave you tickets to go see wizard of Oz, it would be neat. This is pretty amazing. So good luck to all of you. The game ends on Friday. I got Rock wars coming up. I came in last place the last time we played, which was three or four weeks ago, and that means I get to pick the topic this week. Got a lot to choose from. We got the menopause talk this morning. Karen losing her mind. We've got, you know, the Metallica contest ending on Friday and things like that. But I think it's, you know, we do what's right here. And we say goodbye to Kyler Murray. Say goodbye to little cardinal Kyler Murray. I'm gonna ban not only Metallica and Pantera, like always, but also the theme to Webster. If you were thinking the theme to Webster is a good idea, we're going to cut that right out.

[D]

Hit the road, Jack.

[B]

That's. Oh, yeah, don't do that. If you wanted to go down that road. But yeah, let's just. I don't even have to ban it. If you go that route, you deserve what you get. But a theme song to say goodbye to little Kyler Murray, who passive aggressively took a swing at the Cardinals on his way out and will be possibly a Steeler, possibly a Minnesota Viking, Dolphins, a lot of teams that'll try it, and we'll see if Kyler can resurrect himself. I've been saying it for a while. He should play baseball. And that's kind of a rumor that's circulating. He was a highly touted baseball player coming out of school. He got drafted in the mlb, and they were like, we're going to hang on to this guy. He's special.

[C]

So I saw that if he jumped to baseball, he's still going to get 37 million.

[B]

Yeah. If he. If he jumped to the couch, 19

[C]

million the following year.

[B]

If he jumped to a parking lot attendant, he'd make 37 and 19 from the car. It doesn't matter where he goes. He doesn't have to do anything.

[D]

Do promo at the station.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Drive the van around.

[B]

They're mental basket cases, too. He fit right in. But Kyler Murray is leaving Arizona. Number one overall draft pick, you know, bad. This sports city is now the Last 2 Number 1 overall draft picks didn't work for only one city in America, and that's Phoenix. You got yourself that Deandre Ayton who was Supposed to change the game.

[C]

Dominating.

[B]

Dominating at four points the other day. Son of a. You got the Kyler Murray. These franchise changing superstars. That didn't do anything for the franchise. Set him back.

[C]

He could go into esports for two years.

[B]

You think he could be good? Yeah. He's good at gaming. Maybe give him a chance. But I. I'm still. I'm not blaming Kyler for all that ills the Cardinals. I'm. I'm still taking a chance on him. So. A song for our friend Kyler Murray as he departs on Steve Kime's party bus one last time. If you want to help [e-mail] is how you email your suggestion. You can text 97936. We'll have Rock wars next. Holmberg's morning sickness. And away we go. It's time for the weekly sometimes battle of musical supremacy. It's becoming monthly with all the stuff we've had going on. It's Rock Wars. And it's brought to you by our friends at Mo Money Pond. Short or long term collateral loans from $10 to over 100,000American dollars. No credit needed. Top dollar paid. The entire process just taking several minutes. Mo Money Pawn. 12th street and Indian School. A little theme song today. A theme song we're gonna throw out there to our little pal Kyler Murray. He's leaving the Cardinals. He got the news yesterday that they will not be bringing. Are you all right? Gummoe and a dude who can't swallow. Brady's the healthiest guy in the room. All of a sudden I got a bubble in my kidney. Yeah.

[D]

We're a mess.

[B]

We're a disaster. He started choking on a single sip. Anyway. Got worried. I had to Heimlich yet. I'm dying for that day to come back. I owe you one. Back your high. Like your Heimlich maneuver didn't work

[D]

for lunch today.

[B]

Bad ribs. I'd rather choke to death and go back there anyway. So saying goodbye to Kyler. We just need a theme song for that. And I believe. Brady, you can go first if you'd like. All right. Right.

[C]

I. I just think we need to keep this short and sweet.

[B]

I get it.

