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Summary

Podcast Summary — Holmberg's Morning Sickness (03-09-26)

Podcast: Holmberg's Morning Sickness
Date: March 9, 2026
Host & Crew: John Holmberg (Host), Brady Bogen, Bret "Gummoe" Vesely, Dick Toledo, Freddie
Episode Theme:
This episode blends local promotions, personal stories, irreverent banter, and satirical observations on current events. The team swings from goofy back-and-forth about household help and dental woes to scathing, hilarious commentary on war coverage, gas prices, and the absurdities of religion, especially in the context of artificial intelligence.

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1. Promotions & Interactive Giveaways (01:12-04:21; 38:46-39:43)

Key Points:

• Sick New World Festival Giveaway:
  • System of a Down, Korn, Marilyn Manson, Cypress Hill, Evanescence, and more are headlining.
  • Listeners can enter by tapping qualifying tracks on the KUPD app or website. Five winners get tickets, with one scoring a VIP package, hotel, and gas money.
• Easter Keg Event:
  • Coming up in three weeks with a $5,000 prize.
• Commentary:
  • The team jokes about the shift from "ninth-caller wins" to app engagement and the privacy trade-offs of entering contests.
• Quote:
  • "The algorithm steals all your information. We sell it to foreigners. ... But you might win contest stuff." — John Holmberg (04:24)

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2. Dental Misadventures: Gummoe's Abscess (04:57-08:16)

Key Points:

• Gummoe's Dental Drama:
  • Suffered a painful facial abscess, received a root canal and a tooth draining.
  • Describes the gross details; the show jokes about the dentist's horror and the nastiness of the procedure.
• Broader Conversation:
  • Riffs about the "weirdness" of being a dentist, gynecologist, or proctologist, with comically exaggerated disdain for those professions.
• Quote:
  • "You've never heard a dentist go, 'Holy, what's going on in here?'" — Brady (05:45)
  • "You gotta be a weirdo to want to be a dentist. Dentist and gynecologist." — Brady (07:48)

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3. Brady's Housekeeper, Rodney, and Domestic Shenanigans (09:00-13:01; 14:39-17:03)

Key Points:

• Rodney Hears He's Been Talked About:
  • Brady’s house cleaner, Rodney, finds out they mention him on the air.
  • Playful dramatizations of Rodney's reaction and imagined conversations between Brady and Rodney.
  • Jokes about "white glove inspections," pay disputes, and Rodney moving his whole family in.
• Quote:
  • "Now, sir. By the way, these are underpants. I assumed they was. Cause they covered in poopy." — Rodney (09:17)
  • "Rodney’s gonna live there forever. He's gonna be in Brady's world for the rest of your life." — Brady (12:32)

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4. War Coverage Parodied as Video Game & Gas Prices ("War is a Game") (17:07-21:08)

Key Points:

• Media on War:
  • CNN’s Anderson Cooper openly calling current world hostilities “war.”
  • The guys riff on how the news now sounds like a video game plot: new “supreme leaders” popping up, missions and kills, gamified destruction.
• Rising Gas Prices:
  • Immediate $4+ gas after overnight oil price hikes; parallels drawn between market manipulation and "the game" narrative.
• Quote:
  • "Trump's playing a video game with Iran and I'm all in." — Brady (18:16)
  • "Every place is thrilled to shove five bucks up your ass." — Brady (19:09)

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5. Skepticism Toward War, News, and Reality (21:23-23:13)

Key Points:

• More Video Game Parallels:
  • Compare U.S.-Iran conflict to Sonic the Hedgehog—beating levels, defeating bosses, with “backup new guys” always ready.
  • Express detachment: for most Americans, war is just TV; real impact is on deployed troops and families.
• Memorable Analogy:
  • "Now it's peaceful. And then Sonic the Hedgehog just started all over from the first ... That's what we're doing in Iran." — Brady (21:42)
  • "We're not doing anything. I've changed nothing in my entire life." — John Holmberg (22:40)

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6. Religion, Crossdressing, and Satan in AI (23:29-33:42)

Key Points:

• Ridicule of Religious Leaders on AI:
  • Segment about a TV roundtable with a rabbi, a Catholic bishop (“the most transvestite of all the Catholics”), and a Muslim cleric warning that AI will unleash Satan.
  • Satirical commentary on the hypocrisy of religious figures decrying crossdressing while wearing ceremonial gowns.
  • Suggest Hindu polytheists would be more “AI savvy.”
• Cultural Critique:
  • Holmberg rails on institutional hypocrisy: after centuries of abuse scandals, churches still position themselves as youth protectors.
• Quotes:
  • "Put the pants on, you're a man. God wants you in a dress? Then like a dude wears a dress and you want him banished from it. Doesn't make any sense." — Brady (24:01)
  • "You lost the right ... That entire organization raped kids and hid it, and they're the ones going on TV with the nerve to say, oh, you gotta watch out. You know, people do bad things to kids and we're here to protect that." — John Holmberg (29:32)
  • "You know who’s Satan? Them." — John Holmberg (30:28)

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7. Side Stories: Charity Events & Social Antics (34:21-38:41)

Key Points:

• Arizona Pet Project Benefit:
  • Praise for a successful animal rescue fundraiser, including celebrity attendees and surprisingly good chicken.
  • Amusing anecdotes about late-night hot dogs at the Swizzle Inn with friends, including a group of "the gays."
• Notable Moment:
  • “Let me tell you what, you put a few drinks in the gays and you open up a hot dog stand. Moth to a flame, my friend.”—Brady (36:18)

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8. Final Thoughts: AI, Religion, and Wake-Up Anthems (38:46-39:43)

Key Points:

