03-17-25 - WWBD - His Wife Wants To Go Back To Her Size A Boobs - His Kids Are Assholes And Ruined Ex Wife's Sister's Wedding Table - His CoWorker Did 19yrs For Carrying A 14yo Across State Lines

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (March 17, 2025)

Host/Author: John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Broadcasted on: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio
Release Date: March 17, 2025
Episode Title: "WWBD - His Wife Wants To Go Back To Her Size A Boobs - His Kids Are Assholes And Ruined Ex Wife's Sister's Wedding Table - His Coworker Did 19yrs For Carrying A 14yo Across State Lines"

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Introduction

On this engaging episode of Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, Holmberg's Morning Sickness, host John Holmberg, alongside co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, delves into three compelling listener stories. Balancing humor with candid advice, the team navigates through personal dilemmas, offering both entertainment and thoughtful insights.

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1. Listener Letter: "Wife Wants To Go Back To Her Size A Boobs"

Timestamp: 05:03 – 11:55

Overview:
Kyle reaches out with a personal struggle: his wife desires breast reduction surgery to revert to her original double A cup size despite having no medical necessity. Kyle is conflicted, as he values her personality over her appearance but is vexed by her persistent demand.

Key Discussions and Insights:

• Host Reactions:

  • Brady: Empathizes with Kyle’s frustration, highlighting the emotional toll of such a request. “It’s a good line. And she says, that's cause they're 22. They don't have personalities yet [00:43].”
  • Brett: Suggests Kyle might need to consider separation, remarking, “I’d leave [06:10].”
  • Kevin: Advocates for understanding and compromise, emphasizing self-worth beyond physical appearance. “You don't want your wife to turn into a dude. A dude chest [08:52].”

• Humorous Elements:

  • The hosts playfully debate the validity and definitions of bra sizes, adding levity to Kyle’s serious predicament. “AAA. So it’s like baseball in reverse [15:40].”

• Advice Given:

  • Encourage open communication and compromise. Possible solutions include seeking counseling or finding a middle ground in appearance and personal growth.
  • Kevin suggests, “Maybe a... a little staycation... get them a weekend [14:15].”

Notable Quotes:

• Kyle: “I'm not sure what's going on here. Help, Kyle.” [05:03]
• Brady: “It's about personality. So I told her, I'm like, I don't remember Playboy taking pictures of people's personalities [05:40].”
• Brett: “Selfish broad. She doesn't care about him [06:35].”

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2. Listener Letter: "His Kids Are Assholes And Ruined Ex Wife's Sister's Wedding Table"

Timestamp: 12:02 – 16:01

Overview:
A distressed listener shares that his seven and five-year-old children caused havoc at his ex-wife's sister's wedding by disrupting the unity table, leading to embarrassment and strained family relations.

Key Discussions and Insights:

• Host Reactions:

  • Brady: Criticizes the lack of parental control, stating, “7 and 5 is too old to go running wild during a wedding and knock a whole table over [13:02].”
  • Kevin: Questions the listener’s parenting strategies, hinting at the inevitability of such behavior without proper guidance. “I’m not worried about it [12:54].”

• Humorous Elements:

  • The hosts joke about the sacrilegious nature of children ruining sacred wedding rituals. “If you could do me a favor, I’m going out of town. Could you wash the kids for the weekend? [13:58].”

• Advice Given:

  • Emphasizes the importance of discipline and proactive parenting. Suggestions include structured activities to prevent misbehavior at important events.
  • Brett: Recommends, “They let you bring kids at a wedding. That’s a good point [14:14].”

Notable Quotes:

• Listener: “They both took off running, knocked over that table that holds the candle in that sand aquarium [12:32].”
• Brady: “Little jerks. Yeah, they should be [14:37].”
• Kevin: “If you run the risk of running into people that aren't going to forgive you for it [19:46].”

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3. Listener Letter: "His Co-worker Did 19yrs For Carrying A 14yo Across State Lines"

Timestamp: 16:01 – 22:33

Overview:
James seeks advice after discovering that his trusted co-worker, who recently served 19 years in jail for serious crimes involving a 14-year-old, may still pose a threat to his safety and workplace environment.

