03-09-26 - WWBD - His Tinder Date Is Too Attached and Is Kind Of Stalking Him - She Has Decided To Leave The Mormon Church - He's Getting Divorced And Cut Out Of Step Son's Life As He Goes Away On A Baseball Scholarship

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness – WWBD Segment (March 9, 2026)

Main Theme:
This episode centers on the recurring "What Would Brady Do?" segment, where listeners submit their real-life dilemmas—ranging from relationship headaches to existential crises—and the show’s crew (John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Tom/Dick Toledo) break them down with their trademark blend of sarcasm, blunt wisdom, and comedic asides.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Tinder Date Gone Wrong: Stage Five Clinger

[04:49–08:50]

• A listener, recently divorced and back on Tinder, is being "haunted" by a woman he dated, who’s exhibiting stalkerish attachment.
• The crew discusses strategies for extricating oneself from someone who takes casual dating too seriously.

Advice & Insights:

• Brady: Advises against ghosting someone who’s "crazy" as it might worsen things. Suggests "going in hot" with a brutally honest and hurtful message to push her away:
  • “Make it so she knows you’re an awful person who’s in charge. …If I can barely get the smell of you out of my sheets…” [06:25]
  • “You gotta just hurt her feelings to where she hates you.” [09:05]
• Brett: Leans toward trying to ghost her first:
  • “I would still, just knowing me, I’m not gonna respond…see if that works first.” [08:12]
• Tom: Jokes about the previous “Alpine Divorce”—ditch her on a hike and disappear:
  • “You get rid of them on a hike. …Alpine Divorce!” [07:34]

Notable moments:

• The escalation from standard ghosting to calculated offensiveness, lampooning both dating culture and the sometimes necessary coldness of breaking off with an obsessive person.

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2. Doubting Mormon Faith: To Stay or Go

[09:05–15:52, 21:08–21:54]

• A woman named Heather writes in, expressing her disillusionment with Mormonism but admits fear about leaving due to family and community ties.

Advice & Insights:

• Holmberg: Unapologetically logical and irreverent:
  • “You’re already out—by emailing and saying, ‘I think it’s all silly,’ you’re not a believer.” [10:25]
  • “Pascal’s wager…believing a religion just in case…we’ve eliminated over 9000 different gods through science and proof. We’re down to the last three.” [15:49]
  • “If you stop believing, absolutely nothing in your life will change and you already have.” [21:05]
• Brett: Adds pragmatic context on the difficulties, especially with tithing and business connections within Mormon culture:
  • “They can also take a lot of business away from you. …If it’s pretty big on the tithing, they don’t let you leave.” [10:44–10:57]
• Group satirizes the paradoxes of religious doctrine:
  • “He created a place to torment us for eternity if we don’t worship properly. That’s a love I can’t…” [14:27]
  • “Basically your God loved you, but not as much as a man. …So you’re escaping oppression, really.” [21:16]

Memorable moment:

• Holmberg’s comparison: “If I told you North Korea’s basic tenets of existence were must worship the leader, or else, you’d be imprisoned. It’s kind of the same thing.” [21:46]

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3. Wife Dresses Up—Just Not for Husband

[16:04–17:06]

• A listener, Steven, complains that his wife puts effort into her appearance for girls’ nights but looks disheveled when they’re together.

Advice & Insights:

• Brady & Brett: Bluntly conclude “She hates you.” [16:43]
• The discussion devolves into comic resignation about marriage, comfort, and declining standards at home.
  • “Just continue enjoying your roommate.” [16:41, Brett]
  • “She runs right into the bedroom, puts on sweats and sits in…dressed worse than I am.” [16:39, Steven’s letter]
• Jokes about future robot companions who won’t lose their sex appeal or comfy wardrobe.
• “They just have all, like, giant ugly. They have ugly and extra ugly. Xu is one of the sizes the ladies pick out for home.” [20:20, Brady riffing on sweatpants]

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4. Divorce, Stepson, and Baseball Aspirations

[17:13–20:03]

• Brian, a divorcing stepdad, worries about losing contact with his stepson, whom he trained in baseball and who’s now off to a college scholarship.

