03-07-25 - Guad Squares - Katie Hobbs - RFK jr - Trump - Ron Wolfley - Jet Engineer Brady - OJ - Charles Barkley

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: March 7, 2025 Host: John Holmberg Co-hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo Guest Appearances: Katie Hobbs, O.J. Simpson, Charles Barkley

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1. Opening Banter and Weekend Highlights (00:35 - 02:34)

The episode kicks off with the usual playful banter among the hosts. Corey Walsh invites listeners to share their weekend experiences, leading to a discussion about the ongoing basketball tournaments.

Corey Thriller Walsh shares his enthusiasm for the men's NAU basketball tournament, noting, “...doing more basketball is a big tournament going on for all the conferences.” The conversation shifts to women's basketball, with Corey Walsh expressing a mix of frustration and amusement: “You have to sit and listen to it on the radio. You don't get to watch it.”

The hosts spotlight Heavenly Greer, a standout player on the ASU women’s basketball team. Corey Thriller Walsh praises her versatility: “She kind of flip flops different positions, but she does pretty good.” This admiration is met with lighthearted teasing from Brady Oxford about her height and playing style.

2. Guadalupe Squares Segment (03:15 - 08:44)

The Guadalupe Squares game begins, introducing various public figures:

• Katie Hobbs makes a wry entrance, engaging directly with the hosts. She teases Brady Oxford about his interactions, saying, “I think two special needs people need to find each other.” Her playful banter with Corey Thriller Walsh sets a humorous tone.

• RFK Jr. joins the conversation, leading to a heated exchange about vaccines. Brady Oxford expresses his controversial stance: “I'm putting an end to that.” The segment highlights the hosts' knack for provocative humor and sharp wit.

• Trump is brought up in a satirical discussion about replacing the penny with a Trump-head penny, showcasing the show's penchant for political satire. Ron Wolfley humorously declares, “I'm putting my face on the new penny and it's going to be worth $10 machine.”

• Charles Barkley is mentioned in a mock critique of ESPN, with Corey Walsh venting frustrations: “Everybody there is dumb. Everybody there's a knucklehead.” The exchange underscores the show's irreverent take on sports media.

3. Jet Engineer Brady Segment (10:28 - 09:31)

Brady Oxford shares personal updates, notably his emotional departure from the Cardinals. He humorously laments, “I'm gonna fanboy up on Kyler Murray. Cause I love him and I wanna hug him and kiss him and hold him forever.” This heartfelt yet comedic revelation adds depth to Brady’s character, blending personal anecdotes with humor.

4. O.J. Simpson's Airplane Expertise (10:34 - 12:09)

In an unexpected twist, O.J. Simpson appears as a self-proclaimed jet engineer. The interaction is a blend of absurd humor and mock expertise:

• O.J. Simpson confidently states, “What do you need to know about a jet? I’ll tell you everything there is to know.”
• A playful exchange ensues about his flight experience, with Corey Thriller Walsh questioning his expertise: “Have you ever seen Airplane plenty of times. You know how it works.”

This segment exemplifies the show’s ability to blend celebrity appearances with comedic improvisation.

5. Interactive Movie Discussion (14:06 - 16:55)

The hosts delve into a humorous discussion about Corey Walsh starring in a movie titled "Trip Trip." They joke about his multiple roles and the absurdity of the film’s plot:

• Corey Walsh humorously claims, “I’m thick like Lizzo, except for I'm vanilla, baby.”
• The conversation spirals into playful mockery of the movie's concept, with references to pop culture icons like Vin Scully and nods to classic films.

This segment highlights the team’s creative and spontaneous humor, engaging listeners with lighthearted fun.

6. Audience Interaction and Trivia (17:16 - 22:18)

The show incorporates interactive elements, engaging both guests and listeners through trivia and playful questions:

• Brady Oxford participates in a trivia segment about colors, confidently asserting, “They have to be different. I’ll say that.” This leads to a humorous debate about the color "goose turd," showcasing the hosts' quick wit.

• Jesse, a guest participant, navigates through the trivia with mixed success, providing comedic relief and furthering the episode’s entertaining atmosphere.

Corey Walsh concludes the trivia with a light-hearted remark: “Jesse, do you agree or disagree with true?” emphasizing the playful and inclusive nature of the segment.

7. Closing Remarks and Future Segments (22:38 - 24:29)

As the episode winds down, the hosts discuss upcoming broadcasts and encourage listener participation:

• Corey Thriller Walsh announces his coverage of the men's NAU basketball game, inviting sports enthusiasts to tune in.
• Corey Walsh reflects on listener call-ins, highlighting the station’s vibrant engagement: “We get calls pretty consistently.”

