03-06-25 - Random Note To Us Mofos - Clint Emails His Ex Wife And Fiance Are Friends Who Wax Each Other - Woman Writes Article On How Women Should Shape Up As Men Are Building AI Robots To Replace Them

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: March 6, 2025 Title: Random Note To Us Mofos - Clint Emails His Ex Wife And Fiance Are Friends Who Wax Each Other - Woman Writes Article On How Women Should Shape Up As Men Are Building AI Robots To Replace Them

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Introduction and Listener Notes (00:35 - 02:09)

The episode kicks off with John Holmberg welcoming listeners to Thursday's edition of Holmberg's Morning Sickness. John, along with his co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, dive straight into listener interactions and notes. John shares a humorous note left by a listener nicknamed "Mofo," who teases John and Brady with playful jabs:

John Holmberg [00:35]: "Hey, Holmberg, what up, you bald mofo? Haha."

John Holmberg [02:09]: "It's been a minute since mofo's been on."

The hosts laugh off the remarks, setting a light-hearted and engaging tone for the show.

Pubic Hair Grooming and Wax Parties (02:11 - 11:16)

The conversation takes a comedic turn as the hosts delve into the topic of pubic hair grooming. Inspired by Clint's email (discussed later), John shares amusing anecdotes about waxing practices among friends and family members. He recounts a personal story where a woman had to leave an event to wax her sister, sparking laughter and disbelief among the hosts.

John Holmberg [07:04]: "Could you imagine you and your brother, like, probing each other's balls and trimming up?"

The hosts debate the appropriateness and hygiene of such intimate grooming practices, highlighting the awkwardness and potential for discomfort:

John Holmberg [10:50]: "Especially with your family members. Oh God. Don't. Yeah, and that's out."

Dick Toledo chimes in with a mock-serious tone, suggesting that in-house waxing could border on illegality:

Dick Toledo [09:29]: "You go to a. I'm a firm believer that in house pants dropping treatments are automatically right out."

Clint's Email: Unusual Relationship Dynamics (03:26 - 27:56)

A significant portion of the episode centers around Clint's email, which presents a bizarre and humorous situation where Clint’s ex-wife and fiancée maintain a close friendship that includes intimate grooming practices like waxing each other. John Holmberg reads and analyzes the email, offering his reactions and humorous takes:

John Holmberg [03:26]: "Clint, congratulations on your upcoming nuptials... having your ex wife hanging around with her pants off at the house, getting waxed by your current, I see that as nothing but trouble."

The hosts speculate on the potential fallout of such a relationship dynamic, suggesting inevitable conflicts:

John Holmberg [05:34]: "Eventually, there's going to be some sort of major blow up between them. Those two aren't going to get along forever."

They humorously advise Clint on handling the situation, blending absurdity with mock-serious advice:

John Holmberg [06:03]: "Buy your new girlfriend fiance, like, free waxings at a nice salon and get this out of your house. Because bargain basement wax jobs means DIY vaginal care, and I'm not all into that at all."

The Rise of AI Robots Replacing Women (11:16 - 35:40)

Shifting gears, the discussion evolves into a more speculative and satirical analysis of AI and gender dynamics. John introduces an article written by a woman warning that men are developing AI robots to replace women, rendering traditional relationships obsolete. He humorously critiques the notion, intertwining it with pop culture references and exaggerated future scenarios.

John Holmberg [14:07]: "We're on the verge of it down. We're not going to buy that. Nobody will ever do that dumb crap street stream streaming. Nobody's gonna stream Biden by Blockbuster. It's a thing."

The hosts draw parallels between historical technological disruptions, like the replacement of horses with cars, and the current trend of developing AI women. They mock the foresight of such advancements, imagining a future where human women are marginalized in favor of perfect, controllable robot counterparts:

John Holmberg [21:05]: "We're gonna have to ride them down like donkeys. Ex machina guy."

Dick Toledo contributes by envisioning a society where AI women dominate, leading to bizarre and humorous consequences:

Dick Toledo [25:01]: "You're creating, you know, I don't know how many, like, genders we have now, you know, like 73. We'll have all sorts of versions, I guess."

Societal Implications and Future Speculations (35:40 - End)

The conversation continues with the hosts extrapolating the implications of AI women on society. They humorously speculate about societal changes, including shifts in gender roles, relationships, and even workplace dynamics:

John Holmberg [29:12]: "We're just gonna. Ladies just standing there."

Dick Toledo humorously laments the potential loss of human connections, envisioning a future dominated by robots that fulfill emotional and physical needs without genuine human interaction:

Dick Toledo [34:41]: "I'll take care of them."