[C]

And I went with the. I think it's rock's shortest song ever by Napalm. Napalm Death.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

You suffer.

[B]

Okay. You suffer. Why?

[C]

That's it, everybody.

[B]

Just because it's short. You made a short joke.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So he doesn't deserve anything because it's just. How dare you, by the way? Be the one that says he's too short. It's a pretty great song now, I gotta say. Say, Bert.

[D]

All right, me, I'm gonna go with. Well, you know that. That letter that he wrote, the open letter to every everybody, all the fans and everything else. I think that I'm. I'm playing this one too, by the way.

[B]

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

[D]

So I. I'm pretty much going with Chevelle Letter from a Thief, because he's gonna be thieving all the money for the next couple years and not doing a damn thing.

[B]

That's a lot of thinking and pretty good stuff. Stuff, Brett. It's really good. Brady made a short joke, and I got it, but this is actually thoughtful and well, well presented.

[D]

But 36 million this year, 19 the

[B]

next, and it's tough for me to turn Chevelle off. John and I were just talking.

[C]

Everyone's favorite second band.

[B]

Oh, everybody's second favorite band. You'll get it. This one especially. God damn, what a song. And maybe for my birthday, we just do Chevelle songs. Oh. Coming up in July. I'll get the boys on that. That is. They're so good. I like that. Well done. Mine is more from the perspective of Kyler. I mean, you got yourself the Arizona Cardinals staring you in the eyes going, you let us down. That's rich. But when the. When the. When the little Michael Bidwell stands eye to eye with the quarterback and they're about the same height and says, kyler, it's just not working out. We're gonna let you go. Kyler had to be happier than he's ever been. And all he had to be thinking was this. Get out the way. Get out of here. Move. Get out the way. Get out the way. Get out the way. Move. Yeah, I would love that. And then he's gonna. Cardinal fans, you're gonna sit and laugh. Ah, Kyler Murray sucks. And you're gonna watch that little bastard in a black and gold jersey thanking God and his parents, holding up that big silver football.

[D]

That song could go for either way. Yeah, like Cardinals could be saying that. He could be saying that Cardinals got

[B]

no nerve to ever say, move, bitch, get out the way. Because that would imply their forward momentum is taking them somewhere. Kyler's the only one with hope in this exchange. Now, they could both fall flat on their face, but who you betting on ends up in a better spot after this?

[D]

I'll take the zero on this.

[B]

Yeah, it's a tough question, but who do you think has a better chance of having a modicum of success going forward. Kyler or the Arizona Cardinals. Let history be your guy. That's easy. Cardinals are gonna themselves all over the place and smug and smugly smirk about it. All right.

[D]

Jimmy G. The savior.

[B]

That's right. Right. Things will change when Garoppolo gets here. And by that I mean it's gonna be a population boon in Scottsdale. Gonna get impregnate all of you guys. Handsome. And he's got. He's got a weapon. He's got a hell of a hammer, I hear. All right, we need to figure out how to win this without going to John Gordon because we're short on time. Final call.

[A]

That's it.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

585-9800. We're just going to leave it up to one of you who calls next and let you decide who wins this week. Last, Brett. Letter from a thief.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Excellent.

[D]

Thank you.

[B]

I chose Move by Ludicrous and Brady chose Napalm. Death's Song. You suffer, you suffer, which is less than a second. And all we need is you to call 585-9800 and tell us who you think wins out of all of that. Let's go right to the phones. Greg is there. Greg, are you ready? I'm ready. All right, who wins this week, Greg? Don Gummoe's the champion. Damn it. All right, thank you, Greg. Hold on.

[A]

You gotta say who's last.

[B]

Oh, I'll find out who's last next. We'll go with Alan. Alan, who came in last this week?

[C]

I'm gonna go with you, John.

