03-18-25 - Entertainment Drill - TUE - List Of Insects And Plants Named After Celebs - The Band Semisonic Doesn't Want Trump Using Closing Time

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: March 18, 2025 – "Entertainment Drill - List of Insects and Plants Named After Celebs - The Band Semisonic Doesn't Want Trump Using Closing Time"

Host and Contributors:

• John Holmberg (Joe)
• Brady Bogen
• Bret Vesely (Gabriel Verdugo)
• Dick Toledo
• Special Guest: Tracy Morgan

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1. Entertainment Drill: Tactical Training Insights

Timestamp: 02:32 – 04:35

The episode kicks off with an engaging segment titled "Entertainment Drill," sponsored by React Defense, a leading provider of tactical and self-defense training. John Holmberg shares his firsthand experience participating in a hallway gun defense drill, highlighting its intensity and realism.

John Holmberg (Joe): "If somebody pulls a gun on you in a hallway, oh my God. It changed everything." (02:25)

Gabriel Verdugo references a movie with a similar theme, prompting a light-hearted exchange about memorable films involving high-stakes scenarios. The discussion underscores the importance of preparedness and the effectiveness of React Defense's training programs.

John Holmberg (Joe): "We did gun defense drills in a hallway and it's. It was awesome... I got real good at this stuff." (03:08)

Brady emphasizes the value of the training, mentioning various seminars offered by React Defense, including CCW1 and home invasion scenarios. The segment concludes with a strong endorsement of their comprehensive training modules.

John Holmberg (Joe): "It's 199 bucks. You're not getting that price anywhere else for what you're getting." (04:15)

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2. Celebrated in Nature: Organisms Named After Celebrities

Timestamp: 04:35 – 06:37

Transitioning to a lighter topic, the hosts delve into fascinating trivia about scientists naming new species after celebrities. Gabriel Verdugo introduces the segment with an intriguing list, sparking amusement and curiosity among listeners.

Gabriel Verdugo: "Here's some. A list of organisms that have been named after celebrities. Some of us don't even know it." (04:35)

Highlights include:

• Gaga: A genus of ferns described as "gender fluid," reflecting the artist's dynamic persona. (04:45)
• Philistada Maguire: A spider named after Tobey Maguire, the original Spider-Man actor. (05:04)
• Opaluma RuPaul: A rainbow-colored fly honoring RuPaul's vibrant identity. (05:15)
• Carcinomyrtis Conan O'Brieny: A worm species with pale, orange-tinted features named after the iconic host. (05:25)
• Apostechus Angelina Jolie: A venomous trapdoor spider paying homage to the actress. (05:55)

Brady Bogen and John Holmberg engage in playful banter about the creativity and subtlety (or lack thereof) in these naming conventions, adding humor to the scientific revelations.

John Holmberg (Joe): "They find a new creature in the sea and call it George Clooney." (04:48)

The segment not only entertains but also educates listeners on the whimsical side of taxonomy, illustrating the intersection of pop culture and scientific nomenclature.

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3. Ozzy Osbourne’s Final Concert: A Black Sabbath Tribute

Timestamp: 07:05 – 09:40

In a segment focused on the music industry, Gabriel Verdugo shares intriguing details about Ozzy Osbourne's final concert scheduled for July 5th in Birmingham, England. The event promises all participating bands to perform Black Sabbath songs, creating a monumental tribute to the legendary band.

Gabriel Verdugo: "Zack Wilde revealed an interesting detail about Ozzy Osbourne's final concert... All the bands on the bill will be playing Black Sabbath songs." (07:05)

John Holmberg questions the feasibility of numerous bands like Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, Guns N' Roses, and Tool incorporating Black Sabbath tracks into their sets without compromising their distinct styles.

John Holmberg (Joe): "Does it say only Black Sabbath songs? Are they going to do their own thing and a Black Sabbath song?" (07:18)

The hosts discuss the logistical challenges and artistic choices involved, with Brady Bogen humorously predicting the performances might be lackluster.

Brady Bogen: "He can't sing." (07:56)

The conversation highlights the delicate balance between honoring legacy and maintaining individual band identities, leaving listeners pondering the outcome of such a star-studded tribute.

