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Brady
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John Holmberg
Kansas City.
Brady
Kansas City. And then the Steelers just got Michael Pittman, which is a great. Grabka goes to the Jets. Who leaves to go to the Jets.
Ian Schwartz
I'll take a pay cut.
Brady
As a matter of fact, I just become a real estate agent.
Ian Schwartz
Hopkins, are you hiring?
Brady
I'd go to Doug Hopkins and mop his floors before he'd play for the Jets. So, yeah, it's all happening, happening with the free agencies. The, the tampering period is on and we can start talking about where everybody's going. And boy, there's been some good ones.
Ian Schwartz
But so at midnight, it's on.
Brady
It is official free agency. Okay, so what you're hearing now is what is going to be officially signed tomorrow. Yeah, because you're allowed to talk now. Okay. And the Cardinals signed James Connor to the injured reserve list for the next three years. That's smart.
Ian Schwartz
But the Rams, Niners and Seahawks are shaking.
Brady
They kept Connor and Connor is great in the locker room because he's, he's diligent about his workouts to recover for next year. I love James Connor, but, man, you can't. He's. I'd hire him as a coach before I'd have him back on the field.
Ian Schwartz
The dudes.
John Holmberg
Hey, hey, hey. Cardinal fans, Big news.
Brady
What'd they get?
John Holmberg
Resigning Chad Rylan.
Brady
I don't know who that is.
John Holmberg
Kicker.
Brady
They're on the right.
Larry
And.
John Holmberg
And Blake Gilliken again. Punter.
Brady
Okay. They're. They're shoring up the specialty. Well, that's their starting point. Look, to the Cardinals, punting is wildly important.
Larry
That's true. That's fair.
Brady
You better have a good punt on your team.
John Holmberg
What?
Brady
Yeah, that's right. Anyway, pick it up. We got an entertainment drill coming up as we start to play. I'm getting all my emails like Steelers go to. Everybody's telling me Crosby's a Raven. Yeah, I know. I hope his legs fall off. It'll be so great if Max Crosby went there and it's like, hey, let's show him where the bridge used to be. And then the bridge falls on him more.
John Holmberg
Apparently, Brady's boy Jamar Chase went off a little bit about Crosby signing with the.
Brady
With the Ravens.
Larry
Oh, yeah?
Brady
Yeah, because they're. They lost their whole dumb.
Ian Schwartz
Who?
Brady
The Ravens?
Larry
No, he's like the bungled to let the Ravens do that.
Brady
Yeah, they had a chance. They didn't even pay their own guy. Yeah, they're a poorly run organization, the Ravens, for all their flaws and having, you know, to live in the sewer of America.
John Holmberg
Also, Brady, you don't want to give up two first round picks.
Brady
They. Yeah, the Ravens run a good organization. Yeah, there's a reason they're consistent.
John Holmberg
What I'm saying, they can take a two first rounder hit.
Larry
Yeah.
Brady
Bengals.
John Holmberg
Nope.
Brady
You need those picks. You need your picks. We got an entertainment drill coming up and our minds are distracted. It's 98 something something. Check out Homework's Morning Sickness Podcast at
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Brady
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Larry
Good band name.
Brady
Illegal tampering is a great band name. Really good. It's almost 10 o'. Clock. That means we move forward and that sick new world thing is going crazy. So your phone will tell you when to tap the track and talking about it all morning long. Listen on the app, listen on the website and you'll do it if you're listening to the radio. Well, that thing's. That's stupid. Don't do that. App and website only. That's how you win prizes around here. I'm half hard. The Steelers traded like a six rounder for Michael Pittman and the Colts, so that's awesome. That guy's 28 years old. That's a great grab. I don't know who's going to throw him the ball, but so far so good. That's amazing. It's time for Brady to give you all the entertaining news that we all know and love. It's brought to you by our friends at the Schwartz laser eye center. Dr. Jay Schwartz is awaiting for you to go to teamidoc.com and make sure that you get that complimentary consultation scheduled right now and have those peepers looked at. I want to send everybody listening a picture of my eye after the surgery. It was on the way. You can go on our.
Larry
Yeah.
John Holmberg
Facebook page.
