03-07-25 - FULL SHOW - FRIDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: 03-07-25 - FULL SHOW - FRIDAY - Holmberg's Morning Sickness 98 KUPD
Release Date: March 7, 2025
Host/Authors: John Holmberg, Brady Bogan, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo

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Introduction and Weather Update

The show kicked off with the hosts discussing the rare and substantial rainfall in Arizona after over a year without significant rain. Brady Bogan shared his frustrating experience with faulty windshield wipers, highlighting the unexpected challenges the rain brought to the typically dry valley. Brett Vesely and Dick Toledo joined in, sharing their own anecdotes about dealing with the sudden downpour and the resulting traffic issues.

Notable Quote:
Brady Bogan at [01:13]: "I just fell off the first whip when it started... It's like inflatable men outside a car dealership wiping my window."

Listener Interaction and Controversial Feedback

A significant portion of the show centered around an angry listener's email, where the host was accused of promoting misogyny and pedophilia. The listener expressed strong displeasure with the show's content and threatened to rally others against it. The hosts responded defensively, dismissing the accusations and making counter-accusations.

Key Points:

• The listener criticized the show for misogynistic remarks and inappropriate content.
• Hosts engaged in a heated exchange, with Brady Bogan defending his stance and attacking the listener's credibility.
• The conversation highlighted tensions between the show's comedic style and audience sensitivities.

Notable Quote:
Brady Bogan at [06:26]: "She can't go away, lose 25% of our audience."

School Closures and “Snow Day” Announcements

In a humorous segment, the hosts simulated the authority to close local schools due to the unexpected rain. They creatively listed various Arizona schools, declaring them closed for a "snow day," much to the amusement and skepticism of listeners.

Notable Quote:
Brady Bogan at [16:20]: "Closing schools is the best clothes in schools. And sex dolls. Not listening to broads and, oh, it's just the best."

Discussions on Technology and Social Issues

The conversation shifted towards the topic of AI-generated sex dolls, with the hosts expressing mixed feelings. While some joked about the practicality and implications of such technology, others critiqued societal trends and gender relations.

Key Points:

• Debate on the role and perception of AI in personal relationships.
• Hosts shared opinions on modern inventions and their impact on human interactions.

Pet Adoption and Community Engagement

Towards the end of the show, the hosts promoted local pet adoption efforts, highlighting specific dogs in need of homes. They encouraged listeners to support animal shelters and consider giving abandoned pets a loving home.

Notable Quote:
Brady Bogan at [25:55]: "Salute to Scout, everybody. And give your dogs a little cookie extra for Scout."

Entertainment and Music Segments

The latter part of the show featured light-hearted discussions about movies, music, and local events. The hosts shared their thoughts on recent films, upcoming sports events, and amusing anecdotes related to entertainment.

Key Points:

• Reviews and opinions on recent and upcoming movies.
• Commentary on local sports, particularly basketball tournaments.
• Humorous takes on various entertainment topics.

Closing Remarks

As the show concluded, the hosts reflected on the day's events, reiterated their support for community initiatives, and bid farewell to their listeners. Despite the challenges discussed, the overall tone remained upbeat and engaging.

Notable Quote:
Brady Bogan at [75:53]: "Salute to Scout, everybody. And give your dogs a little cookie extra for Scout... Salute to Scout."

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Conclusion
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness combined humor with candid discussions on unexpected weather, social issues, and community engagement. While the hosts maintained their signature entertaining style, interactions with listeners revealed underlying tensions regarding the show's content. Overall, the episode offered a blend of light-hearted banter and serious topics, catering to a diverse Arizona audience.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

Still streaming Homberg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com Good morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Friday. It's 5:45. It's the Morning Sickness. My name's John. There's Brady, there's Brett. Big Dick Toledo's here as well. And you're gonna find out like I did a lot of you. We didn't have rain for over a year now. Substantial rain in the valley. And your windshield wipers probably don't work.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, here we go again.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, man, those things. I just fell off the first whip when it. Oh, geez. They just whipped up. Now it looks like cheerleader tassels. I had to take side streets to get here, so I didn't get behind. I was behind a dump truck getting onto the 51, a garbage truck, and it started to just mist up on my window. My. It's just. It's. It's. I might as well have had one of those inflatable men outside of a car dealership wiping my window. It was. Nothing was happening.

[Dick Toledo]

So if you can get someone to.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll get you. And you and Brad's got a few hours to kill. Get on down there and help out. But you will find out the hard way. So if you have a garage or covered parking or whatever, when you get in there before you pull out to the rain, give yourself a little, you know, Windex squirt there with that button. And if that doesn't get cleaned off, you don't stand a chance.

[Brett Vesely]

Stay home.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, if it makes that noise, you're done. Cross your window, you're in it, you're finished, and just stay home. Call it in. Yeah, call it in. You've got sick days. It's March. If you've used them by now, you're dying of something. If you've used up all your sick days already. So, yeah, just call it and it's not worth it. I was just laughing the whole time. Thank God for Dr. Jay Schwartz, because if this was a couple years ago and I was. It was already like I was looking through a wet window. Now I got my. At least my eyes are clear so I can see through it. It was. It was a treat. So just kind of do the test before you leave. This morning. I did not. Just learned hard.

[Dick Toledo]

There'll be those streaks where it looks like. I think the rubber from the wiper just goes off on the windshield.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, the rubber is. Yeah, that's what happened. Like, the first swipe by, they. The rubber just peeled off of the top and bottom of each one. Luckily, the center part stayed and created a nice little, like, midline. Almost like I'm looking through one of those old Abrams tanks. You get a ducking. Yeah, I got a little hole I can peek through. So I made it. I'm good. But if it keeps raining all day, I got problems on my hands. So. I haven't even had my Jeep for the last two months because they had to replace a whole bunch of stuff. I had the death wobble.

[Brett Vesely]

Are you driving Blackie today?

[Brady Bogan]

Got. Yeah, I got Blackie back a couple days ago. So I put Blackie in. Back in the rotation. Right. Didn't even think Black. He's been, you know, non operational for two months. So. Last time I drove Blackie was probably end of summer anyway, because whitey goes into action when the cold weather starts. White, he's got a better heater for some reason. I don't know why Blackie rolls out. His windshield wipers are toast. And then dawned on me. Last time I had the windshield wipers replaced was you two knobs. And that was 2021.

[Dick Toledo]

Quality installation.

[Brady Bogan]

It was not quality.

[Brett Vesely]

Look how long it lasted.

[Brady Bogan]

Amazing. Yeah, well, three rainstorms in that period of time. They croaked up. Pretty hilarious, though. And by the way, that was 2021. You guys didn't replace my windshield wipers. I didn't get them replaced again until, like, 2022 didn't even need to.

[Brett Vesely]

We listened to that.

[Brady Bogan]

You did nothing. It was April of 2021 when we discovered Brady's not taller than the front end of the Jeep. And Brett is the most useless handy car guy you've ever met in your life.

[Brett Vesely]

I had a broken wing.

[Brady Bogan]

So did I. And. And I still did more than you. Mine wasn't moved. I don't know what Brady's excuse was outside of just m. Curse of God, to be the height he is. Not have to. He couldn't reach the windshield. Oh, here we go. I got an angry lady that just had me. An angry lady. Oh, I know this woman.

[Dick Toledo]

What got her? What got her?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, she gets mad at everything. She gets mad at everything. All right, I haven't read this yet. Said, hey, miserable man of the morning show. It just happened upon your foul show this morning. I wanted to enlighten you a bit. I wouldn't normally give this misogynistic crap the time of day. You listen every day and email 10, 12 times a day. I've blocked you. I. This person emails so often, I just clicked trash can. She's. By the way, thank you. You've won once again our most loyal and dedicated listener award for the secretary. I know who you are. I would normally give this misogynistic crap time of day, but I just wanted to enlighten your brain. Your small brain. She can insult me all day. That's fine. She can't take it though. I'm speaking for most women when I say you pigs can have your AI generated women. Here we go. Instead of blaming women for your miserable lives and relationships, why don't you look in the mirror? Maybe then you'll see you're the problem. Women are swearing off men like you because they aren't doing their fair share. We are looking for partners who see them as their equal and not property. This is man. Are you an advertisement for AI broads? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah with that squeaky voice. Maybe if you open up your archaic and stupid mind and think about your partner once in a while, then they may want to sleep with you again. Nobody ever said anything we're not getting. It's the stuff after. It's the stuff in between the sleeping together. But then again, maybe not because you guys obviously have small, small genitalia. Ooh, do it, Brady burnt. Sizzle, sizzle. I hope you guys have a blast with your sex dolls along with your four listeners. We have four listeners and we're that high in the ratings. What does ChatGPT have if we're only have four listeners and we're this far in the number one.

[Dick Toledo]

My, she can't go away lose 25% of our audience.

[Brady Bogan]

This broad? Yeah, we can't lose her. She's the most important listener we've got. Leah, I know who you are. Not not. I am Steve. Us women are having lots of sex and babies with men who have evolved more brains than you have. We go ahead and have sex and babies. I think that's the whole point of the AI Doll. And by the way, I didn't write the article. I was reading an article by a woman saying, have you noticed that men are inventing sex dolls? We can't get mad about it. We have to start doing better. Why in the world would they not be offended by that? I didn't say a sex doll is appealing for a second, but do you not see that if you're. You're. If they're inventing a new morning show host robot down the hall, and I don't look at it as an insult to me. I'm not doing myself any favors. No, this one says, feeling like the sex doll thing. I'm going to do what I can do. And with the 800 people that I know here in Arizona and another 15, we're going to go ahead and push to get John Holmerg's disgusting, sickening morning show off the air. It's garbage. He promotes pedophilia. I do. He talks bad about our president and leader of the country, and therefore, I'm off the radio.

[Dick Toledo]

Hmm.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. I've never spoken ill of any other president, ever. Ever. Biden wasn't an idiot. A doddering old fool. I never said that. And your president promotes pedophilia. I'm gonna need some examples.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know why they're calling us misogynistic. I mean, Dale, yesterday was. Tell us all about Julia Roberts movies. I mean, come on. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

By the way.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

As a homosexual, I don't care what you broads think. Go ahead. Of course I'm misogynistic. You've. You've ruined it.

[Brett Vesely]

Anyway, here's a. Here's another woman's opinion.

[Brady Bogan]

They get mad at that AI Thing. Oh, the other side. Huh?

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, quickly.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow. That was fast. Ha ha ha. Dumb broad.

[Brett Vesely]

And I didn't write this, but are.

[Brady Bogan]

You sure this is Brett language here? I love when you tell us to call our man a juror and stay off the road. Yeah, I used to do that a lot when it would rain, but I found it to be too misogynistic. And I. And we used to do rainy day recipes so the ladies would stay home. It says my manager. I stay up the road. I'll put on my apron and cook my husband a dinner he deserves. What a bra burning bitch just emailed you. That's from an awesome woman named Melissa Miller. Yep. I. I didn't say I was for or against the doll. I would use the sex doll. But I'm saying if they Started to invent. If women started to build man sex dolls, you think we wouldn't. We wouldn't be like, hey, what's going on over there? And that's all that lady's article yesterday was about. She's like, ladies, have you noticed that in Japan, 80 companies are rolling out lifelike sex dolls and they're working real hard to get more and more and more of them. Is there something we're doing wrong? Is there something we can do better? There's nothing wrong with thinking that way. Why is it misogynistic if call the Japanese misogynistic? I'm not building any sex dolls. But then they're the.

[Dick Toledo]

We're not trying to rip down, you know, just make your stories better. Have more sex.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

You know, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Shut up and blow me is what I'm saying. I mean, that's not misogynistic, is it? Best part is I wish you'd just shut up, have less opinions and blow me more. Why am I being called a misogynist?

[Dick Toledo]

This is we're all order.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I think it's weird. I'm pretty simple to solve. I'm not a Rubik's Cube. All my colors are the same. White. I'm not like that. Not in a racist way. Excuse me, mister. Yeah, the colors would be white. Yeah, that did sound bad. Maybe she's got a point with that stuff. But yeah. All I'm saying is you twist twice and you've got me.

[Brett Vesely]

The best part about the AI doll is it's not going to write an annoying bitch letter like that. So, you know, I mean.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Brett, you're selling me on this. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

You're pushing it closer.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, I don't want to sound like I'm judging her, but this dirty lesbian is constantly emailing me about what she thinks, this and that and the other. Anyway, it's like you're being. I'm going to make you happy. You listen to me. Things that seem fun to you, aren't. You stop saying that. They're fun, you jerk. Or you hate all women? No, I just hate women like you.

[Dick Toledo]

We good? Let's go have some fun.

[Brady Bogan]

Let's go to dinner tonight. You buy it? You don't do anything around here. What I want, Ladonna, I just wanna. You're buying dinner for me. What'd she say in the front of that? That's the piss. This is where AI Sex does all. Every man that heard that line rolled their eyes when it said women are swearing off men like you because they aren't doing their fair share. And every. Every guy who's headed to work right now just went, oh, because majority of us are still paying full pull. And again, I go back to the idea that in a divorce, man loses half, woman gets half. Semantics. But put it. Put it in your brain. This one says, what a dumb broad. The shop I work at, there's at least four people playing the station, so we must be the only ones listening. Thanks, Chad. You guys keep those four alive. That makes five with this Lee lady that emails all the time.

[Brett Vesely]

Tell that whale Leah, don't be mad. No one wants to plug you, Shamu.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, there is one guy, Captain Ahab, and he wants to kill her anyway. I mean, call me misogynistic, but ladies like you need to shut up and stay in their place. I don't know why that seems misogynistic. If you can write me a letter saying I'm an asshole and I'm wrong, I can tell you. Zip it, sister. Nobody wants to hear from your 70% of a dollar's ass winner. And to the other guy who doesn't like that I've made fun of Trump. Get over it.

[Brett Vesely]

I was a drunkie. Or is that a different one?

[Brady Bogan]

You know, that could be the drunkie. He might email back. He might have found the bottle again. His name's Roger. He knows 800 people in Arizona and another 1500. And they're going to push to get me off the air because it's disgusting. Morning shots, garbage. Promotes pedophilia. That one I need help with. I am not. I am. I'm against it, like, a lot.

[Dick Toledo]

I think pretty outspoken about that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I've been pretty strong about, like, killing them all. Killing pedophiles. Now, maybe he doesn't like that I said Madison Beer was pretty, but she's in her 20s. That's allowed. I don't remember ever saying promotion of pedophilia. I actually hate the Catholic Church so much because of pedophilia that I've. I've gone toe to toe with the diocese. I don't think anybody else has even tried that. Hmm. Because that's what I think the Church represents. I understand if you. If you're a big member of the Catholic Church and you're like, that guy talks bad about us. But I'm, like, really hard to argue my point. Isn't it thousands of years of that of you guys being for pedophilia? I mean, you're gonna be mad at people who promote pedophilia. There's the one, not me.

[Dick Toledo]

It went down on your watch, huh? A lot of pedophilia in the Catholic Church.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. I mean, if by watch you mean the last 1300 years. Yeah. Yeah. It's a big, long walk anyway. I'm gonna need help with that one, Roger. He promotes pedophilia and talks bad about our president as leader of our country, therefore, run. I'm off the radio, huh?

[Brett Vesely]

We've talked about every president.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I don't think I've made it kind of clear that both sides suck. If you can't find bad in a politician, I think you're just basically a slave.

[Dick Toledo]

I'd question that person as politician. Then.

[Brady Bogan]

Why you, Roger? I'll say what I normally say in these situations about your letter. Typical broad misogyny. Hey, let's go to. This is fun. This will make some people happy. I like that. I would like to enact the powers in me as a morning show host, and only I have this power. I don't think any other job has this power, and we very rarely use it here in Phoenix. But I'd like to enact my power of school closing. This is the best thing that ever happens to kids is that the radio guy says, if I name your school, you don't have to go today. That's how I grew up. That's like when I was a little kid, snow day. Until I was in third grade. And then when I moved to Albuquerque and we were fourth and fifth grade, Albuquerque even has. If somebody lets off a fire extinguisher and it looks like there was snow, they started to close schools. This is a bad day. And there's a lot of people like me whose windshield wipers didn't work this morning. So the roads are dangerous and they're slick because it hasn't rained in a long time. So there's a lot of that gooey oil and weird stuff that gets on our roads that already they were talking on. The traffic reports a car spinning out like it's slippery. So let's just close them up. Here's a list of schools. If you hear your school, it's closed for snow day. As I enact the radio disc jockey snow day closure powers that we all have, but here in Phoenix, we very rarely use. I'd like to break mine open right now. It is an emergency. Listen up, kids. Closer and closer bases in Phoenix and North 22nd street, closed. Fireside elementary School on Cactus Drive, closed. Even if you're teachers, you're all, you don't have to go either. Sonoran Foothills. North Foothills. Closed. Basis. Phoenix Primary on 32nd Street. We're closing you up today. Kyrene De La Sierra School. Oh, that's on Liberty Lane. I know that. Closed. Kyrene Monte Vista. You're also not gonna have to go to school for snow day today. Vista Del Sur Traditional School. South Mountain. Closed. Stetson Hills and Phoenix is closed. Gavilan Peak Elementary. You kids go back to sleep. It's all over. You don't have a day today. Nice work. Abraham Lincoln Traditional School. I just want to see that. If it's a log cabin. Yeah, that's on 39th Avenue. Oh, nope. I don't want to see that. It's on 39th Avenue. It's the last thing I want to see. Anthem School. And then let's go. We'll go down to. Let's go to page three. Sonoran Science Academy, New York. Done. That's A. McDowell Arizona Autism Charter School. Yeah, we don't. You drive it. Ironwood elementary School. Jack L. Kuvan. Closed. Yeah. I never heard of half of these.

[Brett Vesely]

Sounds like a cigar.

[Brady Bogan]

Madison Heights. Madison Meadows. Whispering Wind Academy. Reyes Maria Ruiz Leadership Academy. Closed. Yeah. All of them gone. Desert Cove Elementary School. I'm closing. You gonna keep Passo Point School open today? You guys are going. 55th Avenue. You need all the education you can get and keep you guys moving. No knives, though. Madison Rose Lane. That's on Roselane. And Phoenix.

[Brett Vesely]

That's.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a good one. I know that one. Biltmore Preparatory Academy. You kids probably get special rides. You're good.

[Dick Toledo]

The limos are okay.

[Brady Bogan]

The limos can ride today. West Wind Elementary School over there in Campbell. You're. You're closed. Cactus View elementary on Central. You're closed. Cesar Chavez. Anything named Cesar Chavez. Today's closed. Close it up. Close it up.

[Brett Vesely]

Matter of fact, for the next week, too.

[Brady Bogan]

We don't need the students. That Cesar E. Chavez. Wet and angry. That's just going to lead to trouble.

[Dick Toledo]

So these kids are just getting an extra day? This is the last day for spring break.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's even better. Oh, geez. I didn't think of that. Close them up. Get an extra day. By another email says damn near every sex toy in the world is catered to women. And this bitch is complaining about the one cool thing that guys are inventing to replace them. What a surprise. I haven't even thought of that. Every sex toy invented is to cater to women. We. We're. We're building sex robots. And the one lady said, hey, this might replace. Like, these are pretty good. And suddenly their insecurities come screaming up to the front, like, go ahead and build your stupid sex dolls. We want a real man who loves to hear us complain about the weather, whether it's cold or hot and it's 80 degrees for everybody. When a real man who can listen to how much we hate everyone at work. We want someone like that. You just want a sex slave. Go ahead. Did you just hear yourself? Is that all you want is a sex slave that does your bidding? Fine. I'm a real woman. Okay, Pinocchio, that's enough. I'm gonna take. I'm gonna take the doll to bed now. Cause are you done? I want to watch Bridgerton. If you don't watch with me, I'm gonna get mad. The doll doesn't want to watch any Netflix. Sun Valley Charter School. I'm closing you, too. I just saw you on the list. Get your. All done. So if you got kids or grandkids or whatever, gather them, or you're a teacher, get rid of all of them. We're closing up shop. That's a. It's going to happen today. And I. I love closing schools. Remember how awesome that was?

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, yeah. Or how the. There's a few times where they go down all the schools and we weren't on the list.

[Brady Bogan]

Not on the list. And it's like, maybe we missed it.

[Dick Toledo]

Our snow plowing is too good.

[Brady Bogan]

And it was. Yeah, yeah, the plow guy got out early. That son of a bitch. I hate when a retired guy gets, you know, a little uppity and starts driving his plow.

[Dick Toledo]

You bum out before the snow season when you see a giant mound of salt.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, they're ready.

[Dick Toledo]

They're ready.

[Brady Bogan]

This year the stupid weatherman was right. And they prepped up. God damn it. There was nothing better growing up. Waking up, seeing snow in the window and looking. Looking at my sister back when we got along, way back, when I was, like, five, six years old. Like, let's turn the radio on. Let's get to this. And we would.

[Dick Toledo]

That's the only time equal to Christmas morning. Waking up the best.

[Brady Bogan]

And I. All I wanted to hear was Lake Prairie Elementary School. That was all I. Such positive memories. I was five years old. I remember, like, feeling wide awake. Come on, you jackass morning show host. Come on. Say the words I need to hear. Lowell elementary. Oh, no. Oak Creek. No, no, no, the next one. Lake Prairie All Kale. How many elementary schools are in this dumb little town? Cedar Lake Elementary. We're not even the same town anymore. Lake Prairie. Yes.

[Dick Toledo]

Barrington elementary.