The hosts bid farewell with a mix of humor and anticipation for future shows, ensuring listeners remain connected and entertained.

Final Words: “You guys have yourselves a great weekend. Weekend. And we will see you when we return. Have a lovely time without us.”

Notable Quotes

• Corey Thriller Walsh on Heavenly Greer: “She kind of flip flops different positions, but she does pretty good.” (01:35)
• Katie Hobbs on relationships: “...she's got to take, like, hard pills and all, so she probably at the pharmacy a lot.” (04:05)
• Ron Wolfley on fixing Corey: “I could cure him right on the air right now.” (08:15)
• Brady Oxford on Kyler Murray: “I'm gonna fanboy up on Kyler Murray. Cause I love him and I wanna hug him and kiss him and hold him forever.” (10:02)
• O.J. Simpson on airplanes: “I'm an airplane engineer. It's a brooch, it's a bitch.” (11:15)
• Corey Walsh on ESPN: “Everybody there is dumb. Everybody there's a knucklehead.” (14:07)

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness is a vibrant mix of sports commentary, political satire, celebrity interactions, and interactive segments. The hosts' dynamic chemistry and sharp humor keep listeners engaged from start to finish, seamlessly blending topical discussions with irreverent comedy. Whether debating the intricacies of basketball or engaging in playful trivia, Holmberg and his team deliver an entertaining morning experience that resonates with Arizona's diverse audience.

Transcript

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[Brady Oxford]

Still streaming Homberg's morning sickness online at.

[Corey Walsh]

98Kupd.Com here in the morning sickness. Looky there.

[Ron Wolfley]

Corey Walsh has wandered into the room.

[Corey Walsh]

Thriller is here and ready to go. And Thriller, explain to everybody your big weekend.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Yeah. So. Well, doing more basketball is a big tournament going on for all the conferences.

[Brady Oxford]

Right.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

As women are already done. They did lose last.

[Corey Walsh]

Are you happy about that?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I mean, you know, we want to see a team lose, but, you know.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, you do. You have to. Each game, there's always a team that loses.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

You don't want your home team to lose. Women's basketball now, it's done for now.

[Brady Oxford]

Right. And.

[Corey Walsh]

But you have to sit and listen to it on the radio. You don't get to watch it.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

No.

[Brady Oxford]

Yeah.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

It's all audio.

[Corey Walsh]

You're rooting for that to go away.

[Dick Toledo]

Choke up a little bit on the last game.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

It was close. It was a fun game.

[Corey Walsh]

Who's your favorite ASU women's basketball player?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Let's see. I would say she's underrated, but Heavenly.

[Corey Walsh]

Greer, I like the name. Okay.

[Brady Oxford]

Heavenly Greer.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Yep.

[Brady Oxford]

Power forward.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

She kind of flip flops different positions, but she does pretty good. She didn't make a hormones.

[Corey Walsh]

Typical woman.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Yeah, they don't. She didn't play a whole lot, but she did pretty good.

[Ron Wolfley]

Indecisive.

[Corey Walsh]

All right. Heavenly Greer.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

That's her name.

[Corey Walsh]

How tall?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I think she's 5, 10.

[Corey Walsh]

Oh, okay.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

She's cool on the higher end.

[Brady Oxford]

All right.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

There's not one of the bigs, though. Anything over 6 is a big.

[Corey Walsh]

How about a little pop for Heavenly Greer from Corey through the wall she gets. Is that the first time you've seen her?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

No, I've seen her website. They have pictures, they have rosters we have to see.

[Corey Walsh]

She's got the grinder going. Yeah, she's got a little grinder going.

[Brady Oxford]

She looks weedy.

[Corey Walsh]

You Like a girl who's weedy? No. You're not a weedy?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Not particularly.

[Corey Walsh]

So a lady on weed, off the list. If you liked a girl and turned out she was smoking, you'd be like.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

No, thanks, I'll give it a shot. But if she does a little too much, I'm like, all right.

[Brady Oxford]

All right. Yeah.

[Corey Walsh]

If she's a. Yeah, she's a drug addict.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Yeah, sure. Yeah.

[Corey Walsh]

How much is too much?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I'd say anything past like, three a month.

[Corey Walsh]

Three times?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Yeah.

[Corey Walsh]

No kidding.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

That's. I'm a little hardline.

