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Summary

Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness – 03-06-26

Overview

This episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness kicks off with host John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and the crew engaging in their signature unscripted banter that veers from outrageous personal anecdotes to social and international satire. The show is heavy with humor and self-deprecation, centering today on Bret’s severe jaw infection, wild “solution” proposals for terminally ill and criminal populations, cultural clashes in Iranian women’s sports, and a playful exploration of what suburban life in Iran might really be like. Woven throughout is the group’s irreverent, conversational style, blending local flavor with global hot topics.

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Major Discussion Points & Timestamps

1. Bret’s Pus-Filled, Infected Jaw (01:17–07:22)

• Bret’s Ordeal: The cast riffs on Bret’s obvious agony, leading to a detailed and gory recount by Brady of his own dental nightmare, complete with abscesses, nerve pain, and comparisons to home dentistry in the '30s and '40s.
• Emergency Dentistry Woes: They lament the lack of true emergency dental care, with Holmberg and Brady trading horror stories about busted teeth, swelling, and the taste of abscess pus.
  • Quote (Brady, 04:23): “It pops in your mouth, and then it gushes pus in your mouth kind of unexpectedly. And that tastes the way poop smells.”
• Humor from Pain: They repeatedly joke about how certain foods (notably Pong Pong’s sweet and sour shrimp) can actually make the whole thing semi-tolerable, in the most disgusting way.
  • Quote (John, 07:28): “Sweet sour shrimp. It make the pasta taste good.”

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2. Pong Pong Chinese Restaurant – Local Legend or Health Hazard? (05:22–09:50)

• Origins and Mystique: The guys spiral into a nostalgic and comedic deep dive into Pong Pong, a long-lived, minimally reputable Chinese eatery in Mesa, Arizona.
• Association with Dental Trauma: Pong Pong’s role as “sick comfort food” is linked inextricably to dental misery from Brady’s youth.
• Joking About Ethnic Stereotypes: They riff, with intentional absurdity, on the restaurant’s image and their own imagined “Pong Pong” character.
  • Quote (Brady, 07:32): “That’s how good pong pong is. It makes pus taste better.”
• Longevity Amazement: Genuine shock at the restaurant’s decades-long survival provides comic relief and local color.

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3. Emergency Dental Care and Historical Suicide Rates (09:50–11:42)

• History as Dark Comedy: The hosts discuss how up until the 1930s, dental pain was the leading cause of suicide, leaning into the theme of how bad things were and how much better modern dentistry is, albeit in their typical irreverent way.
  • Quote (Brady, 10:58): “Up until the 1930s, the number one cause for suicide was dental pain.”

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4. Kamikaze Solution: Terminally Ill & Prisoners as Suicide Bombers (13:23–14:39; 17:37)

• Dark Satire & Social Critique: The conversation leaps from Bret’s “I’d have joined the kamikaze” hyperbole to a satirical policy suggestion: sending the terminally ill and certain criminals as “kamikaze pilots” to conflict zones, possibly as a “solution” to both their ailments and social ills.
  • Quote (Brady, 14:30): “We make suicide bombers out of our people that aren't going to be in society. Finally. Oh, this is a great plot twist.”
• Pedophile Plan: Further dark jokes about “pedophile suicide bombers” and grotesque solutions to societal problems—always couched in clearly facetious tones.
  • Quote (Chris, 14:38): “Put all the pedos in there.”

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5. US vs. Foreign Policy Satire & “War” Fandom (23:00–24:24)

• Political Fan Fiction: Inspired by Fox News coverage and recent Trump statements, the group satirizes modern conflict, suggesting a TV-like quality to US foreign interventions.
  • Quote (Brady, 24:24): “If war's gonna go that direction, Holy smokes, is this show about to get great.”
• Peter Doocy’s “Vibe”: They poke fun at Fox’s Peter Doocy, blending pop culture with political news.

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6. Iranian Women’s Soccer and Culture Clash (25:38–31:36)

• Surprise at Existence: All express amazement that Iran even has a women’s soccer team, riffing on the perceived contradiction between religious restrictions and international sports.
• Uniform Satire: Extended, edgy riffs about the team’s head-to-toe uniforms—“scuba gear”—and how unfair their competitive disadvantage seems.
  • Quote (Brady, 26:24): “They gotta be in their period outfits.”
• Pixelation & Censorship: Commentary on how Iranian media pixelates opposing (bikini-clad) players during broadcasts, leading to jokes about what viewers there may actually find titillating.
  • Quote (Brady, 34:30): “I wonder if Iranians beat off to the pixelated us.”

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7. “Iranian Brady” & Everyday Life in Iran (35:22–43:52)

• Suburban Stereotypes: The crew invents an “Iranian Brady,” imagining a parallel suburban dad grilling goat and making dad jokes in Tehran, flipping assumptions about Iranian life.
  • Quote (Brady, 36:42): “There’s a guy with a green egg and a TV on his patio.”
• Jet Skis, Beach Life, and Zillow: They search Zillow for Tehran apartments, joke about jet ski dealerships and festivals, and poke fun at American ignorance and propaganda about daily life in Iran.
  • Quote (Brady, 40:49): “If I said hey Brady, I'm going to drop in Tehran, I need you got an hour to find an igloo cooler and fill it with delicious snacks. If anybody could do it, it’s you.”
• Reflection on Americanism: The segment closes with Holmberg and Brady acknowledging—and standing by—their limited and skewed perceptions of other countries, with a self-aware dose of patriotism.

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8. Wrap-Up Banter and Listener Engagement (46:30–47:08)

• Transitions and Call-Ins: As the hour closes, jokes about pain, pool days, and “wake up songs” invite audience participation. The playful Iranian-American suburban dad bit continues up through the end.

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• Brady, On Pus: "It pops in your mouth, and then it gushes pus in your mouth kind of unexpectedly. And that tastes the way poop smells." (04:23)
• John, On Food: "Sweet sour shrimp. It make the pasta taste good." (07:28)
• Brady, On Dental History: "Up until the 1930s, the number one cause for suicide was dental pain." (10:58)
• Brady, Kamikaze Satire: "We make suicide bombers out of our people that aren't going to be in society. Finally. Oh, this is a great plot twist." (14:30)
• Brady, Team Uniforms: "They gotta be in their period outfits." (26:24)
• Brady, Cultural Perceptions: "If anybody could do it, it’s you." (40:49)

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Memorable Moments

• “Pong Pong fixes pus”: The recurring, intentionally gross bit about Chinese food making pus taste better—underscoring the group’s willingness to say anything for a laugh.
• Kamikaze Plan: The blend of satire and ethical absurdity in solving “problem” populations by sending them into war.
• Iranian Brady: The entire subplot about what an average suburban Iranian weekend would be like if it exactly mirrored the hosts’ lives—complete with barbecues, dad jokes, and grilling goat on a green egg smoker.
• Real Estate Browsing in Tehran: Live-reacting to Zillow listings for Tehran, blowing up their own stereotypes and laughing about possibly ending up on a watchlist.