The episode concludes with the hosts reflecting on historical technological shifts and drawing satirical comparisons to the current discourse on AI and gender. They emphasize the absurdity of replacing human relationships with robotic alternatives, blending humor with exaggerated fears of technological overreach:

John Holmberg [35:38]: "Napster was the one that came on and said, we could do it this way is a lot easier. We can share it now."

John Holmberg [37:00]: "He's gonna be on money. Anyway, just, you know, an interesting little article I read, and I was giggling the whole time because it was a woman and she's sounding the alarm."

Notable Quotes

• John Holmberg [05:26]: "You see this as a murder."

• Dick Toledo [09:29]: "You go to a. I'm a firm believer that in house pants dropping treatments are automatically right out."

• John Holmberg [14:07]: "We're on the verge of it down. We're not going to buy that. Nobody will ever do that dumb crap street stream streaming."

• John Holmberg [29:12]: "We're just gonna. Ladies just standing there."

• Dick Toledo [34:41]: "I'll take care of them."

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully blends humor, satire, and absurdity to explore complex themes like relationship dynamics and the rise of AI in society. Through lively banter and exaggerated scenarios, the hosts engage listeners in a thought-provoking yet entertaining discourse, peppered with memorable quotes and insightful (if tongue-in-cheek) observations.

Listeners are left with a mix of laughter and contemplation about the future of human relationships in the age of technology, all delivered in the show's signature irreverent style.

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Transcript

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[Dick Toledo]

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[John Holmberg]

Still streaming Homberg's morning sickness online at 98kupd.com Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Thursday already. Thursday it's the morning sickness. How are you? It's 5:45. My name's John. There's Brady, there's Brett, there's Toledo. I think we're all in places. We're ready to be there. And let's get out of here. Start today. There's a note for us here on the console. Says, hey, Holmberg, what up, you bald mofo? Haha. Kicking it old school. Yeah, exactly. Thanks for the laughs in the morning. And then it says, brady Bogan. What's up? I'm a Brady too. Ha ha. Shout me out. You are tards. Ha ha. Later. And then just scribbles his name out like that's just a big wad of squirrel.

[Dick Toledo]

Put it down. I think he put his name down. Then he's like, wait a minute, I.

[John Holmberg]

Better not do that instead of starting a new scribble. But does that mean his name is Brady? I'm a Brady too.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't know. Does he mean that by his physique?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, by his. He has a Brady Bogan build. Says, and then another notes attached that this guy came in to pick up gift cards. He wanted wanted to leave this note. Yeah, I had to get this out. So Joe and I didn't get mentioned. You guys didn't get mentioned, but this note was essential. We only had a little tiny piece of paper here. Hey, I want to leave him a note. It's important. What's up, mofo? Hey, and by the way, let's bring that on back. Mofo has not been written mofo. And I'm not like shortening that up. Mofo. Been a minute since mofo's been on.

[Dick Toledo]

It's affectionate, it's endearing. I think.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. Yeah, Maybe you can have it that way. I guess it can go. It's like the white people n word. It can be used so many different ways. Yeah. It can be mean, it can be sweet, it can be sexual. It can be violent. Yeah. Mofo. Well, anonymous mofo. Our tard is another one, I think. Yeah. Anything you want to. Had to drop that note off. Hey, picking up some gift cards. What do you do here? And then poor Susie. I'm like in charge of everything around the building. I'm like building owner basically. Oh yeah. Get this note to the boys then. It's pretty important information.

[Dick Toledo]

Thanks. Sugar tea.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. There you go. Pop this up to the bulb. Mofo in the R tart. These boys need to hear from me. I'm not gonna sign it. Well, I am actually gonna sign it then. I'm gonna scribble that out anyway. Later, hopefully they get that note. Changes their life. It did. You have no idea. I love waking up to that. Kind of such a beautiful thing. I get another. I got an email. This email is pretty solid. It. It says, hey boys. Just. There's no like greeting. Like nobody does that anymore. People used to remember, they used to teach you how to write letters. They start with a greeting.

[Dick Toledo]

Good morning.