Key Discussions and Insights:

• Host Reactions:

  • Brady: Expresses concern over the revelation, highlighting the dangers of associating with someone with such a past. “That guy's gonna kill you. Or next thing you know, you're in a trunk with a teenager driving all over Colorado getting sold [20:11].”
  • Brett: Advises taking immediate action to distance himself from the co-worker. “You should have known better [15:34].”

• Humorous Elements:

  • The hosts use dark humor to underscore the severity of the situation. “He's Warren Jeffs [20:33].”
  • Brady: Makes a sardonic comment, “She went dude chest. Oh, my God [09:56].”

• Advice Given:

  • Strong recommendation to report the co-worker’s past and current behavior to management to ensure workplace safety.
  • Encourages James to confront the co-worker directly for clarity before escalating the issue. “Go ahead. I'm not sure I'm comfortable with [19:21].”

Notable Quotes:

• James: “He listens to country, so I'm safe talking about it. What the f do I do? [16:50].”
• Brady: “I watched botched. Plenty of people do it and it lasts for a few years [08:06].”
• Kevin: “If he's not gonna be able to, you know, talk to the boss, then [20:02].”

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Additional Segments and Highlights

• Neighborly Shenanigans:
  The hosts humorously discuss initiating a playful act of littering dog poop in a neighbor’s yard as retaliation for past grievances. “We bag up all of our dog's poop and we take it to their house... [04:13].”

• Concert Chaos:
  They reminisce about a Taylor Swift festival at the football stadium, drawing parallels to the earlier listener stories and the chaos that ensues when large crowds attend events. “There were people crawling over had it. They couldn't even have it [21:29].”

• Bra Size Clarifications:
  A side conversation ensues regarding the accuracy of bra size terminology, leading to a brief comedic break from the main topics. “Triple A’s like Brady said, inverted or what? [15:40].”

• Moral and Ethical Considerations:
  The hosts frequently delve into moral judgments, balancing tough love with humor. “Men are visual [08:56].” and “It's a rule. They made a law about it [20:34].”

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully intertwines humor with serious life issues, providing listeners with both laughter and meaningful advice. From marital disputes over physical appearances to the challenges of parenting and confronting unsettling truths about colleagues, the hosts navigate each topic with a blend of candor and wit. Their dynamic interactions and relatable discussions make for a compelling listen, ensuring that both regular listeners and newcomers find value and entertainment in every segment.

Notable Quotes Compilation:

• Brady: “What Would Brady Do? And Brady has had a big week off of morality and such [00:43].”
• Kevin: “I don't want to turn into a dude. A dude chest [08:52].”
• Brett: “You should have known better [15:34].”
• Brady: “It’s about personality. So I told her, I don't remember Playboy taking pictures of people's personalities [05:40].”
• Kevin: “If he's not gonna be able to, you know, talk to the boss, then [20:02].”

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Holmberg's Morning Sickness continues to entertain and provoke thought among its Arizona listeners, maintaining its reputation as the go-to morning show for insightful and humorous discussions.

Transcript

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[Brett]

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[Brady]

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. It is time now for the most moral man in all of Phoenix to fix your problems. It's called what Would Brady Do? And Brady has had a big week off of morality and such. Going to Tyler the Creator with his daughter and making sure she stays moral, too. As horrible as it was, it's a nice thing to do to make sure his daughter he clearly doesn't trust at all didn't do anything stupid that teenagers tend to do, which is sex, drugs, and weed and all that other stuff. Good job, Brady. We give you a little heat about it, but when Kirby to stand right now, you got to stand by her all the time and helicopter over her constantly until she finally rebels with a heroin problem like most kids. Tyler the Creator. Did she get. She got a Tyler the Creator shirt.

[Kevin]

Yeah. Pink and green. He's got. You know, they have a pop up store, too that was. It's golf. It's called the Golf stores.

[Brady]

He wears a lot of the.

[Kevin]

He does. And I like that line. Was longer than a Disney ride.

[Brady]

I'm glad you had fun. Now let's straighten up everyone else's life so if they can all go to Tyler the Creator with their daughters against their will, get all those other parents now in Gilbert when the Kendrick Lamar thing pops up. Are you on? Are you gonna do it again? That's how you know your neighbors. Disrespect.

[Kevin]

As of right now, I don't think I'm on the line on this.

[Brady]

As of right now, you are. No, you are a hard no. Don't Ask me. I've already done it. If you even think that you're back in the kitty, you're back in the line, man. It's somebody else's problem.