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Concluding Tone

The episode is classic Holmberg—irreverent, sarcastic, locally flavored, and ready to skewer both themselves and the world at large. The crew’s dynamic remains fast-paced and brash, with boundary-pushing humor balanced by tongue-in-cheek self-awareness.

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Key Segments & Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment/Topic | | -------------- | ------------------------------------------------- | | 01:17–07:22 | Bret’s dental pain and horror stories | | 05:22–09:50 | Pong Pong memories and local eats | | 09:50–11:42 | Dental history and suicide rates | | 13:23–14:39 | Kamikaze for terminally ill and criminals (satire)| | 17:37–18:53 | Pedophile “flight” jokes (continued) | | 23:00–24:24 | Foreign policy as reality TV | | 25:38–31:36 | Iranian Women's Soccer – culture clash and mockery| | 35:22–43:52 | “Iranian Brady” & Tehran real-estate banter | | 46:30–47:08 | Listener call-in prompt, pool & pain wrap-up |

Listeners beware: This episode is laden with shock humor and satire, but at its core is an exploration of both personal pain and often-unspoken cultural blind spots—delivered with relentless Arizona attitude.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

Homberg's Morning Sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Good morning, everybody.

[John Holmberg]

Hello there.

[Brady]

Welcome to Friday. It is five for five. Five or five this week on Getting Gummo to giggle before the show starts. 5:45. This is the morning sickness. My name is John. How are you? I'm fine, thank you. Me too. There's Brady, there's Brad. Come on, we'll call him till somebody fixes this. Is there a goddamn dentist that'll rip into this guy or not?

[Chris]

Today at noon. Thank God. The ayatollah was lucky.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Chris]

He had this going on.

[Brady]

Oh, if he had. Oh, I've got an absurd tooth and. Oh, what I wouldn't give to just.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Thank God.

[Dave]

And Brett, it's National Dentist Day.

[John Holmberg]

Is that right?

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Oh. So they're probably a little drunk.

[Chris]

Oh, great.

[Brady]

Nice work, boys.

[Chris]

I felt that cough syrup last night.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's. Listen to just seeing Brett walk around. It's like 1940 over here. He should have one of those things tied around his head like they used to do. Oh, yeah, tied up dentist stuff. You've got this. This broken root.

[Dave]

Yeah, he's got at least three months of nuts stored in those cheeks.

[Brady]

And if you've ever had tooth pain, like nerve exposed tooth pain, that's the worst. It's a disaster. And like, I assumed there would be emergency dentistry for you to go. This is something you need to take of.

[Eric]

And I'm.

[Chris]

Today, today.

[Brady]

Tip of the catbird for you. Popping in here because it is not fun. That's a. That's a miserable pain to feel.

[Dave]

I'm demanding results after one day.

[Brady]

Oh, man. Absolutely. Gummoe's feeling it.

[Chris]

That's like we talked about, too, that when some of those infection spots pop the worst. It's the worst ever.

[Brady]

Swell up and then they pus out of your mouth. And I told Brett yesterday, if it weren't for.

[John Holmberg]

Because I had this.

[Brady]

When I was 19 years old, I had a. My wisdom teeth didn't grow up out of my gums. They grew forward under my other teeth. And I was sitting on the couch, and I just felt this crack. And I'm like, ow. And then there was powder in my mouth. It busted two different teeth, like rocks underneath the roots. And it popped the tops of my teeth off. And they just went to powder. Like, not the whole time spitting big chunks. I'm like, is that my two. You know, ever those dreams where your teeth fall out? It happened in reality. Like, I spit two. I'm like, what just happened? Happen. Two completely healthy white teeth, but broken in half. And the roots were. And then I took a breath in, and I'm like, oh, no. And it was the worst pain I could ever imagine. And then I couldn't get into a dentist for three days because it was a Saturday. And they're like, we don't have emergency dentistry until Tuesdays. And I'm like, what?

[Chris]

Where's the emergency?

[Brady]

That's what I said. I didn't even know what that meant. So I just sit on the. I put. My dad had some old remedy. I've told you about it, where he just took bare aspirin. He's like, put it right directly on the nerve, which works, except for it burns a hole in it. So then you've got, like, this sore for the. It was the dumbest thing I've ever done, but it actually worked in moderation if you stuck it on there. But then the abscess thing happened. I broke my nose a while, and then I thought I had a sinus infection. It turned out I had the broken root of my tooth. And I told Brett that. And this is gross, but you swell up and your gums swell up.

[Chris]

All right.

[Brady]

I got a big bubble Bubble. And then it pops. Oh, I hope you're enjoying your breakfast this morning.

[Dave]

I did a little research.

[Brady]

Hold on. It pops in your mouth, and then it gushes pus in your mouth kind of unexpectedly. And that tastes the way poop smells.

[Chris]

Yep.

[Brady]

And then. And then you're eating that without any. You're spitting it out as much as you can. And I remember the whole thing just into my mouth all at once. Once. And I'm like. And it was like, swallowing. Not supposed to swallow it. It's poison. Yeah, it's. And I was eating sweetened sour shrimp from Pong Pong. Used to be on Price and Southern. He's eating Pong Pong. And. And it was. You know, it was the only thing I could eat that wasn't. And I realized that Pong Pong's food might be better with infected pus. And I started to have sort of a. I told Brett, I'm like, that's how I liked sweet and sour. And I associate that with the gross mouth. So every time I get sick, I crave Pong Pong. Sweet and sour shrimp, which I don't even know if Pong. I don't even know if Brady. I don't know if Pong Pong's gong Gong. Is it gone? Do you remember Pong Pong?

[Dave]

Yes.

[Brady]

Why? Pong Pong was bread. It was smaller than this.

[Dave]

I never went. But I know the name.

[Brady]

Well, of course you know Pong Pong. Nobody's gonna. You knew the name, though, and you stored it away. Because Pong Pong could just be somebody being silly about a panda.