[John Holmberg]

Good morning. Or yeah. Hope this letter finds you well. Like back in the old days. This one just says, I got divorced in 2021. I don't know you. It was amicable, but not amicable, but not completely free of trauma. Her best friend helped both of us through the entire situation quite a bit. And I grew close to her. I started dating her a little. One thing led to another and now I'm engaged to her. So the ex's best friend? Yes, it's my ex wife and she remained best friends. She now wants my ex wife to be her maid of honor. And I really don't care about that. That would be weird. That's worth weird. Yeah. Who cares? But weird so far I'm seeing it as this part is the strange part, he says. And then he tells me this. I guess I don't care about that as much. Even though it will be strange. I do want to ask them if they would stop doing one thing though they still wax each other every so often. My ex is at my house and the two of them groom vaginas and neither of them seem to care if I notice this. I just thought I'd share some of my effed up life. Clint. Well, Clint, congratulations on your upcoming nuptials. I guess that's a but. Yeah. Having your ex Wife hanging around with her pants off at the house, getting waxed by your current. I see that as nothing but trouble. Eventually, there's going to be some sort of major blow up between them. Those two aren't going to get along forever. So the good news is, Clint, your ex wife will eventually. You tried once to get her out of your life, and your current wife is bringing her back, and she's seen her vagina. So that's another thing. Your ex wife. Your current wife looks at your ex wife's vagina and says, hey, he did no damage to this. I want my vagina to go through very little. So, Clint, she shows she sees no intimidation or threat by the pristine vagina you left behind. And she would like her vagina treated the same way. You're like. Like me? Like, I'm a Native American when it comes to vagina. I pretty much leave it exactly as I found it. There's no. No damage done to the vaginas in my life.

[Dick Toledo]

Get your affairs all tied. Call Trajan Wealth. Get your estate planning.

[John Holmberg]

You see this as a murder.

[Dick Toledo]

Could be going.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

This ends up different directions.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Put a trust together.

[John Holmberg]

It's hard if. Unless there's. Well, he didn't say there's no, like, kids and things involved. And, like, then you got to have the ex wife around. But you still don't need her getting waxed at the house.

[Dick Toledo]

What if they're both in on it?

[John Holmberg]

Besides that. You know what you should do? Here's. Here's your plan, Clint. I got it. You. You think they're both gonna kill him is what you're saying? Well, of course they're both in on it. They're best friends. That's what girls do.

[Dick Toledo]

There's where the beneficiary part comes in.

[John Holmberg]

Buy your new girlfriend fiance, like, free waxings at a nice salon and get this out of your house. Because bargain basement wax jobs means DIY vaginal care, and I'm not all into that at all. A solid girl goes to a stranger to have her vagina handled. Wait a minute. That probably isn't the best phrasing. You know what I mean? Like, you don't want that happening with friends, do you? I remember I knew a girl. God, this was a while ago. She worked here, and she said she had to go leave an event. I don't remember her name. She had to leave an event because her and her sister had to wax. And I'm like, oh, you go to a place there. She goes, no, I'm gonna go to her House. And I'm like, you guys wax each other sisters? Well, yeah. It's uncomfortable otherwise. I'm like, it's. Could you imagine you and your brother, like, probing each other's balls and trimming up?

[Dick Toledo]

Well, it wouldn't be like that. It would be like just. Let alone just a friend. You're.

[John Holmberg]

No, a friend is different. Sisters different. Yeah, they're related. It is not just a friend. It is your sister. And she said. And then she told me, I've got the good one and she's got fat girl is what she called it, but in a much more disgusting manner. This is before pornhub, right? I mean, no, this was seven years ago. Maybe eight. I don't know. Somewhere in the. Somewhere in the last five to eight years. God, I don't remember that girl's name. She wasn't here very long, but she said she had to go home and wax her sister's hooch. And I said, is your sister a big fat lady? Is that what you said? She goes, no, she's just got a big. Like, a big girl's thing. And she. She waxes it. And I'm like. I find that to be very strongly families should be doing pubic work on each other, even if they're, like, in wheelchairs, you know? And by the way, if you're waxing somebody in a wheelchair, that's against their will. What do they care if they're. They've got a Brazilian landing strip down there. What are you setting that up for? Somebody's gotta bang that. Yuck. Yeah. Just stop it. Stop waxing each other, ladies. That's gross. And then. Yeah, and that same girl, if I remember right, was telling me that some girls have wax parties, that they'll sit there and wax each other and have, like, two or three people over and they'll bring some lady in and wax it up. You look like you're. Are you all right?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Are you looking up waxing? No. Oh, you look totally into his phone. He's looking up. His eyes were dropped, like somebody was telling him they're coming over to wax him right now. Yeah, you just can't. I can't imagine. I can't imagine that. Like, a family member, like my dad, and I was like, I'm getting a little bushy down there. When I have a little wax party. Yeah, dad, I'll do that. I want to get that line between your balls and your leg, if you don't mind. That's where I really struggle with mine.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, professional about it, you know.

[John Holmberg]

They're not. They're automatically not. They're in a house. You're not professional in a house. If you're in a house, it's. It's an abuelita. It's dentistry. At the days in. If you're doing your. Yeah. Does the grooming at your house.

[Dick Toledo]

That's the esthetician.

[John Holmberg]

Or not a real esthetician. No, those words have never been used in that house. It's in a house. Nope.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm saying if someone had a family member or, you know, that was. Do they do the family. You know, they send them to someone else.