[Brady Bogan]

And you know who's never happy about it? Mom. She was secretly sitting by the radio going, don't you say it, you dumb mother effer. I will dry nowhere. This dumb radio. We were in Lowell, Indiana. We. The only time we didn't listen to Chicago radio was to find out if our schools were closed. We'd listen to Larry Lujak all morning. My dad would get ready for work. What are you listening to? Lowell's morning hits. Oh, that idiot. I saw him at the gas station the other day. That guy's weird. He's got one arm. He's just rattling off schools. And then by the time they get. And then the worst part was, if you didn't hear your school's name, you had to run to the TV and watch for the scroll at the bottom. They would, like, pop them up.

[Brett Vesely]

Like during Bozo.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. During the kids shows. Oh, Lake Prairie element. Oh.

[Dick Toledo]

When I was in sixth grade, hit with a blizzard, school was closed one day. Then they come back. Guess what? We're having school. You're going to your teacher's house.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I'm not. That's weird. That promotes pedophilia. And I wouldn't be part of that. You know me not going to some weirdo's house that breaches. That takes down the fourth wall. I never needed to be in a teacher's house.

[Dick Toledo]

That's Connie Trapp had a nice house.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm sure she did. She was probably married to a guy making a lot of money to rediscover.

[Dick Toledo]

The Joy of Sex book.

[Brady Bogan]

Oops. Yeah, there's the reason. And you. What are you kids thumbing around her house?

[Dick Toledo]

It didn't take much. It's on the main.

[Brady Bogan]

Kept it right there. Yeah, she might have been full teaching you guys. And they broke out the manual the night before.

[Dick Toledo]

And he comes out and. Zeppelin. Stairway to Heaven album.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, all the weed and the roaches.

[Dick Toledo]

Probably the only thing we didn't discover.

[Corey Walsh]

Do kids want a cream pie? I got one last night.

[Brady Bogan]

Welcome to my home. I'm still high as a kite.

[Brett Vesely]

That's weird.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. When did you move here? How old were you?

[Brett Vesely]

Seven or eight or something.

[Brady Bogan]

So you got snow days, too? Oh, it was the best feeling in the world, days like this. You see these closets? Phoenix kids should get the rainy days off. It's just. It's a rite of passage. It's just such a beautiful thing. Closing schools is the best clothes in schools. And sex dolls. Not listening to broads and, oh, it's just the best. Or guy's name. Roger Knobs. Is there another? I like when the printer just gets hot. Misogynistic. Better be misogynist, Dick. I don't think that's nice, Andrew. He's standing up for us. Yeah. Thank you, Andrew. Yeah, Your word play is unmatched, Andrew B. Good work, kid. Misogyny. You can't say anything. All I was saying is step it up. Like Brady said, tell better stories, be better people. We won't build sex dolls. And we have to deal with this all the time as men. You know, you guys have a drawer packed full of, like, you know, electronics to buzz away and rub, and we're like, that's great. Good on you. I hope it feels good. I hope you enjoy that we do it. And suddenly it's like, oh, you know, pig, jerk, pig. All you think about anyone is a sex slave. You got a sex slave in your drawer. And then if you read the comments, because I went back to that yesterday and I went to a Reddit article that was attached to that. Ladies talk about sex dolls and what you know is happening. And all my. Maybe we as women will build sex dolls. And every guy's like, good luck, we'll need men for that. And started laughing. Oh, maybe we just need a good hard 8 inches. You don't have. All right, fine. The doll will never complain about size either. That's another thing that you got to worry about. You go ahead and get that 8 inches in your canyon. Oh, my God, you're such a dick. Like, you're the one throwing out all the insults. I'm just telling you, you're making it really more viable to want this sex doll. I wouldn't. I've said it for years. I wouldn't want the sex doll just because if it's not self cleaning, dragging it out into the backyard and hosing her down is just awful. Just, you got to think of the after of getting in there and hose it. Like, I just, I didn't even like washing the community cups. Here we have for tea and coffee, and I see that and I look and there's a dishwasher and stuff, but I don't trust that. Now imagine a sex doll going in there and you do a decent job at first, but after a while you kind of cut corners and they'll develop a separate machine, a self cleaning unit. They can do that. Your dishwasher has it. Just run a cycle through her. There's a little portal by her foot, put the hose in, turn the water on. She self cleans. Put a little like tide pod in her mouth or something.

[Brett Vesely]

Put some jet dry in there, make sure you get no water spots.

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly. You don't want her all spotty anyway. It's raining is what we're saying. And maybe we will go back to that. Call your manager today, ladies. And stay off the roads. Let's leave the roads free for people with important jobs. Men. And then we'll get you guys. We'll get you guys a nice treat this weekend, like a ring or an earrings or something as we look into the mirror and see what's wrong with us. It's not us. The Japanese. You guys were the ones laughing at weird science.

[Katie Hobbs]

You guys are so stupid.

[Brady Bogan]

Holmberg's morning sickness. Would you ever. I guarantee you that was a conversation in the 80s. Drive home from dates.

[Katie Hobbs]

Would you ever even want to invent a woman in a computer? That was just. Is that something you would do to replace me?

[Brady Bogan]

Of course not, baby. Nothing replaces you. And deep down he's like, man, if I can make that computer spit out of Kelly LeBrock, I'd do it tomorrow.

[Dick Toledo]

And they set her free.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Sent her out into the wild. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

But you know, at the end of the day, she got a little mouthy though too.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, she did evolve.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, she started trying to solve problems and everything.

[Brady Bogan]

Eddie Murphy said, you got to go to Africa and get yourself a girl and then don't bring her back to the States, Eddie. Half same thing dudes have been talking about for 50 years. Anyway, sorry, I think I'm a misogynist, Leah. But thanks for listening all five hours every morning, of course.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, so you guys have a dishwasher at work. What's her name?

[Brady Bogan]

They're still funny jokes. Donovan, you jackass. Yeah. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? A good one. Keep you guys kind of busy. Take a little extra time this morning because it is nasty out there. I don't want anybody running anyone over. We only have four listeners, according to Leah, not including her. We've got to keep all four of those people safe. Got bubble wrap, those four. Because that means if you look at it and we're getting like let's say 15 shares, 12 to 15% of the audience. It's four. That's an awful lot of the collective.

[Dick Toledo]

Powerful and so powerful. Four people.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, there's like 40 stations in this city and we're number one with four. I can't imagine, like, what is Katie west, even though it's just ants and crickets. That's the only thing they've got. Man, oh, man. Four listeners that crazy has scared me. Wait until they get the sex dolls upgraded to where she can give you scores and stats. Oh, my God. I hadn't even thought of that. Catered to your teams while she gives you a mouth hug your pump rate, your launch. Oh, she can give you. Yeah, that's even better. She can stat you up with analytics, pump rate, launch angle. Oh, my God, the times, like, she'll do. Keep me like, I have that tonal at my house. And part of the fun is like comparing your workouts and seeing where you are. It gives you a strength score, your hardness. She could do all sorts of that. Like, oh, today you were a six on the scale. Yeah, Leah, you're crazy. And Roger's got 800 friends in the in the city. And all 800 of them are going to have Roger column go. I got an idea. As a guy who talks bad about the president every once in I'd like him removed from society and the 800 people will be like, hurrah. Yes, I've been waiting for this call, Roger.

[Dick Toledo]

That's 1500.

[Brady Bogan]

That's 1500 exactly. I knew everyone would be involved. It's just too good. What? Not one naysayer? They're all coming with me. Hey, Roger, why don't you take all 1500 people and just stand in our parking lot and block me from leaving? That makes good news. And I'll get more attention for your nonsense and I'll be on there even longer winning. Good. So you don't have a job you like enough, Roger, to go to it and just ignore this kind of stuff.

[Dick Toledo]

Good day, sir.

[Brady Bogan]

Good day, sir. Hi, Roger. Yeah. No, no, no. It's different this time. I'm complaining about something else. What are you up to? Breakfast. I hate breakfast. Breakfast is overrated anyway. What do you think of trump? Better be 10 out of 10 or else. I heard a man disparage the president United States and his actions the other day. I'd like him. I'd like his mouth silenced. I'm for freedom preservation for 1500 and for freedom unless it goes against everything. I think I am of the party that wants everyone to say and do whatever they want unless it differs from what I think both of them are doing. That Democrats trying to make everybody shut up if you don't listen to go their way and then Rogers of the world are out there. I didn't like you disparage that president of us. How dare You. There's a good line, though. It wasn't all that well written, but it was a good line. It promotes pedophilia. That's the only thing you really need to be upset about. Like there. There doesn't need to be a 1A. If you think I promote pedophilia, run with that. Don't go after the bill. And he also talks bad about the president. That is so minor compared to the promotion of pedophilia.

[Dick Toledo]

Sign off every day. And remember, go get a young one.

[Brady Bogan]

If you don't a kid today, it's another wasted day. Hi there. There you go. Hey, bus stops. How you doing? Yes, but if you honestly believe that guy promotes pedophilia, people be like, oh, my God. And then. And also talks bad about the president. Well, that's not even a little bit important. What was the first thing? Pedophilia and presidential degradery. It degradates our president. Well, that's pretty bad. But, you know, he's allowed to say stuff, you know, and he also promotes pedophilia. There's the headlines. There's what you lead with, Roger. Let me help you with your complaint, Roger. Kill the whole thing and run with me promoting pedophilia. If you really want those 800 people to get on board, that's what you do, Roger Leandro. I know that guy. Likes to bang children, that's for sure. Also not a big fan of the president. So one one A. We got him on two counts of trouble. Yeah. Kill the whole president thing, Roger, and find the pedophilia angle and run with it. You'll get. You get more traction with that one with your friends than you would ever occasionally. Me saying that Trump's kind of a moron. I believe he's saying those things. Think about the kid effing as well. That's. Both are equally awful.

[Dick Toledo]

Can you believe this guy?

[Brady Bogan]

Is that pedophilia talk again? I bet she's. He's just a few seconds away from not liking the president's tariffs. He drives a white van, and if not, he's probably got a dealership of him somewhere out there. Probably white vans pick up kids to have sex with. And then a bumper sticker on the back that says F Trump. I can't believe this guy's still part of our Satine. I'm Roger Leandro.

[Dick Toledo]

Crazy.

[Brady Bogan]

Some bitch.

[Dick Toledo]

He talks about Natalie Grace one more time.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, man. I watched the documentary this week about a lady named Ruby. Frankie, have you seen this? Go on Hulu and watch this nonsense Holy smokes. She starts off as a family vlogger, super duper Mormon. One of those Mormon families where you look at every kid and you're like, this is a ridiculous family. Like you Mormons have got something figured out, which is finding good looking partners and making good looking families. Your belief system might be bananas, but you guys sure put together a nice neighborhood and a really good looking group. Most of the time. Lawns are mannequin, everything's showy, everything is, everything looks to be normal because deep down you all know you've gone nuts with what you're, what you're believing. But that's, you know, that's just the pedophile Trump hater in me Brady's neighborhood. Yeah, Isn't it amazing though? I got that email last year from that guy who called me a Juno's Biden loving liberal, liberal piece of silver. And then, you know, that makes me happy. That just proves I'm sort of true to myself. And being in the middle, nobody can tell. Nobody knows either way. Watch the Ruby Frankie thing because it starts off she had like millions and millions of views and doing her family videos and all this stuff and the family was great and happy. And then she meets this other lady, this like guru type person, goes off the rails and like her husband. Turns out it's, it's, it's insane. If you haven't followed the Ruby Frankie like story just happened a couple years ago. You won't believe what you're seeing. It's remarkably crazy and great entertainment just. But also the saddest thing you've ever seen because like her kids end up in dungeons and like, I don't know how a person goes from. And she's beloved. She was making millions of dollars. I'd never heard of her before because I don't like mom vlogs. Not into it. What as a pedophile and a promoter there. And you'd think I'd love a show had eight Mormon blonde kids running around, but I didn't follow it. I was busy watching sports. But anyway, so she's got that going. And everybody loved Ruby Frankie's show and her husband was. Everybody thought it was great. All the comments, like, you're so much fun. And then somewhere in the middle she goes off the rails and all the comments turn into, oh my God, this crazy bitch is running a cult. And it gets, you can't predict the directions it goes. It gets nuts up there in St. George, Utah.

[Dick Toledo]

Six Kids.

[Brady Bogan]

Six Kids is already bad enough. But yeah, when you watch this thing but not. Not all two of them are in the documentary. The other four all blurred out because they're young and they were underage, I think. I don't. I don't even think they're 18 yet. You gotta see this thing. It's. And it's three episodes. It's easy to watch. But the Ruby Frankie story is. It's got a lot of holy moments, and not one time, Brett, did I look and go, why isn't she just selling the young kids to pedophiles like I always talk about? Promotes pedophilia and says bad things about the president. That dude's lost his way. You're off the rails, Roger. Off the. You're so tribally Trump, you've lost your own identity. You're crazy. Take a step back and just say, look, accuse me of pedophilia. Go down that road, I'm pretty comfortable. I'm gonna get off this charge. The Trump thing didn't even need to be mentioned. Yeah. Watch the Ruby Frankie. That's a four out of five I'd give that. And that's just because it takes three hours to get through it. Outside of that, you watch this lady's eyes change from, like, pretty, happy mom to. So her daughter, her oldest daughter, who was part of it, gets shunned from the fan. Like, she thinks demons live inside her kids. After a little while, she's like. And that's all she sees. Anytime they do anything, she just thinks all they want to do. Like, the way Roger is kind of like he's brainwashed and nuts. All she's like, they're just lusting after stuff. They're lying. Everything they say is a lie. They have to be punished. She would make them stand in the sun, and if they ever left their circle, she'd poke them in the back with a cactus. It gets real weird. Yeah. And that's, like, the little stuff that was the basics. Oh, it's crazy. He wasn't feeding them. Decided, nope. They don't. I'm never. I'm never going to feed a demon. And then the dumbest thing ever is when the cops finally kind of pick up on what's going on. They go back to the house after a while, and they're like, we got to get some evidence of what was going on here. And they find a notebook. And every day, she journaled everything she did to those kids, like, right down to, like, detail after detail of. Here's what I was doing with them today. And I'm. This demon was inside.

[Dick Toledo]

So kind of like what Warren Jeffs did when they found the.

[Brady Bogan]

They found all the notes. Yeah, it's Mormon thing I guess. But she was. And then just bananas. You gotta watch. It's a great documentary. Really good. Sheely Farms elementary. I'm closing you Emmanuel Pena Jr. I'm going to give you guys a close. 79th Avenue even. That's good stuff. Kings Ridge school closed anything west of the blade, right? Yeah. I don't even know if they have schools, do they? Those. Most of the people who go to those schools have work in the morning. They have to go to their jobs and then try to finish up elementary school afterwards.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, the construction sites are closed.

[Dick Toledo]

I think they do faster they can go to school.

[Brady Bogan]

Brett makes a good point. Not going to close anything up by the blade because the Home depot parking lots and the construction things are closed today. So those guys can go back and try to earn their. Their education. Ooh. Glenn El Downs school. What's the Downs mascot? The owls.

[Dick Toledo]

Something really jelly beans.

[Brady Bogan]

Downs Jelly beans. Yep. I go to Downs. Oh, but you look so. No, I don't have it. I just. Anyway, here comes Baggy. Yeah. Let's get that wake up song. Five, eight, five, nine. It's just a grocery. The downs baggers. That's what the. They're just have grocery sacks as their mascot. They weren't thinking the day they gave to Glenn Downs. You've been a pillar in the community and we're gonna name a school after and even Glenn Downs. Like you shouldn't do this. Just name it Glenn School of Glenn. Nope. Downs. And now we just need to ask the community if they'll help us figure out what the mascot of Downs elementary's gonna. Oh, don't do that. Please don't do that. Please, please, please. I don't know what that means but evidently Downs baggers ran away with it. Hands Downs. See what I did?

[Dick Toledo]

You made me thinking in outside of Columbus there's a race track. They called it the Scioto Downs.

[Brady Bogan]

Right?

[Dick Toledo]

Like oh, they're racing.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they race them. Gentlemen, talk to engines. Nope. Give me the microphone. That's not what we say. Let's get a wake up song. 585-9800 down. School's closed today. You give it to us good and strong. We'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake up Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. Still streaming Homberg's morning sickness [e-mail] Katie and the Hobbs. It's miles to nowhere and sorry for all the Katie and the Katie Hobbs folks that get upset if I talk bad about her, too. I don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

Pedo.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I know. I feel terrible about it. I. Pedophile and stuff like that, but sometimes I'll mention a politician and make fun of him. Can't do that. You try and can't do it. It's not a thing people will accept. And there's, you know, Katie Hobbs. Oh, no.

[Katie Hobbs]

Hi, you guys.

[Brady Bogan]

Good morning, Governor. Hi, Katie.

[Katie Hobbs]

Hi, Brett and others. Oh, my God, it's raining.

[Brady Bogan]

It is.

[Katie Hobbs]

My shirt's all wet, Brett.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, your hair's a mess.

[Brett Vesely]

Shouldn't wear white in this weather.

[Katie Hobbs]

Anyway, my shirt's all wet, Brett. And I. I just want to come by and say I was outside under public service, because I'm governor. I'm like, important Brit. And there's this poor old dog that's outside, and it's hair's all wet, it's.

[Brady Bogan]

All matted and it's gross and it.

[Katie Hobbs]

Smells, and I think it's on its last legs.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, man.

[Katie Hobbs]

It answers to Messiah. If you guys know where it lives, we should probably get it back to its owner so they can put it down.

[Brady Bogan]

Snap.

[Katie Hobbs]

It's so ugly. I felt so bad. I've never seen anything live so long and still breathe. Do you know who I'm talking about?

[Brady Bogan]

Brett?

[Katie Hobbs]

Did you see that dog, too?

[Brett Vesely]

No, I haven't seen that dog.

[Katie Hobbs]

So great. I saw your Instagram page the other.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's so cute.

[Katie Hobbs]

You were at the Humane Society or.

[Corey Walsh]

Something, and some weird dog that front.

[Katie Hobbs]

Legs are limp and dead has to walk on its hind legs, and you put it in jeans and let it be out. I guess you took it for a walk, which is really sweet because that's what you do. You take old dying things outside and you're not even embarrassed to be seen with them like the rest of us would be. If you could see what I saw.

[Brady Bogan]

Jeez.

[Katie Hobbs]

Yeah. Yeah. I would like to put out a silver alert also for the old lady and Brett's Instagram page.

[Corey Walsh]

Cause evidently I know where she is, but her pride is missing.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh.

[Katie Hobbs]

Cause anyone that would pose for a picture with that hair doesn't care about the.

[Brady Bogan]

Whoa.

[Dick Toledo]

Turkey's done.

[Katie Hobbs]

I wish you wouldn't look at me. You should look away. I'm gonna sign a governor votorial executive order that says Brady's not want to look at me. I'd still Brady before that weird poodle at Brett's with all the time. It's true. Anyway, be Careful in the rain, everybody. I'm goof. I'm goofing her. I'm goofing a Toriel. I'm Governor Hopps.

[Corey Walsh]

Late.

[Dick Toledo]

Still outside as he's looking in the window.

[Brady Bogan]

Bye, Brad. Bye.

[Katie Hobbs]

Be careful in the rain. Can't imagine what we look like to see you all wet like me.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, you'll.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow.

[Katie Hobbs]

I'm all wet right now.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, look at you.

[Katie Hobbs]

And also, it's raining. Bye, John.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, bye. Katie never said goodbye to me before.

[Dick Toledo]

You got a goodbye.

[Brady Bogan]

What she just said to you at the end. Yeah, no kidding. What did you do to her? She's just alive. Wow. Interesting. Hopefully that quells Rogers desire to just focus in on my pedophilia problems. For those who are just joining us, A guy accused me of the two worst things ever. And the reason he's going to get his 800 friends to stop listening. Because he says homework's disgusting. He promotes pedophilia and talks bad about our president. Oh my God. It's a pretty steep drop off to my second problem. That's a huge cliff he jumps down to get to issue number two. I figure I'm doing all right. And then of course, Leah complained earlier as well. I got an email from a guide. Says, I don't know why Leah's complaining about sex dolls. I didn't hear her complain when other devices took women's jobs like dishwashers and sewing machines. It's true. Then another one says, leah, just calm down. These sex dolls are gonna start showing up people's houses. Think of the size of the sex doll box your cats are gonna have when your partner leaves you. This is Roger. Has over 1500 followers, boss. KUPD has 6000. Apparently pedophiles love those praying mantis videos. Says, I don't like when people start slinging around. That guy hates pedophilia. And it's in question that makes my radar go up on the dude saying it. Roger. I think he's also upset they're closing schools now. What's he gonna watch at bus stops this morning?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, man.

[Brady Bogan]

This one says Roger knows exactly how many friends he has. When you collect that many stuffed animal trophies from your victims, it's tough to forget. Said, I just looked up Roger on Instagram. The club with 800 friends is called National Arizona, man. Boy, love America. NAMBLA, I think, is what it is.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, man.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's a thing. That's the real deal. I like when people do that. This one says, that angry broad that emailed you this morning, she Is alone and angry with the world. Got a ton of time on her hands. But under her bed, I bet she's got a pile of vibrators worn to the nub and a life size poster Tom Selleck glued to her ceiling. So she's probably in her mid-60s, still rubbing it out.

[Brett Vesely]

She's got her Adam and Eve Bogo card sitting right there.

[Dick Toledo]

That Magnum PI where's the Bogo it would it be.

[Brady Bogan]

Would it be Magnum or Blue Bloods where he's.