[Dave]

You know, there's some legendary Asian restaurants. Pompom. Big Wong.

[Brady]

But Punk. Pong was not legendary or a restaurant. I don't even think it qualified as a restaurant. It was just a.

[Chris]

There's one still on Bell road and.

[Brady]

Okay, 33rd Avenue. Can't be related. Just a coincidence. That one. Pong Pong.

[Dave]

What?

[Brady]

No. No Pong Pong.

[John Holmberg]

I opened Pong Pong.

[Brady]

Like, there's no.

[Chris]

Yeah,

[Brady]

yeah. There's no franchises of Pong Pong. That guy just accidentally said the same thing. Another guy said Big Wongs. Two big in this room. No, there's only one.

[Chris]

Oh, wait a minute.

[Dave]

It's still there.

[John Holmberg]

Wait, Hong Kong.

[Brady]

Still there on Price and Southern?

[Chris]

Yeah, I believe so.

[Brady]

Jesus Christ. That's 50 years of Pong Pong. We got to celebrate. If they're still there, they're 50 years of Pong Pong. At least 40, because they were there

[John Holmberg]

when I was a kid.

[Brady]

Holy Smokes. Mark Stebbings, my fat friend, he got. He got me hooked on pong pong. He used to always say he'd look at me like he was addicted and just go. And, like, out of nowhere, just go, pong pong. And I'm like, what? That's it? Wow. No, that's not the right. That's not the same location because they. This was over. Where's that one?

[Chris]

That's on Price and Southern.

[Brady]

That might be it. I don't remember them having the. The southwestern tiles. Pong pong.

[Dave]

They updated the center.

[Brady]

They may have. Because I haven't been to pong pong in a long time. Yeah, that's exactly it. That's right off the freeway. Price and Southern. There it is. There's pong pong. Oh, how many years has punk pong's been. Now I want to go.

[Chris]

Maybe after we get off the show.

[Brady]

You know what? I'm gonna take you to lunch for pong pong and get that sweet and sour shrimp. It cures mouth abscess. Oh, yeah. There's nothing. There's not. There's not much worse as far as just immediate. I think it does. I think that pong pong.

[Dave]

Oh, hot and sour on there.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, don't mess with recipe, Brady.

[Chris]

Man, I've been eating that all week.

[Brady]

Go.

[John Holmberg]

Sweet sour shrimp. It make the pasta taste good.

[Brady]

That's how good pom pong is. It makes pus taste better. Oh, we could put this sauce on past.

[John Holmberg]

Really?

[Brady]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You make a sweet or sour past. Oh, we serve that.

[Brady]

And eating those shrimp, those. They were kind of. They were fried, you know, but it was that. It wasn't, like, crisp. So pong pong, I. I liked it, but it was almost doughy. They're batter.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, lightly batter. Like a woman who don't listen. Big joke.

[Brady]

But his pong pong was big into domestic violence. Always making the jokes. Oh, lightly bad ad tempura.

[John Holmberg]

Like my wife.

[Eric]

Shut up.

[Brady]

I pong pong.

[John Holmberg]

I pong pong you. I go lightly battered temporal wife.

[Chris]

So Don Rickles up there.

[Brady]

Yeah, he very good.

[John Holmberg]

Just quiet down, hockey puck. Where the polarox at?

[Brady]

And then I'm like, hard punk pong.

[John Holmberg]

No, sweet sour shrimp. So good at pong pong. Make pus taste better.

[Brady]

And it did. So if you get a pus break, you know what? We'll just doordash over some pong pong. What time does pong pong open? I open early for Brit pus.

[Chris]

Michael said I went to law school asu got Pong Pong special chicken all the time.

[Brady]

Hong Kong was awesome. I'm shocked that Pong Pong's still open. That seems like one of those places that you just remember. And for some reason it went away. But Pong Pong was dirty good. That was a place Brady would go.

[Eric]

I know about this little Chinese joint over here called Pong Pong.

[Brady]

He'd be like. And you'd see it and you'd be like, I'm not going in there. They had the paint on the wall.

[John Holmberg]

Kitty free pus tastes better with Pong

[Dave]

Pong refers to a tropical tree known as for its white scented flowers.

[Brady]

Beautiful Pong Pong.

[John Holmberg]

You call me, have food with us. Our sweet and sour sauce. We'll fix y' all pies.

[Dave]

Pong Pong.

[John Holmberg]

How about that?

[Brady]

Pong Pong is still there. Well be opens at 11. Did you already. Look, Brett, if your mouth still hurts and you're still here, we're gonna doordash over some Pong Pong. Make it quick.

[John Holmberg]

East medical emergency.

[Brady]

Pong Pong's still open. You like a fortune cookie? Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Are you even that kind of y'?

[Brady]

All? I'm.

[John Holmberg]

No, But I make them at home. Fortune say you're gross. Swallow your puss and get a tummy ache.

[Brady]

Oh, didn't think you'd wake up this morning with the radio talking about eating pus, did you?

[Chris]

No.

[Brady]

That's why radio's dying. These idiots on the air don't know what to talk about.

[Chris]

Plus, but this podcast.

[Brady]

This podcast is kicking ass. You talk about whatever you want, Chachi. PT didn't know whether the traffic of

[Eric]

the I have an umbrella at my house with my name on it.

[Chris]

And blow my mind while you're at it.

[Eric]

Yeah, that will blow my mind. Tell me what you did. My kids homework had a curse in it.

[Dave]

Tactical tactile.

[Brady]

Yeah. And then you got Mike. Broomhead is actually really good at what he does. Tactical. Tactical. Tactical. Broomhead Vance, Gnome Pablo, Rodeo Clown. That's. That's my Broomhead show. I miss all the. I just hear his keywords. Morning, Maryville. Pablo. Anyway. Yeah, well, I hope you get better back, because there's nothing there is not much worse than wandering around with toothpane. You know, up until the 1930s, the number one cause for suicide was dental pain.

[Chris]

Oh, I thought about it last night.

[Brady]

Yeah. Isn't that weird? It took until the 30s and 40s for people to stop killing themselves because going to the dentist was worse. The advancement in dentistry since I've been a Kid.

[Dave]

And then wasn't it as remarkable as a job too? Was a high rate.

[Brady]

Nobody liked them white walls. When I went to mcc, my friend Steve Miller. Not that one. And I went to a. Look, this is how you know you're wasting your parents money. We were in film classes at community college. The fact they even offered them. And I even said it. I'm like, nobody's ever gotten out of Mesa Community College's film school and cracked open the next, you know, Jurassic Park. We're not. We're idiots.

