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Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona

Episode: March 17, 2025
Host/Author: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Brett Vesely, Dick Toledo
Release Date: March 17, 2025

Overview

In this engaging and spirited episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, host John Holmberg, along with co-hosts Brady Bogen, Brett Vesely, and Dick Toledo, dive into a variety of hot-button topics with their characteristic blend of humor, sarcasm, and candid conversations. From awkward family dynamics at concerts to critiques of cultural traditions and local news oddities, the team covers it all, ensuring listeners are both entertained and provoked to think.

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Concert Chaos: Tyler The Creator and Parental Oversight

The episode kicks off with the hosts discussing John Holmberg's experience attending a Tyler The Creator concert with his daughter, Kirby, and the unwelcome presence of her father.

• John Holmberg [01:48]: "It wasn’t like deep down, she’s gonna be like, oh, I can’t wait till he does it."
• Brady Bogen [02:17]: "Brady’s the only one. None of the parents went to that. Good lord."

The conversation highlights the tension and discomfort felt when parents overly supervise their teenage children at events meant for fun and independence. The hosts humorously compare this to past generational differences in concert attendance, referencing examples like Motley Crue and the challenges of balancing parental presence with teenagers’ desire for autonomy.

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Charity Commercials and Social Commentary

The team segues into a critique of current charity commercials, particularly focusing on Elton John's AIDS Foundation and ads depicting Holocaust survivors.

• Brady Bogen [11:28]: "Nobody's even scared of AIDS anymore... People are partying and having the thing that used to give you AIDS."
• John Holmberg [12:32]: "They say, who’s Brady kidding? It’s a huge scam."

Brady expresses skepticism about the effectiveness and sincerity of these charitable efforts, questioning the portrayal of needy Holocaust survivors and the continued emphasis on AIDS awareness. The discussion underscores a broader commentary on societal priorities and the perceived decline in genuine charitable impact.

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Bill Belichick’s Personal Life and Public Perception

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to dissecting the public's reaction to NFL coach Bill Belichick's relationship with a much younger woman.

• Brady Bogen [03:12]: "Bill Belichick is awesome because he winks and nods at us like, I'm playing you guys."
• Brady Bogen [08:48]: "Listening to your daughter scream the N word over and over... it’s just a failure."

The hosts debate the ethical and moral implications of Belichick’s personal choices, with Brady humorously asserting Belichick's role as a "troll" and the perpetuation of negative public perception. They explore themes of generational conflicts, selfishness, and the challenges older individuals face in maintaining personal happiness versus familial expectations.

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The Decline of Traditional Irish Cuisine and Cultural Critique

Brady leads a passionate critique of traditional Irish foods like corned beef and cabbage, comparing them unfavorably to other cultural cuisines.

• Brady Bogen [39:32]: "Irish people, your corned beef and cabbage is awful. Enjoy your gasoline stew tonight."
• John Holmberg [42:32]: "Lingonberry cookies. That sounds terrible."

This segment reflects the hosts' broader skepticism towards cultural food traditions, particularly those celebrated on holidays like St. Patrick's Day. They humorously argue that such dishes are only consumed once a year and lack appeal beyond that, suggesting that cultural culinary traditions have not evolved to meet contemporary tastes.

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Local News Shocks and Animal Cruelty Incidents

The hosts discuss recent unsettling local news stories, including a case of animal cruelty and a disturbing incident involving young individuals damaging property.

• John Holmberg [130:46]: "They have to clean off the pots. But you got 2 arrests made after this video."
• Brady Bogen [134:05]: "They really need to shame them. Logan Gamble and Priscilla Gallegos, you've made our list."

The conversation condemns the actions of individuals involved in cruelty towards animals and vandalism, emphasizing the importance of accountability and community standards. The hosts express frustration over such negative behaviors, portraying them as emblematic of broader societal issues.

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Entertainment and Media Critique

A critique of current movie trends and media consumption habits takes center stage as the hosts lament the quality of recent Best Picture winners and popular franchises.

• Brady Bogen [05:02]: "Even if I was a teenager, I wouldn't have beat off Danny."
• Brady Bogen [35:13]: "Even if I was a teenager, studying something boring and showing up to the best picture was awful."

The hosts express disappointment with modern cinema, arguing that recent acclaimed films fail to deliver engaging or meaningful content. They contrast this with the enduring popularity of blockbuster franchises like Marvel, suggesting that mainstream success often overshadows artistic merit.

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Closing Remarks and Upcoming Attractions

In the final segments, the hosts share humorous anecdotes about their personal lives, upcoming events, and sponsor messages.

• Brady Bogen [97:32]: "You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil."
• John Holmberg [85:59]: "It's time to get that bike tuned up... next week we're what's at the 90s."

The show concludes with light-hearted banter, maintaining the show's trademark blend of humor and candid commentary. The hosts encourage listeners to engage with local businesses and participate in community events, all while maintaining their irreverent and entertaining style.

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Notable Quotes

• Brett Vesely [01:14]: "It was cloneless."
• Brady Bogen [02:22]: "You're the only one that doesn't show it."
• Brady Bogen [08:48]: "Listen to your daughter scream the N word over and over and over. It's just a failure."
• Brady Bogen [35:27]: "The problem was your overwhelming Kim Jong un presence."
• Brett Vesely [12:28]: "They were like the 25 orphaned babies that survived or something."

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness showcases the hosts' ability to tackle diverse and sometimes controversial topics with a mix of humor, sarcasm, and critical analysis. Their candid discussions offer listeners a blend of entertainment and thought-provoking commentary, making it an engaging listen for both regulars and newcomers alike.

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Note: This summary omits advertisements, intros, outros, and non-content sections as per the request.

Transcript

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil.

[John Holmberg]

Sitting right here. Come on.

[Brady]

No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. Good morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Monday. It is 5:45. This the morning sickness. My name's John Holmberg. How are you? There's Brady, there's Brett, there's Toledo. All fresh off of a spring break fun, oh boy. Kind of week. I did absolutely nothing. More nothing than I could ever have imagined.

[Brett]

It was cloneless.

[Brady]

What happened?

[Brett]

I was partying too hard last night. Yeah. Forgot at their house.

[Brady]

Oh, you're at somebody's house. Screw this. I'm leaving. My clothes, my phone. Your wife tastes great. See ya. And then you left. You're like, oh, now I gotta get out of here. I gotta get out of here. I was licking that guy's wife in spots I didn't know she had. Well, good for you, Brady. That sounds. But was that because Tyler the creator made you feel a little bit.

[Brett]

A little off ever since that life changing concert?

[Brady]

Yeah, one of the worst. He sent me a picture. Brady went to Tyler the Creator. That's why we had the week off. And he needed recovery time. Well, we knew. We knew. Brady, Brady and T. The sea. You know, they were gonna. It was gonna be a problem. Sent me the worst picture I've ever seen in father daughter concert history, which is you standing next to Kirby, who's already miserable that you're there in the suite at Tyler the creator, just ruining it. 16. She's supposed to be having fun with her friends. She's got this North Korean dictator standing over her shoulder the entire time.

[Brett]

Yes, I got out of there.

[Brady]

Yeah, she knew you were Close.

[Brett]

It was A good, good 45 minutes in the merch line getting.

[Brady]

Oh, you had to go buy girls. Yeah, that's when they snuck me their order. Sure. Yeah. Bad. Why don't you go buy us some jerseys or something? That'd be great. And then they just hammered gummies while you were gone because they were having fun at a concert you were ruining.

[John Holmberg]

How much you get banged for in the line?

[Brett]

You know, stand up. 55 bucks for a T shirt.

[Brady]

Did you get all the kids shirts?

[Brett]

No, just two.

[Brady]

You bought two kids shirts?

[Brett]

Well, her mom gave me money.

[Brady]

Oh, you had a per diem. You got so on this deal. It is ridiculous. All those other parents were like, God, Brady's a knob. I can't believe he's doing this. What else can they make him jump off a cliff?

[Brett]

Town of the creator said, hey, thanks to all the parents who brought their kids out here today.

[Brady]

You're welcome.

[John Holmberg]

Brady's the only one.

[Brady]

Brady's the only one. None of the parents went to that. Good lord. Yeah. That's brutal. But the picture was just like you. You standing at Tyler the Creator with Kirby. And she looked like she was ready to have fun. You can't with your dad hanging around there. It was pretty probably a nice time watching the show, but how much more fun would it have? Could you imagine ever going to? When I was 16, it would have been like Motley Crue or something stupid. My dad standing behind me like, I'm not going to this. Dan's going with me. The second he got out of the car and shut the door, I'd be like, you know what? I'll just go grab some food, not do this.

[John Holmberg]

I remember going to an iced Te concert. My dad's like, I sue. No, you're going by yourself.

[Brady]

Oh, but could you imagine if he did go? No, you wouldn't have gone. No, I would have just skipped it. I'll wait until you're not tagging along. But you went. All the other parents probably had some sort of weird purple light orgy while you were at Tyler the Creator baby.

[John Holmberg]

Upside down pineapples in the front yards in Gilbert this weekend.

[Brady]

How do we get rid of Brady for that? That's going to be awesome. He's the only one I don't want to have sex with. Maybe you could send him off to the kids concert.

[Brett]

You guys need some merch.

[Brady]

I'd rather go to Kirby's recitals than with Kirby to a concert, because I know I'm just dead weight. Oh, it's awful. The Worst. And you're gonna say, it's great. It was fine. But it wasn't like, deep down, she's gonna be like, oh, I can't wait till he does it.

[Brett]

You know, it was a long night. I will say the. The concert was better than I thought it would be.

[Brady]

Well, sure, yeah. He's an entertainer. It wasn't about that.

[Brett]

He was getting chicken.

[Brady]

Good. Yeah, you were. You were. It's called a contact. And you felt pretty good about the night because you were getting stoned off your daughter's smoke. There's an awful lot of smoke in here, isn't there, daddy? Yuck. Right? Yucky. Yuck. I'm high as a kite. I feel like a dragon. No, it's there. It's not about the concert. Tyler's a creator is fine.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And you're probably like, wow, he's better than I thought. The problem was your overwhelming Kim Jong un presence.

[Brett]

I don't know if I'm gonna make it back home. The drive. I might fall asleep.

[Brady]

You know, you made. Did you. You made everyone uncomfortable there too. That's the worst part. Even people who didn't know you. Like, why is he here? Like you were no there.

[Brett]

There were a number of me's there.

[Brady]

Older gentlemen taking their kids. You had to be pretty close to.

[John Holmberg]

The only cracker from Gilbert.

[Brett]

There's definitely a lot of high school kids there.

[Brady]

Sure. Well, they used to be allowed to go to college. I don't know what happened.

[Brett]

Bombs left long.

[Brady]

There's a lot of singing along, too.

[Brett]

She knows every. You know all three of those kids know every word of the songs. It was a sing along.

[Brady]

Do they skip the ends? They didn't. They're from Gilbert. Of course they did it.

[Brett]

I cannot confirm.

[Brady]

Brady, you confirmed it with your faith. When I said, do they skip the end, your head dropped like, I'm a bad dad.

[Brett]

They're sing along.

[Brady]

I'm just assuming they're hitting everyone, knocking them down. They're Gilbert kids. Of course they were. It's there.

[Brett]

And I looked over to the side. Everyone else singing along.

[Brady]

Of course they're singing along. It's the chance for white kid, you were in the suites. It was their chance. It was their time to shine, so to speak. I guess I shouldn't say that.

[Brett]

I tell you what, that setup is different from. It's pretty. It's the box seats.

[Brady]

Oh, sure.

[Brett]

So you have two in front, two back. You're like at an opera.

[Brady]

Yeah. And then that's exactly outside.

[Brett]

You open the curtain up and you go out there and there's the dining area.

[Brady]

Wasn't it where we watched the doobie brothers? No, no, it was in a different spot.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Yeah, that was. Yeah. I was thinking about that again, but you sent me that picture from Tyler, the creator, and I'm like, this is just. I felt so sorry for Kirby so bad. Pop pop standing in the suite, chowing down on the chicken fingers. And w. Tri tip. Oh, tri tips in there. Yeah. It's probably no good anyway. Either way, congratulations. You made it through. Poor Kirby. Someday, Kirby, you'll be allowed out of the house without daddy sitting there monitoring your N bombs.

[John Holmberg]

So are you taking her to Kendrick Lamar in May?

[Brady]

That's probably good.

[Brett]

She wants to go.

[Brady]

I bet. Do you? That's the big thing.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You guys want to go? We'll pay for it. You're going on another date to ruin her teenage years? Oh, terrible. It's probably better, though. My sister used to go to concerts. She was 15 and 16 and borderline. Almost got pregnant like eight times. So I was shooting to Billy Idol. That was a good one. Found out that was.

[Brett]

They want to go to that one coming up. Billy Idol with Joan Jett. I think Herbie does. Yeah.

[Brady]

That's weird. My sister wanted to go when he was relevant and it was over. I think it was. Whatever that was. Something small. I don't remember where it was, but it wasn't a big place. And he canceled. And only the people who were going knew that. And my sister still left and went to the Billy Idol concert.

[John Holmberg]

I thought she was going to a Vicente Fernandez show.

[Brady]

Yeah, she was getting. She was getting jarred like something in the back of a Camaro. Came home and like, there was no concert. Where were you? There was a concert, you idiot. Shut up from the news, you dumb ass. And it was like Billy idol was coming to town, but he had to cancel. Cause he's horse. It was all over the place. And she thought she'd get away with it. Oh, the house exploded. My dad still didn't want to go. And he liked Billy Idol. He just didn't want to go with her. Nightmare. Anyway, congratulations, Brady. That's. It's impressive.

[Brett]

Good times.

[Brady]

Yeah, I'm sure it was what they say. Said the man who refuses to say things suck. Because boy, that sucks.

[John Holmberg]

How many stars you giving us?

[Brady]

1, man. And you'll again. Don't even ask. Because he's got to make keep himself sane. He has to act like this was all good. It wasn't. We know the truth.

[Brett]

So talented.

[Brady]

Listen to your daughter scream the N word over and over and over. It's just. I mean, it's just a failure.

[John Holmberg]

I would have went just to see that.

[Brady]

Me too, man. Just. I wouldn't. I'd be like, oh, versions. Who has raised you, you foul mouth little tramp? Him back there. Oh, the guy with tri tips all over his face.

[Brett]

Well, tell you that little yachty did a great job.

[Brady]

Unless he do another number. And two and a three. N word. N word. N word. It's great stuff. A few things did happen while we were on. Oh, are you printing already? I don't want to know. I was just glad we were off the air for something I saw on the news. Something that would have. Oh, there's the picture. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You see this picture, though?

[Brady]

Who got you the shirt? What's his shirt?

[Brett]

That was Dylan. Your guy, Dylan.

[Brady]

Okay. Oh, okay.

[Brett]

I get to the box and the guy. Another guy from the Suns take it off. The takeout office comes over with his black bag.

[Brady]

Yeah. Hands you a shirt. Because Dylan and I had a bunch.

[Brett]

Of stickers that were basic. Tyler, the creator.

[Brady]

Because Dylan was the guy who's. He works in the son's ticket office.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And he's my son's rep. And he was the one. I asked him, like, is there anything you do to get things? And he got the tickets for you to buy for this because it was sold out and then some. It was like, yeah, take it to this.

[Brett]

I'll tell you, that's the shirt.

[Brady]

What's the shirt say?

[Brett]

My favorite stoner calls me dad.

[Brady]

Oh, that's right. And it was for Kirby. And he asked me, he asked me, he goes, what's Brady's size for a shirt? And I think I said, I don't know. What 7x? I don't know if they make those. And he said, no, really? And I said 2x3. And that. That's at least a 5. You could have both slid into that. Is that.

[Brett]

It is.

[Brady]

Oh, my God.

[Brett]

But I think we have it pushed forward. I don't know.

[Brady]

It looks big ass.

[Brett]

Yeah. I mean, it looks like both of us could get in there.

[Brady]

Yeah. Well. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Ralphie can almost fit.

[Brady]

Yeah, that looks like a Ralphie shirt. Yeah, well, you can grow into it, as mom used to say. While we were off, I'm watching the news and I'm like, ah, the tit creator thing, that would have been fun. But that's all right. Brady can have that. We'll get back to that. And then on the news, I watch in the middle of the night, BBC did a 20 minute special on this being the anniversary of the discovery of Uranus. But I'm like, oh, thank Jesus. We weren't on the air for that. Don't. He reached for his phone.

[John Holmberg]

It'll be in there.

[Brady]

Habitual. He reached for his phone to check dates and stuff. So he put that in his brain. Yeah, that was a good one. It was a good one. Another thing I noticed while I was on break is there's a lot of commercials running right now with Elton John talking about his AIDS foundation and that we have to stop aids. Is there something I missed? I thought we did more rubbers and porn anymore. Like, yeah.

[Brett]

He's like, it's the only one left, his foundation.

[Brady]

That's what I thought. I was like, there's two commercials and I've been complaining about one for a long time. And that's the help the needy Jews of the Holocaust. I'm like, there's tops five poor Jews left from the Holocaust. Tops. And they show these old people in these wretched shacks. And then it's like, I've been watching. This commercial is the same one that lady was on her last legs five years ago. There's no way they're still needy Jews from the Holocaust. There's just no way. There's nobody.

[Brett]

They were like the 25 orphaned babies that survived or something.

[Brady]

They're 80, and at this point, they didn't experience the Holocaust. If they did, they don't remember it. They might have a tattoo maybe. I don't even know if they tattooed the babies. Was there a lot of pregnancy at the Holocaust? I don't think there was a lot of that going on. It's a huge scam and you can't say, so help the needy Jews of the Holocaust. Mike, show me all of them. Because they all fit in one school bus. And I know they don't like mass transit probably, but put them in one bus and drive them to me and then I'll believe you. But I don't buy that that's a charitable need. The other one was Elton John's AIDS Foundation. And I'm like, nobody's even scared of AIDS anymore. You have to really work hard to get the aids. Like, really hard. I have gay neighbors. Like, I've been to their pool parties. There's no. It's over. That's. Nobody's worried about that. There's commercials now where you can, like, party and have the thing that used to give you aids.

[Brett]

They're showing them at Parties.

[Brady]

That's all they're doing. It's like before you have sex, like with hiv. Yeah, don't worry about it. It doesn't go anywhere anymore. I'm like, okay. And then there's Elton, like all the. After 11:00 at night, Elton John's on TV constantly saying, we got to stop AIDS. And I think we did. I don't think we're worried about that anymore. I don't think that's. I don't think that's something we need to. That and the needy. Look, not to sound insensitive, but if you haven't solved like some financial issues since the Holocaust, it's no longer the Holocaust's fault. It's the argument everybody has about slavery and reparations and stuff. Like, look, I understand, but we're not giving you money right now. We'll give you a couple bucks here and there, but we're not giving you cash. It doesn't seem like you. If you're hurting and you're like, it's a charity that we. That's not a thing. He says. Who's Brady kidding? It's a huge portion of the crowd there at Tyler, the creator whose dads weren't around. That's just rude. Chris Clark. That's just rude. And yeah, there was a lot. There was a lot that happened over the break. The Gene Hackman thing has me excited because here's what I'm learning and I'm. I never thought I'd utter the phrase, Bill Belichick is awesome, but he is. He's. He's flaunting his 24 year old girlfriend, which it isn't about the age, although it kind of is. What he's flaunting is, I've done so much for so many other people in my life. This is about me now, that girl. And I read comments because Bill Belichick's on the beach and he's got. He's laying on his back like a turtle and he's got his arms up and his feet up like a table. Upside down table. And she's laying across his feet and holding his arms and doing these poses and he's holding. He's 75 years old. It's like, that's pretty impressive anyway, but he's got his feet up in the air and she's laying across the street like Superman. Yeah, she's doing like, you know, she's flying on his feet. You know, she's. That's pretty good for an old man. I don't know that I would trust too many 75 year old men to balance me on their feet. There he is doing it. And they're on the beach and having time of their lives. It is a slew of bitter human beings commenting about how wrong this is and all. And I'm like, you know what? She's getting something and he's getting something. And he's basically saying, I'm doing this for me. I'm closing out my life, doing what I want to do. And they don't care.

[Brett]

If you're at North Carolina, you want to send them a message.

[Brady]

Yeah, you got to see Jordan go through her. You got to go through her.

[Brett]

She gets every message he gets.