Brady
I showed it to some people last night, and they're like, what. What happened? Like, I don't know. You don't know? You know what happened? I didn't pay attention to some warning signs. I ended up in a mess. I got an email from my buddy Winston. He goes, a guy I work with just tore his retina. He's face down for six days. He goes, I didn't think it was real. I'm like, it's.
John Holmberg
I. I had never heard of it until. Until you.
Brady
Me neither.
John Holmberg
And then everybody emailed in. Oh, yeah, I did that.
Brady
It's. Yeah, it's. I just had a panic.
Larry
I know.
Brady
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Larry
A new survey found the songs TV shows and movies that turn Americans on heated rivalry. They surge. They surveyed 2,000 people.
Brady
What'd you say, Bridgerton? Oh, something else.
Larry
So the songs that their favorite bedroom songs. Pony Genuine. S M, Rihanna, Sexy. Let's get it on. Marvin Gaye, all of you. John Legend, Slow. Jamie Foxx, Birthday sex. Not sure if I'm familiar with that one.
John Holmberg
You're not.
Brady
That's a good one. You're not familiar with the song or the actual act?
Larry
Both.
Brady
Yeah. They wrote a song about some unicorn. Earned it the weekend you got birthday sex. Oh, ye. It's your birthday, so I know you want to ride out. You heard this? No. You don't fake it. Don't.
Larry
Don't.
John Holmberg
Kirby has not.
Ian Schwartz
You don't tell him that.
Larry
I like it.
Brady
You do?
John Holmberg
Yeah. No, just Be honest,
Brady
It's not all right for you.
Larry
Oh, yeah.
John Holmberg
Pounding in the aviator on the way home.
Brady
It is not now.
John Holmberg
It is now.
Ian Schwartz
Your broom had her birthday sex on the way home.
Brady
So I do like that political chatter. Does he talk at all about the horror?
Larry
Earned it. The weekend. I'll make love to you boys. To men. Perfect. Ed Sheeran and Red Bone.
Brady
Yeah.
Ian Schwartz
No, not that one.
Brady
They won't. Oh, no.
Larry
The most popular steamy shows, Sex and the city got 22%. Game of Thrones 18.
Brady
What was steamy about Sex in the City is women talking about sex. Occasionally that the whore bothered the whore would nail one of them.
Larry
Vampire Diaries 15%.
Brady
Carrie, I'm gonna have sex with him.
Larry
Orange is the new black 15. Yuck. True blood 14%.
John Holmberg
That one was naked all the time in True Blood.
Brady
That heated rival supremacism. He's talking to Ian Schwartz about that. That's a very. That gets me hard as a rock. But Schwartz is like, these women in their 40s that love this heated rival won't shut up about it. They all come to us like it's new to us. And I'm like, that's true. And he goes, he's got Gina over at work. And she's like, ian, did you watch this Weekend? He goes, I live it. Why do I have to watch this? And she's like, oh, this guy did this and this guy did that. And he's like, oh. He said It's. It's the 40 year old white woman's way of sleep saying, I've got gay friends.
John Holmberg
Yes.
Brady
I have a black friend. Listen, I'll explain him to you.
Larry
I like birthday sex.
Brady
They run up to gays and explain a gay show to them. We get it.
Comedy Announcer
And then.
Brady
But the chemistry. Yeah, it's called love. Like I. Yeah, we have that in real life. I've never seen it before. Right.
Larry
As for movies, Dirty Dancing 41 top the list. Pretty Woman 39. Titanic 38. Fifty Shades of Gray.
Brady
That's the one 33 really wanted to talk about.
Larry
Rihanna had shots fired at her home. And was it Beverly Hills? Nine rounds. She was in the house at the time.
Brady
Were they shooting at the house or just around it?
Larry
At the house.
Brady
Some lunatic went and just tried to shoot up Rihanna's house.
Larry
Yeah. Now they're saying between seven and nine rounds, AR15 style.
Brady
Wow.
Larry
While parked in her Tesla across the street, four rounds reportedly struck the house.
Brady
Wait, someone was in her car shooting at her house?
Larry
Fired around Rihanna's home in Beverly Hills. And while she Was inside? Yeah, she pulled up in the woman pulled up in the.
Brady
The ladies shoot. Wait, stop. Stop saying she after you say Rihanna. Because that sounds like you're saying she pulled up A woman in a car pulled up to Rihanna's house and started shooting. Rihanna's house?