[Kevin]

I'm not worried about it.

[Brady]

He's going to Kendrick Lamar. Brett.

[Brett]

Oh, 100. There's no way Kendrick and SZA, all.

[Brady]

These other people are gonna be like, I'm not going to that. You go.

[Ronnie]

Well, Ronnie says Kirby can't go unless an adult goes.

[Brady]

Well, I guess you should go then, because I'm not. And all the rest of them will put their foot down and you'll be standing there at Kendrick Lamar again. I'd go see Sizza. Yeah. I like Sza. I don't mind Kendrick, but I like Scissor.

[Kevin]

Abel will go to both.

[Brady]

Huh? It's the same show.

[Brett]

Same show, dude.

[Kevin]

Oh, it is.

[Brett]

He's so street, man.

[Brady]

You have.

[Brett]

We need to go to this just to watch. I just remember I would go just to watch.

[Kevin]

I remember scrolling the Kendrick Lamar, you know, in the air. I didn't. I didn't see that. Yeah, yeah, I probably did. Yeah.

[Brady]

You're going to end up at that. None of those parents are even like, I'm not doing that. No. I guess our kids don't go. And then Kirby would be like, but, Dad, I have to go to this. It's important.

[Kevin]

Well, it's a bucket list.

[Ronnie]

Kirby asked Kirby Getz, so I'll go to that too.

[Brett]

Parents are all like, oh, it's like the Life commercials. Mikey will do it.

[Brady]

By the way, great idea sent over to us is that we start a KUPD thing for the. What are their names again? Dylan. Logan. Logan.

[Kevin]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Logan and Priscilla and Priscilla Gallegos. Either way, Logan Gamble and Priscilla, the SEAL nominees. We start a KUPD thing where we bag up all of our dog's poop and we take it to their house and we have a fun thing opening our door and chucking it onto their lawn, going, bye, bye. Like they did to the dog. And make it so they constantly have our dog feces to throw. We only did it once. Sorry, Logan. It's gonna live with you forever. Logan Dillon.

[Kevin]

Gamble.

[Brady]

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[Brett]

Got another special going on.

[Brady]

Big birthday special for always that guy. Always Brady. Are you ready?

[Kevin]

Ready.

[Brady]

All right, let's see what we got here. There's some good ones I fished through this morning. Uh, let's start with this one. This one's crazy. Dear Brady, my wife has a huge set of cans, and she just said the other day she's done with them. Well, I'm not. And by the way, breast reduction surgery is not cheap. She has no medical reason to do it, so it's gonna cost us. She wants to go back to her original double A cans. Oh, man. I told her they've been stretched out so long, it's not gonna look good. She's 46, and she said, it doesn't matter. Being a sexy person isn't about your breasts anyway. It's about personality. So I told her, I'm like, I don't remember Playboy taking pictures of people's personalities. It's a good line. And she says, that's cause they're 22. They don't have personalities yet. Well, why can't you have both? Isn't it great to have big boobs and develop a personality? She said she's out of the age where dressing sexy is appropriate at all. That's for young people. I'm not sure what's going on here. Help, Kyle. Wife's gonna drain her boobs. Back to double A's for no medical purpose whatsoever. Just to piss Kyle off.

[Kevin]

Sorry you've lost that battle.

[Brady]

You think?

[Brett]

Yeah, I'd leave.

[Kevin]

Can't tap that. When that mind goes. You know, when they make up their mind on something or they don't feel good about themselves.

[Brett]

Right.

[Brady]

How are you going to feel better without cans?

[Kevin]

I again? You know, and doesn't. I guess we'd only know if you were carrying them for so long.

[Brady]

I have an idea. Tell her that working hard at a job is for young people and you're not going to do it anymore.

[Brett]

Selfish broad. She doesn't care about him.

[Brady]

That's exactly right.

[Brett]

You know.

[Kevin]

Yeah.

[Brett]

His feelings.

[Brady]

You take away what she likes, right. Which is you working all the time.

[Brett]

It's unbelievable.

[Kevin]

Can you just, you know, just do one?

[Brady]

Yeah. Can I put one on your back or something?

[Kevin]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Can I build like a little something to me? Yeah. Compromise. This one's for me. Yeah. Just tell her, you know what? I think you're right. I don't know how old you are, but if she's 46, you're probably about the same. Just go. I'm tired of working. That's for. That's a young man's game. I'm not doing that anymore. I don't feel like I might. I should. My personality should get me through the day. You go work.