[Brady]

Good. Because he's basically saying to everybody else, I've done enough for you. Like, look at these pictures of him. And that's a pretty good 75 year old.

[John Holmberg]

I'm impressed.

[Brady]

Imagine Tripp, he's the same age as Bill Belichick. Imagine Tripp with anybody on his.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Just balancing on the beach. His legs would crumble. Some trip on the stairs. I know, I see that. I wouldn't trust your kid with a 75 year old. Gonna climb up on my feet. Well, somebody is.

[John Holmberg]

It's impressive.

[Brett]

It's great. They don't even need to communicate. She just has her voice canceling headphones on.

[Brady]

Right. She doesn't listen to him and he doesn't care. And all the comments were, what do they have to talk about? This is an abomination. What a pervert. And I'm like, nope, nope. He's a dude who looked around and said, she's interested in me. I'm taking advantage of this. He's got all the money you'll ever need. Now here's the thing, like the Gene Hackman thing that draws me to this, is that my first reaction when Gene Hackman died and his wife was dead and you found out that she's 31 years younger than him, is that something's going on with the kids, Right? Yeah, that was my first thought. My first right was like, oh, kids killed. Her dad was on his last legs at 95. The Hackman money, which they said was somewhere between 30 and $50 million on the Internet, I don't know how true that is. I don't know. Made a decent amount of cake. And he. And you know, it started to leak out he didn't have a great relationship with him and whether they were going to kill that woman. Well, now it just leaked out here that she had in the will, she had her own money Gene had his own money, but somewhere along the lines he said, it's all hers if I die. Yep, kids get nothing. They weren't in the will at all, at all. It was all hers. So makes me wonder still, even a little bit, like, how do you give somebody hantavirus? I like, I think the kids are still doing right, because something there of.

[Brett]

The ins of the way the state, California or New Mexico, I think works, that she died before him, right? Which now the heir apparents can now say.

[Brady]

Right?

[Brett]

It goes, well, it should transfer, or they have every right to have a transfer.

[Brady]

Prior to her dying, one of the kids said, I'm going to contest this will. Like, he made it known through legal circles when he dies, I'm contesting. Just know you got to fight on your hands because he's, you know, he's my dad and this is mine. So I knew that was a thing. But then I started to think to myself too, that anytime a guy, Bill Belichick, Gene Hackman, gets with somebody 30, 35 years younger, it's all selfishness. And it is. And he may be the happiest guy ever. All those comments. There was one guy in the comments for the Jeep or the Belichick thing when the ladies were man, it's like a man and a woman need to have conversations and this and that. And he goes, look at the marriage rate. It's not working. He goes, why not try something new? And then, you know, he had this story about back in, you know, three. I don't like when anybody ever compares anything today to this. And he goes, two, three hundred years ago, women wanted the older guys because they had established something in their lives they didn't. You know, that was the way to comfort you didn't want to sit with some dude mucking mud all day. You want security, Wanted security, and this guy provided that. And, you know, it was stability and maturity and life experience. And that was what they were attracted to. And it used to be the older the guy you had, the better you must be. And it's kind of a weird thing. So. But then I started looking. I'm like, any guy who's doing this is doing this to either make his kids mad, his ex wife mad, or he's just for himself. So the second, like, you look at a guy who's got. It's all selfish, hundred percent selfishness. He's tired of his family screaming and yelling. He feels that heat so many people probably with money feel from their kids looking at him like, I'm not accomplished anything But I'll just wait for you to die. And we've talked about this for years. That's a generational thing. Like the last, I don't know, two generations won't shut up about when a family member dies. I get blah, blah, blah. It's like a celebration.

[John Holmberg]

I got friends that are that way. It's crazy. That ain't yours.

[Brady]

Yeah. And so I think there's a lot of people who are playing that same selfish card that the, that the kids are playing. Like, well, that's mine. And they're like, no, go get your own. I'm going to do what I want now. And I might give it to her. Like, she's the one that treats me great. She's not waiting for me to die. And if she is, she's going to do some stuff to earn it.

[Brett]

And then right now, as it stands, you know, since he died and her will is if there's no, there's no next of kin or relatives, it all goes to charity. Various charities.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I read. Yeah.

[Brady]

Hers is all charity stuff. Right. And his, well, his has, his has a ton on there. But that's why the son came in and said, well, I'll just contest everything. This, this will is going to be in court forever. So he's been barking for years, probably to his mother. You know, your dad's doing. Can you believe dad married this girl? She's like 31 years old, he's 60 something. It won't last. And it did until they died. And that was his hope, was he couldn't leave. I guarantee you those kids were horrible to that woman for a good portion of time because it's just. I can't believe you just. She just showed up. Gene was probably like the reason she's here. Part of the reason she's here, I'm sure, is to push you guys away.

[Brett]

Obviously there wasn't a strong relationship. They said, you know, I think that started when they started going out.

[Brady]

I'll tell you exactly why. It wasn't bad. There was, he was an estranged dad because his kids were there for the money. They're worse than the girl. They're worse than the 20 something, 30 something year old girl that's there maybe to have a great time with a guy who provides a lot. But she's in the will. She's in the will, whatever. But like he's done listening to them talk about.

[Brett]

Hopefully they've had a pretty good life, which it sounds like they're not.

[Brady]

Yeah. There's nothing at All a parent wants to hear less, I would imagine, than their kids going, dad, have you taken care of the will? Like, I know what you. Don't worry about it. You'll be fine. Like, there's that. You know what? Screw you. I'm going to do this for me now. And I think that's going to be the way things are lining up. I think that's going to be the way of the future. I think old dudes are going to sit there and like, why am I giving it to them? Why am I going to sit back and sacrifice my world so they can have stuff? If my dad started well, I think.

[Brett]

Things have changed for him to a certain extent of we're living longer, right? Like, do I have enough to even last? I don't know what I'm gonna be able to leave.

[Brady]

And you go get something that has some fun with it, that likes you, that wants to do things that nobody else wants to do. Cato Kaelin is married to a woman 31 years younger than him. And Cato looks good. He doesn't look 66. He looks good. So when we were talking about it, he even said that he goes, I can't find anybody close to my age that can have fun with me and keep up with me. And he goes, amanda, they hate me for this. And we were. And I'm like, really? So this is the worst thing you've ever been part of? Second worst thing he's ever been part of, I guess. But he was like, hey, so. So, you know, I relate better to somebody that wants to. To be active. And he goes, 66 year old women, if I'm supposed to stay in my own age bracket, can't keep up with me. And I couldn't keep up with the guy. He was a machine. He was amazing sexually. I could have easily. I mean, I would have pounded Cato into the floor. But it was true. Like, he had more energy than you could ever imagine. This is just. And he even said it, he said, I'm a young boy at heart. And he goes. And I fought it for years and now I just embrace it. It's like, that's just who I am. I'm just a kid. And I'm like, you know what? There's nothing wrong with that. But he married some Asian woman in her 30s. And I'm like, all right. But he's like, oh, people hate it. And I'm like, yeah, because they realize. And I don't know what Cato has to offer as far as money, but she seems to question you get all the time. What does he do?

[Brett]

How does he make money?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know, he's got some jack somewhere.

[Brady]

Somewhere. Yeah, yeah, he's done something. He must get big money for those documentaries. I don't know, but watching that hackman thing, I'm like, and this isn't about like a guy with a younger lady, this is about the kids. If you're one of those people who has a parent with some money and you're waiting for them, deep down you, you sit and fantasize of what it's going to be like when they're dead. You're the reason that 70 year old men go and find 25. They're mad at you, they're not mad at their ex wife, they're mad at you, they're mad at their kids talking wills, they're mad at trust. Is everything in order? It's like, don't worry, I know why you're asking and it has nothing to do with my. Nobody asks their parents if everything's in order because they're concerned about them. They won't even be there to enjoy what's in order. You should still have a will and stuff to make sure that there's, you know, all of your things go where you want them to, but the fact of the matter is, if they don't go to your kids, that's your choice. I don't care where your money goes. If you're one of those people, I've got, you know, family members, I've got other people who will constantly say, well, I don't really have to do much because when my uncle dies, I'm gonna get like $2 million. Like how old your uncle? 61. So you plan on doing nothing, like really for yourself for a few like couple decades? What if this guy goes into his 80s? Yeah, you know, if he does, that's fine. I'm set for that. So I'm just gonna coast.

[Brett]

Uncle, am I still good?

[Brady]

Yeah, we good?

[Brett]

I still on the.

[Brady]

Do you call him every day and like, what do you do for him? You pick up his dry cleaning? No, I haven't talked to him for like a year. But you know, I'm in the, I'm in the will. I'm like, oh my God. If your life plan is to make sure that your parents passed down to you, don't be shocked when the old man turns 80 and he looks around and there's some college girl going, hi. Like, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna start That a lot. And you're not getting anything anymore. Because I'm tired of you asking about the will do like what Brent and I do. Lie to your parents. Lie to your dad like I do and say, dad, spend it all. It's like, I couldn't pass. It's worked so well. My dad won't spend any money now. Spend it all, dad. No, I wouldn't do that. I want to leave something for you. Like, that's dumb. I've got. I'm fine. No, come on. He's begging me to take his money at this point a day. It is.

[John Holmberg]

It is his to do with what he wants. That's why I look at it like, you know, there's some leftover, fine, decent brain right there.

[Brady]

Anybody looking forward to their family members dying, so they cash in or they're sick.

[John Holmberg]

But if Kurt showed up with Belichick's girl, hey, more power to you, Brett.

[Brady]

Imagine if he says it. You're looking at him, you're like, this is weird, dad. You know, this. This could end badly. Like, I'm concerned for you. You know what? I'm gonna give her all my money. You know that, right? Like, yes, I do. And that's fine, because you've gotta. That's the reason she's there, and she's providing you all this stuff, and you're providing her security. And I bet you guys are having the time of your life. It won't last. No, not 90% of the time, it won't last.

[John Holmberg]

One of. You're not gonna last.

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah. It's not. It's not a long contract for her. But you know what? If you're. Think about it. If you could go out having a blast, well, somebody that, like, wants it, and all you gotta do is take some ridicule from some bitter ladies and some weird dudes who bark at you the entire time about. What do you have to talk about? I'm like, look, I've been married three times. I didn't have anything to talk about with them either. I don't know that I have a lot to talk about, to be honest.

[John Holmberg]

My dad's talked about it before. He goes, I can't get along with these older broads. They look like the Crypt Keeper. I can't do anything with that. And I'm like, and your dad still looks good. Yeah, he does.

[Brady]

Worst part is he don't look his.

[John Holmberg]

Age or act his age, actually.

[Brady]

So he's a boy.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. I mean, he's just, you know.

[Brady]

But this Hackman thing She's younger than. It's eye opening because any. And it made me realize, any guy that's got some. And he marries her and she's 30 years younger. That's more of a shot at the kids than anything else.

[Brett]

Succession. They got a taste of it, though. That's the tough thing.

[Brady]

Well, he was given that's.

[Brett]

You know, all of a sudden, the kids. You always, you know, how many countless movies are there? One kid is just off the charts, don't have direction.

[Brady]

They're waiting for death. Gene Hackman story. I knew the kids would get involved in this. I knew it the second that thing happened. I read that she was 60, 31 years younger than him. Like, oh, he hates his kids. He's mad at his kids for some reason. And this lady gave him everything he wanted. So much so. And she stuck around. It worked. They were married for like 25 years.

[Brett]

She prolonged him. They're crediting her for about 15 years.

[Brady]

Additional life in 2004.

[Brett]

Diet.

[Brady]

He was supposed to die. Yeah, he quit movies because he's like, my heart barely works right now. I gotta get better. And then, yeah, she came along and fixed him. I mean, I don't ever want to live to be 95. That sounds horrible. Especially the way he went out.

[Brett]

He was jailed for a while in New Mexico.

[Brady]

He lasted like seven or eight days without her. And he walked by her, try to.

[Brett]

Sneak away to get a steak.

[Brady]

She's still sleeping. And then he'd just wander around pooping himself. Lazy bitch. Get up. Just sleeping. The Hackman was wandering that. But that story is interesting. So many layers to that. But if you. If you see your. Your dad or your mom with some young stallion or filly, that's a shot at you, dad, what are you doing? And he won't ever say it, but that's you. You've been nagging him about something way too much. And mostly his stuff. He's getting a little possessive. And he's like, no, this is mine. I'm gonna give it to who I want, not who wants it.

[Brett]

If you're 40 or 50 years old and it hasn't happened yet, get your act together.

[Brady]

Like he's 90. I don't know that. Look, stop it. Go get a job. That matters. Well, I got a career and stuff. You're your dad's assistant, for Christ's sake. I don't know what the Hackman kids do, but they're up. The one is upset. And the second he starts screaming to tmz, I will contest this. This is not gonna be. I'm, you know, this goes to charity. This is my money. That's why your dad did what he did. And probably at the time of his life, up until he could, you know, she banged his memory out of him. It's essentially how I looked at it. He didn't have dementia, he was just really dizzy.

[Brett]

Not losing that to Yoko, right?

[Brady]

Yep. And Yoko was the same age, but yeah, and then when Cato said that he's like 66 year old woman. I can't imagine Cato with a 66 year old woman. Yeah, I can't at all now can I imagine him with somebody young and weird and like, likes Kato Kaelin and like. I guess. But that's an energy factor. Like he's Peter Pan, for God's sakes. And Belichick is too. And Bill's doing it to flaunt it to all the haters like me. But it didn't work. It turned, it turned me, I think, the world of Bill Belichick now that I'd have lost that bet 10 years ago thinking, someday you're going to think that guy's great. Nope, never. But now I do. I think he's absolutely awesome because he winks and nods at us like, I'm playing you guys. Like I used to play NFL refs. Look at everybody mad at me. He can't live a day of his life without the general public looking at him going, what an asshole. He, that's what, that fuels him. He's, he is the evil empire. It fuels him to have all sorts of hate, Internet or otherwise, just directed right at him completely. I'm over the whole tape scandal, his football cheatin days, all the stuff he used to do when he'd get away with one and he'd that little smirk on the sideline when he would circumvent the rules and nobody could stop him. And then they'd have to change stuff. It was brilliant.

[John Holmberg]

And he's still doing it.

[Brady]

And now he's doing it with humans. Yep, he's doing it. See if I can make this work in society too. Oh, yep, they all hate me. Which is great. And he got cameras set up on the beach to take his angel model and kick her around for a while like a beach ball. And people are like, oh, I hate this so much. It's called jealousy. And it's both sides. Men are jealous and women are jealous because it's like. And ladies, if you're 20 something and you got a 70 year old former football coach with eight rings and all the money in the world. And you don't find him interesting? There's something wrong with you. He's a gross old man. That's your problem. You need to get over that immediately. I'm thinking about it. I might slob on Bill for thinking about being a homosexual like. Me too. I am too. Can I try on your ring?

[Brett]

Brought me up on the beach.

[Brady]

Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna put a finger inside you with the rings on. I'm. I'm okay. I'm up for it. Yeah, That's. That's. Belichick has got it figured out. But it's very funny. And I'm only. I'm kind of almost in the same camp as him with the. Let's just see how this unfolds. Just get the popcorn and watch this. Because, man, he's doing it for. He's a troll. Only he's using human beings.

[Brett]

Hear the words you say sometimes. I mean, who talks like that?

[Brady]

Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Brett]

I'll be following North Carolina football a little more.

[Brady]

Me too.

[Brett]

Just see what's going on.

[Brady]

She took a picture from a window that they're not sure where of the stadium, but they're like, I think that's in a. An apartment. He must be standing like she was there. Took a photo of the North Carolina football stadium. It's like, oh, God, he just got done boning her. Like, we all, like you all draw the conclusions of what just happened. Why she's in that room at seven in the morning taking pictures of her boyfriend's new job. I'm 75. That's my girlfriend. You're weird, but high five. I saw a guy this weekend, and here's another thing that was weird. He went. I think it was in the uk he put out a fake Instagram video of having gotten his girlfriend and his girlfriend's mom pregnant at the same time. Nice. Killer, right? And then like 3.9 million people checked in on this.

[Brett]

Jumped in on it.

[Brady]

He got a ton of money. And then he came back as. I was just kidding around. Is there. Can you. Is that still okay? Like, you can just lie about something.

[Brett]

Like a Ponzi scheme?

[Brady]

And he said it. He goes, it's a skit. I was doing an Internet skit. But he let it go for a few days and then fed the beast a little bit with a couple little pieces of information. Pictures. He goes, there's no babies. I didn't. None of this, actually. We were just doing a thing like, you just collected off of that. Like, you made A you made a good chunk of change off of that deal. You can just flat lie and make people crazy and it's a numbers game.

[Brett]

Think about it. What is he doing? Nothing, other than it's made up stuff.

[Brady]

Nosy neighbors is all it is. It's just people putting their nose in his business because he put it out there. I don't understand anything anymore at all. I watched.

[Brett]

That's why, like, Reddit has become a news source.

[Brady]

Oh, completely, completely. Cora and Reddit. And I was like, I saw on Reddit and I'm like, that's just people talking. That's like saying, I overheard news at the restaurant. It's like, it doesn't mean anything. I. And then. But my finger's so far off the pulse of society because I watched and maybe it's not. I think I'm in the majority on this. I watched the best picture winner. Anora. Have you watched this at all? There's a reason why all the Marvel movies made money.

[John Holmberg]

Heard of it?

[Brady]

Well, it was best picture at the Oscars.

[John Holmberg]

Exactly. I never heard of it.

[Brady]

And it's about a girl who's a stripper. Professional prostitute stripper. Who runs into this Russian kids. Yeah, you think so? Until then, there's tons of sex.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, well, you're selling me.

[Brady]

Even if I was a teenager, I wouldn't have beat off Danny.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, no kidding.

[Brady]

It's boring, this movie. So. It's so unbelievably boring. And you're supposed to be in the mind of the hooker the whole time and her hurt struggle and it's an hour and a half of watching people drink and have sex and party and it's not interesting. It's a party. I would have left. And then 45 minutes of like them looking for a guy and then nothing. And then it ends. And you're supposed to be like, oh, blown away. She's going through a lot. I don't care. Is there any purpose to that Best picture? And I'm like, that's the best picture?

[Brett]

No, that's how it qualifies. If it leaves you, like you're feeling it got to you.

[Brady]

Like it sucked.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Really? The movie sucked.

[Brett]

That's how I've. It seems that way in the. A lot of the best pictures.

[Brady]

Some of them, I suppose, occasionally years British one. I mean, they've had some, like, pictures that are monumental achievement type things that are not necessarily mainstream, but they're good. This wasn't even like a good story. There wasn't anything special about it.

[Brett]

I could have Filming process or anything like that?

[Brady]

No, it could have been done on a phone. Nothing.

[John Holmberg]

Still with your iPhone?

[Brady]

Yes. It's a lot of Russians. That's basically what it was. Yeah. Do it with your iPhone. I could have done this with my iPhone and people would have said, you're a pervert. Why do you keep filming this girl having sex? I'm like, I think it's. I think it's part of it.

[John Holmberg]

Going for the best picture.

[Brady]

I'm gonna go for the best picture nod. So long as she's a hooker, it's okay to show her getting railed because it's sad. I don't get it. But, man, it was. And it made me just go now. That's why Captain America has like 600 new villains. It's like this. People don't want to watch this crap. It's this or that. Give me the mindless, numbing dumb, and we'll just show up to that. But if they want theaters to come back, they can't keep giving movies like that. Best picture. Nobody's going to the theater for this. 2 hours and 30 minutes. It was awful. And I usually. I don't like movies anymore. I've been off movies for about 10 or 15 years. I don't. They're all. I'm almost always disappointed. They're either too stupid or they try too hard to be this. And I was disappointed again. It's just terrible.

[John Holmberg]

Not even beat material, huh? I mean, figure, you know, you think.

[Brady]

At first what you're describing. In a way, I'm in at first, and she's pretty, but meh. Meh. Yeah, so it was strange. But I guess you can just do whatever now. And as long as you make people kind of feel weird.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, look how many times Fast and Furious has been putting stuff out, right?

[Brady]

And they're all bad.

[John Holmberg]

They're in space now.

[Brady]

People just show up because it's like, you know what? I don't like thinking too much. And I certainly don't want to watch some hooker get railed for two and a half hours and then have nothing happen at the end. I can watch that every day downtown. It's weird. But we're back. Happy St. Patty's Day, by the way. I think you're allowed to punch anybody who pinches you.