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4. Semisonic and "Closing Time": A Political Dispute

Timestamp: 08:09 – 09:55

The episode transitions to a topical discussion about the band Semisonic and their frustration with the White House for utilizing their hit song "Closing Time" in a deportation video. John Holmberg leads the conversation, exploring the implications of a beloved song being associated with controversial political actions.

Gabriel Verdugo: "The band Semisonic is upset at the White House. Used 'Closing Time' in a Deportation video." (08:09)

Brady Bogen expresses confusion, initially mishearing the band as "Silk Sonic," adding a layer of humor to the serious topic.

Brady Bogen: "But he said Silk Sonic. I was getting excited." (08:15)

The hosts debate the appropriateness of the song's usage, with John Holmberg emphasizing the song's personal resonance versus its political exploitation.

John Holmberg (Joe): "'Closing Time'... you can't stay here." (08:21)

Gabriel Verdugo and Brady Bogen continue to dissect the situation, contemplating the band's response and the broader impact on their legacy.

Brady Bogen: "Limp Bizkit doing Black Sabbath songs, though. Or Fred Durst." (09:01)

The segment concludes with reflections on artistic integrity and the band's right to control the narrative surrounding their music, leaving listeners to consider the intersection of art and politics.

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5. Final Remarks and Teasers for Upcoming Episodes

Timestamp: 09:37 – 09:55

Wrapping up the episode, the hosts briefly mention future content and encourage listeners to stay tuned for more engaging discussions.

John Holmberg (Joe): "We'll see you tomorrow in the morning sickness." (09:37)

Dick Toledo chimes in with a casual remark, adding to the friendly and conversational tone of the show.

Dick Toledo: "It's not weird." (09:51)

The episode concludes with a light-hearted exchange, reinforcing the show's blend of humor, information, and candid conversations.

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Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg (Joe): "You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself." (00:43)
• John Holmberg (Joe): "Closing Time. You don't have to stay here. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here." (08:21)
• Tracy Morgan: "I'm never gonna have another Madison Square Garden hot dog again." (06:46)

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Conclusion: This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a diverse range of topics, from tactical training experiences and quirky scientific facts to significant events in the music industry and cultural critiques. Through lively discussions and insightful commentary, John Holmberg and his team provide listeners with both entertainment and thoughtful perspectives on contemporary issues.

For more episodes, tune in to 98 KUPD (97.9 FM), the 98 KUPD app, or visit www.98kupd.com weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10:00 AM.

Transcript

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[Brady]

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[Joe]

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

[Brady]

He's evil sitting right here. Come on.

[Joe]

No, no, he's not. He's not evil.

[E]

He's just a bit rude.

[Joe]

Before we move on to the entertainment, Joe, I got an email Brady. It says, does Brady know about the boss sauce competition at Foley Ranch?

[Gabriel Verdugo]

I do not.

[Joe]

Well, it's happening. Evidently Gabriel Verdugo has told you that. Some sort of sauce competition going. I don't even know where Foley Ranch is.

[Gabriel Verdugo]

Where's Foley?

[Joe]

Foley Ranches.

[Gabriel Verdugo]

The Matt Foley Ranch.

[Joe]

I don't think it's the Matt Foley Ranch. It's down by the river. I don't know where it is, but Foley Ranch is having a sauce competition and you should enter your giraffe juice or whatever that's. What are you calling that? Giraffe juice? It just fell out of my mouth. Well, not that I shouldn't say Boots.

[Brady]

And Barbecue is the name of full winning ranch.

[Joe]

Where is it?

[Brady]

Boots and Barbecue. Tagline. Oh, it's all country. Let's see here.

[Joe]

Last thing I need to see is country music fans drooling barbecue sauce all over themselves while they try to lift heavy things and tell me the ABCs.

[Brady]

21001 North Tatum, Scottsdale Bank. Or is that.

[Gabriel Verdugo]

It's Desert Ridge.

[Joe]

Oh, it's in Desert Ridge. Okay, well, that'll be nice, but the country music will ruin it and bring in a whole gaggle of special ed people who like country music. I just can't. Do you have. Imagine an entire mall parking lot full of Dale Hella strays. Sweet Jesus, Run.

[Brady]

I'm out.

[Gabriel Verdugo]

You'll win that with ranch. Come on, Johnny Ranch Sauce will win that one.