[John Holmberg]

You go to a. I'm a firm believer that in house pants dropping treatments are automatically right out. If you have to take your pants off in someone's house to get a look. See? And they're going to work on you. That is right. No pants dropping for money in a home. Unless it's prostitution and it borderline is none. And DIY work on people's genitals needs to be done. Like, you know, Justin Tucker would say in some. In a facility otherwise, you know, where there's paperwork and there's a desk girl and you sign in and you sign out. You don't go to somebody's house and drop your trowel and just go, hey, why don't you trim this up a little bit, buddy? Just don't. Or you handle it yourself in your own home. It's gross. If Mathias had that. Hey, don't come home today. Between noon and two, me and the girls are going to be pulling our hairs off of each other for a couple hours and drinking wine like that's not happening in my home. Stop it. No, because then you go in your shower because they'd have to rinse off and you see all those little curlies? You know who they belong to. There's a hose outside. That's what you're using. Exactly. Look, Babar.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, they gotta do it.

[John Holmberg]

Take it outside, dip it in the bucket and go home. Unless you're filming and bringing home the cash, get the hell out. Right. And also. Yeah, okay. And even then, I don't think I.

[Dick Toledo]

Want to see that bunch of those wood suppressed.

[John Holmberg]

Say I want to see it. Oh, the cash I want. Yeah, the cash. People in PV that rent out their houses for those shoots. You've made it dirty. I like it. That's what it is. It isn't though. See, I don't find a typical man thinking of that. I don't see pubic grooming as pornographic. I see it as you've seen cinema videos, there's a lot of disgusting stuff. Never once in my heart about it.

[Dick Toledo]

I know, but settle down, jerk. Mate.

[John Holmberg]

But look, there's people out there checking out rosebuds and stuff. Obviously there's a million of them out there. None of us are ever looking for you, chatterbait. Immediately with the pubic diy. Bring the cash. Look, all I'm saying is, ladies, enough with the my job at home. Drop your pants. Stop it. It's not happening. Stop it. If you're that good at something, go get yourself a little. A little thing. Stop with the at home pants droppings. Especially with your family members. Oh God. Don't. Yeah, and that's out. That should be against the law. You can't wax your sister. Ugh. Nobody wants. You shouldn't want to see your sister's parts. Oh God, Clint. Look what you've started with your stupid email. Disgusting. I'm telling you. This goes right hand in hand with the conversation I was having. Meathead from Prestige Billiards last night, he sent me a thing about. It was actually he was quite excited about it. It's this article. He says, check this out. He said they're doing it without them even knowing. You can earn. You can build your own AI Girl and then like sell her on Only Fans Morning sickness. So you can. It's basically the weird science. Like now they have a thing where I can build a fake AI girl and put her on Only Fans and then make her like a real Only Fans star. But you can like. I can do it. There's a guy out there, so he's making like $100,000 a month. You don't have to. It's not a person, it's not someone close to you. It's just fake woman. You build her sort of, and then she's yours. And then you can go through this thing called Banks B A N X. And they build an entire AI Only fans agency. And I don't know who gets the money. But now you can. Now it's like a. It's a little business. Yeah, yeah. You're an AI pimp. Exactly. That's basically what it is. And they're high earning models and they limit you to like a couple or three or four. So you don't just flood the market with AI broads. But you know what it reminds me of? Remember when you got MLB the show and then you'd play through a season or so and you're like, ah, it's. And then it starts to draft Fake players. And you're like, all right, well, and then you can build. You like. I always built this insane big eared. Like you could. From behind, you could see my guy's facial features. He had like this jaw that jutted out because you. Once I figured out you can make him ugly as sin, I made the ugliest avatar player. It was John Holmberg right field for no reason at all. I was playing right field because when the camera angle was behind you because you played just your character if you wanted. I could see his head, his face from behind as like, his ears were huge. And I don't know why they even gave you that option. Acne.

[Dick Toledo]

Couldn't even tuck him in with the baseball cap.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man. No. Oh, he was in red. Like, red Wendy's hair. It was hilarious. But I know I would do that if I had an AI girl, I would build this freak. Because you can, but they kind of keep it limited, but you can do that now and then. That led me down this. This kind of weird Internet. It was like the mad hatter of how women are making. And this isn't me. Women are making themselves obsolete by creating a need for robots that replace them. And it was basically a warning. It was written by a woman. I didn't say anything written by a woman. And she said, ladies, turn it down a little bit with the what you deserves. If you haven't noticed, the ones we've been avoiding our whole lives, the nerds, the. The guys who have neuro. Whatever they call that is kind of on the border of autumn. The ones that the ladies have been avoiding, like, ew. Weirdos have gone, all right, we'll invent new yous. And it's making it so their attitudes towards you better buy me a gift. I better get this. I better. You treat me like that or I want somebody. You're making yourselves obsolete. Because if you haven't noticed the dudes you've been discarding for years that can't get laid and can't get women are smart enough to build new ones that are better than you. You're cashing yourself out of the market. And this lady was throwing a warning. Out she goes. It's early in the game, but I don't know if you've noticed that men are starting to invent women. And that's what men do. They see a need for something that's missing in the market. They're tired of us is the whole article. They're tired of our crap. They're tired of half. They're Tired of divorce. They're tired of money.