[Brett]

Damn right.

[Brady]

And I'll put a set of cans in. Me and you go work and we'll. We'll switch roles. That's just awful. Basically saying, eh, you're gonna live without these for good. I'm not gonna try anymore.

[Brett]

I wonder if he met her with the cans or they were added on later.

[Brady]

Did he add them on?

[Brett]

Right.

[Brady]

He should have a say.

[Brett]

He paid for him.

[Kevin]

Maybe they might be up.

[Brady]

Look, she's got a right to, you.

[Kevin]

Know, because, you know, she's probably making that decision because they're probably either need to redo them.

[Brett]

I'm sure Kyle would be more than willing to kick in on.

[Brady]

You got to kick in for pulling them out.

[Brett]

Right.

[Kevin]

You think that'd be cheaper for somebody?

[Brady]

It probably is cheaper. I would assume it is cheaper to get ripped.

[Kevin]

Pulling out.

[Brady]

Yeah. Pulling them out rather than putting them.

[Brett]

In and just stuff some more stuff in there.

[Brady]

That's what I'm saying. While the hole's there, put a new batch in.

[Kevin]

Go to Home Depot, get some silicone.

[Brady]

How about compromise? He did say, yeah, get a gun.

[Brett]

Get a Maryville job.

[Kevin]

Or what?

[Brady]

We'll DIY this. I watch botched. Plenty of people do it and it lasts for a few years. How about we compromise? You did say she had huge cans. She wants to go to double A's. I didn't know. I thought that was a battery. I don't even know what. How do you almost be a B?

[Kevin]

Is that inverted?

[Brady]

No, I think it's an A with a little like A on top of it. It's like salsa on eggs. Just a little layer of something. But it's not quite to B standards. I don't know what a double A is. I thought that Duracell had to be written on that, but you tell her you Know you used to have huge cans. You go into Double A. How about a nice pouty B? That way you don't have to be all sexy, but you still kind of. I'm. You know.

[Ronnie]

Is it just about that to you?

[Brady]

Well, yeah, a little bit.

[Ronnie]

I kind of like boobs.

[Brady]

And you're taking those away.

[Brett]

Men are visual.

[Kevin]

You just don't want it to, you know. You don't want your wife to turn into a dude. A dude chest.

[Brett]

Maybe she wants to go to Title nine.

[Brady]

Well, I mean, medically, if she's got problems, she's got to go dude chest.

[Kevin]

It's like, one thing.

[Brady]

Then you stand by her because it's like I'm. But if she's just doing it to be mean to you, it's like you're. I really like your boobs. Can't you keep them? Nope.

[Ronnie]

They're going down to sloppy empty water balloons. Former Double As. Back to my Double As. You won't love me anymore.

[Kevin]

Dude chest.

[Brady]

Kind of sounds like this personality you're bragging about sucks because now you got dude chest.

[Brett]

And if she wants. If she wants a Subaru for her new car, then just. Just leave. You're done. You know what?

[Ronnie]

I don't want to listen to you. I'm going to Title nine.

[Brady]

I'm getting a drink.

[Brett]

That's what's gonna happen.

[Kevin]

If it's dude chest with a fastback trouble.

[Brady]

It's my wife right over there. What's her name? They call her Dude Chest. Didn't she used to have huge cans? Yep. Then she went dude chest. Oh, my God.

[Brett]

His wife wants to look like Taylor Swift now. Great.

[Brady]

She's still gonna want half.

[Brett]

Terrible.

[Brady]

Brady's right. If she still wants half in the divorce, you still want half. She has to keep one or at least cut them in half. You can't just.

[Kevin]

Now you got the unicorn.

[Brady]

You can't go scorched earth. You go from D's to double A's. That's too fast.

[Kevin]

Yeah, that's way too many.

[Brady]

You're gonna get. What do they get? That.

[Kevin]

Too many letters in the Alphabet.

[Brady]

When you. When you go down underwater too quick, you end up with that.

[Kevin]

Bends.

[Brady]

Yeah, you get the bends. If your wife goes from Ds to A, it's too much. You gotta scale back.

[Brett]

You go one cup size. All right, we'll go with Cs. That's.