[John Holmberg]

Or for now, we're not wearing green.

[Brady]

I'm not wearing green. I mean, I look horrible in green. I'm not faking it. Brady's. You look horrible in green, too. Look at you.

[Brett]

That's why I have it half you.

[Brady]

Know, you have it covered up. You just have green showing. Not me. I went full gray today. Like, I'm a. I'm a.

[Brett]

Green shoes.

[Brady]

Yeah, I don't have a green shoe. I think if anybody. Oh, that's adorable. That's an adorable grown up man. You're an adorable grown man.

[Brett]

I got my zips on.

[Brady]

You can run faster and probably jump higher in those.

[Brett]

They light up.

[Brady]

Those are adorable green shoes. Yeah, I just. If anybody pinches you, you can punch them. And if anyone says top of the morning too, you can pinch them.

[John Holmberg]

You're not going out for corned beef.

[Brady]

And that's the other thing. There's an. You know what? We give Mexicans enough trouble about the tamales. Time to tell Irish people to go selves on their cuisine. Your food's horrible. Your corned beef and cabbage is awful. And again, back to the same exact theory I have about tamales. If it was so good, it would be offered in restaurants regularly. If it was so delicious, people would want it on days other than St. Patrick's Day. It is horrible. You ever walk into somebody's house, who's cooking it? It's like one of those. When you have, like, Indian neighbors, it's like, oh, your house smells like bad stew. My friend was Vietnamese in high school, and we go to his house. We hated going inside because always it smelled like dirt and bad soup because their food stinks. Irish people, Your food is awful.

[Brett]

What are people googling? You know, to basically turn food green more than anything. But in Arizona, green spaghetti.

[Brady]

Yeah. Because the spaghetti is good.

[Brett]

Communists, pesto pea soup in Maine, Green eggs in Indiana.

[Brady]

Okay. Deviled eggs. Yeah. I walked into my old girlfriend's house years ago. She's Irish. We're having our Irish meal. I didn't even know this was a thing. I was like 20. I'm like, people do this. It's like, there's Irish food. She goes, yeah, it was corned beef and cabbage, and Ronnie's making Guinness stew. That's probably gross, but okay. It sounds thick. It sounds very. My stomach hurts thinking about that.

[Brett]

You know, corned beef or it's just.

[Brady]

Got meat and beer.

[Brett]

Stew meat and. Yeah, just.

[Brady]

You know what? That's weird.

[Brett]

Guinness beef broth.

[Brady]

All right. I guess if you're potatoes, that's a lot. That's a heavy meal. But I. I went into her house and I said, all right. I walked right in the first St. Patrick's Day, opened the door, I'm like, okay, everyone out. Like, what's going on? I'm like, everyone out. Like, what's wrong? You guys must not smell it. There's a horrible gas leak in here. This is horrible. This place about to blow. Because that's the cabbage. Oh. The whole house stunk. And what was worse was I hugged her mom. Hi. I think it was probably the first time I'd ever spent time with her family, and I had already tried to remove everybody from the house from the terrible leak. And I hugged her mom, and she smelled exactly like the steam that was coming off of her stove, which was gross.

[Brett]

Just get your shamrock shake and call it a.

[Brady]

There you go. That's fine. Have a shamrock shake. Eat a thin mint cookie, and stop cooking that stuff and acting like it's good. Ugh. Ugh. And I'd put that stuff. Not so much. The corned beef. That by itself is okay. You add in that muck. Straight cabbage straight out of the garbage disposal, plopped onto the yuck. And the stink. I'd put tamales ahead of.

[John Holmberg]

No kidding, Irish.

[Brady]

Yeah, I can. I can choke down a tamale.

[John Holmberg]

I like the corned beef part.

[Brady]

I can't eat that muck. Cabbage that they try to. And then they try to flavor it.

[Brett]

And carrots and cabbage.

[Brady]

Oh, it's everything you're against. I don't know why you would even think about it. Like, I've seen you protest carrots and cabbage. He's got signs in his car just in case Brady yells at rabbits. You're doing it wrong.

[John Holmberg]

Put it down, you son of a bitch.

[Brett]

Put that down.

[Brady]

You're gonna kill yourself. Carrot. Stupid rabbit. So, Irish people, your food's brutal. Awful. Enjoy your. Your gasoline stew tonight.

[Brett]

On the way home from the party last night, Ronnie's like, can you stop by the store? I need a Guinness.

[Brady]

Right?

[Brett]

So I went to the Safeway. Sold out.

[Brady]

Yeah, but.

[Brett]

And I asked the person. She went back and she found one four pack left. But the not only sold out, the doors were ripped off of the freezer. You know, the refrigeration.

[John Holmberg]

You don't mess with an Irishman.

[Brady]

Yeah, they were trying to get a run on the Guinness. Yeah, they'll tear the doors down. If there's only one four pack, there's nothing left. Got to get to this before the rest of them show up. Tear the doors down, boys. If you get the doors off, they can't keep it cool. But I'm not even interested in being cool. They probably thought, why they keep into the refrigerator for. Because the Irish are wrong about that, too. They get these out of Here. Free this Guinness from being cold. Who enjoys a cold Guinness? Absolutely no one.

[Brett]

Every grocery store, you know, you walk. Yen has the big three up there. Guinness Bailey.

[Brady]

Yeah. Jameson. Yeah, go with the Jameson. Straight up. That's good. But you'll drink that during the year. I don't need it. Don't turn my beer green. It's dumb. Don't. Don't even try to sell me that corned beef and pan. It was so good. You guys would have it in June. Peeps, tamales, cranberries, corned beef. All of them are one day a year choke downs. And we act like we like them. We don't. Every Irishman that's got. Look at our. Look at the business we do on our St. Patty's Day in the corned beef cabbage. We should probably start a restaurant, call it corned beef and cabbage365. And it would be empty every day.

[Brett]

Except one.

[Brady]

Except one. And maybe some weird Irish wedding. Some gypsies come by and steal some salt shakers or something. It's just. It's not normal. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? And kick off this Monday proper. 5859-800. I know what's coming. It's 98k up.

[Brett]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool actually. No membership fees.

[Brady]

I have heard enough of this.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

Morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil.

[John Holmberg]

Sitting right here. Come on.

[Brady]

No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. Thank you. Miles to nowhere. It's good to have them back a week. Felt like a long week too. It was good. Nice long time to sit and do nothing. Watch free agency. Wonder what's going on with football there. This guy says, man, your boy struggled to get started. The show started on time last week after nine days off. The best of is okay, but it certainly isn't the same thing. I'm sure I speak for all of the morning sickness army when I say, glad to have you back, Philip. Well, thanks, Philip.

[John Holmberg]

Who was our boy that couldn't get us started on time?

[Brady]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Must have been John Gordon.

[Brady]

Well, you've got that 545 thing down, that's all. Brett. He's got 545,00. Down to science. And it happens quick. John G. I don't know if he's.

[John Holmberg]

That I think he's sleeping.

[Brady]

It's probably the computer most of the time. Come on computers. I'll get to it when I get to it. And then this one says John Kirby and Brady. And the N bomb said, you know me, of course. You never skip the N bomb in a song. You signed Branbert J. Brudnell. Nice job Branbert. Making an appearance on. Of course. Branbert's the kid who through here from him anymore. His life away at the Phoenix Open in an instant. Did you ever see Brand Burt's full video of him being escorted out?

[Brett]

No.

[Brady]

Oh, he's still going. He doesn't stop. He's dropping bombs. He's quoting like legal stuff. He's going to tear. It's. It's horrible. Not just what Brand Burt did to that poor Mexican girl in the tent at the Phoenix Open saying that he, he would like to slit her throat and kill all. Deport, deport and kill all Mexicans. And he said he was a Nazi and all that. He's like 22 years old. Kids ruined Brand Burt J. Brudenell. He's so far this year's winner in the shame contest. I don't think we've had anybody that much been close. I got a guy who emailed me and said what about this one for the S Heel of the year nominee? And it was a lady who sat on her kid. 350 pound woman sat on her kid and killed him. But it was in Indiana. Yeah, doesn't count. So you have to be. You have to be local. That's a local award. This one says geez John, first thing I figured you'd talk about was the Steelers new quarterback Aaron Rodgers. And then it says ha ha ha. About 168 times a dude took time out of his life to just hahaha me to death. It's a weird one, I'll tell you that. I don't know what's going on there. Rumors has, rumor has it that the Steelers and Cardinals may make a deal for Kyler Murray. Cardinal fans will be happy to watch Kyler leave. Steelers fans will be happy to not have a dude my age playing quarterback.

[Brett]

Sitting on Rudolph. Right now.

[Brady]

Right now. That's. Look again, I told you this. If Mason Rudolph is starting next year, I'll be spending most of my Sunday's antiquing and eating corned beef and cabbage. That would be better. That's not. You can't put that out in front of me and say hey, follow along. No, I'll handle bad years when it looks like you're trying my rule with sports. You know, the Cubs taught me this. If you put a roster out there that says, hey, pay for this, and I'm like, you're not even putting an effort out. Like you're putting a team out there that can't win. And it isn't young. It's like, there's no, these aren't tomorrow's stars. This is just a bunch of guys that aren't good enough to play. A couple of years ago the Cubs did that. And I'm like, that was real easy to walk away from the Cubs when Frank schweibel was the first baseman. I'm like, who? And a 30 year old prospect, that third named Patrick Wisdom, I'm like, this isn't a team anybody cares about. So if the Steelers roll out Mason Rudolph as their starting quarterback, Sundays are free. You give me a quarterback and we have a bad year, that's fine. You give me a dude like that and try to pass it off as like a contender, this is what you could do. Not happening. So it's weird though. Aaron Rodgers is holding the whole league hostage right now. Will he go to Minnesota? Will he retire? The Steelers and Giants have both kind of put all their chips in for him. Consolation prize might be Russell Wilson. But if I'm Russell Wilson, I tell everybody to go themselves.

[John Holmberg]

I heard him with the Browns too.

[Brady]

Well, he went and met with him. And I think once you go to Cleveland and meet and you're like, what was I thinking? And then it was nice meeting. It's nice to meet you. I'm never coming back here.

[John Holmberg]

Pissing off the Irish.

[Brady]

Oh, that's fine. Irish people. There's no room to talk about Irish food, bruh. Way better than whatever weird ass fish dish you Swedes come up with, right? And we don't force it down your throats is delicious either. Most of us say it's terrible. Swedish people understand their cuisine was sustenance for frozen people. For years, it was the only thing they had.

[Brett]

Storing fish in a barrel.

[Brady]

If you go to Swedish festival days, they'll tell you, get ready for some of the worst food you've ever had. Swedish festival days is all it was all about, like hot blondes and stuff and Nordic people and like Viking stuff. But you don't want the food. They have burgers at Swedish festivals for a reason. Lutfisk and kuka korve and oh my gosh, you don't want any of their food.

[Brett]

I got a tasty cookie. That's about it.

[Brady]

What's that.

[Brett]

I don't. I forget what it's called, but. It's the Swedish cookie set. Jane. New Heisel. They're Nordic, and they make them.

[Brady]

You don't know what they are. You just hammer them.

[John Holmberg]

I'll see if I can find it.

[Brady]

Yeah. Swedish cookies. I'm Swedish.

[Brett]

I poopoo crackers.

[Brady]

Huh?

[Brett]

I don't know. They're called.

[Brady]

They're. I remember my gram used to make these weird little yellow dots. They were like butter, and they were butter crackers of some sort. Everything's basic there. Because for hundreds of years, there was just snow and salt fish and that was it. And you could eat tulips and. Yeah, you just eat the grass that would grow. That's all they did. And then meat. Like, they would find any meat and. And crush it and just put it in their face. They didn't. They don't do anything to it. You just cook it. And then that awful kielbasa and cuckoo core of crap. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, we Swedes admit, it's time for you Irish to do it, too. Your corned beef and cabbage is disgusting. And by the way, Irish, how did you guys have a potato famine? It rains there, like, eight inches a day. Everything would grow. Like, just start eating the grass. They were starving. They went through multiple starvation.

[Brett]

That was the only thing they're eating. Right?

[Brady]

But how dumb. Yeah. Plant something else.

[Brett]

Something else?

[Brady]

What's the matter with you? It's. It's nothing but rain.

[John Holmberg]

All righty. Which one?

[Brady]

Lingonberry cookies.

[John Holmberg]

That sounds terrible.

[Brady]

They're horrible. Lingonberries are awful. Our meatballs are bad. The noodles are bad. Everything Swedes do is. Food is awful. Now it's just probably just some wafer. They don't add any flavor to anything. It's the most bland food you've ever eaten. But we're not talking about that. We admit it, Irish, Your food sucks. Corned beef and cabbage is gross. If corned beef and cabbage wasn't gross, Portillo's would have a whole second section. They don't. Nobody orders it. Maybe corned beef by itself, but not that cabbage. It's disgusting. And evidently it takes forever to make and salt and brine and all that.

[John Holmberg]

David Vasco said, I'd rather eat that pristine acid John has packing around than eat corned beef and hash.

[Brady]

And I would rather let you publicly than choke down any of that cabbage. A whole country, million and a half people died. A million and a half people left because they couldn't figure out how to grow food in the wettest environment on the planet. What do we do? Well, all you need is the ground and water, and you've got tons of both. I don't know how to do it. All the potatoes are dying. Then you're idiots. We're moving. They moved away rather than just try harder.

[Brett]

The stat that they throw out there, that at the time when the potato famine happened, they're eating like three to seven pounds.

[Brady]

All they did so they knew how to do. And when it went south, morning, noon, and night. I think we got too much water. All right, put a tarp over it. I don't know what to do. We're moving. Everyone's dying. They've gone through, like, six or seven famines in Ireland. Africa's like, we would kill to live up there. If it wasn't for all the Irish, we'd move Africa. It makes sense why nothing grows there. We have not had rain for over three years. We get the rain every three hours, and we still can't figure out how to make potatoes. Work and put it inside and water it yourself. You've got tons. Looks like we're headed towards an odor famine. Like, you're the dumbest people on the planet. This blustery, wet conditions of this perfect soil. We don't know how to make things grow. Food just grows there by itself. I watched Ariel Ireland on Smithsonian. How in the world are you struggling to grow stuff? We've had another famine. We lost another million and a half. Why can't figure out how to make food grow in all this water and perfect soil? This just seems real easy. I think you can dig it up with your hands and just. We just need the seeds. Potatoes don't have seeds, dummy. They're just dumb. That's all it was. Your ancestors are stupid. And don't get on me about it. My Swedish ancestors almost ruled the world as Vikings, and they blew it somehow. So that whole area up there, there's like a line on the earth. Once it starts to curve up, everybody gets dumber and dumber and dumber. The closer you get to the top, once you start getting into, like, northern Sweden, it's like, that's got to be the dumbest people on the planet, because Ireland is real stupid. And then Scotland is extraordinarily stupid. And then you got those Finland and the fact they want to live there stupid. And here's another sign that they're stupid. When my ancestors left Sweden, they moved to Minnesota and northwestern Pennsylvania, the only two places colder than where they left.

[Brett]

Like home.

[Brady]

Yeah, this feels Exactly. Declare we need to be. The Irish turned Boston into Ireland Junior and almost died from a syrup flood. They brought their dumb with them. Happy St. Patty's Day, everybody. It's a thing. The one thing that's happening in this city. Damn it. That. I can't. Can't tell you how excited I am about. Title 9 Sports Bar Opens today or open this weekend. It opened this weekend down there. Title nine Sports Bar is. Hear me out. It's. It's a sports bar. And you're thinking cool. Sports bars are cool. They have chicken wings and TVs everywhere showing sports. But this sports bar has decided to not show real sports. Just lady sports. It's a lady sports bar.

[Brett]

That's it.

[Brady]

For lesbians. And it's over in the lesbian district, which I give them credit for. Location, location, location.

[John Holmberg]

You just go to Postino's and see that. But, you know.

[Brady]

Right. But that's it. So you're gonna get WNBA action, which, by the way, also maybe headed towards a shutdown. And I'm telling you right now, I will. Every day of this show while that is on, I will treat that like it's, you know, the Iranian hostage situation. Day 22. Shut down. The hives Countdown to shut down will be on. They're talking about striking until they get what's fair. And again, last year was their best year ever. They lost $38 million and they think they need. It's time to start paying. But they flipped out over Caitlin Clark, so they opened a girls sports bar. Hilarious. Now here's the best part. It's only open for a little while from 10 until like 3 in the afternoon.

[Brett]

10 to 2:30.

[Brady]

Because if you haven't open, if you haven't pulled any puss out of there by two, you're not doing it. Get out. Yeah. I don't know what you're going to.

[Brett]

Show, but those are the. So that was the. I thought that was just the grand opening.

[Brady]

Maybe. I. I don't know because I saw. And they said it on tv.

[Brett]

Gotta be. But. Well, it's kind of.

[Brady]

Maybe it's just a soft. Maybe it's just like a. We're just gonna show the best. Maybe it's the greatest.

[Brett]

Give you a taste of it.

[Brady]

We're gonna show some 1999 World cup soccer reruns. A couple of. What they really are going to have hay with is the girls beach volleyball. That is going to be. There's. They're gonna. It's gonna be called Bean Fiddling Night. There's gonna Be a band called the Bean Fiddlers. There's. It's just gonna be a constant stream of. All the shots will be squirts. I mean, everything is gonna be about sex, which normal sports bars are not. Normal sports bars. Zips. I can't even think of any zips. And, you know, Twin Peaks and all the ones that you go into 32. Very rarely. Yeah, very. I don't know. That's still very rarely. Are the sports bars sexually charged? This one is. And it's all lesbian porn on tv. They're going to show WNBA games and girls like track and field. And the one thing they were trying to sell it as, like, you know, we all get excited when Simone Biles. Yeah. Once every four years. Like, if you're. If your business plan is to open up to watch Simone Biles do flips, you're going to struggle. Plus, I've watched some college Girls gymnastics on ESPN2 or 3 or wherever it is. Sexually charged. You're going to have a problem here. These ladies are not going to be into the sports. So we all know what it really is about. One thing I do want to encourage, though, is. And I know this sounds bad, but start to. If you're going to have a girls sports bar where the sports is brute. Like, can you imagine going in on a Saturday afternoon after golfing and going into Title 9 sports bar and watching LPGA on TV for more than three minutes without like, wanting to kill yourself? It's like every. Every all the girls in the lpga. No offense, Brady. Hey, look out the window. They all look like Brady. If he was Korean. Oh, if Brady was Korean. He would. He would. You could walk right on to an LPGA event if you just taped your ass.

[Brett]

There's been improvements, John.

[Brady]

No, there hasn't. I watched again this week. There's like eight Koreans that all look just like you. Are you talking about you or the game? Because I've seen in neither. I've seen improvements. If you walked in, just put a black wig on and taped your eyes back a little and said, kim Pok Kim. They'd be like, all right, you're on. You're on. Hole 1. Kimpak Kim won some. And all you have to do is just go, ha. About again after every shot, and you're fine. They all look like you. There are a few of them they try to sell, but not enough to keep a sports bar open for ladies. And God, what a tough time it would be if Title 9 Sports Bar opened up and the WNBA had their shutdown and then what are they going to show?

[Brett]

The one guy mentioned women's. I'm a big fan of women's rugby.

[Brady]

Right.

[Brett]

I think that's.

[Brady]

How many names are there. Yeah. He goes, I've become a huge fan of women's rugby. Like, so you like big women wrestling. You've come to the right place. You don't even need TVs for that. Let's call it what it is. There's a new lesbian bar in town, and they're going to show some sports nobody will watch. Those women aren't going to watch empowered women compete. They're going to smash clams.

[John Holmberg]

You said they're watching track and field and stuff. I mean, if it's. If it's, you know, stuff like this.

[Brady]

Well, I'm in that. Brett always fights. Look at that.

[John Holmberg]

But again, I will go to title nine to watch.

[Brady]

Look at that. Because their sports aren't about the sports. A woman's sports bar for women is a sexually charged porn hub. This is hot, though.

[Brett]

They just set up downtown Prague.

[Brady]

They set up a bar in the middle of the road and. Yeah, look at that. Belfast or something, man. And you know what's not in this? Any of the men competing. They're running around in the city. That's. Lord cleared it. Oh, she's hot. So it's. That's what it's going to be. It's going to be a whole load of people who look and sound an awful lot like us, but they've got vaginas watching. Oh. Oh, they're not going to be. They're not going to be watching for the score.