[Corey Walsh]

I get it. Yeah. That's right. You're one of them. Hardline. Hardline, conservative. That's what you are.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

But this weekend, we do have NAU men's basketball, so that'll be fun.

[Corey Walsh]

You ever broke up with a girl?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Yeah.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah? How'd it go?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I was an idiot. So it didn't go well.

[Corey Walsh]

Oh, she broke up with you?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Yes.

[Corey Walsh]

Have you ever broken up with a girl?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

No.

[Corey Walsh]

You've never dumped something?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

No, I'm desperate for any. Yes.

[Corey Walsh]

So if I hear he's sticking around no matter what.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Oh, you. You fell for the trick. All right, cool.

[Ron Wolfley]

But you draw the line at weed.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I can, huh?

[Corey Walsh]

It's Corey Walsh, everybody. Just getting to know you.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Just getting to know you. Questions wrong.

[Corey Walsh]

I. I always do this. I'm sorry.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

No worries.

[Corey Walsh]

Very curious about it. I don't get a lot. I don't get a lot of time with Cory.

[Brady Oxford]

Getting to know.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, getting to know Corey. It's time for your Guadalupe Squares. Here he is, Corey Thriller Walsh, everybody. Take it away.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Thank you, Chancellor. Let's begin at top left square. Katie Hobbs joining us.

[Katie Hobbs]

Thanks, Governor. Katie House.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Wait, how's it going in 2025?

[Katie Hobbs]

That's fine. Cory, how are you?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Good, good.

[Katie Hobbs]

Hi, Brad.

[Brady Oxford]

Hi, Katie.

[Katie Hobbs]

Hi, Cory.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Yeah.

[Katie Hobbs]

Have you ever seen Brett's wife?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I've seen pictures.

[Katie Hobbs]

I would suggest that you don't look at those because you've already got enough problems, so you don't want to go blind to you.

[Brady Oxford]

Oh, Jesus. Oh, she's stone.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

She seems very nice, though, you know.

[Katie Hobbs]

You don't like girls who smoke weed, but she drives you to drugs, I'd think. And when I say that, I mean Walgreens, because she's got to take, like, hard pills and all, so she probably at the pharmacy a lot. Hi, Brett.

[Brady Oxford]

Hi, Katie.

[Katie Hobbs]

How are you?

[Brady Oxford]

I'm good.

[Corey Walsh]

How you doing?

[Katie Hobbs]

It's so rainy outside, Brett. We should take a walk in the rain.

[Corey Walsh]

I got nothing better to do after the show.

[Katie Hobbs]

You and him walking in the rain. That's what we want. That's where masiatus me. Yeah. Orange juice hops. Brady made me laugh. The same way I laugh every time I think of Messiah naked. It's gross, but hilarious.

[Brady Oxford]

Well, Cory, I hope you look well.

[Katie Hobbs]

I think you should int introduce yourself to Mathias.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Why?

[Katie Hobbs]

Because I think two special needs people need to find each other.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I think she's happily married. From what I understand.

[Katie Hobbs]

I think she's happily married because someone's talking to her. It's Brad I'm concerned about. I want him to be happily married to a fully functioning human and not.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Are you single?

[Katie Hobbs]

Not an old whale. I don't even know.

[Corey Walsh]

I don't even know.

[Brady Oxford]

I don't know.

[Katie Hobbs]

I haven't done any research.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

The chase is fun. The chase is fun.

[Katie Hobbs]

I'm willing to be single.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Don't let us distract you.

[Katie Hobbs]

Hey, Messiah. I'm sorry. I didn't see you come in.

[Corey Walsh]

Oh, wait.

[Katie Hobbs]

That's Brady.

[O.J. Simpson]

Hubs your dick.

[Katie Hobbs]

Shut up, Mathias.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Is that the name of your next book?

[Katie Hobbs]

Shut up, Mathias. That's a good. I like that, Cory. I'll write that down. Shut up, Mathias. Ending Elder care in Arizona.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

All righty. Now. Hopping over to the top. Middle square. RFK Jr. Corey.

[Brady Oxford]

How are you? Good.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

How are you doing?

[Brady Oxford]

I'm doing all right. I feel like you want to sex later.

[Corey Walsh]

I have sex.

[Brady Oxford]

I have sex with women Sometimes. I have sex conversations with them.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Now, these are human women.

[Corey Walsh]

Of course they're human women.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Corpses you found?

[Corey Walsh]

No, no, I just have sex with those.

[Brady Oxford]

There's no reason to text or communicate. You just pick them up off the side of the road and you have sex with their bodies.

[Corey Walsh]

That's fine.