Advice & Insights:

• Brett: Accepts the finality:
  • “Your memories with him and the stuff that you taught him will always be there, but it’s time for you to move on.” [18:21]
• Debate over whether to reach out and apologize to the kid, clearing the air and expressing caring, or to let things lie.
  • “You gotta tell him you love him a lot.” [19:19, Brady]
  • “You need to approach the son and apologize.” [19:10, Brett]
• Acknowledgement of the mom potentially poisoning the stepson’s perception.
• Frequent humor about sweatpants and awkwardness of post-divorce relationships.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On the obsessed Tinder date:

  • “You can’t ghost crazy. It makes them crazy.” – Brady [06:13]
  • “Take her on a hike and leave her there—the Alpine Divorce.” – Brett [07:36]

• On leaving Mormonism:

  • “If you stop believing, absolutely nothing in your life will change and you already have.” – Holmberg [21:05]
  • “He created hellfire and forever torment if you don’t love him properly. That’s how much he loves you.” – Brady [13:18]

• On marriage comfort:

  • “Just continue enjoying your roommate.” – Brett [16:41]
  • “No robots ever gonna run home from robot girls’ night and throw on her George Foreman workout gear.” – Brady [17:06]

• On advice for the ex-stepdad:

  • “Your memories will always be there, but it’s time for you to move on.” – Brett [18:21]
  • “You gotta tell him you love him a lot.” – Brady [19:19]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [04:49] – Tinder Stage Five Clinger Letter & Strategies
• [09:05] – Woman Leaves Mormonism Discussion
• [16:04] – Wife Dresses Up Only for Friends
• [17:13] – Stepfather Facing Loss of Stepson's Relationship After Divorce
• [21:08] – Final Words to Listener Leaving Mormonism

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Tone & Delivery

The show maintains its signature irreverent, sarcastic, and brutally honest tone throughout, blending joking banter with occasional heartfelt advice. Listeners can expect a mix of real wisdom and outrageous comedy, especially when the crew riffs on awkward relationship troubles, cultural baggage, and the absurdities of modern adult life.

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Transcript

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[Brett]

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[Brady]

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[Brett]

Yeah.

[Tom]

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[Brady]

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[Brett]

Just want to apologize to him. I haven't been over yet to get the ice cream.

[Brady]

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[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Oh, you here when Smitty's were here and you just go in there and for no reason at all, you just chill.

[Brett]

99 breakfast.

[Brady]

Yeah. What, they had restaurants too?

[Brett]

Yeah, the Smitty.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah, they did Yeah, I don't

[Brett]

remember Northern and 19th or.

[Brady]

Well, I don't care where you did it. I'm just saying that I didn't know that we used to steal ice cream. Thrifty had ice cream as well.

[Tom]

Yep.

[Brady]

No reasonable Ms. Burkhart would. Mike Burkhart's mom would. We go to Thrifty and we'd buy something dumb, and then she'd be like, she boys want some ice cream? Yeah. Every time there's this weird kind of guttural, and she just scoop up ice cream for us. They don't do that anywhere. But mo Money Pond's doing it. Oh, yeah. Are you ready, Brady?

[Brett]

Ready.

[Brady]

Says. All right, here's the thing. Brady recently got out of a failed marriage. Luckily, the kids are grown and understand that their mom and I weren't clicking. They're good. Got on Tinder, had a few good dates. But one bitch is haunting me. Well, that's not how to talk about your date. I thought Tinder was a mess around site. She leaves me emails every day. She doesn't know where I live, but she's kind of attached. I pounded that thing good. How do I get rid of her? Adam. I mean, anonymous. Sorry, Adam.

[Brett]

Well, she don't know where you live. Yeah, it's just, you know, after a while, you're not. You just don't respond to the text.

[Brady]

You ghost.

[Brett]

Let's try that first.

[Brady]

I don't think she goes. But don't go straight.

[Brett]

No matter what you're going to run into. Eventually there will be a stage five Klingon.

[Brady]

Yeah. Yeah. Crazy's crazy.

[Brett]

Yeah. And there are everywhere. So the bet. I mean. I mean, the thing that I would do is not respond.

[Brady]

Brady, Brady, Brady, Brady.

[Brett]

That's the easiest.

[Brady]

Brady, Brady, Brady. You email her back or just the Teller? Enough. I'm going to call the cops. You're nuts. I'm done with you. Well beyond.

[Brett]

I'll do that.

[Brady]

Next thing don't work.

[Tom]

If she's that crazy, she's gonna. She's gonna keep doing it and more.

[Brady]

You can't ghost crazy. It makes them crazy. Yes. You just email her.

[Brett]

It's been a while.

[Brady]

Right? But still, the first thing is look.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Tom]

And say it just like that, too.