[Brett]

What's interesting is the place before, you know, it's like they couldn't sell enough wieners, so they now got to turn.

[Brady]

Down all the wieners. We need to abandon all wieners. They're triggered by wieners. Brady. Title nine, it's a lesbian bar, and they're trying to act like it's for sports. No, it's not. Lesbians. You know what it's about. But I do have to say I want to. I want you to start putting on one of the things. High school girls track. Because what happened this week in high school girls track. Yeah. That chick that. The baton hit the other one in the head and then said that she. It was an accident. Like, she just. It got stuck on her back.

[Brett]

We're not sure we're gonna charge.

[Brady]

Oh, they charged her.

[Brett]

They did.

[Brady]

They got her. But here's my thing. What are they making those batons out of the Girl got a concussion like soft aluminum.

[Brett]

Have you seen them?

[Brady]

Okay, but still, if it's that dangerous.

[Brett]

Nothing soft about aluminum if.

[Brady]

Especially if you crack the girl's skull. They were worried about a cracked skull. She didn't hit her that hard. She hits her, but it's not hard enough to bust someone's skull open. It was a. It was a good shot, but a concussion and a crack skull with that baton. That's what I'm saying. Take that away from people. We're worried about people getting hurt in sports all the time, and then you give them that type. I thought that thing.

[Brett]

Even if it was like a, you know, pvc, that's plastic.

[Brady]

You're still not gonna hurt anybody with that. You might bonk them and make them feel a little uncomfortable. Look, if I can't have plastic girls.

[Brett]

John, their skulls are soft.

[Brady]

They do. They don't form until they're 60s. If I can't have a plastic straw because it's too damaging to the planet, you can't give them metal pipes. That'll crack a skull in half.

[Brett]

Oops again. How many times have they been doing these relay races? And how many clubbings have happened?

[Brady]

It just takes one, Brady. I've never watched a dude dressed as a woman beat people at volleyball. But it's. The president had to get involved.

[Brett]

Here comes the 4x4 hammer race.

[Brady]

Just give them. Give them Craftsman tools and let them swing. That was the most entertaining women's track and field I've ever seen. If you could use it as a weapon, as a girl's passing, you.

[Brett]

Have you seen it, Brett? Oh, it is.

[Brady]

She takes a. Well, she says that as the girls pass.

[Brett]

I can't believe she.

[Brady]

She gets the baton stuck on her back somehow and drags it up. And as she drags it up, her hand flails forward, and she clunks the girl square in the back of the head. And then started to say, oh, I. I didn't mean it. She was. She kind of cut into my lane. And I.

[Brett]

When I saw it, I didn't know the background. I'm just watching. If anyone. It looked like, oh, she's clubbing because she's getting past.

[Brady]

Yeah, well, that's exactly what happened. And she's in high school, and they gave her a hammer, and she's, you know, look, the difference between second and third is a scholarship. Like, it's a total. She might have thought, if I come in at least second, if I win this thing, I'm going to Stanford. If I come in Second, I might go to ASU if I come in third. I'm a community college girl. And that girl just starts blowing Bahia. And you could see she's out of gas. She clunks the one in front of her and totally goes Tonya Harding on her. But she did serious damage like that. You shouldn't. People in sports shouldn't be have hammers.

[Brett]

The first story ended saying, oh, the family's not sure they're gonna press charges.

[Brady]

Oh, they're pressing charges.

[Brett]

I'm like, you're but stupid.

[Brady]

That said, Title 9 Mad Max track and field. I'm going to that. Emotional broads on their periods running around for scholarship money. Only first and second place win. Everybody else is zero. Warren, you're gonna get hit a lot, and it's gonna be entertaining. She again. I'm not allowed. I'm not. You get in trouble in restaurants for having plastic straws. You can't do it. Just. It's too damaging. Yeah, this is it. Watch this chick during a race. All right.

[Brett]

Oh, that was just.

[Brady]

Just after. Watch this.

[Brett]

Junior Kaylin is running the second leg of the 4x200 relay in the Virginia State High School League Championship when the shocking incident happened.

[Brady]

She said it was an accident. Watch again.

[Brett]

Sprinters running side by side as they round the corner with Kalyn on the outside. Kailyn's mother cheering her on for a second.

[John Holmberg]

Just as Kalin is passing the other runner.

[Brady]

The athlete swings her baton, striking Kaylin. I just felt a bang on my head, and then I fell off the track immediately.

[Brett]

Kaylyn dropping her baton and reaching for her head.

[John Holmberg]

The hole.

[Brady]

Cause there's a hole in it.

[Brett]

She's flopping.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

She's not Bill Lambert.

[Brady]

You thought, oh, she's faking it. Until the doctor came out and said, we gotta get her to the emergency room immediately. It cracked her skull in half. I would watch that at Title 9 sports all day.

[John Holmberg]

Michael Lombardi's basically saying a Title 9 sports bar. Why don't you just call it Chapter 7?

[Brady]

Well, they will eventually. And it won't be long. Trust me. This thing has a shelf life that is. It's. That's minimized because a. You've already.

[Brett]

They're showing. Is it, you know, adults only? Is it a family bar? Because they're interviewing.

[Brady]

You can bring young girls into the bar. A restaurant, you know, they just can't sit at the bar.

[Brett]

Well, I guess so.

[Brady]

I don't know a lot of lesbian bars where you want to bring the kids. Because that's what I'm saying, like, breeders have. Breeders are the ones with kids. Lesbians are. Unless they're those little adoptable Asians that lesbians all pick up.

[Brett]

The little groomers.

[Brady]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, if you're gonna. If you have your grooming section and a ball pit, which probably wouldn't be a ball pit. A clampit. You had a clampet. But look, Title nine. I'm all for it, except for it's a bad business plan.

[John Holmberg]

Here's their Instagram page.

[Brady]

Oh, I know. And they're proud of it. And there's a guy walking his dog.

[John Holmberg]

That's not a guy.

[Brady]

Oh, that wasn't. No. Are you kidding?

[Brett]

No, it wasn't. You missed the ponytail.

[Brady]

Are you sure? Yes, that's.

[John Holmberg]

That's the same one right there.

[Brady]

That's not this.

[Brett]

I said man bun. Yeah, that.

[John Holmberg]

See, right?

[Brady]

Yes, Louise. How about that? It's a sex bar. I'm fine with that. I think it's great. But it's not going to last long if you keep calling it a sports bar. Call it what it is. Just an awesome lesbian. It's a hookup with girl sports on tv. It's a hookup bar.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

They're not going in there. There's no look.

[Brett]

Can we go?

[Brady]

Well, we could go. We'd get some eyes. It's like me going to the Boom Boom Room. Like, what are you doing here? It's like, I'd rather go to the Boom Boom. Oh, I go to the Boom Boom Room in a second. The sports would be so much better in the Boom Boom Room. Hey, man, what you here for? I understand there's great sports in your world. Could go to here or Title nine. Oh, yeah. You don't want to do that. Welcome to the Boom Boom Room. Would you bet? I'm sorry, but you can't get in without. You know, you got to pay the fee. I'm like, why? Well, you don't have a fat ass blonde with you. I can't let you in the Boom Boom Room as a. You know, you look like a cop. Unless you got yourself a blonde with a big fat ass. I'm like, I'll go get one. Hold on. I'll be right back. Brady, put this wig on. But. Yeah.

[Brett]

Is that a relay race? Baton?

[Brady]

Yeah. Title. No. They're shaped different at the Title nine. Oh. It's the same weight and structure of a. But the ending is more pointed.

[John Holmberg]

Same circumference.

[Brady]

The tons in the relay race, you want to wash those before you. And it isn't there. Might be blood on it, but it's not from somebody's head. Women's only sports bar. Women don't even like it enough to go, jesus, try to open a Sun Sports bar right now, you'd go out of business in a week. There are no great Cardinals sports bars in town. You think you're gonna sustain life calling yourself a women's sports bar? No, no, no. Call it what it is. An awesome lesbian bar. That's it. You've opened up a new lesbian bar. No straight women are going to this at all. Maybe some that are thinking about it, like questioners. The cues, they might show up, but no lady's gonna tell her husband Matthias. Not gonna wander over to Brett and go, me and the girls are meeting down at Title IX to watch the Liberty and Son play. Not a thing. I'm calling Cordell. And Cordell, it's immediately, what are you doing? You're a lesbian. Immediately. Your first. When did you become a lesbian?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, we're done.

[Brady]

I'm not a lesbian. I just love girls sports. That means you're a lesbian. Free women love men's sports because they can look at the guys in the shorts. What are you doing? I just think it's fun. You're a lesbian, then you just won't admit it. No, Straight women run to a sports bar to watch the Shock play the Liberty Lesbian playoff basketball is what it is. It's just not. It's not a good business model. But good luck to you. I understand Thursday is Red Wings day. Try our delicious hot Red Wings.

[John Holmberg]

Sometimes they play men's sports in there.

[Brett]

Red hot. Hear the words you say sometimes. I mean, who talks like that?

[Brady]

Homberg's morning sickness. Can I get some napkins? No. Why? I want to see it on your mouth. Like, oh, God.

[John Holmberg]

Prove that you're looking good.

[Brady]

Prove you did it. Oh, she's licking my fingers. Anyway, I laughed at it because it's laughable to think that they're trying to pull that over. And let me be the voice of lunch today. Oh, I'll go. I guarantee it. Like, it's a business that looks at us like, all right, like, what are you doing here? You've already narrowed down your prospective client base to only people who love women's sports. And that's like nine or 10 people. You're gonna fail badly. You gotta open it up to other people. The minute you say lesbian bar, straight guys are out. Straight women mostly out. So now you're down to, like, this small group. Oh, it's fine, but it's just. Look, nobody's talking to these people about the business plan. They're trying to fool you into thinking it's girl sports. Not. And the first day you take your daughter down there, Brady, you're gonna look around and go, all right, we're getting out of here. Because you're right. The little groomer section, it would feel like you're out of your Fish out of water. So. So to speak. Sorry, I did. That's a poor choice of word. Fish out of water is probably not.

[John Holmberg]

It's probably special of the day.

[Brady]

Friday. Fish fry. You don't even have a fryer. I know.

[Brett]

Three clam boats.

[Brady]

Look, we can make fun of it all we want because it's hilarious, but. Yeah, I saw that on the news today. The news never flips out over a sports bar opening up. Oh, my God, look at this. All sports Again. If you said we're only showing black athletes, you've narrowed your whole face down. Like, oh, all right. I don't think I'm allowed in there. I don't think you're welcoming me. Just open a sports bar. If it turns into a lesbian girl sports bar, awesome. Let it be what it is. You know, you might as well have a sign that just says, no breeders show all sports. I thought that was the whole point of women's sports, is that it was all equal. Show them all.

[Brett]

Maybe, you know, they felt they're not getting enough screens when they go to a regular sports bar.

[Brady]

You're not getting any screens at a regular sports bar. We want to watch real sports at lickety splits.

[Brett]

You will.

[Brady]

That's exactly right. Hey, the Cavs and Thunder are playing today. It's pretty big games, two best teams in basketball. Sorry. Let's dick basketball. We don't show that here. Oh, don't go down the road to what titled 69. I don't know. What do I do? Point me in a direction where I can watch what you're calling dick ball.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, or pretty much any other bar.

[Brady]

Yeah, every other bar in the nation. Oh, all right. You're the only one that doesn't show it. Yeah, we're a sports bar, but not for that. You're going out of business.

[John Holmberg]

Thanks, Starkist.

[Brady]

Yeah, there's no way you're staying in business. It smells funny in here, too. Yeah, it was a fish fry last night. Sorry.

[Brett]

People don't realize we have a dude room, too.

[Brady]

I bet you do. Yeah, it's gonna be real uncomfortable in there. And that one dude. So good for you. I hope it Lasts. I hope I'm wrong, but I'm just saying from a business perspective, it sounds a little narrow target. It's a. It's a narrow target, but they're in the right area. Oh, they're down there in that. But then just call it what it is. It's a lesbian bar. I'm fine with that. That's a good thing. I also was watching old game shows, like I like to do, and one of the things they sent contestants home with was this thing called poly glycote. I didn't know what that was, and I looked it up. In the 70s, they lied to you and told you that they could spray something on the bottom of your car. It made it quieter. That was polyglycote. The under. That was part of the deal was undercarriage polyglycote.

[Brett]

That was like rust proof.

[Brady]

They were giving away. It helped with that. But you could spray it in there and it would. And it would. And it would create some sort of, like, barrier between the road and you and. And the polyglycote of it. I'm like, they sent.

[Brett]

I remember that.

[Brady]

So I looked. I'm like, what happened to polyglycote? And it's just. The whole thing is like just this. It was just a gooey clear coat paint that you put on the bottom of your car. And it would protect against, you know.

[John Holmberg]

Like little rust and stuff.

[Brett]

That was a little bit big add on.

[Brady]

Oh, huge polygly. The rust proofing underneath. Yeah, yeah. Rust proofing was back east. It was. Yeah, it was essential then poly glyco. And it was. That creates a barrier between you and the road. Keeps it quieter. No, it doesn't. And it was like, no, this is all bad. They had another thing called contact. They sent people home with contact. And contact was little pills that. It was just dietary stuff. It was speed. It was complete speed. I looked conscious.

[Brett]

I remember I thought it was a cold medicine.

[Brady]

At one time, Contact had all sorts of stuff, but one was first completely appetite suppressant. Proven appetite suppressant. And when did it go away? In the 80s, when the FDA is like, you gotta stop saying this. You're just selling speed to people. Then it changed into something called fen phen. And that was allowed in there for a little while until people started dying. Well, they got another one and all the other one. When everybody starts croaking from there.

[Brett]

And then in California, the world's first injectable CBD there, it's happening. FDA is not real happy.

[Brady]

Wait a minute. Why in the world would you want that?

[Brett]

Well, people are testifying that they have a lot of patients that believe in this injectable hemp CBD because it's helping with the arthritis.

[Brady]

And isn't that what CBD does anyway?

[Brett]

Crohn's disease.

[Brady]

This is what everybody always says take CBD for in the first place. Why you got to put it in your veins?

[Brett]

Because it's more effective, I guess.

[Brady]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Brett]

It's called Pico 4.

[Brady]

Intravenous marijuana use is a bad thing. Go do your thing. Go do whatever you want. Go to title nine and shoot up all the pot you want. Make my grandma right when she goes. I don't want you shooting up that pot. Now you can. So weird. Just. It's just everything's gone crazy. I would go to title nine for just to see it, but I don't feel like I'd be welcome there. I do feel like we'd get asked what we're up to. I got a Mercury jersey. I go wear that. They gave me one a long time.

[John Holmberg]

I was gonna say, where the hell.

[Brett]

Did you get that?

[Brady]

Gave me a Mercury jersey. No, it's got mine name on it. For some reason, they put, like, me on there. Like, I have a Holmberg 98 Mercury jersey. Like, thanks. You know, it would make.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe they thought your contract, you'd be over at all next week, or they.

[Brady]

Thought not a bad idea to get him out there. This might get 10, 12 rebounds extra. Either way, good luck to you. If you open a lesbian bar, the news will cover it. That's basically where we're at. And all those very unique to begin with. Is it lesbian bar, Title nine? It's there they have a little catch.

[John Holmberg]

Usually nightclubs.

[Brett]

Yeah, right.

[Brady]

Title nine. Yeah. Show me. Some of that seems too official. It seems like bureaucratic. Oh, we're signing papers on this. Yeah. You know, I want. I want the trans involved in this. Why don't these trans people open up a bar and have some of them trans athletes that are knocking ladies out in boxing and stuff? Show only that. Show that. Just have it on a loop. That dude that knocks that girl silly. That swimmer, the one that won't stop Thomas. Yeah. And then you show the other one that tried to kill that girl with a volleyball. It's never happened in the history of sports. Took her head off with a volleyball.

[Brett]

That's all you have to do is just loop that.

[Brady]

Brady, if I gave you a volleyball and I said hit someone with this hard enough that you'll meet the president, it would be nearly impossible to do. Do it. If I Give you this and you hit. I can. I can guarantee. You hit somebody with this hard enough, you'll meet the president. What? Yep. Both of you. If we tried a thousand times for me to open your skull up and give you a concussion with a Wilson so you could meet the President, we would. You'd be. It would take months for us to hit you in the face so hard you met the president. But they did it. They managed to do that in a volleyball game.

[Brett]

I saw that. There's a kid playing, I forget which college, but he has the fastest serve. It's 84 miles per hour.

[Brady]

It's pretty good. You don't want to get in the way of it. Don't get me wrong.

[Brett]

No. And those guys are, you know.

[Brady]

But I still think I could take a shot in the face and go, my bad. And just check out for the rest of the game.

[Brett]

It's got to happen.

[Brady]

I don't get to meet the president. I don't get to meet the president. If my face gets in the way of a fast volleyball, it might knock me out, but I don't get to meet the president.

[Brett]

I don't know. I kind of like that rule.

[Brady]

Oh, I think it's neat. Yeah. But the problem is you do that and people just be standing their faces up, some of them red hats and their faces in the air again.

[Brett]

But again, good element for the game.

[Brady]

I would have it on a loop down at title nine. Down a title nine. That's what I do on a loop.

[Brett]

They could go to the tape, you know, just make the milk the game a little bit longer there. They did that on purpose.

[Brady]

It's a flop.

[Brett]

It's a flop.

[Brady]

No presidential meeting for you. I'm going to throw a guess out. In the history of volleyball. 10. 10 billion spikes. 10 billion is the number I'm gonna throw out there. One has resulted in someone meeting the President. One. You put one dude who couldn't make the men's team in a skirt and have him smash a spike. And he took out another girl to the point where she had to go to, like, the State of the Union.

[Brett]

We've had numerous, numerous highlights of people catching the face.

[Brady]

Oh, it doesn't feel good. But nobody's ever had to. Nobody's ever gotten to. To be a special guest at the State of the Union because of that. But if I started that trans bar, that would be on a loop all day. That and that Iranian boxer. Just make it mince me to that Italian girl in the Olympics. Be doing that all day long. So good luck, Title nine. We'll stick to our boy bars. I know that sounds bad, but we'll. And now we have to. When we go to the. The boy bar, there's no way you and I go golfing. And we're with Doug King and. And Todd Merrill, who I don't think like sports, but maybe. And we're like, you guys want to meet up at Title 9 and watch the game? It's like, yeah, who's playing? Liberty and the Shock. No, I don't. No, I'm not going to that. The Merc has a. They got a game tonight. But I don't want to pay those exorbitant ticket prices of 8 to $12 or get a pack of gum at fries and get a freebie. So let's just go to title nine and watch the game. If you're that into the Mercury you're going. It's not like those tickets are hard to get. Kids sell a son's ticket in the first 15 rows right now for over a hundred dollars. So I can't imagine them mercs. Crushing.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I don't get it.

[John Holmberg]

Anyway, the world's all Stubhub's not filled with Merc tickets or.

[Brady]

Well, it is, but it's a bunch of delusional lesbians trying to get their money back.

[Brett]

Might be a bunch of laptops out there for the fantasy stuff.

[Brady]

Oh, the fantasies are different. They're not playing.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, the last part is different.

[Brady]

There's a fantasy involved on that screen. There's no money involved unless it's going out.

[Brett]

Get the draft.

[Brady]

Yeah. Does the WNBA have a fantasy thing? And it just includes. It's like Dungeons and Dragons. It's just they come up with their own stories. And who gets to nail Sophie Cunningham? Alright, roll the dice. My wizard's about to bone. Sophie Triple Blonde. I won. I got it. Ooh, Weekend in the bathroom with Angel Reese. Their fantasy is totally different.

[John Holmberg]

No, they do have that fantasy WNBA fantasy basketball. How to play fantasy women's basketball on espn.

[Brady]

You go on pornhub, you find two ladies and you rub your bean. You dribble a basketball and rub your bean at the.

[John Holmberg]

Should we create a league?

[Brady]

Yes. That's what we're doing now. I tried to put together a bracket for the women's ncaa. Oh, man. Yeah, it's like Colgate and something called Bishop. I'm like, these. These aren't even schools. These are just five or six people that got together and got uniforms. Those Speaker City. I'm like, there's. I Don't know, like there's, there's teams out there. Like I don't even know what's going on.

