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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
03-05-25 - FULL SHOW - WEDNESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD
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John Holmberg
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Brady Bogan
Still streaming Homberg's morning sickness online at 98kupd.com Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Wednesday. It is 5:45 this. It's the morning sickness. My name's John Holmberg. How are you? There's Brady, there's Brett, there's big Dick Toledo and, and we are off and running for another perfect day here in paradise. Glorious, glorious. Beautiful. It's going to rain later this week. Right before we went to the air, something got my eye. Awful. I man let yesterday, Brady got we, we had Kato Kalin on the show yesterday from the O.J. simpson fame. He's a good dude. He really was a good dude. So yesterday Brady golfed with him all day and then go back and then we went to the Suns game last night with a couple of Brady's friends and wonderful people. And then Cato joined us and so we went to the Rah Rah. We had a dinner and then off to the Suns game. And I am currently the only person on the planet with a photograph of Kato Kaelin and the Phoenix Suns gorilla. I'm the only one in the world. I'm the only one in the world. Also. I was, I am a constant observer of abnormalities on the planet. So my night last night was more just looking around because you sense, you sense and feel when somebody's being recognized. Hang out with somebody who's got notoriety at all. You can feel when somebody looks at them and says even to a certain degree, us and the radio thing, you know, when somebody's like, oh, I know that guy.
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Big Dick Toledo
Get that feel.
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Brady Bogan
You get that feel like, oh, they're paying attention though. They listen to the show or whatever. When it's with somebody who's got real status or real fame or celebrity, it's, it's almost more uncomfortable because there's, they're less likely to approach them. There's a lot of staring. There's a lot of, like, talking, like double takes and things like that. So I was watching that a lot yesterday. A lot. And at the Rah Rah Room, it was going on fairly frequently and it was interesting to see. And then I think at one, the gorilla in the suit made a human noise when he went by. And I said, can I? Because he goes by on a scooter. We're walking around underneath the arena, kind of in the bowels of the arena, heading back towards the club. And then the gorilla goes by on a Segway. And Kato's like, oh, my God, that's the gorilla. Like, you forget people who aren't here. The gorilla is exciting. Like, we're tired of the gorilla. Like, we seem like, there's that stupid ass gorilla. He's fun, but we like him. But it was like, there's the mascot. Oh, my God, there's the gorilla. Gorilla turns around in the Segway and I'm close, and he looks at us and he does the stupid gorilla. The guns. The guns and the over. And then the clapping for no reason, which I don't understand. Just talk. All right. The clapping and the pointing. I'm like, oh, it's just so muggy to me. It bothers me. It's pantomime. It's like having a mascotry, John. I know, and I hate it. I don't know if you were trained, you mascots, to constantly do the mugging and the. And the nodding. Everything's like, yeah. I'm like, all right, calm down. Let's go. Guy in the outfit. But there's no say, let's go. Like, that would be fun if the gorilla just all of a sudden said, let's go.
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Big Dick Toledo
So he just leans and puts the hand above.
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Brady Bogan
Yeah. He does the ears. He does the Hulk Hogan. The mime, he's miming. It's like having a mime. No one would ever want the mascot to be a mime. They're annoying. Same thing. So he goes by. I like the gorilla. Don't get me wrong. I've just seen. I've seen the show for 50 years. It's a long. It's a long gorilla show. He never seems age either, you know? No, I know. Hey, look, he's staying in shape, whatever he's doing, so. And he does some neat stuff, but he goes by. And when he spun around and saw, you know, when he was done with the nonsense and the pointing and the clapping and the nodding, which all I said was, hey, gorilla. Or. And Cato Started yelling. He turns around and he's nodding and he's clapping. And I said, hey, can I get a picture of you two? There's nobody around us. And he looks. And I heard the gorilla go, oh, in the suit. Like, he realized that's Kato Kahlen, I think. Or something happened on the Segway, or he was honking up a loogie. He'd been eating popcorn, got one of those holes stuck in the back of his throat. But I think he recognized Kato Kalin. So through all the observation and everything else. And then he's in, of course. Then both of them start pointing at me, and I'm like, guys, just pose for the pictures. Like, there's no reason. It's a still photograph. You. You nodding. Doesn't. It just blurs things up. So there they were in the thing, and Cato gets the picture with the gorilla. I am the only person alive with the originals of Kato and the gorilla, which is phenomenal. It was great. But then later, we go back to the seats. Cato's getting. I think he's getting tired because he had a full day. Long day. And so we're at the seats, and there's a little girl about six and her brother sitting in front of us. And. And then their parents. And Cato starts, for no reason at all, rapping as if he were retarded. And I'm like, what is going on? You know, I'm from Phoenix. I play the ball. Triple the ball dribble. I'm like, oh, we're losing them. It's over. This is. This is the thing. And then he, like, pretends to answer his sunglass case. And he's in. The T shirts were coming, and he acted like he caught something. This little girl's watching him the whole time, but she's not watching with entertainment value. She's watching like, what is going on? I've never seen. I've never seen a kid under the age of 8 with a face that was more. What the. Is this in my life? Hilarious, though. And he knew it. So he's playing on that. And he acted like he caught his own sunglasses from the things. Oh, my God. And I mean, he's going like, everybody looked like there was a murder. Oh, my God. I got. Look what I got. I got one. And he's holding up sunglasses. And I think some people are like, wait a minute. That guy just gets sunglasses out of the gun, the gorilla's gun. And the little girl's all in. Like, a hundred percent all in. So he's entertaining a little girl with his mentally retarded character and his guy who catches sunglasses and he's singing, and it was funny. And then. And then I see, like, she wouldn't turn around. Her dad taps a little girl on the shoulder and says, turn around. And he looks back to say he's sorry and realizes. I think it was the observation of knowing when somebody goes, oh. Oh, my God. Like, you turn around. He goes, I'm so sorry, guys. And he just stared. Like, he's looking right at him, like, wait a minute. And he's like, okay. And Katie was just all dancing, and it was the greatest things to watch. And then whispering to each other. The moment it took, like, they waited, like, a minute. Like, we wouldn't hear or see them. They were a row ahead of us. The dad leans over to the mom and gives the. There's two kids in between them and gives the thumbs behind us. Like, do you see what's behind us? Gives the thumbs. She looks back and she's like, I know. Like, guys, we can hear you. It was hilarious. And that's just his world. It's so strange, no matter where he goes. We walk by, and the people we were with, Greg and Kara.
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Big Dick Toledo
Yep.
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Brady Bogan
And Greg and Kara go by with us to the seats. And Kara was just counting out people that she could hear as we were walking ahead of him going, that's Kato Kaelin. It's just so weird to live a life with his type of fame because immediately you're not thinking, oh, remember Kato Kaelin from, you know, the first episode of Mad tv? No. Everybody knows what he's from. And then they start talking about that. It was. It was insane. It was so fun to watch, so fun to be a part of. Just because I'd taken that approach of being like, I'm just gonna watch tonight. I'm just gonna. I'm gonna cuck the evening. And, man, did I. It was fun.
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Big Dick Toledo
When we. We played golf yesterday. It was the. I didn't. It was the media invite for the LPGA event, which is happening in a couple of weeks. So we go there, and they're doing the rundown of. There's what you expect at the tournament. And there's a couple of people there that I haven't seen a long time saying hi to him. And one friend, you know how he was talking about how people feel about Cato and the whole trial. There's that. And Cato talks about. Oh, there's still some occasional hate. One of the guys that I hadn't Seen in a while. Just comes up and goes, what the F are you doing with this guy?
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Brady Bogan
Yeah. They associate him with, like, with the death.
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Big Dick Toledo
Yeah.
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Brady Bogan
Like, it's like he was tied to it. It's just a guy who was close by.
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Big Dick Toledo
And then all the closet just finally.
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Brady Bogan
Like, once the door opens, there's a lot of people asking. It was fun. We had a good time. And you don't realize. You forget. Cato is going to be 66 years old in a couple of weeks.
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John Holmberg
Oh, no kidding.
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Brady Bogan
Yeah. Yeah, it'll be 66 in a couple weeks. Yeah. And it's very active few days. It was. He was just great. It was. We had a great time. A lot of fun. It was interesting. It was like living in a simulation for me, having been someone so strangely interested in that trial. My first memorable toy outside of my teddy bear was my O.J. simpson action doll. And I could change him into a suit and then change him back into a Buffalo Bills uniform and complete with little tiny rubber cleats. Like, he had a headband. Sometimes I would say, I would dress him up and we'd go to Hertz. I believe it was, let's not offend. He'd fly through the airport. But I would. I would, you know, put him in the suit and he would ironically date my sister's Barbies. He was like. And he was huge. It was one of those foot and a half dolls where Barbies just a little tiny. He was big, and it worked out great. He'd tower over the other Barbies, and.
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John Holmberg
Then it was like, some blondes, you.
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Brady Bogan
Know, what are you gonna do? It was fun to pop Barbie's head off. I didn't realize that that was, you know, foreshadowing, but that's what we used to do. And try to spread Barbie's legs open against her will. It was stupid things like that. Laughing. And then I change him back into the football thing. Just mash into stuff. But that was my first. So OJ Always had, like, this weird thing to me. I was always kind of like a. O.J. was my.1 of my ties back to childhood. So it's just strange. And then to be with a guy so affiliated with the Mess. It was fun, but watching people react to that, it was so much more than a celebrity. It was so different than, like, hanging out with Caliendo or when Ralphie got recognized all the time because he was just so blobbing big. And people knew immediately. There's Randy Johnson has that kind of, like, immediate draw because you can't miss him 610. But this one was different because when people recognize him, they immediately go to a. To an event where they were. You know, it's just that whole tie in. And you can see it. You can see it on their faces. The. The odd connection that we all have to that because of if we were alive at that time, because what went on. So I want. I told him, I said, come on down again this morning. Frank Caliendo's coming, and Frank is going to join us this morning. And Frank was going to come in yesterday, but was too afraid, essentially, from what I was told. He said, he's going to explain that. I said, you were too worried. He goes, no, I got bumped by Kate. Okay. And I'm like, you didn't get bumped. You can come in anytime you want. Uh, that's probably not the best for me. Why? Because of O.J. and me and. And things. And so he gets nervous. So if I did OJ With Kato, it would have made him pucker so badly that he would have just.
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John Holmberg
He gets that uncomfortable with O.J.
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Big Dick Toledo
Huh?
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Brady Bogan
O.J. when we had the podcast and I would do O.J. he would always. He loved he Ray Lewis and O.J. i think Frank liked a lot, but I don't know that he was, like, overly cozy with it. He would. His head would always drop. Okay, okay. The whole time, like, okay, okay, okay. And then Frank would be wildly uncomfortable about it.
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Big Dick Toledo
A couple times yesterday, when we're on the golf course, he. He talked about it twice. He's like, the O.J. you did. He's like, it is freaky.
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Brady Bogan
It's scary. It's like, yeah, he liked it last night. Yeah, he was. He made me do it for a couple people. It doesn't. When you're looking at me and I'm doing O.J. i don't think it's nearly as good. Well, he looked down when you were doing it. He wasn't looking at you.
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Big Dick Toledo
And he got caught up a little bit like that.
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Brady Bogan
That was another thing. You're a jerk. Yeah. Last night, told me. He goes, I was standing by myself and I was in the rah rah room, and he was. Cato was talking to his friends, and I went over and talked to another guy, and he goes, when you were doing that, he was so upset. I'm like, I don't think he was upset. Oh, my God, you could feel it through the radio. And I'm like, I don't think he was upset. I think it was just different. I think it was something he's like, that's just strange. And, you know, it's. The bringing OJ Back from the grave was interesting to him, and he complimented the impression a lot. And he said, and. But everybody thought they put that on top of it. Like, oh, it bothered him. I'm like, I think 30 something years later, he's okay. I think. I think he'll be all right.
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John Holmberg
He says that.
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Brady Bogan
Yeah. Yeah. What are you gonna do?
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Big Dick Toledo
It's, you know, someone said mention the thing too soon. He's 30 years.
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Brady Bogan
Yeah. This guy says, I got an email says, john, I have to admit, I was wrong. I thought having Cato on was a. An example of flaming out, bro. But, boy, I was wrong. It was really interesting. I enjoyed it. I feel bad for all the hate that Cato's gotten over the years. Yeah, it's a strange thing. Why would that be an incident of flaming out? I don't understand why. Talking to Cato, oh, that's flaming out. I guess maybe some people, but it was. Yeah, it was pretty fun. Anyway, Cato Kala night was great and also happened to go to, without question, the best damn Suns game of the year. Freaking Suns. I get people emailing me after and texting and stuff. Oh, that was the best. Like, oh, they could be making a run now. And I'm like, wait a minute, we're happy with this. They showed energy and effort for the first time all year. And by the way, not for two of the four quarters. They were down 23 points for a reason. And keep in mind, they played a team that's been flaming out for a while, bro. The Clippers are Clippers caving in on a lot of teams. They showed some heart that one point last night, Kevin Durant, right after the Suns made a play, started to do his hands at the crowd, like, come on, get up, get up. And the crowd looked at him like, is he okay? Like, we've never seen Kevin Durant even actually acknowledge there's a crowd there. He's trying to pump the crowd up. And finally they're like, he's talking to us. He wants us to actually get excited. Like, they care tonight. And they did. He and Budenholzer got into a little scuffle on the sideline. He. And there I am. I told Kato. He goes, oh, man, this is exciting. I'm like, this is the first time all year since the. Since the first week that there's this. This kind of excitement in the building. It was. He's insane. He gets to go to the best game all year by Far. And I got to see him with the gorilla, which is. You know, the pictures are. There's a lot. And then this was him. Brady. This was him pretending to be a retarded rapper in front of the kids. I've got a couple. Yeah, but the gorilla and stuff. Is there a thing in mascot school where they teach you the clapping point? We gotta get over this. The chicken been doing it for years. Oh, that. That whole. It's just over. Exuberant. Like, just do something new that it's so freaking weird to have or talk to me. And then the nodding. Like you. He's so affirmative. Like, I could just say, oh, I've got anal fistulas. And you get two fingers in the nod. Like, yeah, all right. And they're clapping and walk away. But I've never. I've had two moments with mascots that are. One with Chip and Dale when I was a kid where the one. Chip or Dale, not sure which, wouldn't let me go at Disneyland. Like, it was awkward. And I really enjoyed being in that warm. It felt brand new, very fresh. The embrace was sweet. I had strange dreams about Chip and. Or Dale afterwards. It was very weird. A very comfortable, childish moment. And then the other one was that. That we. We helped Toledo's wife when she had that school room full of special kids. I don't know if she still does that, but we read the Lorax to them. And you dressed up like the Lorax because you look just like him. And put Brady in orange and made him read. And then Howler was there from the Coyotes. And I remember he put his arm around me and did the point and the clap. And then he goes, love the show, man. Big, big fan. I'm like, don't talk. Don't talk.
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Big Dick Toledo
You ruined.
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Brady Bogan
Yeah, don't do that. If you're gonna do that, do it all the time. You can't just. You can't. No, I'm serious. I'm like. You're. I'm not. I'm breaking. I'm breaking all the rules. I'm like, stop it. When Howler says that through the mask, you're like, okay, no. If you're allowed to talk, then talk. If you're not allowed to talk, don't talk. Do the clap, point and nod thing. But, yeah, it was. It was strange, but yeah, I don't know if she's still teaching those kids, but every mascot has that moment, and kids even seem like put off by it a little bit. I told the gorilla a couple nights ago, he's in my. He was in my row, and he started to walk towards us. And I said, I'm not getting up, because I was tired of that. He'd already walked down there once. I'm not getting up for this. You figured out you're a gorilla. Climb something. And he just clapped and nodded, of course, and then climbed over the seats in front of us and then turned around and looked back and pointed at me. I think I kind of pissed him off. You couldn't see a facial reaction because it's a mask. You forget. All right, enough gorilla people from out of town. The gorilla's the thing. It's Mickey Mouse. It's Mickey Mouse at the. I'm sure people at Disney are like, oh, Christ, there's that idiot Mickey walking by. But for us, it's like Mickey. Which is why I always thought the thing they did at Disneyland when they made it all digital, like, you can find the characters on your phone. Oh, yeah. They're all gps, so you don't have to. It's not even, like, surprising. The fun thing for me, when I.
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Big Dick Toledo
Was run over there and track him down. Oh, look, Woody, over by the right.
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Brady Bogan
Yeah, Woody's standing over here by Tomorrowland. And so you go run to him. Yeah, yeah. It's a neat technique, but it was neater. It was like a celebrity sighting. When you were just a kid and you're walking, your mom would tap in the shoulder and goes, look. And there's Donald Duck. Like, hey, kid. Like, oh, my God. You weren't sure you were going to run into him. Like, it was a tree. Now they're like, okay, there's Pocahontas is standing next to Cinderella. We could go over there. Elizabeth Warren. Yeah, yeah. Elizabeth Warren was there. He called her Pocahontas last night. I know. And then. Oh, my God. In the State of the Union, a man called a woman Pocahontas. Oh, he took a swing. It was great. Yeah, but I mean, I always thought that was a better way. Going to Disneyland, being surprised. I wouldn't count it as a celebrity sighting. If I'm like, all right, I've got a tracker on George Clooney. And he's at no Boo. So we're gonna go over there and just wander. Oh, there he is. Like, it's. That's Pokemon. But when they find, like, they find you or they're close to you, it's different. So when the gorilla just pops up, people get excited.
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Big Dick Toledo
At Kings island, the entrance, you had to go out in character. Like, scooby Doo coming out. When I was in Scooby Doo, you come out of this door in this little cave, so it's kind of hidden, but people are just walking down there. So you come out and they're facing the other way, so you can walk right up to them and back. They have no idea. Then they turn around.
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Brady Bogan
Yeah. Yeah. Because they're not. They're not going. I knew where you were or you were in the area. I just. I don't know. That's kind of a stupid thing to me. But it's. It's my way versus a new way, and kids like that stuff, and parents love it because, you know, they spent. They spent $400, and the last thing they want on the drive home is some kid going and see Mickey and crying and whining about not being able to see Mickey or Goofy or what. You make sure. Which ones do you want to see? I want to see Mickey, and I want to see Donald. All right, let me find those sons of. We're going to wander around. We're going to make your day, kid. There they are. Yay. It doesn't add up to me that that would be exciting that you found them, but who am I to say that your way. Your stupid way is. Is better? It's dumb, but there's a. Yeah, but my way's better, but I don't want to judge you and your dumb way versus my awesome way. Now, the other thing that I got to see just highlights of was the State of the Union, and it does. I watched it, and. And. And it was all that. It was cracked up. That's what he did. What he does. My favorite part was, did you come out of there?
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John Holmberg
Like, let's go. No, I fell asleep.
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Brady Bogan
Did you. Oh, you can't. It was an hour and 40 minutes. I mean, I watched most of it, but at the end of my. And you know, I've got a mandate. I've got a mandate, and I just want to do it. Al Green, quiet down. I've got a mandate. That was funny. Yeah. When Al Green gets that. Oh, that was one guy that stands up as Al Green. His name is Al Green. He said, texas representative, and he started screaming, you don't have a mandate. And all I could think of is, let's stay together as he could do that.
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John Holmberg
I didn't know who it was at first.
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Brady Bogan
So I'm like, Google, like, you know, the dude that stood up, you know, all of a sudden says, al Green. Like, Al Green. What all. Know what I'm gonna Take a little break here and let Sammy finish his song. Since we've been together. Go get him, Sammy. I'm Al Green. Same thing. Look great. Doing a great job, Al. Great job. Called Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas in front of everybody. And I love the Pocahontas. The Pocahontas jab resonates with me a little bit more because my friend Mark has been calling his wife Pocahontas for years because of her insistence that she is Native American. I've met her.
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John Holmberg
She doesn't look.
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Brady Bogan
She isn't at all. They did the DNA test, and it came back with absolutely zero. And she still says her grandfather's Cherokee. And he even said, I'll stop calling you Pocahontas after the DNA test if you stop telling people you're Cherokee. She can't. And I used to joke all the time years ago, all women who are decent looking have this weird thing in their 10% Native American. All of them. My ex girlfriend, years and years ago, you know, I'm 10% Cherokee. I'm like, all girls with all hot white girls with cheekbones think that they've got Native American blood in them. And I'm like, turn around for a second. Like, nope, you've got an ass. There's no Cherokee in you at all. There's nothing about you. I know the Cherokees are laughing. The Indians are like, cherokees have no asses. But it's true. They've got cheekbones. When they went to the shop to buy features on their body, they skipped ass and went right to cheekbones. And when white women think, oh, I'm exotic, it makes they think. It makes them more interesting to say that they have Native American blood. You don't. And this DNA thing has ruined it for a ton of hot girls to get there. I'm 10% Cherokee. What are your other 90%? Break it down. Well, I know my grandfather. No, no, no. Break it down. Like, what are you, 90%? One thing. 10% Cherokee. How did it work out this way? They could never answer it, but they always had an answer. You dated a girl, especially from here, who started to tell people she was part Indian? We've all. Everybody has. Everybody's dated. Oh, I'm 10. This. They never pick Hopi. They never pick. They never patchy. Always Cherokee, because that's what their genes used to say. There was a product that said Cherokee. They could understand Cherokee. It's a Cherokee Chief Jeep made a Cherokee red soda. Yeah. They never said Apache. They never said anything. Yeah, they never said anything. Yeah, yeah, they Never said anything outside of the one that's been branded by other stuff. Nobody ever said I'm a descendant of Black Hawk. They will say I love Black Hawk sometimes, but I don't think they're saying an Indian thing. But Cherokee's the one. And she used to say it all the time. I'm 10% this, 10% that. And they did the DNA test, and she has absolutely none. She's the whitest woman in the world. In fact, one of the percentages that came back was just generally white. That is so true. It's painful. It's just European. Caucasian says mayonnaise. Yeah, you are. You are white out. You were invented by one of the monkeys. Mothers. It was amazing. And so she still does it. Nope. My grand. I'm telling you, my grandfather. And then. So my friend. Well, Mark will tell her, well, that means your grandfather and you aren't related. Cause he didn't show up on here at all. So they still call her Pocahontas. Been doing it for years. Doing it for years. And then Elizabeth Warren comes up and Trump starts calling her Pocahontas. And I'm like, this is awesome. And sure enough, he did it again last night and Pocahontas agreed. Pocahontas was even. She was it. Gotta love Pocahontas. She tried to get college. And if you look at Elizabeth Warren, I mean, how offensive is that to any Native American? It's like, look, it's all been washed out. You might have had Native American in you, but it didn't stick. It washed out. The first shower you took as a baby, your first bath that you were given washed off all the Native Americans. And she got high cheekbones. So I know at one point, I've never seen pictures of Elizabeth Warren when she was young. I can only imagine that she's got high cheekbones and maybe was attractive. And that was her story. Because that's true of almost all. And ladies, please stop. I don't know why that. Why you think that we're impressed by it. You know when you were impressed?
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Big Dick Toledo
I haven't heard it in a while.
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Brady Bogan
It's been a minute.
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Big Dick Toledo
Yeah.
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Brady Bogan
And you know, since when those DNA tests. Yeah, those DNA tests got invented in the ladies. Like, oh, geez, no one ever says that. I'm 10% Azkabani Jew. No one ever says that. That's how I get my cheekbones. It's gotta be some exotic, you know, Indians. My mother and they were in a wagon train. And no, that didn't happen. And that's the fun Thing. It's like, if you knew you're 10% Indian, shouldn't you know the story on how, like, shouldn't it be like, oh, my great grandmother was violated in some sort of cross country savage trip? Is that her? That's young Elizabeth Warren. Young Elizabeth Warren. High cheekbones. Is that her in college here? Yeah. Yeah. Not great. Not terrible. Not Indian. No. Not even a little bit. Maybe she braided her hair once and thought she looked like the Land O Lakes girl.
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John Holmberg
I mean, come on.
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Brady Bogan
No, she is straight out of grease cracker. She should have saltines written across her face. All right, now we're losing it. Yeah. No way. The bangs. Nope. Nothing. And it's hilarious. So she tells you that. And if you're a woman doing that right now, men never do that. I'm 10% Native American most of the time. If that's the case of a man, he's probably 10% Native American. We're not saying it to be more interesting. And women weren't saying it to try to get into college for cheap, which is the reason I would do it. That seems reasonable. Just because I'm at a Slayer show.
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John Holmberg
Doesn'T mean I'm hoping, you know, I.
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Brady Bogan
Mean, yeah, I don't hear a lot of that. Like, Navajo and stuff like that. I hear Cherokee. Cherokee's the one that's their go to. So somewhere in Oklahoma, Texas, Panhandle, there was a dude just did a lot of having at white women as they.