• Back to Promotions:
  • Reminder that nearly every band they play qualifies listeners for the Sick New World giveaway.
  • Joking about letting felons figure out their own transportation to Vegas.
• Wake-Up Song Segment:
  • On-brand irreverence as they prep for the "official" morning show anthem.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote | |---|---|---| | 04:24 | John Holmberg | "The algorithm steals all your information. We sell it to foreigners... But you might win contest stuff." | | 07:48 | Brady | "You gotta be a weirdo to want to be a dentist. Dentist and gynecologist." | | 09:17 | Rodney (Brady’s Cleaner) | "Now, sir. By the way, these are underpants. I assumed they was. Cause they covered in poopy." | | 18:16 | Brady | "Trump's playing a video game with Iran and I'm all in." | | 19:09 | Brady | "Every place is thrilled to shove five bucks up your ass." | | 21:42 | Brady | "Now it's peaceful. And then Sonic the Hedgehog just started all over from the first ... That's what we're doing in Iran." | | 24:01 | Brady | "Put the pants on, you're a man. God wants you in a dress?" | | 29:32 | John Holmberg | "You lost the right ... That entire organization raped kids and hid it, and they're the ones going on TV with the nerve to say, oh, you gotta watch out. You know, people do bad things to kids and we're here to protect that." | | 30:28 | John Holmberg | "You know who’s Satan? Them." | | 36:18 | Brady | "Let me tell you what, you put a few drinks in the gays and you open up a hot dog stand. Moth to a flame, my friend." |

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Sick New World Festival Giveaway: 01:12-04:21
• Gummoe’s Dental Emergency: 04:57-08:16
• Rodney the Cleaner Drama: 09:00-13:01 & 14:39-17:03
• War as a Video Game, Gas Price Rants: 17:07-21:08
• Religious Leaders & Satan in AI: 23:29-33:42
• AZ Pet Project Recap & Swizzle Inn Antics: 34:21-38:41

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Tone & Style

The show mixes sarcasm, irreverence, and raw honesty in a classic morning radio format. The hosts riff off absurd news, personal stories, and local color with relentless humor and no-holds-barred takedowns of hypocrisy and nonsense, whether from religion, media, or daily life.

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For listeners who missed this episode:
Expect a whirlwind of punchy banter, local flavor, and satirical shakedowns of everything from dental abscesses to doom-laden AI preachers—in classic Holmberg fashion.

Transcript

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[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

It's John Holmberg here from the Morning Sickness to tell you about the Core Institute. People who met me found out that I've had four major operations in the last four years. They're blown away. I've had both shoulders replaced and both hips replaced because I was an absolute disaster before my surgeries. I was in pain. Now no one knows I've had any issues. People who hear multiple surgeries assume they'll never be the same again. It's just not true. I'm better than I've been in 20 years. Stop quitting the things you love and get back to being the pain free you you love. Thecoreinstitute.

[Radio Station Announcer]

Still streaming Homberg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com It's 5:45.

[Brady]

My name's John. How are you?

[John Holmberg]

There's Brady, there's Brett.

[Brady]

There's Big Dick Toledo. That's the morning sickness. And off we go for another glorious day here in paradise. And I gotta. We'll start the whole thing right there. We just played that System of a Down song. And if you're listening on the app, which so many of you are and I believe on the website as well, it'll tell you, click on this right now. It's going to give you a little prompt to say, click. Click here. And every time you do that, you'll hear when you're. When you're. When your app tells you, this one, this one, this one, this one, it'll start warning you. You're going to register yourself for this amazing thing. We're sending you guys to the Sick

[John Holmberg]

New World festival in Las Vegas April

[Brady]

25 to see there's 40 bands playing this thing and headlining. System of a, down with Corn, Marilyn Manson, Bring Me the Horizon, Evanescence Pod

[John Holmberg]

Alien, Ant Farm, Filter.

[Brady]

Who else? Cypress Hill is on this thing.

[John Holmberg]

Terror, Terror.

[Brady]

Danny Elfman, Mastodon. Keep Going Cold Chamber. Who am I missing? There's a billion bands. There's a billion of the Melvins are even on it. I'm looking at this thing right now. It's crazy. Yeah, it's an insane. Evanescence, that I mentioned that pod. Just looking at this thing. It's non stop. Just one after another, after greatness. And every time we play a band that's on the list on the tour of the. The. Not the tour, but the lineup of Sick New World, you can tap that track right there on the KUPD app or web stream. Every time you hear any artist playing a Sick New World festival, there you go. Five of you will win tickets to the show. One of you will win a VIP package hotel and then another 200 bucks gas for the road trip. That's right. The 25th anniversary of this nonsense is going to be in your benefit. Everybody's going to win something. We're all walking away with something. B.

[John Holmberg]

This, this goes on for a little while.

[Brady]

We give this prize away and we're

[John Holmberg]

only like three weeks away from Easter and this year's Easter keg, if I'm not mistaken.

[Brady]

Five grand. My, that is a huge prize this year.

[Rodney]

Huge.

[Brady]

So it's. Yeah, we got ourselves. We got ourselves quite a 25th year. There's no chop in there, Nothing. Well, you know what started putting people on the. On the, you know, on the ball and saying, you know, easy this would

[John Holmberg]

be if you guys tried.

[Brady]

And the trying started and boom. The next thing you know, it's going to be a beast. Yeah, I mean, they've got this. I'm looking at the clutches out there. Pod, Mastodon, Filter, the Melvin's Coal Chamber, Cypress Hill, afi, Ministry. Danny Elfman is way high on the list. Marilyn Manson, Evanescence. Bring me the horizon Corn. System of a Down. I mean, you're going to be tired of music by the end. Jealous. Yeah, I know. It's going to be amazing. Well, we'll hand you those tickets. And all you have to do is tap that track. So they say interactive listening. You know, that's pretty awesome. It used to be the, you know, ninth caller type crap. Now it's just like that.

[John Holmberg]

Minimum effort and everybody gets to qualify.

[Brady]

And then there's some sort of drawing thing.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know how it works.

[Brady]

I just know you tap it, you get into some sort of weird database. The algorithm steals all your information. We sell it to foreigners. I'm pretty sure that you get all sorts of ads and possibly your identity stolen.

[John Holmberg]

But you might win contest stuff.