[Dick Toledo]

You can always just go buy seeds on that woman's watch.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's the top five teams. One will, one will upset one, two will upset a one. But you're never going to get the 11 seat in there because they're like, it's like Grand Canyon got in Montana State. They just load them up. For some reason they still think they need 64 participants. And just because the dudes do it. Cut that down to 16.

[Dick Toledo]

It's 68 now, John.

[Brady]

Well, right, yeah, just go with 16 on the girls side. We don't need to waste time with the 16th ranked team, let alone four of them going against Virginia, Connecticut, wherever else they got. Girls basketball. It's good. Anyway, Title nine. You can go there starting the last set.

[John Holmberg]

We'll meet you there.

[Brady]

Yeah, the news said that they were only open from 10 to 3 by then. It's just their hands are probably all carpal tunneled. Their forearms hurt from all that bean rubbing.

[John Holmberg]

Boy, Larry's ratings are gonna be terrible. Ten to three.

[Brady]

Jesus. That's right.

[John Holmberg]

When Larry's on, nobody's gonna be listening.

[Brady]

He needs to pump up some girls sports information while he's on. Call the Palmer. What do you got on the big board of musical treats on St. Patty's Day? All right, wake up.

[John Holmberg]

So I'm brought to you by Action Ride Shop, of course, and well, now it's time to get in in there, get that bike tuned up, ready for the trails because it is starting to warm up out there. And especially I think next week we're what's at the 90s. So make sure you get that bike tuned up at either location, the brand new one out of their power and McDowell or the OG at Gilbert Road and Southern.

[Brady]

I have a story about Josh from Action Ride Shop.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

This weekend. So Josh, I was talking to him about my bike on Friday and I said, the sun's my guy. Dylan was schmoozing me because he wants me to renew my tickets. And he's like, I want you to have some cool stuff. I like you. He was very cool. Dylan's a good dude and. But I'm breaking up with him and I'm gonna renew my tickets through Kevin Ray because I'm not paying. They raised the prices, Dylan. I told you why. The prices for the Suns have gone up every year. I've had season tickets.

[John Holmberg]

They raised them again.

[Brady]

Again with this. That's Enough.

[Dick Toledo]

Kray's an official salesman there, so.

[Brady]

No, but Kray's got a connection, a guy. And it's not even, like, better prices. It's just me, him and his buddy are going to buy in together and just make it cheaper for all of us. It's just a smarter way to go. So. But they gave us. They gave me two tickets to this, like, special seating area. So my two tickets were available, and I'm like, this is perfect. You know, Josh has been awesome telling us he's a great client. Like, I can take Josh with. And so I text Josh and I said I wasn't gonna make it out to the bike shop. So I text him and I said, hey, I said, you want my tickets to the Suns game? He goes, sure, that's great. If the offer's there. Waited a little bit. If the offer's still there, I'd do it. And I said, fantastic. So I sent him over the thing for Friday night, and I said, well, we'll head into the Rah Rah room and we'll have some fun there. I took my buddy Brian, and then it says about. I don't know, like an hour after I asked him if he wanted to go, and he said yes, he texted me, goes, here's some questions I have. I like to have an idea of what I'm getting into. Who's your guest? How much interaction is expected? I'm assuming. I'm assuming two tickets. So I am to bring someone with me. I. I guess I'd like to know how to filter who I might invite. So I don't bring some ftard with me. I'm like, bring whoever you want. This is the craziest thing ever. So he brings his wife, Tam. She's an incredibly sweet lady. So Josh and his wife and me and my friend Brian are at the game. We're heading down to the Rah Rah room now. Brady, you've been there. You boys aren't invited yet. Clean it up maybe. It's getting close, so. And Brady was cusp. Squad goals at best, right? Yeah, it is squad goals. You gotta have them. You gotta have them, Toledo. It's the coat. Anyway, I get it. And I don't want to put you under pressure to have to buy me dinner there. It's just too much. I've seen your credit card not go through, and I can't laugh at you there.

[Dick Toledo]

So change your loan, man.

[Brady]

No, no, you're not. That. You're good. Oh, geez.

[Brett]

He's got.

[Brady]

No, no, no, don't use equity. Anyway, so we're in there, and I am at my little spot at the bar, my Norman Cliff spot at the bar. I'm talking to Ryan, the sommelier. I'm talking to Bryce. Wasn't there. Anyway, out of staff. We're all having a good time. Everything's good. Sitting in my normal spot. I got Brian next to me, guy named Anthony that I've gotten to know there. He's hanging out, talking to him. And bartender comes over. I say, josh, what do you want? And he goes, whatever you're having. Like, so I. And Tamara's not standing there. So over comes the bartender. I say, okay, I need two vodka sodas. Brian gets a vodka soda bottle. Opus 1 turn to the wife, and I said, what would you like? And she's just blank. And she goes, well, I don't drink. I'm like, that's okay. What do you want? Like what? She goes, do they have juice? And I'm like, babies ask for juice. That's not. You put your hands in the juice. Juice, Juice. Baba juice. Like, don't you're an adult, have an answer for what do you want? So I turned to the bartender and the worst question ever, and I'm like, do you guys have juice? And she looks at me and she goes, pineapple juice. And I'm like, I don't know. I. I'm in the same boat as you. So we kept all night long, everybody at the Raha rooms is looking at camera going, juice, do you need more juice? In the sticky hands that kids always ask with. She took a beating for two hours. Couldn't have been nicer about it. But as an adult at a bar, if you don't drink, you need an answer.

[John Holmberg]

You need to go to a 7Up or something.

[Brady]

Cranberry.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Like, say a juice is not an answer to anything. If I came to your house and they're like, hey, you want to drink juice? Like, what are you, from Russia? Is that the only word you know? Juice. Juice. Get him some juice. Doesn't matter what kind. So I even. I said the bartender, like, I think she just needs milk and a capped cup. You want a glass of milk?

[Brett]

Sippy cup.

[John Holmberg]

Sippy cups.

[Dick Toledo]

They have those. They're called Stanley's.

[Brady]

That's what it is. Let me put it in Stanley's, you sloppy. Juice. Juice. So the guy makes her like a lemonade sort of, and everybody, authentic juice. More juice. Like, she's become Lady Juice. So if you know her, if you're ever up at action ride Shop, bring in a thing of juice and get 10% off. I think if you wander into either. Either location, the traditional one or the brand new one up there at Power, wander in there with your. You know. Any specific. No specific. Juice. It doesn't matter. Coconut juice, cranberry. She just wants juice, and he's got to keep her in juice. And one of those squeezable bags, those juice. Go. Juice.

[John Holmberg]

5% off. You come in with Capri Sun.

[Brady]

There you go. Box of Capri Sun. 15 off. Any purchase to keep. To keep Mrs. Burrell in the juice. I've never had an adult say that. I bartended for a while, and nobody ever said at the bar, go have a little juice. I'm gonna need more. More. I. I can't just pour something. I think you mean, and she's an adult. It wasn't her first day. It's like when we take Larry to bars and he orders something stupid. It's like Larry, although he sticks to it. His amaretto.

[John Holmberg]

No, Midori.

[Brady]

Midori Sour. Amaretto sounds a little classier. His nuclear green. Midori. Yes. Almond Versus. Because you can't. You can walk around with an amaretto sour and no one knows.

[Dick Toledo]

It doesn't look nuclear.

[Brady]

He walks around, looks like Homer Simpson poured him a drink. But it's like, larry, you're embarrassing everybody at the table. Do you have Midori? Everybody's head hits. Oh, Christ. He asked the lady. They go and they blow the dirt off the top of it. We do have it. And then they turn the bottle over and it's coagulated into hard rock. It's a Jolly Rancher. Now. Do you want it anyway? Juice is not an answer to anything, But I loved every second of it. Have him have a say. All right.

[John Holmberg]

On the list, obvious. The standbys. Green Jello up there. House of Pain. Flogging Molly. Drop Kick seven, Dust Thin Lizzie. The boys are back in town for us. Being back. And the Bus Boys. The boys are back for us.

[Brady]

Nothing screams Ireland like the bus Boys. Barack Obama's Irish. Oh, yeah, that's true. When he went there. I didn't know that. Again, I was watching Ariel Ireland and one of the Cities had like 400 people, and it was his ancestral home. His grandfather, great grandfather is from there, and that's why he went there. They built a center. The Barack Obama. It's a gas station. It's a Barack Obama gas station and shopping center with his face on it. His pictures everywhere.

[Dick Toledo]

I can see the memes coming in already with the apostrophe.

[Brady]

There's no apostrophe. And I thought the same thing. I'm like, wow, this is. Are they. Are they having a go with us here? Luca thinks he's Irish. Barack Obama build him a gas station. And he went there and he talked to him and they lost their minds. They. There's pictures of them everywhere. So the busboys might be Irish. You don't know. Well, let's play that if Barack is. So. Yeah, that's the one we'll go with. Instead of going with flogging Molly and the traditional stuff while you choke down.

[John Holmberg]

You want the busboys?

[Brady]

Sure. While you choke down that miserable garbage you call food Irish people. Here's a bland boiled potato, some boiled cabbage, and some over salted corned beef. Happy St. Patty's Day. No wonder they're drunk. They gotta wash all that down. You drink 15 beers too, if your mouth was filled with that much salt. Can't quite get the dryness out of my mouth. I think it's the pound of salt on your corned beef. Corn beef tradition.

[Brett]

Pickle it.

[Brady]

You even go down to Seamus McCaffrey's downtown and they're not serving corned beef and cabbage every day. They go out of business trying to make that all the time. You gotta brine all that. Nobody's ordering that because it's gross. It's time we stopped with the cultural force feeding. If you're. If you're still living off of stuff. That was from the 1400s. We've advanced your tamales. Terrible corned beef. Terrible lutfisk. Terrible peeps. Terrible fruitcake. We have all these traditions of food that we don't eat any other time. Why do we. Why are we faking it? It's gross.

[Dick Toledo]

Throw another one on there. The panettone cakes or whatever that come in a box.

[Brady]

What's that like?

[Dick Toledo]

It comes Italian box. Sorry, Brett. They're not good either.

[Brady]

What in the world is that? It's a lunchbox of cake. No, no, no.

[Brett]

You can get them at Cost plus or World Market.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, there's reason. No, they don't sell them in normal.

[Brady]

Food in the world market. That's like a. You have to make it.

[Dick Toledo]

Are you questioning him?

[Brady]

No. No, I don't.

[John Holmberg]

I dare you.

[Brady]

Look, I know if there's food in a place, he's gonna smell it. He's a truffle pig.

[Brett]

But I thought we. We actually have one of those that we've been handing out between my. My families every year. It's the same one?

[Brady]

Yes. Oh, is it cooked, though.

[Brett]

It's in a box. Yeah. Yeah.

[Brady]

It's okay because I thought everything. Sponge cake, that world market was like powder that you made at home. I thought it was just ingredients.

[Brett]

No, it's already made. It's packaged in there.

[Brady]

It's a box of cake. Yeah. And what's inside of it?

[Brett]

There you go.

[Brady]

It's just filling. Nuts and.

[Brett]

Yeah. It's almost dates. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

It's like the Italian fruitcake, basically.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

It's like. I don't know what to get anybody. Here you go.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

That's defeated itself, since nobody's even heard of it. At least they didn't start a holiday around. Italians have too much good food to worry about their crap. I'm pretty sure I can go to an Italian celebration, Columbus Day. I go to Brett's house. There might be a couple of nuts, butter, bread, things that I'm not gonna.

[John Holmberg]

And they're probably fulls there. Nobody's tucking.

[Brady]

There's nine or 10 buckets that I'm gonna go to.

[Dick Toledo]

You burnt almonds on this one?

[Brady]

That's disgusting. That looks like an error. All right, anyway, let's do it. You got it?

[John Holmberg]

I got it.

[Brett]

I think they hold, like, a Twinkie, you know, like 25 years shelf life.

[Brady]

Okay. Not interested.

[Brett]

Only you are.

[Brady]

Yeah. So you're gonna test that? Probably soon.

[Brett]

I bet the one who gets it on the 25th year has to eat it.

[Brady]

Can be that day. He's on his deathbed. Give me the cake. It's time. Try it. Try. It's 30 years old. I know. Let me have another bite. Let's do it. It's your Bus Boys with Thin Lizzy and Thin Lizzy Irish. Yeah, you know, same thing. It is. Okay. Lead singer, at least. It's the Bus Boys, everybody. It's your happy St. Patty's Day. The boys are back.

[Brett]

Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee.

[Brady]

I've heard enough of this.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil.

[John Holmberg]

Sitting right here. Come on.

[Brady]

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[Brett]

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[Brady]

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[Brett]

Good Monday morning, Chief Phoenix. Hello, world.

[Brady]

Hi.

[Brett]

Happy St. Patty's Day.

[Brady]

Top of the morning to you.

[Brett]

Couple of baseless fun facts.

[Brady]

St Patrick's Day's become like welfare New Year's Eve. It's like the poorest, worst holiday ever. It's always on a weekday. Never seems to land on a weekend. Never like a weekday of drunken bad food and terrible behavior and vomit.

[Dick Toledo]

I believe it was St. Patty's Day when one of our former promo kids, Danny, occupied a. Yeah, he did it.

[Brady]

In a Porta John.

[Dick Toledo]

In a pair of. What do you. The disabled Porta John.

[Brady]

Oh, was it the big boy? Porta John. Good for you. Good for you, kid. But that's what people think on New Year's Eve. You're gonna kiss at midnight, and you're probably gonna have marital relations. Or if you hook up with. Say, nobody ever goes out on St Patrick's Day to hook up with some drunken Irish. Somebody acting like an idiot with Guinness breath. They're gonna vomit. Belly full of corned beef and cabbage. Nothing better than French kissing after that. Got a belly full of corned beef, cabbage, and Guinness. My vomit's gonna look terrifying. You want to have a go?

[John Holmberg]

The broads having to deal with some dude in a little Mick hat.

[Brady]

Those little Mick hats are so dumb. And they only break them out for, like, Irish crap. Even my old boxing trainer, Ray St. Patty. Say, I don't know what you guys make a big deal about. We don't even do anything about it. Gotta have a couple of pints. We do that every day. I'm like, I admire that.

[Brett]

Did you do the parade downtown here? Yeah. There's, like, the Irish Center. I thought they used to do one.

[Brady]

The walk of the drunks.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. What's the parade on St. Patrick's Day.

[Brett]

At Arizona center or something right around on Central. I thought there was a little.

[Brady]

It's an Irish parade. Yeah.

[Brett]

Anyway.

[Brady]

Yikes. Anyway, well, have fun. Just a hater, bro. Yeah, I am. I think it's a terribly stupid holiday and the worst thing you can do is get drunk and make yourself so inebriated you can't do any fun stuff.

[Brett]

Stuff.

[Brady]

You're just going to throw up. Brown Guinness. I told that story at the Rula Bulla when my friend from Ireland was here with his buddy from Scotland and we all started getting drink on Guinness car bombs. And then the owner of the Ruler, Bulla, goes, everybody, you get out and kicks us all out. What's going on? Get out. Your little friend in there is taking a huge. All over the floor. I'm like, what? And he comes out of the bathroom screaming in Irish. He goes, goes, ah. I did not do that. I demanded. I demanded a DNA test. And I'm like, what? I demand a DNA test. I'm like, he did something. Open the door to the bathroom, and the floor looks like, yoo hoo. Come on. He wasn't pooping. He was throwing up Guinness.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh.

[Brady]

All over the place. But he coated the floor.

[Dick Toledo]

By the way, we missed it. It was Saturday.

[Brett]

Oh, Saturday. All right.

[Brady]

I've seen Pots Day parade and faring. March 15, touch 25. We're getting kills. We walk them down the road. We eat and drink terrible things, throw up on each other and don't have sex.

[Dick Toledo]

Downtown Phoenix, between down 3rd street from Oak to Margaret T. Hans.

[Brady]

One of the selling points was a convertible Corvette which is stolen by some gypsies. There's no. Yeah, I miss that.

[Brett]

Yeah, it was pretty sweet.

[Brady]

I brought my Irish wolfhound.

[Brett]

Of course.

[Brady]

I know I'm eating terrible food and I'm gonna throw up all over this Chevelle. Who brought the Chevell? Who brought the chevelle to Jimmy O'Brien? There's one of them dumb Mick hats. True. Let's wear my Mick hat. Look like an idiot. Oh, there's your. There's Miss Ireland. Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Not enough Guinness at that parade.

[Brady]

Oh, Fred, she may be able to hear you. Oh, man. You can't verbally. You cannot dry heave at a picture of a woman. He looks more like Miss Iron. Yeah, I'd rather.

[John Holmberg]

He should have won.

[Brady]

He's only 38 years old. He looks like he's 70. I've been Irish my whole life. I look twice my age.

[Dick Toledo]

Would you like me to set you up with Their newsletter.

[Brady]

John. Yeah. Keep up with the Irish newsletter. All it's going to be is obituaries. We lost another. We lost another gem. He's 43 years old. He fell off his second floor.

[Brett]

Blue is the most popular color worldwide. Followed by green.

[Brady]

Congratulations. Blue.

[Brett]

It's illegal to only own one guinea pig in Switzerland.

[Brady]

Sorry, Brett.

[Brett]

Guinea pigs, they get lonely.

[John Holmberg]

Racist.

[Brett]

So the law requires you own at least two.

[Brady]

You got one fat Italian bro.

[John Holmberg]

You gotta get two.

[Brady]

Because guinea pigs don't do well on their own.

[Brett]

Shell Oil Company got the name Shell because it started in 1833. It was a store that sold imported seashells. Didn't get into the oil business for another 50 years.

[Brady]

Didn't you tell me that guinea pigs eat each other?

[John Holmberg]

They made the right move.

[Brett]

No. Teddy bear hamsters. If you have two males, they'll get into a fight to the death.

[Brady]

Really?

[Brett]

They can. Mine did.

[Brady]

They sound adorable.

[John Holmberg]

They can.

[Brett]

They are.

[Dick Toledo]

The best part of that was Minded.

[Brady]

Yeah, well, of course he had teddy bear. And if I recall correctly, whatever creepy girl he was dating gave him. The second redhead. Yeah. She gave you a second teddy bear hamster and then, like, stared into the aquarium. That aquarium in your room was a house of death. There's raccoons. He kept raccoons in the basement as pets and then brought one in. Rachel. Right, Rachel. Rachel was allowed in the house because he can't. He can't leave him alone. He thinks wildlife needs to be inside, like him. He was doing fine, by the way. Rachel was doing fine outside.

[Brett]

She would have been fine until she destroyed my room.

[Brady]

Right, because she wanted to be out. That's what prisoners do. They wreck their cell.

[Brett]

So being St Patrick's Day, a website just put a map together on most popular beers in every state. It surprised me because Miller is number one in 29 states.

[Brady]

It's good.

[Brett]

Coors, eight states, mostly in the West. And then the surprising was Budweiser was preferred in two states. Ohio and North Carolina.

[Brady]

Only two?

[Brett]

Only two. Bud, Bud Light.

[Brady]

Bud Heavy. Oh, Bud Light. Oh, Bud Light still.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Budweiser is number one in two states.

[John Holmberg]

Too, but I figured it'd be higher than that.

[Brady]

Me, too.

[Brett]

New Hampshire and Missouri.

[Brady]

Hmm.

[Brett]

Blue Moon is top pick in Colorado. Corona preferred in Connecticut. Three states went with Guinness. Georgia, South Carolina and New Jersey for Guinness.

[Brady]

Yeah, Georgia.

[Dick Toledo]

Right, Exactly.

[John Holmberg]

I would have lost that bet.

[Brady]

I did not stereotype that properly.

[Brett]

The Bus Boys drink a lot of Guinness. There's the map.

[Brady]

Is that right? Georgia is, according to this, I think. OE before oh, Dennis. Arizona was Coors.

[Brett]

Yep. You see that sweep of the.

[Brady]

Southwest like Trump?

[Brett]

Yep.

[Brady]

Got all the swing states down here. Totally dominated up north too.

[John Holmberg]

We didn't need the snowman abandoned to get us our Coors.

[Brady]

If there's more proof that I'm from the worst state in the nation.

[Brett]

Bush.

[Brady]

Bush. Beers. Indiana.

[John Holmberg]

What's Illinois?

[Brady]

Bush. Oh, one in the same. You think Illinois would have been Budweiser. Also So close to St. Louis, another.

[Brett]

Poll asked people, which sport do you consider to be America's game?

[Brady]

Football.