Larry
That's what it says.
Ian Schwartz
Took a second subway at 2 in the morning.
Brady
Don't say that. Don't do that. You think Rihanna's faking? Oh, Brett. Accusations
Larry
confirmed that asap. Rocky was not at the home, but it's unclear if the three children were.
Brady
Wow.
Larry
Was it a scorned lover?
Brady
I don't know. My bullets start flying at the house. You gotta work, work, work, work, work.
Larry
Rosanna Arquette says Quentin Tarantino's overuse of the N word is not art, just racist and creepy.
Brady
Who said this?
Larry
Rosanna Arquette.
Brady
Oh, calm down.
Larry
Well, we get somebody chimed in.
Brady
He's got a past.
Larry
In the past, he's been criticized for the overuse of the N word in his films. Called out by Spike Lee and filmmaker Lee Daniels. But Samuel L. Jackson came to Tarantino's defense in 2022 and said, it's unfair. He's just telling a story. And the characters do talk like that.
Brady
Okay. I'm just sick of it. Okay? It's just everybody wants to say. And I can say it all they want if you get a pass. Okay, yes. Okay.
Larry
Everything.
Brady
Like, embrace your inner in this one. He said he told Jamie Foxx once when he hired him for Django Unchained. Jamie told the story. He's in town this week, by the way. He's at the stand appliance. Is it tomorrow?
Larry
Tomorrow.
John Holmberg
Wednesday and Thursday.
Brady
So Jamie said that he. He said, I came into this in the first scenes to shoot Django. And he said. And he said I kind of over delivered the lines in kind of a tough way. And he goes. And I hear Quentin go, okay, all right, cut. Okay. I knew you'd bring that gangster crap to this thing. He's like, what? He said, he just hit me hard. You're a slave. You're not tough. You're not doing tough stuff. You're not tough right now. And he said he bowed up like he was a gang, like he was going to beat everyone up. And he said the n word like 11 times just talking to him. And Jamie's like, he's right. And he was dead right about it because I'm not sure I liked how he did it, but he was right.
Ian Schwartz
I mean, if Samuel Jackson's defending it because he's Dropped more N bombs, more Quentin Tarantino moves.
Brady
Quentin's got a. He can't just blurt one out like at a Starbucks.
Larry
Right.
Brady
But in the movies, yeah, he writes pretty good. I hate to say it. He gives good N word.
John Holmberg
I was wondering how you're gonna crack that.
Brady
I'm not allowed to do it, but I recognize it when it's artistic. Like, I. Like, that's really well played. And if it's. If it's the writing, then Leonardo DiCaprio, rotten tomatoes. He gives good N word. And then everybody appreciates it because it's not being done in a. Like, for the reasons of just being racist. It's. It's got a purpose.
Larry
He's a blacksmith.
Brady
Yeah, that's right. Right. He's.
Larry
That.
Brady
He's exactly right. Exactly right. Okay, Good one, Brady. Next time, okay.
John Holmberg
Okay. Quick update for those keeping score at home. Malik Willis, now a Miami Dolphin.
Brady
What? He ruined his career.
Larry
Yep.
Brady
Cardinals are going to get to a tongue of a lower.
Larry
His little rundown of rock stars whose solo careers flopped.
Brady
There's loads of those. David Lee Ross probably on there. Even though he had a couple of hits.
Larry
Not in the top two.
Ian Schwartz
Skyscrapers Sold, though, instead of Yankee. The. Yankee Rose.
Brady
Yankee Rose. But I mean, it was.
Ian Schwartz
Well, after that, he kind of.
Brady
It was not because how great those were. I know, but it wasn't because they were good. It was just David Lee Roth. They were hoping. Okay.
Larry
MTV helped California Girls. And with that video.
Brady
Yeah, come on. That was just a cover song.
Larry
Yeah, yeah.
Ian Schwartz
But Yankee Rose was good.
Brady
Yankee Rose was cool.
Ian Schwartz
Steve Vai on there, just tearing it up.
Brady
I like Skyscraper. I thought it was a cool album. But this, you go back, it's definitely dated. Kind of cool. Yeah, yeah.
Larry
So Freddie Mercury. Oh, that's Gene Simmons.