[Brady]

Yeah. And yeah. You got to make it so she knows that you're an awful person who's in charge. Yeah. And throw something in there. Just go. If I can barely get the smell of your out of my sheets, make it terrible. My fingers are still pruning. What did you do? What? Poison Lives in.

[Tom]

You had to burn my bed.

[Brady]

Yeah. I have grown to hate you because I can't stop smelling butterscotch and liverwurst. My dick's on strike. I don't want to see you ever again. You make me sick. But we had something. No, I think I have something from your disease. Yeah. You go in hot, make her hate, make her tell her friends. He's just a jerk.

[Tom]

Like I said, if she. If you ghost her, she's just. She's crazy now. She's just gonna. It's gonna entice her more.

[Brady]

Tom brought up.

[Brett]

Well, it sounds like she's already been doing that, so I guess you. You gotta nip it.

[Brady]

But you brought it up last week in the Brady Reporter or whatever it was. Tom brings it back. He goes about that thing you guys talked about taking her on a hike and leaving. Remember?

[Brett]

Oh, yeah, the.

[Brady]

It had a name for it.

[Brett]

Yeah. Something divorced. Yeah.

[Brady]

You get rid of them on a hike. You go hiking and then you speed off, leave them out in the woods.

[Brett]

Great name. It's like Alpine Divorce. Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

I think that was it. You have an Alpine divorce. Like, she's, like, going like, oh, my God, yes, I'd love to. And you meet her and you walk real fast right after you get to the middle, and she. And she's gone. She ain't gonna come back for you if you leave her in the desert for a day. Great stuff. Good thinking. All right, so that's soft. You don't just ghost and crazy. So you're gonna hang around at your work. Should be in a bush.

[Brett]

You change it up. Because I, I. I would still. Just knowing me.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

I'm not gonna respond for. See if that works first. But really, you should just say right off the bat.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

You get one look. Not. We're not hitting it off.

[Brady]

I see. That's where you can't be.

[Brett]

It's me. It's not.

[Brady]

Yeah. You have to. Yeah. You're trying to still be friends with her where instead of just going, sorry. Naked. You remind me of my grandma. Like, you want to hurt the weirdos to make. They'll have to go away.

[Brett]

I've been going out with multiple people. I finally come down to one, and.

[Brady]

Yeah. And it's not. We have to feel like it's the Bachelorette all the time.

[Brett]

I'm sorry. Love is blind.

[Brady]

Yeah. You're so ugly down south, you made me hate Arby's. I don't know how you did it.

[Tom]

Look, barbecue.

[Brett]

I'm out.

[Brady]

Yeah, you gotta. You Gotta just hurt her feelings to where she hates you. If she's gone truly as crazy as you say. This one says, dear Brady, I'm thinking about quitting my religion. I'm a Mormon and I honestly don't think any of it's real. It's a series of contradictions. And as a person who considers themselves smart, I can't help but think I'm insulting my own intelligence by throwing out all the obvious silliness. But it's just in case however I was raised in it, I am scared. Talk me into staying or going. Heather,

[Brett]

you're grown ass woman.

[Brady]

Well no, you're not breaking up with her. Why are you using?

[John Holmberg]

No, no, no.

[Brett]

It's her. It's her choice.

[Brady]

No, you don't take the same character and move it to the next story.

[Brett]

So I think I tell her that she can, you know, if she doesn't want to follow any further. No need to, you know, flame throw your way out. You can.

[Brady]

You're already out.

[Brett]

It's pretty much. It's okay. I know a couple of families that are like it just said the other day, we're down to two. Yeah to the family are left the Internet or are still in the church but everyone else is gone.

[Brady]

I hate to break it to you,

[Brett]

it happens in all this you're already

[Brady]

out by emailing and saying I think it's all silly. Oh you're not a believer. Yeah people don't understand what the question believing in something is.

[Brett]

It might be tougher if you are. If your 10 has been a pretty good chunk. They don't let you leave so much

[Brady]

like all the money tithing.

[Brett]

The tithing.

[Brady]

What do you mean they don't let you leave?

[Brett]

If it's pretty big on the tithing they don't. You'll get impacted. They can also take a lot of business away from you. Find out.

[Brady]

Come on.

[Brett]

Oh, you're leaving. Okay well so it's a lot of your business.

[Brady]

Something something. Check out homework's morning sickness [e-mail] well

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[Brett]

I'm just telling you those are factors that come in.

[Brady]

Other than that, that sounds what a lovely, caring endeavor that whole religion is that you've been blackmailed into believing. Or else it's not the only one.

[Brett]

Any big donor from whatever the.