[Dick Toledo]

The biggest part of it is the. The physical side.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, there's no physical human touch. That was the big thing. Like, these guys, like, every human being needs physical human interaction. And these dudes who are neurodivergent and aren't getting it, and they're like, but they still need it in their lives. And they went off. They're the smart ones. They're the computer geniuses that came up with, like, the AI You've seen the pictures of these AI women. Nerds are doing that. You don't know how to do it. I certainly don't know how to do it. Nerds are doing it, and they're building better versions of what's out there. You thought it was tough before with, you know, models and the covers of magazines and things like that.

[Dick Toledo]

Now I notice even on the Instagram, looking at stuff, and all of a sudden the filter popping up or, like, is that AI? Some will say that, like, it's Brandy.

[John Holmberg]

And women knew this.

[Dick Toledo]

And you just.

[John Holmberg]

The reason they filtered themselves so hard initially is because they knew their flaws. Can't. Now they're making their look, ladies, they're building. Imagine if it's Brady. They're building the flawless flapjack. You're not going back to the old homemade ones. The flawless flapjack is about to exist, and this lady was throwing out a warning like, she's the Don Quixote of women. She's like, hey, tone it down a little bit. We need to start paying attention. Some of these nerds are inventing new women, and our attitudes aren't going to fly anymore. Basically, I was really for this lady because she was saying, the future belongs to these. These slutty, kind of agreeable lady. Because I don't know if you noticed, women aren't in the labs building perfect man robots, but dudes are. And Kevin, last night, Meathead said, it's just a few years before we don't have to deal with any of their anymore. And I'm like, oh, no. And Kevin, Kevin's got a wife. She's beautiful. So this art article I read was pretty hilarious. And I'm like, if women read this, they're gonna get mad, so I should talk about it tomorrow. And I'll take those slings and arrows for this one. But basically, it's about being beautiful. It's about being agreeable, and it's about. And. And now they're creating the human touch. Because the one thing she said was, we still have an advantage over the the clones, which is, we have the ability to create human experience, human touch, but the problem is entitlement, desire. What are you thinking? I saw you. Look, the AI robot girls aren't going to give you any guff. And she was citing studies and things like that. And she basically was saying, we have checked ourselves out of the game. And the boys have moved on to say, all right, we're in the infancy of this, but we'll just build new versions of you. And then she showed, like, links to all these. There's like 50 companies in Japan exclusively working on bringing lifelike robots to the market. Affordable ones for these dudes who. And the ones who are building them are the ones who want them. And you don't think that that's going to be everybody eventually when the nerds start banging all these hot chicks that nobody. Unattainably gorgeous, perfect women. When the nerds build that and it's like, pretty good. Even when it's pretty good, it's gonna be amazing. Imagine. Well, this is the only time I've ever wanted a son. You need to bring home one of them robot girls. We're gonna wax her in the back room. No waxing, no fees. You know, maybe a couple of. I don't think they even have servos. It's all gonna be chips and stuff. Pretty amazing. But it was. It was awesome because it was written by a woman. So her advice was, you know, the way I read it, slut it up a little bit, because the boys aren't paying attention to us the way we need to be. And the Internet's changed the game. There's no more talking, no more, like, I'm gonna wait. Like, what you said about marriage. Let's not do anything for 90 days before we get married. How come he's out? Cuz that's what marriage is, is a sexless desert. Oh, you gotta get used to that. We'll see if we like each other without it. And dudes are dumb enough to do that. I've known you, Brady. I've known a few of my friends. Before we got married, we. We stopped having sex to make sure we'd still, you know, we could still be like, what are you doing? You're setting. She's basically, she's foreshadowing, saying, once we're married, this is over. Get used to this life. This is the new way. And guys are like, I thought it was beautiful. All right, we need to do a little more Trumpian type stuff. When a lady. No man's suggesting that we need to be like a, like Trump. And basically, you know, I'm not doing a 90 days off program here. This is dumb. No, I'm going to get it while I can. I'm going to nail you all the way up to the wedding day. And then after the wedding day you're going to start getting fat and I don't want you anyway. Yeah, that's a crazy thing. But yeah. So anyway, look it up, ladies. You're being called out by your own. It's not some dude who wrote this. Pretty great.