[Brady]

That's.

[Brett]

That's my final offer.

[Brady]

Depending on how big she went Double A. I don't know what that is. Mco. All the way up to whatever she is. Cut it in half.

[Kevin]

Yeah, man. I mean, because if she went up there, I don't think you could go four sizes.

[Brady]

No, sure, you can stretch them out. If she's a D, she might be a little thick. If she's a D, she wants to go double A. The compromise is B. And be willing to pay for that. Boy, that sounds like a rough one.

[Ronnie]

I don't want to be sexy anymore. I'm not gonna try for you.

[Kevin]

You're gross.

[Brady]

Here's the next one.

[Kevin]

He was with her for a while, huh?

[Brady]

There's triple A breast. Apparently that's where they come over and help you change tires.

[Brett]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Kevin]

You'll get a toe.

[Brady]

Here's a double A dude chest.

[Kevin]

Okay, that's double.

[Brady]

A little bubble there. That's not terrible. Well, the bras. I think the bra's helping quite a bit. I don't even know how the bras help it, to be honest with you. New chest. Like we're even wearing a bra for. Put a couple band aids over them in case you get cold. And what are you supporting? You're doing it just because it's a girl thing to do. That's like me wearing a rubber all day long just in case I'm like, no, you don't need it. You never know. You don't need it.

[Kevin]

Hear the words you say sometimes. I mean, who talks like that?

[Brady]

Holg's morning sickness. Dear Brady, in all fairness, I'll start this by saying my kids are assholes. My wife and I split up two years ago and it's made our kids spoiled, messed up little dicks. We talk about it quite a bit. They're seven and five years old and the two of them single handedly destroyed my ex wife's sister's wedding. Right in the middle of the ceremony, they both took off running, knocked over that table that holds the candle in that sand aquarium.

[Kevin]

In the unity unity sand.

[Brady]

The unity table. If there's a candle and sand, that's a lot of unifying as. No one said anything. But I feel I need to make good on this and I just don't know how. They're not asking for anything. They haven't said a word. But I'm still embarrassed. What should I send them? Or what should I do to make this right beyond just saying I'm sorry, which they didn't seem to care about. Kevin.

[Kevin]

Oh, I'm. I mean, seven and five. That's gonna happen. I mean, no, it's not Yeah.

[Brady]

I mean, not if you control your kids. 7 and 5 is too old to go running wild during a wedding and knock a whole table over.

[Kevin]

That's got a little out of hand.

[Brady]

That's a slingshot.

[Kevin]

I don't know. I mean, to apologize for them doing that. I guess if it cost anything, I'm picking up any.

[Brady]

You want it beyond the cost, That's.

[Kevin]

You can't repair that.

[Brady]

I mean, but it's a gesture.

[Kevin]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You wrecked their wedding. I mean, you did give them a good story.

[Kevin]

Another wedding.

[Brady]

You got to get him something, Brady. You got to dig into that pocket of yours.

[Brett]

He's still waiting for the six months. Can't get that present too soon.

[Kevin]

Great point, Brett. Maybe at least six months on that.

[Ronnie]

I think it was a sign. Thank God.

[Kevin]

Hang in there.

[Ronnie]

You try to unity, I'm gonna get.

[Kevin]

You something really nice.

[Ronnie]

You tried to do unity dirt, and it got broken because God doesn't think your union is worth anything.

[Kevin]

My kids, what you do?

[Ronnie]

Sent by the Lord.

[Kevin]

You tell them one of. If you could do me a favor, I'm going out of town. Could you wash the kids for the weekend?

[Brady]

Well, that's a good gift because that'll keep them. That dude will get a vasectomy in two days. You got to get him something.

[Kevin]

You got to get him something. Yeah, step it up a little bit.

[Brady]

Maybe a. A little staycation. Well, they're going on a honeymoon or something. I don't know. Maybe not a trip. You got to get them something good. And it can't be like a cruddy present. Like, you get them, like, go to the Hermosa or mountain shadows or Montalucia.

[Kevin]

Be nice.

[Brady]

Get them a weekend. You don't think so?

[Brett]

No.

[Brady]

Why not?

[Brett]

They let you bring kids at a wedding.

[Brady]

That's a good point.

[Brett]

See, that's. That's their mistake. That's on them.

[Brady]

He makes a good point.