[Dick Toledo]

Where he's laying down. I remember Tom Selleck had a poster in the oh shorts.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I bet you do.

[Dick Toledo]

Still have it up in my bedroom.

[Brady Bogan]

Said, can someone get OJ to visit that whiny and Roger, I'm not gonna send O.J. their way. Donovan emails and said, john, I emailed in and support of you and you called me a mean word. That's it. At 10:15 this morning. I'm not going to list to this station for approximately two days. Oh my God. The boycott has begun.

[Brett Vesely]

Now we're down to three.

[Brady Bogan]

This is from a woman named Janet. Said, leah, you're a sad, lonely loser. Can you please tell her to shut the F up? She's not speaking for all women. Real women know how to do it. She's just mad because she can't hang. And to the other guy, pedophilia. John, you hate kids. That guy's dumb too. Love you, Homeburg, Janet. Thank you, Janet. Now go make a sandwich for us. That would be nice. Yeah, that's true. You can't call me a pedophile. I couldn't wait to get my tubes tied up, burned off. So kids were never in my life. Hey, kids. I don't want kids around. What makes you think I want a loved one? No, you're all wrong. I also saw. Look, this is it. This is the last hurrah. Hopefully, if all things go well. The last five years of this show. We're four years and eight months, right? Nine months. That's what we got left.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So this is whatever lap who's heard. Yeah, that's true. Brady's right. Who knows, this could end next week. Been a bit of foot dragging. I think our company's got dead foot. But you're right. If all things are right. But so you know, throw pedophile at me all day long. I've heard worse. But I really do like being called a pedophile and a guy who says the president does dumb things because. Pick a lane, Roger. Pick a lane. I saw a thing last night on the news that might be. I think I just discovered the reason that local news is dying. And it is local television news is not doing well at all. And you want it to. I like a lot of people who are in it. Like Troy Hayden's awesome. Mark Curtis seemed like such a nice man. Like, he was such a good dude when I met him. And you know him well and like just a nice, comfortable person. Ian Schwartz. I've gotten to be buddies with him.

[Dick Toledo]

He's golf with Scott Passmore the other day.

[Brady Bogan]

But despite that guy, they all seem pretty good.

[Dick Toledo]

He's good golf, sure.

[Brady Bogan]

He's got a lot of time. Other than him, though, you're right. Everybody seems so nice in the business, but the reason it's dying is because it's on six hours a day. They seem to think that local news needs to be on all the time because they got no other programming. So last night I'm watching a poor. And I felt bad for the people at Channel 10. I don't know who they are. I didn't, I didn't recognize the lady. But the story was the government is about to shut down penny production or very possibly Trump's gonna. And I don't want to infuriate Roger, I'm fine with. I'm a big fan of the idea, no more pennies. So if Trump does that, that's awesome. Now, like a lot of things Trump's doing, I just think he's a little bit off kilter. They're gonna shut down the penny, right? It costs like two cents, two and a half cents to make a penny. And that seems counterproductive. We've been doing it for years, doing a long time. Haven't needed him for a long time. I say cut down all change. Cut it all out. And then you'd ask, well, as a pedophile, what are you gonna have the kids dig around in your pockets for, John? I'm like, I know, I'll come up with something new, but no more change. So they're gonna cut that down. They did a story for about who that would affect. And the answer is no one. Because they hyper focused in on people who run novelty penny smashing things. You know those deals, you put a.

[Brett Vesely]

Penny in the museum and it makes.

[Brady Bogan]

A and it smashes like Magilla Gorilla on the back. Because there hasn't been a modern one of those in forever. So the only thing you're getting is like the great space coaster or President Nixon. Like somebody's on the back of the penny. And so this guy's like, yeah, it's killing my livelihood if they stop making pennies. You chose poorly. This is. This is a job that was destined. If you made a living off the penny smashing machines. Tip of the cap. You might be the most industrious human being ever. Put your mind on something else. If you can make ends meet with penny smashing machines.

[Dick Toledo]

You put the penny in, it costs you $9.99, and you get your custom coin.

[Brady Bogan]

It goes like. I mean, that's a brilliant. Exactly. You are. You. You need to focus in on, like, space travel because you're gonna figure it out. You manage to feed a family as a penny smasher that then went on the news and said, well, they're killing my business. This is it. Generations of penny smashing down the drain. There's still gonna be a bunch of pennies. And now they don't. You can do whatever you want with them, like cheapskate.

[Brett Vesely]

Upgrade your gear and start smashing nickels.

[Dick Toledo]

All right.

[Brady Bogan]

It's harder to smash. Evidently, they thought. They point that out in the story.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, you know what?

[Dick Toledo]

Y. American ingenuity is so thick.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. This guy could figure it out.

[Dick Toledo]

Aren't there so many pennies already in circulation?

[Brady Bogan]

That's what I'm saying. Like, we're not.

[Dick Toledo]

It's gonna take years.

[Brady Bogan]

It's not. Throw all the pennies out. Yeah. This guy's gonna be alive. And so. But. But he was wondering, will people still care about smashing some piece of copper?

[Brett Vesely]

No, they haven't since the 60s.

[Brady Bogan]

Nobody's wanted to do this since. Yeah, forever. This is not an entertainment. No, kid. You give a kid a. Here. Here's 75 cents. Go over there, twist that arm three times and see what comes out. And it's like, worse than what went in, it's now a worthless penny. At least before I had one cent.

[Dick Toledo]

It's an oval Mickey.

[Brady Bogan]

Now it's like. You know what else? And here's the other thing. You can put like, a quarter on a train track. I used to do it. Oh, yeah. Back east, they have train tracks, like, in the woods. And it was weird. And trains would go by, and you run out and find your quarter, and it just mushed it to nothing. And you could do that the old fashioned way. Or this guy who's made millions, evidently, to where he's gone. And he called the news and said, I'll do the story, God damn it. My life's about to fall apart. Well, honey, that's it. Discontinuing the penny, which means we gotta find another way to pay the bills. Around here. Call the butler down here. We need to talk to the staff.

[Brett Vesely]

Hello, James.

[Brady Bogan]

James. Roger. I was listening to that pedophile Trump hater on the air this morning and then he alerted me to the idea that pennies are now going to be discontinued. It's the one thing Trump did I can't stand because he's taken away my riches. If you've made a living smashing pennies, you know what? You should fly to Stockholm and get yourself a Nobel financial prize in economics. How did you do that to where it's like, well, it's going to really hurt us. And then I loved it because the news anchor after the story just goes, it'll be all right. And then they just, they went to another. It was like a six minute peace on FOX last night. And like, come on. And they kept showing the, the looped footage of the one dude that just kept the one like 14 year old boy. He's like, you want me to do what? Look, I'll give you five bucks if you go over and work that machine. No one's touched for 11 years. Yeah. All right. Stuff this in there. A penny comes out. This is it. This is what you get in the end. Yeah, it's like a smoothed out. Why is there a gorilla on it? That's McGilla Gorilla. It's a very old machine.

[Brett Vesely]

What do I do with this?

[Brady Bogan]

My choice is to make the penny turn into what we got. Richard Nixon, Phyllis Diller, one of the cast of the match game, and McGilla Gorilla. Who any of these people are. Shut up and twist the knob, kid.

[Dick Toledo]

Drill a hole in and put it on a necklace, right?

[Brady Bogan]

And then you make a necklace out of it. That's an extra dollar. Why would I do this? Shut up. I've made a life out of this. I've got 12 kids, I have a mansion on Camelback Mountain and they're taking it away. Yeah, they did a thing that's like, you can't smash other coins because nickels are hard to smash. Mucks up the works.

[Brett Vesely]

Dimes. I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

I think when we were kids.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

They tried to tell you that. My grandpa used to tell me two things all the time. Writing on money can get you thrown in jail. And if you wear the American flag, like military guys will shoot at you like anything that you like. If you wear a shirt, that's the flag. Oh, he'd lose his mind. It could have a flag on it. But if it was like some of the, like I had a T shirt that was the American flag. Bathing suits that were the. Oh my God. Oh my. He hated was like somewhere. And it is somewhere in the flag rule. Like there's a bunch of. Every damn. Every year on flag day they put out the rules of the flag. Like we're not supposed to be flying them today. And everybody is credit to whoever that is down there. They're. That third flagpole we see from our window is empty.

[Dick Toledo]

And across the street they've maybe run out of money in the budget down.

[Brett Vesely]

For a couple years.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it's floating over there at the. But I remember there used to be the flag had a. I remember a video they showed us when we were kids where the flag talked and they just showed him waving in the wind, only flying me in fair weather like. And it would tell you the rules of the flag. But it was kind of this depressed sad.

[Brett Vesely]

Some hippie made that in the seventies.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm just tripping. And they showed it to us at school. Never ever, if I'm tattered, have me disposed of properly. And then it would tell you how to dispose of the flag. Take it down to a VFW and some old man in a tri tip hat takes it from you and starts to cry. And then he lights it on fire. But you're not supposed to fly it in rain and things like that. I thought.

[Dick Toledo]

And we only have one key master right on the flag.

[Brady Bogan]

Nobody knows anything to do. Yeah. And Fitz is it. Fitz is our key. Is our guy. I think so.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. It used to be man bun.

[Brady Bogan]

We had Drew, but Drew didn't know what he was doing.

[Brett Vesely]

No, we had to tell him and Randall knew.

[Brady Bogan]

Randall would come here and assess the flag the second he got here. But it's. Yeah, those are the rules. Does it say don't fly it in the bad weather? It used to. I don't know. But yeah, it makes me nervous to think about that stuff.

[Brett Vesely]

Don't fly it upside down. Don't let the flag touch the ground.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that was the other thing the sad flag would talk about a lot. If I touch the ground at all, I am to be disposed of properly.

[Brett Vesely]

If you want to display. Display the flag at night. Light it properly.

[Brady Bogan]

Gotta light it up at night.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Ours is actually take it to the.

[Brady Bogan]

VFW where a very sad veteran will start to cry in his tri tipped hat. The flag has touched the ground.

[Brett Vesely]

Don't use his clothing, bedding or drapery.

[Brady Bogan]

My grandpa went nuts. Oh, and that was the other thing. I had a blanket that was. That was like the American flag. Oh, get that off I am supposed to use that as a flag. Damn it. He was mad. Immediately mad. It was crazy how upset he'd get about that. But, yeah, so they used to tell us that the flag will get you thrown in jail. Writing on money will get you thrown in jail. And wrecking pennies. And they'd say, it's illegal. I'm like, nobody's gonna stop.

[Dick Toledo]

I used to put pennies and fold them up in mattress tags and put them on the rain train track, man.

[Brady Bogan]

You were basically Hitler. And you probably said a few bad things about the president like, Roger hates. But yeah, so I never bought. Like, even as a little kid, I'm like, I don't think the police are gonna waste their time coming after the penny smashers. But, yeah, penny smashers. They were all. And they're probably still there at Rawhide. They were right next to where they were electrocuting that chicken. For a couple bucks a pop, you could smash a penny. But if there were a couple of, you know, foreign. Like, usually there's a couple of Chinese kids standing there staring at it, mashing pennies. And. Whoa. And then you had to wait to electrocute the. So you. You know, you'd electrocute the chicken.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And then. And then, wait. Chicken on a hot plate. That was the idiots. But the dude who runs penny smashing machines. I need to know your name. I want you in charge of my books. Because I was so shocked that his name wasn't Vinnie Boom Bots. I don't know. It seems like a pretty legitimate business to me, smashing pennies all over the nation. And I had taken it away. How am I supposed to launder? How am I supposed to make money for my family? It's crazy. But, yeah, it was the. It's. That's why the local news is dying. They had hours to fill. And so in the middle of it, Troy.

[Brett Vesely]

And ask him what's going on.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, it wasn't on his station. Credit to Troy. He's left there. These were people I didn't know, and I think Corey McCloskey was there. And then he tries to make jokes.

[Dick Toledo]

And it's like, dude, sing or something. Entertain.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah. You know what? Have Corey do a soft shoe.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

We're out of news ideas, and we've got 30 minutes to fill. Instead of that terrible penny story, Cory's gonna do a little soft shoe with his driving gloves on. Oh, there you go. The weather on that. Because they got an hour to kill. The weather lasts like 14 and a half minutes. And they do. Like, every city, it's 68 in Buckeye, it's 68 in Tolleson, it's 68 in Mesa, 68 in Fetus, it's 68. Pretty much all encompassing.

[Dick Toledo]

It's no more swirly clouds.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, this is a serious cloud. These are the ones that get in. Well, you don't have to worry about. Oh, my God. It's a school lesson. So cut it down to a half an hour and show reruns or something. Put Modern Family back on for 30 minutes or give me. Yeah, do something else. You got these penny smashing stories, but again, there's a dude out here who's gonna be in line at DES in a couple of days. So what are you. What are you here for, Lamont? I love my job. A while ago. What are you here for? My penny smashing days are over. Oh, man, I read about that. Gotta collect my unemployment now to keep my family happy.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, Guy, you can cut in front of me.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, go ahead. You're going through much worse than me. But yeah, I didn't get it that he's complaining. There's 150 billion pennies currently out there.

[Dick Toledo]

It's going to take a while.

[Brady Bogan]

Remember when you were a kid also and somebody convinced you at one point to collect wheat pennies?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

You see wheat on the back of them. And I think every kid in America had a ziploc bag of 1920s pennies. Until you realize these are worth $0.01 still. And no one's going to care unless you find one that's got like a picture of Margaret Hamilton on it instead of. Why is this one unique?

[Dick Toledo]

That's a series A.

[Brady Bogan]

That's the only one we ever printed with the Wicked Witch on it. It's worth millions. I dig through your pennies on that. But penny smashing, Guy. You should be okay. You should be just fine. Let's close some more schools, what do you say? Here we go with. Let's go with page nine. I see if your school's on here, Brad, at any given time. J.B. sutton elementary. We're going to let you guys stay home today. Joseph Zito Elementary. Larkspur elementary School just closed. That just came up on my screen. Mitchell elementary schools closed for the snow day. Nevitt elementary is closed for snow day. Palomino Primary. You're not going to school. Pathago up right street here. Papago School closed. Pendergast elementary School closed for everything. Sevilla Primary School is closed. Shaw Butte, we're shutting you down today for snow day. Sunny Slope Elementary. Sunridge elementary. Let's get Over. Holy Trinity Academy. That's not because of the rain. Your priest has got to talk to his lawyers this morning. Montessori Educare Academy. Same thing there. Creative Castle preschool and kindergarten.

[Dick Toledo]

Huh?

[Brady Bogan]

You're staying open. I don't need those kids running around. Keep the castle open and you keep the castle going. They're paradise for Tots. Whoa. It's a Christian school. It's on Tatum Holmberg's morning sickness. Paradise for Tots closed. The foundation for Blind Children. We're gonna close you up, too. Who don't need you wandering around the wet weather. And also, I don't know how we're going to get the message up at the Arizona School for the Deaf. We're closing them, but somebody got to sign that. Okay. There nothing we can do here. So closing up schools for these snow days. Because up north they're doing it. And these poor little Phoenicians. It's the one, the one thing Phoenician kids don't get. Awesome Snow days announced on the radio. So I'm helping you out with that. Love it. I also saw a story last night about shower habits. 80% of men don't wash their legs in the shower. 80%.

[Brett Vesely]

Guess I'm in the 20.

[Brady Bogan]

Do you soap up your legs? I soap up. Down to just a little past the knees.

[Brett Vesely]

No, I'm all the way down.

[Brady Bogan]

Do you do your feet? That's one thing I don't.

[Brett Vesely]

Absolutely.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, my feet are standing in soapy water. I think they pretty much get it.

[Dick Toledo]

I do the top.

[Brett Vesely]

I just do it. I just do that.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't lift them up and, you.

[Brady Bogan]

Know, which is the gross part, the top. Nothing's happening on the top because I.

[Dick Toledo]

Figure I'm dancing in the soap water.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, yeah. Yeah. And all the stuff's running down there. Eventually. Eventually just cascades over.

[Brett Vesely]

Get between the toes and everything, man.

[Brady Bogan]

But, like, 40% don't do pits. What? They just. They just, like, they have the same theory we have about our feet, they have about pits eventually. And I don't have this issue, but, like, if you wash your hair, the shampoo rinses off and eventually gets to your pits. And that's what deodorant's for. So they called it the triangle, where a guy washes his face and works down and washes his chest. And it. But then I started to, like. They didn't get in depth, but the order in which people did it, it's a full body one off. The triangle. Guys go beard, chest, balls, butt. And then I don't. You know, that's not.

[Dick Toledo]

Jay Moore used to do a funny.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. Well, it was Ralphie's joke, and Jay took it, but it was the one where he's like, you have the bar of soap. You wash your ass, and then the same bar of soap, you're washing your face a few seconds later. But that's why you got to do it in order. Yeah, it's. It's hair or face. Hair. Arms, chest, armpits, balls, ass. If you're not a leg washer. I wash my legs. It's not every time. I'm not gonna act like I'm sitting in there scrubbing up my thighs all the time. Pretty much my thighs don't stink. But, yeah, you don't wash your. And, you know, unlike Brady, he'll fight us on this. You got to get in that ass, so you can't use that. You should have your own bar of soap for ass as well. Well, and it should also be the. From the bottle, the liquid stuff.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Because that way you're not screwing around with the soap with your hands, putting it in your ass and then going.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I'm not breaking out the Irish Spring.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, no. I have mint and cucumber. Fantastic.

[Dick Toledo]

I used the scrubber, too.

[Brady Bogan]

To reach your ass.

[Dick Toledo]

No, the whole a body scrubber thing.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I thought you meant, like, a stick with a towel suddenly suds up.

[Dick Toledo]

And you just cover in foam like you're going through a car wash.

[Brady Bogan]

I've never been through a car wash myself, so I'm not sure what that feels like, but I get it that you're all sudsy. You like to be Mr. Bubble still.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Like to have a little thing on your head and the nose. Okay. You do you. Just. As long as you guys are doing pits and legs. I didn't know that 80% of men don't wash their legs.

[Dick Toledo]

I wouldn't think about, like, skipping that for some reason. I. I had heard that the other day, too.

[Brady Bogan]

80% of don't wash their legs. That's gross.

[Brett Vesely]

Especially if you go out, like, mountain biking and stuff. You know, you're sweating swampy.

[Brady Bogan]

And it's also that crack where your legs meet your ass that's running. Like, a lot of times you. That's where all the sweat is. If my. When I get off the mountain bike and stuff, my lower thigh is soaked because my ass has been draining on it the whole time.

[Dick Toledo]

Some creases down there.

[Brady Bogan]

You got. Yeah. You got some stuff you should take care of now. The One thing that I don't understand. This is Brady's God's fault, is how come my armpits have to smell so bad, but my knee pits don't? I. Couldn't you have made those the same?

[Dick Toledo]

Keep the smell lower or just keep.

[Brady Bogan]

No smell. Like my. My knees don't stink. I don't have to deodorant my knees like that. Lume, ladies. Her body is just a cesspool, but she's putting it on her knees and.

[Dick Toledo]

Loves being on the screen.

[Brady Bogan]

And she loves also not showering up. She just loves to. She just loves to rub deodorizer on her parts, especially her midsection. Blech. She's talking about that. And the new commercial is. And she's spraying her tummy. Like, how bad is you? How your body odor's so bad your stomach might stink. Get that pinky to work and shove it in that belly button and peel out all those disgusting crumbs. Wash yourselves.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, save those for later.

[Brady Bogan]

She might be eating it, but, yeah, it's a. And there was a lady on there, she was like, I'd never seen my husband shower before. And so her recommendation was, if you're gonna be engaged or married, you should at least have to shower with your husband. Don't have to live together. You piss people off of that. But at least hop in the shower, not for sexy time. And watch someone shower. Like, show me your true shower and habits. The problem is under observation. I think most guys would be like, they know they're not washing their parts. They should be washing. So you'd be extra diligent if you were being observed. Like, if the health inspector's in a restaurant and stuff, they're going to be a little bit. You're going to behave differently. But just put a camera in there and watch your husband or wife shower up and then determine whether or not you want to be with them anymore, because that's gross. The one dude was like, I washed my beard, and it gets so sudsy. Then I just watch the suds run down my chest and stuff, so I don't really have to do anything else. Oh. Oh. And they walk amongst us. It's disgusting. And then he made the joke. He goes, MasterCard up front for the creases. Mx in the back. Like, all right, that's gross, but kind of funny.

[Brett Vesely]

There is. You can buy your penny. Smashing.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, Brett just found one. Well, what for now, Brett? That's for the $6,000. I'll never get my money back.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, here we can go For a.

[Brady Bogan]

Cheaper one to do 6 million pennies to get that 5,500. That's 5,500 and that's an old timey one. And there is a website called Penny Machines USA and there's a lot of them for sale there.

[Brett Vesely]

We'll go to the contemporary one.

[Brady Bogan]

That's the new one that smashes Obama. Yeah. Dipped down a little bit because it's smashing Roseanne Barr and Obama and like more modern people that's still not quite up to snuff. Like get one that smashes Dua Lipa or you know.

[Brett Vesely]

Well you can, I think you can customize your designs here but then I.

[Brady Bogan]

Gotta call some other guy to do the print.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, yeah, well they'll do it.

[Brady Bogan]

It's gonna cost more. Things gonna be. I'm gonna be into this thing. 10 grand before I smash a single penny.

[Brett Vesely]

Here's the perks.