[Brady Oxford]

You can't do that with human women.

[Corey Walsh]

Unless you hit them with a car first. What my uncle used to tell me.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Katie Hobbs]

Hey, Mr. Kennedy.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah? What is.

[Katie Hobbs]

Do you want to take Mathia for a drive around a lake like your uncle used to do? For ladies?

[Corey Walsh]

For the price.

[Brady Oxford]

And it can't be.

[Corey Walsh]

You'll drive a woman around a lake.

[Brady Oxford]

We'll get it done.

[Ron Wolfley]

I'm a good swimmer.

[Corey Walsh]

I just picked this up in a lab. It's a dead mammoth mouse.

[Brady Oxford]

They just invented these.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Oh, cute.

[Katie Hobbs]

Is that my husband on tv?

[Dick Toledo]

That's your husband?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Looks like her father.

[Corey Walsh]

Man.

[Katie Hobbs]

Now you know why I like Brett.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

There's another option.

[Dick Toledo]

He doesn't appear to be Italian, though.

[Corey Walsh]

In that picture. Brett is the one I first.

[Brady Oxford]

And I don't take the jabs. Did you take vaccines, Corey?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I did, yeah.

[Brady Oxford]

That's why they were even not as good back then. Vaccine utop was the original. And that's why. Sorry, I'm putting an end to that.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

How to ask my mom if she took any while pregnant.

[Brady Oxford]

I get my pillow guy in here to get rid of all these people that ruin vaccines.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Well, there we go. I'm sure you're busy enough, so let's hop on over to your boss. Trump is up next top right square.

[Ron Wolfley]

Everybody's boss, Corey. Everyone's boss.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

You have the final word, everybody.

[Ron Wolfley]

I've got the mandate. The mandate for what? Which I think we saw earlier this morning. And the three way old man man date. There were three guys on a date. Clearly that was a date.

[Katie Hobbs]

Hey, you know what? I'm fine with gay guys.

[Ron Wolfley]

I'm fine with old gay men. Nothing wrong with that.

[Brady Oxford]

Good men.

[Ron Wolfley]

It's all right.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Were they probing?

[Ron Wolfley]

They were doing some probing, Corey. A little probing.

[Katie Hobbs]

Wasn't the one in the middle Brett's wife?

[Ron Wolfley]

No, that was a man. And very old, gross man. Hey, you know what? To each their own. I'm all about love. I'm all about love. And that's it. I like everybody getting a mouth hug. And here's what I'm gonna do right now.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Yeah.

[Ron Wolfley]

As a little boy who's dying of some sort of disease. He's in my car right now, and all Republicans are gonna give him a mouth hug. And if Democrats don't, that means they hate cancer. They love when people die of cancer. It's just we always help. We help. Cory is not feeling great. I'd like to say Cory wants to. He looks terrible. He's got something wrong with him. So I'm gonna prop him up and see if Democrats will clap. They won't. I could cure Cory right here on the air.

[Corey Walsh]

You can, Brady.

[Ron Wolfley]

I could cure him right on the air right now. You could. I know you. And if I did, Democrats would still say I did something wrong. I could do it. That's why we won't. I don't want half the country mad at me for fixing Cory.

[Corey Walsh]

But I could.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Fine.

[Ron Wolfley]

By the way, I've decided to get rid of the penny.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Oh, okay.

[Ron Wolfley]

No more pennies. No more now Trump pennies. I'm putting my face on the new penny and it's going to be worth $10 machine. That's right. And then you put it through one of those screwy machines that makes it oblong. And a picture of me on the other side. It's Trump time.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Copper or gold or what?

[Ron Wolfley]

Trump gold. Copper. It's a new thing I invented. Just yesterday. Just brought it up. Just got it together. Gonna be great. The greatest penny ever. The penny before crappy penny, frankly. A cruddy president on there. Drew Lincoln. What did he ever do? Nothing. Don't even say it. To later.

[Corey Walsh]

You don't know history.

[Ron Wolfley]

You're an idiot. That's what all I'm saying.

[Dick Toledo]

Stuck on the fact that you think there'll be pushback if you fix Cory.

[Ron Wolfley]

If I fix Cory, the Democrats wouldn't stand up. What's the point? All I want to do is say I could do it.

[Corey Walsh]

I would do it.

[Ron Wolfley]

I'd fix you, Cory.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I would.

[Ron Wolfley]

If you really would. If the Democrats would stand up, we would all be on the same page. I'd make Corey walk like a man.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

You got plenty of time for four years anyway, so I. No rush.