[Freddie]

The afternoon, the day.

[Brady]

Yeah, I do the Metallica one o'. Clock. I got a. Oh, yeah, we'll be doing that. All right. You shouldn't be that excited. And don't fake it, Freddie. It's ugly. Don't do that. But yeah, it's a. Got a lot going on. Awful lot going on. How's your mouth, Gummoe?

[Gummoe]

Good.

[Brady]

You get it fixed?

[Gummoe]

Pretty much.

[John Holmberg]

You got drained?

[Brady]

Hell, yeah. Oh, boy.

[Gummoe]

Oh, man, did I ever.

[Brady]

Tuning in. Gummoe had an abscess for about a week. Oh, his face was good. Friday was getting weird. Yeah, like, you were like, Bell's palsy swollen.

[Gummoe]

And I was out of it, too. I just couldn't look. Pain and.

[Brady]

Yeah, well, I had to have a

[Gummoe]

root canal on one side and then on the other side, that's when they had to go and drain. So my whole face was numb for, like, the entire day.

[Brady]

Well, your face was killing us.

[Gummoe]

Great way to start Friday, too awesome a weekend.

[Brady]

But it's all good. You got the root canal and everything.

[Gummoe]

Yeah, yeah. They still have to pull this one tooth on the side, but. But they relieved all the pressure and got it all.

[Freddie]

Friday was an Italian chipmunk.

[Brady]

Yeah, it was bad. He had canolies in his cheeks. The. The worst part is, is that I, you know, said you went to the dentist, and you've never heard a dentist

[John Holmberg]

go, holy, what's going on in here?

[Brady]

He was horrified. It's his nom.

[Gummoe]

Well, it's like when they put that. That suction thing in there, and it's usually just, you know, like regular cleaning or whatever and just sucking up the regular spit. This is just. This one was just this.

[Brady]

Yeah, Brady. It was all pus getting sucked out of Gummoe's head. Oh, gross. So bad.

[Gummoe]

But I feel so good now.

[John Holmberg]

You always think about that like.

[Brady]

Like doctors. I was talking to my buddy, Dr. Brink. He's a surgeon last night. We're basically what we're. Anthony. Our friend Anthony started to talk about anal sex, I think, and he was in, you know, the. The dangers therein with, you know, that's where poop lives. So we're doing that. And. And Anthony is pretty graphically okay with anything. Like, he. He. He doesn't.

[Freddie]

Like, nothing stuns him.

[John Holmberg]

So he's just into the. He doesn't care.

[Freddie]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Like, the conversation.

[Brady]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

The. Actually follows him.

[Brady]

He doesn't care about the gross stuff, you know, like the smells and I don't care. And even Dr. Brink was like, I. I'm a surgeon. Some of the things that have come out of people that I've touched and that the Smells of an infection that are inside. And he goes, it's pretty brutal. And he goes, but even I'm not into the, you know, dirty bottoms. And like, I think our. My friend Anthony would be in one of the videos.

[Gummoe]

I was just going to say we should show him some of these videos.

[Brady]

Well, he would.

[John Holmberg]

That wouldn't bother him at all.

[Brady]

Seen it, but. Yeah. No, it lived it. Like, lived it. Like, why is. You know, why would I watch that? I lived that.

[Gummoe]

Like the Bellagio fountain. Yeah.

[Brady]

The punt and the thing. He's like, whatever that happens. And he goes, you just got to keep. You got to plow through it. And it's gross. Dentists, they think they're just going to go, you know, they get their little dental thing and they're. And then they become sadists because after a while they're bored with just a filling or whatever. They want a gummoe. They want something like you coming in going, oh, this is awesome. But then the smells probably get them all juiced up. And the popping. I mean, popping pus. Oh, the smell of that is so bad. And then pulling your teeth out and watch it. Just being in that kind of control over another human head.

[Freddie]

Ship it away.

[Brady]

You got to be a weirdo to want to be a dentist. Dentist and gynecologist.

[Gummoe]

Gyno, I think, is worse. Just because it's.

[John Holmberg]

Proctology is just ridiculously bad because, you

[Brady]

know, it's like you lost a bet.

[John Holmberg]

It's like, yeah, yeah.

[Brady]

I'm like, oh, I could have been

[John Holmberg]

a foot doctor, but I chose buttholes.

[Brady]

And now I dig around in there for stuff wrong and hopefully I find it. Cause that's a payday. And then you gotta go back into that one that's busted over and over again. Ugh.

[Gummoe]

Even the prostate checks. And you gotta go up there and.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, no, they like it.

[Gummoe]

Yeah, I know.

[Brady]

That's why they must.

[Freddie]

That's why all doctors do that one.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but that's why there's no technology, Brady.

[Brady]

I have some. You've been raped. If. Then all doctors don't do that. That's. I've never once had a near nose. Oh, man.

[John Holmberg]

Wow.

[Brady]

You need a lawyer immediately you need a lawyer. My holistic healer. My Reiki. My Reiki non contact massage. They're all in there.

[Freddie]

The rug doctor came over.

[Brady]

No kidding. Well, he's steaming mad at dirt, so you got to give him that. Yeah. Just so weird being a. Anyway, well, good. Gummoe's better. And Brady, you said that your indentured servant Got a little uppity on Friday and you had to put him in his place.

[Freddie]

He finally heard through a buddy of his. I understand you're talking about me on your radio show.

[Brady]

Oh, boy.

[Freddie]

Funny.

[Brady]

Oh, he was happy with it.

[Freddie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Rodney]

So I thought that was wonderful. You give me all that time. Now, sir. Thank you so much.

[Brady]

Now, sir.

[Rodney]

By the way, these are underpants. I assumed they was. Cause they covered in poopy.

[Freddie]

Now, Rodney.

[John Holmberg]

Now, Rodney.

[Rodney]

Yes, Mr. Benny the.

[Brady]

So he's okay with it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Freddie]

I tried to explain how we. Yeah, I said it was very funny.