[Dave]

Who is that guy?

[Brady]

Nobody. There isn't one? No, there isn't one. It's D students from Dobson, Mountain View, Mesa. And it's just. It's losers who didn't apply themselves in high school like me. And then realized, I gotta go try school. So we went there, and the teacher, and I don't think they do this at usc, said, I want you guys to make a film. I ended up leaving this class. I didn't do it. But Steve kept going. And they give him a list, right? And the list they gave him was people who will invest in your movie. Because he wanted you to hire actors. He wanted you actually put a budget together that was part of the class. And he's like, and you need investors. That's what producers do. They go out and they find investors and they say, I need some money to make this movie. It's a good thing. You got an idea? Here's a script. It was all local dentists, phone numbers. And when he was pressed on like, dude, what are you doing giving out the. These people. Nobody talks to them. Nobody approaches. This is back in the, you know, 90s. Nobody approaches dentists because people hate dentists. Like, they just don't like going. So these guys have tons of money and nobody from the outside ever bothers them unless there's like a dental issue or they're cleaning or just an appointment. They don't have friends like that.

[Chris]

Why?

[Brady]

And he goes, we all sure enough, like, three of the kids in the class got funding from dentists who were

[John Holmberg]

just happy to get a call.

[Brady]

That's totally different now.

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[John Holmberg]

They gave you a list of people

[Brady]

who are like, nobody likes talking to these guys. They're the worst. Used to murder. Murder themselves. They just kill themselves because nobody liked them. And vice versa. If you had to go to the dentist like you did now in 1940, you'd have been like, I got two options. I can go to that butcher who's going to carve me open, or I can just kill Myself and put all this to rest.

[Chris]

I just went to Japan, jumped in one of those jab zeros and kamikaze.

[Brady]

Well, now I don't know. You joined the Japanese military.

[Chris]

What difference?

[Brady]

And blown up doesn't matter. You'd have. You've been on the wrong side of Pearl Harbor.

[John Holmberg]

I'm telling you what, come on over, Brett. We could use you.

[Chris]

As long as they give me some pong pong before I jump in that plane.

[Brady]

It's a great question, but Brett just might have had. I want to put this in fan fiction for this show I'm watching called don't touch it. This fan, the show called war that I'm watching starring Trump. Brett comes up with a great idea, a great idea. Let's put together some cruddy planes that only take off and we put terminally ill people who are like, I don't want to be around anymore. They want to self. But you're not allowed to kill them because you can't euthanize people or death row inmates. And we say kamikaze away boys. Now if they start coming at, well, we have to put them out like, you know, away from our stuff so they don't go rogue and then like turn it on us. This is a great idea.

[Chris]

Put a remote control in there where if they try to do something else, you just control it back in.

[Brady]

We make suicide bombers out of our people that aren't going to be society. Finally. Oh, this is a great plot twist.

[Chris]

Put all the pedos in there.

[Brady]

Oh, pedophile suicide bombers. No one's upset about this. Went into some moolah's house and just stand there and go thinning. Hi, is anybody here young. And it blows up. Ah, all the pedophiles. This is great.

[Chris]

Chris Hanson be their flight instructor.

[Brady]

How you doing? Yes.

[Dave]

All from a guy throwing out a term I haven't heard in years. I wanted to jump into a zero.

[Brady]

Yeah, I wanted to. Well, I gave him a time frame and he jumped on it. See, in the forties you could have. You'd have killed. You had to just. I just switched teams and bombed Pearl Harbor. I've not heard anyone in America ever say that. That's an insult to that 1000 year old man they drag out every year. Go sit by the boat that you almost died on and put your hat on. Do it. You're 108. What else are you gonna do? Shut up. A remarkable thing too, because with tooth pain came for me the draining of my. Because you're even the top. My sinuses above my eyelids swelled up.

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[Brady]

53342 morning sick my abscess and infection got so bad my entire sinuses got bad and I had to lay back because the doctor said this is very serious. Like this can drain in your it may drain into your eye sockets or your brain. You just be careful. And it drained back into the top of my scalp and swelled up my scalp. I had a puffy scalp. I remember my old the fatty tumor that grew under there is because it separated my skin from bone and my body filled that with fat deposits and then I got a lip home under there. Had to have that removed. So good luck with your tooth, Birch.

[Dave]

It was like a mini Jiffy Pop.

[Brady]

Yeah, like a dorsal fin.

[Chris]

Great idea, Juy. Now, now may I nominate the first people to get in there? Rachel and Karen. Oh, kamikaze army.

[Brady]

Oh, look, if it was personal, there's a ton of folks I would just start pulling out of the radio station.

[Dave]

You wouldn't have enough planes.

[Brady]

Oh yeah? Well, you don't have a big enough plane for Rachel.

[Chris]

C130.

[Brady]

Yeah, you got it. Yeah, and I don't know if she can load Babar the complaining emailer and her menopausal ass onto a plane. I'm not trusting a woman with menopause because at any moment she just won't take accountability and turn around and landed on her ex husband's house or something. That's true. Yeah. So yeah, you gotta. You gotta have a. Actually we. We put them in drones with extra like explosives wrapped all around them and then the drone flies. They don't have any control over it. They just have to sit on it or ride it like Slim Pickens did at the end of the bomb. Yeah. Oh man. All right. It's six o' clock and this, my friends, is the last day for the Metallica stuff disappear to the sphere. We've been giving you the code words for which is hard to but 10 days now, but we've been at this for a while and this is it. So get on it. Make sure you get every word you can as often as you can. We do one every hour and 6am is here right now. And the last 6am word to disappear to the sphere is Lulu.

[Chris]

Oh, I know.

[Brady]

Talk about going out with a bang. Lulu.

[Chris]

Give me a kamikaze.

[Brady]

That was a rough Metallica moment. Then hopefully you will hear nothing Lulu related because Lou Reed and oh, horrible album. But it's still part of their catalog and we have to acknowledge it. But you, I guarantee you that ain't gonna be at Sphere. They're not gonna do one song from that mess. They can keep that in their artistic back pocket and do that at parties. But not for us not paying thousands of dollars to hear Lulu songs. But it's the word for 6am and maybe it's the one time it'll be good. Is that you went and put Lulu in and it got you the win. So qualify yourself. That's how you register. Do it every hour. You guys. By the way, on our last day of this Metallica thing have absolutely erupted. Our our apps and our website numbers and everything else, which is the goal. The Bob's are thrilled. Larry just told me, he said we're like number one in the entire corporation for any sort of usage with the machines. You guys did a great job for us. And that's not because we're so much better than anything we've ever been. This is just a great prize. So participation is key and we appreciate everybody that's played along because it mainly takes those weasel knob bosses that work radio from the suit down and it shuts them up for a couple of weeks.