[Brady Bogan]

The perks of owning it. No electricity needed to operate. Takes up very little space. No staff involvement required. You don't have to hire people to help you out. Smashing pennies, that's for the kids. What's that say?

[Brett Vesely]

Unlimited earning potential.

[Brady Bogan]

Limited. Insanely limited.

[Brett Vesely]

Keep all your profits.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

No splitting it with a third party.

[Brady Bogan]

Two year warranty in case the penny smashing machine goes sideways, starts mashing up all the stuff in the house. It's reliable, trouble free and low maintenance. Then what's it need the two year warranty for? Make money while advertising your business. Oh, smash pennies and make them like business cards. That website should start with. It should have a thing that says about us history machines for sale. And then Please don't do this as a lynx, this is a terrible idea. Don't buy one of these.

[Dick Toledo]

We should get get that for our March madness when we go out to Four Peaks.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Let people smash with KUPD logos on the back so they can throw those away on the way home. Is it spent 75 cents to have a penny with KUPD's logo in it?

[Brett Vesely]

Worth it.

[Brady Bogan]

Just throw that out.

[Brett Vesely]

We've had some other gem chotchkis around.

[Brady Bogan]

Here so it's wouldn't surprise me if a radio executive, you know we should.

[Katie Hobbs]

Get is a bunch of penny machines.

[Brady Bogan]

And put our logo on them. That's a great idea, Greg. Seriously. We make necklaces of necklaces for everybody. Yeah. That's stunning. That's a smasher there. We should do that. Banger, you need a raise. Banger of an idea. How come no one's wearing our penny necklaces? Oh, cause you're a idiot. For Thinking of it. I think everybody in the meeting thought it was a good idea. That's why you all have resumes that look like phone books. You get fired left and right with these ideas. I don't know. Some of the consultants thought it was pretty good stuff. Same guys gave two thumbs up to ChatGPT radio. Yeah, you're right.

[Dick Toledo]

And the crystal goes to.

[Katie Hobbs]

I want a crystal award for it.

[Brady Bogan]

We donated all our smash pennies to orphans. Oh, that. I'm sure they loved that unspendable mush money. I don't know why nobody listens to us. Terrible idea. But that's something, Brady. You're absolutely right. I'm surprised our promotions department doesn't have to haul some giant penny smashing machine from Brett's EOS events all the way over to Four Peaks. Guys want to smash some pennies? You know how heavy that goddamn thing is. He'll load up all those pennies every time. 75 cents, you get yourself a penny necklace, capity on the back of it. Why aren't you in black and white, sir? I am sort of sepia toned. Let's get the kids to climb inside of it. It's like a time machine. Penny smashers. Anyway, hopefully you're all going to shower up today, because, I mean, essentially what you're saying is standing in the rain is the same as taking a shower if you don't wash your legs. And I know again, though, I. I don't scrub my.

[Dick Toledo]

My back.

[Brady Bogan]

Huh.

[Dick Toledo]

Like, I don't take a scrubber to my back.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't think that's something.

[Dick Toledo]

I mean, but the suds run down, you know, the back. I will do the back of my head. And then I take and I squeeze the soap so it runs down the back.

[Brady Bogan]

You squeeze. Oh, the bottle. So you just have like a line.

[Dick Toledo]

Parts that I can't really reach.

[Brett Vesely]

You got that big scrubber. You should be able to reach.

[Dick Toledo]

No, it's not. It's not.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you just have, like, a loofah that you. Yeah, okay.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I have a scrub brush. I'll knock the back out now and again. Not every time, I'll admit to that. Feet negligent, but they're pretty damn clean. Like when I'm standing in the shower and I don't have, like, I've got good drainage, too, so it's not like I'm standing in a puddle.

[Brett Vesely]

I scrub my feet because I can't stand circle K feet.

[Brady Bogan]

So I'm good feet. Yeah, I did for a little while where I Used to wear flip flops a lot. Get that black line on the back, circle K feet. And that was tough. And then I took one of those sandpaper deals that. That's like a cheese grater. They do it at. What do they call the pedophile places where they do that? Yeah, so bring that up again. I can't help it. Pedicures and stuff. And then they get that Asian person hold your foot like you're shoeing a horse and starts to scrub it. Scrub that off the back of your foot. It's a dry flakes all over the place. You give that slave 10 bucks to do that to your foot that you could do at home, but you don't because you like slaves. Gross. Oh, that's disgusting. But yeah, so my feet are. I moisturize. I put moisturizer on my feet, which I think keeps them pink and nice. My feet are pretty clean, but I will admit to that. But the shower at 80%. Guys, come on. 80% of you're not washing your legs in the shower. Let's get on there immediately. Jump all over that. And before we close up this segment here, I have to say to our friend Jacob, emailed Nancy. Good morning, boys. The end of this week is bittersweet. I get to hear my favorite part of the day when I listen to your show, but it's going to be the hardest today. Then he sent a picture over of this American English coonhound. Shut up. I'd like to meet. I'd like you to meet Scout, my elderly American English coonhound. Today is her final day before we have to do the thing all pet parents hate and put down my best friend. Her spinal cord is deteriorating and it's going to get bad. It could snap at any moment and she would be paralyzed. I won't let that happen. Today is the send off party, so we'll be listening to the whole show like always. And then when we're done at home in the morning, we will do the deed. I adopted her my sophomore year of college in Bloomington, Indiana, from a local shelter. And she's been my sidekick ever since, over the last eight years, getting me through the roughest times of my life. So if you've got one out there, KUPD audience, crack a homburg bound in honor if you've still got one or anything you want to crack open to celebrate my awesome dog Scout, for one last party. Everyone deserves to know about this amazing, beautiful, good girl. Signed, Jake. There you go. Well, we'll tip him back for you. Jake.

[Brett Vesely]

Salute, Scout.

[Brady Bogan]

Salute to Scout, everybody. And give your. Give your dogs a little cookie extra for Scout. I always email back to somebody who does that, and I tell them, you're, you know, not allowing your pet to have a bad day is the most love you can offer. Anything you care about it is the most. It sounds awful, but the euthanization of a dog that's not got good days left is the most love we can show as people, period. End of story. It's like unbelievably unselfish to say, I would rather you not suffer and have my heartache be all that's left. Then watch you deteriorate until you're in pain. And. And, you know, because they'll stay, the animals will stick around for you. It's your job to make sure that they're not doing that in pain or agony. So nice job, Jake. Good work, kid. I like that. Salute, Scout. That's something we should do. Smash Scout into pennies today. The word Scout. Wear that necklace around for a little while. But if we did that for every dog that gets euthanized, my God, our heads would fall off. We'd look like Mr. T with pennies. But to Scout and that, you know, and then it leads me right to the pick of the litter. You can go to 98kupd.com went to lost her home yesterday. We're redoing Rhea, the beautiful shepherd mix who has the most amazing coloring I've ever seen. She's available right now out of her foster home and back in the shelter, and she doesn't like the shelter at all. She's super sweet, great dog. So let's get Leah into a home asap. Asap. And of course, Cyprus is still available, and Cyprus is running on two years there. Cypress is still no clue why Cyprus has not. Not going home with anyone. And two years in the shelter, and poor sweet Cypress just wants somebody to. To get him go. They're talking to the people at pit bulls and parolees. They're trying to. Trying to get her involved in this. Cypress is such a sweet animal that we can't figure it out. He's got energy. We know that. But, you know, if you've got. If you've got a little patience and some time to take a dog that's been a shelter for a while. I'm not sure. I don't think Cypress or Rhea, I don't think either of them are real great with other dogs. Some dogs are just alone dogs. They like being by themselves. Rhea is more selective. Like some she likes some. She doesn't. You just. Most dogs are like that, but Cypress is just a sweetheart. So they've got some stuff that lost our home. So head on over there. Maybe in honor of Jake and Scout, you get over there and rescue one of these animals that needs a home and give another one a chance. I think it's a beautiful thing. Maybe Jake can do it and give another animal just what he gave Scout all these last eight years. Get another one. Ultimate tribute to your dog is to make sure you give a. A dog that needs a home the same one you gave to a dog like Scout. So it's a good thing. Brett, what do you got on the big board of musical treats?

[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady Bogan]

I don't know anything about me because Roger hates me for he thinks I'm a pedophile. I still need to know. Roger, come on. I know you're listening to see if I read your horribly mean email. Tell me about the pedophile thing. I don't feel like I'm on that page at all. Maybe a joke or two that you, you know, you'll laugh at, but I don't know. I joke about a lot of stuff. Doesn't make me that guy. I don't think I've made a whole bunch of pedophile jokes that would lead you to believe this guy's into it. I have made Trump jokes that would make you think, I think I should tell him not to do that anymore. Anyway, same thing as that. I forgot his name. The dude in Gilbert that got all upset at me, that started the poor man Stern and was such an alcoholic he had to. I'm part of his apology list. A year later and then. Don't get it for Leah.

[Brett Vesely]

James Brown. It's a Man's World.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Mastodon, gnr, the Cult, Metallica, Pantera, Zeppelin. It all comes Up Alison chains. It all comes up for rain songs.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well, we got a rainy day.

[Brett Vesely]

Thunder, November, rain, rain.

[Brady Bogan]

Rain when I die is pretty awesome. Let's do that. All right. I don't even know how to turn my liberal Jew cuck or no big nose Jew liberal Biden loving cuck piece of ass Howard Stern character into what Roger thinks I am, which is just a pedophilia promoter who hates Trump. I mean, I don't know how you're getting the same thing. How are those two people getting the same thing out of me? I don't know. Look, I used to be a cuck liberal. Now I just. Now I hate. Look, I hate Trump, and I love kids. I love them. Oh, my God, Robin, do you have any kids you could bring? Go over the bus stop on this rainy day and let's get these little wet angels into the studio. God, I hate Trump and I love pedophilia. Two things Roger hates about me. One, pedophile B. Hates Trump. He can't decide which is worse. So include them both in the email. Absolutely. Am I wrong? Pretty? Where's Baa Baa Bastard? He doesn't have any. He's got a kid, doesn't he? Can we bring that kid up? Hey, let your little deadbeat kid. How old is he? Over 18. That's gross. Have him live with me for a little while. Does he still know some of the sophomores at school? I'm a poor man's Howard Stern, according to Roger. And that other drunk pedophile, Andy hates Trump. I just don't get how you went down that second road. Anyway, thanks, Roger. Great email this morning.

[Brett Vesely]

We show a white line later for you.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well, that'll be our sign off.

[Brett Vesely]

When the children cry.

[Brady Bogan]

Everybody kind of go, hey, Homeberg might have lost his mind. He's talking about kids. Yeah, and what about me makes you think I like kids too much? That guy just wants to be around kids all the time. What about me promotes that? If anything, we promote Dr. Lin all the time talking about is getting rid of him. I had to argue with the doctor that I wouldn't change my mind. Oh, you're pretty young. You might have changed mine. Not gonna do it, Mike. No, you cut these things. Cut the whole sack off. I don't care if these. These are. This is where the babies are made. Get rid of that thing. You don't love kids. Oppo. Oppo.

[Dick Toledo]

Coming in at number five, Billy Thorpe with Children of the Sun.

[Brady Bogan]

I love that song. You know what I like? I like to light Candles and have kids come over, do the homework with that playing in the background. And I just get high and watch them. Nothing about me has ever been like, what I need more in my life is children. Lots of them hanging around. No, I don't promote that at all. I'm all about killing people who do that. I think that's. I don't. There's no redemption to society. I don't know. I'm a red blooded American male. So when TMZ puts up Madison beer, I don't know how old she is. I know she's of age. They wouldn't be allowed to do it. But that's, you know, same thing they've been doing in Sports Illustrated and models and porn and everything else. Roger, he said, I think he mistook. You got the wrong radio host. John Holmberg and John Jay are different. Maybe. I don't know. I don't listen to him. Is he a big kids fan? I'm the opposite. Let's just be clear about that. You can knock me around for your 1B dislike of me, which is occasionally I'll say bad things about Trump. But that pedophile thing, Pretty pretty.

[Dick Toledo]

That one will get you.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm pretty stout against that. That. Trying to think of like one angle. I'm trying to find the one angle. Be like, well, they do get a bad rap there. I don't see anything where I'm like, you got to defend that a little bit. Huh? Maybe. Ah, I wonder. I figured it out. Roger got. He's one of the kids in school that he probably knew one of his guy friends with a hot teacher. And we do promote that. All right, maybe we do promote when a hot teacher has sex with a teenage boy. And we think that's like high five central. Because some people do get like reversed around. Reversed around. It's horrible.

[Dick Toledo]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

But we do say, look, he's 17, she's 33, he's king of the world. Okay, maybe he's. Maybe he's got a little bitter pill there that the teacher didn't like him so he automatically hates, you know, or maybe the teacher did like him and it was a. It's a. It's still a trigger for him to think of the teacher that had sex with him. Anyway, here's a little white lion for the kids this morning when the children cried. There's nothing worse than a crying child because those are the ones that tattle when a kid's crying. They're just seconds away from telling the authorities. Arizona's most powerful rock Radio station. He said fully erect. Still streaming Homberg's morning sickness [e-mail] it's time now for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call it the Brady Report. And it's brought to you by all Pro Shade Concepts. Patio shades. Arizona's best patio shades. And you get shade ready for the summer. Man. Having a shady space and outdoor living space. And especially in Arizona. Like you said, Brady, you got it at your place. It cools things down. 15, 20 degrees. It does so especially in the evening by the pool. You get in and out you go to the shady spot. It's awesome. Nothing worse than direct sun when you don't want it all the time. And they take care of it. Get your [e-mail] is that right? Allprochade.com and get that ball rolling. So you get shade installed before these summer months. You'd be shocked. The prices are really good and their ideas are incredible. Check out their website, allprochade. Com. Brady Report it.

[Dick Toledo]

Good Friday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world. We've made it. Happy Employee Appreciation Day. Oh, we're gonna have a big party today.

[Brady Bogan]

That'd be nice. Back to work.

[Dick Toledo]

19 of people said their company was planning to do something to thank or recognize staff members.

[Brady Bogan]

19, 19.

[Brett Vesely]

I got trip on the phone.

[Brady Bogan]

You know what? You know what, Brady? Yeah, I'll do a. An employee appreciation thing today. It's called direct deposit. It's payday. Get to work, you losers. Oh, yeah, no, I'm sure. Stay home. I know you're gonna quote work from home today. Yeah, no doubt. How about appreciate me every once in a while? Yeah, you know what I mean, With a mouth hug.

[Dick Toledo]

Couple of basis fun facts. I95 goes through 15 states from Maine down to Florida, which is the most of any interstate.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a lot.

[Dick Toledo]

Quentin Tarantino did a rewrite.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Dick Toledo]

On the movie. It's Pat. Okay, the snl. And he was paid for the rewrite, but it was uncredited.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. We're working on androgyny. Okay. Yep. What? Okay. Larry. Our old Larry Mack. It's the same guy. Okay? Just. It's time for Pat. Okay. That's how I thought the Louvre was.

[Dick Toledo]

Built in Paris in 1190 as a fortress in case the Vikings ever raided the country. Didn't become a Museum until 1793.

[Brady Bogan]

Really? Not with that pyramid in front of it, though. They built that later. Yeah, I think it's neat, but I don't know if it's. It's You've seen it in person. It looks like one of those things on tv you'd be like cool. And then you get there like it's so little.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. I wish I would have got. We didn't go into. We went walk by it.

[John Holmberg]

You know why they didn't have good spread.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Corey Walsh]

Let's go get some baguettes.

[Dick Toledo]

I looked at them like no food court. Thin wheels.

[Brady Bogan]

Said by the way, you had four listeners according to Leah and Roger this morning and they're all gone after Brady's in detail description of how he washes his back. True. You made people picture that. We're sorry.

[Dick Toledo]

Most people just have a basic screen shot of either something family member on their phone. And the question was what do you think about a person that has their on their own phone? A screenshot, a selfie of themselves when.

[Brady Bogan]

You open it up picture on their phone. Is them wallpaper.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, the wallpaper.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. What do people think of that? Yeah, it's a little weird.

[Dick Toledo]

A poll asked him and said. And they said it exactly right. 32% said no. It's not cool. 32% said no. It'S okay. 68% said no.

[Brady Bogan]

That's like we're at a thousand percent right now. You're going to start over. That's too.

[Dick Toledo]

32% said it's fine to have a picture of yourself on your own phone.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Dick Toledo]

As the wallpaper. 68% said no.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, that makes sense. So 32%. Cool. 68. No.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

What's your current screen saver?

[Dick Toledo]

Just one of the general ones that the phone provides.

[Brady Bogan]

Just. I was laying on a patio by the pool.

[Dick Toledo]

Mine's a sunset. I think.

[Brady Bogan]

Mine's just the top of a palm tree in the sun and contrails. What's yours?

[John Holmberg]

Katie Hobbs.

[Brett Vesely]

No, me. Me and the old lady. As Katie Hobbs would say.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh. Oh no. You knew it would Summoner.

[Katie Hobbs]

Hi everybody. Governor Hobbs. Let me see.

[Brady Bogan]

I showed it.

[Katie Hobbs]

Let me see it again. Let me see the picture of your screen saver. There's you and. Oh, you were at the Harry Potter exhibit at Universal Studios. Is that one of the gargoyles visiting.

[Dick Toledo]

His mother in the terminal?

[Katie Hobbs]

What are those called? Those dwarf El fighters with Harry Potter. Fun. It looks like you met some of the characters. Or was that the Star wars cantina? I'd like that. I have a picture of you as my screensaver.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[Katie Hobbs]

And then. And we're at a funeral and in the back there's a tombstone that says Mathia and then Anise, the bad wife. Never really liked her that much. Okay, I gotta go. Bye, Brad.

[Brady Bogan]

Bye, Katie.

[Katie Hobbs]

Bye, John.

[Dick Toledo]

Shirt's wet.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, man. Getting that last dig in here.

[Katie Hobbs]

Sky's blue.

[Brady Bogan]

Duh. Jesus, she's mean to you.

[Dick Toledo]

56 year old woman in Florida named Shelly Hardwick got into a verbal altercation with her boyfriend last Sunday. Things got serious and she picked up a whole watermelon and threw it at the guy.

[Brady Bogan]

Hey, hey, here we go. What color is this grime? What was the name? Shelly. Shelly Hardwick. We've got watermelon chucking Shelley Hardwick. Go on.

[Dick Toledo]

She only threw it out through the watermelon out of frustration. She denied trying to hit the boyfriend, but the cops looked at him and saw watermelon seeds on his face and clothing.

[Brett Vesely]

Big fat white broad is what she is.

[Brady Bogan]

I think we have our. I think we have a mix. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Brady Bogan]

He had watermelon seeds on his shirt and face. That doesn't mean he got hit with the thrown watermelon.

[Dick Toledo]

I only have a picture of Shelly.

[Brett Vesely]

Big fat white broad.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm going with Brad. I think that's true, too. Yeah, like a thick ass. And if she is a big fat white woman and she's blonde, we know who she was throwing that 100. Ladies and gentlemen, Shelly Hardwick. Shelly Hardwick. Oh, my God.

[Dick Toledo]

Leathery Florida woman.

[Brady Bogan]

Jesus. Oh, she looks like Gollum. Oh, God, we missed the age. I don't know, she might be in her 30s and she's gonna eat herself up. Holy smokes. All right, so then, no question, on the other end of that watermelon throne was an ugly old white man.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know about that.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, no. Black guys going out with her.

[Brett Vesely]

You don't think Kendrick's getting down with that?

[Brady Bogan]

No. What the hell?

[Katie Hobbs]

I'm sorry. I just can't come back. I have to say I'm sorry.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, thank you.

[Katie Hobbs]

I mean, to you. And I. I never said why, because you remind me so much of Masai. Okay, I gotta go.

[Brady Bogan]

My God, she's on one today. On a heater. Brett, you detain that Philly. When I did my Katie Hobbs impression on ktr, I thought that whole place was just gonna burn itself down because they said the thing about, like, she doesn't really have an identity. I'm like, well, she kind of does. And then I did the thing and all of them just put their heads down like, oh, my God, you've defined her.

[Brett Vesely]

If you only had your music with you.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my God. If I could have had Katie and the Hobbs in the background the 8th grade sounding governor. Sorry, go ahead.

[Dick Toledo]

RFK junior's mandate on big pharma advertising. Talking about eliminating it. Television advertising for pharmaceutical.

[Brady Bogan]

Most other countries do that. Like a lot of places are shocked. We advertise for and that's all there.

[Dick Toledo]

Is in the last time we we did something like that. It's been a while but when they cut out cigarettes in 2024, we're talking $7.9 billion worth of advertising on television.

[Brett Vesely]

So no more Big Tarvy commercials with the giant Indian.

[Brady Bogan]

All of them. All of them jardians. Harvey, how will giant transvestite Indians know how to have sex with little tiny dudes on when they've got the HIV if they don't know about Big Tarvy?

[Brett Vesely]

We put lume in there too.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't like that you need that advertised to you. You if you are a sexually active transvestite, Native American with HIV and it took television advertising to make you realize you need a pill for that, you're not doing your due diligence anyway.

[Dick Toledo]

Does that mean that money swings back like in the all sudden. Well we can't advertise that. But now we'll go where's it going? We'll start grease the doctor's wheels again.

[Brady Bogan]

The 7.9 billion. And then they get in trouble and then has to go back.

[Dick Toledo]

Here's a Rolex.