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Big Dick Toledo
Crossed action in the Midwest.
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Brady Bogan
Oh, man. As they were heading west, they had to stop and pay a toll. And that was take a little Cherokee pump. And then maybe some great grandparents got knocked up and moved on in. But. Yeah, stop it. Yeah, the DNA test stopped all that. But hot girls in, especially in the 90s, we're dying to be somewhat Indian. Holmberg's morning sickness. I don't know if that's true. Back where you grew up, Brady, there's a lot of Indian influence.
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Big Dick Toledo
Yeah, there's a. But there's a bunch of different tribes.
- [28:43]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, well, you had like the Scioto Country Club and Olentangy river and all that's named after tribes and stuff. And so. But I don't know if the women of Ohio were trying to be interesting by saying that they were part of the Indian culture.
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Big Dick Toledo
He wanted to really, since he spent some time in there, named themselves after Tecumseh. They were related to.
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Brady Bogan
Well, the Indians where you guys were were more just like loincloths and like, the leather pants out west were the big feather Heads. And so I think they were the more like Lone Ranger Indians, like Tonto's leaders and stuff. And I think that appealed to the mothers of these. You know how you got your high cheekbones. Your great grandfather, his mother was raped by a savage in Oklahoma and it gave us our blood.
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Big Dick Toledo
Jumped by a Huron Indian.
- [29:30]
Brady Bogan
That's right. You don't hear a lot of that. Hurons or Algonquins, it's always Cherokee.
- [29:35]
John Holmberg
I mean, I could have pulled off.
- [29:36]
Brady Bogan
The Indian thing with Iron Eyes Cody, you know, because he's Italian. I might have bought it. If you or Larry McFeely, when I first worked here, said, I'm born Native American. I was like, that makes sense. A lot of rock. You guys kind of olive skinned. I'm not going to question it. But, you know, if Lane downstairs, you know, started to giggle out, oh, I'm Native American. I'm a Sioux warriors. I'm a princess's daughter. No, you're not. Oh, no, I'm five generations removed. Oh, stop it. I'm not even a Holmberg for real. Go back and trace my ancestry. I come from the bastard side where they. They had to give up a baby because it was basically my fifth grandmother removed. It was a whore, a teen whore. It's a great story and I love it. You think Trump was a dictator? You think he had some rules in Sweden back in the day, in the late 1800s, going into the 1900s, the king basically said, if you get pregnant out of wedlock, I get the baby and I get to put it somewhere good because your poor ass isn't raising it, you whore. And it was basically like, no whores raising a baby. In my country, you get knocked up before you're married, not doing it, and you're not even getting married after if we find out you're pregnant before still taking it. So somewhere on there it just says, bastard boy, property of Sweden. And he gave it to the Holmberg family and they didn't want him. So he was nothing. His name was John. John Holmberg.
- [31:07]
Big Dick Toledo
A good lad.
- [31:08]
Brady Bogan
No, not really. He was all right, but he kind of was. The whole family moved away and left him there. John had to find them twice. And then his kids, they couldn't shake him. No, they kept showing up. I think the king kept giving him the address. All right, they're over there. They're in Stockholm now, God damn it. Across the fjords and, I don't know, sleep in a loop in bed. And then he'd go over and have some lutefisk and Knock on the door like, he's back. We have to go again. And then they'd move to. They moved to Pennsylvania without him and his family. And then he. I don't know if he ever made it over, but his kids did finally, after. It was bad. All of it was. All of it was just mean. And they do the research on that. You're like, we're not even. I don't even know what my heritage is. So when I hear a woman say she's 10 Indian, I'm like, okay, you don't know any of that. You're a mutt. You're an American. We're all kind of, drop the Cherokee.
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Big Dick Toledo
Go with the Seminole. Lot of casino money.
- [32:05]
Brady Bogan
At least the word seaman's in it. And if you're trying to scam, get into this casino winning. I had a dude who looked like Brett work with me at Tony. Roma's name was Tony Smith. And Tony married a Native American woman and then just told everybody he had some Native in there, too. And I think both of them were getting checks. She was getting, like, $1300 a month from the res because she was legit. Like. Like, there's no doubting it. Like, she looked like. She was like. She would, like, loom you a blanket in, like, a day. She had. She could make you one of those cool Indian blankets they do for tourists in a day. Just had that look. He kind of looked Mexican to me. His last name was Smith, so I was very confused. But he's like, yeah, you know, it's like the 10th of the month or something like that. He'd always get a check from the casino. Like, that's pretty awesome, man. Give me a turquoise ring, I'm in. I know, but none of these broads with high cheekbones are ever thinking that way. Cherokee. Cherokee doesn't have any casinos. You're either Hopi or I don't even know what the other ones are. Hila River. We'll go with that. You're gonna lie about it. Get on the ball, sister. Pocahontas. Say, AKA Odom or whatever. Yeah, that's it.
- [33:17]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [33:19]
Brady Bogan
But no, there she is. Look at her. Glowing white. And that's an amazing thing. She's got a forehead so big. It's a good thing she's white, so birds don't fly into it. There she is. Pocahontas. She even agrees with me in a few things. Yeah, he was. It was funny, though. It was like watching a ball game almost. They show up with signs and everything else, and I'm like, what the hell? Well, and then the brilliant gaslighting of what I saw, which was to give statistics of, you know, crime stats and things. You have to cheer for, you know, the troops and, like, people who have been, you know, in terrible situations and, you know, and they like Trump. So he can say, we helped with this, we did this. It was a great thing. And secure border and all that. And all those things that they say and they won't clap and it just makes them look stupid and they're pouting. Both sides do it. It's annoying. I won't clap for him. It's like, you're a child. That's a good thing. Like, if this person's legs got blown off and. And of course, you know. And did he have the girl who got spiked in the face? Yep. Yeah, yeah, she was there. I just. That is so they wouldn't clap for that either. They don't clap for the girl who got her head knocked off by a man playing volleyball. I didn't see the part if they showed her, but I knew. I definitely read that she was going to be there. I'm like, oh, that's a total. It has nothing to do with Trump loving her. Everything to do with. Are you going to get up and stand for that one? Meanwhile, while you're fighting to get men to play women's sports, this chick's head got scrambled because she couldn't react quick enough to the. They must have shown that clip on the news 20 times yesterday of that dude. And then they'd highlight him and he's sitting there ready for his spike, and he gets up and spikes this chick square in the face. She had brain damage from it. Wow, Hilarious. Not the brain damage part. They all had their ping pong paddles like they're at an auction or something in there with different signs. I'm like, come on, stupid. Just knock it off. Clap for the things that you think are good and then sit down, shut up for the stuff you don't, but you got it. You the girl that got face mashed by the transvestite on a volleyball court and you're not. You're not on her side is hilarious. They kept showing Pelosi and she's like, oh, she's sitting there with her big cane. It looks like she had a 40 ounce in her hand. Why did she have a cane? I don't know. Because she can't walk anymore. Yeah, but she looks like she had a bottle of booze in her hand the whole time. She was just holding on to her staff. Oh, she's crunk. Yeah, Pretty. I like it. She had a crunk cup sitting there. It's all a simulation, and we're all kind of in the middle of it. Just want to say real quick, look up there at the little girl whose face got mangled by that creepy, weird man woman playing volleyball. And a lot of people would say, maybe she's not good enough to play, maybe not fast enough to knock it back. But he hit it at over 300 miles an hour, and she can't remember her father's name and never will. I'm here to acknowledge you and your future. And no more men and women sports. And they didn't clap for that. They stayed seated for a girl who has brain damage from the thing that they love. That's what we're arguing about in this country. That's what we have a divide over. Should dudes be able to spike chicks in the face with volleyballs?
- [36:35]
Big Dick Toledo
Little statement. A little statement on the power difference, maybe.
- [36:39]
Brady Bogan
Remember how funny it was in Meet the Parents when Greg Focker played the pool volleyball and mashed the bride right in the face and she's bleeding out. What'd you do that for, fucker? That's all I think about with this one. And we run it like, I don't know, maybe he's just really good. And then I. You know, in fairness, the girl that took the shot to the face didn't look like her hands were up. And, you know, like, in a posture of play, they were just kind of at her side when she took the shot. Years and years of boxing. I know one thing and one thing only, and that is defend yourself at all times on a. It kind of goes the same when you've got a. And, you know, that's a dude and he's about to spike, and you're the defense. Get your hands in a defensive posture. You know, at least be able to move him. You'd have deflected a little of that. Her face ate all the ball. It's a look. She's. She. She is alive. So we can. It's funny. There's. I don't like that they're letting men play women's sports, but that is a funny moment because that. Yeah, that spike, it reminds me of our softball when Dave Cooper hit it at that girl and said, there's no defense for good hitting, and he hit her square in the ovaries with a softball. That woman can't have babies because of a simple rec league softball game where one guy Chose to hit a ball at her on purpose because he had that skill in slow pitch softball to place it. And I would have signed every girl.
- [38:10]
John Holmberg
I was ever with up for a.
- [38:11]
Brady Bogan
Rec league if that was the case.
- [38:12]
John Holmberg
Are you kidding me?
- [38:15]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. We're getting hysterect. That would have been Team Hysterectomy, Dr. Lynch, Sunrise Urology team. We'd have had hysterectomies. We had pulling them out like crazy. I mean, this dude hit her right in the baby maker and I mean, and then started clapping. There was no defense for good hitting. Meanwhile, emt, you can hear the ambulance already because people knew the second it happened we needed to call an ambulance. And they ovaries everywhere, people laying. That's what it reminded me of when I saw that lady take that spike to the face from that man. It isn't right. But also, she's on the court. There's an argument to be made. There's two things can be true at once. Dude shouldn't have been on the volleyball court. Girl knew she was and decided to play.
- [39:02]
John Holmberg
Did she know it was a dude?
- [39:03]
Brady Bogan
I mean, I think so. Okay.
- [39:05]
Big Dick Toledo
And would there have been a difference?
- [39:07]
Brady Bogan
I don't know. I mean, if it's a broad hit, yeah. Oh, absolutely. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. No, I've seen women play volleyball. It's not even close. High school or wherever. Low level shots, sure. She stares at the word Voight or Wilson as it heads directly. She probably Wilson right as it hit her in the face. She took the punch. No defense at all. It's like a Rocky movie, just taking shots. In a way, a little bit her fault. You see a dude lining up a spike. Get your hands up. She takes the shot and I mean, it puts her on her ass. Hilarious. My dad taught me that in. We were playing pool football when I was about 11, and we had a Nerf football, and it was one of the cruddy ones that didn't have the coating on it. Just the minute it hit water, it became an anvil. Yeah. And he threw it and I wasn't paying attention, and I, you know, turned my head to catch it and it was already passed. And it hit me in the face and it knocked me out. I'm laying on the side of the pool and my dad made it my fault. God damn it. You throw the boy. Get your hands up. What? Ah. Crying. Get in the house, weakling. I'm like, oh, God. I think you hit me in the face with a. An anvil lead ball. It Was horrible. But you know, it taught me if you're in a sport, defensive positioning of your hands, very important. You can't have metricide Baseball, football. And I do have to say this too about that. I've seen probably in my lifetime, about 10, maybe 11 dudes take line drives off the face in baseball at about 50ft. Two of them got messed up pretty bad. Most of them just kind of get knocked out. This girl's life changed from a volleyball. I mean, it seems like she might have had a little bit of a weak head anyway, don't you think? I've never seen people like mauled by a volleyball before. Iggy would hurt to get faced by a volleyball at, you know.
- [41:14]
Big Dick Toledo
Great speech, but crying, you know, maybe a little tears out of the eye. Just like when you get hit in.
- [41:19]
Brady Bogan
The face with a basketball, you break your nose even. Maybe. But it doesn't change. It doesn't make it so. You get to go to presidential addresses as the victim. It could have, you know, I know people have been hit by cars who weren't as victimized as this one is. Oh, my God. You see it? I've never seen the size of this. Oh, the dude that spikes. Yeah, it's. Oh, no, no, no, that's not it. That wasn't a spike. That's not him. No, that's a basketball player. That was. That was that dude. To prove a point, trying to find maybe.
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Big Dick Toledo
Is that her right there in the corner for San Jose?
- [41:51]
Brady Bogan
No, San Jose State. Wasn't it? It's hard. It'll be hard to find. You have to know the girl's name. But I disagree with dudes playing in women's sports. But also, it's a little bit your fault. You were out there. Defend yourself. Get your hands up. That's all I'm saying. And a volleyball. You might have had a bit of an eggshell head if your volleyball days resulted in brain damage. And never once did you hit your head on the court. It was the ball itself. Ah.
- [42:20]
John Holmberg
What the dude look like?
- [42:21]
Brady Bogan
Did he look like Michael Clark Duncan? Like John Coffee and dreamland just now. Monster. I'm gonna spike it now. Dog tired boss anyway. But yeah, that guy. They didn't clap for her. And the least you could do is clap for a girl whose head got scrambled by a Wilson. I don't know, maybe I'm insensitive. Oh, wait, I am. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? A good one. And we'll scream it together. 5, 8, 5 9, 800. That's the number it's 98 KUPD. Wake up. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. Still streaming, Homberg's morning sickness online@98kupd.com thanks, Miles to Nowhere. That's a fabulous start to the day. Yeah, people emailing like crazy about, you know, it should have been a better defensive move in the volleyball. We all kind of. Nobody's ever said it. Could have played a little bit better defense. And also in the girl volleyball with the transvestite, I didn't really see a great conditioning situation going on over there. Not to shame them, but if I was on a volleyball court and I saw the opponents had three girls in the starting rotation that were. You knew they weren't jumping too high.
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Big Dick Toledo
That was at the end of the game.
- [43:48]
John Holmberg
She was training a golden corral.
- [43:50]
Brady Bogan
It was a little. The girl that got the face shot ended up getting bigger. She was. She was fine in the game. The. There's a couple of them out there on the. On the floor that I'm not so sure. An incredibly athletic woman wouldn't have knocked one of them out. It was. It wasn't the most well conditioned high school volleyball team I'd ever seen. That's all. Doesn't mean they can't win. Just means they probably can't win, that's all. But, yeah, a guy emailed me, said we used to have ringers in volleyball that he played. I played him. My dad had his work league. God, I had to be like 19. And he's like, you want to come down? And they were looking for athletic people to play in this work league volleyball thing they did on Tuesday nights. I'm like, heck, yeah, I'll go down and do that. That sounds fun. So I could. At the time, I was playing basketball so much I could actually jump. And so I was one of the few people that could block a spike. Now, keep in mind, it's rec league crap.
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Big Dick Toledo
Yeah.
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Brady Bogan
So you're jumping up and doing it. Frank Gallando's here and jump so he could spike. But I could get my hands barely over the top of the net. We brought in a dude who played at usc and he would come up and, you know, it was co ed. And that dude could spike like nobody's business onto the other team. But he knew not to hit him in the face. And this dude was like 6, 5. And you realize the difference between a real volleyball player and like, us rec leaguers is that his midsection would go over the top of the net.
- [45:16]
Big Dick Toledo
It's like his shoulders Are above.
- [45:18]
Brady Bogan
It was unreal how high this guy could jump. But we did that to win the rec league. So we place dudes against women constantly right there on the court. Hi, Frank. Frank. Kelly Anderson.
- [45:29]
John Holmberg
I'm doing it here.
- [45:30]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. And you would do it if I had you on my volleyball team.
- [45:34]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
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Brady Bogan
Right.
- [45:35]
John Holmberg
Wrong sport.
- [45:36]
Brady Bogan
Exactly. Exactly, everybody. Exactly.
- [45:39]
John Holmberg
It's me and Brad Williams.
- [45:40]
Brady Bogan
There you are with Brad Williams on my. I'm sitting there looking at the other team. I'm like, I need a ringer. And I wouldn't be surprised if other teams tried to spike it into you, because you look like the least most valuable member of my volleyball team. So it's less transgender and more like pick out the weakling. But you still can't have a dude playing in a girl's sport because they. They displayed it in that video that they can't play defense.
- [46:04]
John Holmberg
Is that what it is? That's exactly what it sounds.
- [46:06]
Brady Bogan
You've never seen the video of the girl taking the spike? Oh, you've seen it. Stop that. You can't anything. You have to participate in the conversation. You're going to participate.
- [46:14]
John Holmberg
I'm done.
- [46:15]
Brady Bogan
You've seen the video?
- [46:16]
John Holmberg
What video?
- [46:16]
Brady Bogan
The video of the transvestite volleyball gender knocking that. Nope. No gender. Vestite only gender. And it isn't trans. It's man. But no, the. The spike.
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John Holmberg
Yeah, I think.
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Big Dick Toledo
Yeah.
- [46:28]
John Holmberg
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, right to the head.
- [46:29]
Brady Bogan
It's defense. It's more defense than it is.
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Big Dick Toledo
She has brain damage, right?
- [46:33]
John Holmberg
Oh, really?
- [46:34]
Brady Bogan
A little bit.
- [46:34]
John Holmberg
I didn't realize.
- [46:35]
Brady Bogan
A little bit.
- [46:35]
John Holmberg
Just because she's a woman. Is that what you're saying?
- [46:37]
Brady Bogan
Oh, yeah. And then she got hit in the face with a volleyball.
- [46:39]
John Holmberg
Whoa. And almost knocked some sense into her, is what you're saying.
- [46:43]
Brady Bogan
That's how you're worried about me? And you come in with these bad.
- [46:49]
John Holmberg
Take and don't stop.
- [46:51]
Brady Bogan
But yeah. So what's going on?
- [46:52]
John Holmberg
Are we on right now?
- [46:53]
Brady Bogan
We are on right now. You can put your headphones on. Put your headphones. Little red lights. Mean. Yeah.
- [46:58]
John Holmberg
Oh, my gosh.
- [46:59]
Brady Bogan
I do. Like, people will do that when we're off the air.
- [47:01]
John Holmberg
I must not have a lot of corporates coming in.
- [47:03]
Brady Bogan
You don't have any gigs you have to worry about losing. You got this dopey one on the weekend, but that. That's going no matter what.
- [47:08]
John Holmberg
What is the. What are you saying? When people come in and they don't know if they're.
- [47:11]
Brady Bogan
The mics are on and. But people talk like, lean up against the microphone off the Air.
- [47:16]
John Holmberg
Well, there is an Abbott. Yeah, there is. There is habit to that. But there are people, like when you do call ins with some radio stations, they don't tell you that they're starting the quote unquote interview. They just start talking to you, like saying, hello.
- [47:28]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
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John Holmberg
And they're recording. And you're going. You're talking and you're kind of boring. For three or four minutes you're going, are we. Are we doing the show? We're on the air. What?
- [47:37]
Brady Bogan
What? Hey, bank, brag.
- [47:40]
John Holmberg
And then I go into my Thriller.
- [47:42]
Brady Bogan
Voice and then when I get two temperature mentions in the first three minutes, you know we're broadcasting live.
- [47:48]
John Holmberg
Yeah, I guess I probably should have figured it out when there was traffic on the fives.
- [47:52]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, yeah. That's not regular conversation.
- [47:54]
John Holmberg
There are only three other people I have that kind of conversation with.
- [47:57]
Brady Bogan
And a lot of times when they do that stuff, they're like, frank, it's great to have you here. Thanks for popping in this morning. I'm gonna really enjoy the interview with you this morning. It's gonna be great. And remember that you can save 15% on your insurance if you just use Geico. Frank, we're having a regular conversation. We'll be on the air in a second. This is just how I speak. We'll be right back.
- [48:13]
John Holmberg
They do this, too. I'm gonna chop that up into five segments. We'll get that. I might cut out a little bit in there, but we'll figure it out.
- [48:23]
Brady Bogan
You know what's sad for you?
- [48:25]
John Holmberg
Everything.
- [48:25]
Brady Bogan
Well, yeah, one of the things. Let me see another thing. Let me go.
- [48:29]
John Holmberg
Height, width, pile.
- [48:31]
Brady Bogan
Another sad thing on for you is that radio across the nation is just dying. A slow, terrible lot of it. Oh, it's dying. The people in charge of radio have been negligent in its care and they've destroyed it, our company included. Destroyed the future. Poor comedians who have had to schlep to radio shows for the last however many years will no longer have to do that. You are missing that. You're not going to be part of the whole. Won't do it. Like you've done radio to another. Like you. You were there as it was still like super powerful. Well.
- [49:08]
John Holmberg
And there's like five shows around the country.
- [49:12]
Brady Bogan
That's it.
- [49:14]
John Holmberg
And you're in that, obviously.
- [49:16]
Brady Bogan
Sure.
- [49:16]
John Holmberg
Otherwise I wouldn't be agreed. But there's what you used to have.
- [49:21]
Brady Bogan
To do for a morning. Yeah.
- [49:24]
John Holmberg
And then. And then it let. What I termed lady oh, the lady oh. Shows which would be in between hall and Oates and hauling Oates.
- [49:34]
Brady Bogan
Sometimes between hall and.
- [49:36]
John Holmberg
They would have. They'd ask for five setups. And then they're like, where's this one going? And I. Oh, well, it's gonna be. I'm gonna do a little Donald Trump. And they're like, you know, we don't do political. It's not really political. It's the future.
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Big Dick Toledo
Yeah, but we're still not sure about that.
- [49:52]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, there's a lot can call politics. The golden age is not politics. It's what we are, the golden goose age.
- [49:59]
John Holmberg
And those eggs are gonna cost you.
- [50:02]
Brady Bogan
Are you a fan of men playing in women's sports?
- [50:05]
John Holmberg
No.
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Brady Bogan
Transvestites or men. What if it was just men?
- [50:08]
John Holmberg
It is weird. I don't. It's crazy to me that this whole category even came out of nowhere.
- [50:15]
Brady Bogan
Doesn't that seem like it was like. Let's just let this be a thing for a minute to make us argue.
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John Holmberg
Yeah. I don't know. Everything seems like a distraction to me.
- [50:23]
Brady Bogan
I totally agree.
- [50:24]
John Holmberg
I agree. I believe in treating everybody fairly.
- [50:26]
Brady Bogan
I don't.
- [50:27]
John Holmberg
I know you don't.
- [50:28]
Brady Bogan
There are several people that deserve to be treated unfairly.
- [50:32]
John Holmberg
And there are the other mics in here.
- [50:33]
Brady Bogan
Right. I'm talking to Brady.
- [50:36]
John Holmberg
I. I know. Just be nice to people. But it's. It's kind of like there's still rules. There's a way we did something, and then all of a sudden it just changed overnight. I do feel that this is the.
- [50:47]
Brady Bogan
Same conversation, though, in Devil's Advocate that our grandparents had about black people. That's what they say, but this is different.
- [50:54]
Big Dick Toledo
They're gonna take all the records away.
- [50:56]
Brady Bogan
Because black people are real. That's exactly why.
- [51:01]
John Holmberg
I think if you're. But the. The argument there for me would be that every person, no matter what color their skin is, is born that way.
- [51:10]
Brady Bogan
Yes.
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John Holmberg
They didn't change it to be in a different category.
- [51:14]
Brady Bogan
Well, Michael Jackson is.
- [51:16]
John Holmberg
And he's the second best thriller that we know.
- [51:20]
Brady Bogan
It's true that there's like a. There's an I can't help it factor to one. And I don't think we've.
- [51:24]
John Holmberg
I don't know if I'd say. I can't help it.
- [51:26]
Brady Bogan
Well, you can't help being white. Oh, you really can't help being. No, you show it like. Yeah, but. No, I'm just like. There's a. This is exactly what. You know. It's again, the science or whatever. But he's still. You know, there are people whose brains but all things can Be true at once.
- [51:43]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
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Brady Bogan
You know, you can have that and just have, you know, it's not fair. But also play some defense. You know, get your hands up. If you got a guy sitting across from. He's going to spike, play some defense.
- [51:52]
John Holmberg
So you like transgenders in sports.
- [51:55]
Brady Bogan
If they spike people like. And look, there's been one instance of brain damage in volleyball ever.
- [52:02]
John Holmberg
And.
- [52:03]
Brady Bogan
And it's that.
- [52:04]
John Holmberg
So I still don't know if you're four again.
- [52:06]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I don't know either. I think I'm trying to work it out. I'm kind of like, it was fun. I feel bad for her. I don't know if the transvestite person went over and apologized at all or just celebrated the move.
- [52:20]
Big Dick Toledo
I feel bad for the coverage on that. On that person. That person's now, like, portrayed, but nobody knows their name.
- [52:26]
John Holmberg
I can't find it.
- [52:27]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, it's good.
- [52:29]
John Holmberg
What if the person is like, be better.
- [52:30]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, get your hands off. Well, that was the south park episode where the girl was macho man savage.