[Joe]

Oh, yeah? Well, trust me, you Know who's going to have the toughest day up there? The paramedics. Because they're going to be rescuing all the fat weirdos that I'm not doing a Morgan Wallen song.

[Tracy Morgan]

I'm so happy.

[Brady]

It's going to be a slow day at Texas Grill. They might as well just shut down for the day.

[Joe]

No it won't. It'll be a slow.

[Gabriel Verdugo]

No such thing.

[Joe]

Then once they're like, I got. I got a hankering for more and they're going to hit that place like a tornado. It's time for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our [e-mail] the home of tactical black self defense training. Was in there yesterday doing all sorts. We again, I've been doing this what, five years now. We're in a hallway drill. If somebody pulls a gun on you in a hallway, oh my God. It changed everything. It changed everything. Instead of being in an open space, you're in this tight area and get a gun on your back and whatever I'm like. So we did gun defense drills in a hallway and it's. It was awesome. Like you feel like this is. This totally is different than what I would have expected. And I got real good at this stuff.

[Gabriel Verdugo]

Makes me think about that movie.

[Joe]

Which one?

[Gabriel Verdugo]

The one they had two of them.

[Joe]

You're not thinking too hard about it.

[Gabriel Verdugo]

Nevermind.

[Joe]

You don't have a name of the movie. No. You have to finish now. Makes me think of that movie you said. And then you have no details where they go up.

[Gabriel Verdugo]

They have to go five stories up through the building.

[E]

Oh right.

[Joe]

All right. There you go.

[Gabriel Verdugo]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Think about that movie. Kind of had a little. That's what we're doing. But if you're in a. If you're in a wide open space, you do one thing in this hallway. I started to realize you don't have the room to do it. You're fighting in a phone booth. It was awesome. And we had you know, a good hour of me training there yesterday. That was just outstanding. Left there feeling awesome. And you can do the same thing. Price is right. Two months personal hands on training that could save your life. It's done it before. I read that email a couple weeks ago. It's unbelievable stuff. And it's 199 bucks. You're not getting that price anywhere else for what you're getting. Especially the specialized personal training they give you. Reactdefense.com check it all out. Oh, and I forgot they've got all their Seminars coming up too. You can look at that. They've got CCW1 that you can do. They have a. The plane is coming up. The women's seminar for all the. Everything they've got you can use for the future. And I think they have another one, a home invasion one that's pretty amazing. And you have a little house in there. They've got an airplane in there. They do it all. So they cover all the bases. Check it all out on their website. Reactdefense.com. it's the home tactical Black Brady Entertainment.

[Gabriel Verdugo]

Here's some. A list of organisms that have been named after celebrities. Some of us don't even know it. The scientists kind of do it because they.

[Joe]

They find a new creature in the sea and call it George Clooney.

[Gabriel Verdugo]

There's a one called Gaga. Pretty simple. It's the name that was given to an entire genus. Genus of ferns that are gender fluid. There's gonna be some tongue twisters here. The next one. Philistada Maguire.

[Joe]

Okay.

[Gabriel Verdugo]

There's a type of spider named after the original big screen spider man. Tobey Maguire. You got Opaluma rupaul.

[Joe]

I think that's named after Rupaul.

[Gabriel Verdugo]

A rainbow colored fly named after rupaul. Carcinomyrtis Conan O'Brieny.

[Joe]

Oh, I like that one.

[Gabriel Verdugo]

It's a type of worm that's long and pale and has slight tints of orange.

[Brady]

That's kind of funny.

[Tracy Morgan]

They just got this one off the floor of Madison Square Garden. It's called Buccal Ms. Tracy Morganis.

[E]

Good one.

[Gabriel Verdugo]

Acro Fantas Jackie Chani.

[Joe]

You can kind of guess what they're naming it after. You know, kind of hidden.

[Brady]

They're really stretching here.

[Joe]

Not really hidden. It's like hiding it from a country music fan. It's like it's in plain sight.

[Gabriel Verdugo]

You got the Apostechus Angelino Jolie. Nay.

[Joe]

These are just things floating around.

[Gabriel Verdugo]

Venomous trapdoor spider. And then you have the Kono Bregman.

[Joe]

Brad Pitt actually named.

[Brady]

No kidding.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Gabriel Verdugo]

And then you got the flip side. Is the Kono Bregma Brad Pitty. It's a parasitic wasp.