[Brady Oxford]

You can do that.

[Ron Wolfley]

Walk like a man, my son.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

All right. Now the middle left square. Ron Wolfley leaving the Cardinals.

[Brady Oxford]

I'm gonna take off from the Cardinals. Congratulations. Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. David and I are in a fight.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

You break up?

[Brady Oxford]

Yeah, we're breaking up. I have to go. I can't be part of it anymore. What about Webster? He's gonna be. Webster's gonna be traded. And that's what I think's gonna happen. And I just can't face the. Thanks for telling me that.

[Corey Walsh]

Dude.

[Brady Oxford]

If they traded Webster. Oh, it's little Kyler Murray. Wherever he gets traded, that's where I'm gonna be. Even if he gets traded to Jacksonville or something stupid.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

So you're a groupie.

[Brady Oxford]

I'm gonna follow Kyler until he dies. I'm gonna fanboy up on Kyler Murray. Cause I love him and I wanna hug him and kiss him and hold him forever. And he's not gonna be a cardinal anymore, so neither am I. The Warrior princess and I have already discussed it.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Oh, okay.

[Brady Oxford]

Meanwhile, I' floating in the tears that fill my presidential pool. David.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Well, I'm sure you'll find a way to carry on. Now, in the middle square, we have jet engineer Brady Oxford.

[O.J. Simpson]

What do you need to know about a jet? Corey, I'll tell you everything there is to know.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

What's the minimal speed to gain altitude?

[Brady Oxford]

88.

[O.J. Simpson]

88 miles an hour, and it sends you right back to 1955.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Would you want to go back there?

[O.J. Simpson]

Yeah, I'd love to go back to 55. It was a better place.

[Ron Wolfley]

Brady's right.

[Corey Walsh]

Join your dad.

[Ron Wolfley]

Make America great again. In Cuba, where Brady's father was in the revolution.

[O.J. Simpson]

Yeah, 55's supposed to be awesome. My schools were perfect. Didn't have to deal with all of those helpers kids wandering in like I did in the 70s.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Do you have any flight experience?

[O.J. Simpson]

Sure, I've done time in the cockpit. You got the cockpit, you got the middle.

[Corey Walsh]

You lost bread already.

[O.J. Simpson]

You got the wings, you got the thing in the back. You got the police where the pilot sits. What more do you need?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I'm sure you've seen Airplane plenty of times. You know how it works.

[O.J. Simpson]

Absolutely know how it works. I'm making a bird. There's a sale at pennies. I know all about airplane. I'm an airplane engineer. It's a brooch, it's a bitch.

[Katie Hobbs]

I make a pterodactyl.

[O.J. Simpson]

I know all there is to know.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

About airplane hopping on over now.

[O.J. Simpson]

I like my coffee black like my men. I know everything there is to know about airplane.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Mommy to make sure no kids join you in that cockpit.

[O.J. Simpson]

Oh, speaking of airplanes, I just got here and boy, are my arms tired. Thank you, everybody.

[Brady Oxford]

Thank you.

[Corey Walsh]

Damn it.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Come on.

[Katie Hobbs]

I know.

[O.J. Simpson]

That was a. Had to do it.

[Brady Oxford]

Upd morning sickness.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Coming on over now to the middle right square. O.J. simpson.

[Brady Oxford]

Hello, Twitter world. How's everybody doing? Brett, what's going on? How you doing, man? Hey, if you got a problem with this blonde woman following you around, I can take care of that, boy. All I just saw, you guys had Kato Kalin on this week, and I thought that, you know, he needed to say much the same way Trump has his problems with Zelensky, I have my problems with Cato. If it weren't for me, he wouldn't be able to walk around, do these interviews and be such a tough guy. I mean, I take away what I did from Kato Kalin. What is he? He's just an extra on Saved by the Bell a couple of times. That's it. Never gets the notoriety. Nobody ever paying him to be on radio show. So I think I. I've earned the gratitude, don't you, Corey? I think that had I not been as famous as what, he wouldn't have gotten all this, you know, let's be honest, fall off puss that I dropped on the Cato.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

One thing did lead to another. That's true.

[Brady Oxford]

Kato would be banging ugly chicks if.

[Corey Walsh]

It weren't for me.

[Katie Hobbs]

Like Brett's wife.

[Brady Oxford]

All right, I have not seen her. I don't know. I don't know if that's true or not.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

You have a million. I might Be your next target.

[Brady Oxford]

Well, Brett needs me. I'm here for you, bud. Thanks, Juice.