[Brady Bogan]

RFK's got a couple problems because evidently that sexting scandal he's part of with that lady kind of got into his wife Cheryl Hines hands and she's secretly saying he can't live by himself. She has to move out there or she's got to hire somebody to stay with him. You married a Kennedy. I have no intention ever. I'm having sex outside of the match with Cheryl's the only one I have sex with with. I only have phone sex with the other ladies. I'm not really sticking it in them. That would be. I don't take the jab. I don't like vaccines. Only Cheryl gets my jab. RFK's got some problems that's going to erupt into something more and I kind of like that guy. I don't mind rfk. The voice is a little off putting. I don't mind him but he's got that wife of his who's an actress in Hollywood and she's not a big fan of him being part of this Trump thing and she's really not a big fan of going through his phone. What are you wired? I'm like I'm hard as A rock. I want to jab you like the COVID vaccine.

[Brett Vesely]

Very careful. Remember what happened to his uncle's girlfriend?

[Brady Bogan]

That's exactly right. Can you swim, Cheryl?

[Katie Hobbs]

Yes, I can swim.

[Corey Walsh]

RFK Jr.

[Brady Bogan]

I wonder if she calls him that.

[Corey Walsh]

Yes, RFK Jr. What is in your phone?

[Brady Bogan]

Certainly not a dick. Pics. It's not going to do that.

[Dick Toledo]

And now it's time for some science news.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, hey. Nope, that's Morgan Freeman. Well, Brady, let me take over. Science is important to all of us.

[Dick Toledo]

Hello, my friends, Professor Brady Bogan here with your science news.

[Brady Bogan]

I know about science. Br. Maybe you should get a story for me. The science of Deleting phone picks.

[Dick Toledo]

Colossal bioscience.

[Brady Bogan]

They're.

[Dick Toledo]

And they're the ones engineering the mammoth that we're supposed to have our first woolly mammoth calf by 2028.

[Brady Bogan]

They built one.

[Dick Toledo]

They just are teasing us a little bit because they've produced woolly mouse.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he said little tiny woolly mouse. Yeah, I saw it yesterday. It was pretty neat. The thing that they've got. They forgot the mammoth part. But these little guys are gonna. Kids are gonna want these.

[Dick Toledo]

These designed to be in cold weather.

[Brady Bogan]

You just invented like the greatest Eskimo toy ever.

[John Holmberg]

And Easter's coming up.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh my. Well, yeah, see, that's not. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't know if they've been able to. There are mice, but they don't produce that quick.

[Brady Bogan]

Are you saying they'd be delicious for a dinner or.

[Dick Toledo]

No, no.

[Brady Bogan]

A gift for the children. I don't know. It's too hot.

[Dick Toledo]

Instead of bunnies? Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, no. Don't give gifts. Don't give human or living animals nothing left. That's not a gift. Something alive and breathing is not a gift. But this will be. Kids are going to lose their minds. But they can't have them here because they. Yeah, they said something about them having to be in Arctic temperatures and shouldn't.

[John Holmberg]

We give that like a year or two? Make sure it doesn't like grow fangs or something?

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, better still.

[Dick Toledo]

500 pound mouse.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Just hooks into your kid's neck. And again, I'm not a pedophile because the first thing I think of is that woolly mouse just. Is just jugular in your child. Mom.

[Katie Hobbs]

Toons has bit my throat.

[Brady Bogan]

Toonces let her go. And then Toonces looks over and just goes never. Oh my God. I want all the money in the car keys. Toonsis has an idea.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, he's morphing.

[Brady Bogan]

He's a woolly man. Yeah, I don't know if that was the intention. I think maybe. Maybe the woolly mouse was a mistake. And they're like, okay, well, lemonade, let's just present the woolly mouth. Because if you're shooting for a woolly mammoth, wouldn't you at least come up with, like, a woolly.

[Dick Toledo]

Some jeans in there?

[Brady Bogan]

Wouldn't you start with, like a woolly German shepherd or something a little bigger than a mouse?

[Dick Toledo]

Like, mice are easier and they're not as bad. I mean, you know, they're always. That's the number one, isn't the.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure, they test a lot. Absolutely right. But when you're trying to recreate the woolly mammoth, are you really getting any ideas out of wooly mice? Not really. At least do a buffalo or something. Muck up one of those. Give me a mock up that I can get behind. You know, here's a woolly Irish wolfhound. Well, they're already kind of wooly, but yeah, I mean, prove to me you've done something. You put a toupee on a mouse.

[Dick Toledo]

The latest science on fetch finds that men with high quality swimmers live longer. And women who get it on at least once a week will live longer, too.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow. At least once we'll get it on with a person or just by themselves.

[John Holmberg]

No, AI. Robots.

[Brady Bogan]

He's saying women.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm saying with a person.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. All right, you go ahead and make that.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, should you meet with Trajan about your future sex robot?

[Brady Bogan]

AI, is that.

[John Holmberg]

Into your truck?

[Brady Bogan]

She doesn't have me. No, no. Oh, no.

[Dick Toledo]

Put it. Put her in the trust.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. Just go to somebody after you're gone.

[Brady Bogan]

No, you chuck her in Tempe Town Lake. Really disgusting. You would. You would take a gently used sex doll? What are you asking for? Is he trying to get my will down?

[Dick Toledo]

Give him the doll. Come on.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, give you some Clorox wipes in my. My doll. Weirdo. No. That gets. I get buried with it. I think. I don't think you're allowed to give that to someone else. Yuck.

[Dick Toledo]

The study also found that apes regularly have makeup sex to resolve disagreements.

[Brady Bogan]

That's adorable. Oops.

[Dick Toledo]

Wired.com just did a big story on why adding feathers to airplanes might be a good call. Free moving flaps that act like feathers could help stabilize them so there's less turbulence.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what flaps are.

[John Holmberg]

And they already have those, right?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, yeah, but not free moving. Well, you have to manual move. These will just.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't want flaps flapping the whole Point of them is they're kind of.

[Dick Toledo]

Dictate where the stabilize that Is this.

[Brady Bogan]

From an engineer just stabilize what? Wired bobbin accounting.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Planes are already kind of stable because of the flaps. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

That one in Toronto.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, you're going to have some hiccups. It's not necessarily all. And that's a flap malfunction because it was wobbling too much. Is a rudder flaps. You want the pilot in control of those.

[Dick Toledo]

It's kind of. It's like added feathers on there how I'm picturing it. So it just kind of helps take the air, you know, the. The different. The turbulent air.

[Brady Bogan]

Shut up. Shut up. Go on, keep talking.

[Dick Toledo]

Like when you watch a bird fly, the feathers, it's not the actual flapping of the wings.

[Brady Bogan]

It's their flat. They have a secondary thing under. Under their wings that they can move up and down to control their height. Yeah. To grab the air. They have. That's where we designed the wing.

[Dick Toledo]

But I'm wondering if, like, if they're basing it upon, like the feathers that actually wind can actually go through it like filt. It's like more of a filter.

[John Holmberg]

But you want a perforated airline wing, a flap.

[Brady Bogan]

I love watching Brett watch Brady describe stuff like this because it is. I can see it transition midway through the room into B.S. oh, God. Then when it gets to your ears, it's like he's just making stuff up. Yeah, but why. But what does it do? Even if you say, like, it's a good idea, do they go faster?

[Dick Toledo]

It helps stabilize the plane.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, these planes are fairly stable. Stable.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, some get rocked during turbulent times.

[Brady Bogan]

Not turbulent times. Turbulent weather.

[Dick Toledo]

Turbulent weather. It. It would help prevent that less turbulent.

[John Holmberg]

But this. Please allow me to help translate.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, help me out.

[John Holmberg]

I think the flaps he's talking about to be able to move around would mean that when there's a swift burst of air, the flap would go up a little bit. Since the flap goes up and down, the plane's not going to rise like 20.

[Brady Bogan]

20Ft. It would allow the flaps, brakes and kind of. I mean, they kind of move you up.

[John Holmberg]

It would be a buffer, he says, for the. For a sudden air burst.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't see how.

[John Holmberg]

They don't know if he's qualified to say anything like.

[Brady Bogan]

So you're saying birds never have turbulence. I've seen birds hit wind things. They battle it, get knocked. Yeah, they would battle it. Hey, Brady, you. Yeah, I've seen.

[Corey Walsh]

I've been. I've been on riding on the back them. I Had an avatar for a while and it would float me around the big dragons.

[Brady Bogan]

We hit some air.

[Corey Walsh]

We hit some tough air.

[John Holmberg]

In his defense, we have seen a lot of owls on his page.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I know he watches them, but he's never like dissected their wings. I watched a special on airplanes and I didn't know that that was just reason that we designed that thing. Just like the wings. I didn't know bird wings doubled up and they have a second thing under there to kind of like move around so they can flap and like. Oh, that's where we get that stuff from. Is that the bird? We designed it to be kind of like a second thing under the wing. And that's where if we just get the flaps to disconnect. I don't think adding feathers is a good idea. Like legitimate feathers. Besides, that just sounds crazy. Make bigger, bigger, better flaps. Sure, but what you say is adding feathers.

[Dick Toledo]

And I don't mean actual feathers either. But it acts like a feather.

[Brett Vesely]

When does vacation start?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it starts now. Good.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm out.

[Brady Bogan]

He's checked out. Why do we have to be.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm thinking like 20 or 30 feather dusters on there.

[Brady Bogan]

Right? Just in the end. You did say feathers.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, they act like feathers.

[Brady Bogan]

No, you said feathers. That's why I was like, this is a bad idea.

[Dick Toledo]

That's your science news.

[Brady Bogan]

Flaps already act like feathers. Oh, boy. Science.

[Dick Toledo]

The world's first and possibly only orchestra to exclusively make music from vegetable instruments was awarded the Guinness world record after playing 344 concerts over the course of 27 years with the same instruments using sick people. The 11 piece Vegetable Orchestra from Vienna.

[Brady Bogan]

Look on the marquee. I'm going, I'm paying top dollar if I see that on the marquee. The 11 person vegetable pretty orchestra. Well, yeah, Brady, but you're not hearing that. What I'm seeing on the marquee is not what I would walk in. The 11 person vegetable orchestra. I would immediately see online and go to Ticketmaster and get front row.

[Brett Vesely]

What's the name of the band? Terry and the Shivers.

[Brady Bogan]

Terry and the Shivos opening act would have to be Christian rappin Nathan Sutherland because his groupies are on stage and they'd be blowing some horns for sure.

[Dick Toledo]

The Hawkins.

[Corey Walsh]

Finally something useful with vegetables. Drill a hole in it and blow.

[Dick Toledo]

Man. They spent 27 years touring around playing.

[Brett Vesely]

Some zoo quad goals.

[John Holmberg]

Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

Weird.

[Dick Toledo]

The latest trend for ladies is the one leg jeans. Basically they have a.

[Brett Vesely]

There you go.

[Brady Bogan]

Is this the vegetable orchestra? You haven't. Yeah, there it Is.

[Dick Toledo]

And I think that's some of those.

[Brady Bogan]

That's just feedback and like that's digital. Digital mess.

[Dick Toledo]

I think they're showing them how they're prepping it, but I think that's the dirt.

[Brady Bogan]

This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

[Dick Toledo]

That's enough, hippie.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm with him.

[Brett Vesely]

He said it was a great video.

[Brady Bogan]

You did?

[Dick Toledo]

I did not say it was a great video.

[Brady Bogan]

What did you say?

[Dick Toledo]

I said there's a video of him. If I said it was a great video, why would I say enough?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, you afterwards, after you saw it, because we believe that you would say it's a great video and having no research in your history, then you saw it with us and you realized.

[Dick Toledo]

I watched and I watched longer on that.

[John Holmberg]

Good thing we're going on a break for a week.

[Brady Bogan]

Boy, oh boy. Get a little crotchety picture.

[Dick Toledo]

See a picture of the one legged jeans.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Ladies in one legged jeans. It's the. It's the USA track team. They wear one legged jeans. And a lot of those WNBA girls have those one legged pants on.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Angel Reese has.

[Brady Bogan]

Angel Reese wears one leg.

[Brett Vesely]

Someone gotta hide their cranks on the other side.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. That's where they got to put their penis and balls. I know, I'm getting them all. All the emails. What kind of orchestra are you talking about? Yeah, all right, Nathan, calm down. All the Nathan Sutherlands are coming in. Yeah, I don't see the picture. Yeah, I can picture. I know what one legged pants. Look, Holmberg's morning sickness. Go ahead, Brady.

[Dick Toledo]

I got a couple of quick radio videos.

[Brady Bogan]

All right.

[Dick Toledo]

Are they up? Are they up?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh no. You could. You could fill a little though.

[Dick Toledo]

All right, the first one is. How would you describe this guy?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, no, he didn't have Taco Bell name news to fill.

[Brady Bogan]

That's true. He doesn't have any food news to fill the time for your videos.

[Corey Walsh]

And I won't see a thing until they're up.

[Dick Toledo]

It's a high flying guy.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Dick Toledo]

Car loose is off the highway and does a roll.

[Brady Bogan]

Is that a car?

[Dick Toledo]

Yep. And that's a car rolling.

[John Holmberg]

And you missed him here.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a man. I thought that was a car. Okay, so the car's rolling down the road and that guy's 80ft in the air. Okay. And he lands in someone's yard. That's all caught on a ring camera. Pretty cool. Not to him, I'm sure, but that is some serious losing control of a car on a straight farm road. He was Texting and doing horrible things.

[Dick Toledo]

Last one's guy in his buggy.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Dick Toledo]

It's kind of like of a trike. A bicycle with.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a car for one. Right? Oh. In the front of him. Oh. Oh. He hits a guy moped with a. Yeah, it's a moped with a trailer. And he hits. He flips off of the moped into the trailer. Oh, my God. I would pray to get hit by a car with that music playing all the time.

[Dick Toledo]

Kids driving.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know how you even want to travel to that place with that music. I watched some of that White Lotus on hbo. The music is so, like, every time they break into a song, I'm like, I can't watch this show. I just. I can't listen to that.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Clubs with the lady boys and the little.

[Brady Bogan]

And that's their pop song. It's awful. I don't know. They're. That culture doesn't. Musically, I don't relate to that at all. That's. That starts like. Stop it. Blow into a vegetable immediately. All right, Brett, what do you got?

[Brett Vesely]

It's Friday.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. Oh, man, he sounds confident. Let's do this cocky video.

[Dick Toledo]

Brett.

[Brett Vesely]

No, I'm just saying.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, boy.

[Brady Bogan]

Did not.

[Brett Vesely]

The great part is Crandall and Bailey get together now and. And they're on an email thread between each other.

[Brady Bogan]

You've introduced your two suppliers of videos. Now they one up each other. Yeah. Oh, this is bad. So each one sharing knowledge.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

With the other and.

[Brett Vesely]

Seen this one? I'm out today, bro. That's. That's too good.

[Brady Bogan]

This is growing. All right, here we go. We're gonna start with a little bit of. This is a heavily lubricated arm in a butt and a ball sack. That has been. It's. It looks like a hippity hop. It's massive. And this guy's got both his arms chalked up like he's gonna lift weights. Chalked up. I like that. Is that that guy's genitals?

[Dick Toledo]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

They're humongous.

[Dick Toledo]

You can't wear pants.

[Brady Bogan]

I've never seen like this. Oh, now we've got two. Two fists going all the way. So much man butter.

[John Holmberg]

By the way, Bailey and Crandall, I'd love to see how you explain this to anyone else.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't have to explain it. Just hit play. Oh, two arms. I mean, this guy's got two arms and another man's behind, and I can't even.

[John Holmberg]

By the way, I apologize to anyone driving down 52nd street right now.

[Brady Bogan]

You might be able to see in the window. If you're driving by the station. Look up in the window that faces Camelback Mountain. That's us. I've never seen that much. This guy has. He's in some sort of sex swing in a room built just for this. That is remarkable. Two arms up to the elbow. There's nothing about that guy that is a little hesitant towards a prostate examination.

[Brett Vesely]

I want some more sounding.

[Brady Bogan]

Man, oh, man. All right, we're going sounding. Oh, we've got paint brushes. We've got wooden spoons, a fork, a butter knife. It's all laid out on the table like instruments of death. And then an empty lubricant bottle, which leads me to believe the next shot. The next shot is going to be something horrific. Yeah. There's kitchen supplies. It's a woman. And then, okay, she's opened the caliper to her genitals, and it is a gaping hole. She's twisting it to open it a little more so she can add things. Okay, that's a. I don't know. Oh, my God. That's her urethra.

[Dick Toledo]

That's a digit.

[Brady Bogan]

That's. She's putting a wooden fork into her urethra. I didn't know a woman could do this. But I mean, it. It's that thing you get at the dentist when your lips can't touch. And they put that machine in there to keep your lips open.

[Brett Vesely]

Hers can't either.

[Brady Bogan]

She can't have her lips touching either. I don't even know what that bottom thing is. But this. This urethra. Oh, my God. This is exploring areas that can't be explored. Make it stop. And she's in, like, thigh highs for no reason. Like, this is supposed to be sexy. Oh, now she's painting. That's the thing. Brady. Brady uses that for melted butter. That's that basting brush. Is that what that's called, the basting brush. Now, that's in the urethra and that. Oh, yeah. It could put shaving. Oh, God. Something came out. Now there's a bunch of crazy straws. There's like five crazy str. And a woman. Oh, my God. And there's. Now there's a. The handle of a. Of a butter knife. Slash, serrated kind of weak steak knife. And that is all the way in the urethra, too. Jesus. God Almighty, lady, why are you blindfolded? You're doing it to yourself. Oh, my God.

[Dick Toledo]

It's kind of a Zorro mess.

[Brady Bogan]

What else can go in There. How she put the business end of the knife in. Oh, no, she's gone. The second night.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, God. Stim 99.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that is rainy day recess Friday. That's dumb. Boy, is it ever so dumb.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, this one is called Asian Boat Testers.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh my God. There's a six Asian women bent over. One Yoko Ono in the center on her knees. Is this K Pop? What am I watching?

[Dick Toledo]

The Asian Bellagio?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Oh, their countdown is on. One in the middle's just laying there with her face. Oh, they all start peeing at the same time. Right on the. Oh, God.

[Brett Vesely]

He missed that one. He usually catches those.

[Brady Bogan]

They all. They were all peeing at the same time on an Asian woman's head. They're all bent over and surrounded her like some sort of a cult like ritual.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, this one's entitled hey, Grandpa Pratt.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Oh, it's. It's two. Is it three men? It's two men kissing and they're in their late 70s. Oh, God. It's lemon party. It's a three way gay exchange between three old men. Oh, man.

[Dick Toledo]

Bob Hope.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, God. This is the new cocoon and I don't like it. Wow, there's a lot of Viagra in this. That guy in the middle's got a pretty nice ass for an eight year old man. I gotta tell you, that is a round tight bubble on that old fella. He's not in any kind of shape, but that ass is circular. And there's John Glenn, space hero. John Glenn. He's rubbing the other guy's back. There's a dude. We are Eiffel Tower and grandpa. Oh my God. I've never seen anything like this, but I'm gonna watch till it ends. Brett, do not pause. Okay? The old man knows what he's doing. Oh my God. Brady. I think that's former co worker H.G. listia. Oh, man. Oh, he's taking. Taking one in the back door. Three old men having sex with each other. Yep. Yeah, exactly. Since grandma died, Grandpa's been a lot happier. Oh, my God. Oh, and you know, this is the generation where this is. They go out to dinner with Gladys and the grandkids later that night over at the Loobies at four. Oh, now the two guys holding hands. Yeah, the two guys who are in the butt and getting. They're not Eiffel towering, they're holding hands.

[John Holmberg]

That's like Daytone, right, John?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. Across.

[John Holmberg]

Across the border.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, yeah. You shake hands across the. The disputed zone. They're shaking that old man in the middle like he's got Parkinson's. Oh, my God. I'm. Oh, my God. I'm so glad that didn't have the bukake finish.

[Dick Toledo]

Phew.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh.

[Brett Vesely]

Happy Friday, everybody.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a lot of gray hair having sex. I've never seen that before. I've only seen the still shot of lemonparty.org. don't Google it. Don't look it up unless you want to. It's a classic. You were warned. You were warned. But I've never seen the action video. Right. Four Tone Bell. He's going to come in here a little bit. We got to show him that. We got to show him that one anyway. Wow. All right. Is he up at Desert Ridge?

[John Holmberg]

He's at Tempe.

[Brady Bogan]

Improv. At the Improv. Okay. Tone Bell's going to join us a little bit. We're going to take a little. I'm just going to walk around the building for a minute. You know, there's four of us. Hey, I just got some new ideas. We need a cameraman. We've got. We've got what it takes, boys. Brady's clearly the middle guy. Let's do this.

[John Holmberg]

Is that what's going to get us.

[Brady Bogan]

Through the next four years? See Brett and I shaking hands like Mo and curly. Right on. Oh, my God. Yeah. It rhymes with y. All right. You got some on me there, head. Wise guy, huh? Wise guy. And there goes your Brady Report. Not a great video. Not a great video. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. Still streaming. Holmberg's morning sickness [e-mail] it's time now for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call it the Brady report. And it's brought to you by all pro Shade Concepts. Patio shades. Arizona's best patio shades. And you get shade ready for the summer. Man. Having a shady space and outdoor living space. And especially in Arizona. Like you said, Brady. You got it at your place. It cools things down. 15, 20 degrees.

[Dick Toledo]

It does.

[Brady Bogan]

So especially in the evening by the pool.

[Katie Hobbs]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Dick Toledo]

Good Friday morning to your Phoenix. Hello world. We've made it. Happy employee appreciate appreciation day. Oh, we're gonna have a big party today.