[Joe]

She named that one that was part of the divorce settlement.

[Gabriel Verdugo]

Grow villainous Leonardo DiCaprio.

[Joe]

We gotcha. That's enough. You're gonna hurt yourself. Put that down.

[Gabriel Verdugo]

It's a water beetle.

[Tracy Morgan]

Sometimes you just have to let it all out. Brady. Throw it up.

[Joe]

The reports of Tracy Morgan's nosebleed evidently were false. So he just threw up so hard he had to be wheeled out of the arena.

[Tracy Morgan]

I'm never gonna have another Madison Square Garden hot dog again. Brett, I'm not taking your advice.

[E]

Ever.

[Tracy Morgan]

I'll just eat. What? Eat what Brady eats.

[Gabriel Verdugo]

Could have been as icy. Brady, look at the two of us.

[Tracy Morgan]

We're sort of shaped exactly the same way. How come my stomach isn't as good as yours? I've seen you eat a shoe.

[Gabriel Verdugo]

Zack Wilde revealed an interesting detail about Ozzy Osbourne's final concert on July 5th in Birmingham, England. All the bands on the bill will be playing Black Sabbath songs.

[Joe]

So everybody, that list.

[Gabriel Verdugo]

Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, Guns N Roses, Tool.

[Joe]

Let me ask you this. Does it say only Black Sabbath songs? Are they going to do their own thing and a Black Sabbath song? Because that's what I would assume. I don't want to see.

[Gabriel Verdugo]

Yeah, I think they'll do a blend. I'm making a call.

[Joe]

He's making it up.

[Brady]

Yeah, I would say they got to do one of theirs, right?

[Joe]

They have to do it. At least. There's gonna hear. It's like a tribute album. Here's Metallica coming out. They do, you know, one of the songs. And then.

[Brady]

So many people on that bill. Do they have time to do that?

[Joe]

It's a good point.

[Brady]

Tons of people.

[Gabriel Verdugo]

And they're not going to do a full set either.

[Joe]

No, no, no, no. It'll be.

[Brady]

He can't sing.

[Joe]

It's gonna look a little like Tracy Morgan leaving, man. The six guys on wheelchairs throwing up all over themselves and like. There they go. They're done. They're not doing anything.

[Gabriel Verdugo]

The band Semisonic is upset at the White House. Used closing time in a Deportation video.

[Brady]

But he said Silk Sonic. I was getting excited.

[Joe]

Yeah. Brewer and Anderson are mad at. That's right.

[E]

No, Brett, I wouldn't use them. That's too dark, too smooth. I'm doing Deportation videos. I need a white band. Closing time. You don't have to stay here. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. That's the line.

[Joe]

That's what I use.

[E]

That's the one Brett, right there.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[E]

I couldn't use that Silk Sonic and.

[Joe]

Have my point made.

[E]

Leave the door open. Not gonna do it. Closing the door on the Browns. That's just the way love goes. Love's train.

[Joe]

All right, let's get out of here. Sean's in here for Larry. Sean Knight. The Sean Knight? That's right. The only one, man.

[Brady]

Limp Bizkit doing Black Sabbath songs, though. Or Fred Durst.

[Joe]

Just song. They're not gonna. They're not covered a bunch. They would just do one and then a couple. It's gonna be like one of those shows when they have, like, 22 people from the 90s, like Vanilla Ice and Spinderella come out and do two or three songs. Biscuit friends do anything. I don't want to hear it. But Biscuit can do it.

[Brady]

Wolfgang Van Halen's gonna be doing it. I'd like to see him.

[Joe]

Everything he does as tributes has been phenomenal. I just don't want to make that trip.

[Brady]

No.

[Joe]

And then ELO, evidently, is going to do a show right after. A couple days later. And they're their final shows forever. So it's, like, crazy.

[Gabriel Verdugo]

I supposedly saw the final one here in America.

[Joe]

Yeah, it's great. That's it. Sean Knight's coming up next. He'll be nice to you. Be nice to him. He'll give you all sorts of fun stuff. He's in for Larry today. That's it. We're done. We'll see you tomorrow in the morning sickness.

[Dick Toledo]

It's not weird.

[Gabriel Verdugo]

It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees.

[Joe]

I have heard enough of this.