[Dick Toledo]

You're going to go home and find your boyfriend or husband with a bra on his head over the computer creating something like Weird Science.

[John Holmberg]

Weird Science was an idea in the cutting edge. We've been thinking about this for a long time. Think about like all the 50s movies where the girls, the robots were never ugly. We when we invented girl robots in the 60s sci fi movies, they were always hot. It was suggested even back in the day when they were tin cans. We're gonna make them for sex too. It just. That was never really brought up in the, you know, in the sci fi movies with Robert Conrad. But it was assumed like, Jesus, this robot's really hot. He take the face off of the girl in Westworld with the. And she was perfect. But turns out she was a robot too. We've been thinking about this for a long time. How long?

[Dick Toledo]

How long the behavior has been taught for. And it's on the verge of completely changing. Like the whole time for generations. Man is going to find a woman that he wants to provide for.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

I want to take care of you. I want to protect you.

[John Holmberg]

And what do women do with that? I want a job. I want to get out. What? All right, you had it made. But okay, if you want. And they still want your half. I'm telling you right now, these robots sound better and better each and every second. Women have hot frosty. Their dream man is still fantasy based. That has to have magic. They're not putting in any work to replace us. They'll end up being, you know what's going to happen? It's going to be a bunch of carbon based life form. Women are going to have to go full lesbian. And you know how crazy that's going to be. The future is sex robots for men and great relationships that just nothing bad ever happened. And then a bunch of like former human women nobody wants anymore. They're like, they're like the blockbuster video of humanity. They're gonna have to all lez up and then the baby fever will happen and they're gonna go crazy.

[Dick Toledo]

But I wonder what kind of nothing class warfare there will be because, like, you've created your. You're a real one.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

The other ones, you're basically the cyborg or whatever.

[John Holmberg]

Why would you want a real one too?

[Dick Toledo]

No, I'm just saying what's gonna happen when the real ones exist and the.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, they're gold. I just said they'll go full lesbian to get their human contact and it's gonna make a mad when they want babies. So then they're gonna need us. And we're gonna be like, take it to the shop. I'll drop a few pounds off there. Make some more. But don't make any more women.

[Dick Toledo]

They're just gonna go to the bank.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Pick up.

[John Holmberg]

They'd have to. And we'll have another thing. And you know, it'll be. Even a good sci fi movie would be all these women that. Not living off of dudes anymore. Because there's a good portion of them that do just that would have to work in these factories, building this. Building these girls. Oh, yeah. And it would be like, cars, Brett. You have like, multiples. Your garage will just be hot broads hanging out to. That's a. That's a 2024 right there. That's one of the original models. That's. Oh, my God. You've got like the model T of robot girls. Next thing you know, you got a muscle car. You've got. And then, you know, for fun, like a fat one. It's like. Yeah, it's like my rv. I keep that. I don't mess with that one too much. Sickness updates. It's like me with bikes. I've got that pivot less fat. It's a big bike with huge. It's for snow and sand. I ride it around the trails every once in a while. But, you know, it's not as functional as the. Yeah. Skinny 429 is the good bike.

[Dick Toledo]

How deep will they go? Well, I have to. You know, you're creating, you know, I don't know how many, like, genders we have now, you know, like 73. We'll have all sorts of versions, I guess.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. This guy's a gun guy. He says, don't forget Austin Powers fembots. Was that not the hottest thing you've ever seen? That was in the 90s. Chicks who wanted to bang you had booby guns. I'd trade my wife in today for that. Yeah. See this? We've been guys think about this stuff. And that lady's dead, right? She's like, ladies, you've. Stop it. Stop with the. They won't stop with the ad, and they won't. And it'll be to their own detriment. Brett, you bought a sex robot? Yeah. Why? I think we both know why. What am I not doing? Uh, the sex thing. You gotta go. The robot is doing all the things. Watch the robot. Be more like her. You want me to be like a robot? Awesome. Yes. That's why I built this. We built robots to replace you. What have I done? Robot never cries. Robot just says it's sorry and does stuff. There's no crying in robots. So you just want some sort of weird sex slave that does your bidding. If you could hear what you're saying the way I hear it, you'd totally understand that. That sounded amazing. Oh, my God. Yep. Well, it's out there. And one of our own. I loved it. I think her name was Stacy. Wrote the article. I have to find it. I dig through my Internet stuff. Basically said, okay, the nerds we've been avoiding are smarter than all of us. And they just invented our replacement without you guys even seeing it. AI women that will eventually turn into physical things, and probably in the next seven to 10 years, pretty good ones. I mean, think about that. In 1910, our great great grandparents were sitting there looking at cars going, what in the hell? It's gonna replace the horse. I never thought the horse would be replaced, but this is gonna replace the horse trains.