[Katie Hobbs]

Oh, my God. Brett, please take him up on us.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

All right, now, the bottomless square. Brady secret square. Give. I'm 66 years old, baby. Get on the K train.

[Corey Walsh]

OJ's guilty.

[Brady Oxford]

Hey, look who's back.

[Corey Walsh]

Little rough, but that's a very aggressive ko.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

We're happy to have you, regardless. Up and on. Now, bottom of the square, Charles Barkley.

[Corey Walsh]

I was talking last night, Cora.

[Brady Oxford]

I know.

[Corey Walsh]

You was watching girls basketball. Yeah, you were the one. I was on TV last night talking about how stupid everybody on ESPN is. Everybody there is dumb. Everybody there's a knucklehead. Especially that big fat kid. You know his name. Kendrick Perkins. I gotta work with that dumb ass. Talk about the Lakers all day. I don't wanna do it, but I'm gonna do it. Cause they're paying me.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

That's right.

[Corey Walsh]

Just the same way you do your job. I don't work at ESPN. You don't work at KDUS. But you do it for 12 cents a week and sell your plasma. At least they pay my ass.

[Brady Oxford]

Another one with Kendrick Perkins. Kendrick Perkins have good ideas. Kendrick Perkins is a good man. He's just dumb about basketball.

[Corey Walsh]

Steven Shaq knows they're all stupid. They knucklehead talk about the Lakers all day. Nobody needs to care or hear about no Lakers. Luka Doncic, he ain't gonna win no title mvp, though. Maybe. I doubt it, though. All them Europeans win an MVP. That's crazy. Gotta get us some more black MVPs. What happened to the NBA? We used to love everybody. The ratings are down, the game sucks, and I have one reason why. It's too white.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Oh.

[Corey Walsh]

There's too many whites in the NBA. Making it terr.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

All right, now our bottom right square Lord and Savior trick.

[Corey Walsh]

Read. Yeah. Hey, Corey, did you see I'm in a Movie?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I heard about that.

[Brady Oxford]

You roll it, Brett.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, I'm in a movie.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Make sure this actually is you. I don't.

[Brady Oxford]

Oh, it's me.

[Corey Walsh]

It's a. Pick them on which one I am, though.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

All right.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah. All three guys in this movie.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Oh, here we go. That's a lot of skin.

[Ron Wolfley]

It's the.

[Corey Walsh]

It's the trip trip.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

The triple trip. There we go, fellas. You're a gentle kisser.

[Corey Walsh]

Trip one, trip two, trip three, trip me. Yeah.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

No, Trip's the one in the back for sure.

[Corey Walsh]

You think?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Absolutely.

[Corey Walsh]

I've played all three roles.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Gotta be you, dog.

[Brady Oxford]

Yeah.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, thanks. Don't call Me dog anymore.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I'm seeing you Raw Dog right here.

[Corey Walsh]

Hey, Brett. I'm just like your hero, Robert De Niro. I'm playing multiple roles in this.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Oh, what is that?

[Corey Walsh]

I'm the back. I'm the middle. Sweet ass, isn't it?

[Dick Toledo]

Corey?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

There's a lot more than I thought there'd be.

[Corey Walsh]

I'm thick like Lizzo, except for I'm vanilla, baby.

[Brady Oxford]

Yeah.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Oh, I just saw the video spell.

[Corey Walsh]

Trip without T R. I like try or three or try me, please.

[Brady Oxford]

Yeah, yeah.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Is that your calling card?

[Corey Walsh]

Look at that. Trip likes baba. Trip sucky on baba.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

That's a better angle. Yeah, there we go. Oh, man, that's the full story.

[Corey Walsh]

Look, there's another trip. Three trips. One little too lo little. Three little trippians.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Oh, this is a terrible reboot of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

[Corey Walsh]

It really is, because there's four missing.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Yeah, now, they were before.

[Corey Walsh]

Look at what you do. You're dealing with some tripping beans right there.

[Brady Oxford]

Yeah. Oh, man, look at all those Dodger dogs.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Yeah. Don't show Vin Scully this.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, that is Vin Scully. He's the one whose face you can't see. Ooh, it also looks a little bit like Three Tim Walls.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Yeah, Fitter, but yeah.

[Corey Walsh]

All right, on with the show.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Let's see what we got.

[Corey Walsh]

Joining us, we got Chris and Jesse behind the gray door. We call that movie Chris and Jesse. Chris, are you there? I am now. Jesse, are you there? Jesse? Oh, is this happening again?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I'm here.