[Chris]

How strong our podcast is.

[Brady]

Podcast is super strong. It's doing really well, but nobody wants to hear from those. God, I want to use a terrible word. It's a TWA trainer. Those idiots that live up there and the Bobs. Ugh, yuck. The people who've wrecked this industry top to bottom. But they're quiet for at least a week until they get another research project in there. They don't know what they can't listen to anything and say that's good or that's not good.

[Eric]

We should analyze that. Fire three more people so we have money to see what's wrong with the stations.

[Brady]

Yeah, we fired a bunch of people. We used the money we would have done to pay them to do an analysis.

[Eric]

Why don't people like Phil Collins anymore?

[Brady]

Geez, I don't know, man.

[Eric]

This test says they do.

[Brady]

I don't know what to think.

[Eric]

I've got no idea.

[Brady]

Lulu.

[Chris]

Oh man. People are nominating people for our kamikaze flights.

[Brady]

Oh, okay.

[Chris]

Pearl in Paradise.

[Brady]

Pearl in paradise from the Fries. Making. Making their squad leaders make it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, they're good.

[Brady]

Yeah, they're. They're not. They're not admirals or generals. That goes to Menchaca and Nathan Sutherland and due to that puppy last year. But Pearl and Paradise are definitely people we'd wrap up and put in one of the drones. For those who don't remember, Pearl and Paradise were two cute girls who made Google eyes at a retarded boy who worked at Fries up in Scottsdale and then stole his wallet that. Well, they charmed it out of him. They tried to make him think he was, you know, he had a chance. And he took this special needs kid who's collecting carts up at Fries and they. They swindled him and he had a credit card and they ran it up. They were the original winners of the Nathan Sutherland s Heel of the year. Aw. Back 20, 21 or 2, something like that.

[Eric]

Yeah.

[Brady]

We've had to be. Put those champs on those planes. Yeah. And we could do like a full, you know, those full squadron. You know, we could do. We don't even need like a plane. Like take all these decommissioned like American Airlines ones. Just make passenger planes, modify and show them, drone them up, throwing them and shoot them over there and just blow them up 911 style and see how those guys like it.

[Dave]

You don't have to waste the batteries on it. You could just tow them and then glide.

[Brady]

We just put those floaty things like

[Dave]

wind, flight, let it glide.

[Brady]

Those Alaska things that the planes land on. Water. Yeah. Put that and drag it over behind A like, imagine Iran, would they be. Why are they bringing a fleet of American Airlines 747s from the 70s over? Yeah, we're gonna. We're gonna throw these at you. Full of pedophiles. Hopefully a few of them live.

[Chris]

Epstein's plane sitting there doing nothing. Might as well use that thing up.

[Brady]

It's rotting.

[Dave]

Yeah, they're like pedo jart.

[Brady]

Pedo charts. Like one of the better band names ever. And also effective.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Why don't you just dangle them like some sort of kid's mobile under a real plane and then just drop planes on them filled with pedophiles. We solve all sorts of. Christine Ohm would still have a job if she'd listened to us. That's a great idea. Logical, but it is a great idea. Speaking of war, last night Fox did something and my buddy Mender back in Chicago, we've been talking back and forth and about war in the show and where it's going to go and how many new characters are they revisited. A thing that was asked back in January where Peter Doocy, Fox News correspondent, asked Donald Trump after the Venezuela things back in January. He got that Maduro guy right out of his house in Venezuela and everything's going to change. Ever think about doing that to Putin and Trump wasn't real? Like, no. Like, the answer to that is no, it's no. Venezuela is one thing. Russia, a midnight raid to steal Putin, that's a different animal. But Trump didn't like, oh, no, that's silly. He kind of, you know, did a Trump answer. But back to Venezuela, they started to replay that question last night. Like Fox is trying to nudge that forward a little bit. It that I'm not for at all. You don't do that to a nuclear power.

[John Holmberg]

That was a bad idea.

[Brady]

But if war's gonna go that direction, Holy smokes, is this show about to get great.

[Chris]

Give me my popcorn.

[Brady]

Oh, holy smokes.

[Dave]

Did you see all those shows? Like the, the Americans or something was like, hey, the vibe is they want Putin out. They want a new guy in him. Can you help us out, Brady?

[Brady]

This show I'm watching, it's actually happening. Yeah, yeah. You're watching Kerry Russell. I'm watching the actual people in charge. And he said that. Anybody else think Peter Doocy might be gay? Me and Mender. Do you ever see him think asking questions? He's got a little thing going anyway. And he loves when Trump gives him Peter Doocy.

[Eric]

I like when you ask questions, Peter.

[Brady]

You're real good at asking questions. Thanks, Mr. President. I have one question for you though.

[Eric]

Do you think you could just go

[Brady]

into Putin's house in the middle of the night and sweep him out of bed? I think we could. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. The answer to that is no.

[John Holmberg]

There's a quick, easy.

[Brady]

I don't care how nuts you might be, the answer is no. Yeah, Peter Doocy has. He gives me a little bit of the, that's not the gay vibe. He's got that Duracell battery people hair.

[Dave]

No kidding.

[Brady]

He's great at his job, I hear.

[John Holmberg]

But they started to replay that last

[Brady]

night and I'm like, oh, we're not done with this one yet. Let's, let's finish off the Iranians and then later we'll talk about if we're going to go sweep Putin out of bed at 2 in the morning. I don't like this. And then last night. All right, and then there's another thing. I just don't understand how. First off, The headline will tell you everything. You know, Iranian women soccer fans show support for Trump as they appear to pivot on the national anthem. They all went Kaepernick on the national anthem as evidently Iranian women can play soccer. I didn't think from everything I've been told, they're barely allowed out of the house. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

What do they have?

[Brady]

They can't be. If you see more than their eyes, you get stoned to death. That's what I think. But they said the Iranian soccer team for women appeared to kind of pivot from a silent stance at the women's Asia Cup Thursday. I'm sure that's a credibly well attended event. Yeah. And they sang the national anthem before their match against Australia. They didn't win, but they voiced support for us and they did a salute. But they wear like these full on headgear and head to toe uniforms. I think they should get a goal for that. It should start one nothing.