[Brady Bogan]

That'd be nice. Back to work.

[Dick Toledo]

19% of people said their company was planning to do something to thank or recognize staff members.

[Brady Bogan]

19%. 19%.

[Brett Vesely]

I got trip on the phone.

[Brady Bogan]

You know what? I. You know what, Brady? Yeah. I'll do a. An employee appreciation thing today. It's called direct deposit. It's payday. Get to work, you losers. Oh, yeah, no, I'm sure stay home. I know you're gonna quote work from home today. Yeah, no doubt. How about appreciate me every once in a while. Yeah. You know what I mean with a mouth hug.

[Dick Toledo]

Couple of basis fun facts. I95 goes through 15 states from Maine down to Florida, which is the most of any interstate.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a lot.

[Dick Toledo]

Quentin Tarantino did a rewrite.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Dick Toledo]

On the movie it's Pat.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Dick Toledo]

The snl and he was paid for the rewrite, but it was uncredited.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. We're working on androgyny. Okay. Yep. What? Okay. Okay. Larry. It's our old Larry Mack. It's the same guy. Okay. Just. It's time for Pat. Okay.

[Dick Toledo]

That's how I thought the Louvre was built in Paris in 1190 as a fortress in case the Vikings ever raided the country. Didn't become a Museum until 1793.

[Brady Bogan]

Really? Not with that pyramid in front of it though. They built that later.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I think it's neat, but I don't know if it's. It's. You've seen it in person. It looks like one of those things on tv. You'd be like cool. And then you get there like it's so little.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. I wish I would have got. We didn't go into. We went walk by it.

[John Holmberg]

You know why they didn't have good spread.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Corey Walsh]

Let's go get some baguettes.

[Dick Toledo]

I looked at them like no food court.

[Brett Vesely]

Thin wheels.

[Brady Bogan]

Said by the way, you had four listeners according to Leah and Roger this morning and they're all gone after Brady's in detail description of how he washed his back. It's true. You made people picture that. We're sorry.

[Dick Toledo]

Most people just have a basic screen shot of either something a family member on their phone. And the question was, what do you think about a person that has their on their own phone? A screenshot, a selfie of themselves when.

[Brady Bogan]

You open it up picture on their phone. Is them wallpaper?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, the wallpaper.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. What do people think of that. Yeah, it's a little weird.

[Dick Toledo]

A poll asked him and said. And they said it exactly right. 32% said no. It's not cool. 32% said no. It'S okay. 68% said no.

[Brady Bogan]

That's like we're at a thousand percent right now. You're gonna start over. That's too.

[Dick Toledo]

32% said it's fine to have a picture of yourself on your own phone.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Dick Toledo]

As the wallpaper. 68% said no.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, that makes sense. So 32%. Cool. 68. No.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

What's your current screensaver?

[Dick Toledo]

Just one of the general ones that the phone provides.

[Brady Bogan]

Just. I was laying on a patio by the pool.

[Dick Toledo]

Mine's a sunset, I think.

[Brady Bogan]

Mine's just the top of a palm tree in the sun. And contrails. What's yours?

[John Holmberg]

Katie Hobbs.

[Brady Bogan]

No, me.

[Brett Vesely]

Me and the old lady. As Katie Hobbs would say.

[Brady Bogan]

Ah. Oh, no. You knew it would. Summoner.

[Katie Hobbs]

Hi, everybody. Governor Hobbs. Let me see.

[Brady Bogan]

I showed it.

[Katie Hobbs]

Let me see it again. Let me see the picture of your screen saver. There's you and. Oh, you were at the Harry Potter exhibit at Universal Studios. Is that one of the dark oils?

[Dick Toledo]

Visiting his mother in the retirement.

[Katie Hobbs]

What are those called? Those dwarf elf fighters with Harry Potter. Fun. It looks like you met some of the characters. Was that the Star wars cantina? I'd like that. I have a picture of you as my screensaver.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah?

[Katie Hobbs]

Yeah. And then we're at a funeral and in the back there's a tombstone that says Mathias. And then her niece said, bad wife. Never really liked her that much. Okay, I gotta go. Bye, Brad.

[Brady Bogan]

Bye, Katie.

[Katie Hobbs]

Bye, Joe.

[Dick Toledo]

Shirt's wet.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, man. Getting that last digging.

[Katie Hobbs]

Sky's blue.

[Brady Bogan]

Duh. Jesus. She's mean to you.

[Dick Toledo]

56 year old woman in Florida named Shelly Hardwick got into a verbal altercation with her boyfriend last Sunday. Things got serious and she picked up a whole watermelon and threw it at the guy.

[Brady Bogan]

Here we go. What color is this? What was the name? Shelly. Shelly Hardwick. We've got watermelon chucking Shelly Hardwick. Go on.

[Dick Toledo]

She only threw it out through the watermelon out of frustration. She denied trying to hit the boyfriend, but the cops looked at him and saw watermelon seeds on his face and clothing.

[Brett Vesely]

Big fat white broad is what she is.

[Brady Bogan]

I think we have our. I think we have a mix. Yeah. Oh, yeah, absolutely. He had watermelon seeds on his shirt and face. That doesn't mean he got hit with a thrown watermelon.

[Dick Toledo]

I only have a picture Of Shelly.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, big fat white broad.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm going with Brad. I think that's true, too. Yeah, like a thick ass. And if she is a big, fat white woman and she's blonde, we know who she was throwing that 100. Ladies and gentlemen, Shelly Hardwick. Shelly Hardwick. Oh, my God.

[Dick Toledo]

Leathery Florida woman.

[Brady Bogan]

Jesus. Oh, she looks like Gollum.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, God.

[Brady Bogan]

You missed the age. I don't know. She might be in her 30s and she didn't eat herself up. Holy smokes. All right, so then, no question, on the other end of that watermelon throwing was an ugly old white man.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know about that.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, no black guys going out with her.

[Brett Vesely]

You don't think Kendrick's getting down with that?

[Brady Bogan]

No. What the hell?

[Katie Hobbs]

I'm sorry. I just want to come back pretty. I have to say I'm sorry.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, thank you.

[Katie Hobbs]

I mean to you. And I. I never said why. Because you remind me so much of Messiah. Okay, I gotta go.

[Brady Bogan]

My God, she's on one today. She's trying to heat her. Brett, you detain that Philly. When I did my Katie Hobbs impression on ktr, I thought that whole place was just going to burn itself down because they said the thing about, like, she doesn't really have an identity. I'm like, well, she kind of does. And then I did the thing and all of them just put their heads down like, oh, my God, you've defined her.

[Brett Vesely]

If you only had your music with you.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my God, if I could have had Katie and the Hobbs in the background. The eighth grade sounding governor. Sorry, go ahead.

[Dick Toledo]

RFK Junior's mandate on Big Pharma advertising. Talking about eliminating it. Television advertising for pharmaceutical.

[Brady Bogan]

Most other countries do that. Like, a lot of places are shocked. We advertise for. And that's all there is in the last time we.

[Dick Toledo]

We did something like that. It's been a while, but when they cut out cigarettes in 2024, we're talking $7.9 billion worth of advertising on television.

[Brett Vesely]

So no more biktarvy commercials with the giant Indian.

[Brady Bogan]

All of them. All of them jardians. Harvey, how will giant transvestite Indians know how to have sex with little tiny dudes on when they've got the hiv? If they don't know about big. Harvey quit.

[Brett Vesely]

Put Lume in there, too.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't like that you need that advertised. You. If you are a sexually active transvestite, Native American with hiv, and it took television advertising to make you realize you need a pill for that, you're not Doing your due diligence.

[Dick Toledo]

Anyway, does that mean that money swings back like in the all sudden? Well, we can't advertise that. But now we'll go, where's it going? We'll start grease the doctor's wheels again.

[Brady Bogan]

The 7.9 billion. And then they get in trouble and then has to go back.

[Dick Toledo]

Here's a Rolex.

[Brady Bogan]

RFK's got a couple problems because evidently that sexting scandal he's part of with that lady kind of got into his wife Cheryl Hines hands and she's secretly saying he can't live by himself. She has to move out there or she's got to hire somebody to stay with him. You married a Kennedy. I'm not intention ever. Having sex outside of the marriage with Cheryl's the only one I have sex with. I only have phone sex with the other ladies. I'm not really sticking it in them. That would be. I don't take the jab. I don't like vaccines. Only Cheryl gets my jab. RFK's got some problems that's gonna erupt into something more. And I kind of like that guy. I don't mind rfk. The voice is a little off putting. I don't mind him, but he's got that wife of his who's an actress in Hollywood and she's not a big fan of him being part of this Trump thing thing. And she's really not a big fan of going through his phone. Why are you wired? I'm like I'm hard as rock. I want to jab you like the COVID vaccine.

[Brett Vesely]

Very careful. Remember what happened to his uncle's girlfriend.

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly right. Can you swim, Cheryl?

[Katie Hobbs]

Yes, I can swim.

[Corey Walsh]

RFK junior.

[Brady Bogan]

I wonder if she calls him that.

[Dick Toledo]

Yes.

[Corey Walsh]

RFK junior. What is in your phone?

[Brady Bogan]

Certainly not a dick. Pics. It's not going to do that. That.

[Dick Toledo]

And now it's time for some science news.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, hey. Nope, that's Morgan Freeman. Well, Brady, let me take over. Science is important to all of us.

[Dick Toledo]

Hello, my friends, Professor Brady Bogan here with your science news.

[Brady Bogan]

I know about science Br. Maybe you should get a story for me. The science of deleting your phone picks.

[Dick Toledo]

Colossal Muscle Bioscience.

[Brady Bogan]

They're.

[Dick Toledo]

And they're the ones engineering the mammoth that we're supposed to have our first woolly mammoth calf by 2028.

[Brady Bogan]

They built one.

[Dick Toledo]

They just are teasing us a little bit because they've produced woolly mouse.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he's a little tiny woolly mouse. Yeah, I saw it yesterday. It was pretty neat. The thing that they've got. They forgot the mammoth part. But these little guys are gonna. Kids are gonna want these designed to.

[Dick Toledo]

Be in cold weather.

[Brady Bogan]

You just invented like the greatest Eskimo toy ever.

[John Holmberg]

And Easter's coming out.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh my. Well, yeah, see that's not.

[OJ Simpson]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't know if they've been able to. There are mice, but they don't produce that quick.

[Brady Bogan]

Are you saying they'd be delicious for a dinner or.

[Dick Toledo]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, a gift for the children. I don't know. It's too hot.

[Dick Toledo]

Instead of bunnies. Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

No. Don't give gifts. Don't give human or living animals nothing. That's not a gift. Something alive and breathing is not a gift. But this will be. Kids are going to lose their minds. But they can't have them here because they. Yeah, they said something about them having to be in arctic temperatures and shouldn't.

[John Holmberg]

We give that like a year to make sure it doesn't like grow fangs or something?

[Dick Toledo]

No, better still, 500 pound mouse.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Just hooks into your kid's neck. And again, I'm not a pedophile because the first thing I think of is that woolly mouse just. Is just jugular in your child. Mom.

[Katie Hobbs]

Toonsis bit my throat.

[Brady Bogan]

Toontis let her go. And then Toontis looks over and just goes, never. Oh my God. I want all the money in the car keys. Toontis has an idea.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, he's morphing.

[Brady Bogan]

He's a woolly man. Yeah, it was. I don't know if that was the intention. I think maybe, maybe the woolly mouse was a mistake. And they're like, okay, well lemonade, let's just present the woolly mouth. Because if you're shooting for a woolly mammoth, wouldn't you at least come up.

[Dick Toledo]

With like a woolly some genes in there?

[Brady Bogan]

Wouldn't you start with like a woolly German shepherd or something a little bigger than a mouse?

[Dick Toledo]

Like mice are easier and they're not as bad. I mean, you know, they're always. That's the number one, isn't the.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure.

[Dick Toledo]

They test a lot in a way.

[Brady Bogan]

Absolutely right. Rats and mice. But when you're trying to recreate the woolly mammoth, are you really getting any ideas out of woolly mice? Not really. At least do a buffalo or something, muck up one of those, give me a mock up that I can get behind. You know, here's a woolly Irish wolfhound. Well, they're already kind of woolly, but yeah, I mean, prove to me you've Done. Something you just. You put a toupee on a mouse.

[Dick Toledo]

The latest science on thin sex finds that men with high quality swimmers live longer. And women who get it on at least once a week will live longer, too.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow. At least once. We'll get it on with a person or just by themselves. No. AI.

[John Holmberg]

Robots.

[Brady Bogan]

You saying women?

[Dick Toledo]

I'm saying with a person.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm making that call.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. You go ahead and make that.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, should you meet with Trajan about your future sex robot? AI.

[Brady Bogan]

Is that.

[John Holmberg]

Into your truck?

[Brady Bogan]

She doesn't have me. No, no.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, no. Put it. Put her in the trust.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Why?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. Just go to somebody after you're gone.

[Brady Bogan]

No. You chuck her in Tempe Town Lake. Really disgusting. You would. You would take a gently used sex doll? What are you asking for? Is he trying to get my will down?

[Dick Toledo]

Give him the doll. Come on.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh. Give you some Clorox wipes in my. My doll. Weirdo. No. That gets. I get buried with it. I think. I don't think you're allowed to give that to someone else. Yuck.

[Dick Toledo]

The study also found that apes regularly have makeup sex to resolve disagreements.

[Brady Bogan]

That's adorable. Oops.

[Dick Toledo]

Wired.com just did a big story on why adding feathers to airplanes might be a good call. Free moving flaps that act like feathers could help stabilize them so there's less turbulence.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what flaps are.

[John Holmberg]

And they already have those, right?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. But not free moving. Well, you have to manual move. These will just.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't want flaps flapping. The whole point of them is they.

[Dick Toledo]

Kind of dictate where the stabilize that.

[John Holmberg]

Is this from an engineer.

[Brady Bogan]

Just stabilize what?

[John Holmberg]

Wire bob and accounting.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Planes are already kind of stable. Because of the flaps. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

That one in Toronto.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, you're going to have some hiccups. It's not necessarily. Oh. And that's a flap malfunction because it was wobbling too much. Is a rudder flaps. You want the pilot in control of those.

[Dick Toledo]

It's kind of. It's like added feathers on there. How I'm picturing it. So it just kind of helps take the air. You know, the. The different. The turbulent air that let him go.

[Brady Bogan]

Shut up. Shut up. Go on. Keep talking.

[Dick Toledo]

Like when you watch a bird fly, the feathers. It's not the actual flapping of the wings.

[Brady Bogan]

It's their fly. They have a secondary thing under their wings that they can move up and down to control their height. Yeah. To grab the air. They have. That's where we designed the Wing.

[Dick Toledo]

But I'm wondering if they're basing it upon, like, the feathers that actually. Wind can actually go through it. Like filt. It's like more of a. A filter.

[John Holmberg]

But you want a perforated airline wing, a flap.

[Brady Bogan]

I love watching Brett watch Brady describe stuff like this, because it is. I can see it transition midway through the room into B.S. oh, God. Then when it gets to your ears, it's like he's just making stuff up. Yeah, but why. But what does it do? Even if you say, like, it's a good idea, do they go faster?

[Dick Toledo]

It helps stabilize the plane.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, these planes are fairly stable.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, some get rocked during turbulent times.

[Brady Bogan]

Not turbulent times. Turbulent weather.

[Dick Toledo]

Turbulent weather. It. It would help prevent that get less turbulent.

[Brady Bogan]

But this.

[John Holmberg]

Please allow me to help translate.

[Brady Bogan]

Help me out.

[John Holmberg]

I think the flaps he's talking about to be able to move around would mean that when there's a swift burst of air, the flap would go up a little bit. Since the flap goes up and down, the plane's not going to rise, like, 20ft.

[Brady Bogan]

It would allow the flaps, brakes, and kind of. I mean, they kind of move you up.

[John Holmberg]

It would be a buffer. He says, for the. For a sudden airburst.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't see how that.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know if he's qualified to say anything like that.

[Brady Bogan]

They're saying birds never have turbulence. I've seen birds hit wind things. They battle it, get knocked. Yeah, they would battle it. Hey, Brady, you. Yeah, I've seen.

[Corey Walsh]

I've been. I've been on riding on the back. I had an avatar for a while, and it would float me around the big dragons.

[Brady Bogan]

We hit some.

[Corey Walsh]

We had some tough air.

[John Holmberg]

In his defense, we have seen a lot of owls on his page.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I know he watches them. Okay. But he's never, like, dissected their wings. I watched a special on airplanes, and I didn't know that that was just reason that we designed that thing. Just like the wings. I didn't know bird wings doubled up and they have a second thing under there to kind of like, move around so they can flap and, like. Oh, that's where we get that stuff from. Is that the bird? We designed it to be kind of like a second thing under the wing, and that's where we just get the flaps to disconnect. I don't think adding feathers is a good idea. Like, legitimate feathers. Besides, that just sounds crazy. Like, bigger, bigger, better flaps. Sure, but what you say is adding.

[Dick Toledo]

Feathers, and I don't mean actual feathers either, but it acts Like a feather.

[Brett Vesely]

When does vacation start?

[Brady Bogan]

Dad starts now. Really good.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm out.

[Brady Bogan]

He's checked out. Why do we have to be.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm thinking like 20 or 30 feather dusters on that.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. Just in the end. Yeah. You did say feathers.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, they act like feathers.

[Brady Bogan]

No, you said feathers. That's why I was like, this is a bad idea.

[Dick Toledo]

That's your science news.

[Brady Bogan]

Flaps already. Act like feathers. Oh boy. Science.

[Dick Toledo]

The world's first and possibly only orchestra to exclusively make music from vegetable instruments was awarded the Guinness world record after playing 344 concerts over the course of 27 years with using same instruments using sick people. The 11 piece Vegetable Orchestra from Vienna.

[Brady Bogan]

Look on the marquee. I'm going, I'm paying top dollar if I see that on the marquee. The 11 person vegetable pretty orchestra. Well, yeah, Brady, but you're not hearing that. What I'm seeing on the marquee is not what I would walk. The 11 person Vegetable Orchestra. I would immediately see online and go to Ticketmaster and get front row.

[Brett Vesely]

What's the name of the band? Terry and the Shybos.

[Brady Bogan]

Opening act would have to be Christian rappin Nathan Sutherland because his groupies are on stage and they'd be blowing some horns for sure. Yeah, the Hawkins.

[Corey Walsh]

Finally something useful with vegetables. Drill a hole in it and blow.

[Dick Toledo]

Man. They spent 27 years touring around playing some Z goals.

[John Holmberg]

Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

Weird.

[Dick Toledo]

The latest trend for ladies is the oneleg jeans. Basically they have a.

[Brett Vesely]

There you go.

[Brady Bogan]

Is this the vegetable orchestra? You have it? Yeah, there it is.

[Dick Toledo]

And I think that's some of those.

[Brady Bogan]

That's just feedback and like that's digital. Digital mess.

[Dick Toledo]

I think they're showing them how they're prepping it, but I think that's the sound effect.

[Brady Bogan]

This is the dumbest thing.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, that's enough, hippie.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm with him.

[Brett Vesely]

He said it was a great video.

[Brady Bogan]

You did.

[Dick Toledo]

I did not say it was a great video.

[Brady Bogan]

What did you say?

[Dick Toledo]

I said there's a video of him. If I said it was a great video, why would I say enough?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, you afterwards, after you saw it. Because we believe that you would say it's a great video and having no research in your history, then you saw it with us and you realized.

[Dick Toledo]

I watched and I watched longer on that.

[John Holmberg]

Good thing we're going on a break for a week.

[Brady Bogan]

Boy, oh boy. Get a little crotchety picture.

[Dick Toledo]

See a picture of the one legged jeans.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Ladies in one legged jeans. It's the. It's the USA track team. They wear One legged jeans. And a lot of those WNBA girls have those one legged pants on.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Angel Reese has.

[Brady Bogan]

Angel Reese wears one leg.

[Brett Vesely]

Someone gotta hide their cranks on the other side.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. That's where they gotta put their penis and ball calls. I know. I'm getting them all. All the emails. What kind of orchestra are you talking about? Yeah. All right Nathan, calm down. All the Nathan Sutherlands are coming in. Yeah, I don't see the picture. Yeah, it doesn't matter. I can picture. I know what one legged pants look like. Homebrew, morning sickness. Go ahead, Brady.

[Dick Toledo]

I got a couple of quick Brady videos.

[Brady Bogan]

All right.

[Dick Toledo]

Are they up?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh no. You could. You could fill a little though.

[Dick Toledo]

All right, the first one is. How would you describe this guy? Oh no.

[John Holmberg]

He didn't have Taco Bell news to fill.

[Brady Bogan]

That's true. He didn't have any food news to fill the time videos.

[Corey Walsh]

And I won't see a thing until they're up.

[Dick Toledo]

It's a high flying guy.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Dick Toledo]

Loosen off the highway and does a roll.

[Brady Bogan]

Is that a car?

[Dick Toledo]

Yep. And that's a car rolling. And you missed him here.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a man. I thought that was a car. Okay. So the car's rolling down the road and that guy's 80ft in the air. Okay. And he lands in someone's yard. That's also caught on a ring camera. Pretty cool. Not to him I'm sure but that is some serious losing control of a car on a straight farm road. He was texting and doing horrible things.