[Brett]

38 picked baseball.

[Brady]

Well, it's still just the answer.

[Brett]

It is the answer. Yeah, but football was second at 35%.

[Brady]

I mean, America's game is basketball.

[Brett]

10%.

[Brady]

Good old American baseball. So if you're asking people like, what do you think the answer to this is? If they're going to give you a right answer, it's baseball. If you want to give a statistically correct answer, it's football.

[Brett]

Soccer, 2%. Hockey and golf 1%.

[Brady]

Hockey's Canada's game. Golf is China's game.

[John Holmberg]

This map is blowing my mind.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's weird, isn't it? Yeah. And it must be just like. Yeah. Because Bush beer being number one in Indiana, Strohs should beat that because that's all everybody drinks there. Even if that's. I don't know if it's still a thing.

[Brett]

This company in China are the. They own over a thousand Chinese hot pot restaurants. It's Hadaleo is the name of the company. And a couple of 17 year old teens posted a little video of them peeing in their hot pot at the restaurant.

[Brady]

Come on.

[Brett]

Well, the company didn't figure out until four days later after investigation where. Because there's a thousand locations.

[Brady]

Good man.

[Dick Toledo]

Isn't the hot pot just your dish at the table or is it like a communal dish?

[Brett]

It's basically this one's like you. They give you the equipment, almost like the Korean barbecue where you make at the table. They give you a hot pot and you put your broth in it and.

[John Holmberg]

Everything and just like the melt type thing.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. All right.

[Brett]

So they finally, four days later, they figured out the location where it happened. And then they contacted people. They, they're estimating, basically they took it in there. They did it in their own hot pot.

[Brady]

That was one of the chefs. No customer.

[Brett]

The customers. Yeah, the boys were the customers.

[Brady]

They knew someone peed in it. They didn't know where it was.

[Brett]

They knew the video was put up.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Because they didn't know the exact location where it happened.

[Brady]

How do you get the video of something these guys. Because it's almost like it's their Instagram page.

[Brett]

It's their Instagram.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Brett]

Yep.

[Brady]

Got it. I thought this restaurant had video. And like we don't know.

[Brett]

And the good news is they were able to please track down the two 17 year old boys that did it.

[Brady]

Appeared in their own food.

[Brett]

Yeah, they. Well, they were peeing in the hot pot that they were making. Right.

[Brady]

So who's.

[John Holmberg]

The guys that worked there were.

[Brett]

The problem is they were saying you still got to wash the pots and stuff. And they did. And so people were a little disturbed. Like did they disinfect?

[Brady]

They didn't wash them.

[Brett]

They did.

[Brady]

Oh.

[Brett]

But they're still giving. They figured 4,000 people went through the doors of that restaurant.

[Brady]

But you got pissed on their own food.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And then gave the plot. It got washed.

[Brett]

Yeah. Well, yeah.

[Brady]

This seems to be a non factor if it was.

[Brett]

They're saying they should have shut down.

[Brady]

The restaurant because he's too peed in their food.

[Brett]

Yeah. But they did.

[John Holmberg]

Pot was washed too. It is what it is.

[Brett]

4, 000 customers got 10 times the price of what they paid that night.

[Brady]

Oh, if they had their receipt.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

If you're going to get a 10x on that, that's pretty good. Wow. I had to pretend to eat Mongolian barbecue for. Was that probably 14. That's $140 I'd have gotten back.

[Dick Toledo]

The only thing I remember that is you teaching me how to cram food.

[Brady]

Oh my God. You've never seen any Harry Potter. Harry Potter didn't. Harry Potter's teachers.

[Brett]

No room for sauce.

[Brady]

Weren't as wizardly as Brady was when he was his. It was the never ending. You got to go to Mongolian barbecue with him.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Yeah. Let's do it.

[Brady]

Don't eat the food.

[Dick Toledo]

Even the cook picks it up and goes, whoa.

[Brady]

Yeah. Yeah. The guy was shocked. They give you a normal human bowl, right?

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Yeah. Like a cereal bowl type thing.

[Brady]

And Brady gets it and he just. Just laughing like he's like he's figured something out. Crack the code. Watch this. And he just starts taking food and smashing it into the bottom of the bowl and making it like paper thin. All of it. And then could you build it yourself? And then you give it to a cook and he pours it out magic sticks. And Brady gives his bowl to the cook and his hand drops like he handed him a bowling ball. The guy goes, wow. Turns it over.

[Brett]

Good bowl.

[Brady]

Brad and Brady's like overflow. He Was excited that his bowl is going to be like a cornucopia of Mongolian.

[Dick Toledo]

The guy had to clean off the whole.

[Brady]

Yeah, it was just for Brady. Good. Two pounds of whatever's in there, at least. And it's like salad mixings. It's just he had so much food in there. And I'm doing it, too, like, oh, it must disappear on the grill or something. No, it grows. It got huge. He needed, like, a plate and a bowl and that. Everybody there was impressed. And then I ate it, and I'm like, what is this? Mongolian barbecue. Oh, God, this is horrible. Yeah, but you got eight pounds of it.

[Brett]

So.

[Brady]

Yeah, he was just happy at volume. It could have been deep fried socks at that point. He just. He'd won something. Yeah. Have him take you to one of those. Method is pure madness.

[Brett]

A new study in South Korea found chewing on pencils can improve your memory and help you focus. People did better on cognitive tests when they were able to chew on a wood suppressor that they gave them. Not sure why it helps, but they think it improves blood flow to your brain and releases antioxidant called gsh. They also tried it with gum. That helped, too. A little bit. Not as much.

[Brady]

There's a. There's a wild group of medical weirdos that think that eating wood chips is great for your body, and they show you how to do it. I've seen it online a bunch of times. They like you pulp wood, and you eat like little. You know, like you're eating sunflower seeds. And if you eat wood, it's supposed to be great for your. I'm not testing this at all. No.

[Brett]

Got this.

[Brady]

Live longer because I ate trees.

[Brett]

Driver in Switzerland was fined nearly $110,000 for driving too close to the vehicle in front of them tailgating. The reason it works this way in Switzerland is your tickets when you're speeding or tailgating are based upon your income. Your income. So this guy was making some dough. He's fighting the $110,000 ticket because. And the reason why they base it on your income, they want you to.

[Brady]

Feel, well, a few years ago, they had that rich guy that was speeding around all the time. He didn't care that the ticket was, like 80 bucks. So it didn't stop him. So they changed some stuff to say, well, if you make this much money, it's now percentage of your income.

[Brett]

Well, the guy fought it in court. The ticket was upheld, but it was suspended. A suspended fine, meaning he won't have to pay the fine, but he cannot Commit any other offense for the next two years. Beating or, you know, that's what insurance.

[Brady]

Is supposed to do.

[Brett]

But he spent 14, 500 bucks fighting it in court.

[Brady]

That sounds smart. It's better than 100 grand.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Brady]

A speeding ticket should just be a speeding ticket. It's. The whole thing is based off of what the city makes off of those things. Not trying to destroy you. And that's what insurance is supposed to do. You get too many of those, they make it so it's too expensive to drive.

[Brett]

I saw this story over the break. This Gemma Hart, she's 45 years old. She was found dead in her home in Swindon, England after a call to the police by the neighbors, which they didn't see. They said, we haven't seen her in a month. She'd been dead for almost three. Or almost a month. They didn't save her.

[Brady]

But makes sense.

[Brett]

Her body was partially eaten by her two dogs. The headline says, hackman's Dogs. Woman's body partially eaten by sausage dogs after lying undiscovered in her home toxin. Yep.

[Brady]

Brady got excited about sausage dogs. Wait, they're fighting back? Not those sausage dogs. Oh, thank God. I gotta be number one on their most wanted list.

[Brett]

And finally, big congratulations goes out to our man, Don Gorski, 71 years old. You might remember, this guy's from Wisconsin, and he's been eating Big Macs.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett]

Since 1972, when we had the first two Big Macs.

[Brady]

Then he'd eat two a day.

[Brett]

Two a day?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

He's been doing it for 53 years. He hit 35,000 on Saturday.

[Brady]

Congratulations. Here's Don and his biggest guy. The dude's hair. I remember he's got Raggedy Andy's hair. He looks. He looks like a person that. He's not big. He's not in great shape, but he's also. He makes love to those hamburgers. There's no woman in his life. Let's just say that. That.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. There's nobody banging.

[Brady]

Nobody's doing that.

[Brett]

I don't have any videos today because I'm phoneless.

[Brady]

Oh, that's right. Brie left his phone at his sex party last night. All right, Bert. It's up to you, then.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Dick Toledo]

You don't grab.

[Brady]

When you grab your keys out of the big bowl.

[Dick Toledo]

You don't grab your phone at the same time.

[Brady]

He left it at somebody's house. I was at me. Yeah, the key party. Oh, the key party. Oh, I see they keep your phone in there, too. I got the that was for filming.

[Dick Toledo]

I thought you weren't allowed.

[Brady]

I'm not going to any key party where they take your phone away. What's my safe word?

[Brett]

There it is. The phone is here.

[Brady]

Oh, my God. You had it dropped off.

[Brett]

Wow, thanks. Holy.

[Brady]

Nice of them, Kurt. Nice job. All right, Brett, you go.

[John Holmberg]

You know, Brady's not gonna do anything. No, we'll just do this one here. Start with this one.

[Brett]

Is that on the beach?

[Brady]

I don't even know what I'm looking at.

[John Holmberg]

I think it's snow.

[Brady]

Oh, some. Is that a butt? Oh, there's a lady with her pants rooster tail. Looks like she's about to poop in the snow. Oh, somebody just comes up with a two by driveway and smashes this person trying to poop in the driveway with a two by four and sends them off into the snow.

[John Holmberg]

Not in my driveway.

[Brady]

Is that Winston?

[Dick Toledo]

Get your ass out of here.

[Brady]

I think that's my friend Winston. Watch this. Well, the one person just walks by the other person look like win. And Winston just smashes that person in the ass.

[John Holmberg]

Man, that was a. That's a big Barry Bond swing.

[Brady]

It's a crack ass off my driveway.

[John Holmberg]

All right, and let's go to this one. This one's called making it rain.

[Brady]

Not that one. Here's another.

[John Holmberg]

That'll be another though.

[Brady]

We're on a patio. Good looking butt peeing out of the side of a car in a parking lot in the rain. Could be a lady boy, but I don't know what's going on there. There's a lot of peace.

[Dick Toledo]

Good stream.

[Brady]

Powerful stream. That person's body is functioning at 100%. You could take out some drywall with that. That's pretty impressive. And it looks pretty good from. From the angle we're looking at this lady with her pants down peeing. She just bent over outside of a Tesla. And.

[John Holmberg]

And. Well, this one was sent in that. Just wondering if. If you can actually do this.

[Brady]

Me?

[John Holmberg]

Yes, you.

[Brady]

Okay. This is a guy. Naked guy. He's got a huge hog. Oh, he's pooping. What the man.

[Brett]

What the hell?

[John Holmberg]

We'll go for an instant.

[Brady]

I didn't even know what was going on. He has. His testicles are in his body bottom.

[Brett]

You gotta do that.

[Brady]

Any poops? He poops. I. I think I can do that. You think so? One more. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, I like that. You know, that's kind of neat. Playing it backwards is even better. Brady. Watch it go backwards. Brady got his phone. He's gone forever now. Watch it go backwards. Watch. Watch this. Brett, push it backwards now. There they go. Right back in. It's kind of neat. I'm pretty sure I can do that. Oh, it's got sound. Oh, sh. Listen to that. Oh, it's in slow mo. That's why it kind of goes weird. Oh, that's gross. You can hear that at home, but that is gross. Oh, Brady's got his videos he wants.

[Brett]

There is one I wanted to show.

[Brady]

All right.

[Brett]

My sister is in Florida right now. Spring breaking, basically.

[Brady]

Sure.

[Brett]

And she sent me this video of her on the beach. There's another woman doing some yoga.

[Brady]

Okay. This is your sister's video.

[Dick Toledo]

You're gonna send it to me.

[Brady]

This is.

[Brett]

I said it.

[Brady]

Can we just watch it on your phone? I guess. You got to put it up on the big screen, man. This is your sister participating in radio videos. This is. The whole Bogan family's getting involved in the show. Do you remember how to text? It's been a while.

[John Holmberg]

My bad. My bad.

[Brady]

What's that?

[Dick Toledo]

There we go.

[Brady]

All right, here we go. Brady's sister's video. Never thought I'd say that.

[Brett]

Jesus, Brady.

[Brady]

Brady's sister's video. Was it long? It's too long.

[Dick Toledo]

It's just a big file.

[Brady]

Oh, well, it's Brady.

[Brett]

Hopefully I got the right one.

[John Holmberg]

It's gonna be a swinger party.

[Brady]

If Brady poops out a set of balls, I'm gonna chop his head off. Yeah, I don't know what. I don't know what's happening. When your sister's down at Florida, just laying on the beach.

[Brett]

Delray Beach. Yeah. She's hanging out the beach, sunning.

[Brady]

All right, there she is.

[Brett]

And she wants this. To me.

[Brady]

It's a lady in the water. Would she have no legs?

[Brett]

Nope, she's. That's why I couldn't figure out, too. She'll zoom in here.

[Brady]

If the lady is sitting in the water.

[Brett]

Random. It's a young lady.

[Brady]

The water's lapping up.

[Brett]

Oh, she's this.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. She's doing handstands and stuff right there on the water.

[John Holmberg]

They showing us a Title nine?

[Brady]

Yeah, this is. This is a Title nine video. He's never good at band.

[Brett]

No, she flip over there.

[Brady]

She kind of just tumbles over. This is an insane person on the beach doing handstands in a th.

[Brett]

A little one last. I don't know if this is a plank or whatever the yoga moves.

[Brady]

I don't think that was a yoga move so much as it was just.

[Brett]

This one is.

[Brady]

Oh, she doing Commentary. Oh, she's doing a. It's very hard to do, by the way.

[Brett]

And I love the couple that walks by at the end.

[Brady]

She looks like she was hot a while ago. It's still good, but it's going the wrong way. Yeah, now she's drunk.

[Brett]

Okay, there we go.

[Brady]

Some old fat Floridian goes by. Very real. Yeah, it's nice. Well, I hope your sister and that lady are very happy together.

[Brett]

He's down there.

[Dick Toledo]

Thank God you got your phone.

[Brady]

That's right. Brady had to get his phone from Ollie in time.

[Brett]

That even more. That was a.

[John Holmberg]

Think what we might have missed.

[Brady]

I mean, how would my day have been complete not having seen that woman do a handstand? Meanwhile, Brett's showing me videos of a guy pooping on his own ball. There's a clear cut winner here. Brett gets three three quarter stars. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Sisters. On the one quarter star, we have a new champion. And there you go, everybody. That is your Brady report, complete with handstands. It's 98k upd.

[Brett]

Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee.

[Brady]

I have heard enough of this.

[John Holmberg]

You're listening to the HMS Podcast, brought to you by mmpguns.com your most trusted online marketplace for firearms, ammunition and ET accessories.

[Brady]

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil.

[John Holmberg]

Sitting right here. Come on.

[Brady]

No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. Seether right there. And CER always reminds me a little of Puddle of Mud. And I have no idea why. There's really no connection, but Puddle of Mud. We're back on west scantlin watch. I don't know if you guys saw that. This weekend he was. He was arrested again or being weird again. He got. He got good for a while there. He was on a. You know, we were all waiting for west to. He was going to die. We were. We were all pretty sure that Wes wasn't going to be around much longer. But he got. You know, he got better, surprisingly lived for a while, and then got back in the news again by being arrested. This time I had a domestic violence thing going on and he's back on drugs. He had a physical altercation with his girlfriend in Torrance, California. And they said. The officers arrived and talked to Wes and his girlfriend, determined they got into a verbal argument at one point, became physical because of Wes. The lady had visible face wounds on her arms as well. Not face wounds on her arms. That doesn't make sense, but you know what I mean. During a search of the person, the cops found a small amount of a controlled substance on Mr. Scanlan that has been announced.

[John Holmberg]

Shocking.

[Brady]

But, you know, he went through that phase where you're like, oh, he's not going to make it. He looks healthy. Like, he looks okay, but he's back on that list. We've been surprised for 15 years that west is still around, but it's back. I'm getting a lot of emails from people who are acting like I may be in on the Gene Hackman thing because of my call out early that the kids had something to do. Will it. The kids will be involved. Any man with a wife 30 years younger and a kid that's younger than.

[Brett]

His new wife and 30 to 60.

[Brady]

Mil on the line, kids are involved in the day death. This guy says, here's the thing I don't get, and this is a great comment, and this is. This is a fantastically salacious, sad story. So knowing that these people were multimillionaires, do you really think they'd ever let deer mice inhabit their home? It's hard to catch Hantavirus. It comes from mouse urine and feces and commonly transmitted through the air. The interesting thing is it can be transmitted by touch. If you touch a contaminated surface and then your eyes or something, you can catch it. Yeah, 40 to 80 million dollars is what's on the line. It may be worth the risk to raise some deer mice with hantavirus and have them wander around the house, let them get in contact with various materials like blankets and stuff like that. I, you know, take a chance giving it to her for that kind of cake. If I was written out of the will, shouldn't wash her hands once. Next thing you know, stepmom's gone, we're all good. Good. I read more and more about hantavirus. Well, it's really hard to get the mice. It's hard for them to get it. It's a specific type of rodent and you have to. I mean, maybe you have them up there a lot. But remember, it was a Native American problem for a while. Like, the Navajo community had a huge, especially in New Mexico, huge problem with the hantavirus that was going around like crazy. And then it seems like they kind of quelled it. Like, pretty hard to catch us if you just kind of keep up with the. They had a pretty nice place. And, you know, not to add more, but it's more fun to do it my way. The lady was 60 something super healthy and taking care of a very compromised man. You'd think she'd be all over cleaning the house, right?

[John Holmberg]

Or they got enough cash, pay somebody to do that.

[Brady]

Well, there was the crazy part was one of the things was, where's Florence at the maid.

[John Holmberg]

She should have been there.

[Brady]

There. The maids were there, you know, the mate. Not while they were dead, obviously, but I mean, the maids, they had maids.

[Brett]

A big enough compound where they wouldn't run into them at.

[Brady]

What, the maids?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

No, no, they had. They didn't live on premises and it wasn't that big of a place where you, you know, somebody else was there. You wouldn't know they were there because they had a.

[Brett]

Didn't they have another gardener or something that cares?

[Brady]

Well, the gardeners were outside. They don't go in, so. I mean, there's plenty of times. Look, I could be dead for 10 weeks and I don't think Al would notice until he didn't get paid. Yeah, Al doesn't poke his head in the windows. If he does, good luck looking at that. You're just gonna see a weird bald guy, maybe with a mask on, beaten off. Don't peek in my house, Al. Hey, John. Bill. Do like. Okay, hang on a second. We take off the VR, but. Yeah. So there's more to this still. I'm not satisfied with the. Oh. Hantavirus. Got her. And she had a very big respiratory issue and all that. Didn't go to the doctor. Thought it would pass. She's going out to, you know, she was at the grocery store a few days before the last time people saw her. Masked up coughing. I'm like, there's a good chance somebody like this guy's right. Like, why not release the deer hound or the deer mice into the house with the. You get a couple hantaviruses in there.

[Brett]

Merry Christmas.

[Brady]

You know, dad's on his last leg, so it's like you're doing him a favor if the more things.

[Brett]

But the thing is on that. Yeah, yeah, I see that. But the timing of that, to have her, you know, go before him.

[Brady]

Well, that's what I'm saying. You give her the hantavirus, but I don't know when. He's not going to make it, especially if she's dead or sick. And then he goes, it's natural that she's, you know, you try to make it so she can't speed track it. It would have been better had everybody in the house got it because then it'll look like they had a problem with Filth and stuff. But nobody said, oh, their house was gross and filthy. Hantavirus is not easy to catch. You have to have quite a lot of rat feces around. So I'm still not done with this one. I'm still not done blaming those Hackman kids. I still think there's something going on here, especially when you start reading about how they, you know, they were written out of the will and, and weren't getting anything. Even if she dies, some of this stuff, most of the stuff's gonna go directly to a charity and they're gonna have to fight it. An awful lot going on there. Also, we mentioned earlier that we haven't had any nominees for s heel of the year. The Frank Caliendo, Nathan Sutherland s heel of the year. They walk amongst us. But we do actually have one shame. I just want to get their names out because they deserve the shame. These people were caught on video pushing a dog out of their vehicle in a street in Arizona here. Where was it? Surprise in surprise. And the footage is heartbreaking. It's a little tiny like terrier dog. And they shared on Facebook the people who filmed it, like they gotta stop this. They got the license plate of the car and everything else. A car slows down, the back door opens and a dog is let out of the car. And a voice in the car says bye bye. There's the video.

