Summary of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona" Episode on March 17, 2025

Podcast Information:

• Title: Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
• Host/Author: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio
• Description: Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD is Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show. John Holmberg attempts to entertain, question, and disturb as many listeners as possible with assistance from Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo. Tune in or log onto 98KUPD (97.9fm, the 98KUPD app or www.98kupd.com) weekdays 5:30a-10a.
• Episode: 03-17-25 - John Has Given In And Joined AARP - Entertainment Drill - MON - Is Jim Morrison Alive And In Upstate NY - List Of Songs Used Most In TV And Movies
• Release Date: March 17, 2025

1. John Holmberg Joins AARP

The episode kicks off with a lively discussion about John Holmberg's recent decision to join AARP. The conversation primarily involves John (referred to as "C"), Brad, and Doris, highlighting humorous and relatable experiences during the sign-up process.

• Discovering AARP Benefits:

  • John (C) shares his unexpected encounter at a phone store, where an employee recognized him as a member:

    "I almost got mad... She goes, it saves you 40 bucks a month. What? Like what?" (01:06)

  • Brad reacts with enthusiasm:

    "All right, now I'm signing up immediately." (01:27)

• Navigating Membership Perks:

  • Doris questions the cost-effectiveness:

    "What, 55 bucks a year or something?" (01:42)

  • John (C) clarifies the pricing, emphasizing the value:

    "It's $20 a year. So worth it this year with automatic renewal." (02:05)

• Humorous Anecdotes:

  • The trio shares amusing stories about interacting with others post-membership, including awkward social encounters and playful banter about membership benefits:

    "Just have to prove it that I actually paid for it later. Got 14 days." (01:29) "People have no fear to look me in the eyes and call me ugly. It happens all the time." (03:17)

• Membership Mishaps:

  • John (C) recounts a humorous mishap with unexpected online orders due to distracted shopping:

    "I ordered some long cords and I hit buy. And then shirts started to show up like every day." (06:35)

This segment not only highlights the practical benefits of AARP membership but also adds a layer of humor through the hosts' personal stories and interactions.

2. Entertainment Drill

The second major segment of the episode delves into entertainment topics, featuring two main discussions: the enduring mystery of Jim Morrison's fate and a countdown of the top songs most used in TV and movies.

a. Is Jim Morrison Alive and in Upstate NY?

• Discussion Overview:

  • Doris introduces a compelling topic:

    "Jim Morrison is still alive. It's been hiding out in Syracuse, New York as a maintenance worker named Frank." (09:20)

  • John (C) expresses skepticism but engages with humor:

    "Kill him again. What?" (09:30)

• Movie Analysis:

  • Doris references the Apple TV documentary "Searching for Jim Morrison," which posits that Morrison faked his death:

    "The movie claims Morrison faked his death... he met this guy Frank and assumed his identity." (09:21)

  • They discuss the authenticity and reactions portrayed in the film, including testimonies from Morrison's ex-girlfriends:

    "They burst into tears because of the resemblance." (10:06)

• Hosts' Perspectives:

  • John (C) humorously critiques the theory:

    "That's the best thing Jim Morrison ever did, was pretend he wasn't alive so we didn't have to hear from him." (10:27)

  • The segment concludes with playful banter about Morrison's legacy and the feasibility of such a disappearance.

b. List of Songs Used Most in TV and Movies

• Countdown Introduction:

  • Doris sets the stage for the rundown of the most frequently used songs:

    "Here's a rundown of songs that have been used the most in TV and movies." (10:06)

• Top Five Songs:

  1. Fade Into You - Mazzy Star

     • Doris: "Fade into You" ranks fifth with 41 film and TV appearances. (10:43)
     • Dick Toledo: Comments humorously on misconceptions:

       "Really is Steelers wheel on there." (10:43)

  2. Escape (The Piña Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes

     • Doris: "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" holds at number four with 36 appearances. (10:45)

  3. Fix You - Coldplay

     • Doris: "Fix You" takes the fourth spot with 42 appearances. (10:43)
     • John (C): Adds enthusiasm:

       "I will fix you." (11:04)

  4. At Last - Etta James

     • Doris: "At Last" by Etta James ranks third with 49 appearances. (11:04)

  5. Push It - Salt-N-Pepa

     • Doris: "Push It" secures the second spot with 50 film and TV appearances. (11:15)
     • John (C): Engages in wordplay:

       "That's right." (11:27)

  6. Montell Jordan - This Is How We Do It

     • Doris: "This Is How We Do It" by Montell Jordan tops the list with 52 appearances. (11:52)
  • Hosts' Reactions and Commentary:
    • John (C) and Brad provide humorous insights and disagreements on the placements:

      "That's exactly what I said." (11:38) "If that's the case, then..." (12:02)

    • They discuss the versatility and ubiquity of these songs across various media formats, including commercials, movies, and TV shows.

• Additional Mentions:

  • Doris briefly mentions other popular songs like "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba and "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina and the Waves, further emphasizing the extensive use of these tracks in visual media.

3. Concluding Remarks

The episode wraps up with light-hearted banter and holiday greetings, maintaining the show's signature humor and engaging dynamic among the hosts.

• Holiday References:

  • Celebrating St. Patrick's Day, the hosts joke about traditional foods and festive behaviors:

    "Enjoy it. You're not getting laid, Irishman." (14:54)

• Final Jokes and Goodbyes:

  • John (C) humorously warns about "Mick hats," adding to the episode's comedic tone:

    "Anybody in a Mick hat is going to throw up on you today." (14:11)

  • The hosts bid farewell with playful threats and humorous advice, ensuring listeners are left with smiles:

    "We'll see you tomorrow." (14:49)

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• John (C): "I almost got mad... She goes, it saves you 40 bucks a month. What? Like what?" (01:06)
• Brad: "All right, now I'm signing up immediately." (01:27)
• John (C): "It's $20 a year. So worth it this year with automatic renewal." (02:05)
• John (C): "People have no fear to look me in the eyes and call me ugly. It happens all the time." (03:17)
• Doris: "Jim Morrison is still alive. It's been hiding out in Syracuse, New York as a maintenance worker named Frank." (09:20)
• Doris: "Here's a rundown of songs that have been used the most in TV and movies." (10:06)
• John (C): "That's the best thing Jim Morrison ever did, was pretend he wasn't alive so we didn't have to hear from him." (10:27)
• Doris: "This Is How We Do It" by Montell Jordan tops the list with 52 appearances." (11:52)
• Brad: "Watch out for Mick hats, too." (14:07)
• John (C): "Anybody in a Mick hat is going to throw up on you today." (14:11)

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully combines informative discussions with humor, engaging listeners through relatable anecdotes and entertaining debates. From John Holmberg's humorous take on joining AARP to dissecting entertainment mysteries and the omnipresence of certain songs in media, the hosts deliver a captivating morning show experience.