[Corey Walsh]

Oh, there you are.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

All right.

[Corey Walsh]

What'd you have to run in from.

[Ron Wolfley]

The kitchen, take a soft mold.

[Katie Hobbs]

I forgot.

[H]

I put it on mute.

[Corey Walsh]

Oh, okay. All right, Jesse, you're a girl. Pick a Square.

[H]

Okay. O.J. simpson in the middle square.

[Brady Oxford]

That's a good girl.

[Corey Walsh]

She's smart.

[O.J. Simpson]

Just get me on the cake.

[Brady Oxford]

Yeah, you just get me out of the way first. Because otherwise I start hanging around, you know what happens. All right, let's get right to a court.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I got a question for you here.

[Brady Oxford]

Jesse, what color's your hair?

[H]

Light brown.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh.

[Brady Oxford]

Do you ever think about being a redhead?

[H]

Sure.

[Brady Oxford]

Okay, I'll come by later. We'll make your hair red.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Fix that real quick.

[Brady Oxford]

We'll match your porch. All right, go ahead.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Listen, question for you. Creole and Cajun do not mean the same thing. True or false?

[Brady Oxford]

Well, I don't know what you asked me about this. I mean, it's not like I know a whole bunch about being black. Let's be honest. I tried real hard to not do that. I'll say, well, there's two words, right?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Two different words. Yes, two different words.

[Brady Oxford]

Why would they mean the same thing? Why would you have two different words if it means the same thing? So they have to be different. I'll say that. There's no doubt about it, that Creole is different than Cajun.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

So you're saying true, and I wouldn't.

[Brady Oxford]

Have sex with either one. I like white women.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

All right, so you're saying true. Jesse, do you agree or disagree with true?

[H]

I have no idea. I'll just agree.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

That's correct, actually.

[Brady Oxford]

Good job. Always agree with me. It's always a good idea.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Just in case.

[Dick Toledo]

Creole women, O.J.

[O.J. Simpson]

Am I. Yeah, because they're white.

[Brady Oxford]

Are they white?

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah.

[Brady Oxford]

They don't look white enough for me. I like them real white, like a blank canvas. You can paint all over it.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

You ever seen the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?

[Brady Oxford]

I like that kind of white. Thick and white. I like.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Wow.

[Brady Oxford]

Yeah. Then I like it at the end, the same as that. They just blow up all over the place and you leave them behind.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

All right, Chris, make your selection.

[Corey Walsh]

Wasn't OJ Simpson the middle right square?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Yes, he was, but we're gonna roll with it.

[Corey Walsh]

Okay, so I'll take Brady, the jet.

[Brady Oxford]

Engineer in the middle.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

There you go.

[O.J. Simpson]

Do you have any questions about Airplane? As a jet engineer, I can. Even Airplane 2 with William Shatner. I can answer those, too. All right, thanks for playing along, Chris. Here we go.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Way to go, Chris. Never saw that movie.

[Brady Oxford]

Yeah, it's a great movie.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Let me ask you a question.

[Corey Walsh]

Okay, go.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

There is a shade of green out there known as goose turd. True or false?

[O.J. Simpson]

Green is a goose turd. Yeah, I've heard that before. You know, I've done the Mile High Club, but only by myself.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Oh, wow.

[O.J. Simpson]

They only had to go halfway up a half Mile High club. You don't have to go all the way up. Just a. No, that works. Yeah, it is. No, you beat off in a plane.

[Katie Hobbs]

What?

[Corey Walsh]

Ever seen a grown man naked?

[Katie Hobbs]

Yeah.

[O.J. Simpson]

Ever been to a Turkish prison? Roger. Roger. See, I'm a plane expert. I'm gonna have to say the goose turd has to be. I don't remember it in the crayon box, though.

[Corey Walsh]

I would love it.

[O.J. Simpson]

I would have done everything.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Mine were the ones you ate.

[O.J. Simpson]

Honestly, in the 65, I could have that in my nose. Excuse me, Stuart.

[Brady Oxford]

As I speak, Jive Brady's killing me today. I don't normally say that usually. I'm doing the killing.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

All right, all right. So you're saying true?

[Brady Oxford]

I'll say that's true.

[O.J. Simpson]

Goose turd is a color. I've seen it at. At Benjamin Moore.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

All right, Chris, agree or disagree?

[Corey Walsh]

I'm gonna disagree.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

That's incorrect, though.

[Corey Walsh]

Roger.

[Brady Oxford]

Roger.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

So X gets the square, and she can take one Wolfley for the win. You want a Jesse?