[John Holmberg]

You don't hear the bye bye too much because Troy Hayden's talking. Arrests are made following this video. You may have seen it and it's really hard to comprehend. That car you see right there takes that little puppy and throws it out of the car and then drives away. You can even hear the driver saying bye bye. And the puppy even follows it afterwards. Well, surprise police that have arrested the people caught on camera in this red car abandoning that dog. This video was taken Saturday and again the dog's let out and see how it kind of runs after the car. The dog was later taken into the care of animal control. So police were able to identify the people inside the suv. And it's because this home had such a good video camera that they got the license plate, I would imagine. So they say 26 year old Priscilla Galanos, the dog's owner, is now facing a misdemeanor charge of animal cruelty. And 20 year old Logan Gamble facing a misdemeanor charge of conspiracy to commit animal cruelty. So we're following the story. But again, two arrests made after this video.

[Brady]

Absolutely.

[John Holmberg]

Burn them.

[Brady]

Great work. Yeah, burn them. Burn them to the ground. Nothing good comes from these people ever again. There's no way you bring them back to society and they can't apologize all they want. What's the name? What were their names again? Not on the story here, are they?

[John Holmberg]

That should be on Logan.

[Brady]

Well, one was Logan. Yeah. They need their. They need our shame. And I can't find it on the story. I heard Troy say it. Oh, it makes me. It makes me crazy. Shame. Damn it.

[John Holmberg]

They'll find it.

[Brady]

Find their names immediately. But yeah, these people, they're definitely nominees for S heels of the year. And first things first. Never ever allowed to own a pet again. And we need to increase cruelty laws like that. That's just ridiculous. You're adding to the problem. You should have to pay the Humane Society or the pound or someone else. Like they did that thing at the barbecue. 10 times what it's going to cost them to care for that animal. If it's $150 a day pay your fine is a thousand and eleven hundred bucks a day that they have to care for that animal. 11. Every day that passes you have to pay 10 times what it is. And the both of you should.

[John Holmberg]

26 year old Priscilla Gyenos Guy Gallegos.

[Brady]

Close to close.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And gamble. Logan or Logan Gamble.

[Brady]

There you go. You're both s Heel of the year award nominees. Shane and I don't know, it's going to be tough to talk you got. I mean, at least on this show. Exactly. Yeah. I'm the man of the year of all time with pet charities, for crying out loud. I have a. I have an award I was just recently given to hate people like you. That's why they gave it to me. Shame. Because I hate out loud people like you. What were their names again? Maria Gallanos.

[Brett]

Logan Gamble.

[John Holmberg]

Logan Gamble and Priscilla Gano.

[Brady]

Priscilla Gallanos, Priscilla Gallos. Logan Gamble. You've made our list. Never allowed to own a pet again. I don't care that you're 20. This isn't a mistake. This was an intention thing. Nope.

[John Holmberg]

The misdemeanor. Misdemeanor charges.

[Brady]

Misdemeanor charges, felony. You know what's good though is the dog's all right and was taken care of by good people and hopefully moves. I think it got adopted. I'm sure of it. Yeah, A better. A better family. So there you go. We do have nominees finally for the 2025 Frank Caliento, Nathan Sutherland Heel of the year award. They walk amongst this, these two from Surprise, Priscilla and Logan.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's gonna be a tough One to beat.

[Brady]

Wow.

[John Holmberg]

And I hope nobody does.

[Brady]

Me too.

[John Holmberg]

I don't want to shame them for.

[Brady]

The rest of the year and forever and ever. They'll be known as the, you know, Nathan Sutherland and Paul Manchaka and Pearl in paradise and know all their names. That weird dude that was humping that dead old lady? He was last year's.

[John Holmberg]

Did he win or was he honorable mention?

[Brady]

Look, last year we had had one. We had a lot, so. And then this year we've got two because we've got the kid from the Phoenix Open and then these people. But he did damage to himself. His first name again, like Bruni. It's the stupidest name ever.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

What is his name? Bretbert. Bretbert. Bretbert Breitburg or something. Brentford or something like that. That's his first name. Name is what I call. Anyway, so there you go. We got a what would Brady do? Coming up in just moments. If you know those people, by all means shame them. Throw tomatoes at their home. Today it's 98.

[Brett]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee.

[Brady]

I have heard enough of this.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

Morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil.

[John Holmberg]

Sitting right here.

[Brady]

Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. It is time now for the most moral man in all of Phoenix to fix your problems. It's called what would Brady Do? And Brady has had a big week off of morality and such. Going to Tyler the creator with his daughter and making sure she stays moral too. As horrible as it was, it's a nice thing to do to make sure his daughter he clearly doesn't trust at all didn't do anything stupid that teenagers tend to do, which is sex, drugs and weed and all that other stuff. Good job, Brady. We give you a little heat about it. But when Kirby to stand straight now, you got to stand by her all the time and helicopter over her constantly until she finally rebels with a heroin problem like most kids. Tyler the Creator. Did she get. She got a Tyler the Creator shirt.

[Brett]

Yeah, Pink and green. He's got. You know they have a pop up store too that was. It's Golf. It's called the Golf stores.

[Brady]

Wears a lot of the.

[Brett]

It does. And I like that line. Was longer than a Disney ride.

[Brady]

Hmm. I'm glad you had fun. Now let's straighten up everyone else's life so they can all go to Tyler the creator with their daughters against their will. Get all those other parents now in Gilbert, when the Kendrick Lamar thing pops up. Are you on? Are you going to do it again? That's how you know your neighbors disrespect.

[Brett]

As of right now, I don't think I'm on the line on this.

[Brady]

As of right now you are. No, you are a hard no. Don't ask me. I've already done it. If you even think that you're back in the kitty, you're back of the line, man. It's somebody else's his problem.

[Brett]

I'm not worried about it.

[Brady]

He's going to Kendrick lamar, Brett.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, 100%. There's no way Kendrick and S. All.

[Brady]

These other people are going to be like, I'm not going to that. You go, well, Ronnie says Kirby can't go unless an adult goes. Well, I guess you should go then cuz I'm not. And all the rest of them will put their foot down and you'll be standing there at Kendrick Lamar again. I'd go see Sizza. Yeah, I like Sza. I don't mind Kendrick, but I like.

[Brett]

They will go to both.

[Brady]

Huh? It's the same show.

[John Holmberg]

Same show, dude.

[Brett]

Oh, it is.

[John Holmberg]

He's so street, man.

[Brady]

You have to.

[John Holmberg]

We need to go to this just to watch. I just remember I would go just to watch.

[Brett]

I remember scrolling the Kendrick Lamar, you know, in the air. I didn't. I didn't.

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I probably did. You're just. Yeah, you're going to end up at that. None of those parents are even like, I'm not doing that. No. I guess our kids don't go. And then Kirby would be like, but dad, I have to go to this. It's important.

[Brett]

Well, it's a bucket list.

[Brady]

Kirby asks Kirby Getz.

[Brett]

So I'll go to that too.

[John Holmberg]

Parents are all like, oh, it's like. It's like the Life commercials.

[Brady]

Yeah, Mikey will do it. By the way, great idea sent over to us is that we start a KUPD thing for the. What are their names again? Dylan. Logan. Logan. Yeah, Logan and Priscilla Gallegos. Either way, Logan Gamble and Priscilla, the. The SEAL nominees. We start a KUPD thing where we bag up all of our dog's poop and we take it to their house and we have a fun thing opening our door and chucking it onto their lawn going bye bye. Like they did to the dog and make it so they constantly have our Dog feces to throw. We only did it once. Sorry, Logan. It's gonna live with you forever. Logan Dylan.

[Brett]

Gamble.

[Brady]

Gamble. I hate those two. What would Brady do? Is brought to you by our friends at MMP Guns right there in Mo Money Pond. So nice little TV hit for them over the break that they had a nice thing going on that Arizona Lifestyles went through their store and showed everything. It looked great. So good on you. MMP Guns right there inside Mo Money Pond at 12th street and Indian School. If you want to get in on this deal, they've got their gun assembly classes. They've got AR15s and Glocks. You can go build one. One. It's a lot cheaper if you build your own. Plus, you learn all about them while you go from the experts that help you with that entire deal. Brett's done it. I want to do it. I just haven't. But, yeah, you got to get over there. Mo Money pawn is on 12th street in Indian School. MMP guns right there inside. Tell Byron we said happy birthday.

[John Holmberg]

Here's another special going on again.

[Brady]

Big birthday special.

[John Holmberg]

That guy.

[Brady]

Always. Freddie, are you ready?

[Brett]

Ready.

[Brady]

All right, let's see what we got here. There's some good ones I fished through this morning. Let's start with this one. This one's crazy. Dear Brady, my wife has a huge set of cans and she just said the other day she's done with them. Well, I'm not. And by the way, breast reduction surgery is not cheap. She has no medical reason to do it, so it's gonna cost us. She wants to go back to her original AA cans. Oh, man. I told her they've been stretched out so long, it's not gonna look good. She's 46 and she said, it doesn't matter. Being a sexy person isn't about your breasts anyway. It's about personality. So I told her. I'm like, I don't remember Playboy taking pictures of people's personalities. It's a good line when she says, that's cause they're 22. They don't have personalities yet. Well, why can't you have both? Isn't it great to have big boobs and develop a personality? She said she's out of the age where dressing sexy is appropriate at all. That's for young people. I'm not sure what's going on here. Help, Kyle. Wife's gonna drain her boobs back to double A's for no medical purpose whatsoever just to piss Kyle off.

[Brett]

Sorry you've lost that battle.

[Brady]

You think?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett]

You can't tap that when that mind goes. You know, when they make up their mind on something or they don't feel good about themselves.

[Brady]

Right. How are you gonna feel better without cans I again?

[Brett]

You know and doesn't. I guess we'd only know if you were carrying him for so long.

[Brady]

I have an idea. Tell her that working hard at a job is for young people and you're not going to do it anymore.

[John Holmberg]

Selfish broad. She doesn't care about him.

[Brady]

That's exactly right.

[John Holmberg]

You know.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

His feelings.

[Brady]

You take away what she likes. Right. Which is you working all the time.

[John Holmberg]

It's unbelievable.

[Brett]

Can you just, you know, just do one?

[Brady]

Yeah. Can I put one on your back or something?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Can I build like a little something to me? Yeah. Compromise. This one's for me. Yeah. Just tell her. You know what? I think you're right. I don't know how old you are, but if she's 46, you're probably about the same. Just go. I'm tired of working. That's for. That's a young man's game. I'm not doing that anymore. I don't feel like I might. I should. My personality should get me through the day. You go work.

[John Holmberg]

Damn right.

[Brady]

And I'll put a set of cans in. Me and you go work and we'll. We'll switch roles. That's just awful. Basically saying, eh, you're gonna live without these for good. I'm not gonna try anymore.

[John Holmberg]

I wonder if he met her with the cans or they were added on later.

[Brady]

Did he add them on? Right. He should have a say.

[John Holmberg]

He paid for him.

[Brady]

Maybe it might.

[Brett]

She paid my up.

[Brady]

Look, she's got a right to do.

[Brett]

It, you know, because you know she's probably making that decision because they're probably either need to redo them.

[John Holmberg]

I'm sure Kyle would be more than willing to kick in on. What are you doing?

[Brady]

You got to kick in for pulling them out, Right.

[Brett]

You think that'd be cheaper for somebody?

[Brady]

It probably is cheaper. I would assume it is cheaper to get.

[John Holmberg]

Pulling out.

[Brady]

Yeah. Pulling them out rather than putting them.

[John Holmberg]

In and just stuff some more stuff in there.

[Brady]

That's what I'm saying. While the holes there. Put a new batch in.

[Brett]

Go to Home Depot, get some silicone.

[Brady]

How about compromise? He did say yeah, get a caulk gun.

[John Holmberg]

Get a Maryville this kid job or what?

[Brady]

We'll DIY this. I watch botched. Plenty of people do it and it lasts for a few years. How about we compromise? You did say she had huge cans. She wants to go to Double A's. I didn't know. I thought that was a battery. I don't even know what double. How do you almost be a B?

[Brett]

Is that inverted?

[Brady]

No, I think it's an A with a little, like, A on top of it. It's like salsa on eggs. Just a little layer of something. But it's not quite to be standards. I don't know what a double A is. I. I thought that Duracell had to be written on that. But you tell her, you know, you used to have huge cans. You go into Double A. How about a nice pouty bee? That way you don't have to be all sexy, but you still kind of. I'm. You know. Is it just about that to you? Well, yeah, a little bit. I kind of like boobs. And you're taking those away.

[John Holmberg]

Men are visual.

[Brett]

You just don't want it to, you know. You don't want your wife to turn into a dude dude. A dude chest.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe she wants to go to Title nine.

[Brady]

Well, I mean, medically, if she's got problems, yeah, she's got to go, dude.

[Brett]

It's like one thing.

[Brady]

Then you stand by her because it's like, I'm. But if she's just doing it to be mean to you, it's like, I really like your boobs. Can't you keep them? Nope. They're going down to sloppy empty water balloons. Former Double A's. Back to my double A's. You won't love me anymore, Dude Chest. Kind of sounds like this personality you're bragging about sucks because now you got dude chest.

[John Holmberg]

And if she wants. If she wants a Subaru for her new car, then just.

[Brady]

Just leave.

[John Holmberg]

You're done. You know what?

[Brett]

I don't want to listen. I'm going to Title nine.

[Brady]

I'm getting a drink.

[John Holmberg]

That's what's gonna happen if it's dude.

[Brett]

Chest with a fast back. Oh, trouble.

[Brady]

It's my wife right over there. What's her name? They call her dude Chest. Didn't she used to have huge cans? Yep. Then she went dude chest. Oh, my God.

[John Holmberg]

His wife wants to look like Taylor Swift now. Great.

[Brady]

She's still gonna want half.

[John Holmberg]

Terrible.

[Brady]

Brady's, right? If she still wants half in the divorce, you still want half. She has to keep one. Or at least cut him in half.

[Brett]

You can't now you got the unicorn.

[Brady]

You can't go scorched earth. You go from D's to double A's. That's too fast.

[Brett]

Yeah, that's way too many.

[Brady]

You're gonna get. What do they get?

[Brett]

That too many letters in the Alphabet when you.

[Brady]

When you go down underwater too quick, you end up with that.

[Brett]

Bends.

[Brady]

Yeah, you get the bends. If your wife goes from D's to double plays. It's too much. You gotta scale back.

[John Holmberg]

You go one cup size. All right, we'll go with C's. That's, that's. That's my final offer.

[Brady]

Depending on how big she went. Double A. I don't know what that is. MCO all the way up to whatever she is. Cut it in half.

[Brett]

Yeah, man. I mean, because if she went up there, I don't think you could go four sizes, could you?

[Brady]

Sure, you can stretch them out. If she's a D, she might be a little thick. If she's a dude and she wants to go double A, the compromise is B and be willing to pay for that. Boy, that sounds like a rough one. I don't want to be sexy anymore. I'm not gonna try for you.

[Brett]

You're gross.

[Brady]

Here's the next one.

[Brett]

He was with her for a while, huh?

[Brady]

There's triple A breast. Apparently that's where they come over and help you change tires.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Brett]

You'll get a toe.

[Brady]

Here's a double A dude chest.

[Brett]

Okay, that's double.

[John Holmberg]

A little bubble there.

[Brady]

That's not terrible. Well, the bras.

[John Holmberg]

I think the bra is helping a lot.

[Brady]

Quite a bit. I don't even know how the bra is helping, to be honest with you. Their chest, like what even wearing a bra for? Put a couple band aids over them in case you get cold. And what are you supporting? You're doing it just because it's a girl thing to do. That's like me wearing a rubber all day long just in case. I'm like, no, you don't need it. You never know. You don't need it. Dear Brady, in all fairness, I'll start this by saying my kids are assholes. My wife and I split up two years ago and it's made our kids spoiled, messed up little dicks. We talk about it quite a bit. They're seven and five years old and the two of them single handedly destroyed my ex wife's sister's wedding. Right in the middle of the ceremony, they both took off running, knocked over that table that holds the candle in that sand aquarium in the.

[Brett]

In the unity.

[Brady]

Unity. The unity table. If there's a candle and sand, that's a lot of unifying. As no one said Anything. But I feel I need to make good on this, and I just don't know how. They're not asking for anything. They haven't said a word. But I'm still embarrassed. What should I send them? Or what should I do to make this rough? Right? Beyond just saying I'm sorry, which they didn't seem to care about. Kevin.

[Brett]

Oh, I'm. I mean, seven and five. That's gonna happen.

[Brady]

I mean, no, it's not.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I mean, not if you control your kids. 7 and 5 is too old to go running wild during a wedding and knock a whole table over.

[Brett]

That's got a little out of hand.

[Brady]

That's a slingshot.

[Brett]

I don't know. I mean, to apologize for them doing that. I guess if it cost anything, I'm picking up any.

[Brady]

You want it damages. It's beyond the cost.

[Brett]

That's. You can't repair that.

[Brady]

I mean, but it's a gesture.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You wrecked their wedding. I mean, you did give him a good story.

[Brett]

Another wedding.

[Brady]

You got to get him something, Brady. You got to dig into that pocket of yours.

[John Holmberg]

He's still waiting for the six months. Can't get that present too soon.

[Brett]

Great point, Brett. Maybe at least six months on that.

[Brady]

I think it was a sign.

[Brett]

God, hang in. You try to unity, I'm getting you something really nice.

[Brady]

You tried to do unity dirt, and it got broken because God doesn't think your union is worth anything.

[Brett]

My kids, what you do?

[Brady]

Sent by the Lord.

[Brett]

You tell them one of. If you could do me a favor, I'm going out of town. Could you wash the kids for the weekend?

[Brady]

Well, that's a good gift because that'll keep them. That dude will get a vasectomy in two days. You got to get them something.

[Brett]

You got to get him something. Yeah, step it up a little. Little bit.

[Brady]

Maybe a. A little staycation. Well, they're going on a honeymoon or something. I don't know. Maybe not a trip. You got to get them something good, and it can't be like a cruddy present. Like, you get them, like, go to the Hermosa or Mountain Shadows or Monte Lucia. Get them a weekend. You don't think so? No. Why not?

[John Holmberg]

They let you bring kids at a wedding.

[Brady]

That's a good point.

[John Holmberg]

See, that's. That's their mistake. That's on them.

[Brady]

He makes a good point.

[Brett]

I like this.

[Brady]

But that's their. That's their little nephews.

[John Holmberg]

Doesn't matter. I'm with no kids at weddings. Weddings.

[Brady]

Brett goes to a lot of weddings. Do they have a lot of them that are kid free?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, there are a lot more. Yeah.

[Brett]

Okay, sure. Because he, you know, you're talking about this. Yeah, well, this and 100 bucks a plate, right?

[John Holmberg]

And then the parents got to leave early because little jerks got to go to bed or whatever, you know. Come on. No. You don't bring kids to weddings.

[Brady]

They're naming kids little jerks.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, they should be.

[Brady]

God, if I had a kid. He opened up for Tyler. The creator might be his name. This is my son. I want to be a rapper. Little jerk. What a jerk. You just got to get him something nice. Brett says Brady's gonna go your way. Yeah, he's gonna go. He should. You're going full Netanyahu.

[Brett]

You would.

[Brady]

I would not get.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, no.

[Brett]

I'm apologizing. I'd give them something.

[John Holmberg]

Should have known better.

[Brady]

Yeah. I do agree, though. That's a life lesson. Your next wedding. Don't have kids.

[Brett]

But it happens.

[Brady]

This. Oh, man. Toledo's bringing me all the updates on cup sizes. Bra size is determined by the difference between bust and under bust measurements. A AAA cup indicates that the bust is. And under bust measurements are the same or close. Bra cup sizes generally progress as follows. Aaa. So it's like baseball in reverse.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, okay.

[Brett]

So triple A is.

[Brady]

AAA is smaller than a double A and an A.

[John Holmberg]

So triple A's like Brady said, inverted or what?