Brady
Oh, absolutely.
Larry
Steven Tyler, Tommy Lee.
Brady
I don't remember Steven Tyler's song.
John Holmberg
Tommy Lee was Methods of Madness, Right?
Ian Schwartz
Methods of Mayhem.
John Holmberg
Yeah, Methods of Mayhem. That's right.
Ian Schwartz
Him and some other dude.
Brady
Yeah.
Larry
Vince Neil. Scott Stapp made the list. Boy George.
Ian Schwartz
Scott Stapp's last song was really good, though.
Brady
Was it? Yeah, I remember that.
Ian Schwartz
That was really good. We played it
Larry
all right.
Ian Schwartz
I don't know. Boy George did a solo album.
Brady
I kind of think of him as solo anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Larry
That's fair.
Brady
By the time Culture Club was over, he just ran out of ideas. That dude could sing. The phone book, though. He's got a beautiful voice. Just unbelievable in person.
Ian Schwartz
Strong.
Brady
Well, there you go.
Larry
Yeah.
Brady
I keep trying to think of solo artists that left. Didn't do anything. Taylor Hawkins, Foo Fighters. That was a little bit of a goof.
John Holmberg
What did he do?
Brady
He had a whole album on his own.
Ian Schwartz
Chevy Metal or something.
Brady
He had that and then he had his own Taylor Hawkins and the blah blah blahs. And it was an album that I was excited.
Larry
The Joe Perry Project. Another.
Brady
I saw that live. That's not a thing, dude. We don't speak of that. It was disaster. It's 10:10. Larry's coming up next. He's going to tell you all about Sick New World. Tap that track, burn it into your brains because it's going on for the a month. Constantly thinking about this thing. But we're right off the bat. So we're gonna kick it off about 1 o' clock this afternoon. I'm gonna be making some calls and give somebody pairs of tickets to both the first and second show of Metallica at Sphere. We all played along about two weeks and today it comes to fruition. I'll be giving away the big prize and get you to disappear in the Sphere. So if your phone rings and you don't recognize the number today at about around one, well, then you're an idiot. Pick up your phone, we're all done. Larry's next. Have yourselves a grand Monday. We'll see you tomorrow on the Morning Sickness. Hello, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. It's John Holmberg here from the morning Cygnus. And I'm absolutely thrilled to tell you about my friends@liftedtrucks.com. you've heard me mention Kevin Costner, Trey McBride, other countless celebrities and pro athletes and how they chose lifted trucks. But that doesn't mean it's only for actors and pro athletes. It's for all of you. Everybody who loves a cool adventure. So if you're a huge celebrity like me or just an average Joe who wants the best truck available, head on over to Lifted Trucks. They live up to being the number one custom truck dealer for over 30 years. 10,000 five star reviews can't be wrong. Lifted trucks.com work hard, play hard, drive harder.
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Overview
In this lively episode, John Holmberg and his crew (Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo) dive into the start of NFL free agency and its latest signings, share a tongue-in-cheek "Entertainment Drill" on the songs, shows, and movies that "turn America on," and react to Rosanna Arquette's criticism of Quentin Tarantino’s use of the N-word in his films. The group’s trademark banter, sarcasm, and local flavor are on full display.
Segment starts at 00:59
The crew kicks off with the opening of NFL free agency, discussing major trades, signings, and their implications:
Discussion on value of draft picks and free agency strategy:
Memorable Quote:
"I hope his legs fall off. It'll be so great if Max Crosby went there..." – Brady, on Max Crosby potentially joining the Ravens (03:11)
Segment starts at 08:18
Songs:
TV Shows:
Movies:
Starts at 11:47
Rihanna’s Home Shot At (11:47–12:56)
Rosanna Arquette Criticizes Quentin Tarantino
Segment begins at 13:06
Starts at 15:39
The episode is a savvy blend of NFL free agency excitement, pop culture jabs, and gleefully impolitic comedy. Listeners get a rundown of the latest football moves, a cheeky look at what America finds sexy in media, and a spirited, if controversial, debate over Tarantino’s language choices. The hosts’ chemistry, irreverent humor, and quick transitions keep the energy high and topics accessible, making this a quintessential slice of "Holmberg’s Morning Sickness."