[Brady]

Sure. But we're talking about this right now.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

The or else factor of religion shouldn't exist, but it does. Yeah.

[Brett]

We have a recommended fee for getting married.

[Brady]

Yeah. He created a He loves you very much. Very, very much. More than anything, he loves you. And he created hellfire and a forever torment if you don't love him back properly. So that's how much he loves you. I know. I feel that way about Brady. I love you, Brady. I think you're wonderful. But if you even look at me sideways, I'm gonna burn you. I'm gonna burn you forever. That's how much I love you. I'll light you on fire for the rest of eternity if you just don't worship me properly. That's because I care. You're already Out. Look up. Look up. The word theism means you believe in something. And if you're saying I'm not sure I buy it, you don't believe it.

[Brett]

People, they don't, you know, nobody knows

[Brady]

what it is not.

[Brett]

But if you don't like somebody, you're not hanging around them. So like, okay, if you don't like me, then that's fine. I don't like you.

[Brady]

What are you talking about?

[Brett]

If you like, why would you. If God you saying, oh, he loves

[Brady]

you, but if you don't watch him.

[Brett]

You love somebody and they don't love you back, are you hanging around them?

[Brady]

Tell me right now. He invented this place knowing that most of us wouldn't make it. And he invented a place to torment us for eternity if we don't worship properly. That's a love. That's a love. I can't.

[Brett]

But at the end, I think every knee bows if you show up.

[Brady]

What's with the hide and seek? Don't hide and seek.

[Brett]

I don't know, it's a confusing book because it's terrible.

[Brady]

It's a terrible book. And basically I discovered that this weekend Jesus is essentially just an author at a never ending book signing. Because I heard some guy say, well, that's the day before my, my beloved met Jesus. And like he's at the door just going, hi, thanks for coming. Next. I'm Jesus, nice to meet you, thanks for coming. Next Thursday.

[Brett]

It never ends.

[Brady]

Then you just look down the hall. How long is this line? Never. Oh, a fetus. Hi, fetus. Yeah. No, your mom was wrong. It was at conception. Off you go. Thanks for coming. None of it makes sense. So if you're discovering that it doesn't make sense for you, you already don't believe. So you've already left your religion. Have a backbone. Take a position. The other thing you're talking about is called Pascal's wager. Or you just believe a religion just in case. We've eliminated in time over 9000 different gods through science and proof. We're getting down to the last three. We're close, people. We're real close.

[Brett]

They're hanging tough.

[Brady]

They're hanging tough, but not that tough. They're hanging. There's 2 billion Muslims that believe. All the people who don't believe like them are going to the hell that they invented.

[Tom]

Vice versa.

[Brady]

Vice versa doesn't sound like a loving situation to me. Dear Brady, my wife dresses like a. When she goes out with her friends, they have girls night once a month or so. And every time she leaves. She looks amazing when I take her out. I'm lucky if she even wears shoes. She dresses like a lost hobo. Or like I lost a bet and had to take out this trollop from the street. I tried to tell her, look, you got to start trying. And she got really pissed. Like she can't wait to not be sexy around me. When she comes home from girls night, she runs right into the bedroom, puts on sweats and sits in the dressed worse than I am. What would Brady do? Steven, That's a tough one.

[Brett]

Just continue enjoying your roommate.

[Brady]

She hates you. She hates you. Yeah, what it comes down to and she's gonna throw the other.

[Brett]

Can I just be comfortable?

[Brady]

Yeah, but come on. All the time. How comfortable do you need to be? Like, can you put on a pair of cute sweats? Do they have to all be off?

[Brett]

And just be patient, my friend. Just a couple of years away to

[Brady]

what, her dying robot man. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're replacing them. No robots ever gonna run home from the robot, you know, girls night out. And then throw on her, you know, George Foreman workout gear. Oh, it's just so hard being hot. So I came home to you and I was like, blech. And I put on these tattered rags. I'm gonna sit next to you and burp and fart. Make sort of horrible noises. Here's another one says, dear Brady, my God, that's how it starts. My God, I'm getting divorced from a lady. She has a son who is going to Wichita State for baseball. And I'm the reason this kid's good at the game. The divorce is cutting me out of everyone's life completely. She hates me because she caught me banging on the side. Basically, she quit having sex with me and I kept going with someone else. So would it be wrong to try to stay in the boy's world and rebuild that relationship, even though she is absolutely poisoned the well in his mind with me? Brian. That's a toughie.

[Brett]

It's. It's not his boy biologically. Right?