[Dick Toledo]

Last one's guy in his buggy.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Dick Toledo]

It's kind of like a trike. A bicycle with.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a car for one. Right? Oh. In the front of him. Oh. Oh. He hits a guy moped with a trailer. It's a moped with a trailer. And he hits him and he flips off of the moped into the trailer. Trailer. Oh my God. I would pray to get hit by a car with that music playing all the time. I don't know how you even want to travel to that place with that music. I watched some of that White Lotus on hbo. Yeah. The music is so like every time they break into a song I'm like I can't watch this show. I just. I can't listen to that.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Clubs with the lady boys and that's their pop song. It's awful. I don't know there. That culture doesn't. Musically, I don't relate to that at all. That's. That starts like. Stop it. Blow into a vegetable Immediately. All right, Brett, what do you got?

[Brett Vesely]

It's Friday.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. Oh, man. He sounds confident. Let's do this cocky video.

[Dick Toledo]

Brett.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm just saying, man.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, boy.

[Brady Bogan]

I did not.

[Brett Vesely]

The great part is Crandall and Bailey get together now, and. And they're on an email thread between each other.

[Brady Bogan]

You've introduced your two suppliers of videos. Oh, now they one up each other. Yeah. Oh, this is bad. So each one sharing knowledge.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

With the other and.

[Brett Vesely]

You seen this one? I'm out today, bro. That's. That's too good.

[Brady Bogan]

This is growing. All right, here we go.

[Brett Vesely]

We're gonna start with a little bit of.

[Brady Bogan]

This is a heavily lubricated arm in a butt and a ball sack. That is been. It's. It looks like a hippity hop. It's massive. And this guy's got both his arms chalked up like he's gonna lift weights. Chalked up. I like that. Is that that guy's genitals? Yeah. They're humongous.

[Dick Toledo]

You can't wear pants.

[Brady Bogan]

I've never seen anything like this. Oh, now we've got two. Two fists going all the way. So much man butter.

[John Holmberg]

By the way, Bailey and Crandall, I'd love to see how you explain this to anyone else.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't have to explain it. Just hit play. Two arms. I mean, this guy's got two arms and another man's behind, and I can't even.

[John Holmberg]

By the way, I apologize to anyone driving down 52nd street right now, you.

[Brady Bogan]

Might be able to see it in the window. If you're driving by the station, look up in the window that faces Camelback Mountain. That's on us. I've never seen that much. This guy has. He's in some sort of sex swing in a room built just for this. I. Yeah. That is remarkable. Two arms up to the elbow. There's nothing about that guy that is a little hesitant towards a prostate exam.

[Brett Vesely]

How about some more sounding?

[Brady Bogan]

Man, oh, man. All right, we're going sounding. Oh, we've got paintbrushes. We've got wooden spoons, a fork, a butter knife. Knife. It's all laid out on the table like instruments of death. And then an empty lubricant bottle, which leads me to believe the next shot. The next shot is going to be something horrific. Yeah. There's kitchen supplies. It's a woman. And then. Okay, she's opened the caliper to her genitals, and it is a gaping hole. She's twisting it to open it a little More so she can add things. Okay, that's a. I don't know. Oh, my God. That's her urethra.

[Dick Toledo]

That's a digit.

[Brady Bogan]

She's putting a wooden fork into her urethra. I didn't know a woman could do this. But I mean, it. It's that thing you get at the dentist when your lips can't touch. And they put that machine in there to keep your lips open.

[Brett Vesely]

Hers can't either.

[Brady Bogan]

She can't have her lips touching either. I don't even know what that bottom thing is. But this. This urethras. Oh, my God. This is exploring areas that can't be explored. Make it stop. And she's in, like, thyat eyes for no reason. Like, this is supposed to be sexy. Oh, now she's painting with. That's the thing. Brady. Brady uses that for melted butter. That's. That. Is that what. That's called the basting brush. Now that's in the urethra. Shave and that. Oh, yeah. Could it. Oh, God. Something came out. Now's a bunch of crazy straws. Like five crazy straws in a woman's. Oh, my God. And there's. Now there's a. The. The handle of a. Of a butter knife. Sl. Serrated, kind of weak steak knife. And that is all the way in the urethra, too. Jesus. God Almighty, lady, why are you blindfolded? You're doing it to yourself. Oh, my God.

[Dick Toledo]

It's kind of a Zoro.

[Brady Bogan]

What else can go in there? How she put the business end of the knife in. Oh, no. Oh, she's going in with a second knife. Oh, God.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, stim 99.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that is Rainy day Recess Friday. That's dumb. Boy, is it ever so dumb.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, this one is called Asian Boat Testers.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my God. There's a. Six Asian women bent over. One Yoko Ono in the center on her knees. Is this K Pop? What am I watching?

[Dick Toledo]

Asian Bellagio.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, their countdown is on. One in the middle's just laying there with her fake. Oh, they all start peeing at the same time. Right on the. Oh, God. Sorry, he missed that one.

[Brett Vesely]

He usually catches those.

[Brady Bogan]

They all. They were all peeing at the same time. Time on an Asian woman's head. They're all bent over and surrounded her like some sort of a cult like ritual.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, this one's entitled hey, Grandpa Pratt.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Oh, it's. It's two. Is it three men? It's two men kissing and they're in their late 70s. Oh, God. It's lemon party. It's a three way gay exchange between three old men. Oh, man.

[Dick Toledo]

Bob Hope.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, God. This is the new cocoon and I don't like it. Wow, there's a lot of Viagra in this. That guy in the middle's got a pretty nice ass for an eight year old man. I gotta tell you. That is a round tight bubble on that old fella. He's not in any kind of shape, but that ass is circular. And there's John Glenn, space hero John Glenn. He's rubbing the other guy's back. There's a dude. We are Eiffel towering. Grandpa. Oh my God. Never seen anything like this, but I'm gonna watch till it ends. Brett, do not pause.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay?

[Brady Bogan]

The old man knows what he's doing. Oh, my God. Brady. I think that's former co worker H.G. listiac. Oh, man. Oh, he's taking. Taking one in the back door. Three old men having sex with each other. Yep. Yeah, exactly. Since grandma died, grandpa's been a lot happier. Oh my God. Oh, and you know, this is the generation where this is. They go out to dinner with Gladys and the grandkids later that night over at the Looby's at for. Oh, now the two guys. Yeah, there's the two guys who are in the butt and getting. They're not Eiffel towering. They're holding hands.

[John Holmberg]

That's like Daytone right across the border.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, you shake hands across the. The disputed zone. They're shaking that old man in the middle like he's got Parkinson's. Oh my God. I'm. Oh my God. I'm so glad that didn't have the bukake finish.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, Happy Friday, everybody.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a lot of gray hair having sex. I've never seen that before. I've only seen the still shot of lemon party.org. don't Google it. Don't look it up unless you want to. It's a classic. Warned. You were warned. But I've never seen the action video. Right. Four Tone Bell. He's going to come in here a little bit. We got to show him that. We got to show him that one anyway. Wow. All right. Is he up at Desert ridge?

[John Holmberg]

He's at 10pm Prep.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Tone Bell's going to join us a little bit. We're going to take a little. I'm just going to walk around the building for minute. You know, there's four of us. Hey, I just got some new ideas. We need a cameraman. We've got. We've got what it takes, boys. Brady's, clearly the middle guy. Let's do this.

[John Holmberg]

Is that what's going to get us.

[Brady Bogan]

Through the next four years? See Brett and I shaking hands like Mo and curly. Right on. Oh, my God. Yeah, it rhymes with. All right. You got some on me there, head. Wise guy, huh? Wise guy. And there goes your Brady report. It's not a great video. Not great video. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. Still streaming morning sickness [e-mail] here in the morning sickness and it is a rainy day. Before we get in the rest of this day, let's close some more schools. What do you say? East Valley High school's closed. Highland High School. Gilbert shutting down. Gilbert High School. That's yours, Brett. We closed them. It's the powers only morning show DJs have.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right, Gilbert High.

[Brady Bogan]

It's snow days. And you're welcome from your hero me. It's probably already in school already. But if you haven't made it by now, it's better to shut down schools before they start. Sonoran desert school. We shut them down all morning. But if you're in those schools right now and word gets out that you're. You should shut it down. Get out of there. Just get.

[Dick Toledo]

Also all homeschooling.

[Brady Bogan]

Cancel homeschooling. Cancer. You kids go directly to a school. Get away from the homeschooling. You go right to a school you're not allowed to be in. All you strangely non social odd birds that are homeschooled, get over there. Close them up. Man, oh man, those snow days. You. You guys have no idea, you Arizonans, how awesome it is to have a morning show host say that your school name. Oh, the power to close the schools. I was. There's a meeting right before you get a morning show. We want to hire you on as a morning show. It's like being in the emergency aisle of a plane. I need a verbal yes. Are you willing and capable closing the schools on days we asked you to close? Yes. You're hired. That's how Tripp. You know, when Tripp got here, he goes, let's refresh your school closing abilities. Like it never snows. He goes, you never know. And he's right. I tried to close them all this morning. Kids. Don't blame me. It's your parents parents that fought it. It is 9:19. It's time for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by [e-mail] the home of tactical black self defense training. They have A black level test this morning underway right now. So if you guys want to get out there and knock that snot. Brett. No. I did say no. It is the highest level you can achieve. You are. You get into the expert level and all your class work, everything you do culminates into this. And you start doing those. The black classes aren't. Don't. Right. They're amazing and they are man. There's some high level fighters in there and some great skilled people and they've worked really hard for it. So congratulations to everybody. Testing in that this morning up there at the house of bruise.

[Brett Vesely]

What up Billboy?

[Brady Bogan]

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[Dick Toledo]

We had sad news yesterday. Nudity sad news yesterday. I don't know if there was any nudity involved but anti Angela or Pamela Bach ex wife of David Hasselhoff died self inflicted gunshot wound. She was 61 years old.

[Brady Bogan]

Hasselhoff's wife was very pretty. That's the one. That is his ex. But I remember back in the Baywatch days and a little bit after that gorgeous woman.

[Dick Toledo]

They're married from 89 to 2006. They have two daughters.

[Brady Bogan]

And she was the one who tolerated him drunk. Right. The daughter had together.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

The one that filmed Hasselhoff trying to eat that burger off the floor. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

The dot. I'm not sure which one did the Haley or. I think it was Haley.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I don't know which one. I don't know their name. I just know that I think it was her kids with David. The Hoff.

[Dick Toledo]

The search for the next James Bond is still happening and someone asked Pierce Brosnan if he'd come back as James Bond. He said of course. How could I not be interested? But it's a delicate situation now. I think the best Thing is, let sleeping dogs lie. Really? I think so. I've done four movies.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm 71 years old.

[Brady Bogan]

He still looks fantastic, too. Now he's Silver Pierce Brosnan.

[Dick Toledo]

He's done a couple of, like, independent movies. Streaming movies are. They're pretty good.

[Brady Bogan]

No, he's. He's cool. Like, Pierce is just cool. He's also got a very great voice for Bond. Even still now, today, my favorite line he ever uttered in a movie, for some reason, and I don't know why, Miranda Hillard was the character that Sally field played and Mrs. Doubtfire. And his co worker says to him, and he says something about, yeah, Miranda and you, you're getting together, huh? And he goes, yeah. She goes, I guess. Well, what's with all the kids? Those are Miranda Hillhots kids. And I don't know why I thought that was great that he said her whole name and the guy knew her. Some are kids, and I'm crazy about them.

[Dick Toledo]

Movies out this weekend. Mickey 17, that's the Bobby Pattinson one where he's like a dark comedy.

[Brady Bogan]

Keeps dying like he's a test death.

[Dick Toledo]

Bong Jun Ho is the director on it. He's the guy that did Parasite.

[Brady Bogan]

Everybody sounded like he was unwilling or unable to say that man's name without disdain.

[Corey Walsh]

Another one of those people made a movie. Bong Jun Ho.

[Dick Toledo]

Queen of the Ring is the other movie.

[Brady Bogan]

Is that the.

[Dick Toledo]

About Mildred Burke?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that's the wrestler.

[Dick Toledo]

One female wrestler, Yep. And then there's this one that's called in the Lost Lands. It's based on a short story from the Game of Thrones author, George R.R. martin. Dave Bautista and Mila Jovovich are a witch and a hunter who must journey to the dangerous land to find an artifact for a queen.

[Brady Bogan]

Mean fantasy stuff. Yeah, people like that.

[Dick Toledo]

If you're a fan of the hot ones, I guess. Bill Murray absolutely crushed it. And Pete Davidson, not so much.

[Brady Bogan]

No, he went out early.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Probably fired up his bipolar personality disorder.

[Brett Vesely]

With his big crank. Swinging it around.

[Brady Bogan]

Dong knocked the table over a couple of times.

[Dick Toledo]

It popped. If you could plan on seeing Ghost. Ghost and the Skeletor.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, the band.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, the band Ghost. They're gonna bag your phone. No phones allowed.

[Brady Bogan]

No kidding.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. Tobias says we want fans to be there in the moment. Yeah, he's like, it's a little discouraging when there's 10,000 people there and 8,000.

[Brett Vesely]

Phones are up after that last song.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, what they just released. You don't have to worry about me taping that one. Although the new look is cool. Larry showed it to me yesterday. Papa 5. It's a very cool look. They've got, like, Papa Maritis has switched to Papa 5 or Papa V or whatever they're calling.

[Brett Vesely]

It's trying to join Slipknot now or what?

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, it's kind of. No, it's. It's very ghost. But it's a really cool new look. He changes it every time he switches, like, into the new pope. It's pretty. Have you seen it, Corey? Oh, it's pretty cool.

[Dick Toledo]

Brett, you and Toledo might have to try this. Guar has a. The. Their own coffee out the espresso destructo. 17 bucks a bag.

[Brady Bogan]

They're gonna go broke. That's not a good idea. I don't want anything liquid coming from Guar going in my mouth. No, that's a lawsuit. If Guar ever poured anything into my mouth, I would immediately sue. I don't. It's just coffee. I'm like, no, it's gwar coffee. Something's. There's feces in that. There's a humongous coffee cup. Yeah. Nope. All right. There you go. That's your entertainment drill. It's time for the Guadalupe Squares. Already on a Friday. Thrillers here. We're all ready to go. We just need you, girl and a boy. 585-9800. That's the number. You call us. We'll play the Guadalupe squares next. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98. Still streaming morning sickness online at 98 kupd.com here in the morning sickness. Looky there. Corey Walsh has wandered into the room. Thriller is here and ready to go. Thriller. Explain to everybody your big weekend.

[OJ Simpson]

Yeah. So. Well, doing more basketball is a big tournament going on for all the conferences, right? As women are already done. They did Louis last.

[Brady Bogan]

Are you happy about that?

[OJ Simpson]

I mean, you know, we're want to see a team lose, but, you know.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you do. You have to. Each game, there's always a team that loses.

[OJ Simpson]

You don't want your home team to lose.

[Brady Bogan]

Women's basketball, now, it's done for now. Right? And. But you have to sit and listen to it on the radio. You don't even get to watch it.

[OJ Simpson]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[OJ Simpson]

It's all audio.

[Brady Bogan]

You're rooting for that to go away.

[Dick Toledo]

Choke up a little bit on the last game.

[Brady Bogan]

It was close.

[OJ Simpson]

It was a fun game.

[Brady Bogan]

Who's your favorite ASU women's basketball player?

[OJ Simpson]

Let's see. I would say he's underrated, but Heavenly Grade Greer.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, that sounds like a stripper name. I like the name. Okay. Heavenly Greer. Yep.

[Dick Toledo]

Power forward.

[OJ Simpson]

She kind of flip flops different positions, but she does pretty good. She didn't make a whole lot.

[Brady Bogan]

Typical woman.

[OJ Simpson]

Yeah, they don't. She didn't play a whole lot, but she did pretty good.

[Brady Bogan]

Indecisive. All right. Heavenly Greer.

[OJ Simpson]

That's her name.

[Brady Bogan]

How tall?

[OJ Simpson]

I think she's 5 10.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, okay.

[OJ Simpson]

She's cool on the higher end.

[Brady Bogan]

All right.

[OJ Simpson]

He's not one of the bigs, though. Anything over 6 is a big.

[Brady Bogan]

How about a little pop for Heavenly Greer from Corey Thriller Elf.

[OJ Simpson]

Why'd you pull it off?

[Brady Bogan]

It's that the first time you've seen her?

[OJ Simpson]

No, I've seen website. They have pictures, they have rosters.

[Dick Toledo]

Why you pull it up?

[John Holmberg]

We have to see her.

[Brett Vesely]

Got the grinder going.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, she's got a little grinder hair. She looks weedy. You like a girl who's weedy? No, not a weedy.

[OJ Simpson]

Not particularly.

[Brady Bogan]

So a lady on weed, off the list. Like, if you. If you liked a girl and turned out she was smoking, you'd be like.

[OJ Simpson]

No, thanks, I'll give it a shot. But if she does a little too much, I'm like, all right.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Yeah. If she's. Yeah, she's a drug addict, yeah, sure.

[OJ Simpson]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

How much is too much?

[OJ Simpson]

I'd say anything past like, three a month.

[Brady Bogan]

Three times?

[OJ Simpson]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

No kidding. That's.

[OJ Simpson]

I'm a little hardline.

[Brady Bogan]

I get it. That's right. You want them hardline. Hardline, conservative. That's what you are.

[OJ Simpson]

But this weekend, we do have NAU men's basketball, so be fun.

[Brady Bogan]

You ever broke up with a girl? Yeah. Yeah. How'd it go?

[OJ Simpson]

I was an idiot. So it didn't go well?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, she broke up with you? You.

[OJ Simpson]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

Have you ever broken up with a girl? No. You've never dumped something?

[OJ Simpson]

No, I'm desperate for any.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes. So if I hear he's sticking around no matter what.

[OJ Simpson]

Oh, you. You fell for the trick. All right, cool.

[Brady Bogan]

But you draw the line at weed.

[OJ Simpson]

I can, huh?

[Brady Bogan]

It's Corey Walsh, everybody. Just getting to know you.

[OJ Simpson]

Questions wrong.

[Brady Bogan]

I. I always do this. I'm sorry. No worries. Very curious about it. I don't get a lot. I don't get a lot of time with Cory.

[Dick Toledo]

Getting to know.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, getting to know Corey. It's time for your Guadalupe squares. Here he is, Corey Thriller Walsh, everybody. Take it away.

[OJ Simpson]

Thank you, Chancellor.

[Brady Bogan]

Let's begin.

[OJ Simpson]

The top left square. Katie Hobbs joining us. How's it going in 2025?

[Katie Hobbs]

That's fine. Cory. How are you?

[Brady Bogan]

Good, good.

[Katie Hobbs]

Hi, Brad.

[Brady Bogan]

Hi, Katie.

[Katie Hobbs]

Hi, Cory.

[OJ Simpson]

Yeah.

[Katie Hobbs]

Have you ever seen Brett's wife?

[OJ Simpson]

I've seen pictures.

[Katie Hobbs]

I would suggest that you don't look at those because you've already got enough problem. So you don't want to go blind to.

[OJ Simpson]

She seems very nice though.

[Katie Hobbs]

I know you don't like girls who smoke weed, but she drives you to drugs, I think. And when I say that, I mean Walgreens. Cuz she's got to take like hard pills and all sorts. She probably at pharmacy a lot. Hi, brat.

[Dick Toledo]

Hi, Katie.

[Katie Hobbs]

How are you?

[Brett Vesely]

I'm good. How you doing?

[Katie Hobbs]

It's so rainy outside. Brett, we should take a walk in the rain.

[Brady Bogan]

I got nothing better to do.

[Katie Hobbs]

And him walking in the rain. That's what we want. That's what Mathias wants. Yeah. Orange juice hops. Brady made me laugh. The same way I laugh every time I think of Mathia naked. It's gross. But hilarious.

[OJ Simpson]

Cory, I hope you look well.

[Katie Hobbs]

I think you should introduce yourself to Mathias.

[OJ Simpson]

Why?

[Katie Hobbs]

Because I think two special needs people need to find each other.

[OJ Simpson]

I think she's happily married from what I understand.

[Katie Hobbs]

I think she's happily married because someone's talking to her. It's proud I'm concerned about. I want him to be happily married to a fully functioning human and not.

[Brady Bogan]

Are you single?

[Katie Hobbs]

Not an old whale. I don't even know. I don't know. I haven't done any research.

[OJ Simpson]

The chase is fun. The chase is fun.

[Katie Hobbs]

I'm willing to be single.

[OJ Simpson]

Don't let us distract.

[Katie Hobbs]

Hey, Messiah. I'm sorry. I didn't see you come in.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, wait. That's Brady.

[Dick Toledo]

Hobbs. Your dick.

[Katie Hobbs]

Shut up, Messiah.

[OJ Simpson]

That the name of your next book?

[Katie Hobbs]

Shut up, Messiah. That's a good. I like that, Cory. I'll write that down. Shut up, Messiah. Ending Elder care in Arizona.

[OJ Simpson]

All righty. Now hopping over to each continental square. RFK Jr. Corey.

[Brady Bogan]

How are you? Good.

[OJ Simpson]

How are you doing?

[Brady Bogan]

All right. I feel like you want to sex later. I have sex. I have sex with women. Sometimes I have sex conversations with them.

[OJ Simpson]

Now these are human women.

[Brady Bogan]

Of course they're human women.

[OJ Simpson]

Corpses you found?

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, I just have sex with those. No reason to text or communicate. You just pick them up off the side of the road and you have sex with their bodies. That's fine. You can't do that with human women. Unless you hit them with a car first. That's what my uncle used to tell Me?

[OJ Simpson]

Oh, didn't know that.

[Katie Hobbs]

Hey, Mr. Kennedy.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, what is it?