[Brady]

Yeah. Did you tell.

[Freddie]

I like to hear so.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, no. Did you tell him?

[House Helper]

They just said you were my slave.

[Brady]

Anyway, you didn't tell him.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, you did.

[Freddie]

Yeah.

[Brady]

That you sat and watched a. Oh, geez Louise.

[Rodney]

That's funny. So that's funny.

[Brady]

He's pissing all over Brady's like, drawers and all that other stuff.

[Rodney]

How you doing? Now, I understand you've been making fun of me on the radio. We are allowed to listen to radio at work now.

[Brady]

Now, Rodney Brady has his indentured servant.

[John Holmberg]

Did you stick around again when he cleaned?

[Freddie]

No, I came in at the tail. I came home and he was still just finishing up.

[Brady]

Was he alone?

[Freddie]

Yep.

[Brady]

All right. Do you have in house cameras at all? Because I guarantee you to hurt this

[Rodney]

mother thinks he gonna get away with this. I'm gonna every drawer in this house, wipe all my. All that silverware.

[Brady]

Is everybody feeling well after the weekend?

[Freddie]

No.

[Brady]

Everybody's got a little sickness, don't they? Yeah, that's exactly right. You're terrible. Well, to Rodney, I certainly wouldn't do that to you. I'd answer the door. Go.

[Rodney]

Hello, I'm here to clean your house.

[Brady]

Not happening. No, you gotta go do something else. I'm sorry, I can't. I can't do this.

[Gummoe]

Brady walks in. Look at the wax buildup on those shoes. This is fine leather. I want this stripped off. I want them cleaned and buffed.

[Rodney]

Boy, you son of a. I swear to God, I will bust your ass. Mother, come over and clean his house.

[House Helper]

Rodney, look at this.

[Rodney]

What is it, Mr. Bogan stuff.

[House Helper]

Why, you cleaned the kitchen. And I went back in and I started to rub a half a ham. How am I supposed to get all this off there but wash the kitchen again, Rodney.

[Rodney]

Mother. Bitch.

[Brady]

You hear him saying that all the time walking through the house?

[Rodney]

Mother. Fat little toe.

[Freddie]

Are you sure you cleaned that? I did. Okay, then.

[Rodney]

Here you go, Mr. Bogan. Can I. Can I go?

[House Helper]

Can I go now? Well, I'm gonna do a white glove

[Rodney]

inspection, so just use your hand. Without a glove, Mother, you're already white. You already white and get your dirt on your ugly ass.

[House Helper]

Seems to be reasonable, Rodney. Here's your dollar.

[Brady]

You flicker coin.

[House Helper]

You're humble and lovable.

[Rodney]

Thank you, sir. You're kind.

[Brady]

You're a terrible person. You should have fired him on the spot.

[Freddie]

It can be a tough call.

[Brady]

No, how are you gonna get. How are you gonna do it? You gotta venture.

[Rodney]

He's not going to.

[Brady]

He's not. Rodney's gonna live there forever. He's gonna be in Brady's world for the rest of your life.

[Gummoe]

He's gonna move his family in and everything else.

[Brady]

And Thomas

[Rodney]

brought some people to help out.

[Freddie]

Ronnie, I need you to make a call. Oh, no.

[Rodney]

This is not good.

[House Helper]

We're gonna need another house in the back.

[Brady]

You're done. You're done.

[Radio Station Announcer]

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[Brady]

Po.

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Homburg's morning sickness.

[John Holmberg]

Because you can't.

[Freddie]

You can't too deep into it.

[Brady]

No, he's gonna just be sitting on

[Rodney]

the couch drinking, not cleaning anything today, sir.

[Freddie]

That's great. That's.

[House Helper]

What are you talking about, Rodney? You gotta clean.

[Rodney]

I gotta do. You got a slave. I'll turn your ass in. You go to jail, son.

[Freddie]

It's like JB Smooth.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's it. He just stays there.

[John Holmberg]

Oh my God.

[Gummoe]

Can be parked in his red Mercedes in your garage. You're still going to be parking in the driveway.

[Brady]

Awesome.

[Rodney]

His. I found your daughter's stash of weed, sir.

[House Helper]

Now you put that back, Rodney.

[John Holmberg]

Kirby hates that.

[House Helper]

When you break out of her contraband and start moving it around. We found out the hard way Kirby wants it, Kirby gets it.

[Rodney]

She got some good son. We were smoking in the backyard together. Who are your friends now, Rodney?

[House Helper]

I'm gonna dock your dollar if you keep messing around with my daughter's weed stash.

[Rodney]

Doc, your dollar.

[Gummoe]

You know his friends over Trey and Doughboy and.

[House Helper]

Oh, I see you've brought a couple of homies.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Brady]

That's how it's gonna. He's just gonna end up calling you that.

[Rodney]

Hey, welcome home, mother. I got a couple friends gotta lay low for a minute. They're gonna do it in your house here, mother.

[Brady]

That sounds great now, Rodney. Anyway, congratulations to you, Brad. That's a quite a life you've carved out for yourself. How did you handle it when he's

[Rodney]

like, I understand you've been talking about me now.

[Brady]

So. Yeah.

[Rodney]

Just good, though.

[Freddie]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Yeah. Even though you should have said, I'm

[John Holmberg]

uncomfortable with you here, but you're trusting

[Brady]

them to go through the. Like, the whole house. I do that with cleaners all the time. I can't be in the house when they're there.

[John Holmberg]

That's the worst.

[Brady]

Because you could be doing that. You know, it's terrible to have people working around your house that. It's not like electricians or somebody who has to be. It's just people coming in, cleaning your house and you sit there and do nothing while they do it.

[Radio Station Announcer]

It's just so.

[Brady]

It just makes me feel horrible. Hate it so bad. But I certainly couldn't do it with the way Brady is. Which is Candyland.

[Freddie]

It's. The sign's already up there.

[Brady]

Yeah, it should be. It should be.

[John Holmberg]

I saw that.