[Brady Oxford]

Oh, boy.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

All right.

[Brady Oxford]

Oh, I get to play for the win. That's the only way Wolfley writes it is for the win.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

You seem pretty happy to have a girl talk to you. What's up with that?

[Brady Oxford]

I like when girls talk to me like you do, probably.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Does that happen?

[Brady Oxford]

Yeah. It doesn't happen like, all the time. Usually they say move faster and then you can't and you tip over at the bus stop.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Bus don't. Hold on. I don't take the bus.

[Brady Oxford]

The dial arrives. Do you have a speed pass on dial? A ride, David. I bet he does.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I've never used.

[Brady Oxford]

You've never used dial before?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I qualify.

[Brady Oxford]

You don't.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I don't think so.

[Brady Oxford]

I think you do.

[Corey Walsh]

I don't want to be the bearer of bad news.

[Brady Oxford]

I don't want to be a jerk, but look into that.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

All right, I got a question for you here, Ron. Let's see.

[Brady Oxford]

All right, let's do this. The blood farmer is ready.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Okay, David. Lobster was considered a trash food in the 17th century, only fit for prisoners to eat.

[Brady Oxford]

Sea bugs. That's what they called them back in the day, and you couldn't have them. And now that's all I want to do is just drench Kyler Murray in butter and feed him lobster all day.

[Corey Walsh]

What?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Crack his arms? Suck out the meat.

[Brady Oxford]

Oh.

[Corey Walsh]

Reminds me of my movie.

[Brady Oxford]

Yeah, I'll say that. That's true.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Okay, you're saying true now. Jesse, do you agree?

[Brady Oxford]

Hot pot Agree.

[H]

I know that they are bottom feeders, so I'm gonna agree.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

That's correct.

[Corey Walsh]

Chris. That lady kicked your ass.

[Brady Oxford]

Nobody's ever said that about me. I'll win every girl fight. All of them. Line them up, Just say, I'll knock them down. All right. Good job, Corey.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Yeah, I think we're pretty good.

[Brady Oxford]

Good.

[Corey Walsh]

Well, there he goes. Got stuff to do.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

He's got a play. If he's gonna be here, he wants to go around town.

[Brady Oxford]

Go.

[Dick Toledo]

He heard Cato was sitting out?

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, he was following Cato out running. All right, that's it. Nice job. Well done.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, another complaint?

[Corey Walsh]

No. Oh, my God. I just saw something terrible. I'm not. I don't know. This isn't News yet, but if it becomes news, we'll definitely talk about it. We're done. Corey will be manning the men's NAU basketball game tonight, if you're interested. And you have a ham radio.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Yes.

[Corey Walsh]

It's on 10:60am Yep.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

And if you want to do ASU baseball also tonight, going up against Gonzaga.

[Corey Walsh]

Oh, man. Listening to ASU baseball.

[Brady Oxford]

There's a barn burner. That's it.

[Corey Walsh]

That's what Brett. I was. Brett. Did you hear the excitement in Brett's voice? He's on fire, man. I thought you're gonna pass out, man. And you might. Do you ever get calls during that?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Sometimes, yeah.

[Corey Walsh]

See if anybody's still, like, like, literally that studio and that station. Yeah. There's more life in Gene Hackman's house than there is during a game.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

We get calls pretty consistently.

[Corey Walsh]

Please turn this off.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

No, no. It's just like, hey, when's tomorrow's game? Or do you have this one? Or, where'd my content go?

[Corey Walsh]

Or, you know, oh, they're begging you to do something else, though. Where'd my content go?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Older folks are like, oh, I don't want baseball. It's baseball time.

[Brady Oxford]

Batter up.

[Katie Hobbs]

Yeah.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Okay.

[Corey Walsh]

None of us are going. All right, Ro. Done. We're next week. We're out. Spring break. Yay.

[Brady Oxford]

Yeah.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Oh, congratulations.

[Katie Hobbs]

Yeah, I know.

[Corey Walsh]

So you don't have to come back next Friday unless you want to hang out with Gordon.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

If you want, you can just jump in going, hey, guys, let's all dump on these guys while they're gone.

[Brady Oxford]

Yes.

[Corey Walsh]

Oh, they're fine with that. I won't be listening. It'll be like ASU baseball zone. That's it.

[Brady Oxford]

We're done.

[Corey Walsh]

You guys have yourselves a great weekend. Weekend. And we will see you when we return. Have a lovely time without us. We'll see you later. Solo.

[Brady Oxford]

Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said, fully erect. I kill.