- [52:40]
John Holmberg
Oh, really?
- [52:41]
Brady Bogan
A huge bulge. And was just beating women at everything. Dominating.
- [52:45]
John Holmberg
But they always. People, always. The argument is always that it's only a few cases. Well, it's always only a few cases.
- [52:52]
Brady Bogan
Until it's a lot of cases, we don't pay attention.
- [52:54]
John Holmberg
But then where do you. Where are the cutoffs? To me, literally.
- [52:59]
Brady Bogan
I like your ideas.
- [53:02]
John Holmberg
Where?
- [53:03]
Brady Bogan
The weird thigh.
- [53:04]
John Holmberg
Yeah. I mean, what age does puberty set in and then you try and reverse. It's a lot of. A lot.
- [53:09]
Brady Bogan
There was an argument when it gets into.
- [53:11]
Big Dick Toledo
When it gets into pro sports and starts affecting.
- [53:14]
Brady Bogan
Sir, it will never do that. It won't do that. 15 years old, I didn't have pubes and I was about 5, 3 Mass. All in 5, 6, 5, 7, maybe 130 pounds. And I'm standing out there on a football field tryout in the summer with dudes who are gonna go to College next year. 61205 playing, you know, linebacker and stuff like that. And I'm not being protected. And I was not. I should not have been there. But just because age said it's time for you to do this. I had to be on that field and I took a couple of wallops.
- [53:52]
John Holmberg
Yeah. I never lived that because I was 13, shaving my back.
- [53:55]
Brady Bogan
Is that true? Did you pube up early?
- [53:58]
John Holmberg
Oh, yeah. I was full Italian.
- [54:02]
Brady Bogan
Did you not go to school? You were a late bloomer. Yeah, man, I was forever.
- [54:06]
John Holmberg
That was like when Joey wasn't shaving until I thought he'd be shaving by third, fourth grade. I was shaving once a week by fifth grade.
- [54:14]
Brady Bogan
What? Yeah.
- [54:15]
John Holmberg
No.
- [54:15]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, you're 10.
- [54:17]
John Holmberg
Yeah. No, you're 11.
- [54:19]
Brady Bogan
No, you're 12 and sixth grade.
- [54:21]
John Holmberg
12.
- [54:22]
Brady Bogan
You are Italian. You're 12, 13. Hey, what are you gonna do? What do you need your birth certificate every time I walk in the door?
- [54:27]
John Holmberg
Frank, do you have your homework? Forget it. But don't worry about the homework.
- [54:32]
Brady Bogan
Well, there is truth to that, because every time I've said, Frank's birthday, it comes around. I'm like, how old are you? And you don't know. Most of the time you're not.
- [54:37]
John Holmberg
I think I believe I'm 51.
- [54:41]
Brady Bogan
And I used to think you were kidding, but I'm pretty sure just looking at. You're not 100% sure of your age.
- [54:47]
John Holmberg
Wait a second. It's. It's 25. So I was born in 74.
- [54:50]
Brady Bogan
Yes.
- [54:50]
John Holmberg
I'm 50.
- [54:51]
Brady Bogan
51. Okay. Yeah. So for a while there, it was touch and go on whether.
- [54:54]
John Holmberg
And there was a time where I didn't believe the math, where I'd work.
- [54:57]
Brady Bogan
It out and be like, well, there's a year off.
- [54:59]
John Holmberg
I'm not sure. Yeah.
- [55:00]
Brady Bogan
Larry McFeely celebrated his 30th birthday twice because he had to be reminded by his sister that he wasn't. He was wrong.
- [55:06]
John Holmberg
Last year, was it the early. He celebrated early or he did it late?
- [55:11]
Brady Bogan
One year, he celebrated his 38th birthday and then started to tell his sister about his. We said, my 38. She goes, you're 38 this year? And he's like, what? Last year I was 38. Like, no, no, no. And he showed her pictures of, like, them having happy 38th birthday stuff.
- [55:23]
John Holmberg
How do you not. That's a good birthday.
- [55:25]
Brady Bogan
He messed up his. His age and had to do it.
- [55:28]
John Holmberg
I've been close to it.
- [55:29]
Brady Bogan
He wasn't sure of, like, how to work out, like, the monumental 40. 45. Like, his birthdays with zeros on the end.
- [55:36]
John Holmberg
Right.
- [55:36]
Brady Bogan
He wasn't. He was wrong. He had. He had jumped in too soon. Oh, yeah. Larry's not sure how old he is supposed to be good with numbers. Well, money, now, age. Look, they always say around 5,000 years ago, but, yeah, he's. It's. So there are people who don't know. Like, I'm hyper aware of my age. Like, I know exactly. Like, I know birth dates, and I have to think about it now. You do? Yeah.
- [55:56]
John Holmberg
I'm like, what am I gonna be?
- [55:57]
Brady Bogan
This man. It's weird. That's strange. To me, but. Yeah, but I was. When I was a young kid, I didn't pube up like you guys. So you were that little furry. Oh yeah, troll doll. That was.
- [56:06]
John Holmberg
Yeah, I look like that. Trouble with tribbles, were you? I look like Shatner's gonna be like, where are these things coming from?
- [56:20]
Brady Bogan
Holmberg's morning sickness. Were you of height? Did you become.
- [56:25]
John Holmberg
I'm the same height.
- [56:26]
Brady Bogan
I was gonna say you were the.
- [56:28]
John Holmberg
Word on the basketball team.
- [56:29]
Big Dick Toledo
You maxed out.
- [56:30]
John Holmberg
Get into the big sixth grade.
- [56:32]
Brady Bogan
I'm ready.
- [56:33]
John Holmberg
Shackalooshes.
- [56:34]
Brady Bogan
You were huge in fifth grade. And then that ended.
- [56:37]
John Holmberg
Yeah, I was. Yeah.
- [56:38]
Brady Bogan
When did you first start to notice that you were okay?
- [56:40]
John Holmberg
That's a great question. I know because standing outside, that's all you do is the great questions.
- [56:44]
Brady Bogan
That's all I do. I'm filled with them.
- [56:46]
John Holmberg
And no Democrats are standing during this great question. The first time I noticed, I was outside with two guys that are basketball players that were friends of mine. One was on the freshman team with me. Another one was a sophomore playing up in. Our freshmen are playing up at JV because our middle school went to ninth grade and then the ninth graders that were good enough for a couple sports would go play with the high school. But I was standing next to a 6 foot guy and a 6, 5, 6, 6 guy. I looked into the glass, the reflective glass in the front of the school was like, I'm only coming up to his chin. Like I thought we were similar in height. I didn't realize I was as fat as I was until I was on. I had saw pictures of me with Tom Cruise on the Tonight Show.
- [57:31]
Brady Bogan
Oh, we've seen that.
- [57:32]
John Holmberg
There was a time where I was Louie Anderson. Hey, you're getting kind of big. And I looked at it and I had no idea I was that fast. So I've never known. I think I've just not wanted to know my height or weight for the long.
- [57:48]
Brady Bogan
Was Louie on the Tonight show with you?
- [57:50]
John Holmberg
Yeah, I was under the seat.
- [57:51]
Brady Bogan
Oh, really?
- [57:52]
John Holmberg
Hey, check it. Like Oprah, Frank.
- [57:54]
Brady Bogan
You're getting so big that even I won't. Yeah. Anymore. Did Louis ever show you the real Louie the gay?
- [58:06]
John Holmberg
Oh, the backstroke in my pool.
- [58:08]
Brady Bogan
Oh my God.
- [58:09]
John Holmberg
You were going backstroke.
- [58:10]
Brady Bogan
No, no, I was saying that, you know, because he had that. The tendency. I never saw that. Yeah, you know the story.
- [58:16]
John Holmberg
I knew he was gay.
- [58:17]
Brady Bogan
I didn't know that.
- [58:18]
John Holmberg
Oh, really?
- [58:18]
Brady Bogan
Until the story broke in Mesa. They offered that guy $250,000 not to talk about what he'd offer because he tried to pull him over here and get him in the car. And then the guy went to the National Enquirer and said, Louis Anderson offered.
- [58:30]
John Holmberg
Me quarter miles out of the Family Feud. They'd lost them. Family Feud?
- [58:33]
Brady Bogan
I think so. Yeah. Yeah, you gotta control yourself because that was.
- [58:36]
Big Dick Toledo
They went out. They went out of their way to get him out of family over here.
- [58:40]
Brady Bogan
See that ass back there? Javier Johnson in it.
- [58:43]
John Holmberg
You know, I was gonna play volleyball. Just hit it toward me.
- [58:48]
Brady Bogan
Ow. It bounces right back over.
- [58:50]
John Holmberg
Top five answers are on the board. Show me brain damage.
- [58:56]
Brady Bogan
Anyway, Frank Caliando's here. He's March 8th, March 9th, right. I know you're going to be around on March 8th, right.
- [59:01]
John Holmberg
Marching from 8th to 9th, March 8th.
- [59:03]
Brady Bogan
He's got some stuff planned around the house. But then on the 9th, you're going to do a show.
- [59:07]
John Holmberg
Yeah, yeah.
- [59:08]
Brady Bogan
I just want to let people know what you're up to.
- [59:09]
John Holmberg
Yeah, well, I'm actually going to be in Atlanta doing a corporate event if I still have it after today.
- [59:14]
Brady Bogan
And we'll talk about that a second. Because the ninth. Atlanta, you go play. Who's the company?
- [59:20]
John Holmberg
Can you say a group of truckers.
- [59:23]
Brady Bogan
Really? Yeah, Just a.
- [59:25]
John Holmberg
Just a group or just some guys.
- [59:27]
Big Dick Toledo
A good group of truckers.
- [59:28]
Brady Bogan
Like just in a. I think, I.
- [59:30]
John Holmberg
Believe they're called the mother truckers. That's what.
- [59:32]
Brady Bogan
Is that true? You're going to perform. I know, but the mother truckers.
- [59:35]
John Holmberg
I know.
- [59:35]
Brady Bogan
You know, I know, I know. So it's not truckers. It's not. You're not the Teamsters.
- [59:39]
John Holmberg
It is a truck. It is truckers, but it's not the Teamsters.
- [59:41]
Brady Bogan
Is it a group of truckers or an organization?
- [59:43]
John Holmberg
I think an organization of like. Yeah, like Atlanta or Georgia based truckers.
- [59:49]
Brady Bogan
You're not popping out of a cake, that kind of Snowman and BJ McKay.
- [59:55]
John Holmberg
I pop out of a semi. It's. It's gonna be great.
- [59:58]
Brady Bogan
All right, everybody put your hands together here. We got Frank Calando coming up.
- [60:01]
John Holmberg
Hey, folks, John Madden here, the crazy trucker.
- [60:05]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, he's pounding down guys just sitting there staring. We hired you for one thing. One thing only, pretty lips. I can't. I get an organization of truckers. But if a guy just said, hey, I. I can afford Frank, you guys want to watch? It's not that you don't do birthday parties.
- [60:18]
John Holmberg
I have.
- [60:18]
Brady Bogan
Oh, you have?
- [60:19]
John Holmberg
Yeah, I'm doing one March 9th at the Tempeh.
- [60:21]
Brady Bogan
Oh, that's right. There it is. It's Cato Kalin's birthday.
- [60:24]
John Holmberg
March. No, Cato's was like the 4th.
- [60:26]
Brady Bogan
March 9th.
- [60:27]
John Holmberg
Is it the 9th?
- [60:27]
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah.
- [60:28]
John Holmberg
Is it really?
- [60:29]
Brady Bogan
So you're going to do his birthday.
- [60:30]
John Holmberg
Party, he's going to drop out.
- [60:31]
Brady Bogan
Like, we might have him, we might have him sky down for you. So if you want to go to that. Where's the Tempe Improv?
- [60:39]
John Holmberg
Tempe Improv is on. What is it on? Rural. And that doesn't matter. Universal University.
- [60:44]
Brady Bogan
There's the Internet, Frank. All you have to do is Tempe Improv. He's got Tempe. They'll load you up and you'll head over there and you can get a 10pmpref.com get tickets for that. We did have Kato Kalin in here yesterday, and you told me you, you said you were bumped by Kato Kalin, and that is not true.
- [60:59]
John Holmberg
You said, oh, and on the way in on the. That's how I thought it was. And then on the way in, walking up the stairs, Toledo kind of massaged the story to be the story that you told me.
- [61:10]
Brady Bogan
All I knew was that you were coming in, and I found out yesterday that you were coming in today. And then he said he wanted to come in.
- [61:17]
John Holmberg
Well, so I texted Toledo and said, still good for tomorrow. Well, Brady met somebody on a plane. Now, I may have interpreted that wrong. That could be the case. But Cato Kalin's coming in and Toledo does look out for me.
- [61:34]
Brady Bogan
I, I, in what way?
- [61:35]
John Holmberg
Well, two ways. One, he's like, it's not going to be all about you, Frank, and you want to sell tickets to the Tempe Improv March 9th. And you know, that's a situation John would probably love to have you in. I think he texted that as well.
- [61:50]
Brady Bogan
Yes.
- [61:50]
John Holmberg
And then I said, I don't know if there was something in between there or not, but I got the feeling like he didn't want me in yesterday. And then I said, well, probably not a good idea anyways. I'd probably be scared of something John would say.
- [62:03]
Brady Bogan
In what way? 30 years later.
- [62:06]
John Holmberg
Oh, no, not Thomas. I just thought there would be a lot of OJ stuff.
- [62:09]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [62:10]
John Holmberg
And then I came in and did stuff just as bad. I don't know. Listen, I was just trying to be amicable. Is that the word? Is that the right sounds, right ambient?
- [62:22]
Brady Bogan
You're trying to be aware.
- [62:23]
Big Dick Toledo
It seemed like it was the best situation, but I was just to sell tickets to the show.
- [62:26]
John Holmberg
No, I think it probably, of course, would have been great.
- [62:30]
Brady Bogan
That's a dumb answer. He just gave no Idea.
- [62:33]
John Holmberg
I thought about that for a second where I was like, I don't know if that's a great idea. But then I was also thinking, you know, it was Kato's day. How often does he get that day?
- [62:41]
Brady Bogan
A lot.
- [62:42]
John Holmberg
Oh, does he really?
- [62:43]
Brady Bogan
Surprisingly.
- [62:44]
John Holmberg
Oh, yeah.
- [62:44]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [62:44]
John Holmberg
I met him on a plane. He. I think he recognized me on a plane going to Milwaukee from la or vice versa. Michelle and I saw him. He's super nice. Yeah, he was really great. And you got the. You get the feeling after talking to him that he got put in a really rough situation, A little bit crazy tough situation. Because he's from Fond du Lac, Wisconsin.
- [63:06]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, something like that.
- [63:07]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [63:07]
Brady Bogan
So home of, like, people with absolutely no hate or anger. Like, they're just happy about everything. Right.
- [63:14]
John Holmberg
A suburb. Like, not a suburb, but, like, two counties over from where I grew up, where we just wanted to.
- [63:19]
Brady Bogan
The Italians. The Italian section. And then that one, I was.
- [63:22]
John Holmberg
I was watered down Italian. But other than you're half Italian? Yeah.
- [63:26]
Brady Bogan
Oh, I think you're full on out.
- [63:27]
John Holmberg
No, no, no, no. My wife. And my wife is full Italian. That means the other half. Kids are. My kids are 75, Italian. And then my mom is Irish, French Canadian, German.
- [63:37]
Brady Bogan
Oh, wow. Yeah.
- [63:38]
John Holmberg
Maiden name is Janky.
- [63:39]
Brady Bogan
Oh, she's all over the place.
- [63:40]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [63:41]
Brady Bogan
Okay. I didn't know that. So she might have been the reason you got so furry. No, no, that was all Italian. All Italian.
- [63:47]
John Holmberg
No.
- [63:47]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, Back to that. When did you first notice that you had the hair like you're looking down going, geez, this is early. Didn't you think that's a little early?
- [63:55]
John Holmberg
Because I'm not looking at anybody else. I don't know when. It's kind of like, you don't know you're poor. If you grow up poor.
- [64:00]
Brady Bogan
But you're shaven once a week in fifth grade.
- [64:03]
John Holmberg
Yeah, I think sixth grade.
- [64:05]
Brady Bogan
Okay. But still, that's early. Yeah. Yeah.
- [64:08]
John Holmberg
I mean, what are you gonna do?
- [64:09]
Brady Bogan
Not throw it out?
- [64:11]
John Holmberg
I did have a little bit for. At times.
- [64:12]
Brady Bogan
You'd let the beard go.
- [64:13]
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah.
- [64:13]
John Holmberg
Three days. I'd have to shave.
- [64:16]
Brady Bogan
Like, I find that so strange. That is a life. I did not. I barely have to shave now.
- [64:21]
John Holmberg
Really?
- [64:21]
Brady Bogan
Oh, yeah. Just my head.
- [64:24]
John Holmberg
Yeah. I mean, I. I was just. That was just the. The way life was for me.
- [64:29]
Brady Bogan
Interesting. And you just never took advantage of it.
- [64:32]
John Holmberg
Like, what are you going to do with that? What's the advantage there? Third stage of the werewolf transition.
- [64:38]
Brady Bogan
Being a man in sixth grade, you're ahead of the curve.
- [64:41]
John Holmberg
No, there was a Guy in ninth grade, when I was in eighth grade, named Rafi Aguillo. Full mustache, Magnum PI Chest hair.
- [64:51]
Brady Bogan
Oh yeah, the full handlebar.
- [64:53]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [64:54]
Brady Bogan
I don't have chest hair now.
- [64:55]
John Holmberg
Rafael Aguillo was a man.
- [64:58]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [64:59]
John Holmberg
And I. I was a boy with hair. He was a man. I mean, when you looked at him, you thought he was 35. You thought he was 35 playing, you know.
- [65:09]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. He's got that foreign name though, so he could have been Rafael. Yeah. And he was in Wisconsin.
- [65:15]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [65:16]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. That's definitely a transplant. Yeah. Yeah, we had a few of those at school. The man that showed up in PE and would have the locker next to you and you're like, oh, this is bad. As a reminder that I'm behind. I was. Was so far behind the whole crew, I would. I told you the story once. I drew pubes on. No, I don't.
- [65:37]
John Holmberg
I might have blocked it out. I.
- [65:39]
Brady Bogan
One time a girl in my culdesac named Denise had big boobs. Real big ones. And we. And she would play sports with us, which now you're not allowed to do, but she would play like, you know, we play wiffle ball or something in the cul de sac or football. And she would always play. And she was pretty athletic, but cans got huge. She was a year older than me, so she said something to me about seeing them. Well, I'll take a look at your cans if you'd like. In seventh grade. But I didn't like. If you like. It was the day before 8th grade started. I'm publess. I'm. I'm a. I'm an eel. Naked. I am nothing. She's got these magnificent, huge things. So we go into this little section by a wall that's got some oleanders and she leans up against the wall and lifts her shirt up and I'm like, yes. So I'm just like touching them and doing stuff like this is great. And then so I'm thinking to myself, she's gonna want to see what you've got. Like, I better get out of here.
- [66:33]
John Holmberg
This is how old I was.
- [66:34]
Brady Bogan
13. 12 or 13. And these things were seventh grade she had adult. She's like the way that Rafael Aguio was to man. She was a woman, right. In a. In a. In a 13 year old body.
- [66:44]
John Holmberg
Good looking and everything too.
- [66:46]
Brady Bogan
I don't know. She had huge can.
- [66:48]
John Holmberg
Didn't realize she had headlights.
- [66:50]
Brady Bogan
I didn't even know.
- [66:50]
John Holmberg
I know.
- [66:51]
Big Dick Toledo
I could hear her voice.
- [66:51]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Woman's got a head or not. She's Still a woman. So I. I'm squeezing those things and messing around. I'm. I'm thinking about maybe mouth to. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I don't know, do I? And then I literally. I remember asking her, goes, does something come out of them? Like, I thought maybe they were just always producing with sustenance. She gotta drain them every day to ring them out.
- [67:15]
Big Dick Toledo
And it's been a couple years, but are they still working?
- [67:18]
Brady Bogan
My dad never had that talk with me. I gotta be careful because they're always milking. I don't know what's going on. So I'm looking, I'm squeezing. I'm like. I don't squeeze too hard in case it starts shooting out. I'll freak out. So I'm like, I'll be right back. And I went into the house and I grabbed a pen because it was my house. And she did. She was hanging around the bushes. And I ran in the house and I grabbed a pen and I just started to scribble on pubes.
- [67:38]
John Holmberg
How did you know that you needed to have pubes to be a man at that?
- [67:41]
Brady Bogan
Because I was in seventh grade and Todd Linkus had a locker next to me and he had a ton of them. And, like, he was loaded up. And most guys around that time, almost eighth grade, there were three or four of us stragglers. And big time, I was zeroed out. Didn't have like a single, like, we're coming. It wasn't. It was nothing. So I drew him on and said from a distance, she's not gonna know. What I didn't realize was I'd used a blue pen.
- [68:04]
John Holmberg
I was gonna say. What color was the pen?
- [68:05]
Brady Bogan
It was a blue, like, marker pen. And so, you know, I'm sweating. I'm a mess. Go back out there, start playing with them again. I'm like, something's gonna come out of these. I'm convinced. I was about to just like. Like, like she was a milk cow.
- [68:19]
John Holmberg
And you're not bricking up or anything?
- [68:21]
Brady Bogan
Oh, I had a little. Wait, it was a publess brick. So it wasn't, you know. So I'm thinking, I don't know what this does. I also had a plan that if worse came to worse, I'd use my thumb just in case. Just in case this wasn't up to snuff. I think the thumb would have done it better. Both of them. She wouldn't have noticed. That was the plan.
- [68:38]
John Holmberg
Backup plan.
- [68:39]
Brady Bogan
That was the plan. In case this wasn't enough. So I had all this going on, and then I went back, and I remember this is how dumb I was, is that I. I went back later. Nothing happened. And I took all my clothes and put them in the laundry. And my mom comes with my underwear. Like, what is this? It's just blue stain all over the front of it. I'm like, got no answers here. So I told her I drew on hair. You told your mom that? I had to tell her that. I was playing around and I drew. I drew one.
- [69:11]
John Holmberg
No. You got a guy. I was eating a blueberry pie, and then I.
- [69:13]
Brady Bogan
In my pants, and I took my underwear. And then she would smell it and realize, this isn't blueberry. It smells like Sharpie. It smells like Sharpie and kids sweat.
- [69:21]
John Holmberg
Unless it was a. Like a sniffy marker. Yeah.
- [69:24]
Brady Bogan
Oh, that would write it for one of the blueberry. You know what?
- [69:27]
Big Dick Toledo
Should have thought ahead.
- [69:27]
Brady Bogan
If I had a time machine. If I had a time machine, I'd have run over to the novelty shop, gotten a blueberry marker, done that, and also then killed baby Hitler.
- [69:35]
John Holmberg
Got some blueberry underwear for you.
- [69:38]
Brady Bogan
But. Yeah. So her name was Denise, if you're a creep.
- [69:42]
John Holmberg
Next to the oleanders.
- [69:43]
Brady Bogan
But I got to feel her cans.
- [69:45]
John Holmberg
Want to see some headlights?
- [69:47]
Brady Bogan
Thumbs were hard as a rock, ready to go. Just in case that wasn't coming. That is, the thumbs were boned up. I didn't know how anything worked.
- [69:56]
John Holmberg
What does Fonzie say?
- [69:58]
Brady Bogan
That's maybe where I got it. I'm like, fonzie's always saying he's got his thumbs up. Maybe that's a thing. I didn't know what I was gonna do with her, but I drew on pubes because I didn't have them. And there you were, you know, and.
- [70:09]
Big Dick Toledo
That was it, right?
- [70:11]
Brady Bogan
Oh, Denise hung around. I saw our boobs a few more times, but I. Yeah, it was.
- [70:15]
John Holmberg
Were you the only boob connoisseur? Were there other. Was she.
- [70:19]
Brady Bogan
Oh, yeah. I was the only one she liked. She liked me for some reason and wanted to show me her boobs. I would ride my bike by her house a lot, and she would. And at night.
- [70:30]
John Holmberg
Oh, man.
- [70:32]
Brady Bogan
Bike broke down again. Oh, geez. I have another flat.
- [70:35]
Big Dick Toledo
Chains off.
- [70:36]
Brady Bogan
Say we have a pump. So she would stay. She's the one who taught me that when lights are out inside, they can see out. You can't see them, but when lights are on inside, I can see in. And so she would flash her lights when she'd see me going by on the bike.
- [70:50]
John Holmberg
She's a predator.
- [70:51]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [70:54]
John Holmberg
She was 28 maybe.
