Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona

Episode: Entertainment Drill - WED - We're Shocked Seeing John In His New Suns Bandana - People Are Joining John In His New Sleep When You Want No Clock Schedule
Release Date: March 5, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo

1. Sponsorships and Commercial Segments

The episode kicks off with Bret Vesely addressing the show's sponsorships and recent endorsements. He acknowledges a slight neglect in their usual segments, thanking their partners for their support despite missing some regular content. Bret highlights a successful collaboration with NewACUnit.com, sharing a listener's positive feedback:

Bret (00:48): "...the guy emails and says, yeah, I knew my AC wasn't going to make it so I did it. He saved tons of money..."

He emphasizes the ongoing promotion, encouraging listeners to utilize the promo code for significant savings on new AC units.

Next, Bret gives a shout-out to MoMoneyPond.com, appreciating their efforts to keep the community smiling. He also introduces the Entertainment Drill segment sponsored by ReactDefense.com, promoting their self-defense training programs:

Bret (01:36): "Reactdefense.com might just save someone's life listening right now. That's a fact."

Brady adds to the promotion, detailing the comprehensive training offerings and urging listeners to take advantage of the opportunities available.

2. Entertainment Drill: John Holmberg's New Suns Bandana

The heart of the episode revolves around Brett's humorous experience with his new Suns bandana received at a recent game. Brett shares an engaging and laugh-filled recount:

Brett (02:58): "What's the matter? Nothing. My hat. My bandana. You guys laughing at my bandana?"

He explains the context of receiving the bandana as a game prize and his subsequent adventures trying to wear it:

Brett (03:05): "I put it on because I'm on my new schedule of staying up all night, just going to work... I don't know why I've been changing my clothes."

Brett elaborates on the discomfort and awkwardness of the bandana, describing attempts to share it with others and the mixed reactions:

Brett (07:03): "I'm in my gay Mexican Sun's fan bandana and Brett seems to find that hysterical. Came in and do a double take on it."

The conversation turns playful as Brady and Dick tease Brett about his new accessory, leading to a series of jokes about his appearance and the band's merchandise. Brett's vivid descriptions and the hosts' comedic interplay create an entertaining segment that highlights the camaraderie among the team.

3. Life Hacks and Personal Changes

Transitioning from the bandana antics, the hosts delve into a discussion inspired by "hacks for life" shared by listeners. Brett shares various old-fashioned habits people engage in, sparking humorous takes:

Brett (07:27): "A lot of them are like women bringing lap blankets and stuff. That's when you know you're an old woman..."

He and Brady exchange laughs over these quirky habits, including shuffling into slippers and the nostalgia associated with such routines. Brett then segues into his personal change:

Brett (07:48): "I'm not on a schedule anymore. Doing stuff that you got to do because it's time and it's great. But now I'm not going to change my clothes anymore."

Brady and Bret support Brett's decision to embrace a more flexible lifestyle, commenting on the benefits and the humor in adjusting long-standing habits.

4. Memoir Spotlight: Brady's Grandmother's Story

Brady introduces a personal touch by discussing his grandmother's upcoming memoir, "Say Everything." He shares an entertaining anecdote from the memoir, detailing a memorable encounter with actor Matthew Perry:

Brady (08:50): "She has a new memoir coming out, and it's called 'Say Everything.' It includes a little fling she had with Matthew Perry..."

The story recounts their meeting on the set of A Night in the Life of Jimmy Reardon, leading to a humorous and heartfelt moment later in life. The hosts find amusement in the tale, with Bret reacting to the unexpected twist:

Bret (09:31): "Do I have to call it that now? If I go get a drink of water, do I have to say, I'm having a sober drink?"

The segment adds depth to the episode, blending personal history with lighthearted banter.

5. Photo Mishaps and Bandana Humor

The conversation shifts back to the bandana theme as Brett discusses the challenges of having the bandana featured in photos. He humorously critiques pictures where the bandana doesn't sit well:

Brett (10:05): "Delete that one. That's not fair. I had pooped. It's not funny. Delete that."

The hosts examine various photos, laughing over the awkward placements and expressions captured while Brett dons the bandana. Brett's self-deprecating humor and the hosts' teasing create a light and relatable moment for listeners.

6. Giveaway Announcement: Trip to Disneyland

Concluding the episode, the hosts announce an exciting giveaway in collaboration with Larry, promising a trip to Disneyland:

Brett (13:18): "Everybody gets tickets today. Everyone gets tickets today."

Brady clarifies the eligibility criteria, emphasizing that qualifying listeners have a chance to win:

Brady (13:20): "Everyone who qualifies gets tickets. One person qualifies today, they get tickets to Disneyland."

The segment ends with playful skepticism about the giveaway's legality, adding to the show's trademark humor:

Dick Toledo (13:30): "Is that approved by legal?"

Despite the jest, the announcement generates excitement, encouraging listeners to stay tuned for their chance to win.

Conclusion

The episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness weaves together humor, personal stories, and community engagement seamlessly. From spirited discussions about new merchandise to heartfelt anecdotes and exciting giveaways, John Holmberg and his team deliver an entertaining and relatable morning show experience. Notable moments, such as Brett’s bandana saga and Brady’s grandmother’s memoir story, provide both laughs and meaningful connections, ensuring listeners are both entertained and invested in the show's dynamic interactions.

Notable Quotes:

• Bret (00:48): "He saved tons of money and he used the promo code..."
• Brett (03:05): "I'm on my new schedule of staying up all night, just going to work."
• Brett (07:27): "That's when you know you're an old woman..."
• Brady (08:50): "It's called 'Say Everything.' It's pretty much exactly what she does."
• Brett (10:05): "Delete that one. That's not fair. I had pooped."
• Brett (13:18): "Everybody gets tickets today. Everyone gets tickets today."

These highlights encapsulate the playful and engaging nature of the episode, showcasing the hosts' chemistry and the show's ability to blend humor with genuine conversation.