[Kevin]

I like this.

[Brady]

But that's their. That's their little nephews.

[Brett]

Doesn't matter.

[Brady]

I'm with you.

[Brett]

No kids at weddings.

[Brady]

Brett goes to a lot of weddings. Do they have a lot of them that are kid free? Yeah, there are a lot more.

[Kevin]

Okay, sure. Because, you know, you're talking about this. Yeah, well, this and 100 bucks a plate, right?

[Brett]

And then the parents got to leave early because little jerks got to go to bed or whatever, you know? Come on. No, you don't bring kids to weddings.

[Brady]

They're naming kids.

[Brett]

Little jerk. Yeah, they should be.

[Brady]

God, if I had a kid. He opened up for tower, the creator might be his name. This is my son. I want to be a rapper. Little jerk. What a jerk. You. You just got to get them something nice. No, Brett says Brady. No brace. Brady's gonna go your way. Yeah, he's gonna go.

[Brett]

He should.

[Brady]

You're going full netting, y'all.

[Dick Toledo]

You would.

[Kevin]

I'm getting.

[Brady]

I would.

[Brett]

It's not yet. No, no, no.

[Kevin]

I'm apologizing. I'd give them something.

[Brett]

You should have known better.

[Brady]

Yeah. I do agree, though. That's a life lesson. Your next wedding. Don't have kids.

[Kevin]

But it happened this.

[Brady]

Oh, man. Toledo's bringing me all the updates on cup sizes. Bra size is determined by the difference between bust and under bust measurements. A AAA cup indicates that the bust is. And under bust measurements are the same or close. Bra cup sizes generally progress as follows. Aaaa. So it's like baseball in reverse.

[Brett]

Oh, okay.

[Brady]

So triple is AAA is smaller than a double A and an A.

[Brett]

So triple A's like Brady said, inverted or what?

[Brady]

Might be invert A triple A might.

[Kevin]

That doesn't do the other way.

[Brady]

I don't think you have ribs. I think you're a jellyfish.

[Kevin]

But isn't triple D like.

[Brady]

So that's what it says. It goes, triple A, double A, A, B, C, D, double D, and so on. So as it progresses, they add letters, and as it starts, there's less letters. Oh, God. Abed brought his kid.

[Brett]

Does it take your kid to work day?

[Brady]

There's kids coming in the building. We gotta go. That's it. Shows over. Show's over, child. And it's redheaded.

[Brett]

Maybe he went to the wedding this weekend.

[Brady]

Boy, maybe that's the one. It's not even allowed in school.

[Kevin]

That could be his dwarf wife.

[Brady]

Oh, man. Maybe. Maybe. A bet's got secrets. Finally. And this is a good one, too. The guy I work with, we ride together and do deliveries all day, just told me a story I don't know I can get over. He's 56. So we've been talking lately. I'm like, how come you're 56 and still doing the same job I am? Because I'm only 30, and he's been pretty cool. He laughs about it. I actually like him. He finally opened up. And he is a rough 56, by the way. For the last 19 years, up until last April, he was in jail for drugs. And as he said to me, other stuff. Well, I got curious over the weekend and googled other stuff. Dude had a 14 year old in his car and was Driving around over state lines, loading her up with drugs, and has a couple of charges that were kind of ambiguous, sexual in nature, but they said it was solicitation and alluring. I don't even know what that is. He was in Colorado when they got him, and he's not with me this week. And he listens to country, so I'm safe talking about it. What the f do I do? Do I tell my boss to get him out of my truck? Big problem is he's a really hard worker and he's the best partner I've had in years. But I don't like him anymore. Have I found this out and he hasn't said a word? James, you're not 14.

[Kevin]

You have nothing to worry about if.

[Brady]

He'S toting miners around. What if he brings one with him one day and you think it's like Abed? Well, then you know, nobody ever suspects. Oh, he's got a hostage like that. You assume it's his daughter.

[Kevin]

Good worker, really good worker, strong worker.

[Brady]

But you just found out that because human trafficking. A teenager 20 years ago.

[Brett]

Oh, man.

[Brady]

And he did, and he did something. 19 years, he said just on the Google search there was some.

[Kevin]

So that would put him at. You're saying he's 56?

[Brady]

It's 20 years ago. 34.

[Kevin]

Geez.