[B]

Yeah, I don't think that's good for anybody. All right, well, thank you, Alan. All right, thank you very much. Well, you can't really argue around. I don't think this is good for anybody. All right, we'll do it. Well, Letter from a Thief is the one we'll go with. And it is a great song. Chevelle's great. John Gordon and I were talking about it yesterday, about how some of the new stuff hasn't moved us. But you go back to 2004 to 2012, about probably, maybe even before 4, like 2000. There's not much better than what Chevelle is offering up, that's for sure. We'll do a break. We'll come back with Chevelle's letter to Athena Gummoe is this week's champion. It's 98K upd.

[C]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually.

[B]

No membership fee. I have heard enough of this. Morning sickness, the old method of Treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Maybe there's more than two. It's like finding dinosaur bones. Chevelle right there. A letter from a. Nice job, Brett. You're the big winner this week. And that's. That's a. That's a catch right there. That's a keeper. That's keeper gummo. Before we get to the entertainment drill, I got a thing. It says, hey, broad here. That's how she starts her email.

[D]

I love her.

[C]

It's gonna be a good one.

[B]

I think we like her. Well, let me change that for you. Brett just hit 45 years old.

[D]

Never mind. Just kidding.

[B]

Because I seem sane. Anywho, can't stand females who talk about female stuff out loud. You look crazy. Not you. You control your crazy. Old or young. I'm not here to deal with BS because someone can't identify. They have problems. Dear Katrina at work, Get a new job or go to treatment, you nut. I think she's. Who's talking about Katrina? Who's that? She's losing her mind.

[D]

Your. Your shrink.

[B]

Oh, yeah. We all have issues. Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah. And I don't think this should be an excuse. If I turn into an A hole, I keep my pumpkin butt at home. People need to stop projecting. I've also spoken with different pharmacies because I've heard it from different nurses. The 55 and older population does have a lot of STDs because they don't use protection because they don't care about babies. Have a great day. My name's Jen. That's right, Jen.

[C]

Good fun fact.

[B]

That's right. Women are even tired of the women who called it. Or the one that emailed in Mad about menopause this morning. It's not my fault she's going through it. Quit yelling at me. Geez Louise, we can get through that, man. Tonight on War, they're going to show that ship getting blowed up, which is pretty awesome. Submarine preview. We saw the sneak preview of the submarines going in and blowing that stuff up. And what I really hope happens on War after. But that's just me as a. Like what John and I used to do when we were talking about better call stalls. Like, oh, oh, what if. So tonight, history is my guide, because I watched the. The show that nobody watched before war was Venezuela. That was kind of fun. But what we got known for was blowing boats up and then having a helicopter go by and take out the survivors. You got an Iranian warship that just got Subbed.

[C]

I heard we got 51 through 75

[B]

on the ship and we're just. We're doing it one at a time. But wouldn't it be great is if we had the. The. Tonight on war. They show the submarine blowing up that. That carrier over there for the Iranians or whatever it was some warship. And then you see the little glow in the dark, bodies in the water. And then that helicopter goes over the top of them like we did for the venies. We were just practicing on those venies. Hey, Pete Hexseth. We got a few still straggling around the warship. Okay, Mission accomplished. Nice job, Pete.

[C]

Just need the go sign.

[B]

Thanks. Crack open a cold jacket for me there, Pete. War tonight, seven o'. Clock. I'm all in on that. Brady is here and he's going to get you all set up for what's going on out. Because if you have been watching the news, you realize that there's nothing else going on. So Brady's here to help you with the entertaining news that nobody's talking about. It's the entertainment drill, brought to you by our friends at the Schwartz Laser Eye Center. I got a bunch of people emailing me going, man, you scared me. I'm getting my eye checked. Yeah, do it. Complimentary consultation from Dr. Jay Schwartz to make sure your eyes are going right. And even if they are going right and you kind of know it before, remember before my eye fell out a week or two ago when I would just say, hey, look at the license plate in front of you and see if you can read it. If you can't, go get your eyes checked. Now if you're seeing nothing but a big puddle of blood like I had probably a good idea to go to Dr. J. Schwartz and get your eye checked. Do it immediately. If that guy's email yesterday didn't scare you, that his friend had the exact same thing I did and now he's blind because he waited just a hair too long. I was close. I was close. I didn't realize it. Your eyes are nothing to mess with. And when you got a complimentary consultation aimed right at you, why don't you take advantage of that? Team IDOC.com schedule your consultation today and see how your peepers are doing. They trust them with the Phoenix Sun's eyes, they trust them with the Diamondbacks eyes, and they're certainly going to take care of you. Dr. Jay Schwartz and the Schwartz Laser Eye Center, Brady Entertainment.

