Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (03-07-25)

Host: 98 KUPD | Hubbard Radio
Release Date: March 7, 2025
Episode Title: Katie Hobbs Stops By For Bret - Reactions To Rodger's Pedo Email - Local News Dying On Story Of Elimination Of Penny Affecting Penny Smashers - Story On Shower Habits Shows Few People Wash Feet

1. Katie Hobbs Joins the Show

Timestamp: [00:55] - [04:18]

In this engaging segment, Governor Katie Hobbs makes a surprise appearance on Holmberg's Morning Sickness. The interaction begins with Brett expressing his frustration over discussing Katie negatively, a sentiment he quickly softens when Katie steps in.

• Brett:
  “...sorry for all the Katie and the Katie Hobbs folks that get upset if I talk bad about her too. I don't know.”

• Katie Hobbs:
  “Hi you guys.”
  “Oh my God, it's raining.”
  “I was outside and there's this poor old dog that's outside and its hair's all wet and it's all matted and it's gross and it smells...”

Katie humorously describes encountering a neglected dog, prompting playful teasing from the hosts about her compassion and public image.

• Katie Hobbs:
  “I'd like to put out a silver alert also for the old lady and Brett's Instagram page...”

The segment showcases a light-hearted dynamic, blending political figures with the show's comedic essence.

2. Reactions to Roger's "Pedo" Email

Timestamp: [04:18] - [07:26]

The conversation takes a sharp turn when Roger refers to Brett with the derogatory term "Pedo," leading to a heated exchange.

• Roger:
  “Pedo.”

• Brett:
  “Yeah, I know. I feel terrible about it. I don't want kids in my life. I hate kids...”

Brett vehemently denies promoting pedophilia, attributing the accusations to disagreements over political opinions, particularly concerning President Trump.

• Brett:
  “I hate kids. I don't want kids around. What makes you think I want a loved one? No, you're all wrong.”

The tension highlights underlying conflicts within the show's dynamics, emphasizing personal disagreements and miscommunications.

3. Local News Spotlight: The Decline of Penny Smashing

Timestamp: [07:26] - [21:00]

Brett dives into a critical discussion about the recent news of the potential elimination of penny production and its ramifications for penny smashers—businesses that rely on smashing pennies for profit.

• Brett:
  “It's gonna cost like two cents, two and a half cents to make a penny. And that seems counterproductive.”
  “Cut down all change. Cut it all out.”

He critiques the inefficiency of continuing penny production, juxtaposing it with the struggles of penny smashers who depend on this practice for their livelihoods.

• Roger:
  “Upgrade your gear and start smashing nickels.”
  “Dimes. I don't know.”

The hosts humorously mock the penny smashing industry, discussing the impracticality of transitioning to other coins and the obsolescence of such businesses.

• Brett:
  “...this is a job that was destined. If you made a living off penny smashing machines, tip of the cap.”

Leah adds to the conversation by questioning the necessity of such niche businesses in the modern economy.

• Leah:
  “A penny comes out. This is it. This is what you get in the end.”

The segment blends satire with genuine commentary on economic changes, illustrating how local news attempts to fill content gaps with trivial stories.

4. Shower Habits Analysis

Timestamp: [21:00] - [26:54]

Transitioning to a lighter topic, the hosts discuss a recent story on shower habits, revealing that a staggering 80% of men reportedly don't wash their feet.

• Brett:
  “80% don't do pits. What? They just... they have the same theory we have about our feet they have about pits...”

• Leah:
  “I do the top.”
  “I don't lift them up.”

The conversation evolves into a humorous critique of personal hygiene practices, with each host sharing their own routines and poking fun at common neglect areas.

• Brett:
  “...jump all over that. Jump all over that. And before we close up this segment here...”

The segment serves as both entertainment and a subtle nudge towards better personal hygiene, wrapped in the show's signature comedic style.

5. Listener's Heartfelt Story: Jake and Scout

Timestamp: [26:54] - [36:10]

A poignant moment arises when listener Jake shares an emotional email about his dog, Scout, who is facing euthanasia due to deteriorating health.

• Jake's Email:
  “Today is her final day before we have to do the thing... She's been my sidekick ever since, over the last eight years...”

The hosts respond with empathy, commending Jake's decision to prevent Scout from suffering and encouraging other listeners to adopt pets in need.

• Brett:
  “That's the most love you can offer. It sounds awful, but the euthanization of a dog... is the most love we can show as people.”

• Roger:
  “Salute, Scout.”

They highlight the importance of responsible pet ownership and the compassionate choice to ensure pets do not endure unnecessary pain, fostering a sense of community and support among listeners.

6. Promotional Content and Advertisements

Timestamp: [36:09] - [40:33]

The show integrates promotional segments seamlessly into the conversation, maintaining engagement while advertising local businesses.

• Roger:
  “Wake up Song brought to you by Action Ride Shop... They have the best wrenches in town.”

• Brett:
  “Staying open. I don't need those kids running around. And you keep the castle going...”

These advertisements, while brief, provide valuable information to listeners about local services and products, aligning with the show's Arizona-centric theme.

7. Closing Remarks and Final Musings

Timestamp: [40:33] - [44:11]

As the episode nears its end, Brett reflects on the ongoing accusations against him, blending frustration with humor.

• Brett:
  “How are those two people getting the same thing out of me? I don't see anything where I'm like, you got to defend that a little bit...”

The hosts continue to navigate personal conflicts and misunderstandings, emphasizing the complexity of their on-air relationships while maintaining their characteristic banter.

8. Final Song: "When the Children Cry" by White Lion

Timestamp: [44:11] - [End]

The episode concludes with the uplifting track "When the Children Cry" by White Lion, leaving listeners with a melodic close to a dynamic and multifaceted discussion.

Notable Quotes:

• Brett on Pedophilia Accusations:
  “[...] But I really do like being called a pedophile and a guy who says the president does dumb things.”

• Katie Hobbs on the Neglected Dog:
  “I was outside and there's this poor old dog that's outside and its hair's all wet and it's all matted and it's gross and it smells...”

• Brett on Penny Smashing:
  “This is a job that was destined. If you made a living off penny smashing machines, tip of the cap.”

• Response to Jake's Story:
  “That's the most love you can offer. It sounds awful, but the euthanization of a dog... is the most love we can show as people.”

Insights and Conclusions:

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully blends humor, local news commentary, personal anecdotes, and heartfelt listener stories. The unexpected appearance of Governor Katie Hobbs adds a layer of political satire, while the discussion on penny smashing offers a comedic take on economic changes affecting niche businesses. The heartfelt segment about Jake and his dog Scout provides a sincere counterbalance to the otherwise irreverent tone of the show, showcasing the hosts' ability to navigate a wide range of emotions and topics. Overall, the episode exemplifies the show's commitment to entertain, provoke thought, and engage with its Arizona audience in meaningful ways.