- [70:56]
Brady Bogan
Let alone it was working. Whatever she was doing was really good. And she would flash the light when I. When she seen me ride my bike. So I would know that's my grandmother. She's not to be involved. Why in the world. Creepy. Why would you.
- [71:11]
John Holmberg
This is Illinois.
- [71:12]
Brady Bogan
No, it's here in Phoenix. Yeah.
- [71:14]
John Holmberg
Oh, that's why they're lonely.
- [71:15]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. They're really. And so she's flipping the light so I knew she'd seen me. So I'd get. Just do circles.
- [71:20]
John Holmberg
So you're going one if by land, two if by sea.
- [71:22]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. She's lighthousing me. And then it's nighttime. And then in summer and she'd stand in the window with her shirt up and put them on the window. And I just look at him. And then I'd ride home and. And make milk. Milk.
- [71:37]
John Holmberg
It does the body good.
- [71:38]
Brady Bogan
I was. It was. And then I'd get back on the bike like 25 minutes later, ride around and hope that she would do it again. Sometimes I'd get lucky and she's in a room. See me go by. And then sometimes I would just. I would.
- [71:49]
John Holmberg
Those were the days when you're a kid. When you're a young male.
- [71:53]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [71:53]
John Holmberg
And you like the girl and you just rode the bike by the house all the time.
- [71:57]
Brady Bogan
Over and over. Yeah. Then never thought that you'd get like a restraining order or something. Which you should probably.
- [72:04]
John Holmberg
But nowadays they probably would.
- [72:05]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. A dad would come out. Back then they had dads. I know it's for new people.
- [72:09]
Big Dick Toledo
I still do it.
- [72:09]
Brady Bogan
Used to have dads in houses. That was a thing pretty common when I was growing up. Nowadays that doesn't happen as much. So moms would come out with police. Dads just come out. Get that water. I know what you're doing. Get your God damn boobs off the window. Jesus Christ, Denise. And then you just hear screaming. Get in. Daddy's peeping in on me, you little pervert. And her. And her dad's name was Melvin. Mel. I believe it was Mel Mountain was his name.
- [72:34]
Big Dick Toledo
You don't want to mess with that.
- [72:35]
Brady Bogan
And he came out screaming a couple of times. And we just laugh and dried away. And then like five minutes later we're still outside again. We're just buzzing around like bugs. So congratulations on your early pubes. I did not have that. I had a blue pen. Anyway, that was nice of you to. To distract because I was going to ask you you why you're afraid of Kato Kalin. Being in the room, I was looking forward. If you came in, that would have been fun.
- [72:58]
John Holmberg
I would have done it. I would. I just got the feeling that he didn't want me in Toledo.
- [73:02]
Brady Bogan
Didn't want you to.
- [73:02]
John Holmberg
Yeah, that's what I thought. But then when we were coming up the stairs, he. He reversed it, like.
- [73:07]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [73:08]
John Holmberg
You said you didn't want to come in. I was like, no, I said that later, like, when I was kind of working through it. Maybe he thought of that before I did, because maybe I. He was worried about me backing out at the last second, which I wouldn't have done. I would have come in and then just gone and hung out with him, whatever he does for a little bit.
- [73:24]
Brady Bogan
You'd have been fine.
- [73:25]
John Holmberg
I would have been, yeah. Yeah. But now we got two days out of it, and you got a full. Kalin. I do wish I had been here for. I wish. I do. If you want to bring him back, I'll come in.
- [73:35]
Brady Bogan
Okay. We'll have him. He's still here. He's. He's flying out at three. We'll go down. We'll do another one today. We'll load.
- [73:40]
John Holmberg
No, no, no. But he'll come back another day. So did he fly in just for this? Yeah, just because you met him on where. Where'd you meet him?
- [73:46]
Big Dick Toledo
We had a mutual friend, and, you know, we know who. We're talking about the doc. And he basically, we started talking about the documentary, and he's like, hey, you want to have Cato in? And he knew him. He's like, you do it. And so he sent him my number.
- [74:01]
John Holmberg
Oh, I was thinking. I was thinking. You were talking to Cato, and he was talking about himself in the third person.
- [74:06]
Brady Bogan
I have a mutual friend. You know, it's me. We're both mutually friends with me.
- [74:11]
John Holmberg
I thought you said you had a mutual friend that had you meet Kato.
- [74:14]
Brady Bogan
Kayla.
- [74:15]
John Holmberg
And then Kato's.
- [74:16]
Brady Bogan
And then Brady calls me when I have Kato on the show. I got a chance to get Cato Kalin, like, hey, how interesting is that?
- [74:22]
John Holmberg
Sure.
- [74:23]
Brady Bogan
Why not? And so it kind of blossomed from there. Yeah. Because it was the number one Netflix show for four and a half weeks. Oh, was it really started January and right into February, the Netflix documentary.
- [74:32]
John Holmberg
Oh, right. Yeah, yeah.
- [74:35]
Brady Bogan
He was pretty amazing. It's pretty fascinating to be in the room with. Be one degree removed from. From that. That whole thing, especially as the. As we. From.
- [74:44]
John Holmberg
From first degree.
- [74:45]
Brady Bogan
Well, yeah, yeah. Yes. One degree. First degree. Yeah, it was. It's interesting, especially because, you know, Made so much hay out of the OJ Impression for so long. To have that with Cato was kind of. Yeah, that's.
- [74:56]
John Holmberg
That's a great.
- [74:56]
Brady Bogan
And he was.
- [74:57]
Big Dick Toledo
Things on that documentary that like evidence and stuff he never knew about.
- [75:00]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, that's pretty great. Yeah. Listen to the podcast. Frank, what do you got for the big board of music? Streets over there.
- [75:06]
John Holmberg
All right, Wake Up Song brought to.
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Brady Bogan
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- [75:21]
John Holmberg
The details right there.
- [75:23]
Brady Bogan
And on the list, anthrax Indians for Elizabeth Warren and your buddy Mark's wife. Did you watch this? Does Michelle ever claim she's some Indian or she 100% Italian? Women who are decent looking women all think there's some Indian in their blood. Blood.
- [75:39]
John Holmberg
No, she's never once mentioned. Good for her.
- [75:41]
Brady Bogan
Good for her. Sicilian is the Italian way of saying Indian. Oh, yeah, it's the rare. It's the rare Indian. Right? It's the rare Italian. Like I'm Sicilian. So there's some sort of cheekbone thing with that. Yeah.
- [75:52]
John Holmberg
Oh, yeah, she is.
- [75:52]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Okay. She has those Sugar Hill Gang, Apache. Oh, my God. Crying like a. For Al Green, Kendrick. Not like Us for. Well, pretty much all of them. Yeah. Avenged Power, Wolf, Dead, Kennedy's, Limp Bizkit, Pantera, Iron Maiden and Cochise from Audio Slave. That's it. And then all the news yesterday from your buddy Faster fan of any 80s metal. Frank, no, that's enough. Faster Cat doesn't register.
- [76:21]
John Holmberg
I don't know that one.
- [76:22]
Brady Bogan
We have to do that. The dude had a full, you know, Natalie Wood situation on one of those rock cruises.
- [76:27]
John Holmberg
I thought it was a Tom 80s song.
- [76:30]
Brady Bogan
That's it. That's where they got it.
- [76:32]
John Holmberg
Oh, is it?
- [76:32]
Brady Bogan
Right? Yeah, that's where they got their name. And he. His girlfriend fell in off of one of those, you know, those cruises you probably have you ever done one of the comedy cruises?
- [76:40]
John Holmberg
Never been cool enough. No.
- [76:41]
Brady Bogan
Cool enough. Isn't that the end? Yeah, yeah, I think that's pretty much.
- [76:44]
John Holmberg
No, it's like a good money kind of.
- [76:46]
Brady Bogan
Huge money. Does Cantor do those? Your opener? Yeah, he's on those a lot, so.
- [76:49]
John Holmberg
I was being nice.
- [76:50]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, you don't want to be a jerk. But they're. I mean, they're not for like.
- [76:53]
John Holmberg
I mean that nowadays. There are the ones where comics do specific Ones like it's their cruise and that's a little different. But when you're doing like the Princess Cruise or something like that. That.
- [77:02]
Brady Bogan
Or like this. Which is this. The novelty 80s thing that had like men at work and Howard Jones. Faster. Christopher Cross. Like they just rolled out 80s acts. Yeah. And people buy tickets that faster. Cats. Lead singer's name is Tammy Down. And his. His girlfriend, I guess. Beyonce. Beyonce fell in and gone after they were fighting.
- [77:22]
John Holmberg
So it's like, oh, yeah, she fell.
- [77:25]
Brady Bogan
She fell down out of the boat.
- [77:28]
John Holmberg
The king of the.
- [77:29]
Brady Bogan
Oh, it's hard to fall out of a cruise ship. You have to get some help with that. Just falling. Like, I could see if you're screwing around leaning over the side. But if you're in a fight, you're not leaning over the side of a boat. That's not a fault.
- [77:45]
Big Dick Toledo
Or she chose to just, you know, she was so distraught on the fight that she decided to end it. But her mom's like, she wasn't like that.
- [77:53]
Brady Bogan
There's rails. He killed her. No question. I'm gonna go out there and say it right now. And we'll play a little. We'll play a little. You're so Fame in their cover song of the classic. And we'll do that. Fester Pussycat will be your wake up song. We could go with Cochise. Did you watch Trump's speech last night?
- [78:07]
John Holmberg
I watched some of it.
- [78:08]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [78:08]
John Holmberg
I watched little bits that I.
- [78:12]
Brady Bogan
You can't help but like enjoy when he makes fun of stuff.
- [78:15]
John Holmberg
Oh, yeah.
- [78:15]
Brady Bogan
When he called Elizabeth Warren Cochise. I mean, that's how far we've come in the simulation being destroyed. Is that. But it's presidential now.
- [78:23]
John Holmberg
The programmers got bored.
- [78:24]
Brady Bogan
They are wild. The key master has dropped everything. He's getting a coat.
- [78:28]
John Holmberg
I am the key master. The gatekeeper.
- [78:30]
Brady Bogan
He called another woman in politics. Pocahontas. Again. Again.
- [78:36]
John Holmberg
When I believe that what Trump does is if he sees things on Twitter.
- [78:41]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [78:42]
John Holmberg
And whatever. Or X. And whatever he sees in there. He doesn't need any backup source. It's just the first thing he sees. And then he'll take it and go with it. Which makes me laugh.
- [78:52]
Brady Bogan
It's endlessly entertaining.
- [78:55]
John Holmberg
I started watching it and then I went to do something else. I did some laundry. I came back, he was still talking and went to. Took a shower.
- [79:05]
Brady Bogan
Still.
- [79:05]
John Holmberg
I watched the Irishman. He's still talking. Like, what? It was an hour and 40 minutes.
- [79:11]
Brady Bogan
That's too much. That's too long.
- [79:13]
John Holmberg
He's got that lean now. Where he leans on the.
- [79:15]
Brady Bogan
It's a gangster lean.
- [79:17]
John Holmberg
Just. I was drinking some purple drink.
- [79:22]
Brady Bogan
And.
- [79:23]
John Holmberg
They were trying to stop the drink from getting into the country. And so we're starting studying a bigger tariff with Justin Trudoy.
- [79:32]
Big Dick Toledo
Trudy.
- [79:33]
John Holmberg
Trudy.
- [79:34]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [79:34]
John Holmberg
Just a tiny little. You play volleyball? You play volleyball because you look like you're good.
- [79:41]
Brady Bogan
It's. It's hilarious. And I don't even care what he's saying anymore.
- [79:44]
John Holmberg
No, I. Well, that's part. I try not. I don't want to be political because I start to get political when I watch these guys too much on either side. So I kind of try to get glimpses and not form too much of an actual opinion on it because plenty of other people are going to have stuff to say. So I like.
- [79:59]
Brady Bogan
I find it funny when somebody hates it. Like when I see people fuming. And Pocahontas over. She even likes it. She agrees with me. Don't you, Pocahontas? That's right. And he does that thing and then everybody and you just show people just fuming. That's when I start laughing.
- [80:13]
John Holmberg
But that's exactly. He does it. The people who love him want to hear more of that. And the people that hate him cringe the entire time.
- [80:20]
Brady Bogan
Kills him.
- [80:21]
John Holmberg
Just talking with somebody about that. And that's. You gotta. I see you messing with buttons. You gotta get to a break.
- [80:25]
Brady Bogan
We're. Get to a break in a second. We'll do. We'll be fine.
- [80:27]
John Holmberg
But it's that he plays to that element of his people. He wants to get them going and he doesn't care know what the other. He wants the other side to be really upset.
- [80:39]
Brady Bogan
I think he's more into the idea of making them upset than he is than his own supporters. Like they'll. They'll come around. I can accidentally hit them every once in a while. They'll be like, woo. Jeez, that hurt. But so long as it's making the other side.
- [80:50]
John Holmberg
If you keep going. If you keep going to the well. A lot of people don't go to the well wrestling. You go to the well too many times. What happens? You're out of the ring. But if you're with me, eventually you turn the corner.
- [81:00]
Brady Bogan
He's a showman. He is.
- [81:01]
John Holmberg
He knows how to manipulate him.
- [81:03]
Brady Bogan
And that's the greatest showman. I'm the greatest showman.
- [81:05]
John Holmberg
And I'm gonna break into side.
- [81:07]
Brady Bogan
A lot of people say pt, great showman. Not like me. Greatest showman of all time.
- [81:12]
John Holmberg
And what I leave them wanting. I leave them Wanting less.
- [81:15]
Brady Bogan
It's a lot.
- [81:16]
John Holmberg
They said, leave them wanting more. And I said, that's not enough.
- [81:21]
Brady Bogan
It's so true. Nobody ever got to him and said, why don't you just cut this one short and have him say, wow, I could have used more Trump tonight.
- [81:28]
John Holmberg
Well, that's what I thought in the Republican convention, where he had this great momentum, all kinds of stuff. And then his speech.
- [81:34]
Brady Bogan
Two hours.
- [81:34]
John Holmberg
No, no teleprompter. We can tell.
- [81:38]
Brady Bogan
We know.
- [81:39]
John Holmberg
But he wanted to prove that Biden needed the parallel teleprompter and he didn't need it at all. So he's like, I'm going that whole last 47 minutes, the last 47 minutes.
- [81:51]
Brady Bogan
All off the top of my head.
- [81:52]
John Holmberg
Made it all up. We know, because you said the same thing six different ways.
- [81:57]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. It's crazy. I wish I would watch that. I might have to go home and watch it anyway, because the clips I saw, I was giggling from.
- [82:03]
John Holmberg
From last night.
- [82:04]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. I got home after the suns came and I was laughing anyway. All right, we'll do it a little faster, Pusscat. You got it loaded up? Here we go. It's for you, Tammy. Down. While you're still allowed to be with us. He killed her. You don't fall off a cruise ship. You just don't. After an argument. And we had Cato in yesterday. We all know what happened here. It's faster, pussycat, everybody. It's 98 KUPD, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station station. He said fully erect. Still streaming, Homberg's morning sickness online at 98kupd.com Frank Caliendo is joining us this morning, hanging out with us for a little bit. He's over at Tempe Improv, March 9th. He's in Atlanta. March 8th. If you're a truck driver, you can see that, too. It's at a Stuckey's over there off the 10, I think, in Atlanta. Right, right.
- [82:59]
John Holmberg
Yeah, whatever.
- [83:00]
Brady Bogan
Do you know where you're. Is it a convention center?
- [83:03]
John Holmberg
Yeah, no, it's.
- [83:04]
Brady Bogan
I'm.
- [83:04]
John Holmberg
It's at. Where's. Where the football players. Where's the football. Where's the. At the stadium, but in a. In a. I think it's in there. No, it's at the COB Energy, but it's in a small branch, flower branch or whatever ballroom type of things inside the. But March 9th is Sunday. This Sunday at the Tempe.
- [83:21]
Brady Bogan
That's right. It's Sunday. Yeah.
- [83:23]
John Holmberg
Just Sunday.
- [83:23]
Brady Bogan
I thought it was Saturday.
- [83:24]
John Holmberg
I was working Saturday. No, that's why I wanted to make sure people knew it was Sunday.
- [83:27]
Brady Bogan
I'm not doing a good job.
- [83:29]
John Holmberg
I'm working in for the truckers on Saturday. Saturday, you're like Jimmy Hoffa. And on Sunday, I'm working for you. The people. The people have the.
- [83:38]
Brady Bogan
All right, Sunday, you can go see Frank. Sunday. Sunday. All right, beautiful. Go to 10pimpro.com. In the meantime, it's time to work for Brady. He's gonna give us all the news that only he knows. And it's brought to you by our friends at all Pro Shade Concepts, Arizona's best patio shade. You got shade in your backyard, Frank?
- [83:55]
John Holmberg
Not enough. Yeah. Yeah.
- [83:56]
Brady Bogan
For real. Yeah. Yeah. Brady did it as his.
- [83:58]
John Holmberg
Who doesn't need shade in Arizona? You have shade. You need more shade.
- [84:02]
Brady Bogan
You're doing it. Yeah, it's like cowbell. It's more shade.
- [84:06]
John Holmberg
Throw some shade here.
- [84:08]
Brady Bogan
It's already starting to get hot. So get your estimate today, go to allproshadeconcepts.com, get it rolling, and have shade installed before summer hits. Like Frank said, you're in Arizona. You need shade. Brady reported.
- [84:19]
Big Dick Toledo
Good Wednesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world.
- [84:21]
Brady Bogan
Hi.
- [84:21]
Big Dick Toledo
Happy Ash Wednesday.
- [84:23]
Brady Bogan
Oh, yeah.
- [84:24]
John Holmberg
Oh, I take back everything I've said.
- [84:26]
Brady Bogan
With the Dirty Heads. Today start your.
- [84:28]
John Holmberg
Tony Reali is going to be on his canceled show.
- [84:31]
Brady Bogan
Did that get canceled finally? Around the horn.
- [84:34]
John Holmberg
Yeah, around the horns. Oh, it is ending in May.
- [84:36]
Brady Bogan
How did that show last as long as it did?
- [84:39]
John Holmberg
Beautiful people.
- [84:41]
Brady Bogan
They were.
- [84:42]
John Holmberg
No, not a single person on there. Tony Reali was the Jeff Goldblum of. Of sports tv.
- [84:48]
Brady Bogan
I love it. Great. Bing, ba bing. Ba bing, bing, bing, bing. Like this arbitrary scoring.
- [84:53]
John Holmberg
Get nine points.
- [84:55]
Brady Bogan
What do you think of Dante J. And Donna? Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.
- [85:01]
Big Dick Toledo
How about you, Kalashow?
- [85:04]
Brady Bogan
Woody Page.
- [85:05]
John Holmberg
I think it's because it's the same producer as PTI that they packaged them together.
- [85:10]
Brady Bogan
Oh, I see. Yeah.
- [85:11]
John Holmberg
Because those shows aren't done in Bristol. At the time, those were the only shows not done in Bristol, I think.
- [85:16]
Brady Bogan
Oh, really?
- [85:17]
John Holmberg
D.C. or something.
- [85:18]
Brady Bogan
Oh, I know that. Yeah. Ptis in. Yeah. How about that? Yeah. Yeah. But Tony Real, that show drove me nuts. Oh, many times. What? He's Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Yeah. What about you, Kalasha? And it was just the stupidest four writers, and the last thing you want to ever do, by the way, is talk to newspaper reporters.
- [85:39]
John Holmberg
Cheaper.
- [85:40]
Brady Bogan
20, 25. They'll do anything. Yeah.
- [85:43]
John Holmberg
Except for groom.
- [85:44]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, they.
- [85:45]
John Holmberg
Although there was a time where they. They used to go on and they were Just their newsroom selves. And then all of a sudden, they had new teeth.
- [85:54]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Woody Page.
- [85:56]
John Holmberg
Woody Page.
- [85:57]
Brady Bogan
I don't know what the hell happened to that guy. His whole body changed, and then he got sick.
- [86:01]
John Holmberg
Shapeshifter.
- [86:02]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, he got more dings. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Looking sharp. Hey, that's. What do you think, Talishaw?
- [86:08]
John Holmberg
They should have not given him points. They should have given them money to use toward their groomers.
- [86:15]
Brady Bogan
Go get your hair done, Paige. Ding, ding. Great answer.
- [86:19]
Big Dick Toledo
Couple of basic fun facts. The lowest point in the interstate highway system elevation wise is Fort McHenry Tunnel, which carries traffic on the I95 underneath Baltimore Harbor. The tunnel is 107ft below the harbor water's surface.
- [86:38]
Brady Bogan
Had Rady not said elevation, would we have all assumed it would have just been the lowest point in road history? We're really not proud of this road at all.
- [86:44]
John Holmberg
And the lowest point in the show is history.
- [86:46]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, it's real close. Road depth. That's flaming out right there. You guys want to know where bad low roads are? I got answers. Baltimore.
- [86:56]
Big Dick Toledo
The Vikings believe that in heaven there was a giant goat whose udders provided unlimited supply of beer.
- [87:03]
Brady Bogan
His name is Denise. What? Your girl? Oh, no. I thought it was Diana Taurasi or if they call her the girl goat now. Yeah, Denise the unlimited supply of goat milk. Wonder what happened to her. I guarantee you she got pregnant fast. Oh, yeah, in eighth grade. She was messing around with a publess neighbor. Imagine when she saw a real man.
- [87:26]
Big Dick Toledo
Police in the UK are investigating a theft from St. Andrew's Church that happened last month. Three religious paintings were stolen, including the one with the ten Commandments said thou shall not steal. The works also include one of the Lord's Prayer and the other ones. They're all in big heavy wooden frames and there is no signs of forced entry. Like, how do the people get in? And how do these things walk? Come out of there.
- [87:58]
Brady Bogan
Did you say Jesus? Well, sorry, yeah, I think. Did you say Jesus?
- [88:01]
John Holmberg
That's how they got in.
- [88:02]
Brady Bogan
Jesus. Jesus. Lord Jesus. Helped him out, then they floated out. No signs.
- [88:07]
Big Dick Toledo
I got a couple of Wild World stories.
- [88:11]
Brady Bogan
Let me get you loaded.
- [88:13]
Big Dick Toledo
Hello, my friends. Brady Bogan here with your Wild, Wild World. The world's largest iceberg has run aground in shallow waters off the remote British island of South Georgia. And it's this iceberg is home to to millions of penguins and seals.
- [88:31]
Brady Bogan
Aren't all icebergs kind of that? Not all of them. I guess the ones up north don't seals?
- [88:36]
Big Dick Toledo
Probably this one's the size of seals.
- [88:39]
John Holmberg
Messing up the marching of those penguins.
- [88:43]
Big Dick Toledo
The macaroni penguins.
- [88:45]
John Holmberg
Hey, how you doing?
- [88:48]
Brady Bogan
What happened? We was moving along so good. Hey. Somebody's gonna pay for this.
- [88:53]
John Holmberg
Get in the bank.
- [88:56]
Brady Bogan
Where were we going? You just hear that? It goes.
- [88:59]
John Holmberg
Oh, my God.
- [89:01]
Brady Bogan
That.
- [89:02]
John Holmberg
Oh, the man's trying to eat. You know what's funny? As an Italian, we do walk like penguins.
- [89:07]
Brady Bogan
Oh, yeah. You're very penguin. Like humans. Yeah.
- [89:11]
Big Dick Toledo
They say one of the benefits of this iceberg is the warmer temperature. Temperatures will melt parts of it which is loaded. The iceberg is loaded with nutrition, food, feed for the sea creatures. So they think there'll be an increase.
- [89:26]
Brady Bogan
Of population of sea creatures because the.
- [89:29]
Big Dick Toledo
Food is so abundant now.
- [89:32]
John Holmberg
That's not what makes babies.
- [89:34]
Brady Bogan
I'm the godfather of all the penguins. And we've. We've run ashore here. We've run aground. Little tiny macaroni penguins. You with the cheese. You with the crumbles. That's their names. Cheese and crumbles. Macaroni penguins.
- [89:49]
Big Dick Toledo
There's the.
- [89:50]
Brady Bogan
Why did we stop? What happened? Does anybody have an explanation? What did we hit?
- [89:56]
Big Dick Toledo
Just kind of floated and hit. Hit shore.
- [89:59]
Brady Bogan
Floating around.
- [89:59]
John Holmberg
We hit.
- [90:00]
Brady Bogan
Fredo. I don't like this at all. Frank. We gotta get our. We gotta get it together, little macaroni penguins. Let me watch a model over to you, Frank, and ask you a couple of questions. I was watching a movie. Everything stopped.
- [90:16]
John Holmberg
Crumbles.