[Brady]

No, but he. I don't know how long he was involved in that, but just know that

[Brett]

your memories with him and the core and the stuff that you taught him will always be there. But it's time for you to move on.

[Brady]

Wow.

[Tom]

Is he. Is he left handed with a great curve? Yeah, that's back in there immediately.

[Brett]

The kid's old enough.

[Brady]

Yeah, I know.

[Brett]

If he want you in his life, which he will.

[Brady]

You think?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Depends on how bad mom poisoned that

[Brett]

or how bad he found out that also, you know, he made the list because you did that to my mom.

[Brady]

Right? Right. It's gonna be tough to get into that. You gotta wait.

[Brett]

That's part of the deal.

[Brady]

And unfortunately, if he gets better and better at Wichita State, all that work you did getting him in there is now the coaches at Wichita State that make him a potential prospect. Oof. Brett's right, though. If he's a lefty, screw that lady and go after that.

[Brett]

You need to approach the son and apologize.

[Brady]

Yeah, just. Look, your mother and I had.

[Brett]

My mother and I, we had. You know, I'm not saying it's two people involved. It just. Just didn't work out.

[Brady]

You got to tell him you love him a lot.

[Tom]

Let's go have a catch.

[Brady]

Yeah. I just wanted to let you know that no matter what happens between me and your whore mom, I love you very much. Why'd you do that to her, Steve? You're not well.

[Brett]

You're gonna eventually learn.

[Brady]

You'll find out. She's wearing these sweatpants. What was I supposed to do? Yeah, she used to look good when she grew up with her friends. I mean, I saw it. You saw it. You get it.

[Brett]

Your girlfriend, right now you're going at it. Now what? Would you still be dating her if she said no more sex?

[Brady]

She took sex away and she started.

[Brett]

You mean for like a month? No, no, no. For. You're just gonna be boyfriend, girlfriend, hang out. There's no sex. Oh, you put it that way.

[Brady]

That wouldn't happen. That wouldn't happen. You'll see. You'll be there someday. Anyway, you ever seen the Target section of, like, sweatpants? They're all one size. They don't have small, larger. They just have all, like, giant ugly. They have ugly and extra ugly. Xu is one of the sizes the ladies pick out for home.

[Tom]

See him walking into QT or in a convenience store all the time.

[Brady]

Yeah, your mom wears X use. I don't know why. It's just gigantic parachutes made of gray sweatpants material. What was I supposed to do?

[Brett]

We go on trips all the time. She's never on her period.

[Tom]

That's a lie.

[Brady]

Funny.

[Brett]

Well, you guys, you're not married, right?

[Tom]

That's a lie.

[Brady]

You guys still enjoy that weird shower thing where you make tomato puddles? No, you get it. You get you turn into an adult and you hate that. Anyway, well, good luck to all of you. It sounds like it's all going sideways. And to that Mormon lady, don't be afraid I give the advice. Don't be afraid. Absolutely nothing in your life will change if you stop believing. And you already have.

[Brett]

And your lady in that church.

[Brady]

Oh, you already. Yeah.

[Brett]

You know, can only be the God.

[Brady]

That's true.

[Brett]

So high.

[Brady]

You were never that important to those people in the first place. They're like, ah, yeah, lady, basically your God loved you, but not as much as a man. Yeah. So you're escaping oppression. Really. If you like being a servant, go ahead. If I told you North Korea's basic tenets of existence were must worship the leader. If you don't, you'll be imprisoned. It's kind of the same thing. So you'll be free, little bird. Run from it. There you go, everybody. That is what Brady did, and he took a lady out of Mormonism, which is a good thing.

[Brett]

You'll find a new church.

[Brady]

You don't believe in Mormons either. You're an atheist against that too. So it's all right. Brady thinks you're stupid for doing it as well. There you go, everybody. That's what Brady, Arizona's most powerful rock media station. He said fully erect. It's John Holmberg here from the morning Cygnus, and I'm absolutely thrilled to tell you about my [e-mail] youm've heard me mention Kevin Costner, Trey McBride, other countless celebrities and pro athletes and how they chose lifted trucks. But that doesn't mean it's only for actors and pro athletes. It's for all of you, everybody who loves a cool adventure. So if you're a huge celebrity like me or just an average Joe who wants the best truck available, head on over to lifted trucks. They live up to being the number one custom truck dealer for over 30 years. 10,000 five star reviews can't be wrong. Liftedtrucks.com, work hard, play hard, drive harder.

[Comedy Announcer]

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