[Brady]

Oh. Over the. Oh, gosh. It's great news. The countdown is on for war.

[John Holmberg]

Even Anderson Cooper last night called it war.

[Brady]

He said, yeah, I did. You know what?

[Freddie]

I caught a little ac.

[Brady]

He said, this happened. This happened, this happened. At the end of it, he goes, a lot happening in war this weekend.

[John Holmberg]

And I'm like, they know it's a show, too.

[Brady]

So they.

[John Holmberg]

They named the so of KO Megny is the new supreme leader. So this is the funnest part of the show.

[Freddie]

War.

[John Holmberg]

How long till we kill him? Because he ain't gonna last long.

[Brady]

No way.

[John Holmberg]

So this is now already has a

[Freddie]

missile with his name on it.

[John Holmberg]

They've leveled up the video game.

[Brady]

You know how in video games you

[John Holmberg]

have this, the assignment. You got through that mission.

[Brady]

And then they're like. And then they'll show a headline.

[John Holmberg]

New Supreme Leader named vows Death to America. Damn it. Vow.

[Brady]

And then it starts new.

[John Holmberg]

And you got to find this guy.

[Brady]

And he's extra hard to find. They're going to move him around all over the place now. We got to start blowing up stuff. We think he's in, and it's great. This is. This.

[John Holmberg]

This is another week of war.

[Brady]

That's going to be great.

[John Holmberg]

And if we can get them fast. Trump's playing a video game with Iran and I'm.

[Brady]

I'm all in. Now, the problem is gas is now $4,000. I got gas this morning.

[John Holmberg]

I'm like, holy Christ, how fast did

[Brady]

they get those prices to us? That was unnecessary. And that's more proof it's all a game. The barrel of the cost of barrel of oil is $120. Now, that happened last night already. The gas station right up here in the corner.

[John Holmberg]

It's almost 480.

[Freddie]

When. And. But when it drops down, it takes

[Brady]

forever to get it all straightened out. Yeah. Yeah. They won't. Yeah. When it dumps down to like $20 a barrel.

[Freddie]

Well, I don't know.

[Brady]

It.

[Freddie]

Yeah. It's a couple of weeks at least.

[Brady]

They always say the cost is always.

[John Holmberg]

It's baked in. If you've already gotten it, that's what it costs.

[Brady]

When they brought it over to. It's going to take months for it to come back down. It's just all.

[Freddie]

And we get Our. We get our mix here.

[John Holmberg]

All of it's a lie. All of it's a lie.

[Brady]

None of that's real. For them to be able to boost

[John Holmberg]

the prices, they're excited.

[Brady]

That's happy. Every. Every place is thrilled to shove five bucks up your ass.

[Freddie]

And if the gas has already gone that way, then everything else follows.

[Brady]

Well, yeah, because then the trucks, everything's going to be more expensive for a little bit. And that's the bad part. But we kill this new guy, we'll have it. And this one, we got to get on tv. This is going to. War is good.

[John Holmberg]

War is going to be spectacular. Tonight's episode should be amazing because we're

[Brady]

going to take a couple of shots and miss. You know, like you're doing a video game and then, you know, you get trouble. And then other people try to get you because you make yourself known. We're going to kill this new guy, hopefully by Wednesday. I'm guessing if the plot stays on point, Wednesday or Thursday, we kill the new guy. But what they've got to do now is have a backup new guy ready to go.

[John Holmberg]

And he can't be.

[Gummoe]

I'm sure they do.

[Brady]

Oh, they got a list.

[John Holmberg]

You're next.

[Brady]

They're on number 60 at this point.

[John Holmberg]

So quit hanging out together. It's like playing basketball.

[Brady]

Like Brett.

[Freddie]

Yeah, but it gets lonely.

[John Holmberg]

Quit bringing your defender to me. Like, why do you guys keep having meetings? There's Zoom and. And there's the other thing.

[Brady]

We're supposedly knocked out all their Internet,

[John Holmberg]

but they can make calls.

[Brady]

And Russia's evidently giving Iran information.

[John Holmberg]

I'm like, who? How?

[Freddie]

Who's got their phone numbers on your new leadership role? Who's gotten calls?

[Rodney]

Them?

[John Holmberg]

Well, no, there's Putin evidently giving, like, information on where to bomb Klein.

[Gummoe]

He's still got a rotary phone sitting there in the palace.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know who's calling, but blow that up, too. Like, this seems like it's all.

[Brady]

It's all fake.

[John Holmberg]

Nothing's real.

[Gummoe]

Did you see gas prices in California over eight bucks?

[John Holmberg]

Of course they are. It's got to be.

[Brady]

There's been an announcement and, oh, the stock market's dead and gone.

[Freddie]

There's gotta be one place. No, I heard there was five.

[Commercial Announcer]

You know, I've seen five a couple times.

[John Holmberg]

$5 in the corner.

[Freddie]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Here. Wow.

[John Holmberg]

When I went by was 494. Yesterday it was 455.

[Brady]

Like, what? For the middle one, not the low end one.

[Gummoe]

Yeah, well, and then the premium stuff.

[John Holmberg]

Premium's five bucks.

[Gummoe]

Yeah.

[Brady]

So. But war is going to be fun.

[John Holmberg]

I've got the joystick out.

[Brady]

I'm going to better try to kill another Hakameki.

[John Holmberg]

And we're gonna do another guy named after a loogie.

[Brady]

We're gonna. We're gonna kill that guy. And there he is and we kill him. And then we gotta kill another one and each level up.

[John Holmberg]

And then eventually like Sonic the Hedgehog, you get to the actual guy behind

[Brady]

the curtain and you have to kill him. And you jump and you bang into his head and you run under the thing. Cuz he's just shooting those bunny and then he turns into a bunch of friendly rabbits and it's over. Everybody remembers the end of Sonic.

[John Holmberg]

Did you ever get to the end of Sonic?

[Brady]

Oh great.

[Gummoe]

I didn't.