[Katie Hobbs]

Do you want to take Matthia for a drive around a lake like your uncle used to do for ladies?

[Brady Bogan]

For the price any Kevin me will drive a woman around lake that. We'll get it done. I'm a good swimmer. I just picked this up in a lab. It's a dead mammoth mouse they just invented. Oh, cute.

[Katie Hobbs]

Is that my husband on tv?

[John Holmberg]

That's your husband?

[OJ Simpson]

Looks like her father.

[Brett Vesely]

Man.

[Katie Hobbs]

Now you know why I like Brett.

[OJ Simpson]

It's another option.

[John Holmberg]

He doesn't appear to be Italian though in that picture.

[Brady Bogan]

Brett is the one I first and I don't take the jabs. Did you take vaccines, Corey?

[OJ Simpson]

I did, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

That's why. What? The light was before on that. No, they were even not as good back then. Vaccine New Turk was the original and that's why. Sorry, I'm putting an end to that.

[OJ Simpson]

How to ask my mom if she took any while pregnant.

[Brady Bogan]

I get my pillow guy in here to get rid of all these people that ruin vaccines.

[OJ Simpson]

Well, there we go. I'm sure you're busy enough so let's hop on over to your boss. Trump is up next.

[Dick Toledo]

Top.

[OJ Simpson]

Right square.

[Brady Bogan]

Everybody's boss. Cory. Everyone's boss.

[OJ Simpson]

You have the final word.

[Brady Bogan]

Everybody. I've got the man the mandate for what? Which I think we saw earlier this morning. And the three way old man man date. There were three guys on a date. Clearly there was a date. Hey, you know what? I'm fine with gay guys. I'm fine with old gay men. Nothing wrong with that.

[Dick Toledo]

Good man.

[Brady Bogan]

It's all right.

[OJ Simpson]

Were they probing?

[Brady Bogan]

They were doing some probing, Corey. A little probing.

[Katie Hobbs]

Wasn't the one in the middle Brett's wife?

[Corey Walsh]

No, that was a man.

[Brady Bogan]

And very old. Gross man. Hey, you know what? Teach their own I'm all about love. I'm all about love and that's it. I like everybody getting a mouth hug. And here's what I'm going to do right now. Yeah. As a little boy who's dying of some sort of disease. He's in my car right now and all Republicans are going to give him a mouth hug. And if Democrats don't, that means they hate cancer. They love when people die of cancer. It's just we always help. We help. Cory is not feeling great. I'd like to say Cory wants to. He looks terrible. He's got something wrong with him. So I'm going to prop him up and see if Democrats will clap. They won't. I could cure Cory Right here on the air. You can't, Brady. I could cure him. Right up the air. Right.

[Dick Toledo]

I know you.

[Brady Bogan]

And if I did, Democrats would still say I did something wrong. I could do it. That's why we won't. I don't want half the country mad at me for fixing Corey. But I could.

[OJ Simpson]

Fine.

[Brady Bogan]

By the way, I've decided to get rid of the penny.

[OJ Simpson]

Oh, okay.

[Brady Bogan]

No more pennies. No more now Trump pennies. I'm putting my face on the new penny. And it's going to be worth $10.

[Dick Toledo]

Through a machine.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. And then you put it through one of those screwy machines that makes it oblong. And a picture of me and the other. That's Trump. It's Trump time.

[OJ Simpson]

Copper or gold or what?

[Brady Bogan]

Trump Gold. Copper. It's a new thing I invented. Just yesterday. Just brought it up. Just got it together. Gonna be great. The greatest. Greatest penny ever. The penny before crappy penny, frankly. A cruddy president on there to Lincoln. What did he ever do? Nothing. Don't even say it. Toledo. You don't know history. You're an idiot. That's what all I'm saying.

[John Holmberg]

I'm stuck on the fact that you think there'll be pushback if you fix Corey.

[Brady Bogan]

If I fixed Cory, the Democrats wouldn't stand up. Watch the poll point. All I want to do is say I could do it. I would do it. I'd fix your Corey.

[Dick Toledo]

I would.

[Brady Bogan]

If you really would. If the Democrats would stand up, we would all be on the same page. I'd make Corey walk like a man.

[OJ Simpson]

You got plenty. Four years anyway, so I. No rush.

[Dick Toledo]

You can do that.

[Brady Bogan]

Walk like a man, My son. All right, now the middle left square.

[OJ Simpson]

Ron Wolfway leaving the Cardinals.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm gonna take off from the Cardinals.

[Dick Toledo]

Congratulations.

[Brady Bogan]

Boy, oh boy, oh boy. David and I are in a fight.

[OJ Simpson]

You break up.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, we're breaking up. I have to go. I can't be part of it anymore.

[Brett Vesely]

What about Webster? He's gonna be.

[Brady Bogan]

Webster's gonna be traded. And that's what I think's gonna happen. And I just can't face the news there. David. Thanks for telling me that. David. If they traded Webster. Oh, if Little Kyler Murray. Wherever he gets traded, that's where I'm gonna be. Even if he gets traded to Jacksonville or something stupid.

[OJ Simpson]

So you're a group.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm gonna follow Kyler until he dies. I'm gonna fanboy up on Kyler Murray. Cause I love him and I want to hug him and kiss him. And hold him forever. And he's not gonna be a cardinal anymore, so neither am I. The warrior princess and I have already discussed it.

[OJ Simpson]

Oh, okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Meanwhile, I'll just be floating in the tears that fill my presidential pool. David.

[OJ Simpson]

Well, I'm sure you'll find a way to carry on. Now, in the middle square, we have jet engineer Brady.

[Corey Walsh]

What do you need to know about a jet? Corey, I'll tell you everything there is to know.

[OJ Simpson]

What's the minimal speed to gain altitude?

[Brady Bogan]

88.

[Corey Walsh]

88 miles an hour and send you right back to 1955.

[OJ Simpson]

Would you want to go back there?

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, I'd love to go back to 55. It was a better place.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady's right. Join your Make America. Make America great again. In Cuba, where Brady's father was in the revolution.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, 55's supposed to be awesome. My schools were perfect. Didn't have to deal with all of those helpers kids wandering in like I did in the 70s.

[OJ Simpson]

Do you have any flight experience?

[Corey Walsh]

Sure, I've done time in the cockpit. You got the cockpit, you got the middle.

[Brady Bogan]

You lost bread already.

[Corey Walsh]

You got the wings, you got the thing in the back. You got the place where the pilot sits. What more do you need?

[OJ Simpson]

I'm sure you've seen airplane plenty of times. You know how it works.

[Corey Walsh]

Absolutely, I know how it works. I'm making a bird. There's a sale at pennies. I know all about airplane. I'm an airplane engineer.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a brooch to bitch.

[Katie Hobbs]

I make a pterodactyl.

[Corey Walsh]

I know all there is to know.

[OJ Simpson]

About airplane Hopping on over now.

[Corey Walsh]

I like my coffee black like my men. I know everything there is to know about airplane.

[OJ Simpson]

Remind me to make sure no kids join you in that cockpit.

[Corey Walsh]

Ah, speaking airplanes. I just got here and boy, are my arms tired.

[Dick Toledo]

Thank you, everybody.

[Brady Bogan]

Thank you.

[OJ Simpson]

Come on.

[Corey Walsh]

I know that was a had to do it.

[OJ Simpson]

I'm it on over now to the middle R square. OJ Simpson.

[Brady Bogan]

Hello, Twitter world. How's everybody doing? Brett, what's going on?

[Brett Vesely]

How you doing, man?

[Brady Bogan]

Hey, if you got a problem with this blonde woman following you around, I take care of you. Just thought you guys had k o Kalin on this week, and I thought that, you know, he needed to say much the same way Trump has his problems with Zelensky. I have my problems with Cato. If it weren't for me, he wouldn't be able to walk around, do these interviews and be such a tough guy. I mean, I take away what I did from Cato. Caitlin, what Is he? He's just an extra on Saved by the Bell a couple of times. That's it. Never gets the notoriety. Nobody ever paying him to be on radio show. So I think I. I've earned the gratitude. Don't you, Corey? I think that had I not been as famous as what I was, he wouldn't have gotten all this. You know, let's be honest. Fall off puss that I dropped on the Cato.

[OJ Simpson]

One thing did lead to another. That's true.

[Brady Bogan]

KO Be Kato be banging ugly chicks if it weren't for me.

[Katie Hobbs]

Like Brett's wife.

[Brady Bogan]

All right? I have not seen her. I don't know. I don't know if that's true or not.

[OJ Simpson]

You're familiar. I might be your next target.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, Brett needs me. I'm here for you. Brett Juice.

[Katie Hobbs]

Oh, my God. Brett, please take him out.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, now.

[OJ Simpson]

The bottomless we Brady secret square. Give us a hint.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm 66 years old, baby. Get on the K train. OJ's guilty.

[Brady Bogan]

It's. Hey, look who's back.

[Dick Toledo]

Little rough, wasn't it?

[Brady Bogan]

That's a very aggressive ko.

[OJ Simpson]

We're happy to have you regardless. Hopping on now, bottom of the square. Charles Barkley.

[Brady Bogan]

I was talking last night, Cora. I know. You was watching girls basketball. Yeah, you were the one. I was on TV last night talking about how stupid everybody on ESPN is. Everybody there is dumb. Everybody there is a knucklehead. Especially that big fat kid. You know his name. Kendra Perkins. I gotta work with that dumb ass. Talk about the Lakers all day. I don't want to do it, but I'm gonna do it. Cause they're paying me. That's right. Just the same way you do your job. I don't work at ESPN. You don't work at KGUS. But you do it for 12 cents a week and sell your plasma. At least they pay my ass. Nothing wrong with Kendrick Perkins. Kendrick Perkins have good ideas. Kendrick Perkins is a good man. He just dumb about basketball. Steve and Shaq knows. They're all stupid. If knucklehead talk about the Lakers all day, nobody needs to care or hear about no Lakers. Luka Doncic, he gonna win no title mvp, though. Maybe. I doubt it, though. All them Europeans winning mvp, that's crazy. Got to get us some more black mvp. What happened to NBA? We used to love everybody. The ratings are down, the game sucks. And I have one reason why. It's too white. Oh, there's too many whites in the NBA. Making it terrible.

[OJ Simpson]

All right, now our bottom right square. Lord you save your trick read.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Hey, Corey, did you see I'm in a movie?

[OJ Simpson]

I heard about that.

[Brady Bogan]

Roll it, Brett. Yeah, I'm in a movie.

[OJ Simpson]

Make sure this actually is you. I don't.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it's me. It's a pick em on which one I am though.

[OJ Simpson]

All right.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. All three guys in this movie.

[OJ Simpson]

Oh, here we go. That's a lot of skin.

[Brady Bogan]

It's the. It's the trip trip. The triple trip.

[OJ Simpson]

There we go, fellas.

[Brady Bogan]

One trip, two trip, three trip. Me. Yeah.

[OJ Simpson]

No, trip's the one in the back for sure.

[Brady Bogan]

You think?

[OJ Simpson]

Absolutely.

[Brady Bogan]

I've played all three roles.

[OJ Simpson]

Gotta be you, dog.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah, dog. Thanks. Don't call me dog anymore.

[OJ Simpson]

I'm seeing you Raw dog right here.

[Brady Bogan]

Hey, Brett, I'm just like your hero, Robert De Niro. I'm playing multiple roles in this.

[OJ Simpson]

Oh, what is that, Trip?

[Brady Bogan]

I'm the back, I'm the middle. Pretty sweet ass, isn't it?

[OJ Simpson]

Cory, there's a lot more than I thought there'd be.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm thick like Lizzo, except for I'm vanilla, baby.

[OJ Simpson]

Yeah, I just saw the video.

[Brady Bogan]

Spell trip without T R. I like try or three or try me, please. Yeah, yeah.

[OJ Simpson]

Is that your calling card?

[Brady Bogan]

Look at that. Trip likes baba. Trip sucky on.

[OJ Simpson]

That's a better angle. Yeah, there we go.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, man, that's the full look. There's another trip. Three trips. One little, two little, three little trippy.

[OJ Simpson]

Oh, this is a terrible reboot of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

[Brady Bogan]

It really is because there's four missing.

[OJ Simpson]

Yeah, now there were before.

[Brady Bogan]

Look at what you did. You're dealing with some tripping beans right there. Yeah. Oh, man, look at all those Dodger dogs.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[OJ Simpson]

Don't show Vin Scully this.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that is Vin Scully. He's the one whose face you can't see. It also looks a little bit like three Tim Walls.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, fitter, but yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, on with the show.

[OJ Simpson]

Let's see what we got.

[Brett Vesely]

Joining us, we got Chris and Jesse.

[Brady Bogan]

Behind the gray door. We call that movie Chris and Jesse. Chris, are you there? I am now. Jesse, are you there? Jesse? Oh, is this happening again?

[John Holmberg]

I'm here.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, there you are. All right. What'd you have to run in from the kitchen, take us off mold?

[Katie Hobbs]

I forgot.

[Brady Bogan]

I put it on mute. Oh, ok. All right, Jesse, you're a girl. Pick a Square. Okay. O.J. simpson in the middle square. That's a good girl.

[Brett Vesely]

She's smart.

[Dick Toledo]

Just get me.

[Brady Bogan]

You just get me out of the way first because otherwise I Start hanging around, you know what happens. All right, let's get right to a clue.

[OJ Simpson]

Okay, I got a question for you.

[Brady Bogan]

Here, Jesse, what color's your hair?

[Katie Hobbs]

Light brown. Oh.

[Brady Bogan]

You ever think about being a redhead? Sure. Okay, I'll come by later and we'll make your hair red.

[OJ Simpson]

Fix that real quick.

[Brady Bogan]

We'll match your porch. All right, go ahead.

[OJ Simpson]

Listen, question for you. Creole and Cajun do not mean the same thing. True or false?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, I don't know why you asked me about this. I mean, it's not like I know a whole bunch about being black. Let's be honest, I tried real hard to not do that. I'll say. Well, there's two words, right?

[OJ Simpson]

Two different words? Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Why would they mean the same thing? Why would you have two different words if it means the same thing? So they have to be different. I'll say that there's no doubt about it, that Creole is different than Cajun.

[OJ Simpson]

So you're saying true.

[Brady Bogan]

And I wouldn't have sex with either one. I like white women.

[OJ Simpson]

All right, so you're saying true. Jesse, do you agree or disagree with true?

[Brady Bogan]

I have no idea. I'll just agree.

[OJ Simpson]

That's correct, actually.

[Brady Bogan]

Good job. Always agree with me. It's always a good idea to say.

[Dick Toledo]

Three old women.

[John Holmberg]

O.J.

[Brady Bogan]

Am I?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Cuz they're white.

[Dick Toledo]

Are they white?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. It doesn't look white enough for me. I like them real white.

[Brett Vesely]

Chris here, Miracle Whip, like.

[Brady Bogan]

Like a blank canvas. You can paint all over it.

[OJ Simpson]

You ever seen the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?

[Brady Bogan]

I like that kind of white. Thick and white. I like.

[Dick Toledo]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Then I like it at the end. The same as that. They just blow up all over the place. You leave when you leave them behind.

[OJ Simpson]

All right, Chris, make your selection.

[Brady Bogan]

Wasn't OJ Simpson the middle right square?

[OJ Simpson]

Yes, he was, but we're gonna roll with it.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, so I'll take Brady the jet engineer in the middle.

[OJ Simpson]

There you go.

[Corey Walsh]

Do you have any questions about airplane? As a jet engineer, I can. Even Airplane 2 with William Shatner. I can answer those too. All right, thanks for playing along, Chris.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, here we go. Way to go, Chris.

[OJ Simpson]

Never saw that movie right now.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, it's a great movie.

[OJ Simpson]

Let me ask you a question.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[OJ Simpson]

There is a shade of green out there known as goose turd. True or false?

[Corey Walsh]

Green is a goose turd. Yeah, I've heard that before. Oh, but you know, I've done the Mile High Club, but only by myself. Oh, I don't have to go halfway up Half Mile High Club. You don't have to go all the way up. Just a solo.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it is.

[Corey Walsh]

You beat off in a plane.

[Brady Bogan]

What?

[Dick Toledo]

Jeez.

[Brett Vesely]

You ever seen a grown man naked?

[Katie Hobbs]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Corey Walsh]

You ever been to a Turkish prison?

[Dick Toledo]

Roger.

[Brady Bogan]

Roger.

[Corey Walsh]

See, I'm a plane expert. I'm gonna have to say the Goose turd has to be. I don't remember it in the crayon box, though.

[Brady Bogan]

I would love it.

[Corey Walsh]

I would have done everything.

[OJ Simpson]

Mine were the ones you ate.

[Corey Walsh]

Honestly, I could have that in my nose. Excuse me, steward.

[Brady Bogan]

As I speak, Jive Brady's killing me today. I don't normally say that. Usually I'm doing the killing. All right, all right.

[OJ Simpson]

So you're saying true.

[Dick Toledo]

I'll say that true.

[Corey Walsh]

Goose turd is a color. I've seen it at. At Benjamin Moore.

[OJ Simpson]

All right, Chris, is Goose T. Agree or disagree?

[Brady Bogan]

I'm gonna disagree.

[OJ Simpson]

That's incorrect, though.

[Brady Bogan]

Roger. Roger.

[OJ Simpson]

So X gets the square, and she can take Wolfley for the win. You want a Jesse?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, boy.

[OJ Simpson]

All right.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I get to play for the win. That's the only way Wolfley likes it, is for the win.

[OJ Simpson]

You seem pretty happy to have a girl talk to you. What's up with that?

[Brady Bogan]

I like when girls talk to me like you do, probably.

[OJ Simpson]

Does that happen?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. It doesn't happen like all this. Like, usually they say move faster and then you can't, and you tip over at the bus stop.

[OJ Simpson]

Bus stop? Hold on. I don't take the bus.

[Brady Bogan]

The Dial a Ride. Do you have a speed pass on Dial a Ride, David? I bet he does.

[OJ Simpson]

I've never used.

[Brady Bogan]

You've never used Dial a Ride before?

[OJ Simpson]

I'm gonna qualify.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't.

[OJ Simpson]

I don't think so.

[Brady Bogan]

I think you do. Be the bear of bad news. I don't want to be a jerk, but look into that.

[OJ Simpson]

All right, I got a question for you here, Ron.

[Brady Bogan]

Let's see. All right, let's do this. The blood farmer is ready.

[OJ Simpson]

Okay, David. Lobster was considered a trash food in the 17th century, only fit for prisoners to eat.

[Brady Bogan]

Sea bugs. That's what they called them back in the day, and you couldn't have them. And now that's all I want to do is just drench Kyler Murray in butter and feed him lobster all day.

[Dick Toledo]

What?

[OJ Simpson]

Crack his arms, Suck out the meat.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, reminds me of my movie. Yeah, I'll say that. That's true.

[OJ Simpson]

Okay, you're saying true now. Jesse, do you agree?

[Brady Bogan]

Hot pot? I know that they are bottom feeders.

[Corey Walsh]

So I'm Gonna agree.

[OJ Simpson]

That's correct. Ace Swiss and the win.

[Brady Bogan]

Woo. Chris, that lady kicked your ass. Ass. Nobody's ever said that about me. I win every girl fight. All of them. Line them up. Say, I'll knock them down. All right. Good job, Corey. Yeah, pretty good. Well, there he goes. Got stuff to do.

[OJ Simpson]

He's got a play. If he's going to be here, he wants to go around town.

[Brady Bogan]

Go.

[John Holmberg]

He heard Cato was heading out.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he was following Kato out running. All right, that's it. Nice job. Well done. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, another complaint?

[Brady Bogan]

No. Oh, my God. I just saw something terrible. I'm not. I don't know. This isn't news yet, but if it becomes news, we'll definitely talk about it. We're done. Corey will be manning the men's NAU basketball game tonight, if you're interested. And you have a ham radio. Yes, it's on 10:60am Yep.

[OJ Simpson]

And if you want to do ASU baseball also tonight, going up against Gen Z. Oh, man.

[Brady Bogan]

Listening to ASU baseball.

[Brett Vesely]

There's a barn burner.

[Brady Bogan]

That's it. That's what? Brett. I was. Brett. Did you hear the excitement in Brett's voice? He's on fire, man. I thought you were going to pass out, man. And you might. Do you ever get calls during that? Sometimes.

[OJ Simpson]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

See if anybody's still, like. Like, literally that studio in that station. Yeah. There's more life in Gene Hackman's house than there is during a game.

[OJ Simpson]

We get calls pretty consistently.

[Brady Bogan]

Please turn this off.

[OJ Simpson]

No, no, it's just like, hey, when's tomorrow's game? Do you have this one? Or, where'd my content go?

[Brady Bogan]

Or, you know, oh, they're begging you to do something else, though. Where'd my content go?

[OJ Simpson]

Older folks are like, oh, I don't want baseball. It's baseball time.

[Dick Toledo]

Batter up.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Okay. None of us are going. All right, we're all done. We're next week. We're out. Spring break. Yay.

[OJ Simpson]

Oh, congratulations.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I know. So you don't have to come back next Friday unless you want to hang out with Gordon.

[OJ Simpson]

If you want, you just jump in going, hey, guys, let's all dump on these guys while they're on.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes. Oh, they're fine with that. Do it. I won't be listening. It'll be like, asu baseball's on. That's it. We're done. You guys have yourselves a great weekend. Weekend. And we will see you when we return. Have a lovely time without us. We'll see you later, Solo. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station, he said, fully erected.