[Dave]

Or a couple of penalty kicks.

[John Holmberg]

Yes, you get, yeah, you get it.

[Brady]

You get an extra attempt at something because Allah makes it so these broads can't even like, they gotta be, they gotta be in their period outfits, you know, and the girls around the house, which wears her sweats and her. And she looks at you like I'm just gonna be uncomfortable for a couple

[Dave]

of days or get together with the clerics or something. Say, you know, they could, can. Yeah, they can go without it for.

[Eric]

To compete.

[Brady]

Call Nike. No, they can't. I know. Hates lady skin. Hates lady Skin. You're a. If your ankles pop loose. Can't do that. That. That's a religion I'd never get behind.

[Dave]

Imagine what if they put beards on

[Brady]

them and you know, made them in eventually. They did that a lot. But there they are. Look at what they're wearing.

[Chris]

Those are chicks.

[Dave]

It's tighter.

[Eric]

And here's the other.

[Dave]

It's a tighter head guard.

[Eric]

Like, who's funding this?

[Brady]

Where's Iran get its funding? And I know they've got oil and stuff, but they've got a women's soccer team. I don't think it's as bad over there as they're leading on.

[Chris]

Those are chicks.

[Brady]

Well, come on.

[Dave]

Goalie looks.

[Brady]

Solid goalie looks.

[Chris]

Goalie's a better looking.

[Brady]

One of the most. Goalie is the strongest looking girl. Some Iranian chicks could be pretty hot, but not on that team. Well, come on.

[Dave]

There's one in the back row. That's definitely a dude. 13.

[Brady]

Well, there's a couple of them that are on. We're not guys. We're not here to sexualize. The Iranian women's soccer team.

[Chris]

There's nothing to sexualize.

[Brady]

Right. We're just surprised they exist. Can we remain surprised they exist? It just doesn't seem like they should be a thing. With all I hear about Iran and its oppressive nature and they. But they put a lady side. They funded a women's soccer team. It just doesn't seem.

[Dave]

That's just a. I don't believe that's a real team.

[Brady]

That's off brand. That's out of character for Iran to say. I love. When do they celebrate? Is it on their tv? The women whores have won the rightless cricket. People of Iran have won it.

[Dave]

You're not allowed to watch.

[Brady]

No, you can't watch them running and achieving. That would give you ideas that maybe women can do stuff. I'm always of the idea that Iran, like you, if you're a woman, you just kind of hide all the time. Maybe I'm wrong, but they got a

[John Holmberg]

soccer team and that goes against everything

[Brady]

that women are supposed to be in that religion, which is completely docile. And let's not make noise here. Let's just zip it. You know, you're gonna start piping up and staying. You know, next thing you know, if you've got women's sports, you know what follows that real quick, lesbian stuff. You can't have a good soccer team.

[John Holmberg]

That's all heterosexual.

[Brady]

There's a. They're going to get some heated rivalry action going on. That Day there's going to be some temptation. Of course, then they find out that they're gay. On top of, from everything I know about Iran, that ends poorly as well. The Iranian female soccer team missing. Yeah, they're not going home. Luckily for them, during all this mess, they're out there playing Australian soccer in some cup again. That's a tough out. They're not gonna lose too often because their next stop is Tehran and they get to go home.

[Chris]

Volleyball team isn't that great either.

[Brady]

Volleyball team has to wear all the garbage.

[Chris]

We get everything. And they got. Man, they got scuba gear on.

[Brady]

What do they do when they watch the Olympics over in Iran? Like, oh, God, is that her butt cheek? They just get on that carpet and start screaming easter. What do they think of us in the Olympics? Horse. Horse. Look at the horse. No wonder they want to kill us. They dress their women up like that just to play volleyball. We got together with Nike and Adidas and we made you non outfits like the rest of the world wears. Yeah, they're in full. Like, they look like scuba diversity.

[Dave]

Yeah. Kind of cool. Nike, you know. Are they nil Deal?

[Brady]

Well, they might have gotten a little extra money to, but I don't think that they're selling a lot of that over at Shields. Yeah, they're not like the Iranian section at Dick's, do they? You got to go special order on that one.

[Dave]

Yeah, they're. They're making their own car.

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[Brady]

Holmberg's morning sickness. They seem pretty happy. It's the opposite of everything I think of. Smile or I'll kill you, whore. Hug the other whore. But don't be dykey about it.

[Chris]

That tall one's not bad.

[Brady]

Yeah, the tall one looks okay. Act like you have friends and it like when you go home you will not be beaten with their other wives lives. That's what I think.

[Dave]

That is surprising because that's very.

[Brady]

It's a lesbian thing.

[Dave]

Western too.

[Brady]

Like with volleyball.

[Eric]

Yeah, they practice that.

[Brady]

I just. It's me again. It's me.

[Chris]

Isn't there a lot of sand there? They should be.

[Brady]

All right. All right. That's not a sand volleyball team. That's an indoor volleyball. Yes, there's a lot of sand. But that is. You know. I don't understand what I've been. I've been taught the propaganda of Iran. Yeah, See look.

[Chris]

They got sand.

[Dave]

Volume.

[Brady]

Brad. I'm not saying. Well, they're going to utilize the fact that they're mostly sand. I'm sure they have a beach volleyball team. But even I think to myself there's very few family because of propaganda and what I've been taught. I don't think of some family in Tehran going, let's go grab the igloo cooler. We're going to the beach. Like I just don't see them. All I think of them doing is

[Dave]

just in multiple teams. My daughter plays for the Goats.

[Chris]

They're playing the US and they pixelated in there.

[Brady]

Pixelate out the horse from the United States 1. Is that an Iranian website? It's something.

[Chris]

I don't see a Brett.

[Brady]

How did you find that?

[Chris]

It's skeptics Stack exchange.

[Dave]

Just so you know. Okay, that's. That's an Egyptian player. That's it is playing. Yeah.

[Brady]

How do you know?

[Chris]

Oh, I guess it says up there. Oh, right there. Okay.

[Brady]

Either way.

[Chris]

But their tweet says that this is censorship in Iran. So I guess that photo was ran in Iran.

[Brady]

So they have one of our volleyball players that wears the bikini and thong up against.

[Dave]

They're okay with the Egyptian.