- [90:16]
Big Dick Toledo
What do you think? Bacon bits.
- [90:19]
John Holmberg
My little macaroni pancakes.
- [90:21]
Big Dick Toledo
Macaroni penguins. And the linguine seals.
- [90:24]
Brady Bogan
Lobster Mac. Is that a thing or you just. You just started making. You started putting food in there. We were doing good with macaroni penguins. But you had to wreck it with those seals.
- [90:32]
John Holmberg
Why did you do that?
- [90:34]
Brady Bogan
So disappointed. And you're such a macaroni expert.
- [90:36]
John Holmberg
You could have. You could have given so many more names.
- [90:38]
Brady Bogan
Toppings and things you. You know.
- [90:40]
Big Dick Toledo
Sorry, Godfather.
- [90:41]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [90:41]
Brady Bogan
Like little cream over here. Like. Like heavy cream. Anyway, so never mind.
- [90:47]
John Holmberg
Ready? Right there with the linguini thing.
- [90:50]
Brady Bogan
But they're going to. So it's just going to sit there. Is it anything? Huh? There's not really that big a deal.
- [90:57]
Big Dick Toledo
Hang there for a while.
- [90:57]
Brady Bogan
Icebergs. Do they go until they stop? Right? Isn't that part of it?
- [91:01]
Big Dick Toledo
That's the largest one, though, that stopped.
- [91:04]
Brady Bogan
Or the largest one.
- [91:05]
Big Dick Toledo
They're like land dead ahead.
- [91:07]
Brady Bogan
I don't understand. Understand. Then penguins can get off. Yeah.
- [91:11]
John Holmberg
Maybe it's like a cruise ship pulling up at port.
- [91:13]
Brady Bogan
Right? And the little faster penguins. Penguin life fell off the iceberg.
- [91:18]
John Holmberg
Too soon.
- [91:19]
Brady Bogan
No, it's not. It's faster. Cat. That's 35 years old at least. First time we've heard of them in 35 years.
- [91:26]
Big Dick Toledo
So three fishermen in New Zealand went out fishing in a 16 foot boat. And they're throwing their lines in. All of a sudden, what do they call them? A pod of dolphins started going by and one of them jumped up into the boat. 900 pound dolphin, 11ft long into the boat. A 16 foot boat.
- [91:50]
John Holmberg
Well, I can't trash.
- [91:53]
Brady Bogan
He's good at that. Now Brady used to have whales were in a pod. They do. But I think maybe dolphins do too because they're mammals. Don't question them. This, this is one area Brady's good at.
- [92:02]
Big Dick Toledo
It could have been a parliament. Adolph.
- [92:05]
Brady Bogan
I don't know. I don't know this one. A murder of dolphins perhaps. I'm gonna go with Brady on that. Check it out. I bet it's pod.
- [92:12]
John Holmberg
I think it was a Gandalf. Wasn't it a Gandalf wizard?
- [92:17]
Brady Bogan
Is it a macaroni of dolphins? Perhaps a collective.
- [92:21]
Big Dick Toledo
Collective.
- [92:22]
Brady Bogan
It's a collective of dolphins. Brady's incorrect.
- [92:24]
Big Dick Toledo
Cool.
- [92:26]
Brady Bogan
You can't cool your mistake. Yeah, I knew that.
- [92:31]
Big Dick Toledo
Right, so the, the dolphin.
- [92:36]
Brady Bogan
Nice job, Brady. Kellishaw, what do you think of Brady's mistakes?
- [92:40]
Big Dick Toledo
They couldn't get the dolphin out because it was £900. So they went, it took one hour and went back to shore and they kept hosing the dolphin down with water to keep it moist and called the wildlife people over there to come over until they got the boat and they got the dolphin out of the boat and then.
- [93:00]
Brady Bogan
I like moist. I think a dolphin needs to be wet. I don't think moist is.
- [93:04]
Big Dick Toledo
No, they had light.
- [93:05]
Brady Bogan
Moist. We have to moisten the dolphin. It's like a phrase you would never hear.
- [93:12]
Big Dick Toledo
Keep it moist.
- [93:13]
Brady Bogan
You've got to moisten it or it's gonna die.
- [93:20]
John Holmberg
You guys moisten the dolphin.
- [93:23]
Brady Bogan
Moisten. The dolphin's a great man.
- [93:25]
Big Dick Toledo
And before they set it free, the Maori tribe prayed over the dolphin.
- [93:30]
Brady Bogan
Oh my God, he's dry and cracky like a black guy's elbows. Moisten the dolphin. He's getting ashy.
- [93:39]
Big Dick Toledo
Who's got the moisture hose?
- [93:43]
Brady Bogan
I'd like a glass of moisture, please.
- [93:48]
Big Dick Toledo
It's gonna take a little bit.
- [93:49]
Brady Bogan
I didn't think that would bring tears to my eyes. Because when Brady says stuff like hey, to moisten him, my brain just goes, God, a moist dolphin is just such a problem. The dolphin died because he wasn't wet. Enough. But he was moist.
- [94:02]
John Holmberg
You have to admit.
- [94:03]
Big Dick Toledo
You have to keep it moist.
- [94:05]
Brady Bogan
Moistened him.
- [94:05]
John Holmberg
He was humid.
- [94:06]
Brady Bogan
At the very least. A dolphin in your boat and your goal is just keep it moist.
- [94:13]
John Holmberg
We don't want him to have too much power.
- [94:15]
Big Dick Toledo
I'm sitting on it.
- [94:17]
Brady Bogan
It's working. More moistening. We just need to moisten to a certain level. You're going crazy. Don't make them all wet.
- [94:28]
Big Dick Toledo
That's your wild wild world.
- [94:31]
Brady Bogan
So stupid.
- [94:32]
John Holmberg
Seem like your wild wild water world.
- [94:33]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Yeah. Hey, we need that. Wild wild water world's a good idea.
- [94:38]
Big Dick Toledo
A fire broke out at the T.W. garner Food Company in Winston Salem, North Carolina. They're the company that makes Texas Peach hot sauce.
- [94:48]
Brady Bogan
Okay.
- [94:48]
Big Dick Toledo
It was a two alarm fire. It probably it's because it was so hot. Yeah, but damage the sauce.
- [95:00]
Brady Bogan
Fireman come. All right. Let's moisten this thing. They said like a dolphin. Like a dolphin. Like a dolphin. I want this building as moist as a dolphin by the time we're done here. That fire's got no chance with all the moisture we provide.
- [95:14]
Big Dick Toledo
The good news is the sauce did.
- [95:15]
Brady Bogan
Not burn so healthy. The moisture, Mr. We provide, we're like a vino.
- [95:20]
John Holmberg
You have it on stream, put it on spray.
- [95:23]
Brady Bogan
Spray, mist, mess.
- [95:27]
John Holmberg
Oh, my God.
- [95:28]
Brady Bogan
You're gonna make a mess with all this water misting. Just spray bottles. You're missing it. You're missing it with the mist. Brady, the insane fireman who hates things to get a little too. You're overdoing it. You're flooding the place. You're flooding the place. Why? It's excessive, I said. Boys, what are you doing? We were told to conserve water. It's a Greta Thunberg, Fire department. She says not this. Just too. If there's water on the ground, we're done in puddles. We've overdone it. I can't listen to her again. Moisten the fire, they said.
- [96:08]
Big Dick Toledo
The good news is we must moisten them. None of the sauce dried up. It remained moist.
- [96:13]
Brady Bogan
I'm still talking about that.
- [96:15]
John Holmberg
Well, it's sauce.
- [96:16]
Brady Bogan
Of course. Yeah, the sauce Brady quacked up. Frank Kelly. I know. Hot garbage. Don't listen to them. You keep getting that story about Frank Hot sauce. That's good stuff. People need to know that's what they want. How you doing, Frank?
- [96:27]
John Holmberg
Great.
- [96:28]
Brady Bogan
Great. All right.
- [96:30]
John Holmberg
Done, Ralphie.
- [96:31]
Big Dick Toledo
All right.
- [96:31]
Brady Bogan
I'm a little moist, I'll tell you that. That can't help it with your £600. You moisten up. I want to hear more about Brady's hot sauce story. But you two knuckleheads wouldn't shut up about that stupid moist dolphin. Which is a funny phrase. The moist dolphin. Sounds like a sex trick. Anyway, nice job, Brady. You keep that food.
- [96:49]
Big Dick Toledo
Thanks, Ralphie.
- [96:50]
Brady Bogan
See you later, guys. I've got.
- [96:54]
Big Dick Toledo
Finally, there's a skincare clinic that has created an online test which will calculate how your workday may be aging your skin. Because you want to keep your skin moist.
- [97:04]
Brady Bogan
Absolutely.
- [97:05]
Big Dick Toledo
It's a big based on aspects like shift patterns, regular hours, working locations, stress levels, physical activity. They say they base this calculator on actual scientific studies, but it's basically just a simple questionnaire where you're asked stuff like how long are you sitting in front of your computer? How many hours are you putting in? And you go to harley street skin clinic.com if you want to find out what's your. How ugly your job is making you.
- [97:37]
Brady Bogan
Okay. I think this job's done a trick on me in this whole room.
- [97:40]
John Holmberg
I don't. I. You get part of the way through a story. I don't know what you're talking about.
- [97:45]
Brady Bogan
Welcome to our world. But I don't every day.
- [97:47]
John Holmberg
But here's the thing. I just keep listening and I don't.
- [97:51]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [97:52]
John Holmberg
I don't know what it is because.
- [97:54]
Brady Bogan
You'Re playing clue is that you're listening. You're like, there. There was some semblance of organization here and it fell apart. And now I'm lost.
- [98:02]
John Holmberg
Oops.
- [98:03]
Brady Bogan
And I've been thinking about how I'm lost. So I might have missed the middle. Then you pay attention harder to see if he gives you a clue to bring you home. And you're wasting your time.
- [98:10]
John Holmberg
I get lost. Yeah, exactly. That. That's the path. There's a. Early on, you say something. Did he just say that?
- [98:19]
Brady Bogan
And your brain leaves and you go, oh, what the is going on?
- [98:22]
John Holmberg
You can't jump back in once you've left. No.
- [98:25]
Brady Bogan
Brady's double Dutch. But it's the same story.
- [98:28]
John Holmberg
It's just like he hasn't changed topics yet. It's the same story. Like, I have to do this and listen in the car because I just have to feel like. How many accidents are there daily on the top?
- [98:40]
Brady Bogan
Thousands. Thousands during that segment. A lot. A lot.
- [98:45]
John Holmberg
Elon is going to check into it. We're going. Doge is going to accelerate the gas.
- [98:52]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. It's very much a pattern of when a story goes off the rails, it goes off in front of you. Yeah. And you wonder, was that me or him? And by the time that question myself.
- [99:03]
John Holmberg
But I also looked around the room to see who else was paying attention, and it was 50. 50.
- [99:08]
Brady Bogan
Well, I. I saw your face go. I was looking at an email. I was still listening to Brady. I saw your face look at me. And at the same time, we both went. We both chuckled because I knew exactly where your brain had like, is anyone else following? I look at Brett. Halftime. I'm like, what's going on?
- [99:21]
John Holmberg
It was Biden. And the teleprompter wasn't moving. Teleprompter froze on my emails.
- [99:28]
Big Dick Toledo
And maybe we should change this up.
- [99:29]
Brady Bogan
No.
- [99:30]
Big Dick Toledo
Maybe we should get some new.
- [99:31]
Brady Bogan
No, Brady, don't get mad. There's no correcting.
- [99:37]
John Holmberg
It's what makes you great.
- [99:39]
Big Dick Toledo
It's not new.
- [99:41]
Brady Bogan
Yes, it is. It's always been this way.
- [99:43]
John Holmberg
No, no, no.
- [99:44]
Brady Bogan
There's some days, look. Yes.
- [99:47]
Big Dick Toledo
We're about to play a week of this.
- [99:50]
John Holmberg
We're about to play a week of.
- [99:51]
Big Dick Toledo
This from 20 years.
- [99:52]
Brady Bogan
There are most definitely some days better than others, but let's not start that. You were, you know, Edward R. Murrow in the beginning. This has been a fairly consistent ver. You have been very consistent.
- [100:02]
John Holmberg
You took it wrong. I'm taking it as. That's incredible that you can do that.
- [100:07]
Brady Bogan
No, it's not. No, don't play. He's not doing anything intentional.
- [100:12]
John Holmberg
That's exactly what I mean. That is Dennis Miller talking about Jerry Lewis. Like, he makes me laugh when he's trying to be funny. It's the worst in the world.
- [100:24]
Brady Bogan
Right?
- [100:24]
John Holmberg
He's just being serious.
- [100:26]
Brady Bogan
His. His. His oblivious nature to his delivery is what makes that whole thing so good. Yeah. And makes our job harder to try to realize.
- [100:36]
John Holmberg
Angry at us.
- [100:36]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. And then he gets mad when you.
- [100:37]
John Holmberg
Say, nobody understood Brady being truthful. There's nothing better than it.
- [100:41]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, no, no. It's for sure.
- [100:42]
John Holmberg
There's nothing better than Brady being truthful. And I'm not trying to cover this up. This is 100% an observation I made. But again, while you were doing your story, and I don't know about. But this is where my mind went.
- [100:57]
Brady Bogan
And I don't know if in that story, this is the brilliance of Brady. I'm glad you're here for this, Brady. Thank you. I would very seriously doubt in that dolphin story, the word moist is printed on that page. That was from him and him only. And that was the glory of the word that he chose to use, being only one he would use. No one else would say moist in the dolphin.
- [101:16]
John Holmberg
Guy says, gentlemen, I've been in the market for a bar.
- [101:20]
Brady Bogan
Thank you for giving me my bar, the Moist Dolphin. The Moist Dolphin may turn out to be a gay bar, he says, but I love the name. No, that would be the Brown Dolphin. Eventually, that's what a moist dolphin turns into at a gay bar. I'm just saying.
- [101:35]
John Holmberg
I'm just saying. Frank, let me help you out. It's the Brady Report, also known as Arizona Loses Its Mind, also known as Arizona Bonds. Together in total.
- [101:44]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. We all.
- [101:46]
John Holmberg
That is it.
- [101:46]
Brady Bogan
Democrat, Republican, everything else. Guys, we all survived another Brady Report. We're gonna. We're okay.
- [101:51]
John Holmberg
I like to teach.
- [101:52]
Big Dick Toledo
It's one of a kind.
- [101:53]
Brady Bogan
I'll tell you. It is one of a kind.
- [101:56]
John Holmberg
Harmony. I'd like. I'm just waiting for the.
- [102:01]
Brady Bogan
By design. Right. And that's the other thing. Like, I'm surprised you didn't do that today. A pot of dolphins. Then you're like, no, it's actually. Whatever it is. And then he went.
- [102:10]
Big Dick Toledo
That's why I hesitated, because I couldn't remember.
- [102:12]
Brady Bogan
Right. But you said it. And you put your feet in and you said, I spotted dolphins. I even defended you. You're pretty good at that. And normally when you correct him, he'll go. Right. Even if he's the one that brought you the wrong thing.
- [102:23]
John Holmberg
Right.
- [102:24]
Brady Bogan
You're a great guest. Thanks for popping in, Brady.
- [102:27]
Big Dick Toledo
It's, you know, it's good that I can tell, you know, I said the pot of dolphins, but we got fact checkers that can.
- [102:33]
Brady Bogan
See, don't. You sound mad about that. Pot is actually still correct, too. There's a bunch of. There's two or three pots. See? Yeah, that's fine. I would never question Brady on his knowledge of fish, you know.
- [102:44]
John Holmberg
Right.
- [102:45]
Big Dick Toledo
But I learned collect.
- [102:47]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Is it a fish? No, no, it's a mammal.
- [102:50]
John Holmberg
But, no, it's a sandwich.
- [102:51]
Brady Bogan
Sea creatures and Brady have a bond.
- [102:54]
John Holmberg
Was that the fish tank story from you?
- [102:56]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. He's jerked off to a fish tank. That was a little bit of garbage.
- [103:00]
John Holmberg
Johnny caught me. That was one. That was. And again, that was in Guadalupe.
- [103:04]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. In only Brady's world. Does anyone lay down landing pads for your masturbation? He's the only one I've ever known that put down a pee pad. Pad. Yeah. It's thoughtful. Maybe gotta hit the spot. Do we have any puppy pads? We don't have any puppies.
- [103:20]
Big Dick Toledo
I didn't ask that.
- [103:21]
Brady Bogan
Do we have puppy pads or not? I gotta lay something down.
- [103:26]
John Holmberg
X marks the spot.
- [103:27]
Brady Bogan
I'm right on the couch. Cushion edge. You know, I've Never asked you. That was a. That. That's not the first time you ever did that. That was probably how you started as a kid.
- [103:36]
Big Dick Toledo
No, the only reason. The only reason I did it like that, which I didn't even got started, you know, she just came in, and there they were.
- [103:45]
Brady Bogan
Okay. It doesn't matter. You had it set up.
- [103:48]
Big Dick Toledo
Because I wanted to. In case she comes walking around.
- [103:51]
Brady Bogan
There's a.
- [103:51]
Big Dick Toledo
The fish tank.
- [103:56]
Brady Bogan
If you have a knife to my throat, you're going to get in trouble for attempted murder. Yeah. You didn't commit the crime, but you were going to. Had someone that walked in.
- [104:03]
Big Dick Toledo
But the design was. I was putting that down there because I could see through the fish tank. If she were to wake up and come around, then, you know, gives me a warning sign that it won't get.
- [104:14]
Brady Bogan
Busted on the edge of the couch.
- [104:19]
Big Dick Toledo
No, that was there just because.
- [104:21]
John Holmberg
Again, just setting up just in case.
- [104:23]
Brady Bogan
I understand that.
- [104:24]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [104:25]
Big Dick Toledo
That's what I want to make sure that. Make sure I can see, you know, like, if I get busted.
- [104:30]
Brady Bogan
But how in the world is that embarrassing? It's more embarrassing to have napkins.
- [104:34]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [104:34]
Big Dick Toledo
It didn't work. It was more embarrassing to get caught.
- [104:36]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, but that's what I'm asking you. Was the napkin corner of the couch thing the norm?
- [104:43]
Big Dick Toledo
No.
- [104:43]
Brady Bogan
That was the first time you ever did that. You were gonna.
- [104:46]
John Holmberg
You looked at the couch.
- [104:47]
Brady Bogan
It was the first time I looked it up a little bit.
- [104:50]
Big Dick Toledo
First time to ever say, hey, why.
- [104:51]
John Holmberg
Don'T you change it?
- [104:54]
Big Dick Toledo
You know, basically because it was before.
- [104:57]
Brady Bogan
We were getting married, so you were beaten off. But you.
- [105:00]
Big Dick Toledo
Well, there. There was nothing going on for. You know.
- [105:03]
John Holmberg
I get that.
- [105:03]
Brady Bogan
But your end goal here was to finish on the arm of the couch.
- [105:07]
Big Dick Toledo
No, I was gonna go onto the couch.
- [105:09]
Brady Bogan
Oh, you're gonna lay it under the cushion.
- [105:12]
Big Dick Toledo
I was.
- [105:12]
Brady Bogan
I know I didn't finish.
- [105:14]
Big Dick Toledo
No, no, but I'm saying I was just setting up. So when she came around the corner, there they were.
- [105:19]
Brady Bogan
Right. I don't care about that. I'm saying cleanups.
- [105:22]
Big Dick Toledo
This.
- [105:22]
Brady Bogan
Had she not been.
- [105:23]
Big Dick Toledo
I wasn't gonna throw it on the arm of the couch.
- [105:25]
Brady Bogan
No, but. No, you're gonna put it on cushions on the arm of the couch.
- [105:28]
Big Dick Toledo
No.
- [105:28]
Brady Bogan
Or on a napkin.
- [105:29]
Big Dick Toledo
I was gonna get on the couch and lay. And lay down on the couch, but I didn't get that far.
- [105:35]
John Holmberg
But what.
- [105:35]
Brady Bogan
Why did you lay down napkins?
- [105:38]
Big Dick Toledo
Because that's where I didn't want to knock them over. That was the best place I thought to put them.
- [105:43]
John Holmberg
I just read A.
- [105:44]
Brady Bogan
That was first post cleanup. You brought that. This is your drop cloth. So did I. So, yeah. Thought he was going to paint the room.
- [105:52]
John Holmberg
I thought it was Hansel and Gretel.
- [105:56]
Brady Bogan
What if they left that behind and that's how they got caught? Okay, now it makes a little less sense somehow. Is that you put that down for like you'd laid out towels for the next time you were going to the pool.
- [106:08]
Big Dick Toledo
Clean up.
- [106:09]
Brady Bogan
Right. So you had on the arm of the couch. Yeah. A couple of napkins. Then you were going to sprawl out on the couch. Yep. Hammer.
- [106:16]
Big Dick Toledo
And then I could reach afterwards.
- [106:18]
Brady Bogan
Hammer on. And then reach over your head.
- [106:20]
Big Dick Toledo
Drop cloth.
- [106:20]
Brady Bogan
And then dry off your tongue. Me?
- [106:22]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [106:23]
Brady Bogan
Like an otter. That just got done. It's a little more sense now.
- [106:27]
Big Dick Toledo
That's my abalone.
- [106:29]
John Holmberg
Have a hamster habit trail.
- [106:31]
Brady Bogan
So what had happened was. She comes around the corner. You've got some pads laid out. Your pants are half off or unzipped at the very least. You're about to lay down.
- [106:40]
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah.
- [106:40]
John Holmberg
Oh.
- [106:40]
Brady Bogan
So. Okay. I thought you were just standing there staring at the fish tank. The story's changed. Yeah, me too. And I. Look how moist they are. He's so moist in there.
- [106:51]
Big Dick Toledo
He needs about to be in repose.
- [106:53]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Still weird, but okay. And I just don't understand the middle of the room thing with someone home. I mean, you are. You are playing with fire right there. I just go out here in the biggest room in the house. The center of.
- [107:10]
Big Dick Toledo
Wasn't this center the couch was behind.
- [107:13]
Brady Bogan
You know what I mean?
- [107:13]
John Holmberg
Did you set it up like a sitcom? Facing the camera?
- [107:18]
Brady Bogan
Once the door open. Open. Nobody ever closed the goddamn door in a sitcom. But that was the dangerous thing. It was the main room of the house. It was the main room.
- [107:27]
John Holmberg
Mr. Furley came over.
- [107:29]
Brady Bogan
What's going on here? What are you doing? Oh, Mr. Furley, I. You're about to beat off on the couch.
- [107:36]
Big Dick Toledo
Just remember that the main room that you're talking about. Yeah. Is 10 by 10.
- [107:40]
John Holmberg
Oh, yeah. This is the old house. It doesn't matter.
- [107:42]
Brady Bogan
Give me the. I'm not going to build it. I'm just like.
- [107:45]
Big Dick Toledo
I center punched this giant room.
- [107:46]
John Holmberg
I'm like.
- [107:47]
Brady Bogan
Like.
- [107:47]
John Holmberg
No, but you're in the.
- [107:49]
Brady Bogan
You're in the main room of the house. Yeah. When someone's home.
- [107:52]
John Holmberg
I think I'd been picturing your Gilbert.
- [107:53]
Big Dick Toledo
House, which is the back room. The. The TV room was a bedroom at one time because there's a bathroom next to it.
- [108:01]
Brady Bogan
The house was in the middle of the main room?
- [108:04]
Big Dick Toledo
No, it was on the side of the wall. Bedroom. She walks down the bedroom. And then there's the fish tank that's on each side.
- [108:12]
Brady Bogan
Right?
- [108:14]
Big Dick Toledo
And then there's a nice TV room.
- [108:16]
Brady Bogan
The living family room was the only one in the whole thing. And that's the one you had to pass. It's the main room of the house.
- [108:21]
John Holmberg
Take notes.
- [108:22]
Brady Bogan
It's this. It's the center of the home.
- [108:24]
John Holmberg
All I know is I should have been in here with Cato Kalin.
- [108:29]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [108:29]
John Holmberg
You're worried about yesterday.
- [108:34]
Brady Bogan
Do you have videos, Brady, of that?
- [108:36]
Big Dick Toledo
No.
- [108:37]
Brady Bogan
Okay. You don't have any today. We got a couple others. It what a story.
- [108:42]
Big Dick Toledo
We cleared some things up, and we.
- [108:43]
Brady Bogan
Learn more every time we hear it, too. But it's always convoluted. Like Frank said, it took a lot of extra. He's a word problem. There's a lot of extra stuff that doesn't really matter. The shadow of the tree doesn't really matter.
- [108:56]
John Holmberg
This is where they got the idea for severance.
