Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: March 7, 2025 Host: John Holmberg Co-hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo Guest Appearances: Katie Hobbs, O.J. Simpson, Charles Barkley

1. Opening Banter and Weekend Highlights (00:35 - 02:34)

The episode kicks off with the usual playful banter among the hosts. Corey Walsh invites listeners to share their weekend experiences, leading to a discussion about the ongoing basketball tournaments.

Corey Thriller Walsh shares his enthusiasm for the men's NAU basketball tournament, noting, “...doing more basketball is a big tournament going on for all the conferences.” The conversation shifts to women's basketball, with Corey Walsh expressing a mix of frustration and amusement: “You have to sit and listen to it on the radio. You don't get to watch it.”

The hosts spotlight Heavenly Greer, a standout player on the ASU women’s basketball team. Corey Thriller Walsh praises her versatility: “She kind of flip flops different positions, but she does pretty good.” This admiration is met with lighthearted teasing from Brady Oxford about her height and playing style.

2. Guadalupe Squares Segment (03:15 - 08:44)

The Guadalupe Squares game begins, introducing various public figures:

• Katie Hobbs makes a wry entrance, engaging directly with the hosts. She teases Brady Oxford about his interactions, saying, “I think two special needs people need to find each other.” Her playful banter with Corey Thriller Walsh sets a humorous tone.

• RFK Jr. joins the conversation, leading to a heated exchange about vaccines. Brady Oxford expresses his controversial stance: “I'm putting an end to that.” The segment highlights the hosts' knack for provocative humor and sharp wit.

• Trump is brought up in a satirical discussion about replacing the penny with a Trump-head penny, showcasing the show's penchant for political satire. Ron Wolfley humorously declares, “I'm putting my face on the new penny and it's going to be worth $10 machine.”

• Charles Barkley is mentioned in a mock critique of ESPN, with Corey Walsh venting frustrations: “Everybody there is dumb. Everybody there's a knucklehead.” The exchange underscores the show's irreverent take on sports media.

3. Jet Engineer Brady Segment (10:28 - 09:31)

Brady Oxford shares personal updates, notably his emotional departure from the Cardinals. He humorously laments, “I'm gonna fanboy up on Kyler Murray. Cause I love him and I wanna hug him and kiss him and hold him forever.” This heartfelt yet comedic revelation adds depth to Brady’s character, blending personal anecdotes with humor.

4. O.J. Simpson's Airplane Expertise (10:34 - 12:09)

In an unexpected twist, O.J. Simpson appears as a self-proclaimed jet engineer. The interaction is a blend of absurd humor and mock expertise:

• O.J. Simpson confidently states, “What do you need to know about a jet? I’ll tell you everything there is to know.”
• A playful exchange ensues about his flight experience, with Corey Thriller Walsh questioning his expertise: “Have you ever seen Airplane plenty of times. You know how it works.”

This segment exemplifies the show’s ability to blend celebrity appearances with comedic improvisation.

5. Interactive Movie Discussion (14:06 - 16:55)

The hosts delve into a humorous discussion about Corey Walsh starring in a movie titled "Trip Trip." They joke about his multiple roles and the absurdity of the film’s plot:

• Corey Walsh humorously claims, “I’m thick like Lizzo, except for I'm vanilla, baby.”
• The conversation spirals into playful mockery of the movie's concept, with references to pop culture icons like Vin Scully and nods to classic films.

This segment highlights the team’s creative and spontaneous humor, engaging listeners with lighthearted fun.

6. Audience Interaction and Trivia (17:16 - 22:18)

The show incorporates interactive elements, engaging both guests and listeners through trivia and playful questions:

• Brady Oxford participates in a trivia segment about colors, confidently asserting, “They have to be different. I’ll say that.” This leads to a humorous debate about the color "goose turd," showcasing the hosts' quick wit.

• Jesse, a guest participant, navigates through the trivia with mixed success, providing comedic relief and furthering the episode’s entertaining atmosphere.

Corey Walsh concludes the trivia with a light-hearted remark: “Jesse, do you agree or disagree with true?” emphasizing the playful and inclusive nature of the segment.

7. Closing Remarks and Future Segments (22:38 - 24:29)

As the episode winds down, the hosts discuss upcoming broadcasts and encourage listener participation:

• Corey Thriller Walsh announces his coverage of the men's NAU basketball game, inviting sports enthusiasts to tune in.
• Corey Walsh reflects on listener call-ins, highlighting the station’s vibrant engagement: “We get calls pretty consistently.”

The hosts bid farewell with a mix of humor and anticipation for future shows, ensuring listeners remain connected and entertained.

Final Words: “You guys have yourselves a great weekend. Weekend. And we will see you when we return. Have a lovely time without us.”

Notable Quotes

• Corey Thriller Walsh on Heavenly Greer: “She kind of flip flops different positions, but she does pretty good.” (01:35)
• Katie Hobbs on relationships: “...she's got to take, like, hard pills and all, so she probably at the pharmacy a lot.” (04:05)
• Ron Wolfley on fixing Corey: “I could cure him right on the air right now.” (08:15)
• Brady Oxford on Kyler Murray: “I'm gonna fanboy up on Kyler Murray. Cause I love him and I wanna hug him and kiss him and hold him forever.” (10:02)
• O.J. Simpson on airplanes: “I'm an airplane engineer. It's a brooch, it's a bitch.” (11:15)
• Corey Walsh on ESPN: “Everybody there is dumb. Everybody there's a knucklehead.” (14:07)

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness is a vibrant mix of sports commentary, political satire, celebrity interactions, and interactive segments. The hosts' dynamic chemistry and sharp humor keep listeners engaged from start to finish, seamlessly blending topical discussions with irreverent comedy. Whether debating the intricacies of basketball or engaging in playful trivia, Holmberg and his team deliver an entertaining morning experience that resonates with Arizona's diverse audience.