[Dick Toledo]

And eventually. You know, the first couple years, they'd see the car broken down, and the big put down was, get a horse.

[John Holmberg]

They never brag. Idiots. But they even had the nerve to call cars, like, how many horses is this value? Like, that's like five. We'll call it five horsepower. Just a power of five horses. That'll be the same thing with these robots. What is that? What do you got? It's six push power. This thing is just. It's unreal. It's six human push power. Turbo. I got a turbocharged one. And then eventually we're going to gas that thing. It's like 930ps power. Like, I don't even. I don't even want to know what that is. I can't imagine controlling that. And then guys would say, what do you need that for? Like, you know what? Just give me a good A to B ride.

[Dick Toledo]

Maybe I'll just do it.

[John Holmberg]

Stroke.

[Dick Toledo]

It's a 355 stroke.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Oh, my God. It's just this old beauty here. I tell you What? I can't part with her. She's only 270p power. But. And I could get a newer model, dependable. I mean she never breaks how many miles on her. She's got about 7,000 rides on her. It's pretty good. It's pretty good.

[Dick Toledo]

10 year prolapse guarantee.

[John Holmberg]

Yes, non prolapse. And I had to put a new chassis underneath it. I had to put a build out on that.

[Dick Toledo]

But I mean, do you want the anti rose bud?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Yeah. Who would ever want that? The anti rose. But I want to pull that thing apart, push that sleeve back in there and just laugh for hours. Oh, yep, it happened. And I'm not saying I agree with it 100%. I'm old school. But back in the day when dudes were collecting cars and they were saying this is going to change the world and somebody wrote an article saying, hey, you guys notice we're not using horses as much. And we're not. And they're just kind of going to be recreational or standing in a field doing a whole load of nothing. Or the best thing we can do is start racing them. That's what ladies. That's your future. We're just gonna. Ladies just standing there. All right, it's time for the formerly useful human lady race. And then they just put them in pens and make them run around a track for a mile and we put money on them while we're holding our robot wives. And then horses have to stand there at Churchill Downs and go. How did everybody get here? No, we drove. We don't need you anymore. You guys just run around and you race. That's essentially what we need you for now. And occasionally one job. Occasionally when we occasionally we need you.

[Dick Toledo]

To put our horse back into the ready to race.

[John Holmberg]

Right? Yeah, it was second. Yeah, we don't really need you anymore.

[Dick Toledo]

Can you walk it in?

[John Holmberg]

Sometimes we'll go to like an old west thing and we'll ride you around a little bit out in the desert. But then we're gonna put you back somebody. And when you get and you might help us hike down to the bottom of the Grand Canyon. We don't want our robots getting all dirty. So maybe some of these human ladies will catch jobs doing like angel false and stuff. They have to. We'll have to ride them down like donkeys. Ex machina guy.

[Dick Toledo]

Just the real women will be out front of Home Depots.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Trying to work.

[Dick Toledo]