[Brady]

The doctor would go when he' machine and he start jumbling around and then you bounce into him and you had. There was a system to it because he'd shoot and then you got to bounce into him once and he shoots at you. And you jump under the thing and bounce into him the other side just going back and forth like a jump rope. And eventually if you hit him enough, he explodes into massive amounts of friendly rabbits. And then now it's peaceful. And then Sonic the Hedgehog just started all over from the first. Although everything was a little harder. You had leveled up to the second. You had to run through the whole thing twice. That's what we're doing in Iran. It's just a gigantic video game. So hopefully by Wednesday and the search is going to be awesome. This is basically like watching Jason Bourne. We don't have anything. You know, everybody's like, oh, we're at war. We're not. We're not doing anything. I've changed nothing in my entire life. People at war are those guys across the street here in the National Guard and all the military people and their families. That is who's actually at war. Brett and I are not at war. Yeah. We're just sitting back, being normal, sipping, you know, negronis over at, you know, wherever we go. I know it's a great drink, Brett. I shouldn't have said it to you though, but no, is this one.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yes.

[Brady]

Yeah. Oh, there's a guy on a flying carpet. Yes. This is what makes war great, is the Internet's great with it. That's a song they play when they're coming after you. Guess so. Yeah. It's pretty great. That's AI right? That's not real.

[Gummoe]

Okay.

[Brady]

I'm just making sure. I just like. I Didn't think the flying carpets had that kind of. I didn't know that guy can look if that's a. If that was real and they can stand on a carpet that's flying like that. We're not going to win this one.

[John Holmberg]

Not going to get out.

[Brady]

You know what I watched?

[John Holmberg]

I watched the most absolute bat conversation

[Brady]

I've ever seen on television. A rab. This sounds like a joke. A rabbi, like a. Like a supreme priest. One of the dudes that's in the big red dress, like, he's in. He's the most transvestite of all the Catholics. They dress him up. A bishop, I don't know, but he's gay looking in that gigantic dress.

[John Holmberg]

And then I started to wonder, like, these Catholics are so mad at trans. And then you go to church and

[Brady]

it's just dudes in dresses running around

[John Holmberg]

just like you guys have started.

[Brady]

This could have been a cardinal. Well, either way, put the pants on, you're a man. God. God wants you in a dress. And then like a dude wears a dress and you want him banished from it. Doesn't make any sense anyway. A rabbi, a gay guy from the Catholic Church in a dress. Some. I don't know what they called him. Some moolah, like a Middle Eastern dude.

[John Holmberg]

They had all of them.

[Brady]

They were all uniting because they're like, we may not agree on how religion works, but we do know this, that AI and Satanism are something we have to stop. They think that there's a. There's Satan. They said the AI ushered in a new era of Satanism. And they warn religious leaders, this great power of Satan is going to come

[John Holmberg]

at you through AI.

[Brady]

And I started to think to myself, if this was.

[John Holmberg]

If anyone sat in a TV or

[Brady]

in a studio and said, turn the cameras on. We're worried that AI is going to make Medusa mad. We'd all just. You're an idiot. What are you doing that you think

[John Holmberg]

Satan's been waiting for AI?

[Freddie]

He's sneaky.

[John Holmberg]

He's not sneaky, John. Why does he. Why is he sneaky? He doesn't have to be sneaky.

[Freddie]

He's a computer genius.

[Brady]

But yes.

[John Holmberg]

So he's been sitting around for thousands of years. When the technology is right and we gotta wait for that, then I'll strike. I hate to break it to you dummies, but by your own book and your own rule, he's had access to

[Brady]

AI the whole time now.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but now you guys have it.

[Brady]

So now I can really play.

[Michael]

Why is he.

[John Holmberg]

Why does he participate in the rules? It doesn't make sense. If he's gonna take over A.I. why didn't he just take over TV? Nobody's stopping him. The whole Satan thing makes me giggle. Hysteric. It's Yosemite Sam in his little outfit.

[Brady]

Remember he said,

[John Holmberg]

wow, I'm the rooting is tootin his bad guy. It's like invention. And I just can't get over adults going on anything is seriously just with

[Brady]

their hands clasped going, well, of course that Satan is going to take over AI and what are you, Metallica? It's not. It's not. Napster.

[John Holmberg]

Calm down.

[Freddie]

They just want to assign it to the right person in charge.

[Brady]

Who?

[Freddie]

Your rabbi, your.

[Brady]

Okay, here's what I didn't notice in your roundtable of AI One polytheist from India.

[John Holmberg]

They're the ones you talk to about

[Brady]

AI getting taken over.

[John Holmberg]

That's the if anything's gonna get in

[Brady]

there, the, the guys who believe in

[John Holmberg]

Vishnu are the ones who are gonna stop it.

[Brady]

Not some Jew or some gay Catholic or some moolah.

[Radio Station Announcer]

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[Radio Station Announcer]

Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Brady]

They're not AI savvy.

[John Holmberg]

If I can tell you right now, Brett, who would you take?

[Brady]

A bishop, a rabbi, some guy in a. With a thing? Or a Middle Eastern dude who's got eight arms on his desk talking about Vishnu and an elephant? Who's fixing your computer from AI Satanism.

[Gummoe]

Oh, Kevin from Discover.

[Brady]

Kevin from.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's right.

[Brady]

Mumbai's own. Yeah, yeah. Oh, they were very serious.

[John Holmberg]

And then some idiot in the audience is like, how do we know they're asking questions. How are we aware of Satan in our computer?

[Brady]

You're not. That's the key to it. Like, that just tells me, AI must be awesome. If religion's afraid of it, it means it's going to expose them.

[Freddie]

There, I think, is the big question. Will AI make the world a better place?

[John Holmberg]

No. Yeah, we are the problem.

[Brady]

It's not more entertaining.

[Freddie]

Yeah, there's Satan.

[John Holmberg]

That's not safe.

[Freddie]

Well, that's what I'm saying, people. That's human.