[Brady]

Might be invert a. Triple A might.

[Brett]

That doesn't do the other way.

[Brady]

I don't think you have ribs. I think you're a jellyfish.

[Brett]

But isn't triple D like.

[Brady]

That's what it says. It goes, triple A, double A, A, B, C, D, double D, and so on. So as it progresses, they add letters, and as it starts, there's less letters. Oh, God. Avat brought his kid.

[John Holmberg]

Does it take your kid to work day?

[Brady]

There's kids coming in the building. We gotta go. That's it. Show's over. Show's over. There's a child, and it's redheaded.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe he went to the wedding this weekend.

[Brady]

Boy, maybe that's the one. It's not even allowed in school.

[Brett]

That could be his dwarf wife.

[Brady]

Oh, man. Maybe. Maybe AED's got secrets. Finally. And this is a good one, too. The guy I work with, we ride together and do deliveries all day. Just told me a story. I don't know I can get over. He's 56. So we've been talking lately. I'm like, how come you're 56 and still doing the same Job I am because I'm only 30 and he's been pretty cool. He laughs about it. I actually like him. He finally opened up and he is a rough 56 by the way. For the last 19 years, up until last April, he was in jail for drugs and as he said to me, other stuff. Well, I got curious over the weekend and googled other stuff. Dude had a 14 year old in his car and was driving her around over state lines loading her up with drugs and has a couple of charges that were kind of ambiguous sexual in nature but they said it was solicitation and alluring. I don't even know what that is. He was in Colorado when they got him and he's not with me this week and he listens to country so I'm safe talking about it. What the f do I do? Do I tell my boss to get him out of my truck? Big problem is he's a really hard worker and he's the best partner I've had in years. But I don't like him anymore. Have I found this out and he hasn't said a word. James, names.

[Brett]

You're not 14, you have nothing to worry about.

[Brady]

He's toting miners around. What if he brings one with him one day and you think it's like a bad well then you know, nobody ever suspects. Oh, he's got a hostage like that. You assume it's his daughter.

[Brett]

Good worker, really good work, strong worker.

[Brady]

But you just found out that because human trafficking a teenager 20 years ago.

[John Holmberg]

Oh man.

[Brett]

And he did.

[Brady]

And he did something.

[Brett]

19 years.

[Brady]

He said just on the Google search there was something him.

[Brett]

So that would put him at. You saying he's 56.

[Brady]

It's 20 years ago. 34. Jeez. He's got some 14 year old broad in the car knocking down mailboxes. Little creepy hard worker crapped with this guy.

[Brett]

Hard worker.

[Brady]

What do you weigh more a dude that's going to do most of the work all day cuz he skill. You know what you could do? Start using it against him. Just go, hey man, man, I know what you did and I'm not lifting up.

[Brett]

How long have they been together?

[Brady]

Who? These two?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I don't know. A few months. He got out last April, so not that long.

[Brett]

I mean the fact that he's giving him a chance and maybe he is.

[Brady]

Like I just found out though.

[Brett]

56. I'm not doing that anymore.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's just his partner. It's not like he's not the boss. He can't.

[Brady]

No. Can't do anything. He's got to go to the boss and say, I want this guy out of my truck. I just found out he was a child trafficker or sex crimes and stuff. Are you supposed to tell everybody that?

[Brett]

Maybe the boss knows it, get over it.

[Brady]

Aren't you supposed to tell everybody that?

[Brett]

Yeah, if you're registered, you're supposed to. Yeah, they have to know that in the hiring process.

[Brady]

Well, beyond that, doesn't the dude that's in the car with you have to know that? I don't know the rules on that. You think he'd have to tell you and if he didn't, you tell the boss, go, hey, just thanks for sticking me in the car with a. A kitty diddler. Yeah, I don't know.

[Brett]

I don't know. I mean, it goes back and saying, you know, is it. Do you think it is always there? I know that's the argument, that it's not a correctable.

[Brady]

Well, I don't care if it's correctable or not. Or like you run the risk of running into people that aren't going to forgive you for it.

[Brett]

If he's not going to be able to, you know, talk to the boss.

[Brady]

Then yeah, I would go to the boss too. Go ahead. I'm not sure I'm comfortable with.

[Brett]

Tell him and that guy gets fired and then you're dead a week later.

[Brady]

That's the other thing. If you get. Yeah, there, you just deal with it. Brady's right. That guy's gonna kill you. Or next thing you know, you're gonna be in a trunk with a teenager driving all over Colorado getting sold. Yeah, he's a hard worker. If he doesn't seem to like, get too nervous around bus stops and stuff. Just keep him away from schools around 3:00.

[Brett]

He's a legend. He's Warren Jeffs.

[Brady]

I mean, he's Warren's totem produce or whatever. You guys are delivering good luck. Yikes. I've known Brady for a long time. If I found out he diddled kids right before this show started, you'd be fired. Now it's just a thing. You can't do that. No kid diddling. That's a rule. They made a law about it, in fact. And you have to ask him. I guess you'd have to. What I would do is just go and go, hey, man, I googled you. I'm sorry, I feel weird. What did you do exactly? So I can be more comfortable with. With this because you didn't tell me the whole story and Maybe just confront him before you go to the boss and get him canned. Like Brady said, once a guy gets canned, your kids are going to get kidnapped. Yeah, don't set him off. Yikes. What a mess.

[John Holmberg]

Or you just find out and tell him you. You don't want to take your kid to a Taylor Swift concert if he offers, and then, you know.

[Brady]

Guilty. By the way, did you see this weekend that they had a Taylor Swift festival at the football stadium? And I thought, oh, is she back in town here? No, it was the anniversary of when she started her tour.

[Brett]

Taycom. They had Tay.

[Brady]

Taycon. It's real. There were people crawling over the head of the foot. They couldn't even have it up.

[Brett]

Yes, and it was packed.

[Brady]

It was for the football stadium. They anticipated at least 40,000 people. What? Just to go where? She was to start off the ERAS tour, because it kicked off here. Was it like a year ago? I guess it was like an anniversary.

[Brett]

Was that guy there?

[Brady]

Yeah. Oh, he was there. The biggest binoculars you've ever seen. Just in the back going, 2222.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's a good idea. Ask him what he did this weekend.

[Brady]

Yeah, if he was there, he's been off.

[John Holmberg]

He was there. Yeah.

[Brady]

I got a little project I'm gonna work on this weekend out by the football stadium. It's take on. Yeah, talk to that guy a little bit. There you go. That's what Brady did. And some of that stuff is just illegal and wrong, and Brady can't fix it.

[Brett]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership.

[Brady]

I have heard enough of this.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

Morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil.

[John Holmberg]

Sitting right here.

[Brady]

Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. I have to tell you, I have. I forgot to mention that I am an official, proud member. Now, Brett, I don't know if you're in this yet, but you got to get in on this. I signed up, and I'm now paying monthly fees for the aarp.

[John Holmberg]

I keep getting the letters, but.

[Brady]

And here's why. I just got a new phone, because my phone finally took a dump. So I went down to get a new phone, and I. I'm sitting there and she. She. I almost got mad. The girl's like, are you a member of aarp? I'm like, hey, what do you think I'm like, jesus Christ, she's right. I could be. I didn't even think about it. Are you looking at me thinking I'm like, oh, my God, I'm in. She goes, it saves you 40 bucks a month. What? Like what?

[John Holmberg]

All right, now I'm signing up.

[Brady]

Immediately signed up. And all I had to do was show them that I signed up and turned the. The digital card over. All right. I just have to prove it that I actually paid for it later. Got 14 days. I'm already done. I'm going in there later today. I'm in. What?

[Brett]

55 bucks a year or something?

[Brady]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

I'll find out.

[Brady]

40 bucks a month off your phone bill. It pays for itself. Like, that's phenomenal. I had no idea. What kind of. What have I been missing out on?

[Brett]

You're gonna dance all over that jitterbug.

[Brady]

I'm gonna be those big numbered phones that I have now with the screen so my grandkid could tell me we played the same position in baseball, only mine was in black and white.

[John Holmberg]

Standard annual membership, 20 bucks per year.

[Brady]

$20 a year.

[Brett]

20 bucks.

[Brady]

So worth it.

[John Holmberg]

First year with automatic renewal. 15 multi year savings, 5 years, 63 bucks. There you go.

[Brady]

Yeah. Sign up.

[John Holmberg]

Brad, I'm going to think you got.

[Brady]

A better deal than I did.

[Brett]

I did it for a year.

[Brady]

You're not in anymore. Too expensive.

[Brett]

Gifts get better.

[Brady]

You need an AARP for. Aarp.

[Brett]

I got a duffel bag.

[Brady]

Brady wants a discount from another retired people's thing. Yeah, hit me. Hit me like a ton of bricks when the girl goes, are you a member? And actually she was nice because afterwards she said, I would have never guessed. And I'm like, oh. And I don't know if that means I don't know that you look old enough or I would have assumed you've been member for years. I'm not sure where else. I also had a thing at the spring training game where I got into one of those deals where you're trying to walk by somebody and you do that little dance where you both go, oh. And I start laughing.

[Brett]

Had it twice this week.

[Brady]

Okay, so I had this. I'm going into the bathroom and she's coming out of the ladies room, going into the men's room. Ah, we're dancing. And then she goes, ugh, ugly. And then just walked away. It happens to me all the time. People have no fear here to look me in the eyes, call me ugly. It happens all the time. I couldn't Believe it. Yeah, I was joking. I was.

[Brett]

I don't believe.

[Brady]

Don't believe it. You'll be with me one day. It's happening so often now. She was so fed up that I. All I did was, oh, jeeps were. I think she thought I was doing it on purpose, but I literally. Ah. Sorry. And my girl, we're dancing.

[Brett]

Dancing. Not with you, ugly.

[Brady]

Her face just hated me. And she was nothing to write home about it, but I wouldn't have said it to her. Move, ugly. Like, I'd have been arrested. Happens to me a lot. It's far too often. But I'm getting used to it, which is worse.

[John Holmberg]

I have some good deals here.

[Brady]

Yeah, I gotta get on this.

[Brett]

I was told yesterday at Safeway that you're over 50. Yeah. The first Wednesday of every month, you get another 10% off.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, fries does that, too. I don't know what day it is, but I've went in there, unfortunately, I went in there on that day.

[Brady]

Whoa. It's not good.

[John Holmberg]

Night of the Living Dead. Walking around in there, getting run over by rascals and everything.

[Brady]

Oh, I gotta remember now, Brady's gonna be in there. It's the Clown prince of the elderly. Step aside. Suicide there, chief. I gotta grab Q tips and accidentally grabbed your wig. It's 950. There you go. Yeah. Proud member of the Aaron. I don't know if that's a thing. We got the entertainment drill coming up next. That's 98.

[Brett]

Hear the words you say sometimes. I mean, who talks like that?

[Brady]

98. KUPD, Holmberg's morning sickness. Speaking of older, the ARP thing was at AT&T. People are asking, where'd you get that deal? All right, you get it. People get nervous about that stuff. Talking about, I. I'm not crazy. I had no idea. I just don't think of myself that way. Like I'm qualified for more than qualified for it. All you got to do is live a certain amount of time. There's no, like, test or anything. Just. Are you breathing? Yeah. You're qualified. Here's some discounts. And I don't get it. Like, Brady even said he looked into a movie deal. You get. You pay him, like, 50 bucks, you get movies forever or something like that. Like, they have some sort of discount.

[Brett]

Movie do that to get people back in the movies.

[Brady]

Because old people, they're not going to movies because of the movies. Movies. That's the problem. You ask anybody in their 60s and 70s. If I give you all free movies, would you go, no, just blow Them UPS and nudity. They don't like anything and they're not wrong. And by the way, to prove that I'm completely a member of aarp, the shirt I'm wearing today is one of six different shirts that I have that look just like this now that were delivered on Friday. Because I like shirts with numbers on them. And I was always in like any sports league I was in. I always tried to be number 10. I like, it was Dave Kingman. It was my thing. So I like, as a kid, I'd write 10 on T shirts. I was like. So I found him, like this shirt had a number 10 on it. I'm like, oh, that's cool. And then I saw that there was a whole line of shirts with number 10 on them. So I started to look and every time I'd click on it, evidently I was putting it in the basket. And then I went to buy new phone cords for my new phones that are much better priced now thanks to my agent page. And. But they made you change cords. So I got. I ordered some long cords and I put them in there and I hit buy. And I didn't really pay attention to it. I just double clicked the Apple pay and it's gone. And then shirts started to show up like every day.

[John Holmberg]

Here we go again.

[Brett]

Membership members.

[Brady]

Yeah. No, because I had them in the cart.

[Brett]

Oh.

[Brady]

So as I was clicking on them, they're going right into the Amazon cart. And then I'm like, I got to get these cords. Quantity too. I paid attention to that. Click, double click. Didn't look at how much it cost. And now I've got like five shirts with number 10 on. I'll be wearing those. There is no returning my mistakes until I learn my lesson. Check the cart. I do it constantly.

[John Holmberg]

There's all your discounts here for a.

[Brady]

Don't do this now.

[John Holmberg]

I'm just trying to get up, man.

[Brady]

Hook me up.

[John Holmberg]

Get some use out of that membership.

[Brady]

Look you. You're breathing the same air as many.

[John Holmberg]

I'm ready to go.

[Brady]

Get in there.

[John Holmberg]

I'm gonna sign up tonight.

[Brady]

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[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady]

Need to hack that through. You don't need a machete at all. If you get a machete here in this state, this city, at least. Least you have to know good eventually with that machete, it might start off as a decent. Like the Internet started off as a pretty decent idea. Then it just went haywire. Machete attacks. We practice that. It's crazy. And there's a way around it. Most people chase the blade. You get your hand chopped right off. They'll teach you. And it's weird to think about it probably won't happen to you, but what if have something in your back pocket to go. All right, I'm getting hell out of here. But if this guy comes at me, I'll know kind of what to do in this situation. Just be a little bit more prepared for when the world goes pear shaped. It's pretty good. 199 bucks for two months personal training. You're not getting this anywhere else. All you got to do is go to reactdefense.com it's the home of Tactical Black Brady Entertainment.

[Brett]

Great news for Doris fans.

[Brady]

Who?

[Brett]

Doris Doors fans. Jim Morrison is still alive. He's been hiding out in Syracuse, New York as a maintenance worker named Frank.

[Brady]

Let's kill him again. What?

[Brett]

Before the end. Searching for Jim Morrison is on Apple tv. Plus right now, it's been airing since January. The movie claims Morrison faked his death.

[Brady]

Good.

[Brett]

Went into hiding eventually meeting this guy Frank and assuming his identity.

[Brady]

It's like Don Draper.

[Brett]

Yeah, did even has a scar on his nose where Morrison had a mole. Had that removed. In the movie, the filmmaker shows a picture of Frank to two of Morrison's ex girlfriends and they burst into tears.

[Brady]

Because they're hippie weirdos who believe anything stupid. They thought the Doors were good. They're wrong about a lot. Ugh, the Doors. The best thing if he did fake his death, he walked away from writing more crappy songs, so I can thank him for that. That's the best thing Jim Morrison ever did was pretend he he wasn't alive anymore so we didn't have to hear from him.

[Brett]

Here's a rundown of so that have been used the most in TV and movies. Top five coming in at number five. Fade into you, Mazzy Star, 41. Film and TV appearances.

[Brady]

Really is.

[Dick Toledo]

Steelers wheel on there.

[Brady]

That's a good one.

[Brett]

It's a good guess. It is not in the top ten. Number ten would be Escape the Pina Colada song. Rupert Holmes. 36 film and TV appearance appearances. Okay, number four. Fix you. Coldplay. 42 film and TV appearances.

[Brady]

We'll fix you.

[Brett]

Number three. At last, Etta James. That's 49 film and TV appearances. Number two. Push it. Salt and pepper.

[Brady]

50.

[Dick Toledo]

Come on, vanilla.

[Brady]

You just got back from Tyler the creator, and you throw salt.

[John Holmberg]

Food. It's a. It's a group.

[Brett]

I am so condiment.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Number two. Push it. Salt and pepper.

[Brady]

That's right.

[John Holmberg]

Now he street.

[Brady]

Salt. Pepper.

[Brett]

Say pepper.

[Brady]

No, you didn't. You said pepper. You went hard R. You went a hard R. Went hard R on pepper.

[Brett]

That's exactly what I said.

[Brady]

We know you said. Oh, I thought you said.

[Brett]

I didn't say to myself. I did say.

[Brady]

That's right, you did. Well, we'll catch you on that. You don't have to tell us, Brady. We're all over.

[Brett]

You have to tell me again.

[Brady]

No, we didn't.

[Brett]

Number one.

[Brady]

You're about to get hard. Hard.

[Brett]

This is how we do it. Montel Jordan, 52. That can't be the most TV appearances.

[Brady]

I know.

[John Holmberg]

It's on commercials for a while. The general commercials.

[Brett]

Tub thumping. 39 film and TV appearances. Walking on sunshine.

[Brady]

Katrina and the waves.

[Brett]

Yep, 38 times.

[Dick Toledo]

That's because they're in those art houses.

[Brett]

Let's get it on. Marvin Gay.

[Brady]

Yeah, probably like comedies. That fits. Comedies and sexy movies and. That's weird.

[Brett]

I know you're not excited about this. Ted Lasso's coming back for fourth season.

[Brady]

Shouldn't have done the last season. Last season was horrible.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man. Here's all the sun. Oh, here's all the movies, things that it was in.

[Brady]

It's. This is how we do it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Is it all like Tyler Perry's movies?

[John Holmberg]

No, it's a. It's a lot of like. Here, I'll pull up the Lister. Just crap like Deadpool and Wolverine.

[Brady]

Okay. The Drop. Love Struck High. Young Rock. Oh, that's a yellow jacket.

[John Holmberg]

See the masked singer. That shouldn't count. That wasn't him.

[Brady]

Well, if that's the case, then Etta James. They sing at last about 40 times in the auditions.

[Brett]

Yeah, and they double dipped on Love Island.

[Brady]

Yeah, Love island gets that twice.

[John Holmberg]

Mike and Dave need wedding dates. That was a memorable.

[Brady]

Remember that? Yeah. You remember that? Oh, yeah, I do.

[John Holmberg]

Do you really?

[Brady]

That was the guy from Workaholics and Adam, the girl from Parks and Rec was in it.

[Brett]

Adam Levine. No, no, that's divine.

[Brady]

That's right. Adam Devine. That's the guy.

[John Holmberg]

Pitch perfect too.

[Brady]

All right. That's weird that they're all in there anyway. I would have never guessed the Cleveland Show. That's a great show. I missed that one.

[Brett]

Oi. Sunny eight Mile.

[Brady]

That's actually in some good South Park. It's in some real. The Nutty Professor, King of the Hill. Like this is in good movies and Saturday Night Live. It doesn't count because it's a live performance. That's it. Let's get the hell out of here, shall we? We're all done. It's Monday. Back at the books. Happy St. Patrick's Day. Avoid that garbage food, please. For God's sakes, if there's anything you.

[John Holmberg]

Do today, watch out for Mick hats too. Anybody in a Ladies, Mick hats are out.

[Brady]

Anybody in a Mick hat is going to throw up on you today. If they're. If they're willing to go out in public in the Mick hat, they're gonna puke. You don't know what you're talking about. They're already yelling at me. It's not even 10:30 and they're already upset. She's talking about Mick hats. Fire. I go down there and fight it myself.

[Brett]

Get your shamrock shake.

[Brady]

Yeah. Go to McDonald's, grab a shamrock shake, celebrate the proper way and stay away from Mick hats and puke.

[Dick Toledo]

Was today the last day?

[John Holmberg]

Today is probably.

[Brady]

If they drag it out a little bit after.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, do they?

[Brady]

Okay. Nothing better than the vomit of Guinness. Corned beef and cabbage and a little shamrock shake to Close her out. Let's go. It's the grossest holiday food.

[Dick Toledo]

What was on the floor of the bar?

[Brady]

Oh, my God. The grossest holiday food ever enjoyed it. You're not getting laid, Irishman. We're going out. This year is going to be different. No, it's not. You're going to end up throwing up all of yourself and sleeping in a tree. It's what you people do. That's it. We're all done. You guys have yourselves a great one. Larry McFeely is coming up next. You guys have a great day. We'll see you tomorrow. Solo.

[Brett]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees.

[Brady]

I have heard enough of this for you, pj.