[C]

Do you remember John Christian Love most recently played Ernesto on Better Call Saul?

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I didn't know that was.

[C]

He also played Jeffrey Owens on the Cosby Show.

[B]

Oh, that was the same guy?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Wait. Because wasn't he begging for money a couple years ago working at Trader Joe's? Yeah, he was. He was.

[C]

Now he's an Amazon prime driver. Driver?

[B]

Her. He was married to the oldest daughter from Huxtable Clan.

[D]

She was named something.

[B]

Sabrina or that was her name.

[D]

Damn it.

[B]

Well, we've lost the Cosby kids. Don't you start looking around. You're not gonna remember.

[C]

Her initials are ghb. So he's driving for Amazon. I haven't given up on Sandra acting. It's just a little slow right now. Got to do whatever it take. I got bills.

[B]

A lot of actors end up being waiters or Trader Joe's clerks. He just happened to be one that was on the most popular show of the 80s. Yeah, he wasn't a crucial member of the Cosby Show.

[C]

If they have a stake and shake where he lives, he should get a job there.

[B]

Why?

[C]

They're paying employees now 21 cents an hour in bitcoin. Hey, and they're throwing in another thousand on July 7th. And that Trump. Big deal. You know the account that he'll start out on, get a thousand dollars. They'll match it.

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Hey, can you pay with your bitcoin? Can you pay bills?

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I don't know how they're. Yeah, cash out 21 cents an hour.

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All right.

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Nicole Kidman can actually perform an Oscar autopsy. Her show coming at Scarpetta. She trained with a doctor. She's playing one.

[B]

No, she's.

[C]

She's method actor.

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I asked my doctor friend.

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She can pull your guts out.

[B]

My. Okay, everybody can do that.

[C]

It's really not that hard.

[B]

I can perform an autopsy because there's no damage. It's already dead. But I talked to my buddy, liver surgeon Jeff Brink, and I said, how long would it take you to teach me to pull a liver out of a dead body?

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Body?

[B]

And he said, Two years. And I'm like 48 hours. I can get it down now. Putting it into the living thing, that's something else. Probably.

[C]

Yeah, that's different.

[B]

But if I was hyperfocused on the antelope before, sure, that's nothing. But you didn't like you. You. If you carved up its. Its individual or something. Yeah, or it's heart. You can screw it up for medical research, but for the most part, I can open up a body and pull out parts. That's all.

[C]

An autopsy is Christina Applegate's new book just came out, her memoir, and she talks about one of the stories. In 1989, she was at the VMAs and she went with Brad Pitt and left with Sebastian Bach.

[D]

Wow.

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Pitt was just. I mean, he was young.

[B]

Yeah, they were both very young.

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And Sebastian Bach at the time. Lawn air, dreamboat.

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He was beautiful. He was prettier than Brad Pitt at the time. Time.

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That's what she said.

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Who knew that the aging process would attack one of them a little bit harder?

[C]

Brad didn't talk to her for a couple of years.

[B]

Yeah.

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Finally made up after that. Then the other thing she mentions is when she was 19, she had an abortion, got pregnant by an abusive boyfriend, and her years long infatuation with Johnny Depp. I don't know if that was the boyfriend or I. I just think, think. Because didn't you hear rumors about Johnny Depp and.