[Brady]

I wonder if I.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

I wonder if Iranians beat Off to the pixelated us.

[Chris]

Oh, you can see on TV back

[Brady]

in the day, back when you should.

[Dave]

Yeah, look at that tease on this little.

[Brady]

No, we can see it, Brady. We're aware of that.

[Dave]

I wasn't.

[Brady]

Brett and I grew up in a time where you actually could beat off to stuff like that.

[Chris]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

But across from her is a lady who just left a blizzard and she's playing beach volleyball. I just don't.

[Chris]

You know what?

[Brady]

That's on me. That's a hundred percent on me. To think that they don't have anything modern at all. That they just sit and pound, you know, anvils with giant hammers all day and scream death to America and there's no fun at the beach. And I don't really think of them as watery types. You know, the folks that fish, they probably go fishing just like us. There's probably bass boats in Iran. Think of that. Then they're gonna show you that on tv. We were bass fishing when the bombs dropped. Somebody's bass fishing.

[Chris]

They're out there playing cornhole and smoking some wine.

[Brady]

They've got a weekend. They're smoking good. Like, there's a Brady of Iran.

[Eric]

How are you?

[Brady]

Come on in.

[Eric]

My goat and my, my green egg.

[Brady]

There's a guy with a green egg and a TV on his patio.

[Dave]

Yeah, I mean, they have to take the tripod out of the truck to fit the green egg in.

[Brady]

Well, yeah, well, yeah, you got to get your. Your 50C.

[John Holmberg]

This is.

[Brady]

You're going back to the propaganda. There's a family who have an Iranian Escalade that loads up with umbrellas and beach balls and igloo coolers and Brady's there and. And.

[Eric]

Yo, Halah, you want to take neighbor Caitlyn? She'd drive her over if we take her to Santiago.

[Brady]

They have a San Diego. They've got a kick ass beach.

[Chris]

They're picking Iranian strawberries over there, too.

[Brady]

Yeah. Having the time of their lives with Iranian Brady.

[Dave]

Don't have to worry about sunblock.

[Eric]

That was a nice day. Thanks, Allah. What a beautiful beach day here in Iran. It's good to be Iranian, don't you think? Oh, I saw your ankle.

[Brady]

Sorry.

[Eric]

I gotta. Sorry about that. I have to tell the kids now. I saw one of your mother's ankles. I had to kill it.

[Brady]

That's my perception of Iran. But there's an Iranian Brady who's telling Iranian dad jokes and running around doing green eggs.

[Eric]

And I put it in the smoker. Put the goat and the dog in the smoker. Gonna have some people over to watch Tehran State take on Michigan goat ribs.

[Brady]

Yeah, I didn't mean to excite you. You can calm down. I know that. You don't need to go down the menu for the sake of the joke. Just run with goat meat. You're good. Let's not get you.

[Eric]

Put a little mint sauce on that.

[Chris]

People want Iranian Brady in the square.

[Brady]

Well, Iranian Brady's a thing. I'm not sure we can flesh that out by the time 9:30 rolls around, but we'll see.

[Eric]

You guys want to come by, watch little football? Bring your wives, make sure they're covered head to toe because I'll throw up on those whores if they come in any other way. You guys wanna. Hey, look over there. Roosted a pig. I'm just kidding. That would be against. Yeah. Anyway, I'm gonna go pray for a little bit. Got five of those.

[Brady]

They're out there. They're just hanging out.

[Eric]

Kirby Derbs, you get to drive that Mustang around. People are gonna start noticing your ankles. You know what happens next.

[Brady]

I want to play Iranian soccer, dad.

[Eric]

Ah, no girl of mine's gonna be playing that. Gonna get you a sex change. Make you the proper Iranian girl.

[Brady]

In the pool, swimming around. Just everything Brady does at his house. Standing outside. And Iranians are going by on the backs of their donkeys. Oh, great. Moradi is outside. I had getting his mail. I. There's no.

[Eric]

Hey, neighbor.

[Brady]

Oh, Christ.

[Dave]

Tent flaps open.

[Brady]

If I've ever wanted. If I ever wanted America to get us now, please pray for bomb so I can.

[Eric]

How's it going there? Hey, nice sandals.

[Brady]

Yes, thank you, Brady.

[Eric]

I have to.

[Brady]

I'm in a hurry. I have to go to the hole in the ground to take giant hole in the ground.

[Eric]

I have one of those too, you know. Mine backed up a little bit of cold. Eric over there from Precision Plumbing of Iran popped by. Spent a couple hours chat with him about his weekend.

[Brady]

Yes. Yes, you do very good about this.

[Eric]

I didn't realize it was time to hala Holla.

[Chris]

Does Iranian Brady have a restaurant called Godopolis?

[Eric]

Godopolis. Come on down. As if the rainy morning show wake up to run.

[Dave]

Hello.

[Brady]

Anyway, I don't think of them having girl sports at all. Oh, I don't even want American girl sports in a couple of areas, let alone imagine putting money down to go watch female Iranian soccer in Tehran. Two, please. Yes, too the. Me and my wife want to watch Iranian girls soccer. I know, I know. Everybody's wado from Star Wars. What you are Jedi. Sorry. I'm off on my own Cartoonish.

[Dave]

Eventually, you know you want. You bring your daughter there to get

[Brady]

excited about to try to soccer. You can do anything.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Brady]

We tell you you can get the youth leagues. Yeah. Like you are a strong and powerful woman. I'm kidding. Now lay down for the man I will present to you at age 9.

[Eric]

We are trading you.

[Brady]

Yes. She still has soft spot on head. She's still valuable to man. Her bone structure is not done yet. Give her to someone good. We need dowry of goat. That's how I picture them. Evidently they're over there playing girls soccer and going to the beach. We wrecked a couple beach weekends, but I think we all feel that way about her. And if I told you the picture I ran right now you're not picturing and smokers and barbecues and restaurants and beach weekends. Igloo cooler like if you're in Tehran. Do you think. Do you think if I said hey Brady, I'm going to drop in Tehran, I need you got an hour to find an igloo cooler and fill it with delicious snacks. If anything. If anybody could do it, it's you.

[John Holmberg]

But I. I don't you first thing you'd say to me is they don't

[Eric]

have coolers in Iran.

[Dave]

I don't think right now there'd be a lot of potholes in there right now. Like giant.