- [109:00]
Brady Bogan
There's a lot going on.
- [109:01]
John Holmberg
Story you have to understand, though, is that the fertility clinic? No, it was an aquarium.
- [109:07]
Brady Bogan
It was the best way to not get cooked caught. And also, that's not the middle of the room, like. All right. Jesus Christ. Some of these details will not matter in the end. I still know how laying down pads keeps it from you getting caught. But I get you now, Brady B.
- [109:18]
John Holmberg
Thank you.
- [109:19]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [109:20]
Big Dick Toledo
First video is a little scooter problem.
- [109:24]
Brady Bogan
It's a cruddy nation. The language is wrong on the video.
- [109:27]
Big Dick Toledo
Clipped by the car here.
- [109:28]
Brady Bogan
Oh, guy falls over, picks it up.
- [109:31]
Big Dick Toledo
Starts speeding off in.
- [109:32]
Brady Bogan
And he just rides off in another. So he gets. He bumps into a car that kind of cuts him off. Falls over on the scooter, gets his scooter back up. Hey, jerk. Oh, he didn't get back on it. He hit the throttle while he's holding it, and it ran away from him and he held on right there. He's still. Yeah, that's not good, man.
- [109:51]
John Holmberg
Same car. I think it's the same car that hits him both times.
- [109:53]
Big Dick Toledo
Circle back around.
- [109:54]
Brady Bogan
Is it the same? Oh, no, it's not.
- [109:55]
John Holmberg
Same make, maybe.
- [109:56]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, well, they're only allowed one car in China.
- [110:01]
Big Dick Toledo
All right, next one's knockout of the day.
- [110:04]
Brady Bogan
Boxing. Just straight or is it. Oh, kickboxing. Roundhouse kick to the face. He's out cold. Wow. The same country. It actually would be ironic if it was the same bear. Just got off that scooter. He's having a rough weekend. Wow, he can make it better. Sunday night at 10:00pm prev with Frank.
- [110:19]
Big Dick Toledo
The last one is Muppet Man.
- [110:23]
Brady Bogan
Oh, no. All right. Oh, he's got no teeth. No. Oh, he tried to kill himself. Because I get a few messages plus there like this and I feel like.
- [110:31]
Big Dick Toledo
This is an important topic to touch on. I get a lot.
- [110:34]
Brady Bogan
His nose is gone.
- [110:36]
Big Dick Toledo
They got issues they want to talk about.
- [110:37]
John Holmberg
They're going through a lot of hurt and they'll say things along the line.
- [110:40]
Big Dick Toledo
Of, hey, I keep going through this.
- [110:42]
John Holmberg
This and this or I gone through this. I know it's nothing like what he's. What used to be his nose.
- [110:46]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. And guys, just let me stop you there, all right? What did he do? Did he try to kill himself at one point with a shotgun and miss. Blew front of his face off. That's what I did. Think that is rough to watch. And that is. Brady's current Instagram feed is filled with deformities and strange people. That's a weird one. That looks like. Like you try to make a person out of Silly Putty or something. I don't know. What is it the Gary Ganu. What's the one that had kind of the. It wasn't Gary Gnu who had the puffy face. It's very Muffy Smiley. No, Guy Smiley was very flat faced and handsome. And handsome. Yeah. Guy Smiley was good looking.
- [111:26]
Big Dick Toledo
It will not cover that eye because it's.
- [111:28]
John Holmberg
No news is good.
- [111:29]
Brady Bogan
Ganous. All right, now get ready because here's Brett's videos. Yeah, here we go. Yeah. And Brett's smiling, which is a good thing. Frank, sit through this and enjoy it. This is. You should have been here with Kato yesterday. Yeah. We'll just start with this one since. All right, this one's for our guest, Frank Calieto. 10p improv Sunday night. Tempnprov.com if you're interested in heading over. Here's somebody with. Oh, since Brady loves vegetables so much. Somebody with a pair of gloves on and they're reaching into the bottom of a. Another human being who seems to be in great agony. She has put a moist corn cob. What is this?
- [112:05]
Big Dick Toledo
It could be a dolphin. Broccoli.
- [112:07]
Brady Bogan
I'm guessing broccoli. Zucchini. Name that. Zucchini.
- [112:12]
John Holmberg
Yeah, I'm gonna say I'm sticking with broccoli.
- [112:17]
Brady Bogan
Oh, it's drippy, weird broccoli. I think it's a cucumber. That's been in there for a while. Oh, and it is. It has been in there for a while. It's Big. Oh, it's all out now.
- [112:29]
Big Dick Toledo
That is pickled.
- [112:30]
Brady Bogan
Is that the only one? It has softened.
- [112:35]
John Holmberg
And that's not the tastiest pickle I ever did.
- [112:39]
Brady Bogan
The Vlastic snap.
- [112:42]
John Holmberg
Mikey pops his head out.
- [112:44]
Brady Bogan
I bet you take a bite of it. It's still pretty fresh to go with this one. Oh, God. All right, here's a lady. Okay. There's a guy putting his fit. It's a gynecology thing for Mick Jagger's wife. Like. Oh, she's enjoying it, though. All right. These guys. That is the biggest one I've ever seen. Good Lord. It looks like that guy's face in the first video. Oh, they just. They just punched it with the other hand.
- [113:14]
John Holmberg
Mike Tyson's punch in. Wow.
- [113:18]
Brady Bogan
That's Glass Joe's vagina. It took a beating. Didn't fight back one once. And. Hey, Br. Will you go back to that again and get to the second punch and just listen to that? Let's just have. Let's just do the audio of that real quick. Just about halfway through when he. When he throws his other. And he's not done.
- [113:45]
John Holmberg
He took him.
- [113:49]
Brady Bogan
That second punch is pretty quick.
- [113:51]
John Holmberg
That's like some type of globular creature in a superhero movie that absorbs your punch.
- [113:58]
Brady Bogan
It's a Marvel vagina.
- [114:00]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [114:00]
Brady Bogan
And we'll just. That was weird. We'll just end with this one. All right. Oh, jeez. Everybody's pants are off. That's the last thing. All right, here we go. But wait, there's pile. That's. There's some. Oh, he's putting a butcher knife handle into his butt. The handles in. Oh, God.
- [114:14]
John Holmberg
He's going all the way.
- [114:16]
Brady Bogan
Blade in.
- [114:16]
Big Dick Toledo
That's just dumb.
- [114:17]
Brady Bogan
Played it. That is dumb, Brady. That is highly, highly dangerous. Not recommended by anyone. You're right. Brady's assessment of this being dumb is accurate. He's got a full 6, 7 inch kitchen knife in his butt. Handle first. And he's shoved it in almost to the tip. It's still going in. Oh, my God. Oh, he took it out. No damage. Except for what was already there.
- [114:41]
John Holmberg
That hit my gag reflex.
- [114:43]
Brady Bogan
Did it get you? I've only had it happen a couple of times.
- [114:45]
Big Dick Toledo
Oh, get back to the pickle.
- [114:50]
John Holmberg
Man.
- [114:50]
Brady Bogan
Oh, man. Yeah. That's tough. People do that, Frank. They're city you go to. Probably in Atlanta. Somebody will be doing that when you're there Saturday. Somebody doing it here today.
- [114:57]
John Holmberg
I'm in my hotel room by myself and the guy.
- [115:00]
Brady Bogan
And the guy that was in there before you. Probably shoving Ginsu up His ass.
- [115:03]
John Holmberg
Yeah, man. I hope so.
- [115:07]
Brady Bogan
Great job. Wish we had that for Kato yesterday. Yeah, the knife stuff. He loves knife jokes. And that's the worst thing you can do with a knife. Caleb. You know what? Brady's right. That's dumb. I'm telling you right now, that's dumb. I'm gonna shove this knife in my ass. Dumb. So dumb. There you go, everybody. My goodness. That's your Brady Report, fully assessed by Frank Caliento. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect 90 days. Still streaming. HB's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com Thirsty? It's red hot. It's a chili pepper, sir. Give it away. Before I go any further, Frank is here Sunday. One show sold out so much in February. They said, we've got an open Sunday. Can you please appease the people that did not get tickets back in February? And so here we are now with Frank on March 9th, Sunday night over at the Tempe Improv. 10:00pm prev.com Caliento's been here the whole morning. Before we get to Frank, we were talking about Brady's beat off thing on the couch. And people are learning. They're learning again that he was facing a fish tank. We all thought he was beaten off to the fish for years. He's explaining then. No. That he had just laid down drop cloths. You know, like a painter. We thought it was drop cloths. I thought he was gonna. I thought it was just a normal thing for guitar. Target release down onto a target. Like when they have skydivers, you're playing jarts, you throw it across the. Yeah, across the lawn. We thought he was playing. Yeah. Jizz jarts. Yeah, there you go. But turns out those were just for later cleanup. How many napkins did you take? Was it aggressive? Was it ambitious?
- [116:53]
Big Dick Toledo
Two Kleenex.
- [116:54]
Brady Bogan
Ambitious. Very ambitious.
- [116:57]
John Holmberg
It was Kleenex.
- [116:58]
Big Dick Toledo
I needed it back then.
- [116:59]
Brady Bogan
Kleenex. Soft, very moist.
- [117:02]
John Holmberg
Moist moisture.
- [117:04]
Big Dick Toledo
Built in moisturizer.
- [117:06]
Brady Bogan
And then his wife walks in, catches him, and he's standing there. I didn't do it, though. So he tried that. This is. Guys, I need to know more. Ronnie ruined this beautiful thing that Brady was going to do. But what happens after? Did you shuffle after her with your pants around the ankles, crying and saying, I was going to think of you the whole time? Was she mad? Were you laughing? Was it miserable? Did it cause trouble?
- [117:27]
Big Dick Toledo
She was not happy.
- [117:28]
Brady Bogan
She was not happy that you were going to beat off on the couch.
- [117:31]
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah.
- [117:31]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Nobody's ever really overly happy about that. But. But you were in premarital abstinence. Yes. So you decided not to have sex before your wedding. Yeah, to get used to it. Actually, I've talked to a friend of mine whose wife said that before.
- [117:46]
Big Dick Toledo
Now that I know that.
- [117:47]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. That they say that the women are like, we should try to do this and not have sex for two months before we get married. My other friend, whose wife is dead now. Not because of this. Yeah. But they did that same thing and 90 days. And I'm like, why? You guys been boning for three years. Yeah, we're gonna see. See, you know how we do without that. And I'm like, it's marriage planning now.
- [118:06]
Big Dick Toledo
You know why?
- [118:07]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. They do that to go, yeah, yeah. I'm not going to do that forever. Let's see if we can still get along without it. Because get used to that. And it's gonna happen because. Yeah, definitely that's coming your way. So did she get mad? She yell at you? Was it a couple days?
- [118:19]
Big Dick Toledo
Yell. Just, you know, wasn't real happy.
- [118:22]
Brady Bogan
And did you go back to bed or did you sleep on the couch and you didn't. Oh, you did.
- [118:26]
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah.
- [118:26]
Brady Bogan
Half hard back to bed, laid there.
- [118:28]
John Holmberg
What time of day was it?
- [118:29]
Brady Bogan
Just finished two in the morning. He got up in the middle of night to do that. I couldn't take it anymore.
- [118:35]
John Holmberg
And what. Why did she get up? She heard a commotion. Yeah, well, because it was a small.
- [118:41]
Brady Bogan
Kleenex being pulled out of the.
- [118:43]
John Holmberg
Is that a burglar?
- [118:44]
Brady Bogan
Oh, yeah.
- [118:46]
Big Dick Toledo
She did the reach over, you know, next. And I wasn't in bed, probably. It's like, oh, where'd he go?
- [118:51]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [118:52]
Big Dick Toledo
Not in the bathroom.
- [118:53]
Brady Bogan
Nope. Right in the middle.
- [118:54]
John Holmberg
I hope we're not being robbed. I go for being.
- [118:57]
Brady Bogan
I wish we were being robbed. Yeah. The worst part is, is that. Yeah, you were gonna. She was. She had heard some stuff.
- [119:05]
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah.
- [119:05]
Brady Bogan
Which could very have easily have been like. Look at you and your little tuxedo. Like his season got a dressed up. You want another drink? Would you like a drink? Yeah. I moan for air.
- [119:15]
Big Dick Toledo
It could have been. It could have been worse.
- [119:17]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Oh, yeah. You could have been. I have you dressed up like a pilgrim. Who's my little pioneer? You are to too. We're gonna play Pocahontas. Oh, look who got here. It's my thumb. Where do you want to go? Spelunking. Okay.
- [119:35]
John Holmberg
Oh, is it something you eat?
- [119:36]
Big Dick Toledo
You're sick.
- [119:37]
Brady Bogan
Oh, no. You're throwing up. We should clean that. I'm Glad I brought some tissues but Brett's right. Maybe Ronnie heard a very like a rustling of like your your hand was in the box. Nobody's box gets touched around here till we're married. Kleenex or otherwise buddy. Get back in bed. Did she want you back in bed afterwards or did you just follow her in there? Shane Oh, I followed her walk of shame. You went back in shame.
- [120:08]
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah.
- [120:09]
Brady Bogan
O you get.
- [120:10]
John Holmberg
You get to sleep right away. Are you thinking about I went right.
- [120:13]
Brady Bogan
To sleep Shame didn't have a problem.
- [120:16]
John Holmberg
Shame.
- [120:17]
Brady Bogan
Yeah yeah but all the shame shut.
- [120:21]
John Holmberg
Down operations I mean is like but that's. That could have gotten you to sleep.
- [120:25]
Big Dick Toledo
And the fact that's it too.
- [120:29]
Brady Bogan
I'm out.
- [120:30]
John Holmberg
Hey Jerry, you know what a a great place to do this behind the fish tank. You can use the national natural reflections to know when somebody's coming. Unfortunately my earrings off he's like a.
- [120:42]
Brady Bogan
Black cops came working reflections and who's coming behind you and well literally who's in front of you Bust. All she did was come around the corner was your head down like laying down all the napkins and then you looked up and she was there.
- [120:55]
Big Dick Toledo
I looked up and then the heads.
- [120:56]
Brady Bogan
Down were you so you didn't your whole plan of reflections and surface movements and water shaking like Jurassic Park 21 foot rule.
- [121:06]
Big Dick Toledo
There's just not enough time.
- [121:07]
Brady Bogan
So yeah. You didn't have a big enough hallway.
- [121:08]
Big Dick Toledo
Yep.
- [121:09]
Brady Bogan
You need to hear a door must go faster. What you should have done. Yeah. All right. You should have shut the bedroom door on your way out or home alone booby trapped paint hit her in the face.
- [121:22]
John Holmberg
That's better.
- [121:24]
Brady Bogan
That's the next time you do this Brady always rig up a can of full Benjamin Moore just about and have it swing into her face right as she comes out to catch you beating it. All right. Well we solved that mystery.
- [121:34]
John Holmberg
I'm glad he's part of this.
- [121:35]
Brady Bogan
I'm glad you could be here. I'm not sure it would have happened on otherwise Frank Callander's at 10pm Pro this Sunday. We were just talking about like just act stuff like you do. You know stand up and all things like people don't realize how much it goes into the idea of an impression being funny on top of just doing the voice but being funny and things like that. Then you have to carry that around. But you just told us and I don't know if you want to do it here the Jeff Goldblum thing you had that is a brilliant idea.
- [121:58]
John Holmberg
Well we were working through Patrick Kenai who's on the show with me on Sunday as I brought him in to. To try and get me to think a little differently on some stuff. And we're just working through. I said, when you try to get these concepts on stage, what's the point of view of the impression? So you can do it longer than just making the voice, some type of recall, you know, funny voice. So Jeff Goldblum, we realized, is the tour guide and the tourist at the same time. So if he's at the statue and this is getting worked out right now, but it's. If he's at the Statue of Liberty. Oh, look at this. What's this? Oh, a present given to us by France. What is it? What is it? What is it? It's the Statue of Liberty known as Lady Liberty. Ooh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Tell us more. Me. What could this be? Where are we going? Where are we going? Next up, the. Look at this. William Jefferson Clinton. Oh, oh, oh, no. George Washington. Who's that?
- [123:04]
Brady Bogan
Who's that?
- [123:04]
John Holmberg
Who's that? It's the President of the United States. Out of order. Yes, it is. We'll do them in order. Now that's the hall of Presidents.
- [123:13]
Brady Bogan
See, I love that because that's the kind of stuff that when you do the voice, you gotta have something to do.
- [123:17]
John Holmberg
But the way we got there was he thinks everything out loud. And what's. I wanted something to draw a parallel to. Instead of just saying he's thinking stuff out loud. We had teacher and student first asking the question. And then it was like, well, the tour guide and the tourist at the same time doing the. Ooh, ooh. Yes, of course. Those were the moments. And I was like, ah, that. That would. That would really work. Yeah.
- [123:39]
Brady Bogan
Or the lawyer who's surprised by everything. It was like. Like he's cross examining himself. Well, that's good too.
- [123:44]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [123:44]
Brady Bogan
So that kind of stuff. That's brilliant though. Cause that's a perfect character for that. And you have to find those moments. That's kind of. That, to me is the brilliance of the standup act of.
- [123:52]
John Holmberg
Well, it's like Gruden's like a teacher. Like, Gruden's a teacher. We actually did a sketch kind of like this on espn, but it was Gruden's teacher, like. And he's just giving like third grade, fourth grade history lesson. Guys, ever hear Isaac Newton? You ever hear him, man put an apple on his head? You know what? The apple fell down. Gravity. Is that how that story goes? He might have missed something. Hey, guys, Line up gym class.
- [124:17]
Brady Bogan
Everybody take a knee.
- [124:18]
Big Dick Toledo
You don't flash to the coach.
- [124:20]
Brady Bogan
You always teach the class on a knee.
- [124:23]
John Holmberg
Everybody take a knee. We're gonna. We're gonna discuss Frederick Douglass.
- [124:29]
Brady Bogan
Can we sit in our desk, Mr. Gruden?
- [124:31]
John Holmberg
No, man, get. Grab a hat. Okay, one.
- [124:36]
Brady Bogan
Get on a knee.
- [124:37]
John Holmberg
Get on a knee.
- [124:39]
Brady Bogan
You don't need water right now, man.
- [124:42]
John Holmberg
Can I get some water?
- [124:43]
Brady Bogan
You don't need water. You're thirsty. The other team's thirstier. Yeah. I love that stuff. That always cracks me up on that. And you saw that Ron Wolfley stuff. Stepping away. Our own Ron Wolf is no longer going to do Cardinal games anymore.
- [124:56]
John Holmberg
Right. He. Dave Cash, his partner texted me.
- [125:00]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [125:00]
John Holmberg
He goes, listen to Wolf at 1:45 or something. I thought Dave was going to call in, and I was getting ready to make fun of Dave calling in. I was going to call in and.
- [125:10]
Brady Bogan
Do a little Wolf.
- [125:12]
John Holmberg
Right, Right. And then he's like, I have decided to step down from the Arizona Cardinals, you know? And he got. It was a real serious thing. It was about. Moment with his kids and stuff like that. And I was like, oh, I'm still gonna call in and make fun of me.
- [125:27]
Brady Bogan
You didn't do it.
- [125:28]
John Holmberg
No, I didn't. Oh, you should have.
- [125:29]
Brady Bogan
That would have been great.
- [125:30]
John Holmberg
I went there.
- [125:31]
Brady Bogan
Audition.
- [125:31]
John Holmberg
Yeah, that. That's what. That. I. That's why I texted Pash. I go, look, I thought. I go, I thought you were gonna be in there. I go, now you need a partner. And I'm ready to go.
- [125:40]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Are you looking for me?
- [125:45]
John Holmberg
I was with him yesterday, and he goes, he didn't do it because it's you. He kept going, david.
- [125:50]
Brady Bogan
Oh, David. David. I love that. And that was the first year I ever heard him with Dave Pash, because they had Pash come over here to do stuff, and we golfed with him at first, and he's like, are you gonna get an impression of me? I'm like, I don't know. I don't really listen to Cardinals broadcast. Usually it's Steelers stuff. So I started to listen to them, and then I just all he. Oh, daily f. Like, every sentence started like. He's like, he had just met this man on a bus, but he wanted to remind himself what his name was, right? Oh, David. David.
- [126:17]
John Holmberg
See, that's the. That's the point of the impressions. What's the.
- [126:20]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, yeah. He has to say it or he'll forget that that guy's David. And if I say it enough, I spent.
- [126:26]
John Holmberg
I sent Dave a text yesterday. Wasted Five minutes. Working on your voice. Hi, everybody. Dave Pash, along with my former partner, Ron Wolfley.
- [126:34]
Brady Bogan
Oh, David. David.
- [126:38]
John Holmberg
And like everybody who you ever do an impression for of them the first time.
- [126:41]
Brady Bogan
Awful. Awful. Doesn't sound anything like that. Yeah, like.
- [126:43]
John Holmberg
Yeah, you're kind of right. It's not there yet, but there's, there's a start and I can feel you'll hear it. Schefter still says to me is, you're very funny, you do a great job, but it just doesn't sound like me.
- [126:57]
Brady Bogan
That one I love. That is one of my favorite.
- [126:59]
John Holmberg
And what he, what he hears is the S's. Because I can't say the S with that voice without going. And he doesn't do that.
- [127:04]
Brady Bogan
A little.
- [127:05]
John Holmberg
Not, not the same way.
- [127:07]
Brady Bogan
According to my sources at this particular.
- [127:09]
John Holmberg
Time, it appears that what is going to happen is I'm going to suck the helium out of a balloon.
- [127:15]
Brady Bogan
And apparently Schefter has the S's. He's got that.
- [127:19]
John Holmberg
It's not. But it's not as pronounced. And you hear S. S, S, S. The S S. Minnow three hour tour.
- [127:27]
Brady Bogan
I've never had, like, because the ESPN guys came and went and like the whole like the Stephen A. Smith thing was fun and all that. And they had the Mad Dog, but they don't have any new guys. Everybody's so plain.
- [127:37]
John Holmberg
All the money is on is into like four people.
- [127:40]
Brady Bogan
That's it. Yeah. So everybody that's showing up is just like, there's nothing here.
- [127:44]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [127:44]
Brady Bogan
And that used to be one that was like, you had 30 from ESPN.
- [127:47]
John Holmberg
Well, they're spending like 50 million on four people.
- [127:50]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [127:50]
John Holmberg
And that's what it is. So it's just bring in other people to fill time in between the money.
- [127:56]
Brady Bogan
And it's not working because I loved when the ESPN thing was over. Yeah. Where do you, where are you going now for the new. I ask you this, like, I haven't paid attention, but where are you going for like, what does the crowd want more now? Because you've been doing this for what, 30 years now?
- [128:07]
John Holmberg
Is it that long?
- [128:08]
Brady Bogan
Something like that.
- [128:09]
John Holmberg
Graduated from college 96. Yeah, almost 30 years.
- [128:12]
Brady Bogan
Which is crazy. Doesn't that hurt?
- [128:14]
John Holmberg
I need another retirement.
- [128:15]
Brady Bogan
That hurts again. You need to step away again. Yeah. But the, like, when you, when you look at it now, you're like. Because I know for doing the voices I do, you start getting into the thing where you're like, man, what's. What do I want to do? That's new to me.
- [128:28]
John Holmberg
Well, see, that's the.
- [128:29]
Brady Bogan
And I don't like any of the new stuff.
- [128:31]
John Holmberg
Right. And I want to try to find somebody that. What's a. What's a take? It's got to have a good take. Right. On the Internet, I just got so into just doing a line or two.
- [128:42]
Brady Bogan
Right.
- [128:42]
John Holmberg
And it's not. It's kind of interesting, but I don't find it that funny.
- [128:46]
Brady Bogan
Right.
- [128:46]
John Holmberg
So it's finding something that enough people know to parody and do. I was. I keep thinking, like Wolf of Wall street and Leonardo DiCaprio and trying to change that Wolf of Wall street speech into, you know, five years ago when I first started at Stratton Oakmont, but changing that into another situation and then paralleling it. But I don't know if enough people know.
- [129:09]
Brady Bogan
Wolfley on Wall street would be fun, but only to us.
- [129:12]
John Holmberg
Well, that's the thing is like. And that's what the Guadalupe squares usually is, is people in the news and around. And everybody knows them. Because the week. You build it up, too.
- [129:22]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [129:23]
John Holmberg
So throughout the week, you get a frame of reference for everybody. And that's the hard thing is when I first started, everybody was. You know, everybody watched the same ten things. All the. Now nobody's watching.
- [129:35]
Brady Bogan
The reference points are gone.
- [129:36]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [129:36]
Brady Bogan
It's very hard to do impressions of even new stuff. People like, who's that?