[John Holmberg]

That's kind of evil.

[Gummoe]

That's definitely more entertaining.

[Brady]

We're evil, all of us.

[Freddie]

Not all of us.

[Brady]

Well, then. Then why would that be the thing? If it's just going to be. Some people do dumb stuff and some people don't. It isn't evil. It's just. AI has nothing to do with it. Well, Satan's not in your computer.

[John Holmberg]

He's not thinking about it.

[Freddie]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, he's also not real. But I'm saying, yeah, I know from

[Freddie]

the experts about, you know, AI, you know, and who knows what to believe.

[Brady]

But they're like, here's my problem.

[Freddie]

He let it out too early.

[Brady]

Here's my issue. We, you know, no idea how the people, the dudes in dresses, still have the right to sit on a TV and say, we're worried that Satan's using AI to manipulate your children.

[John Holmberg]

And I'm like, you guys, how do they.

[Brady]

How.

[John Holmberg]

As a society, it's never changed. Still listening to those dudes in dresses

[Brady]

tell us what's wrong with how to treat kids.

[John Holmberg]

They lost the right to say that they've complete for thousands of years. That's not an exaggeration. That entire organization raped kids and hit it. And they're the ones going on TV

[Brady]

with the nerve to say, oh, you gotta watch out. You know, people do bad things to kids and we're here to protect that. You lost the right.

[John Holmberg]

Papa John's can't have a pizza place

[Brady]

because he said one bad word.

[John Holmberg]

They had to change the name.

[Brady]

We wouldn't Tolerate it. We would not tolerate it. He said a bad thing once. As far as we know. I'm sure I saw his first car. Yeah, he got caught once. That's right, Brett. That's right. Tom Brennaman can't do football games for, like, big game. He has to do, like, Cincinnati versus Wyoming. Nobody watches because he said a bad thing once.

[Gummoe]

Got caught once.

[Brady]

Those jackasses at that church put those dresses on and tell you how to treat kids. You lost the right to do it. You can't shut up.

[John Holmberg]

You know who's Satan? Them.

[Brady]

They're the ones who love it. They believe in it.

[John Holmberg]

They throw it in your face all the time. They did horrible things to people for

[Brady]

years, and no one ever.

[John Holmberg]

Everybody's so afraid to say, you guys did this.

[Brady]

You're Satan. Don't you dare talk about AI and what's going to happen to kids. You guys did worse.

[Freddie]

Well, the argument on that. It's not all of them.

[Brady]

There is all of them.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Freddie]

Good ones.

[Brady]

The whole thing stood behind it. You think Papa John's whole board needed to go from one thing?

[John Holmberg]

A lot of them had to go.

[Brady]

No, they changed one and they got

[John Holmberg]

rid of a few other things.

[Brady]

They changed the name. They changed the sign. They had an apostrophe, which doesn't make any sense.

[John Holmberg]

They just showed that they were proactively

[Brady]

not going to tolerate what just happened. Don't get it. The dudes in dresses can still go on TV and start saying nonsense. Father Fortunato de Nolpo. Jackass. Oh, we're here to protect the kids. No, no, no, no, no, no. You guys have. You go there.

[John Holmberg]

You should have to tell everybody you

[Brady]

live in the neighborhood. I like to put big red dresses on and wander around and talk to the youth. All right. No. Oh, it drove me crazy. Like, using children appeals to them because it's a form of power being exercised over the innocent, and that's who we're here to protect. That's new. AI that just told me they're scared of AI exposing them because they're already putting it out there going, oh, this is a bad. Don't pay attention to that. Anything bad comes out. It's Satan. You hear about us on there. It's just Satan. Oh, it drove me bananas. That would. Drove me nuts. I love.

[Freddie]

Would you feel any better that it was a cardinal or that got busted for going to a brothel numerous times?

[Brady]

Did that happen?

[Freddie]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

No, I.

[Freddie]

They're.

[John Holmberg]

They're horrible. They're horrible little weirdos.

[Freddie]

It was a Brothel.

[Brady]

That's right. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

They're horrible little weirdos in dresses that

[Brady]

wander around and do this. And they're just revered because they've. Over years, they've been told to be.

[John Holmberg]

Any other per.

[Brady]

Any person goes up on a Senate floor or on TV and starts talking about how they're worried about Thor, like we're worried about Zeus coming. Like, this is pretty bad. Or if that. The weather that's coming our way. Well, Poseidon's pretty angry at us, right? You'd laugh him out of the room. Do it with your magic man wrecking everything.

[John Holmberg]

He's not sitting there waiting for AI. But it was a big deal. They had, like, put together groups of people.

[Brady]

This is something we really need to worry about. That has nothing to do with AI itself. It's the devil.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you're not gonna stop them.

[Freddie]

You can't control it.

[Brady]

Of course not. Because it. Well, you can if you put a rational brain in your head and go, yeah, the fiery weirdo that lives under me that bangs his little pitchfork around.

[Freddie]

I just meant AI, you know, you can't.

[John Holmberg]

No, that's.

[Brady]

That's real.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Be real worried about AI, but

[Brady]

it has nothing to do with Satan. So dumb. So dumb. Oh, drove me bananas. And I love it because every time I get off on a little tangent, somebody from the diocese will sneak a little ladder in, something will pop over here. More than happy for you guys to come on down here and start talking about your fantasies. By all means, wear the dress and tell me how wrong transvestites are. That makes tons of sense now. God never wanted a man to dress as a woman.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you do it every Sunday and then you ask for, like, us to

[Brady]

worship you, you weirdo. Put the dress on. It's only official if we're in dresses. Oh, ye hate transvestites and gays. Like, why do you dress like them then? What's going on? They don't make any sense. Have we killed Khomeini yet? Keep an eye on Khomeini. Watches on. I gotta say thanks to everybody at the Arizona Pet Project, too. We were. Brady went down to this. We had a great event on Friday night at the Biltmore and raised a bunch of money. We didn't do it. We were just participants. But they raised a ton of money for pet charities all over the place. Leanna Taylor does an amazing job. Put the heck.