[B]

Well, I knew from a guy my sister dated that he was in a band with Johnny Depp in Florida and he said he was getting everybody pregnant.

[C]

I don't think it was that Johnny Depp was on this one. She was just infatuated with him during

[B]

that time while she was getting beaten up by some other guy and having abortions. Yeah, it's an odd time to mention that I had an abortion. Her man was abusive to me. Me. And man, did I love.

[C]

Do I love Johnny Depp. It helped her deal with it.

[B]

Well, maybe he hit her so hard her thoughts aren't straight.

[C]

A plastic surgeon chimed in and he thinks Jim carrey spent around 60 grand for his surgical transformation.

[B]

I think he's just gonna.

[C]

I'm seeing those pictures now and it looks. Doesn't look as.

[B]

It's not weird. Is that one picture pretty weird.

[C]

Billy Idol says smoking crack helped him give up heroin.

[D]

Oh, that's always nice.

[B]

Silver lining. If you're looking for one thing about crack, it's gonna. Well, that's all they do at clinics is you're on heroin. They put you on a drug that's gonna knock out the heroin. But you get addicted to methadone, it's the same thing.

[C]

Billy Corgan has a conspiracy theory. Thinks rock music was purposely dialed down beginning in the late 90s.

[B]

Yeah. On purpose.

[C]

Yeah. And he says the CIA was involved.

[B]

All right. Hey, I'm no longer batting my eyes at that stuff.

[C]

I don't either. He brings up the point of. He goes, you know, it still sells the most tickets.

[B]

It's all the concerts that are huge are rock shows.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And there's still a Couple that it

[C]

doesn't get the representation.

[B]

No. As a genre, rock is the number one concert going experience, but it has no support anywhere. And he blamed MTV for this. He basically said they went on a thing where it was all aimed at, you know, an urban audience and, and, and, and teams intentionally trying to like groom a new audience and for whatever reason, the videos. Yeah. Billy's not wrong.

[C]

Yeah. And the other Sebastian Bach news that CC Taken over for D. Snider.

[B]

No one has ever said that phrase. More Sebastian Bach news today because they had originally planned.

[C]

They scrapped their plans or their 50th anniversary tour because D. Retired due to health issues and immediately Sebastian stepped in. It's like this has gotta happen.

[B]

Is it still a 50th anniversary tour if the dude singing isn't part of it?

[C]

Yep.

[D]

The only guy that anybody cares about in that band. D. Snyder.

[B]

Yeah. I mean I don't even know who. I couldn't even guess one of the first names.

[D]

JJ French is impressive, Brad.

[B]

I give you that. Yeah. Well done.

[C]

Of course.

[B]

John, do you know J.J. french, D. Snyder and the rest?

[C]

Yeah, they've changed it to the 50th anniversary cash grab.

[B]

Yeah, well, that's fine. I don't think it's going to be at the Marquee Theater. I don't think Twisted Sister pulls more than that. Maybe Van Buren. I might go to that. That see Sebastian, if he's back in town, we're having him in again and I'm going to ask him about Christina Applegate's abortion. Was that you? He wouldn't shut up about Johnny Depp, man. I'm like, yeah, I know. That's what it seems like.

[C]

Evidently in his book he talked about that too. He's like, who's better looking than Brad?

[B]

Pit this guy for a little bit. Yeah, but man, the horrors.

[C]

He goes. I can always say that at one

[B]

time I was used to win too much, man.

[D]

Oh, they're playing the Alaska State Fair on September.

[B]

Big crouch. Yeah. I don't get you.

[C]

Big money.

[B]

Are they headlining it or.

[D]

I would hope so. See Alaska State Fair.

[B]

For Christ sake.

[C]

It's puppet show then, right?

[B]

The guy spinning plates, he's been great. Alaska treasure, 10 o' clock.

[C]

Word.

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It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually.

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