[Brady]

He's got some 14 year old broad in the car knocking down mailboxes. Little creepy hard worker crap to what, this guy?

[Kevin]

Hard worker?

[Brady]

What do you weigh? More a dude that's gonna do most of the work all day because he's killed. Oh, you know what you could do? Start using it against him. Just go, hey, man, I know what you did, and I'm not lifting up.

[Kevin]

How long have they been together?

[Brady]

Who? These two?

[Kevin]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I don't know, a few months. He got out last April, so not that long.

[Kevin]

I mean, the fact that he's giving him a chance and maybe he is.

[Brady]

Like, I just found out though.

[Kevin]

56. I'm not doing that anymore.

[Brett]

Yeah, it's just his partner. It's not like he's not the boss.

[Brady]

He can't do anything. He's got to go to the boss and say, I want this guy out of my truck. I just found out he was a child trafficker and sex crimes and stuff. Are you supposed to tell everybody that?

[Kevin]

Maybe the boss knows it, get over it.

[Brady]

Are you supposed to tell everybody that?

[Kevin]

Yeah, if you're registered, you're supposed to. Yeah, they have to know that in the hiring process.

[Brady]

Well, beyond that, doesn't the dude that's in the car with you have to know that. I don't know the rules on that. You'd think he'd have to tell you. And if he didn't, you tell the boss, go, hey, just thanks for sticking me in the car with a kitty diddler. Yeah, I don't know.

[Kevin]

I don't know. I mean, it goes back and saying, you know, is it. Do you think it is always there? I know that's the argument, that it's not a correctable.

[Brady]

Well, I don't care if it's correctable or not. Like you run the risk of running into people that aren't going to forgive you for it.

[Kevin]

If he's not gonna be able to, you know, talk to the boss, then.

[Brady]

Yeah, I would go to the boss too. Go ahead. I'm not sure I'm comfortable with.

[Kevin]

Tell him that guy gets fired and then you're dead a week later.

[Brady]

That's the other thing. If you get. Yeah, there, you just deal with it. Brady's right. That guy's going to kill you. Or next thing you know, you're going to be in a trunk with a teenager driving all over Colorado getting sold. Yeah, he's a hard worker. If he doesn't seem to, like, get too nervous around bus stops and stuff, just keep him away from schools around 3:00.

[Kevin]

He's a legend. He's Warren Jeffs.

[Brady]

I mean, he's. Warren's toting produce or whatever you guys are delivering. Good luck. Yikes. I've known Brady for a long time. If I found out he diddled kids right before the show started, you'd be fired. Now it's just a thing. You can't do that. No kid diddling. That's a rule. They made a law about it, in fact. And you have to ask him. I guess you'd have to. What I would do is just go and go, hey, man, I googled you. I'm sorry. I feel weird. What did you do exactly? So I can be more comfortable with this because you didn't tell me the whole story and maybe just confront him before you go to the boss and get him canned. Like Brady said, once a guy gets canned, your kids are gonna get kidnapped. They don't set him off. Yikes, what a mess.

[Brett]

Or you just find out and tell me you don't want to take your kid to a Taylor Swift concert if he offers and then, you know, guilty way.

[Brady]

Did you see this weekend that they had a Taylor Swift festival at the football stadium? And I thought, oh, Is she back in town here? No, it was the anniversary of when she started her tour take on Tay Taycon. It's real. There were people crawling over had it. They couldn't even have it.

[Kevin]

Yes, and it was packed.

[Brady]

It was for the football stadium. They anticipated at least 40,000 people. What? Just to go where she was to start off the ERAS tour because it kicked off here. Was it like a year ago? I guess it was like an anniversary.

[Kevin]

Was that guy there?

[Brady]

Yeah. Oh, he was there. The biggest binoculars you've ever seen. Just in the back going 22. 22. Yeah.

[Brett]

That's a good idea. Ask him what he did this weekend.

[Brady]

Yeah. If he was there, he's been off.

[Brett]

He was there. Yeah.

[Brady]

I had a little project I'm gonna work on this weekend out by the football stadium. It's take on. Yeah, Talk to that guy a little bit. There you go. That's what Brady did. And some of that stuff is just illegal and wrong and Brady can't fix it.

[Dick Toledo]

It's not weird.

[Brady]

It's pretty cool, actually.

[Kevin]

No membership. Heard enough of this.