[Brady]

Yeah, well, sure. Now I'm saying even before the way you picture Iran, you're not thinking you can just run down to the store, grab a cooler and spend a weekend at the lake. We're going jet skiing. That does like you don't think they

[John Holmberg]

do they have a jet ski dealership

[Brady]

probably, but we would never know that.

[Chris]

Get a bag of Kingsford charcoal, grill up that goat. You know, have a great weekend.

[Eric]

I got it.

[Dave]

Heading to the lake for the weekend.

[Eric]

Go to the lake for 4th of August.

[Brady]

I don't know what they celebrate, right.

[Eric]

Going out for four the day and we're going to lake.

[Brady]

What are you going to Goat Fest.

[Eric]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brady]

They like 21 pilots.

[Eric]

Well, 14 pilots now, but

[Brady]

two pilots

[Eric]

they call them going to the big show over there by the ballpark.

[Dave]

21 Virgin.

[Eric]

21 Virgin is a good. It's a good band. They're playing over arena and we're going

[Brady]

to knock that down, which means they have Iranian girls soccer, which means there's a halftime, which means they have halftime shows.

[Dave]

Does Red Panda still go over there?

[Brady]

Probably. She does everything anywhere for the money. Red Panda will spin. She'll Stand up and put bowls on her head anywhere in the world. All right, I'm gonna start doing some research because evidently they're not just what I think of the propaganda. They actually have barbecues and jet skis. There are jet skis. There's so much oil. You know there's dudes with jet skis. Oh yeah. Because when they come here, they're all in on jet skis and boats. So they, they're familiar with it. But in my brain over there, nope, never seen a boat dealership. There's no kind of lifted trucks over in Tehran.

[Dave]

There's lake homes over there that we could look at.

[Brady]

Brett. Yeah, the dude that lifted trucks is like this 2024 Bronco is nice, huh? It comes with. We did custom interior, put the to lift on a 37 inch BF Goodrich tires. And then here's where the Turret goes and the 50 caliber.

[Dave]

But he's like, I'm not sure because gas right now is 25 cents a gallon.

[Brady]

It's very expensive. It's the, it's the heaviest it's ever been. God damn Trump. Anyway, so. But someday our gas prices will be back down to penny. They use our money, but yeah, I don't picture him having a lifted trucks. Like there's not one dude out there with a Bro Dozer. If it is, they're gonna, they're gonna outfit it with weaponry. I gotta really change my perceptions of the rest of this world. I'm fairly stuck in my Americanism and I'm proud of it.

[Chris]

Nothing wrong with that.

[Brady]

I agree, Brett. Goddamn right. Wave the flag. You know what I saw yesterday? I was at lunch, saw a guy with a shirt on. And it's the tip. It's awesome. Right now I'm feeling good about it. I was over at Twin Peaks looking at boobies with my friend Dean and the girls walking around their boobies. And a guy walked by with a shirt that said these colors don't run. Had the American flag on it. And on the back of his shirt it says they reload. The colors don't run, Brady. They reload. We shoot you twice.

[Chris]

There's open house and oh, they've got a Zillow. Yeah.

[Brady]

Oh my God.

[Dave]

There's five grand a month.

[Brady]

Wow. $5,000 a month to live in Tehran.

[Dave]

You got the other one's 1900.

[Chris]

Well, yeah, that's.

[Brady]

That's reasonable.

[Dave]

Oh, that's. Yeah.

[Brady]

Apartment in Tehran.

[Chris]

How about two bath, two car garage, marble floors.

[Brady]

Yeah. I don't picture it. And I'm sure it's there. I just thought. That's not my first thought. I have jet ski. For what? We go up to lake. No, no, no, no, no. Nobody in Tehran goes to the lake.

[Dave]

You pull that with your eye rock.

[Brady]

Yeah, we have sand dunes. The whole place is sand dunes. Of course you have sand dunes. These are for Iranian purposes. Fairly well decorated houses on the zillow of Tehran that Brett found. You're going to jail, by the way. Way.

[Chris]

It's company computer. Don't care.

[Brady]

You know you're gonna be coming here for Mike. They always. They're telling us right now that we have to fill out their. I'm driving them nuts. John, you haven't done your fishing expedition that we sent you. And I'm like, I didn't recognize who sent it. Well, it was a lady from our it, but. Yeah, but you told me never to open emails from people you don't know. Well, now you know. Like that's what you said the fish people would say. That they would. That they'd contact you and say, please open that thing. I'm not opening it. You have to get it done by Friday. I see the test here. I'm going to pass it by not opening it and doing what you say.

[Chris]

Nice pad here.

[Eric]

Yeah, not bad.

[Brady]

Tehran doesn't look so bad.

[Eric]

Yeah,

[Brady]

that's nice.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Brady]

How much is that?

[Dave]

One heated towel rack.

[Brady]

Jeez, the floors are probably heated too. Oh, it's got one of those electric toilets. I've always heard they poop in holes and wipe with their left hand. That's beautiful. Oh, look at the views of downtown Tehran.

[Dave]

They have trees.

[Brady]

They do. I didn't. The trees with leaves. I always thought they'd been blown to bits. How about that?

[Chris]

What a gorgeous apartment. Three grand a month. Nice crib, four bedroom, two and a half bath.

[Brady]

You are so on a list right now.

[Chris]

Yeah, I don't care. My head hurts.

[Brady]

Looking at houses in Tehran.

[Chris]

My head hurts.

[Dave]

Clean it up.

[Chris]

Don't care.

[Brady]

Yeah, you're in enough pain that it's like, come get.

[Chris]

Fine, send me over there. These places look pretty good.

[Brady]

We already know.

[Dave]

Check out some. I mean, news people over there in the hotel.

[Brady]

Time out. Yeah, but they're in Tel Aviv. We're not even paying attention. He said his tooth pain in the 40s would have. He'd have swapped sides. 20 minutes later he's looking at apartments in Iran.

[John Holmberg]

Like this dude switches profile from tooth pain.

[Brady]

Good crap.

[Dave]

Christ.

[Brady]

Anyway, at 6:28, Brett needs a wake up song. Call Gummo and help him out. 5859800 I'm only a tooth pain. Brett. While he. There's a pool too. I'm going swimming. Who's with me? We'll play a little volleyball. Have good pool day. Get some sun. Watching tv. I don't care.

[Chris]

Furniture in this too.

[Brady]

Watching like Love is blind. Island Love is blind. And so is my wife because I threw bleach in her eyes for looking at other men. Anyway, give us a Wake up song. 585-9800. A good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98 KUP.

[John Holmberg]

Wake Up.

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