[John Holmberg]

That was the best chicken I've had

[Brady]

at one of those fundraisers. That was pretty damn good. Did you like it?

[Freddie]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You're the ultimate judge of that. I've had two fundraiser chickens that knocked my socks off. Both of them were at the Biltmore. Just knocked my socks off. I was at.

[Freddie]

Kurt Warner's event wasn't dry.

[Brady]

Kurt Warner's event was a plank of. Of wood. And evidently there was some movement. Wood with some gravy over there was. Well, the gravy was also wood. I think it was sawdust. It was. I very rarely. Can I not just go, wow, you know, I'll choke this down.

[John Holmberg]

I had to stop.

[Brady]

I'm like, I can't eat this. And everybody at the table's like, this is. Evidently there was some movement in the kitchen that night where people weren't allowed to come back the next day. Let's just say that because the event, the food was so bad. You know, an off night where you make 500 dishes and they're all bad. That's tough.

[Freddie]

We've been holding it for a while.

[Brady]

That's hard to do.

[Gummoe]

Wasn't a normal frozen chicken breast with, you know, maybe pre made grilled marks on it and stuff.

[Brady]

And that would have been awesome compared to what they served. I'm not sure what that was. Yeah, and you do. Like, the knife wouldn't go through it. I'm not kidding. Like try. It was like trying to cut like this computer screen. Why is this not. It was so bad that Friday night,

[Freddie]

it made a sound when you're saw.

[Brady]

Oh, it was. Yeah. It screamed for help and then air came out of it. It was weird. But yeah, the chicken at that thing. Friday was good. Like really good. It was a good event. Always good. It's nice. And Ian Schwartz of Channel 3 did a great job hosting that. Beautiful. Then off to the swizz.

[Freddie]

Saturday, wasn't it?

[Brady]

Saturday, what did I say? Friday. Yeah, Saturday. Yeah, Saturday night. And then it made me think about them like, yeah. Off to the Swizzle Inn with my gay neighbors and Michael and Troy and then Ian and his. His mate Toby. Let me tell you what, you put a few drinks in the gays and you open up a hot dog stand. Moth to a flame, my friend. Moth to a flame. They cannot.

[John Holmberg]

They have no wiener.

[Brady]

Self control.

[John Holmberg]

Any sort of tube, like cylindrical meat, like object.

[Brady]

Gays are gonna eat that at one in the morning. No matter. They can't walk by it. It's impossible. Drawn right in, all of them, just every in suits, just.

[John Holmberg]

And Michael wanted that wiener so bad, he dropped it on the parking lot

[Brady]

and still hit the swivel and picked

[John Holmberg]

it up, put it Right back in his mouth.

[Brady]

I'm like, eh, he's chocolate LeBaron before. So that's like the least of his concern.

[Freddie]

The end of the show, Ian's like, where did John. Well, they went. I said, I think they're going to the Swiz for some hot dogs.

[Brady]

And yeah, he was gone.

[John Holmberg]

Ian was there two minutes. I told him I was on stage with him for a minute.

[Brady]

Said, are you sticking around at the bar after? I'm like, nah, I think my gays want to go over to the Swizzle in. He's like, okay. Like, you're more than welcome. He goes, okay.

[John Holmberg]

And I swear to you, it took

[Brady]

us like he had to say goodbye to everybody.

[John Holmberg]

We just left two minutes after I said, foot in the Swizz.

[Brady]

Didn't even have our drinks yet. There's Ian Schwartz from Channel three. Oh, the hot dogs. Have we eaten hot dogs yet?

[John Holmberg]

Like, Jesus Christ. You guys calm down.

[Brady]

Then you just look in that parking lot. It's just dudes just burying hot dogs in their gullets. Like, Mike, I never see a woman out in that line.

[Gummoe]

So you were the minority that night?

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah, straight. I was a CIS male.

[Gummoe]

You were the token.

[Brady]

I was. I felt. I felt like Rodney at Brady's house. Wandered around how to place crazy super gang, but a lot of fun. And they put on a hell of a show. So I say thanks to Leanna and the gang over there for being so sweet. I was warning everybody about AI. You know, Satan finally got WI fi. We've got to worry about this. This is the hell. Has like Quantum. Yeah.

[Freddie]

Learned something about my buddy Carl Oberg. His dog growing up. Tokers. The weed smoking dog. No, it was. That's what he called him because it was very popular term when he was a kid.

[Brady]

That's right. And he named his dog after deadbeats who smoke weed in the backyard. Cokers. Yeah, Carl gave a nice talk. It was good. It was a beautiful thing. So raising a lot of money for great causes. And again, Leanna Taylor's the one to talk to about that. She had us out there. It was great, great, great time. Lovely. What do you got in the. Oh, we got to go to the big board of musical treats. Almost skipped ahead. 585-9-800. We need a wake up song. We'll get it all together and scream it.

[John Holmberg]

Get your app out. Almost every band we play is going to be part of sick new world

[Brady]

that is happening in April and we are going to load up on this thing. So I mean, if you hear, your

[John Holmberg]

phone will tell you, it'll tell you who's there and it'll say, please click on this.

[Brady]

I'll tell you. Yeah, we got. I'm looking. We have five of them right off, you know, coming your way. And every time you click on it, you get yourself a little bit qualified, a little bit more involved in sick new world, little bit bigger chance for you to head on over there to Vegas and get your tickets to the show. And then one of you, that huge VIP tickets you get, the hotel stay going to throw another 200 bucks at you so you can fuel up and get out there. We won't put you felons on planes. We just don't want to risk it. But we'll give you money so you can drive yourself up or give you money. You put it in your pocket and

[John Holmberg]

you fly yourself up.

[Brady]

You can't be responsible. Yeah, that's what I would do, too. I'm not gonna drive. That's too far. Give us a wake up song. We'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD.

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[Brady]

He said fully erect.

[Radio Station Announcer]

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