Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Bert Kreischer - New Netflix Special And Tour - Call In (03-18-25)

Host/Author: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio
Release Date: March 18, 2025

Introduction

In the March 18, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, host John Holmberg engages in a lively and humorous conversation with renowned comedian Bert Kreischer. The episode, recorded on March 18, 2025, delves into Bert's latest ventures, including his new Netflix special, his upcoming tour, and personal anecdotes that reveal his candid and entertaining personality.

Bert Kreischer's Latest Projects

The discussion kicks off with Bert Kreischer sharing exciting updates about his career. He proudly announces the release of his new Netflix special titled "Lucky", which is streaming at the time of the broadcast.

Bert Kreischer [10:02]: "I'm streaming right now on Netflix."

Bert also provides details about his forthcoming Permission to Party World Tour, highlighting a notable show at the Desert Diamond Arena in October.

Bert Kreischer [10:21]: "I'm doing the Permission to Party World Tour. It's so funny. I named it Permission to Party."

John Holmberg enthusiastically promotes Bert's tour, emphasizing the high demand and urging listeners to secure tickets promptly.

Host [12:46]: "Bertbertbert.com is where you get tickets to Desert Diamond Arena and Glendale and all the other stuff you offer."

Health and Body Image: A Comedic Take

A significant portion of the conversation centers around Bert's relationship with his body image and health. John compliments Bert on maintaining his humor despite weight fluctuations, which Bert approaches with his trademark self-deprecating humor.

Host [03:24]: "I sat in this room years ago and told Lisa Lampanelli to never lose weight. She won't be funny. She'll get too emotional. And you managed. ... You've managed to lose weight and stay funny."

Bert responds candidly, discussing his weight journey and the impact on his career.

Bert Kreischer [03:55]: "I'm still morbidly obese. ... My problem is I got to 285, okay? ... I think I just got back to happy fat."

The conversation evolves into a humorous debate about the correlation between physical appearance and comedic talent, with Bert defending his choice to prioritize health over extreme weight loss.

Host [05:37]: "It's like when rock stars get clean and their music isn't as good. ... funny big people have to remain a little bit big because if you're ever ripped again, it'll be like, ah, Bert, I can't have Bert be hilarious and hot."

Bert humorously critiques the idea of drastic physical transformation for the sake of humor, affirming his commitment to being healthy while maintaining his comedic essence.

Bert Kreischer [06:18]: "You don't want me to look like a Funko. ... My thing is, if my cardiologist tells me I'm healthy, that's the good weight for me."

Upcoming Events and Collaborations

Bert reveals plans for a 5K event in Tampa, combining fitness with fun, and featuring performances by artists like Jelly Roll.

Bert Kreischer [08:01]: "These 5Ks have been huge. ... we're going to have I think 7,000 people at our 5K in Tampa."

The event aims to promote health and community engagement, culminating in a massive party and concert at Raymond James Stadium.

Host [09:19]: "You guys all run to Raymond James and then everybody goes nuts. And Jelly Roll is going to perform."

Reflections on Past Projects and Controversies

The conversation takes a more introspective turn as Bert and John discuss the movie "Tiptoes", reflecting on its offensive portrayal of individuals with disabilities and the broader implications of such representations in media.

Host [13:58]: "I've been trying to organize for about four years. ... you and Tom get Matthew McConaughey on and start watching the movie with him."

Bert shares his disdain for the film, highlighting the problematic aspects of casting decisions and the portrayal of people with Down syndrome.

Bert Kreischer [15:17]: "Rosie the Retard ... It's so bad. ... It's more offensive than anything anyone's ever said on stage about anyone with any mental disability."

The hosts express their frustration with insensitive media portrayals, emphasizing the need for respectful and authentic representations.

Listener Interactions and Personal Anecdotes

A humorous moment arises when John recounts a listener's email expressing unwarranted hatred towards Bert, anticipating negativity that Bert himself denies exhibiting.

Host [17:22]: "I had a guy email last week and said that he hated me because sometimes I talk bad about politics ... As soon as he calls in, I'm done with that guy."

Bert playfully addresses the notion of being mean, reassuring listeners of his genuine and positive demeanor.

Bert Kreischer [18:38]: "We've never had anything but a blast when we hang out."

The hosts delve into personal stories, including Bert's past experiences with MMA fighters and the unintended consequences of on-air banter.

Bert Kreischer [21:24]: "He [CB Dalloway] saw what I was saying and was like, 'We can take it in the ring.' I was like, 'I think it's illegal for you to. I'm going home.'"

These anecdotes highlight the unpredictable nature of interactions between public figures and fans, underscoring the importance of mindful communication.

Music, Pop Culture, and Light-Hearted Banter

The episode also touches on lighter topics, such as favorite musicians and humorous critiques of pop culture icons. Bert shares his admiration for Alice in Chains, while the hosts humorously discuss preferences in music and celebrity personas.

Host [28:17]: "What song? ... First thing came to mind was Damn that River."

Bert humorously responds, blending genuine appreciation with his signature comedic style.

Bert Kreischer [30:06]: "It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee."

Notable Quotes

• Bert Kreischer [03:55]: "I'm still morbidly obese. ... I think I just got back to happy fat."
• Host [05:37]: "It's like when rock stars get clean and their music isn't as good. ... funny big people have to remain a little bit big because if you're ever ripped again, it'll be like, ah, Bert, I can't have Bert be hilarious and hot."
• Bert Kreischer [06:18]: "You don't want me to look like a Funko. ... My thing is, if my cardiologist tells me I'm healthy, that's the good weight for me."
• Bert Kreischer [15:17]: "Rosie the Retard ... It's so bad. ... It's more offensive than anything anyone's ever said on stage about anyone with any mental disability."
• Host [28:17]: "What song? ... First thing came to mind was Damn that River."
• Bert Kreischer [30:06]: "It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee."

Conclusion

The March 18th episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness with Bert Kreischer offers a blend of humor, candid conversations, and insightful reflections. From discussing health and body image to sharing updates on his latest projects and engaging in light-hearted banter, Bert provides listeners with an entertaining and honest look into his life as a comedian and public figure. The episode underscores the importance of balancing personal well-being with professional commitments, all delivered with Bert's unique comedic flair.

For those interested in Bert Kreischer's new Netflix special "Lucky," available now, and his Permission to Party World Tour, tickets can be secured at bertbertbert.com. Additionally, his upcoming 5K event in Tampa promises a fun-filled experience combining fitness and entertainment.

Note: All timestamps correspond to the points in the provided transcript and are included to highlight notable moments within the episode.