- [129:39]
John Holmberg
And that's why sports worked for such a long time. I just got tired of all the sports stuff. And it was such. You.
- [129:43]
Brady Bogan
It's all live TV and sports is the only thing you really kind of go after. And that why politics is what everybody.
- [129:49]
John Holmberg
Everybody knows. That's how I found out in Vegas. You know, you do the presidents and everybody knows. And then you do a Schwarzenegger get down.
- [129:55]
Brady Bogan
Right. Yeah. You have to pander to the fact that.
- [129:57]
John Holmberg
Right. The whole audience is somebody might be from Japan.
- [129:59]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Right. And you do their leader.
- [130:02]
John Holmberg
Yeah. I was executive. I was thinking Donald Trump.
- [130:07]
Brady Bogan
Trump. He's the Trump.
- [130:08]
John Holmberg
He's the Japanese Trump. It's the Japanese Trump.
- [130:10]
Brady Bogan
Trump's up.
- [130:11]
John Holmberg
Domo arigato.
- [130:12]
Brady Bogan
Donald's son. Trump.
- [130:13]
John Holmberg
Son.
- [130:15]
Brady Bogan
I don't know if I'm saying anything, but it was brilliant if I did. And I meant to build a wall around Japan. We got to keep these moist dolphins off of our land. But, yeah, I just. I always look at that and then the politics, and there's that one impression that's bouncing around and he's good. I forgot his name, though. But he does nothing but, like, he does Mitch McConnell, like we were doing Mitch McConnell. Here. And there's only so much you can do. But he's doing all these political things. And I watched him on a. Oh, Matthew friend. That's him.
- [130:39]
John Holmberg
Yeah, he's really good.
- [130:40]
Brady Bogan
He's good. And he was on msnbc and they were losing their minds.
- [130:44]
John Holmberg
See, but anytime you do those news shows, they just want. They make you drive a political agenda. I remember years ago, they wanted me to do Bush on the View. I was like, I'm not going to do that.
- [130:55]
Brady Bogan
That's just gonna kill me.
- [130:56]
John Holmberg
That's what it was gonna be. It was just. Dude, it was a Halloween show. I was promoting my show, Frank tv, and they wanted me. They were gonna fly me on a plot, not the TBS was gonna do it. Fly me on a jet there to do it. Cause I was in the middle of shooting. I'm like, but you want me to go promote. All they're gonna do is just pretend like I am actually George W. Bush. And they're going to just rip into me. It's not going to be funny. It's going to be so they can say mean things to fat George W. Bush.
- [131:24]
Brady Bogan
And they did. And you didn't do it.
- [131:25]
John Holmberg
I didn't do it.
- [131:25]
Brady Bogan
Because you did Trump on Kimmel. No, you did Trump on Kimmel. Because that time, and he was next door, started some.
- [131:34]
John Holmberg
It was hard to do shop.
- [131:35]
Brady Bogan
And then that was right before Jimmy was told it was on him.
- [131:38]
John Holmberg
Trump's cousin or something.
- [131:40]
Brady Bogan
Oh, that's right.
- [131:41]
John Holmberg
That was like Donald Trump. And then there was a delay between the studio. We're doing it live. But then I couldn't hear Jimmy wasn't a very good segment. And I, I, I asked Jimmy after I go, that didn't go too well. And he's like, can I be honest? I'm like, yeah. He goes, it didn't. I was like, yeah, I know. I'm the first one. But I, I do remember Jack Black and Jeffrey Tambor were backstage, and I got pictures with.
- [132:06]
Brady Bogan
That's cool.
- [132:06]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [132:06]
Brady Bogan
So that was worth it.
- [132:08]
John Holmberg
Yeah. I was. It was fun.
- [132:09]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. No, and it wasn't. I don't think it was bad. It was just one of those things where you're like, right before he got super political.
- [132:14]
John Holmberg
Right.
- [132:15]
Brady Bogan
And if so, it's a good thing it didn't go well. Because then you'd probably come back and become the punching bag.
- [132:19]
John Holmberg
Because I had pitched him that I wanted to do Undercover Boss Trump.
- [132:23]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [132:23]
John Holmberg
And I thought that everybody knew it was just him.
- [132:25]
Brady Bogan
Right.
- [132:26]
John Holmberg
We're going to change the way we're doing the burgers. We're gonna change the burgers. That's just Donald Trump.
- [132:31]
Brady Bogan
Right? My old joke was always like a mop for a wig and a clown's nose. And the CEO would come in and we'd be like and. But then Saturday Night Live did the brilliant one with Kylo Ren, which ended up wrecking the whole thing for anyone else to try. But yeah. It's just so weird to have politics have taken over impressions because it's always everybody.
- [132:49]
John Holmberg
But that's the way it used to be 50 years ago, 70 years ago, whenever Rich Little was big, everybody knew the politics. And then it was all Jimmy Stewart, the president, Jack Benny, all the same seven people.
- [133:02]
Big Dick Toledo
W.C. field.
- [133:03]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, it was. But they were like 40 year old characters.
- [133:06]
John Holmberg
Right.
- [133:06]
Brady Bogan
Which is really weird that they were so popular in the 70s and 80s were doing guys in black and white movies.
- [133:12]
John Holmberg
Well, it was. And if you go back and watch Warner Brothers cartoons, a lot of the cartoons are just famous people from radio shows. Mel Blanks doing basically one off, like slightly off impressions of famous Sergeant Bilko or whatever.
- [133:29]
Brady Bogan
That's. Dan Castellaneta was like, I was just Walter Matthew out right. When I started Homer Simpson. And if you watch the first couple episodes, it's not Homer.
- [133:38]
John Holmberg
Right.
- [133:39]
Brady Bogan
It's. It's. We got a problem over here and we're trying to solve that thing. And it's like that's not even. And then it just morphed into what Homer is now.
- [133:46]
John Holmberg
Right.
- [133:47]
Brady Bogan
Which isn't even close to the original. But I loved the original one.
- [133:50]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [133:51]
Brady Bogan
And that's when Mo.
- [133:52]
John Holmberg
It started as Bart was opposite. Bart was dumb and Homer was a good dad and he was smart.
- [134:01]
Brady Bogan
Right.
- [134:01]
John Holmberg
And then it flipped.
- [134:02]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, big time. But Hank Zaria said that Mo. And that's what most cartoon voices are. Mo Sizlak the bartender was Al Pacino early days.
- [134:13]
John Holmberg
Right.
- [134:13]
Brady Bogan
And then it turned into what it is now, which is 40 years old now. That's so cool. And you never did cartoon stuff?
- [134:19]
John Holmberg
No.
- [134:20]
Brady Bogan
Strange.
- [134:20]
John Holmberg
I wasn't good at it. When I first went to la, they had me because I was. I didn't know how to take it off the page and make it into something really. I went there and I was just not good at the acting part of it because I'd never done it before.
- [134:30]
Brady Bogan
For you've read.
- [134:31]
John Holmberg
It's not like I'm not a good reader. I'm a silent reader. I was doing audition silently. Silent voice. Like it sounds great in my head.
- [134:40]
Brady Bogan
This is awesome.
- [134:41]
John Holmberg
Can I host something on Bravo A.
- [134:43]
Brady Bogan
VO go and you get a Bravo show with your one fun gay voice. Yeah, super. What are we doing here?
- [134:51]
John Holmberg
We're gonna take seven people, seven men, seven hunky men and we are going to change them into something even that's interesting.
- [134:58]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I would think you would have been great at that going in.
- [135:01]
John Holmberg
No, I wasn't. And it was mostly. They would always sound like. Even if I did an original character on Mad tv they'd be like I was doing a teacher and the teacher was this type of person who was talking and they're like, that's Richard Dreyfus.
- [135:13]
Brady Bogan
No, it's not.
- [135:15]
John Holmberg
It is not Richard Dreyfus. I am doing something completely different. Okay.
- [135:20]
Brady Bogan
Do you know who the original, the first host of MADTV was? George Washington Ko Kin.
- [135:27]
John Holmberg
Was he? Oh yeah.
- [135:28]
Brady Bogan
Kin was the very first. Yeah. Very strange. That's a tie together. Yeah. Would you ever do a reunion show if Mad TV said let's do a reunion?
- [135:37]
John Holmberg
They asked me to do that years ago.
- [135:38]
Brady Bogan
No, they didn't. Did they ever do it?
- [135:40]
John Holmberg
No, they did something. They did like a. They did a revamp, man.
- [135:43]
Brady Bogan
I remember it was on like CW or something. They tried it again.
- [135:45]
John Holmberg
Something came back.
- [135:46]
Brady Bogan
But did they would like to do the first cast again? Well, I wasn't the first cast or whoever, whatever. I was like a memorable piece. You were?
- [135:53]
John Holmberg
Yeah. I would only think I was that memorable on that show. Sure. Just the John Madden. It's funny cuz my. The Madden stuff would always get picked up on news because I'd do Madden explaining the war and they'd pick that up on news. Like nobody could get any publicity on Mad tv. And then my stuff would come in and somehow I would get, you know, a decent. They'd write a nice sketch for me and it would be Madden. So then people would want to take it and go with it. But. But yeah, I mean I. They couldn't get a. They couldn't get Jordan Peele back or. I mean you'd be.
- [136:23]
Brady Bogan
It's a people.
- [136:24]
John Holmberg
Yeah, there's some. It's amazing because the original great cast of Mad TV had some incredible. Like Callan was. I think first or second was first season and there were great people. They didn't take off from that show. It took a. Being off of the show for like 10 years for people to take off.
- [136:41]
Brady Bogan
It's more like who they met while they were doing the show.
- [136:43]
John Holmberg
Well, there was a time where if you were a sketch comedian, they didn't want you to be doing anything else. So if you were A sketch comedian. They didn't think you could do a sitcom or a movie. You were just a sketch actor. You weren't. If you did commercials, you weren't going to act in television, you weren't going to act in movies. And now. Or you'd have to get away from it really far to get something else. And now nobody cares. You never used to see actors doing commercials. Now they're everywhere.
- [137:10]
Brady Bogan
They're everywhere.
- [137:10]
John Holmberg
They used to have. That's why they have all those Japanese and Australian commercials with super famous people. They didn't do them over here.
- [137:16]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. But now everything.
- [137:18]
John Holmberg
Because of the Internet, they would just be shown over here too, that, you know, you could see it on the Internet and then get thousands of millions of vosure.
- [137:25]
Brady Bogan
I never asked you this. What's the. What's the impression you've got you love but can't do anything with?
- [137:31]
John Holmberg
You know what? You did ask me that.
- [137:32]
Brady Bogan
Okay. I'd like to ask again.
- [137:33]
Big Dick Toledo
Let's not know that again.
- [137:34]
Brady Bogan
I don't know that I've ever asked.
- [137:37]
John Holmberg
What is that? What's the question?
- [137:38]
Brady Bogan
Like the impression you've got. You're like, man, that's good. But there's nothing to do with this. There's plenty of them. You'll end up doing an impression like, there's nothing I can do with that.
- [137:48]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [137:48]
Brady Bogan
I mean, well, like you and I were talking about with my Tommy Lee.
- [137:52]
John Holmberg
Tommy Jones.
- [137:52]
Brady Bogan
Doesn't matter.
- [137:54]
John Holmberg
I don't know what to do with Rogan because.
- [137:56]
Brady Bogan
Oh, really?
- [137:56]
John Holmberg
Jamie pulled out.
- [137:57]
Brady Bogan
Oh, my God.
- [137:58]
John Holmberg
That's nuts. Don't know what to do with that.
- [138:01]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, that's good.
- [138:02]
John Holmberg
But I need to put other. I think I'm gonna put other people on podcasts. That's the. That's the bit. But what's the. What's the.
- [138:08]
Brady Bogan
What's the angle?
- [138:09]
John Holmberg
Reality. It's coming from the Rogan thing.
- [138:13]
Brady Bogan
You've got now, like, conversationally. You can do Rogan.
- [138:15]
John Holmberg
It's just. That's cool.
- [138:17]
Brady Bogan
Patrick Mahomes.
- [138:18]
John Holmberg
Yeah. I mean, he just put it up.
- [138:20]
Brady Bogan
Here and there it is. It's all the same thing. Have you worked on Elon at all?
- [138:24]
John Holmberg
I started working on it the other day.
- [138:26]
Brady Bogan
He's weird.
- [138:26]
John Holmberg
Weird, man.
- [138:28]
Brady Bogan
Weird. That's what I kind of. It's a strange thing is like he's got some.
- [138:32]
John Holmberg
Cause it's not. Not. He has weird words.
- [138:34]
Brady Bogan
It's ours. Not a single South African accent. No, it's a. It's muddled between American. The south and South Africa.
- [138:42]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [138:43]
Brady Bogan
I can't place it. It's weird because I was watching it the other day and I'm like, that one's not coming for a while. Yeah.
- [138:47]
John Holmberg
But it's a. It's a stuttering thing. I've seen people try it and they all do this weird looking around.
- [138:53]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [138:53]
John Holmberg
Almost.
- [138:54]
Brady Bogan
They're making fun of his Asperger's.
- [138:55]
John Holmberg
Yeah. Yeah.
- [138:56]
Brady Bogan
They're making fun of his issues.
- [138:57]
John Holmberg
Yeah, It's. And it's not. People seem to be coming at it mostly with like an agenda. To me, I just wanted to be.
- [139:03]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [139:04]
John Holmberg
The voice, the character.
- [139:05]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [139:05]
John Holmberg
And it's. You know when they aren't set, when you don't have them to muscle memory yet. I couldn't do it right now. I was doing a couple that were getting in the.
- [139:15]
Brady Bogan
You found.
- [139:15]
John Holmberg
I'd say 25%.
- [139:17]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [139:17]
John Holmberg
You know, which is enough for me to go, okay, I can work on this.
- [139:19]
Brady Bogan
Right.
- [139:20]
John Holmberg
And. And develop something with it.
- [139:22]
Brady Bogan
We find where it lives.
- [139:24]
John Holmberg
Right? Where it lives. And that's. That's what I said to pass when I said I sent them one of those audios of me trying to do him. I go, here's where it lives.
- [139:32]
Brady Bogan
And then Wolfley.
- [139:33]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [139:34]
Brady Bogan
It's like it's not right yet. No, I know. But I know where it lives.
- [139:36]
John Holmberg
I know where it is. Yeah, I know.
- [139:37]
Brady Bogan
What that lower throat, your nose. It's something. You'll find it in your face.
- [139:40]
John Holmberg
Where do you close off the throat? What do you.
- [139:42]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, it's crazy. Anyway. Well, you've done it for a while, Frank. Thanks for joining us. It's been nice having a nice career.
- [139:48]
John Holmberg
Hey, I'm fine.
- [139:49]
Brady Bogan
Sorry to see you stepping away.
- [139:50]
John Holmberg
Yeah, well, it's been. Yeah, 30. Almost 30 years.
- [139:53]
Brady Bogan
Almost 30 years. You discovered 20.
- [139:55]
John Holmberg
I've stepped. Stopping at 29. I'm doing like Barry Sanders stepping away early while I can still walk.
- [139:59]
Brady Bogan
With your 50, 000 points and who needs more, right? I don't need it. Frank is at Tempe Improv on Sunday night if you want to go. Tempe improv.com. what else do you promote? What else are we talking about? What else you want?
- [140:10]
John Holmberg
Just this. I'm going to be here. Maybe another segment.
- [140:12]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Or you're stay for as long as you want. I'm just saying that was the moment with you. Oh, that was my time to shine.
- [140:17]
John Holmberg
Oh, is that.
- [140:18]
Brady Bogan
That was your time to shine?
- [140:19]
John Holmberg
My one shine.
- [140:20]
Brady Bogan
You did okay. You did okay. But I was kind of hoping for you really take the reins on that.
- [140:24]
John Holmberg
No, I really.
- [140:25]
Big Dick Toledo
I like it more like the Brady report for me.
- [140:27]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I agree.
- [140:28]
John Holmberg
After a while, kind of hard to keep up.
- [140:29]
Brady Bogan
Have you ever had an impression kill someone? Because I have one. Have you?
- [140:38]
John Holmberg
No.
- [140:39]
Brady Bogan
None of your impressions have ever gotten so, like, I can't do that anymore. That guy's killed people.
- [140:43]
John Holmberg
Oh, yeah.
- [140:45]
Brady Bogan
I mean, there are Kevin Spacey. You're do Kevin Spacey.
- [140:47]
John Holmberg
I did a little bit. Well, yeah, with Kevin Spacey. Don't worry. I'm not gonna touch it. Which is what he probably should have said, but, yeah. I mean, Cosby.
- [140:59]
Brady Bogan
Oh, yeah, Cosby. You won't touch Cosby anymore.
- [141:02]
John Holmberg
Well, I mean.
- [141:03]
Brady Bogan
I mean, do you have him pop up there every once in a while?
- [141:05]
John Holmberg
It's the same kind of joke that I'll do it. People like. It's amazing how much can change in 20 years. I get up on stage and people want me to do a Bill Cosby impression. I hope he does a Bill Cosby impression. Now I get up there and people like, I hope he doesn't do it.
- [141:17]
Brady Bogan
Oh, Jon Gruden's a little bit.
- [141:19]
John Holmberg
I was a little bit. But now with barstool, I can pretty much do anything I want around.
- [141:25]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. And he is back.
- [141:27]
John Holmberg
Little Spider 2 y Banana Man.
- [141:29]
Brady Bogan
I think he went a little crazy in his time away.
- [141:32]
John Holmberg
Yeah. Nicey.
- [141:36]
Brady Bogan
Makes me laugh. He almost started to become like Charles Barkley, where your impression can't possibly reach his height. What he. That Nicey thing he's doing, Nobody's coming up with that.
- [141:47]
John Holmberg
Yeah. His son's a dj, and I got to start. That's another one.
- [141:50]
Big Dick Toledo
The yolked one one.
- [141:51]
John Holmberg
Yeah. No, no, no.
- [141:52]
Brady Bogan
He's still coaching, isn't he?
- [141:54]
John Holmberg
That's deuce.
- [141:55]
Brady Bogan
Deuce.
- [141:55]
John Holmberg
My son Ace is the Ace and Deuce.
- [141:58]
Brady Bogan
Ace, Deuce, and then trip and the quad. He's got four kids. Ace, Deuce, trip, and quad.
- [142:06]
John Holmberg
I tell. What? Just the fact that you said trip the other day, I was. I was driving. I think I was going to Walmart because I got my new Walmart flavored water. I get. I looked in the mirror and I.
- [142:19]
Brady Bogan
Went, yeah, you gave yourself a trip. I gave myself a trip affirmation. Yes.
- [142:24]
John Holmberg
I went, yeah.
- [142:25]
Brady Bogan
Hi. You've mime Tripp Reard, and you've purchased trips Affirmation. Look in the mirror. Yeah. Thanks for your purchase. Yeah. Trip. Trip Affirmations is the real thing. Yeah, Yeah. I did a.
- [142:43]
John Holmberg
And I almost texted you during. I'm like, I'm. I got you doing trip. Going through my head right now. And then.
- [142:49]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, yeah. I told you. He stood in the hallway the other day. Just like Hannibal Lecter. John. What? Do you hate me? What's going on? What is going on? Just a conversation that started with him in a hallway, just alone. Yeah. Anyway, I'm fixing.
- [143:08]
John Holmberg
You're getting very sleepy.
- [143:12]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [143:12]
John Holmberg
Concentrate on the. On the watch.
- [143:15]
Brady Bogan
A trip. Not just the trip. It's a Rolex. He'd have to tell you what it is. I got it at a guy was in trouble, so I gave him five grand for it. Are you sleepy yet? No. Story gets better, in fact, when I make it. Great. Yeah. He's asleep. Yeah. Is it? Wakes up with it. All right, we got to take a break. It's 98KuPD, Arizona's most powerful rock media. He said fully erect. Still streaming. Homberg's morning sickness online@98kupd.com for God's sakes. And Frank Caliendo at the 10pm prep Sunday night. We were talking about a lot of horrible stuff there for a little bit.
- [144:04]
John Holmberg
Oh, I love it.
- [144:04]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I know.
- [144:05]
John Holmberg
The one thing that we were talking.
- [144:06]
Brady Bogan
We didn't mention last night. You weren't here again. Scared of Cato Kalin. I would love to have had you in here yesterday.
- [144:11]
John Holmberg
Next time we got to bring Kato back.
- [144:12]
Brady Bogan
All right, we'll bring him back. Are you paying for that?
- [144:15]
John Holmberg
I might.
- [144:16]
Brady Bogan
Got a Discover card. Yeah, you gotta have a Discover card. We turn out Cato Kalin got as a Discover card. But last night, I. We're at dinner. Brady. Brady's friends, Cato, me. And I excuse myself to go pee, and I go pee, and everything's fine. I leave. There's laughter. Not at me, but laugh. Me, maybe at the table. Happiness, joy. I go pee. Minute and a half come back, Cato's in tears. And I mean, like sobbing. Glasses off, faces moist completely. And I'm like, what happened? Evidently, when I leave Brady's, like, lose anybody in your family recently or anything? Like, the whole conversation. And I don't know how it happened from us dicking around to. Who else have you lost in life through terrible death that you didn't expect? And Cato just lost his brother. So he's sobbing. And I come back to that again. No impressions that have ever killed him. Responsible for it a little bit. He didn't help?
- [145:11]
Big Dick Toledo
No, because I couldn't hear what's going on. I see a guy welling up, and I'm like, he's talking to our two friends.
- [145:17]
Brady Bogan
How did you not know what was going on? You were at the table.
- [145:20]
Big Dick Toledo
Well, I saw him well up because they were in a discussion by themselves. I was kind of talking to Kara, and then they went over there just.
- [145:28]
Brady Bogan
For a split second, and then he started sobbing. I come back. Ever come back to a table where the person is just sobbing where they were fine a second ago?
- [145:35]
John Holmberg
All the time. It's called having a family.
- [145:40]
Brady Bogan
That's right. That's true. I don't know anything about it. High five, Brett. No kids. That's beautiful. Yeah. I've never, ever, ever, like, left a table fine. And come back. And nobody seemed upset that it had happened. And then it was just normal again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had. I did have the opportunity after making a joke about that, too, because I said something about. And your brother, he's dead now. Yes. And just trying to make him cry again.
- [146:02]
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah.
- [146:02]
Brady Bogan
And I said, and Kara, the lady was there. She started laughing. I'm like, I can say this, and I don't say this phrase too often. Usually it's. It's close to this, but I am the second worst person Cato has ever met. And that's very rarely am I number two, but I. I recognize when you're not the goat. And I am probably the second worst person. Although he was friends with Phil Spector and Robert Blake.
- [146:27]
John Holmberg
There's a connection.
- [146:28]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. He killed. He kills. Sort of from a distance, anyway. You ever have any friends that killed you ever been a part of a murder?
- [146:36]
John Holmberg
Your family, I'm sure.
- [146:37]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, a little.
- [146:38]
John Holmberg
Same Italian. There's a good chance Uncle Frank, a. Phil.
- [146:42]
Brady Bogan
Phil, Sorry.
- [146:43]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [146:45]
Brady Bogan
Uncle Phil might have killed, Perhaps.
- [146:47]
John Holmberg
I'm sure.
- [146:47]
Brady Bogan
You think?
- [146:48]
John Holmberg
Yeah, plenty.
- [146:49]
Brady Bogan
Were you pretty sure a few of your family members were.
- [146:51]
John Holmberg
Oh, there were a lot, yeah.
- [146:53]
Brady Bogan
Are they still.
- [146:55]
Big Dick Toledo
You never leave.
- [146:56]
Brady Bogan
Very good. You're not. And have you ever been in this mix since you've been a celebrity, that they're willing to take care of you in any sort of way? No. No, they don't step up. That's a yes.
- [147:08]
Big Dick Toledo
Talking about eating some gaba ghoul and saying, hey, Frank.
- [147:11]
John Holmberg
No, I mean, there would always be calls at. At Christmas time from those who couldn't make it.
- [147:17]
Brady Bogan
Really?
- [147:17]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [147:18]
Brady Bogan
Like who?
- [147:19]
John Holmberg
Uncle Phil?
- [147:20]
Brady Bogan
Well, one got a call from Sing Sing. Do you accept the charges?
- [147:23]
John Holmberg
Not really. There was. You passed the phone around. Everybody talked to Uncle Phil because he was incarcerated, either in prison or on witness protection at the time, and he.
- [147:31]
Brady Bogan
Would still make the calls.
- [147:32]
John Holmberg
He showed up.
- [147:33]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I know. You said he'd show.