Need two.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I need two you guys to clean my sex robot. Oh my God. Is that all we're Good for. Hey, you had your chance. You had thousands of years to get it right. We want sex robots too, then. Well, what's stopping you? We used our vaginas as currency and we didn't pay attention to robotics. We don't know how to do it. Well, I guess you learned your lesson because while the nerds weren't getting laid, instead of getting mad at you, they just built better versions. They interviewed some nerd kid who's working on it in Japan. And he's neurodivergent. He's got no chance with good looking women. But for some reason, because of societal, like, pressures, all he's attracted to is like Kardashians. And that's. Nobody ever talks about that. Women get upset at the standard set for women. And it isn't fair. It isn't like what you see on, on tmz. And like yesterday I was looking, I told you guys, I'm like, I don't think there's a better looking human being on the planet right now than someone named Madison Beer. I don't know what she does, but TMZ will focus on her every once in a while. Like that. That's just stunning. Like it's art. She's very pretty. I don't know how real it is. I don't know how filtered it is, but in these pictures it's pretty remarkable. And then you look and there are very, very few missed photos on that whole deal. And that's what this nerd kid likes. Women always talk about like, it's not fair for the standard for them, but who's it really not fair for? The nerdy kid that no hot woman would ever pay attention to. He sees all that too, and his life's like, that's all I want. I'm so attracted to that. And that's what creates school shooters and all that other stuff, is that they could never live up to what they're attracted to. But these nerds sat at a computer and said, I'll just build it. I'll just build one. And they. That's exactly what they're doing. Actually. Batman just said, there's a TV show called the Accused and there's an episode about that where this woman buys her man a sex robot because she's too busy and she winds up killing him over, over the robot. Eventually. It's like, this is the one. Yeah, she's better. Like she was sent here by God or kid named Quan, I don't know. But it's awesome. One on the same, when it comes To God. Quan is God as well. We're gonna be saying that Kim Kwan is God. I am God. I bring you hot cheek all over. That little neurodivergent nerd is awesome. He is. He's gonna be on money. Anyway, just, you know, an interesting little article I read, and I was giggling the whole time because it was a woman and she's sounding the alarm. Whether you listen or not, it's up to you. I don't care. Yeah, it was definitely a big horn. Like you either wanted Ricola afterwards and get yourself a throat lozenge or. Ladies, listen, I'm not saying slut it up completely, but let's not pay attention to that. You know, you're basically a thoroughbred and somebody just invented a turbine engine. And you better pay attention because that's horses. Probably thought they had it made forever. All we'd ever. We shipped them over from other countries once. Once the Indians are like, what are those dudes on? They thought they were monsters from another planet and they draw them on cave walls like this. This is the future, whatever this is. And then they brought over horses. Now everybody had them. Don't go toting horses all over the place for work anymore. That's a poor country. And that's what you're gonna be, ladies. If you're not careful, you're gonna be walking around with yolks on your shoulders during the third world, dragging out, you know, hoeing out roads. We used to be useful, you know, till Quan Kim should have bang Quan Kim when we had the chance. What were we thinking? No more dime.

[Dick Toledo]

Like there's benefits.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, with Quan Kim, if he kept.

[Dick Toledo]

Taking care of Quan Kim.

[John Holmberg]

Exactly. I've. I've said it for years. You got to bang the. The office nerd every once in a while to keep him from shooting everybody up. But credit to the office nerd, instead of grabbing guns and stuff, he went to the lab and invented new versions of the thing that doesn't love it. But that's the danger of that societal beauty is that dorks dismiss everything. And they have a high standard of what they should want to bang, you know, and that creates crazy or brilliance. To be a genius is to be a little bit off. Elon Musk has, like a thousand kids because he's a billionaire, and so that's why he gets 321 billion. Yeah. If Elon Musk didn't have money, he's not getting laid. Not at all. Look at. Look at what we as men, as the standard have said. Well, if I Don't have money. I can't get. I'm done. It's crazy anyway.

[Dick Toledo]

And now I'll have kids with multiple.

[John Holmberg]

Right? They're just bone on crazy. Because financially I don't care.

[Dick Toledo]

I'll take care of them.

[John Holmberg]

The one thing you can try to ruin me on, you can't. When I've got $300 billion and just average Joe's like, Brett, he can't go out hammering away on stuff like that. He get cut in half too many times. You see those old dudes, like athletes and stuff, filing for bankruptcy. I'm like, you were the richest player in baseball. Oh, I got halved four times. I wouldn't have to do that if she wasn't human. So, ladies, either get in the lab and build your own versions. But the problem with that is that robot won't work. It won't, you know, it won't pay for her car. It won't do any of that stuff. So if that lady who wrote that article is right, she sees the trend where the men are moving on and the ladies are standing in the old way. You're basically Napster. You're Metallica, ladies. You're Metallica. You see, Napster came along with a better option. And then you're fighting.

[Dick Toledo]

Drop your ticket fees.

[John Holmberg]

Well, Napster was the one that came on and said, we could do it this way is a lot easier. We can share it now. And they're like, wow. Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight. And Apple came along and said, let me invent a better way. Killed the record industry completely because they wanted the old way to continue. They didn't see the writing on the wall. Despite multiple warnings from people going, this is the way consumers want it. Blockbuster didn't see the writing on the wall. I could have bought Netflix. It could have. Yeah, we're on the verge of it down. We're not going to buy that. Nobody will ever do that dumb crap street stream streaming. Nobody's gonna stream Biden by Blockbuster. It's a thing.

[Dick Toledo]

We've got Blu Ray, though.

[John Holmberg]

Blu ray and 3D. And we can. The DVDs. Okay, bye. Blockbuster didn't see the writing on them all. So many of them. Let's get a wake up song. MySpace. Facebook came along, said, hey, this is a little bit better version of what you're doing. Like, no, we won't change a thing. Hold my bear, goodbye. MySpace, ladies, is MySpace. Let's get a wake up song. 5859800 maybe a tribute to our future king, Quan Kim. I think he's. I think he's gonna help us out quite a bit. Give it to us and we'll scream it. It's 98 KUPD. Wake up Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.

[Dick Toledo]

98.