- [147:34]
John Holmberg
He just started coming back, Uncle. Like, he just started coming back. And like, when I was dating Michelle, my wife, and I said, it's my Uncle Phil. He hasn't been around for a while. And she's like, why not? I'm like, he's been on witness protection. And she calls her dad, and he's like. Michelle's dad was like, you know, are there windows?
- [147:54]
Brady Bogan
Duck. No kidding. So is your. Is Michelle's family that way? No.
- [147:58]
John Holmberg
Well, her dad was a special agent. He was.
- [148:00]
Brady Bogan
He was the opposite.
- [148:01]
John Holmberg
Yeah. Oh, he was in Cleveland. A special agent, years and years ago. He used to work for the Homeland Security, or Department. Not Homeland Security before.
- [148:10]
Brady Bogan
Whatever it was before.
- [148:12]
John Holmberg
Was it called the defense.
- [148:16]
Brady Bogan
I don't know what Homeland Security was.
- [148:18]
John Holmberg
Not Homeland Security. Was not. It was nsa. It was nsa.
- [148:21]
Brady Bogan
Oh, okay.
- [148:22]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [148:22]
Brady Bogan
Okay.
- [148:23]
John Holmberg
National security.
- [148:24]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. No kidding. Yeah.
- [148:25]
Big Dick Toledo
They were there when all those bombings were happening. Cleveland.
- [148:28]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. He used to.
- [148:29]
John Holmberg
He was in D.C. and he's like, it was just crazy.
- [148:32]
Brady Bogan
No kidding.
- [148:32]
John Holmberg
Just go. And he said, there were spies everywhere.
- [148:35]
Brady Bogan
My family, like, boring.
- [148:37]
John Holmberg
Everybody would just, you know, you. You look and try and figure out who the spies were. Just people sitting at.
- [148:42]
Brady Bogan
You got.
- [148:42]
John Holmberg
Imagine this is the 60s, 70s.
- [148:44]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [148:45]
John Holmberg
You know, the spies are just sitting there on park benches listening.
- [148:48]
Brady Bogan
Did your. Did. Did he find you funny when you first met Michelle's family? He found one of them.
- [148:54]
John Holmberg
One of my favorite, craziest moments was I was actually in Baltimore. He had driven there from Cleveland just to see me. Michelle wasn't with me. I don't think we were married yet. Maybe we were married. I'm not sure. And he came, and I was selling CDs afterward or DVDs, and I was signing them, and some woman wanted me to sign her ass. And I'm like, that's my father in law. And I go, I can't do that. My father in law's right here. And he goes, frankie, go for it. Sign that ass.
- [149:24]
Brady Bogan
It might be the last one you ever see. I'm not saying nothing. Yeah, that's great. Yeah. I don't have any interesting family stories outside of my grandfather may have killed his dad. Outside of that. Yeah, it's pretty good. But he burned him in a barn.
- [149:41]
John Holmberg
Well, that's interesting.
- [149:42]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. In a way, it's unconfirmed speculation. It's all unconfirmed. I'm talking to Italians. They said, what are you talking about? Nobody ever proves nothing.
- [149:52]
Big Dick Toledo
Your sister.
- [149:53]
Brady Bogan
Huh? Oh, my sister killed my uncle. That's true. My sister killed my uncle. But nobody admits that. And I'm the only one that's trying to get her thrown in jail for it. She killed my uncle. With He's. Deep vein thrombosis. And she's a massage therapist, but she thinks she's a doctor.
- [150:05]
John Holmberg
Oh, no.
- [150:06]
Brady Bogan
And so he was complaining his legs hurt. And I'm like, you're not supposed to rub legs when they hurt at your age. He was like, 51, 52. I'm like, you're. You sit at a desk all day. And then she's like, I can fix this with your chakras. And she starts talking about chakras and, like, alignments and whatever. Seven days later, his heart blew up because she burst open all.
- [150:25]
John Holmberg
Push it all in.
- [150:26]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Yeah. And I always say it, you killed Uncle Bob. And then my Uncle Dennis here, he's got cancer, and he was just here a couple weeks ago, and she started working on him like, you stay away from her. She kills uncles. She's an uncle killer. Yeah. So. Yeah. What are you going to do? He's still alive. Because I think he took my advice. Yeah. It can't be proven. Your stuff's kind of neat.
- [150:43]
John Holmberg
Cato's staying in her house?
- [150:44]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Cato's in the backyard. Just standing there. This is an unexplained charge. I'm not really sure what this is. Anyway, well, Frank, it's always a pleasure having you.
- [150:52]
John Holmberg
Thanks for having me.
- [150:52]
Brady Bogan
You kind of feel like you're mad now. No.
- [150:55]
John Holmberg
Why would I be mad?
- [150:56]
Brady Bogan
I don't know.
- [150:56]
John Holmberg
I'm just tired. This is tough.
- [150:58]
Brady Bogan
Are you going to cry? I. Brady asked him some questions about his family.
- [151:02]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [151:02]
Brady Bogan
Have you recently lost anyone you love? Very much. Unexpectedly. While John's peeing. Let me ask you this.
- [151:09]
John Holmberg
I mean, you want me to be honest?
- [151:10]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [151:11]
John Holmberg
I'm. My mom might be on the way out today. I'm going to visit. I'm going to. That's why I'm going to Milwaukee.
- [151:17]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. No kidding. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were telling jokes. Go ahead.
- [151:22]
John Holmberg
Punch the punchline. I know she's sick. She's sick, and I. I.
- [151:25]
Brady Bogan
Make it stop.
- [151:28]
John Holmberg
I was wondering if your cousin was. Is it your cousin? She could come do if your.
- [151:32]
Brady Bogan
Oh, my. My sister. She'll kill her.
- [151:34]
John Holmberg
She could come and do some.
- [151:36]
Brady Bogan
You wanted to rub her down.
- [151:39]
Big Dick Toledo
Let's get this thing done.
- [151:41]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I know.
- [151:41]
John Holmberg
I have a weird thing where I. My brother called me the other day, or text me the other day. She said, mom's in really bad shape and she's asking to die. She's. She wants to be done. And I was just like, I'll come. Tell her it's good, but I don't.
- [151:55]
Brady Bogan
Want her looking for your permission.
- [151:56]
John Holmberg
I don't want her. Of course she. She wants that.
- [151:58]
Brady Bogan
She.
- [151:59]
John Holmberg
She. She's on a bunch of painkillers. She had. She had part of her colon. This is at almost 80 years old. Part of her colon and intestine cut out. So now she's got a bag and she's got a bad back and she. She's bad heart and she's like, I don't want to be here. And like the bag forever.
- [152:19]
Brady Bogan
No, not supposed.
- [152:20]
John Holmberg
Not supposedly. But then she had to go into others. There might be an infection, and she's not healing the way that they were hoping.
- [152:28]
Brady Bogan
Oh, my.
- [152:28]
John Holmberg
So she's. That's why she's asking. Like, maybe let's just.
- [152:32]
Brady Bogan
Let's just let this go.
- [152:33]
John Holmberg
This go. Can and that. I had my brother ask the surgeon. Or is that an option? They said, yeah, it could be an option, but we're going to fix the pain meds right now. Well, you fix that first. And there was circumstances, but if she's.
- [152:44]
Brady Bogan
Still complaining, but if it's.
- [152:46]
John Holmberg
And it's.
- [152:46]
Brady Bogan
It's.
- [152:46]
John Holmberg
It's. It's not so bad. But she's massively depressed.
- [152:49]
Brady Bogan
No, that's. That's horrible.
- [152:51]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [152:55]
Brady Bogan
It didn't work. It doesn't work on me again. I'm the worst person you'll ever know. Well, I hope.
- [152:58]
John Holmberg
No, I just. I don't know why. I just feel I.
- [153:00]
Big Dick Toledo
It does help to hear that, like, when last time, you know, I went and saw my dad, we. My brother, sister and I basically said, it's okay. You can go. Because he was saying, yeah, he's like, I'm ready for two years, I'm ready.
- [153:12]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [153:12]
Big Dick Toledo
He said.
- [153:13]
John Holmberg
That's why I think I didn't have the kids seen enough.
- [153:17]
Brady Bogan
Mine's. Yeah, same. I'm the same way. Like, I got.
- [153:21]
Big Dick Toledo
He was a little worried about my mom. You know, what's going on, dad, it's okay.
- [153:25]
Brady Bogan
She's gonna be good. Everything's good. Yeah.
- [153:27]
Big Dick Toledo
And week later.
- [153:29]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. He took you checked out.
- [153:32]
John Holmberg
Yep.
- [153:32]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I. I envy that. Yeah. I've got no real. What else is there?
- [153:38]
John Holmberg
I don't know.
- [153:38]
Brady Bogan
You and I have had that same opinion for a while, but I think.
- [153:41]
John Holmberg
That'S why I could do that. As much as I love my mom, but I just don't want to see her. And if she's saying I don't want to live in this pain for the rest. Oh, that's horrible to hear how long it could take. Yeah. Why do you want and my brother's trying to do everything he can to keep her alive. And I get it at the same time I just kind of go, I have no soul. So.
- [153:59]
Brady Bogan
Well, the comedy of Frank Caliendo Sunday at 10pm Prom if you're interested in heading over there. Hey, I'll tell you. How you guys doing tonight? All right, I see it. We got a lot of time.
- [154:14]
John Holmberg
Toledo.
- [154:14]
Brady Bogan
You're like your mother. We're almost out of time.
- [154:17]
John Holmberg
Toledo. We're in the middle of the mom talk and you don't come and look at you press. It's like point to your watch.
- [154:24]
Brady Bogan
Salido just came in while he said my mom's on her last legs and he starts pointing to his watch. We're all on our last legs. We gotta go.
- [154:31]
John Holmberg
We got, we got money spent on this. You know there's.
- [154:33]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Speaking on euthanizing stuff this segment.
- [154:36]
John Holmberg
That was the cost.
- [154:38]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [154:38]
John Holmberg
Hey John, you know that story about Frank's mom was really a tear jerker.
- [154:44]
Brady Bogan
But yeah, make sure you get the ads in there. We can't, you know we got to pay the bills anyway. All right, well thanks for sharing that. That's. I hope that all that probably won't.
- [154:52]
Big Dick Toledo
Be in the best of over the weekend.
- [154:54]
Brady Bogan
It might be on the Saturday. It probably will be. It's a great joke at the end there. There was a couple really good. You know it's a long setup and.
- [155:01]
John Holmberg
Then she'll see John Madden in heaven.
- [155:03]
Brady Bogan
Hey folks.
- [155:03]
John Holmberg
John Mad you're here's Frank's mom. Boom.
- [155:06]
Brady Bogan
You know I never liked your son. I don't like him.
- [155:11]
John Holmberg
Is it true that he loved Cheez.
- [155:13]
Brady Bogan
Its Thank you Frank. As always a pleasure. Sunday night you go see him at the 10pm Prof. 10pm prev.com it's Frank Caliendo while he lasts. It's 98 Arizona's most powerful rock music radio station. He said fully erect. Still streaming. Homberg's morning sickness online@98kupd.com how you doing? It's Guns n Roses right there. We're about done, aren't we? That's it. We've been.
- [155:49]
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah, I'm done.
- [155:50]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. We've been negligent on our, on our endorsements and our sponsorships this week because we haven't done our regular segments. So I have to say thanks to our friends at New AC Unit Docs got an email from a guy said thank you so much for getting me together with new ac unit.comac was not gonna he only one proactive. The guy emails and says Yeah, I knew my AC wasn't gonna make it so I did it. He saved tons of money and he used the promo code which you can do. It's still up there. 500 bucks off. Just use my name. You had a thousand. You had your chance at a thousand. It's $500 now, which is still great. That's all I think about. New ac unit.com. save thousand, save time. Buy online. New ac unit.com. and also because we didn't do rock wars today, because Frank's story about his mom has hilarious mother story.
- [156:35]
Big Dick Toledo
We got followed up by a second one too.
- [156:38]
Brady Bogan
Which part? Oh, oh yeah. Toledo. Yeah. Toledo's about to lose someone. I mean it was just a laugh ride in here for a little while with all the dying people and then you know, tick tock. We have to get to the commercials but so we, Byron and Eric are coming in a little bit from mo money pond. As always. Momoney pond.com over there in 12th street and Indian school. We thank them as well. So many people in our lives want to make sure everybody's smiling. So those are two great people that we missed their segments this week. But we're not going to miss talking about you boys. And we'll always do it. Now it's time for the entertainment drill. Not going to miss this one. ReactDefense.com is the home of Tactical Black. You want to get in on that right now. Sheepdogs apply@reactdefense.com get yourself two months for 199 bucks. That's personal training, self defense training. Knife, blunt object stick, bat gun. Defend yourself from all of it in a rapid time too. And get yourself in great shape while you do it. They have all sorts of stuff. Cardio classes, core classes, bag classes. Look at their calendar on their website. Find out what you want to be part of because it's everything and it's hands on training. Training right there in front of you waiting for you to take advantage of it. It's something you will love or become part of your life. Get on it. ReactDefense.com might just save someone's life listening right now. That's a fact. We read that letter earlier this week. It's the home of Tactical Black. Brady. Entertain me.
- [157:59]
Big Dick Toledo
Macaulay, what's the matter?
- [158:01]
Brady Bogan
I'm nothing. My hat. My bandana. You guys are laughing at my bandana. I wasn't expecting that. I'm sorry. Sons gave out. It's gay Mexican. It was gay Mexican basketball fan night. What are you laughing at? Has that Been on the whole morning. No. Okay. It was in my pocket. Wow. Gay. Gay Mexican. Okay. So Sunday night, I. I go. I. I go to the game. It's all blending together. Who was I with? Oh, Jim Wilson. I was with him Sunday. And we're leaving the Rah Rah room at the beginning. Got a couple of pops and went over, and we're leaving. And that's where you check in with your tickets right outside the door, and they give you your gift first. However many people get this. And it's a bucket hat. It's kind of neat. And I had my black sun sweatshirt on with the. The light blue sun on the. The indigenous peoples one where it's turquoise and black. And that's. Then the hat was turquoise and black. I'm like, hey, hey. I'm gonna look like I've got cancer. Cause it's a bucket hat. You're bald, John. You know what? It's like, Brady? You probably shouldn't wear those either. But I go to put it on, and it's for, like, people with the pea heads. And the girl goes, it looks great. It matches your sweat. I'm like, are you looking at me right now? This thing is hovering. It's barely on. I'm like, the prizes are getting crappy.
- [159:21]
Big Dick Toledo
You're looking at me.
- [159:22]
Brady Bogan
And I'm squeezing it down in my head, immediately getting a headache. I'm like, this is terrible. I gave it to a girl up there at the. I mean, here, you take this. She tried to put it on her head at the seat. She goes, sorry, I can't. She's like 11. Stop it. On my ponytail. Like, okay, put it back in my pocket. I gave it to Ryan, the sommelier at the Royal. He's got a small head, so he's like, this will be great. And if not, I have a Pekingese. We can put it on. It was like cowboy hats for terriers. That's about the size of it. So then last night, I go in. I'm like, what's tonight's prize? And he hands me this. And so. So I just reached in my pocket and grabbed out my gay Mexican Dos Equis Sons bandana that they expect me to wear. So I put it on because I'm on my new. I was telling the boys this because I'm on my new schedule of staying up all night, just going to work. I don't know why I've been changing my clothes. I don't.
- [160:13]
Big Dick Toledo
There's no need now.
- [160:14]
Brady Bogan
This is the end of my day.
- [160:15]
John Holmberg
It's Just so matter of fact about it.
- [160:17]
Brady Bogan
I don't know why I've changed my clothes. So yesterday I meet with Brad for the game, about 6:30, I had just shot clothes, then I have fresh clothes. Okay.
- [160:25]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [160:26]
Brady Bogan
So, yeah. So I go to the game.
- [160:28]
Big Dick Toledo
You're looking at them, you're looking at.
- [160:30]
Brady Bogan
What I wore last night. And so I go home just a different 24 hour period, right? I watch some TV, I nodded off, little nap about 1 in the morning, woke up a little before 3, got up, watched some more air disasters, was on. I'm like, I'm not missing this. Watch that. And then when work came around, I'm like, time to go. Recently, because of this new schedule thing where I'm not sleeping at night, I change my clothes before I come here. And I'm like, that's just a dumb thing to do. So now I'm just gonna wear what I had on.
- [160:58]
Big Dick Toledo
You'll change this evening, right?
- [161:00]
Brady Bogan
Because when I'm done today, I've got a lunch I've got to go to. I'm supposed to work out at Tactical Black, but the lunch might screw all that up. So I got to work out with them. And then I'll go home and sleep and when I wake up, then I'll change my clothes and that's when you guys will see what you will see. Me, I'm changing my life. And before we get to the entertainment draw, I saw a thing where it's like, these are things people who are. It's a weird. I copied it. It's. I guess it's like hacks for life that people are talking about doing that aren't normal and mine is. And it's pretty cool. They've got like 10 people are sharing what they said were old people habits that they're doing. A lot of them are like women bringing lap blankets and stuff. That's when you know you're an old woman, is when you bring a blanket. With like the spring training game the other day, our buddy Joe Libman had a jacket on. I'm like, It's 83 degrees. He goes, I'm tired of being cold. You never know. I'm like, all right, that's an old man thing. Taking your shoes off at the door. So when you get to a door, you're always. And you slide right into slippers. It's. Yeah, it was a Mr. Rogers thing.
- [162:04]
Big Dick Toledo
Or just in your socks. They want the shoes off.
- [162:07]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [162:07]
Big Dick Toledo
My sister at her house.
- [162:09]
Brady Bogan
Oh yeah, she doesn't. I would never go to her house. That would piss me off. I'm wearing my shoes. And then this one, it says ignoring the clock. I've been a slave to a clock my whole life. I eat when I'm hungry, I sleep when I'm tired and that's what I'm doing. I'm not on a schedule anymore. Doing stuff that you got to do because it's time and it's great. But now I'm not going to change my clothes anymore and I might not brush my teeth before I come to work. I've done that already. You brush your teeth when you first wake up and when you go to bed. Me brushing my teeth before I come here is just weird because it's the middle of my night or day.
- [162:40]
John Holmberg
So you're saying you've been up for a while. Why brush my teeth again?
- [162:43]
Brady Bogan
I wouldn't do it at seven at night.
- [162:45]
Big Dick Toledo
Just brush your teeth when you want to brush.
- [162:46]
Brady Bogan
That's maybe what I'll do. But right now I want to brush them when I wake up from my sleep and when I go to bed. I brushed him this morning, but still. It's weird, but I'm in my gay Mexican sun's fan bandana and Brett seems to find that hysterical. Came in and I do a double take on it.
- [163:04]
Big Dick Toledo
Take it back.
- [163:05]
Brady Bogan
I know, it's great. There's no doubt. They gave away like 8, 000 of these last night and I didn't see one on one person. Even the Mexicans were like, you're the first.
- [163:15]
John Holmberg
You're a trend.
- [163:15]
Brady Bogan
A little gay Holmes. Sorry. Go ahead, Brady.
- [163:20]
Big Dick Toledo
I own sky from the 80s classic say Anything Ione.
- [163:25]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I own sky is just a statement.
- [163:26]
Big Dick Toledo
Well, that's how my grandmother spelled her name was Ione.
- [163:29]
Brady Bogan
Is that her though way. But is that your grandmother?
- [163:35]
Big Dick Toledo
No, but my grandmother trumps her so.
- [163:38]
Brady Bogan
She has to say, okay, fine.
- [163:42]
Big Dick Toledo
Anyway, she has a new memoir coming out and it's called say Everything. It's pretty much exactly what she does. Includes a little fling that she had a with Matthew Perry. They met in the set of 1988 movie A Night in the Life of Jimmy Reed Sheridan. At the time she was interested in the other star at River Phoenix, but he was taken.
- [164:03]
Brady Bogan
She the whole movie cast is dead.
- [164:07]
Big Dick Toledo
So they got it on. Twenty years later in 2006, Matthew Perry called her out of the blue, invited her place to his place for a sober drink. They shared a little sparkling water and a cigarette before hopping into bed.
- [164:23]
John Holmberg
Do I have to call it that now?
- [164:24]
Brady Bogan
If I go get a drink of.
- [164:25]
John Holmberg
Water, do I have to say, I'm having a sober drink.
- [164:27]
Brady Bogan
Hey, take that. Get that off that. Get that off that. I don't want those. That picture can't be on there.
- [164:33]
Big Dick Toledo
That makes you look crazy awesome.
- [164:35]
Brady Bogan
Look, you have to. You can't just catch me in the middle of a word and a face.
- [164:38]
Big Dick Toledo
I heard snitch.
- [164:39]
Brady Bogan
That one goes. The other two are fine. That one makes me look like I'm pooping. Get that one off. Delete that one. That's not fair. Not funny. Post it. Delete that. Did you do that? I did. Get that dumb one off. You can't go taking those unexpected actions photos. I put the red up in front, making a face. All right, that's it. I'm taking pictures of everybody just in action. In the world of filters, you do this. I'm not even upset about the bandana. I don't know. I said that one goes. This is representative of your career as well, friend. You don't want that going up there. You know what? John Jay looking at you going, he looks crazy. Delete that. That.
- [165:23]
Big Dick Toledo
Now, that's entertaining.
- [165:24]
Brady Bogan
Out all. All photos approved. I was. I don't even care about the bandana ones. Let's get him in the middle of. Like, he's trying to say Mufasa. Got it. I got it. Right in the middle of that word. Jackass. Idiot. That was entertaining. Was entertaining. Delete it for me.
- [165:48]
Big Dick Toledo
Wear a celebrity death.
- [165:49]
Brady Bogan
I'm here for the laughs, and I'll gladly wear the gay Mexican props. Don't catch me in the middle of a big word. Nobody looks good in the middle of a big word. Picture.
- [166:00]
Big Dick Toledo
George Lowe passed away.
- [166:02]
John Holmberg
Sorry. But there's.
- [166:05]
Brady Bogan
What is it? Stop. Oh, the bandana is definitely the draw. Eliminate the big picture. Damn it.
- [166:12]
Big Dick Toledo
Let me see it again.
- [166:13]
Brady Bogan
Delete it. I'm in the middle of a word. You can't photograph a guy in the middle of a word. No. Looks like I'm. I'm farting. Delete that. It does look a little crazy with the bandana. That one goes. The other two can stay. All right, come on. You have to have. You can't just fire off every shot. These are all good, you know, deal.
- [166:34]
Big Dick Toledo
With that with Brad every week.
- [166:35]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, well, I don't. Brad doesn't bother me. He's like, what are you going to do? He only does one. Yeah. The other two are just fine. I'm not. I mean, the other one. I am in the middle of a word. I'm not in a. I'm not in a crazy word, though. This first one, the biggest one Toledo throws out there. I'm in. Crazy words. The other one, I'm in, like, a bottom one. That one's. Yeah, make that the bigger one. I don't care about the. The bandana's the cell, jackass. All right? We just take random photos and put them all up there. Meanwhile, I'm sure he's filtering himself. No, no, there's a good one. There's a good one. Idiot. All right, that's enough.
- [167:12]
Big Dick Toledo
That's good stuff.
- [167:12]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [167:13]
Brady Bogan
I put the bandana on for last for you guys. It worked. Oh, yeah. Pays off. Pays off.
- [167:19]
Big Dick Toledo
By design.
- [167:20]
Brady Bogan
That' new show uniform. Don't wear it. Don't get paid. That's fine. I'm in the middle of a whistle. I look like I'm just whistling. Whistling gay Mexican songs in my new bandana. Thanks, son. Oh, no. There they go. A. That's hilarious. Yeah, the suns thought this bandana was a good idea.
- [167:45]
John Holmberg
Not.
- [167:46]
Brady Bogan
You can see it online now. Not in the middle of. Big word idiot. All right, that's it. We're done. Larry's coming up next. He's going to be giving that trip to Disneyland away somehow, right? Is that today? The whole trip. Oh, never mind. Qualifying. He's qualifying you right. Everybody gets tickets today. Everyone gets tickets. Everyone gets tickets to. John, Gordon just said every. We're going to dis.
- [168:09]
Big Dick Toledo
I can't say anything without you guys.
- [168:11]
Brady Bogan
You just said everyone gets tickets. Everyone who qualifies gets tickets. Qualifies. So qualifies. One person qualifies today, they get tickets to Disneyland. Then we give away the trip at.
- [168:21]
John Holmberg
The end of the.
- [168:22]
Brady Bogan
Is that approved by legal? I don't know. I don't care. I don't either. That's good stuff. All right, thanks, John. Well done. That's it. We're done. You guys have yourselves a fantastic day, and we'll see you tomorrow. Right here in the morning sickness. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.